aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Dancing Doberman/Moonwalking Mutt Cafe
A recent pic of Boji, Istanbul's public-transportation-loving hound
Looter otters. Lootters! Dolphins annoy whales with a bunch of show-offy nonsense and aqua-f*ckery. Huge owl. Might appear larger due to small girl. Rooster suffers an identity crisis. As does this fella. Proud booby. Inman: Playing stupid games, winning the appropriate prizes. Exploratory plumbing. A proud graduate of the Alec Baldwin School of Gun Safety and Actor-Level Intelligence.
Doberman dancing like Michael Jackson and doing the Dog Moon Walk.. 🔥
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 28, 2021
🎥 TT: dobermanvega pic.twitter.com/JDoYIhralK
Traindeer 😏 pic.twitter.com/bXtEbka1KX
— Steve Orino (@Steve_Orino_) November 30, 2021
Nope, not today.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/n5qZuJBy0x
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 30, 2021
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:24 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 07:24 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:24 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 07:24 PM (Gfcjv)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at December 01, 2021 07:25 PM (wD9FX)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 07:25 PM (gryET)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 07:25 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:25 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 07:25 PM (LVgqo)
'Allow?'
Posted by: Rape Otters at December 01, 2021 07:26 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 07:25 PM (LVgqo)
Fuck no! They'd start a fight with the weasels immediately.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:27 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 07:27 PM (Gfcjv)
https://www.infoplease.com/us/health-statistics/life- expectancy-age-1850-2011
On average a woman in 1850 who reached 20, would live to 60. In 2017 a woman who reached 20 would be expected to live to 82.
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2021 07:27 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2021 07:27 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 07:29 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 07:29 PM (sG4Hj)
Yeah, in the face- way too young looking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 07:30 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 07:30 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:30 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 07:29 PM (2JoB
With my eyesight that looked like "hear each other's sonar dicks?"
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (wAnMi)
I know Ace and Libs of TikTok have to highlight nobodies like that teacher in the last thread. It alerts people to what's going on in their schools, etc.
But it still bugs me because if those videos go viral, Big Red will see them too, and these people - whether it's a Marxist teacher, or a Marxist cop, or a Marxist barista - will get nice new jobs at higher pay immediately.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 07:32 PM (2ABQr)
Edibles are a real problem at schools nowadays. Are those cookies/gummy bears/lollipops normal ones or drugged ones? Who knows?
The stoners don't smell like stoners anymore and the smokers don't smell like smokers anymore.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 07:32 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 07:32 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (uXonU)
Turks have been weird for a while.
Maybe anti- dog sentiment is more an Arab thing? I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 07:32 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 07:32 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (63Dwl)
It's a beautiful world.
Posted by: General Boy at December 01, 2021 07:32 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 07:33 PM (7cRTM)
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2021 07:33 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 07:33 PM (gryET)
And it pretty much defines the current status of Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 07:34 PM (/12FE)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 07:34 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 07:34 PM (Gfcjv)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 07:34 PM (2JoB8)
[lose some weight, fat ass! i jump yo mama]
Posted by: dolphins mocking at December 01, 2021 07:35 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Kyle Rittenbear at December 01, 2021 07:35 PM (2ABQr)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 01, 2021 07:35 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 07:36 PM (/12FE)
Posted by: Assless Chaps at December 01, 2021 07:36 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2021 07:33 PM (OalnH)
Santa's magic dust. Sounds a bit criminal when you say it out loud.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (LVgqo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I've held one. Her annual vet check up. I'm 6 ft tall. I had her just above her talons with my arms stretched all the way down. We were eye to eye. I'm glad she was semi-tame.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 07:32 PM (2ABQr)
Well, twatter ceo parag aragwagalag's first decree was that you can no longer post pics or videos of people (regardless of where) without their permission. This shit is aimed directly at creators like Inman and scum of tik tok. Now, somebody feelz bad for being dipshits, they complain and it gets pulled down - and twatter probably gives them a strike. They'll be gone in a couple of months.
I just hope that people on our side do the same shit - since antifa is so fond of doxxing. With a little work, twatter can be a steaming husk by 2023.
Posted by: General Boy at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 07:30 PM (vuisn)
The rooster is their dope dealer.
Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2021 07:38 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: banana Dream
Santa's magic dust. Flying reindeer.
And now you know, the rest of the story.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:38 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2021 07:39 PM (fF7O0)
That David French guy really does love himself quite a lot, doesn't he?
Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2021 07:38 PM (UewuT)
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Only from behind the slightly cracked-open door of his closet while someone else loves his wife.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 07:39 PM (2ABQr)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=120172
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 07:40 PM (/12FE)
Since they want to act as publisher's, they should be bound by those laws.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (uXonU)
Turks have been weird for a while.
Maybe anti- dog sentiment is more an Arab thing? I dunno.
Turkey is considered part of Europe for State posts, so maybe they have more of a European outlook on dogs. Several families, including us, had dogs poisoned in Jordan, which is fairly westernized. But no problems in the Gulf, for some reason. I guess it depends on the individual. Dogs are considered haram, or forbidden/unclean, because according to a Hadith, the PBUHMO didn't like dogs.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (/12FE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I've held one. Her annual vet check up. I'm 6 ft tall. I had her just above her talons with my arms stretched all the way down. We were eye to eye. I'm glad she was semi-tame.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (uXonU)
There's many videos on yootoob of golden eagles plucking goats off of the sides of cliffs, along with lots of other "you ain't shit" vids. Really glad we don't have dinosaurs to deal with.
Posted by: General Boy at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, I saw one dining an a deer on the side of a logging road. Gigantic bird.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 07:42 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 01, 2021 07:42 PM (sIxXb)
Posted by: Brandon at December 01, 2021 07:33 PM (OalnH)
How did you think Santa has same-day service?
Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at December 01, 2021 07:42 PM (Fs5vw)
Nancy Pelosi Portfolio Tracker @NancyTracker 20h
On the 1st day of Maxwell's trial...
The CEO of twitter resigned
The CFO of CNBC resigned
The CFO of Walmart resigned
The CFO of Goldman Sachs resigned
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 07:42 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:44 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (uXonU)
Too bad they own the government. That's really something I was hoping Trump would do, but I guess we're lucky we got what we did. The GOPe would have shit twinkies if he went after their pocketbooks - again.
Posted by: General Boy at December 01, 2021 07:44 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:44 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 07:24 PM (kBuGL
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WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHOS A GOOD BOY!
Posted by: A Dog at December 01, 2021 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 07:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, I saw one dining an a deer on the side of a logging road. Gigantic bird.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 07:42 PM (AiZBA)
Of course they're big . How do you think they were able carry away Frodo and Sam?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 07:45 PM (lZco9)
The CEO of twitter resigned
The CFO of CNBC resigned
The CFO of Walmart resigned
The CFO of Goldman Sachs resigned
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 07:42 PM (iam1O)
Weird, I just searched cfo cnbc, and the first thing that popped up was the twitter guy "did not resign because of G Maxwell's testimony."
The protesting too much quote may be applied here, I think.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 07:45 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:45 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 07:24 PM (kBuGL
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WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHOS A GOOD BOY!
Posted by: A Dog at December 01, 2021 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
One cartoon I really liked dog thinking "Always good boy, never GREAT boy!"
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:46 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2021 07:38 PM (UewuT)
Love the one you're with.
Posted by: Steven Stills at December 01, 2021 07:46 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2021 07:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December
Dude.
She might be 14.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 07:46 PM (h6rti)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 07:45 PM (lZco9)
Forced perspective. Plus, everyone knows Frodo and Sam were just action figures.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:47 PM (wAnMi)
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHOS A GOOD BOY!
Posted by: A Dog at December 01, 2021 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)
You're sock should have been, BEN ROTHLESBERGER'S DOG.
Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at December 01, 2021 07:47 PM (Fs5vw)
Any help appreciated. Thanks
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2021 07:47 PM (4780s)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (uXonU)
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:47 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 07:29 PM (2JoB
With my eyesight that looked like "hear each other's sonar dicks?"
Posted by: clutch cargo
Am guessing it interferes with the Navy's gaydar installations.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 01, 2021 07:48 PM (sIxXb)
Girl doesn't look a day over 15 so I kept my eye on the owl.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 07:48 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 01, 2021 07:48 PM (fF7O0)
I read that as Fredo and started to smile imagining that...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 07:48 PM (/12FE)
Reminds me of that song "Wildfire" which I hate.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 07:48 PM (R/m4+)
https://tinyurl.com/2vjxkbc7
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 01, 2021 07:48 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (uXonU)
Dog's been doing this for so long he got on the train in Constantinople.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 07:37 PM (lZco9)
The whales looked a bit agitated. May have come together in a defensive posture. Could have been playing I guess. Don't talk whale.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (BRFns)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (poMoX)
The CFO of CNBC resigned
The CFO of Walmart resigned
The CFO of Goldman Sachs resigned
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN
I'm going to get out in front of this situation and declare that these people didn't kill themselves.
Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (njExo)
Yeah, I saw one dining an a deer on the side of a logging road. Gigantic bird.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
Of course they're big . How do you think they were able carry away Frodo and Sam?
