aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Brian Stelter's Creamy Thighs Cafe
The majestic black panther having a nap in the echoing of drizzling rain. pic.twitter.com/xCShLQd66I
— This Picture Speaks (@this_speaks) October 1, 2021
The best friends 😍
— This Picture Speaks (@this_speaks) November 9, 2021
🎥Credit :wild takes/ IG pic.twitter.com/6RX08iovs1
People worked for 4hrs to roll this humpback whale back into to the ocean, watch when he finally flaps his tail😍😘❤️
— This Picture Speaks (@this_speaks) November 7, 2021
🎥Credit : namib_naude pic.twitter.com/zDtqBlWsoh
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: f'd at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 07:41 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)
F'n humans.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:42 PM (v0R5T)
Ace, I love ya man, but please don't talk about Stelter's "creamy thighs." I'm trying to keep the chili dogs I had for lunch down. ;-)
Also they're not creamy. More like chalky, pockmarked and decrepit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 07:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (YZG/i)
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (mZUr4)
Ironically, that is how whales commit suicide. Poor thing.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (cSyAR)
Or, just closing up the summer house out on Fire Island?
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Would'a done it in one, except that hump on his back made him hard to roll.
Posted by: People at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (P1f+c)
**bows head** Dear Lord, please bless Ace with refreshing relaxation. And please send extra guardian angels so the Horde behaves! Amen.
Posted by: Iris at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (yzgms)
Posted by: Sushi Boat at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)
**bows head** Dear Lord, please bless Ace with refreshing relaxation. And please send extra guardian angels so the Horde behaves! Amen.
Posted by: Iris at November 18, 2021 07:46 PM (DibdT)
Hey, come on! I finally got him to go on Vacay!
Posted by: Stan at November 18, 2021 07:47 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 07:48 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
No worries, send 'em when you can.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 18, 2021 07:48 PM (UUBmN)
Paul Anthony Gosar[2] (GOH-sarr; born November 27, 195
is an American politician and former dentist who has served as the U.S. representative for Arizona's 4th congressional district since 2013. A Republican, he was elected in 2010 to represent the neighboring 1st congressional district until redistricting. Gosar's support of conspiracy theories[3][4] and alleged ties to the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers have stirred controversy.[5]
Gosar opposes the Affordable Care Act,[6] abortion,[7] gun control,[8] and immigration.[9] He has been a strong ally of former president Donald Trump,[10][11] and voted to overturn the results of the 2020 U.S. presidential election that Trump had lost. On November 17, 2021, Gosar was censured by the House of Representatives and stripped of committee assignments for posting a video on social media of an edited anime clip depicting him killing congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and attacking President Joe Biden.[12] It was the first House censure since 2010 and only the 24th in American history.[13]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 07:48 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2021 07:48 PM (7bRMQ)
Like we didn't get enough last week.
Gotta build an ark here pretty soon!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 18, 2021 07:49 PM (yzgms)
Would'a done it in one, except that hump on his back made him hard to roll.
Posted by: People
Should have went to the Oregon DOT and borrowed some dynamite.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 07:49 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:49 PM (NBppC)
Took a wrong turn?
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 07:50 PM (WffSE)
Gosar the Destroyer should wear that censure like a badge of honor.
Posted by: Stan at November 18, 2021 07:50 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (mZUr4)
From the kitchen?
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (k4dH2)
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (AwPyG)
I have two books I'm happy to give away to anyone who wants them here at the Horde...
- Casino Royale by Ian Fleming
- Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
If anyone is interested, please just send me an email at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy. Ace, this goes for you too. Happy to send them to loving Horde homes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 07:44 PM (mZUr4)
From the kitchen?
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (SH2Zi)
ITS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (oHd/0)
It's all the sonar pinging. Drives them crazy.
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:45 PM
Do you see an "I did that!" Duncanthrax sticker?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
*golfclap*
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:53 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 07:53 PM (+ya+t)
Whale version of Heaven's Gate.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 07:53 PM (OCTRt)
Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2021 07:53 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 07:54 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (axyOa)
Wasn't a cream ale, was it?
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Under his bookshelves, of course.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (+WWsf)
The horde two minutes after he leaves: KEGGER!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip
Well, he better evolve legs first, so he's got a fighting chance against those holy rollers.
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (NBppC)
Like we didn't get enough last week.
Gotta build an ark here pretty soon!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 18, 2021 07:49 PM (yzgms)
It was warm and sunny here today, but rain is coming tomorrow and through the weekend, along with the cold.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (kTF2Z)
who is gonna watch the women ???
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: GetchaPull at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (aR6C/)
It was warm and sunny here today, but rain is coming tomorrow and through the weekend, along with the cold.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (2JVJo)
I didn't send a card along with that but you're welcome
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (WffSE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: runner
The 'ettes don't need watching, though many of them enjoy it.
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (P1f+c)
==============
I was sure your nice story was ending with a sudden, bloody traffic accident, so imagine my surprise.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Heh.
No.
Haufbrau German in fact.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (hTd6N)
Posted by: garrett
Don't look now garrett but somebody at the WH just read your above comment and yelled "got a great new scapegoat for the inflation boss!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)
They were confused. Thought they were in the New Mexican desert. Wrong sand. Stuck in Taos.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 18, 2021 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
I saw a DEADHEAD sticker on a Cadillac, a little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back".
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Lena at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: GetchaPull at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (aR6C/)
Until the Judge loses patience. That is really the only standard.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (xPl2J)
I would guess a lot of this is timing. It seems to me they're stretching it out so the rioters lose interest/go home.
But I could be wrong.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (AwPyG)
Thank you for the bats. I enjoy bats and like to see them when you feature bats on your fine web page.
Your friend,
Bat Fan
Posted by: Bat Fan at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Saw a wine one at Sam's.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (OCTRt)
remember the Star Wars episode with CAPTAIN DUNSEL?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Igor the Whale at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (bMmG2)
Whatever you do, don't ask Rosie O'Donnell that question. She hates that.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)
They were confused. Thought they were in the New Mexican desert. Wrong sand. Stuck in Taos.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (7bRMQ)
Left turn at Albequerque
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:59 PM (AwPyG)
https://youtu.be/bzqKDYe4TK4
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2021 07:59 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 18, 2021 07:59 PM (30L/6)
Posted by: Montel Williams at November 18, 2021 07:59 PM (NBppC)
Posted by: Coming Soon... at November 18, 2021 07:59 PM (UzTy3)
Posted by: GetchaPull at November 18, 2021 07:56 PM (aR6C/)
As long as the jury duty pay keeps coming.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2021 08:00 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at
Batcinated
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 18, 2021 08:00 PM (YZG/i)
No hard and fast rules. Theoretically, jury can say they're deadlocked, and the judge can order them to continue, back and forth a couple of times, even endlessly, if need be. However, this judge doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'd force the issue beyond the first "we give up" message.
From a practical standpoint, likely no longer than Tuesday night, given Thanksgiving travel and such, but honestly, if they wait that long to acquit rather than hang, then they're playing with literal fire at the very worst possible time for Kenosha, and other big cities that saw rioting last year.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:00 PM (+WWsf)
The "midlife crisis" episode of Star Wars, when Kirk was worried he "lost his edge."
Not to be confused with the episode when Kirk was cloned and he turned into a pussy, while his alpha counterpart ran around the Enterprise like a fiend.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 18, 2021 08:00 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Saw a wine one at Sam's.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (OCTRt)
I'm now inspired to make my own - with mini bourbon bottles. Thanks for the inspiration!!
