Overly Elaborate Backyard Cafe

Annecy, France
Ilhan1107

Well-mannered dog doesn't want to make you feel weird by staring at your food. At least, not when you're looking at him.

Kitten enjoys jumping out to scare boy.

Squirrel enjoying a backyard slide.

Lucid swimming.

Two cool soccer goals achieved by trickeration: the Phantom Striker and the Okey-Dokey Pokey.

The rescuers.

Owlkitty Park.

Dog taking care of her puppies, who are ducklings.

Company dropped by for breakfast.

Dogs just want to help.

The Transformers aesthetic comes to yacht design. Note it's just a design; it's a CGI video.

Monkey buffet.

The Falcon...

Let's fly 🤯😮😇#wednesdaythought #skydiving #mountainview #randomfacts2022 pic.twitter.com/gnWNWbP5RP
— RANDOM FACTS (@RANDOMFACTS2022) May 25, 2022

...and Captain America:

Training...pic.twitter.com/WSSGuWomLV
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 24, 2022

He's talented by chance? 😂pic.twitter.com/FuX0XVsVjq
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 25, 2022

Love it 👏👏😂pic.twitter.com/eaiUJnnpAD
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 24, 2022

OMG OMGpic.twitter.com/4m13zceEm3
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 24, 2022

Genius! pic.twitter.com/doII43OqAX
— Figen (@TheFigen) May 24, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM

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1 Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 25, 2022 07:44 PM (AiZBA)

2 Hello?

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 25, 2022 07:47 PM (rbKZ6)

3 Ace is taking the AOS time machine out for another spin.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:50 PM (krQz2)

4 I thank we've been cut off from the main pack. We're vulnerable now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 07:50 PM (0fVbu)

5 I under nooded though

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 07:50 PM (0fVbu)

6 The Nood Below

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 07:51 PM (Xrfse)

7 I for one welcome our new Timelords.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:51 PM (krQz2)

8 Underboob >> Under Nood

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:52 PM (krQz2)

9
Stealth nood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 07:52 PM (/U27+)

10 Keeping everyone on their toes I see.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2022 07:52 PM (tmnVU)

11 Squirrel!!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 07:52 PM (BFigT)

12 At least it's not side-nood.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

13
Squirrel!!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 25, 2022 07:52 PM (BFigT)

_________

On it, boss!

Posted by: Delilah at May 25, 2022 07:54 PM (/U27+)

14 Love It should have been longer

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 07:54 PM (2JoB8)

15 Overly Elaborate Sneaky UnderNood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - grateful for WWV ! at May 25, 2022 07:55 PM (+o2yA)

16 Don't think ever had a SideBar nood
Ideas?

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 07:55 PM (2JoB8)

17 UPDATE: Chris [Stirewalt] is joining the endlessly talented George Will and others at Nexstar's NewsNation as Senior Politics Editor where he will help build the network into a 24/7 nonpartisan news source.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Worse fairy story ever.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 07:55 PM (krQz2)

18 Picture would be a good puzzle

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)

19 Over, Under Sideways Nood.

Posted by: Alternate History Yardbirds. at May 25, 2022 07:56 PM (krQz2)

20 talented by chance?

Who's rape defense was "my dick just fell into her"?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 07:57 PM (0mUYx)

21 I think those fellas training are Poles.

Back in the deep dark memories of my youth, I remember the FFL were always very good at obstacle courses and times for completion and all that jazz. Fort Sherman in Panama comes to mind and I remember a platoon of Legionnaires had the record for some time for completing the obstacle course located at the Jungle Warfare School there many moons ago.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2022 07:58 PM (R/m4+)

22 The undernood

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 07:59 PM (rd+Bu)

23
That darn squirrel wrecked the whole yard!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 07:59 PM (LiLHa)

24
Meatloaf and Cajun fried potatoes for dinner. Good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 07:59 PM (/U27+)

25 Please do not point out this unfortunate mixup in the space-time-post continuum to Ace, lest ye be mocked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

26 I have a beautiful ceramic hand-painted wall clock in my kitchen that I bought on that very street in Annecy. It's one of my prized possessions, due mostly to the fact that I was able to get it back home without breaking it.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 25, 2022 08:00 PM (rbKZ6)

27 I wonder what that snake just swallowed? That's a pretty sizable lump it has.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 08:01 PM (ZLI7S)

28 Coons sure are cute...but deadly.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 08:01 PM (krQz2)

29
The "weather" channel is telling me ticks are super extra mega deadly, this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:04 PM (LiLHa)

30 UPDATE: Chris [Stirewalt] is joining the endlessly talented George Will and others at Nexstar's NewsNation as Senior Politics Editor where he will help build the network into a 24/7 nonpartisan news source.

