Brian William Will Retire After 28 Years of Lying While Wearing Circus Makeup

I believe this is an "up or out" situation. I think Williams expected that one day he would be allowed to sit again in the Big Chair of NBC News anchor.

The network said, "Nah, Brian."

Newsbusters remembers The Secret Life of Brian Mitty.

On Tuesday, MSNBC 11th Hour anchor Brian Williams announced he was not renewing his contract with the network at the end of the year as he stated: "This is the end of a chapter and the beginning of another."
What Williams didn't say was how this latest chapter began. His move to MSNBC was a demotion following a suspension from his exalted perch as NBC Nightly News anchor after multiple revelations of Williams lying over the years.
It began in February 2015 when Williams was caught lying about his helicopter being under fire while covering Iraq invasion in 2003. At one point he even likened it to "Black Hawk Down meets Saving Private Ryan." Soldiers complaining on Facebook led to an article in Stars and Stripes newspaper, where those brave men who escorted Williams said all his stories were junk. Williams apologized for it. But then the floodgates opened. The internet started digging up other falsehoods.
During the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, Williams claimed he worked through a bout with dysentery and claimed he witnessed a dead body floating outside his Ritz-Carlton hotel room. Actually, he told three different versions: there was a body floating, there was a dead body on a street corner, and someone told him he’d seen a body floating. He also claimed he’d seen armed gangs at his hotel.
On an NBC prime time special a year after Katrina in 2006, Williams treated New Orleans as the most dangerous town on Earth, complete with weird boasts like "I carried a case of Vienna sausage... as collateral in case we had a smash-and-grab carjacking. I was going to offer it to someone in exchange for my life." Williams claimed he was so starving for food that "I remember seeing a box of Slim Jims and thinking, 'That’s better than any restaurant meal right now. That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.'" The section of the French Quarter from which Williams was reporting suffered minimal flooding, and in some parts, no flooding. There were no bodies floating. The city's former health director has declared that no one in the city was treated for dysentery, even a month after the flooding. The manager of the Ritz-Carlton (where he stayed) actually won an award for keeping the place safe from roving gangs with a cadre of police.

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Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:45 PM (AMIL/)

2 Coulda been me

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 12, 2021 02:45 PM (96C7R)

3 2

Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:45 PM (AMIL/)

4 Rooked again

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 12, 2021 02:45 PM (96C7R)

5 Sponge!

Posted by: Iris at November 12, 2021 02:45 PM (DibdT)

6 Who?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 12, 2021 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

7 Welp, glory is fleeting.

Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:46 PM (AMIL/)

8 Top 10.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2021 02:46 PM (F0YaR)

9 Oh, maybe he can go independent and join the ranks of the strong voiced Dan Rather as those people are surprised to hear they are still alive.

Posted by: Bete at November 12, 2021 02:47 PM (Ojki1)

10
He is the True NBC anchor but voter suppression cheated him from the chair.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2021 02:47 PM (/U27+)

11 Clowns, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:47 PM (csEWM)

12 The network finally realized that, despite his last name being "Williams," he wasn't black. He was a pasty-faced white guy. So no diversity hire for you!

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 12, 2021 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

13 When's his tell all book coming out where he reveals he's actually a black woman?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2021 02:48 PM (BFigT)

14 lowing a suspension from his exalted perch as NBC Nightly News anchor after multiple revelations of Williams lying over the years.

It's not the lying, it's getting caught that upsets us.

Posted by: NBC at November 12, 2021 02:48 PM (1vynn)

15 Didn't Williams take a cross country trip in an 18 wheeler Joe Biden?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 02:48 PM (RZFkB)

16 Brian always had given off an "I have something seriously unpleasant stuck up my ass' vibe.

Not sure what would be pleasantly stuck up his ass but that's show biz I guess

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at November 12, 2021 02:49 PM (96C7R)

17 Williams is like a Wish.com version of Ron Burgundy.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 12, 2021 02:49 PM (HmZuC)

18 Williams is an accomplished liar, so he should have no trouble fitting in within the Biden administration.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 02:49 PM (ZsR3z)

19 Is he getting into directing porn?

Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2021 02:49 PM (dYmWY)

20
I still remember the refrain of one of the most popular newsroom ballads of that day which proclaimed most proudly that "old reporters never die; they just fade away."

And like the old reporter of that ballad, I now close my journalism career and just fade away, an old reporter who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2021 02:49 PM (/U27+)

21 14 When's his tell all book coming out where he reveals he's actually a black woman?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2021 02:48 PM (BFigT)

Where is the tell all from NBC women saying he ran a rape gang that roved the halls of NBC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:49 PM (csEWM)

22 Welp, glory is fleeting.
Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:46 PM (AMIL/)

Sic transit gloria mundi.

Williams was a complete tool.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (ZSK0i)

23 Sit back for a moment and smile at what top level dem's are starting to realize; they have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (trdmm)

24 No write up in Post about the drug shooting last night. Between Foch and 119 rd on Sutphin, there are 4 gangs doing business. I see more danger here in the greatest city in the world than that pompous ass.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (b+v9B)

25 Another few thousand more journalists, along with the humanities staff of every institution of higher learning, and a whole slew of folks teaching social studies at high school and lower levels along with their dept heads and associated administrators and then maybe you have a good star to fixing US news media.

Posted by: mikethemoose at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (T/vhV)

26 In before they higher a farther left nutjob because Williams wasn't tough enough on the right.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (bgrP8)

27 All positions will be filled by black women from now on
The Networks

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (CYnTg)

28 Walter Duranty>Jayson Blair>Brian Williams

Posted by: mr tmz at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (m/Gc2)

29 Who keeps a case Vienna sausage in their car as leverage for their life in case of a smash-and-grab carjacking? Why Brian Fuckin' Williams, that is!

Unless "case of Vienna sausage" is some code for oral sechs on a male or something.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (5aFbR)

30 There are 20,000 other liars waiting to take his place.

I wonder if the MFM has a 'lying aptitude' test to weed out the truthy types.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (F0YaR)

31 "I'm sorry, Brian, you are NOT the biggest liar!"

Posted by: The MFM Game Show at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (dYmWY)

32 My momma always told me if you are gonna do anything be the best at it.

And see...I bet you believed my momma told me that.

Also, I'm Canuckistani, not southern.

Posted by: Brian Williams, world class liar. at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (ESjRY)

33 I am someone, not just a contender, I am a champ!

Posted by: Brian Williams, live On the Waterfront at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (Ojki1)

34 Brian Williams reminds me of the doofus local news anchor in "Die Hard."

Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

35 Courage!

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (WmGrA)

36 30 Who keeps a case Vienna sausage in their car as leverage for their life in case of a smash-and-grab carjacking? Why Brian Fuckin' Williams, that is!

Unless "case of Vienna sausage" is some code for oral sechs on a male or something.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (5aFbR)

Greenies Pill Pockets $10
Luvsome equivalent: $5
Can of Vienna Sausages: .69 cents

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (csEWM)

37 It's true that Brian has snacked on many a sausage.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (F0YaR)

38 30 Who keeps a case Vienna sausage in their car as leverage for their life in case of a smash-and-grab carjacking? Why Brian Fuckin' Williams, that is!

Unless "case of Vienna sausage" is some code for oral sechs on a male or something.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (5aFbR)

Maybe he was worried about being assaulted by Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (trdmm)

39 35 Brian Williams reminds me of the doofus local news anchor in "Die Hard."
Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

Dick Thornburg!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (csEWM)

40 This is one where everything beyond the headline is superfluous. It's a complete story, with all required context, in one simple sentence. Professional headline writers are probably regularly envious of this place, but this particular headline is probably making them despondent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (DU+/6)

41 Maybe "Stelter vs Shark" needs to have an additional contestant added to make it "Brian vs Brian vs Shark"?

Winner gets to be Head Cheese News Anchor at both NBC and CNN.

Winner also gets to devour the losers.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (5aFbR)

42 It's true that Brian has snacked on many a sausage.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (F0YaR)

I don't remember that but something about his daughters ass and cocaine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (GPwVZ)

43 Sit back for a moment and smile at what top level dem's are starting to realize; they have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.

At last, my time is coming!

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (ZsR3z)

44 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

45 When they have lost all belief,
because you lie through your teeth,
That's a B.W.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (r5BVk)

46 Well, I'll cheerfully agree that Noo Awlins is one of the most dangerous places in America, if not the world. But I think Chicago any weekend, Ferguson, MO a few years ago, and Kenosha last year all have it beat.

As an ongoing thing? Chicago and NO, yup.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (txdEq)

47 Sit back for a moment and smile at what top level dem's are starting to realize; they have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.
Posted by: Tom Servo

The same could be said for 2020.

And yet, here we are.

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (WmGrA)

48 Rachel Maddow will apparently reduce her show to a weekly instead of weekday show in 2022.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (bDqIh)

49 Ah, I remember the time I went moutho to moutho with Kamala.

I'll admit I didn't win, but hey, coming in second places to the world's greatest fellator is no minor honor!

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (ESjRY)

50 You're better of with a couple bottles of Remy Martin and a carton of menthols than a case of Vienna sausages. Those are nasty.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (BFigT)

51 Off sock

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (WmGrA)

52 I carried a case of Vienna sausage... as collateral in case we had a smash-and-grab carjacking. I was going to offer it to someone in exchange for my life."

Lol.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (QU5/8)

53
Brian Williams reminds me of the doofus local news anchor in "Die Hard."
Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

I've often thought of that comparisons for all journalists. Problem is, as scummy as that guy was, the event he was reporting happened. He was like Ernie Pyle compared to the skells in Ben Rhodes' Echo Chamber.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (/KPLX)

54 I've been in Helsinki, Sweden on many occasions. I once saw a body floating by the gondolas in the canals.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (HmZuC)

55 Crazy. I thouhgt Brian said he died bravely in a firefight with nazis while flying a chopper in Nam.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (h+7ej)

56 48 Sit back for a moment and smile at what top level dem's are starting to realize; they have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.
Posted by: Tom Servo

==========

And VA proved they can't cheat to win everything, even in places that are inclined to cheat.

