Double Dooce Cafe

from @baddesignbot_

Rehabilitating a paralyzed dog to walk again.

Peakaboo!

Relaxing: Wolf in wet snow.

Cat burglar.

Two weasels doing some kind of heist. Except one does all the work and one shows up afterwards to share the booty.

Dog in an agility contest says YOLO and just does whatever he wants which is to lose, and lose hard.

I haven't seen this many butts since the anniversary edition of Butts Magazine.

You know how it's creepy when vampires just spider-climb up walls?

It's almost as creepy when squirrels do it.

GAINZZZ.

Spotter GAINZZZ.

Ultimate backyard Hot Wheels racetrack.

No wait -- this is a real Hot Wheels track, sized up so a child can ride in it.

Inman: He says this shows cops in Peru going through a neighborhood to force people to take vaccinations.

I don't know the context of the video myself.

Trumpet plays Taps.

Barbershop shootout (content warning for actual shooting).

Snowy Colorado.. pic.twitter.com/KdtfkrYxx5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 29, 2021

First steps of a baby giraffe.. pic.twitter.com/Fv6SNzCdDp
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 23, 2021

Bedtime stories.. 😴 pic.twitter.com/XW22ZvGvvL
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 29, 2021

Snowy train ride through the Harz Mountains, Germany.. 🚂 pic.twitter.com/8jz8GPLIak
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 28, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 07:22 PM (S2A35)

2 Welcome to late fall.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

3 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 07:22 PM (S2A35)

4 Should I nood?

No. Let's see how long it takes the others to figure it out.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (S2A35)

5 Except one does all the work and one shows up afterwards to share the booty.

Married couple?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (II3Gr)

6 Robert

How is the driving? Hope the rubber side stays down, and you have all your tie-down straps.

Ya know; a former frequent commenter and author started driving a bus after his bitter divorce. He was quoted in an entire article on bus driving recently on PJ media.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

7 Harry Potter's childhood toilet?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (2RBkF)

8 Not bus, big rig. Old Navy Poet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

9 Someone needs to explain that picture at the top... maybe that Escher dude.

Posted by: PabloD at December 02, 2021 07:26 PM (i5laF)

10 Kratu the dog marches to the sound of a different drummer.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 07:26 PM (mNhhD)

11 "Someone needs to explain that picture at the top... maybe that Escher dude."

Crappy design.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

12 How many people will die attempting to climb Toilet Mountain?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 07:28 PM (mNhhD)

13 Whoever put that toilet in must have been plumb crazy.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:28 PM (Tnijr)

14 Yeah the little hand made roller coaster thing is cool until you see the little guy is WEARING A #$(@# MASK and its even outdoors!!?!?!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:28 PM (KZzsI)

15 Room is from some elite liberal, obsessed with showing his crap.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

16
See why I love Winter?

Summer is for jerkoffs and losers.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 07:29 PM (84jfY)

17 Squirrels do that on my house daily.

Also why I know I need to get a new scope.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 07:29 PM (wAnMi)

18 Are those foldup attic stairs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:29 PM (LtGlA)

19 Snowy Colorado Pics?

Ohhhh... DINNER!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:30 PM (oHd/0)

20 That train ride. I love those videos. My aunt had a bunch of them I now inherited and they are so super relaxing to watch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

21 Good news, everybody! President Biden has fixed inflation.

Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
Gas prices steadily falling since Biden signed the infrastructure bill and fixed inflation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 07:30 PM (FVME7)

22
It's supposed to be 66 here on Monday.

It was 54 today, so I washed the cars and disconnected the hose for the Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (84jfY)

23 Ya know; a former frequent commenter and author started driving a bus after his bitter divorce. He was quoted in an entire article on bus driving recently on PJ media.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

Salty!

See, I've done enough customer facing jobs that I no longer want to deal with others. First passenger that pissed me off I'd threaten to drive head on into a brick wall. I hate people.

Let us pray.

Dear LAWD! For the sake of your glorious creation please let me never work with people ever again.

Amen!

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (S2A35)

24 First steps of a baby giraffe..

===

awwwwww

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (V13WU)

25 That terlit...why???

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (Bmy3R)

26 I REALLY want to know the story behind that first picture.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 02, 2021 07:32 PM (5p7BC)

27 I wish I had my Hot Wheels and track still

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 07:32 PM (2JoB8)

28 RE: Hot Wheels tracks -

The open-world racing video game Forza Horizon 3 had an add-on that was a bunch of Hot Wheels tracks sized up for real-world vehicles.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2021 07:32 PM (ZMVGU)

29 Atlanta has a new leader. Mayor Dickens. Kumala's on a plane now, heading down to say hello to his little friend.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 07:32 PM (mNhhD)

30 Gas prices steadily falling since Biden signed the infrastructure bill and fixed inflation.

I thought they hadn't voted on it yet in the Senate?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

31 Enjoy this video of a duck running back and forth on a wood floor. Sound up to hear the feet slaps.

https://bit.ly/31nBZwz

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 07:33 PM (sG4Hj)

32 Dear LAWD! For the sake of your glorious creation please let me never work with people ever again.

Amen!
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (S2A35)

Amen and amen, Brother Robert

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 07:33 PM (II3Gr)

33 yeah, trains in germany, either armored for the furher or hauling to the camps, either way, should be avoided

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:33 PM (K3ZCc)

34 I hiked in shorts and a tank top today in non-snowy Colorado. It was 72.

Still nice out at only one mile high.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:34 PM (Bmy3R)

35 The giraffe's first step ending in a faceplant. Welcome to life, buckaroo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 07:34 PM (7cRTM)

36 From last thread:
You know how you know it's a state guard and not a National Guard?

Age 18 to 67 (can serve to the age of 70)
Good Health, VA disabilities are reviewable
Pass criminal background check
Valid Texas Drivers License
Prior Military Service NOT required

https://bit.ly/3EfnIjI

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 07:34 PM (uXonU)

37 I've seen that wolf video before, long ago. I think it's in a zoo.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 07:35 PM (0hbQ6)

38 Gas prices always fall in winter dipshit. The EPA lets us mix butane into gasoline and ppl drive less.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 07:35 PM (7cRTM)

39 There are children's toilets made, I suspect that's what that top picture is. Did bathrooms at a YMCA and plan called for them so did blocking of bars and such but also for full size, luckily they didn't get children's size toilets though it was for a dedicated children's area as toilet stall had no doors but boys and girls areas.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 07:36 PM (2JoB8)

40 Snowy train ride through the Harz Mountains, Germany..

==

T34 work just as well

-The Red Army

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)

41 Who hasn't been in the middle of walking up or down the stairs and said to themselves, "I need to pee. Right now."

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 07:36 PM (mNhhD)

42 I hiked in shorts and a tank top today in non-snowy Colorado.

tanktop = wife beater

tomato tomato

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:37 PM (K3ZCc)

43 Who hasn't been in the middle of walking up or down the stairs and said to themselves, "I need to pee. Right now."

==

and I do, freely !

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 07:37 PM (V13WU)

44 I would also like to know the story behind the picture at the top, and I would also like to subscribe to the designer's newsletter.

I suspect it would be a hoot.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 02, 2021 07:37 PM (lXZ2r)

45 Someone needs to explain that picture at the top... maybe that Escher dude.
~~~
My first thought is that the designer heard "you know, the cute little bathroom tucked under the stairs" and then really had no idea how to get there.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:38 PM (IDhUW)

46 Robert

May you be safe on the road, with flawless backups.

Remember, you are on the cutting edge of national logistics. You matter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:38 PM (u82oZ)

47 Could be the camera perspective, but the risers on those stairs look too steep to conform to US code.

I suspect that's some kinda foreign tiny-apartment like in Japan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:38 PM (Bmy3R)

48 Realtor: How many bathrooms does your house have on each floor?

Seller with toilet on stairs: Uh...

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 07:39 PM (mNhhD)

49 omeone needs to explain that picture at the top

ace has finished his shelves

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:39 PM (K3ZCc)

50 Stopping an attempted carjacking...

https://tinyurl.com/22kj9bx4

NSFW, as we care about that now.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:39 PM (UHVv4)

51
That terlit...why???
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Forget it Guy, it's Boulder town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 07:39 PM (63Dwl)

52 Wife-beaters are "A-Shirts."

Tighter and thinner than tank tops. More of a t-shirt.

That's my story and I'm stickin' too it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:40 PM (Bmy3R)

53 That baby giraffe is adorable.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 07:40 PM (ZLI7S)

54 Dear LAWD! For the sake of your glorious creation please let me never work with people ever again.

Amen!
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (S2A35)

~~~
Huh, maybe I need to take up truck driving.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:40 PM (IDhUW)

55 My guess as said it's a non functioning toilet

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 07:41 PM (2JoB8)

56 AmericanKestrel

And here I thought you were full of humane kindness and sunshine. I had no idea.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

57 We have a lurker here whose nic I cannot remember. Real initials are RS in VA, and he wanted a rosary for his wife, who is in the Legion of Mary. I made it and sent it out, but got it back today as "Unclaimed, Unable to Forward."

I'm hoping he sees this, or one of you knows him. I'll hold on to it for a bit in case he can give me a better address.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 02, 2021 07:43 PM (JJatH)

58
I thought they hadn't voted on it yet in the Senate?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You're thinking of BBB. The infrastructure thing was passed by both houses and signed by Joe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

59
There a lady who sure
To stop by the commode
At the toilet
On the stairway
To heaven

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

60 My guess as said it's a non functioning toilet

Doesn't appear to have any plumbing but its hard to tell exactly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

61 Joe Biden loaded Crockett's musket at the Alamo.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 02, 2021 07:43 PM (QZ/dC)

62 I'd hate to have the runs and try to get to that shitter !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2021 07:44 PM (M+Lyo)

63 Those deer in CO better hope the meat in local grocery stores does not get too high, or non-existent.

The meat dept. can get high in CO, not the displayed meat. Added for clarification.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

64 My guess as said it's a non functioning toilet
Posted by: Skip

No such thing. Ask any terlit display (on the floor) in Lowes where the lid is not screwed down tight.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:44 PM (mD/uy)

65 I see some bad stairs risin'
There's a bathroom on the left.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:45 PM (Bmy3R)

66 My guess as said it's a non functioning toilet
----------------------
Yes, I think it's supposed to be artistic or an 'architectural statement'.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

67 I thought they hadn't voted on it yet in the Senate?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2021 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

It was voted on and the GOPe helped it pass - but it hasn't been funded - but the GOPe will cave on that debt ceiling raise tomorrow - so yeah, McCarthy and McConnell, looking out for you!

