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Whoopi Goldberg Suspended (With Pay) For Two Weeks With Copies of Schindler's List and Shoah;
CNN's Malignant Dwarf King Jeff Zucker Resigns Over Revelation of "Consensual" Affair With Work-Buddy
Hey do you guys remember when Roseanne Barr was suspended with pay for two weeks to think about things...?
Oh wait, my bad, she was fired from the show she owned. Wait, she wasn't fired, the show she owned was cancelled, and she was pressured to give it up and withdraw from it to allow the cast and crew to continue having jobs on it, even though some of them joined in the calls for her cancellation. Update: I completely forgot -- Disney, though LucasFilm, fired and smeared Gina Carano for stating, correctly, that before the Nazis actually acted against Jews, they first dehumanized, and compared that to the modern left's dehumanization of their opponents. This, they claimed, was somehow attacking Jews or something, which is defamatory and damnit, she should sue. (The only reason she isn't, I'm sure, is that no one wants the reputation of being quick to sue in Hollywood -- but this is a stone-cold evil defamation!) Anyway, Carano gets fired and defamed, Whoopi gets a vacation.But Whoopi gets an unscheduled vacation.
Goldberg’s suspension was announced in a statement released by ABC News public relations on Tuesday night. "Effective immediately, I am suspending Whoopi Goldberg for two weeks for her wrong and hurtful comments," reads a statement attributed to Kim Godwin, president at ABC News. "While Whoopi has apologized, I've asked her to take time to reflect and learn about the impact of her comments. The entire ABC News organization stands in solidarity with our Jewish colleagues, friends, family and communities."Can't wait until Spike Lee starts shooting off his midget mouth. Speaking of midgets, here's the news everyone's here for: The Cuomo investigation wound up dredging up Jeff Zucker's affair. Bonus damage, gotta love it.
"The talk in the corridors of CNN about Jeff and Allison's purported relationship complicates the sticky decision to fire Chris," said one highly placed source. "Have they sullied the network's reputation? One could argue they have; it just hasn’t been made public yet." It also calls into question the hypocrisy of Zucker and Gollust who initially stood by Cuomo when it emerged he rushed to the aid of his embattled brother, the former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo. Gollust, a veteran public relations expert, once worked as the Democratic lawmaker's communications director, and rumor mongers inside CNN HQ told Radar that her past job with Cuomo and claims of a romantic relationship raise questions about why Zucker initially protected the embattled brothers. The alleged affair is said to have begun while the pair was both married: Zucker to wife Caryn and Gollust to husband Billy.Um, if this affair just started when you were both free of your spouses and single, there would have been no reason to keep it secret and jeopardize your positions at CNN. Obviously, you're both lying. By the way, this appears to have been an open secret at CNN; there's an picture of Zucker and Gollust at a Billy Joel concert together, with Don Lemon and Fareed Zakaria. And the report notes that the affair has been gossiped about throughout the TV industry for years; Katie Couric wrote about their strange arrangement in her book; in 2017, they had a big fight at an industry event, which one witness said resembled a wife scolding her husband. When they were married to other people. So Brian Stelter's "report" below, talking about the relationship "changing" during covid, is a lie; he knows everything he's saying is false. Tater is a Real Reporter!
.@brianstelter reads a statement from Allison Gollust, the colleague who was having a consensual relationship with Jeff Zucker:
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) February 2, 2022
"Jeff and I have been close friends and professional partners for over 20 years. Recently our relationship changed during Covid." pic.twitter.com/Cd13FR1pBB
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo doesn't just have his brother Chris at CNN, he also has ties to one of its top executives -- sparking accusations that it's why the network has turned a blind eye to its star host's involvement in his sibling's sexual harassment scandal. Allison Gollust was Cuomo's communications director before becoming executive vice president at CNN -- where she was even recently tapped to replace Jeff Zucker as Worldwide President, Fox News has noted. "CNN has a real ethical problem on its hands," former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer told Fox News on Wednesday, Fleischer was adamant that Chris Cuomo had escaped punishment for his role in advising his brother over his mushrooming scandal because of the influence of Gollust. "She now runs the show, she's the number two to Jeff Zucker at CNN," the former aide to George W. Bush told Fox. "One of the reasons why CNN has not taken any disciplinary action against journalist Chris Cuomo is because of the relationship she has with Governor Andrew Cuomo," he insisted.MuhNorms. When can we finally restore them to their former pristine glory?
You know who would have loved this?
Happy Birthday, Andrew Breitbart.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 1, 2022
Legend. pic.twitter.com/5vMDENZgcJ
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (eGTCV)
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Tater reads the reports given to him by his corporate and governmental masters.
He is the true reporter. The pure reporter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)
A question for the ages.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (GYllL)
It's hilarious that all these women do all day is call for people to get deplatformed and censored and then finally one of their own gets benched for two weeks and they're mad
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Contemplating at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (ji6qo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:03 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)
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They have good taste.
*adjusts tie*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (lOuKL)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:02 PM (eGTCV)
Did you make like Darwin last night?
All right!
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (I09q4)
i picked the one where she was showing off her hoots
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (dmWPe)
Bonus damage, gotta love it.
Also known as Splash Damage.
Ewwww.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (ZYQKQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (GYllL)
Over under Zucker has nipple bars also?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (3YVs3)
I dunno. She's a possible work six.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)
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It is true. The HQ has lacked in nipples today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: BacktoGA at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (CKevK)
Is this a thing? Do parents actually regularly get flu shots for their normal/healthy kids??
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:00 PM (OTzUX)
So, b/c I enjoy research, from the CDC website...
in April 2002, The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP) encouraged
that children 6 to 23 months of age be vaccinated annually against influenza.
2008: ACIP expands its influenza vaccination recommendation to include vaccination of children ages 5-18 years.
Posted by: Nova local at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (exHjb)
As for Whoopi... this just seems like a strange thing to be sidelined for. Of all the outrageous, awful stuff she's said, this one?
This kind of thing feeds the "Joos run Hollywood" rumor mill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (qpX6U)
What we learned about CNN in the past 6 months:
- The President of CNN cheats on his wife w/ subordinates, covers it up
- CNN employed multiple pedophiles
- CNN's top anchor intimidated, covered-up sexual abuse victims
- CNN *still* employs serial public masturbator
- Credible sexual assault charges against CNN host Don Lemon
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (UHVv4)
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These are rich, elite, inside power players and the best they could do was Billy Joel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)
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Hollywood Jews? That was a Bob Seger song, wasn't it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
That sir is a slander. However, she did admit to suck starting Zucker's Ferrari.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: Ace
We appreciate the effort.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (VJsqe)
Cheating on your spouse with another married person is definitely unethical, but would CNN force Zucker out just for that? I mean, maybe. Or maybe this is the price of not having something worse revealed.
I know that sounds conspiracy theory-ish, but conspiracy theories have been batting pretty high of late.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (bhRsz)
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
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An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (njfCw)
Should have realized that long ago.
Hey -- maybe it's time to start sending out resumes to "think tanks," huh? You know, where you can do all your "thinking" at? The "thinking" you're so good at?
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Be snarky if you wish, but people are willing to pay for my deep mind thoughts!
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (us2H3)
And she cut him in half like earth before the plow...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (g43JH)
Who watches CNN?
Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (WnpTB)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
Hey! I'm an accountant.
She also has that one squinty eye thing that apparently means you're a sociopath.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Not. Good. Not hood at all.
:: hits intercom button ::
Helen? Get me my financial advisor. Now. Immediately.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (MKW4e)
It's taken a long time, but I'm pleased to see you finally acknowledge reality, Mr. O'Spades.
Posted by: Brian Stelter, host of Regrettable Sources at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (I09q4)
Instead, he's in a relationship with Secretariat's offspring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IP at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (iZdZh)
lol. You people already are the equivalent of pigs rolling around in shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (QRdjz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)
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"Tell me more about how libertarianism requires subservience to the state while I smack your ass, baby."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
I'll always dislike Bill Whittle for his monologue admonishing Andrew for caring too much.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (/A3Lm)
Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (GYllL)
Instead, he's in a relationship with Secretariat's offspring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)
Yes and yes
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (g43JH)
"Over under Zucker has nipple bars also?"
"I dunno. She's a possible work six."
"It is true. The HQ has lacked in nipples today."
Four gold comments in a row. The golden sombrero
Posted by: BacktoGA at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (MPYWI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (1vynn)
Me too. Maybe that's what SE Cupp was "stunned" by too LOL
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (eGTCV)
yeah I like some of her pictures. The Zucker Taint (and possible who-knows-what with Andrew Cuomo) really take it down to a Circumstances 3, though.
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
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You have it all wrong. If you *really* want to get my motor running, make me scream Trump campaign slogans while you smack my ass.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZYQKQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (KZzsI)
She's not totally bad, but one would think with his money Zuck could do better
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (g43JH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
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You have it all wrong. If you *really* want to get my motor running, make me scream Trump campaign slogans while you smack my ass.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
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So naughty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zucker at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Phil at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (I09q4)
We are accepting a limited number of applications for INSOMNIVM.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (IJES/)
Instead, he's in a relationship with Secretariat's offspring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (ptqGC)
Take a look at his ex wife.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZVFID)
Posted by: Media Guru Miklos at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Yes, my mind is in the gutter. Because This...is CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (Ez6QX)
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I try to exercise it every day.
Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (MKW4e)
New Godwin's Law?
Any leftist gets a 2 week paid vacation when their comments upset the Nazis?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
I would prefer the boils.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (GYllL)
"In 2019, Gollust threw a 54th birthday for Zucker that was attended by disgraced former TODAY show host Matt Lauer at Manhattan's McKittrick Hotel."
2019, folks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (mdjgu)
Because of all the golddiggers and doxies out there spreading temptation.
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (CKevK)
ftfy
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM
He is not quitting because he was banging that woman, he is getting canned because of something else. The fvcking of a co worker resignation is a red herring.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bVYXr)
Those vaccines actually work.
mRNA vaccines don't prevent disease or transmission
That's the nut of the problem.
Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (WnpTB)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (oWBc3)
For a PR person that image really does not flatter her. Hair could be better. And what is with that droopy eyelid?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (crngH)
What's the over/under on it hailing in her apartment right now?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Dunno, but we took the week off
Posted by: Targeting Group, Jewish Space Lasers LLC at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (iFTx/)
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
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An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (uXonU)
Then again, I'm sure a lot happens that we don't get told. For instance, Andrew Cuomo using a drunken tryst to grab the balls of CNN. It's easy to get a Zucker type on sexual hangups.
Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
Hedy Lamarr. Probably NSFW:
https://tinyurl.com/2wahdypp
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
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So naughty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
The shame is part of the kink.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (ZVFID)
Maybe you just flatout can't fraternize with your underlings if you're president of CNN; maybe that was in a contract.
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (OyZ4J)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)
I guess it's knockers Wednesday here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (0G13K)
so ace gives her a -4 baggage handicap. Damn. What the hell does Katie Perry and Jennifer Love Hewitt get?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
I imagine a snowstorm is blowing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (m/Gc2)
Everything is relative. There is no point in climbing the corporate ladder to the top to have a marriage-risking affair with "fine to me."
