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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: London Breed at January 17, 2022 07:40 PM (bVYXr)
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Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM
"The penguins are psychotic."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:48 PM (DadPs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:49 PM (4fSQf)
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Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 07:51 PM (RJMSR)
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Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM
"The penguins are psychotic."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2022 07:47 PM (RkC6l)
So true
Posted by: Batman at January 17, 2022 07:52 PM (RJMSR)
Sea otters are the best. They hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)
Sea otters are the best. They hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (U2p+3)
Otterpologist
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (DadPs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (4fSQf)
A lab in Wuhan.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Bosk at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM
The Commentariat must have disappointed Ace yet again.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (DadPs)
Sea otters are the best. They hold hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 07:53 PM (U2p+3)
I thought penguins were cool because they lived in Antarctica.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2022 07:59 PM (SvIdH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:59 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)
I saw a pic on the Bee. I thought it had to to be satire. She looked like those cartoons where the character's eyebrows are actually floating above the head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 07:59 PM (x8Wzq)
A female bat has a smile. A female penguin does not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2022 08:02 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 17, 2022 08:02 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Batman at January 17, 2022 08:03 PM (RJMSR)
Historians find document from 1776 that removes all mandates and restrictions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:03 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 07:56 PM (4fSQf)
Isn't that a Joan Rivers joke? Or was it the back of her neck?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:04 PM (BJKQV)
A female bat has a smile. A female penguin does not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)
You'd be a smiling female too, if your mates all had baculums.
Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 17, 2022 08:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Flyover, thoroughly disgusted by 2022 already at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 07:54 PM (DadPs)
Yes, was not a fan of HF when Little was young.
Thank goodness Surf's Up came out not long after, which satisfied Little's penguin movie fixation with a better soundtrack.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Adriane the Repetitious Critic ... at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (okV1R)
Oh, and was Michael Jackson for a little bit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Mmmmmmmm Batwoman
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)
@axios
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.
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You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)
@axios
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.
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You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)
Or any other time really.
Posted by: Bete at January 17, 2022 08:08 PM (F9322)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (K5n5d)
That is a really difficult photo to capture because surface water conditions are so rarely that perfect! And additionally the sun's location was perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:08 PM (hOUT3)
Oh, and was Michael Jackson for a little bit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:05 PM (x8Wzq)
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Agreed. Bloom County is one of my favorite comic strips of all time. Opus is a large reason why. (Steve Dallas is another reason)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (DadPs)
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I like Pingu
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)
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Yep. Cats love to be where their humans lurk as well. One of mine stole my office chair for most of the day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:10 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 17, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 17, 2022 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)
No Biden is worthy of making a dog pun!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (hOUT3)
@axios
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.
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You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)
Or any other time really.
Posted by: Bete
The space exploration super fangurrrl going to glare at them WITH HER OWN EYES!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (9Mv3u)
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You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (FVME7)
'Right to vote'.
As if it doesn't exist already.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)
I could never get enough Cutter John. A disabled vet without a hint of crazy or self-pity.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)
Maybe the Holy Water is stuck in shipping somewhere ...
Posted by: Adriane the Repetitious Critic ... at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (okV1R)
VP Harris said she is "not going to absolve" any member of the Senate who will not take action to pass voting rights legislation when asked specifically about Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.
Take your absolution and shove it,
You ain't the boss of me.
Posted by: Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2022 08:14 PM (3cGpq)
What additional "rights" are there left to bestow? The dead vote, interstellar aliens vote and the ancient Aztecs vote. Just a shortlist of infringed minorities.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (Xrfse)
As if it doesn't exist already.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:12 PM (4fSQf)
Ah yes, but YOU are talking about the right to vote legally
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2022 08:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)
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Oh yeah. He was hilarious cruising around in his "star chair" the U.S.S. "Enterpoop" with Opus, Portnoy, and Hodge-podge. He also took down Steve Dallas a peg or two.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)
Never took a liking to Bloom County. My oldest son loved it.
I was surprised the Bill Watterson inked some cells for Berke.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2022 08:14 PM (3cGpq)
Perhaps she though the word meant "to pleasure orally." She's not that good with words, you know.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: the Skinheads at January 17, 2022 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
John Sexton of Hot Gas spent a lot of money installing solar panels on his house in California, and is now butthurt that the California Public Utilities Commission is discussing reducing the enormous subsidies that people with solar in California get.
He is writing article after article on Hot Gas about how unfair this is.
True Conservatism now means: 1) Never Trump; and 2) supporting huge subsidies to solar power.
It just doesn't get any more conservative than that!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (63Dwl)
They are really screwing the pooch with this rhetoric, especially after sinema went on the Senate floor and told joe biden to fvck off and joe manchin went on fox to tell biden he was not going to vote for anything.
