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So: This is obviously highly photoshopped and not really a photograph. (I mean in terms of color.) Should I include this kind of very-"pushed" image in the Cafes?


Capybara shiatsu massage.

Enough You Time, it's Me Time again.

Horse plays keep-away with another horse. I'm always amused and intrigued to see animals playing the same games children play.

Littermates.

Puppies loving up on a cat.

Zero residual presence.

Puppy gives you the shy eyes.

Black cat blues.

SOME PIG.

Lambirda-- the forbidden dance.

Inman: NeverTrump footrace.

NeverTrump MMA.


In case you missed it: Dogs encourage toddler in learning to crawl.

This is a new thing to me. I had dogs growing up but I don't remember ever getting into balloon volleyball volleys with them. Do you?

In case you missed it:

This is fun:

Here's some of the Italian I recognize there. Mostly the cursing.

Va fa'n cul: Often heard as "vafangool," means go (va) do it (fa', short for fare) 'n (short for in) cul' (short for culo, ass).

Vai, vai: Go, go. I think he's saying this to his rockets, "go, go!" I don't think he's saying this to the biker. If he were saying something like this to the biker, he'd say something like Vai via!-- "Go away!"

Adesso: "Now." I don't understand the rest of this sentence.

Pazzo. Crazy.

Testo di Cazzo: Dick head. I talk about cazzo below.

Simpatico: Nice. I think maybe he's saying "fai simpatico" (make nice or be nice) but I don't know if that makes sense or not.

Cullone Coglione (coo-yone-ey): I think this is "balls," as JJ reminds me. I thought it was asshole but no, I think JJ's right.

Cazzo (cat-zoh): Technically this means "dick," but as with the English f*** or the French putain, this has become the general, generic vulgarity, used very often without any specific meaning except to add a vulgar charge to a sentence. He doesn't say this, but an example of cazzo's use as a generic vulgarity is in Che cazzo fai? The non-vulgar question is Che cosa fai? What (thing) are you doing? Changing "cosa" to the similar sounding "cazzo" changes it to "What the dick are you doing?" or, really, "What the f*** are you doing?" as we'd say in English. I saw a street interview thing where they were asking Italians the most used curses and they all said cazzo, often shrugging as if it say, "I know everyone is saying this, but it's obviously the the most used."

Speaking of putain, he also says...

Figli de putana: "Sons of whores." I guess this is a set expression. He doesn't say figlio de putana, son (singular) of a whore.

Posted by: Ace at 07:26 PM




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Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2022 07:26 PM (lCui1)

2 So: This is obviously highly photoshopped and not really a photograph. Should I include this kind of image in the Cafes?

**

This is your hobo huntung ground, isn't it?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2022 07:27 PM (lCui1)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2022 07:28 PM (Msys3)

4 So: This is obviously highly photoshopped and not really a photograph. Should I include this kind of image in the Cafes?

Do you like it? Then yes.

Posted by: WhiteRook45 at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (sin/g)

5 Hey all. Dogs are great, especially Border Collies. Smartest of the smart

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (7ZQe3)

6 Is that supposed to be Boston? Where's the mayor?

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (kSZfR)

7
Delilah is on the floor next to me having doggie dreams and mumbling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (/U27+)

8 >>>Puppies loving up on a cat.

That cat is grooming those puppies.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (QYPq3)

9 Aw, the crawling Huskies! Good doggehs!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (HsAzN)

10 28 Days Later meets Assassin's Creed.
Yes on the photo.

Posted by: cocaine apocalypse at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (wHXPv)

11 Kinda dark ( mood) picture, it's not bad

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

12
So: This is obviously highly photoshopped and not really a photograph. Should I include this kind of image in the Cafes?

________

No boobs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 07:31 PM (/U27+)

13 Good evening, horde!

I like that springy door stopper board. Bet my critters would enjoy that.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 07:31 PM (OX9vb)

14
I thought "cull one" is "balls."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2022 07:31 PM (s2VJv)

15 "This is a new thing to me. I had dogs growing up but I don't remember ever getting into balloon volleyball volleys with them. Do you?"

Oh yeah, they love those lightweight plastic balls or beachballs, they can spend hours bouncing them off their nose.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 22, 2022 07:32 PM (4thlk)

16 You never want to teach a pet how to make noise with the doorstop. My cats figured it out on their own and there was no shutting them out of the bedroom as I could not ignore that noise.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 22, 2022 07:32 PM (3cGpq)

17 I like that springy door stopper board. Bet my critters would enjoy that.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

It's all fun and games until it's battery run out.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2022 07:32 PM (Msys3)

18
Coglione.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2022 07:32 PM (s2VJv)

19 >>>I thought "cull one" is "balls."

yeah I think that's right too. lemme change that.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2022 07:32 PM (0G13K)

20 I do the finger gun thing with one of our cats. Maybe about one out of 5 times he'll play.

The other 4 times he wants to chew on my fingers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2022 07:33 PM (BFigT)

21 So: This is obviously highly photoshopped and not really a photograph. Should I include this kind of image in the Cafes?

==

Speaking for myself, it does not move me.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

22
de ri·gueur is my new phrase

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 07:33 PM (LT5Vx)

23 yes you're right jj

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM (0G13K)

24
de ri gueur is French for what's currently cool

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM (LT5Vx)

25 Often heard as "vafangool"

The southern dialects have a habit of changing hard C's to G sounds. They also, like the Sicilians, say "culu" instead of "culo" for "ass."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM (HsAzN)

26 Girl with dawg is adorbs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM (KZzsI)

27 That pic is real. I know exactly where it is. Its at the southern end of the bridge outside Waverly Station in Edinburgh Scotland. I went to college there. I have been drunk on that bridge many times.

Posted by: Chris at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM (5lhLf)

28 Vaffanculo!!!

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM (V13WU)

29 I just told my two kittehs they are going to have to up their game if they want me to continue to think they're special.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 07:35 PM (nQgMQ)

30 With respect to our Northern Morons, I sincerely hope Canada implodes. I hope they never see another truck cross their borders. They're China in my book, and I hope they enjoy their fascism.

I cannot describe the hatred for Canada's politicians.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2022 07:35 PM (XSRBF)

31 The "black cat blues" is the winner here. And that's taking some of the other cuteness into account.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2022 07:35 PM (W+kMI)

32
Example: Totalitarianism among Democrats is de ri'gueur.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 07:35 PM (LT5Vx)

33 I don't actually have any of those door stops in my house. Seems like you see them more in newer homes (which is most homes, compared to mine, ca. 189.

I would be able to put them away if they were on a board.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 07:35 PM (OX9vb)

34 >>>That pic is real. I know exactly where it is. Its at the southern end of the bridge outside Waverly Station in Edinburgh Scotland. I went to college there. I have been drunk on that bridge many times.
Posted by: Chris at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM

but i mean color and stuff is pushed to a painterly palate

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2022 07:36 PM (0G13K)

35 Woke up this mornin'
Jumped on my master's bed
Horked up half a mouse
Right on that monkey's head

He's got those black cat blues
Yeahhhh

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2022 07:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

36 Include the photoshopped photos. Reality is a bummer, man.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Biden the Moscovite Candidate at February 22, 2022 07:36 PM (L7jyl)

37 It's nice to see things that interest you, ace.
Still waiting for you to start hiding 80s mystery clicks behind your photos though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2022 07:37 PM (B+KRM)

38 Swearing in Italian is the best !

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)

39 >>> I went to college there. I have been drunk on that bridge many times.

Posted by: Chris


Drunks in Scotland? The hell, you say!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2022 07:37 PM (XSRBF)

40 Stronzo !

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)

41 Italian is a great language for both singing and swearing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 07:37 PM (HsAzN)

42 LOL - nevertrump footrace. Mountains in the background look like Paradise Valley (Phoenix) but can't be sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (evAgx)

43 Well I got "Putana!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

44
Pezzo di merda!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)

45 So: This is obviously highly photoshopped and not really a photograph. (I mean in terms of color.) Should I include this kind of very-"pushed" image in the Cafes?"

YES! I like it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (evAgx)

46 I saw a short clip of Castreau talking about Russia today and Freeland is standing behind him doing that head twitching thing again. What the fuck is wrong with her?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

47 The second Inman video reminds me of watching midget wrestling on the TV with grandpa oh so many years ago. Offensive? Maybe. Funny as hell? Definitely!

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (W+kMI)

48 >>Is that supposed to be Boston? Where's the mayor?

It's not but it does sort of look like Beacon Hill.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

49 I like the photo.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

50 Girl bird flew away the second she saw an uncoordinated scrawny ugly male bird in full molt pull up in a porsche.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 07:39 PM (O/2Wz)

51 Bottle rocket bike dude is hilarious.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 22, 2022 07:40 PM (jTmQV)

52 46 I saw a short clip of Castreau talking about Russia today and Freeland is standing behind him doing that head twitching thing again. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

the servos in her neck relays are short circuiting, need some adjustment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 07:40 PM (evAgx)

53 One of the biggest all-purpose vulgarities among my Italian relatives was a simple "va caca." "Go take a shit."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 07:40 PM (HsAzN)

54 Fugazi !

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

55 That picture might not be as shooped as you think. Plain old HDR can do amazing things.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2022 07:41 PM (6FeV1)

56 Puta !

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

57 And my Sicilian Uncle's spin on it was "va caca e su mama." Go take a shit and yer mudder too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (HsAzN)

58 I like the photo and see how it spoke to you. Keep bringing them.

Posted by: Oedipus at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (Ezt1G)

59 wait, that was Espanish.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (V13WU)

60
Ace, weren't you trying to learn Italian at some point, or was that just for your movie role in Breaking Away?

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (DUIap)

61 Ok, person that pissed me off while I'm on my bicycle, I'll show you!

[ five hours later ]

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (O/2Wz)

62 20 I do the finger gun thing with one of our cats. Maybe about one out of 5 times he'll play.

The other 4 times he wants to chew on my fingers.
------
Me: Bang! Bang!
Anko the sitting cat: You missed.
(five minutes later)
Me: Sudden boot to the head!
Anko the crouching cat: You missed.
Me: Uh oh, uh, Anko-
Anko: Paw to the head.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (W+kMI)

63 Should I include this kind of very-"pushed" image in the Cafes?

*

Do you find an image interesting?

If yes, post it. If no, don't post it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (gKTJd)

64 That cat only used up three of his nine lives even if he wasn't bulletproof.

Also, I saw The Bulletproof Cats open for The Pet Shop Boys at Madison Square Garden in '88.

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2022 07:43 PM (P1f+c)

65 >>>Ace, weren't you trying to learn Italian at some point, or was that just for your movie role in Breaking Away?


yeah I know some. i did all of duolingo, then I went back to french mostly. I have to get back and really do a lot of italian for a few months.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2022 07:43 PM (0G13K)

66 I think they also used a tilt-shift filter.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 07:43 PM (O/2Wz)

67 35 Woke up this mornin'
Jumped on my master's bed
Horked up half a mouse
Right on that monkey's head

He's got those black cat blues
Yeahhhh
========
Did your kitteh do that this morning, Eris?

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (W+kMI)

68 Spanish, not Italian, but I like how "caca de vaca", a silly way of saying bullshit, becomes "cuckittybuck".

Hardly the stuff of galley slaves and hard-boiled detectives, but I find it amusing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (6FeV1)

69 46 I saw a short clip of Castreau talking about Russia today and Freeland is standing behind him doing that head twitching thing again. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

70 44
Pezzo di merda!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (/U27+)

Where is a good spot to put the dog crate? In the trees near my house? On my road? Inside the shop/barns? I live on ranch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (c2zke)

71 One of the biggest all-purpose vulgarities among my Italian relatives was a simple "va caca." "Go take a shit."
Posted by: Guy Smiley

And with the accompanying hand motions that is a tough one to top!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (Msys3)

72 >>>Do you find an image interesting?


i'm on the line about whether or not the artificiality spoils it

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2022 07:45 PM (0G13K)

73 60
Ace, weren't you trying to learn Italian at some point, or was that just for your movie role in Breaking Away?
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2022 07:42 PM (DUIap)

Refund...REFUND?!?!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2022 07:45 PM (BgMrQ)

74 Defiantly Something:

2 Hours worth of Commodore 64 Training.

https://tinyurl.com/y4jzl3da

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2022 07:45 PM (0C60m)

75
Where is a good spot to put the dog crate? In the trees near my house? On my road? Inside the shop/barns? I live on ranch.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (c2zke)

_________

Inside the shop/barns.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 07:46 PM (/U27+)

76 wretchardthecat
We slid, bit by bit into perdition, greased by imbecile theories that abolished competence, design margins, borders and finally common sense. The wonder was it took so long to happen but it finally did.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:46 PM (yrol0)

77 Did your kitteh do that this morning, Eris?
---

I have no cat, but somewhere in the world, a cat is doing this very thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2022 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

78 >>>I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

Pathological lying. It's called pathological lying.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 22, 2022 07:47 PM (QYPq3)

79 Trudea liberates Ottawa, Putin liberates Donetsk. Comme si, comme ca.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 22, 2022 07:47 PM (oWBc3)

80 No boobs

Photoshop Bribem onto it.

Posted by: Bosk at February 22, 2022 07:47 PM (x6uUk)

81
I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.
Posted by: April

Her good angel is on her shoulder telling her to not be a dick and she keeps trying to shrug/twitch the GA off.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 07:47 PM (vnqom)

82 That pic is real. I know exactly where it is. Its at the southern end of the bridge outside Waverly Station in Edinburgh Scotland. I went to college there. I have been drunk on that bridge many times.
Posted by: Chris at February 22, 2022 07:34 PM

So you are acquainted, no doubt, with the exploration exploits of Sir Oliver S. Lindenbrook, esteemed Edinburgh University professor?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2022 07:48 PM (4I/2K)

83 Dogs do love those door stopper thingies. We had to take them off by our bedroom because, you might not know this, but playing with those things at 3am is the bestest time.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 07:48 PM (O/2Wz)

84 Pathological lying. It's called pathological lying.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose)

Yeah, yeah - that's the ticket!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2022 07:48 PM (Msys3)

85 25 Often heard as "vafangool"

The southern dialects have a habit of changing hard C's to G sounds. They also, like the Sicilians, say "culu" instead of "culo" for "ass."

