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Adam Kinzinger: "I have opposed a ban [on AR-15s] fairly recently. I think I'm open to a ban now."

Shock, surprise. Video below the fold.

The Moderate Centrist Pragmatist Who Can Unite Our Nation, as vouched for by NeverTrump, said some things, too.

Biden claims a '9mm bullet blows the lung of out of the body' says 'there's only one reason for something that can fire 100 shots' and calls Mitch McConnell a 'rational' Republican who can act on gun reform

Kurt Schlichter offers a warning to Republicans on that.

Do not embrace a stupid policy that does not address the real issue.


Do not go along with defacing to the Constitution.

Do not sell out your own voters.

Do not imagine that if you only obey the regime media they will stop hating you. Look at Mitt, who is just aching to submit to them like he did to Candy Crowley. Do they even hide their contempt for him?

Look at Adam Kinzinger. He debased himself more thoroughly than a CW teen star convict trying to buy some protection for himself in Pelican Bay, yet his Democrat pals still gleefully gerrymandered him out of Congress and into some gig at a think tank with a name like "The Center for Sensible Conservatism that Fails Respectably."

It's a loser's game, and you should be insulted that the Democrats are convinced you will play it.

Don't be a loser.

It's tempting. The mayhem was horrible. There are crying people on the TV. Reporters are asking why you want to kill children by not turning law-abiding citizens into felons. But this is the time to be strong.

Your policies did not create the mayhem or the crying people, and your policies did not kill children. That's all lies.

If you think there are things to be done, let them wait until January when we're in charge. After all, the Democrats won't do anything about criminals except turn your voters into them. The Democrats reject any real solution to these problems -- they'll spend $40 billion to fortify Kiev but not a cent to fortify schools. That's because they do not care. Look at Beto. He didn't care -- he wanted a political moment. Are you going to reward that?

Not if you want our votes.

Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, you are not dumb people. You know this rush of political adrenaline will fade, but our memory of a political Benedict Arnold move will not. You each want to rule your respective legislative body, and you will -- if you keep the weasels, sissies, and weakhearts in your coalition in check.

No compromise on our rights. None.

And if you do, you will lose us and the midterms.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




Comments

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1 First? And I read the content!

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 30, 2022 02:42 PM (2Jd8G)

2 Do not sell out your own voters.
--------------

Too late!

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2022 02:43 PM (dscaa)

3 These people are so stupid.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2022 02:43 PM (E0NVW)

4 4 May I interest you in a Mini-14?
Or perhaps the full size original?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2022 02:45 PM (fuVqO)

5 The stupid party will amaze us with their ability to be moar stupid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2022 02:45 PM (BFigT)

6 Do not embrace a stupid policy that does not address the real issue.

...of grooming shooters and coordinating responses to them?

Posted by: FBI at May 30, 2022 02:46 PM (RuRuy)

7 The people actively working to maintain their kleptocratic grip on power through increasingly authoritarian means are the same people attempting to remove the last people's last resort against the tyranny that the Founder's clearly foresaw.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 30, 2022 02:46 PM (2Jd8G)

8 Get rid of RINOs

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 02:46 PM (xQJ/n)

9 It's almost like all these politicians are liberals pretending to be conservatives for their phoney-baloney jobs.

And their failures to advance any conservative cause is because they don't actually want to help their enemies.

ALMOST like that. Of course. It couldn't be that they are all massive liars and the NEW YORK REAL ESTATE guy is more trustworthy than the lot of them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 30, 2022 02:46 PM (N1tpc)

10 "Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, you are not dumb people"

Press that "X" to doubt here.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2022 02:46 PM (hR5xa)

11

He blew his lung out in a car
He didn't notice that the gun had changed

Posted by: The BEATLES! at May 30, 2022 02:47 PM (63Dwl)

12 Kurt Schichter is incorrect. The Republicans are not going to lose the midterms even if they cave. Inflation is going to destroy the Democrats no matter what the gutless worms in the Republican leadership decide to do...or not do.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2022 02:47 PM (o6MOZ)

13
Then: Red Scare

Now: Gun Scare

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2022 02:47 PM (/U27+)

14 Conservative Marxist. I'm open to it like a Taco Bell coma.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 30, 2022 02:48 PM (ysl2t)

15 Joe wants to ban 9mm handguns now.. Says the Second Amendment is not "absolute."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2022 02:48 PM (bs+z0)

16 They ("our betters") want your firearms, and what little is left of your freedom in the worst kind of way. It would represent their ultimate triumph.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 30, 2022 02:50 PM (Xrfse)

17 What was it Frank Luntz suggested the other day? Don't call it "gun control" call it "gun safety." Watch for that phrase to surface in GOP circles.

A bipartisan gun safety bill.

To safely take your guns.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2022 02:50 PM (BFigT)

18 Kinzinger always looks on the verge of tears.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 30, 2022 02:51 PM (t6t6M)

19 You'll blow your lung out, kid.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2022 02:51 PM (sWM8x)

20 These people are so stupid.
Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2022 02:43 PM (E0NVW)

And evil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 02:51 PM (quA8L)

21
May I interest you in a Mini-14?
Or perhaps the full size original?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


They get all excited
When I whip out my sixteen inch

Posted by: USS Iowa at May 30, 2022 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

22 Ah, that too Mr. Aspirin Factory. I refuse to let them get me down.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2022 02:53 PM (E0NVW)

23 Gun safety is when I don't point it at anything I don't want to shoot. Gun grabbers don't meet that level of "safety."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 30, 2022 02:53 PM (LOVUx)

24 I think the most dangerous thing in this Country is Joe Biden... Let's ban him

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2022 02:54 PM (bs+z0)

25 It's all about self-preservation. Criminals, crooks, child molesters, and politicians would all prefer that their victims not be able to protect themselves or avenge their own.

/significant overlap of the four is recognized.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2022 02:55 PM (fuVqO)

26 What was it Frank Luntz suggested the other day? Don't call it "gun control" call it "gun safety." Watch for that phrase to surface in GOP circles.

A bipartisan gun safety bill.

To safely take your guns.

***

Frank Luntz is a f*cking idiot.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2022 02:56 PM (wb1YC)

27 And the ruling imbeciles demand we submit to their absolute rule. For our own good of course. Thanks but I think I've had enough of imbecile rule. Enough lies. Enough false concern. Enough of imbecile incompetence. Fuck you very much.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 30, 2022 02:56 PM (eJn7u)

28 I hate to always be the anti-Cassandra, but I think there is zero chance that anything will pass, possibly excepting full BG checks. Politicians are sleazy s***-weasels, but for the most part, they aren't suicidal. It's hard to keep the grift going when you no longer have any power.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 02:56 PM (ZsR3z)

29 donna the Puppeteers will replace him but I won't care as long as he is gone.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2022 02:56 PM (xQJ/n)

30 Frank Luntz is a f*cking idiot.

Yes, but he has the cutest little butt when he gets out of the shower.

