CBO Report: Once You Take Out the Budget Gimmicks Democrats Used to Deceive the Voters and Joe Manchin, The #BuildBackBrandon Bill Would Add Three <i>Trillion</i> to the Deficit

CBO Report: Once You Take Out the Budget Gimmicks Democrats Used to Deceive the Voters and Joe Manchin, The #BuildBackBrandon Bill Would Add Three Trillion to the Deficit

The ten-year "Build Back Bolshevik" bill contains a lot of obvious gimmicks which pretend to reduce its cost -- just to deceive voters and to deceive Joe Manchin and Kristin Sinema.

The most obvious deception is that spending plan which originally were slated to go on for the full ten years contemplated by the bill suddenly end, for no reason, after one year or three years in the "slimmed down" bill.

This is obvious bullsh*t: everyone understands the leftists behind this catastrophe intend this spending to go on for ten years, and will extend the spending the first opportunity they have.

The claim that spending ends after one or three years is a, what's the word? Not gimmick; that sounds clever and even playful.

It's a lie. It's just a lie.

Democrats are pretending they brought the cost of the Build Back Bolshevik plan down from a $3.5 trillion to $1.7 trillion (what a steal!), but it's all a lie.

Correcting for those lies and other lies, the Congressional Budget Office scores the true impact of the Build Back Bolshevik bill as adding three trillion to the deficit.

Even pretending the silly lies in the budget were true, it would still add $367 billion to the deficit. It would not be "fully funded" or "pay for itself," as Democrats continue to lie.

The report from the budget office released Friday is a blow to President Joe Biden's efforts to push the bill through Congress, as it will add to fears that the spending measure would push the government further into debt and stoke inflation. Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia, in particular, whose vote Biden is counting on, has expressed such worries .
The initial scoring from the CBO only accounted for the legislation as written, sunsets included. The CBO first said the legislation would increase federal deficits by $367 billion over the next 10 years.

Socialist Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen fired off some communist propaganda in advance of the report, claiming "it is inappropriate to judge this legislation based on an assumption that future acts of Congress won't be paid for."

Well, if it is to be "paid for," then you mean there will be higher taxes -- so please tell us your plan for higher taxes, rather than hiding them.

An outside group pegged the deficit impact at nearly five trillion:

The Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget, which advocates for lower deficits, had previously projected that the final cost of the Democratic legislation over a decade with all temporary provisions made permanent would be $4.9 trillion -- much higher than Democrats have marketed.

Most of the Democrats' lies are intended for an audience of one -- Joe Manchin, who has said he he is uncomfortable with the "shell games" of dishonest sunset provisions that no Democrats intend to honor.

"This is a recipe for economic crisis," Manchin has said of the budgetary tactics.

Manchin does not believe in the fake sunset provisions on spending.

"One goes for three years, one goes for one year... one might go for the full 10 years, do they not intend for those programs to last the full 10 years?" Manchin asked. "Well if you don't intend for that to happen, what's the real cost? Because we're either going to debt-finance it if we're not going to pay for it or come back and change the tax code again."

He's already been concerned about inflation. Today's report will not ease Manchin's mind.

[I]nflation presents a growing political problem. Polling suggests voters are anxious over growing costs. Sen. Joe Manchin III (D-W.Va.) — whose vote, like that of 49 other Senate Democrats, is key to enacting Biden’s social spending bill — cited rising inflation as a reason to pause on some parts of the White House’s agenda.
“By all accounts, the threat posed by record inflation to the American people is not ‘transitory’ and is instead getting worse,” Manchin said in a statement Wednesday. “From the grocery store to the gas pump, Americans know the inflation tax is real and D.C. can no longer ignore the economic pain Americans feel every day.” Manchin was making a cutting reference to earlier claims by the White House that rising prices were a transitory side effect of the economy’s emergence from the pandemic.
His comments signaled a concern that more government spending could exacerbate inflation, alarming some Democrats that he would pull back from supporting the $1.75 trillion social safety net and climate package that is currently pending in Congress.

One thing that can counter-balance inflation is increased productivity. If people are producing more value per hour, then more actual value is present in the economy for dollars to chase. You don't just have more dollars chasing the same amount of value, but more value to chase as well.

So: Brandon could be helped if he oversaw an increase in productivity.

On the other hand, if you were both pumping out more Fake News Dollars at the same time productivity were crashing, and so you were printing more Fake Dollars which were thus chasing fewer goods and less value, you'd have the makings of a truly terrible inflationary spike.

So: Any guesses on that score, fellas? Any guesses as to which economic scenario this decrepit r@pist clown has engineered for us?

This would be funny if it were happening to an enemy country.

But an Enemy Regime is doing it to our country.

Enjoy the Biden Boom, everyone.

Stay safe.

Below, this absolute brain surgeon requests total silence in the operating theater as she attempts an unprecedented triple bypass of the frontal-medial garbanzo lobe.

Jen Psaki: We’ve seen prices “move in a good direction” 🧐

Gas: +58.1% since last year
Bacon: +21%
Eggs: +8%
Steak: +24.6%
Propane & Firewood: +34.3%
Furniture: 11.8%
Used Cars & Trucks: +31.4%
Coffee: +7.5%
Cigarettes: +9.4%
Hotels & Motels: +25.5%
Car & Truck Rentals: +37.2% pic.twitter.com/cIROb6Tkox
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 10, 2021

REPORTER: "Does the president acknowledge that inflation is more entrenched and not transitory?"

PSAKI: "Doesn't really matter what you call it" pic.twitter.com/FaM6XQxMKb
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 10, 2021

Biden’s Press Secretary Jen Psaki: “Vast majority of parents appreciate” draconian rules on students, such as forcing them to eat lunch outside during winter. pic.twitter.com/U5WXNid5oQ
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) December 10, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 05:28 PM

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1 Alas, much is grey.

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 10, 2021 05:29 PM (HyPy9)

2 Heh - now it's fixed. Off to call the others.

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 10, 2021 05:29 PM (HyPy9)

3 Just print more money.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 10, 2021 05:31 PM (pwKyE)

4 I like this joke so i'll repeat it in the comments so that people see it:

Below, this absolute brain surgeon requests total silence in the operating theater as she attempts an unprecedented triple bypass of the frontal-medial garbanzo lobe.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2021 05:31 PM (0G13K)

5 OK, called the others.

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 10, 2021 05:31 PM (HyPy9)

6 Uncomfortable yet, proles?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2021 05:31 PM (BFigT)

7 I don't believe it Biden said it will cost nothing... Would he lie ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2021 05:31 PM (Q1i0Y)

8 CBO Report: Once You Take Out the Budget Gimmicks Democrats Used to Deceive the Voters and Joe Manchin, The #BuildBackBrandon Bill Would Add Three Trillion to the Deficit

And WHO does this surprise?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2021 05:32 PM (uXonU)

9 It's just money we owe ourselves, so it's totes fine.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 10, 2021 05:32 PM (r1z5A)

10 If you are a retiree (like moi), stand by to get crushed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 10, 2021 05:32 PM (jTmQV)

11 I'm pondering how the CBO seems to have largely avoided the leftist infiltration which seems to have infected every other part of our bureaucracy.

