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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/13/22)
Quote I “It’s a very difficult situation that, on the one hand, we have these financial sanctions that are very hard, but on the other hand, we are supporting and actually financing Russia’s war purchasing oil and gas and other fossil fuels from Russia. We have to get rid of the fossil fuels coming from Russia as soon as possible.” Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin
Quote II “The mood of the country hasn’t gotten any better since the last poll. In fact, it’s gotten a little worse,”Democratic pollster John Anzalone
Quote III “I truly believe we are an infinitely better and stronger company because of our LBGTQ+ community. I missed the mark in this case but am an ally you can count on – and I will be an outspoken champion for the protections, visibility, and opportunity you deserve.” Disney CEO Bob Chapek
Quote IV "That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible."Tom Brady
NSFW.......Language
American journalist is killed in Ukraine. Biden regime says it will go tough on Russia.
So, what was the Biden Administration’s response to this? White House national security adviser Jake Sullivan called reports of Renaud’s death “shocking and horrifying,” telling “Face the Nation” on Sunday that the U.S. and its allies would impose “appropriate consequences” against Russia for the killing. “I will just say that this is part and parcel of what has been a brazen aggression on the part of the Russians where they have targeted civilians, they have targeted hospitals, they have targeted places of worship and they have targeted journalists,” Sullivan said.
This is a reminder that the CDC and the FDA ( and Fauci and Birx and Collins and all the rest of them) suppressed and banned Ivermectin in order to force the America people into taking deadly mRNA vaccines that don’t stop COVID but do change your DNA. Almost the entire American medical community bent the knee to the CDC and the FDA too — which means that they failed to protect their sick patients from treatments that don’t work (COVID vaccines, Remdesivir) and failed to give them treatments that do work. Our doctors waited to treat sick patients until COVID was well advanced, and then hooked them up to useless ventilators and useless drugs until they died — because our doctors and our hospitals were incentivized by the U.S. federal government to do so. You don’t believe me, right? How could your family doctor do that to you? According to Dr. Scott Jensen: “Hospital administrators might well want to see COVID-19 attached to a discharge summary or a death certificate. Why? Because if it's a straightforward, garden-variety pneumonia that a person is admitted to the hospital for — if they're Medicare — typically, the diagnosis-related group lump sum payment would be $5,000. But if it's COVID-19 pneumonia, then it's $13,000, and if that COVID-19 pneumonia patient ends up on a ventilator, it goes up to $39,000.”
Born on this day: March 13, 1939 - Neil Sedaka
American singer, songwriter Neil Sedaka who had the 1959 UK No.3 single 'Oh Carol' plus over 30 US & 14 UK other Top 40 singles including the 1962 US No.1 & UK No.7 single 'Breaking Up Is Hard To Do'. He has written or co-written over 500 songs for himself and others including two songs recorded by The Monkees. His first group The Tokens were a doo-wop-style vocal group best known for their chart-topping 1961 single, 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: March 13,1960 - Adam Clayton
British-Irish musician Adam Clayton, U2, who had the 1984 UK No.3 single 'Pride, In The Name Of Love' plus over 25 other UK Top 20 singles. The 1987 UK and the world wide No.1 album The Joshua Tree spent 156 weeks on the UK chart. U2 scored five consecutive US No.1 albums from 1987. As a member of U2, Clayton has received 22 Grammy Awards. via thisdayinmusic.com
The Chelan County Sheriff’s Office says don’t do drugs, and it’s especially not wise to do them in the sheriff’s office parking log. Two men allegedly did just that Thursday morning. The sheriff’s office says at 11:25 a.m. a community member reported there were two people passed out in a vehicle near the patrol vehicle parking area off Washington Street in Wenatchee. A responding administrator and detectives reported seeing the passed-out men with a suspected Fentanyl pill in plain view in the vehicle. The sheriff’s office said the men admitted they had just smoked Fentanyl
Unwanted pooch becomes a hard working K9 Cop. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
An unloved and abandoned rescue dog has turned her life around – and now works for the police. Sprocker spaniel Bella was just a 20-week-old pup when she was found living in the back of a van. Along with two other dogs discovered there, she was taken in by the RSPCA in May 2021. They noticed Bella had all the characteristics needed for joining the force as she was full of energy.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 09:02 PM (/IRr6)
Posted by: Squid at March 13, 2022 09:02 PM (XFSHJ)
Posted by: That Guy! at March 13, 2022 09:02 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 13, 2022 09:02 PM (eFR3E)
Posted by: Sandy at March 13, 2022 09:02 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2022 09:02 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Iris at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: wing at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (PlW9M)
Now's the time
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (CbP1X)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (nxdel)
Barack Obama
@BarackObama
I just tested positive for COVID. I've had a scratchy throat for a couple days, but am feeling fine otherwise. Michelle and I are grateful to be vaccinated and boosted, and she has tested negative.
It's a reminder to get vaccinated if you haven't already, even as cases go down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2022 09:04 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 09:05 PM (/IRr6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:05 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 13, 2022 09:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: fd at March 13, 2022 09:05 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at March 13, 2022 09:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:06 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 13, 2022 09:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on box wine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Exactly!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2022 09:06 PM (/un2E)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 09:06 PM (/IRr6)
Posted by: Stateless at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Javems at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)
It's a reminder to get vaccinated if you haven't already, even as cases go down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 09:03 PM (63Dwl)
Guess what Bammy - the thing you gotta know about Omicron is that EVERYONE who get it just has a scratchy throat and a little fever, vaxxed or not.
Vaccines are intended to keep you from getting a disease. This claim that it won't stop you getting it but will make it "milder" is idiocy of the first degree. It's total nonsense, it has always been total nonsense.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (evAgx)
Ordinarily I'd agree with you, but banning Russian oil imports seems to be having real effects - a lot of companies don't want to be hit with sanctions by openly purchasing Russian oil.
Russia can still sell oil, of course, but it appears to be at a deep, deep discount.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:08 PM (I2/tG)
https://tinyurl.com/uz4f7je5
Everybody gets blood clots in their ARMS...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)
Especially young, fit women. Totally normal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2022 09:09 PM (CbP1X)
I saw "Broadcast News" multiple times and I remember it made me cry for some reason. It's a miracle my-then-boyfriend-later-husband didn't dump me. Also, my college boyfriend looked a little bit like William Hurt...
Posted by: Iris at March 13, 2022 09:09 PM (6lKe4)
"Police have made an arrest in connection with fentanyl overdoses that involved five cadets from the US Military Academy at a Florida vacation home during spring break this week."
https://is.gd/7fEDMy
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2022 09:09 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 13, 2022 09:10 PM (FVME7)
Vaccines are intended to keep you from getting a disease. This claim that it won't stop you getting it but will make it "milder" is idiocy of the first degree. It's total nonsense, it has always been total nonsense.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (evAgx)
That's hardly fair; they didn't get the peasant vaccine that the poors get. Theirs is the better kind, for real people.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:10 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Sandy at March 13, 2022 09:02 PM (XG2Fi)
Sandy, why don't you come over here and let us have a talk, a very brief talk!
Posted by: Conor at March 13, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
I'm already working on next week's Sunday Morning Book Thread. Crazy busy week ahead of me...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2022 09:10 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Additionally, I miss Zod...I hope he's OK!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:11 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Megthered at March 13, 2022 09:11 PM (vP3YE)
Chinese money used to corrupt America.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2022 09:11 PM (CbP1X)
I'm already working on next week's Sunday Morning Book Thread. Crazy busy week ahead of me...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2022 09:10 PM (K5n5d)
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Tentacle hentai!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:10 PM (P4LRL)
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I'll bet it was branded "NITCEMREVI" brand or something...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
*salutes eight times*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Mary Poppins for one...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Some of the surface-dwellers, not sure about ONTers.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:08 PM (II3Gr)
To be fair, this was previously always a severely under-reported, but totally normal problem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mitt Romney, A-Hole! at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Javems at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (AmoqO)
No way in Hell I'm going to go check the mail every day.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (axyOa)
Beautiful photo up top with a rocking tune behind it!
Would you say that inflation has gotten so bad that Tom Brady has to go back to work? JK
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 09:14 PM (oJ+Lj)
So, go kill Putin.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2022 09:14 PM (CbP1X)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Being a Zoroastrian, this is something that I don't need to worry about.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:14 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Also, source of one of the greatest come-backs of all time:
Ned:
Hey lady, ya wanna f***?
Mary Ann:
Gee, I don't know. Maybe. This sure is a friendly town.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2022 09:15 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Neither a borrower nor a Lenter be...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:15 PM (II3Gr)
We need to establish a man card collection depot.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2022 09:15 PM (/un2E)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:15 PM
*golf clap
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 09:16 PM (/IRr6)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2022 09:16 PM (N6NYc)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:17 PM (P4LRL)
https://tinyurl.com/uz4f7je5
Everybody gets blood clots in their ARMS...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (BgMrQ)
It can happen when you forget to eat breakfast.
