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The Lonely ONT And The Sky
So I went to see Top Gun: Maverick with my wife today. She's not a big fan of the first one (she told her friends she was going to see Top Gear: Maverick), but she enjoyed it. Was it formulaic? Yup. Feature impossible aerial stunts? Yup. Did Maverick save the day and get the girl? Was there a moving death scene? Yup, yup and yup. Did I grin the whole time? Oh, that's definitely a yup from me. This was completely a throwback to the 80s, there was no woke crap, we were unabashedly the good guys, and they even left the Taiwan patch on Maverick's jacket to give a big FU to China. One question: The unnamed enemy country had to be Iran, they had some F-14s and only Iran had those aside from us. My question is, does Iran have snowy mountainous regions that extend to the sea? Because they flew right into snowy mountains after leaving the carrier.
That's it for the movie review, now on the the ONT! I warn you however, this is a sad post:
They see me rollin', they hatin'
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 28, 2022
WHY IS IT IN BLOOD FONT???
The Paulo, he is magnifique!
Today's quiz: Which is worse?
Fido Friday: Revenge of the doodle
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 28, 2022
Public safety message
Please check one
Intrafaith relationships
A bad day
I don't know what language this is, but I guess “motherfucker!” is universal now
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 28, 2022
These idiots are delusional. They'd be dick warmers for one gang or another within a day
Wholesome content: lunch
So THAT'S how Elon is going to get them to vote in favor of his takeover!
Words I didn't know I needed
They see me rollin', they hatin', part II
Me, an American, when some Euroweenie starts giving me shit about the cars we drive. pic.twitter.com/P19xiodLqB
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 28, 2022
Charm City
Yea or nay on these steps? I say Nay
It's a mystery
I hate how accurate this is
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 09:51 PM (ifHdv)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 09:53 PM (/OeOS)
I moved all my crap to a new house today and even though I'm only 29 I feel stiff and sore for some weird reason.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 09:53 PM (focbS)
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 09:54 PM (jyW7T)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (Bd6X8)
2. those glass stair? fuck them.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (K5n5d)
"We need to make as much of an investment protecting our children as the American people do in protecting you! You spare no expense buying every weapon known to man, buying every metal detector known to man, every modern convenience at your disposal, to protect you!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 09:57 PM (OuH7W)
Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at May 27, 2022 09:58 PM (tgIla)
Y'ALL ARE MY WITNESSES.
Posted by: pookysgirl, swearing an oath at May 27, 2022 09:58 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 09:59 PM (TIW4Q)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 27, 2022 09:59 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (34Kqi)
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (ftFVW)
I liked how the truck hits the wall trying to smash the little car and then has a perfect paint job a few moments later.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Theodore at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:00 PM (n5wLz)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (jyW7T)
Ben Crump
@AttorneyCrump
Authorities believe a former federal agent may have known about the Buffalo shooter's racist mass murder plot BEFORE he committed it! If so, there was NO excuse for him not to contact law enforcement - he could've prevented 10 deaths!
buffalonews.com
Authorities investigating if retired federal agent knew of Buffalo mass shooting plans in advance
Officials are investigating whether a retired federal agent had about 30 minutes advance notice of a white supremacist's plans to murder Black people at a Buffalo supermarket.
2:19 PM · May 27, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
I've heard nothing but great reviews about Top Gun: Maverick, and I'm seeing it Sunday.
I joined the Navy in 1988, as a Supply Officer, after two years of trying to get in to be a RIO on a Tomcat (deviated septum and bad eyesight killed that dream). I am absolutely guaranteed to sign up for private pilot lessons at the ripe old age of 59 next Monday morning, if even half of what I've heard about this movie is true.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (akfkg)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:02 PM (ifHdv)
Posted by: trippy at May 27, 2022 10:02 PM (lcEpK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Hmmm...is it better to have the toilet UNDER the washer/dryer? Or should the owner have built a platform (with ladder) so that the toilet was ABOVE the washer/dryer?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (+o2yA)
Posted by: Holy Crap at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (glGDV)
How is best to live?
Never mind that let's debate
Beatles versus Stones
Posted by: Captain Haiku
Let the rumble begin. Or if you prefer Richards vs. Depp in the drug lounge.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (Guqcm)
I know the guy who has done all the Apple glass stores and the drum thing at Cupertino.
Glass is incredibly strong. Tempered and in layers. It'll stop bullets.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (focbS)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (/U27+)
2. those glass stair? fuck them.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster
Yeah, there's no way in Hell you don't break your neck trying to get out of the tub and down those stairs, and similarly, no way you don't break a leg on those glass ones.
The Stairs of Death!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (akfkg)
But hey, gotta read content...
Good evening WD. Thank you sir!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (zIMWS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)
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If the toilet was made to be like a throne atop stairs, then dropping a deuce would be epic.
"I poop on your peasant laundry!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:06 PM (XG2Fi)
"Stop. Stop. Stop" "Ah liar"
"Stop. You're hurting me."
"Hurt you, nothing."
Posted by: O confederato at May 27, 2022 10:06 PM (zdEGm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (xhaym)
"I poop on your peasant laundry!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Gives "upper decker" a whole new meaning!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: gutta percha at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at May 27, 2022 10:08 PM (v23vE)
I hate this, I sound like humphreyrobot.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 10:08 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (VTlqx)
Posted by: a.moron at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Cantilevered glass stairs are either evil or Chinese. I'm gonna go with Chinese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:07 PM (XG2Fi)
________
Could be worse. It could be a spiral staircase.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: a.moron at May 27, 2022 10:09 PM (F6Xpw)
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You must be THIS narrow to use these stairs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: a.moron
Yoga pants aren't rated for ultrafat or megafat either and yet, they are quite prevalent in the wild.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (ifHdv)
>> This week for law enforcement can't get any worse, can it?
Well, the SS could have a whoopsie when The Meat Puppet visits Uvalde.
So we can hope for that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (pMCzA)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (zIMWS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (XG2Fi)
Then she asked: "What's your blood type?" So I says: "A+, but it identifies as O-" with a totally straight face.
She waits a couple of seconds obviously wondering if I'm fucking with her, and starts to steam a little, so I said: "J/K, it's A+".
The needle stick was a bit aggressive later. Heh.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (ZvxPV)
OMG, Dave, saw it last night. It was beyond great. Total perfect grand American Hollywood movie. Plus American Jet fighters doing damage, hot girls men without shirts, and epic doses of cheeseball. I want to have sex with the Stars and Stripes at this moment.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (VTlqx)
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (jyW7T)
The "Birthing Person" and the "Sperm Donor" of the "gunboy"
Should be arrested and dragged into court, held without bail,
and during their collective trials, be forced to defend their
total failure as "parents" for unleashing said "gunboy".
onto innocent children and teachers.
And if found guilty of failure as parents for his heinous actions...
Death Penalty.
Justice... and sending a message.
Chicago ya hearing me???
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (J00IM)
I know the guy who has done all the Apple glass stores and the drum thing at Cupertino.
Glass is incredibly strong. Tempered and in layers. It'll stop bullets.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (focbS)
I want to see the engineering details on the stairs before climbing them, otherwise I'm taking the elevator.
(I'm guessing anyone with the $$$ to put in stairs like that also put in an elevator).
Posted by: a.moron at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (F6Xpw)
I think I saw the ghost of Kiev driving that car!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
"Zoom in. Enhance. Enhance."
You're right, it's a DamoClean brand washer.
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (P1f+c)
*review to not be a dumbass, then notices something*
Oh, shit, it's stairs.