Posted by: SamIam at December 10, 2021 05:33 PM (oasF3)

12 It's all just gaslighting now.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 10, 2021 05:33 PM (nxdel)

13 >Productivity Crashes

Funny how that happens when you shit on your employees by becoming a lickspittle toadie of a totalitarian regime.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:34 PM (cSs/W)

14
My, what a nice 401K you have!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 05:34 PM (/U27+)

15 Saw a segment on cable news many of these giveaways are slated to be a 1 year program but of course once a giveaway it will go on forever

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2021 05:35 PM (2JoB8)

16 Socialist Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen fired off some communist propaganda in advance of the report, claiming "it is inappropriate to judge this legislation based on an assumption that future acts of Congress won't be paid for."

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"We have to spend the $5.7 trillion before we can prove to you that it was free and didn't cost you anything."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 10, 2021 05:36 PM (tJRn2)

17 Tired of Raggity Ann

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2021 05:36 PM (2JoB8)

18 Build the Graft Back Better, after the Trump Interruption.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2021 05:36 PM (0hbQ6)

19 "A vast majority of Americans really appreciate their increase in rations." - Psaki, probably next week.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 10, 2021 05:36 PM (DB16e)

20 I look at this economy and see the coyote sitting on a pile of semtex and the roadrunner is running flat out the other direction.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (oghdF)

21 2022 gonna be lit as boinks.

Whenever the Fed even remotely hints at bringing some sort of sanity back to the money supply, wall street loses its fucking mind (it was notoriously called a taper tantrum last time this happened). The economy will crash through the floor, causing the fed to retreat once again back to printing money so wall street go back to sucking its own dick again.

They know the easiest way to curb inflation is raising interest rates (in addition to tapering), and once that happens the US govt defaults on its debt spending. They're basically spending on maxed out credit cards with 0% interest rates. If that rate is raised even 1%, no amount of money printing will be able to catch up to the interest payments owed.

If you thought 2020-2021 was bad...

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (hQVBP)

22 Jobs available that people don't want. Product not available that people want to buy. This is truly unprecedented.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (VJ4aP)

23 My coffee went up more than 7.5% over the last year. I get the big can of Kirkland brand from Costco and it was $8.99 forever. Last trip it was $12.99, and I doubt it's going to stop there.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (cSs/W)

24 15 Saw a segment on cable news many of these giveaways are slated to be a 1 year program but of course once a giveaway it will go on forever
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2021 05:35 PM (2JoB

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"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program." -- Milton Friedman

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 10, 2021 05:38 PM (tJRn2)

25 "I'm pondering how the CBO seems to have largely avoided the leftist infiltration which seems to have infected every other part of our bureaucracy."

They haven't, but they deal with teh maths, which they don't know is raciss yet.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 10, 2021 05:38 PM (jTmQV)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

27

You say decrepit r@pist clown like it's a bad thing...

Posted by: Dr. A. Fauci, Malignant Gnome at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (b3/s3)

28 Sponge!!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (oghdF)

29 Willowed cuz you're a buncha no noodin bastids.....

Ok.

Wife and I are going on a date tonight, together.

You all be HAYVE and I'll chat with you again soon.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (Zz0t1)

30 But the cost of Jussie's labor could drop by almost 100% this year. So...some good news!

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (aY0+P)

31 It takes two to lie, Marge: One to lie and one to listen.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (jIL4c)

32 It's all just gaslighting now.
Posted by: Jewells45
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Expecting those that follow Stan to tell the truth is foolish.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (nzgeU)

33 Liars gotta lie

FJB

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (g0yjM)

34 Jobs available that people don't want. Product not available that people want to buy. This is truly unprecedented.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (VJ4aP)

Is that what they mean by the Biden boo

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (eGTCV)

35 Hey Joe and Jen! Let's assume inflation ends sometime next year as you predict. Do prices then start rolling back to what they were in 2019 or 2020?

No? What?

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2021 05:39 PM (AMIL/)

36 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 10, 2021 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Is it possible the corrupt media actually means the Biden boom boom?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 05:41 PM (eGTCV)

38 >If you are a retiree (like moi), stand by to get crushed.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 10, 2021 05:32 PM (jTmQV)

Gen X here. I'm making big lifestyle changes to prepare to have to house at least one parent because I expect them to get crushed in retirement. Also planning for having a place for my kids to stay when they grow up, if they need it. I don't know how young adults can get launched now, and it will be nearly impossible in a decade unless something drastically changes.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:41 PM (cSs/W)

39 *waves to Ben Had*

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 05:41 PM (nzgeU)

40 Remember when ObamaCare was Budget Nuetral?

Then, "Oopsie guess not! Sorry!"

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2021 05:41 PM (0hbQ6)

41 You know for damn sure the psaki-spawn aren't sitting outside.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:42 PM (oghdF)

42 Bad news, Jen - Joe's senility is permanent. The shit in his pants is transitory, but you're still going to have to clean it up.

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2021 05:42 PM (aY0+P)

43 >Build the Graft Back Better, after the Trump Interruption.
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2021 05:36 PM (0hbQ6)

I think VDH called it the "Trump Interregnum", which works well in this case.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:42 PM (cSs/W)

44 Hey, I'm getting rich on the appreciation in the value of my 2020 car!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2021 05:43 PM (guGkK)

45 Parents appreciate draconian rules on kids.I

Ummm...yeah.
About that.
Set my grandkid out in the rain to eat and imma gonna be draconian.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2021 05:43 PM (axyOa)

46 22 Jobs available that people don't want. Product not available that people want to buy. This is truly unprecedented.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (VJ4aP)

It's not the jobs that are unwanted. It's the required semi-suffocation and/or unsafe medical procedure that's not wanted.

Posted by: Emmie at December 10, 2021 05:43 PM (6RgRK)

47 "You'll own nothing and be happy" ... sure, or playing on the computer all day will replace real activities. And alae "hamburgers" will replace real meat. And the masses will be ordered to stay in what used to be their homes (which got repossessed and they now rent from Black Rock) ...

Lots of ways the NWO Utopia will be awesome (for the elite, who in their dream world, would no longer have the masses crowding their resorts or beaches).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2021 05:43 PM (Cus5s)

48 SMH, waving back at ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:44 PM (oghdF)

49
What I read was the government would pick up the cost for the first few years, then dump it on the states. The states could then decide to elect the (R) who would not want to continue the program, or the (D) who would want the freebies to continue which would have enormous appeal to the free shit army.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 05:44 PM (dQvv7)

50 >Is it possible the corrupt media actually means the Biden boom boom?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 05:41 PM (eGTCV)

Heh, my oldest was just yelling "I did a boom boom!" quite loudly in public in order to get a reaction out of me. Kid doesn't know who he's dealing with.