Posted by: Just a side note
Like a Roc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (h6rti)
It's fun.
https://bit.ly/3omgXr3
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: That guy who always sings... at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: A Dog at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (poMoX)
Heh. Well done.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2021 07:47 PM (4780s)
I sent the link to Boy928 so I have it.
https://bityl.co/9tLq
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I've held one. Her annual vet check up. I'm 6 ft tall. I had her just above her talons with my arms stretched all the way down. We were eye to eye. I'm glad she was semi-tame.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021
Stood next to a mature Red Tail hawk one time. It was huge, almost 4ft tall and was pissed being gawked at.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (1hsNT)
You'd think so but in they are incredibly agile swimmers and their roads are endlessly wide and deep.
We see them when we are out fishing in the gulf stream and they will ride the bow wave of the boat. They come right up next to it and you think they are going to hit and the next thing you know the disappear under the surface and pop up on the other side of the boat and then do a little tail walk to show off.
Smart too. They never try to take our bait.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Steven Stills at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:47 PM (rdbLX)
Okay...
https://youtu.be/vsQrKZcYtqg
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (wAnMi)
Dude.
She might be 14.
Oh.
Cute kid?
(shrugs) Looked older, like college age older. I'll go back to living my life as a hermit now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (uXonU)
Muzzies are supposed to view dogs as unclean or something so I imagine they wouldn't eat them. You're thinking China.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2021 07:47 PM (4780s)
Don't think it was London. Dropsy, Consumption, etc..?
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 07:51 PM (Foq6I)
The CFO of CNBC resigned
The CFO of Walmart resigned
The CFO of Goldman Sachs resigned
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN
I'm going to get out in front of this situation and declare that these people didn't kill themselves.
Posted by: Paco
And I'm out in front of you, cheering them on.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 01, 2021 07:51 PM (sIxXb)
If you want something done right...
Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 07:51 PM (L5/UH)
Posted by: The Roc at December 01, 2021 07:51 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Just go straight to the harpoons.
Dolphins: assholes of the sea.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:51 PM (wAnMi)
https://bit.ly/3pcXiIY
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 07:52 PM (sG4Hj)
Girl doesn't look a day over 15 so I kept my eye on the owl.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 07:48 PM (lZco9)
She's already a heartbreaker.
Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at December 01, 2021 07:52 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 07:52 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:51 PM (wAnMi)
Well, for fishermen, that would be seal lions.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 07:53 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 07:53 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (poMoX)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SAME BOOBIES AS YOU MORONS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at December 01, 2021 07:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 07:53 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 07:54 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2021 07:54 PM (njExo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 07:54 PM (yFHtB)
they'll come up to the tourist boats and roll and look at everyone. You can tell by their eye that they're being friendly, weird as that may sound.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 07:55 PM (AwPyG)
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Puff the magic reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 07:54 PM (+
According to the commercials it's Red Bull.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 07:55 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 07:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2021 07:55 PM (0OP+5)
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Thanks, link didn't work but it seems to have given me a date, 11/22, so off to the archives I go.
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2021 07:56 PM (4780s)
The protesting too much quote may be applied here, I think.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 07:45 PM (JrN/
We will never know, they will probably seal the transcripts for 75 years.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 07:56 PM (BRFns)
I hear swoosh and look at my truck. There is an owl with a rat in his mouth in front of my truck. He flies off. I guessed he was about 34 inches tall.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 07:56 PM (yrol0)
Whatever for?
The list is broad, deep and lengthy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 07:56 PM (BFigT)
hand snaked it twice all the way to the wall.
No joy.
Uncle did the dishes in the laundry room sink.
No food poisonings.
plumber electric snaked it Friday.
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (rdbLX)
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twee twee click click click tweeeee tweee click tweee
twe click tweeee
[it's like dolphin tweeed by retards! fat-asses!]
Posted by: dolphins mocking at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 07:53 PM (AiZBA)
Nothing more hysterical than watching Seal Rock when the orcas are passing by. There's always just enough room on that rock for all but 3 seals. Ever.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 07:58 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhennigantx
So the owl protected the base from a dirty rat attack.
Give that owl a geedunk ribbon.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 07:58 PM (huCvK)
I like the part where he sings: Theres a hoot owl howlin outside my window now!
Always gets me.
Posted by: J.Frank Parnell at December 01, 2021 07:58 PM (O6DoG)
The list is broad, deep and lengthy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 07:56 PM (BFigT)
Will New Zealand stand by their "no furriners allowed" stand?
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 07:58 PM (Foq6I)
Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 07:59 PM (yrol0)
I guess they thought they were bulletproof. Until they weren't.
It's interesting, because you get the sense the press knows what's coming but no one wants to open the can of worms--especially in the UK
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:00 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 08:00 PM (sAmhv)
hand snaked it twice all the way to the wall.
No joy.
Uncle did the dishes in the laundry room sink.
No food poisonings.
plumber electric snaked it Friday.
Posted by: DaveA at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (FhXTo)
Honey you checked our shitter?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Michael Martin Murphy at December 01, 2021 08:01 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (poMoX)
ONE OF US!!!!
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 07:58 PM (Foq6I)
I crack me up. They mean you and me. Furriners with huge money are always welcome.
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 08:01 PM (Foq6I)
https://ytube.io/3NwT
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 07:57 PM (rdbLX)
I'll see your Raging Rudolph with a murder mystery:
https://youtu.be/gpGghlqxZiI
And raise you a birth defect:
https://youtu.be/r1Mu0EFvy2Q
(hard to beat the MADTv, that's a classic)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:01 PM (wAnMi)
Give that owl a geedunk ribbon.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 07:58 PM (huCvK)
He was about 36 inches tall scared the fuck outta me!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:01 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 07:59 PM (yrol0)
What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:02 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Aquafuckery Man at December 01, 2021 08:02 PM (xLaM7)
Posted by: The Owl at December 01, 2021 08:02 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (lZco9)
That's gotta be Bee.
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (63Dwl)
It takes about a half hour to come onto edibles. Don't eat a lot or you will regret it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (5HBd1)
http://www.anft.net/f-14/f14-squadron-vf31-213final.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (/12FE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (yrol0)
Oh, okay. Hard to tell anymore.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: artemis
The press knows.
The UK morons all have copies of 'expedient firearms' already.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (1hsNT)
One morning in my apt in Chicago saw my cats looking out the back glass door looking a bit subdued - saw a hawk/small eagle had come down and taken a bunny on the lawn out there and they wanted no part of that, but didn't want to move away either.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 08:00 PM (sAmhv)
They're amazingly silent for something that size, nature's own stealth fighter. I've got one that hangs out in one of my trees some evenings, I have yet to see it. But I sure can hear it!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (wAnMi)
Rice. Am I missing an obvious team?
Temple U
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (gryET)
French Revolution: "Hundreds Of Guillotine Accidents Reported"
Tiananmen Square: "Man Killed In Collision With Tank"
OJ Simpson: "Pair Of Gloves Strangles OJ's Wife"
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (yrol0)
That's gotta be Bee.
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (Tnijr)
Bam that's gotta hurt.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (63Dwl)
It was an ROUS.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 07:31 PM (uXonU)
per Mark Twain in the late 1890's there were packs of street dogs in Istambul and though they weren't cared for they were let run around.
He said in A Tramp Abroad that an Istambul governor decided they were a menace and rounded them up to "transport them to an island" and when the citizens found out they were being dumped to drown in the sea they had a series of riots, so that policy was abandoned.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (/12FE)
Posted by: f'd
The fact none of us are really sure is how far the Overton Window has come (gone?), eh?
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (Foq6I)
>Rice. Am I missing an obvious team?
Temple.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:02 PM (qxz9B)
at the BEE:
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (yrol0)
Those guys are good (and I mean guys in the inclusive sense).
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 08:05 PM (BRFns)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (AiZBA)
I don't think they exist.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:05 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:05 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December
Dude.
She might be 14.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 07:46 PM (h6rti)
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She might be 22.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:05 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 08:06 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 01, 2021 07:35 PM (sGtp+)
Isn't ESA planning to launch satellites with one of those?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:06 PM (ZMraq)
Temple.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)
FAU?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 08:06 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (lZco9)
Washington non observant mostly semi white Christian white people with no discernable cause for justice.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:06 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Ben Had
I volunteered for two years at the Heard Museum Raptor Center in McKinney before rehabbing wildlife for 10 years with a licensed rehabber in Lewisville. Ex wife got us involved.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 08:06 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: The smoking hot girl and the huge owl video at December 01, 2021 08:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (JrN/x)
Poisoning dogs. That's fucking evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (kBuGL)
Everybody in wall street and the SEC are corrupt, for starters--the past year has demonstrated this. So there was a superstonk campaign to register your GME shares DIRECTLY in your name, so the bad guys have no ammo to short stocks.
Fidelity stepped up to quickly help everyone switch to Compushare (direct register the shares you hold) Everyone loved Fidelity, the only honest broker!
Until yesterday, when the redditors discovered Fidelity plotted with the hedge funds to "lend" their new crop of shares so the hedge funds could short 11 million shares and drive the price down.
So now Fidelity is reaping what they sowed.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 07:59 PM (yrol0)
What the actual fuck?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:02 PM (qxz9B)
You have GOT to be shitting me. Dear Jeebus, if he really does this - can anybody question he's not trolling us? I sure AF ain't going to believe his handlers give a rat's ass about his approval numbers.
