Hunter Biden's "Sugar Brother," the Democrat Lawyer Who Fronted $2 Million to Pay Off His Back Taxes, Now Spending Huge Sums of Money to Concoct a New #ConspiracyTheory To Discredit the Laptop from Hell

Oh, and this guy has also been advising Hunter on how to structure his "art" sales.

The "Sugar Brother" that Hunter Biden
allegedly honey-dicked into paying
his $20,000 per month rent for him

As Hunter Biden waits for the outcome of the Delaware criminal federal investigation into his taxes and overseas business dealings to be made public, new allies are attempting to flip the script on the scandal of his infamous laptop.
Kevin Morris, the generous Los Angeles entertainment lawyer who loaned Hunter more than $2 million to pay off his tax debts, has launched a sensational public-relations campaign to discredit the laptop and divert attention from its damning revelations of the Biden family's international influence-peddling scheme.
Morris, 58, has assembled a team of 30 lawyers and investigators to help his friend Hunter, 52, "blunt the impact" of the Delaware probe, according to CBS News.

30 lawyers and investigators is going to cost... what, $10,000 per day? $20,000?

I have literally no idea what an extravagant cast of highly paid independent contractors would cost.

But leaks from inside the Morris camp, and a hand-scrawled mind map he has shared with confidants, show a chaotic disinformation project attempting to rewrite the story of the laptop's origins.
The counternarrative Morris is mounting on Hunter's behalf has nothing to do with the damning contents of the laptop, which have been repeatedly verified as authentic by multiple media organizations since The Post broke the story in October 2020.

Instead, Hunter's team is attempting to sow confusion about how the laptop became public, by denying that he abandoned his laptop in John Paul Mac Isaac's Delaware repair shop on April 12, 2019, and claiming his private information was somehow stolen, "hacked" or "cloned."
But the chain of custody of that laptop has been well established by The Post.

Even though we know the laptop was left with Mac Isaac, Morris is claiming that that never happened, and that the laptop was left with Hunter's psychiatrist. Whereupon some devious criminals (certainly Russian Operatives of some kind) "cloned" it.

He's trying to turn this into a Daniel Elsberg replay.

...
Morris alleges in his scrawled mind map, and in conversations with confidants, that Trump ally Roger Stone and his lawyer, Tyler Nixon, masterminded a plot with Ablow and Mac Isaac to create "clones" of the laptop left in Newburyport [where the psychiatrist's crack addiction recovery center is located] to damage Joe before the 2020 election.
....

The conspiracy theory has been aired by CBS News and is being disseminated on Twitter by the Brooklyn Dad Defiant account, run by left-wing social-media influencer Majid Padellan, who reportedly has been paid thousands of dollars by a Democratic PAC to post pro-Biden opinions.
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But this counternarrative is easily disproven and was dismissed Sunday by Ablow as "a work of fiction," by Stone as "insane conjecture bordering on defamation" and by Mac Isaac as a "loose effort to muddy the waters."
It is true that Hunter abandoned a second laptop at Ablow's office, along with a $12,000 Loro Piana blazer that he declined to pick up, despite numerous reminders from Ablow's secretary.
That second laptop remained in a safe in Ablow's basement for a year, until the psychiatrist was raided by the Drug Enforcement Administration on Feb. 13, 2020. Ablow was never charged over the raid, but DEA agents seized the laptop, which was then returned to Hunter's lawyer George Mesires.
A third laptop belonging to Hunter was stolen by Russian drug dealers in August 2018, during a bender in Las Vegas, according to Hunter, who recorded himself telling the tale in a video on the Mac Isaac laptop.
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Clearly, losing laptops was a perennial problem for Hunter, who was addicted to crack during the time he was being paid millions by shady characters in China, Russia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan and Romania while his father was vice president.
Hunter had at least 46 Apple devices between 2011 and 2019, including 20 iPhones, eight Mac computers, nine iPads and three Apple TVs, according to cyber-forensics expert Konstantinos Dimitrelos, who was commissioned by the Washington Examiner to examine a copy of the Mac Isaac-originated hard drive. Dimitrelos found it was "indisputably authentic [with] no evidence of any hacking or file manipulation."

So: Another well-funded leftwing conspiracy theory being spread through paid influencers online, and already planted in the " " " mainstream " " " media.

Although Hunter's "Sugar Brother" is wealthy, I don't think any lawyer is wealthy enough to be slinging around $2 million for their honeydick buddies and then writing $10-20,000 per day for political operations to bail him out.

I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here.

Hunter Biden reportedly utilized burner phone apps from 2014 to 2018 to conduct personal and business affairs.
Hunter's utilization of the secretive forms of communication occurred during the same years he conducted many business transactions while Joe Biden was in top U.S. government positions. From 2013 through 2018, Hunter earned $11 million from Burisma Holdings and from his partnership with a Chinese energy company.
The burner phone apps were discovered on Hunter's laptop, Konstantinos "Gus" Dimitrelos, a former Secret Service agent and cyber forensics expert, told the Washington Examiner after examining Hunter's "laptop from hell."
Breitbart News's Emma-Jo Morris initially authenticated Hunter's laptop in the fall of 2020 while she was working with the New York Post. In March of 2021, the establishment media finally authenticated the laptop.
"The file contained over 2,000 purchases by Robert Hunter Biden and dozens of purchases of burner phone apps, which are used to generate alternate phone numbers capable of making calls and texting from a primary mobile device such as an iPhone or iPad," Dimitrelos said.

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1 Sugar Brother... ugh...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2022 01:25 PM (JzBU4)

2 No, not a 1st!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2022 01:25 PM (JzBU4)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2022 01:25 PM (JzBU4)

4 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 01, 2022 01:26 PM (JzBU4)

5 Pinochet times, they are a comin'...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 01:26 PM (BgMrQ)

6 "I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here"

And now you know why that $40 billion to Ukraine was so urgent

Posted by: radar at June 01, 2022 01:26 PM (9/IeZ)

7 That guy needs a haircut. And a shave. And a brow wax.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 01:26 PM (DRSnL)

8 Their feast turns to ashes in their mouth.

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 01, 2022 01:26 PM (glGDV)

9 Someone said Nood Hunter
I am greatly relieved to see it's actually clothed caveman

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 01, 2022 01:26 PM (kf6Ak)

10 Audit Hollywood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

11 Let him join the Marines.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (anj39)

12 >>>30 lawyers and investigators is going to cost... what, $10,000 per day? $20,000?

LA? I am guessing north of $70K/full day.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (nByzo)

13 Hunter looks like Chewbacca.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (Xrfse)

14 Crooked fixer gonna be crooked.

I also understand he sells naked pictures of Jill Biden.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

15 Hunter Biden reportedly utilized burner phone apps from 2014 to 2018 to conduct personal and business affairs.

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Jeez, could you imagine if he was related to a politician that held some sort of massively influential elected office during that time?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (P083y)

16 Looks like we're pouncing again.

Side note: Saying the contents were cloned doesn't make Hunter look any better.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (4olE8)

17 THAT'S ONE SCRUFFY LOOKING DUDE.

Posted by: MONSTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (P5wHg)

18 15 Hunter Biden reportedly utilized burner phone apps from 2014 to 2018 to conduct personal and business affairs.

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Jeez, could you imagine if he was related to a politician that held some sort of massively influential elected office during that time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (P083y)

========

Scandalous, if true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

19 Could get interesting as the Computer Shop owner has layered up and is suing people for Libel and Slander.

So, a conspiracy to slander someone? GOT to legally actionable.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 01:28 PM (oHd/0)

20 I also understand he sells naked pictures of Jill Biden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

Given she frequently dresses like a $20 hooker, I'm pretty confident most people don't need to see any more of her merchandise.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)

21 Kevin Morris, the generous Los Angeles entertainment lawyer who loaned Hunter more than $2 million to pay off his tax debts, has launched a sensational public-relations campaign to discredit the laptop and divert attention from its damning revelations of the Biden family's international influence-peddling scheme.
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I wonder much Morris (or his buddies) show up on that hard drive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:28 PM (5zVb8)

22 >>>That second laptop remained in a safe in Ablow's basement for a year, until the psychiatrist was raided by the Drug Enforcement Administration on Feb. 13, 2020. Ablow was never charged over the raid, but DEA agents seized the laptop, which was then returned to Hunter's lawyer George Mesires.

Anyone remaining who is not yet convinced that the U.S. government is nothing more than an organized crime family?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (nByzo)

23 Sooooo "Delete browser history" isn't such a thing?

Obligatory, "Asking for a friend."

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (glGDV)

24 Look here, this laptop is authentic but fake!

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (Bhmmq)

25 sigh.

Lockheed Martin Celebrates 16 Years of PRIDE Business Resource Group

https://is.gd/c0zyLG

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (UgAdJ)

26 Glad the Geico caveman finally got some work. Been awhile.

Posted by: DBCooper at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (3oMnW)

27
What's the dirt that scum bucket hippy scruffy entertainment lawyer is hiding? Give him something to worry about.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

28 I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here.

Chy-nah

And yeah I don't get lawyers that look like that. He looks like the douchebag in the run down apartment or live-in hotel that sells drugs to your buddy.

I thought lawyers had to look presentable and respectable to get clients and show up in court, not like this mis shapen douchebag

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

29 I know what a burner phone is, what is a 'burner phone app'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (V6f9+)

30 Old and busted: The wreckers, capitalist roaders and Joos did it

New hotness: hacking and cloning

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (ZsR3z)

31 the guy's face is bent

Posted by: DB at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (geLO8)

32 Lockheed Martin Celebrates 16 Years of PRIDE Business Resource Group

The "Black Lives Matter" stealth bombers are gonna be lit.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (ZGrMX)

33 I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here.

Herroh!

Posted by: CCP at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (WmGrA)

34 Also I'm not going to around much soon and I hope people see this, especially

RHOMBOID
WHIG
WEASEL

I just got an email from midway saying they've got WWII era M1 Carbine magazines in stock. I ordered some IBM ones. They have different grades, with the best used ones having a limit of two.

They also have unopened ones, still in the packaging, with a limit of one ($99).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (P083y)

35 Given she frequently dresses like a $20 hooker, I'm pretty confident most people don't need to see any more of her merchandise.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)

Photoshop can work wonders.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (DRSnL)

36 I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here.

No comment.

Posted by: The WEF Slush Fund at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (Xrfse)

37 I also understand he sells naked pictures of Jill Biden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

He won a SAG award for them

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (OgrpQ)

38 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer says whut?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (h6/n7)

39 Morris alleges in his scrawled mind map, and in conversations with confidants, that Trump ally Roger Stone and his lawyer, Tyler Nixon, masterminded a plot with Ablow and Mac Isaac to create "clones" of the laptop left in Newburyport [where the psychiatrist's crack addiction recovery center is located] to damage Joe before the 2020 election.
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It's so SIMPLE. Why didn't I put that together? This makes so much more sense than a crackhead forgetting to pick up a machine he dropped off for repair!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (5zVb8)

40 "I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here"

And now you know why that $40 billion to Ukraine was so urgent
Posted by: radar

One percent of $40 Billion is....$400 million dollars.
One tenth of one percent of $40 Billion is $40 million dollars.
So see? The kickbacks to Meathead Joe and Crackhead Hunter don't have to be that large to pay for this nonsense.

Such a deal!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (vcOmj)

41 I'm just a simple caveman.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (es0Dj)

42 He won a SAG award for them
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM

ISWYDT.

And I can't unsee it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (h6/n7)

43 AOC supporters are so dumb, AOC put out a video playing peek a boo to amuse them.

https://bit.ly/3t9uyDO

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (i0wNm)

44 I also understand he sells naked pictures of Jill Biden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

He won a SAG award for them
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (OgrpQ)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (V6f9+)

45 Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer says what?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (4I/2K)

46 Lockheed Martin Celebrates 16 Years of PRIDE Business Resource Group

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I'm not sure how a feces-covered penis helps design aircraft, but okay.

YAY PENIS COVERED IN FECES!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (P083y)

47 Hunter already lied on a 4473. That's actionable, and ATF should have been all over it.

Crickets.

Gun controllers and the legal system have completely ignored this blatant violation of gun laws.