It's literally baffling to me why biden, harris and pelosi are doubling down on a bad hand and pi$$ing off the only two people that could help them win. This sort of talk literally is the definition of insane behavior. Madness.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (bVYXr)
Right now Biden/Harris are political kryptonite. Do they not understand that?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:09 PM (K5n5d)
I could never get enough Cutter John. A disabled vet without a hint of crazy or self-pity.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)
Berke Breathed is an unapologetic leftist, but he kept Bloom County accessible for all folks, and would take digs at everyone without being mean.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 08:19 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (DadPs)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:18 PM (BJKQV
I was told the problem isn't with Harris or Biden. It's their followers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (y2IMO)
Maybe they think they're playing the long game like Trump trying to get non-MAGA types primaried?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (BMmaB)
He also did a week for Stephan Pastis' "Pearls Before Swine".
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)
They're working to import new ones as fast as they can.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:22 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)
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Berke Breathed had a very odd relationship with a lot of cartoonists. According to him, he kept doing things that other comic strip creators would never do simply because he didn't know any better.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (K5n5d)
The grift is massive, and almost everyone's in on it. Including "conservative" voters and "opinion makers".
Just part of the Gleichschaltung, kamerade. Also a reflection of how ignorant or misinformed so many are.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (OTzUX)
I took him to college with me freshman year.
He was kidnapped. And taken on a road trip to NCAA Nationals in Salt Lake City.
He was returned.
I still have him. He won't talk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:20 PM (u+Y3T)
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According to Breathed, he's based on a character he knew in real life. Much of Steve Dallas' mannerisms are NOT an exaggeration!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:13 PM (BJKQV)
Reminds me of one particular strip where this dude is asking Cutter about being crazy and all, and wanting to shoot up all the things. Then asks, so what do you really feel like doing?
Cutter: Walking.
Dude: YEAH, BUT WHAT ELSE MAN??!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 17, 2022 08:21 PM (y2IMO)
*takes the red pill*
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (oXNej)
Totalitarian organizations need enemies, and the Democrats have found them in those two.
The reason why the D's are unloading on them is that they don't have the votes anyway - several Democratic Senators from red states aren't going for this stuff anyway, but are happy to let Tester and Sinema take the heat.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:25 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Truth. It was a great comic strip. I still have a few compilation books. Loved the little nerd Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:25 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (U2p+3)
"This page has been blocked by Brave"
I'm ready for a better browser.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (lCETa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)
"Pearls" is another strip that the eldest liked.
I found it more approachable than Bloom County.
BC is that generations Doonesbury
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:27 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Very sorry to hear that, NL.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (9Mv3u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)
Prayers up for you on this anniversary. My glass of Knob Creek lifted up in her honor.
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (mZUr4)
Profile in courage who supports almost every destructive, idiotic, racist, unconstitutional, repugnant notion her party barfs up. Temporarily useful, but badly needing elimination from political life ASAP. Not that it would help much.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (3YVs3)
To be fair, they're not positioning her for success.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Lirio100 at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (uFOGo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)
Best to you, brother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:30 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (9Mv3u)
He was returned.
I still have him. He won't talk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM
What happens in Salt Lake City stays in Salt Lake City.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (sJHOI)
Doonesbury is for Boomers.
Bloom County is for Gen X'ers.
Therefore, Bloom County > Doonesbury.
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:29 PM (sJHOI)
You sir, are an observant, erudite individual of great perspicacity
***fist bump***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Ack
Posted by: nurse ratched
Ironically, Bill the Cat had Trump's brain transplanted into him. Long before Trump became Hitler, Satan, and Genghis Khan all in one.
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)
You can be the President - I'd rather be the Pope.
Posted by: Zombie Prince Rogers Nelson! at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (I2/tG)
To be fair, they're not positioning her for success.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Look at the pseudo-religious language she is using, as though she is the Sainted Leader of the Faith, holding the keys to Salvation and Damnation in her hands.
I don't give a damn who you "absolve", or don't, you stupid whore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:32 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
May her memory be eternal NLU.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:32 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (4fSQf)
Bloom County is for Gen X'ers.
Therefore, Bloom County > Doonesbury.
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (mZUr4)
Doonesbury peaked while Nixon was still President. It's been downhill ever since; now I guess it's kind of a leftist Mary Worth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (evAgx)
Do I think what is happening to the Uyghurs is bad? Sure! But it sure is not in the top 100 of things that I will spend energy on changing. And if I'm not willing to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT... if I talk about it, its just a RIGHT WING virtue signal.
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:31 PM (9Mv3u)
Great stuff! There was a running thing where the boys supposedly found an old journal that belonged to Elvis. Then it was realized it was a fake because it was all on Dukes of Hazzard stationery. Awesomeness!!
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (mZUr4)
Here's to her blessed memory and her eternal soul, NL. Until you meet again. *clink*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (3YVs3)
A sad, sad day.
Dare I say, a strip never to be equaled.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
She remains in your heart and soul, that is a great gift!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (lth0+)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (4fSQf)
My faves-- Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, Bloom County
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:32 PM
She clearly expects to assume those keys upon ascent to the Presidency, and is firing a warning shot now.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)
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Grandma said cat will lay on sleeping baby and suck its breath away.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (lCETa)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)
4 years already? Fay, if I remember right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (VwHCD)
A female bat has a smile. A female penguin does not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A BACULUM PUTS THE LITERAL BONE IN BONER
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (bPH26)
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A toast to your wife sir.