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: J. Zucker, lifting pickup lines from the Bloodhound Gang at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: I Mean at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (9hM9o)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZYQKQ)
Hailing? Like seig hailing?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:11 PM
Wait until the paper bag catches fire.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (a3Q+t)
Functionary: You could step down for having an affair.
Zuckerburg: Hmm, it is actually true. Let's do it for a change of pace.
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (ZYQKQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (uXonU)
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She's got a sizeable rack. That's worth at least 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM
He is not quitting because he was banging that woman, he is getting canned because of something else. The fvcking of a co worker resignation is a red herring.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bVYXr)
He's getting canned because of performance, but Gollust saves CNN a bunch of money in severance.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: This is CNN at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
I would prefer the boils.
Posted by: Capital Eff
Does DoorDash deliver leeches? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: johnd01 at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (ukNFU)
Yeah, like Bill Burr said about Tiger Woods "Look I play golf too but when I walk off the 18th hole, there isn't a bus full of supermodels throwing themselves at me. I would like to believe I would resist that kind of temptation, and with God's help I can but... would I? I hope so.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (ZVFID)
He has a type.
Posted by: Michael Bluth at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM
.....
I'm sure many companies have contract stipulations about inter-office relationships. He's saying his error was failing to disclose the relationship to the company, not having the relationship.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (/A3Lm)
Posted by: Baron Harkonnen's Suspensor Belt at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (v3pYe)
Amazing that some news organization did not discover it.
Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Whoopie G. at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (F4b8f)
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Bend her over and she's a 10.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (crngH)
When it became a cover story.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (CjHGv)
off-balance
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Tater Stelter, the Carb King at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (ji6qo)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (k4dH2)
That sir is a slander. However, she did admit to suck starting Zucker's Ferrari.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (ZEHVO)
through a quarter mile of garden hose...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (8D42x)
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
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An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223
using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)
LOL!
They're so out of touch and encased within a cement bubble.
Posted by: Biergood at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (F4b8f)
Libertarians are Progressives who want weed. That's is. Progressives believe we will reach that mythical point where we don't need government either. The Soviet man will be perfected.
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (IJES/)
As Petula Clark said, "the other man's grass is always greener / The sun shines brighter on the other side."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM (XIJ/X)
Strictly speaking, every day...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah she doesn't look worth destroying a marriage or career over, but she's not hideous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (/A3Lm)
*opens outlook*
*goes to contacts*
*select all*
Hey
I am fucking the help!
Love Zuck
*send*
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (a3Q+t)
2 Girls and 1 SE Cupp?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (bVYXr)
That's my thought as well. An affair is such a banal event among the "elites" that there's got to be something else.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
==================
Art!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (ji6qo)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (geLO8)
Stunned.
Right.
That's what you say when you don't really want to say anything and in fact have nothing to say but you are convinced thousands of readers are hanging on your every word, so you have to say something.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Stupid and crooked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (FVME7)
Yes , with a long face.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (ZVFID)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (crngH)
Posted by: trev006 at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (Eqkqm)
Dying over here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
=========
An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223
using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)
Noooooooooooooooo!
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (OyZ4J)
Posted by: Mika Blojohnsky at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (2UGRQ)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (dmWPe)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (g43JH)
Infidelity isn't really about sex.
Posted by: Whooopi The Hutt at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (8u/ei)
became more...
penetrative, I guess
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (geLO
He evolved his way into her pants.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)
'the two-week cooldown period in which a controversial person is suspended purely for PR purposes will hereafter be known as a "Whoopi cushion"'
Posted by: ertdfg at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (I388C)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
**smashes plate on floor**
Hopa!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (Zv9tI)
That's what you say when you don't really want to say anything and in fact have nothing to say but you are convinced thousands of readers are hanging on your every word, so you have to say something.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes
Yes, yes, 100%.
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM (0G13K)
I guess it's knockers Wednesday here at AoSHQ.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2022 12:13 PM
Wip em out Wednesday. That used to be a bit on the Opie and Anthony show back in the day. Women would drive around Boston and NYC with their boobs out and call into the show.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (HhfIU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
My kind of woman...drunk.
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (5iUNf)
https://tinyurl.com/2wahdypp
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
She looks like she sees Andy Cuomo coming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (FVME7)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford
Seems the nips are the theme of the day. I admire how the photographer set that up to have one straight-on to the camera and one in perfect profile.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerl
---------
Wasn't there something about ATT spinning CNNto Discovery and them making it "real news"?
Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (MKW4e)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (dmWPe)
Right.
That's what you say when you don't really want to say anything and in fact have nothing to say but you are convinced thousands of readers are hanging on your every word, so you have to say something.
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM
We prefer unexpectedly.
Posted by: The White House Press Office at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (IytoW)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (GYllL)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (CjHGv)
Oh, thank goodness- I haven't missed it!
*opens window*
Boy! Go to the market and buy the biggest set of knockers you can find!
*tosses coin*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:18 PM (oWBc3)
The Holocaust Chronicle: A History in Words and Pictures. Legacy Publishing, 2007.
The pictures might get through to her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (crngH)
How does a hideous woman parley one melodrama into a huge career like that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)
Why isn't the chick with the big schnozz fired too?
And did Don Lemond have an affair with Fareed Zachacarika?
Goodness!
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (T4RS9)
Posted by: Jeff Zucker at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (pbStR)
https://tinyurl.com/2wahdypp
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
She looks like she sees Andy Cuomo coming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:17 PM (FVME7)
ITS HEDLEY
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (BFigT)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford
Reminds me of Rosita from the cantina.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: EveR at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)
++++
As a tech worker, I assure you this is not true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (DU+/6)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)
==================
Art!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 02, 2022 12:16 PM (ji6qo)
***
Damn. I miss college.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (axyOa)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Olga had a long day killing and cooking rabbits.
Posted by: Miklos, NTTAWWT at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (QzkSJ)
my ex could make a pig's ear look like a silk purse
it was kinda amazing
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (OyZ4J)
She looks like the type to drink up the whole stash. Makes me thirsty to look at her.
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (IJES/)
Depends on the person. I never cheated. My ex probably did. But there are all kinds of reasons, outside of pathology or just being a shitty person. Boredom, loneliness, neglect, celibacy (yes this happens in marriage), desperation. You're so empty, hurt, lonely and dead inside that the attention of another would be like a cool drink of water to a dying man in the desert.
But sometimes people are just shitbags.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (II3Gr)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford
Reminds me of Rosita from the cantina.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (eGTCV)
==========
It is Gemma Arterton. I think it's from a movie, though I don't know which.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)
"At one point, Radar has been told Gollust had the network's frantic press office create accounts with all the major paparazzi agencies to search for any potential images of them together. They weren't entirely paranoid: Radar has learned one media outlet was so hot on their trail, it commissioned photographers to tail the two cable heavyweights--who just happened to live in the same luxury apartment building, albeit in separate apartments."
Let's see. You're a top executive at a major media company, and you have your underlings open accounts with papparazzi firms, who could use your company as a buyer for their photos. You don't exert any leverage over them as a result? If they can do this to cover for their executives, could they also do this to cover for favored individuals? I guess to ask the question is to answer it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (mdjgu)
How does a hideous woman parley one melodrama into a huge career like that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
As the line goes, I wouldn't touch that with YOUR dick.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Whoopsie at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (iZdZh)
https://is.gd/Hk2XWq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (QDEj3)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (g43JH)
Posted by: DaisyB at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (Hswbs)
Photoshop can fix many things but not everything.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (crngH)
so you're saying the angle between the nipples is a perfect ninety degrees? more research is needed.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (QDEj3)
++++
Isn't that every news room?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
She's an accounting 7, marketing 5
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (0G13K)
=========
An IT 12.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Female and breathing is an IT 9.
Posted by: rickb223
using this logic, TrigglyPuff is a binary 1 on the IT scale.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)
objection, assumes fact not in evidence... no way it's female...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (8D42x)
lol brutal
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (n/szn)
All I can add is that young hot things were non-existent in the fields I inhabited during my max predatory years. It's changed dramatically, of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (OTzUX)
As Ace notes, the elites in the media knew about the whole deal for years just like they knew that Chris Cuomo was an unpaid pr guy for his brother and was a hotheaded idiot, like they knew Cuomo was an unsavoury female predator and an aggressive, unethical, POS as governor, that DeBlasio was a fake Marxist idiot, and so on.
But they get to know this things just as courtiers did in the days of monarchy; by and large, the public does not because the media's role is to be courtiers to those in power by covering up their misdeeds and promoting their causes. The sad life of courtiers is that they enable the elites to do their shit because they want elite status themselves and most never get anywhere close to what Zucker got.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (Z32m1)
Shameless display of elbow. Hussy.
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ace
At least he wasn't showing off his peen. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (crngH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)
reminds me of: "I regret that what began as a friendship came to include this conduct," Clinton said, "and I take full responsibility for my actions."
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ynyl9)
bear with asymmetrical balls
Somewhere some guy is tired of that gorgeous woman's shit so the next best thing is to have strange with someone the wife would snicker at and ignore as a threat.
Posted by: old chick at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (ZVFID)
How does a hideous woman parley one melodrama into a huge career like that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)
----------------------
My greatest criticism of Ted Danson is that he harpooned that whale. I'm certain that's what sank his career as TV's swingin' bachelor and not the black face gag.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (YynD5)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 02, 2022 12:15 PM (IJES/)
objection, assumes fact not in evidence... no way it's female...
Posted by: SturmToddler
Trigglypuff identifies as 'BO'.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)
That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers. So there you go.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)
@business
Cutting off sunlight to fight climate change is a risky, last-ditch option, but at the rate we're going it could be necessary
-
Montgomery Burns did it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:20 PM (8erNz)
Not even with ace's BEC.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (II3Gr)
https://is.gd/Hk2XWq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
Smoldering.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (4I/2K)
That's my analysis as well. They needed to dump him so they gave him this story as cover. Inappropriate boss-subordinate affair.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/3c3s5wpy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford
We all do. We..all..do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (VwHCD)
Kristin Wigg is like 121 deg.
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: f'd at February 02, 2022 12:14 PM
Well it is the Baghdad Bob network. Literally.
Posted by: AOCee at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr
I'd forgotten about that.
Star Kist doesn't want tunas that taste good...
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (8erNz)
@business
Cutting off sunlight to fight climate change is a risky, last-ditch option, but at the rate we're going it could be necessary
They're friggin' insane
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (g43JH)
Like unemployment, "fixing" thing that have spiked in the last two years because of government overreach.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (44ww/)
If whoever the new owner is at XiNN did not want to try and change that whorehouse into at least the illusion of a news operation, Zucker would have skated.
We'll see what actually happens to that channel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: dananjcon at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)
That's always my go to example.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (ZVFID)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)
Did you order them? Or are they just mailing them out to everyone?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (Ez6QX)
==
To be fair, it wasn't totally super models that he was bangin. He was giving the waffle house waitresses some play too...
Posted by: he couldn't resist much at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (pDuzK)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (Ynyl9)
Wait, Goldberg isn't her real name, her real name wasn't Jewy enough...
