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Stephen Miller, a former senior adviser of President Donald Trump, claimed Biden only used the imitation White House set so he could read a script directly from a face-on monitor. "The reason Biden uses this bizarre virtual set for televised meetings -- and not an actual room like East Room, Cabinet, Oval, Roosevelt, Sit Room, etc. -- is because it allows him to read a script directly from a face-on monitor (& w/out teleprompter glass that can be seen on camera)," he tweeted.I believe Biden does need to read words written for others. But why couldn't he have that same kind of set-up in the real White House? As proof for his need of a monitor displaying the words his puppetmasters have told him to need, here's Biden degenerating into incoherent sundowner gibberish when he doesn't have a teleprompter handy:
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Morning, Ace.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 08, 2021 11:14 AM (kTF2Z) 2
I called the otters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 08, 2021 11:14 AM (kTF2Z) 3
Now to read the content.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 08, 2021 11:15 AM (kTF2Z) 4
Biden has always been a retard. Now he is a demented retard.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 08, 2021 11:15 AM (HxSPp) 5
Logging in
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 08, 2021 11:15 AM (v5sh1) 6
Ok, this is hilarious. Delicious tears, except that the amount of estrogen in them would completely ruin any gainzzz for months.
Rick Wilson 1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. Trump wins. The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. To say I'm livid is putting it mildly. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 08, 2021 11:15 AM (jOcSX) 7
That red/blue to all-blue graphic is fantastic.
Not that it will matter or that the left will understand the math, but regardless. Well done, mister. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:16 AM (RDD2k) 8
https://twitter.com/BillyPrempeh/status/1446114590220165139
Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2021 11:16 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2021 11:17 AM (AwYPR) 10
Joe Biden falsely says covid vaccinated people can't spread the virus.
And most of my family and a lot of my acquaintances believe that without reservation Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2021 11:17 AM (Xrfse) 11
Is there a way to get a message to The Rick politely asking him to die in horrendous pain?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 08, 2021 11:17 AM (cSyAR) 12
Joe Biden and the rest of the tyrants, big and small, in the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of the United States Government can all eat a fat dick.
The rest of us need to become as ungovernable as we possibly can. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:17 AM (cSs/W) 13
But why couldn't he have that same kind of set-up in the real White House?
** Ace, another moron had a great observation. That can be anywhere, and visits to the White House require logs. Visits across the street do not. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:18 AM (RDD2k) 14
I believe Biden does need to read words written for others.
But why couldn't he have that same kind of set-up in the real White House? ---- because someone doesn't want you to see the words or the teleprompter in the reflection from the windows? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 08, 2021 11:18 AM (8D42x) 15
A potato with 2 eyes like black holes.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 08, 2021 11:18 AM (wAnMi) 16
Willowed from Morning Rant thread: 277 = Hoping so.
From the DOJ's portal for the exemptions = "Due to the unusually high volumes of requests for COVID-19 vaccine exemptions, processing times are longer than normal. The Reasonable Accommodation Program appreciates your patience as we work to respond to inquiries, requests, and communications in a timely manner. Thank you for your understanding." Posted by: Greyman27 at October 08, 2021 11:18 AM (RKLPC) 17
Biden's cognitive capacity had already been a bus crash, but now it has further deteriorated to the level of not merely a bus crash, but a bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gasoline and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.
____ I startled the kittehs by laughing way too loud. Posted by: SMH - The War has been won, only the battles remain, as usual at October 08, 2021 11:19 AM (9fLxS) 18
FJB
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at October 08, 2021 11:20 AM (fC8md) 19
From the DOJ's portal for the exemptions = "Due to the unusually high volumes of requests for COVID-19 vaccine exemptions, processing times are longer than normal. The Reasonable Accommodation Program appreciates your patience as we work to respond to inquiries, requests, and communications in a timely manner. Thank you for your understanding."
Posted by: Greyman27 at October 08, 2021 11:18 AM (RKLPC) of course they will get exemptions, but you won't. the praetorian guard is special... Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 08, 2021 11:20 AM (8D42x) 20
I'm getting a FuckBiden face mask.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 08, 2021 11:20 AM (4ZE6o) 21
Has any president done anything weirder than the fake White House?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 08, 2021 11:21 AM (cSyAR) 22
They're doing it because they don't want you to know when they have to start prerecording these things.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 08, 2021 11:22 AM (jOcSX) 23
Ace, another moron had a great observation.
That can be anywhere, and visits to the White House require logs. Visits across the street do not. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:18 AM (RDD2k) And we're also supposed to believe it's across the street? Something like this can be replicated anywhere. Who's to say there's not one in another state, inside of a medical facility or under the fvcking Denver airport for that matter? The media would dutifully report anything requested of them. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 08, 2021 11:22 AM (wAnMi) 24
>>Rick Wilson
>1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. >Trump wins. >The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. Your wife, however, will get all the punishment she craves. Posted by: Rick Wilson's Wife's Bull at October 08, 2021 11:22 AM (8k/pR) 25
Here's another good one ace. It's from the same speech.
Biden calls Lori Lightfoot "Mr Mayor." https://bit.ly/3llO8cD Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2021 11:23 AM (YYlyE) 26
Have the thought the Puppeteer President is in the real White House Oval Office while they have Sundowner over in the fake office
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 08, 2021 11:23 AM (v5sh1) 27
Now is true nature comes to life....Biden in ReAminator Behind The White House Door.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 08, 2021 11:23 AM (aLutp) 28
>And most of my family and a lot of my acquaintances believe that without reservation
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2021 11:17 AM (Xrfse) Bidum isn't the only one pushing that lie. It's still on a lot of the propaganda put out by my state health agency, even to this day. Provable lies, indicated so by THE SCIENCE. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:23 AM (cSs/W) 29
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
We have an eggplant as our 'leader' and even his most die hard supporters can see it. Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2021 11:24 AM (e1mwr) 30
I had to get the double shots to keep my job, so I did it.
The nurse who gave me the shots asked me the usual questions, what is my name, am I feeling ok, etc. Then asked me if I was being coerced to get the shots, I said hell yes, I need to keep my job, feed my family. She gave me the shots. But no boosters. If the first shots were so bad, to heck with boosters. Posted by: mostly innocent bystander at October 08, 2021 11:24 AM (aAP3z) 31
Bidet speaks authentic totalitarian gibberish.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:24 AM (Dq0IK) 32
This might also be preparation for the time when Biden is under palliative care.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 08, 2021 11:24 AM (cSyAR) 33
I have some bad news. I am still alive.
Posted by: Rick Wilson at October 08, 2021 11:24 AM (Xrfse) 34
6 Ok, this is hilarious. Delicious tears, except that the amount of estrogen in them would completely ruin any gainzzz for months.
Rick Wilson 1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 08, 2021 11:15 AM (jOcSX) Awesome! The corrupt Derp state will try to find another way, but as long as this lump of fat is crying over it, that's making my Friday already. btw Ricky, it's more of "cannot" enforce the bullshit subpoenas rather a "will not". Separation of power(s) still exist and the House isn't a Kangaroo Court. At least not yet. Posted by: Thrawn at October 08, 2021 11:24 AM (5aFbR) 35
To say I'm livid is putting it mildly.
No, to say you're a twisted deviant without a shred of dignity or honesty is putting it mildly. Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:25 AM (ZsR3z) 36
ace, that ending bit was literature. Beyond mere poetry.
There is absolutely nothing to laugh about, if one knows very much, but I'm (silently) howling. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 11:25 AM (OTzUX) Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2021 11:25 AM (BFigT) 38
And most of my family and a lot of my acquaintances believe that without reservation ** And the unvaxxinated - with their unchanged immune systems - are rapidly mutating the sh*t out of the virus from two years ago. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:25 AM (RDD2k) 39
I'm a lot more concerned about the Turtle than Joe
Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2021 11:25 AM (us2H3) Posted by: Greyman27 at October 08, 2021 11:25 AM (RKLPC) 41
Isn't livid synonymous with purple, which is appropriate given that The Rick is a dick.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 08, 2021 11:26 AM (cSyAR) 42
6 Ok, this is hilarious. Delicious tears, except that the amount of estrogen in them would completely ruin any gainzzz for months.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile Failure Theater; Democrat Edition. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 08, 2021 11:26 AM (yRved) Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2021 11:26 AM (e1mwr) 44
And most of my family and a lot of my acquaintances believe that without reservation * Speaking of, I think Biden's head of the CDC recently openly and willingly said on CNN that the vaxxinated are spreading it like wildfire. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:26 AM (RDD2k) 45
Maybe the Fake White House is to prep Biden for the time when he has to be in the underground bunker because his policies have led to the United States being engulfed in total chaos.
It's not like we're staring down a potential huge economic crash and perhaps complete breakdown of the supply chain. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:26 AM (cSs/W) 46
The president of Ohiovania.
Posted by: Biden at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (wKhdx) 47
The Potemkin presidency.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (A+FdC) Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (xopIz) 49
Clown boners.
