Two Defund-the-Police Democrat Politicians Get Carjacked

Quick, someone scramble the Mental Health Professionals!

First, Illinois State Senator Kimberly Lightford was carjacked at gunpoint in her suburban neighborhood. Gunshots were fired.

Illinois Senate Majority Leader Kimberly Lightford revealed Thursday that her husband fired shots at carjackers after a Mercedes SUV they were in was seized from them at gunpoint in the western suburbs.
Lightford and her husband Eric McKennie were in the Mercedes dropping off a friend Tuesday night in Broadview when three masked men in a Dodge Durango boxed in the SUV, police said.
"I begged them not to shoot my husband, not to shoot me," Lightford told reporters Thursday morning at a Christmas present giveaway for children in Proviso Township. "They took everything off me that I had of value."
Lightford said her husband gave the carjackers the keys to the car.
"They had separated me and my husband," she said on WGN-TV. "After they got the guns off of us, my husband told me to run. I ran, reluctantly, because I didn't want to leave him there. And it was a scary run because now shots are being fired. I thought for sure they were going to shoot me."

Her husband has a concealed carry permit. I bet she'd deny you the right to have one, though.

Just hours later, another leftwing democrat, US Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon, was carjacked at gunpoint in Philadelphia.

Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner has promised to vigorously seek culpability when these individuals are apprehended by police. He stated that he is grateful that Congresswoman Scanlan is safe and was not physically assaulted. According to CBS Philly, he claims that he is in communication with law enforcement, which is working diligently to find the people responsible for this crime and get them off the streets. He said that based on the evidence they have at this time, it appears that two individuals were engaged in this carjack. He also stated that armed robberies are among the most serious crimes because of the danger they represent to victims and the dread they instil in communities.

Oh, Krasner will actually prosecute, huh? Because this affected one of his political cronies?

Both of these women have been "staunch supporters" of "police reforms," aka "Defund the Police."

Scanlon wants to replace police with mental health specialists.

Both Scanlon and Lightford have been staunch supporters of police reforms in the aftermath of the death of George Floyd in Minneapolis in May 2020.
"We have seen too many lives taken and communities devastated by police brutality and racial profiling," Scanlon tweeted shortly after Floyd's death. "Action is long overdue. @HouseDemocrats are fighting for REAL reform in our country's police departments. #JusticeInPolicing."
Scanlon is one of 125 co-sponsors of the Mental Health Justice Act, which aimed to place some police officers as first responders with mental health specialists. All of the bill's sponsors are Democrats. The bill's text says its purpose is "To authorize the Secretary of Health and Human Services to award grants to States and political subdivisions of States to hire, employ, train, and dispatch mental health professionals to respond in lieu of law enforcement officers in emergencies involving one or more persons with a mental illness or an intellectual or developmental disability, and for other purposes."

Kimberly Lightford voted to defund the Chicago police:

Lightford is also a vocal advocate of defunding the police who proposed slashing the Chicago Police Department's budget by $80 million last year.

Both harpies were heard wailing "O, whatever have I done to deserve this!"

Possibly Divine mocking laughter was reported to be heard in the foothills.

Posted by: Ace at 05:46 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

2 Guilty

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (qpolg)

3 Good and hard.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (II3Gr)

4 More of this please.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (3TihK)

5 I'm all broken up about this

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

6 What a f mess.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (qpolg)

7 I guess I'm going to hell for thinking this is some funny shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

8 Awwwwww. That's....too bad.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (6L9DR)

9 Nelson laugh: Ha Ha.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (3TihK)

10 What fucking trial did these jurors attend?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (U8VLZ)

11 Guilty Kim Potter.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (dQvv7)

12 Meanwhile, a jury in Minnesota has found in favor of the savage mob.

Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (kOpft)

13 Potter guilty. If I were a cop not close to retirement I would find a different line of work immediately.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (AHcCm)

14 Irony is lost on them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

15
Uh oh.

Posted by: Alec Badlwin at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (dQvv7)

16 🤣 🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 02:35 PM (V13WU)

17 *insert deer eating popcorn meme*

moare please

Ha Ha!

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 02:35 PM (8D42x)

18 Presdent Bidum shoulds do something about this now !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 23, 2021 02:35 PM (otFiP)

19 How's an aspiring rapper supposed to get to college without any wheels?

Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 02:35 PM (Tnijr)

20 The anointed are not to be inconvenienced by the chaos they unleash upon society!!

Who was not told this?!

Who?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

21 >>>11 Guilty Kim Potter.

oh wow

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 02:35 PM (0G13K)

22 10 What fucking trial did these jurors attend?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (U8VLZ)

Yeah, all the lawyers on Rekieta's stream are in agreement - every cop in Minn needs to resign and move. Let the Twin Cities burn.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (9ewTg)

23 13 Potter guilty. If I were a cop not close to retirement I would find a different line of work immediately.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (AHcCm)

esp if you serve MN

People of MN deserve what is coming to them

Posted by: REDACTED at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (us2H3)

24 Two very fugly looking biotches. Especially the nominally blond one with the Groot forehead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (BFigT)

25 "Lightford said her husband is a concealed-carry permit holder. He fired at the carjackers, she said."

Ah. So "guns for us, but not for you"?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (6L9DR)

26 uh oh ....

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (V13WU)

27 Ha! Sucks to be them

Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (NbCh4)

28 Any idea what these car jackers might look like?

I guess police are just on the lookout for humans (can't really assume gender).

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (5We2S)

29 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Zr8EX)

30 Both harpies were heard wailing "O, whatever have I done to deserve this!"

Possibly Divine mocking laughter was reported to be heard in the foothills.
i hope he's just warming up the lightening bolts...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (8D42x)

31 ace is into gluehwein

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (V13WU)

32 Burn, baby burn.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (i6shs)

33 This underscores what I tell all the black and minority girls I know: these thugs may have the same skin color as you, may have the same political views as you, may like the same music and entertainment as you, may even have a similar background and interests as you, BUT THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND. They prey on their own kind more than they do the White Man. Do not trust them. Stay away from them. Sadly, some of the girls didn't listen and learned the hard way.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

34 Oh...one of *those* threads.

Posted by: Robert at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Zr8EX)

35 This is weird.

A comment section with no thread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (5We2S)

36 Don't you hate it when you know for damn sure you're a way better writer than Joan Didion, but she's the one who gets eulogized as 'defining a generation?' I think everybody hates that.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (qpX6U)

37 woah, it was here, then gone.

I've always wondered. do these get tagged onto the post they were meant for, or are they lost to the ether, like tears in the rain?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (8D42x)

38 Just getting a FOID card in Illinois was a pain. No idea how difficult a CCW permit is to obtain. For us deplorable normals, anyway.

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (RKLPC)

39 Shame either survived

Posted by: ejochs at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (lSFMQ)

40 The insurgents did this. These are obviously organized attacks to further their agenda of employing nazis aka police officers. Further reasons for anyone but Trump 2024. This shows how dangerous he truly is.

Posted by: Satans Retards at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Wm9NE)

41 Whoa! Throw down that strongbox!

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (4svuj)

42 Thoughts(Bad) and prayers(for Death) to the victims.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (GuyJI)

43 Terrible! Hopefully, these oppressed young perpetrators will find jobs and not need to do these kinds of crimes any longer

Posted by: Merrick Garland at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (1uMp6)

44 Ya love to see it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (wAnMi)

45 This thread looks familiar...

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (Ez6QX)

46 I used to defend the police, now I don't care. Once I saw them enforce democrat covid insanity, I lost all respect for them. Kim Potter is going to prison, oh well. I would have cared before they started acting like democrat party enforcers.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (5bp/r)

47 so deja vu, n'est-ce pas ?

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (V13WU)

48 I read in Scanlon's case, it was 2 boys and a girl between 13 and 16. They've already been released back to their parents, who are obviously totally awesome and amazing at the whole parenting thing.

