MSNBC Refuses to Report on Chris Cuomo's Suspension

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As I mentioned last night, Rachel Maddow is stepping down from her perch as highly-paid hysterical liar this year. She will remain with NBC to do occasional specials and that kind of thing.

But the 9pm slot will be open.

I read someone, I think at RedState, speculating that this is why Joy Reid and Niccole Wallace seem to be in a competition to out-lunatic each other: Each is desperately playing the game of Quien es mas loca? where the grand prize is getting to on Maddow's Throne of Lies (and Musty Queefs).

This is why I am almost certain that CNN will not fire Chris Cuomo. I mean, apart from the fact that CNN's entire business model is lying constantly, remorselessly, hysterically.

If they fire Chris Cuomo, then Chris Cuomo just crosses the river (is MSNBC still across the river in Secaucus?) and starts doing the 9pm show at MSNBC. CNN both gets rid of their own top ratings draw (I know, those words seem insane) and also solves their competitor's 9pm problem for them in one fell swoop.

So CNN will not fire Chris Cuomo.

But maybe there's some chance CNN does fire them. I don't think there is, but the top investor in the new company which owns CNN (a merger of Discovery and parts of Warner Bros.) says that he would like to see CNN return to an actual format of "actual news."

One assumes Fredo would not fit in with that format. (Who at CNN would, though?)

If CNN does fire Fredo, then MSNBC is going to sign him as soon as is legally possible.

Which, apart from reflexive corruption and an nearly religious commitment to lying, is the reason MSNBC won't report on this story: They don't want to damage their would-be 9pm anchor before he's even done his first show for them.

MSNBC was noticeably quiet on CNN's stunning suspension of its star anchor Chris Cuomo for several hours after it was announced.
CNN released a statement Tuesday evening that the "Cuomo Prime Time" host was being benched "indefinitely" amid damning revelations from the New York Attorney General's office that showed Cuomo was far more involved in aiding his embattled brother, Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo, during his sexual harassment scandal than previously known.
However, while the suspension sent shockwaves across the media landscape during the 6 pm ET timeslot, MSNBC host Ari Melber ignored the breaking news.
MSNBC stars Joy Reid, Chris Hayes, Rachel Maddow, who rivals Cuomo in the same 9 pm ET timeslot, Lawrence O'Donnell and Brian Williams all similarly avoided the subject.

A couple of shows read CNN's own hand-crafted statement word-for-word this morning, but without negative commentary.

CNN itself gave the suspension of their top-rated anchor (yes, it sounds nuts) one minute of mention.

Meanwhile, CNN's low-rated potato attempts to change the subject by shouting "Trump!" in a crowded theater.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Remember the sense of shock when Trump admitted he was Covid positive and then was rushed to Walter Reed 18 hours later? Patients don't usually go downhill that fast. Well, on the Meadows timeline, his hospitalization (six days later) makes a lot more sense.

Oh, by the way, David French is embargoing the story, save for one little tweet.

Corrected: That David French video didn't say what I thought it did.

Posted by: Ace at 03:37 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

2 I'm seriously turning into my own personal willow...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (cvNl1)

3 Queefs -- nice. Ace is truly back!

Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (mZUr4)

4 Pretty sure Ace actually did a post on this like a year or so back. There's a short and long version of this, the short is enough to drive the point across. It's certainly priceless when she finds out how average she is.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:37 PM (wAnMi)

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It's also great how the black girl instantly goes into excuse making. "I'm dyslexic! That makes this IQ test unfair!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

5 I am not a 'centrist'

Posted by: RUReadingthis at December 01, 2021 03:39 PM (aQ25I)

6 "It's also great how the black girl instantly goes into excuse making. "I'm dyslexic! That makes this IQ test unfair!" "

Didn't she actually say this QI test is unfair?

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (R2gO3)

7 bastion of debauchery - has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (hV9ir)

8 A plague upon all their houses.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (II3Gr)

9 I never thought I'd see Ace move to the center like this.

Posted by: Wally at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (FJYfm)

10 yeah, tucker was pretty brutal last night. Cnn has no ratings and they're doing what they can to shitcan those they do scrape in.

and yet the GOP will grovel to let them host debates

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (ZZK0E)

11 8 A plague upon all their houses.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (II3Gr)

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Are you implying that the presidential race won't be binary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

12 I feel centered, much like David French's wife feels during the witching hours of 9-11:30am.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (Rl7KJ)

13 I wonder if CNN has to clear these moves with Rittenhouse and ...uh the Covington kid...since they're cnn's future owners

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (ZZK0E)

14 Are you implying that the presidential race won't be binary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

the presidential race will be intersectional. whatever that means.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (hV9ir)

15 The Nazis accepted Mussolini after he was ousted and eventually set him up with a puppet dictatorship for the remainder of WWII.

So, there's a precedent with this sorta thing regarding Italian blowhards.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (TNyrE)

16 Who cares about Chris Nipplerings and Rachel what's her face.

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (MPYWI)

17
Funny, I remember when Fake News and Twitter were lit up with the Lie about stephen hayes and jonah goldberg "quitting in protest" over Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (xuD+S)

18 LeBron positive for the coof.
Maddow positive for the queef.
Buggers belief!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (w9Wax)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Someone put the text left of center. Now it's really a MSM article!

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2021 03:43 PM (MPYWI)

21 and yet the GOP will grovel to let them host debates
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (ZZK0E)

Generally for these debates, a candidate has to meet a minimum threshold of support in the polls in order to participate. The GOPe ought to (but won't) set a similar rule for networks. If you're not beating SpongeBob reruns on Nickelodeon, you can't host a debate.

Posted by: Wally at December 01, 2021 03:43 PM (FJYfm)

22 You'd think that a business would be crowing over one of its competitors being humiliated for hugely bad behavior.

Yet MSNBC isn't covering it. Why? Two reasons:
1. They're not really competitors
2. They do the exact same shit

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:43 PM (DU+/6)

23 15 The Nazis accepted Mussolini after he was ousted and eventually set him up with a puppet dictatorship for the remainder of WWII.

So, there's a precedent with this sorta thing regarding Italian blowhards.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (TNyrE)

IIRC, he got to be Dictator of a Lamp post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:43 PM (trdmm)

24 Guess he isn't going anywhere but a long vacation until he gets back next year

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 01, 2021 03:43 PM (AzFPa)

25 "Generally for these debates, a candidate has to meet a minimum threshold of support in the polls in order to participate. "

And not say mean things about Megyn Kelley.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:44 PM (B0mGw)

26 If you're not beating SpongeBob reruns on Nickelodeon, you can't host a debate.
Posted by: Wally

"You must be THIS tall...."

Posted by: Miklos, rules is rules at December 01, 2021 03:44 PM (QzkSJ)

27 i added a vid of David French at his new job of reassuring Brian Stelter that CNN Did Nothing Wrong in its Rittenhouse coverage.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:44 PM (0G13K)

28 It's Fwench!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 01, 2021 03:44 PM (cOXDn)

29 MSNBC hasn't been in Secaucus for over a decade. MLB Networks operates out of MSNBCs former Secaucus studios.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 03:44 PM (OupRL)

30 and yet the GOP will grovel to let them host debates

Posted by: Tim Riggins

That is because a group of GOPE 'corporations are our friendz' cronies on the Prezzie Debate Commission with some dating back to the Reagan era refuse to resign and be replaced by Republicans with a backbone.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (9hXN1)

31 I say again, look at the front page. The King Harv ad is right below a pic of French. They are one and the same!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (7bRMQ)

32 Oxford MI shooting: Sheriff sez shooter's parents had meetings with school admins on both Monday and TUESDAY mornings! Apparently the kid was unimpressed by the sudden attention.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (qpX6U)

33 Well, okay. Got willowed but also avoided making a fool of myself with a "centered" joke.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (dfRN6)

34 @brianstelter
Remember the sense of shock when Trump admitted he was Covid positive and then was rushed to Walter Reed 18 hours later? Patients don't usually go downhill that fast. Well, on the Meadows timeline, his hospitalization (six days later) makes a lot more sense.
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Hey, Brian. I'm just spitballing here, but I suspect that the reason for the rapid hospitalization probably had everything to do with Trump having some risk factors (he's old, he's heavy) and the fact that he was the fucking president and you pull out all the stops to keep the president healthy. No "waiting for a decline" when it's the president - you just act immediately.

Trump didn't "go downhill" at all. The next day he was out waving at people. They put him in Walter Reed to make sure they had every conceivable option on hand immediately.

You fucking moron.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (DU+/6)

35 IIRC, he got to be Dictator of a Lamp post.

Posted by: Tom Servo

The Italians were kind enough to hang him beside his mistress.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (9hXN1)

36 Now Fredo's got all the time in the world to harass and threaten his Hampton neighbors then go home to watch videos of his wife mounting other men and women.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (GYllL)

37 34 You fucking moron.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (DU+/6)

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This is an insult to the horde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

38 "It's also great how the black girl instantly goes into excuse making. "I'm dyslexic! That makes this IQ test unfair!" "

Didn't she actually say this QI test is unfair?
Posted by: Gunslinger at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (R2gO3)

I have tit attention disorder. Any jice tits cause me to focus only in them, not an iq test.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (IJES/)

39
Holy shit. I never actually heard French's voice before now. He sounds... exactly like I'd imagine. Wow. I mean, dead on. Whenever I've read his sissy little screeds, that's pretty much the voice I hear in my head.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (2ABQr)

40 he would like to see CNN return to an actual format of "actual news."

*******

Oh ace! Bringing the funny like a boss!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (m45I2)

41 16 Who cares about Chris Nipplerings and Rachel what's her face.
Posted by: BacktoGA

Well, nobody, but who doesn't like a good Schadenfreude every now and then.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (tiR3O)

42 This is an insult to the horde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
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I didn't capitalize it. In the case of the Horde, it's a proper noun. I said "moron" rather than "Moron."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (DU+/6)

43 IIRC, he got to be Dictator of a Lamp post.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 03:43 PM (trdmm)

Yeah but at least they had him pointed in the direction he was headed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (o2MD2)

44 whoops that David French video didn't establish what I thought it did, I retract it.

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (0G13K)

45 There's more turds mentioned in this post than the bottom of a zoo aviary.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (wAnMi)

46 Remember the sense of shock when Trump admitted he was Covid positive and then was rushed to Walter Reed 18 hours later? Patients don't usually go downhill that fast. Well, on the Meadows timeline, his hospitalization (six days later) makes a lot more sense.
_______________

I don't recall any shock. And why would it be surprising that the then president, a man over 65 and overweight, who had probably been experiencing mild symptoms days before he was tested (which is normal), would be taken to the hospital as a precaution, in the middle of what was thought to be a pandemic with a hitherto-unknown, man-made in a Chinese bioweapons lab, virus?

This is a lot of overblown nonsense. Nobody knows the exact time when a virus enters their body, and no test can tell either. If Meadows and the Potato want to speculate that Trump had the virus during the debate, so what if he did? He didn't infect Biden or anybody else, so why would it even be worth mentioning, other than it's just another excuse to rant and rave about how evil Trump is. This is utter nonsense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (k4dH2)

47 "I have tit attention disorder. Any jice tits cause me to focus only in them, not an iq test."

They make medicine for that, but no man has ever bothered to get the prescription filled.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (B0mGw)

48 > 18 LeBron positive for the coof.

Good. The commie whore will be able to occupy himself by pretending to read the first page of a book.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (NgqoH)

49 yeah, tucker was pretty brutal last night.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (ZZK0E)

i was thoroughly enjoying that last night. i think Tucker enjoyed it more, but not by much...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (8D42x)

50 Local story. Next!

Posted by: MSNBC at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (1vynn)

51 This is an insult to the horde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

Nah, the capital "M"oron is used to differentiate us from the non-hordlings.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 01, 2021 03:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

52 Actual news?

Never heard of it.

*Chris Wallace.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 01, 2021 03:48 PM (G6RJ5)

53 Joy Reid and Niccole Wallace seem to be in a competition to out-lunatic each other
.......

Joy wins because Nicole is a white supremacist.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

54 Of all of them, their top media analyst short shrifting the huge story of a news anchor violating ethics and laws is the most egregious. That's literally Stelter's job, to report on this stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

55 MSNBC hasn't been in Secaucus for over a decade. MLB Networks operates out of MSNBCs former Secaucus studios.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 03:44 PM (OupRL)

MLB Network -- Heidi Watney.