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 08:36 PM (+ya+t)
"This page has been blocked by Brave"
I'm ready for a better browser.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:26 PM (lCETa)
I'm not seeing that on my Windows 10 machine. Maybe you've got the ad blocker set to "aggressive" mode?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (mZUr4)
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Dang! That's EXACTLY how I feel about them! I own the complete collections of all three. The Far Side one weighs about 30 pounds, but it's gorgeous.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (lth0+)
Hamster 4 has the COVID. His replacement Jerry lied on his resume.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
There is a website of C & H somewhere that gives you random strips. I still laugh every time I watch it, no matter what strip comes up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (2NHgQ)
They found out years ago that Trudeau didn't even bother to ink his own strips - he farmed it out to somebody.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (I2/tG)
Big sins.
And Bill the Cat chases people around the pool with a pair of ice tongs yelling piranha. When I mention that at my Club Med parties that I call Wrinklefest, no one gets it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 17, 2022 08:38 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (sJHOI)
Bloom County and Peanuts were great. I always loved The Wizard of Id and BC.
I bought my boys the four volume hardback of Calvin and Hobbes. It makes me cry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: The Penguin at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)
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They picked Harris to be the fool.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (lCETa)
Doonesbury was unfunny and wore its politics on its sleeve. Also, the art was wretched. Those things are fucking noses? Where? Wretched horseshit on every level.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 08:34 PM
yet Matt Groening's work persists...
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2022 08:28 PM (OTzUX)
In her defense, she's still more conservative, and more honest, than either Jeff Flake or John McCain were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (8AONa)
Prince Valiant, Wizard of Id, Peanuts... they were the ones I always looked for in the Sunday paper.
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)
Feel the same way...
***pats seat on sofa*** come sit by me
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)
May all your memories of her be joyous ones.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (0OP+5)
I took him to college with me freshman year.
He was kidnapped. And taken on a road trip to NCAA Nationals in Salt Lake City.
He was returned.
I still have him. He won't talk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (U2p+3)
I have a stuffed Opus wearing reindeer antlers that I set out in December. That, and my Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, comprise my entire set of Christmas decorations.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Jerry the Replacement Hamster at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Is that what she calls Willie Brown's willie?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (9Mv3u)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rhomboid
My lib friends have NOT been saying she's 'Stunning and brave' at all lately.
Matter of fact, not a peep out of them.
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (mD/uy)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8ku79p
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (qpolg)
Calvin and Hobbs were the top of the list, but Far Side and Bloom County were #2 and 3.
I have Up Front by Bill Maudlin, and a good collection of Sad Sack from WWII.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
It's magical.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mark Trail at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Is that what she calls Willie Brown's willie?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:41 PM (9Mv3u)
His left and right nut, respectively.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
More like the names of a riding crop and a pegging instrument.
Absolution might involve both.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (+WWsf)
Prince Valiant, Wizard of Id, Peanuts... they were the ones I always looked for in the Sunday paper.
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (oHd/0)
Price Valiant was my first "favorite". I loved the stories, and the artwork was magnetic to this 5 y/o's eyes...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (5HBd1)
The King is a Fink!
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)
The Lone Haranguer rides again!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax"
Poser.
Posted by: Mark Trail at January 17, 2022 08:43 PM (vrz2I)
I can't believe I watched Clutch Cargo as a kid...
Posted by: Romeo13, Minion at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (oHd/0)
Priceless
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:40 PM (U2p+3)
He's started back up writing again from time to time. Www.thefarside.com
Also, Larson is a home town boy. Him and Teddy B.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Mookie at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (sJHOI)
all this talk of comics and no one has mentioned Chris Muir's Day by Day?
I haven't read it in a while, but it always came across as a right-wing doonesbury
not my place to grant patents of nobility, but IIRC, Muir is also a Friend of the Blog
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (DUIap)
C&H was most likely the finest comic strip ever created. Absolute genius. The last strip makes you misty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (Qv0Mi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
I've got that packed away somewhere...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (VJFAr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (DUIap)
ya don't need great art when you can actually be funny.
from "life in hell", very early, one of my favorited cartoon panels, "Mistakes were made". Horrible art, devastatingly spot on message.
https://michaeljosem.com/mistakes-were-made/
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:45 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)
all this talk of comics and no one has mentioned Chris Muir's Day by Day?
I haven't read it in a while, but it always came across as a right-wing doonesbury
not my place to grant patents of nobility, but IIRC, Muir is also a Friend of the Blog
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (DUIap)
He draws saucy women...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Not a strip but - A gal I know deals with logistical support for the entire Pacific for all the services. She said she still, now and then, trips over a 'Kilroy was here' drawing tucked away amongst old gear and shipping.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (mD/uy)
Loved Bloom County. There was a strip where Opus yelled "EAT HOT DEATH" and that is such a funny thing to say to someone who's pissed you off.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)
"The peasants want to picket."