Blue gonna blue.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (wAnMi)

49 Both incidents could have used more cow bell and violence... but mostly more violence.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (iDcra)

50 What do you do if you get a Schadenboner that lasts more than four hours?d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (FVME7)

51 46 I used to defend the police, now I don't care. Once I saw them enforce democrat covid insanity, I lost all respect for them. Kim Potter is going to prison, oh well. I would have cared before they started acting like democrat party enforcers.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (5bp/r)

Some did, some didn't. Something the Democrats often forget, police are local.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (z5Vrg)

52 Please to note that a downstate politician drives a Mercedes SUV. She claims it was a "loaner".

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (V13WU)

53 I saw Carjacked Dems open for the Police at TCCC in 1984.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (yrol0)

54 Looks like it will be a slow weekend alone.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (qpolg)

55 They don't loan you Mercedes SUV when you bring in a Chevy for repair.

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (V13WU)

56 Turgid !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (M+Lyo)

57 This is the feel good thread of the day right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (Irn0L)

58 50 What do you do if you get a Schadenboner that lasts more than four hours?d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (FVME7)

Mine has lasted since the day Joe was seriously fucking things up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (yrol0)

59 If they weren't beat to pulps with blunt objects then I don't care.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (GYllL)

60 Looks like it will be a slow weekend alone.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (qpolg)

Did you test positive? How are you feeling?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (Ez6QX)

61 "Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner has promised to vigorously seek culpability when these individuals are apprehended by police."

Unlike what he's done for the rest of Pennsylvanians, which is to set criminals free to perpetrate violence against them.

Weird how that works.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (dIpnE)

62 Mary is she? Scanlon

Posted by: banana super-straight Dream at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (SsMRU)

63 See I told you the Biden economic plan is working. We just took down another economic 15 year long record. We had a $214 billion trade deficit and increased it by 8.6%... 8 point 6 percent.

We are back baby!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (iDcra)

64 So, Lightford's hubbie "fired" at the perps? Let me guess, as they were driving away, right? Because any fucking stray bullets would not hit anything important, huh?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (wAnMi)

65 I see those Amish carjackers are at it again

Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (TdaKq)

66 This is weird.

A comment section with no thread.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (5We2S)

Your cardboard membership has expired

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (M+Lyo)

67 Good news: The carjackers were turning their life around.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (hMZu1)

68 Karma. It's the other white supremacists' meat.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (SH2Zi)

69 55 They don't loan you Mercedes SUV when you bring in a Chevy for repair.
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (V13WU)

The first thing the PoPo did in NOLA after Katrina was go to the service Dept of every Caddy and Mercedes dealership and steal (commandeer) cars.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (yrol0)

70 When did her husband shoot at the carjackers? As they were driving away?

Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (Tnijr)

71 Did you test positive? How are you feeling?
Posted by: Jordan61

No fuckin result yet.

Like shit.

Just checked in with work again. Gonna have some soup and hit the hay.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (qpolg)

72 67 Good news: The carjackers were turning their life around.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (hMZu1)

Taking the GED and going to community college next spring.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (yrol0)

73 Doctor, why does it hurt every time I fuck the chainsaw?

//Democrat Politician

"Well Your Honor, chainsaws are sharp intruments prone to the distribution of severe violence as a matter of fact it is sort of their only reason for existing hve you considered not fucking chainsaws?"

//Shrink

I can't do that doc, the chainsaw has faced systemic injustices and besides it is so cute.....

//Donkey Politicians

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (Lzpvj)

74 Mary Gay Scanlon co-sponsored The George Floyd Justice in Policing Act with Ayanna Pressley.

Posted by: jeannebodine at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (QWHnR)

75
Arrrrgh, there be Jack Wads here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (jmIQu)

76 Wait... wasn't this posted this afternoon?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (bKdTl)

77 Like shit.

Just checked in with work again. Gonna have some soup and hit the hay.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (qpolg)

Ugh, I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (Ez6QX)

78 I did get bows on the kids gifts. Kidlet may have to pick them up.

I think the cough and headache are the worst. Well and the drippy schoze.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (qpolg)

79 I'm just going to note that - from the sound of things - Lightford's husband didn't fire his weapon in self-defense. It reads like the carjackers were leaving, and he was out of immediate danger, when he tried to shoot them. Or in other words, you or I would be in jail, and waiting to stand trial, if we had done what he did.

Nothing will happen to him, of course.

Posted by: junior at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (gGJWg)

80 "Like shit.

Just checked in with work again. Gonna have some soup and hit the hay.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (qpolg)"

Hydrate. Hydrate. Hydrate. Get a good electrolyte without the garbage in it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (dIpnE)

81 71 Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (qpolg)

If you have O2 measuring equipment keep an eye on your O2 levels.

Good luck and God bless you infidel.

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 05:57 PM (Lzpvj)

82 Two Defund-the-Police Democrat Politicians Get Carjacked

Insufficient coverage by Sefton in the morning report?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2021 05:57 PM (ZSK0i)

83
Wait... wasn't this posted this afternoon?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

JJS, this morning

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 05:57 PM (jmIQu)

84 So, Lightford's hubbie "fired" at the perps? Let me guess, as they were driving away, right? Because any fucking stray bullets would not hit anything important, huh?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (wAnM

He was firing sideways so not a problem.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (AHcCm)

85 OT but I found out today that, much like we call Biden "Brandon," my husband calls Secretary of Agriculture Vilsack "Pickle" because Vilsack sounds like Vlasic, I guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (Ez6QX)

86 Good start.
Now, homeless encampments on their front lawns.

Let's get this party going.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (FXoP8)

87 Guess the should have been armed.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (2JoB8)

88 Mary Gay's carjackers CROSSED STATE LINES. From Maga Country in Delaware to Maga Country in Philly.

Posted by: jeannebodine at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (QWHnR)

89 "Illinois Senate Majority Leader Kimberly Lightford revealed Thursday that her husband fired shots at carjackers..."

Wait, what?

He goes around armed?

Isn't he supposed to be a good anti-gun liberal?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (5p7BC)

90 65 I see those Amish carjackers are at it again
Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (TdaKq)

Brother werefor art thy reins and whip.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (yrol0)

91 Hydrate. Hydrate. Hydrate. Get a good electrolyte without the garbage in it.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (dIpnE)

IPA

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (yrol0)

92 Baltimore police officer Keona Holley, shot in ambush attack as she sat in her patrol car, is removed from life support

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (xPl2J)

93 "her husband fired shots at carjackers..."

Was that justified, in self defense according to Illinois laws?

Posted by: Kyle Rittenhouse at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (dIpnE)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

95 Good news: The carjackers were turning their life around.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (hMZu1)

They were in a hurry because they were late for their volunteer work at the homeless shelter soup kitchen.

They forgot to set the alarm and were up late, studying for their medical exams.

They needed an SUV so they could take the church's children's choir downtown to go ice skating...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (wAnMi)

96 Nice if Santa brought a 9mm and silencer for Christmas.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (E7vND)

97 *insert Nelson Muntz laugh here*

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

98 92 Baltimore police officer Keona Holley, shot in ambush attack as she sat in her patrol car, is removed from life support
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (xPl2J)

I wish the same for her shooters.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (yrol0)

99 Brother werefor art thy reins and whip.

Flashes quickly on the old Fairfield Marriot ad with the old couple grinding along at idle in the main lane:

"Slow down, you're going like a bat out of Hades!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (ZSK0i)

100 Man! I sure am getting a workout lately!!

Posted by: Sad Trombone at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (7bRMQ)

101 If it was one of their constituents wouldn't hear a peep about it

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (2JoB8)

102 Good God, that's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (EU4kF)

103 If he was armed why did they succeed in the robbery?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (6vGtZ)

104 The city will simply increase the personal security budgets for the special people.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (v+ImO)

105
911: what's the nature of your emergency?
Donk: my car was stolen... I need immediate help
911: Are you in a safe space?
Donk: Yes... I think so... I'm on the corner of....
911: You'll need to fill out a car jack form
Donk: wut
911: You need to call an Uber too
Donk: sobbing noises

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (BFigT)

106 Also, take regular doses of acetaminophen for any possible fever and aches.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (dIpnE)

107 This is just delicious. I'm quivering with satisfaction.

Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (cTCuP)

108 105 Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (BFigT)

"Heh"

Ma'am I assure you you will have our best crime scene techs on site to pretend to reassure you justice is sought....