Hmmm, that is a tough choice.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (08ncd)
Bathrooms: left side small carbon foot print Stalin wants you to inhabit 12 floors up, no elevator.
Look it up, Comrade.
Posted by: Holy Crap at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (t/4Zp)
Ogham is an interesting script. It required a special ASCII character created for it, IIRC it is a special space character that has no width.
There was a Tom Scott video about it, and a lot of what he says goes in one ear and out the other.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (xhaym)
I call those "yogurt pants".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Forget to wear pants one time and you never live it down. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (ifHdv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone
He owns his own P-51 Mustang and flies the thing, so I'd say he's doing okay for an old fucker.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (akfkg)
2. those glass stair? fuck them.
Posted by: sockamster-rookie poster at May 27, 2022 09:55 PM (OuH7W)
The glass stairs might make it easier if you decide to kill your spouse.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yea or nay on these steps?
Imagine falling backward on them an cracking your skull on an edge ... nope, nope, nope.
Imagine falling forward on them and taking one of them to your teeth ... nope, nope, nope.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:16 PM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)
People like Mr. Robinson give me a small glimmer of hope for this country.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (VTlqx)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It appears you've invested some amount of thought into this plan.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (ifHdv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)
I actually snorted at that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ)
So the Florida All-Girl Footbridge Engineering Team is doing residential architecture now? Sweet!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM (XG2Fi)
___________
The Florida All-Girl Bridge Engineering Team is having their half-finished bridge over the Houston Ship Channel demolished for design flaws.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
That has already has happened. It is a great summer American movie.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:15 PM (akfkg)
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Pffft. Probably a b.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (J00IM)
Mr WDS was able to attend the ceremony but Mum couldn't make it
Colorado Morondezvous made a 300 donation today to the American Stroke Association in memory Jesse in dc.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 10:18 PM (ldL4g)
They want to sue gun companies so we should be able to sue the parents. same logic.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (r46W7)
Glass is incredibly strong. Tempered and in layers. It'll stop bullets.
Posted by: TexasDan
Will it hold up a Tank Abrams?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tonypete
The horde never forgets. Sometimes we remember things like my wife does, fifteen years after the fact, but we never forget.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (VTlqx)
"I poop on your peasant laundry!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:0
This has possibilities.
Posted by: Amber Heard at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
Nice WDS! To Jesse in dc!!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ifHdv)
https://t.co/4CWa73AWBc
Recruitment video on YouTube by Fort Bragg’s 4th Psychological Operations Group-Airborne (4th PSYOP Group)
Titled "Ghosts in the Machine," the video feels like a movie trailer and comes with no explanation other than: "All the world’s a stage. Join us."
GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (MFZ8i)
https://tinyurl.com/3mc3vkh5
Posted by: Javems at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (AmoqO)
The Florida All-Girl Bridge Engineering Team is having their half-finished bridge over the Houston Ship Channel demolished for design flaws.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Oh darn, darn, darny-darn!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (f8jdA)
Yea or nay on these steps?
_________
Let me put it this way. My phone fell out of my pocket at the top of the stairs today and went bingety-bingety-bing the whole way down.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (9uuhr)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:13 PM (ESjRY)
How do we know it's not the Ghost of Endor...huh???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 27, 2022 10:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Will it hold up a Tank Abrams?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (63Dwl)
__________
That's a failure test I'd like to be around for.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (f8jdA)
Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (9uuhr)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Vg5Sd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (zIMWS)
Much thought-provoking content this evening... Precisely what thoughts, though, are rather difficult for me to put into words at the moment!
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (9uuhr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:11 PM (zIMWS)
Those turkeys would clog up your driveway when you are trying to drive in or out. They are a big pain in the butt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (+lVUW)
He owns his own P-51 Mustang and flies the thing, so I'd say he's doing okay for an old fucker. Posted by: Sharkman
It is in the movie and OMG, it is something wonderful. This is a fabulous summer blockbuster movie. Sometimes it perfectly OK to stand down from hard positions and just enjoy the moment.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: wing at May 27, 2022 10:22 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Vg5Sd)
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*pssst*
I got links right here
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (S7une)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (f8jdA)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (zIMWS)
Around these parts, it's jammie time after 6:30 pm or so.
Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (9uuhr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:24 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:21 PM (Vg5Sd)
Tom Cruise is kind of old for a shower scene. Everything sags.
Posted by: Sister ALH at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (9uuhr)
I don't know have you had to change the President's diaper after someone told him Chipolte's is good food?
Posted by: Jill Biden at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (Vg5Sd)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (f8jdA)
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (zIMWS)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (aeePL)
Billion dollar project, kaput. Beeeelllion. With a capital B.
Your taxpayer's dollars,
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (QzJWU)
No. I was sort up stunned by this. Cruise and hot girl are about to kiss in bed and the suddenly they are talking about kidney care. I was like, really?, and utterly good with that.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)
GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (MFZ8i)
Ok I'm impressed - that video was a hell of a lot better than I thought it would be, and I'm already a bit scared of whoever thought it up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
No. You. Wouldn't. Winged varmints. Like geese, they crap every third waddle. If they get into your garden, they will decimate it in short notice. I. Hate. Turkeys.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (VTlqx)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: klaftern at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (taPSh)
Many many thanks to you and all the Horde family who donated in Jesse's memory.
Love all y'all.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (pkAcY)
I got links right here
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:23 PM (XG2Fi)
Dunno.
Your van has no windows. And there was no mention of candy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jill Biden at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)
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According to South Park, BILLY MAYS sells a product that takes care of that: Chipotlaway!
(I watched that episode earlier today)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHsR65IRW_8
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)
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Did he discuss reverse mortgages at all? Cuz I'm open to the idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Sister ALH
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Posted by: the CGI guy for that scene at May 27, 2022 10:29 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)
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Did he discuss reverse mortgages at all? Cuz I'm open to the idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)
Is it his first rodeo?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Not once did Tom go all couch Scientology. He was disturbingly normal. I was like WTH?
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (zIMWS)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 27, 2022 10:25 PM (f8jdA)
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The Muffaletta!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (ssqLp)
"Users can expect high speed, low latency internet in areas marked "Available", and notably slower speeds during hours of peak usage in areas marked as "Waitlist" or during events with many collocated users."
My part of Texas (East of Dallas) is still marked "waitlist". Here's the map: https://www.starlink.com/map?source=rv
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (n5wLz)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Guqcm)
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Just goes to show what a terrific actor he is...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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You wouldn't like them in your driveway...or on your car.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (LPX/3)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (/OeOS)
"innuendo". Italian for "uppa youse ass!" *rude gesture*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (QzJWU)
https://t.co/d4JKC98IIa
Three users said they witnessed Ramos threaten to commit sexual violence or carry out school shootings on Yubo, an app that is used by tens of millions of young people around the world.
During one livestream, Amanda Robbins, 19, said Ramos verbally threatened to break down her door and rape and murder her after she rebuffed his sexual advances.
She said she witnessed Ramos threaten other girls with similar "acts of sexual assault and violence".
Hannah, an 18-year-old Yubo user from Ontario, Canada, said she reported Ramos to Yubo in early April after he threatened to shoot up her school and rape and kill her and her mother during one livestream session.