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:01 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 07:51 PM (SH2Zi)
I bet if Ace let drop he was going to Florida, we could get together and raise enough to ensure he could buy a nice Cuban sandwich while down there.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 08:01 PM (P9T5R)
ha!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 18, 2021 08:01 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Montel Williams at November 18, 2021 07:59 PM (NBppC)
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 18, 2021 08:01 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (ZSK0i)
I would say the bigger midlife crisis was that he thought he was in Star Wars.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (xPl2J)
July 2019:
Pentagon May Have Released Weaponized Ticks That Helped Spread of Lyme Disease: Investigation Ordered
Last week, the U.S. House of Representatives quietly passed a bill requiring the Inspector General of the Department of Defense (DoD) to conduct a review into whether the Pentagon experimented with ticks and other blood-sucking insects for use as biological weapons between 1950 and 1975... and "whether any ticks or insects used in such experiments were released outside of any laboratory by accident or experiment design," potentially leading to the spread of diseases such as Lyme.
Link goes to newsweek.
https://tinyurl.com/2zwn2zpy
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: jmel at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Minuteman at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 08:01 PM (P9T5R)
With a side of Colombian and hookers.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:03 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)
That's what she said.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 18, 2021 08:03 PM (gryET)
Posted by: zombie M-5 at November 18, 2021 08:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Paolo at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (UzTy3)
I'm about to join LCD for a cocktail. Wish you were here!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 18, 2021 07:57 PM (hTd6N)
So do I, dear lady. Have one for me and hope we can share a drink at the NoVaMoMe next year!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at November 18, 2021 07:58 PM (oHd/0)
Too easy so I skipped it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (7bRMQ)
I think we can safely assume the deadlock in the jury isn't over one of the lesser charges.
That's why the Defense looks deflated -- they know the Jury is deadlocked on one of the big charges.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (63Dwl)
Supposed to be the longest one in the last 500 years or so
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (AwPyG)
OF COURSE it's snowing and I won't be able to see it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 08:05 PM (H5elZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
**
Somebody aint wanna get they house burnt down.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 08:05 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 18, 2021 08:05 PM (DTX3h)
In what other wacky, cruel time-line would the end of the Rittenhouse trial perfectly coincide with the execution date of Julius Jones?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:06 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2021 07:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
Will you always have at least one to sit in your lap for petting while you plot to take over the world in your extinct-volcano lair?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 18, 2021 08:06 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 18, 2021 08:06 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden
Naude's group - Ocean Conservation Namibia - mentioned that they saw the whale in local waters a few days after the rescue.
Here they are doing a seal entanglement rescue ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_KOTHPYuoc
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 18, 2021 08:06 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 08:07 PM (63Dwl)
>>July 2019:
>>Pentagon May Have Released Weaponized Ticks That Helped Spread of Lyme Disease: Investigation Ordered
That is interesting. I used to race on a boat owned by a friend whose family has a summer home on Fisher's Island, right across the Sound from Plum Island.
Both he and one his daughte's had bad cases of Lyme's disease.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Nah. Deadlock is deadlock in this case. They fear a compromise verdict which almost certainly means jury forewoman Karen refuses to acquit on the top charge until everyone else submits to find Rittenhouse guilty of something. Holdouts don't give up their leverage by tossing the top charge then haggling over lesser stuff.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:07 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Brian Stelter who love's him some fried marmosets at November 18, 2021 08:07 PM (h/pNJ)
"Batmanning."
https://tinyurl.com/2rt5yfzw
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 08:08 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 18, 2021 08:08 PM (4thlk)
Stelter (a potato) from the earlier post?
Posted by: Bosk at November 18, 2021 08:08 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 08:08 PM (AmoqO)
Supposed to be the longest one in the last 500 years or so
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM
Appropriately, it's during the Full Beaver Moon.
Posted by: Bert G at November 18, 2021 08:08 PM (kSO3j)
Bat is a messy eater, but then it can't use its hands.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
We know ways to "persuade" a person to make the right decision. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Today I met a lady who is allergic to turkey. Can't even touch a package of it. Because of a tick bite.
I know another guy allergic to any kind of food mammalian in origin. Because of a tick bite.
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2021 08:09 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 08:07 PM (63Dwl)
I think she's facing the wrong direction
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:09 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:09 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 08:10 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:10 PM (u+Y3T)
"My Son Hunter" The Hunter Biden Movie
@MySonHunter; 2h
BREAKING: @GinaCarano joins the cast of "My Son Hunter" - the Hunter Biden biopic.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 18, 2021 08:10 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 08:10 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 08:10 PM (2JoB
Is it a hate crime to mention that???
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 08:04 PM (63Dwl)
Rainy day hamsters always get me down.
Posted by: Karen C at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: abbynormal at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (Xpj5t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Karen C at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (7bRMQ)
How do you feel about a sandwich and Mondays?
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:12 PM (SH2Zi)
Rainy day hamsters don't talk, they just listen till they've heard it all
Rainy day hamsters don't lie when they tell 'ya they've been down like you
Rainy day hamsters don't mind if you're cryin' a tear or two
--Gordon Lightfoot, maybe
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bonnie tyler at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (ONvIw)
He is also offering his book to anyone who wants it for free. All you have to do is go to his website:
www.lawofselfdefense.com/freebook
The website is probably down because there's 100,000 people asking for the book right now.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (qflWd)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (V13WU)
https://youtu.be/X_mWtlkRqhU
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (P9T5R)
always seem to know when it's time to call...
Posted by: qdpsteve, who is a Gordon Lightfoot fan at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: abbynormal at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (Xpj5t)
Money is money, just have to play pretend for 15 minutes
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (V13WU)
Well done
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:14 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rainy Day Hamsters Against the Machine at November 18, 2021 08:14 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2021 08:07 PM (
I think she's facing the wrong direction
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:09 PM (mZUr4)
-----------
I saw a stripper do it once. She was very limber.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Guilty! *hic* Stay safe.
Posted by: Suburban Wine Mom Jurors at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: RokShox at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (/4p/k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: The Black Panther at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: abbynormal at November 18, 2021 08:11 PM (Xpj5t)
Jessica Yanniv - please pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (KZzsI)
One fuckface Juror was permitted to take the jury instructions home for the evening.
Gee, I wonder why!
(To discuss the verdict with someone, that's why.)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (w3eVT)
Just saw below Ace is leaving the kids with the cobs - have a great Thanksgiving! We'll try to prove we can still have nice things.
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (AwPyG)
Everyone have a pleasant evening.
Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (2JoB8)
I've said before, Sundown is the hardest rocking 'adult contemporary' song ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:12 PM (SH2Zi)
Can't stand that day!
Posted by: Ms and Ps at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
Gee, I wonder why!
(To discuss the verdict with someone, that's why.)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (w3eVT)
It wasn't a discussion.
Posted by: CNN at November 18, 2021 08:17 PM (wAnMi)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2021 08:17 PM (DUIap)
'Rainy Day Women Nos. 12 & 35.'
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:17 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (kTF2Z)
Was she named Winona?
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:17 PM (mZUr4)
He was, and you can tell he finally loosened up a bit, and decided to be his more casual self with the ragtag crew of YouTube lawyers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: abbynormal
Sir, would your please move your pene out of the way so I can have a look?
Thank you.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (mD/uy)
www.lawofselfdefense.com/freebook"
He might have to make a revision to his book. Self defense may be a justifiable and legal action but in the modern world you're taking your chances with zealots on the jury.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:12 PM (SH2Zi)
I don't like them,
Posted by: Boomtown Rats at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (KZzsI)
Guilty pleasure.