Posted by: MSDNCBSXiNNABC at March 13, 2022 09:17 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:07 PM (XG2Fi)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2022 09:15 PM (/un2E)
I think Fuckerburg has a few thousand currently unused drop boxes...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2022 09:17 PM (I0M6O)
Posted by: Mitt Romney, A-Hole! at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (I2/tG)
I doubt the Russian air force can stand up for long against NATO. So their solution is obvious, destroy NATO's air forces while they are on the ground.
Taa Daa! A wider war.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:18 PM (axyOa)
By the way, your retort to Perry Mason last night had me doubled over, I was laughing so hard. I woke up laughing about it. It was a perfect response...
"Res ipsa loquitur, ya fat homo."
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 13, 2022 09:17 PM (I0M6O)
No kidding. Good thing it's only for everyone else, I'm still the same as I ever was.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:18 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:19 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2022 09:19 PM (BFigT)
https://youtu.be/Khcf1hWX1B4?t=1662
Warning: You will be traumatized by rubber hands being mangled.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 13, 2022 09:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:20 PM (XG2Fi)
While I've no doubt that many hundreds of innocent civilians *are* dead, wounded or dying, I'm seeing damn little supporting video of just whatever the hell IS going on over there.
I'm not a Cynic. I'm just an Optimist with Experience.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 09:21 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 09:21 PM (63Dwl)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
l like that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2022 09:22 PM (/un2E)
"Res ipsa loquitur, ya fat homo."
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:18 PM (BgMrQ)
Hah! Glad you got such a kick out of that one!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:22 PM (II3Gr)
"You can't vote for Trump - he'll start World War Three!"
2022:
"Actually, starting World War Three is a good idea!"
Posted by: The Media! at March 13, 2022 09:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 13, 2022 09:22 PM (vMM2s)
Posted by: Mitt Romney, A-Hole! at March 13, 2022 09:13 PM (I2/tG)
I doubt the Russian air force can stand up for long against NATO. So their solution is obvious, destroy NATO's air forces while they are on the ground.
Taa Daa! A wider war.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:18 PM (axyOa)
10 years ago I would have believed that. Now I'm not so sure. Certainly I don't think we should start a fcking war with OMG RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA with the current imbeciles running the feralgov "leading" the way.
Also Mitt Romney is hair gel in a bag.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 09:23 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:18 PM (P4LRL)
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:24 PM (II3Gr)
https://youtu.be/iBqfWXN3-BA
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 13, 2022 09:24 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2022 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)
Taa Daa! A wider war.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:18 PM (axyOa)
And it's long been Russian military planning to use tactical nukes for that purpose in any conflict with NATO. That's what I want to ask anyone like Romney who thinks this is some kind of good idea - Ok, after the Russians hit the Eastern European NATO bases with tactical nukes, what's your next move?
Only two moves possible, really; surrender, or light the torch underneath every ICBM in North Dakota.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:24 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:20 PM (XG2Fi)
So you're a dessiCAN
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:25 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:21 PM (V13WU)
Comrade runner, you may rest assured that the abundant opportunities for graft have nothing to do with the decisions of your betters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
I saw "Broadcast News" multiple times and I remember it made me cry for some reason. It's a miracle my-then-boyfriend-later-husband didn't dump me. Also, my college boyfriend looked a little bit like William Hurt...
Posted by: Iris
William Hurt was a solid actor. The kind of actor that when watching him in a movie or TV show, you forgot you were watching William Hurt. He absorbed the role he was playing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2022 09:26 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:26 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:26 PM (IJES/)
"You're not too bright, are you? I like that in a man."
"What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I've got 'em all."
"You don't look lazy."
Maybe it ain't Double Indemnity, but it'll do until Billy Wilder is reincarnated...
Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 13, 2022 09:26 PM (JzDjf)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:24 PM (V13WU)
Same anti-American idiocy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The Media! at March 13, 2022 09:27 PM (I2/tG)
Taa Daa! A wider war.
my guess is that if putin pushes hard enough, nato falls apart.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 13, 2022 09:27 PM (edU/H)
This explains his dry sense of humor.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 09:28 PM (QzJWU)
Also Mitt Romney is hair gel in a bag.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 09:23 PM (llON
***
Well, by NATO, I'm really saying American. We'd take losses but it would be a lot easier for the rooskies to go after the air force while they are on the ground.
And yeah, Romney. I want my friggin vote back.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:28 PM (axyOa)
tell 'mike' to shave his pubes and your throat shouldn't get so 'scratchy' ya poncing faggot asshole
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:28 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 13, 2022 09:26 PM (sAmhv)
I enjoyed his role as a bad guy in "A History of Violence"...
Maria Bello was nice to look at as well!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Chuck C at March 13, 2022 09:29 PM (EughT)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:28 PM (IJES/)
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THIS^^^^
This is exactly why I come here day in and day out...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2022 09:29 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 09:30 PM (LqS9Q)
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Well, by NATO, I'm really saying American. We'd take losses but it would be a lot easier for the rooskies to go after the air force while they are on the ground.
And yeah, Romney. I want my friggin vote back.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:28 PM (axyOa)
HA! ok that I'd buy.... I want mine back too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 09:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: skywch at March 13, 2022 09:30 PM (sKjat)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:30 PM (V13WU)
Raise the speed limits. Drive faster.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 13, 2022 09:30 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Javems at March 13, 2022 09:31 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tuna at March 13, 2022 09:31 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:20 PM (XG2Fi)
https://stoatnet.org/moisturepackets.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:31 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 09:31 PM (eWH9R)
I swear there must be some kind of unspoken rule or agreement between truckers that I'm not privy to. It seems to be some kind rule that the shitter at every TA/Petro be pissed and shat all over to the point it could very well be declared a Superfund site.
How long must I be a driver before I'm let in on these things?
Posted by: Robert at March 13, 2022 09:32 PM (3JfnH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:32 PM (II3Gr)
They had to KNOW thousands would die by the prevention of early treatment ... they pretend it was dangerous. This was malice aforethought.
But that is just a legal term, on a global scale what is going on is so big, average human Normalcy Bias keeps most blind to how big and bad this all is.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2022 09:32 PM (Cus5s)
Starting in May there might be a massive airborne invasion of the Eastern Seaboard that might reach Washington DC.
The invader? A Japanese orb spider that can get as large as a human baby's hand.
The Empress is correct, the Outside is out to kill us. Flamenwurfers schnell!
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:32 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 09:32 PM (oJ+Lj)
Posted by: Cicero
bill engvall calls those 'chiklets'. and then hands you a sign.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:33 PM (IJES/)
@BarackObama
I just tested positive for COVID. I've had a scratchy throat for a couple days, but am feeling fine otherwise.
I have a stick you can scratch it with, Barry
Posted by: Reggie at March 13, 2022 09:33 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:33 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2022 09:11 PM
It still,does.
Posted by: Clutch at March 13, 2022 09:33 PM (9UmRs)
Today is the second anniversary of the Ch*na Virus National Emergency...
Two. F*cking. Years.
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 09:31 PM (eWH9R)
Flattened the economy, childhood development, and independent thinking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:31 PM (P4LRL)
Dude, don't make me laugh like that while I'm driving.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
Posted by: Robert at March 13, 2022 09:34 PM (3JfnH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:14
I never knew that Cicero. Your the first Zoro I've ever known.
What is your guiding philosophy?
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 09:34 PM (55Qr6)
But the virus is still standing much like the gopher in Caddyshack.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:34 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:34 PM (V13WU)
"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."
of course that was a while ago, so adjust for inflation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:35 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:35 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: skywch at March 13, 2022 09:30 PM (sKjat)
I both read the book and saw the film. Not really in my wheelhouse, but both were good.
W. Hurt actually reminded me strongly of a childhood friend, both looks and personality.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:34 PM (V13WU)
eeehh, ya punk aliens. Go Big or Go Home.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:36 PM (evAgx)
----
So a small fraction of the population somehow it makes the company 'infinitely better'. That means that the majority of the population don't amount to much.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 09:36 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:36 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner
at least they didn't shoot that green shir at you. did you see what they did to harry conick jr?
- will smith
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (IJES/)
What is your guiding philosophy?
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 09:34 PM (55Qr6)
---------
I fight for de peeple.
Z
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: Eva Gabor at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (vuisn)
Russian nuclear strategy is similar to a memo that Thomas Schelling wrote for Kennedy during the 1961 Berlin crisis.
At the time, the US Army's European war plan was to refight WWII, only with tactical nukes. Schelling said that was ridiculous - that once tac nukes start getting used, either there is a rapid negotiated end to the conflict, or you progress to global thermonuclear war.
He therefore argued that "tactical" nukes should not be used tactically - their sole purpose is to serve as a signaling mechanism, to try to aid a quick resolution of the conflict.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (I2/tG)
Makes me want to puke
I'm sick of the bullshit
Launch all the nukes
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:32 PM (II3Gr)
***
Well, if that happens, on the upside life gets real simple and all the problems we have every day go away. For the rest of our lives.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (evAgx)
"This isn't a fun blog to write, but I thought it was something Stoolies would want to be updated on, as Scott Hall (AKA Razor Ramon) played a role in so many of our childhoods.
Wade Keller of the PW Torch reports that following hip surgery last week, a blood clot got loose and Scott suffered three heart attacks last night. He's now on life support in Marietta, Georgia fighting to survive."