The pattern is set, and no packed jury will convict.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (5pTK/)

48 The left will believe the stolen laptop lie. At this point they believe anything.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (BJKQV)

49 re "Morris alleges in his scrawled mind map, and in conversations with confidants, that Trump ally Roger Stone and his lawyer, Tyler Nixon, masterminded a plot with Ablow and Mac Isaac to create "clones" of the laptop left in Newburyport"

Alger Hiss's legal team spent a lot of time and money trying to prove that a clone typewriter was used to produce all the documents that Hiss wrote on his typewriter. I'm sure there were some who believed it but Hiss still went to jail.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (Ynyl9)

50 The position of a misinformation “security analyst” was proposed by Connecticut Secretary of State Denise Merrill to combat alleged election misinformation that has “undermined public confidence in the fairness and capability of election results,” according to the budget statement.

Their role will be to “monitor and combat election misinformation on a full-time basis,” the statement read. Additionally, the budget allocates millions of dollars towards election education, including information on absentee voting and security.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (12jgO)

51 Hunter will now come out as bisexual with this fag and no one will be able to criticize Hunter because of the fag stuff.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (gmo/4)

52 claiming his private information was somehow stolen, "hacked" or "cloned."

"These documents aren't real- they're copies!"

Posted by: Surefire Lines For A DC Jury at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (Bhmmq)

53 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 01:30 PM (h6/n7)

*breaks mind meld*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (4I/2K)

54 Hunter had at least 46 Apple devices between 2011 and 2019, including 20 iPhones, eight Mac computers, nine iPads and three Apple TVs, according to cyber-forensics expert Konstantinos Dimitrelos, who was commissioned by the Washington Examiner to examine a copy of the Mac Isaac-originated hard drive.
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I've had two laptops since 2014. I still have both of them. I've have three cell phones. I've never lost a Roku. I own one tablet and still have it now, too.

How could you lose and destroy that much shit?

Oh, right. Crack. And speed. And whores.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (5zVb8)

55 "Blunt" the impact? Besides drugs, do these guys traffic in double entendres?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (KAi1n)

56 Sooooo "Delete browser history" isn't such a thing?

Posted by: Holy Crap at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (glGDV)

His whole life is a deleted browser history.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 01:32 PM (RM82d)

57 The $12,000 jacket? I wonder whose dna 🧬 is all over it?

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 01:32 PM (Ior/p)

58 Maybe it's been said, but is this HunterBro the missing link?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 01, 2022 01:32 PM (jvt6t)

59 If we don't hurry and take the $$ from the capitalist, they will profit.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2022 01:32 PM (2yIpD)

60 Kevin Morris looks like the love child of Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton to me.

And yes, he's being funded by the CCP and/or some Hollyweirdo bigwigs.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2022 01:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

61 Kevin Morris looks super-trustworthy in that pic

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

62 Hunter Biden reportedly utilized burner phone apps from 2014 to 2018 to conduct personal and business affairs.
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Let no one ever claim that Hunter Biden is not smarter than a SCOTUS clerk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (5zVb8)

63 That guy makes Avenatti look like a standup guy.

Posted by: huerfano at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (MzKgG)

64 Photoshop can work wonders.

Back when this kind of thing was possible to do at a place of business (1995) a co-worker scanned in a newspaper picture of a girl in a bikini and erased the bikini in Photoshop. This was well before Photoshop had automation for that kind of thing, so it seemed like magic.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (ZGrMX)

65 I don't see the problem here.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (NfGko)

66
Crickets.

Gun controllers and the legal system have completely ignored this blatant violation of gun laws.

The pattern is set, and no packed jury will convict.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (5pTK/)

So gun law enforcement is to be selectively applied...good to know.

Posted by: Moki at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (JrN/x)

67 30 top lawyers will cost 20k an hour.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (OalnH)

68
nice eyebrow homey

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (FIJ+3)

69 I have literally no idea what an extravagant cast of highly paid independent contractors would cost.

for planning purposes, lets go with $450/hour. in an eight hour day one lawyer could legit bill $3600. 30 lawyers, will bill $108,000/ 8 hour shift.

no comment on how lawyers could bill outside of a 40 hour work week.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (UgAdJ)

70 What's he get for his "investment"?...a piece of Hunter's/Joe's action?

Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (AwYPR)

71 Is he auditioning for Quest For Fire 2, The Next Day?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

72
Verdict in the case none of us give a shit about is "in."

To be read in 1.5 hours?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (RlFCn)

73 So Joe's rant will be lost in time, like tears in rain?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (a3Q+t)

74 46 Lockheed Martin Celebrates 16 Years of PRIDE Business Resource Group

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I'm not sure how a feces-covered penis helps design aircraft, but okay.

YAY PENIS COVERED IN FECES!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Like Biden said, no law is absolute at June 01, 2022 01:31 PM (P083y)

Yes, our new Stealth Bomber, the Otter, is designed to sneak up, and penetrate the enemy, from the rear....

Posted by: Lockheed Martin at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (oHd/0)

75 None of this can be spun as a conspiracy theory, all of this is illegal, yet, Hunter remains free to pursue cash, crack and cocettes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (5pTK/)

76 Why is his face all lopsided?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

77 What's he get for his "investment"?...a piece of Hunter's/Joe's action?
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM

Hookers and blow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (h6/n7)

78 That second laptop remained in a safe in Ablow's basement for a year, until the psychiatrist was raided by the Drug Enforcement Administration on Feb. 13, 2020. Ablow was never charged over the raid, but DEA agents seized the laptop, which was then returned to Hunter's lawyer George Mesires.

So the DEA is also a democrat crime cleanup operation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)

79 YAY PENIS COVERED IN FECES!

You can say that again.

Posted by: Amber Heard at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (ZGrMX)

80
I know what a burner phone is, what is a 'burner phone app'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at

It's "techno talk" written up by a techno illiterate. IOW, purely imaginary.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (pNxlR)

81 nice eyebrow homey

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (FIJ+3)

Very Australopithecus.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (gmo/4)

82 For the purposes of calculating the cost, many here are assuming that all 30 of these lawyers are working full time on the case. I doubt that's the case.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (ZsR3z)

83 The Big Guy gets 10% of everything.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (YQSpA)

84 nice eyebrow homey

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM (FIJ+3)

Very Australopithecus.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM

That's hot.

Posted by: Lucy at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (h6/n7)

85 76 Why is his face all lopsided?
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

Fat hooker sat on it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (V6f9+)

86 re 51: the Ryan for Senate camp sends me emails begging for money because J D Vance is getting funding from Paypal founder (one of them) Peter Thiel, who so far as I know is one of "them" but he doesn't get the free pass on this. Ryan, who has almost always been in politics, sounds rather desperate. (Kelly from AZ, too)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (Ynyl9)

87 But this counternarrative is easily disproven and was dismissed Sunday by Ablow as "a work of fiction," by Stone as "insane conjecture bordering on defamation" and by Mac Isaac as a "loose effort to muddy the waters."

Is this Dr Keith Ablow from Newburyport MA? Because the MFM immediate response is going to being up his license being pulled because of 'sexual misconduct' claims:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2sd5kp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (2JVJo)

88 He looks like he got kicked out of a Gregg Allman tribute band.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (RM82d)

89 Instead, Hunter's team is attempting to sow confusion about how the laptop became public, by denying that he abandoned his laptop in John Paul Mac Isaac's Delaware repair shop on April 12, 2019, and claiming his private information was somehow stolen, "hacked" or "cloned."
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Sure, but it invites a bigger question. What's on the laptop that is so bad that it makes the "Sure, he's a whoremongering, drug-addled, incestuous child pornographer, but he was ROBBED and it's illegitimate" a play worth making?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (5zVb8)

90 Whoops. Cocottes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (5pTK/)

91
What's he get for his "investment"?...a piece of Hunter's/Joe's action?
Posted by: BignJames

"No limits" "snuggle time" with the freewheeling' Jill?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

92 The headline could read 'Hunter Biden in Cocaine-fueled Rampage Murders Three Underaged Ukrainian Hookers and a Puppy on YouTube Livestream" and we know nothing would come of it.

Posted by: troyriser at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (ogIek)

93 That Morris fella looks like a character out of Planet of the Apes.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (YQSpA)

94 the evidence was stronger against Sussman, so why not go for it ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (us2H3)

95
In general, I think they whole "manscaping" thing is pretty damn gay.

But if I had a face that generally simian, you can *damn* sure I'd be grooming that freakish unibrow. G-d made him an apeman, and there's little he can do to look less like a monkey, but there are a few things.

I wonder if he walks around in rubber shorts with a pair of cymbals to round out the whole look.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (FIJ+3)

96 Is he paying it? Or is he just the middle man used to launder Hunter's illegal gains? "Hey front me the money now and when this does down I can pay you back from my over seas accounts. "

The amount this guy is spending can't be recouped in art commissions, and advisor pay, it's coming from somewhere else.

Hopefully the laptop repair man adds this guy to his list of people to sue, and some independent federal investigator not tied to Biden's crimes looks in to this laundering scheme.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (9pGH0)

97 None of this should keep him out of Jail for his numerous Gun Crimes.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (fM5LB)

98 I have literally no idea what an extravagant cast of highly paid independent contractors would cost.

I wouldn't even begin to speculate what that would cost but I'd bet that guy and 30 of his lawyer buddies would work for free if they thought they'd be exposed by the laptop from hell.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (3u800)

99 Very Australopithecus.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM

That's hot.

Posted by: Lucy

Eh, I hear he's a real phony.

Posted by: Piltdown Woman at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (ZsR3z)

100 This is another round of the ongoing internecine warfare among Dumocraps over who runs Bartertown. All of the salacious anti-Hunter stories of the past few months were one salvo in that war. Some faction is trying to take Joey Shitbrains out at the knees. I suspect Kamala the Whore. But it wouldn't surprise me if it was Hillary or even Obama. Kevin Morris and his team of shills and frauds is the response to that salvo and an attempt to try to rehabilitate Hunter (and by extension, Joe himself). Morris is definitely not paying for all this. Someone else is. I wonder who?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

101 He looks like he got kicked out of a Gregg Allman tribute band.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (RM82d)

He looks like he got scraped out of a deep fat fryer at a Mexican restaurant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (nByzo)

102 a co-worker scanned in a newspaper picture of a girl in a bikini and erased the bikini in Photoshop. This was well before Photoshop had automation for that kind of thing, so it seemed like magic.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM

Pfffft. We had X-Ray glasses way before that.

Posted by: Kids in the 1960s at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)

103 Why is his face all lopsided?
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

Crack melt.

Speaking of which, did anybody else notice that Nina Jankowicz has a face shaped like a crescent moon? A waxing crescent moon. Like she came out of the womb sideways or something. Or maybe the doctor pried her out with a screwdriver.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/)

104 He looks like he got kicked out of a Gregg Allman tribute band.

Tied to a whipping post?

Posted by: Squid at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (oV0je)

105 Sugar Brother looks exactly like someone named Sugar Brother.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (UCZTi)

106 Morris probably made his original money playing one of the cavemen from the Geico commercials.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (5pTK/)

107 >>In general, I think they whole "manscaping" thing is pretty damn gay.

Sure. I could shave...but.

Where would I start and where should I stop?

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (fM5LB)

108 I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here.

We did. April 15.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (lTGtQ)

109
Why is his face all lopsided?
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

Fat hooker sat on it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

He REALLY likes the oeuvre of Salvadore Dali?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

110 93 That Morris fella looks like a character out of Planet of the Apes.
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (YQSpA)

shiat !!!

I thought was a pic of Ace

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (us2H3)

111 The reason a high paid hollowood lawyer is funding hunter's defense is because hollowood knows there are some big and famous hollowood types who are incriminated by files on the hunter laptop.

Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (YV6PJ)

112 Why, it's almost as if scum will act as scum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (UVAEk)

113 He looks like he got scraped out of a deep fat fryer at a Mexican restaurant.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (nByzo)

I love you man

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (RM82d)

114 This is coming out of your lube budget Hunter!

Posted by: Kevin Morris at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (ESjRY)

115 hey, if these lawyers are charging well below the usual rate or doing it pro bono, wouldn't that in effect be taxable income to Hunter?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (Ynyl9)

116 >>He looks like he got kicked out of a Gregg Allman tribute band.

Ha!

That fucking chin is bigger than Australia.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (fM5LB)

117 I wonder if he walks around in rubber shorts with a pair of cymbals to round out the whole look.

That wouldn't be so bad if he'd stop with the whole feces-flinging thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (ZsR3z)

118 That's not Hunter in the pic? Well, never mind.

Posted by: The WEF Slush Fund at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (Xrfse)

119 "Kevin Morris, the generous Los Angeles entertainment lawyer who loaned Hunter more than $2 million to pay off his tax debts..."