Could be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

57
They have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.

__________

Pressley/Tlaib 2024!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (/U27+)

58 >>> 45 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

Comrade Karen, rest assured you will continue to vote correctly.

Posted by: Stalin's Vote Counters at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (wqF6C)

59 What happens when a culture rejects morality? God has anticipated this very thing and warns against it in His Word. Prepare your heart and mind to receive truth from scripture so that you may know how to stand firm in a world spiraling out of control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptgkqfawwvg

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (pEF4Y)

60 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom

We're here to help.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (ZsR3z)

61 49 Rachel Maddow will apparently reduce her show to a weekly instead of weekday show in 2022.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (bDqIh)

She is not losing popularity, just becoming more selective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (csEWM)

62 When the Brian Williams fantabulism story first broke, some of the comments on this blog were hilarious. There should be an Ewok Hall of Fame for stuff like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (guGkK)

63 Future CNN lead anchor?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (TNYo7)

64 WILLOWED

but brought forward because booze

WHY IS THE RUM GONE!!!!
Posted by: cap'n jack sparrow at November 12, 2021 02:28 PM (8D42x)
I know, right? I have the opposite problem, though. The Kraken was depleted last night, but bourbon I got because I sort of never let that go dry.
Does bourbon go in eggnog?
Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2021 02:43 PM (mbFEM)

if you've seen george washington's recipe, pretty much EVERYTHING goes in the eggnog...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 02:48 PM (8D42x)

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (8D42x)

65 There are 20,000 other liars waiting to take his place.

I wonder if the MFM has a 'lying aptitude' test to weed out the truthy types.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2021

***
Not only the aptitude for lying, but the quality of being convincing, is needed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (txdEq)

66 This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."

https://youtu.be/qztuEucrNBc

Posted by: Rob Schneider at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (ESjRY)

67 I don't remember that but something about his daughters ass and cocaine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (GPwVZ)

My rumor is of the highest journalistic quality.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (F0YaR)

68 >>> 24 Sit back for a moment and smile at what top level dem's are starting to realize; they have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 02:50 PM (trdmm)

Who say you vote then?

Posted by: Xi at November 12, 2021 02:55 PM (wqF6C)

69 Rachel Maddow will apparently reduce her show to a weekly instead of weekday show in 2022.
Posted by: Lizzy

Miss me yet?
-Don

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (h+7ej)

70 45 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
--

Continued:

"But I couldn't possibly vote for or support [INSERT GOP CANDIDATE HERE] because I can't support someone who is [INSERT RACIST / ANTI-TRANS / NOT DIVERSE / A MEAN TWEET MAKER]. Guess I'll just need to switch from wine to spirits. The prices just went up 30%, but my husband in [FINANCE / BIG PHARMA] doesn't care"

Posted by: Revenant at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (cOGHc)

71 Rum and brandy are the liquors that are supposed to go into eggnog. I think I tried putting some (admittedly, cheap) bourbon into eggnog once.

Once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (txdEq)

72 40 35 Brian Williams reminds me of the doofus local news anchor in "Die Hard."
Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2021 02:51 PM (AMIL/)

Dick Thornburg!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:52 PM (csEWM)

"It's true, your honor. This man has no dick."

Posted by: Crossing the Movie Streams at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (dfRN6)

73 This is nothing compared to what the CIA did to me when I uncovered the break in at The Watergate.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (Spr0s)

74 Rachel Maddow will apparently reduce her show to a weekly instead of weekday show in 2022.
Posted by: Lizzy

Interesting - so I don't have to ignore it as much in 2022 as I do today?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (mD/uy)

75 Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean.

Posted by: Brian Kint at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (OssQ4)

76 I wonder if he now goes hard(er)-left to get in the good graces of the media now that he no longer has to pretend to be objective?

Everyone of these clowns let's their freak flag fly when they leave the chair. But scolded people the whole time for saying the media has a liberal bias.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (usqGO)

77 Fellator.

Do you, like, have that printed on a business card?

Posted by: Just Wondering at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (8oLU3)

78 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
++++
You're more optimistic than I am. I don't think there's a Great Wine Mom Pivot in the works. They might agree with the sentiment here that everything is worse - but it won't change their behavior or beliefs. Their world view, whatever the modern version of the knitting circle, their entire identity is tied up in it. It may be worse, but you can be damn sure that it someone else's fault.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

79 And VA proved they can't cheat to win everything, even in places that are inclined to cheat.

Could be fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

I dunno TJM, this bowl of black jelly beans I took from MP4 says otherwise. I wonder if they just realize the blatant shit they used on Nov 3 has to be used judiciously still. Virginia as sacrifice play.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (csEWM)

80 This is kind of early in his career so either something ghastly is looming on the horizon or he figured out this is as high up the ladder as he's getting in his career and is going to something else like a think tank or running a non profit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

81 20 Is he getting into directing porn?
Posted by: t-bird

With his actress daughter. Don't judge.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 12, 2021 02:57 PM (KY22T)

82
The only thing good about Brian Williams is that he somehow procreated a daughter who is somewhat bag-able.

Even then, all things considered, who's really the father?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 02:57 PM (s2VJv)

83 Well Brian Williams life was not worth a case, nay even a can, of vienna sausage. Brian Williams grossly overestimates his value.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (cn6vO)

84 I've been in Helsinki, Sweden on many occasions. I once saw a body floating by the gondolas in the canals.

Posted by: Brian Williams

Was that before or after the volcano erupted under the Ponte Vecchio? You know, the one I jumped in to to rescue my combat hat.

Posted by: DaNang Dick Blumenthal at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (ZsR3z)

85 He's leaving because of PTSD, caused by watching his daughter do sex scenes with Lena Dunham. Or from being shot down over North Korea and having to fight his way to the DMZ. One of those reasons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (ptqGC)

86 There I was...in the Golan Heights when an Israeli tanker called to me for help. He said drive the tank while I load and fire.

We stopped the invasion cold.

Lyin' Williams

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (jvt6t)

87 72 Rum and brandy are the liquors that are supposed to go into eggnog. I think I tried putting some (admittedly, cheap) bourbon into eggnog once.

Once.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (txdEq)

The evan williams stuff is pretty tasty and that has rum, brandy and surprisingly, Evan Williams.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (csEWM)

88 Something is up, I smell a rat running from the ship

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (2JoB8)

89 Lets.go Brian!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (TRGyz)

90 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom

I dont know who originated this comment, but its GOLD.
And its funny...cuz its literally TRUE

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (h+7ej)

91 I wonder if they just realize the blatant shit they used on Nov 3 has to be used judiciously still. Virginia as sacrifice play.

My back of the box math had 300K more fake votes in the VA governor race then whatever the historical baseline is.

I tend to agree this was an election they just couldn't shove enough into the ballot boxes to make up for the real votes against them

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (ESjRY)

92
this is as high up the ladder as he's getting in his career and is going to something else like a think tank or running a non profit.

________

General Director, The New Newseum

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (/U27+)

93 I believe this is an "up or out" situation.

Bret Baier shifting back and forth nervously in his chair, thinking how lucky he is to have married well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (TNYo7)

94 Sock off!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (dfRN6)

95 Sit back for a moment and smile at what top level dem's are starting to realize; they have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Depends if Trump enters the picture. I'd say any Democrat against Trump is a coin flip.

People will keep voting for this over mean tweets and Trump drama, anyone that thinks otherwise is fooling themselves.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (usqGO)

96 Their world view, whatever the modern version of the knitting circle, their entire identity is tied up in it.

Yes, but... women are geniuses at pivoting as soon as they find a different direction that serves their emotional and personal needs. They just need to be given that other anchor to cling to.

You know, the "I will love you until the day I die" that turns into "we should see other people"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

97 You're better of with a couple bottles of Remy Martin and a carton of menthols than a case of Vienna sausages. Those are nasty.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2021

***
Better still, travel with Remy Hadley. Thirteen was hot.

Posted by: Dr. House at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (txdEq)

98 His daughter was the one that got analized on Girls?

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (CYnTg)

99 Welp, Graeme Edge of the Moody Blues has died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

100 FUNflation will lead to FUNemployment. Yeay!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (OalnH)

101 Sadly, the bastard is retiring voluntarily and not at the business end of a guillotine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (2JVJo)

102 80 I dunno TJM, this bowl of black jelly beans I took from MP4 says otherwise. I wonder if they just realize the blatant shit they used on Nov 3 has to be used judiciously still. Virginia as sacrifice play.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (csEWM)

=========

"They lost which proves that they can still win whenever they want," is always a weird tact to take.

They cheated big in VA this year, and they lost. The thing is that they were allowed to cheat bigger in 2020, but many of the covid related voting rules have been rolled back. Some places like CA have statutorily instituted these rules forever in response, but most have pulled back like in PA and GA. Hell, the MI election of 2020 was declared illegal by federal courts earlier this year (didn't change anything regarding 2020, of course), but it's going to make it significantly harder for the MI SecState to do anything like she did last time again.

There is definitely reason for hope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

103
Of course this is the same guy who visited his daughter acting on the set of "Girls" on the day that she got her ass motorboated by some random actor dood. And claimed that he was proud of her.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (n+4am)

104 I tend to agree this was an election they just couldn't shove enough into the ballot boxes to make up for the real votes against them

Yeah they tried, it just was 2016 instead of 2020. They didn't try hard enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

105 You're more optimistic than I am. I don't think there's a Great Wine Mom Pivot in the works. They might agree with the sentiment here that everything is worse - but it won't change their behavior or beliefs. Their world view, whatever the modern version of the knitting circle, their entire identity is tied up in it. It may be worse, but you can be damn sure that it someone else's fault.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM (DU+/6)
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Yes. This.