Sundown.
If you could read my mind.
If I never hear Edmund Fitzgerald again it will be too soon.
Listen to em once a decade and put em back on the shelf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:17 PM (AwPyG)
I think the Chippewa have a legend about it
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 08:19 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2021 08:19 PM (pA4Ca)
Lightfoot could probably retire very comfortably just thanks to those first two songs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at November 18, 2021 08:19 PM (Qi8rI)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:12 PM (SH2Zi)
I don't like them,
Posted by: Boomtown Rats at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (gryET)
Golfclap
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:19 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 08:20 PM (+ya+t)
Dumbasses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 18, 2021 08:20 PM (BZjG5)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:20 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: The Black Panther at November 18, 2021 08:15 PM (0hbQ6)
You got a problem, pal?
Posted by: Mr Majestyk at November 18, 2021 08:20 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (mNhhD)
Why does the Pentagon have disease-carrying ticks at their disposal?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (w3eVT)
artemis, Peter Paul & Mary did a fantastic cover of that song in 1966.
https://youtu.be/G1DQDevGS5Y
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JuJuBee
High sugary juice content ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (+WWsf)
He was dropping f-bombs
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 18, 2021 08:22 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)
You obviously have never been on a board of ANYTHING!
Posted by: MkY at November 18, 2021 08:22 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 08:18 PM (mNhhD)
Something about the sugar rush makes them hunger for blood and nesting in women's hair.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:22 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (w3eVT)
Democrats need jobs, too.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:22 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at November 18, 2021 08:22 PM (SISGq)
They prefer to be called the Ojibwe you racist bastard.
Posted by: lowandslow at November 18, 2021 08:22 PM (4thlk)
Why does the Pentagon have disease-carrying ticks at their disposal?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (w3eVT)
Well first we tried bats...
Posted by: Dr. Fauxi at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (w3eVT)
Same reason a dog licks his balls
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:12 PM (SH2Zi)
They're pretty manic.
Posted by: Susanna Hoffs at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (wAnMi)
It's Home Alone, we're all Macaulay Culkin and the cobs are the robbers.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Mr Majestyk at November 18, 2021 08:20 PM (2JVJo)
Telefon for Mr Majestyk, telefon for Mr Majestyk.
Posted by: Operator at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 08:24 PM (0ryfU)
'Rainy Day Women Nos. 12 & 35.'
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Thank God someone remembers.
Posted by: Robert Allen Zimmerman at November 18, 2021 08:24 PM (HgGBT)
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I didn't know 420 went back that far. When does your latest book come out?
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (+ya+t)
Yeah. He kinda let his frustration about the bad defense lawyers boil over. Barnes was similarly grumpy yesterday. It can't be easy doing these livestreams all day every day and maintain a mellow professional cable news persona.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (h/pNJ)
Ok, that's all good.
Where does that leave the liquor cabinet and car keys?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (wAnMi)
July 2019:
Pentagon May Have Released Weaponized Ticks That Helped Spread of Lyme Disease: Investigation Ordered
Last week, the U.S. House of Representatives quietly passed a bill requiring the Inspector General of the Department of Defense (DoD) to conduct a review into whether the Pentagon experimented with ticks and other blood-sucking insects for use as biological weapons between 1950 and 1975... and "whether any ticks or insects used in such experiments were released outside of any laboratory by accident or experiment design," potentially leading to the spread of diseases such as Lyme.
Link goes to newsweek.
https://tinyurl.com/2zwn2zpy
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (CM8Oa)
Plum Island has always been bandied about as the source of Lyme disease...
I wouldn't put it past these assholes, past or present!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (u+Y3T)
I think he's another one, like Aaron Rodgers, who's reading the room
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (0ryfU)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (ONvIw)
I didn't know 420 went back that far either.
Christopher, yup, I can believe it.
I've said before, I'd love to hear Metallica cover Sundown. It'd be epic.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:21 PM (w3eVT)
Hey, everyone cheats on biological weapons treaties, right?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 08:26 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 08:26 PM (mNhhD)
==
you now what we need ? A VACCINE !
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 08:26 PM (V13WU)
The big and less hideous one eat fruit.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 08:27 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:27 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:16 PM (ONvIw)
Who in God's name would want to hear Lori Lightfoot
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:27 PM (wAnMi)
I think he's another one, like Aaron Rodgers, who's reading the room
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:25 PM (AwPyG)
I know. Still don't want to watch him try to act, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:28 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 08:28 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:28 PM (ONvIw)
If you listen, you can tell they're actually kind of making fun of the topic...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2021 08:28 PM (Xrfse)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 08:29 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 18, 2021 08:24 PM (0ryfU)
Bullshit! And shame on you!
This is how we get idiot rulings, idiot results, and stupid prosecutors.
It is the not only the right, but also the Duty of every American to serve on juries.
Don't you ever bitch about a jury verdict again. Wimp.
Posted by: MkY at November 18, 2021 08:29 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 08:26 PM (V13WU)
One of the headlines at Daily Mail says Covid hospitalizations are rising among the vaxxed who haven't had a booster.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:29 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (jm4rC)
He should have a small part and get dumped by a woman.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:29 PM (h/pNJ)
Last week, the U.S. House of Representatives quietly passed a bill requiring the Inspector General of the Department of Defense (DoD) to conduct a review into whether the Pentagon experimented with ticks and other blood-sucking insects for use as biological weapons between 1950 and 1975...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 18, 2021 08:02 PM (CM8Oa)
That would explain why they're so adamant that people with lasting effects from Lyme disease are hallucinating all of it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:30 PM (wAnMi)
On this winter's night with you.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:30 PM (AwPyG)
I shared my grief with my schoolmates and, of course, the smart ass in the group told me that hamsters play dead and he was probably still alive. I ran crying from school all the way home. I was distraught. I climbed in the dumpster and found the shoe box and my dead hamster.
Now when some smart ass says, ":You paid 200 bucks? I got it for 50". Yep, and the hamster is dead, asshole.
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 08:26 PM (mNhhD)
...and you were a lady,
Posted by: Caliban at November 18, 2021 08:30 PM (HgGBT)
You anti-boosters are killing grandma!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 08:31 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2021 08:31 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:31 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
You do know hamsters will play possum for up to 24 hours, right?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (AwPyG)
Local indie liquor store around here had a hobo rush through a steal a bottle before crashing at the nearest bus stop a few days ago. We all agreed that at least he had enough sense to steal Tito's.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
You do know hamsters will play possum for up to 24 hours, right?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)
I'm not dead, yet!
Posted by: Rainy Day Hamsters Against the Machine at November 18, 2021 08:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:33 PM (ONvIw)
And it's coming true!
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:33 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:34 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)
I'm not dead, yet!
Posted by: Rainy Day Hamsters Against the Machine at November 18, 2021 08:33 PM (SH2Zi)
GET.ON.THE.CART.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Oh, jury duty is a pain, jury duty is inconvenient. Oh people may not like me. My boss doesn't reimburse me...
Oh, jeez, did you see where that jury awarded damages for hot coffee? What's wrong with our justice system?
Cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: MkY at November 18, 2021 08:34 PM (Foq6I)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:29 PM (jm4rC)
😱
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)
Closest I ever got was being selected as an alternate on a grand jury. Sat thru the orientation and never had to go back.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2021 08:35 PM (1Yy3c)
Who wants to see the coolest dude in America?
And do you like motorsickles?