Joey may spout that some day. I mean, he already proudly announced that his butt's been wiped.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:44 PM (cSs/W)

51 Call it what you want, it doesn't change a thing for me.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 10, 2021 05:44 PM (TNyrE)

52 I agree with Jen that parents appreciate draconian rules - Rules like "No trannies in the bathrooms" and "Any trannies who commit rape will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
But making the kids eat outside in December? Not so much.

Posted by: Wally at December 10, 2021 05:45 PM (aY0+P)

53 Remember when ObamaCare was Budget Nuetral?

Studies show that for each dollar of graft that goes into Hunter Biden's pocket, twenty new dollars flow into the economy!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2021 05:45 PM (guGkK)

54 Was this passed or is it still held up in a commitee somewhere?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 05:45 PM (IN3jG)

55 Time for AMERICATHON!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 10, 2021 05:45 PM (h1jJh)

56 I have been planning carefully my entire life to have the last spoonful of cereal with the last slice of banana. Looks like now I may have cereal remaining with no slices of banana to go with it

Posted by: Just a side note at December 10, 2021 05:45 PM (VJ4aP)

57 Our AG just send a letter to the Jackson County Legislature over them proposing a new mask mandate! Yes! Man.. I really like this guy.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (nxdel)

58 Willowed:

>Article at Legalinsurrection.com saying Oregon getting lots of earthquakes, anyone feeling them?
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2021 05:29 PM (2JoB

The whole Ring of Fire for the last year or so has been seeing increased volcanic and earthquake activity.

Japan has had multiple smallish earthquakes every day and increased volcanic activity this year and even Mt Fuji is starting to concern some people.

There are some huge tectonic plates apparently moving. The little stuff may be lucky if the pressures built up between the plates can be relieved that way or, and actually this is more likely, this is all preparatory before one/some(?) HUGE movements and volcanic activity.

Whole west coast and esp NW US is vulnerable to Geological Shenanigans.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (OMayC)

59 Everyone up north here will know full well about inflation when they open their natural gas bills this month.. Double what they were this time last year. And, it'll get worse in January and February.

And if you are heating your home with oil, fuggetaboutit!

And natural gas p[rices are so bad in Europe, US suppliers are sending it there for the even better prices!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (CjFDo)

60 You know that not one of those 535 cocksuckers have read this bill.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (oghdF)

61 I've been wiped.

Posted by: Boom Boom Biden at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (JPtHE)

62 Used cars are up but specific used cars are up a lot.

Seeing 10 year old Jeeps in the 25-30k range, you can't find any pickup truck at a reasonable price, even tractors have become absurd and unavailable.

This is going to last a good long time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (3t7O9)

63 I have been planning carefully my entire life to have the last spoonful of cereal with the last slice of banana. Looks like now I may have cereal remaining with no slices of banana to go with it
Posted by: Just a side note at December 10, 2021 05:45 PM (VJ4aP)

Have you considered thinner slices of bananas?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (guGkK)

64 Like what others are saying - no one believes any of this budget bill and economy spin -when they pay for groceries. It's simply impossible to ignore it or explain it away.

Posted by: 13times at December 10, 2021 05:47 PM (+FavS)

65 Cavuto had some guy from the White House on and he said their numbers still say it's all paid for.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 05:47 PM (63Dwl)

66 The whole Ring of Fire for the last year or so has been seeing increased volcanic and earthquake activity.

Japan has had multiple smallish earthquakes every day and increased volcanic activity this year and even Mt Fuji is starting to concern some people.

There are some huge tectonic plates apparently moving. The little stuff may be lucky if the pressures built up between the plates can be relieved that way or, and actually this is more likely, this is all preparatory before one/some(?) HUGE movements and volcanic activity.

Whole west coast and esp NW US is vulnerable to Geological Shenanigans.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (OMayC)

You people didn't think I was going to put up with this shit forever, did you?

Posted by: God at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (aY0+P)

67 My coffee went up more than 7.5% over the last year. I get the big can of Kirkland brand from Costco and it was $8.99 forever. Last trip it was $12.99, and I doubt it's going to stop there.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (cSs/W)

Math ain't your strong suit, no?
Heh.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (Foq6I)

68 McConnell and his merry gang of ass rapers are salivating over the $3T.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (GYllL)

69 PRODUCTIVITY CRASHES MORE THAN EXPECTED, WORST DECLINE SINCE 1960

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"This UNEXPECTED drop in productivity is yet another reason why we need to import another 30 million illegal aliens by next year -- to do the jobs that unproductive Americans won't do, comrades!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (tJRn2)

70 I've started watching The Messiah on YouTube. The performance was at Grace Cathedral. I have no idea where that is, but it's beautiful.
This is a lovely respite.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (eGTCV)

71 But the gaslighting won't cost one red cent if you make less than $400K.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (w6HA3)

72 44.4%

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:49 PM (Foq6I)

73 Troops deployed to southern border do deployed troop shenanigans

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=120479

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 05:49 PM (nzgeU)

74 "...he said their numbers still say it's all paid for."

He also thinks men can have babies.
And he believed Jussie.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 10, 2021 05:49 PM (jTmQV)

75 60 You know that not one of those 535 cocksuckers have read this bill.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM (oghdF)

That excites me...535! Can't wait for Kwanzaa!

Posted by: Barry Zero at December 10, 2021 05:50 PM (mE7cY)

76

Global warming makes the tectonic plates swell and become irritated. This can be permitted by the permanent use of jeweled butt plugs, but you rubes refused to do it...

Posted by: Dr. A. Fauci, Malignant Gnome at December 10, 2021 05:50 PM (b3/s3)

77 @64

That's the main problem with the gaslighting, they don't want us to believe our own eyes.

the climate is getting hotter! Hottest [fill in last month's name] on record!

Healthy young people are dying from covid left and right!

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 05:50 PM (AwPyG)

78 Hey, I'm getting rich on the appreciation in the value of my 2020 car!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 10, 2021 05:43 PM

Aren't they planning a tax for unrealized gains? Be careful in case the embiggened IRS ranks start looking for gains in every nook and cranny.

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 10, 2021 05:51 PM (ftFVW)

79 14
My, what a nice 401K you have!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 05:34 PM (/U27+)

Speaking of which, I have had two institutions I deal with that have dropped IRAs from their offerings. Has anyone else seen this?