Posted by: Doof at December 01, 2021 03:48 PM (mZUr4)

56 CNN might eventually fire Fredo since it's not like the Cuomo family has much future in politics. Might as well hire Hunter, Khamala's niece, or Buttigieg's husband-wife to take his place.

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 01, 2021 03:48 PM (dYe5S)

57 This is why I am almost certain that CNN will not fire Chris Cuomo. I mean, apart from the fact that CNN's entire business model is lying constantly, remorselessly, hysterically.

I wouldn't count my cnn chickens before they cross the road to roost. xnn has a new owner and boss.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2021 03:48 PM (bVYXr)

58 Watching the video.

Is it Stetler or Stelter?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

59 "MSNBC Refuses to Report on Chris Cuomo's Suspension"

Local story. Only of interest to people at 10 Columbus Circle, New York, NY 10019.

Posted by: MSNBC, 30 Rockefeller Plaza, NYC at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (AMIL/)

60
44 whoops that David French video didn't establish what I thought it did, I retract it.
Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (0G13K)

That's OK, none of us actually want to see cuck pron with French in it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (II3Gr)

61 The Nazis have taken over France again.

https://bit.ly/3phieii

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (sG4Hj)

62 Those chyrons were really something. One of them was like, "CNN EMPLOYEES WOULD TURN ON FAMILY TO APPEASE DWARF KING"

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (sGnvY)

63 59 "MSNBC Refuses to Report on Chris Cuomo's Suspension"

Local story. Only of interest to people at 10 Columbus Circle, New York, NY 10019.
Posted by: MSNBC, 30 Rockefeller Plaza, NYC at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (AMIL/)

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"Xir, a state house representative of the Republican party in Kansas said that gay people shouldn't get married."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

64 They still have a hard on for Trump but so conveniently ignore the debacle in the current White House who slides deeper and deeper into senility every day. That really takes some conviction.

Posted by: keena at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (RiTnx)

65 The Conservative Case For Being Gay For Pay

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (QU5/8)

66 > Buttigieg's husband-wife to take his place.

Assumes facts not is evidence. A Benjamin that Bootyjuice is the catcher.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (NgqoH)

67 What are jice tits?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (II3Gr)

68 "As below, where French tells Tater that the media should get a pass on its Rittenhouse coverage, because the evidence of Rittenhouse's innocence appeared during trial, and largely was unavailable prior to trial."

Ace, French was more likely than not told to say this. I remember from an earlier Sidebar entry (which I saw myself, in real time as well) one of the CNN reporters outside the KR courthouse started to recite all the 'facts' about the case - the legal gun that wasn't transported over state lines, how the Antifa folks attacked KR first, etc. - that came out *at the trial*, rather than known beforehand. At that point, they were trying to clean up what the CNN General Counsel probably told them was a huge problem. CNN wants to point to French's segment with Tater to validate that line of reasoning when they eventually get sued by Rittenhouse.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (mdjgu)

69 Is it Stetler or Stelter?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Neither, it's Waldorf.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (7bRMQ)

70 Oxford MI shooting: Sheriff says LE knew nothing of this threat. He's laying it all on the school.

Fri: Dad buys Sig. Weekend: Kid shows off Sig online. Mon: Parents meet with school admin. Tue: Parents meet with school admin; kid begins attack.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (qpX6U)

71 Good. The commie whore will be able to occupy himself by pretending to read the first page of a book.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 03:47 PM (NgqoH)
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Read? More like "color in."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

72 I don't recall any shock.

There was no shock at the announcement, only glee that their hated foe was going to suffer and die and IN YOUR FACE ANTI MASKERS!

Nobody anywhere expressed any thoughts about "gee this seems awfully fast".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (KZzsI)

73 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center knows that Trump is be responsible for Chrisp Cumo from CCN because he be has evidence that Trump lyed. We be cannot lets Trump get away with this.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (otFiP)

74 This is a lot of overblown nonsense. Nobody knows the exact time when a virus enters their body, and no test can tell either. If Meadows and the Potato want to speculate that Trump had the virus during the debate, so what if he did? He didn't infect Biden or anybody else, so why would it even be worth mentioning, other than it's just another excuse to rant and rave about how evil Trump is. This is utter nonsense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden

This was the problem that Trump had throughout his presidency--he was treated as an interloper and threat by his own party and his own appointees. Chris Christie is part of the blame as he ran the patronage operation until fired for ditching all the resumes of genuine Trump supporters and substituting those of GOPe Inc. for the various offices to be filled. McConnell made sure that none of that could be rectified later by preventing the Senate from going into recess against his own president.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:51 PM (9hXN1)

75 Every single thing the media reports eventually proves to be a lie, yet every day we wake up to their earnest reporting faces.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:51 PM (Nmyop)

76
Fredo & Jeff Go Fishin':

https://tinyurl.com/3zmb9hk6

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 01, 2021 03:51 PM (2ABQr)

77 Who cares about Chris Nipplerings and Rachel what's her face.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (MPYWI)
.......

My sister is going to be devastated.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

78 This is pretty funny...and seasonal! Perry Carditis and the MRNAs.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8k8ce3

Posted by: lizabth at December 01, 2021 03:51 PM (L3Rsz)

79 I didn't capitalize it. In the case of the Horde, it's a proper noun. I said "moron" rather than "Moron."

You can avoid ambiguity by including the qualifying phrase "and not the good kind."

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (nfrXX)

80 I think overturning Roe may bring violence, I also think it's a last chance from God to turn this country around. This country, born in fire, only gets stronger through fire. Pray for the Court, even the godless liberals.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (oWBc3)

81
Alec Baldwin's pathetic defense of "I didn't pull the trigger" is the new "Bitch set me up!"

Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (xuD+S)

82 >>> Are you implying that the presidential race won't be binary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

Octal like for permissions. My politics umask is set to 077 because I'm not a truster.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (LVgqo)

83 LeBron positive for the coof.

HA-HA!

Posted by: Nelson at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (vOGqy)

84 64 They still have a hard on for Trump but so conveniently ignore the debacle in the current White House who slides deeper and deeper into senility every day. That really takes some conviction.
Posted by: keena at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (RiTnx)
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It's the political equivalent of saying, "Look! A squirrel!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

85 *God presents his latest creation, The David French

Angel: Sir, not for nothing but, uh, are you sure you want to make someone resemble a penis to THAT degree?

God: Normally, no, but I'm experimenting with a new lineup called, "You are what you eat." Just wait until you see my next creation I'm tentatively titling Rick Wilson.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 01, 2021 03:53 PM (KbCG3)

86 >>Also, I'm truly amazed at the speeds at which they claim they can now develop vaccines for variants.
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Well when you create the variant it's super easy barely an inconvenience to come up with a vaccine for it.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:53 PM (Nmyop)

87 You can avoid ambiguity by including the qualifying phrase "and not the good kind."
Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (nfrXX)
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But when Big Tech and their government stooges put in a tax of $0.20 per character on non-mainstream platforms, that kind of qualifier will be very expensive...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:53 PM (DU+/6)

88 >>> What are jice tits?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 01, 2021 03:50 PM (II3Gr)

jiggly-nice, but that's redundant

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (LVgqo)

89 "As below, where French tells Tater that the media should get a pass on its Rittenhouse coverage, because the evidence of Rittenhouse's innocence appeared during trial, and largely was unavailable prior to trial."
________

Bullshit. There was videotape of the shootings all over the internet within days of the events. Everybody here saw it, so why didn't the so-called news reporters see it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (k4dH2)

90 LeBron positive for the coof.

HA-HA!
Posted by: Nelson at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (vOGqy)

Come on, man! I did everything right. I wore 2 masks. I got a vaccine. I hated Trump. I sucked China's dick.

WHY ME????

Posted by: LeBron at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

91 and yet the GOP will grovel to let them host debates
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 03:40 PM (ZZK0E)

Cuomo will be a moderator.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (Nmyop)

92 75 Every single thing the media reports eventually proves to be a lie, yet every day we wake up to their earnest reporting faces.

Posted by: ...

Not I, I get my news from JJ and others sources every morning.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (9hXN1)

93 They still have a hard on for Trump but so conveniently ignore the debacle in the current White House who slides deeper and deeper into senility every day. That really takes some conviction.
Posted by: keena at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (RiTnx)

They fill their airtime babbling about Trump because.....that's exactly what their audience wants. Yes, the media is nuts, but their audience is irrational too.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (mR6Gs)

94 "Alec Baldwin's pathetic defense of "I didn't pull the trigger" is the new "Bitch set me up!" Right?"

It's the new way to thumb his nose at decency. It is hubris cubed. It shows he thinks he is untouchable. His handlers must think so too, the way they let him run his mouth.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (qpX6U)

95 The Nazis have taken over France again.

https://bit.ly/3phieii

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 03:49 PM (sG4Hj)

Whew! Those trees on Le Champs really keep us cool!!!!

Posted by: Reich at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (7bRMQ)

96
What's a good name for Baldwin's lie?

The Immaculate......?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (xuD+S)

97 Cuomo should be given a job at MSNBC, if only so we can keep tabs on him like Marion Barry.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (BPuaD)

98 "I think overturning Roe may bring violence"

I think the only violence you'll see will be organized and deliberate inciteful violence. I don't think you'll see any growing movement. Most people seem to have shied away from abortion since the PPsellsbabyparts videos.

Probably a lot of fat naked chicks screaming into microphones to other fat naked chicks.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (B0mGw)

99 I think overturning Roe may bring violence

We call dibs either way on the body parts. Those things are worth a fortune.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (OFJlJ)

100 What's a good name for Baldwin's lie?

The Immaculate......?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (xuD+S)

Ignition? Percussion?

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (SH2Zi)

101 Thinning the herd? Too many socialist mouthpieces?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (BFigT)

102 77 Who cares about Chris Nipplerings and Rachel what's her face.
Posted by: BacktoGA at December 01, 2021 03:42 PM (MPYWI)

Chris is Fredo the Meathead. Andy is Party Tits.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (II3Gr)

103 Barf. Snuffleupagus giving Baldwin a tongue bath. Look at that lighting, the music, calling out that Baldwin's "emotions are clearly right on the surface". As if Baldwin isn't a trained actor with decades of experience faking emotions.

https://bit.ly/3EfFi7i

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (sG4Hj)

104 Chris Christie's highly hyped new book sold only 2000 copies to date. LOL. That fucker needs to write a cookbook if he wants to make any money.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (GYllL)

105 Greetings:

That poor doggie !!!

Not much fun in being in a car with a ranter no matter what he's ranting about.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (uuklp)

106 jiggly-nice, but that's redundant
Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (LVgqo)
++++
You said it, tiger!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (DU+/6)

107 If he didn't pull the trigger, you must acquit!

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (0IeYL)

108 Come on, man! I did everything right. I wore 2 masks. I got a vaccine. I hated Trump. I sucked China's dick.

WHY ME????
Posted by: LeBron at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

Because you are, and will always be, a BITCH.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

109
What's a good name for Baldwin's lie?

The Immaculate......?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (xuD+S)

Ignition? Percussion?
Posted by: flounder

Hmmm, both have potential.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (xuD+S)

110 Probably a lot of fat naked chicks screaming into microphones to other fat naked chicks.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (B0mGw)

It's been a while since we've seen demented chicks screaming out of their cooters.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (SH2Zi)

111 Kamala taking over the 9pm slot solves everyones problems.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (7erS5)

112 Not sure if I'm buying the whole MSNBC filling Maddow's slot with Cuomo thing. I know we on the right tend to lump all the loons on the left together, but I'm unsure if the audience for Cuomo is exactly the same for Maddow. Cuomo's a prevaricating lout with a psuedo tough guy image and delusions of grandeur while Maddow is a snarky lesbian prone to absurd rants. The venn diagram of those two audiances may intersect at some point, but it's not a total overlap.