How is it that somebody that has been paid untold millions without ever doing a days honest work is broke, needs rich friends to pay his rent and has a huge tax debt?

Never mind. Blowing through that much cash just boggles the mind.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (MxEKc)

120 The client has to be informed in writing if their lawyer is making you pay other lawyers to assist your lawyer.

AKA gang rape

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (YQSpA)

121
Side note: Saying the contents were cloned doesn't make Hunter look any better.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 01, 2022 01:27 PM (4olE

Yeah he's not saying all the data is fake, just that Hunter wasn't so cracked out he left it there (which the pictures say otherwise)

Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (9pGH0)

122 Sure, but it invites a bigger question. What's on the laptop that is so bad that it makes the "Sure, he's a whoremongering, drug-addled, incestuous child pornographer, but he was ROBBED and it's illegitimate" a play worth making?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (5zVb

As others have suggested, it is not about the crackhead pedo's reputation.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:40 PM (nByzo)

123 The headline could read 'Hunter Biden in Cocaine-fueled Rampage Murders Three Underaged Ukrainian Hookers and a Puppy on YouTube Livestream" and we know nothing would come of it.

Well, if those "Ukrainian" hookers were really ethnically Russia they kind of deserved it didn't they?

Posted by: The peace loving FNM at June 01, 2022 01:40 PM (ESjRY)

124 110 93 That Morris fella looks like a character out of Planet of the Apes.
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 01:36 PM (YQSpA)

shiat !!!

I thought was a pic of Ace
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (us2H3)

Stunt double for The Ghost of Endor...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 01:40 PM (BgMrQ)

125 Speaking of which, did anybody else notice that Nina Jankowicz has a face shaped like a crescent moon? A waxing crescent moon. Like she came out of the womb sideways or something. Or maybe the doctor pried her out with a screwdriver.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at June 01, 2022 01:37 PM (zB/T/)

Actual LOL. Well, a stifled one, anyway.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 01:40 PM (DRSnL)

126 the fag probably doesn't even wear glasses

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:40 PM (us2H3)

127 Some faction is trying to take Joey Shitbrains out at the knees. I suspect Kamala the Whore. But it wouldn't surprise me if it was Hillary or even Obama.

Kamala? Please. She couldn't organize a Girl Scout cookie sale.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (ZsR3z)

128 I f*cked my niece and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

129 Hunter??? Heh, I got a whole mountain range of flaming , molten, red hot burner phones here waiting for him and his Daddy.

Posted by: Satan at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (cCxiu)

130 I can't imagine being so affluent that lighting $20k per month on fire is something that is even conceivable.

Last year, I bought a house. And moved into it. And bought appliances for it. And furnished it. And had repairs made to it. And all together, for that year, my average burn was under $25k/month including the price of the damn house.

I guess being an influence-peddling international hypercriminal has its perks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (5zVb8)

131 Honk honk!

Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (k7+BO)

132 I can't imagine that Hunter hasn't had to employ the SS to hide the bodies of at least 3 Dead Hookers.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (fM5LB)

133 If he takes off the shirt, the glasses still hang there in his chest hair.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (RM82d)

134
The Kinks - "Apeman"

https://youtu.be/aRHqs8SffDo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (pNxlR)

135 As others have suggested, it is not about the crackhead pedo's reputation.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:40 PM (nByzo)
++++
Definitely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (5zVb8)

136 The comments are killing me!! I'm LOL ing at work and people are wondering if I've going batty.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

137 [signs "Hubba Hubba! Big bunga-bunga!!]

Posted by: Coco the Gorilla at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (NfGko)

138 hey, if these lawyers are charging well below the usual rate or doing it pro bono, wouldn't that in effect be taxable income to Hunter?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (Ynyl9)
--------------

The press gets away with "Payment in Kind," running fluff pieces which, in reality, are a campaign contribution. MSM and Democrat campaigns regularly skate on this obvious campaign violation.

I'm pretty sure the IRS will look the other way when it comes to Hunter and this version of payment in kind.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (5pTK/)

139 He looks like Doug McClure with hypertrichosis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (OgrpQ)

140 128 I f*cked my niece and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick...
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

...aaaannnd, a line has been crossed.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (BgMrQ)

141 He looks a little like unfrozen cave man lawyer.

Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (k7+BO)

142 Morris, 58, has assembled a team of 30 lawyers and investigators to help his friend Hunter, 52, "blunt the impact" of the Delaware probe, according to CBS News.

Basically, Morris found another jobless lawyer and twenty-eight unemployed self-proclaimed "fact-checkers", who between binge drinking, sodomy and video games might spend a few minutes a week surfing something other than child pr0n.

There is your team - most likely funded by diverting part of the multi-trillion CoViD Emergency Funds.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (AHeqJ)

143 I wonder if he walks around in rubber shorts with a pair of cymbals to round out the whole look.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes
--------
Reeeeeeeee!

Monkeypox!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (aex1q)

144 This guy was the stand-in for Dr. Zaeus.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (fM5LB)

145 The comments are killing me!! I'm LOL ing at work and people are wondering if I've going batty.

Posted by: Archer

What would you say you do here?

Posted by: Archer's boss, looking over his shoulder at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (ZsR3z)

146 Basically, Morris found another jobless lawyer and twenty-eight unemployed self-proclaimed "fact-checkers", who between binge drinking, sodomy and video games might spend a few minutes a week surfing something other than child pr0n. ...
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 01:42 PM (AHeqJ)
++++
I think they call "Humanities Graduate School" nowadays.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (5zVb8)

147 his chin is what fags at the gloryhole call a cum corral

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (us2H3)

148 If he takes off the shirt, the glasses still hang there in his chest hair.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (RM82d)

In a post-apocalyptic-like ooze of smarm and chest hair.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (nByzo)

149 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

150
Ha!

That fucking chin is bigger than Australia.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (fM5LB)

Meh, it isn't that bad.

Posted by: S. E. Cupp at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (n+4am)

151 >>Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial

1 PM MST

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (fM5LB)

152 We all know that Hunter left his laptop at that Delaware repair shop, but, and hear me out, what if he didn't? What if he didn't? Think about it.

Posted by: The Grinder Rests at June 01, 2022 01:44 PM (dYe5S)

153 I bet it was Hunter who had Russian prostitutes pee on his bed. It's always projection with these psychopaths,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:44 PM (4+wAL)

154 149 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

yeah, I just heard

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:44 PM (us2H3)

155 I bet he smells like he looks.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

156 150
Ha!

That fucking chin is bigger than Australia.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (fM5LB)

Meh, it isn't that bad.
Posted by: S. E. Cupp at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (n+4am)

Pfft...

Posted by: Bill Cowher at June 01, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)

157 a co-worker scanned in a newspaper picture of a girl in a bikini and erased the bikini in Photoshop. This was well before Photoshop had automation for that kind of thing, so it seemed like magic.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:33 PM

Pfffft. We had X-Ray glasses way before that.
Posted by: Kids in the 1960s

Along with our sea monkeys.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 01:44 PM (Ior/p)

158 That fucking chin is bigger than Australia.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:39 PM (fM5LB)

Meh, it isn't that bad.

Posted by: S. E. Cupp at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (n+4am)

You go now! You been hea fo houa.

Posted by: Chinese Phone Book at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (nByzo)

159 I'd be very curious to see who's really fronting the money here.

What's 10% of $40 billion to Ukraine?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (8GBH4)

160 Video released of Hunter buying burner-phones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89wXeYOls7o

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (yikp0)

161 Hunter Biden sent someone in his phone as “Dad” his amateur porn videos.

W
T
F

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (NwKjo)

162 Jack Maxey has been spreading the word on the laptop for 2 years at least. He left WarRoom Pandemic and that seems like all he's done. Garrett Zeigler had a copy of the laptop and has released the same information on the laptop. You can get the emails and the text messages from the laptop. The reality is, like Sussman, nothing will happen. The elite class are protected no matter how depraved. Keep your mouth shut and you're good, say something against them and you're dead. We're controlled by global mafia.

Posted by: WilliamColby at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (BLa7A)

163 ure. I could shave...but.

Where would I start and where should I stop?
Posted by: garrett

The ones growing out of your nose,
The ones growing out of your ears.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (FhXTo)

164 149 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

No shit?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (OgrpQ)

165 Why does every person associated with the Biden family look like they just crawled out of a crypt (or a mad scientist’s lab) in Transylvania?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (tZ0Sb)

166 Why does Hunter's millionaire sugar daddy look like he should be trying to rent me a jet ski while he's side eyeing a bunch of teenage girls over at the frozen yogurt stand?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (wb1YC)

167 Actor of the Day

Bill Nighy was in Harry Potter with Helena Bonham Carter, who was in Novacain with Kevin Bacon.

Bill Nighy was in Glorious 39 with Christopher Lee.

Also in Underworld and some Edgar Wright movies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (44ww/)

168 In general, I think they whole "manscaping" thing is pretty damn gay.

Sure. I could shave...but.

Where would I start and where should I stop?
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:38 PM (fM5LB)

Don a masculine gold chain necklace. Starting at your nostrils, shave everything between your nostrils and the masculine gold necklace. You're good to go, capische?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (4I/2K)

169 Afternoon.

Is it just me or does that dude look like one of the Geico Cavemen?

Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (+5UtU)

170 Depp is probably purty fucking nervous after the Sussman verdict

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (us2H3)

171 Pfffft. We had X-Ray glasses way before that.
Posted by: Kids in the 1960s

Along with our sea monkeys.

And submarines!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (zSyrn)

172
The American Sam Losco.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (FIJ+3)

173 Why does every person associated with the Biden family look like they just crawled out of a crypt (or a mad scientist’s lab) in Transylvania?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (tZ0Sb)
-------------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Jill Biden at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (5pTK/)

174 149 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

No shit?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (OgrpQ)

Well crap that wasn't expected.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (4+wAL)

175 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

The verdict is what we've always known it to be.

Never stick your dick into crazy.

Says so in the Bible.

Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (+5UtU)

176 149 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)
.........

Can they both lose, please?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

177 Shimon Prokupecz
@ShimonPro
The school district office called the police to ask the media to leave their property.

-
Well, the media isn't generally armed so maybe the police can do this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (FVME7)

178 That fucking chin is bigger than Australia.

Posted by: garrett

****

"You flirt!"

- Nina Jankowicz

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (wb1YC)

179
Is it just me or does that dude look like one of the Geico Cavemen?
Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (+5UtU)

That's it. That's the one... he totally does.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (FIJ+3)

180 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

No shit?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (OgrpQ)

Well crap that wasn't expected.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (4+wAL)

They're gonna drop the big one?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (nByzo)

181 I can't imagine that Hunter hasn't had to employ the SS to hide the bodies of at least 3 Dead Hookers.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (fM5LB)

Bill Clinton pities this amateur.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 01, 2022 01:48 PM (9pGH0)

182 There is only one answer to all of this banana republic bullshit.
D I V O R C E
this should be the smart divorce blog

Posted by: This is my Stop at June 01, 2022 01:48 PM (YTBIQ)

183 As others have suggested, it is not about the crackhead pedo's reputation.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:40 PM (nByzo)
++++
Definitely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (5zVb

We get to watch the rich and powerful hide their sick sexual appetites right in front of us, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop them.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 01:48 PM (YV6PJ)

184 Democrats sure love Apple. Sorry if I'm pissing off any iPhone fans, but that company seems to market directly to douchebags.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 01, 2022 01:48 PM (G6DU0)

185 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial

Who really gives a fuck? Can't they both go away?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 01:48 PM (2JVJo)

186 Who's fronting the money? We are. The account paying all these bills is buried among the uncountable federal executive agencies. A couple million per agency per annum spread across a half-dozen departments within that agency, and the money-funnel doesn't even make it to the level of a rounding error.

If you could actually "follow the money" and fight your way past every countersuit, every congressional denunciation, every obfuscation, every inquiry stall, and all the lies these would produce in the aggregate, you'd find out that it's all coming directly out of our taxpaying pockets.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (K58O6)

187 The pic of Morris (?) that Ace posted looks more like a GEICO Caveman than it does a successful lawyer. You'd never have seen F. Lee Bailey or Melvin Belli dressed like that or going out in public as unkempt as that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (txdEq)

188 It takes a lot of work, but purging "honey-dicking MILF crack cocaine porn" from my browser history was worth it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (BP3/z)

189 "The left will believe the stolen laptop lie. At this point they believe anything."