Well, that's a surprise. George Will is still alive?

Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2022 08:04 PM (nfrXX)

31 I can't believe y'all are hiding down here!
Do you not like me?
*pouts*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 08:05 PM (kf6Ak)

32 Lotta work to feed a squirrel.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

33
Well, that's a surprise. George Will is still alive?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2022 08:04 PM (nfrXX)

___________

He's one of those Washington institutions like Mark Russell or David Gergen that you thought died years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 08:07 PM (/U27+)

34 nurse, PNW MoMe is right around the corner!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:08 PM (r77w6)

35
Everyone's a-nooding.

Noodin' here, noodin' there.

Nobondy knows where to go.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:08 PM (LiLHa)

36
Do you not like me?
*pouts*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 08:05 PM (kf6Ak)

__________

*frozen smile*

Oh. You're here. How nice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 08:08 PM (/U27+)

37 Gonna be a slow night.

Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 08:08 PM (E0NVW)

38 Pain in the ass to reload the squirrel feeder.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2022 08:10 PM (5p7BC)

39
Harry Nillson sang a song about this very thing. It goes like this:

Everybody's noodin' at me
I don't hear a word they're saying...

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:10 PM (LiLHa)

40 vmom, come sit with me.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:10 PM (r77w6)

41 OT I am ashamed to say I use Chrome. Just lazy, I guess, and they're all evil anyway. I get an Updates Available, restart to update notice, click, and the screen went white. Tried to shut down, looked for the good ol' reset pin hole (doesn't have it) and said Shit, I just bought this a few months ago. Finally laid on the power off button for a good twenty seconds, it shut down, and I restarted with no issues.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:11 PM (lz5hY)

42
Now we have two semi-dead threads.
And everyone will just wait until the next nood comes along to get back on track.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:11 PM (LiLHa)

43 My anaconda don’t want none, hun….

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 08:12 PM (P8k+X)

44
I will do my best to keep this thread semi-dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 08:12 PM (/U27+)

45 Cool thing I got to do last weekend on my relay team. I got to be the one who ran from Connecticut into Rhode Island and from Rhode Island into Massachusetts.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2022 08:13 PM (5p7BC)

46 One of these days I'm gonna cash out all this stuff, find a room with a balcony over looking the ocean in Italy and drop dead sitting at an outdoor café drinking wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:14 PM (r77w6)

47 40 vmom, come sit with me.
Posted by: Ben Had

Yay!
*smishes Ben Had*
*steps on Hadrian's toes*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 08:15 PM (kf6Ak)

48 Good evening, horde!

We had a quarterly town hall at work today, and these are my main takeaways:

1. "Ask" is now a noun.
2. "Solution" is now a verb.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

49 Many can't find the Cafe, maybe don't know what a undernood is
Hope everyone finds it eventually and has a good evening.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2022 08:17 PM (2JoB8)

50 *looks through the brush and takes about 5 mins setting up his shotgun. Hears a rustle*
Clever ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 08:17 PM (08ncd)

51 Dave in Fla holds up sign for JackStraw--Dave was here!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:17 PM (r77w6)

52 48 Good evening, horde!

We had a quarterly town hall at work today, and these are my main takeaways:

1. "Ask" is now a noun.
2. "Solution" is now a verb.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

'Idiot' is evergreen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 08:17 PM (08ncd)

53
1. "Ask" is now a noun.
2. "Solution" is now a verb.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

_________

It's stuff like this that makes me happy I no longer go into the office.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 08:17 PM (/U27+)

54 Oh, you are right Bed Had, should have left a sign for Jack

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2022 08:18 PM (5p7BC)

55 Ben Had, that sounds like heaven. I'll be on the next balcony over.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 08:18 PM (OX9vb)

56 Wow... score... finally found a couple of HandyMen who actually know what the hell they are doing. Little more expensive... but a couple of White Guys, Vets.... who have a work ethic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 08:19 PM (oHd/0)

57 The "weather" channel is telling me ticks are super extra mega deadly, this year.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:04 PM (LiLHa)

TWC is a fear peddler.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 08:19 PM (P8k+X)

58 You never know where the noods will appear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 25, 2022 08:19 PM (u73oe)

59 56 Wow... score... finally found a couple of HandyMen who actually know what the hell they are doing. Little more expensive... but a couple of White Guys, Vets.... who have a work ethic.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2022 08:19 PM (oHd/0)

Congrats. Honest handyment- like mechanics- are pearls of great price.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 08:20 PM (08ncd)