Posted by: Guy Smiley

I know someone that their first language was Piedmontese. I'm jealous because he is fluent in a bunch of different languages.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 22, 2022 07:48 PM (c2zke)

86 >> So you are acquainted, no doubt, with the exploration exploits of Sir Oliver S. Lindenbrook, esteemed Edinburgh University professor?

Have you the timetables for a steamer to Iceland?

Posted by: some guy out west at February 22, 2022 07:49 PM (lIWP8)

87 This is going to be a good thread.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 07:49 PM (+ya+t)

88 As I recall, if there was a hand-motion for "va caca" it was the "fico", the one where you make a fist with the tip of your thumb poking out between middle and ring fingers.

I remember "tu puzzi" - you stink! Hold nose between thimb and forefinger. And of course the va fan cul' - brush the back of your fingers against the bottom of your chin. That one was serious though. In my 'hood, you'd better be ready to back that shit up or you were getting your ass beat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 07:49 PM (HsAzN)

89
Speaking of putain,

Uke rain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2022 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

90 "i'm on the line about whether or not the artificiality spoils it"

Nah it's just a picture. Another way of looking at the scene. It brings out some detail you might not notice.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2022 07:50 PM (vrz2I)

91 Heil Honk!

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2022 07:50 PM (OaZlZ)

92 Ahhhh. Crossing the water on the way home.

It's cold, for Seattle, and blustery. It's a bumpy ride today. I love the salty air and the spray flying. Have a lovely evening, morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2022 07:50 PM (uM3Pf)

93 77 Did your kitteh do that this morning, Eris?
---
I have no cat, but somewhere in the world, a cat is doing this very thing.
------
This is true!

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2022 07:50 PM (W+kMI)

94 Black Lives (really dont) Matter

Political (class) Correctness

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:50 PM (yrol0)

95
I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Joe Cocker syndrome?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2022 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

96 Until black dads take up $$$$ to pay for their black children Black Lives (really dont) Matter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:52 PM (yrol0)

97 Aw, the crawling Huskies! Good doggehs!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM

Especially when they crawl before Cougars.

Posted by: WSU Alumni at February 22, 2022 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

98 When I was a little girl, we had a dog whose best friend was a Mallard my uncle gave us as a duckling. My dad clipped his wings for a year or so. They followed each other everywhere and slept in the doghouse together. When the duck got big, my dad let his feathers grow out and he flew away. Then the dog left too. It was a sad time at my house.

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2022 07:53 PM (MzKgG)

99 92 Ahhhh. Crossing the water on the way home.

It's cold, for Seattle, and blustery. It's a bumpy ride today. I love the salty air and the spray flying. Have a lovely evening, morons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2022 07:50 PM (uM3Pf)

Bat boat?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:53 PM (yrol0)

100 Do you find an image interesting?


i'm on the line about whether or not the artificiality spoils it
Posted by: ace
**

Not me. If something is neat to look at, I want to look at it. If a macro photograph is taken to trick my eye, I don't think that's any more or less neat than a fun little Wes Anderson style cityscape.

If you like it, post it. Chances are pretty good we'll like it, too. Or at least like making fun of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 07:53 PM (XTk1T)

101 Only your cazzo can prevent forest fires?

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2022 07:54 PM (FhXTo)

102 Joe Cocker syndrome?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2022 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

*snort

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

103 When I was a little girl, we had a dog whose best friend was a Mallard my uncle gave us as a duckling...

*

I won't lie. I thought this was the setup to a fun joke with a clever punchline. The reality at the end was much more Ol' Yeller than I was expecting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 07:55 PM (XTk1T)

104 I hate people that do not take care of their kids.

My mom had a friend (ex Bro law) she liked.

He died and I went to the funeral for her.

*spit*

Walked away

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:56 PM (yrol0)

105 >>> Defiantly Something:

2 Hours worth of Commodore 64 Training.

https://tinyurl.com/y4jzl3da
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2022 07:45 PM (0C60m)

I like to hear old things where people say modem the way a person who knew it was short for modulate demodulate would say it. Nobody even says modem anymore. I guess they may know the box that the cable company brings out is a modem. But I don't hear it in use much anymore.

But if you listen closely to how people used to say it, they say "mo" a bit more like MA and they stress the last syllable "dem". It's very slight but you can catch it.

Nowadays when people say it the o is sharp and the first syllable has the stress.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 07:56 PM (O/2Wz)

106 Remember, only forest fires prevent bears.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 07:57 PM (XTk1T)

107 If you ever see me brushing a pig, it because I want the skin to cook to a delicious golden crispy brown.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2022 07:57 PM (dA9eR)

108 106 Remember, only forest fires prevent bears.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 07:57 PM (XTk1T)

bear kinda greasy

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:57 PM (yrol0)

109 96 Until black dads take up $$$$ to pay for their black children Black Lives (really dont) Matter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:52 PM (yrol0)

What??? I thought someone on an early thread said CRT was true, but only white libs. This is the correct answer. Positive role models, strong faith, work ethic, accountability.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 07:58 PM (ONvIw)

110 107 If you ever see me brushing a pig, it because I want the skin to cook to a delicious golden crispy brown.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2022 07:57 PM (dA9eR)

Now do cows!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:58 PM (yrol0)

111 1. The woman Alec Baldwin killed was Ukranian.
2. Alec Baldwin hates Trump.
3. XXXXX*
4. War in Ukraine is Trump's fault!


*Waiting for Tater to figure out #3.





Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 07:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

112 That photo, could just be a composite of the same image with different exposures overlaid

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 22, 2022 07:59 PM (M+Lyo)

113
Nowadays when people say it the o is sharp and the first syllable has the stress.
Posted by: banana Dream

The jump from 19.2 to 56kb was hot!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 07:59 PM (vnqom)

114 Nobody even says modem anymore. I guess they may know the box that the cable company brings out is a modem. But I don't hear it in use much anymore.

*

I'd be shocked if even 30% of the U.S. population had any idea that there was a difference between wi-fi and the internet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 07:59 PM (XTk1T)

115 What??? I thought someone on an early thread said CRT was true, but only white libs. This is the correct answer. Positive role models, strong faith, work ethic, accountability.
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 07:58 PM (ONvIw)

I could fix 80% black unwed mothers in 10 years.

DNA and SS. No Tax refunds or EBT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 08:00 PM (yrol0)

116 In old NFL Films, they always pronounce it New Ore-lee-ans. Rhymes with euphorians. I wonder what exact year they dropped the extra syllable.

They also always said OJ Simpson's name as oh-JAY with the stress on the JAY. Later it became OH-jay.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 08:00 PM (HsAzN)

117 Have you the timetables for a steamer to Iceland?
Posted by: some guy out west at February 22, 2022 07:49 PM (lIWP

Young man with the gold tooth, I'll give you more gold if you guide us to Reykjavik.

Posted by: Sir Oliver Lindenbrook at February 22, 2022 08:00 PM (4I/2K)

118 My black cat was on my chest when I played the black cat blues, and he got really tense and twitchy

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 08:01 PM (xhaym)

119 Black homicide rates are way up, someone doesn't think they matter

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8)

120 I love the crawling huskies. It's great that they're playing along and the one on the left seems to be having a great time.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:01 PM (ONvIw)

121

46 I saw a short clip of Castreau talking about Russia today and Freeland is standing behind him doing that head twitching thing again. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

------

She's a demon. We're entering hell.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DaIbVg8cN7A

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 22, 2022 08:01 PM (0bHHS)

122 My answer to Guy from the last thread.:
Anybody think that Canada's emergency act will be temporary? I don't.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2022 06:51 PM (coYBh)

Trudeau cannot get re-elected after this. Even people will hate him and all his supporters. Trudeau does not need to stand for election for 5 years after the last one on the Fall 2021. That is, unless too many Liberal and NDP candidates quit or are retired.

I don't think the Canadian Senate will stop him, nor will their courts. Who knows, their government may just ignore the courts too.

Oh BTW, there was a Sasketchewan by-election in a 60 year NDP stronghold last week after the Emergency Measures were announced, and the NDP said they supported Trudeau. The Conservatives won the seat with MORE Conservative votes than they ever had before in any regular election. More Conservative votes in a single race by-election. 10% more than the NDP in an NDP Stronghold. The Liberals are doomed in any fair election after this.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:02 PM (Z32m1)

123 >> Young man with the gold tooth, I'll give you more gold if you guide us to Reykjavik.

I have a problematic relationship with a duck, and you will have to respect that.

Posted by: some guy out west at February 22, 2022 08:02 PM (lIWP8)

124 Anyone but me remember the bobblehead Chrystia Freeland when she was Bill Maher all the time? I swear Bill was banging her, she would actually sit there with her chin cupped in her hands nodding along to whatever Maher babbling about, giving him dreamy eyes. She would have blown him on TV if he asked.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 22, 2022 08:03 PM (4thlk)

125 What??? I thought someone on an early thread said CRT was true, but only white libs. This is the correct answer. Positive role models, strong faith, work ethic, accountability.
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 07:58 PM (ONvIw)

I could fix 80% black unwed mothers in 10 years. DNA and SS. No Tax refunds or EBT.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 08:00 PM (yrol0)

I can fix 100% of all the above, right now, with one neat trick. Butt out. Let communities decide - and flourish or not.

Nothing in life is so damn easy to fix that you can just throw money at it. Yet, plenty of shit is easy to fix in your personal sphere - if you're living as you wish - with just a little bit of cash.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 08:03 PM (8JmLF)

126 I'd be shocked if even 30% of the U.S. population had any idea that there was a difference between wi-fi and the internet.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

I'm looking for a yagi cellular antenna to build a long distance antenna (for camping). You'd be amazed at the comments/complaints from people who buy the wrong frequency yagi and then complain.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:03 PM (vnqom)

127 I saw a short clip of Castreau talking about Russia today and Freeland is standing behind him doing that head twitching thing again. What the fuck is wrong with her?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

Meth. It looks like meth. I would look for sores picked into her face, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 08:03 PM (xhaym)

128 BTW, great picture. I really like it. Dreamlike but real.

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

129 Italian bike vid reminds me of how much I liked the movie Breaking Away.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM (nQgMQ)

130 We have both dsl and cable modem customers. And there are still a few dialup customers out there, although they don't call in often.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

131 95
I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Joe Cocker syndrome?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2022 07:51 PM (63Dwl


That's horrible!

Well done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM (4fSQf)

132 104 I hate people that do not take care of their kids.


Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2022 07:56 PM (yrol0)

Me, too. Reprehensible. You may not have felt ready for responsibility, but there it is, so grow up. This has always been my mantra. Doesn't make me popular.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM (ONvIw)

133 Tucker just asked if Putin eats dogs.

Like a former el presidente we all know

Stock market took a dive. No one mentions a major western country is no longer safe as an investment vehicle.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM (ZW1rs)

134 The way people say modem changed in the 90s. I don't know why or exactly when. But people said it closer to mahDEM (modulate demodulate) before that and then MOdem after.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 08:05 PM (O/2Wz)

135 Justin Trudope seems to be taking time out from assuming dictatorial control of Canada to co-star in the current Mary Worth storyline as "Cal."

https://joshreads.com/

Dude gets around.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 08:05 PM (HsAzN)

136 Yahoo! already claiming PDT called Putin a "genius" for his Ukraine moves. Getting the rumor mill ready for those J6 Committee treason claims?

Posted by: EveR at February 22, 2022 08:05 PM (EZeuH)

137 I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

She knows that she is possessed by satan but can't do anything about it except that twitch.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 22, 2022 08:06 PM (jxmu6)

138 Tourette's syndrome

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 22, 2022 08:06 PM (M+Lyo)

139 My answer to Guy from the last thread.:
Anybody think that Canada's emergency act will be temporary? I don't.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2022 06:51 PM (coYBh)


Next emergency: Climate Change!!!

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 08:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

140 124 Anyone but me remember the bobblehead Chrystia Freeland

I remember her as a regular on Dylan Ratigan's old show, doing the same bobblehead thing. She was always loathsome.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 08:06 PM (HsAzN)

141 The Liberals are doomed in any fair election after this.
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:02 PM

We'll just make sure they're fortified with extra vitamins, minerals, and acceptable thoughts.

For the children.

Posted by: The Liberals at February 22, 2022 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

142 I'm looking for a yagi cellular antenna to build a long distance antenna (for camping). You'd be amazed at the comments/complaints from people who buy the wrong frequency yagi and then complain.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

**

hahaha, that reminds me of the good old days of wardriving off of businesses' high-ish speed internet from my apartment back when the internet was wild and free. I made an antenna out of a pringles can.

Maybe Kazaa era? Audiogalaxy, maybe? Back before it all turned to sh*t, that's for sure.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 08:06 PM (XTk1T)

143 The Liberals are doomed in any fair election after this.
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:02 PM

Fair is the key. You don't get to set the definition. Those in charge do.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 08:07 PM (8JmLF)

144 It's not bad enough that a fascist has seized control on our northern border. No, and it's not bad enough that we're on the eve of WWIII. No, it's got to be snowing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 22, 2022 08:08 PM (FVME7)

145 I like authenticity, ace.

Would not want us to add 'fake pics' to your long and illustrious list of accolades.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:08 PM (QCwhW)

146
I figured out the secret to imitating an Australian/NZ accent: pronounce all the vowels in the first syllable in long form.



Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 08:08 PM (LT5Vx)

147 Someone put a lot of effort into that picture. It's art.

Like it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:09 PM (4fSQf)

148 That's it, Hatari. I was thinking there was another condition without the voice, but apparently Tourette's can be just kinetic without the swearing/involuntary exclamation.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2022 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

149
Inside the shop/barns.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 07:46 PM (/U27+)


That's where shes living. One of my guys just called me. She's hiding in the tunnels now. I left a bunch of chicken and beef at the corner and I'll go back when all my guys are gone. She's running from them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 22, 2022 08:09 PM (c2zke)

150 I'm looking for a yagi cellular antenna to build a long distance antenna (for camping). You'd be amazed at the comments/complaints from people who buy the wrong frequency yagi and then complain.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:03 PM

Yagis aren't all that hard to build yourself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2022 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

151 I'd be shocked if even 30% of the U.S. population had any idea that there was a difference between wi-fi and the internet.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 07:59 PM (XTk1T)

The struggles convincing my wife that wifi was not the same as her data plan.