Hannah said Ramos was allowed back on the platform after a temporary ban.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:31 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (P1f+c)
"We need to make as much of an investment protecting our children as the American people do in protecting you! You spare no expense buying every weapon known to man, buying every metal detector known to man, every modern convenience at your disposal, to protect you!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
That dude was LIT. He was a frigging 1000 shades of awesome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (akfkg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (u73oe)
Hollywood should take a lesson, but it won't.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)
I had a glass french press and one day in the middle of the morning a tiny bubble-like imperfection appeared on the tip of the pour spout on the top. By noon the tiny bubble propagated a large crack down the entire length of the french press. Glass is weird.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (t/4Zp)
Is it his first rodeo?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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One of the saddest commercials I've seen. Worse than Huckabee hawking sleep aid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 10:35 PM (LPX/3)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (Guqcm)
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Just goes to show what a terrific actor he is...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
He knows how to make great movies that skip all the artsy shit and make it work. How this all happens is a form of magic. He is always 100% into the gig. I am an arsty asshole by nature and training but I love this shit. This movie is a pretty great summer Hollywood flick.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:35 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 27, 2022 10:04 PM (focbS)
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Glass on a 59 Chevy will stop a 38.
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (jyW7T)
No. I was sort up stunned by this. Cruise and hot girl are about to kiss in bed and the suddenly they are talking about kidney care. I was like, really?, and utterly good with that.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (Guqcm)
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Did he discuss reverse mortgages at all? Cuz I'm open to the idea.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)
Is it his first rodeo?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well
Any word on from whom he obtains his self-lubricating catheters?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (ZvxPV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (akfkg)
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I had some friends in MI stationed at Dragg way, way back in the day, and the facilities were old and shiteous and it was in a shifty area. Still like that?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (u73oe)
Verbum Vincent looks like it would mean something like "Words will conquer"
Nominally the add points you to the US Army Special Forces site.
The commercial looks more like something from a video game...but perhaps that's the idea.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)
Time dilation from flying so darn fast.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)
They're kissing the butts of the dumbest people in society and it irritates me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:26 PM (QzJWU)
Do that a few times and you will approach NJ territory!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/UQ/R)
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Normally I blame squirrels, but this sounds like two-legged varmints! Time to put a spycam out.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
I had elk rip some plants out by the roots and then just leave most of them uneaten in the yard. Now I only buy stuff they won't eat.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:38 PM (Bd6X8)
The correct answer is "Apache Attack Helicopter".
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)
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Why? Do they take blood from your balls?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:36 PM (/UQ/R)
Sorry about the crap too.
Posted by: Parading Turkeys at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)
That would be.. A Bridge Too Far.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 10:39 PM (QzJWU)
When one is hungry, a wild turkey would taste awesome. A goose on the other hand, well, maybe not so much. I guess it depends on how hungry one is....
These days we might not be so selective.. Ya know. Inflation and what not....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (zIMWS)
https://t.co/d4JKC98IIa
I mentioned this earlier today. It's going to end up that the same thing happened here as at Parkland: He's a minority, so official school and police department policy was no arrests, no charging for crimes like those described here. The Obama Admin pushed in a new policy created by that pedophile jackass from Chicago who Obama put into the Dept. of Education.
Cruz, the kid who shot up Parkland, had many, many crimes that should have landed him in actual prison, not just juvie, but over and over the police and school district were called but nothing was ever done, so he was able to buy his gun, just like Ramos.
Andrew Pollack wrote "Why Meadow Died" about the Parkland catastrophe. His daughter Meadow was shot about 6 times by Cruz. The book is a real eye-opener, and sparked white-hot anger in me.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (akfkg)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (/OeOS)
Gratuitous Menudo would be a great Salsa band name.
Posted by: banana Dream, now 40% less explicit at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (t/4Zp)
Turning all the normies mildly autistic too. "Do you identify" sounds like an icebreaker straight outta a deleted Big Bang Theory scene.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (4NlP1)
I just got a great idea for how we can do better COVID testing!
Posted by: Tony Fauci at May 27, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1
"I am a pansexual intergalactic, immortal dolphin."
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:41 PM (akfkg)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (P1f+c)
I bet a lot of Hollywood startlets miss those simple days when they could suddenly become leftwing heroes just by making out with some other starlet in a movie.
Ellen Page has really upped the ante.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:12 PM (akfkg)
I have not been asked that question yet. If it ever happens, the person asking might be treated to an incredulous "the fuck??" Maybe followed by a tirade about this world being a fucked up garbage world.
My right as a 29 year-old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2022 10:43 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It appears you've invested some amount of thought into this plan.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (ifHdv)
When people are at my house for more than a couple days, they get on my nerves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Dumb Dumb Dumb...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 10:44 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
It's HQ for all the spec ops folks now, so it's vastly improved over the old days, I think. There is a psychological problem amongst the SF communities. They are worn out from 20 years of constant war, they are arrogant and entitled, and they are not being held to account for wrong-doing. It's escalated into some very bizarre murders, disappearances and suicides. A yuge number of them in a very short time.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:44 PM (akfkg)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/UQ/R)
Nope still a Captain. I know this maybe amazing and controversial but his character exists solely in a fictional movie. Sometimes it is just acceptable to standdown.
With that said I will always be in awe of people that have served. This I mean with every part of my being.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It appears you've invested some amount of thought into this plan.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2022 10:17 PM (ifHdv)
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Chance favors the prepared mind...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)
Of course, he was extra murderous earlier in the evening, so maybe he was just shagged out.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/OeOS)
Do that a few times and you will approach NJ territory! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2022 10:37 PM (XIJ/X)
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The Fred Hartman Bridge downstream took 10 years to build because of problems getting steel for it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (/U27+)
Kewl!
I was watching, but then I went over here to make dumb comments. I will root for the Avs, or the Oilers over the the Lightning. Florida is to hockey as REO Speedwagon is to actual music.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Ovlks)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Vg5Sd)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:32 PM (akfkg)
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Almost as if there's a serial killer stationed there.
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 10:47 PM (jyW7T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2022 10:45 PM (/U27
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I heard they had to resort to swap meets for pot metal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:47 PM (XG2Fi)
One day at a time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 10:47 PM (V81zQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Meanwhile, they were here visiting us three days ago and my dad apologized profusely for exposing us. I'm like...dude we are not worried. We are both fine. Mr D works in retail, pretty sure we had it already anyway and he's exposed all the time so it is inevitable that it will be here. But one thing we will not be (and mom and dad fell for) are statistics for this state's database contributing to another reason to lock us down. NO.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:49 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Lost In Space
I've read that there isn't a single green screen shot in the movie. All of the aviation footage was real and flown by actual Naval aviators. Pretty impressive.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (akfkg)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:27 PM (VTlqx)
I hear tell that if they decide to roost on the eaves of your house they can do a lot of damage. They also love to wander around in roads blocking traffic. Yeah, I know, but running them down in front of other drivers can make you look kinda blood thirsty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Sharkman
"Haven't seen it in years, you tell me."
* drops pants *
Posted by: some random fat guy at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
You were a moron in good standing in my book before this post. I plan on sending a few glowing emails to various unamed COBs recommending platinum membership status after that one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (VTlqx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Do understand you just channeled Shakespeare?
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:51 PM (Guqcm)
even in an exterior application
too fucking dangerous
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 10:51 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Well, it's a truck so....
Posted by: Ransom E at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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It's going to be one lonely knight for you, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
You were a moron in good standing in my book before this post. I plan on sending a few glowing emails to various unamed COBs recommending platinum membership status after that one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 10:50 PM (VTlqx)
Absolutely. Despicable metalhead me always called them REO shitwagon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:14 PM
The engineering design for the Florida International University pedestrian bridge was by FIGG Bridge Group who still have the insane slogan "Building Bridges as Art" on their website.