Posted by: Nonapod at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (K4vtd)

113 If by some miracle overturning Roe v Wade actually happens I'd expect massive protests that peter our very quickly.

No riots. Just more pussy hats, and it'll just be the undercurrent of why Democrats need to be in charge in all messaging for the next decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

114 MSLSD is the Fredo Cuomo of David Frenches.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (AIcDk)

115 81
Alec Baldwin's pathetic defense of "I didn't pull the trigger" is the new "Bitch set me up!"

Right?
_______________

Or it's Bill Clinton's "I smoked marijuana but I didn't inhale" excuse.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (k4dH2)

116 I think overturning Roe may bring violence, I also think it's a last chance from God to turn this country around. This country, born in fire, only gets stronger through fire. Pray for the Court, even the godless liberals.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts

I'm praying for for Fire & Team God.
We need a reckoning and some healthy smiting.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (DjPkW)

117 "It's been a while since we've seen demented chicks screaming out of their cooters."

Bring Ashley Judd back out of obscurity.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (B0mGw)

118 I saw Maddow's Throne of Lies and Queefs open for Queens of Stone Age at The Fillmore back in 2004.

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (faXIs)

119 What's a good name for Baldwin's lie?

The Immaculate......?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (xuD+S)

Deadvine Intervention.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

120 117 "It's been a while since we've seen demented chicks screaming out of their cooters."

Bring Ashley Judd back out of obscurity.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (B0mGw)

=========

Put her back in a Starfleet uniform.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

121 30 and yet the GOP will grovel to let them host debates

Posted by: Tim Riggins

That is because a group of GOPE 'corporations are our friendz' cronies on the Prezzie Debate Commission with some dating back to the Reagan era refuse to resign and be replaced by Republicans with a backbone.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (9hXN1)

CPD Board of Directors (the ones of note):
John Danforth (RINO), Charles Gibson (MSM scum), Jane Harman (Dem operative), Richard Parsons (RINO), Olympia Snowe (Retired RINO).

Yep, no backbone to be found there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (mdjgu)

122 Cable news? Pffffttt. Who cares?

Posted by: Anybody with a brain at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (jhFe8)

123 I think overturning Roe may bring violence

It won't be overturned, but should that happen, yes, the left would go berserk in the streets and hold sit downs and traffic blocking and tantrums everywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

124 It's not really that crazy that Cuomo is the top rated anchor right now when you consider that the top ratings slots on CNN are probably handed out according to pull and influence.

I mean look at their lineup. Wolf Blitzer is the only one who can say he at least used to be a Burgundy-tier meme journalist a long time ago. Everyone is there because of their family or, at most, their college and frat.

Don't be surprised if Cuomo really does get a permanent demotion, given that whomever they stick in there might take it seriously and get better ratings.

Posted by: Funkotron at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (nNv6v)

125 I just heard that Dr. Oz is running for Senate?
As an America First Conservative Republican??

This can't be real.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (mR6Gs)

126 Over 100?
DM has a sidebar article about Charlize Theron on the beach in Cabo.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

127 Pray for the Court, even the godless liberals.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghost

And all of God's children prayed - Amen.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (mD/uy)

128 It's the new way to thumb his nose at decency. It is hubris cubed. It shows he thinks he is untouchable. His handlers must think so too, the way they let him run his mouth.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom

Not always, most lawyers want their clients to shut up when facing legal jeopardy--some clients are stupid and emotionally unable to do that.

Baldwin is asking for a legal colonoscopy as the possible juries in civil and criminal cases will be from New Mexico at the location of the shooting.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (9hXN1)

129 "Put her back in a Starfleet uniform."

? Not getting the reference. She was in Star Trek?

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (B0mGw)

130 If I had pulled it, I would have missed to the right...

Posted by: Alec B. at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (OFJlJ)

131 Probably a lot of fat naked chicks screaming into microphones to other fat naked chicks.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (B0mGw)

I'm listening......

Posted by: Zombie Lenard Nemoy at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

132 35...The Italians were kind enough to hang him beside his mistress.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:45 PM (9hXN1)

Ha ha, I read that as "mattress"!

Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (Rbu5d)

133 92 75 Every single thing the media reports eventually proves to be a lie, yet every day we wake up to their earnest reporting faces.

Posted by: ...

Not I, I get my news from JJ and others sources every morning.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (9hXN1)

Same. If it weren't for posts like this from Ace, I wouldn't have the faintest idea who most of these people are.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (dfRN6)

134 Probably a lot of fat naked chicks screaming into microphones to other fat naked chicks.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM

I only have Ottomans for youuuuuuu!

(Well, you and Insomniac...)

Posted by: Lena at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

135 Wow, just saw a pic of a beardless French on twatter. I had no idea he was born without a chin. Yet, he still has several. Very strange.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (wAnMi)

136 I hope you all are right, but historically, cults don't give up ritual sacrifice easily.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (oWBc3)

137 Over 100?
DM has a sidebar article about Charlize Theron on the beach in Cabo.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

She banged Sean Penn........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Dr Oz has to be a plant.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2021 03:59 PM (Ls/45)

139 Ha ha, I read that as "mattress"!

Posted by: Flyover

Well, the Italians did 'Go to the mattresses' when getting rid of ole Il Duce.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 03:59 PM (9hXN1)

140 yes, the left would go berserk in the streets and hold sit downs and traffic blocking and tantrums everywhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And try to kill their babies - come hell and high water.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 03:59 PM (mD/uy)

141 Put her back in a Starfleet uniform.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Huh. I didn't remember that she was in TNG. How old was she? She looks like she was like 17 in that episode.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:59 PM (DU+/6)

142 Wow, just saw a pic of a beardless French on twatter. I had no idea he was born without a chin. Yet, he still has several. Very strange

We're he in prison they would say he got a Brazilian

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 03:59 PM (3sfj0)

143 I think overturning Roe may bring violence

It won't be overturned, but should that happen, yes, the left would go berserk in the streets and hold sit downs and traffic blocking and tantrums everywhere.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

As much as they treat Abortion as a sacrament, I believe the Left secretly wants Roe overturned

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)

144 111 Kamala taking over the 9pm slot solves everyones problems.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (7erS5)

--------

Ironically, her nickname in the California legislature was "the 9pm slot" ... or maybe it was "slut" -- I forget.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (AIcDk)

145 I see that a lot of legal advice is out there saying that Rittenhouse shouldn't sue anyone, let it go or the left will chase you down the street all your life - appease them and quietly let them rail until that tire out seems to be the suggested advice.

The left never tires of defaming their boogie men...Kyle Rittenhouse will be defamed from now until he's 80 by the left. His life will be made to be miserable - its already happening with his ASU enrollment. I hope Sandman told him, wake up dude!

He had better get something out of them all now, extract a price for their public defamation early on when the facts aren't moldy with age or his status as victim is allowed to be changed by powerful forces he can't control.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (5iUNf)

146
What's More Likely?

a) Chris Cuomo back on CNN

b) Alec Baldwin invited back to SNL

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (xuD+S)

147 I am pretty sure Snake Juice Guy has more viewers then Cuomo. Why would MSNBC want him? Maddow actually had more viewers then anyone else on Clown World TV.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (VpIIl)

148 Wolf Blitzer despite being basically stupid and incredibly arrogant is the last guy on CNN who actually has done and can do any real news work and reporting. He proved it in the 90s. I don't know how much actual screen time he gets these days as he is quite old for a news anchor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

149 Not sure if I'm buying the whole MSNBC filling Maddow's slot with Cuomo thing.

Phrasing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (a3Q+t)

150 Probably a lot of fat naked chicks screaming into microphones to other fat naked chicks.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (B0mGw)

I'm listening......

Posted by: Zombie Lenard Nemoy at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Len, baby, photograph something else. We ain't got that much film stock left!

Posted by: Kodak at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (7bRMQ)

151 Huh. I didn't remember that she was in TNG. How old was she? She looks like she was like 17 in that episode.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 03:59 PM (DU+/6)
++++
Huh. Nope. 23. Man, she looked youthful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (DU+/6)

152 Dr Oz has to be a plant.
Posted by: Mr Aspiri

Ficusl??

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (3sfj0)

153 "Huh. I didn't remember that she was in TNG. How old was she? She looks like she was like 17 in that episode."

That's crazy. I would not have recognized her.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (B0mGw)

154 >125 I just heard that Dr. Oz is running for Senate?
As an America First Conservative Republican??

Yes - PA. Send in the clowns.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (NgqoH)

155 The stock market omicrapped itself today.

God we live in stupid times. I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (7erS5)

156
I'm praying for for Fire & Team God.
We need a reckoning and some healthy smiting.

What caliber will the smiting be chambered in?

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (GYllL)

157 I do think its funny to see all these professional athletes who are double vaxxed testing positive and not being able to play. It somehow still never occurs to them or the leagues that maybe its not a vaccine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (r5BVk)

158 I have more testosterone in my colon then most men have in their whole bodies!

Posted by: David French at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (ESjRY)

159 I think overturning Roe may bring violence
........

Like killing babies violence?

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

160 Not sure if I'm buying the whole MSNBC filling Maddow's slot with Cuomo thing.

Phrasing?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Tab B into Slot A.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (DjPkW)

161 If by some miracle overturning Roe v Wade actually happens I'd expect massive protests that peter our very quickly.

No riots. Just more pussy hats, and it'll just be the undercurrent of why Democrats need to be in charge in all messaging for the next decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM

Well it is coming up on winter time up north and that usually puts paid to outdoor violent demonstrations.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (bVYXr)

162 The Immaculate Deflection

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (Nmyop)

163 CNN is still owned by ATT. The spinoff of the Time Warner Division (which will include CNN) will not occur until next year, at the earliest. I predict that the new merged company (to be run by the Discover people) will sell CNN to someone like Bezos. The new company will be hamstrung by massive debt from ATT (part of the deal) and will not be able to keep an unprofitable mess like CNN.

Posted by: Tom h at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (3dehA)

164 He had better get something out of them all now, extract a price for their public defamation early on when the facts aren't moldy with age or his status as victim is allowed to be changed by powerful forces he can't control.

Posted by: Boswell

I agree. Well said.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (9hXN1)

165 God we live in stupid times. I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (7erS5)
.......

I'm guessing it was the vomitoriums.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

166 As much as they treat Abortion as a sacrament, I believe the Left secretly wants Roe overturned

I think they see it as a potential money maker and fund raiser, and it gives a more sane and accessible lever for gaining power. "Let this hairy lunatic man into your daughter's locker room" isn't very compelling, but its what they have been reduced to because they basically won every other battle. Abortion gives them a throwback to women's lib days and something they can scream about and get young women to march over.

But they still don't want it outlawed, because murdering babies is the left's big sacrament.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

167 Dobbs is setting up as a 6-3 states rights decision without disclaiming abortion as murder. It will read in essence, "it's not in here people, you decide." States like Cali will be slaughterhouses, the rest of us? We will see.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (oWBc3)

168 Wow, just saw a pic of a beardless French on twatter. I had no idea he was born without a chin. Yet, he still has several. Very strange.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 03:58 PM (wAnMi)

ProTip---many men with beards HAVE beards because they have no chin.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (mR6Gs)

169 Why is Maddow leaving?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

170 I'm guessing it was the vomitoriums.
Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
++++
Wouldn't it be vomitoria?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (DU+/6)

171 The Immaculate Deception.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (SH2Zi)

172 The left never tires of defaming their boogie men...Kyle Rittenhouse will be defamed from now until he's 80 by the left. His life will be made to be miserable - its already happening with his ASU enrollment. I hope Sandman told him, wake up dude!
____________

Yep, he needs to go after a few big, rich, high-value (in the sense that everybody will hear about it) targets for defamation now, and make them pay huge settlements.

When word gets out, the others will be much more reluctant to open their ignorant mouths or keyboards, for fear of the same happening to them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

173 I don't expect much rioting if they do over turn Roe.

You'll get the Blue states re-passing laws allowing for you to kill your kids and they'll congratulate each other and...that will be it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (ESjRY)

174 Was out doing leaf collection again, a good hour left of daylight but I'm done for day.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (2JoB8)

175
The Immaculate Deflection
Posted by: ...

Not bad, not bad.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (xuD+S)

176
MSNBC filling Maddow's slot

I see we aren't doing phrasing...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (n+4am)

177
How about...

The Immaculate Confabulation?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (xuD+S)

178 But the 9pm slot will be open.

Dear Mr Malone,

Attached, please see the video highlights reel of my greatest cable news moments.