1000 bots, 5000 trolls and paid influencers, will scream all day promoting the lie. Most won't believe, they are just at political war, and/or being paid to troll. Influence operations get pushed across MSM, promoted in every Dem held institution.

Lying/Deception is part of war ... they are at war against US (and they are the seditionist aggressors).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (Cus5s)

190 Well, everyone knows Hunter left his laptop at a Delaware repair shop ... but what this campaign presupposes is ... what if he didn't?

Posted by: Eli Cash (in the friscalating dusklight) at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (dYe5S)

191 Dung, I mean... dang!

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

192 The big story here is that the laptop thing is even being discussed in the mainstream media at all.

Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (tu3iY)

193 If you want to be super-rich and powerful, you have to be connected to DC, but it will only cost you your soul. That said, they sure have this govt funding to various businesses and charities to political donations to personal bank accounts scam down pat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (8GBH4)

194 So Hunter sent porn to "the big guy ." ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (bs+z0)

195 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial

We can finally put that shit to bed.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (ZcXTZ)

196 Anyone know what the vaxx requirement is in NYC for music venues, primarily Sony Hall? That may moot my desire to purchase a VIP BOC show ticket.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (KAi1n)

197 I can't imagine that Hunter hasn't had to employ the SS to hide the bodies of at least 3 Dead Hookers.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:41 PM (fM5LB)
-----------

Men, no need to involve the SS. Just make sure the local cops don't look to closely at random bodies found in rooms that were rented by Hunter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (5pTK/)

198 >> Anyone know what the vaxx requirement is in NYC for music venues, primarily Sony Hall? That may moot my desire to purchase a VIP BOC show ticket.

I think you are gonna need to show your papers.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (fM5LB)

199 "The left will believe the stolen laptop lie. At this point they believe anything."

1000 bots, 5000 trolls and paid influencers, will scream all day promoting the lie. Most won't believe, they are just at political war, and/or being paid to troll. Influence operations get pushed across MSM, promoted in every Dem held institution.

Lying/Deception is part of war ... they are at war against US (and they are the seditionist aggressors).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (Cus5s)

And now you know why Elon Musk is such a threat re: Twitter.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (nByzo)

200 shouldn't Janet Yellen be pushing one of those wire carts around the soopermarket ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (us2H3)

201 Anyone know what the vaxx requirement is in NYC for music venues, primarily Sony Hall? That may moot my desire to purchase a VIP BOC show ticket.

Buck Dharma is a valued Friend of the Blog, so you might get a better answer than you think.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (ZGrMX)

202 We get to watch the rich and powerful hide their sick sexual appetites right in front of us, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop them.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 01:48 PM (YV6PJ)

I suggest a slight edit - there's not a damn thing anyone will do to stop them. Because they can be stopped. If one is willing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (2JVJo)

203
They're gonna drop the big one?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (nByzo)

On the turd day of deliberations!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (YV6PJ)

204 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters, including the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooter who killed 17 people; the Aurora movie theater shooter, who killed 12; the Umpqua Community College shooter, who killed nine; the Texas church shooter, who killed 26 people; and the Pulse nightclub shooter, who killed 49 people.

One study of pot products seized by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) found the potency increased from about 4% THC in 1995 to about 12% in 2014.

Another study showed the potency of illicit drug samples has gone up to 17% THC.

Newer products called marijuana concentrates can have levels of THC as high as 85% to 90%. By comparison, researchers say, the marijuana level in a typical joint 20 years ago was closer to 5%.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (X5CsJ)

205 No shit?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (OgrpQ)
*******
Will be read in about 1hr.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

206 195 Verdict is in, Depp-Heard trial

We can finally put that shit to bed.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (ZcXTZ)

Most excellent

Posted by: 7man at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (qwO6y)

207 Pfffft. We had X-Ray glasses way before that.
Posted by: Kids in the 1960s

Along with our sea monkeys.

And submarines!
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at June 01, 2022 01:46 PM (zSyrn)

And remote-controlled ghosts!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (4I/2K)

208 Depp is probably purty fucking nervous after the Sussman verdict

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Maybe we should replace juries with Magic Eight Balls. You know, that way they'd occasionally do justice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (FVME7)

209 Well crap that wasn't expected.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (4+wAL)

They're gonna drop the big one?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (nByzo)

I think the verdicts will number two.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (4+wAL)

210 So Hunter sent porn to "the big guy ." ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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Well, 10% of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (8On0t)

211 Why does every person associated with the Biden family look like they just crawled out of a crypt (or a mad scientist’s lab) in Transylvania?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2022

***
I resent that implication. I, sir, am furthering the cause, and expanding the boundaries, of Science!

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (txdEq)

212 So Hunter sent porn to "the big guy ." ?

You know, home movies of the family.

Posted by: Hunter at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (9Spbq)

213 Who really gives a fuck? Can't they both go away?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 01:48 PM (2JVJo)
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I think they both will. Amber because she's a crazy no talent hack who's now well past her "sell by" date and Depp, because he's been tarred and feathered by the movie industry.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (5pTK/)

214 So having the kind of relationship where you can share things with your dad is good.

Having kind of relationship where the things you are sharing with your dad are porn is bad.

I mean its stating the obvious but...apparently not obvious for some people.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

215 Anyone ever get the hovercraft made from a vacuum cleaner? I really wanted one of those.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (UuD2k)

216 Just...tossing this out there: A 'sugar daddy' or 'sugar mommy' provides cash in return for sex. So a 'sugar brother' for Hunter....

Hairy man sex. Picture it. Picture it! It's holy and blessed by the *Pope!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (V6f9+)

217 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (5zVb8)

218 That's it. That's the one... he totally does.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (FIJ+3)

The pic of Morris (?) that Ace posted looks more like a GEICO Caveman than it does a successful lawyer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 01, 2022 01:49 PM (txdEq)

See!!! See!!!! I'm totally right about these things.

* High fives all around*

Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (+5UtU)

219 So the DEA is also a democrat crime cleanup operation.

The ethicalskeptic.com website has an article concerning syndicates that may have some value in understanding the DEA's RICO operations (participating in RICO, not investigating)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (AHeqJ)

220
I suggest a slight edit - there's not a damn thing anyone will do to stop them. Because they can be stopped. If one is willing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (2JVJo)

True. The FBI took away tons and tons of files, audio and video from Epstein island. Which is now presumably stored in a warehouse, next to the Ark of the Covenant.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (YV6PJ)

221 Well crap that wasn't expected.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (4+wAL)

They're gonna drop the big one?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:47 PM (nByzo)

I think the verdicts will number two.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (4+wAL)

The deuce, you say.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (nByzo)

222 Why does every person associated with the Biden family look like they just crawled out of a crypt (or a mad scientist’s lab) in Transylvania?

I've met some girls from Transylvania. Two thumbs up, would turn into a vampire minion.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

223 So having the kind of relationship where you can share things with your dad is good.

Having kind of relationship where the things you are sharing with your dad are porn is bad.

I mean its stating the obvious but...apparently not obvious for some people.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 01:51 PM (ESjRY)
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It would surprise me not in the least if it turned out those links went to videos and pictures starring one Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (5zVb8)

224 Anyone ever get the hovercraft made from a vacuum cleaner? I really wanted one of those.

I did, but the damn thing was filled with eels.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (ZsR3z)

225
It might be that the laptop implicates the son of a powerful man in revolting sex & drug crimes, and it has to be quashed.

It might be that the laptop contains evidence of State crimes by that powerful man, that make his son's revolting sex & drug crimes pale by comparison, and it has to be quashed.

Either reason is very bad. Damning. Indicative of a power elite run completely amok.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (FIJ+3)

226 So Hunter lying on a gun purchase application, and then his dead brother's crackhead widow tossing it into a trash can next to a school....no biggie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

227 217 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (5zVb

========

I don't think she skips leg day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

228 shouldn't Janet Yellen be pushing one of those wire carts around the ~~soopermarket~~ street ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:50 PM (us2H3)

...filled w/all her belongings.

Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (AwYPR)

229 See!!! See!!!! I'm totally right about these things.

* High fives all around*
Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (+5UtU)
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See my 106. You're agreeing with me.

*puts nose in air*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (5pTK/)

230 226 So Hunter lying on a gun purchase application, and then his dead brother's crackhead widow tossing it into a trash can next to a school....no biggie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

Evidently not if your name is Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (bs+z0)

231 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters

Almost makes you wonder why we push it so hard!

Posted by: The Left at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (9Spbq)

232
Hairy man sex. Picture it. Picture it! It's holy and blessed by the *Pope!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

Pride Month FTW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (pNxlR)

233 I thought lawyers had to look presentable and respectable to get clients and show up in court, not like this mis shapen douchebag Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 01, 2022 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

I blame the Zoom call culture. For the first year or so, people dressed up for Zoom calls like they were going to work, but that deteriorated over time. Interestingly, I've noticed in the last 6 months, when it's starting to be OK to have regular meetings again, a LOT of people have devolved further and stay on Zoom, in even more casual attire, almost as if they refuse to ever go back to the way things used to be.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (7B5FA)

234 I've met some girls from Transylvania. Two thumbs up, would turn into a vampire minion.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)
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You sure they were girls?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (5zVb8)

235 I'd really like to give a damn about this whole laptop thing if I thought something was going to come of it.

But it won't. So, I don't.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (TU8Tj)

236 217 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (5zVb

Wow wow wow....wow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (V6f9+)

237 Actual LOL. Well, a stifled one, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

I startled my napping kittehs.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (4IF0S)

238 Hairy man sex. Picture it. Picture it! It's holy and blessed by the *Pope!

Hmm, as you people always say pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (ESjRY)

239 >>Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters

I bet they all drink water, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (fM5LB)

240
Why does every person associated with the Biden family look like they just crawled out of a crypt (or a mad scientist’s lab) in Transylvania?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2022 01:45 PM (tZ0Sb)

I don't wanna hear one more gorram word about "Ewwww, Palin's trailer trash family!".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (n+4am)

241 shouldn't Janet Yellen be pushing one of those wire carts around the soopermarket ??
Posted by: REDACTED

WaPo, Home of the Whopper, had produced some animated videos about economics to show how and why it's not Joe's fault.

https://bit.ly/3M8lk1i

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (FVME7)

242 I think they both will. Amber because she's a crazy no talent hack who's now well past her "sell by" date and Depp, because he's been tarred and feathered by the movie industry.

Depp, in all of the recent photos of him, looks like the fat version of Steven Segal.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (AHeqJ)

243 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (5zVb

God bless America.

Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (w+R9S)

244 >>Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters

I bet they all drink water, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM (fM5LB)

Bong water

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (4+wAL)

245 When the verdict is read, Heard will be present in the courtroom, Depp will be in the UK.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (NpAcC)

246 Speaking of regarded liberals doing retarded things….

Seattle went all defund the police after the St Floyd of Fentanyl riots. Hundreds of cops were fired. And many quit. Hooray for social and racial equity amirite?

Well, now a report comes out from the Seattle PD, that they are so under staffed, adult sexual assaults are no longer being investigated by detectives as of April.

Lolgf Seattle residents. You wanted this, you overwhelmingly voted for this. Now you’re getting it good and hard.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (OalnH)

247 You sure they were girls?

Well you know normally you have to get to know a woman a lot better to go hunting for the little man(?)in the boat...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (ESjRY)

248 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne

Why does she have Peyton Manning's head on her body?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (ZGrMX)

249 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters
__

I bet they all drink water, too.
Posted by: garrett
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (4IF0S)

250
$2 million? Sure, are $20s all right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (/U27+)

251 Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a bunch of social media bots?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (BJKQV)

252 no matter what

Trump said "schmundie"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (us2H3)

253 Is there a Cissylvania as well?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (tZ0Sb)

254 I've met some girls from Transylvania. Two thumbs up, would turn into a vampire minion. Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

Any sweet transvestites? I hear that's where they're from.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (7B5FA)

255 217 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (5zVb

Happy to see Joe has been released from purgatory.

