Mystery Critter Cafe

This happy boy, Liam, has a special reason to be happy today -- he just got adopted!

HOSE!HOSE! OMG! HOSE! LEMME HAVE SOME OF THAT!

Playing patty-cake with a panther.

Cat likes the kneading part of the home cooking lessons.

Apple Air Duel.

Memories of summer.

But winter is coming.

Inman: Playing a practical joke on mom for TikTok likes probably isn't worth the grounding that's on the way.

Chubby redheaded kid shows some fightiness his opponents probably weren't expecting.

Alyssa Milano proves that she's a very natural actress -- her natural acting is just as garbage as the shit she puts up on the screen.

Six soyboys vs. one man. The soyboys are outnumbered.

Puppy found a way to play with kitten..🐶🐈😍 pic.twitter.com/48L9c700BL
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 4, 2021

Watch the cat.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/p9GSiDsgIE
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 4, 2021

Precision.. 👌 pic.twitter.com/D81mNUvMyM
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 5, 2021

Okay. Sound up.

What is this Mystery Critter?

Nom nom nom..

Sound on.. pic.twitter.com/YbL5rQJeoc
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 4, 2021

Answer.

Posted by: Ace at 07:34 PM

Comments

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1 Yay!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:34 PM (wAnMi)

2 Strange critter down there.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:35 PM (wAnMi)

3 Noodled. Egg noodles. Butter. Mmmmm.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:35 PM (wAnMi)

4 Hey Ace, the skankathon went 404 for me.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 06:36 PM (Mlkm4)

5 Happy Dog!!! Now to the rest.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:36 PM (jvt6t)

6 Good evening everyone!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:37 PM (mD/uy)

7 The mystery critter in the first pic is a dog.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:38 PM (kTF2Z)

8 I can still bench press 3 soibois.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:38 PM (aYc1M)

9 Love that doggie trailing the stringy thing for the cat. Like catfishing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 Yeah, my mother, who was a good 12" shorter and 100lb lighter than I am would have beat the living shit outta me for smacking her in the face with shaving cream or whipped cream or whatever it was.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:40 PM (wAnMi)

11 All Hail Eris, what's cookin?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:40 PM (aYc1M)

12 Last has me puzzled

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 06:41 PM (2JoB8)

13 The nom nom is obviously a marsupial, but looks like a cross between a kangaroo and a koala. Never seen one before. Just glad things with claws like that eat eucalyptus.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:41 PM (wAnMi)

14 The drought of bats continues. Sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2021 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

15 Tree Kangaroo. Ok. That's cheating.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:42 PM (wAnMi)

16 11 All Hail Eris, what's cookin?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:40 PM (aYc1M)
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Rendang chicken curry. Mmm.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 The guy with the panther has a functioning sense of self-preservation. Not well functioning but it's there.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (Mlkm4)

18 Ha, ha. I'm currently watching the Married With Children where Buck has to get fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (UHVv4)

19 Duncanthrax, the pecan butter is phenomenal!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (aYc1M)

20 Wow. Falcons are magnificent birds.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (jvt6t)

21 The drought of bats continues. Sad.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2021 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

I think he depleted YT of bat videos. Which is commendable, I mean outsourced to China even.

I still think we need spiders, flying spiders or just the run of the mill garden variety cat eating/face hugging spiders.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:44 PM (wAnMi)

22 Was that mother who got pied an Italian mama? If so, that kid will be smacked back to the stone age.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

23 Did you ever consider that for a dog, every day is kind of like Groundhog Day? No yesterday, no tomorrow, just today with some slight variations.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

24 Duncanthrax, the pecan butter is phenomenal!
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (aYc1M)

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Does this mean the chair is against the wall?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:44 PM (kTF2Z)

25 Made a beef stew tonight that was a standard beef stew / beef bourguignon hybrid. I used an entire bottle of burgundy to marinate it overnight. It was the best stew I've ever made, and I've been making them for 35 years. Yum.

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2021 06:45 PM (ZsR3z)

26 Yes, Brown Sugar is about slavery. However, in the 50 years it has been out it hasn't caused any slavery comeback.

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And what of Colin Kaepernick?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:45 PM (d9FiS)

27 21 The drought of bats continues. Sad.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2021 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

no, not sad. just good judgement !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 06:45 PM (V13WU)

28 pep, I am learning that meat left in alcohol for days just keeps getting better.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:46 PM (aYc1M)

29 @14

I think it's more properly a "dearth" of bats.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:47 PM (AwPyG)

30 Pickled hobo?

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

31 Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:44 PM (kTF2Z)

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:47 PM (jvt6t)

32 Wow. Falcons are magnificent birds.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (jvt6t)

Back when I was a kid, keeping hawks and falcons was extremely popular. Had many family friends with hawks and/or falcons. I really loved watching them when they'd take them out for hunts, as there was no shortage of rabbits and ground squirrels in the area. Not sure what would be involved these days to do it in CA, if it's even still possible. We really just should have started shooting people moving into the state in the 70's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (wAnMi)

33 I still think we need spiders, flying spiders or just the run of the mill garden variety cat eating/face hugging spiders.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:44 PM (wAnMi)

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If there are true flying spiders out there, I'm gonna figure out a way to set the world on fire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (kTF2Z)

34 Was that mother who got pied an Italian mama? If so, that kid will be smacked back to the stone age.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

If Mamma is screaming at you, you're reasonably safe. If she has gone silent, not a f*cking word silent, your culo isn't going to be worth a broken wooden spoon pretty damn soon.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (mD/uy)

35 The guy with the panther has a functioning sense of self-preservation. Not well functioning but it's there.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM (Mlkm4)

Even the teeniest smol cat hates the "cover the paw" move.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (eoQWY)

36 What is this Mystery Critter?
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Dinner!!!

Posted by: chairman xi at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (UHVv4)

37 pep, I am learning that meat left in alcohol for days just keeps getting better.

One recipe warned to use pinot noir, since a heavy red would dominate the meat flavor. That was not my experience.

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2021 06:49 PM (ZsR3z)

38 Pickled hobo?
Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

The nice thing is, most of them already come pre-marinated, greatly reducing the time required.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:49 PM (wAnMi)

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2021 06:49 PM (ZsR3z)

40 *grabs bugout bag in preparation for trip to the barrel*

Posted by: pep at November 05, 2021 06:49 PM (ZsR3z)

41 Tree Kangaroo

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

42 I am learning that meat left in alcohol for days just keeps getting better.
Posted by: Ben Had

T-t-true

Posted by: Miklos-Foster Brooks at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (QzkSJ)

43 Watched a good movie recorded from TCM today, "Major Dundee" starring Charlton Heston, Richard Harris, and James Coburn. The Hess plays a Union officer in charge of a POW camp who wants to chase down Apache raiders who burned down an encampment of settlers and wiped out almost an entire unit. He's shorthanded and needs assistance from Confederate volunteers, frontiersmen, and lowlifes to go into Mexico to get them.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

44 Yippe for Liam!
I am so close to getting another dog. Lost my Golden in March. I have gone to meet 3 but it just never felt right. Currently have my eye on this one. I may email and see if I can meet her Sunday

https://tinyurl.com/nytzj5c

Posted by: Molly k. at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (Qj/G4)

45 They have found spiders at 16,000 feet. I'm pretty sure they can fly.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (Tnijr)

46 If there are true flying spiders out there, I'm gonna figure out a way to set the world on fire.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (kTF2Z)

Fauci is probably working on that right now. The hard part is figuring out how to use them as vectors for diseases.

Besides rabies.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

47 It looks like the Summer duck and goose are eating parasites off of the sunglassed puppehs like pilot-fish at work. [I think it was pilot-fish, at least.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (UHVv4)

48 What movie is this from?

There's something similar said in Lucky Number Slevin, but I'm not sure that was the line.

Posted by: Methos at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (kOpft)

49 Mystery critter is a kind of weasel.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 05, 2021 06:51 PM (AiZBA)

50 We really just should have started shooting people moving into the state in the 70's.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (wAnMi)

Far too many states and localities made that same almost irreversible mistake!

Posted by: Conor at November 05, 2021 06:51 PM (hOUT3)

51 Wow. Falcons are magnificent birds.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

Except in New Jersey, where they are magnificent boids.

Posted by: Miklos, with best Bugs Bunny voice at November 05, 2021 06:52 PM (QzkSJ)

52 Here is Ashley Biden's diary:
https://is.gd/0CFEaW

This is the page it's linked from:
https://is.gd/AQ2VcG

FenelonSpoke put me on the trail with this:
16 And we've all seen, I'm sure, this creepy picture with Joe-and is that Ashley or some other girl?

https://tinyurl.com/8cuu2343

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 06:52 PM (pJade)

53 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 06:52 PM (M3Z2J)

54 I'd say the mystery critter was Tom Nichols, except that it's eating a vegetable instead of a jumbo chocolate donut.

Posted by: Paco at November 05, 2021 06:53 PM (1Jm+u)

55 "Posted by: Miklos-Foster Brooks "

I saw an Adam 12 the other day and the boys pulled over Foster Brooks. He was driving around smoking a joint.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

56 50
Shut up Conor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 06:53 PM (hOUT3)

57 Looks cute, Molly! Hope it works out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 06:54 PM (5HBd1)

58 Is Zod Imperial merely a global concern or is it a galaxy-spanning terror machine?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

59 I think there are spiders who use their webs like spinnakers and sail around the countryside. Oklahoma, maybe?

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:54 PM (AwPyG)

60 Steve Inman is a national treasure.

I'm sure twatter has had monday morning meetings trying to figure out how to kick him off for doing absolutely nothing other than offending their sensibilities.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:54 PM (wAnMi)

61 Watched a good movie recorded from TCM today, "Major Dundee" starring Charlton Heston, Richard Harris, and James Coburn.

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I loved that movie as a kid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM (d9FiS)

62 Cat is wishing the baby goat would behave with more decorum

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM (AwPyG)

63 Where you from?

Massachu......

*BLAM!*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM (42a9a)

64 Duncanthrax, the pecan butter is phenomenal!
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:43 PM

We are so glad you like it! The new pecan crop should be coming in in the next few weeks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

65 Big news, Ace -- per Crazy Days and Nights, anal bleaching is making a comeback!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

66 Rabid flying spiders? I'm out of here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM (kTF2Z)

67 Nowhere is safe. Spiderlings are known to survive without food while travelling in air currents of jet streams for 25 days or longer.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM (Tnijr)

68 Hrothgar, hugs to you and Conor.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM (aYc1M)

69 I think that's a plot that never fails: gather up unlikely allies, and go storm the castle

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM (AwPyG)

70 >>I think there are spiders who use their webs like spinnakers and sail around the countryside. Oklahoma, maybe?