//911 Dispatch if honest in ShitKaGo

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:01 PM (Lzpvj)

109 Woof. I thought that was a man in a wig.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (dIpnE)

110 Also, take regular doses of acetaminophen for any possible fever and aches.

You guys go with that liver toxic stuff. I'll stick with the classics: aspirin and beer.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (ZSK0i)

111 That's pretty funny, right there.

Unless they'd been killed.

Then it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (DnWKq)

112 Must be mandela effect. I swear this post was up where the Kim Potter story is. I have no recollection of the Kim Potter story today. Maybe I have omicron in my brain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (bKdTl)

113 I would be terrified if I got car-jacked. Especially by the young and feral, there's no off switch there to control impulses and if that impulse is to splatter my brains, it's gonna happen, even if I handed over everything.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (nWxPx)

114 Note well this is A Big Deal when it happens to the Beautiful People Upon Whom This Should Never Happen and is "Completely Unacceptable".

The rest of you'ns? Well too bad, it isn't happening (and it's good that it is!!)

I'm not naive enough to expect anything to change, but it is kinda fun to point and laugh "You stupid fvcking bitches".

Cry harder

Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (1XIkG)

115 I picture Wyatt Earp sitting there saying, "Yep, going to get right on that investigation as soon as I finish this diversity training"

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (5p7BC)

116 School Says Inclusive Pageant Called, Christmas is a Rainbow, Had Nothing to Do With Gay Pride

A little male and male 69ing and some buttfucking. But ZERO GAY PRIDE!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (yrol0)

117 It would be inappropriate for Sharkman to express happiness at the sad, lamentable circumstances that these two Stellar Public Servants found themselves in.

I am pleased, however, that they learned their lesson, good and hard.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (/7aTk)

118 Apparently he didn't fire "at" them.

Somewhere in their general vicinity would've done the trick but NO.

And now they've got those guns.

They laughing and giggling at home making a tik tok about what happened.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (6vGtZ)

119

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (BFigT)

911: 911, what's your emergency?
Donk: I've *sniff* I've just been carjacked.
911: Ok, don't move. We'll send a social worker right away.
Donk: Bu....what?
911: Please. Sit down. We will have your mental health check soon. It's fine. This is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

120 She got her hair from the same place Maxine Waters did.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

121 I am ashamed our elected officials don't buy the shitty cars we make at a shitty price for shitty people.

Have they not even seen the commercial recently which will bring tears to your eyes?

We all know where Mercedes comes from...

Be better Kimberly!

Posted by: UAW Local # 234 Layabouts at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (R/m4+)

122 They took all their bling, but left him his gun?

Posted by: EveR at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (4dsGu)

123 Did the carjackers yell "This is MAGA country!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 06:04 PM (bKdTl)

124 Ma'am I assure you you will have our best crime scene techs on site to pretend to reassure you justice is sought....

//911 Dispatch if honest in ShitKaGo
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:01 PM (Lzpvj)

reassure you racial justice is sought

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:04 PM (yrol0)

125 Too bad they weren't in San Diego, then we could play the south park jackin it vid.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 06:04 PM (coYBh)

126 Blimey, the collective amount of fugliness from these leftist scrunts cracked my monitor

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 06:04 PM (EU4kF)

127 114 Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (1XIkG)

Yup, one of the things you have to do to reverse engineer editorial messaging is look clinically at the flow of the edited product.

Do note, "No nothings special this happens every day" came after they explained how super special the vic was.

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:05 PM (Lzpvj)

128 Do they have any description of the suspects?

Weird. You'd think if the State Senate Majority Leader was carjacked, they might have a description of the suspects.

I guess all we can do is just be on the lookout for humans.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 06:05 PM (5We2S)

129 Did the carjackers yell "This is MAGA country!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 06:04 PM (bKdTl)

In Nigerian accents.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 23, 2021 06:06 PM (xPl2J)

130 124 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:04 PM (yrol0)

Press one if the attacker was a different race than you, press two if you are African-American and go fuck yourself otherwise....

//911 Dispatcher from Shit Ka Go

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:06 PM (Lzpvj)

131 In non-political news: I got the wife the perfect Christmas gifts today. As many know, she lost her angel of a Mom this year to a terminal illness. She always had these little framed signs around the house. Also, she was very fond of birds, being a closeted birder of sorts. I got her a sign that says "I will be with you always.", citing Matthew, 28:20, and three little bird decorations, one Christmas decoration. Christmas was one of her very favorite times of year, and for my wife as well, so I hope that this lifts her spirits just a bit.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 06:06 PM (SH2Zi)

132 J.J. had this story as lead off on the Morning Report.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:06 PM (6vGtZ)

133 You broke it, you bought it, ladies!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 06:06 PM (URNdm)

134
Was the husband firing his weapon to protect property? Which is insured? Who kept the memos from him?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 06:06 PM (jmIQu)

135 They took all their bling, but left him his gun?
Posted by: EveR at December 23, 2021 06:03 PM (4dsGu)

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Well sure. See, it would be illegal for the carjackers to possess a gun without a permit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (eA1RV)

136 This is an advantage to driving a beat up, rusty old pickup truck.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (gjH3l)

137 128 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 06:05 PM (5We2S)

Calling all cars, CALLING ALL CARS be on the lookout of two hominids of undisclosed gender, and non descript race, walking upright somewhere in Cook County....

//911 Dispatcher from Shit Ka Go

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (Lzpvj)

138 112CAT

This thread was up for a few minutes, then Ace took it down and replaced w Kim Potter.

Posted by: EveR at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (4dsGu)

139 fuck me running

https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (yrol0)

140
lulz:

residents of crime-ridden Democrat dystopias are parking their cars with the trunks/doors open to prevent inevitable thieves from smashing the windows.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:08 PM (wRjfx)

141 >>so I hope that this lifts her spirits just a bit.

Very thoughtful -- I am sure it will, flounder!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 06:08 PM (URNdm)

142 Illinois Senate Majority Leader Kimberly Lightford revealed Thursday that her husband fired shots at carjackers..."

Wait, what?

He goes around armed?

Isn't he supposed to be a good anti-gun liberal?
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Who gets a permit to carry a gun in Chicago? And where did those rounds go if they didn't hit any bad guys? Friends of Alec Baldwin maybe?

Posted by: Drc at December 23, 2021 06:08 PM (qQcQl)

143 >>>132 J.J. had this story as lead off on the Morning Report.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:06 PM (6vGtZ)

Yeah? Well Ace had your mom for the lead off, this morning.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 06:08 PM (QYPq3)

144
Wheels for Wallis!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 06:08 PM (jmIQu)

145 I never cruise around in the suburban ghettos and barrios after sunset.

It used to be that those fuckers were serious about a neighborhood watch and security, and law and order and shit.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2021 06:08 PM (r0ADi)

146 Hold on here, shots fired at someone and no personal danger involved? Didn't a police officer just get convicted for shooting a guy that was a danger to the officer?

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (2JoB8)

147 139 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (yrol0)

remember kids we are in the midst of the worst pandemic ever with standing room only in emergency rooms...

//Sure

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (Lzpvj)

148 >>fuck me running

https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544

Holy @#$%

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (URNdm)

149
I got her a sign that says "I will be with you always.", citing Matthew, 28:20, and three little bird decorations, one Christmas decoration. Christmas was one of her very favorite times of year, and for my wife as well, so I hope that this lifts her spirits just a bit.
Posted by: flounder

Nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (wRjfx)

150 fuck me running
https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (yrol0)

Shouldn't they be giving Joe a sponge bath instead?