60 April, Salud, dear Lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:20 PM (r77w6)

61 Hadrian, I work at home. But attendance was strongly encouraged.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

62 >>> OT I am ashamed to say I use Chrome. Just lazy, I guess, and they're all evil anyway. I get an Updates Available, restart to update notice, click, and the screen went white. Tried to shut down, looked for the good ol' reset pin hole (doesn't have it) and said Shit, I just bought this a few months ago. Finally laid on the power off button for a good twenty seconds, it shut down, and I restarted with no issues.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:11 PM (lz5hY)

Brave works pretty well for me on my pc and phone.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 08:21 PM (0fVbu)

63 The GOTV has started at BLM-backing ESPN. It has been 25 minutes of gun control, Russia, Britney Griner, etc.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 08:21 PM (P8k+X)

64 Cool thing I got to do last weekend on my relay team. I got to be the one who ran from Connecticut into Rhode Island and from Rhode Island into Massachusetts.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 25, 2022 08:13 PM (5p7BC)
--------
And that was one continuous leg that lasted 5 minutes, right?

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe 2022! at May 25, 2022 08:22 PM (aeePL)

65 Handyment? You know what I mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 08:22 PM (08ncd)

66 I drove from MA to CT and saw some MA license plates yesterday. There was no running involved.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)

67 Squirrel enjoying a backyard slide

Shoot the fucking squirrel I've got Terminex coming tomorrow to get mine.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2022 08:22 PM (rV/29)

68 One of these days I'm gonna cash out all this stuff, find a room with a balcony over looking the ocean in Italy and drop dead sitting at an outdoor café drinking wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:14 PM

Wild hogs gonna be a little thin on the ground there, I'd imagine.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2022 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

69 I keep seeing the "nood" signal on the last thread, went out and refreshed the home page, couldn't figure out why the last thread kept coming up and going back into the last thread convinced that the nood thread wasn't up yet.

Or was swallowed up by the internet bots.

Then it finally dawned on me to look downthread on the home page, and lo-and-behold, there was the nood thread!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at May 25, 2022 08:22 PM (xxG/v)

70 I guess you're talking about chrome OS though.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 08:23 PM (0fVbu)

71 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:11 PM (lz5hY)

Brave works pretty well for me on my pc and phone.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 08:21 PM (0fVbu)

Seconded on Brave. I use it on the home PC and it really cuts down on ads (like no ads on youtube for example.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 08:23 PM (08ncd)

72 Duncanthrax, at that point I just want to watch the world go by for a little while and then check out. I'll leave the hogs for the feral packs of starving citizens.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:24 PM (r77w6)

73 Sounds like heaven Ben Had.

Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 08:25 PM (E0NVW)

74 Wild hogs gonna be a little thin on the ground there, I'd imagine.
---------------------
In the northern mountains I'd imagine but there are boars in Italy.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 08:26 PM (yikp0)

75 I'm going to keep using IE until they rip it from my cold dead bytes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:27 PM (r77w6)

76 70 Yep. Actually, I have few complaints. They update their stuff and do a pretty good job blocking ads. This little episode was just off the wall, thought something like a virus scrubbed everything. Now it's running fine, and I don't have all those little notices going in the bottom LH corner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:28 PM (lz5hY)

77 76 70 Yep. Actually, I have few complaints. They update their stuff and do a pretty good job blocking ads. This little episode was just off the wall, thought something like a virus scrubbed everything. Now it's running fine, and I don't have all those little notices going in the bottom LH corner.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:28 PM (lz5hY)

Excellent, gentlemen.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at May 25, 2022 08:29 PM (08ncd)

78 77 Hey Bob, give me a heads up next time I go on eyeglass patrol. Sometimes I misplace them, and I know you're looking out for me.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:31 PM (lz5hY)

79 The "weather" channel is telling me ticks are super extra mega deadly, this year.

Ratchet up the fear factor. So, far, it's been highly successful.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 25, 2022 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

80 A little dab of ivermectin on that tick and it will die soonest.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:34 PM (r77w6)

81 Infidel, hugs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:35 PM (r77w6)

82 Good evening, all. Any word from Fenelon or her spouse?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2022 08:35 PM (4I/2K)

83 Putin's new yacht

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

84 Hadria, how long before you get a preg check for Delilah?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:38 PM (r77w6)

85 Casually slinks into the underground cafe.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 25, 2022 08:38 PM (a4EWo)

86 Hope you are well Ben Had. Hugs back. Seems like we have tough days ahead.

Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 08:39 PM (E0NVW)