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (53oGX)

256 Lolgf Seattle residents. You wanted this, you overwhelmingly voted for this. Now you’re getting it good and hard.

Posted by: Joe Xiden
___

Good thing nurse carries.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (4IF0S)

257 Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a bunch of social media bots?
Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (BJKQV)
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They probably are. Power of and, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (5zVb8)

258 Sarah Palin takes care of her grandkids

Joe Biden frenches his grandkids

Obviously that trailer trash Palin is an embarrassment to the country.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 01, 2022 01:56 PM (ESjRY)

259 Morris alleges in his scrawled mind map, and in conversations with confidants, that Trump ally Roger Stone and his lawyer, Tyler Nixon, masterminded a plot with Ablow and Mac Isaac to create "clones" of the laptop left in Newburyport [where the psychiatrist's crack addiction recovery center is located] to damage Joe before the 2020 election.
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It's so SIMPLE. Why didn't I put that together? This makes so much more sense than a crackhead forgetting to pick up a machine he dropped off for repair!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01,

I dated a celebrity lawyer for awhile. A client of his was pulled over and his car searched. A large amount of cocaine was found in the back seat, and the client called during dinner from jail asking what should be done. Instantly my friend said that how horrible that the hitchhiker the client had picked up had left such a thing in the clients car. It worked.

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (UkN0J)

260 And now you know why Elon Musk is such a threat re: Twitter.
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Yep. They shut down the NY Post's account over it.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (yikp0)

261 115 hey, if these lawyers are charging well below the usual rate or doing it pro bono, wouldn't that in effect be taxable income to Hunter?
_____________

Only if the IRS is interested in applying the law to Hunter.

Which, of course, they are not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (MvHI3)

262 So China or Iran is laundering money to help Bidens? For what?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (HMTci)

263 Is there still time to request some foreign observers to monitor this fall's elections?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (R0Tis)

264 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (5zVb

I don't really care for the dress.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (2JVJo)

265 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress

Joe seems to be having a good time up here.

Posted by: St. Peter at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (Xrfse)

266 Dateline Los Angeles: The harm to African Americans that started with slavery persists to this day through systemic discrimination that requires California to make "comprehensive reparations" and extensive reforms in housing, education and the justice system, according to a sweeping report scheduled for release Wednesday by a first-in-the-nation state reparations task force.

I guess they are gonna need to allow more shoplifting at Walgreens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 01, 2022 01:58 PM (8GBH4)

267 Guy looks like an actor from a Bic Banana commercial.

Yeah, I'm old.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2022 01:58 PM (gmo/4)

268 >>I don't really care for the dress.

The cut on that thing is doing wonders for her lack of hips.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:58 PM (fM5LB)

269 There's a Transylvania in Louisiana. Middle of damn nowhere.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 01, 2022 01:58 PM (UuD2k)

270 There's a word for someone that takes money from someone else in order to obsfucate the origin of that money, and uses that money in a way the source of the money wants it used...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

271 245 When the verdict is read, Heard will be present in the courtroom, Depp will be in the UK.
____________

If it goes against her, will she cry actual tears, or just ball up her face like she did while testilying?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 01:58 PM (MvHI3)

272
This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 01:52 PM (5zVb

I don't really care for the dress.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 01:57 PM (2JVJo)

I agree. She should remove it immediately.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (n+4am)

273 Guy looks like an actor from a Bic Banana commercial.

Yeah, I'm old.

Stop writing!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (ZsR3z)

274 Since when does the DEA return property from a raid?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (z9npv)

275 I see nothing wrong with this person's face.

Posted by: Picasso at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (YsjiM)

276 "By comparison, researchers say, the marijuana level in a typical joint 20 years ago was closer to 5%."

in the 70's it was maybe 2-3%? idk but I recall being told in the 90s that pot was much stronger than the old days.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (Cus5s)

277 "WaPo, Home of the Whopper, had produced some animated videos about economics to show how and why it's not Joe's fault.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater!"

They should use puppets shows. Everybody know that's a good way you get your message across to the dumb masses.

"Hey kids have you heard about that meanie Putin making gas really expensive?"

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (MxEKc)

278 266 Dateline Los Angeles: The harm to African Americans that started with slavery persists

Yeah.. CA was a big slave State

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (bs+z0)

279 Does Ace hate us? That Spice Girls link in the sidebar is awful...really, really awful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (XIJ/X)

280
She mutilated him with a bottle and shit in his bed. I'm guessing she *might* lose this. She's a woman, so anything could happen, but the bed-shitting is really weird and off-putting.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (FIJ+3)

281 There's a Transylvania in Louisiana. Middle of damn nowhere.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 01, 2022 01:58 PM (UuD2k)
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"Translyvania, Louisiana" sounds like a humorous country music song, likely something like a "bad night resulting in the loss of a good truck but resulting a story you can tell into your golden years" kinda thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 02:00 PM (5zVb8)

282 Lolgf Seattle residents. You wanted this, you overwhelmingly voted for this. Now you’re getting it good and hard.

Posted by: Joe Xiden at June 01, 2022 01:55 PM (OalnH)

It won't effect the rich Seattle lefties. Nothing ever does.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 02:00 PM (BJKQV)

283 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022

Very pretty.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2022 02:00 PM (gmo/4)

284 It might be that the laptop contains evidence of State crimes by that powerful man, that make his son's revolting sex & drug crimes pale by comparison, and it has to be quashed.

that "powerful man" is starting WWIII, is on the path to ignite a global famine and never-ending rolling blackouts throughout Western Civilization, and who knows how many people are permanently maimed or even killed by the Kill Shot mandates and future engineered bioweapon outbreaks? Lets not forget the utter destruction of the economy and trillions of dollars lost/stolen/redistributed from We The People.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:00 PM (AHeqJ)

285 When the verdict is read, Heard will be present in the courtroom, Depp will be in the UK.
____________

If it goes against her, will she cry actual tears, or just ball up her face like she did while testilying?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Regardless, she'll snort two hits of coke out of a hankie.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:00 PM (Ior/p)

286 279 Does Ace hate us? That Spice Girls link in the sidebar is awful...really, really awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (XIJ/X)

You didn't watch it with the sound ON did you??

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:01 PM (V6f9+)

287 Hunter Biden is a pervert just like his dad.

I wonder if Joe still subjects his secret service agents to viewing his naked body after he takes a dip in the pool.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 02:01 PM (NpAcC)

288 Regardless, she'll snort two hits of coke out of a hankie.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:00 PM (Ior/p)
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The old ways are best.

Posted by: Guy with coke-compatible long pinky fingernails at June 01, 2022 02:01 PM (5zVb8)

289 >>>If it goes against her, will she cry actual tears, or just ball up her face like she did while testilying?

>I want to see another Jessie Smollet meltdown. Bitches be tripping.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2022 02:01 PM (BP3/z)

290 Okay, be honest. That's not a real person's face, is it? It's just a very good photoshop of Paste-Eatin' Joe ShitPants with luxurious hair that someone has squished the right side of to make him look like his Momma applied the Vice Grips Vagina to his head when he was born.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2022 02:02 PM (EdUP8)

291 82 For the purposes of calculating the cost, many here are assuming that all 30 of these lawyers are working full time on the case. I doubt that's the case.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2022 01:35 PM (ZsR3z)

Hours "working" doesn't matter, what counts is hours "billing".

Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (tu3iY)

292 Cool Biden did an about face and is sending Ukraine weapons that can hit inside Russia. Russia is now threatening nuclear war with The US.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (NwKjo)

293
Does Ace hate us? That Spice Girls link in the sidebar is awful...really, really awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (XIJ/X)

_________

It's his punishment for our mocking the mash-up post.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (/U27+)

294 Piltdown Brad Pitt...

Has that one been used before?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (4GCQl)

295 Kevin Morris looks like a chinese knockoff Chris Hemsworth.

Posted by: ronchris at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (f2Yap)

296 Is there a Cissylvania as well?
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Cissylvania 69-5000!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (yikp0)

297 NASCAR, NASCAR, wherefore art thou, NASCAR?

https://bit.ly/3mb4VOZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (FVME7)

298 Super cool fighter planes all lined up on a runway in Japan.

https://tinyurl.com/bctw2dv5

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (2kGr5)

299 279 Does Ace hate us? That Spice Girls link in the sidebar is awful...really, really awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (XIJ/X)

=======

I'm pretty sure I know what we did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

300 SpiceGirlz be jealous dem Wet Leg.

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (gktX6)

301
Romanian chicks are hot. Dacians. Kinda like Latin Slavs.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (FIJ+3)

302 282 It won't effect the rich Seattle lefties. Nothing ever does.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 02:00 PM (BJKQV)

========

Once it does affect them, it comes to a quick end...in their area.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

303 Since when does the DEA return property from a raid?

Posted by: TexasDan

It wasn't a raid, they were collecting property for their client.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (lTGtQ)

304 301
Romanian chicks are hot. Dacians. Kinda like Latin Slavs.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (FIJ+3)

Can confirm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (V6f9+)

305 294 Piltdown Brad Pitt...

Has that one been used before?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (4GCQl)

Corruption so easy, even Piltdown Brad Pitt can do it!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

306 When it comes to the Bidens, it's White Trash all the way down.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (hyqfe)

307 Regardless, she'll snort two hits of coke out of a hankie.
____________

She better enjoy her illicit drugs while she still can, because if Depp gets a big verdict, she's probably going to have to declare bankruptcy. And it's not as if directors are eager to hire her, after her Aquaman debacle.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (MvHI3)

308 Cool Biden did an about face and is sending Ukraine weapons that can hit inside Russia. Russia is now threatening nuclear war with The US.

We all knew that this was going to be the eventual outcome. How else do you (read: WEF) kill six billion people in a few months? Start a nuclear holocaust and let the nations that were dependent on the charity and technology of the former United States descend into famine, poverty, disease and death.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (AHeqJ)

309 279 Does Ace hate us? That Spice Girls link in the sidebar is awful...really, really awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (XIJ/X)

You didn't watch it with the sound ON did you??
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:01 PM (V6f9+)
----
That takes me back to the 1990s...and not in a good way...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (YIVH2)

310 308 Cool Biden did an about face and is sending Ukraine weapons that can hit inside Russia. Russia is now threatening nuclear war with The US.

We all knew that this was going to be the eventual outcome. How else do you (read: WEF) kill six billion people in a few months? Start a nuclear holocaust and let the nations that were dependent on the charity and technology of the former United States descend into famine, poverty, disease and death.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (AHeqJ)

=========

They share a border. What kind of weapons won't be able to hit Russia?

Knives?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

311 Just looking at that guy screams crook and slimeball. He even looks like Hunter the crack addict.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (QSjkU)

312 300 SpiceGirlz be jealous dem Wet Leg.
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (gktX6)

Are their muffin buttered?
Would you like us to assign someone to butter their muffin?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (V6f9+)

313
Hours "working" doesn't matter, what counts is hours "billing".
Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (tu3iY)

___________

A young associate at a white-shoe firm is hit by a car and killed. St. Peter tells him, "Welcone, Joe! You must be ready for a rest after such a long life."

Joe says, "But I'm only 27."

St. Peter shuffles some papers and replies, "According to your time sheets your 936."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (/U27+)

314 Cool Biden did an about face and is sending Ukraine weapons that can hit inside Russia. Russia is now threatening nuclear war with The US.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

It's the Biden Hokey Pokey. He puts his first lie in, he takes his first lie out, he puts his first lie in and he shakes it all about.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (FVME7)

315 She better enjoy her illicit drugs while she still can, because if Depp gets a big verdict, she's probably going to have to declare bankruptcy. And it's not as if directors are eager to hire her, after her Aquaman debacle.

She will just work the room full of tech billionaires who want to bang a former celebrity.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (AHeqJ)

316 306 When it comes to the Bidens, it's White Trash all the way down.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, we got fun & games & Starveflation aims at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (hyqfe)

What a dumpster fire.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

317 Pirate ship docks outside Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial courthouse

https://tinyurl.com/3nh8buwd

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2022 02:07 PM (NpAcC)

318 They share a border. What kind of weapons won't be able to hit Russia?

Knives?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

Nerf crossbows.

Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2022 02:07 PM (2kGr5)

319 297 NASCAR, NASCAR, wherefore art thou, NASCAR?

https://bit.ly/3mb4VOZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (FVME7)

Just one more reason why I'll never watch NASCAR again. Too bad too. My dad and I used to go to the Coca Cola 600 in Charlotte every year. Now they can FOAD.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2022 02:07 PM (N39Ws)

320 Romanian chicks are hot. Dacians. Kinda like Latin Slavs.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (FIJ+3)
++++
I've never been to Romania, but I have been to neighboring Bulgaria. A lot of smokeshows in Bulgaria. I was tempted to just get a sign with my last pay stub and a picture of my passport with "looking for wife. English language preferable" to see what would happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 02:08 PM (5zVb8)

321 > Lolgf Seattle residents. You wanted this, you overwhelmingly voted for this. Now you’re getting it good and hard.