Your best fren,

Erick

I ♥♥♥♥ CNN

Posted by: Erick Ericson at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (786Ro)

179 God we live in stupid times. I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.

Things moved a lot slower back then. What takes seconds or minutes today took weeks or months back then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

180 Most lefties I know want abortion legal so that "those people" stop having so many kids.

I'm guessing the response here will be to start formally offering "those people" bounties for killing their kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (ESjRY)

181 This is an insult to the Horde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___

So is showing Tater in a diaper.

Still getting over that trauma.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (tkvCl)

182 I think overturning Roe may bring violence

It won't be overturned, but should that happen, yes, the left would go berserk in the streets and hold sit downs and traffic blocking and tantrums everywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

------

Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn are already designing the bombs and plans to blow up maternity wards nationwide.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (AIcDk)

183 ""As much as they treat Abortion as a sacrament, I believe the Left secretly wants Roe overturned
Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)""

They do and they should. They can't run for office on abortion rights now, and the holding that private medical operations are none of the government's business hasn't been a left-wing position in like 40 years. Roe is in their way.

Posted by: Funkotron at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (nNv6v)

184 86...Well when you create the variant it's super easy barely an inconvenience to come up with a vaccine for it.
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 03:53 PM (Nmyop)

^^^^^^this

Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (Rbu5d)

185 >>> I think the only violence you'll see will be organized and deliberate inciteful violence. I don't think you'll see any growing movement. Most people seem to have shied away from abortion since the PPsellsbabyparts videos.

Probably a lot of fat naked chicks screaming into microphones to other fat naked chicks.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:55 PM (B0mGw)

Soy-based white knights will come to their aid.

It is ironic, no? that most all fem movement articles of faith serve to subjugate women into the role of providing men with what they want freely, being universally beholden to men, tearing down the social constructs that elevated them to a truly great and noble purpose and replacing all that with their unquestionable status as a receptacle for men's fluid.

Kind of the opposite of what they were promised. No? Now, who is the person that promises great things to those who will serve him not our loving creator and delivers instead hollow lies and death?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 04:05 PM (LVgqo)

186 I am pretty sure SCOTUS doesn't have the wisdom, temerity or courage to admit Roe and Casey are bad law, and that there isn't a federal right to abortion. The correct, just thing to do is to allow abortion to be controlled by the states. That's what they are asking for, but the court won't do it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

187 It's been a while since we've seen demented chicks screaming out of their cooters.
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 03:56 PM (SH2Zi)

That's because the Party is done with women. Females don't even exist anymore.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 04:05 PM (Nmyop)

188 Has Don Lemon been cleared of rape yet or is it a total shit-show at CNN? I mean more than usual even for them.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 01, 2021 04:05 PM (NnnrV)

189 I actually appreciated the comment " like killing babies violence?" Oh yes, my friend, but up close where you can't ignore it, unlike at that nondescript brick building in a neighborhood we don't go to and what goes on there.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 04:05 PM (oWBc3)

190 And when I say done I mean like they are with blacks. So every 2 to 4 years.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 04:05 PM (Nmyop)

191 Most lefties I know want abortion legal so that "those people" stop having so many kids. ...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (ESjRY)
++++
Some of 'em. I think a lot of people want it available, though, in case they (or their daughters) get knocked up after a night of poorly-considered sexual adventurism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

192 God we live in stupid times. I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.

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They didn't have TV.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (FVME7)

193 89...Everybody here saw it, so why didn't the so-called news reporters see it?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 03:54 PM (k4dH2)

Because they're morons, not Morons.

Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (Rbu5d)

194 But they still don't want it outlawed, because murdering babies is the left's big sacrament.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

They want it outlawed because they think THAT will gain them fundraising and scare suburban moms away from considering Republicans
And also because they believe Abortion will only be "outlawed" temporarily.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (mR6Gs)

195 "Was out doing leaf collection again"

What do you do with them?

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (B0mGw)

196 God we live in stupid times. I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.

Even when the Emperor was an incompetent twit the governors on the borders usually weren't and had authority to do what they needed to do.

They might be corrupt, and they might be flat out evil, but they weren't jokes like our elites are.

If the America of 1945, or hell of 1776, existed next to our current despotism they would help to liberate us within a couple of years.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (ESjRY)

197 163 Tom H,
Actually Malone (who runs Discovery) has more reasons to own it than Bezos simply because Malone owns cable and broadcast operations (Liberty Media) that need content.

CNN can make a profit if it ditches the opinion commentators who are high priced and goes back to a 24-7 news station with low cost talent. WGN has moved to that model with News Nation as it brought more profit than tv series reruns in prime time.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (9hXN1)

198 167 Dobbs is setting up as a 6-3 states rights decision without disclaiming abortion as murder. It will read in essence, "it's not in here people, you decide." States like Cali will be slaughterhouses, the rest of us? We will see.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (oWBc3)

=========

Which will actually return abortion to regular politics. Abortion was only ever reachable through the courts since the 70s, removed from the actual political process. So, it was part of politics, but not because little direct political action could change anything.

This will, somewhat ironically, make the abortion debate less acrimonious than more. Instead of trench warfare where nothing is decided but the number of votes cast as the metaphor for the dead in No Man's Land, the war will actually move and there will be large sections of the country where the debate will simply stop touching. State laws will replace federal judicial edicts, and then the people of that state will largely stop debating abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

199 Abortion is about privacy! Now show your medical papers!!!

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (Nmyop)

200 "That's because the Party is done with women. Females don't even exist anymore."

Agree, but it's a cycle. When they burn out on one victim class, they shift to the next and run it until it dries up.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:07 PM (B0mGw)

201 The Immaculate Assassination

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 04:07 PM (l0OK9)

202 The left views abortion as a sexual equalizing force. Before it was legal to go murder your baby and pretend it was just a minor medical procedure, women would get pregnant and men did not, and the women had no way of really fixing that legally. Abortion makes it seem equal: "eh, so I got pregnant I can just hoover it out." And sex is one of the main foci of the modern culture, particularly on the left. It is a few seconds of forgetting how guilty, awful, and hopeless you feel.

Plus: Satan loves killing babies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

203 I said Kyle needs to move to the redist state he can find.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 04:07 PM (2JoB8)

204 Why is Maddow leaving?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)
.......

She got cast in a Happy Days remake as Transgender Fonzie.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

205 Abortion is about privacy! Now show your medical papers!!!

Also, my body my choice...now take this shot or I'll throw you in a prison camp.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (ESjRY)

206 For a million bucks a year, this busty bikini brunette will happily read the prompter during Fredo's former time slot, and thinks that price is fair given that she is fairly sure that viewership will increase after her debut:
https://is.gd/ftxaLE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

207 Brian Setzer >>>>>>>>>> Brian Stelter

Brian Stelter Orchestra: 2 rocks and a kazoo.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (wAnMi)

208 "Put her back in a Starfleet uniform."

? Not getting the reference. She was in Star Trek?
Posted by: squid_hunt

She was a teenager (and still kind of cute) in an episode of the Next Generation, and was Ensign Crusher's little squeeze for that episode. Wil Wheaton and Ashley Judd.

Well, at least they didn't procreate in real life.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (vcOmj)

209 Why is Maddow leaving?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)
.......

She got cast in a Happy Days remake as Transgender Fonzie.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

lol

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (SH2Zi)

210 needs to move to the redist state he can find.
Posted by:

Is that where he starts his blm chapter?

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (3sfj0)

211 "Was out doing leaf collection again"

What do you do with them?

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (B0mGw)

Turn them in for merchandise at the S & H Green Leaf redemption center!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (7bRMQ)

212 Most lefties I know want abortion legal so that "those people" stop having so many kids

And yea, that's the unstated part. The left watches Idiocracy and laughs too, because they think we're the stupid rednecks having too many kids and they are the smart and elite ones not having any. They think the Brawndo jokes are about people who Do Not Sexually Love Science.

But behind it all is the desire for swarthy people to not breed excessively.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

213 For a million bucks a year, this busty bikini brunette will happily read the prompter during Fredo's former time slot, and thinks that price is fair given that she is fairly sure that viewership will increase after her debut:
https://is.gd/ftxaLE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

Aye chiwaahwaah.....

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

214 206 For a million bucks a year, this busty bikini brunette will happily read the prompter during Fredo's former time slot, and thinks that price is fair given that she is fairly sure that viewership will increase after her debut:
https://is.gd/ftxaLE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

=========

1) That's an expensive looking watch.
2) Is she related to a big name Democratic politician who can help provide the network access?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

215 I think a lot of people want it available, though, in case they (or their daughters) get knocked up after a night of poorly-considered sexual adventurism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

A lot of people want it legal so after they're done fucking the 15 yr old baby sitter ....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (DjPkW)

216 Re: Baldwin is everything you expect in a rabid leftard. He is ignorant, arrogant, stupid, cowardly, irresponsible and a bully. The absolute lowest form of human life. He deserves to spend the rest of his pointless existence buried up to his neck in an outhouse just under the seat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (o2MD2)

217 "Was out doing leaf collection again"

What do you do with them?

Posted by: squid_hunt

Renders them into leaf lard.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (mD/uy)

218 Most lefties I know want abortion legal so that "those people" stop having so many kids.

Also, those lefties--and many "righties' too want abortion legal so their slutty daughters don't get "saddled" with a kid that will keep them from their career.

And they want Todd and Kyle to be able to have to pay up for knocking up the Latina maid.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)

219 "urn them in for merchandise at the S & H Green Leaf redemption center!"

Oh, well crap. They closed ours a couple years ago.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (B0mGw)

220 e: Baldwin is everything you expect in a rabid leftard. He is ignorant, arrogant, stupid, cowardly, irresponsible and a bully. The absolute lowest form of human life. He deserves to spend the rest of his pointless existence buried up to his neck in an outhouse just under the seat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (o2MD2)

And if he doesn't, it's only because he's a Lefty

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:10 PM (mR6Gs)

221 and was Ensign Crusher's little squeeze for that episode. Wil Wheaton and Ashley Judd.

It started with a simple kiss.
Now she's pegging me with her Bat'leth

Posted by: Ensign Crusher's Lament at December 01, 2021 04:10 PM (ESjRY)

222 It's been a while since we've seen demented chicks screaming out of their cooters."

Bring Ashley Judd back out of obscurity.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 03:57 PM (B0mGw

I always assumed that picture was taken at the Concerned Women of Brattleboro's facility.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2021 04:10 PM (aghXp)

223 Why is Maddow leaving?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 04:02 PM (63Dwl)

Not willing to get sued for slander and libel for her broadcasted views.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

224 >1) That's an expensive looking watch.

She has a watch?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 04:11 PM (NgqoH)

225 For a million bucks a year, this busty bikini brunette will happily read the prompter during Fredo's former time slot, and thinks that price is fair given that she is fairly sure that viewership will increase after her debut:
https://is.gd/ftxaLE
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:08 PM (DU+/6)

Aye chiwaahwaah.....
Posted by: Sponge

Always remember, some where, some guy is tired of her shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:11 PM (DjPkW)

226 "It started with a simple kiss. Now she's pegging me with her Bat'leth"

And I'm asking for more, more, more!

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:11 PM (B0mGw)

227 "Was out doing leaf collection again"

What do you do with them?

Donate them to the Salvation Army.

Posted by: That'll show em at December 01, 2021 04:11 PM (jhFe8)

228 Good news everyone, Stacy Abrams is running for governor in Georgia.

Wait, I thought she said she's already the governor?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2021 04:11 PM (ZGrMX)

229 A lot of people want it legal so after they're done fucking the 15 yr old baby sitter

Old and Busted: Why do you rightwingers think we are a bunch of pedos?

New Hotness: LOVE IS LOVE, even for MAPs you H8ters

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:12 PM (ESjRY)

230 1) That's an expensive looking watch.
2) Is she related to a big name Democratic politician who can help provide the network access?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

That's an expensive- looking rack.
I bet the surgeon got a Bentley out of those....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:12 PM (mR6Gs)

231 "Always remember, some where, some guy is tired of her shit."