"Okay. Nail them to a fence."
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:39 PM (lCETa)
For once, they got something right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (vrz2I)
I just watched this video Old Time Stars Dance to Uptown. It's a joy to watch but I think i pulled a muscle just watching.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (eGTCV)
She also cares about process, with is anathema to modern Democrats, who care only about political power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 17, 2022 08:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)
Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 07:43 PM (jvt6t)
What about when they putt?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)
Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)
mallard fillmore?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (sJHOI)
He draws saucy women...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM
I think that's when I fell off from reading him every day...the IT nazis at work blocked the site
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (qqmJm)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (2NHgQ)
She had an e but that's okay. I very much appreciate the support.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (NpAcC)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8b57au
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)
Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)
mallard fillmore?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (evAgx)
Shoe
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tom Servo
i think that's it. i always wanted to be the wise old senior bird drinking at the bar.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: JQ at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (9Mv3u)
Posted by: Insomniac -
that's the one. so which one was mallard fillmore? a character or another strip?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2022 08:49 PM (DUIap)
I believe that he's only gotten "saucier".
Or should I say "bluer'. The trend has been off putting to his regular viewers.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Reading through both a few years ago I noticed that Watterson borrowed quite a number of things from Schultz.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (8AONa)
Dude nails it so often, such as his "Burgers?" strip (always memed).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (5HBd1)
Subscribe and Like!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (4fSQf)
I put a few of those on the far walls with some carbon black when I used to go caving. Fun.
And I did put one on a lead ballast block that is under AMR #2 on my first ship. 11,000 feet down in the Gulf of Mexico today. Signed another one when I closed out the space as the Gas Free Engineer / Ships force observer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:50 PM (IJES/)
Wasn't that supposed to be Tip O'Neal
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Some of the old strips from the 30's had some hot babes. I think they would draw them nekkid and them put some clothes on them.
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (IJES/)
Entirely different comic strip.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (II3Gr)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8b57au
Posted by: All Hail Eris
HA!! There's a pumpkin pie joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (mD/uy)
And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO
I never thought Beetle Baily was funny until I joined the Army and started to get all the jokes. Hilarious stuff.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (geLO8)
Scott Adams got a lot of real life submissions he put in his art. One reason it was so on-point.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:35 PM (lth0+)
Hamster 4 has the COVID. His replacement Jerry lied on his resume.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 08:37 PM (4fSQf)
It's vpn related I think. If I turn it off or change to a different server no problem. I've heard of people landing on a bad ip-addr and not being able to comment. But until now cloudfare sites were the only ones that would prevent vpns from loading a page at all.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (lth0+)
Opus in the tub: This sounds like a horrible TV movie starring Mr. T and Bert Convy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Run it up the hill again the water's not warm enough.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 08:54 PM (lCETa)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2022 08:52 PM (8AONa)
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Yep. That had some pretty biting satire at times. I always enjoyed the storylines where Shoe's nephew goes away to "summer camp" only to find out it's actually a Marine Corps training base (e.g. Camp Pendleton).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:51 PM (IJES/)
Entirely different comic strip.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (II3Gr)
Damn, I conflated the two...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Nice Salty - tradition is vitally important.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)
so did I!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)
And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)
Oh man. Those are GOOD.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)
Some of the old strips from the 30's had some hot babes. I think they would draw them nekkid and them put some clothes on them.
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (vrz2I)
Robert Wagner was a prefect Prince Valiant.
Looks like he stepped right off the comic strip.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (BgMrQ)
And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)
wow, that art is Brilliant!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 08:55 PM (vrz2I)
Who knew that Welsh rarebit caused bad trips?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (II3Gr)
My dad forced me and my brother out of bed for 7am Mass on Sundays. We were not appreciative of the move.
He took us and mom out to breakfast afterwards. Every Sunday. Sometimes we went to a Waffle House type place, sometimes the Mansion on Turtle Creek or the Fairmont. Or anything in between. We always had a Sunday paper. With the Sunday comics. Best memories ever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:33 PM (eGTCV)
Will raise a glass to the memory of your Faye, NL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eGTCV)
*******
Wow, I can't believe it's been 4 years already. So sorry for your loss, N.L. Urker.
May Faye watch over you for the rest of your life.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (NpAcC)
And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)
Really strong...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)
And like that, tourism dried up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I read that as "including hookers" at first.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (WIUHM)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:01 PM (Zz0t1
You're getting worse at this. Maybe try for last?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf)
Repent, Sinner! Only I, Jesus' instrument on Earth, can save your immortal soul from eternal damnation and perpetual agony in Satan's torturous fire! Repent, and vote for the Holy Bill, written by the Holy Spirit of Joe Biden, and Jesus, through me, shall absolve you of your filibustering sins! But...first you must send a check for ten million dollars, payable to cash, to the Kamala Harris Foundation for Social Justice and Black Female Presidents, P.O. Box HO, Beelzebub, Mississippi, 38666.