After HB 1054 prohibited police chases except in rare circumstances, people are simply choosing not to stop for the cops.

Unexpectedly!

https://bit.ly/3tbE3SZ

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2022 02:08 PM (i0wNm)

322 They share a border. What kind of weapons won't be able to hit Russia?

Knives?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

Anything fired at or by the A-Team and Empire Stormtroopers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 01, 2022 02:08 PM (UuD2k)

323 Piltdown Brad Pitt...

Has that one been used before?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (4GCQl)

No, but...wow. Spot on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

324 320 Romanian chicks are hot. Dacians. Kinda like Latin Slavs.
Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:04 PM (FIJ+3)
++++
...I was tempted to just get a sign with my last pay stub and a picture of my passport with "looking for wife. English language preferable" to see what would happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022 02:08 PM (5zVb

My wife would kill me, probably.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

325 321 After HB 1054 prohibited police chases except in rare circumstances, people are simply choosing not to stop for the cops.

Unexpectedly!

https://bit.ly/3tbE3SZ
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2022 02:08 PM (i0wNm)

=========

And the police union will continue to wholeheartedly support every leftist cause because of solidarity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

326 She will just work the room full of tech billionaires who want to bang a former celebrity.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (AHeqJ)

Yeah, who wouldn't want to get involved with that screeching nutcase?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (QSjkU)

327
I've never been to Romania, but I have been to neighboring Bulgaria.

_________

Bulgaria: Russia without the accomplishments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (/U27+)

328
"Sugar Brother" is a weird looking dude in that photo.

Like Big Foot from a low budget 1960's horror movie.

"Night of the Neckbeard" or some such thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (OK0YZ)

329 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters

===

I bet they all drink water, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM

Oxidane is a known hydrating agent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)

330 She will just work the room full of tech billionaires who want to bang a former celebrity.
___________

Musk has a new GF, but maybe somebody could introduce Heard to Bill Gates? He seems to have low standards, so maybe they could make something work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (MvHI3)

331 That Spice Girls video was great if you were a teenage boy in that era. Putting them in order from 1-5 was great locker room banter.

Posted by: brak at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (KR4lF)

332 They share a border. What kind of weapons won't be able to hit Russia?

Read between the lines. It means that Russia has already conquered and is occupying hundreds of miles of former Ukrainian land along the border - the cartographers just aren't willing to make it official.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (AHeqJ)

333 Does Ace hate us? That Spice Girls link in the sidebar is awful...really, really awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 01, 2022 01:59 PM (XIJ/X)

Proposition: Ace is as cruel as AtC, but without the mitigation of a yuge rack.

Discuss.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

334 292 Cool Biden did an about face and is sending Ukraine weapons that can hit inside Russia. Russia is now threatening nuclear war with The US.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (NwKjo)

At least in the end there will be only chaos. So I've heard anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (Rl7KJ)

335 If Hollywood is looking for a crack smoking, coke snorting scum bag for a role in a movie, I nominate this Morris guy. He just oozes sleaze.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

336 Musk has a new GF, but maybe somebody could introduce Heard to Bill Gates? He seems to have low standards, so maybe they could make something work.

Bill likes them a whole lot younger than Heard.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (AHeqJ)

337 This busty redhead in a short strapless dress *never* wants firsthand knowledge of what's on the laptop from hell:
https://is.gd/ZW61ne
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 01, 2022

I would tell her of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (ufFY8)

338 330 She will just work the room full of tech billionaires who want to bang a former celebrity.
___________

Musk has a new GF, but maybe somebody could introduce Heard to Bill Gates? He seems to have low standards, so maybe they could make something work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (MvHI3)

Given he visited Epstein Island at least once, he may be looking for someone...younger.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

339 If it hasn't been mentioned -

Today is Hunter Biden day at the Daily Mail
big article, with pics, on his account at PornHub, sharing phones with daddy and, of course, sharing and spying on Hallie.

Next up is an article about his Ex dumping him and how her daughter, that's what it says, told her about his affair with Hallie, prostitutes and other things.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (9rYNN)

340 On second thought, the spice need not flow.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 01, 2022 02:11 PM (ppBhU)

341
She will just work the room full of tech billionaires who want to bang a former celebrity.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (AHeqJ)

You misspelled Saudi princes. Which is a real thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:11 PM (4GCQl)

342 341
She will just work the room full of tech billionaires who want to bang a former celebrity.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:06 PM (AHeqJ)

You misspelled Saudi princes. Which is a real thing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:11 PM (4GCQl)

=========

"It is racist to point out this true thing."
-Liberal watching Taken

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

343 What is in it for the caveman lawyer?

He is probably getting a cut of the money he is laundering to Hunter, but favors will be involved too. Either now or in the future, he is earning influence from power players.

Posted by: Thatch at June 01, 2022 02:11 PM (qWceQ)

344 NASCAR, NASCAR, wherefore art thou, NASCAR?

https://bit.ly/3mb4VOZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:03 PM (FVME7)

They should cancel the Texas races...or they ain't got a hair on their ass.

Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (AwYPR)

345 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters

===

I bet they all drink water, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM {/i]

Early marijuana use is linked to increased probability of schizophrenia.

So yep, it's possible.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (OK0YZ)

346 wonder if Amber will be looking for a cuddle later on ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (us2H3)

347 The Bidens are the perfect encapsulation of everything the left wished Trump to be.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (KbCG3)

348 The "Sugar Brother" that Hunter Biden allegedly honey-dicked into paying his $20,000 per month rent for him
______________

He must have scavenged a LOT of aluminum cans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

349 Proposition: Ace is as cruel as AtC, but without the mitigation of a yuge rack.

You're saying Victor Davis Hanson needs to find out about AtC?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (ZGrMX)

350 Musk has a new GF, but maybe somebody could introduce Heard to Bill Gates? He seems to have low standards, so maybe they could make something work.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Plus Gates has moobs so I've supposedly Heard is not repulsed by that.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

351 Yes, both sides can lose.

We shall see.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

352
There're a lot of examples, but I think the Ukraine War is the most perfect one that illustrates what Orwell meant when he said "history stopped in 1936." Everything available for mass audiences about this conflict is a lie. In Russia, in the West, everywhere. Nobody but people on the ground can know what's happening, because all media present is just making it the fuck up.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (FIJ+3)

353 Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (AHeqJ)

Yeah, cool. Biden is sending more weapons from OUR stockpiles... the ones for the US Military.

The lead time on production of all these weapons is in YEARS. Currently we produce 2100 Javelin Missiles per year... we have already sent over 5000 to Ukraine.

Every weapon system we send to Ukraine, is one our own Military does not have access to.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

354 >>>maybe somebody could introduce Heard to Bill Gates? He seems to have low standards, so maybe they could make something work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 02:09 PM (MvHI3)
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Thoughtful. Excellent idea.
The visuals are extraordinary.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (9rYNN)

355
The last Howard Johnson's has closed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (/U27+)

356 346 wonder if Amber will be looking for a cuddle later on ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (us2H3)

Better watch your bed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

357 346 wonder if Amber will be looking for a cuddle later on ??
____________

Be sure to put plastic sheets on your bed first . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (MvHI3)

358 Van Helsing takes place in Borgova. A very good fictional eastern block name.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (YsjiM)

359 Should Disney be nervous if Depp wins his lawsuit against Heard?

Disney dropped Depp based on spurious accusations by Heard, which probably cost Depp millions.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (5pTK/)

360 The last Howard Johnson's has closed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (/U27+)

I just stayed in one in Spokane, ten days ago...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (V6f9+)

361 344
They should cancel the Texas races...or they ain't got a hair on their ass.
Posted by: BignJames at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (AwYPR)

This will be (at least) the 2nd time NASCAR has dissed Texas races. The first one was when the NRA sponsored a race and NASCAR couldn't back away from it fast enough.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (N39Ws)

362 If Hollywood is looking for a crack smoking, coke snorting scum bag for a role in a movie, I nominate this Morris guy. He just oozes sleaze.
Posted by: Cheri

Better Call Morris!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (FVME7)

363 >>>"Sugar Brother" is a weird looking dude in that photo.

>Looks like an extra from Weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (BP3/z)

364 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters

I dunno

here in the southern Berkshires, there's like, one pot shop for every 16 people

and no murders

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (us2H3)

365 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters
===
I bet they all drink water, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 01:54 PM {/i]

Early marijuana use is linked to increased probability of schizophrenia.

So yep, it's possible.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (OK0YZ)
______________
And they all ate potatoes at one point or other. Ban the killer tuber!

Biomedical "research." You can't beat it. Unless you're a chimpanzee or higher primate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

366 Given he visited Epstein Island at least once, he may be looking for someone...younger.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

People forget Epstein had a New Mexico ranch. Gates always seemed more like a New Mexico ranch type.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (4GCQl)

367
I just stayed in one in Spokane, ten days ago...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:13 PM (V6f9+)

___________

The hotels are owned by Wyndham. This is the last restaurant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (/U27+)

368 On second thought, the spice need not flow.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Spice Blow (tm)
The blow must flow.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (Ior/p)

369 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters
______________

As a voice crying out in the wilderness I shout to the skies, "Correlation does NOT equal causation!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

370 wonder if Amber will be looking for a cuddle later on ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (us2H3)

Does Victoria's Secret make Sexy Depends cuz...

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (OK0YZ)

371 Of course, every Nobel winner in physics smoked week to get in the mood to do complex theoretical calculation. Week is good for the brain. Allows clear thinking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (QSjkU)

372 >>Early marijuana use is linked to increased probability of schizophrenia.

Same with Breast Milk.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (fM5LB)

373 346 wonder if Amber will be looking for a cuddle later on ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (us2H3)

I would be happy to referee a lingerie pillow fight with Heard and Dr. Muffins, Depp's expert psych witness.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

374 The hotels are owned by Wyndham. This is the last restaurant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (/U27+)

Ah, gotcha

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (V6f9+)

375 Sugar bro is going for the Ace look but just misses

ace doesn't wear specs, right ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (us2H3)

376 Excuse me if I'm wrong, but minus the allowance for an annual gift, how is this not all taxable income to Hunter?

Posted by: Kustie The Klown at June 01, 2022 02:16 PM (enAJ1)

377
I dunno
here in the southern Berkshires, there's like, one pot shop for every 16 people

and no murders
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (us2H3)

__________

*polite cough*

And what are the demographics of your area?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:16 PM (/U27+)

378 If Hollywood is looking for a crack smoking, coke snorting scum bag for a role in a movie, I nominate this Morris guy. He just oozes sleaze.
Posted by: Cheri
___________

Imagine the scene, potential client enters the office: "Hello, I'm interviewing lawyers to represent me in a critical matter and ... uh ... never mind. Wrong office."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

379 >>Early marijuana use is linked to increased probability of schizophrenia.

Same with Breast Milk.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (fM5LB)

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (nByzo)

380 366 Given he visited Epstein Island at least once, he may be looking for someone...younger.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

People forget Epstein had a New Mexico ranch. Gates always seemed more like a New Mexico ranch type.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (4GCQl)

So sheep then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

381 Sugar bro is going for the Ace look but just misses
____________

How do you know? He might be wearing crocs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

382 >>>Be sure to put plastic sheets on your bed first . . . .

>Better sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (BP3/z)

383 BREAKING: Jury has reached their verdict in Depp/Heard trial, so info on result should break soon!

Posted by: Nova local at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (exHjb)

384 BREAKING 2: 3pm is the verdict read time.

Posted by: Nova local at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (exHjb)

385 369 Marijuana use has been linked to more and more mass shooters
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100% of all school shooters are the deranged sons of registered Democrats.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (bA3Ln)

386 And what are the demographics of your area?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:16 PM (/U27+)
_______________

Are you implying melanin is linked with violence?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

387 >>Excuse me if I'm wrong, but minus the allowance for an annual gift, how is this not all taxable income to Hunter?

If it is a 'Loan'...

well, then all bets are off until it is repaid with interest.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (fM5LB)

388 383 BREAKING: Jury has reached their verdict in Depp/Heard trial, so info on result should break soon!