Eventually I told her it was like AM and FM, and she paid for FM.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 08:11 PM (xhaym)

152 130 We have both dsl and cable modem customers. And there are still a few dialup customers out there, although they don't call in often.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

I wonder how long it takes a modern designed page to load up over dial up? Damn. Disable everything!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:11 PM (QCwhW)

153 What fresh hell awaits us tomorrow?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2022 08:11 PM (qnVBz)

154 Lagging in here - Deputy PM Announces That If You Want Your Bank Accounts Unfrozen, You Just Have to Stop Protesting the Government

Anyone think that it's time to move a little out of the bank into the cigar box.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:11 PM (+kxsn)

155
Yagis aren't all that hard to build yourself.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

There is a laziness factor that you're not aware of....

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:11 PM (vnqom)

156 Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 08:05 PM (HsAzN)

Mary Worth still exists?

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:12 PM (ONvIw)

157 153 What fresh hell awaits us tomorrow?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2022 08:11 PM (qnVBz


Kamala wants to speak with you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:12 PM (4fSQf)

158

Kamala wants to speak with you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Everyone knows how to shut her up...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:13 PM (vnqom)

159 Black cat blues and bulletproof cat are funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (ufFY8)

160 I think dogs are still observing Man and evolving with us as a species. Those Huskies are part of the human family pack. They are watching over and teaching one of their pups. Dogs are wonderful, and do wonders for Humans too.

Unfortunately some species are evolving in a negative direction, like Pitbulls. Even a pitbull enthusiast commented elsewhere that 98% of them should be put down. I think he would be happy if their owners were too.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (Z32m1)

161 156 Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 08:05 PM (HsAzN)

Mary Worth still exists?
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:12 PM (ONvIw)

MARY WORTH IS A DIRTY WHORE!

Posted by: Mark Trail at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (evAgx)

162 Everyone knows how to shut her up...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:13 PM (vnqom)


Peanut butter?

Worked on my dog.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (4fSQf)

163 156 Mary Worth still exists?

I only know this because I read The Comics Curmudgeon for laughs. Haven't read a newspaper in years, but yeah she still exists.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (HsAzN)

164 Is HALO a female centric character game?

Just saw an ad for the new HALO series.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (nQgMQ)

165 MARY WORTH IS A DIRTY WHORE!
Posted by: Mark Trail at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (evAgx)

An old one, too. She must be 120years old

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:15 PM (ONvIw)

166 Yagis - fist thing that popped up was Wilson

I've used Wilson products, signal amplifiers for my phone in the country, and had good results from them.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:15 PM (+kxsn)

167 We have both dsl and cable modem customers. And there are still a few dialup customers out there, although they don't call in often.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

That's because they have to disconnect the computer from the phone line to call you, and then the computer doesn't work

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

168 Don't know if this has been covered today...
"Ottawa Mayor Jim Watson wants to sell the trucks the authorities confiscate"

Any American truck owner/operators who takes their rig to Canada is out of their mind.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:16 PM (vnqom)

169 164 Is HALO a female centric character game?

Just saw an ad for the new HALO series.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (nQgMQ)

No. Although the protagonist is faceless tank guy. The most obvious character(?) is/was a scantily clad AI.

I was never a huge fan of the 'story' of Halo (there was not really much there), but they are doing their best to wokify even that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:16 PM (QCwhW)

170 "Kyle Rittenhouse announced Monday that he is launching The Media Accountability Project (TMAP) to hold media accountable for lies and defamations....Rittenhouse said, "Me and my team have decided to launch The Media Accountability Project as a tool to help fundraise and hold the media accountable for the lies they said and deal with them in court."

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (V13WU)

171 Hah - don't get me started on Woke Mark Trail.

Trump-supporting James Allen was fired, but of course, and replaced by some radical feminist idiot who completely changed the strip. The artwork, the continuity, all of it. It's completely unrecognizable.

Been all downhill since Mark stopped smoking his pipe. I guess it was inevitable.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (HsAzN)

172
I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Wooo-oooo, Twitchy Woman ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (pNxlR)

173 MARY WORTH IS A DIRTY WHORE!
Posted by: Mark Trail at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (evAgx)

An old one, too. She must be 120years old
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:15 PM (ONvIw)

She knows what boys like.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (4I/2K)

174 143 The Liberals are doomed in any fair election after this.
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:02 PM


Therefore there cannot be a fair election.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (H8QX8)

175 I think he would be happy if their owners were too.
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (Z32m1)
--------------

Pitbulls were not intended/bred to be pets.
That's the problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (+kxsn)

176 The interesting question here is who is calling the shots. Bureaucrats, non top corporate types, etc are just playing the careerist strategy of "be the most like your boss to get promoted" game. Trudeau isn't. Biden isn't. Obama isn't. They are all spokesmodels. I'm not even sure Trump was calling the shots on his side. The tell for me is that if these pols were really making decisions, even based on having no morals and being based wholly on self interest, there would be more that would realize the huge open positions in being the voice of populist nationalism. It's like all the carmakers looking at Mustang sales in 65-66 and saying "nah, we don't want to make anything like that. Forget it."

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (3/XaG)

177 Speaking of neighborhoods, think you want to live in Hong Kong?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8k968r

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (AmoqO)

178 photo is interesting.

Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (y+HGU)

179
MARY WORTH IS A DIRTY WHORE!
Posted by: Mark Trail at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM (evAgx)

_________

You're her pimp.

Posted by: Gil Thorp at February 22, 2022 08:18 PM (/U27+)

180
Wooo-oooo, Twitchy Woman ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (pNxlR)

Dammit. Now I have that song in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:18 PM (QCwhW)

181 174 143 The Liberals are doomed in any fair election after this.
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:02 PM


Therefore there cannot be a fair election.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (H8QX8


Bidet was phase one.

Once they realized no one would do anything to them, phase two began.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:18 PM (4fSQf)

182 Yagis - fist thing that popped up was Wilson

I've used Wilson products, signal amplifiers for my phone in the country, and had good results from them.

Posted by: Braenyard

Wilson is very high on the choice list.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:18 PM (vnqom)

183
Should I include this kind of very-"pushed" image in the Cafes?

You should posting pics we can "identify" with. I feel like I'm not "represented" in the images you post, because none of them "look like me."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 08:19 PM (LT5Vx)

184 MARY WORTH IS A DIRTY WHORE!
Posted by: Mark Trail at February 22, 2022 08:14 PM

But she has a heart of gold.

Posted by: Her sister-in-law, Mrs. Butter Worth at February 22, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

185 I think Canada suddenly turning Fascist, with the US not too far behind, has done something to me. Except maybe with my immediate family (3 people I don't want to hurt), I'm going to stop pretending to go along to get along, if God grants me the courage to do so.

Grammar, for instance, overrides "gender identity". You get your choice of he, she, or it. (If you're intelligent enough to look it up, I'll grant the english neuter-animate of "a".

I hereby swear off political correctness. If Ace wants to ban me for it, so be it -- there will undoubtedly be other punishments as well. But may God grant me the strength to persist.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 22, 2022 08:19 PM (y0zVi)

186 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:16 PM (QCwhW)

Thanks. The ad/trailer only showed unhelmeted females and then the helmet soldiers you refer to.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:19 PM (nQgMQ)

187 Kamala wants to speak with you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:12 PM (4fSQf)

"Within the context of talking to you is definitely, let me be clear guys, it is within the window but the fact is the window is still open although narrowing absolutely it is narrow but still slightly open and I am available to speak in that window.
But first I will blow you."

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 08:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

188 it seems to me the cafe pics, if i know for sure what that cafe is, are so good they look fake. with camera lenses and filters etc, most really good photos are somewhat fake? i think.

Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 08:21 PM (y+HGU)

189 Yeah, I don't deny there are a lot of problem pit bulls out there. But watch a few Stray Rescue of St Louis videos. Many pitbulls living in abandoned houses. Maybe they don't show the videos where they try to attack but these dogs seem so grateful to be rescued.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

190 live in Hong Kong?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8k968r
Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (AmoqO)
--------------

That's depressing.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:22 PM (+kxsn)

191 "Within the context of talking to you is definitely, let me be clear guys, it is within the window but the fact is the window is still open although narrowing absolutely it is narrow but still slightly open and I am available to speak in that window.
But first I will blow you."
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 08:21 PM (Ed8Zd)


Dammit Kamala. That's the waiter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:22 PM (4fSQf)

192 Thanks. The ad/trailer only showed unhelmeted females and then the helmet soldiers you refer to.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:19 PM (nQgMQ)

As far as I understand, they are introducing a character who has no analogue in the games and making her super powerful and the Key to Everything.

Original Halo was essentially about a dude who was fighting an endless, losing war. Very powerful yes, but his key attribute was implacability. Hell, Gears of War had more story and character development.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:22 PM (QCwhW)

193 >>> No. Although the protagonist is faceless tank guy. The most obvious character(?) is/was a scantily clad AI.

I was never a huge fan of the 'story' of Halo (there was not really much there), but they are doing their best to wokify even that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:16 PM (QCwhW)


Cortana. I heard the show has desexyfied her.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 08:23 PM (O/2Wz)

194 I thought Sandmann and Rittenhouse would do something together.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:23 PM (nQgMQ)

195
Looks like Disney/Pixar made another pervert-fantasy "kids movie." Avoid "Turning Red."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 08:23 PM (LT5Vx)

196 >>>Maybe they don't show the videos where they try to attack but these dogs seem so grateful to be rescued.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward
-------------------

Pit bulls are sensitive and very sweet ... until they aren't.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:24 PM (+kxsn)

197 Hell, Gears of War had more story and character development.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:22 PM (QCwhW)

"Go to the place and shoot the lads"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2022 08:24 PM (6FeV1)

198 Cortana. I heard the show has desexyfied her.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 08:23 PM (O/2Wz)

They descantified her in the latest game. Gave her a star trek next generation type uniform.

I miss attractive women in games.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:24 PM (QCwhW)

199
Pit bulls are sensitive and very sweet ... until they aren't.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:24 PM (+kxsn)

_________

Sadly, this is true.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:25 PM (/U27+)

200 Canada is not a republic, or a democracy. It is a...constitutional Monarchy. we are not a monarchy , constitutional or otherwise. so we will not become canada. But we do have major problems.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)

201 Yes, but I've had people tell me Rottweilers are vicious too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1)

202 Dreamlike but real.

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

That's how I would describe Karen Gillan.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 08:25 PM (dscaa)

203 Whoever said they are going to use the Ukrain crisi to go after Trump supporters collect your prize. I'm already seeing MSM propaganda about how Trump is a fan of Putin, Trump praises Putin, Trump is Putin puppet etc... They will go after him hard on this but he will not be the main target. It's 80 million or so Americans.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2022 08:25 PM (PTDkx)

204 194 I thought Sandmann and Rittenhouse would do something together.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:23 PM (nQgMQ)

I saw 'Me and My Team' and immediately flashed back to O'Reilly when he'd say 'WE here at the Factor...' and imagined it was just him and a camera guy (who of course looked around when O'Reilly said it.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:25 PM (QCwhW)

205 "Within the context of talking to you is definitely, let me be clear guys, it is within the window but the fact is the window is still open although narrowing absolutely it is narrow but still slightly open and I am available to speak in that window.

But first I will blow you."
>>>
This is the Jack In The Box drive thru, ma'am.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2022 08:26 PM (4I/2K)

206 I have a picture of my aunt's pit snuggled on a chaise lounge with my mom.

The same pit bull that killed two other dogs because they looked at her food bowl.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:26 PM (+kxsn)

207 It's nice of you to teach us Italian, Ace. Especially all the practical stuff.

Posted by: bluebell at February 22, 2022 08:26 PM (wyw4S)

208 190 live in Hong Kong?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8k968r
Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (AmoqO)
--------------
That's depressing.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:22 PM (+kxsn)

that's what I thought, looked like one of the lower levels of hell. Or a real bad sci-fi movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 08:26 PM (evAgx)

209 I know cazzo from Archer.

Mallorie kills the Italian prime minister and calls him a "cazzo fascista" (Fucking fascist)

Posted by: ballistic at February 22, 2022 08:27 PM (oXNqT)

210 >>> I thought Sandmann and Rittenhouse would do something together.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:23 PM (nQgMQ)


I think the leftist media oligarchs and their leftist courts have figured out how to prevent there from ever being another Sandmann. In the future, they will slander you all they want, and you will have no recourse, like Palin. Rittenhouse and is legal people have probably come to this conclusion.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 08:27 PM (O/2Wz)

211 194 I thought Sandmann and Rittenhouse would do something together.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:23 PM (nQgMQ)

We're just two - Wild and Crazy Guys!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 08:27 PM (evAgx)

212 Nowadays when people say it the o is sharp and the first syllable has the stress.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 07:56 PM

I've been saying modem that way for 40 years.

Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas MiniMoMe March 26 at February 22, 2022 08:28 PM (ezpv1)

213 Yeah, I don't deny there are a lot of problem pit bulls out there. But watch a few Stray Rescue of St Louis videos. Many pitbulls living in abandoned houses. Maybe they don't show the videos where they try to attack but these dogs seem so grateful to be rescued.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

I don't know the other one's name, but apparently there are two stray pitbull rescue outfits in St. Louis, and they don't like each other. Like, Sharks and Jets level don't like each other.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2022 08:28 PM (4GFH7)

214 I love the picture, it looks like a place where you'd see Orson Welles or Peter Lorre sneak by for a coffee and toast.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:28 PM (ONvIw)

215 And springer spaniels tend to be resource hoarders. There are always people posting that they feel their dog is getting aggressive with a family member. Does not mean all springers are dangerous.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)

216 all i say is, based on personal experience, don't let a couple of pit bulls chase you on a bike unless you are a packing the heater.

Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (y+HGU)

217 We have no actual, enforceable libel laws in this country. Accept it and deal with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (evAgx)

218 I think Rots have more self control.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (+kxsn)

219 I am really impressed with the information you provide in your post. Looking forward to visiting more.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (dscaa)

220 Probably 80 percent of our customers couldn't tell you what email client they use.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (5HBd1)

221 I've been saying modem that way for 40 years.
Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas MiniMoMe March 26 at February 22, 2022 08:28 PM (ezpv1)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (QCwhW)

222 That Hong Kong pic is dying to have Judge Dredd photoshopped in.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:30 PM (nQgMQ)

223 Granny does your dog bite? No child no.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2022 08:30 PM (0OP+5)

224 The tell for me is that if these pols were really making decisions, even based on having no morals and being based wholly on self interest, there would be more that would realize the huge open positions in being the voice of populist nationalism. It's like all the carmakers looking at Mustang sales in 65-66 and saying "nah, we don't want to make anything like that. Forget it."
Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM

=========================

More like the car designers are saying I want to build this hot, sexy car, but none of the bankers want to finance it. Bankers being analogous to big donors, campaign consultants, and PACS.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:30 PM (Z32m1)

225 Too regular to be that old district of Hong Kong they tore down before the hand over. Not much of an improvement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:30 PM (QCwhW)

226 no, that pic is weirdly interesting. not sure why.

Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 08:31 PM (y+HGU)

227 Mowed 'em

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:31 PM (+kxsn)

228
If you don't breed for temperament and don't socialize the dogs you get problems, regardless of the breed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:31 PM (/U27+)

229 200 Canada is not a republic, or a democracy. It is a...constitutional Monarchy. we are not a monarchy , constitutional or otherwise. so we will not become canada. But we do have major problems.

The problem we are having here is that the institutions that are supposed to enforce the rules are blatantly lying and ignoring them and using the media to keep many\most people unaware that the Narrative is a ridiculous lie. Repetition and repetition til people just accept the basic story. Jan 6 was a "deadly insurrection". There was nothing abnormal at all about the 2020 elections. And now in Canada we are seeing the concept that nonviolent protest is " terrorism " and can be treated like a violent attack. Sure, it's unconstitutional to ban free speech. But what if none of the authorities will rule banning it unconstitutional?

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:31 PM (3/XaG)

230 "4 So: This is obviously highly photoshopped and not really a photograph. Should I include this kind of image in the Cafes?

Do you like it? Then yes.

Posted by: WhiteRook45 at February 22, 2022 07:30 PM (sin/g) "


this !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 22, 2022 08:32 PM (DuiUU)

231 Used to be that poodle was the breed with most reported dog bites. Pits make it up in quality.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:32 PM (nQgMQ)

232 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2022 08:33 PM (+4oV5)

233 Horse plays keep-away with another horse. I'm always amused and intrigued to see animals playing the same games children play.

That horse is kind of a jackass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:33 PM (II3Gr)

234 Lambirda-- the forbidden dance.

Bitches, man. Bitches.
*buys bird a beer*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:35 PM (II3Gr)

235 We have no actual, enforceable libel laws in this country. Accept it and deal with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (evAgx)

Up until the 1820-40's there was a very effective alternative, Demand Satisfaction, and have your seconds arrange the Duel. Many duels were settled peacefully, even after blood was shed.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:35 PM (Z32m1)

236 Hello, Ladyl.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 22, 2022 08:35 PM (c77qg)

237 >>> They descantified her in the latest game. Gave her a star trek next generation type uniform.

I miss attractive women in games.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:24 PM (QCwhW)


In the new DII resurrected Bliz changed the image for the amazon. The original was not sexy, she was fit. The new one looks intentionally ugly. Someone pointed out, hey here's a random sampling of female track stars, including ones that throw javelins, notice how they all happen to look really attractive. Like there's some uncanny link between being a physically fit woman and being attractive. Who would have guessed!

I know they're getting their asses metooed off right now. Their advisors told them, "don't take any chances, make all chicks ugly as hell, it'll be fine".

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 08:35 PM (O/2Wz)

238 233 Horse plays keep-away with another horse.

he wont get away with it fur long

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 08:36 PM (us2H3)

239 I like Tom Servo's answer better, but she may have an involuntary twitch. I forget what it's called, but it's a real condition.

Tourette Syndrome

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:36 PM (lD3vL)

240 175 Pitbulls were not intended/bred to be pets.
That's the problem.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:17 PM (+kxsn)

True, but they weren't intended/bred to be psychotic assholes either. Unfortunately a lot of owners didn't get the memo, so the breed is stuck in an ugly feedback loop.

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2022 08:36 PM (UewuT)

241 Didn't get to have dogs or cats growing up. Maybe that explains my general lack of empathy and avoidant attachment style.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:36 PM (II3Gr)

242 234 Lambirda-- the forbidden dance.

Bitches, man. Bitches.
*buys bird a beer*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:35 PM (II3Gr)

No doubt she flew off to tell all her friends what a creep he was.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 22, 2022 08:37 PM (z5Vrg)

243 What's an email client?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:37 PM (+kxsn)

244 I delivered mail for 10 years. All dogs bite. The worst are those invisible fences on big properties. Come out and get your ass in a second.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 08:39 PM (+ya+t)

245 Trudeau says today he swears he's going to defend democracy.


In Ukraine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

246 But what if none of the authorities will rule banning it unconstitutional?

Then it is a breech of contract, and the contract then become null and void. If they don't respect the restrictions on their impulses, then we don't have to respect the office, since if Rights can be arbitrarily removed, then so can the office.

If you are playing Poker with someone and all of a sudden some start playing Uno and others start playing Go Fish, you aren't playing cards anymore.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (lD3vL)

247 What's an email client?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:37 PM

You know, a program like "Endora"

Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas MiniMoMe March 26 at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (ezpv1)

248 No doubt she flew off to tell all her friends what a creep he was.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 22, 2022 08:37 PM (z5Vrg)

"Like OH MY GOD, he just did this like dance, and he didn't bring any, like, twigs or leaves or even like some berries or ANYTHING! He's like so totally cheep!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (II3Gr)

249
*bangs thread on side*

Is this thing working?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (/U27+)

250 Tourette Syndrome
Posted by: Reuben Hick
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It's something else. One of Obama's original appointee's had it. She was booted quick thanks to Glenn Beck*.

*before he went crazy

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (+kxsn)

251 If you are playing Poker with someone and all of a sudden some start playing Uno and others start playing Go Fish, you aren't playing cards anymore.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (lD3vL)

That's when you pull out your sidearm and start waving it around.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (II3Gr)

252 If you don't breed for temperament and don't socialize the dogs you get problems, regardless of the breed.

What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (4F9rE)

253 Didn't get to have dogs or cats growing up. Maybe that explains my general lack of empathy and avoidant attachment style.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Get a therapy dog (Border Collie, Aussie, German Shepard, or a Golden). The mrs. has 2 because she has complex PTSD, and
that Border Collie and Aussie works wonders for her. There is a program or two in Florida that will assist you if you are disabled for any reason.

Posted by: cocaine apocalypse at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (d03z4)

254 You know, a program like "Endora"

Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas
--------------------

The witch?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (+kxsn)

255 Trudeau says today he swears he's going to defend democracy.

But not at home. He can go full lawless dictator and subjugate the citizens but he still thinks he is defending democracy.

I'm of the opinion that anyone who vocalizes that word has no idea what that word means. It is 100% trigger language meant to manipulate the retarded.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (lD3vL)

256 I know they're getting their asses metooed off right now. Their advisors told them, "don't take any chances, make all chicks ugly as hell, it'll be fine".
Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 08:35 PM (O/2Wz)

They're afraid Anita Sarkeesian will say mean things about them or some shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (II3Gr)

257 Hiyah {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (hOUT3)

258 229 200 Canada is not a republic, or a democracy. It is a constitutional Monarchy. we are not a monarchy, constitutional or otherwise. so we will not become canada. But we do have major problems.
=
The problem we are having here is that the institutions that are supposed to enforce the rules are blatantly lying and ignoring them and using the media to keep many\most people unaware that the Narrative is a ridiculous lie. Repetition and repetition til people just accept the basic story. Jan 6 was a "deadly insurrection". There was nothing abnormal at all about the 2020 elections. And now in Canada we are seeing the concept that nonviolent protest is " terrorism " and can be treated like a violent attack. Sure, it's unconstitutional to ban free speech. But what if none of the authorities will rule banning it unconstitutional?
Posted by: azjaeger
Canada says they have a written Constitution, Bill of Rights, and a Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I tried to track them down on night. Maybe they actually exist, but I never saw anything saying "Canadians have the Right to ..." We really have it good here, because our revolutionaries were smart and organized, and wrote it down

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (Z32m1)

259 What's an email client?

Posted by: Braenyard

Like wiped it with a cloth?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2022 08:43 PM (Msys3)

260 That's when you pull out your sidearm and start waving it around.

Especially when there is a good pot on the table.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:43 PM (lD3vL)

261 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (4F9rE)


dead

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 08:43 PM (us2H3)

262 You know, a program like "Endora"

Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas
--------------------

The witch?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM

No! It's a computer program named after the witch. You can use it for all kinds of things. Reading emails and sending emails and, um, reading emails. All kinds of things.

Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas MiniMoMe March 26 at February 22, 2022 08:44 PM (ezpv1)

263 Canada says they have a written Constitution, Bill of Rights, and a Charter of Rights and Freedoms.


===


You know who else had a constitution ...???

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

264 >>Trudeau says today he swears he's going to defend democracy.


>>In Ukraine.

That would be a first. Western governments never have before. Just the opposite.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

265
We really have it good here, because our revolutionaries were smart and organized, and wrote it down
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (Z32m1)

_________

They were even smarter because they said your rights can't be abridged. In other words, your rights aren't granted by the government.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (/U27+)

266 I still use Eudora. It's fantastic.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (dscaa)

267 Email clients:

outlook
thunderbird
mac mail
windows mail
windows live mail
eudora (yes still a few copies out there)

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (5HBd1)

268
Bull Mastiffs are sweet pooches.
Their natural protective instinct is fascinating -- they instinctually put themselves between their owner and a stranger and act as a barrier.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (LT5Vx)

269 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?

Jack Russel Terrier

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (lD3vL)

270 262 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (4F9rE)

French Bulldog!

Posted by: Conor at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

271 That would be a first. Western governments never have before. Just the opposite.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (ZLI7S


We haven't had a good track record since WWII

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM (4fSQf)

272 If you are playing Poker with someone and all of a sudden some start playing Uno and others start playing Go Fish, you aren't playing cards anymore.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (lD3vL)

Well, in this game if you try to cash your chips out or go to the bathroom and not come back, they will break your car windows and your knees because they haven't stripped you clean. Because they are in the poker league and you aren't

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM (xhaym)

273 262 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel
------------

Beagles have cute since of humor.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM (+kxsn)

274 252 If you don't breed for temperament and don't socialize the dogs you get problems, regardless of the breed.

What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (4F9rE)
Maine Coon.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM (0OP+5)

275 Retrievers are pretty mellow with people.

Pointers too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:47 PM (4fSQf)

276 271 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?

Jack Russel Terrier
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (lD3vL)

Mine is the sweetest pup, can be active, but once he's had his walk, he's relaxed and a friend to all

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:47 PM (ONvIw)

277 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel

Newfi aka Newfoundland

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2022 08:47 PM (vnqom)

278
You know who else had a constitution ...???
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)

_________

A woman goes into a library in Paris and asks if they have a copy of the French Constitution. The librarian sniffs, "Madame, we do not carry periodicals."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:47 PM (/U27+)

279
Aren't we overdue for the FBI/CIA to cyber-attack us and blame "Russian hackers?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (LT5Vx)

280 Jack Russel Terrier
Posted by: Reuben Hick
----------------

Thank goodness they are only |>-

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (+kxsn)

281 IBM notes was an exceptional email client.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)

282 The other odd thing is that whoever is trying to take over is doing it all stupid. The Soviets promised a worker utopia. The Nazis promised prosperity and cars and homes for workers and rebuilding Germany. These people talk of pods and eating bugs and fixing you for not accepting abnormal behavior as wonderful. And since they got the controls the life of the average person has gotten worse even if they don't care about politics. It makes no sense.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (3/XaG)

283 275 262 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel
------------

Beagles have cute since of humor.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM (+kxsn)

Great dogs but ENORMOUS pains in the ass when they're young. Training and exercise are absolutely critical.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (II3Gr)

284 Terriers are mellow but they don't live long.

Short about dogs have a lot of health issues, I've heard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

285 *snout

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (4fSQf)

286 Black Cat Blues...perfection.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2022 08:49 PM (Rbu5d)

287 Jack Russel Terrier
----
Watch out who you listen to. My brother has one of those little things and it's nuts.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 08:49 PM (+ya+t)

288 246
Then it is a breech of contract, and the contract then become null and void. If they don't respect the restrictions on their impulses, then we don't have to respect the office, since if Rights can be arbitrarily removed, then so can the office.

If you are playing Poker with someone and all of a sudden some start playing Uno and others start playing Go Fish, you aren't playing cards anymore.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM (lD3vL)

Strictly speaking in our form of government, they are employed by us. Usurping powers that don't belong to them is treason. While nominally Caesar did not officially overthrow the Roman republic nor did any emperor after him, we all know he overthrew the republic.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 22, 2022 08:49 PM (z5Vrg)

289 A woman goes into a library in Paris and asks if they have a copy of the French Constitution. The librarian sniffs, "Madame, we do not carry periodicals."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:47 PM (/U27+)

*Classy guffaw*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:49 PM (4fSQf)

290 Corgis !

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 08:49 PM (V13WU)

291 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:47 PM (/U27+)


lol

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)

292 Trump is playing troll grandmaster again tonight, and analpubdit is spanking out about it. Trump said that the Putin took advantage of Biden's weakness was sheer genius

It hurts so much because Trump's right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 08:50 PM (/aFKY)

293 >>> I've been saying modem that way for 40 years.
Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas MiniMoMe March 26 at February 22, 2022 08:28 PM (ezpv1)

This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 08:29 PM (QCwhW)


So you two were the one's responsible for the change.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 08:50 PM (O/2Wz)

294 252 If you don't breed for temperament and don't socialize the dogs you get problems, regardless of the breed.
Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM

(0OP+5)

Breeding for temperament must be the key. Bogie's breeder opened the door and there were a half dozen of the quietest doggies all wagging their tales and waiting, and I mean waiting, to be noticed. The nice family attitude let me know I came to the right place.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2022 08:50 PM (ONvIw)

295 >>>He doesn't say figlio de putana, son (singular) of a whore.

So not talking about Obama then.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2022 08:50 PM (QUJVI)

296 >>> 284 The other odd thing is that whoever is trying to take over is doing it all stupid. The Soviets promised a worker utopia. The Nazis promised prosperity and cars and homes for workers and rebuilding Germany. These people talk of pods and eating bugs and fixing you for not accepting abnormal behavior as wonderful. And since they got the controls the life of the average person has gotten worse even if they don't care about politics. It makes no sense.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (3/XaG)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Stan at February 22, 2022 08:50 PM (llON8)

297
dead
Posted by: REDACTED

lol

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:51 PM (4F9rE)

298 ]i\They were even smarter because they said your rights can't be abridged. In other words, your rights aren't granted by the government.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:45 PM (/U27+)

And at the time they meant it, but they really did not seem realize the type of utter pond scum that would eventually still become powerful professional politicians in a Republic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

299 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?