We met a great many wine moms trying to win school board seats. They know that things are bad. They are very angry about it. They by and large want COVID to end / go away as an issue.

But they are all locked into the social status game, and won't deviate from the socially-enforced leftism that permeates these groups. We found some conservativish moms on the margins, and befriended them, but it took time and we had to play a game of signals with them to indicate that we also didn't believe the leftist garbage.

Posted by: Revenant at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (cOGHc)

106 Wasn't his daughter doing a lot of butt stuff on the show "Girls"? He's a clown dad. Way to go.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (/VWLE)

107 The only thing good about Brian Williams is that he somehow procreated a daughter who is somewhat bag-able.

Even then, all things considered, who's really the father?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 02:57 PM (s2VJv)

JJ, keeping his eye on the important things.

https://tinyurl.com/fwfunuks

She looks like Dexter's sister.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (csEWM)

108 He's leaving because of PTSD, caused by watching his daughter do sex scenes with Lena Dunham.

I remember reading he attended a taping of Girls where his daughter got her salad tossed. Well, simulated presumably.

But what a proud papa he must have been that day!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (ESjRY)

109 they have absolutely no one who can make a credible run for President in 2024.

They didn't in 2020 either.

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (FhXTo)

110 91 I dont know who originated this comment, but its GOLD.
And its funny...cuz its literally TRUE
Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (h+7ej)

=========

If only I has spelled Life right...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

111 Williams was the one with the floating bodies? I always thought that was Shep.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:00 PM (OalnH)

112 I've been in Helsinki, Sweden on many occasions. I once saw a body floating by the gondolas in the canals.

Posted by: Brian Williams

Was that before or after the volcano erupted under the Ponte Vecchio? You know, the one I jumped in to to rescue my combat hat.
Posted by: DaNang Dick Blumenthal at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM (ZsR3z)
==============

thank you, horde...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, still laughing at November 12, 2021 03:00 PM (TNYo7)

113 I am the quintessence of Life.

Posted by: Walter Mitty at November 12, 2021 03:00 PM (Do5/p)

114 Willowed:

one em says, "any screwup is blown up, but no love for all the good stuff we do- most of which we can't even talk about."

Any screwup? They're all screwups.

"Good stuff" my ass. The Gestapo used to contribute to the Winter Relief charity. Didn't stop them from murdering people, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2021 03:00 PM (2JVJo)

115 I think that the media deep down knows that common people hate them, distrust them, and regard them as despicable human beings.

But, since they are lying narcissists, they don't care what the common people thin; only their peer group.

I personally respect reporters of the Pravda, Izvestia, etc. of the Soviet Union more than our media. Our media does its evil by choice; some of those in the Soviet media were under duress.

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:00 PM (9hXN1)

116 If Hillary! can dodge snipers, why can't Brian?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2021 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

117 https://tinyurl.com/fwfunuks

She looks like Dexter's sister.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (csEWM)

That chin could kill a man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (guGkK)

118 Is Shep still around or did he retire as well?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (hV9ir)

119 Remember, one cannot spell, "Brian Williams," without "BM."

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (ZwxDF)

120 Those 15 credits were put to good use.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (g5I2H)

121 But I lied for the sake of The Cause!

Why are you punishing me?

Posted by: Bwian! at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (I2/tG)

122 They didn't in 2020 either.

In a lot of ways, that's the problem. They know they cannot possibly win a fair election with the lineup they have. If they thought they had a shot, like 2016, they don't try so hard. Knowing they have no chance of a real win, they are forced to cheat harder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

123 I was thinking of news lies and I remembered the GM side saddle gas tank explosion story. Turned out that was Jane Pauley and Stone Phillips and not Brian Williams.

It's hard to keep all of the media's lies and liars straight.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (a0yTY)

124 >>>79 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom

most true Karens are Wine Aunts, not Wine Moms, who eschewed having children of their own but are fanatically insistent on instilling their warped values in other people's children.

Posted by: ace at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (0G13K)

125
The same could be said for 2020.

And yet, here we are.
Posted by: Dan Rather at November 12, 2021 02:53 PM (WmGrA)

look who they ended up with - the brain damaged ex-vp who no one actually liked as the default candidate, and they had to cheat to get him over the line.

2024 will be 100 times worse for them. I wouldn't be surprised if Beto or Bootyjudge ends up with the nomination. (stage whisper - black voters hate both of them!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (trdmm)

126 I dunno TJM, this bowl of black jelly beans I took from MP4 says otherwise. I wonder if they just realize the blatant shit they used on Nov 3 has to be used judiciously still. Virginia as sacrifice play.

It's a two part test. First, how often do you cheat, because each time you do, it gets harder in the future. Second, how big a cheat is it? That's where the Dems are screwed. They're going to have to make up YUUUUUGE numbers of votes, and I think they know they can't pull a 2020 again. Yes, I know the Eeyores will say they'll just do 2020 again. They can't be argued out of that position despite VA, so I won't try.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (ZsR3z)

127 though of course there are plenty of Wine Moms as well.

Posted by: ace at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

128 The Rittenhouse trial is triggering brians PTSD from that night. He is reliving nightmares of dodging gunfire as he rushed in to save survivors of Kyle's night of terror.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (6mgCM)

129 but I speak of the archetype of the breed.

Posted by: ace at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (0G13K)

130 It's hard to keep all of the media's lies and liars straight.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (a0yTY)

Hey, don't forget about me!

Posted by: Katie Couric at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (guGkK)

131 That chin could kill a man.

Like that wooden chick that was in the Twilight movies. She radiates unpleasant contact

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

132 Brian will never get over Macho Grande. Ducking snipper fire, having to drink urine. Wait, he liked that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (xPJvm)

133 Dem's 2024 ticket? Kamala/Buttigieg.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (hV9ir)

134 125 most true Karens are Wine Aunts, not Wine Moms, who eschewed having children of their own but are fanatically insistent on instilling their warped values in other people's children.
Posted by: ace at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (0G13K)

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Just like most leftists enter the education system in order to shape the future instead of having their own children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

135 NBC is woke and Brian is a liar.

So he has to go away to make room for a person of color to take his place and lie with even greater authority.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (haWye)

136 109 18-1--
I think the episode that Brian watched was actually some guy shown literally cleaning his daughter's naked ass with his tongue.

He was asked about it and said it was fine.

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (9hXN1)

137 >118 https://tinyurl.com/fwfunuks

She looks like Dexter's sister.

Jay Leno called, he wants his chin back...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (gryET)

138 If only I haz spelled Life right...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM

I haz fixed speling for you.

Posted by: Internet cat memes at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

139
most true Karens are Wine Aunts, not Wine Moms

_________

"My career was more important."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (/U27+)

140 The only thing good about Brian Williams is that he somehow procreated a daughter who is somewhat bag-able.

Even then, all things considered, who's really the father?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 02:57 PM (s2VJv)
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Him, someone else who cucked him, it doesn't matter. I won't lie and say I'm some kind of guy who has luck with ladies, but I do have some standards. getting involved with a press family is unthinkable. I'd rather take a page out of the Afghan Handbook and screw a goat than get involved with a press whore's spawn. I know this isn't entirely fair, and the sins of the father are not the sins of the son, but there are some risks you just shouldn't take.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

141 "They lost which proves that they can still win whenever they want," is always a weird tact to take.

There is definitely reason for hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

Agreed it is an odd argument to make- and it is why you should always be aware of your own emotional state when critiquing your own arguments.

Still:

-we all agree there was a mountain of squirrely shit on Nov 3- which they got away with.

-how does that jibe with the outcome in Virginia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (csEWM)

142 100 Welp, Graeme Edge of the Moody Blues has died.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

Oh no. One of my favorite groups. RIP

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

143 Shep is presently to be found over at CNBC, screaming at interns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (TNYo7)

144 118 https://tinyurl.com/fwfunuks

She looks like Dexter's sister.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (csEWM)

That chin could kill a man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (guGkK)
***

But those eyes!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (axyOa)

145 most true Karens are Wine Aunts, not Wine Moms, who eschewed having children of their own but are fanatically insistent on instilling their warped values in other people's children.

There are way too many moms warping their kids, turning Chance and Brooklyn into Chelsea and Brandon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

146 stage whisper - black voters hate both of them!)

But 90% will still vote for them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (6mgCM)

147 There is definitely reason for hope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves

So, voting harder now = GAINZ?

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (WmGrA)

148 We met a great many wine moms trying to win school board seats. They know that things are bad. They are very angry about it. They by and large want COVID to end / go away as an issue.

But they are all locked into the social status game,

___

I had the same thing happen with my neighbors. Our city council woman (who unfortunately won a very close race) wants to build "moderate" income housing. My neighbor absolutely doesn't want that shit, and neither does anyone I have talked to about the issue. And yet my neighbor had a yard sign for this council woman. And I'm like bro, WTF, how does this work? And his response is yeah but she's a great person and she really cares about the community. And by great person he means she's a proud leftist who is not afraid to let her socialist freak flag fly.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (OalnH)

149 Oh the money he's made for being a lying dick.
Lying Dick is his Indian name.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (cD6tT)

150 2024 will be 100 times worse for them. I wouldn't be surprised if Beto or Bootyjudge ends up with the nomination. (stage whisper - black voters hate both of them!)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (trdmm)

We're here to give America what it really deserves!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams / Ibram X Kendi at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (HK8/E)

151 Hey, don't forget about me!
Posted by: Katie Couric

What self-respecting person would get a colonoscopy on live TV?

Wait one. . . .

I just answered my own question.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (mD/uy)

152 144 Shep is presently to be found over at CNBC, screaming at interns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (TNYo7)

who on earth watches these clowns...