Posted by: Kevin M. at May 30, 2022 02:57 PM (ZsR3z)

31 I gave (GAVE) 300,000 military grade weapons to the Taliban, along with body armor, optics, helmets, and transport including aircraft.
But, you Americans have to forget all about that now, m'kay?
-Biden

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2022 02:57 PM (jTmQV)

32 Joe wants to ban 9mm handguns now.. Says the Second Amendment is not "absolute."
Posted by: It's me donna

Somebody should tell the demented kiddie fondler that he can start today with the Executive branch with an order for everyone to drop their 9s.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2022 02:58 PM (fuVqO)

33 The short term goal is to ban the AR-15, because it's the most popular rifle in the US at the moment. Once that's done, other less popular guns should be easier to ban because of the AR-15 precedent.

The long term goal is to disarm everyone so they can then do things to us we'd shoot them for. Which Kinzinger is into.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2022 02:58 PM (Bd6X8)

34 A bipartisan gun safety bill.

To safely take your guns.

"Comprehensive" bipartisan gun safety bill. Let's use all the right weasel words. This will become the SC's trade off in overturning RvW.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 30, 2022 02:58 PM (2Jd8G)

35 And I coulda been the Naval Academy's starting quarterback. Curse you, Roger Staubach!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2022 02:59 PM (sWM8x)

36 First? And I read the content!
Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 30, 2022 02:42 PM


Is there nothing a Texan can't do?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2022 02:59 PM (a3Q+t)

37 15 Joe wants to ban 9mm handguns now.. Says the Second Amendment is not "absolute."
Posted by: It's me donna



Neither is the 1st then. In fact, it's fairly obvious that none of the Amendments are 'absolute'. I'm sure there won't be any unintended consequences. Utopia is just within grasp. Just gotta get rid of those pesky rights that are in the way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2022 02:59 PM (sAmhv)

38 I MADE LOVE TO YOUR TRASH ACE. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
Posted by: MOLESTER UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at May 30, 2022 02:58 PM


Wasted?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2022 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

39 >>You'll blow your lung out, kid.


That's why you have two.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2022 03:00 PM (BSstZ)

40 No compromise on our rights. None.

This is where it would be good for someone like Abbot to announce that he will instruct the state police to arrest any federal agents attempting to violate the rights of the citizens of his state.

But...he's a pussy.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2022 03:01 PM (ESjRY)

41 That call sign "Maverick"?
That was going to be mine but I let the Navy give it to someone else.

Posted by: Brandon at May 30, 2022 03:01 PM (Y274z)

42 >>A bipartisan gun safety bill.

>>To safely take your guns.

Careful. Those barrels get hot.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2022 03:01 PM (BSstZ)

43 I MADE LOVE TO YOUR TRASH ACE. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?

YOU SLUT

Posted by: Marco Rubio's Trash at May 30, 2022 03:01 PM (ESjRY)

44 Tell them to start here. They might be a bit surprised.

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at May 30, 2022 03:02 PM (VEQgF)

45 Was/is Kinzinger in Congress. He seems to be kind of a dickwad.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 30, 2022 03:02 PM (VdGjU)

46 My Navy call sign was "Get High".
True story.

Posted by: Hunter Bi den at May 30, 2022 03:02 PM (Y274z)

47 45 Thread winner.

Posted by: Infidel at May 30, 2022 03:02 PM (E0NVW)

48 Capybara's had just about enough of your s***.

https://tinyurl.com/yaz9ndv4

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (ZsR3z)

49 Heritage America = 0 spree shootings/year

Soviet America = 800 spree shootings so far, if you believe the FNM

Announce you are going to roll back state laws on things like "gay rights" to what they were in 1965.

Oh the left doesn't like that idea? WHY DO THEY WANT TO MURDER CHILDREN?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (ESjRY)

50 Never let a crisis go to ...

mmmm, Paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (BSstZ)

51 47 Was/is Kinzinger in Congress. He seems to be kind of a dickwad.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at May 30, 2022 03:02 PM (VdGjU)

Is, but not for long .. He and Liz Cheney are on the Jan 6 Kangaroo Court

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (bs+z0)

52 They've been using the term "gun safety" for years. It ranks up there with "comprehensive immigration reform."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

53 Kinzinger must have his eyes on a CNN/MSDNC time slot.

In any event, if anyone deserves the flaming razor wire wrapped Pineapple Of Agony; well, he's up near the top.

But his 15 minutes is about up. He's been redistricted out of existence by his IL Dem "allies".

I wonder if he's banged Fang Fang yet?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (F0YaR)

54 30 Frank Luntz is a f*cking idiot.

Yes, but he has the cutest little butt when he gets out of the shower.
Posted by: Kevin M. at May 30, 2022 02:57 PM (ZsR3z)


Frank Luntz fucks an idiot, and vice versa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

55 Was/is Kinzinger in Congress. He seems to be kind of a dickwad.

Way too many qualifiers in your statement.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:04 PM (ZsR3z)

56 The pols want certainty of outcomes because that's what they trade in - cash for outcomes. Obtuse absurdities like individual rights, limited government, personal restraint, playing by the same rules applied to everyone else, etc. etc. just do not come into their thinking. They are a species of parasites, the Vogons at best.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 30, 2022 03:04 PM (2Jd8G)

57 Your tranny murdered more people then my guns.

But...you want to take away my guns?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2022 03:04 PM (ESjRY)

58 I wonder if he's banged Fang Fang yet?
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (F0YaR)

Adam doesn't look like the type that bangs foreign spies, well, at least not the chick ones.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 30, 2022 03:05 PM (hR5xa)

59 Was/is Kinzinger in Congress. He seems to be kind of a dickwad.

He's in as a Republican right now, but his seat was lost in the last redistricting in his state. He'll probably run a losing bid for Senate in a few years, as a Democrat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 30, 2022 03:05 PM (Bd6X8)

60 Joe wants to ban 9mm handguns now.. Says the Second Amendment is not "absolute."

***

Joe says a lot of stupid shit.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2022 03:05 PM (wb1YC)

61 It took a Supreme court decision to get you the right to have an attorney in a criminal matter.

You don't have one otherwise.

Posted by: torabora at May 30, 2022 03:05 PM (Y274z)

62 An "assault rifle" ban isn't happening.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 30, 2022 03:05 PM (bVYXr)

63 Hey guys I may oppose rifles, but I'll never vote to take away guns. So don't you worry about your little guy Frank!

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 30, 2022 03:05 PM (ESjRY)

64 >>Frank Luntz is a f*cking idiot.


When you can't find a hairpiece more convincing than Maxine Waters' Wighat?

you might be a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at May 30, 2022 03:06 PM (BSstZ)

65 Kurt has given tongue baths to Mitch McBackstabber for years. What is he hearing on the down low that would make him write this?

As for Kevin McLuntzy, well, he's all upset now that the Pelosi Pogrom aka Jan 6 committee has given him a subpoena, so now he's all stompy face mad in the pages of the WSJ about the injustice.