Posted by: Reverend Kamala at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Terry Incognito at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (YMZVN)
We have so many in office that should be drummed out of office for poor decision making.
We need a harrowing ritual.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:03 PM (Xrfse)
And it's awesome.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 08:53 PM (h5ff5)
********
Very nice. CBD should feature those in the Art thread.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 09:04 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2022 09:04 PM (63Dwl)
I don't think they really give a damn.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:03 PM (Xrfse)
They hate haole anyway.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (R/m4+)
I read that as "including hookers" at first.
Posted by: Ian S.
Ha. I read that as "glad I've already been there, they can go fuck themselves"
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (9Mv3u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 08:57 PM (U2p+3)
I didn't know you lived here.
That's quite a swing, Waffle House type to The Mansion on Turtle Creek.....just sayin.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)
Oh fuck, I know that, but can't access the name...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 08:48 PM (BgMrQ)
"Shoe"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Karens are ripping them down, and I'll bet AntiFa will spray paint them over. Because it in not in the tradition of cult worship.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Caliban
Blondie was a babe. As was Brenda Starr.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (mD/uy)
They hate black haole most of all, which is why I don't get how Obama claims to love the place.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (WIUHM)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)
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Glad I never had to deal with you guys.
Posted by: J. Carter at January 17, 2022 09:07 PM (lCETa)
That may eventually have a strange way of biting them hard in the arse. Too bad, so sad.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:07 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 08:46 PM (IJES/)
Heckle and Jeckle.
I'm sure they played journalists once.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)
You can travel there. They will just put you in quarantine until your return flight.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (bVYXr)
Day by Day is OK, but he is messing with the timeline for the daughters growing up, and those boobs he loves to draw are a tad too firm and large to be believable.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (bKdYZ)
What's hapnin' hot stuff?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Livin' the dream, dahlin!!! How about you?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (QMwOT)
Karens are ripping them down, and I'll bet AntiFa will spray paint them over. Because it in not in the tradition of cult worship.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (u82oZ)
Touches a nerve does it...
The strong undercurrent of Soviet Era art is lost on them.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)
Is I just me or was the site down? Couldn't remember the back up do I searched for AOS Backup Site and all I got was some 12 year old unhinged ramble from a dude at Breitbart Unmasked claiming Ace was, in fact, a woman.
If not for the fact that Ace's chubby little self had already been on the teevee a couple of times well before then it would have been pretty convincing.
Okay, not really.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (NpyQC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)
To be fair, they never really liked the haoles anyway!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)
And like that, tourism dried up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)
Guess she wants to toss out the 14th amendment.
Posted by: redchief at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)
---
If COVID has taught us anything, it's shown us that some governors believe themselves to be God Emperors of their respective states. They wield absolute power of life and death over their subjects.
They might as well be the Darklords of Ravenloft, who committed an act of Unspeakable Evil to achieve power. But who are trapped in a hell of their own making.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (dNqv+)
I don't think they really give a damn.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 09:03 PM (Xrfse)
They hate haole anyway.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 17, 2022 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
They would turn into an island of all meth heads.
Posted by: Batman at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (RJMSR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (8ZTjm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Don't get me wrong, I like Day by Day.
He's just gone a bit too far for it to remain a "safe" strip.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Didn't Day By Day segue into softcore porn?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)
Yeah, and Little Orphan Annie. Dead doll eyes.
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d)
That was an odd game system. A bit too much 'tortured, relatable villains.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Quick! Set it down.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (lCETa)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (TdMsT)
BettieBoobsDestroys has met ace. He was a gentleman. Quick look at her assets, then eye contact.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)
I would categorize more as "gratuitous nudity" of the cheesecake variety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:14 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)
My point earlier...but not stated as clearly as yours.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (3YVs3)
That *would* explain Ace's inability to hang shelves. And it would cast a whole new light on why he was looking at busty lesbian pr0n.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (nG+zs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Didn't Day By Day segue into softcore porn?
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)
*checks daybyday for the first time in around 5 years*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (4I/2K)
Livin' the dream, dahlin!!! How about you?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2022 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
Not too bad. Not livin' a dream yet, but have one that I hope comes to fruition in the near future.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Wait wait wait...it's supposed to be just a *quick* look?
Well...the things I learn here.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (NpyQC)
Sometimes. Hard to believer there is all that sex with all the kids growing up. And the female nudity obscures the guard robots storyline.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (NpyQC)
Sure seemed that way to me.
Still bookmarked, but I almost never bother to check it out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (hOUT3)
*readying baseball bat*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
The Paper Cartridge, load Letter sized paper in it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (dNqv+)
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It was based on Gothic horror set within a Dungeons & Dragons game rules. It was always going to be odd because the traditional "good v. evil" dynamic doesn't work in Gothic horror.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 17, 2022 09:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Wait wait wait...it's supposed to be just a *quick* look?