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2021 05:51 PM (AmoqO)

80 Eggs, milk, and gasoline are all up over 50% from where they were a year ago. Yeah, how is that moving in the right direction again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2021 05:51 PM (Ap6+r)

81 Please explain to me how productivity can be crashing. In the photo, FJB has two scoops. It's obviously more productive to serve two scoops in one cone than two cones with one scoop each.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2021 05:51 PM (a3Q+t)

82 Maybe I'm not going to retire and live on a fixed income in 2022...

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2021 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

83 And keep in mind that they need an existential threat, to exert more control.

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 05:52 PM (AwPyG)

84 Men having babies is paid for too.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 10, 2021 05:52 PM (w6HA3)

85 80 Eggs, milk, and gasoline are all up over 50% from where they were a year ago. Yeah, how is that moving in the right direction again?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2021 05:51 PM (Ap6+r)

Something... something... Fair Share....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2021 05:52 PM (6FeV1)

86 Michael Nesmith has passed.

Posted by: f'd at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr)

87 So there's a cigarette crisis....

Posted by: Jenn Pssaki at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (63Dwl)

88 >Math ain't your strong suit, no?
Heh.
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (Foq6I)

Perhaps not. Please edumacate me on how a $4 increase over a base price of $9 is not more than 7.5%?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (cSs/W)

89 Inflation is the most regressive tax there is.
Now, if we could only get a Republican leader to say this, and hammer it home...
Nah, I'm kidding.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (Foq6I)

90
When 'Admiral' Levine squirts out a rug rat I'll believe that men can have babies. Until then I'm gonna stick to a core principle that there are sick people in this world and placating them is stupid.

"Oh, Karen Carpenter, you look so fat!"

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (dQvv7)

91 *The loud part* The vast majority of parents hate their kids.

*The quiet part* And we are teaching kids to hate their parents, which will make death camps and mandatory age limits leading to death panels something that Dems can easily pass in the next 20 years.

Posted by: Jen Pstupid at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (Ojki1)

92 Jobs available that people don't want. Product not available that people want to buy. This is truly unprecedented.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (VJ4aP)

Business owners sitting on PPP money they've already banked.

Employees know this.

Posted by: Golfman at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM (hOMhY)

93 Perhaps not. Please edumacate me on how a $4 increase over a base price of $9 is not more than 7.5%?

4 divided by 9.
That's your percentage increase.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM (Foq6I)

94 Bacon is up a hell of a lot more than 20%

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM (Rj4Ct)

95 Unfortunately, though, many ardent leftists are so brainwashed that they fall for the gaslighting.

30 year old milennial at Thanksgiving was explaining that the administration has no control over the price of gas, it all depends on the middle east.

We explained to him that a year ago, the price of gas averaged $1.38/gallon and he sputtered and resorted to his phone to try and prove us wrong. As though he had no memory of it, at all

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM (AwPyG)

96 California Eliminates Unconstitutional Law Criminalizing Teaching Trade Skills.

https://tinyurl.com/3nt5d7eb

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM (nzgeU)

97 You know that not one of those 535 cocksuckers have read this bill.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:46 PM

Ahem. I believe you forgot to account for me in that total, Mr. Had.

Posted by: Kamala! at December 10, 2021 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)

98 >>> My coffee went up more than 7.5% over the last year. I get the big can of Kirkland brand from Costco and it was $8.99 forever. Last trip it was $12.99, and I doubt it's going to stop there.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:37 PM (cSs/W)

Math ain't your strong suit, no?
Heh.
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:48 PM (Foq6I)

(12.99-8.99)/8.99 > .075

statement is true. lose comparative relationals always save your logical butt 50% of the time.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 05:55 PM (IN3jG)

99 Joe says that the economy is going great with only slight inflation for a short period of time.

Am I to believe the guy who got the most votes ever or my lying eyes. Hmmm, I'm thinking...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 10, 2021 05:55 PM (iDcra)

100 7.5% would be 9 X 107.5, or 9.67(5)

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:55 PM (Foq6I)

101 86 Michael Nesmith has passed.
Posted by: f'd at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr)

Oh sad

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 05:55 PM (eGTCV)

102 I don't understand how the lickspittle LIVs who take these people seriously can tolerate the whiplash....

"everything is fine everything is fine WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE everything is fine everything is fine HOLY FUCK LOCK YOURSELF IN THE BASEMENT AND TURN OUT THE LIGHTS everything is fine...."

It's quite fascinating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2021 05:55 PM (6FeV1)

103
We've never experienced an inflationary depression here in the US. We're gonna get one. And it will likely be a global one, a global inflationary depression, which indeed has never happened before.

Weimar and other local examples of inflationary depressions are there, but we've never had one here, and we're never had a world wide one.

I was reading some predictions of this early this year. Looks like they were right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (Mzdiz)

104 Hey Hey we're the Monkee. . . .

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (AwPyG)

105 ALL you Math Nerds.

Into the Barrel.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (Rj4Ct)

106 Cheese prices have been pretty stable.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (oghdF)

107 Good. When the dollar is worth less than a popcorn fart, maybe people will wake up.

But I doubt it. Everyone wants a handout, from Gramps to the utes in kollege.

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2021 05:57 PM (R/m4+)

108 Doesn't matter what you call it. YOU ARE F U C K E D. Well and good.

Posted by: Jen Psackashiti at December 10, 2021 05:57 PM (iDcra)

109 We explained to him that a year ago, the price of gas averaged $1.38/gallon and he sputtered and resorted to his phone to try and prove us wrong. As though he had no memory of it, at all
Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM (AwPyG)
----
Sadly, he probably *doesn't* have any memory of it at all. When all of your knowledge and memory is contained in your phone instead of your head, you simply lack the ability to recall basic facts.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2021 05:57 PM (Ap6+r)

110 Weimar and other local examples of inflationary depressions are there, but we've never had one here, and we're never had a world wide one.

I was reading some predictions of this early this year. Looks like they were right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (Mzdiz)

Joe Biden: "The best way to WHIP inflation is to protect the Ukrainian border from those Trump-supporting Russians!"

Posted by: Thrawn at December 10, 2021 05:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

111 >4 divided by 9.
That's your percentage increase.
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM (Foq6I)

As you correctly posted, is ~44%. Which is more than 7.5%, as I said. Yeah, I didn't work out the math but knew in my head it was approaching 50%. I was pointing out that my coffee price went up significantly more than the GOP tweet numbers. Not sure why you're taking a victory lap over scolding me over something I said that was exactly correct. This place is weird some times.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:58 PM (cSs/W)

112 I told you the economy was going great under The Biden Plan. We smashed a 60 year old economic record in worker productivity.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (iDcra)

113
♪ Hey Hey we're the Monkee ♪

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM

So very, very bad.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (dQvv7)

114 No way in hell Brandon's approval rating is at 41%.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

115 Michael Nesmith has passed.

Posted by: f'd at December 10, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr)

Yes, I saw that, sad.

Caught the last train the Clarksville

Posted by: Archer at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (gmo/4)

116 Here's a nice math problem...one that those with savings or investments may appreciate...
If your portfolio loses 25%, how much of a portfolio gain do you need to get back even?

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (Foq6I)

117 I was reading some predictions of this early this year. Looks like they were right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (Mzdiz)

^this

Because we own the dollar.