How does she get a pass for that shit? lol
Fucking Hollywood.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (9VeU0)
I cannot even begin to understand what would make a guy like that go for her. Even the shame of doing two talking baby movies isn't enough to drive a man to those depths.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (KZzsI)
Actors, teachers, cops,
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
With pay = vacation.
W/O pay = punishment
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (uXonU)
So going to make volcanoes erupt are you? What if we give you one billion dollars not to?
Wonder what the Albedo number is to cause a runaway global freezing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (crngH)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
2/22/22 is gonna be LIT yo.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (ZYQKQ)
Like unemployment, "fixing" thing that have spiked in the last two years because of government overreach.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM (44ww/)
It's like a store that jacks up prices 100% and then announces a big 50% off sale!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM
Is that because of the capital A, or is the capital A a result?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (Ez6QX)
That...just...eww.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (II3Gr)
https://is.gd/Hk2XWq
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
Smoldering.
Posted by: Count de Monet
He should have saved that one for tomorrow. Not enough nipple for today.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM
I hadn't noticed.....
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (GwxCX)
he accidentally fell into her naughty bits, pecker first
it happens
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
2/22/22 is gonna be LIT yo.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (ZYQKQ)
Don't mess with my 2/2 . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (s2VJv)
Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)
in two weeks Whoopi Goldberg shows up for work wearing a yarmulke and tallit.
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
"That "Mama June" broad has like six kids and they all have different fathers. So there you go. "
I heard that these huge women need help to get impregnated...
It takes two people to hold the legs while the guys slides in and tries to reach in there.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (XnbJC)
it probably did "change" during covid- whose didn't?
But it didn't change from non-sexual to sexual.
Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
He can start by stopping the fake vaccine mandate and dropping the masks...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (g43JH)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)
Did you order them? Or are they just mailing them out to everyone?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:24 PM
I ordered them when the website went live. Figured I was already paying for them so I might as well get some of that "free" $hit that I paid for.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (bVYXr)
It must simply be ennui. It's fun being sneaky...oh he/she really gets me...I'm getting a divorce form my spouse because there is no spark anymore...crap, the grass is the same color in this side of the hill....
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)
Too obvious. The wife will catch on real quick with a looker in your office. The kinda frumpy file sorter and ad manager down the hall seems less threatening. Besides she's married.
Why people think that because someone's married that that means they won't be playing around, I don't understand. You believe it about your husband don't you? So I bet her husband thinks the same thing. Sure her boss is all that but he's married and he works down the hall. No time to get together. Well except for that weekend trip that they take sometimes with other staff.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2O6rz)
Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)
Zucker is an ugly version of Tater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (s2VJv)
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Odds she was offered a peek at his salami?
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (XqQMh)
Just goes to show, there's no such thing as involuntary celibacy, just insufficiently low standards.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (L9Ewk)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)
It's a damn good thing the rest of my office is in training.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)
Alternate Zucker: "I've driven CNN as far down into the sewer as I care to go."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2NHgQ)
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Will the witch hunt continue? You failed to disclose this improper relationship? Hopefully this also means - You violated your contract?
Don Lemon cannot cry racism if he is one of many that get fired in the (HOPEFULLY) coming Purge.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (sVfvf)
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I'm old enough to remember when Joe was supposed to have cured cancer.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (IytoW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (dmWPe)
Posted by: Jordan61
Covidtests.gov
Four tests but only one shipment to each address, supposedly.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:05 PM
You're confusing me with your capitalized nic.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (ZVFID)
The same way you eliminated flu deaths, Joe?
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (crngH)
some people do get off on the thrill of getting away with something naughty
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (geLO8)
It's like a store that jacks up prices 100% and then announces a big 50% off sale!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)
Then your wife goes over there, maxes out the credit cards buying shit she doesn't need, then triumphantly pronounces how much money she saved. She then gives you the cold shoulder and silent treatment for a week, and withholds sex for another 8 weeks because you were upset that she got you $10k in debt again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (II3Gr)
Zucker looks like a bridge troll whose bridge ran away to be with a better looking troll
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (UuD2k)
Imagine all the lunch receipts jammed into that poor cowhide fold.
Posted by: micky at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (3byMq)
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Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch
Is that a way of saying 'he knocked her up and she wants to keep it'?
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (I09q4)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (2O6rz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (6J/xZ)
empty gibberish
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)
How come I have to pee on this stick? Is this the right test?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: WiNO
No Progressives don't believe the state will wither away, they intend to be officials of the state themselves aka dictatorship of the proletariat and the next Beria if not Stalin.
Far too many elites and those aspiring to be elites often destroy societies by their thirst for power and status--the means is whatever pablum that they can sell to the peasants so as to become the despots they desire.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (KZzsI)
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I'm old enough to remember when Joe was supposed to have cured cancer.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM
He did twice, but you knuckle draggin sister humping white supremacists keep bringing it back.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)
We can do this easily by misdiagnosing millions of healthy people as having cancer. When they don't die of cancer, the cancer death rate will drop.
Posted by: Regrets? Yeah, gp Has A Few. at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (ZVFID)
It makes him feel sex-ay.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)
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Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (FVME7
Unintelligent design
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (eGTCV)
I really think Butterball Powerbottom only has a job because he amuses Zucker (and kisses his ass constantly), like a court jester.
But the King is dead, and now the Tater will be mashed. Bank it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (Cf/uA)
U.S. President Joe Biden committing to reduce U.S. cancer death rate by 50% over the next 25 years.
If there's one thing I can credit SloJo for, it is keeping the defeat of cancer always ahead of his efforts to "end it" by one generation. Job security!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ace at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (0G13K)
The perfect joke to go with an uptempo Rimsky-Korsakoff number
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (8erNz)
Who knows. She probably did butt stuff and maybe was extremely flexible.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (A5RPR)
Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (9VeU0)
Now tell us about the war on drugs?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (XnbJC)
Like attempting to artificially inseminate a hippopotamus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
the evil cabal that is Big Shipping
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (geLO8)
China isn't sending us their best.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (ZYQKQ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:23 PM (bVYXr)
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According to my inbox, I have won 6 large screen TV's in the last couple hours. Who's luckier than I am?
Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (VJsqe)
And publicly degrade and humiliate myself to the level of Jonah Goldberg? Whore myself out and admit I'm an unprincipled failure? Fuck that noise.
Think I could make a successful OnlyFans?
Posted by: S.E. Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (NCgXW)
I checked the schedule and am shocked to see the flu and pneumonia items. Others are mostly long-standing, except chicken pox which is new-ish (and why?) and the HPV thing, which I guess is a whole other controversy. And Hep A and B, which didn't exist long ago of course.
Just winging it I could see dropping half of those shots, little impact. Actually polio and Heps look to be most important, along with DPT of course.
The fun vaccination "news" in my view is the return of the "P" in DPT for adult boosters in recent years. Nice souvenir of lawlessness in borders and migration.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (OTzUX)
Just gotta throw salt in his wound.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (A5RPR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
There's a lot of on-air 'talent' over there that a competent management would send back to doing weather on local stations.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (8erNz)
empty gibberish
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What about the rising seas?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (A5RPR)
she looks like a pegger to me
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (DJFLF)
Since vaccines were widely distributed last year, myocarditis rates surged more than 75%.
France
Just 31%.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (yrol0)
To this end, President Biden announced he will be expanding the budget for the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases by 200,000%.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (w9Wax)
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Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch
Or saved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (II3Gr)
it probably did "change" during covid- whose didn't?
But it didn't change from non-sexual to sexual.
Posted by: LASue at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
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And given what we know about CNN (imagine all that we don't?) Zucker's sexual relationship likely change from child to adult.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (XqQMh)
Photoshop can fix many things but not everything.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:21 PM (crngH)
she could fix any still shot
make up super in the movies, can't photoshop that
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (us2H3)
It's like a store that jacks up prices 100% and then announces a big 50% off sale!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:25 PM (s2VJv)
Then your wife goes over there, maxes out the credit cards buying shit she doesn't need, then triumphantly pronounces how much money she saved. She then gives you the cold shoulder and silent treatment for a week, and withholds sex for another 8 weeks because you were upset that she got you $10k in debt again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (II3Gr)
Now THAT is the story of Barack Obama. Or Mikey.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (crngH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Is it wrong to pray for that?
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: David French at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (ZVFID)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (II3Gr)
You have to blow first!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: blaster at February 02, 2022 12:30 PM (9VeU0)
++++
Wrong preposition. Probably.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)
I heard that these huge women need help to get impregnated...
It takes two people to hold the legs while the guys slides in and tries to reach in there.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 02, 2022 12:26 PM (XnbJC)
and another to feed the oxygen line, and another to work the winch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Thatch at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (qWceQ)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Start with the Phillips Milk of Magnesia.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (8erNz)
There's no question this is true, but schlubs and nobodies have affairs too. People aren't angsty about vices and failings that aren't common. It sucks, but that's us humans.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (3YVs3)
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! SNOWMAGEDDON IS COMING!!!
But seriously folks.. It's Indiana, we have weather sometimes. The southern half of the state doesn't get really horrible weather in the winter, but occasionally we do get some bad. Evidently "bad" is coming our way. The trucking company Hubbymayhem works for is shutting everyone down due to incoming weather. Meh. I don't do that "panic about the weather" shit. If any of youse people are in the path of this apparently nightmarish winter storm, stay warm and safe.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (s2VJv)
It's his Peso-nality.
And Benji's don't need an attractive face on them.
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: pahound at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (M33XJ)
Hey -- maybe it's time to start sending out resumes to "think tanks," huh? You know, where you can do all your "thinking" at? The "thinking" you're so good at?
She can pair up with J'noah Goldbrick, self-styled "thought leader", to form the consulting team of "Cupp & Saucer" (named so because J'noah is aces as catching "spillage").
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos, NTTAWWT at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM
And Montana isn't that exciting.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (HhfIU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (A5RPR)
You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (dNqv+)
Not the prettiest of all time, but over the threshhold.
But then Katie Hill is also a 1.
I am reminded of something my grandmother used to say, "Ugly is bone deep"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (rvnbR)
She's got dead eyes, a doll's eyes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (eGTCV)
So, COVID is the reason.
Not "changed" in 2020, or 2021. But COVID. So it's COVID's fault.
Call it the Extramarital Affair variant.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (8Sqzu)
He'll euthanize half the cancer patients.
Sort of like him crowing about a booming economy by ignoring all the dropouts from the labor force.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (s2VJv)
Not just theirs.
*sad, distant look*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (II3Gr)
Sure, but there's a narrower window of opportunity for the janitor than for the CEO. The guy in the corner office has to fend off the women with a broom handle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (wAnMi)
So, COVID is the reason.
Not "changed" in 2020, or 2021. But COVID. So it's COVID's fault.
Call it the Extramarital Affair variant.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (8Sqzu)
Bonicron
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (rvnbR)
That's one for the embroidery hoop! LOL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (crngH)
empty gibberish
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:29 PM (geLO
When do politicians say anything that isn't empty gibberish?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (2JVJo)
nothing happens in a vac
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (A5RPR)
It should be as easy as throwing up one of those windshield sun shades right?