Somebody's gotta be the relief pitcher.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:12 PM (B0mGw)

232 million bucks a year, this busty bikini brunette will happily read the prompter during Fredo's former time slot, and thinks that price is fair given that she is fairly sure that viewership will increase after her debut:
https://is.gd/ftxaLE
Posted by: J

Bet she does whatever you want whenever for 200k for the year

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:12 PM (3sfj0)

233 The acceptance of the idiotic "commission" on "debates" was an obvious inexcusable blunder, and was ID'd as such at the time, instantly. Trump broke almost no norms, despite the hallucinogenic hate/slander typhoon that consumed much of the dumbed-down country.

The idiotic commission was among the norms he should have shattered, aggressively. Set your terms for a "debate", publicly, and take it/leave it.

Not that it really seems to have mattered. America desperately wanted a nasty unliked idiot who promised to shut down the oil industry.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 04:12 PM (OTzUX)

234 When word gets out, the others will be much more reluctant to open their ignorant mouths or keyboards, for fear of the same happening to them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

Yes, when trying to ruin someone is known to be costly, it immediately stops on the left - simply because funders of these lefty groups shy away like a flat worm to a lit match when their dollars get drained to serve a purpose they don't want.

And that is the only way this guy is going to be allowed to move on and be normal like everyone else - it's not about the money, it's about backing off the mob that has been set upon him. Every day he delays, his case gets weaker and they become more emboldened.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 04:13 PM (5iUNf)

235 Serious question- how does Stetler have a job? Is he polishing Zucker's apple or something? He's a sloppy fat, ignorant, addle-pated, dumb, uniteresting jacakass who doesn't even have the strength to perform portion control.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

236 It started with a simple kiss.
Now she's pegging me with her Bat'leth
Posted by: Ensign Crusher's Lament at December 01, 2021 04:10 PM (ESjRY)
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On the downside, that means Crusher made out with young, cute Ashley Judd.

On the upside, Crusher would not survive being pegged with an edged weapon, and so would have suffered character death in 1992 and saved several years of teeth-grinding annoyance on TNG.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

237 She has a watch?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 04:11 PM (NgqoH)

Does it go Tik Tok?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 01, 2021 04:14 PM (7bRMQ)

238 Was out doing leaf collection again, a good hour left of daylight but I'm done for day.
Posted by: Skip

*****

Canyou leaf them alone?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 01, 2021 04:14 PM (m45I2)

239 Serious question- how does Stetler have a job? Is he polishing Zucker's apple or something? He's a sloppy fat, ignorant, addle-pated, dumb, uniteresting jacakass who doesn't even have the strength to perform portion control.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 04:13 PM (VpIIl

He MUST have a relative in the business.

Maybe he's Zucker's cousin or something

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:14 PM (mR6Gs)

240 236 On the downside, that means Crusher made out with young, cute Ashley Judd.

On the upside, Crusher would not survive being pegged with an edged weapon, and so would have suffered character death in 1992 and saved several years of teeth-grinding annoyance on TNG.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:13 PM (DU+/6)

========

I don't know. Being whisked away by an obvious pedophilic monster for an eternity of torment in another dimension is pretty good punishment on its own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

241 State laws will replace federal judicial edicts, and then the people of that state will largely stop debating abortion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ideally that would happen but the issue is that political losers at the state level inevitably petition the federal courts to get involved and vice versa.

Tocqueville warned that in America, eventually every policy becomes grist for the courts as a legal question. The thought of allowing communities to decide issues gets very difficult when the media and the wealthy not living in that community try to demonize and destroy those communities.

Essentially, for a republic to persist, you are going to have to neuter the wealthy either directly or indirectly and restrict fundraising for state and federal races in that state to resident citizens only just like voting.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (9hXN1)

242 It is a nice watch. But no robgs

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (3sfj0)

243 The Roman's also culled their ranks periodically through war. Just imagine if we decided to go to war with the Guatamalii tribe over the banana trade and then sent our finest non-binary battalions down there first with them being led by an ambitious Senator, like Ron Wyden.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (OJLh6)

244 Baldwin is everything you expect in a rabid leftard. He is ignorant, arrogant, stupid, cowardly, irresponsible and a bully. The absolute lowest form of human life. He deserves to spend the rest of his pointless existence buried up to his neck in an outhouse just under the seat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Just watched a true crime show in which she shot her boyfriend nine times in the abdomen. Her defense was that he committed suicide. I guess it was a Baldwin gun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (FVME7)

245 The Immaculate Double Tap?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (BFigT)

246 A lot of people want it legal so after they're done fucking the 15 yr old baby sitter ....
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM

He's broken the code, guys.

Posted by: Congress at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (m+jkK)

247 But no rings

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (3sfj0)

248 81
Alec Baldwin's pathetic defense of "I didn't pull the trigger" is the new "Bitch set me up!"

Right?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 03:52 PM (xuD+S)

This is psychopathic. He's in a room with the director and the DP, and he shoots both of them. That's not in dispute. You can argue that he was given a gun that had the wrong ammo in it, pass it off on someone else, and be able to sleep at night. Still, you have a lot of culpability there, but you can live with that. How can you possibly say that an inanimate object went off by itself and live with yourself? How can you possibly look the DP's widower in the face and say that, knowing that it's flat-out untrue? Let a defense lawyer make that assertion. How can you possibly say that yourself?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (mdjgu)

249 "Serious question- how does Stetler have a job?"

It's not an accident that all the guys the left is promoting are weak beta liars. It's not a mistake that Biden is an old decrepit, senile white guy and his VP is a business woman and younger and a minority. If you watch on TV now, the only guys they put on are either creepy betas who are being mocked by everyone while the wife smiles at the strong black guy next to her or old guys with young women. It's all mind games with these people. They're trying to send a message with imaging that white men are all old, used up, and useless and about to be over run.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (B0mGw)

250 and then sent our finest non-binary battalions down there first with them being led by an ambitious Senator, like Ron Wyden.

Teutoburg Forest by way of MS-13?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:16 PM (ESjRY)

251 Serious question- how does Stetler have a job? Is he polishing Zucker's apple or something?

It baffles me completely. He has a face for radio and is consistently wrong in a hilarious manner. But he's a high paid prime time news anchor on a major news channel? How the hell does that work out?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

252 155...I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (7erS5)

No internet, no cable "news," no anti-social media.

Posted by: Flyover at December 01, 2021 04:16 PM (Rbu5d)

253 . It's not a mistake that Biden is an old decrepit, senile white guy and his VP is a business woman and younger and a minority

What business, other than sucking cocks for political power?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 01, 2021 04:17 PM (II3Gr)

254 I do think its funny to see all these professional athletes who are double vaxxed testing positive and not being able to play. It somehow still never occurs to them or the leagues that maybe its not a vaccine.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (r5BVk)

Its especially ironic that when Magic Johnson came up HIV+ all you needed to do was mob the floor with a towel to be safe and leave the court if bleeding.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:17 PM (eoQWY)

255 Tater tells the lies they want him to, when they want him to do it.

Is he good at it? No. But that's not what matters.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:17 PM (ESjRY)

256 how does Stetler have a job? Is he polishing Zucker's apple or something? He's a sloppy fat, ignorant, addle-pated, dumb, uniteresting jacakass who doesn't even have the strength to perform portion control.
Posted by: Marcus T

You forgot bald and ugly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 04:17 PM (FVME7)

257 Question: Whose throne smells worse, Selter or Maddow?

I'm going with Selter. Even with peanut butter, his dog has run away to the PETA shelter 3 times.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 01, 2021 04:17 PM (jIL4c)

258 But he's a high paid prime time news anchor on a major news channel? How the hell does that work out?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

I thought he was just on Sunday nights. I'm not watching CNN to find out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 04:17 PM (Y5qcH)

259 "What business, other than sucking cocks for political power?"

She was a lawyer. And before you start mocking that, realize I was getting lectured way back in 2005 that Hillary Clinton was a role model when all she had accomplished was being the wife of the president and getting handed cake jobs.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:18 PM (B0mGw)

260 Are whores franchisees or independent contractors?

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:18 PM (3sfj0)

261 It's not a mistake that Biden is an old decrepit, senile white guy and his VP is a business woman and younger and a minority

What business, other than sucking cocks for political power?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist

It's the oldest profession.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 04:18 PM (FVME7)

262 A big part of the fall of Rome was its eventual embrace of a rapacious governing elite.

By the 400s that "rampaging" German tribe was likely to give you a fairer government then your local Roman "civil servants"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:18 PM (ESjRY)

263 I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (7erS5)

I was going to say they "lacked diversity", but that's really not true. Spaniards, Arabs, Germans, North Africans---many Roman dictators were NOT Italian.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:18 PM (mR6Gs)

264 Teutoburg Forest by way of MS-13?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:16 PM (ESjRY)

*******

We could use a few of such battles.

Like 55.

Plenty of ambitious Senators. Plenty of genders.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 01, 2021 04:19 PM (OJLh6)

265 And before you start mocking that, realize I was getting lectured way back in 2005 that Hillary Clinton was a role model when all she had accomplished was being the wife of the president and getting handed cake jobs.

I love Bill Burr's bit on the wife of the president.

"We're co-presidents!" no, you're not. Shut up and bake more cookies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

266 Always remember, some where, some guy is tired of her shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:11 PM (DjPkW)
.......

But he's got mammaries, er, I mean, memories.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

267 Darrell Brooks' defense attorney has withdrawn from the case. He says he knows some of the Waukesha victims personally.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 01, 2021 04:20 PM (45fpk)

268 By the 400s that "rampaging" German tribe was likely to give you a fairer government then your local Roman "civil servants"
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:18 PM (ESjRY)

Because they had the fervor of the newly converted and wanted to be "More Roman than the Romans..."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:20 PM (mR6Gs)

269 257 Question: Whose throne smells worse, Selter or Maddow?

I'm going with Selter. Even with peanut butter, his dog has run away to the PETA shelter 3 times.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 01, 2021 04:17 PM (jIL4c)

Heh. That reminds me of the Southpark episode about Paris Hilton. It was so damn brutal she disappeared from the papers for 2 years. When she came back, a different person.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 04:20 PM (o2MD2)

270 I was going to say they "lacked diversity", but that's really not true. Spaniards, Arabs, Germans, North Africans---many Roman dictators were NOT Italian.

They made those people Romans though. So whether he was a Spaniard, Arab, German, or North African he was a believer in Rome.

Kind of the way this country use to be.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:20 PM (ESjRY)

271 Video of SF looters looting other looters

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/488608/

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 04:21 PM (CYnTg)

272 Darrell Brooks' defense attorney has withdrawn from the case. He says he knows some of the Waukesha victims personally.

Deadliest terror attack in America in years and...oh the FNM is busy covering sportsball and the moronic variant.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:21 PM (ESjRY)

273 In the old TV world before CNN went full retard, a guy like Stelter would be writing for a face who was charismatic and good looking and read well but knew nothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

274 265 And before you start mocking that, realize I was getting lectured way back in 2005 that Hillary Clinton was a role model when all she had accomplished was being the wife of the president and getting handed cake jobs.

==========

I have seen roughly 5 minutes of the Gilmore Girls, and it included the daughter agonizing over being able to whittle down the massive accomplishments of Hillary Clinton into a single essay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

275 This is psychopathic. He's in a room with the director and the DP, and he shoots both of them. That's not in dispute. You can argue that he was given a gun that had the wrong ammo in it, pass it off on someone else, and be able to sleep at night. Still, you have a lot of culpability there, but you can live with that. How can you possibly say that an inanimate object went off by itself and live with yourself? How can you possibly look the DP's widower in the face and say that, knowing that it's flat-out untrue? Let a defense lawyer make that assertion. How can you possibly say that yourself?