Assholes the whole bunch of 'em.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (R/m4+)

151
Man, those Kars 4 Kidz folks are getting mighty aggressive!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (jmIQu)

152 Broadview, IL is near where my Lovely Mrs. is from and is far enough away from Chicago that "The Youths" are starting to steal cars in Chiraq and fan out to the suburbs in search of more targets.

Hope the Cook County citizens enjoy this, and Mrs. Lightford, if the perps get caught your friend Kim Foxx will let them back out on the street within a day.

Posted by: mmack at December 23, 2021 06:10 PM (pQuLh)

153 Kimberly Lightford needs to circle back to a hairdresser. Her hair is lank and thinning and she has a noticeably receding hairline. She's just plain fugly, like most Dem women.

Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 06:10 PM (cTCuP)

154 Was Kimberley born as Ken perhaps?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 23, 2021 06:10 PM (ulaXh)

155
The park in Philly were the carjacking occurred was FDR park. Maybe the perps thought it stood for Free Delivered Rolls.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 06:11 PM (dQvv7)

156 153 Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 06:10 PM (cTCuP)

The "hair dresser" is playig with her hair IWKWIMAITYD!

//Jonah Gillberg School for Political Spouses

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)

157 I would be terrified if I got car-jacked. Especially by the young and feral, there's no off switch there to control impulses and if that impulse is to splatter my brains, it's gonna happen, even if I handed over everything.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (nWxPx)

Why if you're in a state that issues, get the CCW. Then, practice or take courses. Things aren't going to be getting better anytime soon.

And move. Little farm, high ground, good kill zones.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

158 Was he holding his gun sideways.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 06:11 PM (LtGlA)

159 https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544

Holy @#$%

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (URNdm)

Damn it where tf is Tami when you need her

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 06:11 PM (cENgf)

160 They should let us do what South Africa does. Outfit their cars with flame throwers .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:12 PM (AHcCm)

161 Rand:

If the waste we found is: $52,598,515,585
And the average taxpayer pays about: $15,332
Then Uncle Sam WASTED the taxes of: 3,430,636 people

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:12 PM (yrol0)

162 There are two paths the Donks can take now that Donk politicians are personally feeling effects of their stupid crime policies:

1. Work hard to reduce crime and increase incarceration of thugs, nationwide.

2. Do nothing to reduce crime and increase incarceration of thugs nationwide, while pushing-through bills and funding for government-provided 24/7 security teams for politicians.

I'll put my money on Number 2.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 06:12 PM (AMIL/)

163 For her husband's sake, I just hope he didn't cross state lines or purchase his firearm using the famous Indiana gun-show loophole.

Could be in serious trouble.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 06:12 PM (5We2S)

164 Kimberly Lightford needs to circle back to a hairdresser. Her hair is lank and thinning and she has a noticeably receding hairline. She's just plain fugly, like most Dem women.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 06:10 PM (cTCuP)

In Da Hood that is called Nappy, Straggly and Stank.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 06:12 PM (R/m4+)

165 And of course them being Liberal Democrats of the Stupid Jackass Party they,ll push for more useless Gun Control Laws it never fails to amaze me just how stupid Liberal Democrats are

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (FLiOE)

166 160 They should let us do what South Africa does. Outfit their cars with flame throwers .
Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:12 PM (AHcCm)

The ANC has ran SA for about 30 years. It make Shit Ca Go look like Seabrook Tx.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (yrol0)

167 Question: Why would SUV's need to carjack people?

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (cENgf)

168 fuck me running
https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (yrol0)

We've devolved into insanity - God help us.

Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (5iUNf)

169 The oldest teenager charged with the carjacking of Democrat Representative Mary Gay Scanlon was out on bond at the time of the crime on Wednesday from stealing another car.

Josiah Brown, 19, is facing federal charges for the carjacking in Philadelphia. He already has a string of other arrests.

Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (Tnijr)

170 That's inappropriate dude.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (v+ImO)

171 fuck me running
https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544
Holy @#$%
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (URNdm)

Clown world. And his people love this shit. Return to normalcy. A president that cares. And puts out shit like this and gets tik-tok influencers to do songs and dance about vaccine.

Talk about fiddling while Rome burns.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (wAnMi)

172 What happened to all the weave shops.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 06:14 PM (LtGlA)

173 https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544

Holy @#$%

**************

hospitals are being overrun, pedo joe claims he needs to send the military to help support said overrun hospitals, but these nurses have time to sing and dance like a bad imitation of the monkees?

mmmk

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 06:14 PM (EU4kF)

174 Haagen Dazs Coffee Ice Cream.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 06:14 PM (gjH3l)

175 Kar+MA.

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 06:14 PM (OaZlZ)

176 >>There are two paths the Donks can take now that Donk politicians are personally feeling effects of their stupid crime policies:

3. They will get special police protection -- on our dime

Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 06:14 PM (URNdm)

177 168 Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (5iUNf)

Eh it is very Soviet actually....

USSR variety shows were insane.

Of course.

https://youtu.be/zzlzx8D4hYw

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:15 PM (Lzpvj)

178 This underscores what I tell all the black and minority girls I know: these thugs may have the same skin color as you, may have the same political views as you, may like the same music and entertainment as you, may even have a similar background and interests as you, BUT THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND. They prey on their own kind more than they do the White Man. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Many years ago, as a young-ish beat cop, I had to deal with a black kid that I arrested at our shopping mall. He was spouting-off about how the White Man(tm) was oppressing him. When I asked him for an example, he couldn't give one.

Six months later he was beaten to death by his "homies" because they decided he wasn't "hard enough" for their street gang. The perpetrators stripped him naked and tossed him a ditch like garbage. Everybody that participated in that murder was black, just like the victim.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 23, 2021 06:15 PM (pJWtt)

179 168 fuck me running
https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:07 PM (yrol0)

Nurse Ratched can really sing!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 06:15 PM (5We2S)

180 That's inappropriate dude.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (v+ImO)

What is?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2021 06:15 PM (ZSK0i)

181 Women in general are just extra dense when it comes to understanding crime.

Posted by: Blago at December 23, 2021 06:16 PM (Op/SH)

182 Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (dIpnE)

This dip dong doesn't adjudicate the rest of the State. He's only allowed in Philly.

That's bad enough. Plus he knows better and stays out of the rest of the state.

We'uns don like them city boys a wandering here in the farm country troublin' the wimmin folk.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:16 PM (6vGtZ)

183 Just getting a FOID card in Illinois was a pain. No idea how difficult a CCW permit is to obtain. For us deplorable normals, anyway.
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If you're a vet find a VFW. Cheaper and shorter class.

Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 06:16 PM (+ya+t)

184 This thread was up for a few minutes, then Ace took it down and replaced w Kim Potter.
Posted by: EveR

Thank you. I knew I wasn't THAT insane.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 06:16 PM (bKdTl)

185 Six months later he was beaten to death by his "homies" because they decided he wasn't "hard enough" for their street gang. The perpetrators stripped him naked and tossed him a ditch like garbage. Everybody that participated in that murder was black, just like the victim.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 23, 2021 06:15 PM (pJWtt)

I love these feel good stories!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:16 PM (yrol0)

186
I killed a brown recluse in my kitchen in 2019. Studied the corpse after the Raid did it in. Grey violin patch on the back, and it had 6 eyes instead of the usual spider 8. Those are the indicators of the recluse. Its a big spider, with cantilever legs, if you have never actually seen one.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

WTF?
Between you and Ace, now I'm worried about brown recluse spiders lurking behind every corner.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:17 PM (wRjfx)

187 Didn't the thugs see the special Not-tittle-of-nobility license plates that all elected officials of corrupt states get?