Well...the things I learn here.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (NpyQC)
It's like looking at the sun. Glance, and then look away.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (9Mv3u)
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:12 PM (vrz2I)
Uh yeah that one was weird too.
L'il Abner was drawn very well and funny. Liked it a lot, Dagwood and Blondie was very good.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2022 09:18 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:18 PM (dNqv+)
He took us and mom out to breakfast afterwards. Every Sunday. Sometimes we went to a Waffle House type place, sometimes the Mansion on Turtle Creek or the Fairmont. Or anything in between. We always had a Sunday paper. With the Sunday comics. Best memories ever.
Baby Doe's Matchless Mine had, by far, the best Sunday brunch.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (lSG6C)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:17 PM (9Mv3u)
You are entering a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of smell.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (6FeV1)
Right. We never knew we had it so good.
I want Ike back, with stalwart Constitutionalists in the House and Senate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
There was some good ones. I can't remember most of them by now. Too bad.
Least I Could Do! Oh, okay, finally remembered the name! That one was AWESOME! I believe it's still running.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (NpyQC)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Remember, looking at boobs is like looking at the sun: Anything more than a quick glance is dangerous.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (mD/uy)
*readying baseball bat*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
The Paper Cartridge, load Letter sized paper in it.
Posted by: Sponge
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The Office Space gangsta beat down of a fax machine comes to mind.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (sAmhv)
It was-a long time ago. In a galaxy far far away.
Dallas was fucking cool in the 70s to early
80s.
I spent a lot of time shopping with my mom at the NM Flagship store downtown. We would have lunch together in the Zodiac room. It was fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (qpolg)
That *would* explain Ace's inability to hang shelves. And it would cast a whole new light on why he was looking at busty lesbian pr0n.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:15 PM (nG+zs)
https://acedark.wordpress.com/
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (dNqv+)
I think the footage of Ace on Fox News waiting for an Israeli tank to get unstuck from some mud is still on YouTube.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (Q+1Ad)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)
Least I Could Do! Oh, okay, finally remembered the name! That one was AWESOME! I believe it's still running.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:20 PM (NpyQC)
There was a superhero one I read a few years back. I stopped because:
1) Updates became fewer and further between.
2) Started to get weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ian
FIFY
-Dean Winchester, aka Squirrel, aka Not Moose
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (IJES/)
@RepThomasMassie
@SpeakerPelosi
is seriously considering this person to serve as the chairwoman of the Transportation Committee.
https://tinyurl.com/56yssa2z
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (NpAcC)
I thought of you the instant I saw the headliner "Homeless attacker kills nurse at bus stop."
You saved your own life with that precise hit, you did.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:23 PM (nxdel)
If the governor can establish any arbitrary criteria for exclusion, Texas could pass a law barring entry of those holding a particular ideology, left handed people, those with attached ear lobes, BMI, blood type or any other physical, mental or medical condition.
Have diabetes? Can't come here. Cancer? Nope.
I don't see how this passes any Constitutional muster - but given it took the SCOTUS nearly a week to fumble the mandate power grab and mass enslavement of the public - who knows what they would come up. The Magic Eight Ball is more deterministic and reasonable.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 17, 2022 09:24 PM (lSG6C)
Right. We never knew we had it so good.
I want Ike back, with stalwart Constitutionalists in the House and Senate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Heck, I want Harry Truman back.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (sAmhv)
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (II3Gr)
There are a number of people on my prayer list. But you are near the top.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (hOUT3)
Like how DOCTOR JILL's Christmas decorations had stockings for all of the grandkids. Except for one.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (nG+zs)
Not that I would know anything about that...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (dNqv+)
Thank you, sir!
I kept thinking it was aceafterdark dot something but the After Dark thing was Friday night on Cinemax.
Oh Skinemax...I think if I could go back in time and give my parents one little piece of advice it would be don't subscribe to Cinemax.
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:26 PM (NpyQC)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (nG+zs)
"Dammit, woman, you're not a'sposedta to use your old fishnets! Even *we're* not that tacky, you silly broad!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:26 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)
I forget, was that post deleted like the gay slap fight one?
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (Q+1Ad)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 09:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:25 PM (0OP+5)
Yes! There will never again be a President with the stones to remind an enemy TWICE that we are serious about unconditional surrender!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Lay back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (7KGDX)
80s.
I spent a lot of time shopping with my mom at the NM Flagship store downtown. We would have lunch together in the Zodiac room. It was fun!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 09:21 PM (U2p+3)
I moved here in the mid 80's, so I missed all that fun.
Did manage to have some over the years, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)
"I should tell you before we go any further... I have a kid"
"Well that's not a problem, honey!"
"... who's half Biden."
"NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-FUKKIT-AAHHHHH!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (II3Gr)
You are wise in the lore of AOSHQ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Mostly on the boob and paul anka stuff. And the podcast- which I guess means Bradley Cooper. Whatever happened to that dude. Seemed like he disappeared about the same time as the podcast went down.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (7KGDX)
It's a tax, obviously!
Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (II3Gr)
Eh, you find other stuff to be traumatized by.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)
"Well that's not a problem, honey!"
"... who's half Biden."
"NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-FUKKIT-AAHHHHH!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:29 PM (6FeV1)
Raising some other guy's bastard child is bad enough - you've made yourself a pre-cuck. But a half-Biden bastard child? Definitely nope the fuck out of that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (II3Gr)
"I should tell you before we go any further... I have a kid"
"Well that's not a problem, honey!"
"... who's half Biden."
"NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-FUKKIT-AAHHHHH!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
wellp, if she were married, then that would make her new husband the 'big guy' and the little bastard should be genetically predispositioned to grift 10% to you.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 17, 2022 09:33 PM (Bwqq4)
A plastic dutch oven, filled with dogfart.
Posted by: Double-Charm Tetra-gp at January 17, 2022 09:33 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (IJES/)
The odds are good. But the goods are odd.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:33 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:22 PM (qpolg)
Not watching...
The Olympics peaked with LA 84...
Even with half the Eastern Bloc missing, it was still a spectacle!
An the Winter Games peaked in 1980 for obvious reasons!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:32 PM (IJES/)
At half-Biden you only get 5%. And you're banging Hunter Biden's sloppy seconds. Ponder that for a moment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:30 PM (II3Gr)
Eh, you find other stuff to be traumatized by.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:31 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah, like that nightmare where I get eaten alive by hogs.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Insomniac
put that way...i'd rather taze my own balls.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:36 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Yikes. Haven't had that one. I have dreamt of being dispatched by various other means but not eaten by hogs. Being consumed with the rest of the human race by a black hole is one. Hooray cosmic extinction events...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:37 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Teeth falling out or I had one recently where I both came up with a new word 'pindanifania' (this is from my notes) and I was attacked by a lesbian couple of werewolves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:37 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (II3Gr)
Ewwwwwww. And accurate.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 09:37 PM (nG+zs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:38 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Can't remember when I last watch the olympics. Maybe 1984.
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:38 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Mr Wu at January 17, 2022 09:38 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Insomniac
Well, sure, but I would think the more difficult sell is getting past the marrying a stripper part.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (9Mv3u)
Unwatchable today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)
------------
Abbott invited Suck a Bug I doubt he will exclude anyone.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (lCETa)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (9Mv3u)
Between "Stripper" and "Whatever the hell Hunter Biden's Job Title Is", I know for certain which is the more honorable profession.
Doesn't mean i'd marry either of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:40 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:40 PM (II3Gr)
The other day when my wife took 2 hours to get ready to grocery shopping.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2022 09:40 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
been treed by hogs, feral dogs, and a cougar (big assed cat ya dirty minded bastids). the cougar came up the tree after me.
was maybe 10-ish and 80 pounds soaking wet and fully clothed. only way i got away was to climb higher than he could since he was bigger than i was.
nightmares to this day 19 years later. (10+19=29) sorry about the math
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
So, I'm guessing it was Valu-Rite Bourbon that night?
Posted by: SCCJ Juan Robberts at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (hOUT3)
She funded her degree. And the honeymoon would be great!
Lasting to the 25th Anniversary would be much more difficult.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 09:39 PM (9Mv3u)
Well, yeah. Or just getting married period.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (II3Gr)
I pray not to remember my dreams. They suck.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (3YVs3)
Unwatchable today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Now for our next 'Up Close and Personal' segment. . . .
Barf
Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (mD/uy)
Luxury.
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO8)
https://tinyurl.com/yvn2nshb
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (iyk+P)
Shoe
Lil Abner was one of my faves along with Pogo.
Bobo Bolinski for the obscure reference.
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:43 PM (6FeV1)
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You had hogs? One-percenter.
My dad would throw us to a giant carnivorous plant, and we were grateful for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:43 PM (6FeV1)
Stop it now!!!
Posted by: Yoda at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (qnrFx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (P3gRi)
May you thrive.
School preps start early.
Ace, that was an awesome top picture.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 17, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)
I pray not to remember my dreams. They suck.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 17, 2022 09:41 PM (3YVs3)
I usually don't but I occasionally have a real humdinger. IIRC, someone here said of one I related (about one involving looking for my car, watching a ups semi run over a ford ranger, avoiding a group of watchtower teenagers who had a dating booth, then falling through a stairwell with someone on my back screaming in my ear.
The quote was: Aetius' dreams are directed by David Lynch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:45 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (Pd0Qe)
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (Pd0Qe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (5HBd1)
https://tinyurl.com/bdwm3y5y
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:44 PM (qnrFx)
That explains all the supply-chain issues: freight trains are all taking dirt roads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:47 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (9sjiB)
**
It would be great if the little bastard's (ha) name is Norm.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (9GBQ2)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)
*sigh* Wtf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Robert
Jeebus, my eyes.