*

I'd vote:
English Pointers.
Greyhounds.
You can choose the order.

I lurv me some beagles, but they're mischievous as heck. They have their own sense of humor, and they don't care if you're involved or not. Labs and Goldens and other great family dogs are great family dogs, but I never knew mellow until we became familiar with those two breeds above.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 08:51 PM (XTk1T)

300 46 I saw a short clip of Castreau talking about Russia today and Freeland is standing behind him doing that head twitching thing again. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 22, 2022 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

She's behind on the upgrades.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2022 08:52 PM (Rbu5d)

301 Canada has a weak sister bill of rights if it was granted by parliament, as those rights can then be rescinded. Constitutional Bill of rights theoretically give us protection from having our rights abridged by congress and the president. Very theoretical at present.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 22, 2022 08:52 PM (mCh4j)

302
What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel

Sporting breeds: crazy
Hounds: stupid
Toys: bossy
Terriers: noisy
Herding: obsessive
Get a Working breed. Watch for slobber.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 08:52 PM (/U27+)

303 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?

Jack Russel Terrier
*****

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 08:53 PM (XTk1T)

304 >>Watch out who you listen to. My brother has one of those little things and it's nuts.

My mom had one I used to call Mr Muscle. Looked like a roid monster.

He kicked the crap out of a huge Doberman that made the mistake of wandering into my mom's barn.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)

305 Well, I for one will not be putting any Canadian maple syrup on my French Toast, nor will I even give the customary side eye to the Canadian Bacon in the store.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:53 PM (4fSQf)

306 Well found another thing to fix inside the ICM B-26K. Can't really fault them or I could if they spent as much time studying photos of "Special Kay" and her cockpit as I have.

They provide this partial bulkhead with instruments behind the pilot's seat but missed one behind the co-pilot's seat.

To make this bulkhead even more unique there is an oblong hole cut out in it to allow access to the hydraulic reservoir to check and refill it. But wait there is more because behind the observer/co-pilot's seat is a hatch that opens into the bomb bay so the bottom of this bulkhead is angled to meet the top of this hatch. And because this is a B-26K, On Mark put this light gray quilted padding over it which is another thing I have to make out of aluminum foil and paint.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 08:53 PM (0CEb9)

307 Trump is playing troll grandmaster again tonight, and analpubdit is spanking out about it. Trump said that the Putin took advantage of Biden's weakness was sheer genius

It hurts so much because Trump's right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 08:50 PM (/aFKY)

Where is this happening? I need some Trump power truth tonight

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 08:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

308 Get a therapy dog (Border Collie, Aussie, German Shepard, or a Golden). The mrs. has 2 because she has complex PTSD, and
that Border Collie and Aussie works wonders for her. There is a program or two in Florida that will assist you if you are disabled for any reason.
Posted by: cocaine apocalypse at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (d03z4)

Appreciate the info!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 22, 2022 08:53 PM (II3Gr)

309 And at the time they meant it, but they really did not seem realize the type of utter pond scum that would eventually still become powerful professional politicians in a Republic!


Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.

Posted by: John Adams at February 22, 2022 08:54 PM (lD3vL)

310 I saw a short clip of Castreau talking about Russia today and Freeland is standing behind him doing that head twitching thing again. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Posted by: Mark1971

She's behind on the upgrades.
Posted by: Flyover

She reminds me of Max Headroom.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2022 08:54 PM (Msys3)

311 I understand the Caesar's now, and why so many were happy to see the Republic die. In the eyes of the common folk, the Republic had become a corrupt little oligarchy run by about 40 families. The Caesars promised to spread the wealth to everyone, which they did for a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 08:54 PM (/aFKY)

312 The other odd thing is that whoever is trying to take over is doing it all stupid.
[ . . . ]
And since they got the controls the life of the average person has gotten worse even if they don't care about politics. It makes no sense.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (3/XaG)

This is not a revolution, it is coup d'etat to put the natural rulers of the world into control and reduce everyone else into slavery.
It is the ultimate ideological step that starts with the idea that there are a technical elite who need to control the world to make it fair and optimize its production: however as the world is complicated and messy it becomes necessary to simplify it. Hence bugs and pods and no personal right of any sort since that complicates things.

That sort of power attracts sociopaths, and serial killers.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 08:55 PM (xhaym)

313 Labs and Goldens and other great family dogs are great family dogs, but I never knew mellow until we became familiar with those two breeds above.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey,
-------------------

Labs are lovers.
But if a person hasn't had dogs he should take into consideration the differences in owning big one's versus smaller breeds.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:55 PM (+kxsn)

314 Trump is playing troll grandmaster again tonight, and analpubdit is spanking out about it. Trump said that the Putin took advantage of Biden's weakness was sheer genius.

Yeah - but Trump in charge would have to either put boots on the ground, or launch some missiles - just because that's where the action is.

And look - Biden may. And by Biden - I mean all the different factions jostling for power. Because Biden ain't even in charge of his own asshole. Just ask the Brits.

Who are assholes in their own right. But their assholes are definitely locked down.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 08:55 PM (8JmLF)

315 We haven't had a good track record since WWII
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:46 PM (4fSQf)

Pretty much coincident with the transition of the Department of WAR (against real enemies) to the Department of DEFENSE (of defense contractor contracts and political grift).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 08:56 PM (hOUT3)

316 Pepper is a miniature dachshund and all she cares about is food. If there is food she is happy, if Madison The Cat looks at Pepper's bowl she growls but does not bite.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2022 08:56 PM (0OP+5)

317 >>Yeah - but Trump in charge would have to either put boots on the ground, or launch some missiles - just because that's where the action is.

Trump was in charge for 4 years. And Putin didn't do shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

318 Hunting dogs are great with kids if you have a yard to let them out in. Raised with German Short Haired Pointers. Best tempered dogs I've ever known.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 08:57 PM (+ya+t)

319
You know, a program like "Endora"

Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas MiniMoMe March 26 at February 22, 2022 08:40 PM

can't use Endora...it won't let me cut-n-paste from PFSWrite

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2022 08:57 PM (DUIap)

320 Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.

Posted by: John Adams at February 22, 2022 08:54 PM (lD3vL)

Great point. If you build a strip club in a run down industrial area, you're asking for a certain clientele.

Politicians are just scumbag grifters who know where the best marks are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 08:57 PM (4fSQf)

321 Trump kept the price of oil cheap which hurt Putin's ability to do anything.

The Bidet, is oil past $100/barrel yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 08:58 PM (0CEb9)

322 And since they got the controls the life of the average person has gotten worse even if they don't care about politics. It makes no sense.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (3/XaG)

And in general they don't care about politics, they care about finances. All currency is now fiat, and they have been playing games with it for a century, but mostly they can only inflate it and borrow against it. This is truly trucking the banks and the the whole thing is teetering right now.
I suspect the last two years has been an attempt to prevent the crash that was created by the reaction to 2008. And it is going to be bad, and there is no way to stop it, and nowhere to hide.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym)

323 Jack Russel Terrier
----
Watch out who you listen to. My brother has one of those little things and it's nuts.

I thought that the JRT was world renown for being the most naturally hyperactive dog. Makes a border collie on meth look mellow.

Posted by: John Adams at February 22, 2022 08:59 PM (lD3vL)

324 Labs are lovers.
But if a person hasn't had dogs he should take into consideration the differences in owning big one's versus smaller breeds.

Posted by: Braenyard

I have had labs and boxers. Loved them. Had a little poodle as a kid that was a sweetheart. Would nice to find a little lab or boxer. Getting too old for a large dog.

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:59 PM (4F9rE)

325 All those collegiate women swimmers being screwed over by "trans" competition? And their parents?

Silence equals death. Remember?

Also, LoLGF. You voted for this sh*t.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2022 08:59 PM (EZebt)

326 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (4F9rE)

Yorkie...Chihuahua...

#heretohelp

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2022 09:00 PM (BgMrQ)

327 Get a therapy dog (Border Collie, Aussie, German Shepard, or a Golden). The mrs. has 2 because she has complex PTSD, and
that Border Collie and Aussie works wonders for her. There is a program or two in Florida that will assist you if you are disabled for any reason.
Posted by: cocaine apocalypse at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (d03z4)

Appreciate the info!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker

I got you, brother. No worries.

Posted by: cocaine apocalypse at February 22, 2022 09:00 PM (d03z4)

328 Great American President sock off

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:00 PM (lD3vL)

329 Dang

For Presidents' Day we should have all socked a President. Though knowing the Horde, there would have been twenty Reagans and maybe one Eisenhower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:01 PM (0CEb9)

330 Oh this is great, I looked up the spelling on the Jack Russel Terrier and now I am getting ads and news stories about working dogs.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:01 PM (lD3vL)

331 332 Dang

For Presidents' Day we should have all socked a President. Though knowing the Horde, there would have been twenty Reagans and maybe one Eisenhower.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:01 PM (0CEb9)

Calvin Coolidge.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 22, 2022 09:02 PM (hR5xa)

332 For Presidents' Day we should have all socked a President. Though knowing the Horde, there would have been twenty Reagans and maybe one Eisenhower.

The lurkers would have taken the 30th President Calvin Coolidge but we would never have known.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:02 PM (lD3vL)

333 Yeah - but Trump in charge would have to either put boots on the ground, or launch some missiles - just because that's where the action is.

Trump was in charge for 4 years. And Putin didn't do shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (8JmLF)

334 Yeah - but Trump in charge would have to either put boots on the ground, or launch some missiles - just because that's where the action is.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 08:55 PM (8JmLF)

++++

No. Trump would not have given Putin the green light to begin with, so Putin would not have entered Ukraine.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (3FuNn)

335 Pound dogs go so fast here. Wuhan was crazy. I have worked the entire time. I only work 4 days a week now and that may get cut to part time. The powers that be are being hush hush. We have to move the office before the end of March. I should maybe wait until after that.

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (4F9rE)

336 For Presidents' Day we should have all socked a President. Though knowing the Horde, there would have been twenty Reagans and maybe one Eisenhower.

I'm sure that there would have been some really profanity laced insane comments from socks using Hillary's name.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:04 PM (lD3vL)

337 The one who was big on using missiles to cover his bimbo eruptions was William 'Bubba' Clinton

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:04 PM (0CEb9)

338 No. Trump would not have given Putin the green light to begin with, so Putin would not have entered Ukraine.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (3FuNn)

That and Trump wouldn't have given away the energy weapon - it's harder for Russia to go to war when oil's 40/barrel vs 100/barrel.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 22, 2022 09:04 PM (hR5xa)

339
Pound dogs go so fast here.

________

There's such a shortage of pound dogs that they have to be imported. 'Struth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:05 PM (/U27+)

340 340 The one who was big on using missiles to cover his bimbo eruptions was William 'Bubba' Clinton
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:04 PM (0CEb9

Inspired his own movie, he did.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:05 PM (4fSQf)

341 After fifty repetitions of the Hillary socks asking why they ain't ahead 50 points...

Let's not go there

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:05 PM (0CEb9)

342
For Presidents' Day we should have all socked a President. Though knowing the Horde, there would have been twenty Reagans and maybe one Eisenhower.

__________

William McKinley

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (/U27+)

343 These people talk of pods and eating bugs and fixing you for not accepting abnormal behavior as wonderful. And since they got the controls the life of the average person has gotten worse even if they don't care about politics. It makes no sense.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 08:48 PM (3/XaG)

That's a good point. They have coopted morality and decided we all need to "sacrifice" for some ethereal sense of "good".

That's why I know human sacrifice itself (in its own name) is coming down the road.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (dscaa)

344 If you can't pick him up and carry him to your vehicle
he's a large dog.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (+kxsn)

345 Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.
Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (8JmLF)

1. We were already in Syria.
2. Trump tried to draw down troops there repeatedly and the Pentagon largely disregarded these orders. They were slow-walking Afghanistan too.
3. You also disregarded Jack's point that Putin wouldn't be jockeying for position like that with Trump still in office.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (z5Vrg)

346 My mother had a Doberman when I was born and she (the dog) lived until I was 12.

Best dog ever, but holy moly would she fuck your shit up if you messed with the family.

Posted by: ballistic at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (oXNqT)

347 That and Trump wouldn't have given away the energy weapon - it's harder for Russia to go to war when oil's 40/barrel vs 100/barrel.

That is the answer. When you don't have to export any oil - its tough to care about the international price of oil. Or what Russian or the Saudis care about the price of much of anything.

Thanks Joe. You did that.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (8JmLF)

348 Dear {{{Hrothgar}}} and {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (+4oV5)

349 I have a pair of Bichons and yes they are loveable pups

but you better have a shitload of time to spend with them and a lot of patience

and they are a bitch to groom

I have found them the hardest dog to train

they are smart but extremely willful

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (us2H3)

350 That sort of power attracts sociopaths, and serial killers

There was a good think piece I ran across the other day that defined the main social conflict as between those who live in the virtual world, and those who live in the physical world. Those in the virtual world have the controls now, and they are unstable internally because although the physical world doesn't REALLY need the virtual world, the virtual world NEEDS the physical world and because they see themselves as superior, it makes them mad and insecure. I used to run across the early version of this on argument sites with kids ten years ago. They were all convinced that because they understood computer minutia that made them vastly smarter than people who understood things like rigging a threemasted ship, or carburetor fine tuning. Because computers!

Posted by: azjaeger at February 22, 2022 09:07 PM (3/XaG)

351 Damn, I really miss Trump.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2022 09:07 PM (0C60m)

352 I have a MinPin mix who is extremely mellow -- unless her cat (I thought he was mine but ... ) is outside and yowls in distress. Then she wants out, hackles up, and won't come back in until she's chased off whatever's after Scotty.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 22, 2022 09:07 PM (y0zVi)

353 I can't pick up and carry either dog. They both weigh about 80 pounds but aren't really that large. I have steps for the car for the old dog, but still have to help her up.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 09:07 PM (5HBd1)

354 Another sweet dog I knew was my brothers Greyhound. Kept in a cage until he got her. She was my buddy, knew my car and could run like the wind. Beautiful to watch.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 09:07 PM (+ya+t)

355 >>Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

>>Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.