(as well as many minor bureaucrats (and their relatives))
What we need, is to do a better job educating these thugs about who is off-limits. This is like highway robbery of one of the king's men. When that happened in serf-states, they would chop off their heads so that others knew that it is OK to rob, but not one of the King's men.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 23, 2021 06:17 PM (bw69h)

188 In Da Hood that is called Nappy, Straggly and Stank.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 06:12 PM (R/m4+)

Uh, oh. I may have confused the "ladies". I was referring to the blonde. The other lady looks pretty good but that washed-out member of the elite is a cry for help.

Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 06:17 PM (cTCuP)

189 They traded in their cars for Kar-ma.

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 06:18 PM (OaZlZ)

190 Why is Lightfoot asking for fibbies instead of the Nat Guard?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:18 PM (V6WYe)

191 Broadview, IL has changed quite a bit since the days of my yout. Not a place to be when the sun goes down.

Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 06:19 PM (+ya+t)

192 Please, it's Recluse Spider of Color.

Posted by: Recluse Spider of Color at December 23, 2021 06:19 PM (gjH3l)

193 And the it will not change a single thing they do. It would be a sin against the leftist handbook so steady on.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 23, 2021 06:19 PM (ytSiK)

194 Wasn't midnight basketball supposed to solve all this.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 06:19 PM (LtGlA)

195 I killed a brown recluse in my kitchen in 2019. Studied the corpse after the Raid did it in. Grey violin patch on the back, and it had 6 eyes instead of the usual spider 8. Those are the indicators of the recluse. Its a big spider, with cantilever legs, if you have never actually seen one.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

WTF?
Between you and Ace, now I'm worried about brown recluse spiders lurking behind every corner.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue

If you have a bug problem, I can't recommend enough Demon WP. You mix it yourself in a weed sprayer, its a powder.

I have a bad scorpion problem and they are notorious for being the hardest thing to kill. First product I've used where I see them dead in my yard. I've had "pros" come for years and they barely put a dent in it.

You have to use it outside on the perimeter of the home.

Posted by: Blago at December 23, 2021 06:20 PM (Op/SH)

196 181 Women in general are just extra dense when it comes to understanding crime.
Posted by: Blago at December 23, 2021 06:16 PM (Op/SH)

I took a Theory of Crime Causation class about 40 years ago. Most of the young ladies never understood that criminals are criminals.

We had a bank robbery driver come to class and tell that he robbed banks for money. He was out because he needed a hip replacement and eye surgery. He was killed he next semester robbing a bank.

A gal I knew ask me why he was killed. I said because he was a bad dude and needed to die.

She did not understand.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:20 PM (yrol0)

197 194 Posted by: Boss Moss at December 23, 2021 06:19 PM (LtGlA)

Yes the problem was Tyrone's lack of self-esteem and feelings of low self-worth....thank God playing Baskeeball at 2345 solved all that.

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:21 PM (Lzpvj)

198 Broadview is a village of about 8,000 residents within Cook County, 12 miles west of downtown Chicago. Population is 76% black.

The houses in the video looked decent.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 23, 2021 06:21 PM (m/Gc2)

199 "113 I would be terrified if I got car-jacked. Especially by the young and feral, there's no off switch there to control impulses and if that impulse is to splatter my brains, it's gonna happen, even if I handed over everything."

You got that right...my 24 year old relative was murdered by a stranger, unprovoked; an o b a m a son who demanded that he get on his knees.
My relative complied and was shot point blank in the face by the bastard, who now sits in prison complaining about the injustice over "just killing some clerk."

Posted by: Ju at December 23, 2021 06:21 PM (aTmM/)

200
And move. Little farm, high ground, good kill zones.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

And be prepared. I can't tell you how many of my friends have had strangers come to their house at night asking for help. The ranch houses are usually behind gates and a mile from the road.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 06:22 PM (oeVy+)

201 Is HEYJACKASS>COM going to have to add a new category for donkey irony?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 06:22 PM (iDcra)

202 199 Posted by: Ju at December 23, 2021 06:21 PM (aTmM/)

"I was a non-violent criminal...."

is more likely...."I am in for weed."

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:22 PM (Lzpvj)

203 Possibly Divine mocking laughter was reported to be heard in the foothills.

That's no foothill, that's a schadenboner.

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2021 06:23 PM (FhXTo)

204 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 06:16 PM (bKdTl)

Well maybe not for that but . . .

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:23 PM (6vGtZ)

205 Just shoot your shotgun through the door.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 06:23 PM (LtGlA)

206 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 06:23 PM (jacU8)

207 190 Why is Lightfoot asking for fibbies instead of the Nat Guard?
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She wants to pretend the problem is guns not crime, so her solution is ATF.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

208 Just some random advice to any rons or ettes who may be suffering from unexplained anxiety:

I generally have had mine under control for a long time, but the physical symptoms of it have reared their head for more than a year and definitely have intruded on my life. To the point where my doctor was recommending some antidepressants even though I'm not depressed (as such).

So I started taking a B complex again 3 weeks ago - fairly low dose as well - and although not a miracle worker it has definitely chased off a lot of the anxiety. Like a *lot*.

I would get the 50's from BlueBonnet if you want to give it a shot. There is some controversy about Folic Acid but I think the B's in moderate doses are generally harmless. And holy crap do they work wonders. Some people claim to get an energy benefit from them as well. I've had some motivation return but not energy exactly. Highly recommended.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 06:24 PM (cENgf)

209 The ANC has ran SA for about 30 years. It make Shit Ca Go look like Seabrook Tx.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (yrol

Yes that's why they outfit cars with flame throwers and live behind 15 foot barbed wire topped houses. In the good neighborhoods.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:24 PM (AHcCm)

210 Healthcare heroes? Bring them to me! I will be entertained!

-HRH Dr. Jillforth Biden, PhD, MD, EdD, DDS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 06:25 PM (bKdTl)

211 209 The ANC has ran SA for about 30 years. It make Shit Ca Go look like Seabrook Tx.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (yrol

Yes that's why they outfit cars with flame throwers and live behind 15 foot barbed wire topped houses. In the good neighborhoods.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:24 PM (AHcCm)

I saw an article the other day by some reporter in SA that said it was racist to ask for the safe secure wealthy electricity and running day before the ANC.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:25 PM (yrol0)

212 Once you get out of the South Side of Chicago the rest of the neighborhoods are nice. Black or White/Black and White.

It's the Inner Cook County that's the ugly part and it's been that way since I was a kid watching Chicago TV and reading Chicago Newspapers from 70 miles away in Indiana.

And it's only gotten worse.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (6vGtZ)

213 I killed a brown recluse in my kitchen in 2019. Studied the corpse after the Raid did it in. Grey violin patch on the back, and it had 6 eyes instead of the usual spider 8. Those are the indicators of the recluse. Its a big spider, with cantilever legs, if you have never actually seen one.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
-----
WTF?
Between you and Ace, now I'm worried about brown recluse spiders lurking behind every corner.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:17 PM (wRjfx)

You should check out my post in the thread below about my uncle's encounter with one.
https://is.gd/IY33Vg

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (IJES/)

214 171 fuck me running
https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1474048541911916544
Holy @#$%
Posted by: Lizzy at December 23, 2021 06:09 PM (URNdm)

Clown world. And his people love this shit. Return to normalcy. A president that cares. And puts out shit like this and gets tik-tok influencers to do songs and dance about vaccine.

Talk about fiddling while Rome burns.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (wAnMi)

Instead of this pathetic group, a President with a soul would have brought the surviving Dancing Grannies to the white House to dance and sing Christmas songs. And clearly stated what had happened to the group in Waukesha, then condemning that act.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (AMIL/)

215 Had to have the phone repairman come in and work on the phone jack. I left the shotgun sitting right next to the cabinet by the phone jack.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (V6WYe)

216 So I started taking a B complex again 3 weeks ago - fairly low dose as well - and although not a miracle worker it has definitely chased off a lot of the anxiety. Like a *lot*.