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (GYllL)
I know one or two data guys who were tracking this issue from early on, wonder if they have any specific predictions.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (OTzUX)
She looks better in leather with a whip.
Posted by: Jeffz at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (vrz2I)
Zucker makes Mannix's monkey look like Gregory Peck
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (DJFLF)
And speaking of overpaid toads, Zucker actually looks like one.
Tried to watch the reboot of the Roseanne show after she was ousted, it is totally unwatchable.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (oiNtH)
Tater's been especially fussy lately...
Posted by: Ktgreat
Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Bloat. Somebody substituted richer forage for him in his stall at CNN.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
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Dude, it was created.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch
Or saved.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (II3Gr)
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Over/under on the overall number of blowjobs saved or created?
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (XqQMh)
Whew! I'll sleep much better tonight in my freezing house because I can't afford my heating bills since food is so expensive now.
Posted by: Biergood at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2O6rz)
the mousey librarian look is the one with a complete dungeon and is kinkier that a thai hooker. i'll never understand why people overlook the "shy, quiet" one when that's the most potential to rock your world when she DOES finally let her hair down...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (2JVJo)
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When they say nasty things about vast tracts of the population that they then promise to punish. They mean that shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)
Because we shouldn't sexualize or objectify women.
Except when it comes to women who wish to use their sexuality to get a job.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
A woman does not have to be great looking to be interesting.
But there is a point at which it becomes 'she doesn't take a bit of care of herself".
Hence Whoopi.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM
That seems....oddly specific.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (HhfIU)
nothing happens in a vac
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (us2H3)
Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM (KZzsI)
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So he'll be dumped Apres L'Orage?
Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (NpAcC)
You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (dNqv+)
Is there a woman across the way who stretches and practices dance moves?
Posted by: L.B. Jefferies at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (A5RPR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:34 PM (s2VJv)
I think that is a Dorothy Parker.
It starts
Beauty is only skin deep.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM
That seems....oddly specific.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (HhfIU)
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Probably just an active imagination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:19 PM (KZzsI)
***
I wonder if Stedman can account for these business trips away from Oprah?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (axyOa)
How can you tell the difference?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:31 PM
Pffft.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA and Cuck-CCP) at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)
And speaking of overpaid toads, Zucker actually looks like one.
Tried to watch the reboot of the Roseanne show after she was ousted, it is totally unwatchable.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (oiNtH)
++++
Man. That's close to $5 million per year. That's a whole lot of money. A lot a lot.
Hell, I'd be on The View for $5 million.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)
______________________________________
More deadpanning.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM
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And Dolley complains about my $150-200 on movies every month...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:12 PM (uXonU)
Oh no. I have a female IT co-worker. Multi-colored hair depending on the week. IT 1. (I used to work at a number of financial institutions. Far, far better prospects there.)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (A5RPR)
You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM
My neighbor across the street in Connecticut had a 1940s jazz band that practiced in his garage. All WWII vets. They would practice quit a bit on weekends. Once he asked us if the noise bothered us, I said heck no, practice more. Sadly they all started dying off one by one not long after that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (FVME7)
The Cancer vaccine has been declared safe and efficient by leading experts!
Posted by: The Bad Council at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:37 PM (Y5qcH)
rate by 50% ver the next 25 years."
=
This is achieveable, if you arrange to give everyone heart failure by the time they hit their fifties.
Posted by: heart inflammation at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (uYreh)
Closing time and the beer goggles have been replaced with arc welder glasses.
Just a guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (crngH)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: creeper at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: SturmToddler
Let's see...
a) Puts sex toys on charger
b) Shelves books for four hours
c) Goes home and puts on leather, starts up her Chaturbate cam until midnight...
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (8erNz)
Thought I'd forget
Two weeks without Jews and I
Still haven't gotten over Jews yet
Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
Posted by: Apologies to the Go-Gos at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (EughT)
He told us that if we elected Obama, Christopher Reeves would walk again. Oops, sorry 'bout that, Chris.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
Tater is safe, though, from these type of CNN scandals. The only one looking suggestively at his figure is the guy who makes the potato skins at Applebees.
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (5iUNf)
The finest hair and makeup stylists and fashion photographers can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (S4k/R)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (HhfIU)
Consider it a composite.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (II3Gr)
I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.
But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (ZYQKQ)
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I'm old enough to remember when Joe was supposed to have cured cancer.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 02, 2022 12:28 PM (IytoW)
I'm old enough to remember when Mutt Rombley killed people with his Death Cancer Rays.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (7JV2I)
______________________________________________
Goodnight Mrs. Callabash, wherever you are.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (crngH)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
Bloat. Somebody substituted richer forage for him in his stall at CNN.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
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Thunderchrome: Tater and Whoopi enter an all-you-can-eat buffet, and only one leaves -- or lives.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (xnYBL)
Closing time and the beer goggles have been replaced with arc welder glasses.
Just a guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:38 PM (crngH)
The Beer Goggle Paradox forbids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (dNqv+)
It's almost as if they want to get caught. At least that's my view.
And there is def a thrill associated with doing wrong and then waiting and wondering when/if you'll get caught.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (2O6rz)
Both are fat chicks that are or were supposedly comedians.
But Whoopi is Black--so you can't fire her.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (cn6vO)
You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You could do far worse than such a musician. Someone playing classical music on a piano today as an adult has to have both dedication and passion. Probably erudite as well.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (r2qm/)
How she was truly wasted in that James Bond film as Strawberry Fields.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:22 PM (crngH)
She was pretty cute in Hansel & Grettle or however it's spelled
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (l6b3d)
Can't wait until Spike Lee starts shooting off his midget mouth.
best fake black history month ever!
On twitter, the anti-jews and black racists are livid at all the jews.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (3rEjV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (A5RPR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (geLO8)
He'll euthanize half the cancer patients.
Sort of like him crowing about a booming economy by ignoring all the dropouts from the labor force.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)
Friday's Jobs Report is going to really suck. Will they blame it on COVID, Winter Weather, or Putin's Russia?
Let's Go Brandon.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)
careful. that's how at least one "computer takes over the world" movie started.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 12:04 PM (ZEHVO)
I think someone has been day-drinking again. Better chance of choosing the 6 winning numbers in the upcoming PowerBall.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (sy5kK)
I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.
But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Capital A is a non-violent danger!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (j8aRL)
Posted by: Tater McTater at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (PAauZ)
But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM
Thanks, assholes!
Posted by: ace's penis at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (HhfIU)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Colic or gas?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
A Veterinarian told me that colic in Taters can be deadly if not treated promptly. Or maybe I saw it in a M*A*S*H episode...
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (l6b3d)
Fun popcorn flick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (S4k/R)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:27 PM (2O6rz)
***
Heh.
I had a Captain working for me once. She was a sharp officer and not bad looking. The first social event we had after she came to the unit, she went over to Mrs D and introduces herself and said, "I make it a point to introduce myself to the boss' wife." Mrs D just laughed. But she appreciated it.
I always thought that was a good move.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (axyOa)
When it comes to cats and mice, my natural inclination is to root for the cats.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (7JV2I)
Jack Murphy, is that you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Broseidon
is that why she sang like that?
Posted by: DB at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (sVtYq)
b) Shelves books for four hours
c) Goes home and puts on leather, starts up her Chaturbate cam until midnight...
I could use a librarian like that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
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You can't be a sexual tyrannosaurus with a lower-case "A," Ace.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)
I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.
But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Well, evidently the viagra wore off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: ace's penis at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (HhfIU)
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Should we keep firing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM
Cumming in someone else's name, I would think.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (HhfIU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (6J/xZ)
I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.
But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
there are additional options
Posted by: kULAK aNACHRONDA, BEHIND THE nEWSOM CURTAIN at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (sGtp+)
It's almost as if they want to get caught. At least that's my view.
And there is def a thrill associated with doing wrong and then waiting and wondering when/if you'll get caught.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM
My cousin's husband was like that. He worked for Timkin bearings and would go all over the world to set up new factories for them. Spent a ton of time in China and picked up a couple of hot young Chinese girlfriends that would email him. He left his email account open one day.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (bVYXr)
Any hotness she had, she left it at the door when she left FNC.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (7JV2I)
There I am - kicked off the stage
There I go - fired by the Jews again
There I go - oy vey
Posted by: Whoopi Sings the Hits at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (K2UYJ)
Well, I was drunk
the day the troll
Lost his bridge
And I went
To look for it
In the rain
But before I could
Find it in my pickup truck
It got run over by a danged ol' train.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Should've went all caps.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:36 PM (LvTSG)
Sometimes you just need to add the disclaimer "you're probably thinking right now that that could never happen to someone, but it might..."
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (l6b3d)
Isn't Lemon already 'married'? Unless Lemon and his 'husband' are interested in a throuple? I won't judge. I may vomit but no judging.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (S4k/R)
I was going to say she was skinny with big boobs. That is not unattractive.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (n3xLS)
And I wonder why she isn't puking like Karen Carpenter after a big dinner.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (R0Tis)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:42 PM (3YVs3)
And taking BEC upside the head every day makes us feel insecure as men. This is way better.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (GwxCX)
Let's Go Brandon.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM
They already blamed the crappy numbers on people calling out sick with covid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (bVYXr)
Girls, too. Janis wasn't exactly discriminatory in her amatory adventures.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (us2H3)
https://tinyurl.com/2p889bj6
...he wants to "explore the morality" of it, and thinks that its not "blanket wrong at any age"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
This is how we know it's you. Someone might be ballsy enough to sock you but they wouldn't have the smarts to use the lower case. They think it's understated and humble which is not them. But it is you.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (2O6rz)
Posted by: lower your case, and you expectations, honey at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (rO6En)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (7JV2I)
Jack Murphy, is that you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (II3Gr)
Well played.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (gmo/4)
Zucker's "type" is, apparently, ALF.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (3rEjV)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (crngH)
I am going back to the lower-case a, even though it makes me less of a man, and probably reduces my testosterone level and lifespan.
But the capital A "triggers" some of you snowflakes, so I have to go back to the cuck form of my name.
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Cuck? Cuck? My nick is an homage to ee cummings I will have you know!
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: ace
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Reminds me of a decade ago when Allahpundit would brag on Twitter about being a beta-male.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (rvnbR)
Both Christians claiming God brought them together.
That upsets me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
That'd be super for morale at the sinking ship that is CNN
Posted by: Luke Duke at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (238oJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (crngH)
just so it'll tickle youre butthole when she gargles your balls in a 69...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
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You have it all wrong. If you *really* want to get my motor running, make me scream Trump campaign slogans while you smack my ass.
Posted by: SE Cupp at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
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So naughty...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at February 02, 2022 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
With most escort services, this stuff costs extra.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (sy5kK)
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (crngH)
you're wrong ace, lower case is more masculine because it makes you seem like e.e. cummings and what's more manly than having cum in your name
Posted by: Broseidon
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Thatch
Now, apply your analysis to the following: politics, leaders of major corporations, leaders of major non profit organizations, many religious institutions, the military, and so on etc.