Heh Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2021 *** Are the clowns' boners the things that are flaming, or are the clowns themselves flaming? I'm confused. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (/XOcP) 50
President of the Memory Care Ward.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (gdOwC) 51
if you bend over Mr. Wilson, I'm sure we can dig up a broom handle to brighten your day
Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (us2H3) 52
Then the Fake President spread Deadly Medical Misinformation -- which you'd get banned from social media for, but which leftists are allowed to spread with impunity -- claiming, completely falsely, that the vaccinated cannot spread the virus.
I'm confused. If I'm vaccinated (I am) and can't get the virus, i.e., it's 100% effective, why would I need a booster or a mask? Logic is hard, yo! Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (ZsR3z) 53
The president of Ohiovania.
Posted by: Biden The capital of which is Harrisbus. Or Columburg. I can't get them straight. Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (e1mwr) 54
The Pupkin presidency.
Posted by: Rick Wilson at October 08, 2021 11:27 AM (Xrfse) 55
This guy points out that when you fire all the unvaccinated people, the percentage of vaccinated people will necessarily rise, even though your workforce shrinks:
In our innumerate society, this point is less obvious than you think. Which is why Covid fear-porn is as effective as it is in the first place. If people could and would look at things using math, we'd live in a different world. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (QU5/8) 56
Biden's supporters are idiots too. Some on FB were trying to defend the fake spring/summer setting in the Rose Garden as real and that it was because Biden has a greenhouse.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (NpAcC) 57
Yes, Uncle Joe needs a giant jumbotron monitor to read off of. It's easier to set that up in the fake WH set. The press just plays right along. That giant Jumbotron probably has a little bouncing ball going along the words to set the pace. Uncle Joe's attention span is very short, though, so they need something to keep him staring at it. Nothing like a cute little girl to get and keep his attention. So I imagine they have an animated little girl in the jumbotron image to help him follow along with the words. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (Mzdiz) 58
President brags about getting people fired, then claims he'll save the economy. Got it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (KZzsI) 59
So now that all the unvaxxinated people are fired, who is going to be to blame for when the vaxxinated people keep catching and spreading the COVIDs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (RDD2k) 60
Joey Bidet is the Great Pumpkin...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (Dq0IK) 61
I'm a lot more concerned about the Turtle than Joe
Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2021 11:25 AM (us2H3) Droolin' Joe is just a distraction and a demoralization psy-op. The magician's left hand. Nothing more. Yep, the concern is what's going on wherever he's not. The ones that still know what year it is. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 08, 2021 11:29 AM (wAnMi) 62
His deep state handlers just keep this act up for the proles.
Posted by: brak at October 08, 2021 11:29 AM (f/z+J) Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2021 11:29 AM (YYlyE) 64
Somebody needs to hack his monitor to turn it into a karaoke machine.
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 08, 2021 11:29 AM (cSyAR) 65
Yes, Uncle Joe needs a giant jumbotron monitor to read . . .
Posted by: publius That would be "Mumbotron". Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2021 11:29 AM (e1mwr) 66
Biden's cognitive capacity had already been a bus crash, but now it has further deteriorated to the level of not merely a bus crash, but a bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gasoline and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.
Posted by: Ace at 12:14 PM I must have missed this original posting, but Ho Lee Fuk, that's funny. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2021 11:30 AM (m+jkK) Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 08, 2021 11:30 AM (MFphb) 68
Are the clowns' boners the things that are flaming, or are the clowns themselves flaming? I'm confused.
Neither. Flaming clown boners means the boners of very flamboyant clowns. Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:30 AM (ZsR3z) 69
24 >>Rick Wilson
>1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. >Trump wins. >The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. ========= I mean...this could be evidence that the 1/6 insurrection wasn't an insurrection. But that would require challenging some closely held beliefs. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 08, 2021 11:30 AM (LvTSG) 70
This strikes me as similar to Hitler bragging that German society is now 99% Jew-free.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:31 AM (cSs/W) 71
So now that all the unvaxxinated people are fired, who is going to be to blame for when the vaxxinated people keep catching and spreading the COVIDs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (RDD2k) Unvaxxed are always to blame, comrade. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2021 11:31 AM (iQ8vm) 72
45 Maybe the Fake White House is to prep Biden for the time when he has to be in the underground bunker because his policies have led to the United States being engulfed in total chaos.
It's not like we're staring down a potential huge economic crash and perhaps complete breakdown of the supply chain. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:26 AM (cSs/W) Invasion of Taiwan by the Chi-Coms: *waves* "Don't forget about me!" Posted by: Thrawn at October 08, 2021 11:31 AM (5aFbR) 73
"Last night I was in a television. Huh-huh. I mean on a telephone. I mean I was in a tele . . .a tele . . . a teleportation device, like on a spaceship. Yeah, that's it! I mean, c'mon man, I know I was somewhere!"
--Joe Biden Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2021 11:31 AM (k4dH2) 74
I did not know until genius Biden told me that raising the debt limit is not about new spending. Raising the debt limit is about paying what we already owe?
You see it all makes sense now. Also internet has been scrubbed of Biden's votes to raise the debt limit. I know Obama voted against it under Bush the Lesser. I'm sure Biden has voted against it under every republican president. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 08, 2021 11:31 AM (iDcra) 75
Did Flaming Clown Boners open for Insane Clown Posse?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:32 AM (Dq0IK) 76
Bidet is the Kaboom of presidents.
And can only say that as Kaboom hasn't been made for years, as they'd sue me for defamation otherwise for the comarison. Posted by: Bete at October 08, 2021 11:32 AM (Ojki1) 77
I would totally watch that "Gasoline Comedy" act. Except for the boners part.
Posted by: democrats at October 08, 2021 11:32 AM (Y5qcH) 78
So now that all the unvaxxinated people are fired, who is going to be to blame for when the vaxxinated people keep catching and spreading the COVIDs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (RDD2k) Haven't you heard? The unvaxxed are the reason the virus is mutating. Because in the history of the world, no virus has ever mutated. So, they get it, the virus mutates, and then attacks the vaccinated. Just because the unvaxxed don't die is because it didn't mutate yet - and it's a smart virus. Not like that stupid flu, who's shit's all retarded. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 08, 2021 11:32 AM (wAnMi) 79
I signed up for the Flaming Clown Boners newsletter. I sure hope it's not a ruse.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at October 08, 2021 11:32 AM (Xrfse) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (d9FiS) 81
Before we go on I just want to word salad my friends who live in Ohio...uhh...not Ohio...Pennsylvania...Illinois. Tim? Where's Tim? Vaccines save lives, and kids, KIDS! And where's Tim? Tim?
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (OfDbA) 82
Why aren't Republicans buying TV time - now - and putting these clips on air to prep the battle field and shame suburban women and independents who may still want to associated with Biden and Democrats?
Also, why do I keep asking stupid questions? Posted by: Two Weeks at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (ELnqd) 83
It's not like we're staring down a potential huge economic crash and perhaps complete breakdown of the supply chain.
I went to Costco this morning to buy meat for an upcoming party, and the prices are almost double what they used to be. I'm in the fortunate position that I can afford it, even if I'm not happy about it, but I guess the rest of the peasants are going to have to sharpen up their squirrel hunting skills. Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (ZsR3z) Posted by: RUReadingthis at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (aQ25I) 85
So now that all the unvaxxinated people are fired, who is going to be to blame for when the vaxxinated people keep catching and spreading the COVIDs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:28 AM (RDD2k) Still us. For some new reason like we won't stay locked in our houses. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX) 86
And the country chose this almost literally drooling idiot (he was an idiot his entire life) - who had no campaign, apart from announcing he would shut down the oil industry - over full employment, some effort to restoring border security and immigration rule of law, confronting China's all-front offensives, a decent chance at ending the Iranian regime, abundant cheap energy, and the list goes on.
Oh - and a president who dealt with the press or other outsiders up to 4 times a day, live, no script, no prep, no limits - and spent several *hours*, *daily*, dealing with the press, live, with his (disastrously incompetent - but most of the public and all the press idiotically takes them seriously) technical advisers present, for weeks. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (OTzUX) 87
59 So now that all the unvaxxinated people are fired, who is going to be to blame for when the vaxxinated people keep catching and spreading the COVIDs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Jews, Christians, Southerners; you know, the usual scapegoats. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (yRved) 88
"As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas."
I thought that commission wanted to bring over the Farcebook whistleblower and gin up some more insurrection talk. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (TNyrE) 89
86 And the country chose this almost literally drooling idiot (he was an idiot his entire life) - who had no campaign, apart from announcing he would shut down the oil industry - over full employment, some effort to restoring border security and immigration rule of law, confronting China's all-front offensives, a decent chance at ending the Iranian regime, abundant cheap energy, and the list goes on.
Oh - and a president who dealt with the press or other outsiders up to 4 times a day, live, no script, no prep, no limits - and spent several *hours*, *daily*, dealing with the press, live, with his (disastrously incompetent - but most of the public and all the press idiotically takes them seriously) technical advisers present, for weeks. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (OTzUX) ========= The country did not choose Biden. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (LvTSG) 90
I think a lot of companies are taking advantage of this to trim payroll without having to pay severance.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (kTF2Z) 91
Prove him wrong.