I happened to stumble upon this video on Youtube yesterday. This guy is great. Super cool. Crazy sideburns, crazy cigar, crazy attitude. He's got it all. (no sarcasm)
https://youtu.be/sz7iC9OYjw0
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:35 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 08:35 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 08:35 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 08:35 PM (Xrfse)
Local indie liquor store around here had a hobo rush through a steal a bottle before crashing at the nearest bus stop a few days ago. We all agreed that at least he had enough sense to steal Tito's.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (+WWsf)
Believe it or not - I think I've found one better than Tito's, and Tito's has been my go-to for many years. Plus, it's cheaper (for now, anyway). Also made in TX w/corn. Column 5 Distilling Co.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (wAnMi)
You do know hamsters will play possum for up to 24 hours, right? Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (wAnMi)
Uh-oh.
Posted by: Caliban at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (HgGBT)
There were 10 last week and 12 this week! Its RISING!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (KZzsI)
I had no idea who he was, and suddenly, I could see the minefield that was the teenage years opening up before me.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:33 PM (ONvIw)
At least they finally got it.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
And it's coming true!
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:33 PM (AwPyG)
Also a meme about, you would not know tyranny if it tied a mask around your muzzle, locked you in your home, force injected you with experimental substances, and ostracized you from society, so that you and your children starve.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (SH2Zi)
>>One of the headlines at Daily Mail says Covid hospitalizations are rising among the vaxxed who haven't had a booster.
Now they're just trolling us.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2021 08:37 PM (OupRL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 18, 2021 08:37 PM (mNhhD)
I want to see this country returned to its republican roots, but I can't run for office, (for various reasons), can't serve on the school board (for various reasons), can't donate to folks I think could turn it around... but I really, really care...
Nah, jury duty is not for me.
Fuck y'all.
Posted by: MkY at November 18, 2021 08:37 PM (Foq6I)
They don't like it when you know how the sausage is made
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:32 PM (AwPyG)
Neither side wanted me but it was a murder trial and everyone else, hundreds were all claiming emotional distress and psychological damage, because that's what you do. So the judge made them take me but they got a deal to make me an alternate. I don't think they like engineers.
Being an alternate sucks. You are there the whole time anyway, days, until the moment of deliberation, you step out, then the judge made me walk back up with the jury for the jury decision. I was like, wait I had no say in this decision. Whatever.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:38 PM (h/pNJ)
He told me stories of the "Phantom Autobahn" in Germany in the 1950's. Miles of German autobahn that were built but were never connected to the main system.
He said his division would use them to sneak around visiting divisions from the States during war games to roll them up. Just had to know where the trees were.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2021 08:38 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Is it time for me to break out the chain of command?
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at November 18, 2021 08:38 PM (ZSK0i)
First World Problem I know.
Discount Wolverine!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (ONvIw)
The problem is you have to hear in excruciating detail all the things you never wanted to know in your life, like the criminal trial I was on hearing about how a man beat his young teen daughter's head against the headboard while raping her so hard she had headaches for days afterward.
That was one of the less awful details she brought up. The lawsuit trial was less miserable in details but it was pretty bad about human nature. Two friends go for a drive. They get into a wreck, so the girl sues the guy for days missed from work because of the accident.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (OupRL)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
Wait, we have permanent records?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (SH2Zi)
Who wants to see the coolest dude in America?
And do you like motorsickles?
Discount Wolverine!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 08:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at November 18, 2021 08:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Is that like the Tire Iron of Retribution?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)
I just want to ride my motorsickle...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 08:40 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:40 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 18, 2021 08:40 PM (TRGyz)
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 18, 2021 08:40 PM (u+Y3T)
Turns out the guy is a colossal douchebag hypocrite too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (KZzsI)
It didn't take long; the guilty verdict was just a precursor to the insanity defense.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)
No. It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who's in command.
Posted by: Jayne Cobb at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 08:35 PM (ZSK0i)
As the story goes, the first microwave oven was not developed for cooking, but the thaw out and reanimate cryo-frozen hamsters.
The process did work for hamsters, but would not work for larger animals
. . . Oh, and first in for saying "Pop goes the weasel!"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: The humpback whale at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:42 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:42 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jordan61
Not to worry, they're kept in a safe place
Posted by: Bruce at November 18, 2021 08:42 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
There's a legend that, underneath University of California at Irvine (opened 1965), there's a labyrinth of tunnels that was supposed to be part of what was then called the CD, or Civil Defense, system.
It was never officially completed and a way of figuring out who got to use it, or how it was to be utilized in a nuclear emergency (San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant was also nearby), was never worked out, and it ended up abandoned.
They never connected to anything, just went in crazy circles and directions, apparently. Supposedly if you know the right people at the campus, they can take you down there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (KZzsI)
Gee, hard to imagine.
/s
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:43 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (OupRL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (jm4rC)
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Yes, and I have my eye on you. Not as much as, say, Duncanthrax, but yeah.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (AwPyG)
Who wants to see the coolest dude in America?
And do you like motorsickles?
Discount Wolverine!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
I figured.
lulz
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (w3eVT)
Let me guess. Right next to all the SF86 info at OPM that the Chinese boosted.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:36 PM (kTF2Z)
I thought that job belonged to Weasel.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (sVtYq)
Asshole
LOL
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 08:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 08:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
That was his catatonic period.
Posted by: Caliban at November 18, 2021 08:45 PM (HgGBT)
--
Allen wrenches?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (sVtYq)
Missing parts and matching angry customer letters.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 08:46 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)
Pictures of the East German slave labor camps they used to make their furniture.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 08:46 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (KZzsI)
I had a job where I got to read police reports about person crimes. Not fun.
And cops rely on spellcheck too much.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 08:46 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (mZUr4)
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*Points to eyes. Points to Doof. Points to eyes.*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 18, 2021 08:46 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2021 08:46 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (w3eVT)
I had decided against posting my ATF plaint, and ended up posting it anyway since it was in my paste buffer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 08:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)
A viking themed Ikea would be nice with assemble-at-home longboats, everybody in horns, mead in the food court, you don't pay for things, no, you hurl giant stones for things.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 18, 2021 08:46 PM (h/pNJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:47 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Hey there Salty! UMBC is one of 3 colleges I attended. I did a tour of the Baltimore beltway, eventually graduating from Towson (State)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:47 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2021 08:47 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2021 08:47 PM (0OP+5)
Most Universities have tunnel systems for infrastructure. The older one have steam pipes.
Urban spelunking is stealthy, but fun.
that's what I've been told. Yeah, right, I was told that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:48 PM (AwPyG)
Let me guess. Right next to all the SF86 info at OPM that the Chinese boosted.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 08:44 PM (ZSK0i)
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Shortly after that happened, a lot of us (I worked for an OPiuM contractor at the time) got a "free"1-year membership, courtesy of OPiuM, to an identity protection service that had byzantine sign-up requirements, didn't protect anybody's identity, and then spammed the shit out of us for a couple years with ads. We'd have been better off with Jelly of the Month Club.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 08:48 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (jm4rC)
Lemme guess- it's going to be all woke, dark, pervy and ruined like Branagh's "Murder on the Orient Express"
Posted by: sal at November 18, 2021 08:48 PM (bJKUl)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 18, 2021 08:26 PM (mNhhD)
True Story:
My new medical plan didn't have a regular doctor in my area so they assigned me a gynecologist. I have an outy.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 08:49 PM (KTaZ8)
Near the Messines ridge in Belgium there is a farmhouse that sits 70ft above a flooded chamber packed with 25 tons of explosives in rubberized bags.
A leftover from the Great War this stupendous mine was supposed to breach the German trenches. But it was never detonated.