Summary of lesson, a fish rots from the head.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (OTzUX)
It made me wonder if someone was socking him too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (PAauZ)
Posted by: whig
I'd go with a tuba player, though. Better lips.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:45 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (lz5hY)
==
as noted earlier of the former presstitute of Gov. Cuomo
Imagine the things she had to pretend to like . . .
Posted by: Shame is part of the kink at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (e5nNp)
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Capitalization is racist . Take a two week vacation buddy.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (ijga9)
I was drunk when the bridge fell on me in Pittsburgh.
So I had to go out in the rain.
But before I could make it to mama Troll's house, I got run over by the Brandon motorcade.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (gmo/4)
On twitter, the anti-jews and black racists are livid at all the jews.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (3rEjV)
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BREAKING: In Gesture to Re-Unite Blacks and Jews, Sean King Identifies as First Non-White Jew Evah!; Changes Nic From "Talcum X" to "X Commandments"
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (xnYBL)
Ah, so we're back to the cancer "Moonshot" bullshit obama started in 2015?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (3rEjV)
He'll euthanize half the cancer patients.
Sort of like him crowing about a booming economy by ignoring all the dropouts from the labor force.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 02, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)
Friday's Jobs Report is going to really suck. Will they blame it on COVID, Winter Weather, or Putin's Russia?
Let's Go Brandon.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:40 PM (Z32m1)
I hear they will blame it on the huge number of workers without employer sick leave who were out sick with Omicron in January. Out sick and unpaid, but not fired, is currently counted as unemployed by Dept of Labor.
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (AMIL/)
And this was surfaced during an investigation into Cuomo?
Yes, this is all very believable.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (KbCG3)
That upsets me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
I've seen self-proclaimed Christians file for no-fault divorce because they've "prayed about it and this is what God wants." Nobody is impervious to self-delusional rationalizing bullshit. But it's far worse when you invoke God's name to rationalize something directly antithetical to Christian teaching.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (II3Gr)
The Washington Commanders
I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (RHGPo)
There may be imitations but your writings are authentically yourself.
Don't ever change. Everyone needs an Ecclesiastes for their era.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ace at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)
Bottom line - letters are for pussies
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (ijga9)
https://tinyurl.com/2p889bj6
...he wants to "explore the morality" of it, and thinks that its not "blanket wrong at any age"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM (KZzsI)
That man needs to find out that it is not wrong for HIM to have sex with a woodchipper. Soon.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (AMIL/)
BS....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (g43JH)
Is this the ass hole who was caught jacking it during a meeting or the other fag?
Posted by: Archer
Toobin. Now noted in the Urban Dictionary: "There I was, just toobin' my dick like it owed me money when I saw the number of viewers was skyrocketing!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (pNxlR)
The Washington Commanders
AKA "Washington Commies"
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: SMOD
Much cheaper than defending and losing a shareholder lawsuit.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (crngH)
75 Swiss francs is all that it cost for one savvy Swiss individual to exploit a loophole in Swiss retirement regulations to retire one year earlier and receive even more lavish benefits than he would have received had he remained a male on paper.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (Ynyl9)
You know, on the scale of noisy neighbors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You could do far worse than such a musician. Someone playing classical music on a piano today as an adult has to have both dedication and passion. Probably erudite as well.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)
Yup, you could live next to me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: DB
John Edwards. John Kerry's pick for VP. Such brilliance.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (3rEjV)
horseface confirms it
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:41 PM (us2H3)
so he's a furry?
*enjoy THAT mental image, everyone...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:01 PM (dNqv+)
They might not have souls, but they're not idiots.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (K2SnJ)
I know of a pastor who decided he was going to quit being a pastor and become a missionary to Africa. I mean the whole "I was called by God to this office" thing is flexible I guess, right?
Then it turned out a few years later he had taken a "second wife" on in Africa. I guess God told him to do that, too?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
And this was surfaced during an investigation into Cuomo?
Yes, this is all very believable.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Okay kid, you got me.
Posted by: Q at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Brian at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (IJWkh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (crngH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (XvPQV)
in two weeks Whoopi Goldberg shows up for work wearing a yarmulke and tallit.
Posted by: kallisto
In two weeks Whoopi shows up having had a Bris.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (uXonU)
https://tinyurl.com/2p889bj6
...he wants to "explore the morality" of it, and thinks that its not "blanket wrong at any age"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:43 PM
*hefts tire iron*
Sure, pal...let's "explore" that idea.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (HhfIU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (ijga9)
And this was surfaced during an investigation into Cuomo?
Yes, this is all very believable.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Okay kid, you got me.
Posted by: Q at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (Iq9dF)
Oh, you. *tussles hair
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (crngH)
******
Heh. I'll say!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (8D42x)
I'm still trying to get past the one you gifted us with @ 498.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Irn0L)
Let's see...
no more car emissions
no more fatal car crashes
and no more cancer
no more poverty
And...they're going to "save the planet!"
Why, no, biden doesn't "overpromise" and "under-deliver" at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (3rEjV)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (njfCw)
The Washington Commanders
I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)
Shorten the nickname to the "Commies."
Their team flag has the same color as the Soviet Flag too.
-Someone smarter than me.
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Broseidon
_________________
Well, you could simply be tapping your feet in a wide stance in a public restroom and look what happened to me!!
Posted by: Sen Craig at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx "
That's a done deal. They won't be able to stop people from saying it and will have to change it again.
Posted by: The Bad Council at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (vrz2I)
Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (VTu1l)
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This is the "random professor" version of what Whoopi did. They do this more than you think. How else can we be educated if not by low tier pervert professors and lame brained mental morons who are on the TV.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: creeper at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Et tu Brandon at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (crngH)
Damn. That is a callback.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)
Hail, Salamanders!
Foes we will stomp!
Amphibious Toadies!
Filling up the Swamp!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (1OHO8)
Posted by: Elvis Costelllo at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (crngH)
Then it turned out a few years later he had taken a "second wife" on in Africa. I guess God told him to do that, too?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
As someone who has taken a couple of mission trips to Africa I've had the impression it would be easy to find a second, African, wife.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (l6b3d)
This.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (VwHCD)
I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Com(wo)manders
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (ZYQKQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Et tu Brandon at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (0dmP2)
+1 for suspensor humor.
Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (T4RS9)
You read it here first. Today is NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY.
Two brothers, Nephi and Golden Grigg, along with their brother-in-law started dabbling in frozen food when they rented a plant on the Oregon and Idaho borders in 1934. They focused on making French fries, but the waste fed to cattle seemed excessive.
So basically, we are eating what used to be cow food.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (axyOa)
Yup, you could live next to me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (VwHCD)
Do your neighbors complain? How do you practice, soundproofing?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (oeVy+)
I also call bullshit on the "during COVID our relationship changed" description. They were doing naughty things before March of 2020 and they simply used that as an excuse to hook up more.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (VTu1l)
Money.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (8D42x)
I'm still trying to get past the one you gifted us with @ 498.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:50 PM (Ez6QX)
i'm a giver, what can i say...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (lz5hY)
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Netflix can always use a good director of Pedo Programming that pays 8 figures/year.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (xnYBL)
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (6eRlp)
What! Where?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (dNqv+)
They need a break.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Omhudsman at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (d7Ov4)
So Zucker's "a repulsive little goblin"? I wonder if Gollust was originally Gollumlust, and lost a syllable somewhere along the way.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (C2SXt)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
Guess so. This sort of thing is why I call bullshit on any so-called word or calling from God that isn't a directly cited quote from scriptures.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Commander Riker at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (A4cav)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (XvPQV)
No, I think she was always a blonde.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Actually, I think master guitarists are probably the most technical of rock instruments and the best can play damn near anything.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (DTX3h)
No, he needs a longer name, 12 characters or more is better. It is too easy to guess thoe short names!
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (Z32m1)
Eventually we'll have The Washington Anodynes. The Baltimore Them. The Seattle Cardboard.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (yQpMk)
You read it here first. Today is NATIONAL TATER TOT DAY.
Two brothers, Nephi and Golden Grigg, along with their brother-in-law started dabbling in frozen food when they rented a plant on the Oregon and Idaho borders in 1934. They focused on making French fries, but the waste fed to cattle seemed excessive.
So basically, we are eating what used to be cow food.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (axyOa)
This is why I don't eat salad either
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)
The Washington Commanders
I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw
Commander in Queefs ( Rick and Morty)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (crngH)
The Washington Commanders
I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)
should have gone with the washington generals.
i wonder if anyone would have caught on...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (VwHCD)
Yep. Near-infinite $$$ skews the handsome/rich matrix women have, at least according to that guy who popularized the "hot/crazy" matrix guys have for women.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (VbI7r)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (axyOa)
Same with Brussels sprouts. That shit is livestock feed. Fucking hipsters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (iDcra)
Cuomo the rat. It's an Italian thing.
Posted by: Sammy "The Bull" Gravano at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wendybar at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (o+/nX)
Posted by: michelle fields at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (gx1zj)
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Stelter's kid's already got a national holiday named after him?
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (xnYBL)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (ijga9)
Now get her to lose the bra
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (XvPQV)
--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ZSKE38lTU
she works hard for the money
Posted by: Donna Sommer said it best at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (REqiV)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (ijga9)
******
Hey, even a blond nut finds a squirrel now and then.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 02, 2022 12:56 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
yep
Posted by: Miss Lindsey, Reaching around the "Aisle" at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Both Christians claiming God brought them together.
That upsets me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)
I've seen this a couple of times in my work life. I'll add that others who celebrated these couples doing that utterly revolts me and saddens me at the same time. I write this knowing that could've been me if I wasn't careful and praying not to do that.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (Hh3y4)
Cheesy Bacon Tater Tots are wonderful and you commie jagoffs can go shit in the woods!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 12:54 PM (A4cav)
Meanwhile pretending to be the more moral and virtuous of the sexes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (II3Gr)
I think they should go with the Washington Wokes.
Posted by: Biergood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (FQWHA)
What do you call the place where people are living on a piece of floating ice?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (n3xLS)
Now you're really thinkin!!!!
I need to start using my powers for good.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (ijga9)
Baylee Turner, 26, a former high school teacher in Jasper County, Missouri, could've faced up to four years in prison stemming from a sexual encounter with her former student
Zucker should have married her.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (GYllL)
@AdamKinzinger
I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (w9Wax)
Alles ist klar, Herr Kommisar?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (8D42x)
Ah, so we're back to the cancer "Moonshot" bullshit obama started in 2015?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (3rEjV)
Cure cancer and end all traffic deaths, real quick!!! The Junta promises a lot. They'll deliver nothing but higher costs for cancer treatments and for new vehicles with breathalyzers, automatic braking, and God knows what else.
I also expect the stuff to be built with the money from the $1.2T Infrastructure Bill will be behind schedule - way behind. The Junta has probably already started writing a list of excuses. Climate Change, COVID, Trump, and I don't know what else will be blamed.
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (8Sqzu)
Or even worse in CNN's eyes, Adult Face.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM
But they were masked!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (DTX3h)
Ace, did you see the President's statement on zucker??
He calls zucker "perverted" and a "world class sleazebag."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (3rEjV)
I got SE Gulp to change her hair back one day by making a carefully targeted comment about it on Hot Air. One of my lamest achievements.
Posted by: ...