Hattip Barstool...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 13, 2022 09:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:35 PM (evAgx)
Our betters NEVER get involved in minor details like that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)
The Ukes have Russian-origin S-300 anti-aircraft systems.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (evAgx)
That's reasonable.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 13, 2022 09:39 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:39 PM (V13WU)
I'd guess looking at it the Ukes ambushed the Russians from the building.
But isn't an old lesson of armored combat not to have your tanks near ambush points like that? You get the infantry out of their tracks and have them walk in. Then you use the tanks as mobile cannon when they find somewhere the enemy units are holed up in.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:40 PM (II3Gr)
His nurse is hawt and super nice. Except she was wearing the requisite face diaper. So for all I know she has Steve Buscemi mouf. Although I doubt it.
Son was being his normal charming self flirting with her, so I know all is well. Making a hot chick laugh is gold, Jerry. Gold.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Hope the Ukrainians did not find out the hard way the Russians had a backdoor into their air defense system.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:41 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 13, 2022 09:38 PM (SchxB)
Goddamn motherfucking daylight savings time bullshit. I prefer the full proper name.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:41 PM (II3Gr)
https://tinyurl.com/46k5wckw
But don't question Dr. Science, "Jab" the Impaler.
Posted by: Ju at March 13, 2022 09:41 PM (aTmM/)
Make the Groomers say that word on TV.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:42 PM (ESjRY)
That would be for the best, for pretty much everyone involved.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2022 09:42 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:40 PM (ESjRY)
"If it works in theory, it'll work in practice, in theory."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Insomniac
think it's time to pay for everything you made me say. Y'all want a single say fuck that. Fuck that, Fuck that [x4] We are the ones breaking you down. We are the hope to drown out your sounds. All Across the world you think we're to found. All Across the world you're breaking you down. Y'all want a single say fuck that.
https://youtu.be/AyFlW_bOg-Q
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Robert
If you think that's bad, you should see the Ladies' Room.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM
"I'll tell you what this means, Norm -- no size restrictions and screw the limit"
Posted by: Gary Larson The Far Side at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (EughT)
The Germans will think they still have enough moxy to emerge on top. The French will go "non!"
And that is when the shooting starts and England blows up the Chunnel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (WTFce)
You want Siegmar.
You'll settle for Khorne
You'll get...Slaanesh AND Nurgle gangbanging your country together.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (ESjRY)
https://tinyurl.com/46k5wckw
But don't question Dr. Science, "Jab" the Impaler.
Posted by: Ju at March 13, 2022 09:41 PM (aTmM/)
This is all anecdotal, self-reported, idiosyncratic nonsense that is not to be given any credibility whatsoever. TRUST IN SCIENCE™!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)
That would be for the best, for pretty much everyone involved.
Collect your Ivy League diploma as customer service please.
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 13, 2022 09:44 PM (glGDV)
just suggest that we sit one out
reminds me of the radical greenies
" we have to do something, NOW"
REEEEEEEEE
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 09:44 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: runner
Dang it SMOD. You had one job!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:39 PM (I2/tG)
* * * *
Thanks! Fair to assume the Russians didn't take those systems out already? Haven't heard much about Russian air superiority in this conflict so didn't know what to attribute that to.
Frankly, I've rapidly gotten to the point where I don't know what to believe out of that conflict so I ignore all the news, figuring it is most likely inaccurate or propaganda.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (oJ+Lj)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (V13WU)
But don't question Dr. Science, "Jab" the Impaler.
The data shows no correlation with jabs and a reduction of COVID deaths, and obviously as the story you link an increase in many other deaths.
So much for science and big data guiding our policies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (WTFce)
-----------
I took a train through the chunnel and I didn't see a single fish.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (edU/H)
The Germans will think they still have enough moxy to emerge on top. The French will go "non!"
And that is when the shooting starts and England blows up the Chunnel.
Posted by: Anna Puma
and then the murders started
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:46 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Gary Larson The Far Side at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (EughT)
One of my all time favorites.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:46 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)
* * * *
That's wonderful news, Pug! Prayers continue for complete and rapid healing.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 09:46 PM (oJ+Lj)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (axyOa)
baby SMOD, got lost from SMOD pod and landed in Iceland
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:46 PM (V13WU)
The US government has the option of unfreezing enough of Russia's financial reserves to allow Russia to make the debt payments and avoid defaulting, but they won't do that, of course.
After all, Biden couldn't possibly get us into a global financial crisis on top of everything else, could he?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (IJES/)
Um... Khorne =/= Korn
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (U2p+3)
Did he score?
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (I2/tG
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He's far too experienced for that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:48 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (I2/tG)
Don't you just love it when a plan comes together!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The Snake at March 13, 2022 09:48 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:48 PM (WTFce)
*victory lap*
Missed the gub thread, though.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 09:49 PM (SH2Zi)
When I tune in western aligned sources of info it is full of captured Russians. But...it isn't as if I can tell a Russian from a Uke in a uniform...and when I look at regions the Russians control it keeps slowly increasing.
I suspect most of these images/videos are pure fake news - get some Uke soldiers pretending to capture "Russkies" who happen to be their comrades and then share it on western social media.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:49 PM (ESjRY)
The Russian air force hasn't done much. One theory is that they lack the skills to deconflict their planes from the Russian anti-aircraft defenses.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
According to Ward Carroll (ex Tomcat RIO with a YooTooob channel) the Rooskie pilots, previous to the war with Ukraine, were only getting approximately 8 hours/month in the air for training purposes. That's not near enough time to practice coordination with other commands or ground forces. Thus, cannot effectively implement air superiority or even an effective defensive air presence.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2022 09:49 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:50 PM (IJES/)
Did he score?
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (LqS9Q)
Alas. she is married. I'll leave it at that. Nunnamuh bidness.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (II3Gr)
and his most devoted follower is Kornholio!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:50 PM (evAgx)
too much money to be made by the military complex and too much money to skim by diplomats
the skim is why the Z man is sticking around
Just skimming 1/10 of 1% of the money that will flow into Ukraine after the war will be a tidy sum
follow the money
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Theodore at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (GJnvT)
What is that photo of?
I see them all when they go up. If you have the source you should publish (and I understand you dont always!)
Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (ZW1rs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (WTFce)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8eph6z
Posted by: Paco at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (njExo)
Are you perchance barking up the wrong tree?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:41
Good to hear he is doing better. I missed what happened, how did he land there?
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 09:52 PM (55Qr6)
I noted the other day, after I spent some time on the net trying to get a sense of what was actually happening, that I could easily find stories providing "evidence" for whatever narrative I wanted to believe. Kiev is falling, Kiev is standing, Putin is winning, Putin is losing, yada yada yada.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 09:52 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 09:47 PM (I2/tG)
Don't you just love it when a plan comes together!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 09:53 PM (oJ+Lj)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:53 PM (V13WU)
I need to wash my hands after typing that. Eeww
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:53 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 13, 2022 09:53 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Theodore at March 13, 2022 09:53 PM (GJnvT)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8eph6z
Posted by: Paco at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (njExo)
If Baggie of Hair Gel is saying this, Tulsi's probably close to 100% accurate.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 09:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 13, 2022 09:45 PM (edU/H)
What reaction???
Oh.
Right.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 09:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:54 PM (V13WU)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8eph6z
Posted by: Paco at March 13, 2022 09:51 PM (njExo)
Can't these people just shut the f up? Getting sick of them. You guys are the liars, not us.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 09:54 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
only the tp for his bunghole.
see biden uses depends and not tp.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:54 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I guess the same could be said about the pandemic, vaxx, etc.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 13, 2022 09:55 PM (OssQ4)
Sig Weaver wuz robbed
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 09:55 PM (us2H3)
Ok, so let me get this right.
We don't have biolabs in Ukraine. But if the Russians do seize the biolabs that don't exist, and release a disease, it is a false flag attack, because the biolabs that don't exist also don't have any dangerous diseases in them.
And if you mention the biolabs you are a Russian bot.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:56 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 09:56 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 09:57 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 09:52 PM (55Qr6)
Diverticulitis. Rare in a young person. It's been a rough week or so, but he is doing well. it was so nice to see him today after the previous two days.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Maybe you Americans aren't so bad after all.
Posted by: King George III at March 13, 2022 09:58 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 13, 2022 09:50 PM (IJES/)
Fair enough
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:58 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 09:59 PM (V13WU)
I would think that Romney, of all people, ought to be careful tossing around insults that convey the notion of treason and treachery and disloyalty. He's rather in the position of a witness who gives a description of a suspect to a police sketch artist, and the artist finishes his sketch and is astonished to see that the suspect looks exactly like the witness.
Posted by: Paco at March 13, 2022 09:59 PM (njExo)
Sig Weaver wuz robbed
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 09:55 PM (us2H3)
that's because Marlee Matlin showed her tits. Or her body double did. Either way...tits.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2022 09:43 PM (Msys3)
For a very brief time I was a janitor at Walmart. I've seen the ladies' room.
Dear Lord.
*Looks at all the 'Ettes*
You people disgust me.
Posted by: Robert at March 13, 2022 10:00 PM (+DMwb)
Posted by: Paco at March 13, 2022 10:00 PM (njExo)
Ok, so let me get this right.