Because 1) he's bringing attention to something too many people don't even know about thanks to the MSM and 2) when people do find out, they'll be pissed. Then, the MSM is going to be tying itself in knots trying to explain it. If true, well, I've learned to stop saying it can't get stupider but it sure is tempting.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Walking a 3am watch at Balboa Naval Hospital while in school to be a corpsman. A foggy night and I have just checked the old morgue's doors.
A screech owl zooms over and lets loose with a really loud call right over my shoulder.
The hair on the back of my neck still stand up when I think about it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: rhennigantx
So the owl protected the base from a dirty rat attack.
Give that owl a geedunk ribbon.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 07:58 PM
Company commander in 68 explained the gee dunk colors this way. 'The blue is for the seas you ain't never crossed, the red is for the blood you ain't never shed, the white is for the color of your liver, and the yellow is for that strip up your back.' National Defense Service Medal. Badass rat-killing owl.
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (0OP+5)
Whatever for?
The list is broad, deep and lengthy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 07:56 PM (BFigT)
Did you get that from Eric Frank Russell's book "Wasp"?
spy infiltrating an alien planet during a space war does little sabotage / assassinations and leaves a calling card of a fake resistance group - if someone dies it always leaves a note that ends with a variant of "The List is Long"
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December
Dude.
She might be 14.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 07:46 PM (h6rti)
She might be 22.
if she is that young, her parents should see if they could find some clothes for somebody not trying to get laid for her.
Posted by: B
either way, in australia she is a go
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 08:08 PM (K3ZCc)
Thanks again, Morning rant 11/22. Found and forwarded.
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2021 08:08 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (kBuGL)
One word: Fauci.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 08:08 PM (AiZBA)
I'm about to watch "Thunderbolt and Lightfoot". Closer to the orangutang movies in spirit than the Callahaniad?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2021 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: A
beware the rabbits
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)
Ironic, given the brand name.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (JrN/x)
Poisoning dogs. That's fucking evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (kBuGL)
I watch a YT channel hosted by a Turkish doctor and his lovely sister and watch them wrestle hostile cats into getting exams. They seem to have lots of dog pets in their practice.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (eoQWY)
Students received an email at 3AM telling them there were no classes and to stay home today.
The "student audience" were all people bussed in from the Twin Cities.
http://bitly.ws/jPCt
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (63Dwl)
Big, effin' rat with a dick this long!
Posted by: LIttle Johnny at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (/12FE)
A screech owl zooms over and lets loose with a really loud call right over my shoulder.
The hair on the back of my neck still stand up when I think about it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (huCvK)
My second house use to be in FLA. I go out running about 4 AM and run up on a sand hill crane about my size.
Lets just say I threw away those shorts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: artemis
They appear to be private. What's the play?
I can't pull my 40 gazillion dollars from them...
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (Foq6I)
Poisoning dogs. That's fucking evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (kBuGL)
They also knew these dogs were pets, because the left the poison food along the paths that all of us owners walked. None of us lived near each others, so this was not just one individual doing it, it was fairly pervasive.
No words for how that impacted us.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 08:08 PM (AiZBA)
Yeah he deserves *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (4780s)
Don't you have he internet down there?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
I was indisposed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 01, 2021 08:11 PM (rdbLX)
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (JrN/x)
Is it true that "they" didn't like dogs because dogs would sound the alarm when "thieves" tried to sneak into a compound and do harm?
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at December 01, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 08:12 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 08:12 PM (7cRTM)
I should have known, and that the good guys were winning, since it disappeared from the 'news'.
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 08:13 PM (0hbQ6)
You always see comments like: "Oh if only people could get along as well. We could learn so much from the animals."
And they are the same people who call others anti-vaxxers and/or wish death on the right.
Posted by: abbynormal at December 01, 2021 08:14 PM (Xpj5t)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 01, 2021 08:14 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: The smoking hot girl and the huge owl video
Pounds?
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (P1f+c)
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Twenty pounds, mate. Same as in town.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 08:14 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:14 PM (lZco9)
They explain it on superstonk, but basically when you buy stock through a broker, they take your money and pretend they hold stock for you but instead they sell the same share multiple times and keep the money.
Everybody's crooked--and they've all been exposed because the gamers are stubborn, stubborn people.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:15 PM (AwPyG)
The hair on the back of my neck still stand up when I think about it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (huCvK)
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Had one let loose on my windshield.
Good for you he only screeched.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:15 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 08:15 PM (qpX6U)
Is it true that "they" didn't like dogs because dogs would sound the alarm when "thieves" tried to sneak into a compound and do harm?
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at December 01, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)
Why yes, that was a factor. One dog that was poisoned - his owner was hit just after Gulf War II started. The poisoning took place just a few months before.
How are you?
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 08:16 PM (JrN/x)
http://www.anft.net/f-14/f14-squadron-vf31-213final.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 08:03 PM (/12FE)
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Grrowl power!
I assume, as a cat-girl, you approve.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 01, 2021 08:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 08:16 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 08:16 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 01, 2021 08:17 PM (3/XaG)
I should have known, and that the good guys were winning, since it disappeared from the 'news'.
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 08:13 PM (0hbQ6)
I haven't followed it strongly, but after they won at Gamestop they picked a few more targets of the short sellers to defend, and since they appear to be 100 times smarter than the oppo they likely have a few wins in their book since then.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: The smoking hot girl and the huge owl video at December 01, 2021 08:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:17 PM (huCvK)
No words for how that impacted us.
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 08:10 PM (JrN/x)
Huh, I'd probably be figuring out traps for them that involved 12 volt batteries. Good thing I don't live there. But, there's no shortage of cultures that treat animals worse than insects. There's probably still old kung fu movies available on amazon where they don't ever need to worry about posting "no animals were harmed in the filming..." disclosure.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:17 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:15 PM (AwPyG)
Yeah, I get that. But how do we short a private company?
What's the suggested play on Reddit, or anywhere else?
Hell, I made a small fortune off AMPY, just cause I knew the story wasn't as bad as the press.
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 08:17 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar
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Bite 'em in the uh oh, like that watch dog, yesterday.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:18 PM (iam1O)
I am no expert, but if you go to superstonk (a subthread of reddit--don't be scared off, though) there's a lot of very smart people, kind of like here at ace's.
In theory, the hedge funds are desperate because they've been caught with their pants down on the GME short, and once they start collapsing, its a domino effect. Then the SEC and the DTCC is supposed to cover the stockholder's losses, but if they can't, down goes the banks and then the fed.
so, we'll see. It's very clear there's shenanigans going on, and the business media is covering for it.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:19 PM (AwPyG)
She's aged pretty well... but still psycho.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 08:19 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2021 08:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 08:20 PM (/12FE)
She's aged pretty well... but still psycho.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 08:19 PM (BFigT)
Was she the Italy one ace had a crush on?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:20 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 08:19 PM (BFigT)
Hey now that's ace's girlfriend you're talking about.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:20 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: The smoking hot girl and the huge owl video at December 01, 2021 08:21 PM (Xrfse)
And you get top billing in any alphabetic listing!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:21 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: The smoking hot girl and the huge owl video at December 01, 2021 08:21 PM (Xrfse)
That's as good as an admission of guilt these days.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 08:22 PM (SH2Zi)
No shit, right?
Posted by: Kangaroo, sharpening his claws at December 01, 2021 08:23 PM (Ls/45)
Posted by: abbynormal at December 01, 2021 08:14 PM (Xpj5t)
Yep. Most antifa accounts are covered with heart emojis and talk about love etc., then go right to hope they all die, kill the unvaxxed, punch a nazi etc. In a sane society, they'd have been doing studies on these people while locked up. Gotta wonder if they just talk themselves into believing they really believe their own lies, or if they're entirely clueless as to the irony of it all. Sadly, that guy and one other that posts cute, adorable vids are also far leftists that promote crazy.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:23 PM (wAnMi)
And you get top billing in any alphabetic listing!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:21 PM (ZMraq
Anytime I see an animated Aardvark I think of Jackie Mason. Or at least the voice actor imitating Jackie Mason.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:23 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 08:23 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:19 PM (AwPyG)
I'm not sure they are desperate, but they have some battle scars in what used to be a safe and easy, amoral scam. Talk down a stock in the press they own, and short it to destroy the company. Who cares what happens to the plebs who worked there.
So far the powers have tried shielding the hedgers, but they can only do so much and word is some are feeling a bit of the fear of the hunted now that regular folks are going for them. Good.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:24 PM (eoQWY)
Anyone ever make spaghetti and meatballs in their Crockpot? Apparently it's super easy; barely an inconvenience.
You put your frozen meatballs in the bottom, break the spaghetti in half and throw in, dump in a jar of spaghetti sauce, and add some water.
10 minutes later, you've got Spaghetti & Meatballs. I'ma gonna try it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 01, 2021 08:24 PM (xuD+S)
"If it's not a human, then why are you harvesting organs from it?"
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 08:24 PM (WwKVr)
Posted by: The smoking hot girl and the huge owl video
Pounds?
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (P1f+c)
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inches.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 08:25 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT "
Pickleball. The future is Pickleball.
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2021 08:25 PM (Tnijr)
So now Fidelity is reaping what they sowed.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)
So what is it they are doing? I don't speak finance
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:25 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2021 08:25 PM (0OP+5)
The general consensus is the hedge funds pick a target that could compete with Amazon, and short it so it is destroyed. Radio Shack, Toys R us, Sears, Gamestop.