Posted by: Golfman at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (hOMhY)

118 This place is weird some times.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 10, 2021 05:58 PM (cSs/W)

Just be glad you didn't fuck up your punctuation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (6FeV1)

119 "We don't care that your kid is non-socialized and clinically depressed because of their kindergarten experience. The vaccines are coming for them soon." EVEN THOUGH 5-11 YEAR OLDS ARE IN ZERO THREAT OF COVID.

My lord, I hate these people.

Posted by: red speck at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (gS3OW)

120 I whipped up a 15-bean soup with ham and garbanzos and it was *erratic hand gestures* delicious.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (BPuaD)

121 Biden's Comms "Actually" Strategy:
1) It doesn't actually exist.
2) It's not actually problem.
3) It's actually a good thing
4) It's actually the Republicans fault
5) You're actually a domestic terrorist for asking about it.

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (dYe5S)

122 4 divided by 9.
That's your percentage increase.
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:54 PM

Ok, Smartypants, what's 2 divided by love?

Posted by: The Grass Roots at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (a3Q+t)

123 And what was the predicate for the Weimar inflationary depression?
A massive (punitive) debt that Germany couldn't service.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (jTmQV)

124 103
We've never experienced an inflationary depression here in the US. We're gonna get one. And it will likely be a global one, a global inflationary depression, which indeed has never happened before.

Weimar and other local examples of inflationary depressions are there, but we've never had one here, and we're never had a world wide one.

I was reading some predictions of this early this year. Looks like they were right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (Mzdiz)

Well, what do you know.

Senile Joe is going to get his wish and be a Historical First President after all.

Congratulations! ~~Champagne~~ Fizzies on the house for everyone!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (OMayC)

125 >>> ALL you Math Nerds.

Into the Barrel.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 05:56 PM (Rj4Ct)

The greatest was this back and forth at some meathead weight lifter thread on how to calculate the number of workouts / week if you wanted to work a specific muscle group with two off days in between. It was classic. One of them came up with a fraction, and BOOM a mental explosion. I think some new axioms of discrete math never even conceived were thought up by the guys there. It was saved somewhere for posterity. Funny stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (IN3jG)

126 116 Here's a nice math problem...one that those with savings or investments may appreciate...
If your portfolio loses 25%, how much of a portfolio gain do you need to get back even?
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (Foq6I)

None, because you're a racist and don't deserve it.

Math is Easy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (6FeV1)

127 >>This place is weird some times.

That guy in the corner fucking the Toaster is harmless.

Also, A regular.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (Rj4Ct)

128 >>This place is weird some times.

It's a special day when it isn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (ZLI7S)

129 Remember that Michael Nesmith's mother invented liquid paper.

for those of us who had to type things on a typewriter.

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (AwPyG)

130 No way in hell Brandon's approval rating is at 41%.

=====

Alls I know, is it's more than 7.5%.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (sGnvY)

131 I used to think the Demofascts were just plain evil. Now, looking at Ace's video clips, I think they are evil and stupid both.

Hope our foreign adversaries cut us some slack and don't decide to annex California or New York or something, because we are in no position to fight back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (COPCI)

132 Enjoy the Biden Boom, everyone.

I think it is called the Biden Boom Boom. Because he makes "boom boom" all over the place.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (+LCoQ)

133 Dworkin Barimen

I'm not on you, in particular. It's just 6X higher than you posted.
Inflation, just in our food budget, is running about 33%, year to year. Bullshit on that 6.8% or whatever they're claiming.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 06:02 PM (Foq6I)

134
No way in hell Brandon's approval rating is at 41%.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM

Depends. What is the breakdown? If it's 80% Dems I'll buy it for a very short moment before drilling down into the ratios.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 06:02 PM (dQvv7)

135 >>> Ok, Smartypants, what's 2 divided by love?
Posted by: The Grass Roots at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM (a3Q+t)

A Shakespeare play?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 06:02 PM (IN3jG)

136 Not me!

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 06:02 PM (dQvv7)

137 This place is weird some times

A large part of its charm. That, and ace thinking he gets no respect for his amazeballs jokes

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 06:02 PM (AwPyG)

138 I reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally cannot stand that fake red head bitch. But I can totally see her in a Mao smock smiling that dead smile as she surveys the happy fun camps fill up.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 10, 2021 06:03 PM (nWxPx)

139
116 Here's a nice math problem...one that those with savings or investments may appreciate...
If your portfolio loses 25%, how much of a portfolio gain do you need to get back even?
Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (Foq6I)

33%

Posted by: Gref at December 10, 2021 06:03 PM (AMIL/)

140 "The #BuildBackBrandon Bill Would Add Three Trillion to the Deficit"

That's low-balling it, IMHO.

Posted by: gp Would Like To Speak To A Manager at December 10, 2021 06:03 PM (qpX6U)

141 >>That, and ace thinking he gets no respect for his amazeballs jokes

I think he learned his lesson and from now on will now put them in the Comments.

That way someone will read them.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 06:03 PM (Rj4Ct)

142 adding close italicans to sig

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 06:04 PM (IN3jG)

143 Uh-oh

Posted by: Golfman at December 10, 2021 06:04 PM (hOMhY)

144 With all the massive new regulations coming for new cars (passed in the last spendapalooza bill from last month), used cars are going to go up by a shit-ton more than the 31.4% shown above.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2021 06:04 PM (COPCI)

145 It's just 6X higher than you posted.

=====

The 7.5% number was from the RNC, in the content ("the pre-comment area") of the post.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (sGnvY)

146 I was told there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (nxdel)

147 114 No way in hell Brandon's approval rating is at 41%.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2021 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

It's been affected by inflation, just like everything else. To get the 2020 equivalent you need to divide by 6.8.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (VGRuw)

148 I'm going to say Biden's approval is likely at 31%. And that's being generous.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (88xKn)

149 33%
Posted by: Gref

Scary, ain't it?
What in hell can we invest in? Real estate? Yeah, and watch those property taxes zoom.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (Foq6I)

150
Ok, Smartypants, what's 2 divided by love?

Posted by: The Grass Roots at December 10, 2021 06:00 PM

I saw Brandi Love very narrowly divided by 2. Is that what you're asking?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (dQvv7)

151
From Shadow, the lastest CPI, calculated the way they did it pre-1980, is 14.9% YoY. That's the highest CPI level since 1947.

IOW, if we calculated inflation the way we did in the '70s, inflation is now worse than it was in the '70s.

And, see ZeroHedge, they're about to change the inflation calculation again to make this disappear.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (Mzdiz)

152 @138

I'm tellin' ya, she looks so much like Zuckerberg that it's eerie, down the the expression in her eyes.

It makes you think some of the conspiracy theories about Epstein breeding farms may be true.

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (AwPyG)

153 Aw come on man. All the news is telling you that inflation is due to covid and supply chain issues. You should believe them because awww oh you know the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (iDcra)

154 "massive new regulations coming for new cars "

Did I hear right: all new cars will have breathalyzers? That's not going to fly.