We don't have biolabs in Ukraine. But if the Russians do seize the biolabs that don't exist, and release a disease, it is a false flag attack, because the biolabs that don't exist also don't have any dangerous diseases in them.
And if you mention the biolabs you are a Russian bot.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 09:56 PM (ESjRY)
Yep.
https://is.gd/IhLjyd
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 10:01 PM (llON8)
https://tinyurl.com/ycx9fkwc
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2022 10:01 PM (6lMp2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 10:02 PM (WTFce)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)
Ripley showed her ballz
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:02 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 10:03 PM (WTFce)
BTW Pneumonia is "the old person's friend", what we mean when we say dying of old age.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:03 PM (qfLjt)
You people disgust me.
Posted by: Robert at March 13, 2022 10:00 PM (+DMwb)
* * * *
I had the pleasure of cleaning public restrooms at a hotel in my previous life, so I concur that the ladies' room is always messier than the mens' room.
That said, I am the one who cleans up after myself and wipes the counter so the next person doesn't get water all over the front of their shirt as they wash their hands. Not all females are pigs in public restrooms, but those that are sure do make a mess for the rest of us!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 10:03 PM (oJ+Lj)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 10:04 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 10:02 PM (WTFce)
I spent 2.5 years at Walmart on an Obama staycation. Working in the back room was not bad. Being a cashier for a very short time was a friggin' nightmare. People are stoopit. And management: yrrcchhh!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 10:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 10:05 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)
Ripley showed her ballz
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:02 PM (us2H3)
Wanna see mine???
Posted by: Big Mike at March 13, 2022 10:05 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:06 PM (us2H3)
It means his family was with him when he died, but nobody's getting arrested.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 10:06 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: davidt
That movie scared the crap out of me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 10:07 PM (U2p+3)
That said, I am the one who cleans up after myself and wipes the counter so the next person doesn't get water all over the front of their shirt as they wash their hands. Not all females are pigs in public restrooms, but those that are sure do make a mess for the rest of us!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 10:03 PM (oJ+Lj)
Saint Legally SUfficient
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 13, 2022 10:08 PM (/un2E)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 10:03 PM (oJ+Lj)
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I hereby nominate you for the 2022 Albert Schweitzer Badass Humanitarian Award. I hope you can make the banquet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 10:08 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:08 PM (V13WU)
LOL!
Posted by: Paco at March 13, 2022 10:08 PM (njExo)
Any biolab can whip up a dangerous disease in a jiffy!
Just because Ukraine signed the Biological Weapons Convention prohibiting bio weapons doesn't mean that they can't crank out a nasty disease in a couple weeks from an otherwise peaceful lab!
Posted by: The Media! at March 13, 2022 10:08 PM (I2/tG)
Night!
*Glares menacingly at the 'Ettes on the way out*
Posted by: Robert, enticed by bodies that house horrors beyond imagining at March 13, 2022 10:09 PM (uip/e)
Far better than weeding the friggin' garden. Helped me get into the Army.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 10:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:08 PM (V13WU)
Who? Un-retirement from what?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 10:09 PM (WTFce)
Z
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 09:37
I'm sure you do. Are you a gay blade? WTF was that? George Hamilton comes to mind, did he portray Zorro?
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:10 PM (55Qr6)
I think everybody's too worried about Joe Biden's non-retirement.
Seriously, though, I can see how Brady just can't let go. And if he's still got game, more power to him.
Posted by: Paco at March 13, 2022 10:10 PM (njExo)
Re the first round of Pfizer docs. Nothing new to see, just confirmation of what we already knew.
Pfizer knew the vaccines were non-sterilizing, didn't have a prayer of being so, and only looked for symptomatic infection in their "trials". They did not for any positive infection. The FDA was well aware of this, and yet they both said the vaccines "prevent Covid-19".
Second, the knew the mRNA LNPs didn't stay at the injection site, but did spread all over the body. And their mouse studies showed the mRNA would concentrate the most in the liver and ovaries for females, as well as some other tissue.
They flat out lied about this. The FDA lied too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:08 PM (V13WU)
Buddy texted me about that. I all but hollered I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)
A rapper, formally known as The GOAT.
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:10 PM (V13WU)
I'm not a Cynic. I'm just an Optimist with Experience.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 09:21 PM (QzJWU)
Sorta like all the video we had of bodies piling up in the ER corridors, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:11 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:10 PM (V13WU)
good on alternate Tuesdays ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:12 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Robert, enticed by bodies that house horrors beyond imagining at March 13, 2022 10:09 PM (uip/e)
* * * *
Safe travels tomorrow, Mr. Trucker! Honk Honk!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 13, 2022 10:12 PM (oJ+Lj)
Pfizer also new their claimed efficacy would wane as well, starting within a month.
Something that we didn't know, and this is a howler, a ROFLer, is that Pfizer was singing the praises of VAERS to the FDA. Pfizer was afraid the FDA was going to make them set a separate safety monitoring system, at their expense for these things, so they told the FDA there was no need, since VAERS and other current systems were so damned good.
These same people, once VAERS reports started exploding, began to trash VAERS.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (Mzdiz)
Makes a self-mobile, self-deploying biolab. Imagine that in grenade "stink bomb" packaging. And you thought a "flash bang" could clear a room!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:11 PM (P3gRi)
Funny how the tiktok people can post trash 24/7, but the thousands of people in a supposedly hot war zone cannot seem to post any action shots...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (c9gv+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (llON8)
He underestimated Brandon's inflation.
Now he'll have to play until he's 65.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:10 PM (V13WU)
Sheeeit!
(golly!)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)
How long must I be a driver before I'm let in on these things?
Posted by: Robert at March 13, 2022 09:32 PM (3JfnH)
Might be the muslim drivers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:15 PM (P3gRi)
Now he'll have to play until he's 65.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2022 10:14 PM (kOpft)
His entire portfolio was in cash and borscht futures.
Dude is hosed. Can't even afford to start up a used car lot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 13, 2022 10:16 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 13, 2022 10:17 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 13, 2022 09:5
Wow, that's tough, he must have been in bad shape for it to land him in the hosp. Tho since he is young and it was unexpected that's easily understood.
Jules has that fairly bad, has to watch her diet to a degree. Mine is mild, easily controlled by taking psyllium fiber. Doc said it's like wrinkles, just comes w/ aging, folks get it to varying degrees.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:18 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 13, 2022 10:17 PM (taPSh)
FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2022 10:20 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (LqS9Q)
The other day somebody reported that Putin put 5 intel guys under house arrest. Do we know it for a fact? No.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:20 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:20 PM (P3gRi)
At this point, there is damn little we "can" know for a fact...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 10:02
TY Anna for the first chortle of the day. Bad day at work?
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:21 PM (55Qr6)
Ummmm.... Why? No offense to the man or his family, but who cares? You go into a war zone, there's some non-zero likelihood you'll get killed. And it's not like all of the bullets and shrapnel and concussive blasts can see your press pass and just go on by.
Unless they specifically targeted him as a civilian (and you're going to have a HARD time proving that) it isn't anything you can call out Putin or a battlefield commander or even some private on the battlefield for.
War sucks, people. I realize there is at least one entire generation that doesn't get that, but it's still true - despite all your cosplay. It doesn't outrage me that your guy was one of them, and *especially* not because he was a 'journalist'.
Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2022 10:22 PM (Vry30)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:19 PM
PICNIC?
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 10:22 PM (ky+Va)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2022 09:37 PM (LqS9Q)
The other day somebody reported that Putin put 5 intel guys under house arrest. Do we know it for a fact? No.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:20 PM (P3gRi)
No, we know nothing. And those who know, wonlt tell us. I wonder if the "services" are using the LBJ gambit. Let them deny it ! and then will know !
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2022 10:02
How do you know she wasn't?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 13, 2022 10:23 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 13, 2022 10:24 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 09:59
I don't recall that, but then Marlee's tits don't look that impressive IIRC.
Good to chat w/ you th other night. You are a wise man, whether you realize it or not.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:24 PM (55Qr6)
the Z man shown today giving out medals to wounded soldiers
being ecorted by a doctor who has been dead for over 2 weeks
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2022 10:26 PM (Vry30)
being ecorted by a doctor who has been dead for over 2 weeks
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:25 PM (us2H3)
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Fauci?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 10:26 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:24 PM (55Qr6)
You too, amigo. I consider myself more of a wiseass, but thank you just the same.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:26 PM (II3Gr)
being ecorted by a doctor who has been dead for over 2 weeks
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:25 PM (us2H3)
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Fauci?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 10:26 PM (XG2Fi)
Don't tease.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 10:27 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Dr M Python at March 13, 2022 10:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 10:26 PM (XG2Fi)
Don't tease.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2022 10:27 PM (llON
Well done Helena!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3)
Hey, The Five Eyes said it, so it must be true!
Posted by: The Media! at March 13, 2022 10:30 PM (I2/tG)
being ecorted by a doctor who has been dead for over 2 weeks
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2022 10:25 PM (us2H3)
holy cow !Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:30 PM (V13WU)
Yeah, I've never been awarded anything for being seen as a top team player.