Posted by: Nova local at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (exHjb)

The Shit Is going to Hit the Fan

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

389 Verdict will be announced at the top of the hour.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (ufFY8)

390 And they all ate potatoes at one point or other. Ban the killer tuber!

Biomedical "research." You can't beat it. Unless you're a chimpanzee or higher primate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

Look it up. The research appears solid. It was solid enough for the Brits to de-legalize MJ.

But, yes. Potatoes. Sure why not? Marijuana is totally harmless miracle substance almost supernatural!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (OK0YZ)

391 That lawyer looks like a douchebag weirdo creep.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (eGTCV)

392 100% of all school shooters are the deranged sons of registered Democrats.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (bA3Ln)

This is true.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (QSjkU)

393 >>>Every weapon system we send to Ukraine, is one our own Military does not have access to.
Posted by: Romeo13 a
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Did you see the one where they are putting hand grenades in plastic cups and dropping them from drones? 100% accurate 7 meter bomb.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (9rYNN)

394 Every weapon system we send to Ukraine, is one our own Military does not have access to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

Almost like there is a bigger more complex plan being executed before our very eyes...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (hOUT3)

395 Hemp!!! *hic* Wait, wut?

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (Xrfse)

396
Are you implying melanin is linked with violence?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

__________

What do the data show?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (/U27+)

397 376 Excuse me if I'm wrong, but minus the allowance for an annual gift, how is this not all taxable income to Hunter?
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We'll decide what is taxable income and what is not, peasant, and we'll decide who gets prosecuted for tax crimes and who doesn't!

And obviously, Bidens don't get prosecuted, no matter how blatant the lawlessness.

Have you not been paying attention???

Posted by: I.R.S. at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (MvHI3)

398 Early marijuana use is linked to increased probability of schizophrenia.

Same with Breast Milk.
Posted by: garrett

Now you tell me.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Crazy for cocoa puffs.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (Ior/p)

399 Does Heard have a lot of money? If Depp wins big, how much could he actually get?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

400
I never figure NPCs think, but I wonder how any rational person anywhere can believe the coverage in this war. When you know your State-controlled media is dishonest, and Russian State-controlled media is dishonest, and *both* of them are claiming impending victory on *every* major front, one or both *must* be lying.

But people still Want To Believe whatever they want to believe, and so they do. This is a nice little laboratory of human psychology.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (FIJ+3)

401 I think it's more likely that they are on SSRIs. But we can't discuss those, even though there are warnings that some with the medications.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (5HBd1)

402 Every weapon system we send to Ukraine, is one our own Military does not have access to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

Look at the bright side, if they ain't got it, they can't use it on YOU.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (QSjkU)

403 Every weapon system we send to Ukraine, is one our own Military does not have access to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

Almost like there is a bigger more complex plan being executed before our very eyes...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (hOUT3)

That's been my fear. J E Dyer talked about a 'slow, stately march towards war' with no attempt to avoid it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (V6f9+)

404 318 They share a border. What kind of weapons won't be able to hit Russia?

Knives?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting the system with Kobayashi at June 01, 2022 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

Nerf crossbows.

Paintball guns?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (qfLjt)

405 399 Does Heard have a lot of money? If Depp wins big, how much could he actually get?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

A shitload

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

406 Early marijuana use is linked to increased probability of schizophrenia.

Same with Breast Milk.
Posted by: garrett

Now you tell me.
Posted by: Comrade flounder

Crazy for cocoa puffs.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (Ior/p)

We can't give it up.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (nByzo)

407 >>Look it up. The research appears solid. It was solid enough for the Brits to de-legalize MJ.

Zero research re. Mass Shootings / Criminal Violence.

With the Pharmeceutical Frappe that is flowing through the veins of most of these children, I have a hard time blaming recreational Pot for their actions.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (fM5LB)

408 I dunno
here in the southern Berkshires, there's like, one pot shop for every 16 people

and no murders
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (us2H3)

__________

*polite cough*
And what are the demographics of your area?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2022 02:16 PM (/U27+)

there's spposed to be 1/2 a black person around here somewhere

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (us2H3)

409 Week is good for the brain. Allows clear thinking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (QSjkU)

Week?

I hear typos on the internet are linked to smoking weeb.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (4GCQl)

410 Maybe why?? The Daily Beast Apologizes to the Computer Shop Owner Who Drew Attention to Hunter Biden's AIDS Laptop
—Ace

But certainly the debauchery & finances needs to be tamped down/cleaned up before the wedding reception of Hunter's oldest daughter, Naomi, at the White House after the mid-terms in November.

PS - We pay for the security.

Posted by: Lola at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (NIYa7)

411 399 Does Heard have a lot of money? If Depp wins big, how much could he actually get?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

No, but she is getting an Aquaman 2 paycheck...

Posted by: Nova local at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (exHjb)

412 Uvalde school district police chief wears 4 stars on his epaulettes. The chief of the school district police. Not city police.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (12jgO)

413 Of course, every Nobel winner in physics smoked week to get in the mood to do complex theoretical calculation. Week is good for the brain. Allows clear thinking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (QSjkU)
__________

Play bongo drums. Become Richard Feynmann.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

414 409 Week is good for the brain. Allows clear thinking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (QSjkU)

Week?

I hear typos on the internet are linked to smoking weeb.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (4GCQl)

and munchies

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

415 The research appears solid. It was solid enough for the Brits to de-legalize MJ.

Is this the same drug safety research that gave us the vaxx?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (ZGrMX)

416 Did you see the one where they are putting hand grenades in plastic cups and dropping them from drones? 100% accurate 7 meter bomb.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:18 PM (9rYNN)

I did! That was pretty cool. Fits right in with my Shadowrun RPG games

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (V6f9+)

417 Uvalde school district police chief wears 4 stars on his epaulettes. The chief of the school district police. Not city police.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

One star for each officer.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (Ior/p)

418 Uvalde school district police chief wears 4 stars on his epaulettes. The chief of the school district police. Not city police.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (12jgO)
____________

Does he wear silvered sunglasses, and have a parrot on his shoulder?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (YqDXo)

419 360 The last Howard Johnson's has closed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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No more ersatz clams

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (9rYNN)

420 30 lawyers and investigators is going to cost... what, $10,000 per day?

That's chicken feed as long as Joe stays in office and the Dems in power.

Posted by: Hollywood Lawyer Kevin "Sugar" Morris at June 01, 2022 02:22 PM (ENHSe)

421 413 Of course, every Nobel winner in physics smoked week to get in the mood to do complex theoretical calculation. Week is good for the brain. Allows clear thinking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (QSjkU)
__________

Play bongo drums. Become Richard Feynmann.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

I read his book some years ago. Quite good, quite funny. I like his story about the fence hole at Los Alamos...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:22 PM (ynpvh)

422 419 360 The last Howard Johnson's has closed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

even the one in Brattleboro ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:22 PM (us2H3)

423 >>>Almost like there is a bigger more complex plan being executed before our very eyes...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 01, 2022 02:19 PM (hOUT3)
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{{{Comrade}}}

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:22 PM (9rYNN)

424 Someone on Rekieta said Heard earned/has maybe 10 million.She had 7 million from the divorce, and earned 1 million then 2 million for her movies.

Subtract what she spent for trial (Depp spent 6+ million) and there you go. So, 10 million might be high, but ballpark.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2022 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

425 383 BREAKING: Jury has reached their verdict in Depp/Heard trial, so info on result should break soon!
Posted by: Nova local at June 01, 2022 02:17 PM (exHjb)

The verdict is going to drop. Repeat the verdict is going to drop. Get one more girl and a cup!

Posted by: Amber Heards Turd at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (0Qrr3)

426 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"

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Again, where is this gun store?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)

427 344 Watched the Woka-Woela 600 on Sunday evening.

It was woefully woke.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (MkuC5)

428 you ain't seen nothin'
'Til you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (4I/2K)

429 Every weapon system we send to Ukraine, is one our own Military does not have access to.
Posted by: Romeo13
___

Wut?

We have MLRS at Ft Hood, the same ones we're sending over there.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (4IF0S)

430 The research appears solid. It was solid enough for the Brits to de-legalize MJ.
_____________

Would these be the same Brits who modeled 50 million deaths from Covid, and claimed we whacked 500,000 people in Iraq?

I'd be my life I could poke holes in the "research" that you could drive a truck through. And do it in about 30 seconds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

431 426 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"

-
Again, where is this gun store?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)

Eventually. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (ynpvh)

432 399 Does Heard have a lot of money? If Depp wins big, how much could he actually get?
__________

She testified that she doesn't, because the lawyer fees from the various Depp lawsuits (this one and the one in U.K.) have cost her millions. She certainly doesn't have enough to pay a $100 million verdict to Depp, if he should win one that big.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (MvHI3)

433 So it's a known thing that these lawyers are being hired. And it's a known thing that they're coming up with this fake story. We are actually watching the process unfold.

But the MSM is going to report the known fake story like it's true. And no one will be surprised when they do. That's just sad.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (BJKQV)

434 >Look it up. The research appears solid. It was solid enough for the Brits to de-legalize MJ.

Zero research re. Mass Shootings / Criminal Violence.

With the Pharmeceutical Frappe that is flowing through the veins of most of these children, I have a hard time blaming recreational Pot for their actions.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (fM5LB)

Being schizophrenic doesn't help regardless of wether the use is recreational or not.

And where would you place your bet on the likelyhood of a mass shooter - schizophrenic or non-schizophrenic normal guy?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (OK0YZ)

435 With the Pharmeceutical Frappe that is flowing through the veins of most of these children, I have a hard time blaming recreational Pot for their actions.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (fM5LB)
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Haven't SSRI's been implicated in the psychosis leading up to mass murder?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (5pTK/)

436 Week is good for the brain. Allows clear thinking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:15 PM (QSjkU)

Week?

I hear typos on the internet are linked to smoking weeb.
Posted by: BurtTC

Linked to wearing crocs and carrying J Crew Messenger bags.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (Ior/p)

437 Our government is a crime syndicate

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (oWBc3)

438 and munchies
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

You smoke your munchies? Weird, but ok, man.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (4GCQl)

439 Hell just froze over

David French say he thinks Russia is now winning

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (us2H3)

440 My father was a weekend toker. Whenever he smoked weed it meant no ass beatings for no reason. Mixed feelings on weed but that shit saved my ass many times.

Posted by: JROD at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (0jZnq)

441
Our government is a crime syndicate
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (oWBc3

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (FIJ+3)

442 Linked to wearing crocs and carrying J Crew Messenger bags.

And those lead to hanging shelves and riding Vespas.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (ZGrMX)

443 Uvalde school district police chief wears 4 stars on his epaulettes. The chief of the school district police. Not city police.

He's earned a cluster, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (ENHSe)

444 Does Heard have a lot of money? If Depp wins big, how much could he actually get?

A bowels worth.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (Ior/p)

445 Don't get all week weeked up brah.

Posted by: The Lightworker at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (YQSpA)

446 If you're a democrat, you will never suffer a day in your life. Everyone else will on your behalf.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (p+1gI)

447 438 and munchies
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

You smoke your munchies? Weird, but ok, man.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (4GCQl)

Ever smoke cloves?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (ynpvh)

448 439 Hell just froze over

David French say he thinks Russia is now winning
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (us2H3)

The check must have bounced

Posted by: 29Victor at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (BJKQV)

449 Heard could always can and sell her turds. There is no shortage of sickos who would buy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (QSjkU)

450 Our government is a crime syndicate
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (4IF0S)

451 Play bongo drums. Become Richard Feynmann.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

I read his book some years ago. Quite good, quite funny. I like his story about the fence hole at Los Alamos...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:22 PM (ynpvh)
___________
The frontispiece to Feynmann's Lectures on Physics includes a photo of him playing the bongos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

452 450 Our government is a crime syndicate
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (4IF0S)

FBI, DHS, OSHA, IRS...some of their muscle.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

453 Because only Russia has disk-imaging software.

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (OaZlZ)

454 426 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"

-
Again, where is this gun store?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (FVME7)

Well, ashes to ashes and dust to dust, so over time I suppose.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, there are chickens in my trench at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

455 It's the Democrat Crime Syndicate

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (2JoB8)

456 That guy looks like one of the Geico Neanderthals. Without makeup.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (qfLjt)

457 402 Every weapon system we send to Ukraine, is one our own Military does not have access to.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:12 PM (oHd/0)

Look at the bright side, if they ain't got it, they can't use it on YOU.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (QSjkU)

Yeah, don't need a Javelin Missile to take out me truck.