87 China Joe caressing another little girl; even Al Sharpton notices.

https://nitter.net/CaliforniaPanda/status/
1529566132532826112#m

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 08:40 PM (yikp0)

88 ESPN has no shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 08:40 PM (P8k+X)

89 Ticks spreading monkeypox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

90 DDS, a glorious good evening to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:40 PM (r77w6)

91
Speaking of Italy...

here's a very interesting documentary from 1944 about how the USA and the Allies stomped this shit out of Italy from the air. Excellent film footage and scenery.

https://youtu.be/Dm0bIZoJ36g?t=1215

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:41 PM (LiLHa)

92 80
A dab of ivermectin makes the tick drop dead
The tick drop dead
A dab of ivermectin makes the tick drop dead
In a most delightful way

Ministry of Truth skank on Twitter

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:42 PM (lz5hY)

93 Hey jackstraw....

Feelin' better about the state of the NY Rangers?

A little home cooking goes a long ways, does it not?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at May 25, 2022 08:42 PM (BgMrQ)

94 I wonder what that snake just swallowed? That's a pretty sizable lump it has.

Posted by: JackStraw

Well ... there was a lot of screaming. And an empty space in the canoe ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pointing out the Oblivious Critic ... at May 25, 2022 08:43 PM (okV1R)

95 Infidel, I do believe it is going to get a lot worse. What I do know is that you and I are self sufficient survivors.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:44 PM (r77w6)

96
"Formation flying. A game of follow the leader. The squadron leader. He navigates; makes the decisions.

You follow. Wingtip to wingtip.

He turns. You turn.
He climbs. You climb."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:44 PM (LiLHa)

97 Ben Had *fist bump*

Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2022 08:45 PM (E0NVW)

98
So how are we supposed to get word of Fen?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:45 PM (LiLHa)

99 We wait. I doubt we'll hear anything today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 25, 2022 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

100 46 One of these days I'm gonna cash out all this stuff, find a room with a balcony over looking the ocean in Italy and drop dead sitting at an outdoor café drinking wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:14 PM (r77w6)
Don't be in no big hurry. You still have people to bless. People you don't even know yet.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 08:46 PM (0OP+5)

101 Cheers, Ben Had, I love your Italian exit strategy, I can't think of a better way to go.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 25, 2022 08:46 PM (a4EWo)

102 Eromero, would the handicapped gentleman you helped the other day come to the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:48 PM (r77w6)

103 46 One of these days I'm gonna cash out all this stuff, find a room with a balcony over looking the ocean in Italy and drop dead sitting at an outdoor café drinking wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:14 PM (r77w6)

In THIS housing market? It is to dream!
s/

Posted by: DaisyB at May 25, 2022 08:48 PM (Hswbs)

104 Ben Had, that dream of Italy is shared with a friend of mine in Erie. He wanted to retire and move down to the "heel", find a similar living accomodation, get around on a scooter and have a little Fiat for the rare rain days. Guy got married for the third time, that idea went out the window and his wife only talks about Florida.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 25, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY)

105 The Little Nood that Could

Posted by: 29Victor at May 25, 2022 08:50 PM (BJKQV)

106 Why do people go to the trouble to put such remarkably shitty music with these videos?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2022 08:51 PM (KFhLj)

107
Hadrian, how long before you get a preg check for Delilah?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:38 PM (r77w6)

__________

She goes in for an ultrasound next week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 08:53 PM (/U27+)

108 PetCo, PetSmart & Chewey.com are all out of our dog's food. It's nothing fancy, it's Purina Salmon somethingchow. Someone at one of the stores said that Purina can't get the salmon to make the dogfood.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 25, 2022 08:53 PM (BJKQV)

109 just watched cowboy bebop s1e1.

good stuff. i like.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 08:54 PM (UgAdJ)

110 >>> "Formation flying. A game of follow the leader. The squadron leader. He navigates; makes the decisions.

You follow. Wingtip to wingtip.

He turns. You turn.
He climbs. You climb."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 08:44 PM (LiLHa)

It can't work that way though. In formation flying everyone has significantly different control inputs and paths. For any pitch roll yaw your position in the formation dictates how your path must vary to provide the illusion of a solid body moving.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 08:55 PM (0fVbu)

111
Someone at one of the stores said that Purina can't get the salmon to make the dogfood.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 25, 2022 08:53 PM

commercial fishing boats run on (wait for it) DIESEL

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2022 08:55 PM (ENBF0)

112 Hi Bif!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:55 PM (r77w6)

113 you could try Taste of the Wild Pacific Stream Grain-Free Dry Dog Food. Chewy has it. It's salmon based.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 25, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)