Henceforth we shall address you as "The Hair Whisperer"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (pNxlR)
Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (sVfvf)
Cheesy Bacon Tater Tots are wonderful and you commie jagoffs can go shit in the woods!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (dNqv+)
I haven't had tater tots in forever and you're making me hungry.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (oeVy+)
Then it turned out a few years later he had taken a "second wife" on in Africa. I guess God told him to do that, too?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (KZzsI)
I can't bring myself to offer congratulations.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (T4RS9)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (7JV2I)
@AdamKinzinger
I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
Wow. Pot, meet kettle. What a dick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM
Salad is what food eats.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (HhfIU)
JustTheNews:
Classified State Department email declared Hunter Biden 'undercut' U.S. efforts in Ukraine
Withheld from public for five years, memo conflicts with Democrats' official narrative that president's son had no impact on U.S. anti-corruption efforts in Ukraine.
.. two of the people who wrote/saw the email were witnesses in the 1st Trump impeachment
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (5Duo8)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (Hh3y4)
Not a work situation but playing the God card did happen to me directly. And she was backed up 100% by people who should've called it out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (3rEjV)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (CTJwJ)
@AdamKinzinger
I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (NpAcC)
More projection than food poisoning at a buffet for bulimic runway models.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (Z32m1)
well, they have to do *something* to make up for the passing of big joe polka
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: torabora at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (WnpTB)
Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.
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What woman would not be attracted to a man with 6 inch fingernails?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM (KZzsI)
Just for you, one of the best bass openings:
https://youtu.be/pJV2pWFyfn4
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (7JV2I)
Reverse genders and imagine how fucked up this precedent is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (3rEjV)
CNN, the most busted name in news.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 12:55 PM
Salad is what food eats.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (HhfIU)
So what do we do with all this salad that's just lying around?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (dNqv+)
@AdamKinzinger
I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status... Posted by: redridinghood
++++++++++++++++++
Tears of a bitter twisted has been politician. Hope Hawley drinks deep and makes fun of Kinzinger's spelling of aggrandizing.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (QzkSJ)
"egrandizing"
??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (3rEjV)
Not a lot of people act like Egrets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM (VwHCD)
Do your neighbors complain? How do you practice, soundproofing?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 12:53 PM (oeVy+)
They're not close enough to hear me, not in the new house anyway. I only had neighbors on one side at the old house, but the bastard worked a late shift and would be trying to sleep during practice hours. He got pissed a few times when I had an entire band in the basement, so one night I went outside while the rest of the band was hammering away, and it was not that loud. The thing that pissed me off is he built an addition on his house and put his new bedroom close to the property line, so all of a sudden now it was a problem. I decided to rearrange the practice space and point all the amps in his direction and had the band play the devil's 5th for an hour. He got the message.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (FVME7)
??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (3rEjV)
Yeah that too. Fucker can't even spell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)
@AdamKinzinger
I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Posted by: redridinghood
FYI: no one likes traitors, Adam. Good luck with your new 'friends'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 01:01 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Broseidon
It's MO for crying out loud. Besides, teach is hot.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (pNxlR)
Or Whore Whisperer. I'm not fussed.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)
I wonder what they have on him.. I mean to embarrass himself like this.. whatever it is, it's got to be bad.
Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (53oGX)
The Karens who watch CNN will actually admire Zucker even more now... one of their own bagged a rich, high-status Communist. Now they can all feel like they have a chance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: me
Alles ist klar, Herr Kommisar?
Wir treffen Jill and Joe
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (ijga9)
Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (Iq9dF)
Supposedly Hef's son still has a stack of those videos and pictures in a vault. So far as I know, he has no plans on using it.
And Hef was one charming MoFo once upon a time. Then he had money. When he got old, he still had fame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (XvPQV)
CNN, the most busted name in news.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking
Heh.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (ji6qo)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (3rEjV)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Those dosed on drugs like Rohypnol and Quaaludes. The Daily Mail is running stories from Hefner's private physician's daughter who basically grew up in the house which is coming out in an AE ten part series. Bits and pieces of corroboration from other former playmates over the years indicate that it is not a mere hack job.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (Iq9dF)
I wonder what he means by this? What "evil" is he referring to and why does he not explain or say specifically?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (KZzsI)
Withered, old, diseased 80 year old Hefner, no less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
He was Epstein before there was an Epstein. Apparently Hef's widow destroyed the collection of blackmail kompromat Hugh kept (at least if she is telling the truth). Would not be surprised at all that intel/leo agencies used him on occasion for honey traps. Once again, a pretty open secret of his degeneracy among the LA elites.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (Iq9dF)
It was no secret at all. It was publicized . That insiders claim to be shocked at what was going on is ridiculous.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (n3xLS)
Oh shit, Quislinger can't spell, LOL.
Or maybe it's just jargon. "Self E-grandizing." It's what people like him do on Twitter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 12:51 PM (DTX3h)
No, he needs a longer name, 12 characters or more is better. It is too easy to guess thoe short names!
he needs to use a phrase. no one will ever guess that!
Posted by: correct horse battery staple at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 12:57 PM (Hh3y4)
Not a work situation but playing the God card did happen to me directly. And she was backed up 100% by people who should've called it out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (II3Gr)
I truly am sorry you went through that. 'You shall know them by their fruits.'-there are more fake Christians in churches today than I'd would've believed ten years ago.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (dNqv+)
Aight, you asked for it...
https://youtu.be/H4HIE95Sxgw
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Lavrenty Beria at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (ji6qo)
Posted by: deadrody at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (/jrmI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ...
You can see Whoopi's shadow three states away.
It's been known to destroy crops.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)
I wonder what they have on him.. I mean to embarrass himself like this.. whatever it is, it's got to be bad.
Posted by: Inogame at February 02, 2022 01:02 PM (53oGX)
Forget it, Jake, it's Rockford.
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (6eRlp)
Maybe Adam can't spell "aggrandizing," but he's managed to maintain an emoticon of dignity in the Age of Trump!
Posted by: Mega Mac at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)
Yup, you could live next to me. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 12:48 PM
Better than having a clog dancing family living in the apartment above you like that commercial.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2022 12:59 PM (CTJwJ)
Thread winner
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 12:46 PM (xnYBL)
changes Nic from "Talcum X" to "X Odis"
So shall it be written. So shall it be done.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (2O6rz)
Weird, huh?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (A4cav)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Glamour comes from the stories of Welsh illusionists that made the ordinary seem magical. Girls wanting celebrity status and reputation saw what they wanted to see or were willing to compromise to achieve it. Would not be surprised that a bunch of them have regrets about their naivete.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (63Dwl)
And now, I wonder, with the grave injustice having been the old Washington Redskins, will the culture have to burn their copies of Christmas Vacation, which includes a horrifying(!) scene of Clark coming down the stairs in a jersey with a giant Redskins Indian on the front?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: WisRich at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)
I truly am sorry you went through that. 'You shall know them by their fruits.'-there are more fake Christians in churches today than I'd would've believed ten years ago.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:04 PM (Hh3y4)
Thanks. They're everywhere, including in the pulpit. Caveat emptor, bigly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (II3Gr)
You know, one can't help but notice that the CNN executive had his choice of holes at CNN and chose an attractive-ish genetic female.
Weird, huh?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (A4ca
The real shocker is that she graduated college. Not just the third grade.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (us2H3)
Or Zucker starring in a Larry David vehicle.
Posted by: mrp at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (6eRlp)
Posted by: EveR at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: whig
It would also be nice if Kinzinger learned to spel.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)
Chicago Blackhawks
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)
I just got here. What did we do NOW?
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)
He sounds fun. I would have tuned it out and just talked about you behind your back like a normal person if it bothered me. I want to get along with all my neighbors. But I have tractors near my house all night long and I don't notice them. You get used to the noises.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (2JVJo)
Burg = village
Just sayin'
Posted by: Muldoon
Borg=CNN
Posted by: Miklos
Brig = Vacation home
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (l0Lgi)
At the same time, its not like they walked into this unaware of the place and what its about and they all seemed to be willing to do it, so complaining now seems... I dunno, insincere
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022 01:05 PM (bVYXr)
Those are pretty funny. I liked the one where they were concerned about the fencing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (b+Fr8)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)
See post #425
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:10 PM (ijga9)
--
We'll get baby bats dressed up in doll clothes and we'll like it!
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:10 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Inogame
The Longs of Louisiana would say a live boy or a dead girl. Today, probably corruption involving overseas places like Syria, China, Ukraine, etc.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:10 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (II3Gr)
That's just two weeks of nonstop pie eating.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 02, 2022
*
Those are pretty funny. I liked the one where they were concerned about the fencing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022
***
I like the "life coach" series where the guy is trying to keep his clients from turning into their parents!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:03 PM (7JV2I)
I'm sure if it was a hot guy teacher the knives would be out.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (II3Gr)
Angry Birds was imaginative.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (n3xLS)
--
We'll get baby bats dressed up in doll clothes and we'll like it!
Posted by: Lady in Black
Bat Cafe!
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)
See post #425
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)
Aw geez, we're just a bunch of bullies, Jordan!
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (Vr12I)
"Do you know who else reads books about submarines?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (A4cav)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (ijga9)
Yeah, definitely. The Bible made it clear that the church will be scattered with people who are not faithful chosen believers. Not uprooted because it would disrupt the good plants, etc.
But more than a few pastors are not Christians at all. Obviously 1 is too many, but far too many are just in the job for the work and the influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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We do have a 'Ace Well-Drilling Service' here locally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (l0Lgi)
The police news conference never answered the most important question, "Was the shooting victim Black, or will there be no protests and riots?"
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (o2MD2)
Zucker sure threw himself on that grenade quickly. Maybe he just needed an out/excuse to get off the sinking CNN ship.
This photo makes his fling look tall. Is she a bit taller than he is
Posted by: Sphynx at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq
Me too until he hit on a thing I do.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 02, 2022 12:07 PM (DU+/6)
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He is the the Piano Man. Just where else would you take your uptown girl?
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (3TihK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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We do have a 'Ace Well-Drilling Service' here locally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:1
Ace Appliance Repair
Posted by: Sphynx at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (II3Gr)
It's what a liminal Alpha male would do
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bishop John Spong at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (vOGqy)
While some of those are funny, I hate them. The reason I hate them is that they are pretending you should never grow up and always stay a teenager. Don't be like your parents, that would be AWFUL!
Oh by the way: what product are they selling? What company? Do you even remember?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Well, you might want to read the Daily Mail series on it. Holly Madison put out some of the more disgusting stories about late era Hef, a 70's girlfriend added to it, and so on.
But, predators also sense who is vulnerable and who is not. Apparently dosing them with drugs had a lot to do with loosening their inhibitions. Same MO as Cosby.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bosk at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Vr12I)
Maybe he banned himself again.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Buzzion at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Ihjrm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
I think it's insurance.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
The Paolo, he finds this too subtle.
Posted by: Paolo at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (P1f+c)
Because now you are free to marry again?