Australia, definitely. Because of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

71 The Dirty Dozen, comes to mind.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM (AwPyG)

72 We really just should have started shooting people moving into the state in the 70's.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (wAnMi)

Let's face it. If the Reds had just shouted YOLO and incinerated all of us in '75, it probably would have been for the best. Go out at the top of your game. Now we're the nation-state version of old, fat dopehead Elvis, lying dead on the floor with his ass hanging out and a fried banana sandwich dump floating in the john.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (/KPLX)

73 Are there Shrubbery Kangaroos?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (WD9ZA)

74 The Princess Bride, of course. That was a real castle.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (AwPyG)

75 I think there are spiders who use their webs like spinnakers and sail around the countryside. Oklahoma, maybe?
Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:54 PM (AwPyG)

Yes, that's how they do it - send off huge long webs that the wind picks up. What's scarier is they know how to do this.

https://youtu.be/wnV4f2oXKUs

NOPE! Warning.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (wAnMi)

76 Where you from?

Massachu......

*BLAM!*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM (42a9a)

Per chance you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (hOUT3)

77 Big news, Ace -- per Crazy Days and Nights, anal bleaching is making a comeback!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

MY BUTT'S BEEN WHITED!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (AiZBA)

78 Remember Mr. D'oh finding thousands of spiders in his car?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (aYc1M)

79 I think that's a plot that never fails: gather up unlikely allies, and go storm the castle
Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:56 PM

Sadly, it didn't play out that way for us; in fact, quite the opposite.

Posted by: Sisters Zoot and Dingo at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

80 Independence Day. Star Wars (the original movie.)

Always a crowd pleaser

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (AwPyG)

81 Neighbor just asked why I was setting fire to the neighborhood. I clued him in on the rabid flying spiders. He's helping now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)

82 A 2018 experiment confirmed that electric fields provide enough force to lift spiders in the air. The Earth's static electric field may also provide lift in windless conditions.

Posted by: f'd's True Facts at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (Tnijr)

83 Let's face it. If the Reds had just shouted YOLO and incinerated all of us in '75, it probably would have been for the best. Go out at the top of your game. Now we're the nation-state version of old, fat dopehead Elvis, lying dead on the floor with his ass hanging out and a fried banana sandwich dump floating in the john.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (/KPLX)

This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (42a9a)

84 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (/KPLX)

Poetry.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 06:59 PM (wAnMi)

85 That's the sort of diary you have to do in rehab. (No, I've never needed rehab, but know folks that went through it.)

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 06:59 PM (5HBd1)

86 We really just should have started shooting people moving into the state in the 70's.
Posted by: clutch cargo
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A friend from Connecticut tells me that, at one time, it was legal to shoot anyone crossing the border from Rhode Island.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2021 06:59 PM (bk3Sg)

87 "Where Eagles Dare."

Beer. Popcorn. Fireplace. Dogs. Leftover pot roast.

Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 07:00 PM (M3Z2J)

88 Last weekend I watched Korda's The Four Feathers; and The Dambusters.

I was happy to see that the Dambusters was an original British print without the dog's name censored as it's part of the history and the story.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)

89 Disney Fires Emilio Estevez From Mighty Ducks For Not Getting Vaccinated

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Well, I know those Sheen kids would never touch drugs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 07:01 PM (d9FiS)

90 Did we ever find out why JJ was letting twitter have it with both barrels?

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:01 PM (AwPyG)

91 >>A friend from Connecticut tells me that, at one time, it was legal to shoot anyone crossing the border from Rhode Island.

We aren't too wild about them either.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

92 The Wild Bunch is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 07:02 PM (jvt6t)

93 JJ couldn't get connected for that interview. The moderator mentioned something about a problem with the link he sent JJ. They didn't get it worked out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 07:02 PM (5HBd1)

94 Last weekend I watched Korda's The Four Feathers; and The Dambusters.

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Peter Jackson was going to remake Dambusters but I guess he got sidetracked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 07:03 PM (d9FiS)

95 >A friend from Connecticut tells me that, at one time, it was legal to shoot anyone crossing the border from Rhode Island.

We aren't too wild about them either.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

You should invade.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2021 07:03 PM (42a9a)

96 Poor JJ! Technical difficulties

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

97 Haven't see Dambusters in a long time

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 07:03 PM (2JoB8)

98 Big news, Ace -- per Crazy Days and Nights, anal bleaching is making a comeback!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:55 PM

The more, the merrier!

Posted by: Chaps-only wearers at November 05, 2021 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

99 Adult female spiders of several Stegodyphus species weighing more than 10 lbs and with a body size of up to 14 inches have been observed ballooning using rising thermals on hot days without wind. These spiders use tens to hundreds of silk strands, which form a triangular sheet with a length and width of about 1 metre (39 in).

Posted by: f'd's True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

100 Neighbor just asked why I was setting fire to the neighborhood. I clued him in on the rabid flying spiders. He's helping now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Jeez. Just jeez.
Why I come here.

Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2021 07:04 PM (Foq6I)

101 @99

That is the stuff of nightmares

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:04 PM (AwPyG)

102 Anal bleaching is whiteface for assholes. It's some kind of white supremacist demonstration. FBI should look into it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2021 07:05 PM (QU5/8)

103 Peter Jackson was going to remake Dambusters but I guess he got sidetracked.
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That's interesting.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:05 PM (UHVv4)

104 Adult female spiders of several Stegodyphus species weighing more than 10 lbs and with a body size of up to 14 inches have been observed ballooning using rising thermals on hot days without wind. These spiders use tens to hundreds of silk strands, which form a triangular sheet with a length and width of about 1 metre (39 in).
Posted by: f'd's True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

o_O

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:05 PM (wAnMi)

105 Poor JJ! Technical difficulties
Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:03 PM (AwPyG)

That's what "they" want you to think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 07:05 PM (hOUT3)

106 The Wild Bunch is one of my favorites.
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Great turn of the century cowboy movie!

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 07:05 PM (+ya+t)

107 >>> Mystery Critter Cafe

Ace, that is a dog.

Posted by: fluffy is helpful at November 05, 2021 07:07 PM (UnQlg)

108 >>You should invade.

Why? There's nothing of value there.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2021 07:07 PM (ZLI7S)

109 Let's face it. If the Reds had just shouted YOLO and incinerated all of us in '75, it probably would have been for the best. Go out at the top of your game. Now we're the nation-state version of old, fat dopehead Elvis, lying dead on the floor with his ass hanging out and a fried banana sandwich dump floating in the john.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2021 06:57 PM (/KPLX)
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Funny. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

Posted by: Drc at November 05, 2021 07:07 PM (llGBY)

110 No reason to get up early tomorrow but in case I do better call it a night.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2021 07:07 PM (2JoB8)

111 10lb Stegosaurus spiders floating around. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2021 07:08 PM (42a9a)

112 I liked the eagle video. Gods creation is awesome.

Posted by: Jmel at November 05, 2021 07:08 PM (bVhJi)

113 fixing my nic

Posted by: f'd's Almost True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr)

114 Maturin: :What do you call that creature?"
Native: "We call it a bird, your honor."

Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2021 07:08 PM (Foq6I)

115 The Wild Bunch is one of my favorites.
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Great turn of the century cowboy movie!
Posted by: dartist

Great cast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 07:08 PM (d9FiS)

116 I was happy to see that the Dambusters was an original British print without the dog's name censored as it's part of the history and the story.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Operation Chastise? I've read the book. Fascinating.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2021 07:09 PM (bk3Sg)

117 Links to Twitter no longer open for me in Safari unless I go through the Private Browser. Very odd.

Posted by: chris+opher at November 05, 2021 07:10 PM (RffAl)

118 Is a Tree Kangaroo related to a Drop Bear?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 07:10 PM (P3gRi)

119 These rabid flying spiders weigh 10 lbs each?

*Mixes up more home made napalm*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:11 PM (kTF2Z)

120 Why? There's nothing of value there.

Sometimes, it's about the journey, not the destination. Don't forego the joy of killing your neighbors just because they don't have any stuff to take.

Posted by: Sun Tzu after a few drinks at November 05, 2021 07:11 PM (QU5/8)

121 The Wild Bunch is one of my favorites.
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And only five stagehands were fatally shot on set!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

122 We see a lot of small spiders who more or less "sail on the wind and web" leaving very thin strands between trees, columns on the porch, etc. Early in the morning when the sun hits those strands is beautiful. They're harmless. IIRC they migrate thousands of miles. Similar to Monarch butterflies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (BFigT)

123 Joe Biden is the worst piece of shit to ever inhabit the White House. And that perverted and senile piece of shit will never finish out his term.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (U3fW+)

124 without the dog's name censored

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If it gets remade, the dog's name will be Diversity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (d9FiS)

125
Best of Breed for Delilah and 4th in the Hound Group at today's Cypress Creek KC show. She's now just a few points away from being the #1 Borzoi in all-breed competition (she's #1 in breed by a huge margin).

Brother Sonny kept his head screwed on long enough to go Winners Dog for two championship points, giving him 14 of the 15 he needs.

A bright, cold, breezy day. Good for the dogs, bad for us. Hounds were first up at 1:15 and by 2:30 we were ready to leave. We had parked on the sidewalk in a remote location. When we returned to the setup, we found that some idiot had parked so we couldn't get out. 300 feet of empty curb space they could have used and they picked the exact wrong spot. Then we couldn't find them. After an hour, they came back and drove the wrong way up a one-way street.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (/U27+)

126 Whereas most spiders are solitary and even aggressive toward other members of their own species, some hundreds of species in several families show a tendency to live in groups, often referred to as gangs.

Posted by: f'd's Almost True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

127 Aww no Ace's video game guide or all good donuts are not actually donuts added to the funny stuff

Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2021 07:13 PM (vMCab)

128 Can you even begin to imagine the horror of the Biden family Thanksgiving Dinner?

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2021 07:13 PM (Xo3T0)

129 The Wild Bunch, Ride the High Country, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid (uncut by the stupid movie studio version), were great Sam Peckinpah westerns.

I have the 'Director cut' version of PG&BtK and it's way different than the one they released in the early 70s.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 07:13 PM (QFVV9)

130 Nowhere is safe. Spiderlings are known to survive without food while travelling in air currents of jet streams for 25 days or longer

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And long distances underwater (think flushing down the toilet) because they have "book" lungs that they can close until it's safe to use them again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 05, 2021 07:14 PM (B0i8l)

131 Has the FBI left yet?

Just shake your head.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 05, 2021 07:14 PM (kbjW2)

132
Sto lat, Liam!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2021 07:14 PM (/U27+)

133 Joe Biden is the worst piece of shit to ever inhabit the White House. And that perverted and senile piece of shit will never finish out his term.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Million dollar idea! Sell Biden voodoo dolls with a dozen pins!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 07:14 PM (d9FiS)

134 Whereas most spiders are solitary and even aggressive toward other members of their own species, some hundreds of species in several families show a tendency to live in groups, often referred to as gangs.
Posted by: f'd's Almost True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

I did not know that.

Posted by: Johnny Carson at November 05, 2021 07:14 PM (AiZBA)

135 I think it's more properly a "dearth" of bats.
Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 06:47 PM (AwPyG)

Bat dearth! Da da da da, Bat Dearth!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 07:14 PM (P3gRi)

136 Can you even begin to imagine the horror of the Biden family Thanksgiving Dinner?

*

Let go, Biden!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 05, 2021 07:15 PM (B0i8l)

137 I wonder if a flying spider could carry a coconut. Maybe they could work together. I mean, grip isn't a problem.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)

138 " Can you even begin to imagine the horror of the Biden family Thanksgiving Dinner?"