**************

I swear I read something about this just the other day, it was B2 in particular that seemed to be the key. I may take some B supplements myself to counter my own anxiety

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 06:27 PM (EU4kF)

217 I killed a brown recluse in my kitchen in 2019. Studied the corpse after

You killed an IOC, an introvert of color?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 23, 2021 06:27 PM (eGTCV)

218 Is it racist to point out that more Americans are killed every weekend in any one of a dozen major US citizens then have died of this Omicron stuff? Why are the White supremacists in the White House House toally unconcerned about the wholesale killing of black-and-white black and Brown Americans?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 23, 2021 06:27 PM (/h17O)

219 I noticed there was no upbraiding and condescension or a hint of schadenfreude from the local media kommissar.
Thankfully I'm in Texas and absolutely do not GAF what happens in Chicago or Illinois. Michigan. Wisconsin. Minnesota. Midwest. East/West Coast. New England in general.
All of the smart, decent ones have already left anyway.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 23, 2021 06:28 PM (wvE0S)

220 Sow. Reap.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 23, 2021 06:28 PM (PzBTm)

221 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

She wants to blame Indiana for the guns. Actually she's correct. That's where the straw buyers go. But they do have to fill out the forms and call in the background check just like Chicago.

She claims they're lax on gun laws so that's why all the crime in Chicago. What she wants is the same BAN in Indiana as they have in Chicago. But it wouldn't work and she knows it. Chicago was like this when there was NO background checks ANYWHERE. Damn fool

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 06:29 PM (6vGtZ)

222 Instead of this pathetic group, a President with a soul would have brought the surviving Dancing Grannies to the white House to dance and sing Christmas songs. And clearly stated what had happened to the group in Waukesha, then condemning that act.
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (AMIL/)

And then had them run down with a black dude in an SUV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:29 PM (yrol0)

223 Had to have the phone repairman come in and work on the phone jack. I left the shotgun sitting right next to the cabinet by the phone jack.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (V6WYe)

Is he the last phone repairman?

Are you the last person with a phone jack?

Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 06:30 PM (Gmouh)

224 KAR 98 K for Kids
KAR 98 K for Kids
Donate your rifle today

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 06:30 PM (2JoB8)

225 ow. Reap.

Some assembly required.
Posted by: Rosasharn

This.

I pray a lot and live in a safe place. I'm worried about bringing in the trashcan. Going to get slick soon and the neighbors don't need to see me in jammies and robe with wild hair.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 06:31 PM (qpolg)

226 These two dunces will still publicly support police reform and empowering criminals and taking away your guns while also privately increasing their personal security, at public expense probably.

Posted by: Ripley at December 23, 2021 06:31 PM (PTDkx)

227
If you have a bug problem, I can't recommend enough Demon WP. You mix it yourself in a weed sprayer, its a powder.
Posted by: Blago

I've had good luck with lambda-Cyhalothrin 9.7% (CS).
I love professional chemicals.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:32 PM (wRjfx)

228 The "doctors and nurses" is just cheap branding for Democrats.

All they do is market and brand and talk about things like "revenue" and "investments".

And realize these are the people that all claim to despise evil greedy businessmen.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 06:32 PM (cENgf)

229 And be prepared. I can't tell you how many of my friends have had strangers come to their house at night asking for help. The ranch houses are usually behind gates and a mile from the road.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 06:22 PM (oeVy+)

The family home was waaaay up in the hills, the driveway alone almost 1/2 mile. There used to be an abandoned home at the top of the hill. Best story was when a biker gang decided it was a good hangout. My stepdad went to chase them off, which they all thought was a hoot, until he pulled out his service 1911 and started counting.

Anybody that drove up was met with one of us and a shotgun, because you don't get "lost" by driving past a bunch of no trespassing signs on a narrow driveway in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:32 PM (wAnMi)

230 Had to have the phone repairman come in and work on the phone jack. I left the shotgun sitting right next to the cabinet by the phone jack.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (V6WYe)

Right where the phone repairman could pick it up and turn it on you.

Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 06:32 PM (Gmouh)

231 Had to have the phone repairman come in and work on the phone jack. I left the shotgun sitting right next to the cabinet by the phone jack.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:26 PM (V6WYe)

Is that good or bad?

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 06:33 PM (AMIL/)

232 It's at this point in Chicago, IL and Philadelphia, PA that a) politicians will legislate and voters fund a new, all-encompassing security detail to create an armed, 24/7 safety bubble for all elected officers, and that b) the funding and personnel will be diverted from the current, defunded police departments because ACAB and AntifaLives/BlackLives Matter.

Oh, and car dealerships must leave keys in the cars and security gates open to their inventory so that carjackings don't continue.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 06:34 PM (aXxgO)

233
You should check out my post in the thread below about my uncle's encounter with one.
https://is.gd/IY33Vg
Posted by: BifBewalski

Thanks for that. Just what I needed.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:34 PM (wRjfx)

234 167 Question: Why would SUV's need to carjack people?

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (cENgf)

---------

My comment was going to be "First, SUVs are running down and murdering white people ... and now their carjacking CongressCritters?"

Not surprised to see my brother in mind-meld only beat me to it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 06:34 PM (TO9ge)

235 TC it was a test, Ben left it unloaded and had a 357 on her person.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 06:35 PM (2JoB8)

236 *now they're

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 06:35 PM (TO9ge)

237 196 I took a Theory of Crime Causation class about 40 years ago. Most of the young ladies never understood that criminals are criminals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 06:20 PM (yrol0)

Not a female thing (though act-tors probably qualify), Robert Downey Jr. had a great line about this in an interview. They asked him about politics and he said something to the effect of "you don't spend as much time in jail like I did and come out of it still being a liberal."

Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 06:35 PM (UewuT)

238 Coulter's piece on Duante Wright at Takimag today is really good. Takimag link:

https://tinyurl.com/4ubwdhmm

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 06:35 PM (OssQ4)

239 She claims they're lax on gun laws so that's why all the crime in Chicago. What she wants is the same BAN in Indiana as they have in Chicago. But it wouldn't work and she knows it. Chicago was like this when there was NO background checks ANYWHERE. Damn fool
Posted by: jakee308

Fuck her. Chicago is the reason we can't have tommy guns.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 23, 2021 06:36 PM (uXonU)

240 Robert Redford will no longer be doing any acting.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 23, 2021 06:36 PM (DB16e)

241 I'm addicted to The First 48. In the hundreds of episodes I've watched there has only been one where a white guy killed a black guy. A homeless white guy. The black on black murders are even more horrendous because they are mostly for no reason at all.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:37 PM (AHcCm)

242 "We have seen too many lives taken and communities devastated by police brutality and racial profiling," Scanlon tweeted shortly after Floyd's death.
-----------------

I bet she'll be doing some racial profiling from here on out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 06:37 PM (pGL42)

243 Mort?

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 06:37 PM (qpolg)

244 Downey?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2021 06:38 PM (ZSK0i)

245
Redford is mort?

Never liked him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:38 PM (wRjfx)

246 Skip, almost- 9mm

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:38 PM (V6WYe)

247 FL vs UCF starts in a few minutes. The Gasparilla Bowl!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 06:38 PM (sWM8x)

248 TC it was a test, Ben left it unloaded and had a 357 on her person.
Posted by: Skip

She's in Texas. She's good. If it was Chicago, she'd be guilty of hunting over bait.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 23, 2021 06:38 PM (uXonU)

249 Redford is mort?

Never liked him.

I liked him in The Sting and the Natural... He had to go and open his stupid Lib mouth

Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2021 06:38 PM (TdaKq)

250 She wants to blame Indiana for the guns.

There's a lot of liquor stores and gas stations at the border. Krazy Kaplans fireworks is the only one that actually billboards the highways in Chicago

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2021 06:39 PM (FhXTo)

251 >>>240 Robert Redford will no longer be doing any acting.
Posted by: Fool Otto at December 23, 2021 06:36 PM (DB16e)

Look at this guy, traveling in time from the 60s.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 06:39 PM (QYPq3)

252 Did they not have their BLM stickers displayed appropriately?
They know full well what they are doing creates chaos and hardship for the normies. They never pause to think it might happen to them, until it does.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 23, 2021 06:39 PM (DB16e)

253 Never let the Democrats forget that they were the ones screaming to DEFUND THE POLICE

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

254
Thanks for that. Just what I needed.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:34 PM (wRjfx)

No problem!