Not that he is bothered by the real victims of Jan 6 in the DC gulag.

Posted by: Dantes at May 30, 2022 03:06 PM (fVKtH)

66 A republican with balls needs to say what is needed is to ban government grooming centers, repeal the NFA and abolish the ATF.

A man can hallucinate.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2022 03:06 PM (R/m4+)

67 Comprehensive" bipartisan reform of the 13th amdt.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 30, 2022 03:06 PM (0mUYx)

68 MUMR back on the nitazene variants.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 30, 2022 03:07 PM (Xrfse)

69 I saw President Trump this weekend. Liz Cheney’s replacement as well. Both rock solid 2A. Yup, Cheney is toast

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at May 30, 2022 03:07 PM (VEQgF)

70 I think I'm open to a ban now too.








Of Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 30, 2022 03:07 PM (zL564)

71 Not that I'm normally in favor of new Federal crimes, but if the Republicans want to do something, I have two new Federal crimes to suggest:

Being a felon in possession of a firearm - mandatory Federal prison sentence.

Using a firearm in the commission of a violent felony - mandatory Federal prison sentence.

Make it clear that Republicans want to disarm criminals, while Democrats want to disarm law-abiding citizens.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 30, 2022 03:07 PM (I2/tG)

72 > What was it Frank Luntz suggested the other day? Don't call it "gun control" call it "gun safety."

The spirit of Joseph Goebbels, burning in Hell, said "Ach du lieber! I am VERY impressed by zis Luntz fellow. Too bad he ist Juden."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2022 03:07 PM (bW8dp)

73 Related; the video of Deadeye Joe on 9mm as discussed in the other thread.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv
NEW - Biden on 9mm ammo: "2nd Amendment was never absolute." [37 seconds]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1531304281646809090

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 03:08 PM (yikp0)

74 Joe says a lot of stupid shit.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2022 03:05 PM


Someone's got to position me for success, and make me look good.

Posted by: Kamala! 2022! 2024! 2028! David Hogg 2032! at May 30, 2022 03:08 PM (a3Q+t)

75 Is the FNM still claiming the AR-15 is the favorite weapon of Moon NAZIs?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2022 03:09 PM (ESjRY)

76 30 Frank Luntz is a f*cking idiot.

Yes, but he has the cutest little butt when he gets out of the shower.
Posted by: Kevin M. at May 30, 2022 02:57 PM (ZsR3z)


He has a $4.5 million condo in DC; yeah, wut.a.dummy. And has you as a nearly rent free leaser.

Loser x infinity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2022 03:09 PM (F0YaR)

77 I'm also turning towards the idea of sucking cock, by choice!

Posted by: Rep Kinzinger at May 30, 2022 03:10 PM (7bRMQ)

78 Not that I'm normally in favor of new Federal crimes, but if the Republicans want to do something, I have two new Federal crimes to suggest:

Being a felon in possession of a firearm - mandatory Federal prison sentence.

Using a firearm in the commission of a violent felony - mandatory Federal prison sentence.


The problem is that even Trump went along with the notion that there were too many people, particularly minorities, in jail, regardless of their crimes, thus establishing a de facto cap on how many people can be in prison.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:10 PM (ZsR3z)

79 > It took a Supreme court decision to get you the right to have an attorney in a criminal matter.

> You don't have one otherwise.

Incorrect. The Sixth Amendment provided the right to counsel.

What Miranda and related decisions did was require that you get counsel at public expense, if needed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2022 03:10 PM (bW8dp)

80 Sorry about Kinzinger. We had to choose between Douche and Shit Sandwich, so I voted for the one with the R after his name, instead of the D. I probably ought to give up on the whole voting thingamabob. Backfires as often as not.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:11 PM (qpX6U)

81 So the idiot in charge is making the claim that his very own secret service body guards who carry 9mm's do not need a 9mm because it will "blow the lung out of a body" and no one needs that for self defense.


We are fvcking doomed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 30, 2022 03:12 PM (bVYXr)

82 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

This gets my vote as the creepiest nic of the day. Of course, I haven't been here for most of the day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 03:13 PM (8/8uM)

83 When Luntz wants to communicate with his dick, he sends it a text message.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2022 03:13 PM (F0YaR)

84 Adam Kinzinger: "I have opposed a ban [on AR-15s] fairly recently. I think I'm open to a ban now."

So if the moron had used a Buick SUV to run down a bunch of kids playing outside during recess, would you be open to banning Buick SUVs now?

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:14 PM (qfLjt)

85 35,37

Annnnd, he blows it. After sounding semi-coherently semi-sane the last couple of days.... Bye again, MUMR!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:14 PM (7bRMQ)

86 When Luntz wants to communicate with his dick, he sends it a text message.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2022 03:13 PM


Is it possible for others do that?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler (D-NY) at May 30, 2022 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

87 85 When Luntz wants to communicate with his dick, he sends it a text message.

And the dick's answer dribbles down his leg.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:15 PM (qfLjt)

88 The problem is that even Trump went along with the notion that there were too many people, particularly minorities, in jail, regardless of their crimes, thus establishing a de facto cap on how many people can be in prison.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:10 PM (ZsR3z)


Ah yes, "Ivanka Initiative". *spits*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2022 03:16 PM (F0YaR)

89 This issue seems very simple. Similar to the illegal alien issue.

There are laws on the books. The Democrats are not enforcing those laws on the books.

Solution: start enforcing the laws on the books.

Every time we have some incident like this, 99% of the time there were laws that were not enforced to prevent it from happening. In this case, it was the teen's previous arrest and threat that should have prevented him from being able to purchase a weapon.

Enforcement of laws on the books would go a long way to solving a LOT of the crime problems in this country. But since Jan 2009, the Democrat Party has not enforced crime laws in this country. THAT is the problem.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 30, 2022 03:17 PM (Do5/p)

90 Somebody on Twitter posted a meme of how gun confiscation will work.

No, the cops won't bust down your door. You'll simply have your bank account, credit cards, and other financial accounts frozen until you turn over all your weapons, and sign a statement attesting that you have no more firearms.

Lying on the firearms statement will be punishable by a lengthy prison term, and huge rewards will be provided for snitches who report people who have illegal weapons.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 30, 2022 03:18 PM (I2/tG)

91 I don't think AR's or any other firearm will be banned in the current frenzy. The fact that they keep bringing it up, though, is a good reason for me to keep my shotgun forever. If they ever succeed in banning firearms, hunting firearms will be the last to be declared illegal.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 03:19 PM (sWM8x)

92 " even Trump went along with the notion that there were too many people, particularly minorities, in jail, regardless of their crimes,"

The RNC used a pardoned black cocaine kingpin as a convention prop.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:19 PM (qpX6U)

93 They want to take the guns of peaceable, rational people because they want to do things that peaceful, rational people would defend against.

They want guns in the hands of violent, terroristic people because they wish to visit violence and terror on the American people.