I'll take the gangs of 10 pound flying spiders.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 07:15 PM (Tnijr)

139 Has the FBI left yet?

All assets have been recalled.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 05, 2021 07:15 PM (jvt6t)

140 I was just watching the NY Post story about Manchin being surrounded by protesters in a garage. The video showed the Maseratti he was driving.
What a piece of shit looking car, I thought it was one of those Buick fake SUV cars they have now. How the mighty Italians have fallen.

Posted by: From that time at November 05, 2021 07:15 PM (4780s)

141 After an hour, they came back and drove the wrong way up a one-way street.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (/U27+)

Hopefully with flat tires...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (hOUT3)

142 Peacock has quite a lineup of movies so far this month. I've been watching the Lethal Weapon(s) and had forgotten how badly those things started jumping the shark after #1. We bitch about woke messaging, but these idiots were on fire. #2 was all anti-South African Apartheid (anybody from SA was an evil white asshole), #3 was entirely capitalism is bad, cops are bad, guns are bad (nevermind they're illegal) mmm'kay? and #4, the worst literally shows in a police station, anti-NRA posters (NRA with red circle/line). It even starts with an NRA joke not 30 seconds in.

And every, damned thing they preach is a connect-the-dots as to why CA is so boned 30 years later. At least Mel seems to have gotten out of there semi-sane (only semi).

I bailed on #4 last night I was so disgusted and listened to evil classic rock. Buy your physical copies now gang.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (wAnMi)

143 I missed some good ranting threads today.

Worse than we could have ever imagined: The State Department now believes that up to fourteen thousand Americans were left behind in Afghanistan.

and yet the catastrophe of Afghanistan is completely blacked put by the MFM.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (rdbLX)

144 Operation Chastise?
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Yes.

I found this online the next day; after a period of claiming the dams' destruction wasn't as bad as the RAF claimed, German records show it was actually quite effective especially when workers who would have been used building Normandy defences had to be used repairing damage back in Germany instead.

See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (UHVv4)

145 Fun fact:

My Australian son in law calls his wife--who gets tipsy very easily--a "two pot screamer."

Heh.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (AwPyG)

146 They have found spiders at 16,000 feet. I'm pretty sure they can fly.
Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (Tnijr)

I'm learning to fly
But I ain't got wings

Posted by: Tom Spidey at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (NYRYQ)

147 I thought the mystery was top of the fold.

I shall guess quokka.

Posted by: fluffy at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (UnQlg)

148
Whereas most spiders are solitary and even aggressive toward other members of their own species, some hundreds of species in several families show a tendency to live in groups, often referred to as gangs.
Posted by: f'd's Almost True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

__________

Hey guys, let's visit AtC.

Posted by: The Spider Gang at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (/U27+)

149 Sto lat, Liam!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

One of my grandchildren is named Liam. Good thing they aren't all or it could get confusing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (d9FiS)

150 28 pep, I am learning that meat left in alcohol for days just keeps getting better.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:46 PM

Good to hear! SnailRacer's been marinating for years!

Posted by: SnailRacer at November 05, 2021 07:17 PM (p0uCP)

151 I wonder if a flying spider could carry a coconut. Maybe they could work together. I mean, grip isn't a problem.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)

Maybe if the spider eats a swallow?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:17 PM (wAnMi)

152 That thing about the electric flying spiders is true. You can look it up.

Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 07:17 PM (Tnijr)

153 Can you even begin to imagine the horror of the Biden family Thanksgiving Dinner?
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2021 07:13 PM

No! I'm still in counseling!

Posted by: The Turkey at November 05, 2021 07:18 PM (A2s4u)

154 @142

That's going to put a big crimp in Berserker's metal cruises.

They'll have to pretend its a temperance meeting, or something.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:19 PM (AwPyG)

155 Has the FBI left yet?

Just shake your head.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Yeah. We're good.

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at November 05, 2021 07:19 PM (Foq6I)

156 Worse than we could have ever imagined: The State Department now believes that up to fourteen thousand Americans were left behind in Afghanistan.

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That sucks because I bet some of them are only on their third booster.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the vaxxine is safe for kids because it's made from kids at November 05, 2021 07:19 PM (B0i8l)

157 listened to evil classic rock. Buy your physical copies now gang.
Posted by: clutch cargo

I have that covered. I may have enough CDs to start a classic rock radio station.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 07:19 PM (QFVV9)

158 28 pep, I am learning that meat left in alcohol for days just keeps getting better.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:46 PM

Good to hear! SnailRacer's been marinating for years!
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 05, 2021 07:17 PM (p0uCP)

Has anybody seen the channel on YT where the guy ages meats? He does stuff coating a steak in peanut butter or honey. Seems to be mostly FAIL theater, with a few successes. @Guga foods.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:20 PM (wAnMi)

159 If it gets remade, the dog's name will be Diversity.
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But then they'd have to say, "Diversity is dead." Hmm. Maybe I could get behind that than??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:20 PM (UHVv4)

160 Whereas most spiders are solitary and even aggressive toward other members of their own species, some hundreds of species in several families show a tendency to live in groups, often referred to as gangs.
Posted by: f'd's Almost True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM

Here's a great video of a gang of spiders:
https://youtu.be/yXhl6TOyq3k

Posted by: Bert G at November 05, 2021 07:20 PM (A2s4u)

161 I was looking at the comments on a Steve Forbes video. Folks were just ranting about Biden. If we get their "dark winter", there will be a lot of angry people out there. And they aren't blaming Trump for any of this.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 07:20 PM (5HBd1)

162 Can you even begin to imagine the horror of the Biden family Thanksgiving Dinner?
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2021 07:13 PM

Yeah, I just can't imagine why Hunter turned out so f'd up.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 05, 2021 07:20 PM (AiZBA)

163 I've watched that wonderful L.G.B. video from the morning rant this morning, about 5 times today. It keeps getting better, and I find myself singing to it in my head. What a great piece of work.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2021 07:21 PM (R+A4V)

164 I have that covered. I may have enough CDs to start a classic rock radio station.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 07:19 PM (QFVV9)

Pirate Radio

Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 07:21 PM (jvt6t)

165 118 Is a Tree Kangaroo related to a Drop Bear?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 07:10 PM (P3gRi)

.....

A Drop Bear is the hybrid offspring of a Tree Kangaroo and a Skunk Ape.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 07:21 PM (7F9te)

166 10lb Stegosaurus spiders floating around. Fuck that shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2021 07:08 PM (42a9a)

12 Gauge, #2 shot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 07:21 PM (P3gRi)

167 Biden cancelling a trip to Delaware...what a tragedy. If McCarthy wasn't a dumbass he would whip the Rs against infrastructure and watch it fail.

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 05, 2021 07:22 PM (oWBc3)

168 A Drop Bear is the hybrid offspring of a Tree Kangaroo and a Skunk Ape.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 07:21 PM (7F9te)

I guffawed reading that.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 05, 2021 07:22 PM (AiZBA)

169
Tiring day today. Hoping we can get Mr. Sonny's championship finished tomorrow so we can retire him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2021 07:22 PM (/U27+)

170 133 Joe Biden is the worst piece of shit to ever inhabit the White House. And that perverted and senile piece of shit will never finish out his term.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
But all that decency.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 05, 2021 07:23 PM (cSyAR)

171 I have that covered. I may have enough CDs to start a classic rock radio station.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 07:19 PM (QFVV9)

Yep, I need to not let up - I'll admit post divorce I got into streaming - at least until I get my collection back from the $%#^&. I think I have at least 1.5K CD's, and probably 3k LP's as a conservative estimate. I'm not sure how many DVD's I'll be able to get back, so I really need to get on the stick there as that seems to be the first salvo. People don't tend to notice when a scene is just gone from a movie, but it's getting too common.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:23 PM (wAnMi)

172 Hair of the Dog would make a good theme song for the FJB movement

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 05, 2021 07:23 PM (oWBc3)

173 Love that hawk flying between four breasts.

Posted by: Meta-Vaxed Follywood has covid at November 05, 2021 07:24 PM (VExRw)

174 That thing about the electric flying spiders is true. You can look it up.
Posted by: f'd at November 05, 2021 07:17 PM (Tnijr)

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So now the 10 lb rabid flying spiders can shoot lightning bolts?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

175 Btw that dog up top, I want to hug him and squeeze him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at November 05, 2021 07:24 PM (cSyAR)

176 Tiring day today. Hoping we can get Mr. Sonny's championship finished tomorrow so we can retire him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2021 07:22 PM (/U27+)

I was quit when I came in here and I'm twice as quit now.

Posted by: Rick Deckard at November 05, 2021 07:24 PM (AiZBA)

177 Whereas most spiders are solitary and even aggressive toward other members of their own species, some hundreds of species in several families show a tendency to live in groups, often referred to as gangs.
Posted by: f'd's Almost True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

__________

Hey guys, let's visit AtC.
Posted by: The Spider Gang at November 05, 2021 07:16 PM (/U27+)
***

Once you go arachnid, you'll never be rid...
Of them.
Ok. A work in progress.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 07:25 PM (axyOa)

178 Hadrian, heart-felt congrats to you, Her Majesty, and the pups, You are on a good streak, hope it continues for a long time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 07:25 PM (hOUT3)

179 Yay cafe!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 05, 2021 07:26 PM (YZG/i)

180 Hadrian, heart-felt congrats to you, Her Majesty, and the pups, You are on a good streak, hope it continues for a long time!
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Double from me!

Posted by: Meta-Vaxed Follywood has covid at November 05, 2021 07:27 PM (VExRw)

181 163 I've watched that wonderful L.G.B. video from the morning rant this morning, about 5 times today. It keeps getting better, and I find myself singing to it in my head. What a great piece of work.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2021 07:21 PM (R+A4V)

For the first time, I actually support LGBT...

Lets Go Brandon Today!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2021 07:27 PM (oHd/0)

182 Ha, ha, Hadrian the Seventh.

In the Married With Children I just watched, Buck got the neighbour's prize poodle pregnant he wanted to use for breeding with a champion and threatened to sue Al for loss of income. Al retorted, "Doesn't that make you something like a dog pimp, Pittman?"

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:27 PM (UHVv4)

183 If McCarthy wasn't a dumbass he would whip the Rs against infrastructure and watch it fail.
Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at November 05, 2021 07:22 PM (oWBc3)

But on the other hand, if McCarthy was not a dumbass corrupt PoS, he would never have gotten that position, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 07:27 PM (hOUT3)

184 I think the size difference between us and spiders fosters mistrust on our part. If they were bigger, say 75 to 125 pounds, they'd be more like dogs and we could relate to them better. Voracious eight-eyed dogs that we'd have to ensure we're in secure enclosures at night so they didn't eat the children, but still.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2021 07:28 PM (QU5/8)

185 Pirate Radio
Posted by: Jak Sucio at November 05, 2021 07:21 PM (jvt6t)

The funny part is - we're probably going to be there, and soon. The censorship goons will never stop. I know NYT did an article 2 or so years back that sounds identical, so I think they just keep running that one up the flag pole. And as we get more and more easily offended people, singing about "my baby" will be plenty intolerable. I'm surprised they haven't banned "Brown Sugar" yet, they've had that one in their sights for 20 years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:29 PM (wAnMi)

186 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2021 07:12 PM (/U27+)

Hadrian, congrats to Delilah & Sonny!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at November 05, 2021 07:29 PM (YZG/i)

187 From the last thread. In the term baizuo, Bai means "white " and zuo means "left". Some seemed to think it was a racist term, but I don't think it probably is. I think it just means that they're talking about left wing politics the way white people do it, not the way Chinese people do leftwing politics.