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) determines that the probable cause of the Florida International University (FIU) pedestrian bridge collapse was the load and capacity calculation errors made by FIGG Bridge Engineers, Inc., (FIGG) in its design of the main span truss member 11/12 nodal region and connection to the bridge deck. Contributing to the collapse was the inadequate peer review performed by Louis Berger, which failed to detect the calculation errors in the bridge design. Further contributing to the collapse was the failure of the FIGG engineer of record to identify the significance of the structural cracking observed in this node before the collapse and to obtain an independent peer review of the remedial plan to address the cracking.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (hOAT3)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (Ovlks)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Hollywood should take a lesson, but it won't.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Ricky Gervais at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 10:46 PM (Ovlks
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30 years ago was 1992. Top Gun came out in 1986. Willing suspension of disbelief, I guess.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2022 10:55 PM (u73oe)
even in an exterior application
too fucking dangerous
Posted by: REDACTED
Forget all the ways to fail using them the right way.
Imagine walking around on the lower floor, and stumbling into the edge of one in the dark. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:55 PM (P1f+c)
Not only is it immensely safer, behind the dryer would be an excellent place to stash your "bathroom gun".
What, you don't have a bathroom gun?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 10:52 PM (XG2Fi)
Heh. I actually love that song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 10:30 PM (ssqLp)
Happens to me a lot, too. Pixy's a fickle witch.
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (ldL4g)
Embryo Meatwagon. One song of theirs still gets airplay around here and it's the live version because otherwise no one will recognize the voice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (cupoy)
Bur aren't you worried about your social credit score?
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (V81zQ)
Well, it's like old-school porn, where they used to at least pretend to have a plot.
Although I have to say I've been ordering pizza for over 29 years, and never once has a hot delivery girl offered to give me a beejer in exchange for a better tip.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)
It's all fun and games until someone severs an aorta or has his jaw torn clean off of his skull!
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (/OeOS)
It's preordained. Stop the damned testing and this bullshit will finally end.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (Xrfse)
I had a moment when I sorted that out. Nearly got planted in the parking lot of the movie theater. I have issues which I am good with.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (Guqcm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 10:55 PM (P1f+c)
if you presented a building official plans that included that set of stairs
they would laugh you out of their office
most things like that are jacklegged,, in one form or another
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (us2H3)
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking."
Posted by: Baron bon Mot at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (Pb3le)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)
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What's wrong with your tip?
Posted by: Kumala Harris at May 27, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 11:01 PM (jyW7T)
Yes! I must go out immediately and get triple dipple vaccinated! We have always been at war with Eurasia! /s
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (ssqLp)
Honestly, having turkeys around is really not a bad thing.
They're pretty smart, and the meat is really good.
Certainly better than hormone infused 'Butterballs'.
Fun times trying to hunt them
As said, the meat is really tasty!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (zIMWS)
But think of the diversity, inclusivity, and equity scores and you will quickly see the overall benefit to humanity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (V81zQ)
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 10:56 PM (ldL4g)
Well, he's a guy, so....
Posted by: Jake From State Farm at May 27, 2022 11:02 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 10:51 PM (us2H3)
Too much jurisdiction. Imma build outside of that pesky inspection nonsense, and my stairs will look however I want them to.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:03 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:03 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (V81zQ)
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking."
Posted by: Baron bon Mot at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (Pb3le)
But you don't know the words to Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Posted by: Dr McCoy at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:41 PM (akfkg)
That reminds me. A teacher told me that he had a parent/teacher conference with a couple who said that they were "disembodied something or others", something really bizarre. I thought the teacher must have misheard them. Well, I was reading about Scientology, and that thing the parents had said was something from Scientology.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (bW8dp)
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What's wrong with your tip?
Posted by: Kumala Harris at May 27, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)
Can’t stop laughing!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (ZTJjv)
I thought that was called a fartclam?
Posted by: Ciampino at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
Take three groups of people in the fall and offer to pay them (obviously).
Group 1: They just need to call in if they have to go to the DR and he tells them they have the flu.
Group 2: They need to come in for a flu screening once a week.
Group 3: Tell them there is a dangerous new version of the flu out...highly infectious too! Give them way more tests then they actually need and tell them they are to test daily and must immediately enter a positive test result in an app they are given on their own.
Then compare how many people "have the flu" between the groups. Group 2 is probably the true number, but group 1 is how we traditionally count cases...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (ESjRY)
It could scare the shit outta you, resulting in an accidental discharge.
Rule 1. All assholes are always loaded. Rule 2. Keep the T.P. away from the bunghole until you're certain the chamber is cleared. Rule 3. Never set that bunghole on anything other than a proper commode, or other object you're willing to destroy. Rule 4. Always know what is your target, and what's downstream of the flushhole.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (QzJWU)
I got the pleasant news that a test showed I have "a 56
% chance of a biopsy showing prostate cancer". Huh, I was too sunned to ask how accurate the biopsies are? Anyone know?
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (55Qr6)
San Francisco is estimated to have lost 6.3% of its population between July 2020 and July 2021.
Holy shit. That's like Haitian refugee levels of population decline.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Weirddave
I got that right off the flight deck. This movie is not a documentary, it is complete Hollywood which offends some of our fellow travelers on this website that have served. I would never disrespect that sacrifice. At the same time a Memorial Day weekend. Friday night is a good time to have some fun. Top Gun 2 does exactly that.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (Guqcm)
You don't know how many times I've had to deal with an accidental discharge!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 27, 2022 10:57 PM (cupoy)
Whoo Hoo! I didn't make the top!
https://youtu.be/WZvl2aqIyNg
Posted by: Billy Squier at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (t/4Zp)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
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Did they have body thetans hanging all over them? Did Xenu show up?
Posted by: Kumala Harris at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (XG2Fi)
Wait, we're supposed to leave the gun, take the cannoli, right?
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (ssqLp)
Leftwing people were told they would die from COVID if they were around other people.
And rightwing people saw the leftwing people were NAZIs.
Everyone that could get out of the big blue shitholes on short notice did.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
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Too bad.
So sad.
Guess the ones who beat feet were the smart ones.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:07 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (55Qr6)
You may or may not have it, and honestly, it isn't something that's going to kill you. Go get the biopsy, find out for sure, and if you have it, get it seeded and go home and enjoy the next 30 or 40 years.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (LOVUx)
https://t.co/4CWa73AWBc
Recruitment video on YouTube by Fort Bragg’s 4th Psychological Operations Group-Airborne (4th PSYOP Group)
Titled "Ghosts in the Machine," the video feels like a movie trailer and comes with no explanation other than: "All the world’s a stage. Join us."
GHOSTS IN THE MACHINE https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 10:19 PM (MFZ8i)
It's not a new concept, but it is scary.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Methos at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (kOpft)
Metastasized.
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (Vg5Sd)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:06 PM (ssqLp)
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I always get that mixed up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Braenyard, still waiting for a good alternative phone at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (jyW7T)
It's so if someone kicks in your door while you're showering or taking a crap you're able to come out with something other than a roll of toilet paper or a wet towel.
I don't have a bathroom gun where I live now, because it's a civilized neighborhood.
But when I lived in more "exciting" neighborhoods when I was young and poor, I did.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)
Yes, there are mountains near the Caspian sea in the northern regions of Iran.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2022 11:10 PM (EZebt)
As I understand it, though, California will try to continue collecting taxes on your nest egg for the rest of your life.
That's why I won't even change planes in that shithole, if I can possibly avoid it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:10 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)
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Yep. I don't worry about me but I do worry about what my sweet granddaughter will face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:11 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)
Well, sweetie, you just don't get to know that, do you? In His hands, we can do just about anything.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:11 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:11 PM (ssqLp)
Hooray for us.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (KATBx)
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My granddaughters live on 11 acres in the Ozarks with their mom and dad.