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (hV9ir)

153 "Live is miserable under Biden. I can't get nearly as much wine as I used to, and I've developed such a tolerance to alcohol that I'm finding it impossible to get drunk after Tuesday. This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom

Except for "Biden" and "children," you've pretty much nailed my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (2JVJo)

154 142 Still:

-we all agree there was a mountain of squirrely shit on Nov 3- which they got away with.

-how does that jibe with the outcome in Virginia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (csEWM)

==========

They cheated, but because of VA law there was an upper limit to how much they could cheat. Also, the GOPe was actually interested in keeping the election at least moderately honest this time.

They were happy to step aside and let Trump lose in 2020. Will they do so again in 2024? We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

155 most true Karens are Wine Aunts, not Wine Moms

_________

"My career was more important."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
__

And they always have shit careers to show for it.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (usqGO)

156
Oh no. One of my favorite groups. RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (s2VJv)
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Well that's a shame. I saw them live a number of years ago and they were still amazing,

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (0IeYL)

157 Little Miss Williams isn't unattractive, but she'd have never gotten even that level of work without the nepot network. Just some girl trying to get into the biz and she'd be little more than the next Weinstein's ficus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

158
I tend to agree this was an election they just couldn't shove enough into the ballot boxes to make up for the real votes against them

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM

A huge number of counties decided not to post early results so as to not let the big counties know how many frauds they needed to generate. This needs to become standard operating procedure.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (dQvv7)

159 Left an "I Did That" Biden sticker on the gas pump when I filled up Wednesday.

Stopped today for smokes and out of curiosity looked to see if it was still up.

That's when I noticed that not only was it still up, but somebody else had placed one on another pump.

People are getting sick of this government policy based, self-inflicted poverty.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (YA914)

160 Of course this is the same guy who visited his daughter acting on the set of "Girls" on the day that she got her ass motorboated by some random actor dood. And claimed that he was proud of her.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM (n+4am)

She took it like a champ.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (a0yTY)

161 135 125 most true Karens are Wine Aunts, not Wine Moms, who eschewed having children of their own but are fanatically insistent on instilling their warped values in other people's children.
Posted by: ace at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (0G13K)

=========

Just like most leftists enter the education system in order to shape the future instead of having their own children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
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And nutjobs become therapists to try to figure out their own issues. Asking seriously: is there a name for this phenomenon?

Posted by: Green New Squealer at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (lNHqD)

162
old and busted: chainsaw bayonet
new hotness: Vienna sausage

Posted by: Hands at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (786Ro)

163 154 Except for "Biden" and "children," you've pretty much nailed my life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (2JVJo)

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48-ish days, my man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

164 You're more optimistic than I am. I don't think there's a Great Wine Mom Pivot in the works. They might agree with the sentiment here that everything is worse - but it won't change their behavior or beliefs. Their world view, whatever the modern version of the knitting circle, their entire identity is tied up in it. It may be worse, but you can be damn sure that it someone else's fault.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 02:56 PM

I thought I read on one of ace's Virginia election posts that some Democrat-voting wine moms were interviewed and asked why they voted against McAuliffe and they said it was over the school stuff and that he wasn't listening to them on it. I interpreted that to mean that they were fine with everything and had McAuliffe simply said some bullshit during the campaign to ease their worries, they would have gladly voted for him.

So yeah, I agree, I don't think there will be any kind of wine mom pivot. Abortion and "women's health" is too important to them.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (Do5/p)

165 damn sock

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (lNHqD)

166 Ajax update:

Doing well and seems to have gotten over the worst of the sedation (which was hilarious.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (csEWM)

167 I was thinking of news lies and I remembered the GM side saddle gas tank explosion story. Turned out that was Jane Pauley and Stone Phillips and not Brian Williams.

It's hard to keep all of the media's lies and liars straight.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 12, 2021 03:01 PM (a0yTY)

Diane Sawyer planting Food Lion "spoiled food".

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (g5I2H)

168
If only I has spelled Life right...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves

It still works. It captures the essence of the character.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (h+7ej)

169 159 A huge number of counties decided not to post early results so as to not let the big counties know how many frauds they needed to generate. This needs to become standard operating procedure.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (dQvv7)

==========

I like the idea of reporting happens in order of population, the biggest counties first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

170 I had a pleasant experience earlier this week. One of my kidlets had parent teacher conferences. The school is wine mom central. But....and this is the shocking part.... practically no masks on any of them. I told my wife ahead of time, I don't care how many looks I get I'm not wearing the fucking thing. And turns out nobody else was either.

A glimmer of hope.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (OalnH)

171 Shep is on MSNBC or some such Democrats Propaganda Ministry channel

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (2JoB8)

172 But 90% will still vote for them.

"By my count it was 130%!"
--precinct captain

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

173 And by great person he means she's a proud leftist who is not afraid to let her socialist freak flag fly.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (OalnH)
--

We had this too. The school superintendent is universally loathed (both left and right hate her). But the only body that can do anything about it is the board, and the board protects her because she protects them.

So, lets go replace the board members that are up! Let's send a message that they need to control the superintendent that everyone hates! Vote against the incumbents!

"Oh, I couldn't do that. They're nice"

Posted by: Revenant at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (cOGHc)

174 >>> 155 142 Still:
-we all agree there was a mountain of squirrely shit on Nov 3- which they got away with.
-how does that jibe with the outcome in Virginia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (csEWM)
==========
They cheated, but because of VA law there was an upper limit to how much they could cheat. Also, the GOPe was actually interested in keeping the election at least moderately honest this time.
They were happy to step aside and let Trump lose in 2020. Will they do so again in 2024? We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

Yes we can!

Posted by: GOPe at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (wqF6C)

175 their entire identity is tied up in it. It may be worse, but you can be damn sure that it someone else's fault.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

This is not only true, but it is fundamental for understanding most people. The conclusion is predetermined and their only interest in news, facts, reality, ... is to support that conclusion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (jcGxj)

176 stage whisper - black voters hate both of them!)

But 90% will still vote for them.

100% of those who didn't bother voting will definiately vote for them.

Posted by: Inner city (D) precinct captain with a book of ballot applications at November 12, 2021 03:07 PM (kOpft)

177 I like the idea of reporting happens in order of population, the biggest counties first.

I like the idea of no reporting whatsoever, until the next day, and all at once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2021 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

178 Still:

-we all agree there was a mountain of squirrely shit on Nov 3- which they got away with.

-how does that jibe with the outcome in Virginia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (csEWM)

Virginia is a special kind of squirrelly. In 2020, Trump lost by about 10 points to Biden which is about right for polling and how he performed v Hillary 4 years prior.

But a few seats in the House flipped after votes were..."found." And you know, each of those flips was from an R winner to a D winner. I know you are looking for your shocked face.

Soo...currently two seats that Rs won in VA House of Delegates race on Nov 3 are being challenged because there are votes to be found. Oh, and if those two seats flip to D, control of the chamber does, too. So keep your shocked face handy.

Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2021 03:07 PM (mbFEM)

179 A huge number of counties decided not to post early results so as to not let the big counties know how many frauds they needed to generate. This needs to become standard operating procedure.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (dQvv7)

This. My Dear Lord, this. PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS!

Stop trying to figure out what they are going to do to you and start worrying about what you are going to do to them.
-bastardized Grant quote

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 03:07 PM (csEWM)

180 I see Popeye Arm (I love this), the guy who got his bicep blown off by Kyle, was invited on to one of the morning "news" shows to lie and retract his statement he made under oath about pointing his gun at Kyle.

And he said Kyle "cried like a child" on the stand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2021 03:07 PM (ptqGC)

181 Williams departure leads me to conclude only one thing: he's guilty of some sort of faux pas with regards to some "person" of undetermined gender/race/aggrievement.

All it takes.

Something will come forward and claim they were on the receiving end of Williams' bigotry.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2021 03:07 PM (BFigT)

182 138 >118 https://tinyurl.com/fwfunuks

She looks like Dexter's sister.

Jay Leno called, he wants his chin back...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 12, 2021 03:02 PM (gryET)

Hey now...

Posted by: Bruce Campbell at November 12, 2021 03:07 PM (oHd/0)

183 I tend to agree this was an election they just couldn't shove enough into the ballot boxes to make up for the real votes against them

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2021 02:58 PM

A huge number of counties decided not to post early results so as to not let the big counties know how many frauds they needed to generate. This needs to become standard operating procedure.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus, Vaccine and Massage Parlor at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM

Someone here I believe postulated there ought to be a law that the largest counties need to post their election results first and then go with descending order by county by population for each election. That would most definitely keep the fraud down.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (bVYXr)

184 Diane Sawyer planting Food Lion "spoiled food".
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (g5I2H)

Sometimes you have to go all out to get the story, even if it means bringing your own rotten food.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (guGkK)

185 So, lets go replace the board members that are up! Let's send a message that they need to control the superintendent that everyone hates! Vote against the incumbents!

"Oh, I couldn't do that. They're nice"
Posted by: Revenant at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (cOGHc)

____

Kinda like I hate congress!! Well except my guy, who I will happily re-elect for the 17th time.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (OalnH)

186
I thought I read on one of ace's Virginia election posts that some Democrat-voting wine moms were interviewed and asked why they voted against McAuliffe and they said it was over the school stuff and that he wasn't listening to them on it.

I read some of the post election interviews with Youngkin voters - the top two items sited were the school stuff and clot shot mandates.

And amusingly one of the guys interviewed went into detail about how much he HATED Youngkin over things like abortion and gay rights...but if he didn't want to get the clot shot he had to vote for him.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (ESjRY)

187
elp, Graeme Edge of the Moody Blues has died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2021 02:59 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (DUIap)

188 I wonder what his real crime was. Maybe he fingered a net exec's son at a company function. Because if being a known, proven inveterate liar was a deal breaker, none of these people would have jobs.