Posted by: Bete at March 13, 2022 10:31 PM (5BE7o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 10:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2022 10:32 PM (ybIRR)
Yes, it's all the Hispanic white nationalists' fault!
This is why the Left Dems are losing the Hispanics in key states, they have zero understanding of what makes them vote - or gets them to "harvest" the vote, which is what Dems must do now to get elected.
Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2022 10:32 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Bete at March 13, 2022 10:32 PM (5BE7o)
The Five Eyes are also saying Putin has "roid rage" and is mentally incompetent. They claim he's taking steroids of some sort for cancer treatment.
Everything is bullshit, I don't believe anything anybody says anymore.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
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May I present a few conspiracy theories?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Kind of a mess when you had a society based on trust, eh?
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2022 10:34 PM (dNqv+)
Ukrainian dead tend to rise a lot, though, it may be the beginning of a zombie apocalypse, likely due to something at the biolabs.
I'm too lazy to find it, but there was a video of some reporter in front of a bunch of Ukrainian body bags. Dozens of bodies. Well, the wind blew the "bag" off the face of one of the corpses, and he raised up and pull it back over himself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Yep...likely enhancing dormant cancer or creating it in the cells, plus immunological diseases. Big Pharma, the CDC, the FDA, pResident Biden, Fauci, and the hospitals plowed ahead with the jabs without full disclosure of the concealed risks, and now this:
Gettr tables show excess mortality (101,000) since 8/2021 for those ages 41 to 56. Baby Boomers saw 306,000 in excess deaths during the same time period, coinciding with the distribution of Covid 'vaccinations' and booster shots.
Posted by: Ju at March 13, 2022 10:35 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Precisely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:36 PM (P3gRi)
Bucs couldn't repeat because like every team -- injuries but even more they couldn't play D in the crunch.
Tommy's going to regret that but he'll have lots of gas money so there's that.
Oh and Mittens has spoken. I'm on team Vlad.
Posted by: micky at March 13, 2022 10:36 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2022 10:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2022 10:38 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:26
Well you certainly qualify there too, no argument. Your AOSHQ history is plenty proof of attaining the coveted Moron Wiseass status.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:39 PM (55Qr6)
I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never even knew your now rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave
I have other uses for you, darling
Posted by: A. Cooper at March 13, 2022 10:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:40 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2022 10:38 PM (ybIRR)
Five Eyes, but a damned-near infinite number of assholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 10:40 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2022 10:41 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:26
Well you certainly qualify there too, no argument. Your AOSHQ history is plenty proof of attaining the coveted Moron Wiseass status.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:39 PM (55Qr6)
As I once told a Chief Petty Officer I worked for, better to be a wise ass, than a dumb ass.
He was... not... amused.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2022 10:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2022 10:42 PM (sqsol)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Also the left: You are either with us, or you with Putinists!
Also, also the left: Wait, why aren't you with us? Like seriously we are surprised here?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 10:44 PM (ESjRY)
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Hurt lived with that actress for a few years (IMDB).
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 10:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2022 10:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2022 10:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
"Stop resisting! STOP RESISTING!!!"
"I NAH RAHZISTINGH!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:47 PM (II3Gr)
https://is.gd/eRE1LW
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:47 PM (qfLjt)
Too be fair, the vast majority of dead Americans do not have a medical degree.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 13, 2022 10:47 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at
Hes such a narcissist. Who in the world cares if he has a scratchy throat?
Posted by: LASue at March 13, 2022 10:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
*I figure being remembered for that sterling turn next to Matt Leblanc is fitting. Mimi Rogers in that cat suit. Mmmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2022 10:48 PM (6lMp2)
It's more evil than that - if Canada wants to spy on one of its citizens, it asks Australia to do it, so that the Canadian ministers can say that they aren't spying on Canadian citizens.
Having British intelligence put together the fake Trump dossier was a classic example - that way, the CIA and FBI could say that they had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 10:49 PM (I2/tG)
"I'm sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you're not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we're Americans, and we have the right to debate and disagree with any administration."
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
https://is.gd/NtMgwe
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/eRE1LW
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:47 PM (qfLjt)
The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:50 PM (II3Gr)
He was... not... amused.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2022 10:41
Well, guess he had no sense of humor. Always appreciate your posts Romeo. You are stuck in CA IIRC? Did you ever cross paths w/ redc1c4? There a poster here that said they were going to his memorial service but if theree was any follow up I missed it.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:51 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Comrade, the term of art is dezinformatsiya!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 10:52 PM (c9gv+)
March 2022: Can't afford to travel more than miles.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:50 PM (II3Gr)
So when do we start?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 13, 2022 10:54 PM (taPSh)
anyway...also also the left: let's jeopardize the dollar by forcing China, Iran, and Russia into bed together.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 13, 2022 10:56 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2022 10:56 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, ex-whitewater paddler. at March 13, 2022 10:56 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:50 PM (II3Gr)
So when do we start?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:54 PM (hOUT3)
I was being highly sarcastic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:57 PM (II3Gr)
March 2022: Can't afford to travel more than miles.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 10:53 PM (qfLjt)
Comrade Ciampino, people that want to travel are always up to no good...
Unless they want to travel to Davos, then their hearts are pure!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
"I NAH RAHZISTINGH!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:47
And TY for my second big chortle of the day. You are not only a Moron Wiseass, but you have that extra badge added, like the scouts, Kinda a Twisted F@ck, awarded for making fun of the handicapped.
Hey, if you can't make fun of the handicapped where has the humor gone? Yes, we can make fun of the abled, say take Obaba...nah you take him, I think he's diseased despite being vaxxed.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 10:58 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:54 PM (hOUT3)
I was being highly sarcastic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:57 PM (II3Gr)
As I thought...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 13, 2022 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2022 11:00 PM (9otr5)
They lie about the economy, jobs, immigration, China, inflation, energy, covid... everything. Why trust anything they have to say?
As far as I know, everything is hunky dory and these assholes are price gouging everything they can. And telling me we're all gonna die. Just like last week. And the week before. And last year. And the year before....
Win the news cycle. That's all that matters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: blaster
---
every man spends a few weeks at home with the wife and kids and gets off his ass to do something.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 13, 2022 11:01 PM (ZZK0E)
Win the news cycle. That's all that matters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
When I look at the people that say I should hate and fear Putin, I say, "nah, Bro."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:02 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 13, 2022 10:57 PM (II3Gr)
Who are you and what hVe you done with Insomniac?
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2022 11:03 PM (9otr5)
great idea.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2022 11:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 11:05 PM (63Dwl)
How are you?
I met you in person about a year ago. You are a really sweet man and a damn good shot. Can I be on your team? Any chance you're traveling through the PNW on your way home later this spring?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 11:06 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 11:06 PM (U2p+3)
I am fine, but really not a good shot. Need more practice. Me and my Alberta/AJ neighbor will be driving back, but likely straight up I-15 and cross into Alberta at Sweetgrass, MT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:08 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 11:00 PM (U2p+3)
I've been buying everything on the "do something!" checklist, and hoping against hope that I'll not end up NEEDING the damn stuff. Victory will be "normal people" pointing and laughing at me three, four years from now, for being such an old paranoid fool.
Failure will see me being required employing the gear and supplies, and keeping the "normal people" at bay in their desperate beggitude. I sure hope I can find remote land on which to plant my flag, before either occurrence.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 11:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2022 11:10 PM (a4EWo)
Jim
Ho boy, with all of that in front of me, I wouldn't wanna be behind me.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2022 11:11 PM (sqsol)
Pfizer also new their claimed efficacy would wane as well, starting within a month.
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What are VAERS and LNP? I'm lazy.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe it's just me, but when you can fake war footage in a place where there is no war why wouldn't you do the same to make the other guy look bad for locations where there is a war? Especially in the current hyperbolic media environment.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 13, 2022 11:12 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Twenty-three people shot in Chicago this weekend.
No arrests.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Snitches get stitches...or worse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 11:12 PM (63Dwl)
No arrests.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)
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This is MAGA Country!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 11:13 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2022 11:13 PM (9otr5)
Maybe it's just me, but when you can fake war footage in a place where there is no war why wouldn't you do the same to make the other guy look bad for locations where there is a war? Especially in the current hyperbolic media environment.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Will WWIII be fought with CGI on Tik Tok?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
No arrests.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)
And probably about 400 rounds expended. It'd be nice to have the 9mm concession for the South side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:15 PM (P3gRi)
idk, that seems dumb, Russia can support itself with food, energy, nukes ... China needs their oil and food and their rocket tech. Navarro seems to think Russia is selling out to China to get their funding for this war. idk ... India not exactly on our side, Europe has made themselves dependent on Russia for energy, dependent on USA for defense *from Russia, and from China, and from Islamist states. Weird.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2022 11:15 PM (Cus5s)
Gee, ya think? And it's got your party's fingerprints all over it, Analzone.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2022 11:16 PM (sqsol)
Posted by: blaster at March 13, 2022 11:13 PM (9otr5)
Thanks. A discount flight site was telling me that roundtrip flights between Houston and Orlando in May required a negative Covid test at each end. Thought it was odd.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 11:18 PM (4I/2K)
Simpler. The banking system is controlled by the US and EU, allowing them to put sanctions on countries because the US dollar is the default currency.