Posted by: gp Would Like To Speak To A Manager at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM (qpX6U)

155 Math nerd will solve the problem that I won't bother copying...

33 1/3%...which is not a secret code to encourage a group viewing of a Naked Gun movie...

Posted by: Nova local at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM (exHjb)

156 Hope our foreign adversaries cut us some slack and don't decide to annex California or New York or something, because we are in no position to fight back.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2021 06:01 PM (COPCI)

No. Please. Stop. Don't do that.

*doesn't move a muscle*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM (6FeV1)

157 There's a man singing high soprano. Seems odd.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM (eGTCV)

158 Expect a lot more shitbirds like this one to come crawling out of the woodwork

@FreeBeacon 5m

Meet the Republican Gubernatorial Candidate Who Founded a Left-Wing 'Social Justice' Magazine

Jesse Sullivan founded the magazine "One World," which has defended riots and abortion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM (1t5dY)

159 109 Sadly, he probably *doesn't* have any memory of it at all. When all of your knowledge and memory is contained in your phone instead of your head, you simply lack the ability to recall basic facts.

This is how my in sufferable daughter "debates" too. You're talking and she's googling. That, in itself, would be bad enough, but it's the accompanying arrogance and condescension that gets my blood pressure up.

Posted by: red speck at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM (gS3OW)

160 >>> I was told there would be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 10, 2021 06:05 PM (nxdel)

There isn't. That's the funniest part. And I'm off the clock. Like the Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog cartoon. I don't want to math anymore.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 06:07 PM (IN3jG)

161 But Biden's economy is BOOMING!

This will pay for itself with current inflation continuing. He'll, we might even make money on the deal.

Jenny P.

/s

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 10, 2021 06:07 PM (NW9xb)

162 But I can totally see her in a Mao smock smiling that dead smile as she surveys the happy fun camps fill up.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 10, 2021 06:03 PM (nWxPx)
============

I can totally see her in a Japanese uni sharpening a knife to cut some poor schmuck to pieces and eat his liver. With a good Chianti, no doubt.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2021 06:07 PM (COPCI)

163 What's scary is that crazy red-headed broad his kids--and I feel sorry for them.

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 10, 2021 06:07 PM (5Xtai)

164 "The #BuildBackBrandon Bill Would Add Three Trillion to the Deficit"

That's low-balling it, IMHO.
===

Obviously because the CBO as usual make any adjustments for the reactions of PEOPLE to the changes proposed in the Build Back Broke Bill. It will be more like $8 trillion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 10, 2021 06:07 PM (iDcra)

165 I like this joke so i'll repeat it in the comments so that people see it:

Below, this absolute brain surgeon requests total silence in the operating theater as she attempts an unprecedented triple bypass of the frontal-medial garbanzo lobe.
Posted by: ace

Is the garbanzo lobe the one that lights up when you flick the bean?

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2021 06:08 PM (P1f+c)

166 Things will only get better..entertainment-wise, when

Biden's brain leaks out of his ears and we get

Giggles the Dancing Bear as Preezy.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 10, 2021 06:08 PM (OMayC)

167 If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock n' roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band...

RIP Michael Nesmith.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 10, 2021 06:08 PM (R/m4+)

168 Two hats?

Who the fuck ever wears two hats outside?

Posted by: Y5 at December 10, 2021 06:09 PM (gTKIZ)

169 There's a man singing high soprano. Seems odd.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM

A man with no testicles perhaps?

Posted by: She Hobbit at December 10, 2021 06:09 PM (ftFVW)

170 This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 10, 2021 01:27 PM (5kI0z)

I've seen this comment enough to know that it's standard for most threads, so I brought it forward to add that every time I see it I hear Walter Sobchak screaming
"This is what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass!"
*procedes to break car windows*

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2021 06:09 PM (MFphb)

171 No. Please. Stop. Don't do that.

*doesn't move a muscle*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 10, 2021 06:06 PM (6FeV1)
==========
Was I hinting? No, not at all. Please don't annex California, Chairman Xi....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2021 06:09 PM (COPCI)

172 By the way what is with the whorw cuts in her sweater3

Ho bad do you need to show something off that you ruin a good sweater?

Fucking gunt

Posted by: Y5 at December 10, 2021 06:10 PM (gTKIZ)

173 Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

Not like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 10, 2021 06:10 PM (iDcra)

174 @158

project veritas exposed Alex Stovall for the same thing--pretending to be Republican. Caught him on tape, and everything.

Good for them, it may make some people think twice.

And Dr. Oz in Penn is a joke.

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 06:11 PM (AwPyG)

175 If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock n' roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band...

RIP Michael Nesmith.

Amen to that. Sorry to hear of his passing. Mickey.. last Monkee standing.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 10, 2021 06:11 PM (nxdel)

176 the irs is not looking for money, only enemies of the state.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 10, 2021 06:12 PM (b+v9B)

177 Jewells, Schmitt also sent cease-and-desist notices to the school districts that are holding on to mask mandates yesterday. All the ones with schools in KC sent out robocalls to parents pointing fingers at the city council for their masks. Supposedly "they don't expect" that mandate to be extended; so the masks should go away Jan 1. We shall see.

Schmitt is doing an excellent job of running for Senate from the MO AG office.

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at December 10, 2021 06:13 PM (ZSsrh)

178 Strong work this week, ace!!

Why don't you put up a Cafe Thread and then take the rest of the week off!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 06:13 PM (m45I2)

179 >>Who the fuck ever wears two hats outside?

I have a couple of woolies that are so itchy I wear them with a liner. Warm.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 06:14 PM (Rj4Ct)

180 ace's poetic prose, subtle japes, AND bat video finding abilities get mondo respect and appreciation amongst the cognoscenti.

His carpentry and Vespa riding skills don't seem to garner the same gravitas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2021 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)

181 So if you get a 5% raise, make $50K/yr and burn 20 gallons of gas a week to get to work. You get $70 more per week and it costs $50 more per week IN GAS ONLY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 10, 2021 06:14 PM (iDcra)

182 I like this joke so i'll repeat it in the comments so that people see it:
Below, this absolute brain surgeon requests total silence in the operating theater as she attempts an unprecedented triple bypass of the frontal-medial garbanzo lobe.

Posted by: ace at December 10, 2021 05:31 PM (0G13K)

Bwahahaha. She did not, however, stick the landing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 06:14 PM (wAnMi)

183 Man, this psaki bitch, I thought obama lied terribly, this (bad word for women) is a slippery eel of epic proportions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2021 06:15 PM (r5BVk)

184

Jen Pisshackey is Baghdad Barbie. Baghdad Bob has nothing on her. He gladly hands his crown to her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 10, 2021 06:15 PM (Mzdiz)

185 >>So if you get a 5% raise, make $50K/yr and burn 20 gallons of gas a week to get to work. You get $70 more per week and it costs $50 more per week IN GAS ONLY.