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 07:46 PM (5iUNf)

68 Salty
Your kindness comes through in your comments every day. It is noticed.

God blessed me with a skill set very different from my natural inclinations.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:46 PM (IDhUW)

69 Wife-beaters are "A-Shirts.
------------
Used to be called dago T's. I wonder when that changed.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 07:46 PM (+ya+t)

70 Trim up the sides and back and take a little off of the top.

Blam! Blam! Blam!

Never mind...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2021 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

71 It's a statement about the patriarchy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:46 PM (LtGlA)

72 54 Dear LAWD! For the sake of your glorious creation please let me never work with people ever again.

Amen!
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 07:31 PM (S2A35)

~~~
Huh, maybe I need to take up truck driving.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Y'all may be onto something there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 07:46 PM (dbmxA)

73 You guys do see the fold up floor panel for the step to the bathroom, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Joe Biden pushed FDR's wheelchair at Yalta.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 02, 2021 07:47 PM (QZ/dC)

75 Who hasn't been in the middle of walking up or down the stairs and said to themselves, "I need to pee. Right now."
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 07:36 PM (mNhhD)

Look at the pitch of those stairs. Damned near vertical!

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 02, 2021 07:47 PM (Foq6I)

76 The FBI says a genetics testing company with tens of millions of dollars in federal contracts is most likely providing Americans' health data to China.

The agency told Los Angeles County officials last week it had obtained "very concerning information" about Fulgent Genetics, a California-based firm founded by Chinese-American billionaire Ming Hsieh. Los Angeles County sheriff Alex Villanueva said the FBI warned him and other county officials that Fulgent likely shares the health data it collects with the Chinese government.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:47 PM (UHVv4)

77 Seriously, Joe Biden in the 6 Day War? When is enough, enough?

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 02, 2021 07:48 PM (QZ/dC)

78 "Yes, I think it's supposed to be artistic or an 'architectural statement'.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) "

If so it stinks. It appears to be functioning though when you lower the trap door. There appears to be a shower or sauna off to the left. What are those controls on the wall?

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

79 I thought they hadn't voted on it yet in the Senate?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

You're thinking of BBB. The infrastructure thing was passed by both houses and signed by Joe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

Senate is probably caving on the debt ceiling.

The 'War Turtle' told the Senate that it would be horrible for the Government to run out of money... so they had to give the dems what they wanted.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

80 The agency told Los Angeles County officials last week it had obtained "very concerning information" about Fulgent Genetics, a California-based firm founded by Chinese-American billionaire Ming Hsieh. Los Angeles County sheriff Alex Villanueva said the FBI warned him and other county officials that Fulgent likely shares the health data it collects with the Chinese government.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:47 PM (UHVv4)

This should not be any surprise to anyone.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 07:49 PM (II3Gr)

81 What are those controls on the wall?
Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

Lights and old school dimmer switch?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

82 From the nobody gives a shit but me Dept. I'm doin a happy dance because I finally got that pin out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:49 PM (+buuv)

83 Looks like a timer.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:50 PM (Tnijr)

84 I think the cats in those situp videos are trying to lick something but not quite getting there.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 07:50 PM (LVgqo)

85 Yay Ben Had! What did the trick?

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:50 PM (Tnijr)

86 nurse ratched

You can set up a mobile trauma center in the trailer, and minister to those in flyover land that can't be seen unvaxed in a hospital.

Your Story: Traveling nurse. Add some hunky male orderlies that are normals, and that workout a lot. Shirtless.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

87 The FBI says a genetics testing company with tens of millions of dollars in federal contracts is most likely providing Americans' health data to China.
~~~
Brought to you by the rare and elusive ham and egger agent.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:50 PM (IDhUW)

88 I bookmark design sights that feature major fails in construction or interior design, it's truly frightening some of the things people do - they're not just in other countries. Like a guy that got locked in his shower, because the cat opened a drawer that kept the shower door from being opened. Sadly, I see a lot of this shit when I'm shooting listings.

Regarding Ace's post: Strangely, staircases and bathrooms tend to collide far more than you'd expect. I'm not quite sure why, it's just one of those cosmic mysteries.

One of my favorite sites:
https://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

This is a combination of bad photographs, bad designs, bad interiors and bad taste that wound up on the listing services. You will be entertained.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 07:50 PM (wAnMi)

89 It could be one of those, "I turned this old silo into a house" type things.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2021 07:51 PM (4thlk)

90 the FBI warned him and other county officials that Fulgent likely shares the health data it collects with the Chinese government.
Posted by: andycanuck

Nah, couldn't be!
-- Diane Feinstein

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:51 PM (mD/uy)

91 Used to be called dago T's. I wonder when that changed.
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 07:46 PM (+ya+t)

As a guinea who grew up in a heavily-Italian 'hood, I can certainly attest. We all wore 'em. All the better to show off the ubiquitous St. Christopher Medal, the Horn to ward off the mal'occh' and the gold cross on a gold chain.

In the particular street style of my era, unless it was real hot out, we usually wore a dress shirt over top, untucked, unbuttoned or just the bottom few buttons buttoned, sleeves rolled up. I don't know. A street version of "adult" wear, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2021 07:51 PM (Bmy3R)

92
From the nobody gives a shit but me Dept. I'm doin a happy dance because I finally got that pin out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:49 PM

YAY!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2021 07:51 PM (DUIap)

93 You guys do see the fold up floor panel for the step to the bathroom, right?

Lol, I know you're not new here.

Posted by: Bosk at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (x6uUk)

94 The climbing cat looks like it was going for a cockroach or some other huge insect.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (LVgqo)

95 The Hot Wheels track by Backyard Racing was cool until I had a flashback of getting my ass whooped with them 3 foot sections of orange track back in the day when I was a kid. I had the shortest track of all the kids in the neighborhood.

Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (0jZnq)

96 Could that shitter be on a boat ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (M+Lyo)

97 From the nobody gives a shit but me Dept. I'm doin a happy dance because I finally got that pin out.
Posted by: Ben Had

See - I told you that the proper application of swear words in two/three languages would do the trick.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (mD/uy)

98
It could be one of those, "I turned this old silo into a house" type things.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2021 07:51 PM

my first thought was it's in a lighthouse

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (DUIap)

99 AmericanKestrel

Aww.

You give feedback to the clueless with a cordless hole puncher with metal sized with a 4 in the front? And you want to continue being a ballet dancer? Did I get this right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

100 You guys do see the fold up floor panel for the step to the bathroom, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Too late !

Posted by: Joe Depends Bidien at December 02, 2021 07:53 PM (M+Lyo)

101 f'd, a continual dousing with a product called Deep Creep and banging on it with a hammer.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:53 PM (+buuv)

102 @buitengebieden does have some really cute animal videos but it appears he is super leftist... unless I'm reading it wrong.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 07:53 PM (UUBmN)

103 The FBI says a genetics testing company with tens of millions of dollars in federal contracts is most likely providing Americans' health data to China.
~~~
Brought to you by the rare and elusive ham and egger agent.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 07:50 PM (IDhUW

More likely the company didn't pay their protection money to the FBI so the feds outed them.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 02, 2021 07:53 PM (aghXp)

104 I'm so happy- the drinks are on me!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:54 PM (+buuv)

105 Drove over the road for over three years. Enjoyed it.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 07:54 PM (A8pKz)

106 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

✨
✨
✨

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

107 What did the trick?
Posted by: f

Figured out you have to squeeze the handl and pull the pin at the same time,

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:55 PM (K3ZCc)

108 That's the Sea Foam stuff.I haven't tried it.

Posted by: f'd at December 02, 2021 07:55 PM (Tnijr)

109 🥃
🥃
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

110 the thing is, why would somebody wear a wife beater as an undershirt, is does nothing that an undershirt should

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:55 PM (K3ZCc)

111
Seriously, Joe Biden in the 6 Day War? When is enough, enough?
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts

If Joe hadn't butted in it would only have lasted 3 days.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 07:55 PM (63Dwl)

112 The 'War Turtle' told the Senate that it would be horrible for the Government to run out of money... so they had to give the dems what they wanted.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

Opinion: If you took every asshole that deserved to be dragged to death by a pick up truck, and every pick up truck in the USA, we'd be short quite a few pick up trucks.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 07:56 PM (wAnMi)

113 Happy Day Ben!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 07:56 PM (axyOa)

114 Drove over the road for over three years. Enjoyed it.
Posted by: J

isn't this the same thing as frogger?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:56 PM (K3ZCc)

115 the thing is, why would somebody wear a wife beater as an undershirt, is does nothing that an undershirt should
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:55 PM (K3ZCc)

Thug life

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2021 07:57 PM (M+Lyo)

116 How conVEENient to have to bring the floor down in front of the toilet every time you need to pee.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 07:57 PM (mNhhD)

117 OK...so what does it mean when I see a "Remember Her" photo on the margin here and I've no idea who the eff she is?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 07:57 PM (axyOa)

118 isn't this the same thing as frogger?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 07:56 PM (K3ZCc)

Not sure what a frogger is, unless it is a person who gigs frogs.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (A8pKz)

119 Seriously, Joe Biden in the 6 Day War? When is enough, enough?
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts

I sailed a tank in that war !

Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)

120 In the particular street style of my era, unless it was real hot out, we usually wore a dress shirt over top, untucked, unbuttoned or just the bottom few buttons buttoned, sleeves rolled up. I don't know. A street version of "adult" wear, I guess.
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With "baggies" and black straw shoes with nylon socks. Also those shirts with the 2 little pockets in front for a zippo and a pack of Lucky's.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (+ya+t)

121 Juxtaposition. Art.

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (taPSh)

122 Diogenes

Unlike the rest of the world, the Horde has learned by bitter experience to not click on unknown links.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

123 Not sure what a frogger is, unless it is a person who gigs frogs.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (A8pKz)

it's an 80s video game. Get off our lawn

Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (M+Lyo)

124 If so it stinks.
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See?? It worked!

What are those controls on the wall?
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If it's a room thermostat and two dimmer light-switches, then it's shoulder-height. And the flowers are on the floor??

Okay, I give up and am going to image search it.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (UHVv4)

125 Biden's tank mates had a shitty job.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (LtGlA)

126 If Joe hadn't butted in it would only have lasted 3 days.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 07:55 PM (63Dwl)

He liberated Jerusalem.. Twice ! Once in 1099 and then in 1967.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (V13WU)

127 /drops retard sock

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (V13WU)

128 Salty, dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:00 PM (+buuv)

129 runner

You are too smart to pose as Biden. LGB.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

130 Seriously, Joe Biden in the 6 Day War? When is enough, enough?
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts

I sailed a tank in that war !
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)

Sniper fire!

Posted by: Hillary at December 02, 2021 08:00 PM (vFBU8)

131 104 I'm so happy- the drinks are on me!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:54 PM (+buuv)

I'm happy for you. Not sure why but I am none the less. Cheers!

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 08:00 PM (A8pKz)

132 Today's date 12022021

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (h1jJh)

133 Well, after a convo with the neighbor before work this am, I found out all that heavy equip. is because they are replacing the sewer line. For only 8 houses. Because that's all the city can afford. Fckrs already broke someone's water line. If they break my pipe, it's my problem. Don't have city water. Fkn city annexed us after we voted NO back in the 90's.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (qpolg)

134 There is a website called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs, and it documents truly horrible design and remodeling decisions. Oddly placed toilets are a big one.

never seen a crapper with a drawbridge though

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (ZMraq)

135 You think you're avoiding people when trucking? You're being mandated and monitored all day and night. You got a camera pointed at you to make sure you're not dozing off, you got an electronic log thing and if it says you started your day a minute too soon, you''ll soon be surrounded by people.

It's why I quit 3 years ago.

Posted by: yep at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (oj8ZP)

136
You give feedback to the clueless with a cordless hole puncher with metal sized with a 4 in the front? And you want to continue being a ballet dancer? Did I get this right?
~~~
*toothy grin here*