Someone get Crocodile Dundee on the horn. Posted by: bonhomme at October 08, 2021 *** The Aussie police have locked him up. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (/XOcP) 92
Why does he need a fake WH set?
Here's my wild-a$$ guess *dons tinfoil*. . . it's to get us used to seeing fake Biden, so that as needed, they can have him speak from another set somewhere else*, and possibly eventually a deepfake Biden. Look, the human eye can pick up fake from CGI, so they need to find a way to get us to dismiss that uncanny valley/this is so fake reaction when viewing him. We should not accept any fake presidential stuff, period. Bad orecedent. *As his health declines it will be harder to get him to perform and to be out an about within the WH. So they move him back to Deleware and have him pre-tape his appearances. Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (bDqIh) 93
So who was the teacher or counsellor who told a very stupid high school student named Joe that he could be president if he really, really wanted to?
Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 08, 2021 11:35 AM (cSyAR) 94
Biden's cognitive capacity had already been a bus crash, but now it has further deteriorated to the level of not merely a bus crash, but a bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gasoline and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.
Posted by: Ace at 12:14 PM That bought tears to my eyes. Tears of laughter! Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 08, 2021 11:35 AM (iDcra) 95
This guy is impressive. Said no one.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:35 AM (J7wri) 96
Why aren't Republicans buying TV time - now - and putting these clips on air to prep the battle field and shame suburban women and independents who may still want to associated with Biden and Democrats?
Also, why do I keep asking stupid questions? Posted by: Two Weeks at October 08, 2021 11:33 AM (ELnqd) ----------------- Someone convinced them that TV ad buys were a waste and that they should instead focus on fundraising texts. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 08, 2021 11:36 AM (TNyrE) 97
The best president Mail In Ballots could elect.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:36 AM (J7wri) 98
Flaming Clown Boners In the Age of Delta House Variant.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 08, 2021 11:36 AM (d9FiS) 99
96 Someone convinced them that TV ad buys were a waste and that they should instead focus on fundraising texts.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 08, 2021 11:36 AM (TNyrE) ========= TV ads are largely a waste except to political consultants. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 08, 2021 11:36 AM (LvTSG) 100
Snarky Ace is the best Ace.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2021 11:36 AM (W2Pud) 101
FWIW, I had an opportunity to fly United for an upcoming vacation in the next few days, absolutely ruled it out over the dickhead CEO and his hobby horse politics.
Posted by: Hylian at October 08, 2021 11:37 AM (YsTC1) 102
Biden voters deserve the POS. I don't.
Posted by: Klaftern at October 08, 2021 11:37 AM (taPSh) 103
Oh, man; everything after 'Biden's cognitive capacity' should be engraved on the bottom of some big statue somewhere, so it can be turned into settled law.
That's how it works, right? Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at October 08, 2021 11:37 AM (0/qYZ) 104
Biden's cognitive capacity had already been a bus crash, but now it has further deteriorated to the level of not merely a bus crash, but a bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gasoline and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.
Posted by: Ace at 12:14 PM ___________________________ You have fascinating dreams, Ace. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 08, 2021 11:37 AM (yRved) 105
Here's my wild-a$$ guess *dons tinfoil*. . . it's to get us used to seeing fake Biden, so that as needed, they can have him speak from another set somewhere else*, and possibly eventually a deepfake Biden. Look, the human eye can pick up fake from CGI, so they need to find a way to get us to dismiss that uncanny valley/this is so fake reaction when viewing him.
The flaw in this plan is that they won't be able to resist trying to improve on Joe version 1. Joe version 2 will have wings and gills. Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:37 AM (ZsR3z) 106
Me and Mrs. Moose had a candid conversation about President Low Wattage after the election. Sort of an over/under.
I said that there was no possible way Joe could run for a second term, and a warm steaming pile of dog crap could beat Kamala as is, and it would be nigh impossible for her to lose her primary as the first woman veep, so it was within the Dems best interests to keep the "Joe is competent" facade up for about a year then hand over the reigns to Kamala to give her a 3 year admin to try and boost her incumbency advantage. Posted by: mikethemoose at October 08, 2021 11:37 AM (T/vhV) 107
The strange case of McAuliffe being not that Swift
At Carlyle, Youngkin worked with the media executive Scooter Braun to acquire Big Machine Label Group, taking control of all of Swift's master recordings. This morning, the Twitter account belonging to the Democratic Party of Virginia pointed followers to the new items: "tis the damn season to get your swifties against youngkin merchandise," the tweet read, with a link to its online store. But then the merchandise was yanked from the website with no explanation. Turns out Scooter Braun is a big Democrat supporter. Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2021 11:38 AM (RHGPo) 108
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Someone convinced them that TV ad buys were a waste and that they should instead focus on fundraising texts. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 08, 2021 11:36 AM (TNyrE) Solid answer. Eligible for 5x matching from our secret donor. Posted by: Two Weeks at October 08, 2021 11:38 AM (ELnqd) 109
Neither. Flaming clown boners means the boners of very flamboyant clowns.
Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 *** And "flamboyant" means like Liberace or Truman Capote . . .? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 11:38 AM (/XOcP) 110
TV ads are largely a waste except to political consultants.
Compared to direct mail, (direct into the trash) they're golden. But yeah, they're largely just background noise now. Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (ZsR3z) 111
25-30% of people will not get it no matter what. Good luck replacing them. Doctors, Nurses, hospital staff, factory workers (don't laugh we have a couple left), warehouse employees, dock workers, truck drivers, grocery store employees, are utility workers (low IQ 3rd Worlders won't cut it they are worthless where they are employed).
Basically anything with a skill that required English and an IQ over 85 to keep the economy going and the supply chains and basic necessities flowing (food, water, electricity, internet, shelter, clothes, necessary goods and services) Service sector restaurant and hospitality jobs don't count... only lazy entitled people don't buy, prepare, and cook their own food and require to be catered to all the time. Our Overlords are planning to cause outages and shortages and closings of everything. They will blame the unvaccinated and White People. They will then say ackshulley this is a good thing because Climate Change, Build Back Better, and erasing "Colonialism" aka White People and Everything White. I wish I was wrong. This is what those you can't criticize want. Cant censor People who will be erased in 10 years... Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (MSyE6) 112
I think a lot of companies are taking advantage of this to trim payroll without having to pay severance.
Shedding those who are probably their most innovative and productive employees. Suicide by ideology. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (Xrfse) 113
I said that there was no possible way Joe could run for a second term, and a warm steaming pile of dog crap could beat Kamala as is, and it would be nigh impossible for her to lose her primary as the first woman veep, so it was within the Dems best interests to keep the "Joe is competent" facade up for about a year then hand over the reigns to Kamala to give her a 3 year admin to try and boost her incumbency advantage.
Posted by: mikethemoose Its a decent theory, but will Joe play along? Does anyone want their "legacy" to be the guy that had to leave early because he clearly had dementia before he was sworn in? I'm dealing with a father that has dementia, they are stubborn assholes and relish in doubling down on their bad decisions as a way to assert themselves. Posted by: Hylian at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (YsTC1) 114
As his health declines it will be harder to get him to perform and to be out an about within the WH. So they move him back to Deleware and have him pre-tape his appearances.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (bDqIh) Yep. No matter what time of day it is, it's always 1pm. The media isn't going to say this was last week. In fact, when he's "lucid" they might do several recordings at once to spread out over the next few weeks. Just change his tie and you're good to go. There should be subtle tells. Like, are there still snipers on top of the WH? If he's across the street, then we should be seeing a huge step up in security presence. If everything seems relaxed, I'd be looking to Delaware or the Mayo. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (wAnMi) 115
I think the technology exists to do a fake "hologram" Biden pretty well. And yes, you'd need a set with all that fancy projection equipment to do it, couldn't be set up in the Oval Office. At this point, I can believe they would do that. Biden croaks, strokes out, or just becomes so demented he can't be seen, and so they do the Deep Fake. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (Mzdiz) 116
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1) 117
To call Biden a retard is unfair to retards everywhere...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 08, 2021 11:40 AM (flINI) 118
I think the monitor theory makes sense, the Oval office is fairly small and very specifically wired.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2021 11:40 AM (KZzsI) 119
I'm more than willing to throw this out there at this point.
The vaccines have caused more harm to humans than the virus would have, had they just done the RIGHT thing and discovered and implemented treatments. This vaccine is NOT saving lives. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1) 120
That clown bit is one of the HQ's greatest hits. I love that it's being repurposed.
Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (mf5HN) 121
So Joe thinks the vaxx is like a roach motel, where the virus checks in but can't check out?
Posted by: Bete at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (Ojki1) 122
Why aren't Republicans buying TV time - now - and putting these clips on air to prep the battle field and shame suburban women and independents who may still want to associated with Biden and Democrats?