To make you feel better, he was using some cardboard that he had in the shed, to lay on while he changed his oil in the car. Don't do that. The spider(s) were nesting in the cardboard. He thinks there may have been more than one that decided to eat his ball sack.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 06:39 PM (IJES/)

255 Robert Redford...hail Hydra?

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 06:39 PM (9ewTg)

256 This was already done on South Park.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 23, 2021 06:40 PM (Z8zoC)

257 240 Robert Redford will no longer be doing any acting.

He was always Robert Redford. All he did was act like an idealized Robert Redford would act in a given, scripted situation.

The John Wayne Method.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 23, 2021 06:40 PM (wvE0S)

258 And God bless you too, Skunky.-post 219. We indecent and stupid conservatives from the states which you mentioned and others you neglected to
Wish you a very Merry Christmas. Thank goodness there are no leftists in the state of TX.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 06:40 PM (UDlBd)

259 240 Posted by: Fool Otto at December 23, 2021 06:36 PM (DB16e)

News from 1973 then?

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:40 PM (Lzpvj)

260 Once you get out of the South Side of Chicago the rest of the neighborhoods are nice. Black or White/Black and White.
----------
Must be awhile since you've been there. West side is just as bad from just outside downtown to a long ways west.

Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 06:40 PM (+ya+t)

261 Legendary Conservative Actor Robert Redford Dead at 82
It was a sad day in America, as famed actor, Robert Redford, has died of complications from the rare Kartoffel-Patate disease.

Conservative?
Ahh, right. No paintings of Mao in his living room. Bastard.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (wAnMi)

262 Just looked up Redford nothing came up unusual

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (2JoB8)

263 Lightford: "After they got the guns off of us..."

Defund the police but they carry guns? Wow.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (Ynyl9)

264 TC it was a test, Ben left it unloaded and had a 357 on her person.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 06:35 PM (2JoB

I'm just messing with Ben. The last time I had a phone jack was the Ninties.

Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (Gmouh)

265 Please do not compare Redford to John Wayne. Wayne was an America loving patriot.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (eA1RV)

266 Jeremiah Johnson was a great Redford movie though that had little to do with Redford. Bronson would have done that role just fine. Maybe better.

Is Redford dead? Too lazy to look it up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (sAmhv)

267 Oh, Krasner will actually prosecute, huh? Because this affected one of his political cronies?

I would love, LOVE, for the Sheriff of jurisdiction to say, "We will provide the same level of scrutiny and resources necessary to pursue these individuals as we have been tasked to do on all the other suspects who were caught and released by the district DA. And it will be done as soon as we complete all of the other loose ends from all the preceeding criminal cases. After all, Justice is blind and so is the calendar. And if we run out of money/personnel, well, that's the way the ball bounces."

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 06:43 PM (aXxgO)

268 Yeah...they've had shootings right outside McCormick and in the hotel bar. Mag Mile is a no-go zone. Total shithole...and the idiots voted for it all the way down.

Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 06:43 PM (UewuT)

269 Is Redford dead? Too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (sAmhv)

Nothing online about it.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 23, 2021 06:43 PM (y7DUB)

270 Were they carjacked by white people or black people? Just want to know of the carjacker was racist.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 23, 2021 06:44 PM (hlxe7)

271 Hmm. Redford comment I made I did not follow the link posted and now I cannot find it, so maybe I "mispoke"?

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 23, 2021 06:44 PM (DB16e)

272 TC, I revel in the joys of dial-up!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:44 PM (V6WYe)

273 thank you for that, FS !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 23, 2021 06:44 PM (IJMH4)

274

Redford thing is unfortunately premature. Left wing satire site.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 06:45 PM (dQvv7)

275 Ben Had, I still have a dial phone. I'm funny that way.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 06:45 PM (qpolg)

276 271 Posted by: Fool Otto at December 23, 2021 06:44 PM (DB16e)

It was either satire or an LSD fueled site..."English Wire"

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 06:45 PM (Lzpvj)

277 To make you feel better, he was using some cardboard that he had in the shed, to lay on while he changed his oil in the car. Don't do that. The spider(s) were nesting in the cardboard. He thinks there may have been more than one that decided to eat his ball sack.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 06:39 PM (IJES/)

My stepdad wasn't afraid of much of anything. But, he managed to get a spider phobia. He lived in Oakland and worked at a refinery in Richmond in his late teens. They had big drums of sawdust everywhere in case of leak. Well, they had one. He ran and scooped up an armful of sawdust - except hundreds of black widows had made a nest in there over the past couple of years. They really like oil for some reason. He was covered with giant black widows. The guys hosed him down. He didn't get bit somehow, but didn't like spiders after that for some reason.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM (wAnMi)

278 Scanlon is a POS, so naturally Krasner will prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.

We're at 545 homicides and Krasner is doing little about that. He couldn't care less about black on black crime.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM (XSRBF)

279 We need James Taylor, stat!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

280 Bobbie Redford did not kill himself then. Ok. I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM (sAmhv)

281 Just got a very disturbing phone call from my BIL in Arizona. I don't want to say more but please pray for him. I'm so worried he's going to do something really stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM (nxdel)

282 Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (sAmhv)

Still kicking. Redford has a few good movies.

Jeremiah Johnson
Brubaker
The Natural
The Sting

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM (AHcCm)

283 >>>Redford thing is unfortunately premature. Left wing satire site.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 06:45 PM (dQvv7)

Heh

Posted by: Mark Twain at December 23, 2021 06:47 PM (QYPq3)

284 Infidel. Hugs! There aren't many of us left. Get to feeling better soon, OK

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:47 PM (V6WYe)

285 TC, I revel in the joys of dial-up!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:44 PM (V6WYe)

Lol, you win.

Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 06:47 PM (Gmouh)

286 Jeremiah Johnson really is a great movie.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2021 06:47 PM (sAmhv)

287 Funnily enough, it just rang. guy, eating food calling from the colorado firefighters looking for money.

You just can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 06:47 PM (qpolg)

288 Just got a very disturbing phone call from my BIL in Arizona. I don't want to say more but please pray for him. I'm so worried he's going to do something really stupid.
Posted by: Jewells45

Prayers Jewells.

Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 23, 2021 06:47 PM (uXonU)

289 I liked Redford in movies but yeah he always played himself. It wasn't a bad role, but the guy had less range than Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

290 I really liked Redford in Cool Hand Luke. He was a natural born world shaker, and he shore could eat some boiled eggs!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2021 06:48 PM (r0ADi)

291 kids....

Kartoffel-Patate disease...that should have been your clooooo...

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:48 PM (V13WU)

292 Legendary Conservative Actor Robert Redford Dead at 82
It was a sad day in America, as famed actor, Robert Redford, has died of complications from the rare Kartoffel-Patate disease.

I think he's 85 so first clue,

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:48 PM (AHcCm)

293 I think leftist politicians believe that mental health care providers are like Crocodile Dundee subduing a bison with some eye contact and magical gestures.

You know what mental health professionals do when someone is in a mental health crisis and pose a risk to themselves or others? They physically subdue them with overwhelming force (several large staff members + physical restraints) and inject them with medication.

This literally cannot be done out in the field. It can only be done in-hospital, because then the staff can control all the objects and people in the environment. Even then, it's dangerous.