The people who get into the weeds with analysis are like Dave in Fla--they seem very knowledgeable. It may be the biggest story no one has ever heard of
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:26 PM (AwPyG)
Students received an email at 3AM telling them there were no classes and to stay home today.
The "student audience" were all people bussed in from the Twin Cities.
http://bitly.ws/jPCt
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Ter
That might explain the 30 plus busses and suvs in the Biden motorcade
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 08:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
"If it's not a human, then why are you harvesting organs from it?"
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 08:24 PM (WwKVr)
Boom drops the hammer right there. I'm always annoyed at myself when I don't think of those things that seem so obvious after the fact.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 08:26 PM (lZco9)
Posted by: Soothsayer
10min later! Lmao, let us know how that works out for you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:26 PM (huCvK)
But there have always been shenanigans going on. This is nothing new.
What's new is that, at least in Gamestop, the short interest exceeded the float. That's illegal as hell. No one's gone to jail yet, no one's gone broke (except one hedge fund that got propped by every one with an interest).
And Gamestop is still in the stratosphere.
There will never be another Gamestop, cause the publishers quit publishing short interest! Nothing you need to know, peasant!
Unreal.
But my initial question remains unanswered. And any public board will no longer have great intel. Trust me.
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 08:27 PM (Foq6I)
Those Chinese guys that keep on popping up at hospitals with an eel up their ass... I think it might be a similar process.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2021 08:27 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:08 PM (eoQWY)
WASP! Eric Frank Russell, the second best book he ever wrote.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:27 PM (ZMraq)
While ice fishing with my nephew at Salmon Reservoir, an humungous raptor swooped down between us from behind and snagged the biggest fish we had caught, about 25 inches.
Craziest thing I've ever witnessed.
It was part of a mating pair, and we soon realized that we could toss a fish on the ice about ten feet away and they would swoop down and snag it, but only if you were looking away.
We had more fun feeding the eagles than fishing.
About a 6 foot wingspan on those things.
Posted by: Idahonian at December 01, 2021 08:28 PM (hD2j4)
"If it's not a human, then why are you harvesting organs from it?"
Posted by: t-bird at December 0
^^^^
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 08:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
Anyone ever make spaghetti and meatballs in their Crockpot? Apparently it's super easy; barely an inconvenience.
You put your frozen meatballs in the bottom, break the spaghetti in half and throw in, dump in a jar of spaghetti sauce, and add some water.
10 minutes later, you've got Spaghetti & Meatballs. I'ma gonna try it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 01, 2021 08:24 PM (xuD+S)
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Crockpot or InstantPot? Can't imagine your gonna get much of anything good after 10 minutes in a crock pot.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 08:28 PM (CAJOC)
Students received an email at 3AM telling them there were no classes and to stay home today.
The "student audience" were all people bussed in from the Twin Cities.
http://bitly.ws/jPCt
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Ter
Damn, just actually read this. That is some North Korea level propaganda shit.
Also, did anyone read this at first and wonder what speech commenter Puddinghead had made?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:28 PM (kBuGL)
You think I'm joking?
Crockpots are Magic.
I make Beef Stew in 15 minutes.
(Well, it takes 30 minutes for the pot to pressurize, first)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:29 PM (xuD+S)
I love edibles; haven't smoked in years. When I first started with edibles, I was grinding pot and making my own oil. I'd eat it with bread (and it's kinda disgusting). After about 45 minutes, I'd feel it come on. Then I'd go downstairs and play keyboards for an hour or so before hitting the frozen fruit and reading until I fell asleep.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 08:29 PM (KAi1n)
Shoplifter in a mechanical wheelchair with a knife decides to listen to commands to stop. Wheelchair man decided he's going into Lowe's with his knife out. Cop lights him up a few feet away from the door.
Seems to me the cop could have figured out a way to stop mechanical wheelchair man a different way.
https://youtu.be/rngerMY-WS8?t=1
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 08:29 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:20 PM
I think that was Vespa.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Crockpot or InstantPot? Can't imagine your gonna get much of anything good after 10 minutes in a crock pot.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Instant Pot, is what I have.
I call everything a crockpot.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:30 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 01, 2021 08:17 PM (3/XaG)
Are you looking at the actual response tweets, or the "suggested" leftist tweets that twatter promotes below a given post? Most in response are "how sweet" and "makes me happy". But the suggested twats are all freaking out about SCOTUS, McConnell (yeah, he's a real conservative stalwart) how awful Rittenhouse is, etc.
Twatter is an absolute cesspool that gets worse daily. I hope and pray it dies horribly. It's a shit shame that it mostly stays alive because of government agencies using it (should be illegal), actual politicians or conservative pundits who simply can't quit it. If all those mentioned cut bait, the twattersphere would tear itself apart in no time.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:31 PM (wAnMi)
Shoplifter in a mechanical wheelchair with a knife decides to listen to commands to stop. Wheelchair man decided he's going into Lowe's with his knife out. Cop lights him up a few feet away from the door.
Seems to me the cop could have figured out a way to stop mechanical wheelchair man a different way.
https://youtu.be/rngerMY-WS8?t=1
Posted by: bonhomme
lolwtf
biden's America
2021, yo!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:31 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2021 08:31 PM (hVqGz)
Crockpots are Magic.
I make Beef Stew in 15 minutes.
(Well, it takes 30 minutes for the pot to pressurize, first)
What? Insta-pot, not crock pot?
Never mind
Posted by: Emily Latella at December 01, 2021 08:31 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:29 PM
Ol' Weasel, din't he make it from can to mouth in 2 minutes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Instant Pot, is what I have.
I call everything a crockpot.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:30 PM (xuD+S)
Instant Pot is far more flexible. But, I doubt I'd have one for 30+ years like my 2-speed crock pot!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)
So now Fidelity is reaping what they sowed.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:07 PM (AwPyG)
So what is it they are doing? I don't speak finance
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:25 PM (ZMraq)
To sell short, you need to have a share in hand you will buy in the future at your low price. The owner can't 'loan' that share to anyone else at the same time. In the frauds, there were all sorts of tricks to use one share multiple times for short deals, and cash in when the company collapsed. But when the price goes up, the short fellow has to pay the holder the current price and take the stock, then and there. The SEC did a lot to keep that from biting hard at the sharks, but enough of them felt a bite at having to pay back losses.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 08:33 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 08:33 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 01, 2021 08:33 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:30 PM (xuD+S)
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Must freak people out when you tell them you gotta go take a dump in the crockpot.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 08:34 PM (CAJOC)
They shot in the back of the head!
The man's in a wheelchair...going 1.5mph.
8 or 9 bullets.
We are living in the Grand Theft Auto video game.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:34 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:34 PM (oWBc3)
(there's an SEC rule that the old broker has to transfer to the new broker within 3 days. Clarification: Compushare is not a broker, it's your agent, so that rule doesn't apply to them.)
So fidelity got an avalanche of transferred shares on the idea that they would then transfer to compushare.
But it was a ploy to use the new pool of GME shares so the hedge funds could manipulate the market and lower the price. (They're trying to get the redditors to sell, so that they don't have to cover. Speculation that there's a billion synthetic shares out there)
So the redditors figured this out, and now Fidelity is a bloodbath.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:34 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 08:35 PM (R/m4+)
https://youtu.be/rngerMY-WS8?t=1
Posted by: bonhomme
Police Activity, Code Blue Cam, Donut Operator and Active Self Protection are all must-watch channels. So much entertainment value. And really, the latter 2 just comment on videos from the first 2.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:35 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:35 PM (HBEnm)
I make Beef Stew in 15 minutes.
(Well, it takes 30 minutes for the pot to pressurize, first)
Posted by: Soothsayer -
"Pot to pressurize"... you're not using a 'Crockpot', you're using an Instapot AKA a pressure cooker.
I was laughing at a 10min *crockpot* recipe.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:35 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:25 PM (ZMraq)
I take what Fidelity did is take stock that anti-hedgers bought and used them to back a short - sale attack without permission from the true owner.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:36 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: artemis
Story today has Fidelity blaming a fat finger entry for misstating the number of shares available to short on GME. Link goes to MarketWatch story https://tinyurl.com/ycx8an8p
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 08:36 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 07:27 PM (Gfcjv)
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Edible safety: Eat maybe a half a cookie before you take any other mind-altering substances and wait an hour before taking any more, smoking anything, or drinking alcohol.
Edibles can be fun but it's very much a "you buy the ticket you take the ride" thing where too much is WAY too much for too long.
Posted by: ballistic at December 01, 2021 08:36 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:26 PM
That's one conspiracy too far for me. Radio Shack, Toys R us, and Sears were destroyed by their idiot management, not some amazon conspiracy. Did the short sellers somehow make Sears close their catalog business while Amazon was starting theirs? Did they force a merger with KMart?
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 08:36 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:37 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:34 PM (AwPyG)
Businesses have got to learn where the money actually comes from and fear the customer.
May they destroy Fidelity like Fidelity is helping destroy others.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:37 PM (eoQWY)
If you use a crock-pot, write USE A LINER in permanent marker near the control switch. That way you remember to use a liner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:38 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: clutch cargo
What a rip-off, mine just sits there.