They will enable the killing of our children and pretend that the killing will stop when we give up our right to self defense.

If we ever give up our right to self defense, the killing will ramp up until they get tired of killing. They hate our self defense because it stands in the way of their planned tyranny.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 03:19 PM (6RgRK)

94 Solution: start enforcing the laws on the books.
--------------------
Like lying on a federal firearms license is a felony, Hunter??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 30, 2022 03:19 PM (yikp0)

95 After I was a truck driver and before I was accepted at Annapolis but not after I was a full professor at Penn I was an ER surgeon with George Clooney and my future wife Dr. Jill. True story. We would see gunshot x-rays of these guns that could shoot a million rounds a second and they would blow the lungs out of body and then right back into a body and then back out again. On my word as a Biden! Do you really need a gun like that? C'mon, man!

Posted by: Joe The POS POTUS at May 30, 2022 03:19 PM (mbUZN)

96 "The fact that they keep bringing it up, though, is a good reason for me to keep my shotgun forever."

As long as you can't blow the lung out of a body with it, you're good.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:20 PM (qpX6U)

97 If I am a Republican elected official, I am going to social media and getting on every media show I can and am listing out every single city which has as official policy to NOT enforce laws on the books. Chicago, Philadelphia, NYC, Baltimore ("space to destroy") for starters.

Then talk about every instance of Democrats not enforcing gun crimes, because the perpetrator was black.

And on and on and on. We do NOT need more laws or more rights taken away. We simply need to expose the culture of crime the Left has instituted in this country since Obama in January 2009 by not enforcing crime laws on the books.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 30, 2022 03:20 PM (Do5/p)

98 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

This gets my vote as the creepiest nic of the day. Of course, I haven't been here for most of the day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2022 03:13 PM (8/8uM)

He's copying me!

Posted by: Dr Kermit G at May 30, 2022 03:21 PM (7bRMQ)

99 Must be a London werewolf bullet because it'll rip your lungs out, Jim.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:21 PM (FVME7)

100 Ooooh, "gun safety"!!!

Like, you know, the NRA classes? That kind of gun safety?

Wait, whut?....

Posted by: JQ at May 30, 2022 03:21 PM (dpnJh)

101 >>Like lying on a federal firearms license is a felony, Hunter??


Yep.

You want me to take Joe Biden's assertions that he is serious about cracking down on Gun Crimes?


Arrest and Prosecute his son. Then we can have a talk about sensible solutions to imaginary problems.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2022 03:22 PM (BSstZ)

102 Somebody on Twitter posted a meme of how gun confiscation will work.

No, the cops won't bust down your door. You'll simply have your bank account, credit cards, and other financial accounts frozen until you turn over all your weapons, and sign a statement attesting that you have no more firearms.

Lying on the firearms statement will be punishable by a lengthy prison term, and huge rewards will be provided for snitches who report people who have illegal weapons.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 30, 2022 03:18 PM


Good luck getting that sort of law passed anywhere in the US, but especially places like Texas. It's a liberal fantasy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 30, 2022 03:22 PM (bVYXr)

103 To protect students, allow teachers to carry guns; better still, count range training as professional development.
PS. Florida does.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 30, 2022 03:22 PM (REJkJ)

104 They've been using the term "gun safety" for years. It ranks up there with "comprehensive immigration reform."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

“Climate change”

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 03:23 PM (quA8L)

105 "am listing out every single city which has as official policy to NOT enforce laws on the books."

Save time: just list the jurisdictions that DO enforce the law justly. Shorter list.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:23 PM (qpX6U)

106 Are they going to pass any laws that criminalize federal agents grooming mass shooters? Like, is "Armand" going to face any prison time for his roles in Buffalo and Uvalde?

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 03:23 PM (6RgRK)

107 me to keep my shotgun forever. If they ever succeed in banning firearms, hunting firearms will be the last to be declared illegal.

Shotgun? Y'mean those "hacksaw handguns"?
BAN ALL GUNS AND ALL WILL BE GOOD.

Posted by: Your Media at May 30, 2022 03:23 PM (0mUYx)

108 My coal-mining daddy told me with tears in his eyes about all of the miners who had their lungs destroyed by Black Rifle Lung Disease.

Posted by: joey biden at May 30, 2022 03:23 PM (yikp0)

109
The GOPe is gonna fold on this

I am not giving up my guns

come and get me

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:24 PM (geLO8)

110 First they need to figure out how to effectively get weapons out of the hands of criminals, i.e. enforce the laws on felony possession that already exist. When they have done all that then there will be no need to remove guns from law abiding citizens at least from a crime perspective.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:25 PM (qfLjt)

111 They've been using the term "gun safety" for years. It ranks up there with "comprehensive immigration reform."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

“Climate change”
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Opposing waste, fraud, and abuse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:25 PM (FVME7)

112 "JUMBO shrimp"

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:26 PM (geLO8)

113 The Stasi Snitch program would blow up in their face.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 03:26 PM (quA8L)

114 They've been using the term "gun safety" for years. It ranks up there with "comprehensive immigration reform."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

“Climate change”
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 03:23 PM (quA8L)

"Women's health care" &
"Covid vaccination"

Posted by: LASue, occasional thought leader at May 30, 2022 03:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

115 "enforce the laws on felony possession that already exist."

Longer sentences and no parole. Every parolee rearms himself when he gets out of prison. Most of our local shooters are parolees, or "known habitual criminals," or "known gang members." Lock em up, don't let em out, ever.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:27 PM (qpX6U)

116 There must be hella lot of lungs covering the streets of Chicago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

117 If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:27 PM (geLO8)

118 >>First they need to figure out how to effectively get weapons out of the hands of criminals, i.e. enforce the laws on felony possession that already exist. When they have done all that then there will be no need to remove guns from law abiding citizens at least from a crime perspective.


Yep. Before ANY Law Enforcement Reforms should be an end to Plea Deals in Criminal Cases.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2022 03:27 PM (BSstZ)

119 Man, the Dow has been rock solid today.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:28 PM (ZsR3z)

120 There must be hella lot of lungs covering the streets of Chicago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

Can't take a breath without seeing one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:28 PM (7bRMQ)

121 They've been using the term "gun safety" for years. It ranks up there with "comprehensive immigration reform."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

“Climate change”
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Opposing waste, fraud, and abuse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

"Commonsense" gun laws.

Posted by: Shooter MczGavin at May 30, 2022 03:28 PM (mbUZN)

122 If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?

Perhaps if we added some flair...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:28 PM (ZsR3z)

123 118 There must be hella lot of lungs covering the streets of Chicago.
---
I just went out to check the mail and the dog was in the yard, chewing on a lung.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

124 LMAO, watch the GOPe try to sabotage the “red wave”.
Ban AR’s I don’t mind, plenty of semi-automatic rifles pouring over our southern border the left refuses to close for me to pick one up and no record of the purchase.