They're being homeschooled, and being taught how to live off the land and how to hunt.
I don't worry about them.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:07 PM (xvdag)
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Mrs. F. told me about this this morning and I said "I wish I was one of them."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (EZebt)
https://tinyurl.com/s6suc8hs
6.3% per year is really, really, really bad.
Because of compounding, that would produce a 50% population drop in a decade, if it continued.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 27, 2022 10:53 PM (VwHCD)
Ballad (later) REO is REO Shitwagon. I could not stand that crap. But the early stuff is not bad at all. R.E.O. II is a particularly good album, on either side. 'Like You Do' is one of their best rockers and they do a good cover of 'Little Queenie'; their live double album, with 'Ridin' The Storm Out', is also pretty good. But once they went all love ballad bullshit, it was just . . . why?
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (ldL4g)
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That may be, but it doesn't change the fact that for me, the thought of living 30-40 years in this evil world is horrifying.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (xvdag)
Hooray for us.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (KATBx)
That's fine. We don't have genders. Gender is something for verbs and articles, not for people. People have sex.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:15 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 27, 2022 10:01 PM
My son has an internship this summer at "Big Aircraft". I told him to call the flying club and check out their deals on flying lessons.
The assistant manager said they are swamped for this summer. I assume it is a Covid bounce back, rather than Maverick's doing, but maybe it is just because it is a fun hobby in the face of the Leftists attempting to suck all of the joy out of life?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:15 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: TarzanTurk at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (kiGn9)
Good night sweet ones!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (zIMWS)
I don't worry about them.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:13 PM (xvdag)
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They're not alone. It's like there are two entirely antithetical cultures growing up side by side in this country now. It's hard to envision how it will end amicably.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)
Put it in a freezer bag in the tank.
Not one of your collector's items, mind you...
Posted by: gourmand, fasting and praying at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (jTmQV)
I looked at the map and saw that, but you can't deploy a carrier to the Caspian Sea. I was wondering if there were any in the south near the gulf. Sorry I wasn't more clear.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (Ovlks)
Posted by: DangerGirl
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I'm a soldier at heart.
These motherfuckers want to come after me, have at it.
With the way things are going, I won't have to worry about living for another 30-40 years.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (/OeOS)
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With automatic voter registration.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:18 PM (xvdag)
Same reason Journey did, they needed the money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 11:19 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Theodore at May 27, 2022 11:19 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (Xrfse)
Cases versus deaths. The hystreria is all about cases where I care about mortality/deaths. It's a bad flu which targets the usual suspects.
In the recent past, I don't remember telling people to get a new flu jab every three to four months, either.
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)
Now that's the really important part!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (V81zQ)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (/OeOS)
Haldol, dude. It works.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (bW8dp)
These motherfuckers want to come after me, have at it.
With the way things are going, I won't have to worry about living for another 30-40 years.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:17 PM (xvdag)
I can understand...from a removed point of view. Mr D was infantry and he says the same. I've come to the point where I feel that if I die defending what I believe so be it, but I hope it won't come to that. Yet, all signs point to the opposite. Mr D. tells me to run if trouble comes here but I'm not sure I could or would.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:20 PM (ssqLp)
Posted by: DangerGirl
I admire this, I respect this. There is much we can talk about in those few words you just said.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 27, 2022 11:21 PM (YwurZ)
Posted by: RickZ
FIFY.
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2022 11:21 PM (P1f+c)
Best we can do is harbor our own terrors close to our chests, and hope that there is, somehow out there, something greater than ourselves.
I'm in total shell.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 11:22 PM (m0zqP)
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When grocery store shelves are emptied because trucks that run on diesel can't restock them, lunatics like this will quickly realize that hunger is a thing, and that no one gives a shit what they identify as.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM (xvdag)
Our govt wants us DEAD.
They will shoot us.
They will infect us.
They will starve us.
And no election will save us.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM
Agreed!
Only when they attempt to "identify" as someone with a full belly will they begin to get an inkling of their lunacy.
P.S. Howdy SMH!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2022 11:26 PM (V42Dq)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM (xvdag)
Exactly. When the SHTF, no one is gonna give a fuck about anything on social media, your pronouns or any other stupid thing the leftists raise hell about these days. It's pure survival.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:26 PM (ssqLp)
They will shoot us.
They will infect us.
They will starve us.
And no election will save us.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (xvdag)
Same page, sister. Same page.
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:27 PM (ssqLp)
P.S. Howdy SMH! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:25 PM (tkyK5)
Looters can "identify" as someone with a belly fulla lead, and they won't even have to delude themselves into believing that it's actually so!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (QzJWU)
But He may not return for quite some time, and in the meantime, I will do what I can to protect those I care about in whatever manner I can.
But right now, at this moment, I'm thinking of friends who died in a war to enrich those currently trying to kill us.
I'm not feeling too charitable...or forgiving.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (S7une)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at May 27, 2022 11:29 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 11:29 PM (HAeoF)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I see the wisdom in this teaching method.
Do you have a newsletter that I may subscribe to?
P.S. Howdy, Jim!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:30 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:23 PM (xvdag)
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The veneer will peel off and these stupid snowflakes will realize that the comfort and abundance that they took for granted as the normal state of things was a historical aberration. Life is hard, gritty and unforgiving, and nature wants to kill you.
You and your hip piercings and edgy green hair.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:31 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at May 27, 2022 11:28 PM (S7une)
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These are fighting words.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (TOjrY)
Your open letter to the cowardly cops in Uvalde was *chef's kiss*
Last I heard, some of the cops are getting death threats.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: DangerGirl lost the SanityProd (tm) at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (ssqLp)
Metro
@MetroUK
A team of scientists at Northwestern University in the US have accidentally created overly-aggressive mutant hamsters following a gene-editing experiment. 🐹
They were trying to increase bonding between the lovable animals but failed.
Let's Discuss 👇
metro.co.uk
Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into 'aggressive' rage monsters
The results of the experiment were a 'startling conclusion'.
8:36 AM · May 27, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (FaIO0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Not exactly child-friendly.
Then again, neither are schools.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (xvdag)
Good news for the times when the veneer does get peeled off - youngest daughter texted me today asking when I could take her out to the farm to go shooting!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:34 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:34 PM (xvdag)
The results of the experiment were a 'startling conclusion'.
8:36 AM · May 27, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM
Go on...
Posted by: George Takei at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 27, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
We're from France.
Posted by: Coneheads at Parent Teacher Conference at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (xvdag)
Yeah, and? It's not SUPPOSED to be fun, you fucking retard.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (V42Dq)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (Vg5Sd)
Posted by: irongrampa
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Hope you can do that.
For a lot of us, that is no longer an option.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:36 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: davidt
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Those that are willing to be slaves, yeah.
Those of us that don't, they want dead.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (xvdag)
Put it in a freezer bag in the tank.
Not one of your collector's items, mind you...
Posted by: gourmand, fasting and praying at May 27, 2022 11:16
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I remember this CHiPs episode when they tried to make all gun owners look nuts (he had a shower shotgun)...
CHiPs Gun Stop youtube.com/watch?v=OVUB_1MbFS4
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (MFZ8i)
Those teeth could probably chew through an artery in a hurry...
And now I'm wondering if anyone has ever suffered the ignominious death of being killed by a hamster.
There was a Russian dude (drunk, no doubt) who was killed by a beaver some years ago (and yeah, insert beaver joke here). He picked it up and it turned around and got his femoral artery. That was it.