This whole thing smelled like a Chinese corruption trial... Everyone in Chinese government (like ours) is corrupt to the bone. It's only when you piss off the Party, or they need a scapegoat, that you get charged for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (/KPLX)

189 185 Diane Sawyer planting Food Lion "spoiled food".
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 12, 2021 03:05 PM (g5I2H)

Sometimes you have to go all out to get the story, even if it means bringing your own rotten food.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (guGkK)

Exploding gas tanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:09 PM (s2VJv)

190 they called Trump the orange man but Brian Williams' tanning bed eye protectors left his eyelids snow white next to his orange face. he looked like the clown he is.

Posted by: x at November 12, 2021 03:09 PM (oA+QO)

191

"I will write my tribute on my 1972 IBM Selectric."

- - Dan Blather

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:09 PM (s2VJv)

192 137 109 18-1--
I think the episode that Brian watched was actually some guy shown literally cleaning his daughter's naked ass with his tongue.

He was asked about it and said it was fine.
Posted by: whig .

Which is code for furiously masturbating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 12, 2021 03:09 PM (KY22T)

193 "This is the end of a chapter and the beginning of another."

Chapter 2: How to Suck Your Own Dick Because You're a Sad, Mendacious Clown Who Stinks Like Failure, and Other Sad Mendacious Clowns, Wearing Joe Biden's Shart Encrusted Tighty Whities on Their Head Laugh at You

Have another drink, Brian, you f'n lush.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (VpIIl)

194 Mostly peaceful BLM protest actually burn down large swaths of cities, including black owned businesses, FBI does nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

195 193, I don't doubt it.

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (9hXN1)

196 Someone here I believe postulated there ought to be a law that the largest counties need to post their election results first and then go with descending order by county by population for each election. That would most definitely keep the fraud down.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2021 03:08 PM (bVYXr)
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It might. There's a better way. After a precinct counts their votes, they send a "ready to report results" message to the SoS system. After all precincts check in as ready, the SoS system sends a "report results" message. All precincts then post results to the SoS system. Any report that takes longer than five minutes to arrive is sequestered and the precinct is subjected to a mandatory full audit. But prior to full readiness, the results are not known outside the precinct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (DU+/6)

197 stage whisper - black voters hate both of them!)
But 90% will still vote for them.

Perhaps, I don't know. But it's definitely true that the percentage of Hispanics voting for Youngkin was much higher than the Dems expected or wanted. It would be amusing if the population they've been counting on, or at leaast a high percentage of them, decided, "nah, ese".

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (ZsR3z)

198 I like the idea of reporting happens in order of population, the biggest counties first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

Or better? Don't report ANY vote totals until everyone sends in their vote totals.

Posted by: Bruce Campbell at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (oHd/0)

199 Speaking of low IQ losers...

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (g5I2H)

200 Kurt's a shill for the FBI.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

201 I don't, went to do two things and stupidity drove through school let out, most kids walking away still wore their masks

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 12, 2021 03:11 PM (2JoB8)

202 I narrowly avoided being murdered and raped on January 6th
Brian Williams

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2021 03:11 PM (CYnTg)

203 ...and I said to Julius, I said, if you wanna get everyone's attention, you MUST cross the Rubicon. Cross the Rubicon! Cross the stream! And thats how I invented the Roman Empire.

---Brian

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 03:11 PM (h+7ej)

204 Graeme Edge of the Moody Blues has died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

just a drummer in a rock n roll band

Posted by: x at November 12, 2021 03:11 PM (oA+QO)

205 Oh no. One of my favorite groups. RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (s2VJv)
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Well that's a shame. I saw them live a number of years ago and they were still amazing,
Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2021 03:04 PM (0IeYL)

I liked them too... but it's not like Graeme is now a member of the 27 club, he was freakin' 80 years old.

As keeps being said, every rock and pop star you ever liked (and a lot you didn't) is going to die over the next 10 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:12 PM (trdmm)

206 202 Jane,
Kurt may be a glowie for all we know here to check up on us.

Raimondo is probably a CIA glowie.

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:12 PM (9hXN1)

207 Hey JJ, since you're here, did you ever find out if your book is being sold in meatspace?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

208 AMF!

Posted by: DaveA at November 12, 2021 03:12 PM (FhXTo)

209 I think the Dems will double down next year across the board. Nothing to lose. They'll take whatever happens and then go clean slate in '24. They'll find the most conservative dem they can and push him/her hard, the message being the usual claptrap about how they have heard the People and are responding.
All lies of course because that's what Marxists do.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2021 03:13 PM (axyOa)

210 Williams... claimed he witnessed a dead body floating outside his Ritz-Carlton hotel room

floating in mid-air !!!

Posted by: Hands at November 12, 2021 03:13 PM (786Ro)

211 They'll find the most conservative dem they can

_____

That's what they told us Biden was.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:13 PM (OalnH)

212 Kurt is willing to get his ass eaten for free

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (CYnTg)

213 So yeah, I agree, I don't think there will be any kind of wine mom pivot. Abortion and "women's health" is too important to them.
---
They want to be lied to, it's that simple.

Girl at their daughter's school gets raped by a "tranny" in the bathroom?
They will get angry at the school board-- not for the rape-- for not putting out a bulletin that the school is safe. "See? Our school is to safe, says so right here. "
Then they can go back to their true passion--hating conservatives who want to cut school funding.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (jIL4c)

214 209 Hey JJ, since you're here, did you ever find out if your book is being sold in meatspace?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

Actually I hadn't. I will assume only Amazon and direct from the publisher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (s2VJv)

215 So, tacos at Taco Bell are now $2.00 each. Last year they were $.99. Pre-Obama they were $.59.

Inflation is actually good!

People need to realize that inflation is a tax. The Brandon administration has paid for their Burnt Black Butter plan by stealing out of your savings. You are now further from retirement than you were 10 years ago.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (h1jJh)

216
Or better? Don't report ANY vote totals until everyone sends in their vote totals.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (oHd/0)
--

"Oops! We just found some extra votes after we sent in our totals. Our bad! We'll try harder next time"

-- Urban Blue Machine County

Posted by: Revenant at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (cOGHc)

217 As keeps being said, every rock and pop star you ever liked (and a lot you didn't) is going to die over the next 10 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:12 PM (trdmm)

___

Dude not all of us are 29, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (OalnH)

218 They'll find the most conservative dem they can and push him/her hard, the message being the usual claptrap about how they have heard the People and are responding.
All lies of course because that's what Marxists do.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2021 03:13 PM (axyOa)

Joe Manchin? LOL.

Just saw a piece where some of the progs in the House are starting to think maybe it wasn't such a good idea to keep calling Joe Manchin a RAYCISS!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (trdmm)

219 I am pretty sure that the Dem apparatus has already sent their consultants out to tell candidates to lie. Lie. LIE! Because they were saying the quiet parts out loud and people were hearing it.

Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2021 03:14 PM (mbFEM)

220 My wife works with a true Karen wine mom. Career more important than kids. Waited until she was 48 to have kids and husband was 53. All she talks about is having menopause and dealing with kids in puberty and how she is glad she is in New Jersey and not Texas anymore (our fair state has too much covid uncertainty). She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)

221 "Oops! We just found some extra votes after we sent in our totals. Our bad! We'll try harder next time"

-- Urban Blue Machine County

Park's closed. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (ZsR3z)

222 217 Regardless of the media gaslighting, over 50 percent of survey respondents just this week said inflation was a tax on the poor. (that also means that a majority realizes it is also a tax on them.)

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (9hXN1)

223 I'm available.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (8oLU3)

224 "Black Hawk Down meets Saving Private Ryan."

More like "Forest Gump Meets Another Round"

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

225 If I could wish for something I'd wish for the gift of language to be taken away from the media. It's a precious thing and they don't deserve it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (cD6tT)

226 Tom's going into a new media venture with Dan Rather.

Posted by: Caliban at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (HgGBT)

227 I like the idea of reporting happens in order of population, the biggest counties first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

i like the idea that all precincts report at 5 am the day following the election. no matter what. if you don't report, your results are discarded and your votes don't count.

this way, the morning news knows who won what.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (8D42x)

228 And nutjobs become therapists to try to figure out their own issues. Asking seriously: is there a name for this phenomenon?
Posted by: Green New Squealer at November 12, 2021

***
Navel-gazing?

Fingering one's own id?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (txdEq)

229 They'll find the most conservative dem they can and push him/her hard, the message being the usual claptrap about how they have heard the People and are responding.
---
National Review, September 2024 issue "The Conservative Case for [insert Democrat nominee]" has already been written.

Posted by: Lrrr at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (jIL4c)

230 My wife works with a true Karen wine mom. Career more important than kids. Waited until she was 48 to have kids and husband was 53. All she talks about is having menopause and dealing with kids in puberty and how she is glad she is in New Jersey and not Texas anymore (our fair state has too much covid uncertainty). She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)
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That sucks. She clearly needs to constantly reassure herself. With a bit of self-assessment, she might figure out why.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (DU+/6)

231 223 217 Regardless of the media gaslighting, over 50 percent of survey respondents just this week said inflation was a tax on the poor. (that also means that a majority realizes it is also a tax on them.)
Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (9hXN1)

___

Don't worry, poors, we have another 600 trillion dollar stimulus bill lined up.
- Dems

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (OalnH)

232 I'm available.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams

No, you're enormous. Not the same thing.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 03:17 PM (ZsR3z)

233 223 217 Regardless of the media gaslighting, over 50 percent of survey respondents just this week said inflation was a tax on the poor. (that also means that a majority realizes it is also a tax on them.)