And yes, it's an insult. One that I think every Moron could endorse. Baizuo fengle.

Posted by: Xiao at November 05, 2021 07:29 PM (RzT7J)

188 AT the SEC football broadcast, some kids held a big blue "FJB" banner in the background when the announcers where speaking and you could tell then were trying not to laugh

college football saves the world.

And notice that Aaron Rodgers stuck his finger in the air and decided to be all conservative and stuff.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)

189 Lethal Weapon 4 I laughed so hard when in the middle of a gun fight they had an ANTI GUN sticker on the Semi.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 05, 2021 07:29 PM (dKiJG)

190 Rough couple days at the Martini Farm. One of our cats was acting listless and yesterday we finally took him to the vet. Some sort of infection... temp of 105. White count way up. No idea what happened. Today, and about $450 later he's back where he belongs after using up at least 2 of his 9 lives.

We strongly believe a run in with a 'coon. No rabies, he's been vaxx'd... and no apparent wounds.

Weird.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 07:30 PM (BFigT)

191 Heeeerrrrrrr Shelob! Come on girl, lets play fetch!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2021 07:31 PM (U3fW+)

192 I think the size difference between us and spiders fosters mistrust on our part. If they were bigger, say 75 to 125 pounds, they'd be more like dogs and we could relate to them better. Voracious eight-eyed dogs that we'd have to ensure we're in secure enclosures at night so they didn't eat the children, but still.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2021 07:28 PM (QU5/

Having to say "Sit!" three times would get old!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 07:31 PM (hOUT3)

193 @2185

I dunno, if they start cancelling rock music, they run into a buzzsaw called rap music.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:31 PM (AwPyG)

194 A prayer request, folks, please? My BIL's ex, Bonnie, is in ICU after an 8-hour surgery, and is expected to be there for another day or so. Thoughts and prayers for healing would be much appreciated.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 05, 2021 07:31 PM (JJatH)

195 Hadrian, what dogs in the Hound Group are placing ahead of her?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 07:32 PM (aYc1M)

196 Prayers offered, Ann.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:32 PM (kTF2Z)

197 So now the 10 lb rabid flying spiders can shoot lightning bolts?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:24 PM (kTF2Z)

Finally, a worthy adversary.
Our battle will be legendary!

Posted by: Spine Chilling Giant Electric Penguin at November 05, 2021 07:32 PM (wAnMi)

198 34...If Mamma is screaming at you, you're reasonably safe. If she has gone silent, not a f*cking word silent, your culo isn't going to be worth a broken wooden spoon pretty damn soon.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 06:48 PM (mD/uy)

Truth. Boy, yeah.

Mama always used the word "culo," when appropriate with us (usually involving, yes, a wooden spoon). A friend and I were taking an Italian class to satisfy grad school requirements (more fun with a study pal) when one evening, during the teacher's "new vocabulary" review, when the word "culo" appeared. I burst out laughing (guffaw, actually). Teacher, of course, needed an explanation. I explained the wooden spoon connection, etc. I always thought my first-gen American mama made up the word. Nope!

Posted by: Flyover at November 05, 2021 07:33 PM (Rbu5d)

199 Finally, a worthy adversary.
Our battle will be legendary!
Posted by: Spine Chilling Giant Electric Penguin at November 05, 2021 07:32 PM (wAnMi)

-----------

Let them fight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:33 PM (kTF2Z)

200 We strongly believe a run in with a 'coon. No rabies, he's been vaxx'd... and no apparent wounds.

Weird.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

=====

Cats have a sixth sense for their owners having excess liquidity. It's not a well-calibrated sixth sense, mind you.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2021 07:33 PM (8AONa)

201 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 05, 2021 07:31 PM (JJatH)

You got it. Nice to still care about an ex.

Me? Not so much.

Posted by: Spine Chilling Giant Electric Penguin at November 05, 2021 07:33 PM (wAnMi)

202 Hep me!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:34 PM (wAnMi)

203 Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 05, 2021 07:31 PM (JJatH)

Prayers up Ann W!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 07:34 PM (hOUT3)

204 193 @2185

I dunno, if they start cancelling rock music, they run into a buzzsaw called rap music.
Posted by: artemis

Heh! Yup! Wait till the High Priests of Woke find out what N.W.A means.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 05, 2021 07:34 PM (QFVV9)

205 Hadrian, way to go! Congrats to both Sonny and Delilah -- may they continue their winning ways!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 05, 2021 07:35 PM (JJatH)

206 Prayers, of course, Ann for Bonnie!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 07:35 PM (mD/uy)

207 And notice that Aaron Rodgers stuck his finger in the air and decided to be all conservative and stuff.

And the commie sports media is calling for his head. They are acting as if his ambiguous jab stance will destroy humanity as we know it. Sounds like he's already backtracking. Don't care much for the guy but it's interesting to see the "elite" chowing down each other.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2021 07:36 PM (Xrfse)

208 Alyssa Milano proves that she's a very natural actress -- her natural acting is just as garbage as the shit she puts up on the screen.

Twitties sez video no longer available.

Oh well. Alyssa's a much better actress anyway when she's (a) naked and (b) got the ball gag in her mouth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 07:36 PM (L2ZTs)

209 I'm a loner. I have no truck with spider gangs. All the singing and dancing, the stupid names.

"Twelve to a web in America". Ugh.

Posted by: Face-sized spider at November 05, 2021 07:36 PM (mNhhD)

210 >>> 81 Neighbor just asked why I was setting fire to the neighborhood. I clued him in on the rabid flying spiders. He's helping now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (kTF2Z)

>>> 82 A 2018 experiment confirmed that electric fields provide enough force to lift spiders in the air. The Earth's static electric field may also provide lift in windless conditions.
Posted by: f'd's True Facts at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (Tnijr)

We like spiders. They're tasty!

Posted by: hens at November 05, 2021 07:36 PM (ACi07)

211
Hadrian, what dogs in the Hound Group are placing ahead of her?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 07:32 PM (aYc1M)

_________

Today it was the Whippet, Afghan Hound and Portuguese Podengo Pequeno.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2021 07:37 PM (/U27+)

212 Yep, I need to not let up - I'll admit post divorce I got into streaming - at least until I get my collection back from the $%#^&. I think I have at least 1.5K CD's, and probably 3k LP's as a conservative estimate. I'm not sure how many DVD's I'll be able to get back, so I really need to get on the stick there as that seems to be the first salvo. People don't tend to notice when a scene is just gone from a movie, but it's getting too common.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:23 PM (wAnMi)

It took me 2 years to put all my DVD on my Server, Disney is cutting scenes out of Movies or they are going to ban movies because it's problematic,
We watched Monster squad the other night and I lost count how many times the Kids called each other British Cigarettes, I have 30 TB of movies and TV shows.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 05, 2021 07:37 PM (dKiJG)

213 I can hear it now "No standing!"

shorturl.at/xCDPY

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 07:37 PM (hOUT3)

214 It's interesting that Rodgers probably got the Rona from Devonte Adams who is fully vaccinated but got it anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 07:37 PM (kTF2Z)

215 @209

If God had wanted spiders to fly, He'd have given them wings.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:38 PM (AwPyG)

216 Last weekend I watched Korda's The Four Feathers; and The Dambusters.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:01 PM (UHVv4)

We watched The Four Feathers a few weeks ago - very good film, John Gielgud excellent as the officer who loses his eyesight in the desert. There was another version of it made in 1977, with Beau Bridges in the lead role, and Robert Powell playing the role Gielgud played. Must check that one out some time.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at November 05, 2021 07:39 PM (DLdMj)

217 I dunno, if they start cancelling rock music, they run into a buzzsaw called rap music.
Posted by: artemis

Since they're usually aspiring black artists, who are we to judge? It's fine if they want to cap cops, somebody that dissed them, and smacking around your bitch? Well, that sounds like artistic expression. What does "smack" really mean after all? And ho? Maybe they like gardening (although they ARE trying to get rid of calling it a hoe!)

Those old English white guys though? They're problematic.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:40 PM (wAnMi)

218 43 Watched a good movie recorded from TCM today, "Major Dundee" starring Charlton Heston...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

Love Heston...When I was a kid (maybe 11 ish...) we were watching Ben Hur on tv. There's a scene where the enslaved Judah is in a galley wreck, and saves the muckity-muck Roman. Judah' in a scanty loin cloth...He stands up on thepiece of flotsam they're floating on, and waves a cloth over his head to flag down another Roman ship.

It wasthen I learned there was a difference between man and woman, in a very good way. . .whew.

Posted by: Flyover at November 05, 2021 07:40 PM (Rbu5d)

219 Posted by: Molly k. at November 05, 2021 06:50 PM (Qj/G4)

Liam is C U T E!

Posted by: Flyover at November 05, 2021 07:41 PM (Rbu5d)

220 Interesting... Tucker dropped the third part of his Jan 6 expose on Weds.

And has suddenly had Guest hosts since.

/scratches head

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2021 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

221 It took me 2 years to put all my DVD on my Server, Disney is cutting scenes out of Movies or they are going to ban movies because it's problematic,
We watched Monster squad the other night and I lost count how many times the Kids called each other British Cigarettes, I have 30 TB of movies and TV shows.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 05, 2021 07:37 PM (dKiJG)

Yeah, Disney buying Fox is depressing AF. They've already been the worst at putting films in their vault for 10-15 years at a time. But now, entire movies are going to be memory holed. About the only ones I really collected were classic animation (WB and Disney) plenty of which has already been banned. But as far as films go - not so good. No doubt a robust black market will spring up.

And fuck the FBI.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:42 PM (wAnMi)

222 Oh man.
Just got home.

Cat barf. OM MY BED.

This is how she punishes me for the Santa cat outfit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2021 07:43 PM (rc0Q2)

223 Ben Had, you've got a email.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2021 07:43 PM (0OP+5)

224 @220

Apparently Tucker had back surgery this week. That must be what happened, although it probably doesn't hurt to be paranoid about the timing

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:43 PM (AwPyG)

225 We watched Monster squad the other night and I lost count how many times the Kids called each other British Cigarettes

British Cigarettes?

Been awhile since I watched it, but I don't recall them saying British Cigarettes. They mainly called each other Bundles of Sticks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 07:44 PM (7F9te)

226 what's funny is the bundle-of-sticks insult is heard a lot over on reddit.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:46 PM (AwPyG)

227 It wasthen I learned there was a difference between man and woman, in a very good way. . .whew.
Posted by: Flyover at November 05, 2021 07:40 PM (Rbu5d)
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"The Ten Commandments" inspired me to try and read the Bible as a kid, but alas, there was no Heston in a loincloth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

228 78 Remember Mr. D'oh finding thousands of spiders in his car?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 06:58 PM (aYc1M)

O. M. G.

Posted by: Flyover, at November 05, 2021 07:47 PM (Rbu5d)

229 Tucker had emergency back surgery recently. I assume that's why he's off the air right now.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 05, 2021 07:47 PM (mNhhD)

230 Brown Sugar" yet, they've had that one in their sights for 20 years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 05, 2021 07:29 PM (wAnMi)

Stones will no longer perform it. Not sure if radio has quietly removed it from rotation or not

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2021 07:47 PM (/6GbT)

231 We watched Monster squad the other night and I lost count how many times the Kids called each other British Cigarettes

British Cigarettes?