114
PetCo, PetSmart & Chewey.com are all out of our dog's food. It's nothing fancy, it's Purina Salmon somethingchow. Someone at one of the stores said that Purina can't get the salmon to make the dogfood.
Posted by: 29Victor at May 25, 2022 08:53 PM (BJKQV)

__________

We feed Purina One Skin and Coat, which is salmon-based. We haven't had any great problem getting it recently, but two years ago couldn't get any for love or money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 08:57 PM (/U27+)

115 AltonJackson, the hell you say-who'd a thunk it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:57 PM (r77w6)

116 Someone at one of the stores said that Purina can't get the salmon to make the dogfood.
Posted by: 29Victor

I make my dog's food, with salmon, because his allergies are so severe. The grocery was out of salmon a couple of weeks ago--I about panicked. Found it at another. But, so far, that was the only time I had trouble finding it. Local store is usually well stocked with it.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

117 Hi Bif!!!
Posted by: Ben Had

howdy doo, Ben Had!

wish i were in east tx. bought to wash away off here in north 'bama.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 09:00 PM (UgAdJ)

118 Is there a salmon Spam?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2022 09:00 PM (4I/2K)

119 The Left hates babies and doggies and kittehs.

I fucking hate this timeline. I blame the large hadron super collider. That or the Mayans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)

120 A dog food company is marketing something called "rough greens" I guess they are trying to compete with Dynovite.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:00 PM (r77w6)

121 OT, when you run into leftists denying their "replacement theory" tell them to Google "browning of America."

Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at May 25, 2022 09:01 PM (0SrVS)

122 We feed Purina One Skin and Coat, which is salmon-based. We haven't had any great problem getting it recently, but two years ago couldn't get any for love or money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2022 08:57 PM (/U27+)

We hadn't had too much difficulty finding the one we get. Not until this week.

Posted by: 29Victor at May 25, 2022 09:01 PM (BJKQV)

123 Spammon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2022 09:02 PM (P8k+X)

124
Even more amazing is aviation was still new and they were sending up young "pilots" in WWI to fight the enemy in the air. They really had no idea what they were doing. But they learned fast. Or died. Sometimes both.

I'm still amazed they figured how to Time the machine gun with the engine and propeller blades.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 09:02 PM (LiLHa)

125 Spalmon.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 09:03 PM (yikp0)

126 Much better browndog. Yea, pretty amazing what playing on home ice will do for a team.

The Canes have not won a single away game during the playoffs. Unfortunately they have 2 of the final 3 games in Carolina.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 09:03 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Sootsayer, "Flyboys" was a very good movie about that very thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:04 PM (r77w6)

128 102 Eromero, would the handicapped gentleman you helped the other day come to the MoMe?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:48 PM (r77w6)
Can't travel.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 09:04 PM (0OP+5)

129 Also, WW1 planes' engines were lubricated with castor oil and the fumes gave the pilots the shits.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at May 25, 2022 09:05 PM (yikp0)

130 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2022 09:06 PM (+4oV5)

131 someone the other day was talking about sa,mon for dog chow. they got a metric shite ton wholesale from costco and a freezer and dame out ahead just preparing themselves for the dogo.

this and formula are gonna make thing sun stzu interesting real soon now.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 09:07 PM (UgAdJ)

132 A dog food company is marketing something called "rough greens" I guess they are trying to compete with Dynovite.
Posted by: Ben Had

Friskies is doing something similar for the indoor cats with their canned cat food.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 09:07 PM (c8pZY)

133 I remember my dad running castor oil in some of his boat racing engines.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:08 PM (r77w6)

134
OT, when you run into leftists denying their "replacement theory" tell them to Google "browning of America."
Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA)

I remember seeing Juan Williams on Fox gloating about it. He was proud to say that he would soon be the majority.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2022 09:08 PM (63Dwl)

135 Ladyl!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 09:08 PM (U2p+3)

136 120 A dog food company is marketing something called "rough greens" I guess they are trying to compete with Dynovite.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:00 PM (r77w6)
Pepper's been on Dinovite for probably half her life, now MadisonTheCat gets it too.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 09:08 PM (0OP+5)

137 Ben Had!!! Sweet lady, how are you? And what's this talk about cashing out and moving to Italy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 09:09 PM (U2p+3)

138 >>> I'm still amazed they figured how to Time the machine gun with the engine and propeller blades.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at May 25, 2022 09:02 PM (LiLHa)

That's why they'd always say, "rat-a-tat tat tat tat" really loud to help them time the shots.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 09:09 PM (0fVbu)

139 Ladyl!!! How are ya, Sunshine?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:09 PM (r77w6)

140 Also, WW1 planes' engines were lubricated with castor oil and the fumes gave the pilots the shits.
Posted by: andycanuck

Talk about dropping a bomb...