Posted by: mikeski at December 01, 2021 08:38 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:39 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 08:36 PM (EughT)
Yeah, me too. These are just what hedgers think are companies nobody cares about - they ain't scaring Amazon. The have been doing this since before Amazon existed, they are just more blatant and amoral about it now, and there are more of them as the SEC gets corrupt.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 08:39 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:26 PM
That's one conspiracy too far for me. Radio Shack, Toys R us, and Sears were destroyed by their idiot management, not some amazon conspiracy. Did the short sellers somehow make Sears close their catalog business while Amazon was starting theirs? Did they force a merger with KMart?
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 08:36 PM (EughT)
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Yeah, I tend to agree. If any retailer was well positioned to take advantage of the internet, it was Sears. The Sears catalog was iconic, and all they had to do was put it online. But they were too short-sighted.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 08:40 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)
My Instant Pot has a slow cooker option.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:40 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:40 PM (qxz9B)
Insta Slow Cook?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (SH2Zi)
She's aged pretty well... but still psycho.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 08:19 PM (BFigT)
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I'm too dumb to know how to do strikethroughs, so just eliminate everything except "Amanda Knox," "Megyn Kelly," and "thots" for a more succinct and accurate statement.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: bonhomme
That seemed uh - what's the word I'm looking for? EXCESSIVE?!?!
He could have thrown a cinder block in front of the dude and stopped him cold. I don't often see the cops on these things completely losing it - but this guy completely lost it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:38 PM (HBEnm)
Liner? What are you cooking in there?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (OalnH)
It was amazing to watch happen in real time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (HBEnm)
Equity?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (KiBMU)
Heh. Oopsie!
If you want to get into the weeds, the Superstonk thread has what they call "DD" (due diligence) pinned at the top of their post. It's crowd sourced, kind of like here, and explains what's been going on.
11 million shares just showed up on the "available to lend" out of the blue, and gosh--the price dropped like a rock! even though there is no volume (no one was selling)
but it was just a mistake!
If nothing else, it's gratifying because you know the bad guys are sweating this, no matter what the eventual outcome.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:38 PM (HBEnm)
One time I put my crockpot on the stove and turned the stove on instead of the crockpot.
The smell of melting plastic told me I fucked up a few minutes later.
Scratch one crockpot.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (R/m4+)
Anyone remember when SEARS was using that horrible Pick Up Your Oder Here system?
It was horrendous. You'd shop in the store, then get back in your car and drive to the other side of the building to pick-up area.
Then you'd scan your receipt and wait. It was like going to the Registry of the Motor Vehicles!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (xuD+S)
Yeah absolutely stupid management, they could have been huge but were stuck in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2021 08:25 PM (0OP+5)
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Think it's a tat.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Mainah at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (GMgHL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:39 PM (OalnH)
More, you could go to their stores and actually SEE the products. I'm trying to buy a new stereo for the house, and I can't find anywhere locally where I can go HEAR the damn products.
A storefront that shows you the product, but then ORDERS IT FOR YOU to be delivered at your house, could be a winner.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:38 PM (HBEnm)
I didn't even know those existed until recently.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:40 PM (qxz9B)
Insta Slow Cook?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (SH2Zi)
NotSoInstaPot?
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (hOUT3)
Shoplifter in a mechanical wheelchair with a knife decides to listen to commands to stop. Wheelchair man decided he's going into Lowe's with his knife out. Cop lights him up a few feet away from the door.
Seems to me the cop could have figured out a way to stop mechanical wheelchair man a different way.
https://youtu.be/rngerMY-WS8?t=1
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 08:29 PM (i0wNm)
Seventy/eighty year old with a knife , in a motorized wheel chair. Shot 9 times in the back. Not really a righteous shoot.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 08:44 PM (BRFns)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 08:44 PM (BFigT)
Here is a listing of large-scale aircraft you could do some super-super-detailing on, and go big on using your skills at painting historically-accurate colors and markings:
https://tinyurl.com/yz6ntjk2
The purchase cost of these large-scale items may be prohibitive, though.
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 08:44 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:44 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:38 PM (HBEnm)
Always? Poise? Kotex?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 08:45 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:40 PM (qxz9B)
Oh yeah, some even air fry. I'm just guessing that the electronics aren't going to be good decades on. I've got a single purpose pressure cooker, and a crock pot - but had them long before the insta pots came out. Was tempted to get one at Costco a couple of days ago, but I need to stick to the austerity program for a bit - now that the franchise tax board and IRS have decided I gave too much to Trump.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:45 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (OalnH)
Don't get me started on how long it takes to make yogurt.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:45 PM (qxz9B)
It was horrendous. You'd shop in the store, then get back in your car and drive to the other side of the building to pick-up area.
Then you'd scan your receipt and wait. It was like going to the Registry of the Motor Vehicles!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (xuD+S)
The stole our idea!
Posted by: Service Merchandise at December 01, 2021 08:45 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:38 PM (HBEnm)
I didn't even know those existed until recently.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (qxz9B)
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Crock pot liners are wonderful. Pitch the liner, quick scrub on the pot, and back in the cupboard it goes. The Reynolds branded ones work best, as they don't tear quite as easily.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 01, 2021 08:45 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (oWBc3)
Whats going on with them? They have most of our money.
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
It worked really well at the Sears here, but overall I think the system was less than perfect. I always liked Sears as a business and thought they had good products. It made me pretty sad when I saw them go under.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 08:46 PM (KZzsI)
Anyone remember when SEARS was using that horrible Pick Up Your Oder Here system?
It was horrendous. You'd shop in the store, then get back in your car and drive to the other side of the building to pick-up area.
Then you'd scan your receipt and wait. It was like going to the Registry of the Motor Vehicles!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (xuD+S)
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When I was growing up, there was a store called Service Merchandise. They had a similar system called Silent SAM. The store was basically a showroom, and when you decided what you wanted, you went to a computer and entered your order (or maybe one of the staff did it for you). You didn't have to leave the store, though. You went to the back, where the registers were, and your order would show up. Wasn't too bad of a system, actually.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 08:46 PM (CAJOC)
It was amazing to watch happen in real time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:42 PM (HBEnm)
Yeah its criminal what happened to craftsman tools.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 08:46 PM (VwHCD)
**
OH NO
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:46 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (HBEnm)
Did you know that Sears still exists? part of the scheme is to never "close" the short, so that the hedge funds never have to pay any money.
The fact that the guy who was CEO of Sears made a bunch of "bad" decisions isn't a coincidence And I think he works at a hedge fund now. Kinda like all the SEC guys, when they retire.
Radio shack and toys r us still exist, too.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Infidel at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM (oWBc3)
Whats going on with them? They have most of our money.
Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Sounds like they are enabling crooks. You might want to check if they have done anything to your investments, as they seem shady as hell.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
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I set the InsantPot and leave the room until time's up.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 08:44 PM (BRFns)
I'd have walked over and pulled the positive terminal out of the battery. Problem solved. Or, put something in front of the chair. It is a freaking hardware store. Lots of environmental tools around. No idea what was going on in that guys head. Now, if the dude was on foot... and maybe 30 years younger...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (wAnMi)
No matter how much the chans are telling you Fidelity is a bloodbath, unless it trades, it ain't a bloodbath.
It may go under, but I doubt it.
Mostly, Fidelity is a money manager. The ones who will take the hit are the ones in Fidelity Funds. And probably not even then.
This thing is so vast, and the paperwork so murky, that they'll just transfer phantom shares til the regulators give up.
Posted by: Emily Latella at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 01, 2021 08:41 PM
You mean like this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:48 PM (OalnH)
I saw Moonwalking Mutt open for Three Dog Night at the Coliseum ...back in before time...
Posted by: runner at December 01, 2021 08:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mainah at December 01, 2021 08:49 PM (GMgHL)
One of the reasons the overstock guy is a big trump supporter, now
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:49 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 08:49 PM (Rbu5d)
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I set the InsantPot and leave the room until time's up.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (iam1O)
Actually, most pressure cookers warn about split peas and other legumes, because they can plug the outlets - which is apparently what happened to you. I think mine has 3 fail safes, the last one will ruin the cooker, but you won't have a bomb in your kitchen.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:49 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (HBEnm)
Yup.....I was lucky.
I never place my crockpot on the stove when I use it now.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 08:49 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (+ya+t)
Oh I remember Service Merchandise.
Your item would ride on a conveyor belt.
remember CALDOR?
Boston area had LECHMERE stores.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (xuD+S)
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It really is. All of my stuff was Craftsman except for a few things I'd inherited (nice old S&K sockets), and I'd accumulated a decent amount of tools, many of them fairly specialized. Then POOF, done. I'll buy a Kobalt from Lowes since they're all Chinese crap now anyway. No need to shop around.
I think Craftsman is owned by Stanley now?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Moki at December 01, 2021 07:41 PM (JrN/x)
If you consider his main occupation when he wasn't warlording or prophesying was caravan raiding, it's no wonder he didn't like dogs.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (cqzjS)
Posted by: Emily Latella at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (Foq6I)
As long as only the peasants are bankrupted, it's all good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: JROD at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2021 08:51 PM (Tnijr)
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I suspect that's why you're supposed to rinse rice, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:51 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Uncle Kurt at December 01, 2021 08:51 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 08:43 PM (qxz9B)
I didn't know they existed until right now. Guess I'll go take a peak and see what they do!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:51 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:52 PM (oWBc3)
But apparently it's a ponzi scheme. Fidelity, Schwab, Ameritrade--all of them take your money and pretend you have shares in your account, but they never go get them.
They use your money for their own investments. Then, if you want to "sell" some shares, they will pay you then. It's diabolical.