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She has two daughters and a husband. Things must be popping in the kitchen.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (tixeB)
Posted by: Bishop John Spong
"I'm sure I have no idea what he's talking about"
--Joel Osteen, Gloria Copeland et al
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (sVfvf)
Go big or go home eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (axyOa)
That's what I said. If just a capital A triggers people, all caps will send people right over the edge. It'll be fun.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)
To find out, they will have to weigh her on a Cat Scale.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (NpAcC)
I hope I can be half the man my father was.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (A4cav)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: portlandon at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (+oR7L)
Sure, the first time. Then they went back to the mansion. Again and again and again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:14 PM (u82oZ)
And that little slut was me.
Posted by: Kamala at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Not saying the whole playboy period wasn't a disgusting Sodom and Gomorrah but Holly Madison was pissed when Hef broke their engagement and he married someone else soon after. She's a nut.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (n3xLS)
Is it the pointing out a landmark thing? Because I did that on one of our recent flights and my husband said, "we will not point out landmarks!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (A4cav)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (b+Fr8)
Oh by the way: what product are they selling? What company? Do you even remember?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022
***
Either Progressive or Geico insurance. Both use humor (as so many insurance company spots do).
They are cleverly done, especially the choice of the same moderately-sad music for all of them. You hear that, it's like a theme song to a favorite TV show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (LvTSG)
The police news conference never answered the most important question, "Was the shooting victim Black, or will there be no protests and riots?"
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (Z32m1)
Is it an election year?
[ ] yes
[ ] no
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:08 PM (oeVy+)
It was not that loud. It was sound proofed, and the amps originally faced away from him. The ceiling was insulated and had 5/8 sheetrock. The basement windows were lined with styrofoam, and boarded over with 3/4 plywood, and them styrofoamed over, and the walls were lined with shipping blankets. It was barley loud outside, and he's telling me he needed headphones to sleep. I told him sue his contractor for building shitty paper thin walls on his addition if thats the case. He was just being an asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:07 PM (Ez6QX)
I miss all the fun.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Bosk at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (x6uUk)
**
(looks up to see if Whoopi Goldberg is in a tree making clicking sounds)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (A4cav)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (dfRN6)
Lots.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (7JV2I)
Only problem is that while I liked and remember the commercials, I don't remember which company they were for. That should count as a fail in the ad industry.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Exactly.
It's not like people get all butt hurt and go reeeeeee.
It's REEEEEE!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)
To find out, they will have to weigh her on a Cat Scale.
----------------
Does she have a stainless steel shitter? I wouldn't trust porcelain if I were her.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (sVfvf)
@JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: redridinghood
----
clark kent?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (yrol0)
Early returns from this blog says: YES!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah, definitely. The Bible made it clear that the church will be scattered with people who are not faithful chosen believers. Not uprooted because it would disrupt the good plants, etc.
But more than a few pastors are not Christians at all. Obviously 1 is too many, but far too many are just in the job for the work and the influence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:11 PM (KZzsI)
My family wonders why I am quite wary of everyone at every church we go to. I've discovered a number of 'tells' or indicators that someone is a fake or not. Sometimes it takes years but you do see it once it happens.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Caliban at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (RHGPo)
Or even worse in CNN's eyes, Adult Face.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 02, 2022 12:58 PM (vuisn)
She's not bad . . . with a nose job.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 02, 2022 01:13 PM (XvPQV)
He will be giga-Chad again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:19 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (OyZ4J)
Trudeau really should get out more.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:20 PM (I09q4)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (Ez6QX)
You probably shouldn't wish to hit on a woman whose eyes are so close together she could use a monocle for both at the same time...
But this since this feature has nothing to do with her bewbs - yeah, signs point to 'hit'.
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (5iUNf)
@JustinTrudeau
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (W3VUu)
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Before we get all pitchforky...let's wait until the official numbers, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (LvTSG)
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I think the vast majority of commercials are infantile. I guess advertisers think everybody has the humor of a 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (sVtYq)
It was not that loud. It was sound proofed, and the amps originally faced away from him. The ceiling was insulated and had 5/8 sheetrock. The basement windows were lined with styrofoam, and boarded over with 3/4 plywood, and them styrofoamed over, and the walls were lined with shipping blankets. It was barley loud outside, and he's telling me he needed headphones to sleep. I told him sue his contractor for building shitty paper thin walls on his addition if thats the case. He was just being an asshole.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonhead
He's a d*ck. He'd complain about everything in that case.He sounds like Mrs Kravitz from bewitched.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (Vr12I)
Ousted Chris Cuomo 'forced CNN boss Jeff Zucker's resignation by blowing whistle on his open-secret affair' with staffer Allison Gollust while fighting for $18million severance
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 02, 2022 01:16 PM (ufFY
yeah, she isn't ghoulish, but decent. I probably would have to be a little drunk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022
***
listen
there's a hell of a good universe next door
let's go
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (txdEq)
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I blame the truckers and the unvaxxed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (+ya+t)
See, how's that helping them?
They spend a good million bucks on each of these ads, and then spend millions more buying air time and you can't even remember the name of the company.
Advertising is 90% a scam, for advertising companies to continue to get work. They aren't advertising your business, they're advertising their ad company.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (KZzsI)
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)
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"No vaccines."
"Shut up, racists."
"Oh, jeez. Sorry. We'll go home now."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (I09q4)
I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Posted by: redridinghood
Oh gee, there's nothing personal in that. Kinzinger is just projecting what he himself is.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (VwHCD)
I was going to be anyway.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (VwHCD)
There are some soundproofing projects at instructables . com that seem pretty good. One project claimed a 55db difference using suspended sound isolators drywall and split walls.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (PiwSw)
Both Zucker and Carville look like they should be squatting on top of Notre Dame with water coming out of their mouth.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)
==========
"It was an open secret. We just chose to not tell you. Now, for all the news that's fit to air."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (LvTSG)
But the King is dead, and now the Tater will be mashed. Bank it.
CNN should hire Mark Dice to do his voiceovers for Tater and Oliver Darcy. That would help their ratings tremendously.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (W3VUu)
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Psaki Circle-Jerk: "We're Gonna Make It Up On Volume!"
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (CjeW1)
Andrew Lawton @AndrewLawton; 3h
Liberal MPs deny unanimous consent to motion from Conservative MP @ArnoldViersen condemning blackface.
[29-second video]
https://nitter.net/AndrewLawton/status/
1488623375106953219#m
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (oiNtH)
Exactly what I thought too.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)
Totes believable to us.
Posted by: The AP office in Gaza at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (PiwSw)
I hate to be so personal, but Hawley is one of the worst human beings, and a self egrandizing con artist. When Trump goes down I certainly hope this evil will be layed in the open for all to see, and be ashamed of. twitter.com/thehill/status...
Guess which one will still have a job next January.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (T4RS9)
I mean, when the boss is compromised, he won't want to risk discovery by disciplining his staff for similar indiscretions, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 02, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)
You *are* the fun.
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (ijga9)
Yeah that's the Leftist play book
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (I09q4)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Revenant at February 02, 2022 01:24 PM (T4RS9)
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Those revolting peasants...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (VDbGO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (3rEjV)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (7JV2I)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (SOV+T)
Everyone knew because a TV news operation at every level is Gossip City.
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:25 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (CKevK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (NtyCv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)
Both Zucker and Carville look like they should be squatting on top of Notre Dame with water coming out of their mouth.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM (W3VUu)
Lol
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 02, 2022 01:23 PM
Per Hank Johnson, the whole blog will tip over!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)
THIS! (On several occasions)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)
"No vaccines."
"Shut up, racists."
"Oh, jeez. Sorry. We'll go home now."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with complete John Ford ranking at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
Holds up a JT blackface pic. This you?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (KbCG3)
Trying to spew the Big Lie.
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Those truckers should sue that Nancy Boy for pure slander.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (5HBd1)
Not saying the whole playboy period wasn't a disgusting Sodom and Gomorrah but Holly Madison was pissed when Hef broke their engagement and he married someone else soon after. She's a nut.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Yes, but you also look for other corroboration from others and you pretty much find it. If bedpost notches are the measure of a man, then Hefner's the guy but otherwise as a human being not so much.
Notably, the A and E series is based on a book where Hef's personal doctor's daughter grew up in the Mansion because her dad spent so much time there. The book was published in 2006 but the publishing company required cutting over two hundred pages because of fear of being sued by the publishers. There is substantial corroboration over the years by both the women and those frequenting the mansions. Some of the worst occurred when those not making Hef's cut were farmed out to his 'friends'.
Playboy magazine itself has put out a statement supporting those bringing up the stories including Hef's own daughter. The son insists that Hef was not that guy.
Posted by: whig at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (Iq9dF)
2021 Jab cup - Melbourne, Australia
https://tinyurl.com/mspr4m97
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (xKKnI)
See, how's that helping them?
They spend a good million bucks on each of these ads, and then spend millions more buying air time and you can't even remember the name of the company.
Advertising is 90% a scam, for advertising companies to continue to get work. They aren't advertising your business, they're advertising their ad company.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022
***
True, that's a fail for them. However, their agencies have spent a long time associating certain *characters* with each company -- Flo and Jamie with Progressive; the gecko and Maxwell the Pig and the Cavemen with Geico. When a new spot runs that doesn't have an established "anchor" character in it, the ad runs the risk of being unmoored in the viewer's minds from the company.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (txdEq)
Appears that "conservative" leader Erin O'Toole was a fraud and an ally of the leftists. Sound familiar?
Similar to Paul Ryan, McConnell, Theresa May, etc.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (3rEjV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (ijga9)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM (+ya+t)
wut
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (OyZ4J)
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Check out Peacocks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (sVfvf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (5HBd1)
Oh my gosh, I did not know that. That's loud.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
LOL. Is this the latest you've been first?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:28 PM (9zXwu)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (ijga9)
Registration.
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:28 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (NtyCv)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (II3Gr)
I foresee an outcome similar to the Peasant's Revolt. The PM (King) will make a grand statement appearing to agree w/ the truckers' demands and the truckers will disperse. In the weeks following, the Mounties will be sent out to round up the ring leaders, instigators and rabble rousers among the truckers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (A4cav)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (5HBd1)
--
Throw Maxine Waters and Rancid Taliban up there too. Those ugly faces have the ideal bass mouths to facilitate perfect water streams.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: klaftern at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Archer at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (gmo/4)
SE Cupp: Joe Rogan isn't informing the people.
Also SE Cupp: I have no idea what's going on under my own roof.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM
Just remember...the orange is green.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (HhfIU)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:22 PM
Disappoint is the usual verb around here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)
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Throw Maxine Waters and Rancid Taliban up there too. Those ugly faces have the ideal bass mouths to facilitate perfect water streams.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (sVtYq)
Add Bezos and Zuckerberg.
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (Vr12I)
I foresee an outcome similar to the Peasant's Revolt. The PM (King) will make a grand statement appearing to agree w/ the truckers' demands and the truckers will disperse. In the weeks following, the Mounties will be sent out to round up the ring leaders, instigators and rabble rousers among the truckers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (2JVJo)
And when the truckers see their brethren being rounded up, pretty sure that's when the trucks go into permanent park.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (KbCG3)
But of course he did.
Sorry GWB, Trump upset the gravy train and the uni-party.