Close ~ I analyze ratio of sensibility to verbosity in humans while I want to analyze the paths of bumblebees.

(please let teej know we would love to see him back here)

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (IDhUW)

137 That baby giraffe is adorable.
Posted by: JackStraw

"Baby Giraffe" is SF Giants 1B Brandon Belt's nickname. Though, MLB went lock-out yesterday since the collective bargaining agreement expired and the union is playing hardball (NPI). With the economy going Jimmy Carter on steroids + all the other stuff that wasn't wrecking life during that time, things gonna get interesting.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (KAi1n)

138 I sailed a tank in that war !
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)

I thought that read soiled a tank which I believed.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

139 but what he did say (in the 1970s)

Israel's Channel 13 reported last year on the existence of a leaked classified senior Israeli official memo regarding the meeting, detailing how Biden told Meir that Israel's Six-Day War capture of the West Bank and Gaza Strip was akin to "creeping annexation."..Biden had proposed that Israel, as the dominant military force, initiate peace by withdrawing from areas without strategic importance. "

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:02 PM (V13WU)

140 Javems, it means I can now put that stall wall back up and get on with the repainting of my barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:02 PM (+buuv)

141 I love that agility video! The best thing is when he grabs the bar and runs off with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 08:03 PM (5HBd1)

142 Ben Had

The MoMeet liquor table can supply a thirsty division of Marines or sailors.

Not the Air Force, because you don't have enough tiny paper umbrellas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

143 You guys do see the fold up floor panel for the step to the bathroom, right?

Lol, I know you're not new here.
Posted by: Bosk at December 02, 2021 07:52 PM (x6uUk)

Not surprisingly, I've seen some stuff that's almost identical. The worst of the worst has been in Santa Cruz and Felton CA. Typically, it's because hippies buy a house that's insanely small, and have to improvise adding plumbing fixtures - which is near impossible to do with a permit due to the insane regulations in Santa Cruz and Monterey Counties. For instance, you cannot add a sink in your bathroom. So, they get super creative, either post build or to hide something from building inspectors. I've seen toilets in kitchens, and bathtubs in bathrooms. One toilet was inside of the kitchen cabinets, and you opened the cabinet doors and flipped up the counter top to use it. Showers outside? You bet. Install a french drain, put up a bar for the drapes, and run the hot water through exterior wall and voila! Only $1.2M for this gem in the Redwoods.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 08:03 PM (wAnMi)

144 Ben Had, I'm out of the loop.
What kind of pin?
PTO
Grenade
Bone-setting?

Regardless, I am I,press.

Posted by: RI Red at December 02, 2021 08:03 PM (a8b7P)

145 123 Not sure what a frogger is, unless it is a person who gigs frogs.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (A8pKz)

it's an 80s video game. Get off our lawn

Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 02, 2021 07:59 PM (M+Lyo)

Ah. That's about when I was driving, so maybe that explains my ignorance.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 08:03 PM (A8pKz)

146 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

I hate that sock, but for you guys ....

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:04 PM (V13WU)

147 bathtubs in bedrooms - sorry!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 08:04 PM (wAnMi)

148 AmericanKestrel

I will email him tomorrow. I know he thinks very highly of you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

149 From the nobody gives a shit but me Dept. I'm doin a happy dance because I finally got that pin out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:49 PM (+buuv)

Five is right out!

Posted by: The Brothers at December 02, 2021 08:05 PM (7bRMQ)

150 #124 Crap! Only about eight image links and none are original ones just Imgur or Reddit threads showing the picture.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 08:05 PM (UHVv4)

151 140 Javems, it means I can now put that stall wall back up and get on with the repainting of my barn.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:02 PM (+buuv)

Oh yeah. You had a pin stuck that was impeding progress. Bigger hammer?

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 08:05 PM (A8pKz)

152 runner

Well, the guy socking Hillary has it worse.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

153 I also learned that there is a sealer called Red Guard that is being used in bathroom installations and major water sealing projects.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:05 PM (+buuv)

154 There is a website called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs, and it documents truly horrible design and remodeling decisions. Oddly placed toilets are a big one.
never seen a crapper with a drawbridge though
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (ZMraq)

Posted that one above! There's years worth of posts now, never ceases to amaze.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 08:05 PM (wAnMi)

155 And the toilet looks like it is on a boat to me too. Can't really see enough detail to be sure it's a marine toilet

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 08:06 PM (5HBd1)

156 I also learned that there is a sealer called Red Guard that is being used in bathroom installations and major water sealing projects.
Posted by: Ben Had

Yes - we used it for our walk in shower/wet room.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 08:07 PM (mD/uy)

157 Oh, and the doorknob hanger I found on the ground yesterday apologized for the late notice.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2021 08:07 PM (qpolg)

158 I'm so happy- the drinks are on me!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:54 PM (+buuv)

I'm happy for you. Not sure why but I am none the less. Cheers!
~~~
Happiness is meant to be shared.

Congrats Ben Had! Cheers!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 08:07 PM (IDhUW)

159 Ben Had! Tell us a story!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2021 08:08 PM (fLri9)

160 It's almost as creepy when squirrels do it.

Squirrels are able to rotate their hind feet 180 degrees so the rear claws grip as if climbing, allowing squirrels to controllably "climb down" trees or other grip-able surfaces. Cats and dogs and few other animals have swiveling rear feet or claws. Explaining why cats are terrified of attempting to go down a tree trunk.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 08:08 PM (AMIL/)

161 My first thought was on a boat too. No door...could be awkward.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:08 PM (UUBmN)

162 I sailed a tank in that war !
Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)

I thought that read soiled a tank which I believed.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:02 PM (eGTCV)

Both !

Posted by: Joe thunder Bidien at December 02, 2021 08:09 PM (M+Lyo)

163 Well I have temp duty orders to go to newport RI next Thursday and they are starting to cancel all travel because of the impending Gov Shutdown. I have mixed feelings LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2021 08:09 PM (Irn0L)

164 DeSantis wants to reinstall a State Militia. Smart. Very smart.

Back in the day - that was called the National Guard. Until "W" needed more troops in Iraq.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 02, 2021 08:09 PM (0oUj6)

165 willowed:

Steve Guest @SteveGuest; 4h
The Six Day War was in June 1967.

In 1967, Joe Biden was attending Syracuse Law school where he was busted for plagiarism.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (UHVv4)

166 There is some cnfusin at the horde in te difference between the words boat and scow.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (K3ZCc)

167 RI Red, a pin that holds a stall wall in place. I had to replace the metal frame and I couldn't put a new frame in until I got that one pin out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (+buuv)

168 Back in the day - that was called the National Guard. Until "W" needed more troops in Iraq.
Posted by: F

no

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (K3ZCc)

169 You think you're avoiding people when trucking? You're being mandated and monitored all day and night. You got a camera pointed at you to make sure you're not dozing off, you got an electronic log thing and if it says you started your day a minute too soon, you''ll soon be surrounded by people.
~~~
Knew it sounded too good to be true.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (IDhUW)

170 lin-duh & Notsothoreau

I don't get a boat feeling at all.

Looks like a poor Bulgarian refit.
The wall equipment reminds me of Europe, for some reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

171 Was looking again at toilet, in scale to steps it just looks way smaller then full size.
The Steve Inman video is good

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 08:11 PM (2JoB8)

172 It sure isn't a Buc-ees bathroom...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:11 PM (UUBmN)

173 The toilet up top would be good for Kevin, Fay, and Fluffy.

FLUSH.

("BATMAN has a mask." That guy is an idiot.)

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:11 PM (Rbu5d)

174 Steve Guest @SteveGuest; 4h
The Six Day War was in June 1967.

In 1967, Joe Biden was attending Syracuse Law school where he was busted for plagiarism.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (UHVv4)

They also have a transcript of that meeting, and yes in 1973, and it shows biden is no friend of Israel and a fuckin fool even back then. Any Jew who votes democratic is an fuckin asshole and a disgrace to "Brave" Jews everywhere. I can't wait to piss on his grave

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2021 08:11 PM (Irn0L)

175 Tucker's Jussie Smollett segment is hilarious

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (NpAcC)

176 Baby giraffe is cute.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (Rbu5d)

177 166 There is some cnfusin at the horde in te difference between the words boat and scow.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (K3ZCc)

OK, but what's a punt?

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (AMIL/)

178 I can't wait to piss on his grave

hmmmm

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (V13WU)

179 COJ, you remember the tale about for that want of a nail. I couldn't do another damn thing until that pin came out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (+buuv)

180 With "baggies" and black straw shoes with nylon socks. Also those shirts with the 2 little pockets in front for a zippo and a pack of Lucky's.
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 07:58 PM (+ya+t)

guayabera shirts, and they are the bomb, especially when made out of Rayon.
Oh, and not Luckys, gotta be Larks or Marlboros, and a Bic lighter.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (ZMraq)

181 Kevin Smith is walking, talking proof that smoking way too much weed is bad for one's mental health.

Posted by: CppThis at December 02, 2021 08:13 PM (UewuT)

182 Your Story: Traveling nurse. Add some hunky male orderlies that are normals, and that workout a lot. Shirtless.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Hm. I volunteer to be a nursing assistant. I think I could live with those working conditions.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 02, 2021 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

183 The Krogen line of ocean going motoryachts have a serious, vertical stackage to their belowdecks layouts. Very deep, fat bellied keels, hull lines like a commercial fishing boat with an oversized, refrigerated hold.