Posted by: Darrell Harris

Because it was coming out that the script that they were supposedly practicing did not have him fire the weapon in the scene. He is denying pulling the trigger because that makes it depraved indifference or manslaughter (as well as potentially letting insurers off the hook if intentional bad act) if he was pointing, aiming, and pulling the trigger at and when the script did not require him to do so.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:21 PM (9hXN1)

276 They made those people Romans though. So whether he was a Spaniard, Arab, German, or North African he was a believer in Rome.

Kind of the way this country use to be.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 04:20 PM (ESjRY)

Totally agree

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:21 PM (mR6Gs)

277 The Immaculate Double Tap?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 04:15 PM (BFigT)
.......

Inexplicable.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

278 > 241 State laws will replace federal judicial edicts, and then the people of that state will largely stop debating abortion

Negative. Abortion is one of the precepts of their false church. They will continue to use the courts as a cudgel to get their way. Think Masterpiece Cake Shop writ large.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 04:22 PM (NgqoH)

279 Rome lasted because honor lasted, think Frankie Five Angels in G2.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 04:22 PM (oWBc3)

280 So Alec is saying he was playing with it and it suddenly went off. The Teenage Boy Defense?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 04:22 PM (LVgqo)

281 Not really Muldoon, was cleaning out the area if need to get to outbuilding propane tank

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 04:22 PM (2JoB8)

282 Most lefties I know want abortion legal so that "those people" stop having so many kids.

Also, those lefties--and many "righties' too want abortion legal so their slutty daughters don't get "saddled" with a kid that will keep them from their career.

And they want Todd and Kyle to be able to have to pay up for knocking up the Latina maid.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:09 PM (mR6Gs)

Abortion is a tool to keep women on the reservation. Women who get an abortion after reading the propaganda have only one place to get unconditional approval. Those that haven't had one are dominated by the true believers like a cult and go along and keep quiet, because heresy is punished severely.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:22 PM (eoQWY)

283 whoops that David French video didn't establish what I thought it did, I retract it.
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Remember when video mistakes on this blog were links to busty lesbian porn?

Now it's accidental links to "gay man sucks off" but it's really just David French again

Posted by: Lrrr at December 01, 2021 04:23 PM (jIL4c)

284 Darrell Brooks' defense attorney

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The Baldwin defense. The SUV went off inexplicably.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 04:23 PM (FVME7)

285 Stacy Abrams running for Gov.

Guess it's like the old saying goes...

If at first you don't succeed, try eating again and again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 04:24 PM (UuD2k)

286 "the daughter agonizing over being able to whittle down the massive accomplishments of Hillary Clinton into a single essay."

Ha! Exactly.

Probably want to start with the Savings and Loan Scandal and move on to the dead bodies.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:24 PM (B0mGw)

287 The Baldwin defense. The SUV went off inexplicably.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 04:23 PM (FVME7)

That's definitely they angle they'll work

Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:24 PM (mR6Gs)

288 There's no proof I ever *hic* killed anyone
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 04:25 PM (CYnTg)

289 "Women who get an abortion after reading the propaganda have only one place to get unconditional approval."

There is another place, but to find refuge in the church they would have to first admit what they had done and that's hard.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:25 PM (B0mGw)

290 It makes me giggle that Madame Secretary was created to shape public opinion into the idea that Hillary was a golden wonder who would fix it all, but not only did she not win, but the show kinda faded into nothing and was canceled after a little while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

291 290 It makes me giggle that Madame Secretary was created to shape public opinion into the idea that Hillary was a golden wonder who would fix it all, but not only did she not win, but the show kinda faded into nothing and was canceled after a little while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

========

This is the story of The Handmaid's Tale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

292 253 . It's not a mistake that Biden is an old decrepit, senile white guy and his VP is a business woman and younger and a minority

What business, other than sucking cocks for political power?
_______________

Yeah, what "business" was Kamaltoe ever in? She was a prosecutor in CA, then the AG. She used her sexual connections, like Willie Brown, to score good-paying sinecures like do-nothing board jobs.

Her assistant AG's have described her typical "work" day as Kamaltoe sitting at her desk, looking into the mirror she kept on it, and putting on make-up or doing her nails, in between using her laptop to shop for clothes and shoes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 04:26 PM (k4dH2)

293
The New York Times has found a new threat: cat memes. Cat memes are deadly, as they are being used to insidiously push misinformation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2021 04:27 PM (Mzdiz)

294 "the idea that Hillary was a golden wonder who would fix it all, "

Bill and Hillary Clinton were an awesome team. They each had what the other lacked. Unfortunately for them, the brains and muscle of the operation wasn't willing to stay in the background where she belonged. And can you imagine what a disappointment Chelsea is to her mother? Those family dinners have to be brutal.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:27 PM (B0mGw)

295 If at first you don't succeed, try eating again and again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 04:24 PM (UuD2k)

Or cheating

Posted by: It's me donna at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (Pohvy)

296 >>>French tells Tater that the media should get a pass on its Rittenhouse coverage

Taking obviously biased and defamatory statements off of Twitter and making no effort to confirm facts before publishing them to the detriment of an individuals reputation is not a defense against libel.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (T/vhV)

297 Yeah, what "business" was Kamaltoe ever in?

Callgirl. She was a high end "escort"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

298 I wonder how the Romans lasted as long as they did.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 01, 2021 04:01 PM (7erS5)

I was going to say they "lacked diversity", but that's really not true. Spaniards, Arabs, Germans, North Africans---many Roman dictators were NOT Italian.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 01, 2021 04:18 PM (mR6Gs)

Even so, there was not just one "Roman" state. the Early Republic was different from the Late Republic. The Empire formed when the oligarchs were too unresponsive to the greater population and those of talent rising out of the crowd. The Crisis of the Third Century led to a later large change, then Christianization, then the collapse when Rome couldn't convince anyone they could lead - but even then the new tribes ruling adopted Romanness to help them hold their conquests.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (eoQWY)

299 "Cat memes are deadly, as they are being used to insidiously push misinformation."

I can not haz cheezbugerz?

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (B0mGw)

300 I would not want to do tricep seated one arm presses at a desk. I call bs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:29 PM (kBuGL)

301 Chris Christie's highly hyped new book sold only 2000 copies to date. LOL. That fucker needs to write a cookbook if he wants to make any money.
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"Stuff I've Eaten but I Added Chocolate Syrup"

Posted by: Lrrr at December 01, 2021 04:29 PM (jIL4c)

302 . Cat memes are deadly, as they are being used to insidiously push misinformation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2021 04:27 PM (Mzdiz
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My cat meme doesn't give a damn.

Posted by: WisRich at December 01, 2021 04:29 PM (wA1Km)

303 And can you imagine what a disappointment Chelsea is to her mother? Those family dinners have to be brutal.

Yeah I am guessing she spends as little time with the folks as possible. Chelsea is like a charisma black hole, she's a total write off for the dreamed of Clinton dynasty. They're probably putting all their hopes on one of her kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

304 Video of SF looters looting other looters

I laughed. A perfect example of law of the jungle. It does make you wonder who the Leftists would make an excuse for in this case, the looters or the thieves. I mean under their thinking they both deserve it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2021 04:30 PM (r5BVk)

305 "Women who get an abortion after reading the propaganda have only one place to get unconditional approval."

There is another place, but to find refuge in the church they would have to first admit what they had done and that's hard.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:25 PM (B0mGw)

Which is a reason why the attack on real churches these days is so relentless.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:30 PM (eoQWY)

306 "Chelsea is like a charisma black hole, she's a total write off for the dreamed of Clinton dynasty. "

She's a dingbat and a creampuff. I don't know how someone so brutally calculating as Hillary had her as an offspring.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:30 PM (B0mGw)

307 That is pretty impressive burn the place to the ground on your first day as CEO.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 04:30 PM (DRBE4)

308 290 It makes me giggle that Madame Secretary was created to shape public opinion into the idea that Hillary was a golden wonder who would fix it all, but not only did she not win, but the show kinda faded into nothing and was canceled after a little while.
_____________

As somebody once remarked, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

Hillary has always been a nasty, unpleasant creature. All of Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't turn her into something appealing to most of the American public.

But they tried their best. Oh, how they tried.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (k4dH2)

309 I would not want to do tricep seated one arm presses at a desk. I call bs.

Come on, its a chair with wheels supported by a single central post right under your crotch! How can it possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

310 Her assistant AG's have described her typical "work" day as Kamaltoe sitting at her desk, looking into the mirror she kept on it, and putting on make-up or doing her nails, in between using her laptop to shop for clothes and shoes.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 04:26 PM (k4dH2)
.......

Surfs a little porn, too. You know, professional development.

Posted by: wth at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

311 299 "Cat memes are deadly, as they are being used to insidiously push misinformation."

I can not haz cheezbugerz?
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (B0mGw)

Grumpy Cat is morte.

Long live Grumpy Cat!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (dfRN6)

312 Here's the E.T. looking fucker who shot up his school.

https://bit.ly/3EeFwvr

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (sG4Hj)

313 299 "Cat memes are deadly, as they are being used to insidiously push misinformation."

I can not haz cheezbugerz?
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (B0mGw)

There ain't no such thing as a free cheezburger.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (z5Vrg)

314 She's a dingbat and a creampuff. I don't know how someone so brutally calculating as Hillary had her as an offspring.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:30 PM (B0mGw)

She isn't Hillary's. Chelsea is the offspring of Bill and Web Hubble.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 04:32 PM (DRBE4)

315 Surfs a little porn, too. You know, professional development.
Posted by: w

Continuing ed

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:32 PM (3sfj0)

316 Mary Chastain on Legal Insurrection has a decent post about the Mississippi and Texas cases on abortion.

The middle ground that she mentions might be the final result--e.g. under the original Roe, viability of a fetus outside the womb changed the balance of states being able to restrict the practice. Later decisions undermined that by interpreting health broadly to include mental health as trumping state interests in preventing the abortion at a later date. Essentially, like in England, the health exception ended up swallowing the rule so that when Casey altered Roe, the ground shifted to undue burden test--abortion became more or less unrestricted until partial birth abortions became relatively common.

Chastain predicts that Scotus may let the MS law stand at 15 weeks. My guess is that there will probably be a health/rape/incest exception requirement too for later abortions which means not much will change.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:32 PM (9hXN1)

317 Her assistant AG's have described her typical "work" day as Kamaltoe sitting at her desk, looking into the mirror she kept on it, and putting on make-up or doing her nails, in between using her laptop to shop for clothes and shoes.

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Kinda like what she does now.

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2021 04:32 PM (faXIs)

318 Yeah I am guessing she spends as little time with the folks as possible. Chelsea is like a charisma black hole, she's a total write off for the dreamed of Clinton dynasty. They're probably putting all their hopes on one of her kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

She inherited Hillary's charisma. Bill had some, Beast, on the other hand is just a fat, arrogant, hateful old bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 04:33 PM (o2MD2)

319 309 I would not want to do tricep seated one arm presses at a desk. I call bs.

Come on, its a chair with wheels supported by a single central post right under your crotch! How can it possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

Let's do a destabilizing exercise on a shaky platform!

I was more saying, that position is awkward as fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:33 PM (kBuGL)

320 But they tried their best. Oh, how they tried.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Tea Leoni - Mmmmmmm. Yes they did try.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:33 PM (mvepF)

321 Unreal: CIA just published a "say the quiet part out loud" Trump hit piece so bad even Democrats are shaking their heads.

https://tinyurl.com/2p875wkp

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:34 PM (9ZHSu)

322 Tea Leoni - Mmmmmmm. Yes they did try.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:33 PM (mvepF)

Tea Leoni. A testament to the power of dirty blonde hair and sexy eyes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:34 PM (kBuGL)

323 >>>Abortion is a tool to keep women on the reservation. Women who get an abortion after reading the propaganda have only one place to get unconditional approval.