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (9hXN1)

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Well, that just means that John Roberts will rule that inflation is A-freakin'-OK.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 12, 2021 03:17 PM (lNHqD)

234 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 03:16 PM (cD6tT)

exchange "Language" for "life" and I'm with ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:17 PM (trdmm)

235 The Republican victories in VA mean nothing if the legislature goes to the leftists. It has to if the Democrats want to put the brakes on anything Youngkin might be planning that would shine light on their misdeeds.

Enough votes will be "found" to turn however many races need to be turned.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2021 03:17 PM (BFigT)

236 193 Posted by: Kurt at November 12, 2021 03:09 PM (AMeSv)

Hey Kurt, as long as your on Soros' dime, why not ask him for a few hundred thousand so you can buy as many copies of my book as you can to burn them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:17 PM (s2VJv)

237 196 Mostly peaceful BLM protest actually burn down large swaths of cities, including black owned businesses, FBI does nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

This shows how racist the FBI is and why we need to shove even more CRT in the nation's schools. Vote for us 2024!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams / Ibram X Kendi at November 12, 2021 03:17 PM (HK8/E)

238 The day glow block baby fetish man has a license to lie...lie with extreme prejudice....and combined with an thousands of other lies to move us around like so many mice in the dullest of mazes to horror.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 12, 2021 03:18 PM (Cmpjp)

239 >>> 221 My wife works with a true Karen wine mom. Career more important than kids. Waited until she was 48 to have kids and husband was 53. All she talks about is having menopause and dealing with kids in puberty and how she is glad she is in New Jersey and not Texas anymore (our fair state has too much covid uncertainty). She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)

I haven't had any cow-orkers go off like this. Yet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 12, 2021 03:18 PM (wqF6C)

240 Who are the fucks who talk politics on work zoom calls? I work with tons of people from all walks of life, regions, age, etc. Which I assume means a lot of diverse political views. And nobody ever talks politics on Zoom/conference calls.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:18 PM (OalnH)

241 Well, that just means that John Roberts will rule that inflation is A-freakin'-OK.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

Its a tax. Oh! And no standing...
--John

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 03:18 PM (h+7ej)

242 221 My wife works with a true Karen wine mom. Career more important than kids. Waited until she was 48 to have kids and husband was 53. All she talks about is having menopause and dealing with kids in puberty and how she is glad she is in New Jersey and not Texas anymore (our fair state has too much covid uncertainty). She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)
----------------------

Those poor kids are gonna be 40 kinds of fucked up.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (lNHqD)

243 Got to make millions being a lying piece of shit. Good work if you can get it I suppose.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (II3Gr)

244 Still:

-we all agree there was a mountain of squirrely shit on Nov 3- which they got away with.

-how does that jibe with the outcome in Virginia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2021 03:03 PM (csEWM)

My tinfoil hat theory is that the Dems intentionally threw the race because McCauliffe couldn't keep his mouth shut about children being the property of the State and parents as interfering terrorists. I think they believe letting a Bush stooge like Youngkin squat in the governor's chair while they search for a silver-tongued matinee idol who will get the wine moms wet and keep their mouth shut on the Dems' foul ideas is a good trade.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (2JVJo)

245 She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words).

Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)

I can barely tolerate the Covid crap, but your friend lives in New Jersey and she thinks we have a competent state government?

How many times has she fallen on her head...because it is catastrophically incompetent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (Q9lwr)

246 >.She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)

New Jersey? Murphy is competent?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (gryET)

247 FBI is full of assholes, but they're not retarded like Kurt.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (OalnH)

248 His daughter have her butt motorboated lately?

Posted by: wth at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

249 I haven't had any cow-orkers go off like this. Yet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 12, 2021 03:18 PM (wqF6C)
+++
Ugh. I have one. Sort of. She doesn't exactly do this, but it's in the same vein. Always with how everyone needs to get the shot and all of her ailments and how unfair the world is to people like her and on and on and on. With uptalking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

250 247 >.She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)

New Jersey? Murphy is competent?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (gryET)

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He hates the right people. What else do you need?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

251 243
Those poor kids are gonna be 40 kinds of fucked up.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (lNHqD)

David Horowitz was as red of a red diaper baby as you can imagine. And yet he became a patriot. Not saying those kids will go the same route but anything is possible.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

252 250 I haven't had any cow-orkers go off like this. Yet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 12, 2021 03:18 PM (wqF6C)
+++
Ugh. I have one. Sort of. She doesn't exactly do this, but it's in the same vein. Always with how everyone needs to get the shot and all of her ailments and how unfair the world is to people like her and on and on and on. With uptalking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

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"Have you tried eating red meat and going to the gym?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

253 Ugh. I have one. Sort of. She doesn't exactly do this, but it's in the same vein. Always with how everyone needs to get the shot and all of her ailments and how unfair the world is to people like her and on and on and on. With uptalking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

*hands over a tire iron*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (II3Gr)

254 from the sidebar. I watched the proceedings today live. And the judge didn't roll over. The defense took a shit today. They did nothing at all to keep the provocation instruction out. They had the point won, but didn't fight when it was necessary.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at November 12, 2021 03:21 PM (Xqlct)

255 246 >.She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)

New Jersey? Murphy is competent?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (gryET)

New Jersey has a competent government. They are expert at stealing elections and tax money. None better.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:21 PM (s2VJv)

256 There is no such thing as a smash and grab carjacking. That is not a term.

There is smash and grab (robbery)

There is carjacking.

The overlap between those is zero.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (z9npv)

257 247 Xiden,
Look up the Feeb that launched the whole Whitmer kidnapping investigation and tell me he was not Kurt level intelligence.

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (9hXN1)

258 What I don't get is why people even participate in "are you vaccinated " conversations.

I walk away.

Done.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (CkXWT)

259 Ugh. I have one. Sort of. She doesn't exactly do this, but it's in the same vein. Always with how everyone needs to get the shot and all of her ailments and how unfair the world is to people like her and on and on and on. With uptalking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

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"Have you tried eating red meat and going to the gym?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

How about getting ahold of some white meat? IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (OCTRt)

260 Those poor kids are gonna be 40 kinds of fucked up.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 12, 2021 03:19 PM (lNHqD)

And her beleaguered husband will pay to send them away to Denver, to live their dream of running a combination artisanal cupcake bakery/podcasting studio in one of our 5000 art districts.

Once you live in a city full of these kids, you have little sympathy for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (/KPLX)

261 But I'm still perky, right?

Posted by: Katie Couric at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (8oLU3)

262 259 "Have you tried eating red meat and going to the gym?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

How about getting ahold of some white meat? IYKWIM.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (OCTRt)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

263 I think the Dems will double down next year across the board. Nothing to lose. They'll take whatever happens and then go clean slate in '24. They'll find the most conservative dem they can and push him/her hard, the message being the usual claptrap about how they have heard the People and are responding.
All lies of course because that's what Marxists do.
Posted by: Diogenes
__

Their base won't let them do that anymore.

It's funny, they got like 90% of what they wanted just playing the game like Bill Clinton did, but that wasn't enough.

They ned to rub the electorate's face in it.

Posted by: Blago at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (usqGO)

264 This fit blonde in tight athletic wear has no idea who Brian Williams is:
https://is.gd/AICNuD

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

265 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit. Zucker is allegedly staying, because you know, he's not the problem or something.

https://tinyurl.com/573p2ffm

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

266 Hot Air said Murphy was popular....

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (CYnTg)

267 Regarding the Rittenhouse trial, I think they will have to find him guilty. The Democrats and the blacks have invested far too much in the "BLM events are peaceful protests" lie to allow it to be exposed as such. Obviously, you don't need to shoot people at a "peaceful protest."

I feel sorry for the kid, he's the only one who tried to do the right thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (p+1gI)

268 Gov. Wolf of PA has effed around and now found out.

Legis. is making two constitutional amendments that limit the Govs power to make unilateral exos and such. They will be voted on and then will be on the ballot at some time. Wolf can't veto const. amendments.

And they're going after the private money in the election polling places. And removing certain powers from the Sec o State. (those can get vetoed by Wolf) Also making a bureau of Voting Audit that each country MUST submit their info to. So another move by Wolf has caused another move by the Legis.

This is how to govern GOP. The Houses are to be a counterweight to the Exec and not a rubber stamp or a place to send bribe money vis a vis dough for certain states if they vote the way the Pres. wants.

Frankly I'm surprised because the PA legis. is usually pretty quiet and doesn't do much. Guess the woke woke someone up.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 12, 2021 03:24 PM (+aavW)

269 This is causing me to see my children clearly for the first time in years, and I think I'm just going to commit suicide."
-Karen McWinemom
.......

Didn't I see you last week with your friends wearing masks on Kaanapali beach with thongs wedged up your gelatinous butts?

Posted by: wth at November 12, 2021 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

270 from the sidebar. I watched the proceedings today live. And the judge didn't roll over. The defense took a shit today. They did nothing at all to keep the provocation instruction out. They had the point won, but didn't fight when it was necessary.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at November 12, 2021 03:21 PM

One big thing everyone needs to remember is the prosecution and the defense are there in person and watching the Jury every second. We can't see that, but they can and the desperation of the prosecution leads me to believe the Jury is not buying their garbage.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2021 03:24 PM (bVYXr)

271 She is glad that there is a competent government in New Jersey (her words). I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.
Posted by: Mishdog

I think this is a good thing. Its not like we want the virus to spread. I tell my old lefty acquaintances that southern Indiana is a hellhole of freedom, family, and gun rights nuts. Best to stay in Milwaukee, to stay safe.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (h+7ej)

272 265 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit. Zucker is allegedly staying, because you know, he's not the problem or something.

https://tinyurl.com/573p2ffm
Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

They're going to merge with the Ghost of the Weekly World News.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (trdmm)

273 RE: Previous thread about the NASB and the DOJ - Obama's EPA, when they couldn't legally enact a new rule, would train environmentalist groups to sue the EPA over the subject and then settle so the rule would be enacted by the court instead.