** Remember when we didn't see a single ad about Joe pinching little girls or their niece's quote about Joe showering with her or anything at all having to do with Hunter? That. The Republicans are on their team. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (RDD2k) 123
Biden is telling associates he's running in 24.
Posted by: It's Happening at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (YglP/) 124
Only thing missing from the snark is some NYC Keystone cops showing up Benny Hill style and capping everyone.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (Dq0IK) 125
"quarter of those eligible did not get the shot"
then "need vast majority vaccinated to beat". Check me if i'm wrong Sandy, but 75% is the vast majority. Posted by: its an op, m'kay, ops are bad, m'kay at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (BV7wj) 126
113 Its a decent theory, but will Joe play along?
Does anyone want their "legacy" to be the guy that had to leave early because he clearly had dementia before he was sworn in? I'm dealing with a father that has dementia, they are stubborn assholes and relish in doubling down on their bad decisions as a way to assert themselves. Posted by: Hylian at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (YsTC1) ========== Maybe Biden agreed to this 18 months ago. No way he keeps to that promise now, if he even made it. He's President of the Fucking United States. That's a fucking big deal, and he's not fucking going anywhere, horseface. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (LvTSG) 127
Nothing complex, there is a massive operation to get a double for Biden. It is just taking time to recover from the surgeries. When Joepedo starts making sense the double is in.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 08, 2021 11:42 AM (iDcra) 128
123 Biden is telling associates he's running in 24.
Posted by: It's Happening at October 08, 2021 11:41 AM (YglP/) Is it possible he's too far gone to know how far gone he is? Posted by: Northernlurkerish at October 08, 2021 11:42 AM (cSyAR) 129
Rick Wilson
1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. Trump wins. The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. To say I'm livid is putting it mildly. Dear THE Rick Wilson. I'm not saying that I'm ROTFLMAO at this, but my Schadenboner did just text from Pluto to note that it is. Stay as sweet as you are. - RMBS P.S. LOLGF! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2021 11:42 AM (m+jkK) 130
Its a decent theory, but will Joe play along?
Does anyone want their "legacy" to be the guy that had to leave early because he clearly had dementia before he was sworn in? I'm dealing with a father that has dementia, they are stubborn assholes and relish in doubling down on their bad decisions as a way to assert themselves. Posted by: Hylian at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (YsTC1) Even if Joetato wanted to play along, Jill wouldn't let him. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2021 11:42 AM (Ez6QX) 131
I dont think a religious exemption needs to say anything more than "due to my religious beliefs I am exempt". Don't play their game if you don't have to.
Of course if you can walk away from a job that is mandating a vaccine, even better. Moreso if you can walk off with a group. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 08, 2021 11:22 AM (IDhUW) Pulling comment upstairs because reasons. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (IDhUW) 132
The vaccines have caused more harm to humans than the virus would have, had they just done the RIGHT thing and discovered and implemented treatments. This vaccine is NOT saving lives. ** Heck, worse still is that we're pretending ERRYTHANG is the COVIDs. Kid gets a sniffle? Stay home from school for ten days. Granny dies in hospice with a runny nose? COVIDs kilt her. We're so f*cked mentally moving forward. Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (RDD2k) Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (ZsR3z) Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (Xrfse) 135
124 Only thing missing from the snark is some NYC Keystone cops showing up Benny Hill style and capping everyone.
----------------- Those cops work for Nanzi. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (J7wri) 136
For those doing a religious exemption... I came across this website today. It seems to have really good info - both on what to write, what to do if denied, etc. It's lc dot org (Liberty Counsel)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (Ytt2N) 137
Why aren't Republicans buying TV time - now - and putting these clips on air to prep the battle field and shame suburban women and independents who may still want to associated with Biden and Democrats?
Also, why do I keep asking stupid questions? Posted by: Two Weeks Independents don't want to be associated with Biden and the Dems. But guess what, we are done with the GOP and Republicans as well. Suburban White Women have made the switch by now. It's the Childless ones, the "Fellow Whites", and a very small percentage who have not. To anybody who has been paying attention who are Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z, we know elections don't matter especially if you run under one of the 2 parties. It's a false choice. Only retards can't see it by now. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (MSyE6) 138
"We must force vaccinations because only path to beating Covid is via total Vaccination" ...
always with the false premise. Only path to herd immunity is via natural immunity. It appears that mass vaccination into a pandemic has never been the protocol (till Faucism). Malone and several others say that practice actually prevents herd immunity, because the vaccine is only partly effective, and it gives a widespread virus the chance to "breed resistance". Natural immunity is better, and I'm guessing not everyone's natural immunity is achieved via the same path, so there is no one Delta variant that would arise to defeat every person's natural immunity. In any case ... the real science is not to do mass vaccination with leaky vaccines, especially in such a (mostly) non-lethal virus (except probably good to give it to the comorbidity-vulnerable). Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM (Cus5s) 139
I can't stand looking at that Fire Marshal Bill face of this dipsh*t. He is a vain, stupid man. One look at all his cosmetic "enhancements" (something I find kinda weird in men anyway) at his age just screams pathetic.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM (sVtYq) 140
At this point, I can believe they would do that. Biden croaks, strokes out, or just becomes so demented he can't be seen, and so they do the Deep Fake.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 08, 2021 11:39 AM (Mzdiz) ---------------- President Max Headroom. That "stutter" could actually be worked into this setup rather well. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM (TNyrE) 141
I'm more skeptical about the extent of Biden's decline. He was a well-known fuck-up and grown-tard his whole career. So much so that even his lazy, grifter boss-man Obama openly mused that it was impossible to underestimate Biden's capacity for failure. His family and personal life is a trash fire. So his failings aren't just professional. In conclusion, Biden has always sucked cock, and he has always done so by choice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM (QU5/8) 142
States have presidents?
This man is an embarrassing clusterfuck and if you still support him, I wish you nothing but blessings for your heart, you idiot fuckbucket. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM (Zz0t1) 143
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Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2021 11:42 AM (m+jkK) I'm livid that there will be no investigation of what happened on 1/6 - a Reichstag Fire incident created by the Left to use as a pretext for political persecutions. But, Rick Wilson can go fuck himself. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM (s2VJv) 144
Biden is telling associates he's running in 24.
================== Of course it's true! My word as a Bidden. Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (OfDbA) 145
It's a false choice. Only retards can't see it by now.
Oh, gosh, I'm stunned by your mental wattage. Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (ZsR3z) 146
People he has the authority to mandate
Federal employees Federal contractors- including all employees of any company which has a federal contract All healthcare workers of facilities that take medicare funding Basically everybody. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (e+2e/) 147
Rick Wilson
1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. Trump wins. The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. To say I'm livid is putting it mildly. === You know, stroke risk an all. . . just sayin' Posted by: this is a professional observation, not humor at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (MxYCY) 148
How has no one challenged the legislative branch running police in DC? That's a clear separation of powers violation
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (KZzsI) 149
Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: flounder at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (KnJdm) 150
Maybe John Kerry could be Biden's interpreter at these press theater gigs?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (J7wri) 151
Suggestion to the WH: Have Jen Psaki stand next to Biden holding up a newspaper with today's date, like kidnappers do, to prove he's spouting Authentic Leftist Gibberish on the actual day.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (mNhhD) 152
Biden is telling associates he's running in 24.
So am I. Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (Xrfse) de Blasio..."me too" Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (AwYPR) 153
How long before he gets removed? Biden is like a monkey fucking a football. Only what he does and is matters. How long before the dems remove him. He is killing them. Not that i mind that part.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (0OmEj) 154
TJM, one can assert that, but it needs to be documented. At least for those who require more than feelz and suggestive evidence for something. And so far, it's not being documented.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (OTzUX) 155
>Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2021 11:34 AM (bDqIh)
V-tuber Biden Beta Test was already attempted, but they goofed when his hand clipped through the mic. Doing the insertion into live video recorded outside must have been too much for the algorithm to handle, so they have to scale it back to a static set. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (cSs/W) 156
Biden's cognitive capacity had already been a bus crash, but now it has further deteriorated to the level of not merely a bus crash, but a bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gasoline and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.
A run-on sentence paragraph that will live in infamy...... Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (Zz0t1) 157
141 In conclusion, Biden has always sucked cock, and he has always done so by choice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM (QU5/ Considering where he came from and where he is now, along with a bank account of untold tens of millions in graft and grift, I'd say he's the greatest cocksucker that ever lived. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (s2VJv) 158
Did Flaming Clown Boners open for Insane Clown Posse?
Posted by: Anna Puma They did open for The Flaming Lips on their 2010 tour. It seemed like it should have been the other way around. Posted by: mikeski at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (0TiQ2) 159
Re fake Biden: Reminds me of the scientist on that Star Trek episode that became the drugged-up Hitler of the planet. Except Biden doesn't need to be drugged up to be a mere puppet.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (+56GQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (Dq0IK) 161
clap clap clapclapclap
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (W2Pud) 162
I called the otters.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 08, 2021 11:14 AM (kTF2Z) *covers cornhole* Posted by: flounder at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (KnJdm) 163
Grampa, Uncle Brandon says eff you.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (Xrfse) 164
This would all be hilarious if it were on TV and not really happening.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (iDcra) 165
>>> That bought tears to my eyes. Tears of laughter!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 08, 2021 11:35 AM (iDcra) Fiery tears of laughter! Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (4D/dn) 166
He will run in 24 with a different running mate.