Spendy, luxury boats that can cross the North Sea at full-gale. And, yes, the interior companionways are most ladder-like, just as in the first picture. Not saying it's a Krogen, likely not, 'cause the fit and finish of the Krogens are Rolls Royce in their quality. But, I've seen such in more hastily constructed vessels, commercial deep sea trawlers, especially.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 08:13 PM (QzJWU)

184 >>Not surprisingly, I've seen some stuff that's almost identical.

My parents old farm was originally built in the 1700s. It didn't originally have the fancy shamsy things like bathrooms, or toilets, or indoor plumbing for that matter. Or wiring. Hell, didn't even have a real kitchen or closets. It was just a box with some walls in it. Everything was an after market add on and creativity was key.

It did have an outhouse with two seats. Figure that one out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

185 At the risk of possibly getting more information than I really want, I just have to ask, with that narrow space the toilet is jammed into, how would one reach around to, umm, complete one's paperwork?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 08:13 PM (lNHqD)

186 Nevergiveup

Flag Officer knife and fork school? Hope it is, and not just looking at the Naval Station medical staff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

187 167 RI Red, a pin that holds a stall wall in place. I had to replace the metal frame and I couldn't put a new frame in until I got that one pin out.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (+buuv)

Bigger hammer?
Or bigger stick o dynomite?

Posted by: RI Red at December 02, 2021 08:14 PM (a8b7P)

188 Cheers, Ben!

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2021 08:14 PM (qpolg)

189 Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (+buuv)

I remember! How'd you get it out?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2021 08:15 PM (fLri9)

190 Peek-A-Boo bird is cute.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 08:15 PM (0hbQ6)

191 Tucker's Jussie Smollett segment is hilarious
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Just a bit bruised but not broken, lol.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)

192 82 From the nobody gives a shit but me Dept. I'm doin a happy dance because I finally got that pin out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:49 PM (+buuv)

How many sticks of dynamite were needed?

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 08:15 PM (AMIL/)

193 I know what a scow is. And the stairway there reminds me of the Aqua Home, which had a narrow stairway going down to the back section.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 08:15 PM (5HBd1)

194 At the risk of possibly getting more information than I really want, I just have to ask, with that narrow space the toilet is jammed into, how would one reach around to, umm, complete one's paperwork?
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
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PAPERS PLEASE!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:15 PM (UUBmN)

195 Baby giraffe is cute.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:12 PM (Rbu5d)

Yeah, cute. Just like your first child. Learns to walk then next thing you know they enroll in college and don't tell you except "by the way...."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 08:16 PM (7bRMQ)

196 At the risk of possibly getting more information than I really want, I just have to ask, with that narrow space the toilet is jammed into, how would one reach around to, umm, complete one's paperwork?

You have to use it facing the wall

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 08:16 PM (K3ZCc)

197 What a place to squeeze one out.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2021 08:17 PM (FhXTo)

198 COJ, mostly by cussing, Deep Creep, 5lb hammer and patience.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:17 PM (+buuv)

199 I think one hole was smaller for the kids.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2021 08:17 PM (4thlk)

200 The memo claims that Biden told Meir that the territories Israel had captured during the Six-Day War, which included West Bank and the Gaza Strip, amounted to creeping annexation.
Notes taken by an unnamed Israeli official in the meeting say that Biden told Meir that during talks in Cairo before he arrived in Israel, Egyptian officials had assured him that they accepted Israels military superiority, according to a Times of Israel report last year.

Biden used this contention to suggest that Israel was in a position to offer the Arabs unilateral concessions to promote peace. He tried to convince the prime minister to withdraw from areas of lesser strategic importance, a suggestion Meir rejected before lecturing the young senator about the problems Israel was facing in the region.

Less than six weeks later, Meirs fears were confirmed when Egypt and Syria attacked Israel.

The memo also claims that Biden was highly critical of the Nixon administration during the meeting, accusing it of being dragged by Israel while debate about the Middle East was bogged down in the Senate because lawmakers were fearful of offending Jewish voters.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (Irn0L)

201 I think one hole was smaller for the kids.
Posted by: lowandslow
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This sounds all sorts of wrong....just saying.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (UUBmN)

202 Friends from the pub gave me a couple of Marijuana chocolate chip cookies. Tasted pretty good.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

203 198 COJ, mostly by cussing, Deep Creep, 5lb hammer and patience.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:17 PM (+buuv)

Yay!!!! I recall your mega-frustration about the pin.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 08:19 PM (AMIL/)

204 196 At the risk of possibly getting more information than I really want, I just have to ask, with that narrow space the toilet is jammed into, how would one reach around to, umm, complete one's paperwork?

You have to use it facing the wall

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 08:16 PM (K3ZCc)
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That makes sense. It would also be convenient, being able to just lay the Reader's Digest there on the top of the tank rather than having to hold it.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (lNHqD)

205 The memo claims that Biden told Meir that the territories Israel had captured during the Six-Day War, which included West Bank and the Gaza Strip, amounted to creeping annexation.

Don't start none, won't be none. Fuck around and find out.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (uXonU)

206 Gref, If it hadn't of been on a supporting structure I would have just cut the whole thing off but I couldn't do that.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (+buuv)

207 Joe Biden landed on Okinawa on D-Day.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (Rbu5d)

208 "This sounds all sorts of wrong....just saying."

Heh, referring to a two hole outhouse, I got lazy and didn't copy and paste what I was replying to.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (4thlk)

209 Barbershop shooting doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (lfdhp)

210 Brother Northernlurker

My job requires drug testing to be employed.

I passed 6 in a row in "random" selection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

211 Joe Biden phoned home for ET.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:21 PM (Rbu5d)

212 So, someone who wants to go downstairs can strand you at the door-less toilet. Evil genius architecture.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2021 08:21 PM (frr40)

213 Friends from the pub gave me a couple of Marijuana chocolate chip cookies. Tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

Oh shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2021 08:21 PM (vFBU8)

214 no

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 02, 2021 08:10 PM (K3ZCc)

Say no all you want - I don't care. But NG units were not 'Nam deployable - right up until they were.

The "Triad" notion of the deployable force only happened once the Federal Government passed legislation to say so. Before that - it had to be a National Emergency. That shit became kind of passe' - when a National Emergency never stopped.

Hell of an argument on your part, though. "No". Who can fuckin' argue with that. May wife even has the decency to follow up "No" with an excuse.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 02, 2021 08:21 PM (0oUj6)

215 210 Brother Northernlurker

My job requires drug testing to be employed.

I passed 6 in a row in "random" selection.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

No cookies for you.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:21 PM (eGTCV)

216 Joe Biden answered Alexander Bell's first phone call.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:21 PM (Rbu5d)

217 "You think you're avoiding people when trucking? You're being mandated and monitored all day and night. You got a camera pointed at you to make sure you're not dozing off, you got an electronic log thing and if it says you started your day a minute too soon..."

When I dove we were still using paper log books. They were a bit more.... flexable

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 08:21 PM (A8pKz)

218 Joe Biden, every policy idea a failure, for 50 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

219 Whoever it was talking about Fidelity yesterday got me to figuring. Since I need to do some work on my house I called Fidelity and told them I needed to pull some money from my account. The put me on hold and 5 minutes later said 'The accounts are on black-out and you can call back the week of the 6th.' I said what's a black-out? She said it's just something we do around this time. So I asked just call back on the 6th? And she said 'Oh no, just sometime that week.' I do not feel good about this.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

220 My job requires drug testing to be employed.

I passed 6 in a row in "random" selection.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Yay, because salty just screams "druggie!!!" when you look at him...///

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (UUBmN)

221 I think one hole was smaller for the kids.
Posted by: lowandslow

That's how ours was - higher one for adults, lower one for kids.

My Aunt had a two room, four seater. Locally famous along the Schuylkill River. Every time the river flooded and washed the outhouse away, we'd go searching for it downriver. She had a brass plate in it with her contact information.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (mD/uy)

222 Joe Biden landed on Okinawa on D-Day.
Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (Rbu5d)

Then planted the Flag on Suribachi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (Irn0L)

223 Brother Northernlurker

Share one with that tall bartender.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

224
Barbershop shooting doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM

the winner got dis-qualified for shooting the loser in the back

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (DUIap)

225 Joe Biden was the first carpetbagger in Georgia.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:23 PM (Rbu5d)

226 Joe Biden started the fire that killed Bambi's mother.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:23 PM (Rbu5d)

227 Friends from the pub gave me a couple of Marijuana chocolate chip cookies. Tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

God's own cookies. Oatmeal raisin on the other hand...blecch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 08:23 PM (II3Gr)

228 My parents old farm was originally built in the 1700s. It didn't originally have the fancy shamsy things like bathrooms, or toilets, or indoor plumbing for that matter. Or wiring. Hell, didn't even have a real kitchen or closets. It was just a box with some walls in it. Everything was an after market add on and creativity was key.

It did have an outhouse with two seats. Figure that one out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

I have no doubt that some of the truly old homes back east have a lot of this going on. After all, short of removing walls and floors, you've got to make do with where you can easily insert your plumbing or electricity. That's where a bathtub or a sink in a place you wouldn't expect to see it makes sense. I get a lot less forgiving when the home is in CA and goes for 6 figures. I shot one several months ago on Paradise Point in Santa Cruz, literally right over the water - some of the most prime real estate in all of CA. An illegally installed toilet had the most amazing view of the ocean and coastline - and the surfers not 50 yards away had the most amazing view of the toilet. $7M.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 08:24 PM (wAnMi)

229 Weasels!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2021 08:24 PM (0IeYL)

230 Joe Biden took the photo of Armstrong on the Moon set.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:24 PM (Rbu5d)

231 222 Joe Biden landed on Okinawa on D-Day.
Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (Rbu5d)

Then planted the Flag on Suribachi
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (Irn0L)

I fucking LOVE when they catch the onion in their hat

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 08:24 PM (6FeV1)

232 lin-duh

Well, I have the skills to make drugs, but absolutely not the inclination. Unfiltered real life is quite the trip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

233 Oatmeal raisin on the other hand...blecch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 08:23 PM

Just send them here.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2021 08:24 PM (frr40)

234 222 Joe Biden landed on Okinawa on D-Day.
Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (Rbu5d)

Then planted the Flag on Suribachi

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (Irn0L)
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I never touch Suribachi, it makes me shit like a goose and these Depends ain't cheap. Maybe a little bit of Tabasco once in a while, but that's it. C'mon, man!