This feels a lot like that. If the DOJ has a hit list and is getting outside groups to give them an excuse to investigate members of that hit list - it's bananna republic time.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (L9RH/)

274 268 Posted by: jakee308 at November 12, 2021 03:24 PM (+aavW)

All well and good, but the legislature should have never certified the electors and assigned them to Trump.

I will never forgive them for that cowardice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (s2VJv)

275 So how many HeShes did Brian let penetrate him during his sojourn to the Big Easy?

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (Y274z)

276 One big thing everyone needs to remember is the prosecution and the defense are there in person and watching the Jury every second. We can't see that, but they can and the desperation of the prosecution leads me to believe the Jury is not buying their garbage.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2021 03:24 PM (bVYXr)

True but jury not in the room today.

Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (mbFEM)

277 Even when local news reports the truth, it gets warped as it goes outward. Just heard an OMG report about how various Michigan schools were closing due to staff shortages. Sounds like all sorts of teachers and support staff got Covid.

Nope.

Closures due to adverse reactions to BOOSTER SHOTS. Saginaw Township schools closed Monday because so many faculty members came down with symptoms.

BTW I'm not getting the booster shot.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (fxCK2)

278 273 RE: Previous thread about the NASB and the DOJ - Obama's EPA, when they couldn't legally enact a new rule, would train environmentalist groups to sue the EPA over the subject and then settle so the rule would be enacted by the court instead.

This feels a lot like that. If the DOJ has a hit list and is getting outside groups to give them an excuse to investigate members of that hit list - it's bananna republic time.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (L9RH/)

It was Banana Republic time a year ago last week, if not before then. We're heading towards East Germany time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (s2VJv)

279 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit. Zucker is allegedly staying, because you know, he's not the problem or something.

I look forward to seeing Don Lemon at the off ramp holding his homemade "Will suck dick for food!" sign.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (Ywa+0)

280 Those poor kids are gonna be 40 kinds of fucked up.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

My cousin is this woman. Her two adult children are out living their bliss (failing miserably at everything) and are past child bearing years.

Cousin is dying for grandchildren and it just isn't going to happen. We explained to her why her chillins aren't going to have her grands (she asked us) and she just can't come to grips with the idea she messed up royally with the raising of her own.

She is now a pitiful creature alone with her cats. I should feel sorry.

I don't.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (mD/uy)

281 It was Banana Republic time a year ago last week, if not before then. We're heading towards East Germany time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (s2VJv)

Seems more like Bennetton or J. Crew.

Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (mbFEM)

282 BTW I'm not getting the booster shot.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (fxCK2)
++++
Oh yes you will. As soon as the CDC redefines "fully vaccinated" to include a booster, it will cascade out through our EOs and immediately become mandatory. Take your shot, plebe. We own your ass.

Posted by: The Biden Administration at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

283 279 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit. Zucker is allegedly staying, because you know, he's not the problem or something.

I look forward to seeing Don Lemon at the off ramp holding his homemade "Will suck dick for food!" sign.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (Ywa+0)

==========

"OMG! This is my shot!"
-Erick Erickson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

284 264 This fit blonde in tight athletic wear has no idea who Brian Williams is:
https://is.gd/AICNuD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

Normally I don't care for your description for the girl pics because many young women who are used to constant attention are 100% for the Borg.

But this particular caption is 100% right - she probably does have no idea who Brian Williams is, lol

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (HK8/E)

285 It was Banana Republic time a year ago last week, if not before then. We're heading towards East Germany time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (s2VJv)

...

It was nice when we at least still had bananas.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 12, 2021 03:28 PM (z9npv)

286 She is now a pitiful creature alone with her cats. I should feel sorry.

I don't.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (mD/uy)

I kinda feel sorry for the cats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 12, 2021 03:28 PM (UuD2k)

287 But I'm still perky, right?
Posted by: Katie Couric at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (8oLU3)

still doing the butt stuff?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 03:28 PM (8D42x)

288 Prophecy Roundtable: The "Me Generation" of the Last Days

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=OGReKu_Z9KY&t=69s

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 12, 2021 03:29 PM (pEF4Y)

289 But I'm still perky, right?
Posted by: Katie Couric at November 12, 2021 03:22 PM (8oLU3)
----
still doing the butt stuff?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 03:28 PM (8D42x)
++++
Nah. She only does that with a national TV audience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:29 PM (DU+/6)

290
They're going to merge with the Ghost of the Weekly World News.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (trdmm)

Reliable Sources with Batboy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2021 03:29 PM (n+4am)

291 #267
Rittenhouse wasn't the only one there with a firearm to protect themselves.

After Rittenhouse acted the rest of the thugs moved on.

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2021 03:29 PM (Y274z)

292 276 One big thing everyone needs to remember is the prosecution and the defense are there in person and watching the Jury every second. We can't see that, but they can and the desperation of the prosecution leads me to believe the Jury is not buying their garbage.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2021 03:24 PM (bVYXr)

True but jury not in the room today.
Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (mbFEM)

I think the Judge had to allow some kind of instruction on the provocation issue, because as a matter of law Provocation is one of the only things that can defeat an otherwise valid claim of self defense. And whether or not there was Provocation is an issue of fact to be decided by a Jury, not a Judge.

Judges decide issues of Law, Juries decide issues of Fact. at least that's the Theory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:30 PM (trdmm)

293 265 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit. Zucker is allegedly staying, because you know, he's not the problem or something.

https://tinyurl.com/573p2ffm
Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

Means they'll need new hosts!

*Makes "call me" gesture for 50th time today*

Posted by: Erik Erikson at November 12, 2021 03:30 PM (Ojki1)

294 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit. Zucker is allegedly staying, because you know, he's not the problem or something.

The quotes in the article are surreal.

At one point, he asked whether Zaslav, who helped create MSNBC when he worked at NBC in a prior career chapter, thought Fox News did "a good job" as a news organization.

"I think Fox News is much more of an advocacy network than a news network," Zaslav said.

As opposed to MSNBC, which is just a clown circus.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

295 It was Banana Republic time a year ago last week, if not before then. We're heading towards East Germany time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (s2VJv)

A Stollen Republic then.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 12, 2021 03:30 PM (L9RH/)

296 Seattle publik skools also have labor shortages.

I LOLGF at news like this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:30 PM (OalnH)

297 Maybe Don Lemon was on Brian's six?

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2021 03:31 PM (Y274z)

298 284 264 This fit blonde in tight athletic wear has no idea who Brian Williams is:
https://is.gd/AICNuD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

I'd stand behind her in booty class.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 03:31 PM (RZFkB)

299 265 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit.
.........

HOMOPHOBES

Posted by: wth at November 12, 2021 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

300 If they really want to shake things up in the new corporate structure, CNN should fire everyone and just hire models and actresses to read the teleprompter. It will be far cheaper and might entice over some viewers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:31 PM (DU+/6)

301 "I think Fox News is much more of an advocacy network than a news network," Zaslav said.

As opposed to MSNBC, which is just a clown circus.
Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 03:30 PM (ZsR3z)

Give the man credit for knowing how to mouth what his Superiors want him to say.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:31 PM (trdmm)

302 In this corner we have Electronic Hillbillies. In this corner we have the SoiGlowies With Nukes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 12, 2021 03:31 PM (Cmpjp)

303 I must hear thst crap 3 or 4 times a week from zoom calls.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 12, 2021 03:15 PM (/VWLE)

I haven't had any cow-orkers go off like this. Yet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 12, 2021 03:18 PM (wqF6C)

***
Unless it is a private conversation, how the bell does anyone get away with even talking like this in the workplace? Every place I ever worked, they'd be told to shut the hell up.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2021 03:32 PM (axyOa)

304 If they really want to shake things up in the new corporate structure, CNN should fire everyone and just hire models and actresses to read the teleprompter. It will be far cheaper and might entice over some viewers.

Choo want me to turn left?

Posted by: Yanet Garcia at November 12, 2021 03:32 PM (ZsR3z)

305 Oh yes you will. As soon as the CDC redefines "fully vaccinated" to include a booster, it will cascade out through our EOs and immediately become mandatory. Take your shot, plebe. We own your ass.
Posted by: The Biden Administration at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

Totally not related to a book I wrote, cause I said mark, not mask or shot.

Posted by: St. John at November 12, 2021 03:32 PM (Ojki1)

306 We are all Rittenhouse, whether we want to be or not.

Posted by: Oldstoke at November 12, 2021 03:32 PM (sb+Cg)

307 Is it too much to ask that lying liar, Brian Williams, be replaced by a lying liar with nice boobs?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (7ZMWZ)

308 Zoom software: I see you're trying to join a meeting. Please wait six minutes for this mandatory update to download, install, and relaunch.

How is this enterprise software?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

309 would train environmentalist groups to sue the EPA over the subject and then settle so the rule would be enacted by the court instead.

This sort of stuff goes on all the time, at the national, state, and local level.

The ACLU engaging in "settlement negotiations" with the Biden Administration to give illegals half a million each is just the most egregious example.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (I2/tG)

310 Off topic but I'm feeling rebellious enough to grow out my sparse hair into a mullet and getting a pair of ridiculous leather pants.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (RZFkB)

311 295 It was Banana Republic time a year ago last week, if not before then. We're heading towards East Germany time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:26 PM (s2VJv)
************
Ich available to command your Stasi, du running dog Amerikanskis.