Posted by: JennyP at December 23, 2021 06:48 PM (xjB8N)

294 You guys are too funny !

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:49 PM (V13WU)

295 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM (nxdel)

I pray that whatever is going on comes to a good conclusion. We are enduring some crazy times. Lord bless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 06:49 PM (x8Wzq)

296 Thanks Ben. I'm out.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 06:49 PM (qpolg)

297 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid has like I dunno, 50% of it good scenes? All parts that aren't 70s hippie add-in crap like riding a bicycle around in the rain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

298 >>>>Prayers Jewells.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood

Same. Hope he doesn't do anything rash. Christmas is always a lonely time for some.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2021 06:49 PM (XSRBF)

299 My stepdad wasn't afraid of much of anything. But, he managed to get a spider phobia.

He ran and scooped up an armful of sawdust - except hundreds of black widows had made a nest in there over the past couple of years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

cant sleep spiders will eat me cant sleep spiders will eat me cant sleep spiders will eat me cant sleep spiders will eat me cant sleep spiders will eat me cant sleep spiders will eat me

Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 06:49 PM (P1f+c)

300 Not surprised to see my brother in mind-meld only beat me to it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 06:34 PM (TO9ge)

Heh

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 06:50 PM (HXA4e)

301 Kartoffel-Patate disease, isn't that what stelter has ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, remembering Tami (IJMH4) at December 23, 2021 06:50 PM (IJMH4)

302 Just getting a FOID card in Illinois was a pain. No idea how difficult a CCW permit is to obtain. For us deplorable normals, anyway.
Posted by: Greyman27 at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM

Two eight hour days. Second day repeats part of the first. First day waived if prior military/law enforcement, etc.
Shooting: 10 rounds at 5 yd, 7 yd, 10 yd. Need to hit the target area 7/10 at each distance. No time limit.

Then you submit the paperwork and wait a few months.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 23, 2021 06:50 PM (EughT)

303
Funnily enough, it just rang. guy, eating food calling from the colorado firefighters looking for money.

You just can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Infidel

Is that a sports team?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 06:50 PM (63Dwl)

304
>>>Redford thing is unfortunately premature. Left wing satire site.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 06:45 PM (dQvv7)

Heh

Posted by: Mark Twain at December 23, 2021 06:47 PM

Yeah, I cribbed 'premature'. Maybe I shouldn't have used the word 'unfortunately' as it's a tad harsh, since I have the same boyish good looks and golden hair. Hahaha.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 06:50 PM (dQvv7)

305 Is he the last phone repairman?
Are you the last person with a phone jack?
Posted by: TC at December 23, 2021 06:30 PM (Gmouh)

That is some funny shit right there.

The Last Phone Repairman......outta be a movie.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

306 "US health regulators on Thursday authorized the second pill against COVID19, providing another easy to use medication...

The Food and Drug Administration announcement on Merck's molnupiravir comes one day after the agency cleared a competing drug from Pfizer."

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:51 PM (V13WU)

307 I would have also listed This Property is Condemned as a good Redford movie but that is my personal opinion and likely in the minority .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:51 PM (AHcCm)

308 Kartoffel-Patate disease...that should have been your clooooo...
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:48 PM (V13WU)

Oh my God. I heard of that, isn't that what Brian Stelter suffers from?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 06:51 PM (ZMraq)

309 Still kicking. Redford has a few good movies.
...
The Sting
Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 06:46 PM

"He's not as tough as he thinks he is"
"Neither are we"

Posted by: Chuck C at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (EughT)

310 Jewells, you got it. Prayers for all of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (V6WYe)

311 molnupiravir is anagram of invermectinmir

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (V13WU)

312 >>>Is he the last phone repairman?

There can be only one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (XSRBF)

313 258 FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 06:40 PM (UDlBd)

Merry Christmas to you too ya filthy animal. It's very thoughtful of a wretch such as yourself to think of other people's needs.

Give up on being indecent and stupid. The only thing keeping you in your wretched state is your indecency and low IQ.

You are absolutely Florida material amigo. Think it over.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (wvE0S)

314 Dr. Bone: "I really liked Redford in Cool Hand Luke. He was a natural born world shaker, and he shore could eat some boiled eggs!"

And Brian Dennehy was great as George Kennedy.

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (aXxgO)

315 Kartoffel-Patate disease...that should have been your clooooo...
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:48 PM (V13WU)

Aww, you're no fun.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 06:53 PM (wAnMi)

316 And Brian Dennehy was great as George Kennedy.

It was a breakout role for Robert Duvall to play the hot chick washing the car

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

317 85 OT but I found out today that, much like we call Biden "Brandon," my husband calls Secretary of Agriculture Vilsack "Pickle" because Vilsack sounds like Vlasic, I guess.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (Ez6QX)

Sounds kinda like ballsack to me.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 23, 2021 06:53 PM (hlxe7)

318 runner: "The Food and Drug Administration announcement on Merck's molnupiravir comes one day after the agency cleared a competing drug from Pfizer."

The checks cleared within 24 hours of each other. What are the odds?

Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 06:55 PM (aXxgO)

319

nood election thief

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 06:55 PM (wRjfx)

320 Oh my God. I heard of that, isn't that what Brian Stelter suffers from?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 06:51 PM (ZMraq)

ROTF

*serious face

Yes indeed. Severe case of Kartoffel-Patate disease. Also known as Patate-Frites syndrome.

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:55 PM (V13WU)

321 OT but I found out today that, much like we call Biden "Brandon," my husband calls Secretary of Agriculture Vilsack "Pickle" because Vilsack sounds like Vlasic, I guess.
Posted by: Jordan61

Sounds kinda like ballsack to me.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue

So "pickle" is still related.

Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 06:55 PM (P1f+c)

322
molnupiravir is anagram of invermectinmir

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM

Whatever it's called, early animal studies say it is a mutagen. Which is only an issue if you happen to be female and would like to produce a healthy child.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 06:55 PM (dQvv7)

323 molnupiravir is anagram of invermectinmir

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (V13WU)

You put Thor's hammer down.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 06:56 PM (IJES/)

324
You are absolutely Florida material amigo. Think it over.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 23, 2021 06:52 PM (wvE0S)

You are awfully sweet. Have you met our friend Mary?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 06:56 PM (ZMraq)

325 All parts that aren't 70s hippie add-in crap like riding a bicycle around in the rain.
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Terrible. Made a great movie a little cringie there for me.

Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 06:56 PM (+ya+t)

326 Redford good films:

Barefoot in the Park, Jeremiah Johnson, The Natural, The Sting, Butch Cassidy, The Hot Rock, Three Days of the Condor, and some others I liked.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 06:57 PM (7bRMQ)

327 Fuck around and find out

Posted by: Goober at December 23, 2021 06:58 PM (Hgvgt)

328 YouTube has the movie Jeremiah Johnson for free.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 06:58 PM (gjH3l)

329 324
You are awfully sweet. Have you met our friend Mary?
Kindltot at December 23, 2021 06:56 PM

I've never met "Mary?".
Is she, by chance, a Left Coaster?

Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 23, 2021 07:01 PM (wvE0S)

330
A Finnish company has gotten a US Patent on a nasal spray containing Aprotinin, ivermectine and hydroxocloroquine.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 07:01 PM (ZMraq)

331 My best good friend met Redford right about when the movie came out. Buddy's uncle created Old Trail Town in Wyoming. Uncle had recently re-interred Johnston's (yes, it's Johnston, not Johnson) remains, with a monument and everything.

Buddy was 8. Does not have a really good bead on what he thought of Redford.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 07:04 PM (x8Wzq)

332 330
A Finnish company has gotten a US Patent on a nasal spray containing Aprotinin, ivermectine and hydroxocloroquine.

Try bringing your own nasal spray containing Aprotinin, ivermectine and hydroxocloroquine to market and the government gets all pissy and throws a tantrum.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at December 23, 2021 07:05 PM (wvE0S)

333
Is Redford dead? Too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2021 06:41 PM (sA

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LOLOLOLOLOL!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 23, 2021 07:12 PM (qrFlk)

334 Couldn't happen to a nicer pair of scrunts.

Posted by: FatAlbert at December 23, 2021 07:32 PM (YdEcD)

335 About that dead pool. Put me down for $200 on the big red before the next election or civil war.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 23, 2021 07:38 PM (Z8zoC)

336 Have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

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