Posted by: Stinkfinger Joe, President of The United...Thing at December 02, 2021 08:25 PM (lNHqD)

235 >>That's how ours was - higher one for adults, lower one for kids.

Not this one. It was just a bench with two identical holes side by side. We spent a lot of time debating the whys of it and just decided to leave it as a shrine when we redid the place.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)

236 Biden got the Six Day War confused with his Six Day Dump in Cairo after eating too many dates. Both were extremely violent events with a long-persisting smell of dead bodies.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 08:26 PM (AMIL/)

237 She said it's just something we do around this time. So I asked just call back on the 6th? And she said 'Oh no, just sometime that week.' I do not feel good about this.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

My 401K from last employer is being transferred to Fidelity at that time, also have account blackout, so I guess it is something they do regularly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 08:26 PM (7bRMQ)

238 Joe Biden Had just started milking Mrs O'Leary's cow when it kicked over the kerosene lamp that started the Chicago fire. Unfortunately there was not enough milk in the bucket to put out the fire, and he had also too recently urinated.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 08:27 PM (0hbQ6)

239 Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 08:25 PM

Two at a time saves time. No real mystery, really.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2021 08:27 PM (frr40)

240 Friends from the pub gave me a couple of Marijuana chocolate chip cookies. Tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

The cookies will give you the munchies.

Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2021 08:27 PM (gECZB)

241 Grandma would clean and iron the curtains in the outhouse windows once a year. A clean outhouse is a happy outhouse.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 08:28 PM (mD/uy)

242 Friends from the pub gave me a couple of Marijuana chocolate chip cookies. Tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (eGTCV)

The cookies will give you the munchies.

It's like some kind of perpetual munchie machine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 02, 2021 08:28 PM (SchxB)

243 Iwo Jima, then Okinawa. Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

244 206 Gref, If it hadn't of been on a supporting structure I would have just cut the whole thing off but I couldn't do that.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 08:20 PM (+buuv)

Once again, human triumphs over inanimate object!

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 08:30 PM (AMIL/)

245 ..the winner got dis-qualified for shooting the loser in the back Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (DUIap)

One of the most tactically sound moves I've yet to see recorded, that. The first shooter is "gun up" and has already shot at least one person, gang-murderer style. First shooter's disdain for the customer put the customer out of view of the First Shooter, allowing Customer to draw and fire. Into the First Shooter's back, is meaningless, as there is no "FAIR" in a gunfight.

Tactically SOUND, it ensured Customer wasn't facing an alert, armed and known homicidal opponent. Neutralized the HELL out of the First Shooter. Nice move also to drag the now inert First Shooter clear, so as to be able to kick the First Shooter's gun away from the (corpse?)

The only FAIR gunfight is the one which YOU survive, and win.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 08:30 PM (QzJWU)

246 >>Two at a time saves time. No real mystery, really.

That thought occurred to us. So did a wall between the two seats.

They had invented walls by the 1700s.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

247 Joe Biden had the duplicate key to the icebox, and stole the strawberries.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 08:31 PM (wAnMi)

248 My job requires drug testing to be employed.

I passed 6 in a row in "random" selection.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Same here. Passed them for the last 32 years. Myself and the CEO were called four times in one year at the same time. He was pissed. Not really "random" when you keep seeing the same faces.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:32 PM (uXonU)

249 No toilet paper roll in that M.C. Escher pic, either.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:32 PM (OssQ4)

250 237 She said it's just something we do around this time. So I asked just call back on the 6th? And she said 'Oh no, just sometime that week.' I do not feel good about this.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

My 401K from last employer is being transferred to Fidelity at that time, also have account blackout, so I guess it is something they do regularly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 08:26 PM
Thanks, OrangeEnt. In the past they just told me 'sure, we'll cut you a check' and that's what I am used to.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 08:32 PM (0OP+5)

251 It's like some kind of perpetual munchie machine.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 02, 2021 08:28 PM (SchxB)

Here's hoping Brother Northernlurker can put perpetual munchies too good use...

Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2021 08:32 PM (gECZB)

252 >>>So I asked just call back on the 6th? And she said 'Oh no, just sometime that week.' I do not feel good about this.
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (0OP+5)
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Unsettling.

I Binged them and there was a Millions dollar lawsuit from a company accusing them of fudging in 2018. Didn't pursue it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 08:33 PM (lfdhp)

253 The only FAIR gunfight is the one which YOU survive, and win.

Fair is just another word for really piss poor planning, or equally piss poor will.

To Hell with fair.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 02, 2021 08:33 PM (0oUj6)

254 My Aunt had a two room, four seater. Locally famous along the Schuylkill River. Every time the river flooded and washed the outhouse away, we'd go searching for it downriver. She had a brass plate in it with her contact information.
Posted by: Tonypete

I hope you write a memoir someday. I look forward to reading it!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 02, 2021 08:33 PM (OX9vb)

255 JackStraw

Maybe they were German immigrants?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

256 NG units were not 'Nam deployable - right up until they were.
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In 73 at Fort Polk NG didn't go through a full basic training. Much shorter as I remember.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 08:33 PM (+ya+t)

257 Same here. Passed them for the last 32 years. Myself and the CEO were called four times in one year at the same time. He was pissed. Not really "random" when you keep seeing the same faces.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:32 PM (uXonU)

somebody saw you two sharing chocolate chip cookies ....

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)

258 Two seated outhouse may have been a smell mitigation thing... two boxes meant you could use one until a bit full, then close it off and use the second while the first settles down and composts out a little bit, making it marginally less revolting to muck out.

Maybe. I don't know. I've never had or used an outhouse before.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 08:34 PM (6FeV1)

259 We had a three holer at the deer lease.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 08:34 PM (lfdhp)

260 The memo also claims that Biden was highly critical of the Nixon administration during the meeting, accusing it of being dragged by Israel while debate about the Middle East was bogged down in the Senate because lawmakers were fearful of offending Jewish voters.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2021 08:18 PM (Irn0L)

I'm a staunch, lifelong supporter of Israel, my word as a Biden!

Posted by: Number Three Trilliob in Joe's Series of Lies at December 02, 2021 08:34 PM (AMIL/)

261 Joe Biden taught taxidermy to Norman Bates.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 08:35 PM (0hbQ6)

262

Old Joe, I mean, Foster Brooks, I mean Tim Conway's Old Man, I mean , MISSER PRESIDENT missing his cue. This is hilarious. I love this.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3vw5h9

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 02, 2021 08:35 PM (XnbJC)

263 Shit sock off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 08:35 PM (6FeV1)

264 Not really "random" when you keep seeing the same faces.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:32 PM (uXonU)

Not really random means they are targeting someone. Or they know who can pass the test and don't want to risk losing employees.

Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2021 08:36 PM (gECZB)

265 Two seated outhouse may have been a smell mitigation thing... two boxes meant you could use one until a bit full, then close it off and use the second while the first settles down and composts out a little bit, making it marginally less revolting to muck out.

Maybe. I don't know. I've never had or used an outhouse before.
Posted by: Joe Biden

Generally, you use it until it fills almost up, drag the outhouse away, dig new hole & fill in the old hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:36 PM (uXonU)

266 Heh. You don't muck out an outhouse. You dig new holes and move it over.

Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 02, 2021 08:36 PM (Foq6I)

267 Joe Biden captained the Pinta. He really discovered America.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:36 PM (Rbu5d)

268 249 No toilet paper roll in that M.C. Escher pic, either.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:32 PM (OssQ4)

Users have to drag the garden hose in with them. Poor man's bidet.

Posted by: Number Three Trilliob in Joe's Series of Lies at December 02, 2021 08:36 PM (AMIL/)

269 >>Maybe they were German immigrants?

Yea, of course norms were different back then. It probably wasn't a thing at all, it just always made us laugh.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

270 Joe Biden was Beethoven's composition teacher.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:37 PM (Rbu5d)

271 Scott Adams is a jagoff. He's starting to get that maybe he was wrong about the vaxx, and if anyone was right, everyone was just mindlessly guessing anyway. F'n tool. Vox Day link.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8m89vt

Scott Adams: I'm the best predictor in the country and I don't see any way to be certain about the vaccinations.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:37 PM (OssQ4)

272 I have used some really nice outhouses and some terribly gross ones. My friends bought a house that didn't have a foundation and still had the outhouse. They put a foundation under it, turned the shed at the back into a bathroom and raised their kids in it. Still living there. The woman they bought it from had been born in the house and lived there her whole life.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 08:38 PM (5HBd1)

273 Not really random means they are targeting someone. Or they know who can pass the test and don't want to risk losing employees.
Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2021 08:36 PM (gECZB)

Our bosses went looking for a new insurance company. The one prospect in question said they would need us to start doing drug testing. Bosses told them to take a long walk off a short pier.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 08:38 PM (6FeV1)

274 tbodie

I asked my boss who he was protecting? He did some tap dancing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

275 >>>Not really random means they are targeting someone. Or they know who can pass the test and don't want to risk losing employees.

Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2021 08:36 PM (gECZB)
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One of my contacts used lie detectors. They used two companies. One if they wanted a fail and the other if they wanted a pass.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 08:38 PM (lfdhp)

276 Joe Biden showed Peter the Great the wondersof Western Society.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:38 PM (Rbu5d)

277 Scott Adams: I'm the best predictor in the country and I don't see any way to be certain about the vaccinations.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:37 PM (OssQ4)

Narrator: He is not the best predictor in the country.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

278 So, the local news is The Erie County NY Democratic Chair was just arrested. Again. While awaiting sentencing for funneling foreign money to a candidate, he got himself arrested for something entirely different. Side note: NY Governor Kathy Hochul comes from Erie County. These two have met.

What did he get arrested for? Sexual Conduct with a child under the age of eleven.

Seriously, SMOD, get the job done or I'll start shopping around for more reliable Apocalypse.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2021 08:39 PM (cupoy)

279 >>> 278 So, the local news is The Erie County NY Democratic Chair was just arrested. Again. While awaiting sentencing for funneling foreign money to a candidate, he got himself arrested for something entirely different. Side note: NY Governor Kathy Hochul comes from Erie County. These two have met.