That whole system is about to change. India, Pakistan, Russia, and China... and all their allies, are about going to create a separate system... because of our own Hubris.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2022 11:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2022 11:15 PM (Cus5s)
Europe could wean themselves of Russian gas real quick. Fire up the mothballed nuke plants, get the coal mines going again, and drill and frac the many known source shale formations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:19 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 13, 2022 11:20 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:15 PM (P3gRi)
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So? You try hitting a target when you're waving around a gun a meter off your midline at a flat horizontal plane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2022 11:21 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 11:18 PM (4I/2K)
I could see moonbat States like California require covid tests on people returning from Florida, because political posturing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:22 PM (P3gRi)
Aaaaaaand right on cue as Americans start losing interest in Ukraine, Covid hysteria is making a comeback.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant
Put me in, coach!
Posted by: Grouchy Fauci at March 13, 2022 11:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
This statement is untrue.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2022 11:25 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 13, 2022 11:20 PM (3vQN0)
I was at a strip mall in Mesa yesterday to get something from Harbor Freight. No masks at HF, but some other store a few doors away was all over about being masked up. Mostly masked-up plump Mexican women going in there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:25 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2022 11:29 PM (a4EWo)
March 2022: Can't afford to travel more than miles.
Damn that 5 key
March 2021: Not allowed to travel more than 5 miles.
March 2022: Can't afford to travel more than 5 miles.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
This statement is untrue.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2022 11:25 PM (kOpft)
Clearly you BOTH need to be fact checked!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2022 11:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 13, 2022 11:31 PM (a4EWo)
I don't generally come here to boast about the expensive places I go to, but today I went to the supermarket and a gas station.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
That would be a good line for a stand-up comic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 10:33 PM (Mzdiz)
This statement is untrue.
Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2022 11:25 PM (kOpft)
Clearly you BOTH need to be fact checked!
Posted by: Romeo13
Yeah, right.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2022 11:36 PM (sqsol)
Makes running a socialist country cheaper, until of course you figure out you ran out of other people's defense and energy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2022 11:37 PM (6lMp2)
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Before are after digestion?
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Damn, my typing is really bad tonight. That should read
Before or after digestion?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2022 11:15 PM (Cus5s)
Kind of like a lite version of the run up to WW1.
Posted by: parsimony at March 13, 2022 11:40 PM (X1xq4)
Old truck gets terrible mileage but everything will just cost more later, right?
Posted by: JQ at March 13, 2022 11:40 PM (dpnJh)
I literally cannot be wise. I don't know the terminology for words like wiseass. Help a donkey out.
Posted by: Wiseass at March 13, 2022 11:41 PM (qW5cF)
My guess is it is the WEF/DeepState plan, and maybe their plan was based in hubris. But there is no good alternative at this point ... they all have inflated. ... Jerome Powell recently said there could be more than one world reserve currency. (there has kinda been more than one, but still 65% (?) USD).
Sure seems like crashing USD by massive transference of wealth (to the oligarchs) has been the plan. They renewed those dollars into real assets. ... In the end, who holds the assets will be the thing, and whether they can defend them. US still the superpower, under assault by DeepState ... how they run the world if they destroy USA? idk ... I guess Google/FaceBook think they can brainwash the world?
Where is Max Headroom when we need him?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2022 11:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Wiseass at March 13, 2022 11:41 PM (qW5cF)
Sure. Which way did you come in?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:43 PM (P3gRi)
AOP, we will finally have a memorial service for Jules' folks in late May early June. I'm assuming by then you will have headed nort.
If you are still in AZ we'd love to meet up, but I suspect you might be off for the homestead.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 11:44 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 11:44 PM (55Qr6)
Yes. I will have to be homeward-bound by mid-April.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:46 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: CppThis at March 13, 2022 11:46 PM (UewuT)
ha, right ... at some point you run out of other people's money (Thatcher) BUT, when money is devalued, it is the assets and the guns that matter. Because infinite money does not run out. Just hope we have enough ammo and food to hunt down the banksters that decided they would "OWN" (with their fake paper and lies) all the liberties free men have fought for over the last thousand years.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2022 11:49 PM (Cus5s)
It's roughly 1,000 miles from my home in Houston to Daytona Beach, where youngest daughter de Monet graduates from Embrey-Riddle Aeronautical University in May. Figure 18hrs driving with stops and 45 gallons of gas each way. Will have a non-driving adult passenger along.
Cheap flights are either stupid am early or stupid pm late or force plane changes and double/triple the base 2hr flight time, along with the costs. Airports at either end are an hour or so away.
The cheap flights for 2 cost about the same as what the gas will cost at $4-$5/gal.
I'm driving because I detest flying. Change my mind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 11:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CppThis at March 13, 2022 11:46 PM (UewuT)
Tools, guns, and bullets aren't "random", though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:49 PM (P3gRi)
Planning on carrying over 2 tons or nearly that, in case of shortages next fall. It is our primary source of heat. Smallest generator could run the heater during power outage, keep us and pipes from freezing.
Posted by: JQ at March 13, 2022 11:53 PM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2022 11:54 PM (6lMp2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 11:49 PM (4I/2K)
No. I would drive it, too. If you have the time, make it a 2-3 day trip, and see some of the sights. Avery Island in Lousiana, site of the Tabasco Sauce factory, has a nice botanical garden, and the old brick factory is quite a sight, too. And I think there is a WWII museum in New Orleans, and the battleship Alabama in Mobile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:56 PM (P3gRi)
People get paid for this. Get paid a LOT of $.
Wrap your heads around it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2022 11:56 PM (jTmQV)
https://trib.al/BYZJw8S
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 11:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CppThis at March 13, 2022 11:46 PM (UewuT)
Tools, guns, and bullets aren't "random", though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 11:49
True, but WTF is up w/ catfood? The shelves of the cheaper stuff have been almost bare for months. Weird. We've also seen some shotages of chicken in N IL.
Let's Go Brandon.
Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 11:58 PM (55Qr6)
"The mood of the country hasn't gotten any better since the last poll. In fact, it's gotten a little worse," Democratic pollster John Anzalone
Whenever Democrats were on the losing end Chris Matthews would say they "didn't get their message out."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 11:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2022 11:54 PM (6lMp2)
Are you from the future? George Jetson perchance?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 11:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 12:00 AM (dpnJh)
cool ... I saw videos on people using anthracite coal ... seems to burn really clean, but mostly available (for reasonable price) in Pennsylvania (from what I recall).
I have a coal room in this old farm house ... could probably store two or three years of heat there if I could get a load, but would need to buy a burner. Need to at least fill it with wood ... but electric is fine till the burning times.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 12:00 AM (Cus5s)
https://trib.al/BYZJw8S
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 11:58 PM (qfLjt)
Edited for completeness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:01 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:02 AM (jTmQV)
Would love to make it more leisurely and sightsee, but have time and money constraints. BTW, I really appreciate your Ting recommendation a while back. It has proved a winner in terms of mobile service and cost compared to Verizon. Thanks, AOP!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2022 12:03 AM (4I/2K)
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Does he still dribble down his leg?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
most of USA is not vaccinated (because early Vax wanes) ... BUT the incremental increase in long term side effects with every jab probably endures while the Vax wanes.
although a lot of the vax side effects and deaths occur early, long term not yet known. from what I hear, which is as difficult to asses as the Ukraine war.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 12:04 AM (Cus5s)
https://is.gd/w85oW9
So he wasn't even given a penance, no forgiveness?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Today, we put another friend's 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee up on the hoist to replace the fuel pump. I noticed right away that the front drive shaft was different. Like mine it has the dual Cardan joint CV at the transfer case end, but the axle end is simply a single Cardan joint (the typical cross-style U-joint we all know). So I will convert mine.
We got his tank cleaned out, and the new pump installed, and the tank back in the Jeep, so a good day's work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:09 AM (P3gRi)
This statement is untrue. Posted by: Methos
A dawn raid will arrive to escort you both to The Ministry of Truth soon, to help get your minds right. "Not Believing" is not an option.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 12:13 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2022 12:03 AM (4I/2K)
Glad to be of help! Ting's online chat help is a good deal, too. I used it a lot the past few days after losing my old phone, and trying to find a new one. I ended up with a Plum Ram ruggedized flip phone, and like it right fine, after an abortive attempt to use a Blu smartphone. I hated it; like holding a bathroom tile up to your ear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:14 AM (P3gRi)
All my libtarded relatives got it. Sister is the only one I communicate with regularly and she hasn't mentioned any side-effects.
Stepson got it, to keep his jerb, and said he was sick after both doses. Don't know if he's b**sted. Probably though, he wrks for a skool district.
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 12:15 AM (dpnJh)
https://is.gd/F7Ad31
Not convenient to have a large, inflated death toll now, for political gain (they hope). as the panic era has ended.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:17 AM (jTmQV)
Let's Go Brandon.
Posted by: Farmer
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My local grocery hasn't had frozen lima beans for a month.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2022 12:18 AM (bPH26)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:19 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:21 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2022 12:22 AM (4I/2K)
yeah, I kinda supported those here that got it early. But I felt I was healthy, said I would wait a year to see if people were dropping like flies.