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 09:10 PM (c8pZY)

141 nurse, nothing but an old persons fantasy.

Miss you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:11 PM (r77w6)

142 Pepper eats her grass or clover outside, but Madison has to stay inside so we handfeed fresh grass to her one blade at a time. Spoiled cat.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 09:11 PM (0OP+5)

143 Gynovite! Sprinkle some on, you won't believe how happy your man will be!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at May 25, 2022 09:11 PM (0mUYx)

144 I feed vdoggeh mostly pork (with beef organs) coz it's cheap. Chicken would be cheaper but he's allergic.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 09:12 PM (kf6Ak)

145 Ben Had,
You could do it, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 25, 2022 09:12 PM (U2p+3)

146 I'm still amazed they figured how to Time the machine gun with the engine and propeller blades.
Posted by: Soothsayer

It's amazing how the bar moves with the propeller to keep the blades out of the way.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 09:12 PM (c8pZY)

147 Ben Had!!!

My most favoritist person!

I'm doing fine but miss you like crazy!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2022 09:13 PM (+4oV5)

148
I'm still amazed they figured how to Time the machine gun with the engine and propeller blades.
Posted by: Soothsayer
------

Geared to the engines, a mechanical link.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 09:14 PM (ZlD3b)

149 nurse, could but I have a couple of stellar horses that I need to keep my hand on. That is the thing about this life, you are always creating.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:15 PM (r77w6)

150 Time the machine gun

Saw an animation slow mo that showed the disconector, brilliant and simple.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of rat a tat tat at May 25, 2022 09:16 PM (0mUYx)

151 Does dynovite work?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 09:16 PM (kf6Ak)

152 148
I'm still amazed they figured how to Time the machine gun with the engine and propeller blades.
Posted by: Soothsayer
------

Geared to the engines, a mechanical link.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 09:14 PM (ZlD3b)
Timing is literally 'everything'.

Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5)

153 >>> That's why they'd always say, "rat-a-tat tat tat tat" really loud to help them time the shots.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 09:09 PM (0fVbu)

>>> Geared to the engines, a mechanical link.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2022 09:14 PM (ZlD3b)

I've heard it both ways
https://youtu.be/JE1fzk-4TJk

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 09:18 PM (0fVbu)

154 Ladyl, how was Buc-ee's?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:19 PM (r77w6)

155 Why do people go to the trouble to put such remarkably shitty music with these videos?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

It's royalty free.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 25, 2022 09:20 PM (IEa8U)

156 vmom, never tried it. You might add buttermilk to your pup's diet.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:21 PM (r77w6)

157 I'm more amazed they fired through the props for a while.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at May 25, 2022 09:21 PM (08ncd)

158 /off NSA sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 09:21 PM (08ncd)

159 Ladyl, how was Buc-ee's?
Posted by: Ben Had

where in the heck did all those people come from and where are they all going?

sheesh! they even need more damned gas pumps.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 09:22 PM (UgAdJ)

160 I cannot go into too much detail, because we do not know much.

My bride is having issues with balance, vertigo, headaches and such. We saw a neurologist this morning. he answered some questions, opened up others. He seems to be a guy "on the spectrum" as they say, but he explained what has to happen next.

Don't tell her I am telling y'all this. But I think we could do with some prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 09:22 PM (x8Wzq)

161 They tried the machine guns without the timing, but it didn't work out. By the 99th prototype, they decided to tackle the propeller shattering a different way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 25, 2022 09:23 PM (f8jdA)

162 Top bit at Insty:

https://tinyurl.com/47dhp6ky

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 25, 2022 09:23 PM (08ncd)

163 Prayers for you and your bride, Pug.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 25, 2022 09:24 PM (5HBd1)

164 Pug Mahon, prayers up. god bless and a speedy recovery.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 09:24 PM (UgAdJ)

165 Pug, prayers ascending. Vertigo is an unmitigated bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:24 PM (r77w6)

166 He seems to be a guy "on the spectrum" as they say, but he explained what has to happen next.

As neurologists tend to be.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 25, 2022 09:26 PM (f8jdA)

167 >>Top bit at Insty:

>>https://tinyurl.com/47dhp6ky

>>*types* *deletes*

If people are still wondering who is really running our country they need look no further than the WEF.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

168 OT, but this seems like big news:

Law enforcement didn't enter the Uvalde school until 90 minutes after the shooting started. Funny how that hasn't been mentioned before.