Or they are keeping the primary field narrow for kamala. He will croak after it is too late for anyone to run in the primary, kamala will get the nom by default. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (e+2e/) Posted by: Greyman27 at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (RKLPC) 168
For those doing a religious exemption... I came across this website today. It seems to have really good info - both on what to write, what to do if denied, etc. It's lc dot org (Liberty Counsel)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 08, 2021 *** I've borrowed some wording from a number of their templates. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (/XOcP) 169
Pure comedy gold, on the clown car crash. When Ace first posted it, he and I were never-Trumpers, back when we all thought the Republican Party actually cared about its constituents. I nearly wet my pants back then, and today stood up and pumped my fist at the outrageous awesomeness of it.
Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (ATyck) 170
"Biden's cognitive capacity had already been a bus crash, but now it has further deteriorated"
Seems about the same to me. All the people who voted for him and supported him knew full well his decrepitude, but only TDS and hatred of America drives their political decisions. Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (qpX6U) 171
Rick Wilson
1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. Trump wins. The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. To say I'm livid is putting it mildly. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 08, 2021 11:15 AM (jOcSX) LMAO, sad gay butt pirate is sad. Posted by: flounder at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (KnJdm) 172
Said it in a previous thread: Joe may be demented but he's a demented tyrant.
The string pullers and button pushers have not had to work hard to get him to go along with their plans. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (KbCG3) 173
154 TJM, one can assert that, but it needs to be documented. At least for those who require more than feelz and suggestive evidence for something. And so far, it's not being documented.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 11:45 AM (OTzUX) ========= The AZ audit is full of tens of thousands of votes of anomalies. I'm confident that the people who said that Trump was Hitler for 5 years and that they would do anything to knock him out of power did everything they could do to knock him out of power. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (LvTSG) 174
"Its a decent theory, but will Joe play along?"
Really doesn't matter. Better question is will Jill play along? Joe may be stubborn but his grip on reality is too weak to not be manipulated. Jill is the real Queen Macbeth here. And yes she will comply, when it comes to seriously hurting the commienazi agenda which is what *not* stepping down peacefully would do, her life and legacy are both at stake. If you risk making commienazi inc taking an election loss to Trump or DeSantis, that would seriously set back their agenda, or maybe even derail it, yeah they will put full pressure on. Posted by: mikethemoose at October 08, 2021 11:47 AM (T/vhV) 175
153 How long before he gets removed? Biden is like a monkey fucking a football. Only what he does and is matters. How long before the dems remove him. He is killing them. Not that i mind that part.
---------------- Well, Bill DeBlazio is looking for a new grift. Who knew black wives cost that much? Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:48 AM (J7wri) 176
I'm livid that there will be no investigation of what happened on 1/6 - a Reichstag Fire incident created by the Left to use as a pretext for political persecutions.
But, Rick Wilson can go fuck himself. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:44 AM J.J., I concur that we need an investigation of what a Reichstag Fire moment that was, but not one done by the Democrats. If, God willing, we get a majority back and the Jotato loses in 24, this needs full sunlight, and leftist heads need to roll. But, as always, Wilson can GF. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2021 11:48 AM (m+jkK) 177
I think Biden has to last 2 yrs plus a day. Kamala can then finish "his" term; then run for elected President twice. With illegals, homeless, felons probably getting the vote she'd win unanamously.
Posted by: pahound at October 08, 2021 11:48 AM (xO0Lv) 178
Oh BTW, you've probably seen that Sweden, Denmark, and Finland have suspended the use of Moderna for under 30 due to the myocarditis risk. Iceland joined in today, and has suspended it for everyone. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 08, 2021 11:48 AM (Mzdiz) 179
The flaw in this plan is that they won't be able to resist trying to improve on Joe version 1. Joe version 2 will have wings and gills.
Posted by: pep at October 08, 2021 11:37 AM (ZsR3z) I said yesterday I was convinced that google would have rolled out their deep fake of Joe by now. We'd see him getting sharper, wittier, and his blue eyes would start to open as the his ashen pallor replaced with rosy cheeks. But I think that they're more than delighted with the demoralization effect he's had on the nation, and has become a serious distraction away from the people really doing the damage. If they do roll out a deep fake, it's going to be based on what we see right now. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 08, 2021 11:48 AM (wAnMi) 180
This clown is an absolute disgrace to the country and to politicians in general. How long do his handlers believe Biden can continue pretending to run the country until he starts drooling on his pants?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:48 AM (XSRBF) 181
A run-on sentence paragraph that will live in infamy......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (Zz0t1) With only eight conjunctions if I counted correctly. Posted by: Just a side note at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (2DOZq) 182
156 A run-on sentence paragraph that will live in infamy......
Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (Zz0t1) "If I'd have had the time by and by like a sweet summer rain that only fell on the Spanish moss as if it were the last rains of time - from a time long past yet still remembered like one's first kiss from a lost love - that I too would remember it as it was and not as I had wished for it to be all those long languorous months gone by like so many leaves drifting on the Mississippi to the Gulf, a gulf that separates past, present and future... now and always abiding in us." - - William Faulkner Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (s2VJv) 183
Rick Wilson
1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. Trump wins. The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. To say I'm livid is putting it mildly. Rick. You're an idiot. By the way, you stop stuffing children in the ass yet? Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1) 184
...I wish you nothing but blessings for your heart, you idiot fuckbucket.
-- The turns of phrase I read here at the HQ always gives me a chuckle. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (sVtYq) 185
I [heart] the flaming clown boners bit.
Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (4I/2K) 186
Fuck Joe Biden, Trump Won
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (XvPQV) 187
Rick Wllsons penis has gone unexamined for decades.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (e+2e/) 188
Rick the Dick, does the 1/6 cancellation make your brown eye blue or does it make it black and blue?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (iDcra) 189
If he's alive in '24, he absolutely could run, and win. Why not? He'll be no worse a disaster than Obama was, across the board, but we're talking about the US, today, not some serious country in which non-entities like Obama and Biden wouldn't get past Iowa (as Biden didn't, for decades).
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 11:50 AM (OTzUX) 190
The Lincoln Project has clowns now?
Posted by: Vairish84 at October 08, 2021 11:50 AM (3vtHv) 191
- - William Faulkner Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (s2VJv) Ace's is better......coherently speaking. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1) 192
>>>The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished.
To say I'm livid is putting it mildly. Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile Sure Fat Pirate, Trump may have won, but those is jail certainly lose. I cannot wait until an embolism takes this POS out. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (XSRBF) 193
Our Overlords are planning to cause outages and shortages and closings of everything.
== Yup. The U.S. is in the way. Specifically the people. Our govt sold out long ago. But the people put Trump in, and the Overlords will not abide their plans being derailed again. Reagan was bad enough. They never took Trump seriously until it was too late. Then they pulled out all the stops to be rid of him. They will not take that chance again. They mean to end this before another cycle. Posted by: this is a professional observation, not humor at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (z8DP1) 194
I have a pen and a television . . . telegraph . . . uhhh . . . Telstar . . . Toledo . . . avocado toast!
Posted by: President Biden and His 81,000,000 votes at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (d9FiS) 195
Considering where he came from and where he is now, along with a bank account of untold tens of millions in graft and grift, I'd say he's the greatest cocksucker that ever lived.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:46 AM (s2VJv) *** Pardon me? Posted by: Kumswallow Harris at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (flINI) Posted by: Just Lily at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (vivhj) 197
Early report on gainnnzzzz. I have partially regained my sense of smell after losing for a week due to covid. I can smell strong scents like coffee and cinnamon. Next test will be a dirty diaper after the little one wakes up.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (cqAUI) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (XSRBF) 199
111 25-30% of people will not get it no matter what. Good luck replacing them. Doctors, Nurses, hospital staff, factory workers (don't laugh we have a couple left), warehouse employees, dock workers, truck drivers, grocery store employees, are utility workers
Posted by: Widespread Pepe I turned my religious exemption letter in this week, now I wait to hear. If they don't give it to me, I retire. It's about five years before I planned to, and there isn't anyone who can do the technical work I do. I'm taking a 75% pay cut, but I'd rather take the retirement and find what the kids call a side hustle, or even a low paying admin job, than give in to this. Thank God I don't have to support a family, my heart really goes out to people in that position. This is just so freaking wrong. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (GZ/yK) 200
Let's go, Brandon!
Posted by: flounder at October 08, 2021 *** I keep thinking this is a line from, or reference to, the original Beverly Hills 90201. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (/XOcP) 201
-- The turns of phrase I read here at the HQ always gives me a chuckle. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (sVtYq) This warms my heart. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (Zz0t1) 202
It's a false choice. Only retards can't see it by now.