Gamestop is direct registering to expose the fact there's a bunch of synthetic (duplicate) shares out there. Not that the SEC will do anything--they are in on it.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (oWBc3)
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NO, it's huuuuge issue. It will doom Fidelity. Click here to find out more.
- Reddit and the Chans
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 08:52 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
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The bulk of Fidelity is managing other's money.
They manage private and corporation money.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:53 PM (iam1O)
If you don't like it, every time you buy shares, request transfer and ship. It's free. To you. NOT to the transfer agent (who's the real bad guy here) not to the brokerage, and not to the company.
Posted by: Emily Latella at December 01, 2021 08:53 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: f'd at December 01, 2021 08:51 PM (Tnijr)
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30 seconds?? But I want it now!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 08:53 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:49 PM (wAnMi)
Ah, yep, I bet that's exactly what happened.
Posted by: Mainah at December 01, 2021 08:53 PM (GMgHL)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:54 PM (oWBc3)
Someone's paying a lot of money to defend them.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2021 08:54 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Eromero at December 01, 2021 08:54 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 08:55 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:52 PM (AwPyG)
Concur. A rigged game.
Better off putting your money in your mattress if you want to see it again.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2021 08:55 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 08:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 08:55 PM (7cRTM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Wait until CBD finds out you can Sous Vide in an insta-pot.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 08:56 PM (huCvK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Wrong. Buy anything traded on most exchanges. Request "Transfer and Ship".
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 08:57 PM (Foq6I)
So some smart redditor figure out the "direct register with Compushare" plan (since they aren't a broker, and don't "lend" your shares) Since there about 600,000 people on superstonk, it must be applying some pressure.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:57 PM (AwPyG)
Garage sales. Plenty of good old tools, often dirt cheap.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 08:57 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (hOUT3)
Hey there Hrothgar!
* checks clock *
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 08:57 PM (mZUr4)
Looked into the toolbox last week - all the *chrome* peeling off and rusty. Garbabe
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 08:57 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 08:44 PM (BRFns)
I'd have walked over and pulled the positive terminal out of the battery. Problem solved. Or, put something in front of the chair. It is a freaking hardware store. Lots of environmental tools around. No idea what was going on in that guys head. Now, if the dude was on foot... and maybe 30 years younger...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 08:47 PM (wAnMi)
I see these old coots in their motorized buggies at teh VA all the time. They could have walked up to him and simply taken the knife away. Hell he was probably deaf and trying to take the item he lifted back to the store. No one really gives a shit about him anyway, except a few family members. Sorry, this really pisses me off.
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 08:58 PM (BRFns)
Compushare goes out and secures the shares, when you buy them through them. In your name. You can hold the paper certificate in your hand, if you want.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 08:58 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Brad Majors at December 01, 2021 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
That's why it's called an "option". So you can buy one "Instant Pot with slow cooker option" appliance instead of two (buy an "Instant Pot" and a "Slow Cooker" )
Posted by: Service Merchandise at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (EughT)
Oh I remember Service Merchandise.
Your item would ride on a conveyor belt.
remember CALDOR?
Boston area had LECHMERE stores.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (xuD+S)
BEST stores, each with a different eye-catching facade, such as a crumbling brick wall (Houston).
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Toni at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (XASjw)
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The problem is the lifetime guarantee trade-in now gets you cheap chinese junk. I had a socket wrench give out recently and just put it back in the drawer to remind me of what America used to be*, and went and bought a $12 1/4" Kobalt from Lowes to fill the need.
* I'm glad I got to live there for a while.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (HBEnm)
I think Craftsman is owned by Stanley now?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 08:50 PM (HBEnm)
Well I'm kind of a tool whore, the harley thing demands it, so I pretty much use or used it all. Cobalt is nice stuff, I have some, but that Icon brand at harbor freight is really nice. In general, the harbor freight pittsburg line, the stuff with the lifetime guarantee, is actually really good for the money. Cheap as hell for some reason but damn if it don't hold up. I bought one of their swivel head 1/4 ratchets which is a really close copy of the snap-on one I have been using for 25 years. The thing was $12...12 frigging dollars. My snap-on one is $130 now. I took the $12 one to the shop and have been beating on it for 2 solid years, and it's still like the day I got it. Its Taiwan though, not china.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 09:00 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 08:54 PM (oWBc3)
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AUM includes everything that Fidelity clients have invested. It is not what they actively manage. It includes cash among other things.
I don't know what the breakdown is, but I do know that there's no way in hell Fidelity is actively managing $10T on behalf of clients.
If I have $100 worth of a fidelity mutual fund or I have $100 in cash at Fidelity, both scenarios are part of AUM. But obviously in one scenario the money is actively managed and in another it isn't.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 09:00 PM (OalnH)
On the 1st day of Maxwell's trial...
The CEO of twitter resigned
The CFO of CNBC resigned
The CFO of Walmart resigned
The CFO of Goldman Sachs resigned
Chris Cuomo was fired from CNN
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 07:42 PM (iam1O)
Not to mention the recent "retirings" from congress recently ...
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 09:01 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (AMIL/)
Towson, MD had a Best store with a "lifting" facade. Kinda like a DeLorean door
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 09:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 09:01 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 09:01 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Toni at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (XASjw)
Done! Congrats!
Posted by: Mainah at December 01, 2021 09:01 PM (GMgHL)
Posted by: clutch cargo
Bowling balls! Especially if you can put just enough english on it so that the ball curves right into his path. Dude's already carrying stuff so his arms aren't available for balance, unless he drops everything and then he's still behind the 8-ball, to mix metaphors.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 09:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Toni at December 01, 2021 09:02 PM (XASjw)
Daughter and her husband went to the hospital, hoping baby boy is ready to greet the world. I'm at their house watching their daughters, so prayers for a safe delivery and healthy baby would be appreciated!
Posted by: Toni
Brand new babies are nice.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:03 PM (xuD+S)
Yeah--after seeing what's happened, I would be very reluctant about using a broker again. I'd invest directly, but no one who "manages"
One of the tricks is to have an automatic system that sees when a big order is coming in, and then buy first by a fraction of a fraction of a second, so as to reap the benefit of the big purchase.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 09:03 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - D
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It may not be 10 Trillion but they are right up there with Vanguard actively managing corporate and private funds.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:03 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: KT at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (0ghg2)
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I picked up some of the chromed stuff for the camper back when they were still offering the 20% off coupons occasionally, and I was pretty impressed with the looks of it for what I paid, but I haven't used it hardly at all. I might have to re-visit them if I need some more at some point.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
I gave in to the devil recently too. Had to replace a motor for a big air compressor. Bought at Northern Tool. Replacement wasn't the same. Now Chinese. Screw it. If I'm buying Chinese, I'm gonna buy it direct. Harbor Freight. Half price. I canNOT find a roatry (Skil) saw made in the USof A. Screw it. Cheapest that works.
I sill love Grizzly tools. All free Chinese. Taiwan.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (Foq6I)
It was damn near impossible to go out for lunch within an hour. It took that long just to get to the car and back. Plus at the time (it may have changed since) there was nothing around. It was truly middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:05 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 09:05 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 09:05 PM (huCvK)
Trap doors and dungeons, good sir.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (iam1O)
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Oubliettes FTW!!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2021 09:06 PM (CAJOC)
Management palaces - sign of a corporation going into mindless aristocratic decline.
Posted by: KT at December 01, 2021 09:06 PM (0ghg2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 09:06 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Toni at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (XASjw)
Done, Toni. Excited for you and the family!
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)
And it is glorious!
Posted by: CppThis at December 01, 2021 09:08 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2021 09:08 PM (KAi1n)
https://bit.ly/3omgXr3
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 07:49 PM (sG4Hj)
I'm surprised they didn't beat her
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 09:08 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: KT
Lo, those many years ago, when I was an aspiring broker, we had a fantastic analyst. He had three things that he felt spelt the demise of a company.
Big breasted secretaries, corporate aircraft, and a new centralized headquarters.
I've never seen it fail.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:08 PM (Foq6I)
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I watch quite a bit of college football.
It's infuriating to watch Allstate tell me that they've donated thousands of dollars in scholarships to a few students while they're paying an NFL QB $50M a year to pretend that he shops for insurance from a black guy with a white boy name.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:09 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:10 PM (HBEnm)
Does the DOJ even know the definition of terrorism??
What political change was the student trying to force by his shooting?
He was trying to kill people, not make new political policy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:10 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at December 01, 2021 07:50 PM (1hsNT)
We had some turkey buzzards in the field once, eating something. Those have a wingspan of 7 feet. Huge.
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 09:10 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 09:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Toni at December 01, 2021 08:59 PM (XASjw)
Prayers up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at December 01, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:11 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 09:11 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:12 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:09 PM (HBEnm)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "JAKE FROM STATE FARM" IS AN AD FOR STATE FARM, NOT ALLSTATE
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 01, 2021 09:12 PM (EughT)
Posted by: KT
Lo, those many years ago, when I was an aspiring broker, we had a fantastic analyst. He had three things that he felt spelt the demise of a company.
Big breasted secretaries, corporate aircraft, and a new centralized headquarters.
I've never seen it fail.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:08 PM (Foq6I)
In These Unprecendeted Times of Pandemic (*barf*) will these still work? Oh wait, the idiots are all firing "unclean" people so they can "get back to normal", so probably.