Moral: never fuck with something that has teeth that can bite through trees.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 27, 2022 11:38 PM (3Or4S)
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Anyone have World War Z marked on their bingo card?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:39 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at May 27, 2022 11:39 PM (U3akT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Yet, they taste like beef.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:40 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: Gere at May 27, 2022 11:40 PM (Vg5Sd)
We managed to take turns as the caregiver as it burned through our family. Everyone that got REST and fluids came through it fairly easily.
My wife has asthma and did just fine. But I essentially stuck her in bed for a week and just made sure to keep her Kindle charged so she would stay there!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:41 PM (tkyK5)
Answer: yes. 11 year old Chinese girl bitten by a hamster in 2013. Turns out she was allergic to hamster spit or something. Died within an hour.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:41 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Gere at May 27, 2022 11:40 PM (Vg5Sd)
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You put a hyper-hamster up your ass and 10 minutes it's eating your tongue.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:42 PM (XG2Fi)
Rookie mistake. Never insert a beaver!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:42 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (V42Dq)
Posted by: Cicero
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Probably should be avoided by older people who wear bifocals, trifocals, or have equilibrium problems.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (sm7HI)
LOL!
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:35 PM (xvdag)
Delusional doesn't begin to cover it, right? It's like they've never heard of the AB or the Mexican and black gangs. I can see them becoming snitches and either being dead or in protective custody and still dead later. I'm sure the race segregation will shock them and the race riots will not be a fun learning experience, either. If they don't stand up for their race, their race will kill them and they will die without a clue.
And they think they can take over a prison from hardened cons because they are wicked smaht? Like I said, delusional beyond all hope.
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (ldL4g)
And I will never test for a cold, which at this point, it pretty much is.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (xvdag)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:42 PM
Oh, my...
Posted by: George Takei at May 27, 2022 11:43 PM (/OeOS)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2022 11:44 PM (Xrfse)
Given how effeminate most of them look, they'll have sucked several cubic miles of cock before their sentence is up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:45 PM (bW8dp)
And now you know why the TxMoMeet isn't booking rooms at the Hampster Inn, this October.
Been Had scored the big discounts at the Best Western. Let her know your October RSVP, and she'll tell you the discount code to give to the Reservations Desk.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2022 11:45 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: RickZ
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I'm still laughing.
These youngsters have no clue whatsoever.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:45 PM (xvdag)
I've ordered a another bunch of free bat flu tests from the USPS recently... They've not arrived yet... I've got quite the stack now already, never been used, might be valuable someday!
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:46 PM (/OeOS)
People suffering from several of the various auto immune diseases reported "flare ups" above the expected rate after vaccination. So the protein spike can definitely be a trigger. Hopefully her illness response is now somewhat desensitized after that many jabs.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:48 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:00 PM (/OeOS)
I have a kitchen machete, does that count?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 11:48 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Robert at May 27, 2022 11:49 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: RickZ
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My dad was a corrections officer for 20 years in Hawaii after he retired from the Navy.
The place he worked at included Samoans.
I just pictured an Antifa soyboy vs a Samoan gang.
I can't stop giggling.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:49 PM (xvdag)
Jim
The..Wwest Bestern?
I'll bbe in the Lounge
Posted by: Miklos Foster-Brooks at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (WS6Pg)
Given how effeminate most of them look, they'll have sucked several cubic miles of cock before their sentence is up.
And most of them will consider that a feature.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (Bd6X8)
"If we're serious about curtailing future Columbines and Newtowns, everything - guns, commitment, culture - must be on the table...Increasing public safety almost always means restricting liberties. We made that trade after 9/11."
https://bit.ly/3LUZaiY
How completely detached from reality must you be to point to the massive increase in federal intrusion in our daily lives that happened post 9/11 as a model to follow? What an asshole.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (i0wNm)
Gender-neutral licenses to illegal aliens!
Posted by: Zettai
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With automatic voter registration.
Posted by: Cicero
And automatic voting.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl)
Fun, fun, fun!!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:08
TY tcn. With this old decrepit body, don't know if I can last that long. LOL
I'm out of Gabapentin, didn't know it did that much good.
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM (55Qr6)
My right as a 29 year-old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 27, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)
I'd just get up, and walk out, with the parting shot: "If you want to cater to fags and trannys, then get all your blood from fags and trannys. Obviously, you don't need mine."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (7kPMd)
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Isn't he dead?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (xvdag)
Keep the packages out of sunlight. They won't make good movie props in 30 years if they're all faded.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:50 PM
And the date of the primary elections is still TBD!
Posted by: Zettai at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (/OeOS)
So if these fools want a rodeo, then we ought to get started.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2022 11:52 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 27, 2022 11:52 PM (i0wNm)
I can't stop giggling.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:49 PM
I just pictured a gang of Antifa soyboys against a single Samoan.
I can't imagine any of the soyboys being able to throw a head punch hard enough to even get the attention of a large Samoan!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:52 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:41 PM (bW8dp)
How do you get to 11 years old without ever checking for that?
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (xvdag)
Isn't he dead?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (xvdag)
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He got better,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)
Given how effeminate most of them look, they'll have sucked several cubic miles of cock before their sentence is up.
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And have extremely enlarged fartclams.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (2hil/)
I've ordered a another bunch of free bat flu tests from the USPS recently...
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Heh. Last visit to the VA, they gave me a test kit to bring home. The irony? On the package: 'Made in China'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (r0Wry)
Posted by: Hey-gas prices! What's up with that at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (WS6Pg)
Delusional doesn't begin to cover it,
View some of the vids of their "battles" with the Proud Boys. Larping doesn't even begin to describe them. They have no clue as to the culture that deems violence as an acceptable form of currency. That being said, I have no doubts that a very small number of ANTIFA are currently training for war. When they decide it's time, some of us will educate them on the definition of savage.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (VTlqx)
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:53 PM (2hil/)
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I'm 29 and I've never had hamster spit screening.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Splunge
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Unfortunately, we're not in charge to implement the solutions.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:55 PM (xvdag)
no shims, just a couple of stringers and some treads from home depot
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:55 PM (us2H3)
And now that trade has been weaponized against the citizenry.
Wrong again, Charlie. Get back in your grave.
Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2022 11:56 PM (5VnYR)
Blockading Portland and seizing all shipments of blue hair dye could be seen as an act of war.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 27, 2022 11:56 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 27, 2022 11:56 PM (m0zqP)
Because of compounding, that would produce a 50% population drop in a decade, if it continued.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 11:14 PM (bW8dp)
It is really bad because, like in any big office, the rule of thumb is that the square root of the work groups do half the work, and when monumentally stupid things happen, that small group realize they are employable elsewhere and quit, leaving the time servers and professional coffee makers behind to try to manage the load.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (xhaym)
Heh. Last visit to the VA, they gave me a test kit to bring home. The irony? On the package: 'Made in China'
Posted by: Mike Hammer
When you open it up it sends a signal to China just like the monolith on the Moon sent one to Jupiter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero
___
They may have screened for that at MEPS, but not sure.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (xvdag)
That's it. Just the one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 27, 2022 10:58 PM (bW8dp)
Try "157 Riverside Avenue". Good hard rocker, no BS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:57 PM (7kPMd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM
Obviously you have lived a very sheltered life!
Which is probably a good thing. I hear that test is mandatory if you are a green-haired gender binary person applying for a job to teach pre-schoolers about blow jobs.
OTOH, there is no hamster spit screening required to attend a MoMe!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Traditionally, dye was used to mark the fall of shot and correct aim.