http://bitly.ws/rImG

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 09:29 PM (sWM8x)

169 As neurologists tend to be.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 25, 2022 09:26 PM (f8jdA)

He seemed to annoy Mrs Mahon, but he was very informative. he has other things set up to figure out what's going on. We'll get through this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

170 The Once and Future Under Nood

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 09:32 PM (OaZlZ)

171 My bride is having issues with balance, vertigo, headaches and such. We saw a neurologist this morning. he answered some questions, opened up others. He seems to be a guy "on the spectrum" as they say, but he explained what has to happen next.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Prayers up Pug. My wife suffered from the same cluster of ailments. No one could help until we found the right guys at Cleveland Clinic. There can be multiple and seemingly unconnected causes.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 09:32 PM (ifHdv)

172 Prayers for Mrs. Mahon, Pug.

And, I'm off to the bookshelf to find my next read, and off to bed.

Good night, horde. Prayers for all of youse.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at May 25, 2022 09:34 PM (OX9vb)

173 Seriously confused here. What is the current thread?

And did we ever get news on Fen?

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2022 09:34 PM (cTCuP)

174 Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

Those people at the WEF are just batshit crazy, and evil to boot. Why Soros still draws a breath is just amazing to me.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2022 09:35 PM (6Ino6)

175 Does dynovite work?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 09:16 PM (kf6Ak)
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It worked for our pups.

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 09:35 PM (OaZlZ)

176 There can be multiple and seemingly unconnected causes.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2022 09:32 PM (ifHdv)

I think that this is what is going on here. It's not just some thing with one part of the brain, or whatever. But I think we have right neurologist to help us though this.

My bride is impatient. I need to be her patient part.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

177 Seriously confused here. What is the current thread?

And did we ever get news on Fen?
Posted by: creeper

You're soaking in it.

Not yet.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at May 25, 2022 09:37 PM (c8pZY)

178 168 OT, but this seems like big news:
---
My language was imprecise. The shooter was barricaded in a classroom, and it was 90 minutes before law enforcement entered. They may have been in the building well before that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 09:37 PM (sWM8x)

179 Pug, a part you will perform to perfection.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:37 PM (r77w6)

180 just watched cowboy bebop s1e1.

good stuff. i like.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at May 25, 2022 08:54 PM (UgAdJ)
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I've been considering that series...

Posted by: Axeman at May 25, 2022 09:38 PM (OaZlZ)

181 >>Those people at the WEF are just batshit crazy, and evil to boot. Why Soros still draws a breath is just amazing to me.

They are so convinced of their superiority and ability to rule the world and create utopia on earth it's beyond creepy. These are the kind of people kill millions to implement their vision and are convinced of their righteousness.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2022 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)

182 Thanks, rickb. Company distracted me for a while.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2022 09:41 PM (cTCuP)

183 One of these days I'm gonna cash out all this stuff, find a room with a balcony over looking the ocean in Italy and drop dead sitting at an outdoor café drinking wine.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 08:14 PM (r77w6)

Fall of 2020 I was planning on being on the beach in Uruguay drinking Pisco and coffee.
Go now, at least for a visit, before . . . Whatever the Fu** they decide to stomp us with next.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 09:41 PM (xhaym)

184 Law enforcement didn't enter the Uvalde school until 90 minutes after the shooting started. Funny how that hasn't been mentioned before.

Shit. Folks, if you've been counting on the government to protect you, I have some bad news for you.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 25, 2022 09:42 PM (nfrXX)

185 159 Ladyl, how was Buc-ee's?
Posted by: Ben Had

Ben Had--Buc-ee's was all I could hope for and more! Bought a hat, sugared pecans, hot sauce, barbecue rub, 2 kinds of beef jerky and some dog treats!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2022 09:42 PM (+4oV5)

186 Wtf is going on in Pakistan. Is that a thing?

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2022 09:43 PM (9otr5)

187 Any word on how room temperature human debris got into the school?

Posted by: a dude in MI at May 25, 2022 09:46 PM (+I6Y/)

188 A blog divided cannot stand.

Posted by: Abe Lincoln at May 25, 2022 09:46 PM (OaZlZ)

189 This place is contributing to my bipolar disfunction. One minute I'm ragestroking and the next minute I'm laughing hysterically. Only another Moron would understand.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2022 09:47 PM (cTCuP)

190
Ben Had--Buc-ee's was all I could hope for and more! Bought a hat, sugared pecans, hot sauce, barbecue rub, 2 kinds of beef jerky and some dog treats!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2022 09:42 PM (+4oV5)

I am terribly jealous of you getting to visit Buc-ee's. I think my dream job would be working the pecan roaster.