Although these days the big-boobed secretary might be a shemale.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 09:12 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:04 PM (HBEnm)
From what I understand, and this comes from an uber tool whore of a mechanic friend of mine, the better harbor freight tools are made by Genius tools, which would explain why the roto head ratchet I got is frigging indestructible. I was so impressed with that thing I bought 2 more. One for my regular box to give my snap-on ratchet a break, and other for the small tool set I keep in the muscle car. Then I bought the Icon version just for shits and giggles, and it appears to be the same, just a slightly better degree of polish. Point blank, I got a box full of snap-on shit, and I'm a borderline tool snob, but that harbor freight shit is frigging amazing for the money. I bought enough of it to torture test it on a daily basis and it never fails.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 09:13 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:13 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 01, 2021 09:15 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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There's a new one on the Aflac commercials that is even worse. They've apparently decided they're going to branch out into trying to appeal to black folks who might not know who Nick Saban is, so they've brought in some black coach from (I assume) an HBCU, and there are always HBCU band members and flag girls gyrating in the background.
AND the commercials are always "I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LUV YOU SOME MONEYS!!!"
No sh*t. It's not exactly that phrase, but it's very, very close.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:15 PM (HBEnm)
I think it's that usual rule they talk about: the first generation builds it and the second generation fritters it away.
John Adams said he waged war, so that his sons could be manufacturers and then their sons can do ceramics.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:16 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 09:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Helena Handbaske
I thought Allstate was the "We've seen some shit" commercials?
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:16 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 09:13 PM (VwHCD)
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I've popped their sockets and busted their ratchets but I bought the cheap stuff.
I'm ready. What's the brand name of the good tools?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:17 PM (iam1O)
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Thanks. That might be my go-to from here on. I'm fortunate enough to have accumulated everything I usually need, but replacements are required at times.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:17 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:17 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 09:18 PM (nxdel)
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That's Deion Sanders, who's a coach now at Jackson State. I don't think he adds anything to the commercials.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:17 PM (iam1O)
It might cause your wallet to shrink away like a scared turtle just looking at the prices.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 09:18 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: AAron Rodgers at December 01, 2021 09:19 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:19 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: M
is that the nakd mudflap girls?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 09:19 PM (K3ZCc)
Posted by: Helena Handbaske
I thought Allstate was the "We've seen some shit" commercials?
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:16 PM (Foq6I)
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It's both.
Once you notice that most of the major insurance carriers have like 3-4 parallel lines of TV commercials going at once you can't unsee it.
Posted by: ballistic at December 01, 2021 09:19 PM (oXNqT)
This is the insanity we are facing.
Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2021 09:19 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:19 PM (xuD+S)
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Icon is their premium line. There are a lot of good reviews on YT comparing Icon to Snap-On, etc.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:20 PM (sWM8x)
S-K tools just sold out to china.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:20 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:20 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 09:20 PM (7cRTM)
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 09:18 PM (SH2Zi)
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What's that saying? ... Cry once...
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:20 PM (iam1O)
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 01, 2021 09:21 PM (K3ZCc)
some WRIGHT tools are still made in USA
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:21 PM (xuD+S)
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Holy crap, it is! I never made the connection. Way to go, Aflac. An avid college (but not NFL) football fan had no idea who the offensive stereotypical black man you put in your commercials was.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:21 PM (HBEnm)
Lots of good, used tools on ebay.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:22 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2021 09:19 PM (PTDkx)
Comrade, you just don't understand real science!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Comrades, if only Comrade Fauci knew! ~ at December 01, 2021 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
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He's funny. I've seen him on some of the sports shows and he's pretty natural. But you're right about the commercials. He's pretty bad in those.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:22 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:23 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 09:06 PM (OalnH)
Dang, where did you find that one?
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2021 09:23 PM (BRFns)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:20 PM (iam1O)
I hear you. If you can, stalk Craigslist and go to estate sales. Old world craftsmanship, decent prices. Unless you live in an odd area where people value tools or have trophy wives bidding up stuff for their husbands.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 09:23 PM (SH2Zi)
He would be outstanding in some of the live commentary coaches shows you see that explain what's happening in the game as it happens.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:23 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Braenyard
Snap On, Mac, Cornwall.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 09:23 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 09:23 PM (mZUr4)
What it does is show the need for more vaccinations, boosters and masks and prove he's is right about all that too.
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And if you don't comply the blood is on your hands, wrecker!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2021 09:24 PM (/U27+)
>>This is the insanity we are facing.
I think we can all just stop calling this thing they are injecting into people a "Vaccine."
Because it's clearly not.
Also, taking three antibiotics at once is a real pain in the ass.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 09:24 PM (Eosty)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:25 PM (sWM8x)
Their schtick is to sell poor mechanics overpriced tools on credit.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:25 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:25 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 09:24 PM (Eosty)
Fire on the poopdeck?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 09:25 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 09:25 PM (0hbQ6)
That depends. Sometimes people who have nice rolodex start up a company and get high net worth people their family knew involved, putting in capital and loaning them funds, but they have zero business sense.
Eventually, they need to give way to professional management. But that is something they are less prone to do...they'd rather ask Uncle Bob or Uncle Bob's 80 year-old friend who used to run a company 20 years ago but that now is long since been under some other persons' ownership...and his advice is universally shit.
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 09:26 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:26 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 09:18 PM
Pro Tip: Remove wallet from pants before entering cold water.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)
The Snap On guy is a regular at my buddy's boat shop. Prepare for pain. Great tools but the sticker shock is real.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)
It's messing with my digestive track which is also the reason I'm taking three antibiotics.
I only have another week to endure this so, yay!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 09:27 PM (Eosty)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:28 PM (AwPyG)
Pretty sure they could stop a dude in a wheelchair without riddling him with bullets
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:25 PM
This.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 09:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Same same for otters.
Last time I let a l'il minx in my pants, wallet shriveled to nothing.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 09:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:29 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: JackStraw
Ask him if I'm right. I think they're like a used car dealer. Almost hate selling something outright, cause the real profit is in the paper.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:29 PM (Foq6I)
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Woodworkers rave about old Craftsman table saws and radial arm saws. I see them at fire sale prices on Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace all the time. I'm talking good usable tools for under $100 sometimes.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:29 PM (sWM8x)
They deliver.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:30 PM (Foq6I)
Had a deep-tissue massage today. My body now takes them much better than the first time, when I came out dizzy and nauseated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2021 09:30 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
Add old DeWalt into that mix.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:31 PM (Foq6I)
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
The good thing about the brothers Cuomo having a lot of free time on their hands is now they'll finally be able to figure out which one is actually Fredo.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 09:31 PM (KZzsI)
Asking for, well, nobody, since I'd enjoy them but won't put one up in the garage.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:31 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 01, 2021 09:31 PM (SmTwN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:29 PM (sWM8x)
I had a craftsman radial arm saw and jointer from the days of solid cast iron tools, before we moved. It's hard to beat the flexibility of a radial arm saw, but the portability and footprint sucks.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 09:31 PM (SH2Zi)
I think the conventional number is three: Rags to Riches to Rags in three generations. The second generation has seen some of the work involved and has a connection to the first. By the time the third generation takes charge, that connection is lost.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 09:32 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:32 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 09:33 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
I found a nifty old Craftsman table-top bandsaw at a yard sale.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 09:33 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2021 09:30 PM (/U27+)
Me too!
Release the chakra!
Posted by: Al Gore, democrat rapist at December 01, 2021 09:33 PM (R/m4+)
They are getting that reputation.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)
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Icon is their premium line. There are a lot of good reviews on YT comparing Icon to Snap-On, etc.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:20 PM (sWM8x)
yeah the icon stuff is nice. I have some pieces. I have one of their 14 piece wrench sets. Was $100. My snap-on set was $235, its a smaller 9 piece set, and that was 25 years ago. they sit unused in the drawer, because right around that time another mechanic friend of mine was ranting about this brand K-mart sold called Benchtop, and they looked like an exact copy of the older snap-on wrenches. They were $20 for a 10 piece set, and I bought them just to prove to my friend that I would disintegrate $20 Taiwan wrenches. The joke was on me. Every harley I built in the last 25 years was with those wrenches, and they look like the day I got them, and I do think the factory that made them is probably the same dudes who make the Icon, which I think is just a slightly better finished upper scale version of the pittsburg.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 09:34 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 09:34 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: flounder
I've got some old iron, too. I put everything on rollers.
Woodcraft and Grizzly brands (of rollers), depending on weight. Stable, but mobile.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:34 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Toni at December 01, 2021 09:34 PM (XASjw)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:35 PM (iam1O)
First time I had one it was recommended to drink A LOT OF WATER! Which I did.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 09:36 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 08:09 PM (kBuGL)
Yes. Reminds me of my Susie Dog.
Sigh.
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 09:36 PM (Rbu5d)
I'm annoyed with the moves being made in the cordless arena. Nothing is compatible. And finding batteries for the older stuff is damn near impossible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 09:37 PM (BFigT)
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It is. I've wondered why someone doesn't sell third-party replacements at reasonable cost. I mean, there are third-party replacements, but the costs are through the roof.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:40 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: JackStraw
Don't I know it, but its beautiful stuff. There are a few tiny screws that hold the switches in the housings of the handlebar switches on a harley. The snap-on screw drivers are the only ones that will 100% of the time get them screws out without destroying them. I have full sets of MAC, SK, Craftsman, and some others and they do not do what those snap-on screw drivers do. I use one of them for that one screw only, because I don't want to wear it out. But yeah, they were probably $20 each 25 years ago.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 09:40 PM (VwHCD)
But my favorite vintage item in the tool chest is an ice pick, wooden handle (stamped/printed name of the ice company, in a Pennsylvania city, still quite legible), in great condition. It's got to be from the 1930s, early side. It's a stand-by tool to un-plug cigars with a bad draw, so far haven't needed it.