Posted by: Miklos reds about WWII and stuff at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2022 11:54 PM (63Dwl)
he was trending that way and with TDS, it jsut keeps getting worse and worse
Cruz seemed to be able to right himself from TDS but I think it's just an act
he'll cut Trump loose as soon it's poltically viable
Posted by: REDACTED at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (us2H3)
I work in a rolling desk chair, which destroys carpet. I went through 3 of those plastic things with the spikes, which are a real pain to install and throw away, and finally did enough searching around to figure out that glass was the thing.
So I ordered a piece of tempered glass. But I wondered: is 1/4" thick enough? Should I order something thicker? They had something on the site to tell you how much weight your piece would hold. Turned out it was 5,000 lbs. Even the blubberbeast in the earlier thread wouldn't break it.
Posted by: Splunge at May 27, 2022 11:59 PM (2hil/)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2022 11:16 PM (Ovlks)
Maybe its British Columbia. Sounds like inland from Vancouver Island.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)
I saw a small white dude make a Samoan back down once.
Of course, the small white dude had been out cutting firewood, so he grabbed the chain saw out of the back of his truck and fired it up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:01 AM (bW8dp)
Yeah, that one is okay too.
Pretty much everything after "You Can Tune a Piano But Can't Tuna Fish" is completely unlistenable... like maybe they were covering rejected Donny Osmond songs or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:03 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Margaret Mead, prison toy at May 28, 2022 12:03 AM (5VnYR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2022 11:51 PM (7kPMd)
Nowadays, I could see you being arrested for a hate crime if you made that statement.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: There is no such thing as hate speech; speech is either free speech or speech that is actionable. There is no such thing as hate crimes; and act is a crime or it is not a crime. As free people, we are allowed to hate and no amount of social engineering can change that. Make me not hate Dem politicians like Nancy Lugosi or Joe Bribem. C'mon, I dare you.
I'll also add this bon mot: 'Social Justice' is neither social nor justice.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:03 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:04 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:04 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: 80s kid Miklos at May 28, 2022 12:04 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:05 AM (xvdag)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 28, 2022 12:06 AM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:07 AM (sm7HI)
The results of the experiment were a 'startling conclusion'.
8:36 AM · May 27, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 27, 2022 11:33 PM (MFZ8i)
If you have an hour and a half, you can listen to Huberman Lab podcast about anger and rage. Studies and experiments on mice show that aggression can be turned on by brain stimulation, and Dr. Andrew Huberman discusses what that means and the pathways
https://youtu.be/RBK5KLA5Jjg
(he also has audio only versions on podcast servers)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:07 AM (xhaym)
https://tinyurl.com/99zpc3yk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:08 AM (xvdag)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:09 AM (xvdag)
And now I need to go heat up a slice of pizza, because your post made me all hungry for Italian food.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:09 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:10 AM (ldL4g)
___
Ban social media.
Problem solved.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:10 AM (xvdag)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Atsa spicy meata balla!
Posted by: Miklosepino at May 28, 2022 12:11 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Miklos sez socialist, commie, whatevs at May 28, 2022 12:12 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:00 AM (xhaym)
Vancouver Island has snow-capped mountains, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 12:12 AM (dIf3B)
Posted by: teh Barrel at May 28, 2022 12:13 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 28, 2022 12:10 AM (xvdag)
I signed up for Anti-Social media. What problem?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 12:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos with Admiration and Warnings at May 28, 2022 12:14 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at May 28, 2022 12:15 AM (PPUO1)
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Nice link, thnx SMH
Excerpt:
“Instead of running from the threat, she engaged with the threat and saved several lives last night,” Charleston Police Department Chief of Detectives Tony Hazelett said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 12:16 AM (Kawbo)
Posted by: Miklosian Rules of Order at May 28, 2022 12:16 AM (WS6Pg)
https://tinyurl.com/99zpc3yk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
there was a birthday party and/or a graduation party that he was shooting at ...
Posted by: Adriane the Pointing out the Oblivious Critic ... at May 28, 2022 12:18 AM (okV1R)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 28, 2022 12:20 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 28, 2022 12:20 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Miklosian Rules of Order
So we're all Montgomery Scott now ???
Posted by: Adriane the Pointing out the Oblivious Critic ... at May 28, 2022 12:20 AM (okV1R)
I dissolved them in a pint of water, and added about a half of a teaspoon of boraxo and more water, and made hand soap for the hand soap pumper. It does an amazingly good job on dirt that gets in the seams of my hands, and is easier to use than straight boraxo.
The down side is it looks like snot.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 12:24 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 28, 2022 12:25 AM (KATBx)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Joe Biden falsely claimed he “was appointed to the [Naval] Academy in 1965” while speaking to Naval Academy graduates today.
Biden graduated from the University of Delaware in 1965, making that impossible.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl)
--------
He just saw Top Gun and he thought he was Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:27 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2022 12:31 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Theodore at May 28, 2022 12:31 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 28, 2022 12:32 AM (CGown)
Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2022 11:05 PM (55Qr6)
You may or may not have it, and honestly, it isn't something that's going to kill you. Go get the biopsy, find out for sure, and if you have it, get it seeded and go home and enjoy the next 30 or 40 years.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2022 11:08 PM (LOVUx)
Unless you don't seek treatment early, in which case, you will have a LOT of pain when you pee at the end of your (shortened) life.
I'd tell you to ask my dad about that, but he passed away from voluntarily untreated prostate cancer in early March. He had MANY years to address it, but chose not to.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 28, 2022 12:33 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Miklosian Privacy and Logic LLC at May 28, 2022 12:38 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 12:38 AM (PeGv7)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:48 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 12:52 AM (XG2Fi)
Maybe I am weird, but when the bar soap gets small I find it easy to wet it and the new bar and press them together for a little bit while soaping and they meld together. Then just proceed to use the new bar normally till it gets small. The money saved is not anything but it feels useful to use up the whole thing and it takes practically zero effort.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:53 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 27, 2022 11:09 PM (xvdag)
Not for where I'm sitting. Eventually we will see our enemy driven before us and hear the lamentation of their women. Not gonna miss that, hell no, and if I'm too old I'll still be able to watch all the swinging Mussolini's and Ceausescu's on TV, flick beer caps at the screen and giggle myself to sleep.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2022 12:54 AM (rzOL9)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:53 AM (3/XaG)
I do the same thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:55 AM (VwHCD)
@RNCResearch
Joe Biden falsely claimed he “was appointed to the [Naval] Academy in 1965” while speaking to Naval Academy graduates today.
What was his rank, piece of shit first class?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2022 12:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 12:48 AM (3/XaG)
Honestly, I don't care if FJB died while crapping in his diapers/on the toilet. The oppression is already cranked way up and will only get deliberately worse. So who cares how the fucker dies? I'm just worried when that happens, we get our second, and far worse, affirmative action president.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 12:59 AM (ldL4g)
ELIJAH SCHAFFER
@ElijahSchaffer
Ethan Klein of H3 Podcast calling for violence and provoking the public to "bomb" the NRA conference in Houston, TX
Video: twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1530405094256156677
9:26 PM · May 27, 2022
TheQuartering (Humble Bean Merchant)
@TheQuartering ·7h
Um... is Ethan Klein livestreaming telling people to go shoot guns outside politicians homes right now??? Um... 51 minutes in approximately. He asked something like is it bad advice to tell people to shoot up in the air at Ted Cruz place?
Video: twitter.com/TotalBSNetwork/status/1530299426605912064
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 28, 2022 01:00 AM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 28, 2022 01:03 AM (bUGMk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2022 01:04 AM (3kpeI)
This year I bought seed potatoes instead of using the ones that sprouted over the winter in the bin, I am hoping they turn out better this year
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 01:05 AM (xhaym)
I don't have to buy hand soap for the sink this way.