Posted by: JROD at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (oWFio)

125 119 If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?
Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:27 PM (geLO


Ooooh! Want!

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (6RgRK)

126 ...Good luck getting that sort of law passed anywhere in the US...


LOL. Laws? We don't need no steenkin laws!

Posted by: banks, visa, mastercard, investment firms, etc at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (dpnJh)

127 >> There must be hella lot of lungs covering the streets of Chicago.


Lungs on the street
they're up to my ankles

Lungs on the street
they're up to my knees

Posted by: Jim Morisson at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (BSstZ)

128 EXACTLY

give it some flair

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (geLO8)

129 States need to push back on this.

If Sanctuary Cities can be created, in direct opposition to federal law, then states should be able to ignore federal gun laws which contravene the Constitution.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (5pTK/)

130 Man, the Dow has been rock solid today.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:28 PM (ZsR3z)

Haven't looked, do you mean it's made of wood, or lead?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (7bRMQ)

131 I think congress should pass a law defining "assault weapons" before taking any other action, since its
a magical category they invented.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

132 What if ARs came in colors other than black? Like, pink or baby blue? Less scary?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

133 Good luck getting that sort of law passed anywhere in the US, but especially places like Texas. It's a liberal fantasy.

Meet my little friend.

Posted by: A Future Presidential Executive Order! at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (I2/tG)

134 " If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?"

I watched "Winchester 73" yesterday. Wooden stock, girly engraving.
Every crook and Indian wanted one, killed each other for it.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (qpX6U)

135 >Posted by: Jim Morrison


good stuff
Morrison Hotel

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (geLO8)

136 "Good luck getting that sort of law passed"

I hate to break it to you ... they aren't concerned about laws, particularly. The mechanisms have been in place for some time to do this, and importantly they have been doing this sort of thing, albeit nibbling around the edges.

Who would stop them? As a practical matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (Q+Kf0)

137 Man, the Dow has been rock solid today.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:28 PM (ZsR3z)

Haven't looked, do you mean it's made of wood, or lead?


It hasn't moved by so much as a hundredth of a point. Perhaps because it's closed.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

138 That school shooting happened because Trump did not care about childrin of coler.............

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (1GJhV)

139 If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:27 PM


When Walmart banned the evil black rifles from being sold in their stores I went in to our local one and saw a Ruger Mini 14 on the rack for sale. No one saw the irony in that gun being available for sale after the self imposed "assault rifle" ban.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (bVYXr)

140 I just went out to check the mail and the dog was in the yard, chewing on a lung.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

Mine was in the water.

Posted by: Ozzie at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (7bRMQ)

141 Who would stop them? As a practical matter.

Presumably the owners of 400 million guns.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (ZsR3z)

142 106 They've been using the term "gun safety" for years. It ranks up there with "comprehensive immigration reform."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2022 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

“Climate change”

Hey "Comprehensive Climate Reform"

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (qfLjt)

143 >>States need to push back on this.


Lotta States have Gun Rights enshrined in their State Constitution.

This isn't something they can do without blowback and many immediate Court filings.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (BSstZ)

144 If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?

That sounds like a very cool mod 1870 AR-15. But you'd have to modify it to fire 44-40 rounds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

145 There must be hella lot of lungs covering the streets of Chicago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Yeah, you won't see Stumblemouth Joe going to Chicago to criticize The Medusa about gun violence there.
Because most of the gun violence there is by "minorities" and it is mostly about drug trafficking.
And I would bet a large amount of money that a VERY large amount of money is going from the cartels directly into Democrat coffers.
And local politicians in Chicago are getting paid off by the drug gangs.
Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (tjZg/)

146
Uncle Ted just started streaming live!

https://youtu.be/l3ai3FwYhCY

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at May 30, 2022 03:31 PM (p9mLh)

147 If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?
---
That's pretty much the result of previous attempts to ban AR's. Manufacturers changed the physical characteristics described in the legislation, like pistol grips and that thing that goes up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 03:32 PM (sWM8x)

148 " I went in to our local one and saw a Ruger Mini 14 on the rack for sale."

Well yeah, but the Mini-14 is notoriously inaccurate, so there's that.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:32 PM (qpX6U)

149 We have simply made a business decision that we won't do business with gun owners or anyone who won't sign a legally binding statement saying that they don't have guns.

This is just the free market at work!

Posted by: banks, visa, mastercard, investment firms, etc. at May 30, 2022 03:32 PM (I2/tG)

150 well, I better get one before they are outlawed

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:32 PM (geLO8)

151 I watched "Winchester 73" yesterday. Wooden stock, girly engraving.
Every crook and Indian wanted one, killed each other for it.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (qpX6U)

Streaming or other channel?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:33 PM (7bRMQ)

152 Let's get real: We've an armed invasion at our southern border, so, the feds are using the false flag event in TX to disarm citizens, so we won't be able to defend ourselves from the vermin streaming across our border.

(until further notice, I will continue to believe the feds were directly responsible for the TX nutjob.)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 30, 2022 03:33 PM (5pTK/)

153 If Sanctuary Cities can be created, in direct opposition to federal law, then states should be able to ignore federal gun laws which contravene the Constitution.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (5pTK/)

Concur. Push back baby.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2022 03:33 PM (R/m4+)

154 FJB
FJB++ (and everyone who) (voted for him)
FJB+-- (and everyone who) (didn't vote) (against him)

to our decrement.

Posted by: DaveA at May 30, 2022 03:33 PM (FhXTo)

155 Because most of the gun violence there is by "minorities" and it is mostly about drug trafficking.

Three quarters of the mass shootings in America are done by blacks.

Posted by: Unspeakable Truths! at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (I2/tG)

156 That's it...... Global Warming is causing all these shooting, so gas should go up to $10/Gallon to halt this now !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (erCnS)

157 It hasn't moved by so much as a hundredth of a point. Perhaps because it's closed.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

I'll count that as a win for my 401K

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (7bRMQ)

158 "Streaming or other channel?"

I found a good print on YouTube. Thanks to the moron who recommended the movie last week!

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (qpX6U)

159 134 What if ARs came in colors other than black? Like, pink or baby blue? Less scary?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC


I'm partial to teal.

Posted by: Emmie at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (6RgRK)

160 Poso checks in:

@JackPosobiec

We just traveled 1200 miles through Ukraine to Lviv, Odessa, and Mykolaiv

------------------

He still hasn't spotted Captain Standby, Malcolm Nance and his Meal Team Six unit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

161 I married Jill for her great aureoles.

I mean alveoli.

Posted by: joey biden at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (yikp0)

162 "Good luck getting that sort of law passed"

I hate to break it to you ... they aren't concerned about laws, particularly. The mechanisms have been in place for some time to do this, and importantly they have been doing this sort of thing, albeit nibbling around the edges.