To make things even more interesting a few kilometers away are three other large undetonated mines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 08:49 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: Bigsmith at November 18, 2021 08:49 PM (G/mW5)
Towson State has a few babes, as did UMBC.
How long is the statute of limitations for being a clueless dork? I need to know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:50 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Mookie at November 18, 2021 08:41 PM (u+Y3T)
Well, the products, of course. It is interactive, you have to unbox and assemble the exhibits first.
Great meatballs, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 08:50 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
That's gotta be awkward when they put you up in the leg thingies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:52 PM (KZzsI)
Urban spelunking is stealthy, but fun.
that's what I've been told. Yeah, right, I was told that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Correct. THE Ohio State Univ. had at least two levels of tunnels and in some places, three connecting all of the buildings. There were CD designated spaces full of surplus Army woolen blankets, water storage cans, and boatloads of non-perishable foods stored there.
Well, there were before we found them.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:52 PM (mD/uy)
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Besides practicing duck and cover we had to go into the basement to get our milk and then line up around the room with our noses on the wall. No clue why.
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 08:52 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: sal at November 18, 2021 08:48 PM (bJKUl)
Probably. I'm watching the one with Peter Ustinov right now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:52 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 08:52 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 08:53 PM (2JVJo)
G'rump, yup. Civil Defense kind of was abandoned as an idea and a fed/state project once US/USSR relations started thawing a bit in the 1970s I believe.
But it was also I believe a going concern from the late 1950s to about the early 1970s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:53 PM (u82oZ)
Artemis - is that true about Tater??!!??
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:53 PM (mZUr4)
That's where those crazy people who play Dungeons and Dragons go!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:53 PM (KZzsI)
So they scented it.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:53 PM (AwPyG)
Do I want to know what "chomo" means?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Child molester.
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2021 08:54 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 18, 2021 08:54 PM (4thlk)
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Have some fun. Go into the lobby with a copy of "What To Expect When You're Expecting."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2021 08:54 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:23 PM (jm4rC)
On the bright side, the guy has recently been red-pilled. He's been doing a lot of based videos on YT. Day late and dollar short, but good for him to finally wake the fvck up. I'll still avoid him like the plague.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 08:55 PM (wAnMi)
Wait, we have permanent records?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 08:39 PM (jm4rC)
Yes. And yours may make the Horde Best-of list.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 08:55 PM (WffSE)
I can not imagine the chaos of administrators trying to get the student body down those twisty, narrow stairwells to underground safety.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:55 PM (L2ZTs)
So they scented it.
Posted by: artemis
It would be interesting to learn of the process they went through to determine what the 'correct' natural gas smell had to be.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
Well, spell my nic backwards....
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 08:56 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
Near the Messines ridge in Belgium there is a farmhouse that sits 70ft above a flooded chamber packed with 25 tons of explosives in rubberized bags.
Pfffffft.
Posted by: Hamas idiots in Beirut who thought it would be a good idea to store 5kT of explosive in a grain elev at November 18, 2021 08:56 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Called it "ten little soldiers" for starters.
Just awful.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (AwPyG)
I think he's another one, like Aaron Rodgers, who's reading the room
Posted by: artemis
I don't think so. He's still a leftist that just see others being mugged. I guarantee he's still on board for 'police reform,' high taxes, and shitting on the West for fun and profit.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Agreed. All the new Christie remakes are bad by comparison.
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 08:48 PM (lNHqD)
I guess I'm glad I was too lazy to take advantage of the "offer".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (ZSK0i)
So Biden really is the unity president. Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (7MBHe)
Urban spelunking is stealthy, but fun.
that's what I've been told. Yeah, right, I was told that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
80s story that fueled the D&D = doorway to Satan's bedroom involved tunnels under MI State if I recall
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (/6GbT)
Everyone in America thinks they are a (mostly amateur) lawyer.
This of course comes up in any controversial case, but even our children do it -- (Suzy) "Jimmy got a bigger piece of the cookie than I did." It's not fact, Suzy didn't weigh the two pieces, it's
a legal opinion. We start 'em young.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Very cool! Thanks qdpsteve!
I love "forgotten" history.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
What months' offerings would be "K-Y" or "Petroleum"?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
It's something that was told to me about UCI back in about 1983, and I never forgot it, it creeped me out so much. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 08:55 PM (WffSE)
I think of you every time I use my NOOD mug.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 09:00 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 09:00 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Probably for the same reason rebooted versions of Sherlock Holmes stories keep getting made after the Jeremy Brett series.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 09:00 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:55 PM (mD/uy)
The govt specified that a person with"normal smell" had to be able to detect the odorized gas at 1/5th of the concentration needed to go boom. People can smell sulfur containing compounds at very low concentrations. So, that is how they went. Mercaptins
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 09:00 PM (WffSE)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
That would be all of them if you still hold a clearance and work for or indirectly for the feds.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 09:01 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Imagine doing a Margery Allingham story instead, nothing has been done for those in years.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 09:01 PM (P9T5R)
Just awful.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (AwPyG)
Well they couldn't call it what it was ORIGINALLY called...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 09:01 PM (jm4rC)
So Biden really is the unity president. Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (7MBHe
Horde opinion has it 51 - 49 whether to have Attila the Hun or Tamerlane as the next president.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 09:01 PM (KTaZ8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)
a legal opinion. We start 'em young.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (F0YaR)
With my kids, I had one cut the cookie/brownie in half and had the other kid get first choice. They were always pretty careful.
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 09:02 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:02 PM (i32sS)
Urban spelunking is stealthy, but fun.
that's what I've been told. Yeah, right, I was told that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Just no.
The University of Oregon is one such place. Whole place heated by steam, runs throughout the campus.
Problem is, the bio labs let cockroaches get loose over the years. I've been to TX, I've been all over HI. I've seen some big goddamn roaches. But I have never, ever seen anything as big as what's in those underground hallways. I still remember going down to get our suitcases for Christmas break. We turned on the lights of the storage room, and all of the "tiny" 3-4" roaches scattered. All but the grandfuckingdaddy of them all, covering the wall 30' away. And my buddy Doug "Holy fucking Jesus! It's LOOKING AT US!" The only thing that would have improved it is if it had been munching on a rat.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 09:02 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks to Rancher Bob!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 09:02 PM (jm4rC)
Tension at its best, and everyone can relate
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:02 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: squid_hunt at November 18, 2021 09:03 PM (7MBHe)
Posted by: Beartooth
More than a few of us are to the right of Genghis Khan.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 09:03 PM (mD/uy)
I think of you every time I use my NOOD mug.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 09:00 PM (jm4rC)
Awwww. Thanks. But to be honest, the NOOD mugs are entirely Ben Had's idea. Yes, I make them.....and giggle every time I pull one out of the laser. But she is the creative genius.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 09:03 PM (WffSE)
Yeah, it is all downhill after Brett and Hardwick. I wish he'd been able to do them all as planned.
Imagine doing a Margery Allingham story instead, nothing has been done for those in years.
There are several really great detective series from the early 20th they could do, but have basically forgotten. My mom owns most of them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
That would be all of them if you still hold a clearance and work for or indirectly for the feds.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 18, 2021 09:01 PM (ZSK0i)
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Only feds get jelly. If you're a contractor, you'll get it dry as always.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 09:03 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:04 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
February...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 18, 2021 09:04 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 18, 2021 08:58 PM (/6GbT)
That kid Dallas Egbert was reportedly involved and they did a big search. But he had fled the university, killed himself elsewhere.