I know exactly where it is. Get out your history book and look up Trump getting us out of Syria after Obama got us in.

Wasn't that long ago. Might not need a book. The experts all said it would lead to a Kurdish genocide. The experts were wrong again.

All I heard for 4 years is that Trump was going to break NATO and get us into WWIII. Instead he oversaw peace deals the experts said were impossible and ended wars.

It took Biden to get us to the precipice of a major war in Europe, not Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)

356 Canada says they have a written Constitution, Bill of Rights, and a Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I tried to track them down on night. Maybe they actually exist, but I never saw anything saying "Canadians have the Right to ..." We really have it good here, because our revolutionaries were smart and organized, and wrote it down
Posted by: rd at February 22, 2022 08:42 PM (Z32m1)

They also have government run hate crime "courts" - not a judge versus you and an accuser, but the government accuses you. How that squares with a supposed rights of freedom charter is for you to guess.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

357
Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.
Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (8JmLF)

Sure Jan. Then take a look at North Korea. And the mideast. (*Hint- the Abraham Accords)


Serious questions - what's the goal of these "pokey" posts? Are you just trying to figure out if we're idiots? What our response willl be to stupid prompts? Please respond- I really want to understand this.

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 09:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

358 ..What's an email client? Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:37 PM (+kxsn)


Client No. 9. He's Client No. 9. Forgot the actual politician's name, but he'll always be famous as Client No. 9.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (QzJWU)

359 Serious questions - what's the goal of these "pokey" posts? Are you just trying to figure out if we're idiots? What our response willl be to stupid prompts? Please respond- I really want to understand this.
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 09:08 PM (Ed8Z


Soros pays .25 cents per shitpost.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (4fSQf)

360 That's why I know human sacrifice itself (in its own name) is coming down the road.
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (dscaa)

Ahem!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ [/ at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (hOUT3)

361 And it only took Bidet a year to push the world to this precipice

You did that Joey, you and your grifting apparatchiks.

And this looks ready to make the Cuban Missile Crisis seem small potatoes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (0CEb9)

362 There's an interesting training book called "When Pigs Fly:Training Impossible Dogs" by Jane Killion. She has bull terriers. What I really like is that she doesn't mess around when it comes to treats. You want to get their attention, come with the good stuff. She sometimes uses pork roast for treats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

363 clip of Trump lecturing Nato peeps about being feckless toads

next to him was Kay Baily Hutchinson, who was looking like Fredo after Mike tore into Mo Green

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (us2H3)

364 1. We were already in Syria.

Yes - we already were. And we launched numerous Tomahawks that we never replaced. Based upon a CNN report regarding a chemical weapons attack by Assad. Funny - the clean-up started the same day.

That's not how it works, even in my admittedly 90's understanding of chemical warfare. Of course - CNN would never lie.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (8JmLF)

365 Client No. 9. He's Client No. 9. Forgot the actual politician's name, but he'll always be famous as Client No. 9.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (QzJWU)


Spitzer?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (4fSQf)

366 348 Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.
Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (8JmLF)
-------------------------

Stay on point.
Point being Putin and Ukraine.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (+kxsn)

367 Ahem!
Posted by: Planned Parenthood Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ [/ at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (hOUT3)

I'm well aware but that is not in its own name. They call that "women's health" and "reproductive freedom".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (dscaa)

368
If you can't pick him up and carry him to your vehicle
he's a large dog.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (+kxsn)

________

At a show many years ago. Grooming and rings are in separate buildings. Her Majesty finished grooming Possum when a tremendous rainstorm started. She asked me to carry Possum (who was a big girl) over to the ring. On the way she thoughtfully held an umbrella over... Possum. HM said, "If you slip and fall, try not to get her dirty."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (/U27+)

369 It took Biden to get us to the precipice of a major war in Europe, not Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)/i]\

Thank you Jack!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

370
What are your predictions?

Do the Saudis tell biden to fuckrightoff, or will they help ol' joke biden and pump up production?

(And at what cost? What will biden have to give the Saudis in exchange?)

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:11 PM (LT5Vx)

371 Hadrian

She had her priorities straight. Dog then husband.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:11 PM (0CEb9)

372 Serious questions - what's the goal of these "pokey" posts? Are you just trying to figure out if we're idiots? What our response willl be to stupid prompts? Please respond- I really want to understand this.

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 09:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

I love this.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:12 PM (dscaa)

373 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (/U27+)

So you're saying HM understands the concept of priorities?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:12 PM (hOUT3)

374 Thought OPEC has already hung up on Joey and his begging for more oil?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:12 PM (0CEb9)

375 Evening, hordelings. Dude...

https://tinyurl.com/26kjjs93

Father instructs 4 year old to shoot police at SLC McDonald's, with a gun the guy handed off to his kid. Cop deflects gun with his hand, causing the round to pierce an awning.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 22, 2022 09:12 PM (OssQ4)

376 Saudis already told Joe no.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 09:12 PM (5HBd1)

377 And this looks ready to make the Cuban Missile Crisis seem small potatoes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (0CEb9)
------------

'Never underestimate Joey's ability...

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:12 PM (+kxsn)

378 Liberals. Always projecting.


Trump wanted a dictatorship!

But it's Biden and Trudeau destroying everyone's rights.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:13 PM (4fSQf)

379 4 year old with gun

Obviously the 'pops' will be BLM Father of the Year

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:13 PM (0CEb9)

380 Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.
Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:03 PM (8JmLF)

Just a wild guess but Syria is the keystone in your Risk strategy ??

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:13 PM (us2H3)

381 345
For Presidents' Day we should have all socked a President. Though knowing the Horde, there would have been twenty Reagans and maybe one Eisenhower.

__________

William McKinley

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:06 PM (/U27+)

++++

I wasn't going to say anything.

Posted by: Silent Cal Coolidge at February 22, 2022 09:13 PM (3FuNn)

382 Stay on point.
Point being Putin and Ukraine.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (+kxsn)

Easy point - it's half a world away - while we have an erupting Socialist government to our North - and a solid Narco State to our South.

We have bigger problems closer to home.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:14 PM (8JmLF)

383 I endeavor to be precise, but sometimes someone else appears with a razor that is so surgically sharpened it makes me slightly jealous and thoroughly awestruck.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:14 PM (dscaa)

384 What are your predictions?

Do the Saudis tell biden to fuckrightoff, or will they help ol' joke biden and pump up production?


They are already at top production. Its gotten so bad that the Biden junta has backed off on its sanctions against Iran in the hope that Iranian oil will hit the market only to discover that Iran has been going around the sanctions already that there isn't any more capacity.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:14 PM (lD3vL)

385 Thought OPEC has already hung up on Joey and his begging for more oil?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:12 PM (0CEb9)

Anna., let's be fair here, after all, it is NOT like pResident Biden did NOTHING about energy costs...

even though what he did accomplished NOTHING!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

386 Note, Biden will now be able to say, we warned you about higher energy prices, because we have to defend Ukes.

Starting a War with a nuclear power to cover up for the results of your OWN failed energy policies. They will now blame Putin for high energy prices.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

387 my Bichons weigh 29 pounds

together !

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:15 PM (us2H3)

388 371 Trump would of said,
-------------------

Trump wouldn't have said a word
Putin would have done nothing

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:15 PM (+kxsn)

389 And it only took Bidet a year to push the world to this precipice

You did that Joey, you and your grifting apparatchiks.

And this looks ready to make the Cuban Missile Crisis seem small potatoes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:09 PM (0CEb9)

More like a month. Last Feb/Mar the Ukranians moved their army into a demiltarized zone near the breakaway republics, and the US and UK were sending ships to support / bluff the Russians. But Edrogan refused to allow the ships in because Biden pissed him off, and the Russians got troops to the area and checkmated whatever dumbass plan the US had. The Ukranian troops are still out in that area banned by treaty.

Putin and the Russians have been trying to get some diplomacy going since then, while we have lately been playing stupid games instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:15 PM (eoQWY)

390 Anna., let's be fair here, after all, it is NOT like pResident Biden did NOTHING about energy costs...

even though what he did accomplished NOTHING!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:14 PM (hOUT3)

You are absolutely correct, he did a LOT about energy prices...

To raise them...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0)

391 I'm well aware but that is not in its own name. They call that "women's health" and "reproductive freedom".
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:10 PM (dscaa)

No kidding?

Posted by: Stan at February 22, 2022 09:16 PM (hOUT3)

392 Just a wild guess but Syria is the keystone in your Risk strategy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:13 PM (us2H3)

Everyone knows its Madagascar!

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

393 So when will Joey's coterie of mental midgets with covetous eyes upon the SPR to save their political non-meat bacon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:16 PM (0CEb9)

394 Rude, crude and Presidentin' Dude!

Posted by: Count de Andy Jackson at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (4I/2K)

395 Hello, Cat Cafe people. How goes it?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (UmVA6)

396 Hadrian the Seventh

Sad when her top priority is not you, her husband.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

397
By Friday, we'll be told this was "Trump's plan" and biden was forced to carry it out (like Afghanistan).

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (LT5Vx)

398 If we shipped weapons to Ukraine, we likely just shipped weapons to Russia.

Seems we're good at that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (4fSQf)

399 So, Biden sending more troops and planes to the area.

What happens when he sends an airstrike from Poland into Ukraine?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (oHd/0)

400 397 Just a wild guess but Syria is the keystone in your Risk strategy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:13 PM (us2H3)

Everyone knows its Madagascar!
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:16 PM (eoQWY)

Ironically, it's the Ukraine that is most important, to some players

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:18 PM (us2H3)

401 @397

>>Everyone knows its Madagascar!

Cameroon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2022 09:18 PM (0C60m)

402
Sad when her top priority is not you, her husband.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

_________

It was funny at the time and it's funny 25 years later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (/U27+)

403 Biden did kinda cause this one...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)

404 If Bidet launches a strike out of a NATO country without proper consultation and approval then guess what, NATO will probably collapse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (0CEb9)

405 Pit bulls are the best. We rescued five over the years, and other than a tendency to die too young from very aggressive forms of cancer, they were all perfect. Never lost their temper, even when kept with other dogs, and were always obedient, polite and affectionate. And could talk to you.

Posted by: HTL at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (G6nPO)

406 405 Biden did kind of nail this one...
Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 09:18 PM (e+8oD)

Nail, as in create another unneeded problem by continuing to raise the ante? or the Border of Russia?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (oHd/0)

407 I always start with Australia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)

408 Note, Biden will now be able to say, we warned you about higher energy prices, because we have to defend Ukes.

Starting a War with a nuclear power to cover up for the results of your OWN failed energy policies. They will now blame Putin for high energy prices.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

Carter had all sorts of people to blame too for his disasters. Didn't help him since the buck stops with the President, fairly or unfairly.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (eoQWY)

409
Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 09:18 PM (e+8oD)

fuck off, dunce

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (LT5Vx)

410 NaCly, my boy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:20 PM (hOUT3)

411 Trump would of said, listen Vlad I just need a little more time to secure my dictatorship. Could you hold off just a bit? I promise to get rid of NATO, whatever you want Vlad, but just hold off a little bit.

Now imagine those being spoken by Adam Schiff

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:20 PM (lD3vL)

412 Nice glasses Rick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2022 09:20 PM (0C60m)

413 Ukraine is Risk is like fighting a land war in Asia

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:20 PM (0CEb9)

414 So, Biden sending more troops and planes to the area.

What happens when he sends an airstrike from Poland into Ukraine?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (oHd/0)

Poland is hardly Ukraine and the Donbas' "Area".

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

415 405 Biden did kind of nail this one...
---------------------

You mean, like a coffin nail?


Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:21 PM (+kxsn)

416 I wonder what a Rhodesian Ridgeback Great Dane cross would be like.

Posted by: Javems at February 22, 2022 09:21 PM (AmoqO)

417 It was funny at the time and it's funny 25 years later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:19 PM (/U27+)

And Hadrian, quite obviously, also understands priorities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

418 Hadrian the Seventh

Well, hope you both had a good laugh, and she made up for it later.

Yup, this marriage thing has a lot of hidden items in it. I thought I knew women. Ha! I was an idiot before marriage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

419 Truthfully countries like Belarus will go 'nyet' if Washington asks for overflight permission.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (0CEb9)

420 Putin and the Russians have been trying to get some diplomacy going since then, while we have lately been playing stupid games instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:15 PM (eoQWY)

Damn it Cat - Trump would have made a few tweets, fired up the base - and just "took care of shit". Shit always worked out better with Trump. This is known.

As long as you don't pay attention to Syria. His missile launch there was Presidential. I'm sure that's why the Joint Chiefs showed him how to do it. He Tomahawked them "bigly". It was a high energy strike.

Posted by: Stayin' Alive at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (8JmLF)

421 Dogs are fun.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (dscaa)

422
Hello, Cat Cafe people. How goes it?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Howdy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (LT5Vx)

423 Commissar Hrothgar

Good evening. Did you send me a cryptic email from one of your alternate identities? Been holding off replying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

424 129 Italian bike vid reminds me of how much I liked the movie Breaking Away.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM

That's exactly what I was thinking of while watching that video. Loved that movie!

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (rbKZ6)

425 Anna Puma

Without Article 5, there is no NATO. So you are correct.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

426 412 405 Biden did kind of nail this one...
Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 09:18 PM (e+8oD)

so how old was she ?

lke 10, 11 ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2022 09:23 PM (us2H3)

427 (e+8oD)

I'm a thinkin' Raykon...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2022 09:23 PM (BgMrQ)

428 *blinks*

Someone's hash should really be Id10T instead of e+8oD

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:23 PM (0CEb9)

429 Not even a creative troll.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

430 So, Biden sending more troops and planes to the area.

What happens when he sends an airstrike from Poland into Ukraine?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2022 09:17 PM (oHd/0)

Poland is hardly Ukraine and the Donbas' "Area".
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:21 PM (eoQWY)

"Donbass too far, Poland is closer !"