Wages are Up, Up, Up!

Posted by: Jim Kramer at December 10, 2021 06:15 PM (Rj4Ct)

186 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2021 05:34 PM (/U27+)

Hey Hadrian - I saw your comment about your career, and I wanted you to know you aren't alone in this feeling. Practicing law has taken far more from me than I ever got out of it. All the effort and work seems like a waste and the whole endeavor a sham. So I know where you're coming from.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 06:16 PM (II3Gr)

187
"Stay Safe."

I'm assuming Ace is using this ironically...or sarcastically.

I hate when people say this.
Stay Safe.

No. And Fuck You.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 06:16 PM (I9qiW)

188 Amen to that. Sorry to hear of his passing. Mickey.. last Monkee standing.
Posted by: Jewells45
___

Micky Dolenz is still vertical.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 06:16 PM (nzgeU)

189 You get $70 more per week and it costs $50 more per week IN GAS ONLY.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 10, 2021 06:14 PM (iDcra)

Whoa whoa, big guy. That $70/week is reduced by Fica, Futa, and withholding.
Guy's just got a cut in pay.

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 06:17 PM (Foq6I)

190 Guess he is.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 06:17 PM (nzgeU)

191 I'm, 'bout to get Fully InToxxed

With booster shots.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2021 06:17 PM (Bmy3R)

192 @183

The fun thing is that Tucker regularly calls out Psaki for lying.

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 06:17 PM (AwPyG)

193 Micky Dolenz is still vertical.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 06:16 PM (nzgeU)

I'm a believer.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2021 06:17 PM (88xKn)

194
Also, notice how the initials for the new leftist-nazi slogan "Stay Safe" is SS?

"Stay safe" is the Democrats' new sig heil.

SS = stay safe

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 06:18 PM (I9qiW)

195 >>I have a couple of woolies that are so itchy I wear them with a liner. Warm.

Two wolves. Two hats.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2021 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

196
"Randy Rouse Git" by Mickey Dolenz is a cool little tune.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 06:18 PM (I9qiW)

197
I remember boy/girl parties of my youth. I was a nice guy and when a girl had the event I'd always bring an album. I brought a Monkee's album to a girl that looked like Cheryl Burke from DWTS. She seemed pleased.

End of memory.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 06:18 PM (dQvv7)

198 I look at Stay Safe exactly like I would Take Care

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2021 06:18 PM (2JoB8)

199
"Stay safe" is the Democrats' new sig heil.

Hard to do thanks to them

Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Guy at December 10, 2021 06:18 PM (Q1i0Y)

200 It's mildly depressing when I've come so close to hitting numbers I'd hoped for to retire, only to suddenly have it be nowhere near what I need, assuming inflation continues at this pace.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 06:19 PM (wAnMi)

201 Wonderful Counselor the Mighty God, the Prince of Peace is not referring to Fauci.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 06:19 PM (eGTCV)

202 Looks like Trump changed his diet. That's the right message. I also appreciate Biden's lifelong commitment to fitness. Obama's smoking, not so much. - Scott Adams

Still a douche.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 10, 2021 06:19 PM (GYllL)

203
If the economy is so fucking Stronk, then why the fuck do we need to "build back better" anything??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 06:20 PM (I9qiW)

204 Wonderful Counselor the Mighty God, the Prince of Peace is not referring to Fauci.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 10, 2021 06:20 PM (nzgeU)

205 Expert issues grave warning that 32,000 Americans who think they'll be alive to celebrate Christmas and New Years will be DEAD by year's end.

Posted by: f'd at December 10, 2021 06:20 PM (Tnijr)

206 have a couple of woolies that are so itchy I wear them with a liner. Warm

That is not two hats and nobody needs two hats in DC, except for weird sex

Posted by: Y5 at December 10, 2021 06:21 PM (gTKIZ)

207 The inflationary spike was caused by two things:

1) unchecked and uncalled for quantitative easing (ie flooding $$ into the economy) and
2) the rising cost of energy and petroleum products due to Punchy's demented and thoughtless climate change agenda chasing energy production out of America...

Every other consumer product price increases flowed from these two retarded policies of Punchy and his Keystone Kommie Klowns staff.

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2021 06:21 PM (5iUNf)

208 I remember boy/girl parties of my youth. I was a nice guy and when a girl had the event I'd always bring an album. I brought a Monkee's album to a girl that looked like Cheryl Burke from DWTS. She seemed pleased.

End of memory.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 06:18 PM (dQvv7)

Didn't go to any such parties as a youth. Extremely sheltered. Stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

209 If the economy is so fucking Stronk, then why the fuck do we need to "build back better" anything??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 06:20 PM (I9qiW)

I prefer "Put it back the way it was."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2021 06:21 PM (Q1i0Y)

210 It has been obvious that this report has been coming ever since Nancy tossed all the junk into the trunk just before Thanksgiving. That's the moment when we can say that the BBB died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2021 06:21 PM (trdmm)

211 By the way, never wear a balaclava that is not wool or nomex

Posted by: Y5 at December 10, 2021 06:22 PM (gTKIZ)

212 >>Looks like Trump changed his diet. That's the right message. I also appreciate Biden's lifelong commitment to fitness. Obama's smoking, not so much. - Scott Adams

Suck a dick, Adams.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2021 06:22 PM (Rj4Ct)

213 too many takers, not enough makers. at some point, it becomes a death spiral.

Posted by: x at December 10, 2021 06:22 PM (oA+QO)

214 If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there's a rock n' roll heaven
Well you know they've got a hell of a band...

RIP Michael Nesmith.

Amen to that. Sorry to hear of his passing. Mickey.. last Monkee standing.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 10, 2021 06:11 PM (nxdel)

I saw him a couple of times at the local Safeway in Carmel Valley and the breakfast spot mid-valley - not sure if he was still living there recently. Apparently, lots of hollywood types retired or live there, although my Mother was the only one who recognized most of them, save for Michael.

Oh, and of course Clint - saw him at the bar at the Mission Ranch half a dozen times easy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 06:22 PM (wAnMi)

215 205 Expert issues grave warning that 32,000 Americans who think they'll be alive to celebrate Christmas and New Years will be DEAD by year's end.
Posted by: f'd at December 10, 2021 06:20 PM (Tnijr)

Well, one out of two ain't bad

Posted by: It's me donna at December 10, 2021 06:22 PM (Q1i0Y)

216 The Biden Boom is very real although it surprised me at first.

Posted by: Camilla Parker Bowles at December 10, 2021 06:22 PM (nLrWw)

217
Man, this psaki bitch, I thought obama lied terribly, this (bad word for women) is a slippery eel of epic proportions.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2021 06:15 PM

She comes from the Hillary Clinton side of the left. Does that make it easier to understand? Lying is easier then breathing for them.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (dQvv7)

218 Catherine yes, he's been outstanding!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (nxdel)

219 I liked ace's joke. I even read it inn the content. And I don't know where the garbanzo lobe is, but if you hummus a few bars I'll fake it.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (m45I2)

220
Yeah, no shit.

the biden boom-boom

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (I9qiW)

221 Times like this I have to remind myself that a sizable portion of the 'Biden votes' are fake ballots, from dead people still on the roles, imaginary friends the Dems registered in states set up to allow the commies to register imaginary people and of course ballots filled in on behalf of registered voters who never actually vote.