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 09:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
What months' offerings would be "K-Y" or "Petroleum"?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
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June. Pride month.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 18, 2021 09:05 PM (JdgvT)
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Ask her how she feels about them working for the federal government to encourage young people to get experimental injections.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 18, 2021 09:05 PM (BZjG5)
With my kids, I had one cut the cookie/brownie in half and had the other kid get first choice. They were always pretty careful.
Posted by: CN
Like divvying up the weed.
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2021 09:05 PM (0hbQ6)
Ben-Hur is one of those films that Hollywood has been making and remaking ever since the very beginning of the industry.
There's I think more than 10 Ben-Hur films, most from the silent era (and lost forever).
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 09:03 PM (mD/uy)
Both of them are God-damned socialists.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 09:05 PM (P9T5R)
Jay from Red Letter Media does.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:06 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:06 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:04 PM (i32sS)
I think it's more like trying to forget. Something about CGI just took away from the chariot race. The Charlton Heston version seemed real because it was. I guess they can't do that to horses any longer. Or stunt men.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 09:06 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 09:01 PM (KTaZ
Or Conan, lol --
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 09:06 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:07 PM (i32sS)
Yeah--good point. Eeny meeny miney mo--
But here's an example: this is supposed to be a group of men during the 30s in England, which was between world wars. They discover a man has "smuggled" a gun onto the island, and they all get literally hysterical about it.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:07 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 09:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at November 18, 2021 09:05 PM (BZjG5)
Reminds me - didn't those hasbeens do a benefit concert for Drooling Joe? Yeah boy, that's really raging against the machine there, isn't it?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 18, 2021 09:06 PM (wAnMi)
Sounds like a challenge to me!!
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
I think the Judge will only have to hear deadlock one time to mistrial...maybe even toss in some of that "reckoning" he was referring to earlier add a "WITH PREJUDICE!"
One can hope
Posted by: GetchaPull at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Read that they have an issue with the smell, it seems *old people* like the smell of mercaptans.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (6vaxi)
Posted by: redchief at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (Kab4E)
He's popping wheelies..on a Harley.
https://youtu.be/niV_ViCm8Qg
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 08:57 PM (w3eVT)
cool vid. He lost me when he started listing all the shit the bike has...that it don't actually have, and the fact that the FXR came out 8 years before the bike he's showing, and it was a shovelhead, not an evo motor. The bike don't have the PM brakes he says it does, those are 4 piston, his has 1. Who the fuck is this guy??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 09:09 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:09 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:09 PM (+WWsf)
Anyway, I know at least one of those old old epics is still around.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 18, 2021 09:09 PM (ZZK0E)
Uhm yeah who the fuck is gonna do that?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (+WWsf)
Is there a new woke version or something?
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (mZUr4)
Yeah they are wretched hypocrites. I despise them and all their music because of that. Some of it was good but they flushed all their raging down the toilet by becoming a puppet of the man.
Its like all those mopey woe is me bands singing about how hard their life is and how awful they feel about life while rolling around with seven teenagers in a pile of cash and cocaine. Yeah your life is just full of trials isn't it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
But it's actually pretty cool.
Posted by: GWB at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (Gcsm/)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
What months' offerings would be "K-Y" or "Petroleum"?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
Let's not forget napalm.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: redchief at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (Kab4E)
And married with tots.
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (ONvIw)
Reread Alex Kershaw's The Few and then read Len Deighton's Fighter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:11 PM (+WWsf)
Looks like he didn't mess with it too much. Also looks like it still takes place in 1961. Maria is still wandering around the hood in a flowing white dress.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (+WWsf)
Saw one the other day, don't remember which channel. Probably Hallmark, the wife is bingeing on their all-the-same-plot Christmas shows.
Posted by: a.moron at November 18, 2021 09:11 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:07 PM (AwPyG)
Ugh, glad I didn't watch it. I recently watched the one with Walter Huston. They ruined the ending.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 09:11 PM (jm4rC)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 18, 2021 09:12 PM (WffSE)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:12 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:07 PM (KZzsI)
The 1925 version is available if you get the 50th anniversary DVD set with Heston. It is most definitely worth owning and watching.
The 1907 version by the Kalem studio is on YouTube. The (underwhelming) chariot race starts around 9.40:
https://tinyurl.com/wmx8rznc
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 09:12 PM (2JVJo)
130 What if the whale was trying to beach itself, because it was sick and knew it was time to die, but those annoying humans wouldn't let it, so it finally just swam off to find a more secluded beach that wasn't full of do-gooders so it could do its thing?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden
Naude's group - Ocean Conservation Namibia - mentioned that they saw the whale in local waters a few days after the rescue.
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 18, 2021 08:06 PM (okV1R)
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Besides, the musical score of the rescue proves the whale survived.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 18, 2021 09:13 PM (2iDSr)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2021 09:01 PM (jm4rC)
When I lived in Russia in 2004 my parents came to visit. I took my mom one day to the English bookstore in St Petersburg. They had new paperback copies of the book with the original title. She bought two.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 18, 2021 09:13 PM (9UaSi)
Wonder if the new version will have "Defund Office Krupke" instead of "Dear Officer Krupke"
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:14 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2021 09:14 PM (0hbQ6)
For whatever reason, it was one of his earliest passion projects for remake, and he waited until now to finally do it. Some complaints about casting Ansel Elgort for ethnicity reasons, but otherwise, yeah, should be faithful to the original.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:14 PM (+WWsf)
I hope not. My daughter performed that song for her opera performance certificate as part of her music degree. Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: pep at November 18, 2021 09:14 PM (ZsR3z)
In an ideal America they would be. A good polity should have few, and easily understood, laws, and change them seldom.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 09:14 PM (yQpMk)
It's amazing what you people know.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:15 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (Xrfse)
at_JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Rittenhouse lawyer says he believes jury is deadlocked at 6-6 split
8:34 PM - Nov 18, 2021 - https://bit.ly/30KgNk7
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (Do5/p)
My K-8 school had an annual musical for the graduating class, and fifth through seventh graders would play in the band, so I got to do the music for West Side Story once.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (+WWsf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 18, 2021 08:05 PM (H5elZ)
Too bad Nancy Pelosi's Leather Meatflaps had to cancel.
Posted by: Roy at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (Ti+Tv)
cool vid. He lost me when he started listing all the shit the bike has...that it don't actually have, and the fact that the FXR came out 8 years before the bike he's showing, and it was a shovelhead, not an evo motor. The bike don't have the PM brakes he says it does, those are 4 piston, his has 1. Who the fuck is this guy??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy on Discount Wolverine.
The bike was customized. He says that bike has the twin piston caliper. He talks fast, and he's talking about other bikes at the same time.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (w3eVT)
Mysteries at the Museum. Modern Marvels.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:17 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 09:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 09:14 PM (yQpMk)
Blackstone ftw.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 18, 2021 09:17 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2021 09:17 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (+WWsf)
Great music in that show.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:18 PM (mZUr4)
If I could pop a wheelie on a full-size Harley while wearing a revolver and a knife on my belt....
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:18 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:19 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: redchief at November 18, 2021 09:08 PM (Kab4E)
And married with tots.
Posted by: CN at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (ONvIw)
While eating only tator-tots.
Posted by: redchief at November 18, 2021 09:19 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2021 09:14 PM (0hbQ6)
use a slice of cheddar, it is more traditional that way
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 09:19 PM (P9T5R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:02 P
Our High school was a big CD storage site. We had barrels and barrels of emergency equipment and food lined up down in the tunnels and basement where the heating plant was located.