Been awhile since I watched it, but I don't recall them saying British Cigarettes. They mainly called each other Bundles of Sticks.

I love Monster Squad. It's not for everyone, though. We played it for a visiting friend who said it was the worst movie he'd ever seen. Movies with kids in them can be iffy. I liked how by the end the boys were calling Frankenstein just "Frank".

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at November 05, 2021 07:48 PM (DLdMj)

232 Cat barf. OM MY BED.

This is how she punishes me for the Santa cat outfit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2021 07:43 PM (rc0Q2)
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Barf is just the warning shot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 07:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

233 There's a big difference between how dogs and cats handle barf on the bed.

The dog grovels miserably when you walk into the room, and the cat acts all disdainful--What on EARTH are you talking about?

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:48 PM (AwPyG)

234 #216 In the branding scene, it was a real, red-hot branding-iron. They heavily bandaged his eyes and face and had a slab of bacon attached to his forehead and branded that to get the genuine smoke-effect!

I saw the Bridges one decades ago when it first aired on TV and I can't recall how good [or bad!] it was.

I don't think I've seen the 2002 version.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 07:48 PM (UHVv4)

235 99...
Posted by: f'd's True Facts at November 05, 2021 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

O.
M.
G!

Posted by: Flyover, starting to run at November 05, 2021 07:50 PM (Rbu5d)

236 Hey everybody, again.

MSM is always alleging that conservatives want to turn the clock back. In fact we'll all actually get to do so tomorrow night! A whole hour! Woo hoo!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

237 This is how she punishes me for the Santa cat outfit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2021 07:43 PM (rc0Q2)

.....

You're wearing a Santa cat outfit?

Nice!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 07:50 PM (7F9te)

238 This is how she punishes me for the Santa cat outfit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2021 07:43 PM (rc0Q2)

Nurse in a Santa Cat outfit? Pics!! Pics!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

239 Wait until you see cat barf with little feet and bones.

That's fucking special in some weird cat way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 07:52 PM (BFigT)

240 Stegodyphus spiders.
Gulp.
https://tinyurl.com/ukzd6cu3

Posted by: Flyover, starting to run at November 05, 2021 07:53 PM (Rbu5d)

241
Big news, Ace -- per Crazy Days and Nights, anal bleaching is making a comeback!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Bleaching killed the anal stars

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2021 07:53 PM (h2tDR)

242 Interesting... Tucker dropped the third part of his Jan 6 expose on Weds.

And has suddenly had Guest hosts since.
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Emergency back surgery supposedly.

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 07:54 PM (+ya+t)

243
Adult female spiders of several Stegodyphus species weighing more than 10 lbs and with a body size of up to 14 inches have been observed ballooning using rising thermals on hot days without wind. These spiders use tens to hundreds of silk strands, which form a triangular sheet with a length and width of about 1 metre (39 in).
Posted by: f'd's

Are they face eaters? 'Cause if they were face eaters, that would definitely be a sign of the end times.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2021 07:55 PM (h2tDR)

244 Interesting... Tucker dropped the third part of his Jan 6 expose on Weds.
And has suddenly had Guest hosts since.
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Emergency back surgery supposedly.
Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 07:54 PM (+ya+t)

Hillary having you run over with a steamroller will cause that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

245 Emergency back surgery supposedly.
Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 07:54 PM (+ya+t)

To take the knife out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 07:57 PM (P3gRi)

246 I love Monster Squad. It's not for everyone, though. We played it for a visiting friend who said it was the worst movie he'd ever seen. Movies with kids in them can be iffy. I liked how by the end the boys were calling Frankenstein just "Frank".
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette, just to clarify things at November 05, 2021 07:48 PM (DLdMj)

The part I love is the scary neighbor, and they ask him if he has ever seen Monsters and he says Yes and you see his Number tattoo on his arm. I didn't understand what that meant but my Dad explained what that meant, so that scene always stuck with me.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 05, 2021 07:57 PM (dKiJG)

247 Worse than we could have ever imagined: The State Department now believes that up to fourteen thousand Americans were left behind in Afghanistan.

American americans? Is there a source cited for this? Born and raised round eyes? Or Afghan interpreters" with citizenship? They got hosed, but everyone should have learned not to trust Democrats after they pulled the plug on the South Vietnamese, I reckon.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 05, 2021 07:57 PM (F0aU4)

248 This year I'm kinda grateful for the clock change. My cat Scotty has to go to the vet Monday for neutering, and the tech's picking him up at 0715 ... this early in the change this direction, my bod's going to feel like 0815, so yay time change!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 05, 2021 07:58 PM (JJatH)

249 Ann, true, it makes getting up earlier, easier.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

250 I can't believe Cankles would be that sloppy and let him live.

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 07:58 PM (+ya+t)

251 Eromero, I sent you a snail mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2021 07:59 PM (aYc1M)

252 BTW, DST begins again in 2022 on March 13.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)

253 Wait until you see cat barf with little feet and bones.

That's fucking special in some weird cat way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 07:52 PM (BFigT)

EWWW

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 07:59 PM (jm4rC)

254 Several years ago, I was sitting on the couch at my house about 10 or 11 o'clock at night and sort of felt something on my shoulder and turned to look and it was a wolf spider with a leg circumference roughly the equivalent of a Pringle's can lid.

Holy poop! I flipped out and brushed it off my shoulder onto the floor.

It ran under the couch and I had to track it for 20 or so minutes, pulling out furniture and stuff to catch it before I threw it outside. Heebie-jeebies fo sho!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:00 PM (7F9te)

255 dartist, Hil's lost her edge since she got so old. And drunk. And riddled with dementia.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

256 I bet Hillary's suddenly having trouble finding a foursome for bridge

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:01 PM (AwPyG)

257 EWWW
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 07:59 PM (jm4rC)

The little crumpled fairy wings are worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 08:01 PM (P3gRi)

258 Inman: Playing a practical joke on mom for TikTok likes probably isn't worth the grounding that's on the way.

ahh.... that's not Mom. That's the corner whore.

Posted by: NippsiR at November 05, 2021 08:03 PM (sqqpJ)

259 >>>Playing patty-cake with a panther.

It's all fun and games until he chews your hand off.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 05, 2021 08:03 PM (hVqGz)

260 257 EWWW
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 07:59 PM (jm4rC)

The little crumpled fairy wings are worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 08:01 PM (P3gRi)

When I saw smurf hats, I gave Mister Whiskers a whole can of tuna.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

261 >>>Emergency back surgery supposedly.

From sources close to the Tucker Carlson camp and with firsthand knowlege of the situation, I have this confirmed. It's not supposedly. He was ailing last week but soldiered through with a bad back until he took a plane to go get the surgery midweek, then took a few days off to convalesce.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2021 08:04 PM (0G13K)

262 When I saw smurf hats, I gave Mister Whiskers a whole can of tuna.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Fist bump!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 08:05 PM (P3gRi)

263 Good evening, horde!

Just got my laptop back from repair after the last Windows update kilt it.

Microsoft should reimburse me.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2021 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

264 Can't find any big giant flying spiders but -

Many sailors have reported spiders being caught in their ship's sails over 1,600 kilometres (990 mi)[17] from land (Heimer 198

.

They have even been detected in atmospheric data balloons collecting air samples at slightly less than 5 kilometres (16,000 ft) above sea level.[18]

Evidently, ballooning is the most common way for spiders to invade isolated islands and mountaintops.[17][19] Spiderlings are known to survive without food while travelling in air currents of jet streams for 25 days or longer

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:05 PM (pJade)

265 Hil's lost her edge since she got so old. And drunk. And riddled with dementia.
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I'm big! It's politics that got small!!!

More ValuRite... NOW!!!

Posted by: hillary (')(,) at November 05, 2021 08:06 PM (UHVv4)

266 "This happy boy, Liam"

Looks so happy he could jump up and bite Nancy's testicles off.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:06 PM (pJade)

267 Are Wyle E. Coyote, Tom (the cat), and Sylvester the Cat really villainous characters?

After a while, didn't you really kind of root for them to eat Roadrunner, Jerry and Tweety?

I always did.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:07 PM (7F9te)

268 Hillary's busy trying to order Chardonnay by the hogshead.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2021 08:07 PM (R+A4V)

269 After a while, didn't you really kind of root for them to eat Roadrunner, Jerry and Tweety?

I always did.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:07 PM (7F9te)

Tweety Bird was especially annoying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 08:09 PM (P3gRi)

270 After a while, didn't you really kind of root for them to eat Roadrunner, Jerry and Tweety?

I always did.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:07 PM (7F9te)

I did too. Especially Tweety, who got on my nerves.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:09 PM (HabA/)

271 My job.

*fires 150 noncompliant employees

CEO: Congrats team! We are now 100% compliant!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:09 PM (0ryfU)

272 Remember the ending of "Charlotte's Web" when Wilber sees all the little spiders balloon away? But three remain to keep him company?

*cries all over again*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

273 259 >>>Playing patty-cake with a panther.

It's all fun and games until he chews your hand off.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 05, 2021 08:03 PM (hVqGz)
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The play would be to paw your hand to the table and bite your face off.
.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:10 PM (pJade)

274 I've seen it all from our cats. Bird legs and beaks, mice or mole teeth and feet, weird intestinal pieces and whatnot. Sometimes they'll leave us the head... as an offering. Cats are like that. They do expect you to praise them and eat the offerings, or there will be more.

Or so it seems.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 08:10 PM (BFigT)

275 Italy's Institute of Health dropped the number of covid deaths by 97% when they changed the definition to "died from covid" as opposed to "died with covid."

So that's interesting, I wonder what prompted some honesty?

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

276 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

That book really was a tearjerker. A masterfully written one. Oceans of girl tears have been cried over "Charlotte's Web."

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:11 PM (HabA/)

277 @275 Italy's Institute of Health dropped the number of covid deaths by 97% when they changed the definition to "died from covid" as opposed to "died with covid."

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I think I saw a comment here yesterday indicating that was a mistranslation. The article in question is apparently actually an opinion piece, and the government hasn't actually changed the classification.

Posted by: junior at November 05, 2021 08:12 PM (PTw5h)

278 269 After a while, didn't you really kind of root for them to eat Roadrunner, Jerry and Tweety?

I always did.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:07 PM (7F9te)
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I think it takes an adult to really appreciate the coyote's willingness to go to work every day in spite of the constant barrage of anvils, earthquake pills, and trains coming through tromp l'oeil tunnels.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

279 So that's interesting, I wonder what prompted some honesty?
Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)
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Probing question.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:13 PM (pJade)

280 All Hail Eris: now you know what Durham went through! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 08:13 PM (L2ZTs)

281 The Air Force leadership is encouraging commanders to force the 8500 unvaxxed out on other than honorable discharges.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:13 PM (0ryfU)

282 Qdpsteve, genius is rarely appreciated!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

283 So that's interesting, I wonder what prompted some honesty?
Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:10 PM (AwPyG)

At first glance, I read that as "heresy"...