Still plenty of live greedy idiots CHOSE this. And for them I'm almost glad that things are going to get quite a bit worse before they *maybe* get better.

Posted by: paleRider at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (3cGpq)

222 ALL you Math Nerds.

Into the Barrel.
Posted by: garrett

Well, hmph! Glad i was otherwise occupied and didn't read the content ( sorry ace ) or the comments.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (IJES/)

223 Expert issues grave warning that 32,000 Americans who think they'll be alive to celebrate Christmas and New Years will be DEAD by year's end.
Posted by: f'd at December 10, 2021 06:20 PM (Tnijr)

Normal deaths/ year, USA- 2.8 million. So, he's saying excess deaths, or he's a (small m) moron?

Posted by: MkY at December 10, 2021 06:24 PM (Foq6I)

224 Michael Nesmith was often shown in a stocking cap or toque.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 06:24 PM (eGTCV)

225 224 Michael Nesmith was often shown in a stocking cap or toque.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 06:24 PM (eGTCV)

That's one toque over the line.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 06:25 PM (II3Gr)

226 200 clutch cargo it's a shame to amass FU money only to be anal raped by delibrate degrading of the currency.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 10, 2021 06:25 PM (L9P9s)

227 Nood, quick hits

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 10, 2021 06:25 PM (TNyrE)

228 And I don't know where the garbanzo lobe is, but if you hummus a few bars I'll fake it.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (m45I2)

Quinoa it when i see it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 10, 2021 06:25 PM (IJES/)

229 Didn't go to any such parties as a youth. Extremely sheltered. Stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

Mom gave me a birthday party once when I was about 10 or 11. There was s foot of snow that morning. Two people came. No birthday for me parties until I was 60. That was a surprise.

Posted by: Javems at December 10, 2021 06:25 PM (AmoqO)

230 Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 06:23 PM (m45I2)

I couldn't figure out a hummus joke, of course you figured it out.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 10, 2021 06:25 PM (wAnMi)

231 @221

Met with some old friends last weekend--haven't seen since the before times.

Nice people, religious, fairly conservative.

Neither one had ever entertained the idea that the covid pandemic was related to the election. Not at all.

It was really interesting, and a little disheartening.

Posted by: artemis at December 10, 2021 06:26 PM (AwPyG)

232

SS =1919

You know what else happened in 1919?

Ha! Never thought of that did you, deplorable rubes!

Posted by: Dr. A. Fauci, Malignant Gnome at December 10, 2021 06:26 PM (Niw4Z)

233 Eng/Chang - one shirt, two hats, four shoes.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2021 06:26 PM (m45I2)

234 I only received a 1% raise last year and I took on an extra gig teaching a class...The net result is only a few hundred extra dollars a month as most of it is consumed with taxes, insurance, and retirement benefits. I guess it lets me feed my book habit, but not much else...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 10, 2021 06:26 PM (Ap6+r)

235 Micky Dolenz is still vertical.
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Circus Boy!

Posted by: dartist at December 10, 2021 06:26 PM (+ya+t)

236 My net income has gone down. Health insurance is a joke I pay a lot and get crap. My city's property tax rocketed up, nearly wiped out what I saved in financing. Everything together has all wiped out any raises year to year. And it's only going to get worse. My 401K is going like gangbusters. But that's not going to be safe from the crash that's coming. I'm starting to diversify into crypto, I know probably dumb, but I know SS is bullshit I'll never see that. I have to try something. And I know I'm doing better than a vast percentage of this country. Where we're going money isn't going to save us.

(you are here) Weak men create hard times.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2021 06:26 PM (IN3jG)

237
Things will only get better..entertainment-wise, when
Biden's brain leaks out of his ears and we get
Giggles the Dancing Bear as Preezy.
Posted by: naturalfake

Evil Con Carne

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2021 06:27 PM (63Dwl)

238 That's one toque over the line.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 06:25 PM (II3Gr)

Lol

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 06:27 PM (eGTCV)

239 It's an Expert's prediction so I give it the credence it deserves.

Posted by: f'd at December 10, 2021 06:27 PM (Tnijr)

240 It's the Biden Boom, Boom, Boom.
Out go the lights.

Posted by: Cosda at December 10, 2021 06:27 PM (NJUUr)

241 The Horde should have a cyber carol sing ending with The Hallelujah Chorus.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 10, 2021 06:28 PM (eGTCV)

242
Didn't go to any such parties as a youth. Extremely sheltered. Stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 10, 2021 06:21 PM

Ah, that's a shame. I don't know what value they ever had in my personal experience. It's not like I ever gained any insight into the workings of the female mind. But teenage girls felt nice to slow dance with.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 10, 2021 06:30 PM (dQvv7)

243 In many cultures, Capt. Chickpea is relieved of his command before the boat get a proper christening.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 10, 2021 06:30 PM (BPuaD)

244 Well, here's a wrinkle that the SDNY isn't going to like - a federal judge in TX has ruled that there is no qualified immunity for prosecutors if they purposefully omit key facts to obtain an arrest or search warrant...Mr. James O'Keefe to the white courtesy phone please...

Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2021 06:31 PM (5iUNf)

245 My daughter and son-in-law haven't had a vehicle in over a year.

SIL rides to work with his coworkers; Daughter is a SAHM homeschooling mom to their two kids.

She told me today she doesn't know how they'll afford anything with prices up so much.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Stealth Account at December 10, 2021 06:40 PM (nBNUK)

246 "do they not intend for those programs to last the full 10 years?" Manchin asked
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They expect them to last forever. The only thing Democrats ever sunset are tax reductions.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at December 10, 2021 06:43 PM (l7udz)

247 .... Or its to con WV voters. They present a bill too ridiculous to succeed, but Manchin gets to pretend he stood the line. Its just like the number of times Murky voted to repeal Obamacare.

Biden just has to be bad enough to get conservatives to settle for the next crypto-liberal the GOP-e puts up.

Posted by: Karen at December 10, 2021 07:39 PM (kR4od)

248 A trillion here, a trillion there, and soon every Lefturd congressman gets a 25 million dollar estate. So what's wrong with social justice?

Posted by: Harry at December 10, 2021 07:53 PM (EcD5Y)

249 Psaki paraphrased - I've got a kid in school, and they take snacks and lunches outside. Right? Right? Right?

Someone Factcheck this annoying ginger Bint, please ??

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