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:46 PM (qpolg
There should be a rule. A warning at least. Damn dude.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+)
"The vaccines work, I obviously must not have done it right."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (9GBQ2)
More likely normal, Abby Normal. All that dope Hunter was on has to have fucked up his DNA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:51 PM (6FeV1)
Jab harder!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)
*sigh* Wtf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 09:50 PM (dNqv+)
You can't. You shouldn't.
If you want it, you're fucking mentally incapacitated and will soon be dead anyway, so why not.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)
If anyone sees that fucker in public, fire repeatedly.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)
Well he would know. He designed the damned thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa)
Waraiotoko warns that Fauci may NOT be the end of Lysenkoism in America and there is a high probability that another malignant garden decoration could emerge that would evade justice and sanity
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa
Well if anyone would know, it would be the inventor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)p
And insist on a jury trial!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
*
You know. Like a cold virus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (9GBQ2)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (lCETa)
A Wish For Wings that Worked.
I have it on DVD. Not sure it's available anymore. I like it. It's..odd but sweet.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (sAmhv)
https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)
The single greatest moment in American sports history.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (4fSQf)
translation:
he's milking that tit for all it's worth
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Robert at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (d0vWx)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (lCETa)
White supremacy is creating a culture of hate and Trump is something about Trump.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (BJKQV)
Puddlegum, i remember watching that with folks and little bro. I think we all jumped up and yelled. Little bro played hockey in the 70's.
Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (qpolg)
translation:
he's milking that tit for all it's worth
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (geLO
Keep fucking that chicken, Tony.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: f'd at January 17, 2022 09:56 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2022 09:53 PM (4I/2K)
Best part is he used OUR tax dollars to do it!
And better yet, I don't think any "conservative Republican" has demanded (let alone suggested that) an accounting for these crimes is a necessity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:54 PM (lCETa)
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Felonious assault, not to mention a clear violation of Generally Accepted Accounting Principles
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (VxC1e)
This is actually frightening. He would know if it were true.
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (lCETa)
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)
He would also lie like a turkish whore to keep his position in the graft sluices.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (6FeV1)
This is actually frightening. He would know if it were true.
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)
Holy Christ, you mean people will continue to get seasonal illnesses? Fuck me, it's the end of humankind!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (lCETa)
Submit comrades, then all will be well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tony "Tony" Fauci at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (VxC1e)
The poor man was just reading a book on ethics and got confused!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (6FeV1)
* looks at ceiling *
Posted by: Wuhan at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:52 PM (lCETa
I'm picturing Fauci leading a group of wine moms on a small South Pacific Island fifteen years after Japan surrendered.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (BJKQV)
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 09:58 PM (lCETa)
Nothing Stalinist about that, no sirree.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (lCETa)
Bullshit.
Once you've had any coronavirus, you have the base protein immunity for the strains following it. You may still get sick, sure, but it won't be for long and likely won't cause you much harm at all.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (II3Gr)
Well to be fair, a measurable number of people will die this year, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
translation:
he's milking that tit for all it's worth
Posted by: DB
That, or the prostate.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (9Mv3u)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2022 09:59 PM (OssQ4)
Kliff Kingsbury is the most overrated coach in NFL history. He couldn't win in college with Patrick Mahomes in multiple seasons. There's no fucking WAY he can win meaningful games in the NFL.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: davidt at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (9sjiB)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (lCETa)
Interesting considering off-label prescribing happens EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: 29Victor
MSNBC has well known anti-Jewish expert Al Sharpton on to discuss the Texas synagogue attack.
https://bit.ly/3rtigok
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
fact: 100% of people alive today will die at some point in their lives
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (geLO8)
Every single half-baked tin-pot dictator plays this card at some point. Every totalitarian regime. Without a single exception.
To hear it played in America without a resounding, universal chorus of Fuck You's in response is what is really scary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (OssQ4)
*
By "treated" I'm guessing she was successful.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (9GBQ2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
fact: 100% of people alive today will die at some point in their lives
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (geLO
Life is a sexually-transmitted terminal condition.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 17, 2022 10:02 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 10:03 PM (Zz0t1)
https://bit.ly/3rtigok
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 10:01 PM (FVME7)
Has he called the synagogue a "Hymie House" yet?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 17, 2022 10:03 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: 29Victor
Wasn't that Reverend Jackson, or am I confusing my racist clergymen?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2022 10:07 PM (9Mv3u)
O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! The struggle was finished. She had won the victory over herself.
She loved Big Pharma.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2022 10:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
https://youtu.be/qYscemhnf88
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)
THE.PINNACLE.OF.SPORT
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 17, 2022 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2022 09:49 PM (sAmhv)
The single greatest moment in American sports history.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 09:55 PM (Zz0t1)
The last minute or so was the most intense sporting event I have ever witnessed. I wanted to leave the room but couldn't.
Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2022 10:16 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2022 09:57 PM (Cfk8j)
Now do masks. Or AZT.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2022 10:39 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: MikeN at January 18, 2022 10:43 PM (P8GfM)
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