Who would stop them? As a practical matter.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 30, 2022 03:30 PM


Who would stop them? Who is going to come and get those guns? Serious question. People can saw anything they want and have biden sign all sorts of EO's, but it won't work. Heck even in Connecticut after they passed all of those laws after the sandy hook school shooting they had less than a 15% compliance rate, and no one was arrested for failing to register their guns. They even have a gun registration data base and know who did and who did not register their guns but they have only arrested one person in the last ten years for failing to comply. And he only got arrested because he was out in his yard shooting.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (bVYXr)

163 They are going to pass something I think.

Posted by: Javems at May 30, 2022 03:35 PM (AmoqO)

164 I am also reminded of a "Seinfeld" episode where he has his apartment robbed. He explains to Kramer, after finding out that Kramer left his door open after visiting his apartment, that he bought the most state of the art door lock on the market, but it just has one design flaw...

The door... MUST BE CLOSED!

I read all over Twitter -- after it was revealed that the school had the front door propped open, which allowed the killer to walk right inside to commit the carnage -- that "the open door means nothing, all schools do that".

Um, well, that makes it worse. Why bother having security measures if you don't bother using them. Admitting that all schools do this means that every single administrator who props open their school doors is stupidly putting their entire school in danger.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 30, 2022 03:35 PM (Do5/p)

165 I'm partial to teal.

Posted by: Emmie


Make mine persimmon.

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at May 30, 2022 03:35 PM (ZsR3z)

166 "What if ARs came in colors other than black? "

They do.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:35 PM (qpX6U)

167 They've been using the term "gun safety" for years.

Yeah, but they've really ratcheted up the use of the term recently.

The memo has clearly gone out...

Posted by: Unspeakable Truths! at May 30, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)

168 Blood in the streets in the town of Chicago
blood on the rise, it's following me

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:36 PM (geLO8)

169 The one week vacation on how bad Biden really is and how bad everything sucks is over... Time to get back to the real problem.......... BIDEN and stopping his crappy policies....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 30, 2022 03:36 PM (erCnS)

170 They are going to pass something I think.

The janitors will clean it up.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2022 03:36 PM (Gm00d)

171 I am mos def on board with a ban!

Lets start with banning the demoncrat party, progressives, communism, abortion, groomers, reveal parties, the color beige, that guy who has 23 cans of cat food in the 12 items or less line, men who identify as anything other than human male, pride month, juneteenth, Labor day, "nude" pantyhose, mini Cooper cars that identify as a real car, ugly curtains, ......... And most cell phones.
That's a good start.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2022 03:36 PM (Wy1BU)

172 We don't need gun control. We need control of the various demographics that engage in gun violence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2022 03:37 PM (cE4C5)

173 >>They are going to pass something I think.


*Checks Pants*


Apparently someone already passed something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2022 03:37 PM (BSstZ)

174 I'll count that as a win for my 401K

It will soon be a 201K, thanks to me!

Damn you, Putin!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 30, 2022 03:37 PM (I2/tG)

175 That's the "beauty" of it. They won't have to come and get them.

Trust me, they've been working on this for a long, long time.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 30, 2022 03:37 PM (Q+Kf0)

176 174 Hear, hear!

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:37 PM (qpX6U)

177 Regarding the two New Mexico wildfires, now one, burning out of control and started by the USFS . . .

Both planned fires were part of the Biden administration's $50 billion plan to stave off catastrophic wildfires by doubling the use of planned fires. . . . "It will also ensure the prescribed burn program nationwide is anchored in the most contemporary science . . ."

So they believe in science and it worked about as well as all of Joe's policies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (FVME7)

178 > What if ARs came in colors other than black? Like, pink or baby blue? Less scary?

It's been done.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx4bd2b

So... cute...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (bW8dp)

179 >>They are going to pass something I think.

Posted by: Javems


they'll pass something so they can say they passed something
it won't help, but that's not the point

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (geLO8)

180 I found a good print on YouTube. Thanks to the moron who recommended the movie last week!

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:34 PM (qpX6U)

Thanks, I'll have to search for it. It hasn't shown up on my feed. Just a lot of crap I don't want to watch, the same vids day after day. I'd be nice to be able to "x" vids out so they don't show up again.

Was it "free with ads?"

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (7bRMQ)

181 Lets start with banning the demoncrat party, progressives, communism, abortion, groomers, reveal parties, the color beige, that guy who has 23 cans of cat food in the 12 items or less line, men who identify as anything other than human male, pride month, juneteenth, Labor day, "nude" pantyhose, mini Cooper cars that identify as a real car, ugly curtains, ......... And most cell phones.
That's a good start.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2022 03:36 PM (Wy1BU)
____________
You left out social media, bogus college majors, man buns, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (cE4C5)

182 It's telling that the party that loves abortion, even up until the moment of birth, is upset over the deaths of 19 children.

But if you tell them that, they're all "But the fetus isn't human until it's outside the body and breathing on its own!!!!" For real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

183 124 If the AR-15 had an old-timey wooden stock and some fancy filligrees carved into the whatnot, would it be less scary?

Perhaps if we added some flair...
----
How about some frilly white lace or macrame on the shoulder strap, instead of eagle feathers. I'm sure our 'ettes would fix them right up.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (qfLjt)

184 >.So they believe in science and it worked about as well as all of Joe's policies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



we had to burn down the forest to save it

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (geLO8)

185 Well, you see people, in this Ukraine war, things get confused out there: power, ideals, the old morality, practical military necessity. But out there with these natives, it must be a temptation to be god, because there's a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil, and good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature. Every man has got a breaking point. You and I have one. Joe Biden has reached his, and very obviously, he has dementia and is clueless..

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (erCnS)

186 They aren't punishing gun crimes because they want to ban guns.
The cities are going feral and that part of the plan not unintended consequences.
They couldn't gun up enough that's for guns while crime was dropping so they had to turn it around.

Posted by: Inogame at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (ftVvF)

187 They are going to pass something I think.

The janitors will clean it up.
Posted by: Joe Biden

They're going full Amber Heard?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (FVME7)

188 "the open door means nothing, all schools do that".

Especially if there's shooting going on outside. It's urgent that door remains open and the classroom doors remain unlocked until the killer can lock one behind him.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (Gm00d)

189 "Was it "free with ads?""

No just an ordinary upload. No ads on YouTube at all, using AdBlock Plus on Chrome on Linux.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (qpX6U)

190 But if you tell them that, they're all "But the fetus isn't human until it's outside the body and breathing on its own!!!!" For real.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:38 PM (ptqGC)
--------------

Counter: Okay, now do partial birth abortion. Watch them sputter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 30, 2022 03:40 PM (5pTK/)

191 Confiscation isn't on the table quite yet. But additional requirements for personal training, liability insurance, yearly licensing, etc. are. Make it hard to be "legally compliant" with the laws in your state to own a firearm(s).

As a felon for not following through on your annual "gun safety" training at the ATF's website the feds can legally take your weapons. That's the idea.