I personally think it's much worse than that. Abortion is a modernist baptism into the religion of the self. Once you've done it you're part of the church because to ever think anything outside of the church's dogma would be to first and foremost indict yourself as a murderer of your own child/children. Other women go along because not doing so would typically mean having to indict a friend as a murderer of her child/children. It's post purchase rationalization on Steroids, cocaine, and speed.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 04:34 PM (T/vhV)

324 I personally think it's much worse than that. Abortion is a modernist baptism into the religion of the self. Once you've done it you're part of the church because to ever think anything outside of the church's dogma would be to first and foremost indict yourself as a murderer of your own child/children. Other women go along because not doing so would typically mean having to indict a friend as a murderer of her child/children. It's post purchase rationalization on Steroids, cocaine, and speed.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 04:34 PM (T/vhV)

This. Good psychological analysis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:35 PM (kBuGL)

325 But they tried their best. Oh, how they tried.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

What is the claim for Roe v Wade? A woman's right to privacy?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:36 PM (DjPkW)

326 I was more saying, that position is awkward as fuck.
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One of the bodybuilding guys on twitter made a video calling BS on that "hundred pound dumbell". Basically says, "I'm three times the size of Cuomo, and I can't even get the weight in position to do that."

https://twitter.com/MarcLobliner/status/1303762079426502657

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 04:36 PM (sGnvY)

327 I read that the gun Baldwin used to shoot that lady was a Colt 45. If that is true, you cannot just pull the trigger. He would have to had pulled back the hammer then fired. Right?

Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2021 04:36 PM (RWHIh)

328 Hillary has always been a nasty, unpleasant creature. All of Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't turn her into something appealing to most of the American public.

But they tried their best. Oh, how they tried.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 04:31 PM (k4dH2)

They didn't try that hard. I remember when they made that Clinton dream movie (American President?) they made him a widower who could hook up with some hot Reporter or Staffer.

I always wondered what Hillary thought of that angle.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:36 PM (eoQWY)

329 110 and 111 synergize nicely.. Tell me it was on purpose, please!

Posted by: edward c kaulakis at December 01, 2021 04:36 PM (Fbx+b)

330 Oregon Congressman Peter DeFazio will retire in 2022

After eighteen terms.

Tick, tock, Brandon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (I2/tG)

331 327
Right.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (o2MD2)

332 She inherited Hillary's charisma.

Not even that, did you see her triumphant CNN show? She's worse than watching Bill Nye try to be funny, she bought down her charisma stat to 0.

Once you've done it you're part of the church because to ever think anything outside of the church's dogma would be to first and foremost indict yourself as a murderer of your own child/children

Yea h its like getting someone drunk and having sex with a 13 year old girl. That's not something you can go back on and now you're owned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

333 I read that the gun Baldwin used to shoot that lady was a Colt 45. If that is true, you cannot just pull the trigger. He would have to had pulled back the hammer then fired. Right?
Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2021 04:36 PM (RWHIh)

Yup. It was a period gun, so you have to cock and pull to fire a shot.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

334 327 I read that the gun Baldwin used to shoot that lady was a Colt 45. If that is true, you cannot just pull the trigger. He would have to had pulled back the hammer then fired. Right?
Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2021 04:36 PM (RWHIh)

Yes. Single action (let's start that argument.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (kBuGL)

335 317 Her assistant AG's have described her typical "work" day as Kamaltoe sitting at her desk, looking into the mirror she kept on it, and putting on make-up or doing her nails, in between using her laptop to shop for clothes and shoes.

====

Kinda like what she does now.
__________

Her former co-workers also said that she liked a particular type of pen (I forget what it was), and that she was known to routinely scream at her underlings when they would bring in documents for her signature, but forget to bring the "right" pen.

I have a feeling there is a lot more of that kind of stuff going on in the VP's office now. Kamaltoe screaming "don't you know who I am???" and "why aren't they doing more to position me for success???" and "how dare you bring me pens, paper, reports, whatever of this low quality???" type of stuff.

Must be a hoot being on the VP's staff these days.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (k4dH2)

336 @321 and the internet produces the actual document! Read it before it disappears, I guess.

https://tinyurl.com/38cm4vxj

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (9ZHSu)

337 Men with beards, attention -- the CDC has facial hair guidance:

Prof. Jose-Luis Jimenez
@jljcolorado
For people w/ beards: Shape your beard so that the surfaces where the mask presses against your face (which should have no gaps, so that there is a seal and no air leaks in or out) don't have facial hair. See
@CDCgov

https://twitter.com/jljcolorado/status/
1466104085480816640

Posted by: Hands at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (786Ro)

338 Chastain predicts that Scotus may let the MS law stand at 15 weeks. My guess is that there will probably be a health/rape/incest exception requirement too for later abortions which means not much will change.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:32 PM (9hXN1)

I agree with her view, and your guess. I'm not sure the Texas law will stand; I think they're going to find it a little bit too cute by half. But Texas would be glad to adopt the Mississippi standard if necessary, anything that leaves most of the decision up to the State. The Texas law and the Mississippi law represented two completely different approaches to undermining Roe v Wade; but only one of them has to work,

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (trdmm)

339 315 Surfs a little porn, too. You know, professional development.
Posted by: w

Continuing ed

friend of mine refers to porn as "physiological resource materials.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 01, 2021 04:38 PM (v3pYe)

340 327 I read that the gun Baldwin used to shoot that lady was a Colt 45. If that is true, you cannot just pull the trigger. He would have to had pulled back the hammer then fired. Right?

Posted by: Jmel

If it is a Single Action Army model yes. The Colt Lightning of that era was double action so no.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:38 PM (9hXN1)

341 297 Yeah, what "business" was Kamaltoe ever in?

Callgirl. She was a high end "escort"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

Being at the business end of a bunch of dicks does not make one a businesswoman.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 01, 2021 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

342 If that is true, you cannot just pull the trigger. He would have to had pulled back the hammer then fired. Right?

Cold came out with a double action .45 and it was in use (rarely) by the time the movie was set. So, maybe? Besides its Hollywood and they are notorious about getting guns wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

343 >>> Unreal: CIA just published a "say the quiet part out loud" Trump hit piece so bad even Democrats are shaking their heads.

https://tinyurl.com/2p875wkp
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:34 PM (9ZHSu)

Every reply to that is:

1) Your'e a russian bot

- or -

2) We are in charge now and there's nothing you can do about it

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 04:38 PM (LVgqo)

344
friend of mine refers to porn as "physiological resource materials.

So that is what she wants me to do!

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:39 PM (3sfj0)

345 Didn't Billy the Kid use the Lightning? Do I remember that from somewhere?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:39 PM (kBuGL)

346 Being at the business end of a bunch of dicks does not make one a businesswoman.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 01, 2021 04:38 PM (KbCG3)

That is her business, so I guess hookers qualify.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:40 PM (kBuGL)

347 >>>she bought down her charisma stat to 0.

Yeah clearly her dump stat, just like her mom.
Unfortunately intelligence is also her dump stat, just like her dad. And she apparently bummed the wisdom role all by herself. Which is to say she took the worst of both parents then led a privileged life where she never had to work on herself.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 04:40 PM (T/vhV)

348 Tea Leoni is unattractive. Looks like a scrawny boy in a bathing suit, which is my usual means of judging. Nice voice though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:41 PM (9ZHSu)

349 - the CDC has facial hair guidance:

=+==

FINALLY !!

- The bearded lady

Posted by: runner at December 01, 2021 04:41 PM (faXIs)

350 Note to CDC, people who work in hazardous air environments like hydrogen sulfide in the oil fields, cannot have facial hair as masks won't seal.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 04:41 PM (oWBc3)

351 Every reply to that is

Yeah its pretty pathetic, seeing the responses. The guy put out a terrific case using actual information and evidence, and the NPCs just spit back their pre-programmed lines

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

352 So let me see if I got this right. A gun that can magically fire itself without the trigger being pulled, just happened to fire when it was 1) in Alec Baldwin's hands, 2) pointed at other people, and 3) loaded with live ammunition when it shouldn't be.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 04:43 PM (UuD2k)

353 But Texas would be glad to adopt the Mississippi standard if necessary, anything that leaves most of the decision up to the State. The Texas law and the Mississippi law represented two completely different approaches to undermining Roe v Wade; but only one of them has to work, Posted by: Tom Servo

I think the shyer justices like Kavanaugh and ACB need the comfort of not explicitly overturning Roe and clinging to the viability language of the original opinion gives them that figleaf. In reality, a lot of the abortions in red states are declining simply because abortion clinics are becoming scarce in a lot of them like MS. I suspect that most abortions now in those red states are occurring with RU486 and the like in those states prescribed by private physicians. Don't know how Guttmacher Institute counts those.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (9hXN1)

354 > One of the bodybuilding guys on twitter made a video calling BS on that "hundred pound dumbell". Basically says, "I'm three times the size of Cuomo, and I can't even get the weight in position to do that."

https://twitter.com/MarcLobliner/status/1303762079426502657

I'm a pretty big dude; no way in hell did Fredo shoulder press a 100lb dumbbell. I have doubts the jackwagon could even bench press 200lbs.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (NgqoH)

355 >>> Yeah clearly her dump stat, just like her mom.
Unfortunately intelligence is also her dump stat, just like her dad. And she apparently bummed the wisdom role all by herself. Which is to say she took the worst of both parents then led a privileged life where she never had to work on herself.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 04:40 PM (T/vhV)

Hillary min/maxed. She put it all into CONS. She also gets a +3 to that from being drunk. She can't fight or cast or be nimble but throw anything at her and she just wobbles like those play boxing dummies and bounces right back.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (LVgqo)

356 For people w/ beards: Shape your beard so that the surfaces where the mask presses against your face (which should have no gaps, so that there is a seal and no air leaks in or out) don't have facial hair.

My beard filters better than the BS cloth mask you say is acceptable for the purposes of "masking"

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (T/vhV)

357 Didn't Billy the Kid use the Lightning?

Gunmen usually didn't like double action because they're a bit slower, and most just used what they could get their hands on. I mean, they had guns they liked more than others, but its not like they had a secret vault they could pull out a badass backlit sideways drawer full of guns to use.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

358 We use to spend countless hours looking at
Can I Haz Cheeseburger

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (2JoB8)

359 Totally OT but I just ordered the 3 inch My Pillow mattress topper. The price is finally within my budget, so I took the plunge. Hope this will help me sleep better and help my back.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)

360 >>>Men with beards, attention -- the CDC has facial hair guidance:

The CDC needs to go, just like the FBI and CIA.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (XSRBF)

361 The Conservatives on the Court didn't attack viability, they focused on base doctrine - is it in there at all, you have to choose between mother or baby, etc. This will be a win or lose case in my view.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 04:45 PM (oWBc3)

362 Great. The fat lady has officially announced she will be running for governor again. Good chance she will win this time without. Between the woke schools, endless flood of illegals, creeping blueness , massive crime wave in the city and Gov Abrams it might be time to finally bail out of this place

Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2021 04:45 PM (MxEKc)

363 A better argument for him would be "who the fuck would ever give me a gun? You would have to be insane to give me a gun"

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:45 PM (3sfj0)

364 I'm a pretty big dude; no way in hell did Fredo shoulder press a 100lb dumbbell. I have doubts the jackwagon could even bench press 200lbs.

"100, 10, what the hell its just one digit and 0's weigh nothing so they don't count"
--Cuomo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

365 348 Tea Leoni is unattractive. Looks like a scrawny boy in a bathing suit, which is my usual means of judging. Nice voice though.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:41 PM (9ZHSu)

Yeah, that ugly bitch could spend the rest of her life perched squarely on my face and It would be pure hell.

(not)

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 04:46 PM (o2MD2)

366 @321 and the internet produces the actual document! Read it before it disappears, I guess.

https://tinyurl.com/38cm4vxj
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (9ZHSu)
++++
While he sought to raise doubt about the responsibility of the Russians, he did not - in the debates - refer explicitly to the role of the Intelligence Community in investigating the matter or the conclusions the Community had reached. Outside the formal debates, he was not so restrained.

So, he questioned you and you hated him for it. Nice. So what did you next? It wouldn't be to withhold information and gatekeep, would it? Oh, yes it would:

In a significant departure from the way briefings were handled during the previous two transitions - to Bush and Obama - Trump during his transition received no briefings from CIA on covert action programs. ... Trump himself was not briefed prior to being sworn in, nor in the first several weeks of his administration.