We used to sneak down there and open them up. There were gieger counters and all sorts of gas masks and the like that had expired years before, along with barrels of crackers and government cheese and other nasty stuff that no one would eat. Nobody ever said a word to us even though they knew us kids were down there messing around.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2021 09:19 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 09:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 09:15 PM (ZLI7S)
They ain't all that
Posted by: Cliff Claven at November 18, 2021 09:20 PM (mZUr4)
I'd guess Stelter eats instant mash potato flakes straight outta the box.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:20 PM (+WWsf)
ISTR a SF story or novel set in a society with very few rules or laws. I think it was about trying to add a new law.
In Constitution 2.0 laws will be very hard to change.
The Left last tried to amend the Constitution with the Equal Rights Amendment.
Then that figured out to just ignore the entire thing. And here we are.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 09:20 PM (u82oZ)
calls him a cowardly eunuch and ends with L2C.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 18, 2021 09:21 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 09:21 PM (Xrfse)
Mysteries at the Museum. Modern Marvels.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:
Day the Universe Changed.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 09:21 PM (KTaZ8)
I think there are a couple of toaster waffles in the freezer.
That will have to do.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 09:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 18, 2021 09:21 PM (ZZK0E)
Admins probably figured it was all going to rot anyway, why not let you kids play around a bit.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 09:22 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at November 18, 2021 09:23 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2021 09:17 PM (0OP+5)
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At the film's conclusion, instead of "fin" or "The End," will it say "Ben Her Over"?
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 18, 2021 09:23 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:23 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 09:22 PM (nxdel)
I think I have that book somewhere in the house.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 18, 2021 09:24 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:24 PM (V13WU)
Fit the actor well though. Of all the unlikely choices for a tough guy greaser
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2021 09:24 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2021 09:24 PM (i32sS)
Posted by: Cliff
There ya go, Cliffy.
Posted by: Norm at November 18, 2021 09:24 PM (ZSK0i)
Yeah, the original Connections was much better. I thought it was a novel way to present history---see how multiple ideas came together and evolved into a modern thing.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:25 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2021 09:21
I have Burkes shows on my backup hard drive. I could toss them on a thumb drive for you if you want.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 18, 2021 09:25 PM (KTaZ8)
I bet you have a lot of book. A lot.
Hope there is a Halon 1301 fixed-flooding system to protect them all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:26 PM (AwPyG)
My father is a bastard
My ma's an S.O.B
My grandpa's always plastered
My grandma pushes tea
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
Posted by: Cliff Claven at November 18, 2021 09:26 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:16 PM (w3eVT)
I watched the rest. He has the pm brake on the front, which is 4 piston, not on the back, thats all harley, including the rear rotor, and thats 1 piston. He's fucking up the whole history though. The FXR came out in 1982, it was a shovelhead, and the first year for the 5 speed and rubber mounted engine on the non touring bike. He's so busy jerking off on his bike he isn't telling the story of what makes the FXR the FXR, unless jerking off on his bike is the point of the vid, and not actually telling the history of the FXR.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 09:27 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 09:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:27 PM (mZUr4)
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Raised hand, lol.
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 09:27 PM (+ya+t)
Hung jury is a win, though.
And it's a win that everyone's been reminded of how awful it was, summer of 2020
With any luck, they'll have a retrial right before the elections, next year.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:28 PM (AwPyG)
Actually was a pretty great class.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 18, 2021 09:28 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at November 18, 2021 09:20 PM (Xrfse)
Now, the three-jab Sneetches
Had vac-cards with stars.
The two-jab Sneetches
Had none upon thars.
Those marks weren't so big. They were really so small
You might such a vaxport wouldn't matter at all.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (P9T5R)
That'll probably be the most radical change in Spielberg's WSS, the music. My hunch is only "Somewhere" from the 1950s will survive, the rest will be awful hip-hop.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Hope there is a Halon 1301 fixed-flooding system to protect them all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 09:25 PM (u82oZ)
God help the firemen if the magazine blows.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Norm at November 18, 2021 09:24 PM (ZSK0i)
Haha - stupid auto cucumber
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 18, 2021 09:30 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:30 PM (V13WU)
I watched the rest. He has the pm brake on the front, which is 4 piston, not on the back, thats all harley, including the rear rotor, and thats 1 piston. He's fucking up the whole history though. The FXR came out in 1982, it was a shovelhead, and the first year for the 5 speed and rubber mounted engine on the non touring bike. He's so busy jerking off on his bike he isn't telling the story of what makes the FXR the FXR, unless jerking off on his bike is the point of the vid, and not actually telling the history of the FXR.
Posted by: Berserker
Come on, man!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:30 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (L2ZTs)
THIS. How the fuck do you have a deadlocked jury when the law is pretty damn clear.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 09:31 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: artemis
Wouldn't that make your pantyhose awful sticky?
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Has anyone done a Lynrd Skynrd "Gimme Three Jabs" parody yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:32 PM (w3eVT)
No point in rioting, though, with a hung jury
Judge will put a target on his back if he dismisses w/p
But on the bright side, Trump said he should be on the Supreme Court, today
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:32 PM (AwPyG)
Gimme three jabs, gimme three jabs mister
and you'll never see me no more
('cuz I'll be dead)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)
If it's smaller than a quail it's probably a bat.
Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2021 09:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:30 PM (w3eVT)
well, I've been working on those damn things since they came out. They are an amazing bike for a million reasons...that he never explained. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 09:33 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:33 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:33 PM (kBuGL)
I'll take any excuse to bring up women's hosiery
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Now they're saying TB Bucs Antonio Brown "faked" a vax card to avoid the vax.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:35 PM (w3eVT)
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jiggletits made up a lot of law while closing. You take a beating and you never get self defense if you brought the gun. what the fuuuuck
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 18, 2021 09:36 PM (ZZK0E)
No one would dare wear bare legs to work, or to church. Such a change.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:36 PM (AwPyG)
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500 NG troops are camped around his house, jurors are waiting for the bus.
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 09:36 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:36 PM (w3eVT)
Off to watch the first Connections. I never saw the show.
May you all have satisfaction.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 18, 2021 09:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:35 PM (w3eVT)
I'd say this is probably a more widespread thing than this guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:36 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2021 09:37 PM (NpAcC)
Then this evening we had the very unusual request to be permitted to take the jury instructions home, made by a single juror - a female juror.
I suspect that all of this conduct is that of juror #54, the female foreperson of this jury - who I suspect is precisely the kind of "mask Karen," left-leaning, bossy, entitled, and status-sensitive juror that would be most likely to hold out against acquittal.
Finally, my friend Jack Posobiec (at_JackPosobiec) was kind enough to remind me that during jury selection I'd made a particular note of juror #54 at the time, as I was live commenting right here at Legal Insurrection: "#54: Knows some of the witnesses named, but could set that aside." I've also heard from sources in a position to know that when polling was done around jury selection, prospective jurors who knew any participants in the August 2020 riots - which would likely include some of the witnesses - tended to trend 75% against acquittal.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 18, 2021 09:37 PM (Do5/p)
I have a hard time imagining he'd refuse.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:38 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:38 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:39 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Malice : Why are thy trying to make such a big deal about /big case out of Kyle, how does this benefit them ?
Barnes : Because if they can convict Kyle, there is no real self defense left in America
...it's already a problem that we give the State (unwillingly - they just take -r) monopolized means on violence, imagine if the State has a monopoly on the use of violence...