What you decide to do is academic at that point.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2022 03:40 PM (BFigT)

192 My typing is horrendous on the best days, but trying too post on my phone makes it many times worse.

Posted by: Inogame at May 30, 2022 03:40 PM (ftVvF)

193 ...Good luck getting that sort of law passed anywhere in the US...

LOL. Laws? We don't need no steenkin laws!


Posted by: banks, visa, mastercard, investment firms, etc at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM

You laugh, but I don't recall any laws that went into effect that forced corporations to fire people for refusing a "COVID vaccination". Hospitals denied service to people for lack of "vaccination", people were denied entry to places of business due to lack of "vaccination" cards, etc.

That was all done without laws being passed.

All that has to happen is "social justice" pressure from media and social media on companies to start doing this, similar to how places like Dick's Sporting Goods stopped selling firearms to virtue signal.

I would call myself a conspiracy theorist if I said this 3 years ago. After the Plandemic and rigged and stolen election with zero consequences, everything is possible.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 30, 2022 03:40 PM (Do5/p)

194 "And if you do, you will lose us and the midterms."

Part of their plan. They are nothing but show opposition to the dems. Being in charge and responsible is not why they ran for office.

Posted by: Agitator at May 30, 2022 03:41 PM (8Avx7)

195 They will probably try to reimplement the AWB word for word.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 30, 2022 03:41 PM (4+wAL)

196 Just a lot of crap I don't want to watch, the same vids day after day. I'd be nice to be able to "x" vids out so they don't show up again.
___________

I used to get pissed off at seeing that "SSSniperWolf" retard pushed prominently when I went onto YouTube. But then I found that if you log in, you can block the idiotic crap. There are apps on the Google Play store that will let you block entire channels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2022 03:42 PM (cE4C5)

197 What if ARs came in colors other than black? Like, pink or baby blue? Less scary?

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Barbies Nightmare Assault Weapon?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:42 PM (FVME7)

198 Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, you are not dumb people. You know this rush of political adrenaline will fade, but our memory of a political Benedict Arnold move will not
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Hate to say it, but Kurt's wrong there. At least to date, these guys have been selling us out annually, and we've been reelecting them.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 30, 2022 03:43 PM (R0Tis)

199 Good grief. Comcast's internet is slow as hell today.

grrrrrrr

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 30, 2022 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

200 132 Man, the Dow has been rock solid today.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2022 03:28 PM (ZsR3z)

Haven't looked, do you mean it's made of wood, or lead?

He said 'rock' man so it's granite or marble or even gneiss.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:43 PM (qfLjt)

201 The Doors
"Peace Frog"

https://tinyurl.com/mwakwu4u

Posted by: DB at May 30, 2022 03:43 PM (geLO8)

202 " It hasn't shown up on my feed. Just a lot of crap I don't want to watch, the same vids day after day"

An ordinary google search for a movie title will turn up a movie on any of many free streaming sites, some outside USA. There are other free sites that have every movie ever made, but you did not hear that from me.

Posted by: Nobody You Know at May 30, 2022 03:44 PM (qpX6U)

203 after exhausting research and a deep soul search

I now am in favor of gloryholes

Posted by: ADAM KOCKZINGER at May 30, 2022 03:44 PM (us2H3)

204 Good luck getting that sort of law passed anywhere in the US, but especially places like Texas. It's a liberal fantasy.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at May 30, 2022 03:22 PM (bVYXr)

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Laws?! They won't need laws. There are many conservative video creators on youtube that have been demonetized by youtube and have had Patreon and Pay Pal decide to lock their financial accounts.

Eric July (Youngrippa) was recently notified by Pay Pal that he was in violation of their standards, but would not tell him what said violation was. They have locked his account and he has had to get some lawyers involved to find out what is going on.

Don't forget how many financial institutions were all too happy to freeze accounts during the Trucker convoy in Canada.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 30, 2022 03:44 PM (zL564)

205 No just an ordinary upload. No ads on YouTube at all, using AdBlock Plus on Chrome on Linux.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (qpX6U)

Arrr, I see matey! Me AdBlock and Ghostery be hoisted on the main!

Posted by: Pirate OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:44 PM (7bRMQ)

206
They're going full Amber Heard?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:39 PM (FVME7)

I'm so glad that nonsense is over. The trial took place in our little burg and the Depp-Heard fans were out in force. Worst was when they were shopping in our local grocery stores and would encounter each other. Cats hissing in alleys in the middle of the night had more dignity.

Posted by: Moki at May 30, 2022 03:44 PM (JrN/x)

207 It's going to be interesting: Does the GOPe sell out their voters and get booted, much like Democrats after Obamacare or, do they decide they like their cushy perks?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at May 30, 2022 03:44 PM (5pTK/)

208 "...well, I better get one before they are outlawed..."

That was my thinking after 911/2001.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2022 03:45 PM (jTmQV)

209 Their favorite Wikipedia, already defines it - it has to be fully automatic.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:45 PM (qfLjt)

210 Wasn't Kurt just lecturing us all about electability and respectability WRT the PA senate race recently?

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 30, 2022 03:45 PM (wNDOJ)

211 It's all about self-preservation. Criminals, crooks, child molesters, and politicians would all prefer that their victims not be able to protect themselves or avenge their own.

It would make an interesting venn diagram.

Posted by: Agitator at May 30, 2022 03:46 PM (8Avx7)

212 I have proposed a resistance.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2022 03:46 PM (0OP+5)

213 133 I think congress should pass a law defining "assault weapons" before taking any other action, since its
a magical category they invented.

Ignore 211
Their favorite Wikipedia, already defines it - it has to be fully automatic.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:46 PM (qfLjt)

214 I used to get pissed off at seeing that "SSSniperWolf" retard pushed prominently when I went onto YouTube. But then I found that if you log in, you can block the idiotic crap. There are apps on the Google Play store that will let you block entire channels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2022 03:42 PM (cE4C5)

No goggle acct, never will. Just open YT without sign ins.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:47 PM (7bRMQ)

215 But if you tell them that, they're all "But the fetus isn't human until it's outside the body and breathing on its own!!!!" For real.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Scientific American
@sciam
As light can exist as both a particle and a wave, an abortion provider can honor birth and fight for a person's right to give birth when it’s right for them

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That's science! I guess it's like Schroedinger's Cat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:48 PM (FVME7)

216 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 30, 2022 03:40 PM

My point, exactly. And I'm actually not laughing about it.

Posted by: banks, visa, mastercard, investment firms, etc at May 30, 2022 03:49 PM (dpnJh)

217 He said 'rock' man so it's granite or marble or even gneiss.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:43 PM (qfLjt)

Yeah, he said it wasn't moving, so I assume it was a Chevy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2022 03:49 PM (7bRMQ)

218 142 I just went out to check the mail and the dog was in the yard, chewing on a lung.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2022 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

Mine was in the water.
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Dirty water is bad for lungs.
(Posted by: Drowning Man Glug)

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:50 PM (qfLjt)

219 @195 Clyde Shelton-Too many people still stuck in old order thinking. I believe we should continue to fight with what we have peacefully through the political process, all while realizing we’re more than likely pissing in the wind against lawless adversaries. You’re not a conspiracy theorist, you’ve been paying attention the last two years and accept the reality of our countries situation.