What did he get arrested for? Sexual Conduct with a child under the age of eleven.

Seriously, SMOD, get the job done or I'll start shopping around for more reliable Apocalypse.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2021 08:39 PM (cupoy)

*raises hand*

Me! ME! PICK ME!!!!

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (llON8)

280 Our bosses went looking for a new insurance company. The one prospect in question said they would need us to start doing drug testing. Bosses told them to take a long walk off a short pier.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

We used to do urine tests. Now we do hair cutting tests.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (uXonU)

281 There is a website called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs, and it documents truly horrible design and remodeling decisions. Oddly placed toilets are a big one.
never seen a crapper with a drawbridge though
Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 08:01 PM (ZMraq)

Years ago I stumbled onto an Eastern Europe Bad Realtor Photos site. Hilariously nauseating. I've searched but cannot find it now.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (AMIL/)

282 VD: "Yeah, that was a really tough prediction there, Scott. I mean, what are the odds that a global vaccination campaign led by vocal global depopulationists in support of new vaccine technology that has never been successfully tested by massive pharmaceutical companies that insist on complete legal immunity before delivering the vaccines for massive profits might, possibly, perhaps, result in adverse effects for its victims?"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (OssQ4)

283 Yellowstone Caldera

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

284 No bats noted. Sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

285 But the train ride was nice!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

286 Joe Biden....
Ah, nevermind. I'm sick of thinking of the turd.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 08:41 PM (Rbu5d)

287 139 but what he did say (in the 1970s)

Israel's Channel 13 reported last year on the existence of a leaked classified senior Israeli official memo regarding the meeting, detailing how Biden told Meir that Israel's Six-Day War capture of the West Bank and Gaza Strip was akin to "creeping annexation."..Biden had proposed that Israel, as the dominant military force, initiate peace by withdrawing from areas without strategic importance. "
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Ah, so even back then Biden was a clueless fool who couldn't read the room, and who couldn't understand foreign policy goals, either of the U.S. or other nations involved.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 08:41 PM (W+kMI)

288 What did he get arrested for? Sexual Conduct with a child under the age of eleven.

Seriously, SMOD, get the job done or I'll start shopping around for more reliable Apocalypse.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls,

Pick me!

Posted by: Paulie "Walnuts" Vigoda at December 02, 2021 08:41 PM (uXonU)

289 We used to do urine tests. Now we do hair cutting tests.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (uXonU)

We got your results back. You're clean. Also, you're currently in heat and at a higher risk for feline leukemia, so maybe... uh... you know... check into that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 08:42 PM (6FeV1)

290 The "National Guard" can be federalized. A state guard, as such, cannot be. If the members of the state guard are not in the federal reserves or National Guard, they would have to be drafted.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 08:42 PM (KAi1n)

291 Joe Biden showed Peter the Great the wonders of Western Society.
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And how to use an adze.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 08:42 PM (UHVv4)

292 In 73 at Fort Polk NG didn't go through a full basic training. Much shorter as I remember.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 08:33 PM (+ya+t)

To deploy, back in 'Nam - the Governor had to sign off.

That shit endured through the first Desert Storm. Many a Governor enjoyed his moment in the sun, by signing off on a deployment.

Not how it works now. Thanks "W".

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 02, 2021 08:43 PM (0oUj6)

293 So the chancellor of Austria resigned today.

Posted by: Tums Festival at December 02, 2021 08:43 PM (YxyYj)

294 Have a great night, everyone.

May you find bliss, and it's legal in your state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

295 No bats noted. Sad.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

CuJibNews has bats ! Go check it out !

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (V13WU)

296 So the chancellor of Austria resigned today.
Posted by: Tums Festival
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Is this the one that already resigned and got re-elected all in one week?

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (UUBmN)

297 Awesome that the Women's Tennis Association told China to F*ck Off, even though it will cost the WTA many million$ of dollar$.

As the song goes, "Start me with ten who are stout-heared men, and I'll soon show you ten thousand more."

Stout-hearted wome show the way.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (HCeRP)

298 Scott Adams: I'm the best predictor in the country and I don't see any way to be certain about the vaccinations.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:37 PM (OssQ4)

Narrator: He is not the best predictor in the country.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

Also narrator : we CAN be certain about the vaccinations. They are bs.

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

299 >>> 293 So the chancellor of Austria resigned today.
Posted by: Tums Festival at December 02, 2021 08:43 PM (YxyYj)

It has nothing to do with anything in particular, just.... I got bored. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Chancellor of Austria at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (llON8)

300 Seriously, SMOD, get the job done or I'll start shopping around for more reliable Apocalypse.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2021 08:39 PM (cupoy)

*raises hand*

Me! ME! PICK ME!!!!
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (llON

It's not as easy as you think.

Posted by: Krakatoa, not the COB at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (gECZB)

301 That toilet!

For the love of God, Montresor!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

302 Weasels!!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2021 08:24 PM (0IeYL)

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Hey, that's my schtick! But without the second S. Or the extra exclamation points. And usually on the gun thread. Ok, I'll go out and come back in.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)

303 lin-duh

That was in Sweden.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 02, 2021 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

304 We used to do urine tests. Now we do hair cutting tests.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM

Harder to fool. Longer history timeframe (~ 6 mo, IIRC).

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

305 284 No bats noted. Sad.
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BTAS. Watch it, love it. Collect it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4BikMZ4hso

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 08:45 PM (W+kMI)

306 Looking in to suing SMOD for Adequate Negligence.

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2021 08:45 PM (taPSh)

307 Is this the one that already resigned and got re-elected all in one week?
Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (UUBmN)

No that was Sweden. Austria is where they're fining people for refusing the shot.

Posted by: Tums Festival at December 02, 2021 08:46 PM (YxyYj)

308 Seriously, SMOD, get the job done or I'll start shopping around for more reliable Apocalypse.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2021 08:39 PM (cupoy)

*raises hand*

Me! ME! PICK ME!!!!
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 02, 2021 08:40 PM (llON

Are you going to do the job completely? I don't want to be left with one of those post Apocalyptic societies where the only one thriving is the guy with the studded leather concession.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 02, 2021 08:46 PM (cupoy)

309 A restaurant I worked for did that drug testing, per insurance company demand. In-house, pee in a cup with the readable strips on it. We all did it, owner has a clipboard, Chef checks all the cups. Chef said we all passed. Owner knows Chef wouldn't lie. Heh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:47 PM (OssQ4)

310 Thanks salty...
But really, Sweden...Austria...is there really a difference???///

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:47 PM (UUBmN)

311 I put in a septic tank for an old lady that had an outhouse, asked her where did she want it and she said 'right there' when I got finished and handed her the bill, she said she'd give me the money to build her a bathroom and THEN she'd pay me for the septic tank. So I put her new bathroom in the short porch between her kitchen and the actual house. Hearing that first flush put a big old smile on her face.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 08:47 PM (0OP+5)

312 Thought they are fining them in Greece and locking them up in Austria?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 08:47 PM (lfdhp)

313 So the chancellor of Austria resigned today.
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He was Putsched out.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 08:48 PM (UHVv4)

314 Narrator: He is not the best predictor in the country.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

He's also the most humble human on the planet and writes the funniest, most artistically rendered comic strip known to man.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 08:48 PM (wAnMi)

315 Get your shit together, Cowboys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 08:48 PM (kTF2Z)

316 Scott Adams: I'm the best predictor in the country and I don't see any way to be certain about the vaccinations.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:37 PM (OssQ4)

There is a true thing in the world: it is very hard to be told you are smart and believe you can influence other people deeply and not play the same head-games on yourself.

Adams is convinced he is the best. Who is going to tell him otherwise?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 08:49 PM (ZMraq)

317 But really, Sweden...Austria...is there really a difference???///
Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 08:47 PM

One was the progenitor of a Bikini Team.

One was the progenitor of you know who.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)

318 So the chancellor of Austria resigned today.
Posted by: Tums Festival
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Is this the one that already resigned and got re-elected all in one week?
Posted by: lin-duh

We're up to number three now. The newest one is very Hitlerian, I hear, and even less popular than the other two. TGP has the latest. Look for the article with the Happy Fun Camp picture.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 08:50 PM (OssQ4)

319 Gotta say something, just to change the sock.

Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2021 08:50 PM (gECZB)

320 To deploy, back in 'Nam - the Governor had to sign off.
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Every NG soldier I knew were all weekend warriors in the early 70's. One weekend a month? For $50? I forget the pay. I doubt any of them went overseas.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 08:50 PM (+ya+t)

321 When the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, they brought me along to be liaison to the local tribes. Squanto is an old friend of mine, and the kids loved to stroke my arm because they'd never seen an Irish cracker before.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 08:51 PM (vXJN8)

322
Back in the day - that was called the National Guard. Until "W" needed more troops in Iraq.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 02, 2021 08:09 PM

my father served in the Illinois National Guard and did two tours in Korea as part of his Guard service

while there's plenty to be pissed at him about, W didn't invent the wheel

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2021 08:51 PM (DUIap)

323 Good night Salty

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 02, 2021 08:51 PM (IDhUW)

324 Many signed up for the Guard when they saw it coming.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 08:52 PM (lfdhp)

325 No that was Sweden. Austria is where they're fining people for refusing the shot.
Posted by: Tums Festival at December 02, 2021 08:46 PM (YxyYj)

It is also where the army and the police told the government they are too busy to enforce vaccination mandates.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 08:53 PM (ZMraq)

326 That toilet!
For the love of God, Montresor!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

that's funny Eris

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 08:55 PM (ZMraq)

327 14 So Alex Baldwin didn't pull the hammer back and point the firearm at anybody?

"I'm just a patsy!" he exclaimed. Check the grassy knoll folks

Posted by: Common Tater at December 01, 2021 06:07 PM (hptIz)

I joined the KY National Guard in 1965, an Artillery Battalion. They were called into active service and sent to Vietnam, 1967/68. I was not with them as I had enrolled in Advanced ROTC and you could not be in both at the same time. They were there for Tet 68. Lost some guys. I went later in a different capacity.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 08:56 PM (AmoqO)

328
Adams is convinced he is the best. Who is going to tell him otherwise?
Posted by: Kindltot

J'noah, Self-Appointed Thought Leader

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 08:56 PM (3l5Yq)

329 You think that house is cramped, you should see enlisted berthing on a WW2 US submarine.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 08:57 PM (mJnIC)

330 No bats noted. Sad.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

===

Nein naturlich nicht ! es ist Walzerzeit!