Not like flies, but there are some dropping, and except for the more vulnerable, Not getting it was the right decision, imo. If I get Covid now it will be milder version, and I would then have the better immunity than the vax could give. (and maybe I got it and was resistant)
Even if vax did not do more harm than good, the hard push and cancelling early treatment was all about pushing the health passport and obedience training, imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 12:22 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
I stole it from Howie Carr's chump line on Friday, no one to attribute it to.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 12:22 AM (a4EWo)
Tingle.
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Yeah, but I was always sure he meant dribble.
All Dems seem to have abnormal sex perpetually on the brain.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 12:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:24 AM (jTmQV)
If you have to put a vehicle with an in-tank electric fuel pump into long-term storage, I'd recommend that you drain the tank completely dry (not an easy chore), or add some good grade of fuel stabilizer.
Also could not hurt to drain out as much ethanol-containing fuel as you reasonably can. add 5 gallons of ethanol-free fuel, drive it for half an hour, and then add fuel staibilizer before putting it into storage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:24 AM (P3gRi)
I've never seen frozen Lima beans.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:29 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:24 AM (P3gRi)
Ethanol gas is satan. I pull at least 3 carbs apart on the harleys every month because the shit clogs the jets if the bikes sit. Its always the same story, dude calls and says yeah it only runs if I leave the choke on. Yup, slow jet clogged, bring it in. Fuck that gas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 12:29 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:31 AM (jTmQV)
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Does he still dribble down his leg?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
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Nah. Being a good Democrat, Matthews is emulating Fadin' Joe and Transpo Sec. Bootycall and dribbling down his chin. (The latter two are dribbling down their chins for completely different reasons.)
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 12:31 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Until recently, commonly in the frozen vegetable section, by the bag.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2022 12:32 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:32 AM (VwHCD)
Oh, crap. Dad's 2nd car is still in his garage (he passed in 2019, had given primary car to a sibling; I haven't finished w/estate yet) and I'm sure he didn't spring for non-ethanol fuel. Fk.
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 12:33 AM (dpnJh)
I guess I am just a babe in the woods. Never seen the bright lights of the big city...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:33 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Berserker
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I once linked to pic of the internally rusted fuel pump, with rotted diaphragm, off of my lawn tractor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2022 12:34 AM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Love them all. Sekret is using bacon, salted pork\ham, pepper, and let them cook then simmer for at least a few hours.
Posted by: beans and peas enjoyr and hoardr at March 14, 2022 12:36 AM (700Hb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 12:36 AM (a4EWo)
Shots, neat.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:39 AM (jTmQV)
New Analysis Shows the IRS Audited Far More People at the Poverty Line Than Millionaires
https://is.gd/CQUYt2
Here comes the boss; try to look busy.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
When ethanol oxidizes, it becomes acetic acid, very corrosive.
C2H5OH + O2 = CH3COOH + H2O
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2022 12:40 AM (4I/2K)
although a lot of the vax side effects and deaths occur early, long term not yet known. from what I hear, which is as difficult to asses as the Ukraine war.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 12:04 AM (Cus5s)
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I am one of those 'not vaccinated'. I am also one of those permanently retired due to medical issues so I don't have a 'get the shot or get fired' job retention requirement. My primary care Doc, after not seeing her for two years (gee, I wonder why?) was very scared of and scarred by COVID-1984. She told me horror stories of when she had to work the ER of people dying right before her eyes, knowing she could do nothing. I told her I wasn't getting the damn shot because the government has been lying to us the whole entire time and I believed in the science of herd immunity which the lockdowns did not allow. Her response was classic: 'I'm not going to get into the politics of it , . . .' Well, Doc, the politics of it IS the whole point of this draconian and totalitarian test run exercise.
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 12:41 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: illiniwek
Hell, you can have major medical procedures and dentist work in 1st world counties like South Korea and Japan. The procedures ,the round trip air fair, the the luxury hotel stay for recovery, and medications are all included.
And its cheaper by a mile than what we have here. Hell, you can travel to Mexico for dental work for very cheap.
Posted by: beans and peas enjoyr and hoardr at March 14, 2022 12:42 AM (700Hb)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 12:33 AM (dpnJh)
Take the gas cap off, and give it a good sniff. Fresh gasoline has a clean sweet smell, may be strong, but doesn't make you retch. Stale gas has a rancid odor, like spoiled butter.
A full tank takes a lot longer to go bad than a near-empty one, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:44 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 12:36 AM (a4EWo)
Only one way to find out. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:45 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 12:21 AM (jTmQV)
People who throw them away when it's below 32 degree F.
Who eats lima beans voluntarily?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2022 12:22 AM (4I/2K)
A deep existential question which philosophers have been ruminating over for millennia and for which they still have no answer.
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 12:47 AM (ldL4g)
It's almost as if this is being used to target enemy countries of the Russia/China/India/Pakistan/Iran and other smaller countries in the new alliance.
Why would America and Israel want to fund and create bioweapons to use on their own populations of the West? Curious.
Posted by: beans and peas enjoyr and hoardr at March 14, 2022 12:48 AM (700Hb)
Posted by: beans and peas enjoyr and hoardr at March 14, 2022 12:42 AM (700Hb)
And if you need to have your butt enhanced, you can go to a nail salon in Miami, and get it pumped full of bathtub caulk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:48 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 11:49 PM (4I/2K)
Drive, and enjoy travelling while being well armed, fed along the way with ample servings from YOUR choice of menus, and being able to enjoy fresh, unmasked air and the ability to stop as needed, stretch your legs and piss your bladder dry, as you wish.
Or, you can go the TSA route, and turn your head to the right and cough, as directed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2022 12:49 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 12:47 AM (ldL4g)
Lima beans on their own are kind of nasty. With the right sauce, they can be very tasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:51 AM (P3gRi)
C2H5OH + O2 = CH3COOH + H2O
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)
Its nasty shit. I tell the customers every year, drain the gas for the winter. Do they listen? Nooooo. Carbs are easy to clean out, but the fuel injected bikes get hammered. I had 2 last year that sat for 4 years. Holy shit. I had to change everything. The pump, all the lines, the regulator, all of it. $300 worth of shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 12:52 AM (a4EWo)
...
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
I love it when a plan comes together!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2022 12:52 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: beans and peas enjoyr and hoardr at March 14, 2022 12:42 AM (700Hb)
And if you need to have your butt enhanced, you can go to a nail salon in Miami, and get it pumped full of bathtub caulk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I've known people who go to Mexico to get dental work done, and its just as good as stuff here.
Here in poor rural area, it costs 450 bucks and rising for the initial consultation, which includes a cleaning and x-rays.
*spit*
Posted by: beans and peas enjoyr and hoardr at March 14, 2022 12:58 AM (700Hb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 12:52 AM (a4EWo)
I'm doing my nightly shot of bourbon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:58 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2022 12:18
Oh good lord, for a second I took you seriously, and since then I've been LMAO so bad I think I might have a heart attack. Well done sir.
I LIKE lima beans.
Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2022 12:59 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2022 12:52 AM (4I/2K)
A thousand miles is too far for one driver to do in a single day; it would be brutal. 800 is about as much as I am willing to do anymore.
Could you find a beachfront motel somewhere on the Gulf coast redneck Riviera? Drive 5 or 6 hundred the first day to get there; spend a night at the motel, go for some sun or swim in the morning, and finish the trip by evening?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:59 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 12:51 AM (P3gRi)
From what I was told, my Mom could cook tasty lima beans as she was a farm-raised West Virginia gal whose Mom was a 'from the chicken coop/milk cow farm/meat cow farm/garden to table' cook. However, and it's a big however, when I was about 4-years-old or so, I was made to 'finish my plate' in good 1950s parenting fashion. On that plate were some of them there lima beans. I ate them and promptly puked all over the table. Was never forced to eat those nasty critters ever again. And I haven't eaten them to this day (now in my 66th year).
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 01:00 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:01 AM (dpnJh)
Here in poor rural area, it costs 450 bucks and rising for the initial consultation, which includes a cleaning and x-rays.
*spit*
Posted by: beans and peas enjoyr and hoardr at March 14, 2022 12:58 AM (700Hb)
Yep. I got an implant done in Mexico a few years ago, for $1200 all in. Two visits, about 6 months apart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 01:01 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 12:58 AM (VwHCD)
And I'm a neck and a shoulder ahead of you, and gotta get up in about six hours for another ten hours behind the wheel.*
I thought you were a PROFESSIONAL drinker?
*.. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I'll have you know I'm sotally tober! Offisher!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2022 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Its Daylights Savings. Bust out that brick.
Posted by: fish scaled pure cocaine at March 14, 2022 01:03 AM (700Hb)
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while the nurse holds your sack.
(At my Kenya boys-only boarding school we ragged one new guy from Maryland with this, explaining that if they bounced then it meant he'd had sex and they would tell his parents - missionaries - it took us hours to convince him it was all a prank and even then we'll be never sure as he wasn't there long and may have convinced his folks to pull him out -- are you possibly reading this John Lomax?)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
I LIKE lima beans.