Posted by: Moki at May 25, 2022 09:49 PM (JrN/x)

191 'Evenin', Ben. I'm sorry the people of Texas are hurting so badly now.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2022 09:50 PM (cTCuP)

192 Dan Brown (yeah, I know) wrote 'Inferno" and here we are.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:50 PM (r77w6)

193 My husband met a guy that would buy up pecans, roast and season them, then travel in his RV to various festivals and sell them. He would offer a free taste first, of course. Seemed to make enough to live on during the off season.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 25, 2022 09:51 PM (5HBd1)

194 *chirp-chirp*
*chirp-chirp*

Posted by: Blog Crickets at May 25, 2022 09:51 PM (OaZlZ)

195 That one vid of the guy seemingly doing things with golf balls and cups and stuff.

True story: Was at a Slayer concert at the Fillmore in Denver some years ago. Guy finishes his beer in a red solo cup; flings it it up into the air. it landed upright on one of the steel rafters. High fives all around.

I looked for it next time I was at the Fillmore. Was gone. Alas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

196 Wtf is going on in Pakistan. Is that a thing?

Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2022 09:43 PM (9otr5)

Looks like a very seriously opposed political campaign

No clue who the PTI are or what they stand for.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2022 09:51 PM (xhaym)

197 Prayers up Pug. I hope you and your lovely bride get some answers and relief quickly.

Posted by: Moki at May 25, 2022 09:51 PM (JrN/x)

198 How I would love to see Greg Abbott declare FJB persona non grata in Texas.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2022 09:52 PM (cTCuP)

199 Buc-ee's should erect a plaque commemorating Ladyl's visit to their I-45 North store. They have been greatly honored, thus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2022 09:52 PM (QzJWU)

200 193 My husband met a guy that would buy up pecans, roast and season them, then travel in his RV to various festivals and sell them. He would offer a free taste first, of course. Seemed to make enough to live on during the off season.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at May 25, 2022 09:51 PM (5HBd1)

If you are content living (extremely) frugally, that would be a lovely life!

Posted by: Moki at May 25, 2022 09:53 PM (JrN/x)

201 Reading about the WEF, I found myself thinking about the old arguments about whether it would be moral to go back in time to kill Hitler if one had that opportunity.

I wish someone would off these miscreants.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 25, 2022 09:55 PM (sWM8x)

202 >>> Wtf is going on in Pakistan. Is that a thing?
Posted by: blaster at May 25, 2022 09:43 PM (9otr5)

[A year and a half ago in Pakistan]
Wtf is going on in America. Is that a thing?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 25, 2022 09:55 PM (t/4Zp)

203 Everything that is going on in America is a thing. We have enjoyed life and liberty and foolishly thought it would go on forever. History don't work that way.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2022 09:59 PM (r77w6)

204 Ben Had--Buc-ee's was all I could hope for and more! Bought a hat, sugared pecans, hot sauce, barbecue rub, 2 kinds of beef jerky and some dog treats!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2022 09:42 PM (+4oV5)

Some people retire and drive about the country with a goal of visiting every state, every national park, every ballpark, every racetrack, etc. I'm thinking of a new goal . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2022 09:59 PM (4I/2K)

205
Some people retire and drive about the country with a goal of visiting every state, every national park, every ballpark, every racetrack, etc. I'm thinking of a new goal . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 25, 2022 09:59 PM (4I/2K)

I like where you are going with this!

Posted by: Moki at May 25, 2022 10:03 PM (JrN/x)

206 Buc-ee's was all I could hope for and more! Bought a hat, sugared pecans, hot sauce, barbecue rub, 2 kinds of beef jerky and some dog treats!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2022 09:42 PM (+4oV5)

Immona have to steal Mrs Mahon's card when we go to Texas. She wants to to buy a cow. Not beef. A baby cow. With the big brown eyes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at May 25, 2022 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

207 Hub and I are resigned to the fact that we'll retire when we get to Heaven, because it sure as hell won't be in this life.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 25, 2022 10:06 PM (rY/MT)

208 171 My bride is having issues with balance, vertigo, headaches and such.

***

Could be migraines. I know someone who had that (pretty bad - couldnt drive) and her dr managed to get her on Emgality and it fixed it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 25, 2022 10:15 PM (kf6Ak)

209 Pug, has she bumped her head or had any trauma involving her neck? I had a coworker, young woman, who had the same problems and went to neurologists, etc., and they couldn't figure it out. Then she went to a chiropractor who performed one neck move that fixed it right away. She had hit her head on her deck railing, thought nothing of it, but that had knocked her neck out of whack.

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