It still works.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 05, 2021 08:14 PM (BgMrQ)

284 CEO: Congrats team! We are now 100% compliant!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Ugh. Now that CMS will not pay Medicare claims unless a facility is 100% compliant, looks like I'm going to be on the chopping block if I don't get the coof shot(s).

So angry.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2021 08:14 PM (OX9vb)

285 I think it takes an adult to really appreciate the coyote's willingness to go to work every day in spite of the constant barrage of anvils, earthquake pills, and trains coming through tromp l'oeil tunnels.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Those old cartoons were really for adults, the kids just thought they were for them.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:14 PM (pJade)

286 Hadrian, heart-felt congrats to you, Her Majesty, and the pups, You are on a good streak, hope it continues for a long time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Now see?

Nice people can have nice things.

Posted by: Miklos, with best at November 05, 2021 08:14 PM (QzkSJ)

287 @277

reported on zerohedge, which is usually pretty reliable.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:14 PM (AwPyG)

288 From the sidebar: "The Nutcracker" is being rewritten because it's... wait for it... racist

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It also only celebrates genders with nuts, excluding women and trans-men!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 08:15 PM (cUUIs)

289 Ugh. Now that CMS will not pay Medicare claims unless a facility is 100% compliant, looks like I'm going to be on the chopping block if I don't get the coof shot(s).

So angry.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at
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Talk about Fascism.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:15 PM (pJade)

290 @269 After a while, didn't you really kind of root for them to eat Roadrunner, Jerry and Tweety?

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Not Roadrunner. Roadrunner's just largely minding his own business, racing down the road when he's interrupted by Wile E. Coyote.

Jerry and Tweety, on the other hand, can be pretty malicious. Tweety's attempt to kill the human male lead in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" isn't out of character.

Posted by: junior at November 05, 2021 08:15 PM (PTw5h)

291 It's funny, when Rodgers came out of the closet as a gay man, everybody was like, "he's so handsome and brave," and they swooned like the staff at Teen Beat.

But when he came out as anti-vax, it was, "crucify him! Fucking heretic!"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2021 08:16 PM (+xGNi)

292 Ugh. Now that CMS will not pay Medicare claims unless a facility is 100% compliant, looks like I'm going to be on the chopping block if I don't get the coof shot(s).

So angry.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2021 08:14 PM (OX9vb)

I expect an injunction. It will go to scotus. You can't allow some classes of federal employees to get exemptions, but tell hospitals they have to vaccinate 100% without exemptions or lose medicare funding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:16 PM (0ryfU)

293 CEO: Congrats team! We are now 100% compliant!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:09 PM (0ryfU)

Shit, does that mean you complied?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 08:17 PM (jm4rC)

294 Admiral Rogers is gay?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

295
Aaron Rodgers is a pickle smoocher??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 08:17 PM (M9YAu)

296 Hey there neighbors, hope you are all doing well!
Does it feel like Saturday to you yet?

Posted by: ALH at November 05, 2021 08:17 PM (/+B8L)

297 285 I think it takes an adult to really appreciate the coyote's willingness to go to work every day in spite of the constant barrage of anvils, earthquake pills, and trains coming through tromp l'oeil tunnels.

That concept was really exemplified by the Coyote and Sheepdog cartoons featuring the same coyote, though I believe they were named Ralph and Sam.

They'd clock in every morning a set about trying to destroy each other, break for lunch, then clock back in and commence trying to maim each other.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:18 PM (7F9te)

298 It's funny, when Rodgers came out of the closet as a gay man, everybody was like, "he's so handsome and brave," and they swooned like the staff at Teen Beat.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2021 08:16 PM (+xGNi)

Wait, what?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 08:18 PM (jm4rC)

299 291 It's funny, when Rodgers came out of the closet as a gay man, everybody was like, "he's so handsome and brave," and they swooned like the staff at Teen Beat."

When did Rodgers do that? I live in WI and somehow I missed that.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:18 PM (HabA/)

300 100

Posted by: ALH at November 05, 2021 08:19 PM (/+B8L)

301 Charlotte's Web had me crying; a wise and wonderful friend -- gone.

Posted by: Flyover at November 05, 2021 08:19 PM (Rbu5d)

302 Rodgers isn't gay? Nevermind.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2021 08:19 PM (+xGNi)

303 oops

shoulda said 300

This is the way my evening is going.

Posted by: ALH at November 05, 2021 08:19 PM (/+B8L)

304 Shit, does that mean you complied?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2

Aww hell naw! That is corporate speak. 100% in compliance with the policy. Either vaccinated or exempted. The 150 didn't bother applying for the exemption, which they seemed to liberally grant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:19 PM (0ryfU)

305 It's funny, when Rodgers came out of the closet as a gay man,

===

he did ???

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:20 PM (V13WU)

306 Rodgers could confess to screwing baby goats and it wouldn't matter to cheeseheads, as long as he continued to play well.

Everyone here is pissed at him because he won't be able to play in Sunday's game against KC.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:20 PM (HabA/)

307 Which Rodgers are we talking about?

Posted by: ALH at November 05, 2021 08:20 PM (/+B8L)

308 Aaron Rodgers is a pickle smoocher??

The stache is a giveaway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (0ryfU)

309 @299

No--not out of closet yet, although it's an open secret.

He wants to rebrand himself and move to show biz, which I suspect is behind this sudden burst of anti vaxxing.

Maybe he's sincere, or maybe he's looking at Clay Travis' new house and thinking that maybe sports media needs another conservative voice.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (AwPyG)

310 Talk about Fascism.

Posted by: Braenyard

"If you like Fascism
Raise your hand"

clap clap clap clap

Posted by: Miklos the Palmist at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

311 No, it feels like Friday night with another 40 minutes of work to go.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (5HBd1)

312 >>58 Is Zod Imperial merely a global concern or is it a galaxy-spanning terror machine? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 06:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

That secret died with Henry Darger.

Beautiful. And mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (M3Z2J)

313 Aww hell naw! That is corporate speak. 100% in compliance with the policy. Either vaccinated or exempted. The 150 didn't bother applying for the exemption, which they seemed to liberally grant.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:19 PM (0ryfU)

Ah, gotcha. Glad to hear it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (jm4rC)

314 Aaron Rodgers is a pickle smoocher??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 08:17 PM (M9YAu)

Judging from the ads I've seen with him sporting a man-bun, I'd guess that would be an oh-yeah.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (x8Wzq)

315 I think I saw a comment here yesterday indicating that was a mistranslation. The article in question is apparently actually an opinion piece, and the government hasn't actually changed the classification.

Makes sense. Those retards need their hands/arms to communicate. Time to bring in Italian Sign Language Guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (QU5/8)

316 300 100
Posted by: ALH

NO MATHS

Posted by: Miklos the Insistent at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

317 267 Are Wyle E. Coyote, Tom (the cat), and Sylvester the Cat really villainous characters?

After a while, didn't you really kind of root for them to eat Roadrunner, Jerry and Tweety?

Tweety was a good guy vis-a-vis Sylvester's bad guy.
But Sylvester was a good guy vis-a-vis Granny's bad guy.

If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace...a larger view of cartoons.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (vuisn)

318 Are Wyle E. Coyote, Tom (the cat), and Sylvester the Cat really villainous characters?

Well hell. Now the golden oldies rock hater will claim they were racist too.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (axyOa)

319 when Rodgers came out of the closet as a gay man...

WHAT?!
(Sigh)

Posted by: Flyover at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (Rbu5d)

320 Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:21 PM (5HBd1)

I'm a few years past 29, so I'm retired. When will you be able to?

Posted by: ALH at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (/+B8L)

321 Best cover tune: Ned Gerblansky, Feelin' Like Makin' Love.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (x8Wzq)

322 The cartoons that are really for adults are the old Sherman and Peabody ones and Rocky and Bullwinkle. I enjoyed as a kid, but I didn't realize how clever they were until I watched a few recently.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (HabA/)

323 Rodgers has always denied being gay. Whether he is or isn't, at the very least he has always had those high return gaydar reflectors attached to him since he became visible. Maybe he's just the NFL version or Tony Randall.

Posted by: Azjaeger at November 05, 2021 08:23 PM (3/XaG)

324 Sylvester was a good dad.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

325 Didn't tom and yerry have a house mammy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:23 PM (0ryfU)

326 It looks like in Ashley Biden's diary she talks about pedo-adjacent encounters with Joe.

So after four years of libs reoccuring fantasy of Trump having sex with his daughter they go and elect an incestious pedophile.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 08:23 PM (BJKQV)

327 Anti-vaxx stuff rioting on Guy Fawkes Day!

https://twitter.com/Lukewearechange/status/
1456783219463004167

video is about a minute

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at November 05, 2021 08:24 PM (UHVv4)

328 @288

I gotta say, the nutcracker's problem isn't racism as much as pedophilia--in the original work, there's definitely a Lolita vibe.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:24 PM (AwPyG)

329 The cartoons that are really for adults are the old Sherman and Peabody ones and Rocky and Bullwinkle. I enjoyed as a kid, but I didn't realize how clever they were until I watched a few recently.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (HabA/)

Those were so good. Fractured Fairy Tales were always awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:25 PM (x8Wzq)

330 so...Shailene Woodley is a beard ? I refuse to believe it !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:25 PM (V13WU)

331 I can retire as soon as they pay me off for my husband's share of the house. I'm already collecting SS. Since I work from home, might as well work until I can leave here. But I am so completely burned out with this job.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:26 PM (5HBd1)

332 I read in CHuck Jones's book "Chuck Amuck" that Sylvester's raspberry lisp was based on producer Leon Schlesinger, but Mel Blanc said no.

Per Wiki: "Greg Ford once asked Blanc what was the difference between Daffy and Sylvester's voices. Blanc said to him that Daffy is a Jew and Sylvester is a Gentile."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

333 Remember, remember the Fifth of November

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:26 PM (V13WU)

334 House to vote on the infrastructure bill soon. They won't be voting on the reconciliation bill.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2021 08:27 PM (NpAcC)

335 My aunt and mom used to call me Mr. Peabody. I guess that's what happens when you've been a reader all your life.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:27 PM (5HBd1)

336 @323

Back in the day, when Drudge was still Drudge, Aaron got injured in a game. The Drudge headline was "Rodgers goes Down!" red letters, and the photo showed him lying on the field with the assistant-coach-who-was-given-the-job because-he-was-his-boyfriend in the pic.

Gotta love Drudge.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:27 PM (AwPyG)

337 t's funny, when Rodgers came out of the closet as a gay man, everybody was like, "he's so handsome and brave," and they swooned like the staff at Teen Beat."

When did Rodgers do that? I live in WI and somehow I missed that.

It should be a surprise to Shailene Woodley who he engaged earlier this year.