But hey, we DID send a Littoral ship to the Persian Gulf! Of course, it basically has no weapons... its EW does not work right... and its sensor package sucks.. and is prone to break down...

but... we got SOME deployment for the Billions spent on that project!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (oHd/0)

458 We have MLRS at Ft Hood, the same ones we're sending over there.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (4IF0S)

I think that his point is that an MLRS cannot be in two places at once.

Posted by: blaster at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (9otr5)

459 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"

It's not dust-dust.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (ZGrMX)

460 Does Heard have a lot of money? If Depp wins big, how much could he actually get?
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A shit tonne.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (yikp0)

461
It's the Democrat Crime Syndicate
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (2JoB

Think of like the NY syndicate. There's more than one seat at the table. The GOP has one of them.

Posted by: @TheRealWilliamHayes at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (FIJ+3)

462 Let the pot wars begin! You were always on my mind. Until you weren't.

Posted by: Willie Nelson at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (Xrfse)

463 I've had two laptops since 2014. I still have both of them. I've have three cell phones. I've never lost a Roku. I own one tablet and still have it now, too.

Now show me ALL your morning rants.

Are you sure you haven't misplaced one?

Posted by: Caveman Lawyer Guy at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (Vu7A1)

464 The Lancet and Brit research was FOS long before Covid.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (9rYNN)

465 Heard has about 3 years to get her pr0n career in.

She might need the cash soon.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (ufFY8)

466 With the Pharmeceutical Frappe that is flowing through the veins of most of these children, I have a hard time blaming recreational Pot for their actions.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:20 PM (fM5LB)
_____________

The obvious possibility, that this "research" probably overlooked: troubled kids smoke weed to self-medicate and help them deal with their demons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

467 It was Putin's WITCHERY by which they got that information off the laptop!

Posted by: Axeman at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (OaZlZ)

468 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"

Bitch, please. We have total protonic reversal.

Posted by: Egon Spengler at June 01, 2022 02:28 PM (4I/2K)

469 440 My father was a weekend toker. Whenever he smoked weed it meant no ass beatings for no reason. Mixed feelings on weed but that shit saved my ass many times.
Posted by: JROD at June 01, 2022 02:24 PM (0jZnq)

Repeated chemical stimulus is going to change how your brain operates in some way. This will also not be constant across people as physiology differs a fair bit. Think of it like sugar causing diabetes.

Posted by: Someguy's at June 01, 2022 02:28 PM (6oPJQ)

470 If it goes south for her, Amber should drop a load in the court room

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:28 PM (us2H3)

471 https://ssristories.org/

Maybe they could add this to their research. The problem with saying this is from pot use is that we've had lots of subjects to study over the last fifty years or so.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 01, 2022 02:28 PM (5HBd1)

472 Wut?

We have MLRS at Ft Hood, the same ones we're sending over there.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (4IF0S)
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You know that, "Best if used by label" that is on all food purchased in a store? Same principle with weapons, I'm sure. Weapons suppliers told Uncle Sam the inventory is expiring, so, the older "best if used by" stuff is being sent to Ukraine, to be replaced with newer stocks. However, it takes time for the newer stuff to hit the shelves.

(I have no idea if I'm being facetious or not)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 02:28 PM (5pTK/)

473 I think that his point is that an MLRS cannot be in two places at once.
Posted by: blaster
___

Ah, ok.

Then again, with all the woke training they're going through, it's not like they need them.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 02:28 PM (4IF0S)

474 What party does the politican (Galcan) in Compton who got busted for election cheating belong to? I can't seem to find it anywere. In hell if political party is not mentioned in connection to a crime we default to democrat.

Posted by: Satan at June 01, 2022 02:28 PM (cCxiu)

475 Ever smoke cloves?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (ynpvh)

Goat hooves? No!!

Come on, man!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (4GCQl)

476 NOOD MASKS ARE GOOOOOD

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (WKPeU)

477 The Lancet and Brit research was FOS long before Covid.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 01, 2022 02:27 PM (9rYNN)
______________

Not just Brit research. OUR biomedical research is half crap itself. Amgen found that they could only reproduce 6 out of 47 critical papers in molecular biology. Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

478 So garrett's the guy who sang that "Because I Got High" song?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (ZGrMX)

479 426 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"
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Years ago she said no one uses AR's for hunting because they'd turn a deer into hamburger. She's been bitching about AR's for years, but she can't spend five minutes on Wikipedia to find out what an AR is. Amazing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (sWM8x)

480 America dodged a bullet. Brandon isn't going after handguns that don't blow your lungs out of your body.

I was getting worried.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (YQSpA)

481
I'd be my life I could poke holes in the "research" that you could drive a truck through. And do it in about 30 seconds.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

So, do it. It's not like the data is hidden.

Yeesh, potheads sure get crazy when you suggest their woobie isn't a perfect little pacifier.

If you told me alcohol consumption is associated with increased cirrhosis of the liver, I wouldn't be all running around pulling out my hair screaming "No!!! It can't be true. Alcohol is perfect angel's nectar!!!!"
Nope. I'd be all, "No shit, Sherlock."

Really it's just sad. Maybe MJ is addictive after all.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:30 PM (OK0YZ)

482 We have MLRS at Ft Hood, the same ones we're sending over there.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 01, 2022 02:23 PM (4IF0S)

And the Army has stockpiles of replacements, in case of battle damage or loss, or in the case of missiles... use.

THAT is where all this equipment is coming from. Which means WE no longer have access to said equipment, and ammunition, if the feces collides with the rotating air movement device.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (oHd/0)

483 479 426 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"
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Years ago she said no one uses AR's for hunting because they'd turn a deer into hamburger. She's been bitching about AR's for years, but she can't spend five minutes on Wikipedia to find out what an AR is. Amazing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (sWM8x)

Wikipedia is probably NOT the best source...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

484 Alcoholics tend to think that alcohol is not a depressant for them. Is that what you mean?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (5HBd1)

485 Years ago she said no one uses AR's for hunting because they'd turn a deer into hamburger. She's been bitching about AR's for years, but she can't spend five minutes on Wikipedia to find out what an AR is. Amazing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (sWM8x)
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speaking of turning dear into hamburger, I was living in Colorado Springs about the time some GI's at Fort Carson decided to hunt deer with a fifty mounted on a jeep. They managed to bag a few.

Downrange exercises were a bonus feature.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (5pTK/)

486 480 America dodged a bullet. Brandon isn't going after handguns that don't blow your lungs out of your body.

I was getting worried.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2022 02:29 PM (YQSpA)

So he's banning the blood eagle?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

487 Heard could always can and sell her turds. There is no shortage of sickos who would buy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (QSjkU)

Hey now... how much is she charging?

I'm not a maniac, after all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (4GCQl)

488 426 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to du

Whoopi? Yo ain't on Star Trek anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:32 PM (oHd/0)

489 I dunno

here in the southern Berkshires, there's like, one pot shop for every 16 people

and no murders
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM

You need to go to Springfield for that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2022 02:32 PM (h6/n7)

490 FBI, DHS, OSHA, IRS...some of their muscle.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:26 PM (ynpvh)

You forgot the legal intellectual 'muscle' At DOJ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 01, 2022 02:32 PM (hOUT3)

491 >>So garrett's the guy who sang that "Because I Got High" song?

I am just pointing out the illogical nature of the assertion.

Causality is an actual thing. And you need to prove it to make the assertion.

Funny enough, I am against Legalization. De-Criminalizing at the Fed Level is the more sensible and responsible path.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:32 PM (fM5LB)

492 487 Heard could always can and sell her turds. There is no shortage of sickos who would buy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 01, 2022 02:25 PM (QSjkU)

Hey now... how much is she charging?

I'm not a maniac, after all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (4GCQl)

Does she sign them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

493 Look it up. The research appears solid. It was solid enough for the Brits to de-legalize MJ.
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The Brits thought that Hitler's word was enough to let him have the Sudentenland.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

494 We actually do need to have a long list of shooter correlations regardless of whether they are cause or effect.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2022 02:33 PM (44ww/)

495 Does she sign them?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:32 PM (ynpvh)
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No, that would be the autographed sheets collection.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at June 01, 2022 02:33 PM (5pTK/)

496 494 We actually do need to have a long list of shooter correlations regardless of whether they are cause or effect.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 01, 2022 02:33 PM (44ww/)

Get the Freakonomics team?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (oHd/0)

497 Causality is an actual thing. And you need to prove it to make the assertion.
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Positive and negative controls. Does the phenomenon occur when it should, per your hypothesis? Does it not occur when it shouldn't?

Research 101.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

498 Whoopi claims ARs "turn people to dust!"

So what? Her gaze turns people to stone.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (lTGtQ)

499 >>Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:30 PM (OK0YZ)

I understand this is going to be hard for you...so, take your time.

Show us on the Doll where Mary Jane touched you,

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (fM5LB)

500 Get the Freakonomics team?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (oHd/0)
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Economists are well-known for their ability to diagnose and predict phenomena.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

501 500 baby!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

502 449 Heard could always can and sell her turds. There is no shortage of sickos who would buy.
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Ever dreamed of living like a celebrity? Now you can accessorize your bed like movie star Johnny Depp accessorizes his, with your very own can of Amber Heard turds! Just $49.99 per can! Supplies limited, so get yours now!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at June 01, 2022 02:35 PM (MvHI3)

503 Economists are well-known for their ability to diagnose and predict phenomena.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

Like.... oh... inflation?

Right Janet Yellin?

Oh... sorry... are you being sarcastic?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:35 PM (oHd/0)

504 So he's banning the blood eagle?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:31 PM (ynpvh)
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Good thing the Mexican cartels are unlettered, or they'd be doing the blood eagle on people already.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

505 Like.... oh... inflation?

Right Janet Yellin?

Oh... sorry... are you being sarcastic?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2022 02:35 PM (oHd/0)
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Me? (coughs).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2022 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

506 380 366 Given he visited Epstein Island at least once, he may be looking for someone...younger.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2022 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

People forget Epstein had a New Mexico ranch. Gates always seemed more like a New Mexico ranch type.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2022 02:14 PM (4GCQl)

So sheep then.
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Knitted woolen prophylactics?

Posted by: Ciampino at June 01, 2022 02:36 PM (qfLjt)

507 The cash being sent to Ukraine comes back in defense contractors or Ukraine bureaucracy pockets, or our bureaucracy pockets

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2022 02:37 PM (2JoB8)

508 Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:30 PM (OK0YZ)
I understand this is going to be hard for you...so, take your time.
Show us on the Doll where Mary Jane touched you,
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2022 02:34 PM (fM5LB)

Hmmm. Stoner humor.

I honestly don't care what you put in your body.
You're the one that have issues accepting data. Not me.

Let me put it in a way you can understand-
"Show us on the Doll where reality touched you."

Posted by: naturalfake at June 01, 2022 02:39 PM (OK0YZ)

509 NYC is running radio ads directing under 21's to a city website detailing issues with pot use on young brains.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 01, 2022 02:45 PM (b+v9B)

510 “An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.”
― Laurence J. Peter

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 01, 2022 02:45 PM (8hy0r)

511 Richard Feynman.
One N at the end.

Posted by: Ciampino at June 01, 2022 02:46 PM (qfLjt)

512 I wonder if Depp preserved Amber's dookie?

I sincerely doubt it smelled like purina kibble.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 01, 2022 02:51 PM (BP3/z)

513 Question: What is that red object in his shirt next to his glasses? He's not wearing a bro, is he?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 01, 2022 03:00 PM (uWF4x)

514 Question: He's not wearing a manssiere, is he?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at June 01, 2022 03:02 PM (uWF4x)

515 30 lawyers and investigators is going to cost... what, $10,000 per day? $20,000?

I have literally no idea what an extravagant cast of highly paid independent contractors would cost.

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Ace, there's no cost too high to get a piece of that sweet, sweet Hunter ass.

Posted by: Kevin Harris at June 01, 2022 03:16 PM (7+4Wi)

516 "That second laptop remained in a safe in Ablow's basement for a year, until the psychiatrist was raided by the Drug Enforcement Administration on Feb. 13, 2020. Ablow was never charged over the raid, but DEA agents seized the laptop, which was then returned to Hunter's lawyer George Mesires."

Did the DEA raid Ablow for not providing enough drugs to Hunter?

Posted by: aelfheld at June 01, 2022 05:30 PM (Zy9Yy)

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