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:39 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 18, 2021 09:39 PM (+WWsf)
Uhm yeah who the fuck is gonna do that?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 18, 2021 09:10 PM (OalnH) "
someone who doesn't understand that it's a setup for the cop 2 miles down the road writing tickets for being on the phone while driving ?
what did I win ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (ahosz) at November 18, 2021 09:40 PM (ahosz)
-self defense is the one counterbalance to that...gun right one of the key counterbalance to that...
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 09:41 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:39 PM
Don't call it a comeback. We've been here for years.
Posted by: LL Cool Hosiery at November 18, 2021 09:42 PM (Do5/p)
Remember the wider audience, who's watching all this.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:42 PM (AwPyG)
Egon comes back as a ghost, and repairs his relationship with his estranged daughter.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:43 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:43 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:35 PM (w3eVT)
I'd say this is probably a more widespread thing than this guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:36 PM (kBuGL)
Well, at least he wasn't out making the rape.
Or throwing his old lady around the living room.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2021 09:43 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: DaveA at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: ballistic at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:40 PM (V13WU)
If you cannot use the guns in defense of your own or other's lives without getting thrown in jail, they do not do much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (kBuGL)
Which one was Egon?
The dead one, I guess.
Which is...Harold Ramis??
So a CGI'd Harold Ramis as a ghost. A jerky ghost, and a bad father-ghost.
No thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (w3eVT)
Had vac-cards with stars.
The two-jab Sneetches
Had none upon thars.
Those marks weren't so big. They were really so small
You might such a vaxport wouldn't matter at all.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2021 09:29 PM (P9T5R)
Well-done.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (SH2Zi)
===
It's amazing what you people know.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2021 09:15 PM
Yeah, if you like Old School compound naming ...
Posted by: Thiosulfates at November 18, 2021 09:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (VwHCD)
I'd say someone watched 12 Angry Men too many times, but I am pretty sure that is unlikely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:45 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:46 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (VwHCD)
I would work every non-acquittal over until they were begging to acquit.
Posted by: flounder at November 18, 2021 09:46 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:44 PM (kBuGL)
that is what they are going for, have been for years; sure have your little toys, but we will make it impossible for you to use them
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:46 PM (V13WU)
This x 1000. Bunch of pussies. Acquittal or hung jury. This trial should have been over three days ago.
Posted by: Jmel at November 18, 2021 09:46 PM (bVhJi)
Worst thing ever invented were pantyhose. I haven't worn them in years.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 09:47 PM (nxdel)
Fun fact: the DA keeps a list of everyone who hangs a jury, and you're not being seated again anytime soon
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:47 PM (AwPyG)
I've heard women say they hate pantyhose but can go for an old fashioned pair of tights sometimes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:46 PM (AwPyG)
Who does that? I recall one I liked by some journalist I think.
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 09:47 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2021 09:48 PM (ZQR/T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 09:48 PM (nxdel)
Worst thing ever invented were pantyhose. I haven't worn them in years.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 09:47 PM (nxdel)
Male sock garters. Although, there are times with certain pairs of socks...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:48 PM (kBuGL)
If I were king of the world, I'd be open to the idea of literal hung juries.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (pA4Ca)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)
It was a multi part PBS series in the 80s. Really interesting--they used subtitles when the Yorkshiremen were talking.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (AwPyG)
The punji pits would be full and the world a better place.
Posted by: Idahonian at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (JUcCg)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (V13WU)
God no.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 09:48 PM (nxdel)
Well, we have established that Jewells is not Cyd Charisse in disguise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at November 18, 2021 09:50 PM (kBuGL)
Posted by: Flyover at November 18, 2021 09:50 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: dartist at November 18, 2021 09:50 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (AwPyG)
Time frame seems right. Can still see the presenter. Seems like he was part of a two reporter team?
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 09:51 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:52 PM (w3eVT)
Posted by: LASue at November 18, 2021 09:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:53 PM (w3eVT)
F'n humans.
Posted by: wth - now with squirrel teeth at November 18, 2021 07:42 PM (v0R5T
Just tryin' t'get some vitamin D before winter...
Posted by: Flyover at November 18, 2021 09:53 PM (Rbu5d)
The state's permission is not why you have a Right to defend yourself.
Posted by: Methos at November 18, 2021 09:53 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2021 09:53 PM (ZQR/T)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at November 18, 2021 09:52 PM (w3eVT)
And more proof that irony is dead: the dude's name is Peter.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at November 18, 2021 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)
I can't remember, but I know it is a book, too. I imagine the book isn't as much fun,, because you have to hear the language as they trace it.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:54 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2021 09:54 PM (ZQR/T)
Until we use them.
Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2021 09:54 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: MikeN at November 18, 2021 09:54 PM (xeXHp)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 09:55 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:56 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2021 09:56 PM (mZUr4)
Took a wrong turn?
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 07:50 PM (AwPyG)
I read somewhere that sometimes navigation gets messed up b/cof the moving magnetic pole or some such thing.
Posted by: Flyover at November 18, 2021 09:57 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2021 09:57 PM (ZQR/T)
As a juror I am afraid that the mob outside will harm Me and Mine... therefore I must aquit on all charges.
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at November 18, 2021 09:58 PM (ARZk7)
It was a multi part PBS series in the 80s. Really interesting--they used subtitles when the Yorkshiremen were talking.
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 09:49 PM (AwPyG)
God uses subtitles when talking to Yorkies. And just nods sagely to the Geordies.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 18, 2021 09:58 PM (aR5eg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
But it is not the greatest, most beloved Youtube video of all time. No sir, gentle readers, you know this - I present to you The Easter Bunny Hates You from 2003, some 18 old years ago, in all its grainy relief: https://tinyurl.com/2bfjs852
That's actually the best copy - the longer, director's cut version is less viewed and even more grainy - but more hilarious: https://tinyurl.com/4vfj96s9
Posted by: Boswell at November 18, 2021 09:59 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: MikeN at November 18, 2021 09:54 PM (xeXHp)
I'd pay for that app!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 18, 2021 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 18, 2021 10:01 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Ckg4U) at November 18, 2021 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)
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I've seen this too. 1st day of deliberations, lady crosses her arms, says "not guilty, not gonna talk about it" and stared at the wall, eventually causing a mistrial.
Posted by: Revenant at November 18, 2021 10:02 PM (c3dw6)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at November 18, 2021 10:02 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 18, 2021 10:03 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Javems at November 18, 2021 10:07 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: artemis at November 18, 2021 10:09 PM (AwPyG)
I've been banned from TWO guitar forums. Yes, *guitar* forums where people gather to discuss guitars, guitar pickups, guitar pedals, guitar amps, etc. My sins?
I received a 2 week ban for explaining "supply and demand" (Economics 101) in a thread discussing rising prices for new & used guitars. When I received my ban, I private messaged a moderator who showed up at ANOTHER SITE & pointed out how silly that action was. We didn't hit it off and he made my ban on the ORIGINAL site "permanent".
On the 2nd site, I was given a 6-MONTH ban for responding to a thread about Springsteen appearing on Colbert's show. Some asked (innocently enough) what could have been wrong with that appearance (they seemed genuinely not to understand Springsteen and Colbert's politics). I pointed out that Springsteen basically said all of us white people secretly hated Clarence Clemons & would have called him the n-word if we had seen him in real life. My post was deemed "racially charged".
Posted by: Crusader at November 18, 2021 10:11 PM (Cjcf6)
Posters can claim that the riots are fine, that liberal guests have "rights", and that we all have to be considerate. But the moment someone attempts to politely rebut their positions, conservative posts are deemed "out of bounds" and those providing them are ushered out of the conversation.
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Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)