Oh, gosh, I'm stunned by your mental wattage. Posted by: pep I'm even more stunned that people could not figure it out before they reached 9th grade. Must have other kind of skin in the game like loyal to a foreign country or $$$$$$$ to not get it. Or a mouth breather. Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (MSyE6) 203
Oops -- Beverly Hills 90210
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (/XOcP) 204
Oh BTW, you've probably seen that Sweden, Denmark, and Finland have suspended the use of Moderna for under 30 due to the myocarditis risk.
Iceland joined in today, and has suspended it for everyone. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 08, 2021 11:48 AM (Mzdiz) Son has a deadline of December 3 to get the jab. I told him December is a long way off, so he should wait and see what happens between now and then. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (Ez6QX) 205
Team Jill here. Dementia Joe deserves a full term as a rebuke to the brain dead assholes who voted for him.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (m/Gc2) 206
The fake white house has zero entry floors, those showers with low entry and handles, and life alert buttons every 6 feet
Posted by: brak at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (f/z+J) 207
Haven't you heard? The unvaxxed are the reason the virus is mutating. Because in the history of the world, no virus has ever mutated. So, they get it, the virus mutates, and then attacks the vaccinated. Just because the unvaxxed don't die is because it didn't mutate yet - and it's a smart virus. Not like that stupid flu, who's shit's all retarded. Posted by: clutch cargo For years I kept hearing people say we were producing generations of borderline retarded kids who would grow-up to be aggressively retarded adults with the dumbing down of our educational system with things like common core math and I thought, Nah, that's a huge exaggeration. Damn, I was so wrong. Posted by: Biergood at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (FQWHA) 208
Rick Wllsons penis has gone unexamined for decades.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (e+2e/) Completely unnecessary for someone like Rick who finds himself at the bottom of a drunken hobo fuck pile every night in a ditch just outside of town... Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (5iUNf) 209
195
Pardon me? Posted by: Kumswallow Harris at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (flINI) As I said, you can't top that. Or bottom it either toots. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (s2VJv) 210
The emperor has no clothes...and a dribble cup.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (VpIIl) 211
John Wayne Gacey was a clown and serial killer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (Dq0IK) 212
The Lincoln Project has clowns now?
Posted by: Vairish84 Easier to lure the little boys. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (XSRBF) Now I've got Bill Kristol in my head saying 'Oh yes, they float. They all float down here....' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (XvPQV) 213
Oh BTW, you've probably seen that Sweden, Denmark, and Finland have suspended the use of Moderna for under 30 due to the myocarditis risk.
Iceland joined in today, and has suspended it for everyone. ** But how are people supposed to risk serious injury or death every four months if they do that? Posted by: Moron Robbie - 60% of COVID hospitalizations are vaccinated, see slide 12 at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (RDD2k) 214
Early report on gainnnzzzz. I have partially regained my sense of smell after losing for a week due to covid. I can smell strong scents like coffee and cinnamon. Next test will be a dirty diaper after the little one wakes up.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (cqAUI) Good News!!! Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (Zz0t1) 215
For the record, stalwart conservatives like Dan Crenshaw said there was absolutely no fraud in the 2020 election. Or something.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (XSRBF) 216
They will not take that chance again. They mean to end this before another cycle.
Posted by: this is a professional observation, not humor at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (z8DP1) US. They mean to end US before another cycle. Now not even Trump is in their way. Posted by: Just Lily at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (vivhj) 217
Early report on gainnnzzzz. I have partially regained my sense of smell after losing for a week due to covid. I can smell strong scents like coffee and cinnamon. Next test will be a dirty diaper after the little one wakes up.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (cqAUI) A week is not bad. It took hubs a lot longer than that to get his back, and there are still things he can't smell almost a year later. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (Ez6QX) 218
198 >>>The Lincoln Project has clowns now?
Posted by: Vairish84 Easier to lure the little boys. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:51 AM (XSRBF) "I had nothing on them." - - John Wayne Gacy Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (s2VJv) 219
Invasion of Taiwan by the Chi-Coms: *waves* "Don't forget about me!"
Posted by: Thrawn at October 08, 2021 11:31 AM (5aFbR) why am i reading this as you're about to unleash the Chiss on Taiwan? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (8D42x) 220
>Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 08, 2021 11:43 AM (IDhUW)
This is correct. "I am asserting my right to a religious exemption of mandatory medical treatment in accordance with Title VII of the Civil Rights Act". The end. Do not elaborate further, that gives them an opening that will be used to shitcan you if that's what they want to do. Not that you can't be fired for simply asserting your right, but it puts them on much more tenuous ground. Don't bother with a long, sincere letter detailing your beliefs, and FFS, never copy and paste a form letter from the interwebs. Of course, it may not matter if things devolve to colander facemask days soon. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (cSs/W) 221
I've got a replica of the Oval Office in my sound-proofed second basement that I am willing to rent out on an as-needed basis. Just give me a few hours so I can unchain Kevin McCarthy from under the desk and give everything a quick wipe down with bleach.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (VbI7r) 222
Now I've got Bill Kristol in my head saying 'Oh yes, they float. They all float down here....'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Failure happens, giving up is a choice at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM Kill it with fire. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (m+jkK) 223
Oh BTW, you've probably seen that Sweden, Denmark, and Finland have suspended the use of Moderna for under 30 due to the myocarditis risk. Iceland joined in today, and has suspended it for everyone.
White supremacist disinformation!!! Arrest them all!!! Stay safe. Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (Xrfse) 224
Looks like another home vacation for Brandon this weekend due to the VIP airspace closure.
Posted by: CDR M (retired) at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (j3hMq) 225
I turned my religious exemption letter in this week, now I wait to hear. If they don't give it to me, I retire. It's about five years before I planned to, and there isn't anyone who can do the technical work I do. I'm taking a 75% pay cut, but I'd rather take the retirement and find what the kids call a side hustle, or even a low paying admin job, than give in to this. Thank God I don't have to support a family, my heart really goes out to people in that position. This is just so freaking wrong.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 *** Same here, though I don't think my pay cut will be quite that severe. Though I'll let them fire me so I can apply for unemployment and maybe mount a wrongful termination suit. I've checked -- I get my pension even if I'm fired; and my SS is almost as high as it's gonna get. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (/XOcP) 226
I hereby repurpose it as having always been about Joe Biden's dead brain.
----- LOL. That post (after one of the 2016 R Presidential debates, and about Trump's performance) had me crying. After having lurked for several months, it induced me to begin commenting as it was one of the funniest things I'd ever read. Posted by: ShainS -- Unauthorized Freedom Exhibitionist at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (mZ3xv) 227
>>>I can smell strong scents like coffee and cinnamon. Next test will be a dirty diaper after the little one wakes up.
Posted by: Mishdog Mish, I still detect certain smells very heavily, like onions and smoke from a fire. It's the weirdest thing Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (XSRBF) 228
John Wayne Gacey was a clown and serial killer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:52 AM (Dq0IK) He did a gig or two in my neighborhood when I was a wee lad. I guess you can say my lack of popularity might've saved my life. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (Zz0t1) 229
I don't remember what clusterf*** the clown boner scenario pertained to originally, but these days I'd probably just shrug, maybe even remember fondly such reasonable times.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (p7r9F) 230
Biden addressing dismal September jobs report and spinning like the wind.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (NpAcC) 231
Rick Wilson
I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news. As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas. Trump wins. The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished. *** First, there was no 1/6 terror plot. The only real "plotters" were the FBI and other Deep State bureaucrats who tried to invent an "insurrection" out of nothing. Second, there are still a substantial number of Americans being held in jails in D.C., for the better part of a year now, for 1/6 misdemeanors such as trespassing and disorderly conduct -- offenses which are usually not prosecuted at all, and almost never punished with jail time, let alone months of jail time. Regardless of what some stupid commission does or does not do, the real crimes of January 6th remain those committed by the federal government, against innocent Americans, too many of whom still remain locked up in jail, as political prisoners of this illegitimate regime. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (k4dH2) 232
"Unvaxxed are always to blame, comrade."
right, the new improved sciency-tific method. Here is your result, now go make some hypotheses to explain it, and fabricate some evidence in support. (call AG/FBI to threaten some scientists to provide fake numbers, if necessary) Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (Cus5s) 233
>>>"I had nothing on them."
- - John Wayne Gacy Posted by: J.J. Sefton I suspect the Lincoln clowns use red balloons. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (XSRBF) 234
Imagine Tater Stelter in clown makeup, doing that weird-ass fake grin.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (xPJvm) 235
What is the vaccine called that Israel uses?
Posted by: Just a side note at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (2DOZq) 236
211 John Wayne Gacey was a clown and serial killer.
-------------- He was also a Democratic Ward Captain as well. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (J7wri) 237
A face-on-monitor teleprompter is just a simple add-on to the camera, and doesn't require a larger footprint or a pile of equipment. That excuse is total bullshit. Here's a typical one. https://tinyurl.com/m9prcc8z Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (n+4am) 238
Steve Martin as "Joey Bidet- The Man With No Brain."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (Dq0IK) 239
184 ...I wish you nothing but blessings for your heart, you idiot fuckbucket.