And didn't he play around with Danica Patrick the NASCAR/Indy/F1 driver?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at November 05, 2021 08:27 PM (+LCoQ)

338 King Harv is coming onto me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2021 08:27 PM (VxC1e)

339 I am so completely burned out with this job.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:26 PM (5HBd1)

I felt like that beginning about 6 months before I retired. you're there, but you're not present.

Posted by: ALH at November 05, 2021 08:28 PM (/+B8L)

340 The cartoons that are really for adults are the old Sherman and Peabody ones and Rocky and Bullwinkle. I enjoyed as a kid, but I didn't realize how clever they were until I watched a few recently.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V

Watch me pull a comment out of this hat!

Posted by: Boris abadanov, Natasha Fatale, and lil' Miklos (a distinct no-goodnik) at November 05, 2021 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

341 So after four years of libs reoccuring fantasy of Trump having sex with his daughter they go and elect an incestious pedophile.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 05, 2021 08:23 PM (BJKQV

Come on man, you know what we accuse you of is what we actually do!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 08:28 PM (hOUT3)

342 The cartoons that are really for adults are the old Sherman and Peabody ones and Rocky and Bullwinkle. I enjoyed as a kid, but I didn't realize how clever they were until I watched a few recently.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:22 PM (HabA/)is

This!
My favorite growing up.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (axyOa)

343 There was a class at the University of Maryland back in the 80's that studied popular culture. I took it as an elective for some credits. It was once a week at 8PM IIRC. One whole week (4 sessions) was spent watching old cartoons and discussing them.

No shit. 4 credit hours. It was hilarious. You'd be surprised what some people take away from those old cartoons. I guess in that respect it was educational.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (BFigT)

344
Nutcracker is a ballet, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (M9YAu)

345 lanc said to him that Daffy is a Jew and Sylvester is a Gentile."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

That explains a lot.

Posted by: ALH at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (/+B8L)

346 @330

Next you'll be telling me that Olivia Munn is! Shame on you!

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:30 PM (AwPyG)

347 326 It looks like in Ashley Biden's diary she talks about pedo-adjacent encounters with Joe.
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I like the shower scene.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:30 PM (pJade)

348 The small company I work for merged with another small company, almost two years ago. First year, everything was the same, except for more customers to support. Second year is lots more customers to deal with, still no new hires and no raises. I just am having problems caring about it. I should take a few more days off but then I don't want to go back to work.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:30 PM (5HBd1)

349 >>338 King Harv is coming onto me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2021 08:27 PM (VxC1e)

Phrasing, friend.

Either that, or close your eyes and think of...rain. Warm, clotted, b�chamel rain. Or something.

Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 08:30 PM (M3Z2J)

350 You'd be surprised what some people take away from those old cartoons. I guess in that respect it was educational.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (BFigT)
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They taught many of us about great classical music, for one thing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (wyw4S)

351 Supposedly there's an apocryphal episode of Bullwinkle where he's flipping his middle finger and talking about "the bird," but I can't find any evidence of this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (vuisn)

352 King Harv is coming onto me.
Posted by: Cicero

On or in?

Posted by: The Association of Preposition Professionals at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

353 When I watched Rocky and Bullwinkle as a lad, my Dad and I laughed at different places.

A few years before he passed, we would watch and laugh at the same place. That show is a classic for good reasons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

354 Nutcracker is a ballet, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (M9YAu)

And a type of bicycle seat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (P3gRi)

355
Remember the years and years of the Left attacking Christmas? Bill OReilly took point exposing it, year after year.

The Left said There Is No War On Christmas!!

Just like There Is No CRT!!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (M9YAu)

356 Rocky and Bullwinkle (and crew) is my favorite.

Posted by: Flyover at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (Rbu5d)

357 The Bears and Packers have been mortal enemies since the beginning of time but Rodgers had a great Halloween costume as John Wick.

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 08:32 PM (+ya+t)

358 188 AT the SEC football broadcast, some kids held a big blue "FJB" banner in the background when the announcers where speaking and you could tell then were trying not to laugh

college football saves the world.

And notice that Aaron Rodgers stuck his finger in the air and decided to be all conservative and stuff.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)

I am a big Packers fan and try to not let Rodgers' off-field crap bother me (as long as he's an All Pro-caliber QB playing for the Packers). The thing about Rodgers you must always remember is that every single thing he does is to help himself, and only himself. He would flip from conservative to Prog in a nano-second if that flip somehow helped him that day. And flip back the next day if that helped him.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2021 08:32 PM (AMIL/)

359 {{{ Notsothoreau - look forward}}}

Soon. Your escape will be soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 05, 2021 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

360 Sylvester was a good dad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Junior, I'd like to find a nice, anemic sparrow.

Posted by: Dad Cat at November 05, 2021 08:32 PM (Foq6I)

361 I know. I just deal with it a day at a time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:33 PM (5HBd1)

362 Notsothoreau - look forward

You have the correct mindset, and good future dreams.

Next year in Corsicana.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 05, 2021 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

363 325 Didn't tom and yerry have a house mammy?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:23 PM (0ryfU)

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Sure did, though I don't think you ever saw her face.

I doubt you can even find those episodes anymore.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 05, 2021 08:34 PM (CAJOC)

364 354 Nutcracker is a ballet, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (M9YAu)

And a type of bicycle seat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (P3gRi)

And a besotted ex-presidential contender.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:35 PM (pJade)

365 I know. I just deal with it a day at a time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Tomorrow is Saturday.

Maybe that helps?

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Pangloss at November 05, 2021 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)

366 Good to hear! SnailRacer's been marinating for years!
Posted by: SnailRacer at November 05, 2021 07:17 PM (p0uCP)

Hey there! Did your voice ever come back?

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 05, 2021 08:35 PM (Agr8U)

367 You'd be surprised what some people take away from those old cartoons. I guess in that respect it was educational.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (BFigT)
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They taught many of us about great classical music, for one thing.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (wyw4S)
***

Lot of Saturday's following the bouncing ball.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:35 PM (axyOa)

368 292

I expect an injunction. It will go to scotus. You can't allow some classes of federal employees to get exemptions, but tell hospitals they have to vaccinate 100% without exemptions or lose medicare funding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:16 PM (0ryfU)
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Hawaiian Judge will say it's a-ok, Roberts will refuse to hear. It's hard to make arguments about fairness and constitutionality when they control the legal digestive tract from pucker to pucker.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 08:35 PM (lNHqD)

369 Hahahahhaha.

Wanna hear something funny?

All the "moderates " are now in danger of being beaten. In favor of the radical progressives.

This is Seattle. But. Still. Pay attention.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2021 08:36 PM (U2p+3)

370 Remember, remember the Fifth of November
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:26 PM (V13WU)

Oh. I got that confused with the 8th of November.

173rd Airborne

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:36 PM (x8Wzq)

371 Either that, or close your eyes and think of...rain. Warm, clotted, bechamel rain.
Posted by: ZOD

Zod knows much.

Perhaps, too much.

Posted by: Miklos, moderate in all things, other than moderation at November 05, 2021 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)

372 I think there is a 0% chance that there will be a national vaccine mandate, to be enforced by OSHA, in January.

Zerrrooo.

So hang tight, and try not to worry.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:37 PM (AwPyG)

373 Hawaiian Judge will say it's a-ok, Roberts will refuse to hear. It's hard to make arguments about fairness and constitutionality when they control the legal digestive tract from pucker to pucker.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 08:35 PM (lNHqD)

Comrade, peasants cannot have standing, da!

Posted by: SCCJ Robberts at November 05, 2021 08:38 PM (hOUT3)

374 The thing about Rodgers you must always remember is that every single thing he does is to help himself, and only himself. He would flip from conservative to Prog in a nano-second if that flip somehow helped him that day. And flip back the next day if that helped him.
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2021 08:32 PM (AMIL/)

Yeah, I'm a Packer fan too and that's exactly what I think.
Great QB - complete opportunist.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:38 PM (HabA/)

375 @371

Zod scares me, sometimes

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:38 PM (AwPyG)

376 368 292

I expect an injunction. It will go to scotus. You can't allow some classes of federal employees to get exemptions, but tell hospitals they have to vaccinate 100% without exemptions or lose medicare funding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2021 08:16 PM (0ryfU)
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Another govt move to kill old people.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:39 PM (pJade)

377 194. Prayers up for Bonnie, Ann.

Posted by: Lola at November 05, 2021 08:39 PM (VQp1G)

378 This is Seattle. But. Still. Pay attention.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 05, 2021 08:36 PM (U2p+3)

Nurse's Grit status:
[x] True
[ ] not true
Hang tough, dear lady.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:39 PM (x8Wzq)

379 Remember, remember the Fifth of November
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:26 PM (V13WU)

Oh. I got that confused with the 8th of November.

173rd Airborne
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:36 PM (x8Wzq)

All the Way!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:39 PM (axyOa)

380 Saturday will help, although the dog will still wake me up at 5. Maybe I can convince him to go back to sleep.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:40 PM (5HBd1)

381 372 I think there is a 0% chance that there will be a national vaccine mandate, to be enforced by OSHA, in January."

Yeah, it's gonna fall apart.

It's unenforceable - especially by this incompetent regime.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:40 PM (HabA/)

382 Nutcracker is a ballet, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2021 08:29 PM (M9YAu)

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I thought it was a third-tier Marvel female superhero. Her superpower was bitchiness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2021 08:41 PM (VxC1e)

383 351 Supposedly there's an apocryphal episode of Bullwinkle where he's flipping his middle finger and talking about "the bird," but I can't find any evidence of this.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 05, 2021 08:31 PM (vuisn)

For some reason your comment made me think of this song, recorded back when The Bullwinkle Show was first building its audience

https://tinyurl.com/3ecuvaww

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2021 08:42 PM (AMIL/)

384 And I will have the trailer in traveling mode next year, no problem. I will have things unpacked, settled into a place and retired. Will be nice.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at November 05, 2021 08:43 PM (5HBd1)

385 Have a great night, everyone.

May bliss find you in the dark.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 05, 2021 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

386 It's unenforceable - especially by this incompetent regime.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:40 PM (HabA/)

With an apparent populace of mask-wearing sheep, I am no longer so sure of that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

387 Let's Go Baizuo!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2021 08:43 PM (THrK8)

388 @373

Even if that happened, deSantis would say "F you" and the namby-pamby other red state governors would have to follow his lead, sniveling all the way.

The Orange county sheriff in so Cal has already said he won't enforce it.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:44 PM (AwPyG)

389 Everyone seen the viral video of the little girl addressing her school board?

I hope you all go to jail. Mr Berg, you suck.

Cut her microphone!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (kTF2Z)

390 For some reason your comment made me think of this song, recorded back when The Bullwinkle Show was first building its audience

https://tinyurl.com/3ecuvaww
Posted by: Gref

The Trashmen, from Minneapolis.

Which has been trashed.

Prescient lads.

Posted by: Miklos, noting things that might maybe oughta be noted at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

391 Mystery Critter is a Tree-Kangaroo [see Wikipedia]; I cheated, tried to do reverse___ search with no joy.

Went to video address (original tweet) and somebody replied with the answer and a link.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (cUUIs)

392 there is no Guy Fawkes emoji ! I am disappoint

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (V13WU)

393 @386

Did you see that Bill Maher said the pandemic was over?