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:57 PM (V13WU)

331 Don't be shaming baby giraffe. There have been one or two occasions when I walked like that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 02, 2021 08:58 PM (eGTCV)

332 dammit !be off !!

this is how is should have been :

It is also where the army and the police told the government they are too busy to enforce vaccination
mandates.

Nein naturlich nicht ! es ist Walzerzeit!

see, it makes more sense now

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:59 PM (V13WU)

333 I see the Carrington Event gets no love in the Apocalypse bingo card.

Sad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 08:59 PM (BFigT)

334 Nein naturlich nicht ! es ist Walzerzeit!
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 08:57 PM

Es gibt mehr als eine Art Walzer zu tanzen.

Posted by: The bats at December 02, 2021 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)

335 I had half a cookie almost 90 minutes ago. Can I risk the other half?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 02, 2021 09:01 PM (eGTCV)

336 Changing topics a bit:

In my area of Houston, the grocery store shelves look as Lying Joe says they are nationwide: 95 or more percent full. It is an illusion. Available brands and flavors of many items are much fewer than a year ago, and there are lower quantities than usual of items that are on the shelves. The trick is that managers tell the stockers to put in-stock items in the slots of out-of-stock items. Then they put items only two or three deep on the shelves, letting them spread stuff out horizontally and vertically.

Optics! That is all the Junta and their pals care about.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 09:01 PM (AMIL/)

337 Too bad JT it not here, Wagon Train is on.

Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2021 09:02 PM (qpolg)

338 I don't believe in aliens but it would be nice to see Mars Attacks Washington and I wouldn't be so quick to play Slim Whitman.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 09:02 PM (0OP+5)

339 Not sure how #14 got in there.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:03 PM (AmoqO)

340 The Frasier where Daphne inadvertently crosses the Canadian border not having yet received her Green Card that someone here was discussing several days ago is on right now. Daphne can only say "Sure" using her American accent.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 02, 2021 09:03 PM (UHVv4)

341 Adams got lucky once and called the 2016 election, and he'll never get over it.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:04 PM (sGnvY)

342 @308 Yellowstone Caldera - you talking about Beth? Yeah she is more deadly than SMOD.

Posted by: Rusty at December 02, 2021 09:04 PM (2w0s8)

343 I always wondered why everyone who went to Iraq and Afghanistan were NG. Why join the NG and not RA? NG got fucked with multiple deployments and I wonder if they just didn't have enough RA.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 09:05 PM (+ya+t)

344 my father served in the Illinois National Guard and did two tours in Korea as part of his Guard service

while there's plenty to be pissed at him about, W didn't invent the wheel
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2021 08:51 PM (DUIap)

Some National Guard units were regularized and sent overseas in WWII as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 09:05 PM (eoQWY)

345 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 02, 2021 07:43 PM (JJatH)

Thanks Ann. Sent you an email

Posted by: 7man at December 02, 2021 09:06 PM (qwO6y)

346 Harder to fool. Longer history timeframe (~ 6 mo, IIRC).
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Yeah. It even picks up CBD oil.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 09:07 PM (uXonU)

347 I see the Carrington Event gets no love in the Apocalypse bingo card.

Sad.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 08:59 PM (BFigT)

I mean he's not everyone's cup of tea, but I'd hardly call Rodney's act an extinction level event....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:07 PM (6FeV1)

348 I like the idea of a state guard/militia. We need to do that here. First, we have to secede from the eastern half of the state, though.

Posted by: Col. Pennsyltucky of the 42nd Westsylvania Volunteers at December 02, 2021 09:08 PM (lNHqD)

349 343 I always wondered why everyone who went to Iraq and Afghanistan were NG. Why join the NG and not RA? NG got fucked with multiple deployments and I wonder if they just didn't have enough RA.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 09:05 PM (+ya+t)

My son joined the TX National Guard to get in state tuition at University of Texas. His unit was activated and sent to Iraq in 2005 I think it was. He served gladly.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:08 PM (AmoqO)

350 Optics! That is all the Junta and their pals care about.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 09:01 PM (AMIL/

I wonder what carefully crafted message "shit yourself in the Vatican" was intended to convey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:09 PM (6FeV1)

351 From a National Guard history site:

"During World War II, National Guard units participated in 34 separate campaigns and numerous assault landings in the European and Pacific Theaters of Operation. Of the first five U.S. Army divisions to enter offensive combat, four of them, the 32nd, 34th, 37th and Americal Divisions, were Guard divisions".

Since its formation, the NG has been used to jump start the formation of large formations since they already are trained and familiar with each other. The Union did similarly with regular army units in the Civil War, though the expansion they already did made their elite status more marginal and they soon were attritted to nubs.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

352 OK, I wanted to post a link to El Gato Malo on substack, but apparently, substack has been banned by pixy. If you can find it, his latest post ("taking away words is taking away power") is a good one.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 02, 2021 09:10 PM (8548M)

353 350 I wonder what carefully crafted message "shit yourself in the Vatican" was intended to convey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:09 PM (6FeV1)

I still imagine the conversation:

Pope Frank: "Blecch! Your flatulence!"

Poop Joe: "Nah, you can just call me 'Mr. President.'"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 09:12 PM (lNHqD)

354 Mrs. Peel

Use tinyurl.com/app

It's easy. Paste the link. Hit the button. Hit the copy link button. Paste it here. Bob's your uncle.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 09:13 PM (OssQ4)

355 they soon were attritted to nubs
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You know you're gonna have to face it
You're attritted to nubs.

Posted by: Buckwheat sings Robert Palmer at December 02, 2021 09:13 PM (sGnvY)

356 Awesome that the Women's Tennis Association told China to F*ck Off, even though it will cost the WTA many million$ of dollar$.

As the song goes, "Start me with ten who are stout-heared men, and I'll soon show you ten thousand more."

Stout-hearted wome show the way.
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 02, 2021 08:44 PM (HCeRP)

I saw a chiron on ESPN saying that the WTA has given in.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2021 09:13 PM (eoQWY)

357 Pope Frank: "Blecch! Your flatulence!"

Poop Joe: "Nah, you can just call me 'Mr. President.'"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 09:12 PM (lNHqD)

"Frank. Frank. Frankie. Hey. Hey, Pope-ey. Frank. FRANK!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!"

"..... holy shit. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:14 PM (6FeV1)

358 352 OK, I wanted to post a link to El Gato
=====================

Go to https://is.gd/ , then insert the link, copy the results and paste it here.

Try it. It's easy.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 09:15 PM (lfdhp)

359 Should be fine, NL.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 02, 2021 09:15 PM (5HBd1)

360 "During World War II, National Guard units participated in 34 separate campaigns and numerous assault landings in the European and Pacific Theaters of Operation. Of the first five U.S. Army divisions to enter offensive combat, four of them, the 32nd, 34th, 37th and Americal Divisions, were Guard divisions".

Since its formation, the NG has been used to jump start the formation of large formations since they already are trained and familiar with each other. The Union did similarly with regular army units in the Civil War, though the expansion they already did made their elite status more marginal and they soon were attritted to nubs.
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Thanks Oldcat, always something to learn here.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 09:16 PM (+ya+t)

361 The assholes did insure that my son's unit was active for less than one year. G.I. Bill benefits don't you know.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:16 PM (AmoqO)

362 Some of you may be familiar with one of the most amazing bands in rock history -- LOVE (Arthur Lee). Their 3rd album, "Forever Changes" is rightly considered a masterpiece. I provide for your listening pleasure one of the songs thereon, "The Red Telephone" (somewhat apropos for today)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_j0qicK9mc

"They're locking them up today. They're throwing away the key. I wonder who it'll be tomorrow, you or me. We're all normal and we want our freedom. Freedom. Alla God's chilluns gotta have their freedom."

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2021 09:19 PM (KAi1n)

363 Michael P Senger
at_MichaelPSenger

Hayley Hodgson recounts how police came to her home in Australia after a friend tested COVID positive and made her go to the Howard Springs quarantine camp, where she was forced to stay 14 days despite testing negative three times.

https://bit.ly/3DdfeZ6

8:13 PM - Dec 2, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3oiy3Gb

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 09:20 PM (Do5/p)

364 I see Kinzinger is being a dick again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 09:22 PM (qxz9B)

365 Forgive me if I'm off base here, i mean, I'm no expert in the field or anything, but... isn't cramming a bunch of people together in the same place the EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE of a quarantine? It's more like, oh, what's the word, when you gather more of a thing into a smaller volume...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:24 PM (6FeV1)

366 I don't know if this has been covered, but Baldwin explains that he pulled the hammer back, then let it down, and then the gun went off "inexplicably".

I felt like I had an ice-cream brain-freeze for how absolutely moronic this is. He is throwing himself on the mercy of people who know zero about guns, pretending to be one himself.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2021 09:24 PM (ybIRR)

367 364 I see Kinzinger is being a dick again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 09:22 PM (qxz9B)

Show me what a man eats...

Posted by: Brillat-Savarin at December 02, 2021 09:24 PM (6FeV1)

368 Oh man my daughter in NM is livid. She HAS to take the damn booster shot per their stupid idiot governer. She got the Moderna shot earlier this year.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 09:25 PM (nxdel)

369 I see Kinzinger is being a dick again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 09:22 PM (qxz9B)

He never stopped.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2021 09:25 PM (vFBU8)

370 Gato Malo's substack link

taking away words is taking away power
it's time to start using the third rails of US politics to cook the sacred cows

https://tinyurl.com/2p845e9a

"the problem with cancel culture and the aggrievement industrial complex whose denizens deliberately cultivate an explosive attitude touchier than a shaved honeybadger is this:

it makes it impossible to speak about the things that matter."

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 09:26 PM (ZMraq)

371 Not sure if this was mentioned today but the U.N. General Assembly voted 128-11 to disavow Jewish ties to the Temple Mount. It is to be called solely by its Muslim name al-Haram al-Sharif.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:26 PM (AmoqO)

372 Not sure if this was mentioned today but the U.N. General Assembly voted 128-11 to disavow Jewish ties to the Temple Mount. It is to be called solely by its Muslim name al-Haram al-Sharif.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:26 PM (AmoqO)

He gives good bridge tips.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2021 09:27 PM (vFBU8)

373 348 I like the idea of a state guard/militia. We need to do that here. First, we have to secede from the eastern half of the state, though.
Posted by: Col. Pennsyltucky of the 42nd Westsylvania Volunteers

Dump Philadelphia onto New Jersey, wall off Harrisburg and Pittsburgh, and you'll see an improvement almost immediately.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2021 09:28 PM (sAmhv)

374 At this late date how in the actual hell can senate Rs not understand what we want

How can they keep doing this

Enough.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2021 09:28 PM (SdU9z)

375 ..I don't know if this has been covered, but Baldwin explains that he pulled the hammer back, then let it down, and then the gun went off "inexplicably".