-- The turns of phrase I read here at the HQ always gives me a chuckle. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2021 11:49 AM (sVtYq) Agreed...made me larf! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (BgMrQ) 240
First, there was no 1/6 terror plot. The only real "plotters" were the FBI and other Deep State bureaucrats who tried to invent an "insurrection" out of nothing. Second, there are still a substantial number of Americans being held in jails in D.C., for the better part of a year now, for 1/6 misdemeanors such as trespassing and disorderly conduct -- offenses which are usually not prosecuted at all, and almost never punished with jail time, let alone months of jail time. Regardless of what some stupid commission does or does not do, the real crimes of January 6th remain those committed by the federal government, against innocent Americans, too many of whom still remain locked up in jail, as political prisoners of this illegitimate regime. Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (k4dH2) Forget it, he's a retard, embarrassing the other retards with his retardedness. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1) 241
236 211 John Wayne Gacey was a clown and serial killer.
-------------- He was also a Democratic Ward Captain as well. Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (J7wri) ========= Probably before the Great Party Switch. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with a brand new work computer at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (J7wri) 243
Rick Wilson is the guy who's head looks like a scrotum right? Oh wait, all the NeverTrump guys look like that...
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (CYnTg) 244
A day or two ago, Karl Denninger snarked "Got Puts? Full disclosure: I do." He was most likely talking about Moderna and Pfizer. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Mzdiz) 245
Imagine Tater Stelter in clown makeup, doing that weird-ass fake grin.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM I say again, kill it with fire. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2021 11:57 AM (m+jkK) 246
Mish, I still detect certain smells very heavily, like onions and smoke from a fire. It's the weirdest thing
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (XSRBF) Howzs about Smoke From A Distant Fire? https://youtu.be/vLZm8Avo6iQ Posted by: Count de Monet, unvaccinated Kulak-American at October 08, 2021 11:57 AM (4I/2K) 247
You bet I'm running into a two by four.
Posted by: Joetato at October 08, 2021 11:57 AM (mNhhD) 248
235 What is the vaccine called that Israel uses?
Posted by: Just a side note at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (2DOZq) Worthless! ...what'd I win, huh...what'd I win! Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at October 08, 2021 11:57 AM (BgMrQ) 249
Imagine Tater Stelter in clown makeup, doing that weird-ass fake grin.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (xPJvm) Great, THANKS. Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2021 11:57 AM (Ez6QX) 250
>> Doing the insertion into live video recorded outside must have been too much for the algorithm to handle, so they have to scale it back to a static set.
Yup. By letting us in on the fake set they have established an excuse for other weirdness/fakeness. Train people to dismiss their immediate awareness that something is off. Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2021 11:57 AM (bDqIh) 251
TJM, I'm very well aware of all the anomalies. The depravity of the other side is irrelevant. When challenged to substantiate their facially absurd slanders of Trump ("authoritarian" "erratic" blah blah blah), the idiots go silent, because they have nothing. "Anomalies" are not proof of anything, in this case they're good indicators of something, but that's it.
And that it was even close enough for substantial fraud to make the difference, in several of the key states, makes the same point about the electorate. This should have been as much a blow-out as 1984. That it wasn't is all about the country (people, not dirt) and institutions, and civic culture. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 11:58 AM (OTzUX) 252
The Bidens are trash.
Posted by: wth at October 08, 2021 11:58 AM (v0R5T) 253
Regardless of what some stupid commission does or does not do, the real crimes of January 6th remain those committed by the federal government, against innocent Americans, too many of whom still remain locked up in jail, as political prisoners of this illegitimate regime.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (k4dH2) Yep. The DOJ and FBI are domestic terror orgs in a very real and literal sense. Posted by: flounder at October 08, 2021 11:59 AM (KnJdm) Posted by: A Scold of Karens at October 08, 2021 11:59 AM (Xrfse) 255
>For the record, stalwart conservatives like Dan Crenshaw said there was absolutely no fraud in the 2020 election. Or something.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:53 AM (XSRBF) The AoSHQ Style Guide requires "World Economic Forum Fellow Dan Crenshaw". Optionally, "Gay Pirate" can also be affixed to the beginning. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 11:59 AM (cSs/W) 256
I'd love to get Sweden's health minister over here to run the NIH. And let Geert Vanden Bossche take over Fauxci's job. Or vice-versa. We might actually get something close to an actual scientific, sound policy on this stupid thing. But, we'd have to given the absolute authority to fire anyone who got in their way. Or better, authority to shoot them where they stood. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (Mzdiz) 257
235 What is the vaccine called that Israel uses?
------------------ Shmaltz? Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2021 11:56 AM (J7wri) *** Schmutz Posted by: Kumswallow Harris at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (flINI) 258
230 Biden addressing dismal September jobs report and spinning like the wind.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2021 11:55 AM (NpAcC) -- Joe Biden can go fuck himself. Posted by: Revenant at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (IN1nj) 259
Seriously, i don't care if a president has to read a statement. Hell, i applaud it. Craft a message. Be precise. Don't just wing it.
But why the idiotic chicanery of fake sets? Print out the statement in 24-pt font on actual dead tree paper, put on your cheater glasses, and read the statement from your own desk like a fucking adult. Turn the pages when you have to. Nobody fucking cares. DC is so damn stupid it hurts. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (cH33C) 260
If he's alive in '24, he absolutely could run, and win. Why not?
Hell, he'll run and win if he is dead. They fill his corpse with caulk and have Jim Henson Studios work him like a muppet on the hustings. State of the Union addresses will be delivered by an animatronic version that Psaki feeds coins into to get him to sing and dance like Billy Bob Brockali at Showtime Pizza. They said it couldn't happen here, but they were wrong. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (QU5/8) 261
Schmutz
Posted by: Kumswallow Harris at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (flINI) I prefer Kumswala Harris.....it's more accurate and flows better. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Czech Chick at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (haWye) Posted by: f'd at October 08, 2021 12:01 PM (Tnijr) 264
They put Joey across the street so the real acting President can use the Oval Office and keep working for us
Posted by: abbynormal at October 08, 2021 12:01 PM (Xpj5t) 265
ace invokes the classics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2021 12:02 PM (csEWM) 266
Schmutz
Posted by: Kumswallow Harris at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (flINI) I prefer Kumswala Harris.....it's more accurate and flows better. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (Zz0t1) Sock fail Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 08, 2021 12:02 PM (flINI) 267
Ashlie Babbitt did not kill herself.
They use a set across the street so they don't have to keep a log book on who comes and goes. Our Government, folks. They're here to help. Themselves. Posted by: Just Lily at October 08, 2021 12:02 PM (vivhj) 268
Though I'll let them fire me so I can apply for unemployment and maybe mount a wrongful termination suit. I've checked -- I get my pension even if I'm fired; and my SS is almost as high as it's gonna get.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius What I am being told is they aren't going to fire us but put us on unpaid administrative leave. Assume it's deliberate, so we can't sue for being let go, but it amounts to the same thing. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (GZ/yK) Posted by: Frankly at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (z8DP1) 270
Imagine Tater Stelter in clown makeup, doing that weird-ass fake grin.
-- It would fit him perfectly. He's got the tater face to carry it well. Little Weeble squirt with the bad 70s George Wyner hairline. And this guy is married! Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (sVtYq) 271
Those in power would gladly arrest you, have you disrobe, stand in front of a door mounted to the wall, and shoot you in the back of the head. They hunger for this.
Posted by: Jersey City Accent at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (oJplX) 272
ace invokes the classics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2021 12:02 PM (csEWM) Someone should compile a book of the Ace-isms from over the years. It'd be a worldwide best seller. Posted by: Sponge - Michael Byrd MURDERED Ashli Babbitt at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1) 273
Come on, those mid-terms are gonna rock!
Then we'll be back on the path that McCarthy and McConnell had us on before Joe took over. Wait .... Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (OTzUX) 274
What I am being told is they aren't going to fire us but put us on unpaid administrative leave.
== absurd. Constructive termination. Posted by: Frankly at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (oA4XS) 275
>>>If he's alive in '24, he absolutely could run, and win. Why not?
Running him in '24 risks the commienazi agenda. So it won't happen. Posted by: mikethemoose at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (T/vhV) 276
I seriously doubt Sundowner is thinking he lies, he actually believes anything he says. No one ever calls him on any lie and doubt any confident tells him either.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (v5sh1) 277
Thanks Sponge! And Jordan61, I was worried it would be gone longer too. I had the sensation that I was drowning when i was drinking something. Because it felt like someone holding my nose shut. Awful awful feeling.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (cqAUI) 278
Well, at least Biden is a "moderate". Amirite?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (Rz7nO) 279
My elderly, invalid F-i-l is listening to some stupid drunk slur his way through some sort of speech on how great the economy is on CNN right now.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (McMSJ) 280
Steve Martin
- I watched the first few episodes of his new series Only Murders In the Building. I thought it was pretty good. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (d9FiS) Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2021 12:05 PM (csEWM) 282
>>>>If he's alive in '24, he absolutely could run, and win. Why not?