I sound like Household Hints by Heloise.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 01:08 AM (xhaym)
This year I bought seed potatoes instead of using the ones that sprouted over the winter in the bin, I am hoping they turn out better this year
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2022 01:05 AM (xhaym)
Yeah, we could do squash and pumpkins, but i am more likely to eat beans and radish. I used seed potatoes, Russets. I want to buy some 'mater and pepper plants, and plant them in a bed next to the south wall of the house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 01:08 AM (PeGv7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2022 01:12 AM (XG2Fi)
One product. No need for a shelf-full of prissy primping products for good grooming. Stick of Old Spice "Fresh", and I'm good to go.
Oh, and 'lectric toofbrush and toofpaste on the shelf in the shower. Can scrub my teef and foam like a rabid dog, all with continual rinsage.
Don't start your day without it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:15 AM (QzJWU)
I got the pleasant news that a test showed I have "a 56
% chance of a biopsy showing prostate cancer". Huh, I was too sunned to ask how accurate the biopsies are? Anyone know?
I am not a doctor, but I heard a doctor on Starting Strength podcast, talking about how European medical standards don't use the same metric in the US. Give it a listen.
Combine the link due to AoSHQ dumb url policy
https://soundcloud.com/
startingstrength/
psa-and-rethinking-prostate-health-with-dr-joseph-busch
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 28, 2022 01:15 AM (pCXlW)
Posted by: Jif at May 28, 2022 01:16 AM (r0Wry)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:21 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at May 28, 2022 01:24 AM (Bd6X8)
Beer. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:21 AM (U2p+3)
This is startlingly close to approaching the threshold of math on this blog.
This is shit with which I shall not put!
*pours bourbon*. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:24 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:26 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 28, 2022 01:27 AM (BP3/z)
Posted by: Lithpy nor'easter at May 28, 2022 01:28 AM (l0mb7)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2022 01:30 AM (ZLI7S)
Any dinner with either son, surely trumps the pithiest ONT comment. And damn well it should.
That includes t'mater soup n' grilled cheese sammiches. Or ramen. Hell, a bowl of popcorn.
Hold fast to those sons of yours. Because ALL the reasons.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:32 AM (QzJWU)
I don't have to buy hand soap for the sink this way.
Dunno. I have no issues. I like regular basic Irish Spring old school bars, the kind where you get like 12 for five dollars, so maybe the more modern\fancy types don't work for that.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2022 01:32 AM (3/XaG)
"We need to make as much of an investment protecting our children as the American people do in protecting you! You spare no expense buying every weapon known to man, buying every metal detector known to man, every modern convenience at your disposal, to protect you!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
He's the lt. governor of NC. A very good man. Meanwhile, our weak-sister governor, Roy Cooper, endorsed an "assault" rifle ban. One is a Republican, the other is a Dem who wants to be president.
Posted by: mrp at May 28, 2022 01:33 AM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Blanco
-------
Heh. Narragansett beer = horth pith
----
Doctor to rather busty teen: "Big breaths."
Teen: "Yeth, and I'm only thirteen."
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2022 01:39 AM (YHRM/)
Oh, and 'lectric toofbrush and toofpaste on the shelf in the shower. Can scrub my teef and foam like a rabid dog, all with continual rinsage.
Don't start your day without it!
Jim
We are HIRING
Posted by: Ladies of The Villages at May 28, 2022 01:42 AM (WS6Pg)
Beer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2022 01:21 AM (U2p+3)
460 Three words.
Beer.
Pithy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Ummm... I snagged the other two
Posted by: Moderately Guilty Miklos at May 28, 2022 01:43 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 28, 2022 01:43 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: NC Dems at May 28, 2022 01:44 AM (r0Wry)
Sorry. I'm overqualified, and must decline the offer.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 28, 2022 01:45 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: mrp
This time, we're out
Posted by: Duke Power, previous Dem Funder at May 28, 2022 01:45 AM (WS6Pg)
----
Haven't heard that name in a long while.
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 01:45 AM (qfLjt)
muh feelz. Ignorance of firearms, as well as numerous other phobias, helps my narcissistic tendencies regarding power and control. I'm clearly mentally unstable, just not like the Ramos.
Posted by: Gun-grabbing Douche at May 28, 2022 01:47 AM (BOJAx)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2022 01:53 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 28, 2022 02:12 AM (IEa8U)
Posted by: Ciampino
Down the rabbit hole, or in my case, the entire warren of Utube music. Interesting version of When the Levee Breaks, one of my favorite Zeppelin songs. Can't call it a cover because John Paul Jones is one of the many musicians on it. Derek Trucks nails it.
https://tinyurl.com/2s4ypjv2
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:21 AM (VTlqx)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:21 AM (VTlqx)
Uhm, Led Zep's version was a cover.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 02:27 AM (ldL4g)
I streamlined the Underwear Gnome best business practices steps to one: profit
Posted by: David Hashtag Hoggy at May 28, 2022 02:29 AM (BOJAx)
Posted by: pookysgirl, running off into the night at May 28, 2022 02:34 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: RickZ
True, as were a number of their other songs, but Zeppelin owned them.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:49 AM (VTlqx)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 02:49 AM (VTlqx)
There's a lot of bands out there who owned the covers they did. Three that spring to mind are 'I Fought The Law' by The Clash, Humble Pie's 'I Don't Need No Doctor' and Joan Jett's 'I Love Rock 'n Roll'. I'm sure there's a ton of other excellent covers. One could say The Manfred Mann Band owns 'Blinded By The Light'; I really like that version a helluva lot more than Springsteen's.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2022 03:08 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 03:19 AM (VTlqx)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 03:25 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at May 28, 2022 03:28 AM (VTlqx)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Here in Las Cruces it is 78 degrees outside on the patio, a perfect night for very cold beer and a Steve Earle playlist murmuring away which is forcing me to think about the desert, the West, and God.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2022 03:43 AM (2mSQi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2022 03:44 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 03:48 AM (EcL99)
That their plan.
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2022 03:48 AM (2JoB8)
So lovely. I spoke with my son up in Bellingham who is finishing up on a Bachelor's degree at Western Washington State University as I live in New Mexico. He started out there a green horn at life there, causing me much distress. Today I can report he has figured out what it means to be all growed up. I am not quite ready to let go but this makes thinking about this much easier.
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2022 03:49 AM (2mSQi)
Posted by: Lost In Space at May 28, 2022 03:56 AM (2mSQi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2022 03:44 AM (sAmhv)
More like that, mocked here:
nitter.net/redsteeze
Thank you, sports team.
nitter.net/Yankees
Each year, more than 4,100 Latinx people die from gun violence in the U.S. and 13,300 are shot and wounded.
May 27, 2022
Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 03:57 AM (EcL99)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 03:58 AM (EcL99)
Posted by: Ciampino at May 28, 2022 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: m
Yall's be lazy
Posted by: Aspiring Welfare Queen Miklos at May 28, 2022 04:00 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Gramma Miklos at May 28, 2022 04:01 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: Bond Villain Miklos at May 28, 2022 04:04 AM (WS6Pg)
Posted by: m at May 28, 2022 04:05 AM (EcL99)
Posted by: Mike at May 28, 2022 09:54 AM (I2Avu)
It seems the snowy Iranian mountains are "Lake Tahoe Basin Mgmt. Unit, South Lake Tahoe, California, USA", about 150 miles from San Francisco. That's about only 90 seconds at Mach 10.
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