Posted by: JROD at May 30, 2022 03:50 PM (oWFio)

220 50/50 on midterms even happening at this pace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 03:51 PM (quA8L)

221 143 Who would stop them? As a practical matter.

Presumably the owners of 400 million guns.
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But you would have to gang up otherwise what are you going to do when ten deputies arrive at you house with a warrant? Give in or die right there.

Posted by: Ciampino at May 30, 2022 03:52 PM (qfLjt)

222 If the idiots inside the Beltway fold on the 2nd Amendment, they will fold on all of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2022 03:52 PM (anj39)

223 It would make an interesting venn diagram.

Posted by: Agitator at May 30, 2022 03:46 PM (8Avx7)

Like this?

O

Posted by: Interesting Venn Diagram at May 30, 2022 03:52 PM (7bRMQ)

224 I got something done today. I installed a new hard drive. It is exactly the same task as it was ten years ago, except mounting it is different. The SSD is light as a feather, so this one will just hang loose amid the cables. I have a spot for the M.2 but did not want to spend money on it.

My x-box pass means a lot less space, and this is an issue I want to be far ahead of.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2022 03:52 PM (ybIRR)

225 "50/50 on midterms even happening at this pace."

Elections cancelled because of the October nuclear war.

Posted by: Nobody You Know at May 30, 2022 03:52 PM (qpX6U)

226 The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of lungs ...

Posted by: Rorschach at May 30, 2022 03:54 PM (hwaFC)

227 "If one town had nine times as many guns as people, and another had six, would you say there was a difference?"

Like a buddist koan, it's just to confuse. Quiet the brain so enlightenment can happen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2022 03:55 PM (ybIRR)

228 50/50 on midterms even happening at this pace.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

100/0 that --IF we have midterms-- the outcome will not reflect actual votes cast.

Also 100/0 that --if we don't have midterms-- the demonrats will *deem* themselves to have been 'elected'

Posted by: banks, visa, mastercard, investment firms, etc at May 30, 2022 03:55 PM (dpnJh)

229 YEAH!
- People who don't understand how the 1st Amendment works

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 30, 2022 03:57 PM (KTZdS)

230 MUMR is persistent, I'll give him that.

Posted by: Adm Kirk at May 30, 2022 03:58 PM (7bRMQ)

231 Ban blacks from possessing firearms and ammunition.

Revist the issue in ten years with data on crime rates.

You've already acknowledged you can do it to people, so why not? The 2nd Amendment is not absolute and all that.

Go. Get f*cking with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 30, 2022 03:59 PM (KTZdS)

232
I just went out to check the mail

No mail delivery today. Memorial Day Holiday.

The next USPS holiday is June 20. Juneteenth Holiday

🌚

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2022 03:59 PM (63Dwl)

233 Fox News' Sandra Smith Claims Americans Want Gun Control, Claims There Was No Election Fraud

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Any word on the chocolate ration increase?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, That's AnonosaurX WrX, hater! at May 30, 2022 03:59 PM (FVME7)

234 It's pretty neat that they're doing this on Memorial Day.

It's all on purpose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 30, 2022 03:59 PM (KTZdS)

235 Gimme three steps gimme three steps mister gimme three steps toward the door

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2022 03:59 PM (Wy1BU)

236 We have spent the last 30+ years coddling the mentally ill, calling them misunderstood, creative and eclectic. Nearly all of these shooters were known by school counselors, their parents and law enforcement to be disturbed individuals; but we would rather defend them than get them help especially if it means putting them in an institution.

Now with all this trans brainwashing, we are teaching kids that the most obvious things in life aren't true. We are confusing kids more than ever. No wonder you are seeing a rise in this type of behavior. We also keep telling them that we are all going to die from global warming on a 10 year moving scale.

There is a stark rise in neurosis and psychosis and it is caused mostly by over exposing young people to complete nonsense in the social media and the MSM.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 30, 2022 04:00 PM (h1jJh)

237 Nood

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2022 04:00 PM (U2p+3)

238 Eromero, I whole heartedly accept your proposal.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2022 04:01 PM (Hu3wv)

239 It's pretty neat that they're doing this on Memorial Day.

It's all on purpose.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at May 30, 2022 03:59 PM (KTZdS)

Yep. Just like passing OCare on Christmas Eve.

They hate you.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 30, 2022 04:01 PM (quA8L)

240 If they fold on the 2nd, then I consider the contract with the Feds to be irreparably broken.

Bat signal = lit.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 30, 2022 04:02 PM (jTmQV)

241 Ban blacks from possessing firearms and ammunition.
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Wouldn't change a thing. Almost all of the guns used in gang shootings are obtained illegally now. See Jill Leovy's "Ghettoside." LAPD homicide detectives were astonished to find a legally obtained gun used in a homicide. That hadn't happened in the previous three years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2022 04:04 PM (cE4C5)

242 15 Joe wants to ban 9mm handguns now.. Says the Second Amendment is not "absolute."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2022 02:48 PM (bs+z0)


The Progressives are continually searching for a gun they can use as their popular wedge to ram gun control down our throats. They haven't succeeded so far. For example, the initial big gun control push, in the Seventies, was to ban so-called Saturday Night Specials. Cheap five-round revolvers that were popular with muggers and robbers, and teen gangs. Now are they circling-back to handguns?

Posted by: Kinziger to the wall! at May 30, 2022 04:06 PM (DGHm3)

243 We have spent the last 30+ years coddling the mentally ill, calling them misunderstood, creative and eclectic. Nearly all of these shooters were known by school counselors, their parents and law enforcement to be disturbed individuals; but we would rather defend them than get them help especially if it means putting them in an institution.
___________
Thank the Supreme Court for that crap ("care in the community").

I don't care about getting them help, frankly. I want to protect everybody else by getting them off the streets.
In addition, I suspect that many of them cannot be helped in any case, but in my book their welfare takes second place to everyone else's welfare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2022 04:07 PM (cE4C5)

244 It's not the gun. Mentally sane people don't kill 21 people.

I wish there would be people that would come to schools and teach kids( drill it into their minds of mush) that if someone is cruel to animals that this is evil and must be reported to authorities.

Cruelty to animals is always the first sign.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2022 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

245 AR-15 Wooden Furniture...
in case it hasn't been said yet...

blackgunswood.com

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 30, 2022 04:18 PM (5ossb)

246 Less cowardly Police would go a long way to stopping this.

Posted by: obsidian at May 30, 2022 04:33 PM (B2+Wd)

247 Just another Traitor who wants to get their name in the usial Liberal Fake News Rags like the NYT's WP,Time,Newsweek,People,Rolling Stone Etc and CNN,and the Morning and Evening News which is all fake

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo bird at May 30, 2022 05:57 PM (FLiOE)

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