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 09:24 PM (V13WU)

431 422 I wonder what a Rhodesian Ridgeback Great Dane cross would be like.
Posted by: Javems
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At that time when 'Daring Dobermans' was a thing a fellow in the other neighborhood was raising dobie/dane crossbreeds. And they weren't for pets.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:24 PM (+kxsn)

432 82nd in Poland, I'd like to see how that changes.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 09:24 PM (+ya+t)

433 Good evening. Did you send me a cryptic email from one of your alternate identities? Been holding off replying.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (u82oZ)

Oh ye of little internet faith!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Honking is a start, but not a solution! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

434 Salty Dawg

#306

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:25 PM (0CEb9)

435 AlaBAMA

Is Staying Alive a troll?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

436 Not even a creative troll.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

Spelling is better, there is that.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 09:28 PM (xhaym)

437 Stopped the thread dead in its tracks

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:28 PM (+kxsn)

438 What happens in Poland, stays in Poland....

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 09:28 PM (V13WU)

439 Posted by: Rinklemeyser at February 22, 2022 09:26 PM (dWe7F)

Son, if you're gonna change your hash, change the name as well.

Makes the game more fun...

#whackapinata

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2022 09:28 PM (BgMrQ)

440 Anna Puma

That's not a B-26. Its a miniature doll house with wings, machine guns, and bombs. Which is pretty cool when you think about it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

441 Howdy.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (LT5Vx)

Hows life?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2022 09:29 PM (UmVA6)

442 436 AlaBAMA

Is Staying Alive a troll?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ


Aye. Aye. Aye. Aye.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:29 PM (4fSQf)

443 Dwarf Tossing > Dwarf MMA

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2022 09:29 PM (R/m4+)

444 Starting a War with a nuclear power to cover up for the results of your OWN failed energy policies. They will now blame Putin for high energy prices.

We need to drill it home to these retards every day that when Trump was in office, the former United States was a net exporter of petroleum.

We had more than enough petro.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:30 PM (lD3vL)

445 I just realized I was wading through poison oak yesterday and I put the pants back on today, and I have been wandering around the house not wearing socks . . .

I know where the rash is going to be tomorrow!!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 09:30 PM (xhaym)

446
Hows life?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

It's good.
You should come around more often.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:30 PM (LT5Vx)

447 Lessko Branden

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 22, 2022 09:31 PM (3vQN0)

448 Is it a "failed energy policy" when the result is exactly what you intend?

Remember "under my plan energy prices will necessarily skyrocket"?

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:31 PM (dscaa)

449 "The Liberals are doomed in any fair election after this."

those are not "liberals" ... they are terrorists .. or hypnotized leftists? And the last "fair election" was ? long ago. He who counts the votes determines outcome ... not fairness.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2022 09:31 PM (Cus5s)

450 We need to drill it home to these retards every day that when Trump was in office, the former United States was a net exporter of petroleum.

We had more than enough petro.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:30 PM (lD3vL)


Thankfully, Trump destroyed the mainstream media. So most people get their news from Joe Rogan now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:31 PM (4fSQf)

451 I know where the rash is going to be tomorrow!!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2022 09:30 PM (xhay

Better than freezing your penis.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 09:31 PM (nQgMQ)

452 For those that haven't checked any of the early morning threads, there's been an Allan G (of salted earth fame) and a wickedpinto sighting.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 09:32 PM (5HBd1)

453 Carter had all sorts of people to blame too for his disasters. Didn't help him since the buck stops with the President, fairly or unfairly.

But Carter was the president at the time. We don't know who is making the Ukraine or the energy decisions while this cardboard cut-out is taking up space.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:32 PM (lD3vL)

454 129 Italian bike vid reminds me of how much I liked the movie Breaking Away.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 22, 2022 08:04 PM
That's exactly what I was thinking of while watching that video. Loved that movie!
Posted by: Moonbeam at February 22, 2022 09:22 PM (rbKZ6)

Refund?! Refund?! Refund?!...

Posted by: Dad from Breaking Away at February 22, 2022 09:32 PM (R/m4+)

455
Republicans, who haven't said anything for the past year, can't shut up for their support for biden's new war for "democracy."

Rubio, who never once showed support for DeSantis or Floridians, is gung-ho for war with Russia!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:33 PM (LT5Vx)

456 Notsothoreau - move forward

Wow. wikedpinto. That brings back uh... nothing.

Not like that Tickled in Pink gal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

457 >>Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

>>Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.

*

Was that the place where Trump said do one thing and the generals said "Nah, bruh, we good, we gone do this other thang cuz you don't know whatchu doing cuz you ain't one of us" and didn't tell him what they were doing against his commands?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 09:34 PM (XTk1T)

458 What is the mellowist (if that is a word) breed?
Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 08:41 PM (4F9rE)

I have heard people say that Golden Retrievers are probably the most laid back.

The St Bernard's I have run into have been remarkably placid. Like big, wagging, mountains of hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 09:34 PM (QCwhW)

459 Thanks for the compliment Salty Dawg, I think

Everything I am doing to this kit, will have to do when and if the second K finally makes it off the boat from Lithuania.

So once I finish making this bulkhead, just might pop off a copy while I can. This is going to be closed canopy so after adding sheet plastic to the center console to match the real one and once painted, will merely slap a decal with radio switches on it.

Second K if I learn smash molding to make a vac-u-form canopy want to open up the pilot and co-pilot hatches. Thank goodness every ICM Invader kit comes with the early and late canopies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:34 PM (0CEb9)

460 Carter had all sorts of people to blame too for his disasters. Didn't help him since the buck stops with the President, fairly or unfairly.

But Carter was the president at the time. We don't know who is making the Ukraine or the energy decisions while this cardboard cut-out is taking up space.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:32 PM (lD3vL)

They have to make the cutout popular to stay in power. Even Harris is dangerous to them if she takes over - she doesn't need them like Biden does, or Bidens handlers like Dr Jill

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:35 PM (eoQWY)

461 We had more than enough petro.
Posted by: Reuben Hick
------------------

It didn't go away.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:35 PM (+kxsn)

462 The war industry is very profitable.

War = profit destroying and profit rebuilding afterward.

And all that profit means campaign donations for the same cheerleaders of democracy in Congress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:35 PM (4fSQf)

463
Fox Fake News spent the day as a revolving door for warmongering Republicans with lots to say about Ukraine, but mum about Americans for the past year.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:35 PM (LT5Vx)

464 Republicans, who haven't said anything for the past year, can't shut up for their support for biden's new war for "democracy."

Rubio, who never once showed support for DeSantis or Floridians, is gung-ho for war with Russia!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:33 PM (LT5Vx)

Quell surprise!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

465 Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Harry!
Howdy handsome! Long time no see! How are you, young man?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2022 09:36 PM (ALf1x)

466 Republicans, who haven't said anything for the past year, can't shut up for their support for biden's new war for "democracy."

Rubio, who never once showed support for DeSantis or Floridians, is gung-ho for war with Russia!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:33 PM (LT5Vx)

What Rubio sprong has a cushy job with a Ukranian company without having to show up?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

467 speaking of Stayin' Alive - I ran across this video of the Nork Army on Parade earlier today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbC6dLG_dQY

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 09:36 PM (evAgx)

468 Dondi better watch his garbage cans again

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:36 PM (0CEb9)

469 On the EMT, starting at 120. I think Allan G was on the same thread.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 22, 2022 09:37 PM (5HBd1)

470 It's good.
You should come around more often.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:30 PM (LT5Vx)

Eh, been busy. Work, life, whatnot. But I will definitely make an effort! Especially now that I got a sick new laptop.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2022 09:37 PM (UmVA6)

471 It didn't go away.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:35 PM (+kxsn)

If you can't access it, does it really exist (in any meaningful sense)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:37 PM (hOUT3)

472 Anna Puma

Definitely a complement. Some miniature doll houses have amazing detail. Like your B-26.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

473 Harry!
Howdy handsome! Long time no see! How are you, young man?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2022 09:36 PM (ALf1x)

Eh, you know, living life. Not that young anymore -- I am (very) officially in my mid 30's now!

Whats new with you, nurse?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2022 09:38 PM (UmVA6)

474
You'll remember these same Republicans were Mute when President Trump was signing peace accords in the Middle East.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:38 PM (LT5Vx)

475 Remember "under my plan energy prices will necessarily skyrocket"?
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 09:31 PM (dscaa)
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Yup, this is his third term.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:39 PM (+kxsn)

476 >>Get your globe out, or Risk Board, and look up Syria.

>>Trump could not stay out of conflicts. If there's action, he has to be there. It's his nature.

*

Well sure. One has to assume that there are lots of Republicans laundering money in the Ukraine, too. I guarantee John McCain was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 09:39 PM (XTk1T)

477 I have heard people say that Golden Retrievers are probably the most laid back.

The St Bernard's I have run into have been remarkably placid. Like big, wagging, mountains of hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Like these 2 puppies?

https://mobile.twitter.com/JUSTcatmeme2/
status/1496286737458470917

Posted by: cocaine apocalypse at February 22, 2022 09:40 PM (d03z4)

478 474
You'll remember these same Republicans were Mute when President Trump was signing peace accords in the Middle East.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:38 PM (LT5Vx)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 09:40 PM (QCwhW)

479 Nacly Dog,

Probably scoggie.

Posted by: whig at February 22, 2022 09:40 PM (rWpFx)

480 I wonder if Biden is scared that Putin will capture proof of his family's shady dealings in Ukraine and air it for the world to see.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:40 PM (4fSQf)

481 You'll remember these same Republicans were Mute when President Trump was signing peace accords in the Middle East.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:38 PM (LT5Vx)

Where's the grift in Middle East peace?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

482 If you can't access it, does it really exist (in any meaningful sense)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
------------------

Only that it will remain when big Joey is gone.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:41 PM (+kxsn)

483
Whats new with you, nurse?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Nada mucho.
Youngest son is deployed right now, so I'm kind of trying not to worry too much. Oldest lives locally and I see him a few times a month for dinner. The beach is cold this week, lows in the low 20s, but the sunsets are still beautiful.

What have you been up to? What's going on in the crazy HP dating scene?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2022 09:41 PM (uCQKt)

484 Not like that Tickled in Pink gal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

She was a freak show. Troll used to have imagination.

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 09:41 PM (4F9rE)

485 Like these 2 puppies?

https://mobile.twitter.com/JUSTcatmeme2/
status/1496286737458470917
Posted by: cocaine apocalypse at February 22, 2022 09:40 PM (d03z4)

I watched that video three times and did not see a St Bernard! Or a Golden Retriever!

Or a bra!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2022 09:42 PM (QCwhW)

486 Keeping the bomb bay closed on this kit. Same will go for the second K. I really do not want to get lost in there running hydraulic lines and control cables.

Strangely the ICM kit is missing all these details. But the 1993 Monogram A-26 has them molded into the bomb bay sides. Just like the Monogram kit has the oxygen regulator and hose in the aft gunner compartment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:42 PM (0CEb9)

487 I wonder if Biden is scared that Putin will capture proof of his family's shady dealings in Ukraine and air it for the world to see.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:40 PM (4fSQf)

or the Ukranians. They paid lots of money for protection, and got nothing but promises.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:42 PM (eoQWY)

488
Oh how they all crawl out of the woodwork for wars...

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:42 PM (LT5Vx)

489 485 National Guard deploying to DC to stop convoy
Posted by: TruthSocial User at February 22, 2022 09:41 PM (1CfY1


Ah, the department of pre-crime.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:42 PM (4fSQf)

490 I'm mentally trying to game out how bad this could get if everyone in our government does the stupidest thing possible at every point. Which seems like a safe bet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 22, 2022 09:42 PM (evAgx)

491 You'll remember these same Republicans were Mute when President Trump was signing peace accords in the Middle East.
*

ABC, CBS, and NBC couldn't even be bothered to cut into their mid-day soap operas.

Not even a little scroll at the bottom IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 09:43 PM (XTk1T)

492
Putin's supposed 200K troops in Ukraine is but one month of foreign invaders crossing biden's open border.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:43 PM (LT5Vx)

493 Tom Servo

It does seem like they are checking off every box in some mad list to blow up the world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:43 PM (0CEb9)

494 Tom Servo

OK. The NOKS are something.

The next video on my screen was Russian Recruits marching to Barbie Girl, by Aqua. They got the words right, but could not march in step like the NOKs. Crazy world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

495 he war industry is very profitable.

War = profit destroying and profit rebuilding afterward.


Just watch the movie "Backstabbing for Beginners" which was about the highly corrupt Oil for Food program in Iraq.

We have a new generation of slugs who feel its their turn at the corruption trough. This is what is mean by "adults in the room".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:44 PM (lD3vL)

496 We are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Ukrainian boys ought to be doing for themselves.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Commander In Chief at February 22, 2022 09:44 PM (R/m4+)

497 >>Was that the place where Trump said do one thing and the generals said "Nah, bruh, we good, we gone do this other thang cuz you don't know whatchu doing cuz you ain't one of us" and didn't tell him what they were doing against his commands?

Syria was the place where Trump authorized the bombing of hundreds of Russian mercenaries/irregulars for attacking troops that Obama had stationed in the country. Over 300 hundreds of them were killed or injured and no American casualties.

Putin was very cooperative after that.

And then Trump brought the troops home and the much predicted massacre of our Kurdish allies never happened. And Putin didn't do squat in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 09:44 PM (ZLI7S)

498 All trolls are average joe!

no! all trolls are raykon!!

no!! all trolls are scoggie!!!

no!!! all trolls are bananasplitsguy!!!

I beg to differ. All trolls are averagerayscogggiesplitguy.

Maybe add in a dash of palinsteele?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 22, 2022 09:44 PM (jxmu6)

499 490, sooth, yep, paid trolls, Berlin Betty types like kurt, and ghosts of past banned commenters

Posted by: whig at February 22, 2022 09:45 PM (rWpFx)

500 Putin's supposed 200K troops in Ukraine is but one month of foreign invaders crossing biden's open border

Now that is a great candidate for the Statistical World In Pictures.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:45 PM (lD3vL)

501
btw, didn't we give Ukraine billions in cash and weapons so they can defend themselves??

Do we get a refund if the US has to fight the Russians for them?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:45 PM (LT5Vx)

502
NATO needs to unleash the Belgian war machine on Putin's ass.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:46 PM (/U27+)

503 btw, didn't we give Ukraine billions in cash and weapons so they can defend themselves??