I felt like I had an ice-cream brain-freeze for how absolutely moronic this is. He is throwing himself on the mercy of people who know zero about guns, pretending to be one himself. Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2021 09:24 PM (ybIRR)

Doing such absolutely requires the trigger to be pulled, in order to "let the hammer down", no matter how gently one does so. Which puts lie to Baldwin's claim that he never pulled the trigger.

If he tried to "let the hammer down", then he had to pull the trigger. Which is probably when the hammer slipped out from under his thumb, and sadly, a loud noise ensued. This is Courtroom Quality Evidence, to bastardize a phrase from a certain Slapweasel.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 09:28 PM (QzJWU)

376 Not sure if this was mentioned today but the U.N. General Assembly voted 128-11 to disavow Jewish ties to the Temple Mount. It is to be called solely by its Muslim name al-Haram al-Sharif.

Molon labe, MFers.

Posted by: Israel at December 02, 2021 09:29 PM (ZsR3z)

377 374 At this late date how in the actual hell can senate Rs not understand what we want

How can they keep doing this

Enough.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2021 09:28 PM (SdU9z)

sorry... you are late to the game. This has been going on for more than 35 years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 09:29 PM (oHd/0)

378 I guess they caught the 3 guys who escaped from the Australian Covid camp. That country is a lot different than I thought it was. I'm sure people won't be fighting back with sticks for long.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 09:29 PM (+ya+t)

379 Not sure if this was mentioned today but the U.N. General Assembly voted 128-11 to disavow Jewish ties to the Temple Mount. It is to be called solely by its Muslim name al-Haram al-Sharif.
Posted by: Javems

Fuck the UN and fuck those kiddie diddlers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 09:30 PM (uXonU)

380 OK, I wanted to post a link to El Gato Malo on substack
-------

I will click, but this had better not turn out to be Spanish for "Gabe Malor".

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 09:30 PM (sGnvY)

381 At this late date how in the actual hell can senate Rs not understand what we want

How can they keep doing this

Enough.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 02, 2021 09:28 PM (SdU9z)

Hey, the stop gap bill contains NO NEW SPENDING.

You know, except for that $7 billion for Afghan refugees...

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 09:31 PM (qxz9B)

382
Howard Springs quarantine camp

Did the three people who escaped from that place get put into the cooler?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 09:32 PM (63Dwl)

383 Fuck the UN and fuck those kiddie diddlers.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 09:30 PM (uXonU)

Well at least 11 countries aren't completely lost.

Willing to bet the demented pervert's regime wasn't in the nay column, was it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2021 09:32 PM (6FeV1)

384 I think he pulled it back most of the way, but not all the way.

I have never owned a revolver, but I have seen The Quick and The Dead eleven times, so I think you should defer to that.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2021 09:33 PM (ybIRR)

385 The Howard Springs coof camp has an orange roof.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2021 09:36 PM (vFBU8)

386 Babylon Bee is selling subs for half off. Just got the Basic Subscription at only $25 for a year. Niiiiiice!

Did it for the podcasts. They do very good interviews and subscribers get longer podcasts.

It's late. I'm tired.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2021 09:36 PM (S2A35)

387 I'm craving a carnitas chimichanga right about now, too lazy to go get it.

Posted by: 5280 at December 02, 2021 09:37 PM (oSX/P)

388 I have, much to my chagrin, once pulled the hammer back on a revolver, lost control of it before it locked back and fired off a around. Thankfully it was pointed down range. No excuses.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:37 PM (AmoqO)

389 This is Courtroom Quality Evidence, to bastardize a phrase from a certain Slapweasel.

Jim

lemonade.

Now I want lemonade (the good stuff)

Posted by: Thirstified Miklos at December 02, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

390 Bourbon Chicken,

Nah, hammer had to have been fully cocked to full-lock to the rear, in order for the cylinder to properly index the chamber under the hammer. Partial (half-cock) notch on the hammer, results in the cylinder turning only 1/2 way to the next chamber. On vintage Remington revolvers, there was a neat lil' notch milled into the rear of the cylinder between chambers. it'd snugly hold the lowered hammer between chambers, so that "loading six" (and carrying the gun loaded with such), as a far safer proposition than doing so with a Colt lockwork revolver. Colt, you loaded five, and carried with the hammer down on an empty chamber.

Bad things were likely to happen if you loaded with, and "carried six".

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 09:38 PM (QzJWU)

391 The Howard Springs coof camp has an orange roof.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

calm strips

Now I want clam strips

Posted by: Miklos Johnson at December 02, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

392 I got a text a few minutes ago from my Ex, the mother of the kids I call my own. She tried getting me to pressure the boy into getting the Clot Shot.

She was whining that the two girls were giving him hell about it and were going to cut him out of the holidays. They already did at Thanksgiving.

I have talked to the kid and we are on the same page so I replied to her that she was barking up the wrong tree, that I had done extensive research on the side effects of that shit and have come to the conclusion that it is poison. I told her that not only was I not taking The Jab under any circumstances but that I would strongly advise anyone else not too.

And then it was on.

https://bit.ly/3xRbGdP

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 09:40 PM (Do5/p)

393 Clam your strips, Miklos

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 09:41 PM (ZMraq)

394 Still holding out hope that SMOD smacks the Yellowstone Caldera right in the kisser at a significant percentage of the speed of light.

Instant Rapture.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 09:41 PM (mJnIC)

395 Jebus, why doesn't Akman and Buck just go down on the field and the Cowboys.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:42 PM (AmoqO)

396 'The accounts are on black-out and you can call back the week of the 6th.' I said what's a black-out? She said it's just something we do around this time. So I asked just call back on the 6th? And she said 'Oh no, just sometime that week.' I do not feel good about this.
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2021 08:22 PM (0OP+5)

Yeah no...that's bullshit.

Unless they're employing the Jon Corzine doctrine.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 02, 2021 09:43 PM (BgMrQ)

397
The Howard Springs coof camp has an orange roof.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Howard Johnson is right!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 09:45 PM (63Dwl)

398 Waukesha Killer feelz "Demonized" _zh

Poor little feller. Put him out of his misery.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 09:46 PM (lfdhp)

399 Harry Potter's childhood toilet?
Posted by: Pete

For taking a deuce and a half?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 09:46 PM (sIxXb)

400 Howard Johnson's restaurants were forced into bankruptcy, when the vast herds of the Orange Nauga were hunted to extinction.

There was no further source of Orange Naugahyde, which was required to properly appoint the interior furnishings.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 09:48 PM (QzJWU)

401 The Yellowstone caldera is one big relief valve, meaning, the pressures underneath never build to dangerous level because of all the continuous venting.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 09:48 PM (hD2j4)

402 So, the local news is The Erie County NY Democratic Chair was just arrested. Again. While awaiting sentencing for funneling foreign money to a candidate, he got himself arrested for something entirely different. Side note: NY Governor Kathy Hochul comes from Erie County. These two have met.

Former Erie County Dem Chair...

And yes, he and Kathy now each other very well.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 02, 2021 09:48 PM (BgMrQ)

403 Danske Bank is reclassifying 95% of all its investment funds as ESG, or as I understand it, Essentially Green, even Royal Dutch Shell and FoMoCo among others.
_zh

Go Green !

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 09:52 PM (lfdhp)

404 Howard Springs quarantine camp: "You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 09:54 PM (Do5/p)

405 The old man would always bring home Hojo's chicken croquettes from his business trips.
Plus those weird toastee corn thingees.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 09:55 PM (vuisn)

406 Samsung fridge $2600 4 years ago. Ice maker no worky and the fridge temps are uncontrollable. They'll run from 18 degrees F up and into the 60s F. Called Samsung today and was assured everything would be free. Service appt.Tues. Talked to service people $300 service charge and $260 minimum parts charge estimate. My sphincter is quivering.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 09:56 PM (+ya+t)

407 401 The Yellowstone caldera is one big relief valve, meaning, the pressures underneath never build to dangerous level because of all the continuous venting.
---------
It's true, Old Faithful and friends make sure the pressures are kept at a low level. Now, if one wants a SMOD of Biblical degree to smite the sinners, think about Mount Rainier roaring to life and sending a pyroclastic cloud down its snowy peak, down the steep slopes, and into all the suburbs and country homes on its way to Seattle, Tacoma, and anyplace else that the channeled muck and mirk hits for sixty miles around. (The Big One shaking western California to the ground is way overdue.)

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 09:57 PM (W+kMI)

408 Yellowstone pops about every 600,000 years.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (0hbQ6)

409 Not sure if this was mentioned today but the U.N. General Assembly voted 128-11 to disavow Jewish ties to the Temple Mount. It is to be called solely by its Muslim name al-Haram al-Sharif.

Posted by: Javems

Fuck the UN.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (mJnIC)

410 If he tried to "let the hammer down", then he had to pull the trigger. Which is probably when the hammer slipped out from under his thumb, and sadly, a loud noise ensued. This is Courtroom Quality Evidence, to bastardize a phrase from a certain Slapweasel.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Perhaps that is what I did. The revolver was a south American knock off Colt or Smith & Wesson Can't remember which. My step Dad's. Embarrassing, but pointed down range.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (AmoqO)

411 I think the correct phrase for discussing Alec Baldwin's idiotic handgun handling is "going off half-cocked".

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:00 PM (W+kMI)

412 408 Yellowstone pops about every 600,000 years.
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That makes it much safer than most volcanos, like, say, Krakatau.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (W+kMI)

413 82 From the nobody gives a shit but me Dept. I'm doin a happy dance because I finally got that pin out.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2021 07:49 PM (+buuv)

Remember to hold the spoon tight until you throw. Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2021 10:05 PM (cqzjS)

414 Well. I figured I'd have a cocktail. I think I may be missing stuff...
Luv you all anyway...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (16EvI)

415 Not sure if this was mentioned today but the U.N. General Assembly voted 128-11 to disavow Jewish ties to the Temple Mount. It is to be called solely by its Muslim name al-Haram al-Sharif.

Posted by: Javems

Fuck the UN.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (mJnIC

I havent reached Revelation yet , but isnt this a sign?

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

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