Posted by: Cheri at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (a3Q+t)
It's part of the kink.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:27 PM (sVfvf)
Peacocks sound like they're screaming "Help!"
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (pnzcV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 02, 2022 01:29 PM (5HBd1)
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxVeYN5AxNg
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (7JV2I)
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
Dafuq?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2022 01:21 PM (HhfIU)
***
I wonder if these people in government understand what is really happening?
Could a coup in Canada be possible?
When you push Canadians this far to react in this fashion, just how pissed off is everyone else? Already riots in Europe. Dissatisfaction here. Hmmm?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)
Yup, absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:26 PM (NtyCv)
https://tinyurl.com/4hp95fyn
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (AMIL/)
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
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It's almost as if the Lefty playbook has only one play now -- and they're gonna keep running it despite everybody knowing it's coming and not giving a shit anymore.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (GiKuo)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 02, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)
________________________
Questionable. Some mousey librarian types are just mousey librarian types. But you could get very lucky with the ones who do have sex dungeons. There was this time back in my much wilder party days . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (LnwGT)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (2UGRQ)
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (7JV2I)
SE Cupp: Joe Rogan isn't informing the people.
Translation: Why does Rogan have 10+ million subscribers while no one will watch meeeeeeee?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (DJFLF)
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And, oddly, they are all demonstrating upper middle class buying habits. Not one has burned anything much less looted a drug store. WTF?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (sVfvf)
LOL. Is this the latest you've been first?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 02, 2022 01:28 PM (9zXwu)
I believe the answer is yes.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (NtyCv)
BREAKING: Confirmed that @erinotoole has lost the vote with 73 members voting against him.
https://nitter.net/brianlilley/status/
1488933456251953163
Yes, our John McCain may be on his way out.
The caucus of sitting MPs voted for a leadership review [61 needed to achieve it] so now there will be a Party Convention similar to your Presidential ones where O'Toole can either defend himself to the Party membership against rivals or step aside and let the others fight it out.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (UHVv4)
Only problem is that while I liked and remember the commercials, I don't remember which company they were for. That should count as a fail in the ad industry.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM (nfrXX)
I do not remember the name either. All I know is that it is a woke / progressive insurance company, and I will never do business with them.
I will stick with X, because they stuck with Aaaron Rodgers during his vaccine bru-ha-ha. (And I hate the Packers!)
Posted by: rd at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (Z32m1)
Oh, Kinzinger will have a job in January. Probably a cushy no-show at AEI or similar.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (KbCG3)
In a perfect world thats when the trucks become up armored and heavily armed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02,
I bet there is but Opsec.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (oeVy+)
**
Well, you could've had more viewers at one time. You would've needed to have changed your line of work slightly, and used your previous fame to your advantage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Celebrates Black People Can Accomplish Normal Stuff Too Month at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (A4cav)
Maybe I don't understand the criteria...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (LnwGT)
Trudeau resigning would get a flaming skull.
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (OyZ4J)
Says she'd like some water too
Posted by: Broseidon at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (7JV2I)
To put out the blowtorch
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)]
She was conservative-ish with big tits, but mostly big tits. Then she went to work for CNN and it was determined that she was nothing but a greedy whore who sold her soul for a payday.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Creepy fucks, those FB dweebs.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Mika Blojohnsky at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (2UGRQ)
Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (RUbKA)
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
They must have been in a big hurry. They left out anti-Indigenous Peoples, anti-Asian, anti-poor, anti-non-binary persons, and thousands more identity groups.
Posted by: Gref at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM
Waaaay ahead of you.
Posted by: Nissan at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (HhfIU)
Oh he is a Uniparty O'Toole then.
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (DJFLF)
Again I'm not saying it's not true. I'm saying I'd be surprised if it wasn't true. It's not news. But specifically , my description of Holly Madison is also a fact.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (n3xLS)
In a perfect world thats when the trucks become up armored and heavily armed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)
I want one that has a cow catcher grille with spikes on it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (II3Gr)
Creepy fucks, those FB dweebs.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (KiBMU)
Andrew Torba sent out an email that they relocated to gab yesterday.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (pnzcV)
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (OyZ4J)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (VwHCD)
With Warrior Woman on top.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2022 01:34 PM (RUbKA)
Ah willow. Willow be gone. Not sure if it was a flounce or a Houdini.
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (Vr12I)
Both were sired by Uncle Fester.
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: PabloD at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (IEREm)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (CYnTg)
Maybe I don't understand the criteria...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (LnwGT)
Trudeau resigning would get a flaming skull.
Posted by: m at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (OyZ4J)
***
Should of been one Toobin at least.
Thats what he'll be doing for awhile.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:30 PM (n3xLS)
Or gay.
Or black and gay, like this immensely irritating Credit Karma commercial:
https://tinyurl.com/mvt4ed7h
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Turn two at February 02, 2022 01:35 PM (EPRp+)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Like Megan Kelly?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (I09q4)
Posted by: Boswell at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:36 PM (u82oZ)
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxVeYN5AxNg
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at Februa
Is that bird saying I will f you up?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (oeVy+)
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I knew this was going to happen. It was only a matter of time. I hope they fully anticipated it and have a backup communication method, because as sure as the sun goes down, the leftist censors were going to shut them down and deny them a way to communicate and assemble. This is tyranny. It's here.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (sVtYq)
Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we've seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let's keep working to make Canada more inclusive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 02, 2022 01:18 PM
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Ahh, the Full Merkel.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (sVfvf)
Creepy fucks, those FB dweebs.
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FB did it to the Canadian truckers too [but not the GoFundMe account after it was very briefly suspended].
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:37 PM (oXNqT)
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All of the cute 'Flo' ads do not compensate for piss-poor claim service. I've been wrestling for months to get them to pay up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2022 01:38 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: dartist at February 02, 2022 01:38 PM (+ya+t)
It isn't hard to do.
No Darcy or Stelter.
No Don Lemon too.
Imagine all the people!
Dumping CNN.
You-hooo!!
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one,
Next up are Hayes and Maddow,
MSNBC is just as dumb
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:38 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (coYBh)
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Pretty well, yes. We call RINOs "Red Tories" -- or "Pink" for the real leftist ones.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (u82oZ)
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And, oddly, they are all demonstrating upper middle class buying habits. Not one has burned anything much less looted a drug store. WTF?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 02, 2022 01:32 PM (sVfvf)
I don't understand your point of your sarcasm.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:39 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:40 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at February 02, 2022 01:40 PM (+LOvG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (81VWT)
Posted by: kraken at February 02, 2022 01:31 PM (Vr12I)
Never understood how that happened.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 02, 2022 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I always thought her boobs were at best average, but they did balloon up a bit when somebody pulled the ring and she started blowing up like a rubber raft.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (VwHCD)
.. yawn
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (81VWT)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:42 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (CYnTg)
Also had the sexy librarian glasses thing.
I would have hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Now she's just another bimbo.
Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (oXNqT)
The total estimated award amount for all three funded Space Act Agreements is $415.6 million. The companies that received awards are:
- Blue Origin of Kent, Washington, for $130 million
- Nanoracks LLC, of Houston for $160 million
- Northrop Grumman Systems Corporation of Dulles, Virginia, for $125.6 million
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:44 PM (RHGPo)
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No, we just got rid [probably] of our Mitch McConnell or House Speaker Ryan. [Unless you mean it was only 73 out of 119 MPs and not alot more?]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:44 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (u82oZ)
Also had the sexy librarian glasses thing.
I would have hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Now she's just another bimbo.
Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (oXNqT)
She has always been that. Its just obvious now.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (I09q4)
Posted by: 496 at February 02, 2022 01:45 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (3cGpq)
Canada may avoid one because we're near but possibly not.
We won't have one as the military is too large and too ego driven.
And the people who should know this, know this. Which is why calling Jan 6 a coup or an insurrection is so funny. They could've had the entire capitol surrounded with an hour or so with no one being able to escape and from what I can tell hardly any of them were armed. You don't go to a coup with a weapon and a few military leaders (preferably a General or two) with you.
This country either reverses itself or divides it won't be by firearms until after things have been divvied up and the balance isn't good.
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (2O6rz)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (I09q4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 02, 2022 01:43 PM (o2MD2)
lol yup.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (VwHCD)
Canada is standing up. Our GOPe is hopeless. They could win, and big, but chose not to.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 02, 2022 01:46 PM (u82oZ)
.. yawn
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:41 PM (RHGPo)
This is when you want karma to be a real thing.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 02, 2022 01:47 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:47 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: jakee308 at February 02, 2022 01:47 PM (2O6rz)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:48 PM (UHVv4)
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Pardon me. Unless you meant they all voted for that Black History Month crap, then you are 100% right although even then a Con MP tried to make a motion condemning blackface that the Libs voted down. My apologies then.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 02, 2022 01:51 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: SMOD at February 02, 2022 01:52 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: MikeN at February 02, 2022 01:55 PM (2okxz)
Also had the sexy librarian glasses thing.
I would have hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Now she's just another bimbo.
Posted by: ballistic at February 02, 2022
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Nicely arched hind paws, tho.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:55 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:56 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 02, 2022 01:58 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2022 02:00 PM (Ai5Zp)
He is the the Piano Man. Just where else would you take your uptown girl?
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 02, 2022 01:12 PM (3TihK)
Miami 2017?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2022 02:02 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at February 02, 2022 02:29 PM (asG9z)
from Claudia Tenner: It's looking increasingly that the only employee at CNN who keeps his hands to himself is Jeffrey Toobin.
And Whoopi Goldberg to change stage name to Whoopi Goebbels.
Posted by: donnyf at February 02, 2022 02:42 PM (fTdo6)
Posted by: jbspry at February 02, 2022 02:49 PM (ATe9j)
That's what has Zuck on the run? Let me posit an alternative theory - Zuck has something so ugly, so very nasty, that if they began investigating this affair, they'd quickly uncover that ugly-nasty thing, and that is far worse for Zuckerberg than an affair.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 02, 2022 02:53 PM (0t+lw)
Nope. Shenanigans. There's a pile of dead raped babies somewhere if this what Sucker is willing to cop to.
Posted by: cmier at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (V8l2a)
Posted by: cmier at February 02, 2022 02:55 PM (V8l2a)
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*ding ding ding* Winner!
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 02, 2022 02:59 PM (0t+lw)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 02, 2022 03:01 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Ciampino at February 02, 2022 03:11 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 02, 2022 12:49 PM (l6b3d)
Carrie Keagan. Gul.....
Posted by: Omhudsman at February 02, 2022 03:12 PM (fahVl)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 02, 2022 03:46 PM (hlxe7)
Posted by: vivi at February 02, 2022 04:40 PM (75KJF)
Posted by: David Franklin at February 02, 2022 05:17 PM (iljIx)
The Washington Commanders
I guess this name is trigger-proof?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 02, 2022 12:47 PM (njfCw)
And the command in DC has such a great track record!
I thought FB Team was such a great in your face to the cancel crowd.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2022 05:31 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: David Franklin at February 02, 2022 05:17 PM (iljIx)
Being head of CNN makes it less likely someone would dare drop a report on you than more likely.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 02, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Coki at February 02, 2022 06:08 PM (4JsuM)
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