Do we get a refund if the US has to fight the Russians for them?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:45 PM (LT5Vx)

Most of that was bounced right back to Biden and other maggots like him.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2022 09:46 PM (eoQWY)

504 Democrats are willing to sacrifice American lives for Ukraine but refuse to protect the lives of American citizens from illegals coming across the US-Mexican border.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:47 PM (0CEb9)

505 NATO needs to unleash the Belgian war machine on Putin's ass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 09:46 PM (/U27+)


infamous Belgian wafflen

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 09:47 PM (V13WU)

506 Waffen SS Belgium

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:48 PM (0CEb9)

507 317 >>Yeah - but Trump in charge would have to either put boots on the ground, or launch some missiles - just because that's where the action is.

Trump was in charge for 4 years. And Putin didn't do shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2022 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Trump was in charge for four years and didn't start a war.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2022 09:48 PM (Rbu5d)

508
paid trolls, Berlin Betty types like kurt, and ghosts of past banned commenters
Posted by: whig

The gaslighting on youtube and twitter for Ukraine, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:48 PM (LT5Vx)

509 505 Democrats are willing to sacrifice American lives for Ukraine but refuse to protect the lives of American citizens from illegals coming across the US-Mexican border.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:47 PM (0CEb9


Ukrainian Borders Matter!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:48 PM (4fSQf)

510 Berlin Betty?

Oh you mean Axis Sally and Lord Haw Haw

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (0CEb9)

511 What have you been up to? What's going on in the crazy HP dating scene?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2022 09:41 PM (uCQKt)

Ha ha, honestly nothing interesting. Well, good stories I guess, but I've been in a bit of a rut of matching with beautiful awesome girls who end up being, er, not what their pictures or text game suggest. But can't complain, I guess.

Also been working like crazy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (UmVA6)

512 Have a great night, everyone.

Tomorrow will be very cold. So practice your hypothermia rescues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

513 What makes waffles Belgian?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

514 We are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Ukrainian boys ought to be doing for themselves.

Do these "boys" identify as males? I've seen the quality of the recruits. It is as bad as the promotional videos depict. it seems that the whole military is made of Cat 4s and Klingers.

I'm going to go with Lurch here on his characterization of today's Party Military. Lurch was only a decade or so off.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (lD3vL)

515 Believe it or not, the hot pockets and miller lite trick isn't working as well as it used to, either. Which is lame, it was my best move.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 22, 2022 09:50 PM (UmVA6)

516 Yeah I need to get back to playing with the B-26K kit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2022 09:50 PM (0CEb9)

517
btw, did anyone see that 2008 video clip of "candidate" biden predicting exactly how he'd fuck up Afghanistan in 2021?

It's surreal.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:50 PM (LT5Vx)

518 "Berlin Betty?'

Hogan's Heroes reference.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 22, 2022 09:50 PM (jxmu6)

519 Sooth, I stay off social sewage media but thx for confirming that all trolls are on deck

Posted by: whig at February 22, 2022 09:51 PM (rWpFx)

520 The raykon tell is that there's almost always an "i n k" in the nic. Start with a few innocuous posts, then abruptly segue into batshittery, assholery, and general unpleasantness.

It's a pretty boring MO, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2022 09:51 PM (6FeV1)

521 The propaganda is working.

My totally ultra LIV, apolitical, gives no fucks about any of it, wife told me tonight Putin is a bad guy because he invaded innocent Ukraine.

Sigh....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 22, 2022 09:51 PM (3vQN0)

522 Is kinda weird that the trolls show up right as Biden starts pushing his tough guy shit in Ukraine.

Paid media blitz to raise his poll numbers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:52 PM (4fSQf)

523 What makes waffles Belgian?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)


the fruit

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 09:52 PM (V13WU)

524 514 What makes waffles Belgian?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

Separate the eggs, whip the whites to a medium peak, then fold back in.

Add a bit more sugar, too, maybe some vanilla if you're feeling fancy. Otherwise it's just waffle/pancake batter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2022 09:53 PM (6FeV1)

525 I found "apolitical " to always mean "feeeeeelings, but can't put them into words."

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 09:53 PM (V13WU)

526 NOKO military marching women are marching cats.
Got those lines lined up.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 09:53 PM (+kxsn)

527 Democrats are willing to sacrifice American lives for Ukraine but refuse to protect the lives of American citizens from illegals coming across the US-Mexican border.

Trump ordered a drone hit on Qasem Soleimani, we have a dictator to our north who has vowed to seize bank accounts of American citizens in their dragnet.

That is an act of war. For seventy years the Party Military has had zero interest in protecting any American citizen lives nor protecting our borders. The only protecting that the Party Military has done is to secure MIC profits and the congress critters and patrons who are connected.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 22, 2022 09:54 PM (lD3vL)

528 514 What makes waffles Belgian?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

My government skool teacher husband adds his special sauce to my waffles....Voila! Belgian waffles!

Posted by: Government Skool Teacher's Wife at February 22, 2022 09:55 PM (R/m4+)

529 ..Ukrainian Borders Matter! Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:48 PM (4fSQf)


They caught truck at the Mexican border, which was carrying a shipping container holding about two dozen Chinese. Not just illegal aliens, but..

Border Coolies.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 09:56 PM (QzJWU)

530
lolbiden

https://youtu.be/wycvHg-zaE8?t=120

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 09:57 PM (LT5Vx)

531 I just realized I was wading through poison oak yesterday and I put the pants back on today, and I have been wandering around the house not wearing socks
----
Scrub the fuck out of it with salt, Dawn dish soap and vinegar. Pack it with salt and wrap it with an Ace bandage. Repeat every day. 3 days it's gone. You'll get it again from the washer if you don't get rid of them.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 09:58 PM (+ya+t)

532 They caught truck at the Mexican border, which was carrying a shipping container holding about two dozen Chinese. Not just illegal aliens, but..
Border Coolies.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2022 09:56 PM (QzJWU)

Do you need to repeat the intersectional CRT training sequence...

again?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 22, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

533 Berlin Betty was such a hag.

Posted by: Leslie Smythe Beddoes at February 22, 2022 09:59 PM (jxmu6)

534 What makes waffles Belgian?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

I broke a few eggs in my time.

Posted by: Leon DeGrelle at February 22, 2022 10:01 PM (jxmu6)

535 We are not about to send American boys 9 or 10 thousand miles away from home to do what Ukrainian boys ought to be doing for themselves.
Posted by: Joe Biden, Commander In Chief at February 22, 2022 09:44 PM (R/m


Luckily my son who was previously on the Ukraine border and still has 5 months left on his ability to be recalled to service has not and will not be vaccinated. So Uncle Sam will have to do without his amazing sniper skilz

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 10:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

536 kinda weird that the trolls show up right as Biden starts pushing his tough guy shit in Ukraine.

Paid media blitz to raise his poll numbers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2

I under they get paid and maybe their infantile posts persuade someone somewhere, but why come here? Its sort of insulting

Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2022 10:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

537 The cat may be bulletproof...but who else is? Metaphorically speaking, that is.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at February 22, 2022 10:05 PM (Pb3le)

538 Watched Fury again last night. Up until daylight which reminded me again how chilly it gets in a hole until the sun hits you.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 10:05 PM (+ya+t)

539 Last? Or first on ONT!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 22, 2022 10:07 PM (9uqbB)

540 I don't want to live in a country where our betters aren't free to send our kids to die overseas in order to protect the ability for their crackhead sons with zero business experience to maintain consulting positions with energy corporations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 22, 2022 10:08 PM (XTk1T)

541 Scrub the fuck out of it with salt, Dawn dish soap and vinegar. Pack it with salt and wrap it with an Ace bandage. Repeat every day. 3 days it's gone. You'll get it again from the washer if you don't get rid of them.
Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 09:58 PM (+ya+t)

I've used TechNu to great success for Poison Ivy.

I imagine it would work on Poison Oak as well...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2022 10:10 PM (BgMrQ)

542 Well. Not last. Probably not first either...
What a loser...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 22, 2022 10:10 PM (9uqbB)

543 Uh oh, somethings up. What did you do Marie?
/S

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 10:11 PM (+ya+t)

544 Good news, everybody!

Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
NEW - PM Trudeau says #Canada will stand against authoritarianism, announces sanctions against Russia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 22, 2022 10:13 PM (FVME7)

545 I'm starting to get the shakes...what up with the ONT???

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2022 10:13 PM (K5n5d)

546 MisHum froze out by the blizzard?

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2022 10:14 PM (sGny6)

547 Maybe the power went out in Wisconsin?

Hope MisHum is ok.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 22, 2022 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

548 I'm starting to get the shakes...what up with the ONT???

I know!!! What gives???

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 22, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

549 Panic in ONT Park

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2022 10:15 PM (4I/2K)

550 This blizzard's been raging for two days now.

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2022 10:15 PM (sGny6)

551

I've a bad feeling about this...

Posted by: Zettai at February 22, 2022 10:15 PM (AIlbQ)

552 ONT waiting until 2222 on 22/2/2022?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 22, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

553 No ONT is puzzling, have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2022 10:16 PM (2JoB8)

554 *scans horizon* Sure is quiet out there.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2022 10:16 PM (4I/2K)

555 ONT waiting until 2222 on 22/2/2022?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 22, 2022 10:16 PM



*spockeyebrow...

Posted by: Zettai at February 22, 2022 10:17 PM (AIlbQ)

556 The days ARE getting longer.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 22, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

557 I can only think that Trudeau has suppressed the ONT.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (FVME7)

558
*scans horizon* Sure is quiet out there.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2022 10:16 PM (4I/2K)

________

Yeah. Too quiet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

559 The days ARE getting longer.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 22, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

and Leon is getting LARGER!

Posted by: Johnny at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (4I/2K)

560 Here's hoping Mis Hum is OK in the great white north tonight. We're under winter storm warning here in south-central MO

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (K5n5d)

561 556 The days ARE getting longer.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 22, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)

...and Leon's getting larger!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (BgMrQ)

562 * Drum solo *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

563 We're under winter storm warning here in south-central MO
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
___

Same here.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 22, 2022 10:19 PM (VmX9y)

564 and Leon is getting LARGER!
Posted by: Johnny at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (4I/2K)

#hordemind

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2022 10:19 PM (BgMrQ)

565

Well! I should hope they're not charging the full price of admission this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at February 22, 2022 10:20 PM (AIlbQ)

566 We're under winter storm warning here in south-central MO

IKR? Yesterday was 70 degrees.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 22, 2022 10:20 PM (nxdel)

567 We're under winter storm warning here in south-central MO
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
___

Same here.
Posted by: SMH

Same in western CO.

Posted by: Infidel at February 22, 2022 10:20 PM (4F9rE)

568 The ONT is being held at the border.

Sorry guys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 10:21 PM (4fSQf)

569 Where's our MisHum?! I'm worried....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 22, 2022 10:21 PM (9uqbB)

570 Now that you're all gathered here waiting for the ONT, let me talk to you about your car's extended warranty...

Posted by: Entrepreneur! at February 22, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

571 * Drum solo *
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 22, 2022 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

*lights Bic disposable lighter* FREEBIRD!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2022 10:21 PM (4I/2K)

572
Tonight's ONT has been delayed.

Got mud in the tires.

Posted by: mindful webworker - famous for our mud at February 22, 2022 10:21 PM (Ae/sO)

573 The beginning of the ONT comments is gonna be an avalanche!

Posted by: Some Rat at February 22, 2022 10:22 PM (r1z5A)

574 Putin has invaded the ONT and is holding it hostage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2022 10:22 PM (VxC1e)

575
Pastor tells his flock the Truth about biden:

https://youtu.be/zUeYkePyCTk?t=109

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 22, 2022 10:22 PM (LT5Vx)

576 We're under winter storm warning here in south-central MO
----
Missed me, we're rain here.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 10:23 PM (+ya+t)

577 nood


ONT

Posted by: banana Dream at February 22, 2022 10:23 PM (SsMRU)

578 ONT is nood!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 22, 2022 10:23 PM (SchxB)

579
It's here! It's here!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2022 10:23 PM (/U27+)

580 We're under winter storm warning here in south-central MO
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
___

Same here.
Posted by: SMH

Same in western CO.
Posted by: Infidel

It's a Canadian weather offensive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 22, 2022 10:24 PM (FVME7)

581 Tonight's sponsor is Toronto Dominion Bank - ready to seize your bank accounts, investments, and fund raising drives, the moment Trudeau crooks his little finger at us.

Remember, your money is safe at Toronto Dominion Bank - until the Canadian government wants to steal it.

Posted by: Entrepreneur! at February 22, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

582 Somebody start jamming a little.

Posted by: dartist at February 22, 2022 10:25 PM (+ya+t)

583 What makes waffles Belgian?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)


the fruit
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2022 09:52 PM (V13WU)

Lot of it going around.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2022 10:26 PM (dscaa)

584 209 I know cazzo from Archer.

Mallorie kills the Italian prime minister and calls him a "cazzo fascista" (Fucking fascist)
----
fascist dick

Posted by: Ciampino at February 22, 2022 10:50 PM (qfLjt)

585 247 What's an email client?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2022 08:37 PM

You know, a program like "Endora"
----
It's Eudora.
Thunderbird is another.

Endora is the Mother in Bewitched).

Posted by: Ciampino at February 22, 2022 11:00 PM (qfLjt)

586 319 can't use Eudora...it won't let me cut-n-paste from PFSWrite
----
Try using Paste Special

Posted by: Ciampino at February 22, 2022 11:44 PM (qfLjt)

587 Never seen a Katyusha mounted on a bike before.
Anyway, you almost get it.
When the lad says "vai" ("Go!")is daring them to go on; "fai il simpatico" stands for "You wanna play?".
Coglione means "bollock" but you would say "cunt" or "dickhead" in English.
Figlio di puttana = Sonofabitch

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at February 23, 2022 05:21 AM (RlXHT)

588 And the correct spell is: Vaffanculo!

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at February 23, 2022 05:31 AM (RlXHT)

589 Needs to be added that the accent is from Romagna, the land of the crazy. Mussolini was from Romagna, like nearly all motorcycle champions (Valentino Rossi and almost all the wild bunch of MotoGP and WSB)

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at February 23, 2022 05:48 AM (RlXHT)

590 The highly photoshopped non-photograph looks like a still photograph from the movie "Dark City".

Everything "The Matrix" is, and more.

Posted by: Just G at February 23, 2022 12:48 PM (Y+lix)

591 I'm not sure photoshopped images qualify as "art." At least in my book, certainly not when there's no notation that this is photoshopped art. I like the human touch, not the human menu click.

Posted by: Joe at February 23, 2022 03:23 PM (eQVV8)

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Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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