Posted by: Farmer
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I AM serious. No frozen in the store. And, I like lima's also, those naysaying grumpy folk just never had well-prepared lima's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2022 01:05 AM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 01:00 AM (ldL4g)
You probably got canned lima beans right out of the can, and heated in a saucepan. That's what I got back then, and they were like eating wallpaper paste.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 01:05 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:06 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:07 AM (a4EWo)
I thought you were a PROFESSIONAL drinker?
*.. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I'll have you know I'm sotally tober! Offisher!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2022 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Not a professional drinker. I "can" drink, but usually socially. At home its usually just a taste, never to get drunk. I never crave alcohol. I don't have the gene. Good thing, the world needs another sloppy guitar player like harlem needs another crack dealer. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)
I've earned two Iron Butt Pins from documented, long distance motorcycle rides. +1,000 miles in 24 hours. Time stamped departure and arrival times. I do not intend to earn a third.
But, my routine for Corporate travel on the 'Wing, was 500 to 700 miles per day, on the boring ol' Interstates. Leisurely back country touring, was an entirely different, more leisurely affair.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2022 01:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:06 AM (dpnJh)
Yes you could add stabilizer, but I would at least run the engine, and move the car to and fro in the driveway. Check with your insurance provider. They might be willing to bind coverage on the car for a day or two, just for the purpose of exercising it or road-testing it, if you tell them your situation. With a note from your insurer, you might be able to get a temporary tag from the State MVD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 01:12 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:07 AM (a4EWo)
Been drinking wooffords reserve as Jim suggested. Its really good. Makers mark is a tad smoother, but the woodford has a little extra something.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:12 AM (VwHCD)
and they were like eating wallpaper paste.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 01:05 AM (P3gRi)
Nope. That was one vegetable my Mom never bought canned. Same with collard greens. Always fresh, never frozen/canned (and always cooked with ham or bacon). Still don't like 'em. I'm pretty omnivorous (?) but there are a few things I just can't eat because of the flavor/texture. I love red/orange/yellow peppers but the green ones are from hell. Can't stand the melon flavor, either, even in something like Midori liqueur. Yeah, I'm weird. Not breaking news, though.
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 01:15 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 01:16 AM (P3gRi)
I cannot wait till October. I miss you, friends.
Gotta snooze now though. Work in a few hours.
Final sip. Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 14, 2022 01:17 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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That seems like a good thing to be out of....
Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2022 01:18 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 01:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:19 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 14, 2022 01:18 AM (UUBmN)
Beats running out of booze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 01:19 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:23 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:23 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:24 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:25 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:27 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2022 01:05
Oh, you fooled me twice. And these morons that don't like lima beans have never had succotash made w/ lima beans and fresh sweet corn, it's to die for. Lightly salted, yum.
Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2022 01:28 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:23 AM (a4EWo)
I could never drink beer. I mean I can, but I just feel full after 1 or 2. Probably why I have been drunk only a few times in my life on beer. I really don't think I ever drank more than 6 beers my whole life. Usually if you give me a beer I have to put a nipple on it and go lay down with it somewhere, lol. Probably why I started liking long Island ice teas. 2-3 good ones and I'm good to go.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:29 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:30 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:31 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2022 01:32 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:33 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:35 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 14, 2022 01:37 AM (pOtcL)
I think...
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 14, 2022 01:38 AM (pOtcL)
Maybe...
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 14, 2022 01:38 AM (pOtcL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:38 AM (a4EWo)
Lol....
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 14, 2022 01:39 AM (pOtcL)
You know........ I can TOTALLY relate to that!
And I don't care if people talk about booze & such, if I did I sure wouldn't be lurking here, LOL. No harm, no foul on your part!
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:40 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:42 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:43 AM (VwHCD)
Pink Floyd pulls music to support Ukraine
The rock band yanked its post-1987 songs and its leader's solo catalog from Russia and Belarus amid Moscow's offensive in Ukraine.
https://is.gd/9A3Vpy
Everything is everywhere on the Internet. You can't ban almost anything anymore.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:45 AM (dpnJh)
Think Iron Butterfly and In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, all 17 odd minutes of it. The guy had drunk a whole and large bottle of wine beorehand.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 01:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:45 AM (dpnJh)
I call it breakfast of champions. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:48 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:48 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:49 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:23
LMFAO DDS
I think we might make fine neighbors.
Did I ever tell you I think you rock? Love your sense of humor and take on life.
Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2022 01:50 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 14, 2022 01:50 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:51 AM (dpnJh)
I think we might make fine neighbors.
Did I ever tell you I think you rock? Love your sense of humor and take on life.
Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2022 01:50 AM (55Qr6)
DDS is a blast in real life.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:52 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 14, 2022 01:50 AM (KFhLj)
that has always been my problem.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:52 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:53 AM (a4EWo)
Mine has the opposite problem: doesn't get his a$$ up often enough. I'm afraid his muscles will atrophy. He hates being cold, so going outdoors is not an option these days. I have to keep his water, snacks, etc in the dining room so he'll have to walk across the house to get them. Pisses him off, it does.
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:54 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:55 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:57 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:57 AM (dpnJh)
How far are you from jersey? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 01:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 01:59 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 14, 2022 01:50 AM (KFhLj)
I blame the bubbles.
I used to drink a crapton of beer. In college, I tied a pewter mug (unbreakable) to a jean belt loop using a rope just in case I came across a keg party (which was not infrequent). But once I hit 40, two sips of Beck's Dark and I was good though I still love the aroma and flavor. The only time I buy beer now is for cooking, especially for my shrimp boil liquid (which is comprised of amber/dark beer plus a helluva lot of spices/herbs).
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 02:01 AM (ldL4g)
Pink Floyd pulls music to support Ukraine
The rock band yanked its post-1987 songs and its leader's solo catalog from Russia and Belarus amid Moscow's offensive in Ukraine.
https://is.gd/9A3Vpy
Everything is everywhere on the Internet. You can't ban almost anything anymore.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
Pretty sure I read it here...but a symphony canceled their performance of a symphony composed by a russian...doesnt get any more woke stupid than that
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 14, 2022 02:05 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 02:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:05 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 01:53
TY so much dear, you have a good memory.
Well onward into the future I guess
.
Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2022 02:05 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:06 AM (dpnJh)
Sorry, I got to watching TV and conked out on the couch. Since no one has answered:
VAERS is the vaccine adverse events reporting system. LNP stands for lipid nano-particle, which is the delivery vehicle for the synthetic RNA.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 14, 2022 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 02:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:09 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 02:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 14, 2022 02:11 AM (KFhLj)
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Yoko Ono needs to pull all her music. Putin will be forced to capitulate.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:05 AM (a4EWo)
Its illegal to grow anything in jersey, but you can have up to 6 ounces in your possession. Thats insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 02:12 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Choke-o ono needs to PLAY her music. That would make Attila the Hun run for the hills.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 02:13 AM (VwHCD)
That would last me the rest of my life, I think. Haven't smoked it for nearly 30 years now
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:15 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:15 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:09 AM (a4EWo)
That's going too far! Besides, the Russkies already took Steven Seagal off our hands, granting him Russian citizenship in 2016. For that alone, we should be eternally thankful.
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 02:16 AM (ldL4g)
That would last me the rest of my life, I think. Haven't smoked it for nearly 30 years now
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:15 AM (dpnJh)
Oh you poor thing. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 02:21 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:22 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 02:16 AM (ldL4g)
jesus, that dickhead moved to russia?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 02:22 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 14, 2022 02:23 AM (KAi1n)
Maybe just as well that it's been so long and I don't crave it.
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:24 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 02:25 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2022 02:25 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:26 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:22 AM (dpnJh)
With the newer strains of weed, they don't have seeds, at least no seeds in what is sold. There must be some sort of pot seed co-op/market somewhere on the innertubes where you can buy pot seeds.
jesus, that dickhead moved to russia?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 02:22 AM (VwHCD)
Yep. I think he was facing some legal troubles here in the States so it was time to 'RUN AWAY!' I think the Russians thought it was a propaganda coup to have 'Hollywood star' Seagal be a Russian citizen. Little did they know!
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 02:31 AM (ldL4g)
Hope your hair turns out right, Bers!
Hope your hubby gets relief from anxiety, DDS!
Best wishes to everyone else!
Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2022 02:31 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:32 AM (a4EWo)
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It's crazy in IL, guns, protected by the Constitution/BOR, are almost banned and thet would be if the Dems could get their wish, but weed is legal.
Now personally I believe the State should have no say on an individual's drug use but as is the case for alcohol, if harm ensues to another party and it is due to booze or drugs then bring down the hammer. Otherwise it's, to use the Dems' own words, my body and I'll do what I want with it.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 14, 2022 02:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:32 AM (a4EWo)
So no more turkey pardons?
Posted by: RickZ at March 14, 2022 02:34 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2022 02:32 AM (a4EWo)
Look up auto flower. I hear its all the rage. Shit grows like a shrub.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Delilah at March 14, 2022 02:42 AM (GBHAb)
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Posted by: Farmer at March 14, 2022 03:19 AM (55Qr6)
Farmer if still here it is
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