I'll need to read it carefully, those just jumped out at me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

367 The fat lady has officially announced she will be running for governor again. Good chance she will win this time without. Between the woke schools, endless flood of illegals, creeping blueness , massive crime wave in the city and Gov Abrams it might be time to finally bail out of this place

Reelection

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:46 PM (3sfj0)

368 Tea Leoni is unattractive. Looks like a scrawny boy in a bathing suit, which is my usual means of judging. Nice voice though.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:41 PM (9ZHSu)

She have those pointy elbows too?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

369 She inherited Hillary's charisma. Bill had some, Beast, on the other hand is just a fat, arrogant, hateful old bitch.

=====

I've always heard Bubba's greatest gift was to make everyone in the room feel like the most important person for him to talk with. Gonna guess that didn't rub off on Madam Secretary.

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at December 01, 2021 04:47 PM (vted1)

370 Hundred pound dumbbell bench presses maybe but not Shoulder presses.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 04:47 PM (lZco9)

371 Colt came out with a double action .45 and it was in use (rarely) by the time the movie was set. So, maybe? Besides its Hollywood and they are notorious about getting guns wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Actually, John Wesley Harding, a very notorious gunfighter, was partial to the Colt Lightning. But, in general, Hollywood had to work with actors knowing nothing about guns but some did. For example, if you watch Dean Martin westerns when paired with Sammy Davis, Dean had a double action revolver rigged up to look like a single action but Sammy Davis was a genuine aficionado of Single Action Colts among others in his collection and could operate it competently along with a quick draw.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:47 PM (9hXN1)

372 I think Tea Leoni was very pretty and that voice, yeah, she sounds like she's constantly on the edge of an orgasm. I am sure it was an affectation like Marilyn Monroe's but it worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

373 The fat lady has officially announced she will be running for governor again. Good chance she will win this time without. Between the woke schools, endless flood of illegals, creeping blueness , massive crime wave in the city and Gov Abrams it might be time to finally bail out of this place

Reelection
Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:46 PM (3sfj0)

She runs a few more times she will be term limited out without serving a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:47 PM (eoQWY)

374 the CDC has facial hair guidance:

FINALLY !!

- The bearded lady

Dude! Take offthe dress and put your pants back on!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 04:48 PM (DjPkW)

375 The Texas law and the Mississippi law represented two completely different approaches to undermining Roe v Wade; but only one of them has to work,
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 04:37 PM (trdmm)

The fact that something not found anywhere in the Constitution and that can easily be regulated as the States see fit, and as the Constitution actually fucking says it must be in writing, cannot get tossed by the Supreme Court, that same court who argued it was their very main purpose in Marbury, is just a complete embarrassment.

But that is where we are with the legal profession.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 04:48 PM (5iUNf)

376 321 Unreal: CIA just published a "say the quiet part out loud" Trump hit piece so bad even Democrats are shaking their heads.

https://tinyurl.com/2p875wkp
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 04:34 PM (9ZHSu)

I downloaded Chapter 9 of the report, and am quickly perusing it. This part is interesting, regarding the IC assertions of Russian interference. This is after a meeting with Trump:

"According to Clapper, the evidence that was presented at the meeting - to the effect that Russia had interfered in the election and that very senior Russian officials were involved - was so solid that no one on the Trump team disputed the findings or conclusions of the report."

Huh. Of course Clapper would say that. Not a word about Christopher Steele, however. Not. One. Word.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 04:48 PM (mdjgu)

377 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (nxdel)

I got one 4 months ago. Absolutely love it.

Posted by: Bosk at December 01, 2021 04:48 PM (x6uUk)

378 Actually, John Wesley Harding, a very notorious gunfighter, was partial to the Colt Lightning.

Harding broke all the rules. He used a freaking shoulder holster, the very opposite of a quick draw rig. He was just insanely fast and competent and utterly crazy so he was willing to shoot.

Except against Hickock; he wasn't that dumb. Both of them knew that if it came down to a showdown, they'd both be dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:49 PM (KZzsI)

379 It is hard to argue for Abrams whe she did not get anything of not accomplished in her first administration as gov

Posted by: Y5 at December 01, 2021 04:49 PM (3sfj0)

380 For people w/ beards: Shape your beard so that the surfaces where the mask presses against your face (which should have no gaps, so that there is a seal and no air leaks in or out) don't have facial hair.

My beard filters better than the BS cloth mask you say is acceptable for the purposes of "masking"
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (T/vhV)

My mustache alone is rated class 3 equivalent to P100.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 04:50 PM (LVgqo)

381 Tea Leoni
https://tinyurl.com/243sz3ar

My ability to do rigorous research is somewhat limited. I like that the addy is for 'Plastic surgery stars'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:50 PM (kBuGL)

382 In a significant departure from the way briefings were handled during the previous two transitions - to Bush and Obama - Trump during his transition received no briefings from CIA on covert action programs. ... Trump himself was not briefed prior to being sworn in, nor in the first several weeks of his administration.

I'll need to read it carefully, those just jumped out at me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 04:46 PM (DU+/6)

Reads like a Clapper-Sponsored coup-attempt, because it was a Clapper-Sponsored coup-attempt.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 04:50 PM (SH2Zi)

383 "Shape your beard so that the surfaces where the mask presses against your face don't have facial hair."

In all fairness, watching these bubbas here in Louisiana with their beards down to their chest wear a mask is disgusting. I can't imagine how filthy that is by the end of the day.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 04:50 PM (B0mGw)

384 357, CRT, it was actually the reverse, it is quicker to pull the trigger double action rather than cock the hammer and pull the trigger separately. It is more that it is more difficult to fire accurately without practice than faster.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:51 PM (9hXN1)

385 >>Harding broke all the rules. He used a freaking shoulder holster, the very opposite of a quick draw rig. He was just insanely fast and competent and utterly crazy so he was willing to shoot.

Hardin - not Harding. Just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 04:51 PM (5iUNf)

386 Hickock was good. He was not super fast, but he could put a bullet through your heart at 74 yards with a revolver.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 04:52 PM (o2MD2)

387 david french is another one that i never knew existed before ace started ripping on him.

what else have i missed?

did the martians land and take over?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 01, 2021 04:52 PM (Ocv6A)

388 CRT, it was actually the reverse, it is quicker to pull the trigger double action rather than cock the hammer and pull the trigger separately.

For the first shot, yes. Plus as you note the double action (particularly back then) affected accuracy. Single action pistols you could flip the hammer back and shoot quick and easy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

389
Bo Duke is not having it, bro. He's not having it.

John Schneider isn't having Alec Baldwin's bullshit:

https://youtu.be/nx9VA8DqbpM

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 04:52 PM (xuD+S)

390 >>Men with beards, attention

Hold up. I need to hear this.

Posted by: barack Hussein Obama at December 01, 2021 04:53 PM (UKc9b)

391 372 I think Tea Leoni was very pretty and that voice, yeah, she sounds like she's constantly on the edge of an orgasm. I am sure it was an affectation like Marilyn Monroe's but it worked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

Kathleen Turner had that act down. Her 'real' speaking voice, on SNL: https://youtu.be/1X5uSpcjf38

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 04:53 PM (mdjgu)

392 nood

fauci

Posted by: banana Dream at December 01, 2021 04:53 PM (LVgqo)

393 Tea Leoni works for me

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 04:53 PM (2JoB8)

394 Traylor Howard > Tea Leoni

Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 04:53 PM (lZco9)

395 He was not super fast, but he could put a bullet through your heart at 74 yards with a revolver.

Wyatt Earp was the same way. He was not fast at all, in fact, he was often beaten to the draw. But he was accurate and steady and absolutely fearless, according to all his contemporaries. Earp was also very aggressive, he didn't waste time talking or waffling or thinking about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

396 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 01, 2021 04:53 PM (kBuGL)

397 >>Harding broke all the rules. He used a freaking shoulder holster,

Kept her from winning the Golf medal that year, it did.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 04:54 PM (UKc9b)

398 So, Cuomo from CNN potentially to MSNBC? And everyone fighting and scheming over it?

Talk about the Wrathful and Sullen warring in the 5th Circle of Hell...

Posted by: Otter at December 01, 2021 04:54 PM (ZSK0i)

399 The CDC needs to go, just like the FBI and CIA.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 04:44 PM (XSRBF)

Has a government agency ever gone away?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 04:54 PM (V6f9+)

400 >>Reads like a Clapper-Sponsored coup-attempt, because it was a Clapper-Sponsored coup-attempt.

Only partially.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 01, 2021 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

401 Kept her from winning the Golf medal that year, it did.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 04:54 PM (UKc9b)

Nope. She won it - and she broke no rules doing it.

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 04:54 PM (5iUNf)

402
Hardin - not Harding. Just saying.
Posted by: Boswell

He shot a man just for snoring too loud!

Posted by: Time-Life books at December 01, 2021 04:55 PM (63Dwl)

403 OT - Supreme Court oral argument - I think Justice Roberts styles himself as a King Solomon, wise ruler of the middle-ground. But if so, he misses his role vs Solomon. In Roberts case, if his 'wise' ruling is to cut the baby in half to give each half to the claimants, then that's what's going to happen, and not the ultimate result that comes in the bible story. He's too much of a mid-wit (as the memes say) to not understand this.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2021 04:55 PM (fs1hN)

404 Bosk!! Good to know. They are 199.99, best price I've seen and I still have Christmas money left from last year lol! So I said what the heck.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 01, 2021 04:56 PM (nxdel)

405 I swear I have more comments after a nood call than anyone

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2021 04:56 PM (2JoB8)

406
Nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 04:56 PM (xuD+S)

407 Selman > Hardin

Posted by: Just a side note at December 01, 2021 04:56 PM (lZco9)

408 Colt Lightnings were also more dangerous on horseback than a single action and less mechanically reliable without meticulous care. Single Actions were more tough and the combination of having to cock the hammer and pull the trigger made them less susceptible to accidental discharge when riding horses with all the accompanying gear that could interfere with the trigger.

Old trick shooter Ed McGivern probably had the fairest evaluation of single action versus double action in his book about Fast and Fancy Revolver Shooting. Chick Gaylord is another such individual who wrote about revolvers in the 50's when Westerns were big.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 04:57 PM (9hXN1)

409 He shot a man just for snoring too loud!

Hardin (yes, sorry that's the correct spelling) did too, but apparently he was incredibly drunk at the time. On his best days he wasn't easy to get along with.

The bio movie I watched of his life was so awfully poor. The man was an unrepentant bigot and slave owner. He repeatedly mentioned killing lots of black men in his life, but didn't count them as real kills because they weren't really human to him. The man was scum, through and through and every time I see a movie that depicts him as a gentleman or some kind of semi-heroic rogue it makes me gag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

410 389
Bo Duke is not having it, bro. He's not having it.

John Schneider isn't having Alec Baldwin's bullshit:

https://youtu.be/nx9VA8DqbpM
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 04:52 PM (xuD+S)

Bo Duke is based. He lets Snuffleupagus have it, right out the gate.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 04:57 PM (mdjgu)

411 337 Men with beards, attention -- the CDC has facial hair guidance:

Prof. Jose-Luis Jimenez
@jljcolorado
For people w/ beards: Shape your beard so that the surfaces where the mask presses against your face (which should have no gaps, so that there is a seal and no air leaks in or out) don't have facial hair. See
@CDCgov

Posted by: Hands

I bet the professor got a hard on tweeting that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 04:59 PM (bA3Ln)

412 Hardons go away?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 01, 2021 05:00 PM (Ruq3x)

413 Whatever happens to Cuomo - and all the rest of his merry band - it continues to be an ominous portent of our society's ultimate destiny that these people have jobs in media - or jobs, at all, for that matter. CNN, MSNBC et al are like an aviary populated exclusively by shoebills, kookaburras and white bell birds.

Posted by: Paco at December 01, 2021 05:03 PM (njExo)

414 206 For a million bucks a year, this busty bikini brunette will happily read the prompter during Fredo's former time slot, and thinks that price is fair given that she is fairly sure that viewership will increase after her debut:
https://is.gd/ftxaLE

can't check at work, so i'm just gonna guess it's jeanne moos

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 01, 2021 05:10 PM (sGtp+)

415 Well played Mr Mannix on this thread's pic.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 05:19 PM (OalnH)

416 Fauci should be fired totaly fired he infringes upon our rights

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 01, 2021 06:43 PM (wGqjj)

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