The coalition is falling apart

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (AwPyG)

394 It's unenforceable - especially by this incompetent regime.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:40 PM (HabA/)

Thats what makes them dangerous. They will make up for incompetence with exuberance.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)

395 Funny, "reverse i m a g e search" replaced the word "image" with underscores. Pixy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 08:47 PM (cUUIs)

396 Thats what makes them dangerous. They will make up for incompetence with exuberance.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:46 PM (axyOa)
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The Chinese?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:47 PM (pJade)

397 The attack on classic rock amuses me. You want to get old Boomers - specifically aging hippies - to turn against wokeism? Tell them they can't listen to 60's music anymore.

(Actually, I'm surprised the wokesters didn't attack the Stones earlier. "Brown Sugar," "Under My Thumb," "Some Girls" - they are about the most un-PC band ever.)

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:47 PM (HabA/)

398 https://tinyurl.com/3ecuvaww
Posted by: Gref

Prominent on the playlist of Cleveland's TV channel 8 show 'Ghoulardi' (Ernie Anderson - Wes's Dad).

Ernie would show a 'C' or 'D' horror flick on Friday nights and just rip it up.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 08:47 PM (mD/uy)

399 Tom and Jerry is really, really violent.

Good lord.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:48 PM (AwPyG)

400 Did you see that Bill Maher said the pandemic was over?

The coalition is falling apart
Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (AwPyG)

I sincerely wish this were true. But, I have lost a metric shit-ton of faith in my fellow Americans. Fookers alone in their cars with their face-diaper woobies. Fucking pussies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

401 They will make up for incompetence with exuberance.
Posted by: Diogenes

Irrational incompetent exuberance.

Posted by: Alan Miklos-Greenspan, still married to that bitch at November 05, 2021 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

402 399 Tom and Jerry is really, really violent.

Good lord.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:48 PM (AwPyG)

Here, hold our beers.

Posted by: Moe, Larry, and Curly at November 05, 2021 08:49 PM (AMIL/)

403 The Chinese?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:47 PM (pJade)

Our current regime.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:49 PM (axyOa)

404 I thought it was a third-tier Marvel female superhero. Her superpower was bitchiness.

.....

The new tranny comic series looks good.

Ex-Men.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:49 PM (7F9te)

405 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

Pug my man, #386, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at November 05, 2021 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

406 >>392 there is no Guy Fawkes emoji ! I am disappoint
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (V13WU)

Doesn't Warner Brothers own rights to the image?
I love pointing it out when some self-styled anarchist thinks he's being anti-corporate while wearing the mask.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 05, 2021 08:50 PM (vuisn)

407 New season of 'Dexter' coming up.

You will now whine about how you didn't like 'Dexter.'

Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 08:50 PM (M3Z2J)

408 I sincerely wish this were true. But, I have lost a metric shit-ton of faith in my fellow Americans. Fookers alone in their cars with their face-diaper woobies. Fucking pussies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

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Yep.

I've rolled my eyes so often they would be in Pittsburgh by now if they were loose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2021 08:50 PM (VxC1e)

409 The new tranny comic series looks good.

Ex-Men.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 05, 2021 08:49 PM (7F9te)

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LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 05, 2021 08:51 PM (VxC1e)

410
For some reason your comment made me think of this song, recorded back when The Bullwinkle Show was first building its audience

https://tinyurl.com/3ecuvaww
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Cracking me up Sam!

Posted by: dartist at November 05, 2021 08:51 PM (+ya+t)

411
Our current regime.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2021 08:49 PM (axyOa)
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Yeah, when I read it I saw thousands of Chinese charging up a snow covered hill in Korea superimposed over the blue listers here.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:51 PM (pJade)

412 This season Dexter creatively kills those who refuse to wear a mask.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2021 08:51 PM (EIFTC)

413 Ernie would show a 'C' or 'D' horror flick on Friday nights and just rip it up.
Posted by: Tonypete

The only real Ernies are "Tennessee Ford" or Kovacs

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 05, 2021 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)

414 Prominent on the playlist of Cleveland's TV channel 8 show 'Ghoulardi' (Ernie Anderson - Wes's Dad).

Ernie would show a 'C' or 'D' horror flick on Friday nights and just rip it up.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 08:47 PM (mD/uy)
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The Ghoul! We used to watch that regularly. I remember when they blew up Mr. Froggie!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 08:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

415 Doesn't Warner Brothers own rights to the image?
I love pointing it out when some self-styled anarchist thinks he's being anti-corporate while wearing the mask.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 05, 2021 08:50 PM (vuisn)

they can't do that ! (can they?)

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:52 PM (V13WU)

416 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

Where do you live? I don't see that many people wearing face masks anymore, except in school districts where it's mandated.

And the kiddos wipe and blow their noses in their little cloth masks, drop them on the floor and on the ground, drool in them and wear the filthy things over their mouths and noses all day - because the masks "protect" them!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:52 PM (HabA/)

417 Un-PC songs?

Silent Scream, Slayer, calling out the horrors of abortion.

Type O Negative did one too. I am blanking on the name of that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:52 PM (x8Wzq)

418 What's interesting is there's a map of the US with grades of color for where the big covid breakouts are, and the south is all completely empty. Mainly northern big cities are shown as the the "bad" areas.

And cynical me wonders if that's where there are still people who are willing to lie about the numbers.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:53 PM (AwPyG)

419 Zod, just more proof that most Hollywood producers are nothing more than rank whores.

"No we'll never never never do any more Dex... wait, how much money you'll pay us??!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 05, 2021 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)

420 407 New season of 'Dexter' coming up.

You will now whine about how you didn't like 'Dexter.'
Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 08:50 PM (M3Z2J)

That series had the stupidest ending ever.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:53 PM (HabA/)

421 383
For some reason your comment made me think of this song, recorded back when The Bullwinkle Show was first building its audience

https://tinyurl.com/3ecuvaww

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2021 08:42 PM (AMIL/)

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Great song. It's on my "Killing Time" playlist with Long Tall Sally, Fortunate Son, Symphony of Destruction, The Trooper, etc.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2021 08:53 PM (lNHqD)

422 I've rolled my eyes so often they would be in Pittsburgh by now if they were loose.
Posted by: Cicero

Second prize-Two Weeks in Pittsburgh

Posted by: W. C. Miklos-Fields at November 05, 2021 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)

423 392 there is no Guy Fawkes emoji ! I am disappoint

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 08:45 PM (V13WU)

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Don't use or know anything about emojis, but here's a .png (if you can create your own on your devices):

www.pngegg.com/en/png-zfrvu

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 08:54 PM (cUUIs)

424 Type O Negative: These Three Things may be the one you're thinking of.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2021 08:54 PM (QU5/8)

425 Yeah, I'm in SoCal, and it's odd to see anyone with a mask anymore.

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:54 PM (AwPyG)

426 You will now whine about how you didn't like 'Dexter.'
Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 08:50 PM (M3Z2J)

I loved Dexter, up until season 5.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2021 08:54 PM (jm4rC)

427
...And the kiddos wipe and blow their noses in their little cloth masks, drop them on the floor and on the ground, drool in them and wear the filthy things over their mouths and noses all day ...

Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:52 PM (HabA/)
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Posted by: Braenyard at November 05, 2021 08:55 PM (pJade)

428 Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:52 PM (HabA/)

Front Range Colorado. My office is in the blue part of my town, which is where I see this nonsense. Thankfully our home is in the sane part of town.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:55 PM (x8Wzq)

429 Type O Negative: These Three Things may be the one you're thinking of.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2021 08:54 PM (QU5/

yes. thanks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:55 PM (x8Wzq)

430 >>412 This season Dexter creatively kills those who refuse to wear a mask. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2021 08:51 PM (EIFTC)

"It's the blood. It's like fuel for the motor of my 'dark passenger.' To see the middle-aged, cranky, bitter, sexless woman scream, her mouth concealed behind a cotton face-diaper, to see the wide-eyed shock of...I don't know, it makes me think of Burroughs watching a young junkie catch a hot-shot in the Bowery..."

Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 08:56 PM (M3Z2J)

431 huh?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at November 05, 2021 08:56 PM (FkR2T)

432 "Wishing and hoping" is pretty un PC

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 08:56 PM (AwPyG)

433 Zoinks I think the Zodster's got it...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2021 08:57 PM (EIFTC)

434 The Ghoul! We used to watch that regularly. I remember when they blew up Mr. Froggie!
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Cool it with the Boom Booms!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2021 08:58 PM (mD/uy)

435 Cut her microphone!

Turn those coof machines back on!!!

Posted by: The Dukes at November 05, 2021 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

436 The Sex Pistols' "Bodies" song seems pretty anti-abortion.
The lyrics are pretty harsh, no surprise.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 05, 2021 08:58 PM (vuisn)

437 Aaron Rodgers is a pickle smoocher??

Never looking at pickles the same way again ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 05, 2021 08:59 PM (Agr8U)

438 This is not PC musick

I like

https://tinyurl.com/4et8tyaz

Posted by: Miklos, former Hungaro-Austrian at November 05, 2021 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

439 That series had the stupidest ending ever.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&V at November 05, 2021 08:53 PM (HabA/)

1. The ending set up the sequel.
2. You, Donna, will have the stupidest ending ever.
3. Reubens are made with corned beef, not pastrami.
4. Every house in America has at least one Lite-Brite colored peg under the sofa.

Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2021 09:00 PM (M3Z2J)

440 I sincerely wish this were true. But, I have lost a metric shit-ton of faith in my fellow Americans. Fookers alone in their cars with their face-diaper woobies. Fucking pussies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

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I'm on a freeway today out in the middle of nowhere in rural AZ, look in my rear view mirror at the asshat on my tail, and he's wearing a mask with nobody else in the car.

Is it wrong to wish these idiots would pass out owing to hypoxia, go off the road, and kill themselves?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at November 05, 2021 09:00 PM (cUUIs)

441 ZOD is weird. And crazy. And possibly a genius.

And weird. ZOD is probably tall, and has a full head of hair.

Pug has some reservations.

Pug is out of bourbon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 09:01 PM (x8Wzq)

442 ONT up

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 05, 2021 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

443 LAST!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Scary Leprechaun with a cudgel at November 05, 2021 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)

444 2573_guy_fawkes_mask.png

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 09:02 PM (V13WU)

445 >>>huh?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers

>Dude, it was a goof. Go back to being a jock and try not to infect your woke team.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2021 09:03 PM (+xGNi)

446 hmmm...that did not works as expected...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 09:03 PM (V13WU)

447

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2021 09:03 PM (V13WU)

448 I do feel kinda sorry for Aaron, because he's clearly out for himself, and he's a great, great player who happened to play in the same era as Brady.

It must eat at him. NTTAWWT

Posted by: artemis at November 05, 2021 09:05 PM (AwPyG)

449 Everybody Loves Raymond had a great ending. It didn't have an ending, and that was pretty smart of them. It works for syndication because the shows just go on and on and no one is building for the finale and planning to start over.

yeah I know many don't like the show for some good reasons. But at least you never hear their actors spouting off in the Woke Olympics online.

Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2021 09:07 PM (GH9Yd)

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