Posted by: Frau Merkel at November 12, 2021 03:34 PM (Y274z)

312 307 Is it too much to ask that lying liar, Brian Williams, be replaced by a lying liar with nice boobs?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (7ZMWZ)

I already have a job.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at November 12, 2021 03:34 PM (Ojki1)

313 Choo want me to turn left?
Posted by: Yanet Garcia at November 12, 2021 03:32 PM

Bunk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2021 03:34 PM (dkvcO)

314 >>> I look forward to seeing Don Lemon at the off ramp holding his homemade "Will suck dick for food!" sign.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (Ywa+0)

You'd think at some level he wouldn't even need the food.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 12, 2021 03:34 PM (l4HL2)

315 310 Off topic but I'm feeling rebellious enough to grow out my sparse hair into a mullet and getting a pair of ridiculous leather pants.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (RZFkB)

You Go, Joe Dirt!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2021 03:34 PM (trdmm)

316 OK, the comments here are better then the CNN Article itself...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:34 PM (VpIIl)

317 Soviet times are bestus times.

Posted by: Frau Merkel at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (Y274z)

318 308 Zoom software: I see you're trying to join a meeting. Please wait six minutes for this mandatory update to download, install, and relaunch.

How is this enterprise software?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

___

Still 1000000000% better than the Microsoft alternative.

Google Meet is the best by far, as much as I hate to praise that evil company.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (OalnH)

319 OT: Tulsi slams Dems for their treatment of the Rittenhouse case.

https://tinyurl.com/572w68cd

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (ZsR3z)

320 This fit blonde in tight athletic wear has no idea who Brian Williams is:
https://is.gd/AICNuD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

You could bounce an Eisenhower silver dollar off that butt.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (2JVJo)

321 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2021 03:25 PM (s2VJv)

I don't believe there's too many states that showed any sense during the 2020 election.

I don't know how it works but they may not have had the either the info or the evidence to counter a certification. That's not all on the entire legislators as the ones who knew something was up were in a minority. The rest still had blinders on as this state had always tended to believe the Dems wouldn't go that far. Stupid thinking but you find that a lot out in the rural where they still have the same perceptions that things are still like they were decades ago. We know they're not and I think a lot of legislators learned the hard way that they're not and the Dems are not to be trusted.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (+aavW)

322 We're heading towards East Germany time.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Zombie Iron Felix Dzerzhinsky! at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (I2/tG)

323 So what government role with Brian Williams be taking over now?

Or does he retire with Fuck You money?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (XvPQV)

324 I look forward to seeing Don Lemon at the off ramp holding his homemade "Will suck dick for food!" sign.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (Ywa+0)

___

These fuckers make $5-10M a year. I think they'll be OK even if they're fired.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (OalnH)

325 " Zoom software: I see you're trying to join a meeting. Please wait six minutes for this mandatory update to download, install, and relaunch.

How is this enterprise software?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6) "

It's not. You should try the .gov version. It's even shittier.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

326 323 So what government role with Brian Williams be taking over now?

Or does he retire with Fuck You money?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (XvPQV)

=========

"Dad...seriously...gross."
-Williams Fille

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

327 Brian Williams: TV celebrity, husband and father.

https://is.gd/hI3C1P

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (WzJXd)

328 WTF did that old frail social status cuck of a Judge do? Frickin Weak Boomers... it's all about social status for them. They have destroyed everything for younger generations at the alter of Moloch for the sake of Social Status.

The old and weak need to be reminded that they live because the young and strong allow them to. Daily Reminders... To their frickin pinched ghey Bill Mitchell Basic Plastic Bitch Faces.
Period.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (L3inY)

329 One big thing everyone needs to remember is the prosecution and the defense are there in person and watching the Jury every second. We can't see that, but they can and the desperation of the prosecution leads me to believe the Jury is not buying their garbage.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2021 03:24 PM (bVYXr)

A very valid point. Thanks for pulling me off the ledge. But that was not a good showing for the defense today. That crappy picture should have never been allowed into the proceedings

Posted by: No Name Nobody at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (Xqlct)

330 Has anybody noticed the story about Gavin Newsome disappearing for 2 weeks, because he had a bad reaction to the Moderna shot?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (txdEq)

331 "I look forward to seeing Don Lemon at the off ramp holding his homemade "Will suck dick for food!" sign.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM (Ywa+0)

___

These fuckers make $5-10M a year. I think they'll be OK even if they're fired.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (OalnH) "

I dunno. That's, like, production line dick-sucking to make up that paycheck.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (VpIIl)

332 'kin 'ell

just got off the phone with the car place. 770 for new plugs and coils for a jetta....

fml

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (8D42x)

333 292 Tom Servo
I agree. I think that the defense is using that as another hook for appeal if necessary. Judge does not want a mistrial over instructions to the jury and more or less said that the jury should make the major decisions in case.

On successful appeals of cases, instructions to the jury that the appellate court finds faulty is a large percentage of trial judge errors that result in a new trial.

Posted by: whig at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (9hXN1)

334 Whoa. Reports of a major shakeup at CNN with lot's of on-air talent being sacrificed on the burn pit. Zucker is allegedly staying, because you know, he's not the problem or something.
Posted by: Marcus

Dear Jeff

I heard with great sadness what has befallen your super network! Maybe watching this video (attached ) of my greatest hot takes will cheer you up! Bonus, I've updated it and now it's better than ever! As long as you're looking for new talent.

Your best friend forevs,

Erick Erickson

Posted by: Erick at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (786Ro)

335 So what government role with Brian Williams be taking over now?

Or does he retire with Fuck You money?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (XvPQV)

=========

"Dad...seriously...gross."
-Williams Fille
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

I don't get it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (XvPQV)

336 You just know there will be some really bitter people let go at CNN who will write a book, jump to another network to badmouth and/or gossip about the goings on at Clown News Network.

Hope enough to them are embittered enough to add gasoline to that dumpster fire.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (BFigT)

337 I see Popeye Arm (I love this), the guy who got his bicep blown off by Kyle, was invited on to one of the morning "news" shows to lie and retract his statement he made under oath about pointing his gun at Kyle.

And he said Kyle "cried like a child" on the stand.
=====

Kyle should be punished for failing to rid the world of this filth.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 12, 2021 03:38 PM (IytoW)

338 Can the prosecution appeal a not guilty verdict? I thought only defence could appeal a guilty verdict.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:38 PM (OalnH)

339
If they really want to shake things up in the new corporate structure, CNN should fire everyone and just hire models and actresses to read the teleprompter. It will be far cheaper and might entice over some viewers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2021 03:31 PM (DU+/6)

Hi there.

Posted by: Andrea Thompson at November 12, 2021 03:38 PM (n+4am)

340 The White House wants Veterans Affairs to adjust how they review disability claims. This review targets burn pit exposure. One goal is to increase the numbers of those who would qualify for burn pit-related compensation. The initiative also looks at including a trend of veteran burn pit exposure-related claims, along with scientific studies, to justify related compensation awards.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=119464

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at November 12, 2021 03:38 PM (pEF4Y)

341 Brian, what is the frequency?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2021 03:39 PM (EZebt)

342 Noodus BLM-iana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 12, 2021 03:39 PM (txdEq)

343 335 "Dad...seriously...gross."
-Williams Fille
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, the hero Gotham deserves at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

I don't get it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at November 12, 2021 03:37 PM (XvPQV)

==========

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE WERE REFERENCES UP ABOVE TO BRIAN WILLIAMS MASTURBATING TO HIS DAUGHTER'S ANAL TONGUEBATH SCENE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 12, 2021 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

344 just got off the phone with the car place. 770 for new plugs and coils for a jetta....

____

Man that's cheap!!
- BMW owners

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:39 PM (OalnH)

345 These fuckers make $5-10M a year. I think they'll be OK even if they're fired.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at November 12, 2021 03:35 PM (OalnH)

We make a lot, but we spend a lot.
-Patrick Ewing

I got to feed my family (on turning down $21 mill offer)
-Latrell Spreewell

Posted by: Bete at November 12, 2021 03:39 PM (Ojki1)

346 Off topic but I'm feeling rebellious enough to grow out my sparse hair into a mullet and getting a pair of ridiculous leather pants.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at November 12, 2021 03:33 PM (RZFkB)

make sure it's a good hockey mullet worthy of Barry's hall of fame and go for it...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 03:39 PM (8D42x)

347 Choo want me to turn left?
Posted by: Yanet Garcia at November 12, 2021 03:32 PM

Bunk.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2021 03:34 PM (dkvcO)

holy....

you WANT to picture search her...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at November 12, 2021 03:40 PM (8D42x)

348 We own your ass.
Posted by: The Biden Administration at November 12, 2021 03:27 PM

You broke it, you bought it?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 12, 2021 03:41 PM (fxCK2)

349 Brian Williams: TV celebrity, husband and father.

https://is.gd/hI3C1P

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2021 03:36 PM (WzJXd)
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"No animals were harmed during the filming." - Brian Williams

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350 >>> The White House wants Veterans Affairs to adjust how they review disability claims. This review targets burn pit exposure. One goal is to increase the numbers of those who would qualify for burn pit-related compensation. The initiative also looks at including a trend of veteran burn pit exposure-related claims, along with scientific studies, to justify related compensation awards.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=119464
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I see an increase of burn pits in our future.

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351 338 Xiden, the prosecution can appeal as a fatal trial error if a jury instruction that is faulty legally under prior WI caselaw and statute is given to the jury.

There is the possibility of an interlocutory appeal (trial stops until appellate court makes decision--that happened in MN Chauvin case I believe on the third degree murder charge) but that depends on the state and judicial attitude of the appellate courts. So, unless WI has some statute, constitutional provision, or caselaw to the contrary, the prosecution could appeal the instruction which would overturn the verdict.

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352 HRH Murphy promised more draconian Covid rules if he won.
So wait for them.

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353 Kyle should be punished for failing to rid the world of this filth.

A Foreign Legionaire went nuts at a isolated fort in Algeria back in colonial days, and took a shot at an officer doing an inspection of the assembled troops, and missed.

He was court-martialed for missing a stationary target at a range of less than 10 meters.

A little Legion humor there...

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354 You could bounce an Eisenhower silver dollar off that butt.
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355 351

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357 Williams will announce he has completed his change surgery and is now a man, almost.

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