And oil can. Old school, similar to the one for the Tin Man in Wizard of Oz.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:40 PM (OTzUX)
We swapped engines in two '98 GMC c7500's. Basically 2 ton trucks.
The bolts and nuts were a hodge podge of metric and SAE.
Drove us crazy.
Even on the engine... manifold shield nuts would be SAE, then the manifold bolts would be 14mm.
Insane.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:40 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:40 PM (sWM8x)
I only have one, a Makita 14V drill/driver. Last replacement battery I got from Amazon.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 09:41 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:25 PM
This.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 09:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Seconded. I use a Knipex pliers wrench for installing roll pins on AR's. Works like a charm.
Posted by: Mainah at December 01, 2021 09:42 PM (GMgHL)
Gun smith set would be the same.
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:42 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:42 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:42 PM (OTzUX)
I only have another week to endure this so, yay!
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I hope you are having a bowl of full fat yogurt daily.
It'll fix your stomach (the antibiotics wipe out the 'good' bacteria and the 'bad'; so, you need to replenish the good).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 01, 2021 09:43 PM (huCvK)
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I hate to say it but even the trades are going battery powered tools when they can. Banks of chargers make it easy to just change out a battery. Home use is no question for this old fvcker.
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 09:43 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: MkY (Lost my AR) at December 01, 2021 09:43 PM (Foq6I)
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I've moved to Ridgid (Home Depot house brand) 18V cordless tools and never looked back.
Full lifetime warranty on everything, even the batteries. You have to register within 90 days after purchase or it's three years IIRC. One died a couple of years ago and I called, read off the serial number, and they had a new one at the house two days later.
Sold.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:44 PM (HBEnm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 08:29 PM (xuD+S)
That's an InstantPot, not a crockpot
Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 09:46 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 09:43 PM (+ya+t)
So much easier than dragging ext cords all over the job site. Plus, power can be scarce.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2021 09:46 PM (Ls/45)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 09:46 PM (sWM8x)
https://bit.ly/3pcXiIY
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 07:52 PM (sG4Hj)
Nice to see some pushback against the woke Commie maskfags.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 09:47 PM (P3gRi)
Parts of the Caucasus were great because they had fantastic (cuz fresh, local) yogurt for sale at roadside stands. Still remember some yogurt, and lamb kebabs, at one little farm in Azerbaijan. Amazing.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:47 PM (OTzUX)
?? You have to remember that I would burn the corn flakes.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:47 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Doof
I've had Erie forever. One monster claim for a complete reshingling job- almost $40K. No issues at all (and no non-renewal either). Love them.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 09:48 PM (mD/uy)
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And unless it's a really demanding high-torque job like a hammer drill or the like (and those exist, just not for most homeowners' budgets) the battery powered stuff makes the most sense for efficiency.
I still keep corded tools in case I have something serious to do, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 01, 2021 09:48 PM (HBEnm)
I think the conventional number is three: Rags to Riches to Rags in three generations. The second generation has seen some of the work involved and has a connection to the first. By the time the third generation takes charge, that connection is lost.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 01, 2021 09:32 PM (EughT)
I've heard it shortened to "Shirtsleeves to Shirtsleeves in 3 generations"
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 09:48 PM (eoQWY)
Department stores such as K-Mart and Montgomery Ward would sell tools with their brand name on them, probably trying to compete with Sears who did the same thing.
Another company would make the tools, of course. You can still find old compressors and bench grinders on ebay with the Montgomery Ward or K-Mart brand on them.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:48 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:42 PM (OTzUX)
No, not like gunsmith screw drivers. I have those too. I'm talking a regular old philips head screw driver. The story goes like this- back in the 90's I had set up in the middle bay of my friend's car repair place. He was having health problems and asked If I could work out of there and keep an eye on the place for him. I was doing one of those handlebar controls and I was cursing because every screw driver I grabbed was slipping and burning out the screw. The car mechanic there comes walking over, and hands me a snap-on screw driver with a smirk on his face. I was like ok Mr snap-on. I grabbed the screw driver, stuck it in the screw head, and *POP*, it breaks free and comes right out. A week later I'm doing another set, and same shit, screw drivers fucking with me. I ask the mechanic for that screw driver and *POP* out it comes. That was it, I was convinced.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2021 09:50 PM (VwHCD)
They sell the tool reletively cheap then stick you with the battery.
Ryobi and Homely Depot will run specials. It's best to shop, even your local store online, in the Ryobi department. It takes time and foo because they sell different combinations.
Just because you've seen it one way doesn't mean it won't be offered another. And if you go 18v the batteries are interchangeable on all tools.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:50 PM (iam1O)
>>I hope you are having a bowl of full fat yogurt daily.
Right now eating anything is a chore but I can get down some yogurt and probiotics are on stand by for when my antibiotics course is over.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 09:50 PM (Eosty)
Meanwhile, the rest of us have been thinking something fishy has been going on since the start of last year.
Damn, man has a brain the size of a planet...
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 01, 2021 09:51 PM (wPFJI)
And did you notice the need to have both a slotted and phillips screwdriver, a torx and allen wrench along with half a dozen pairs of pliers and wrenches to do just about anything.
> Moron Robbie
I have two Ridgid shop vacs that are well built except for the filtration system. Probably nothing you can do about that. I'll have to look into their house brand of cordless stuff. Funny... I was just there at Home Depot the other day for something totally unrelated and fingered the 18V stuff they had on display for Christmas.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 09:51 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:52 PM (iam1O)
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When they all went under was it Sears that bought K-Mart or the other way around?
Posted by: dartist at December 01, 2021 09:52 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 01, 2021 09:52 PM (SmTwN)
I assume you meant peanut. Damn auto correct amirite?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 09:52 PM (nxdel)
Old Chapman screwdriver bit sets were also made in US formerly but now in China and Chapman has a pretty neat mini ratchet for the bits which gives you a bit more torque if you need it than a straight handle.
Grace still makes punches, screwdrivers, etc. in the US but its screwdrivers have wooden handles instead of replaceable bit holders. Wood handles are not as slick as plastic etc. and not being round but square with rounded corners also helps with holding the screwdriver steady.
Chinese sourcing of files is my biggest pita so I buy old files and recondition them.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 09:52 PM (9hXN1)
Lebron has destroyed his brand, and his handlers are probably advising him to go the Aaron Rodgers route, now.
Clay Travis said it would be internet gold if Lebron went anti-vax and came to join him as a host.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:53 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Chuck C
My old college roomie runs a $50 Million business - family owned. His Dad started it, he has it now. None of his kids want anything to do with it. He doesn't want to just sell it off and retire - he'd prefer to have his kids take over and then retire. But nope - the kids aren't interested. He is heartbroken.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 09:53 PM (mD/uy)
Tueller Drill.
Chair very speedy over short distances.
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 01, 2021 09:53 PM (da5YS)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 09:53 PM (mD/uy)
he should find someone in the business that loves it like he did, and give it to him. If he pushes it on the kids they will just likely hire someone who might be a shark and destroy it.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 09:55 PM (eoQWY)
I bought an old 26 gallon Campbell/Hausfeld compressor off craigslist. Made in USA.
Why buy new chinese junk?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 01, 2021 09:55 PM (xuD+S)
Posted by: dartist
Canadian hedge fund manager (Eddie Lampert) bought out Sears, then bought out K-Mart in bankruptcy and merged them. Pretty much devastated Sears subsequently. However, in truth, Sears rise and fall is also associated with going all in the mall craze which began to die at the same time that online sales were beginning to catch fire. Most firms that relied on malls to sell their goods are getting kinda sickly financially.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 09:55 PM (9hXN1)
They asked him to what it owed its success, and he said "we have no traditions."
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:55 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 09:56 PM (LVgqo)
And I do try to limit myself to made-in-USA when buying tools (very limited buying, mind you). For quality and other reasons. Of course if I find oil or gas in the backyard, I can consider German- or Japanese-made. I see people online who use very high-end calipers and such (reloading), I scrape by with digital ones from ChinaFreight (Pittsburgh).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 09:56 PM (OTzUX)
Ask him if he's interested in adopting a slightly elderly lady.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 09:56 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 01, 2021 09:52 PM (iam1O)
You should buy one extra than the usual rotation and leave it fallow until one battery starts dying. Gives you time to find a replacement.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 09:58 PM (eoQWY)
So he decided to go into the eastern European countries, find an abandoned business that the government used to run, buy it, train a bunch of people how to run a manufacturing business, get his money back, and then go off to find the next one.
He did a dozen, I think.
Posted by: artemis at December 01, 2021 09:59 PM (AwPyG)
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I took a chance and bought a battery powered air compressor that uses two 18V batteries. It is amazingly good. I haven't used my big compressor in two years.
Keep your eyes open for refurbished deals that come up on their website occasionally. Same tools and warranty but half price (often tool only though).
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