Recalls "Sleeper" where they only have Dear leader's nose. . . Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2021 12:05 PM (bDqIh) 283
because someone doesn't want you to see the words or the teleprompter in the reflection from the windows? Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at October 08, 2021 11:18 AM (8D42x) Or they could just shift the camera angle about 6 inches to the side. Fixes the reflection issue, but still looks like a straight-on shot. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 08, 2021 12:05 PM (n+4am) 284
@Warai, you are correct. Glasses were good enough for Ike. They're good enough for FJB.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 08, 2021 12:05 PM (wp7uW) 285
>>>But why couldn't he have that same kind of set-up in the real White House?
I read somewhere (maybe Trump's statement?) that the reason was all the rooms that could be used for that purpose have windows in them, and that the windows would reflect the teleprompter screen and show up on camera. They don't want the fact of the teleprompter to be so obvious. Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 08, 2021 12:05 PM (vlXMQ) 286
I turned my religious exemption letter in this week, now I wait to hear.
****************** That's one of my last resorts, so far I'm just ignoring the surveys "requesting" my vax status. Eventually I'll have to decide what's better, quitting or forcing them to fire me. Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at October 08, 2021 12:06 PM (hQVBP) Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 12:06 PM (OTzUX) 288
What I am being told is they aren't going to fire us but put us on unpaid administrative leave. Assume it's deliberate, so we can't sue for being let go, but it amounts to the same thing. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (GZ/yK) I have heard that the way around that is to show up for work anyway and make them escort you out the door. Make them say the words "You are fired, leave". Don't know if true. But it is what I plan to do if it comes to that. Posted by: Just Lily at October 08, 2021 12:07 PM (vivhj) 289
They don't want the fact of the teleprompter to be so obvious.
Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 08, 2021 12:05 PM (vlXMQ) Obama put three of them front and center just to do a press gaggle coming off of marine one. Nobody gives a shit. Something else is going on. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2021 12:07 PM (cH33C) 290
The cogent and vivid description of Biden's cognitive decline, done with such sublime imagery and language, is pure journalistic and literary gold. I can't stop laughing. Thank you.
Posted by: Brandon at October 08, 2021 12:07 PM (jDPy1) 291
Wasn't the tendency to lose the sense of smell a symptom of another ailment? What was that? Oh yeah, the common cold. I hear they are differentiated by the phenomenon of "DONT'T YOU DARE SAY THEY'RE THE SAME' which is found mostly in the covid variant.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2021 12:07 PM (4D/dn) 292
>What I am being told is they aren't going to fire us but put us on unpaid administrative leave. Assume it's deliberate, so we can't sue for being let go, but it amounts to the same thing.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (GZ/yK) Yes, the "constructive dismissal" tactic. Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (cSs/W) 293
Though I'll let them fire me so I can apply for unemployment and maybe mount a wrongful termination suit. I've checked -- I get my pension even if I'm fired; and my SS is almost as high as it's gonna get.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius What I am being told is they aren't going to fire us but put us on unpaid administrative leave. Assume it's deliberate, so we can't sue for being let go, but it amounts to the same thing. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 12:03 PM (GZ/yK) ~~~ I'm sorry you are being put in this position. I'm glad you are acting on your convictions. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (IDhUW) 294
I seriously doubt Sundowner is thinking he lies, he actually believes anything he says. No one ever calls him on any lie and doubt any confident tells him either.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (v5sh1) 'FDR went on TV after the stock market crash to calm the nation' has to be the stupidest thing ever said by a politician. Even Hank doesn't beat that. Posted by: Just a side note at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (2DOZq) 295
Imagine Tater Stelter in clown makeup, doing that weird-ass fake grin.
This is how Taterwise gets you: he gets in your head. And the next thing you know, you are in his deadlights. "We all float down here, deplorables," are the last words you'll ever hear. Your only hope may be a sewer gangbang. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (QU5/8) 296
As per the CDC The overall infection rate for COVID was going down before the Vaccine Nazis started firing people. Oddly, the jobs rate was going up. That's now changed. Gee, this is a mystery. Someone please call Inspector Closeau.
By the way, look at the CDC baseline for total vaccinations. There are some clues in the data that uncover more of Old Man Diddlefingerz lies. Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (Rz7nO) 297
I have heard that the way around that is to show up for work anyway and make them escort you out the door. Make them say the words "You are fired, leave".
Don't know if true. But it is what I plan to do if it comes to that. Posted by: Just Lily I like that idea, even if it isn't true, make them own what they are doing. Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (GZ/yK) 298
>>>Well, at least Biden is a "moderate". Amirite?
Well in truth I don't believe he's left right or anything at all. You'd actually have to have principal for that. He's a pure political opportunist, and will do whatever he thinks is in his political best interests. He doesn't (or didn't more accurately tracing back to when he still had sufficient cognitive ability to potentially understand and care about real ideology) have any convictions beyond himself. Even his devotion to his corrupt family is simply an extension of his selfish desires. Posted by: mikethemoose at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (T/vhV) 299
>>I read somewhere (maybe Trump's statement?) that the reason was all the rooms that could be used for that purpose have windows in them, and that the windows would reflect the teleprompter screen and show up on camera. They don't want the fact of the teleprompter to be so obvious.
I would imagine being able to control the background comes in handy when splicing together the various takes. You don't have discontinuity of, say, leaves moving or the sunlight varied as the day progresses. Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (bDqIh) 300
I watched the first few episodes of his new series Only Murders In the Building. I thought it was pretty good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (d9FiS) That's a fun show. Wife and I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Steve Martin and Martin Short are two masters. I'll be sad when it ends. Posted by: Mishdog at October 08, 2021 12:09 PM (cqAUI) 301
FJB and, Ed Asner is still dead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at October 08, 2021 12:09 PM (5tb3b) 302
Whenever Biden speaks I always head over to the WH Facebook feed to post. He is getting hammered... it's always hilarious.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2021 12:09 PM (NpAcC) 303
As I mentioned on JJ's thread this morning, someone got them to page "Lesko Brandon" at O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Bart Simpson (but not the writers of the Simpsons) would be proud.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2021 12:09 PM (ZGrMX) 304
Been a while, but I think anyone entering the EOB is also logged in. Part of the WH compound, in terms of security. Doubt this is an issue.
But all the time in DE seems a bit odd - though maybe it's nothing. All the fuss about who is meeting with Joe - does anyone think Joe is a factor in anything really going on? I doubt it, thus meeting with Joe is not very important. In any case it's all inputs - only outputs matter. Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at October 08, 2021 12:09 PM (OTzUX) 305
289 They don't want the fact of the teleprompter to be so obvious.
Posted by: NoOne NoHow at October 08, 2021 12:05 PM (vlXMQ) Obama put three of them front and center just to do a press gaggle coming off of marine one. Nobody gives a shit. Something else is going on. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2021 12:07 PM (cH33C) There is always stray voltage. Why do it? Because someone will wonder what the gambit is while they should be outraged about the obvious fascism being hammered down on them. We do not need any more reasons. Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2021 12:09 PM (csEWM) 306
>>> The cogent and vivid description of Biden's cognitive decline, done with such sublime imagery and language, is pure journalistic and literary gold. I can't stop laughing. Thank you.
Posted by: Brandon at October 08, 2021 12:07 PM (jDPy1) Are you ready to go yet? Posted by: banana Dream at October 08, 2021 12:10 PM (4D/dn) 307
Who would you hang without a trial?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 08, 2021 12:10 PM (aLutp) 308
Well in truth I don't believe he's left right or anything at all. You'd actually have to have principal for that. He's a pure political opportunist, and will do whatever he thinks is in his political best interests. He doesn't (or didn't more accurately tracing back to when he still had sufficient cognitive ability to potentially understand and care about real ideology) have any convictions beyond himself. Even his devotion to his corrupt family is simply an extension of his selfish desires.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (T/vhV) I think this is a good read on Biden. He's a used car salesman. Think Bill Paxton in True Lies. Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2021 12:10 PM (csEWM) 309
Even his devotion to his corrupt family is simply an extension of his selfish desires.
Posted by: mikethemoose at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (T/vhV Even a mobster is "devoted" to their family. Doesn't mean a Fredo or two won't get whacked should the Family Business require it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2021 12:10 PM (cH33C) 310
Relax. Only 39 more months - minimum - of this.
Nah. The flaming clown boner car is on a crash course. What emerges from the wreckage is anyone's guess. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 08, 2021 12:11 PM (Xrfse) 311
Nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 08, 2021 12:11 PM (csEWM) 312
I would imagine being able to control the background comes in handy when splicing together the various takes. You don't have discontinuity of, say, leaves moving or the sunlight varied as the day progresses.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2021 12:08 PM (bDqIh) Now that right there is a perfectly cromulent point... Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2021 12:12 PM (cH33C) 313
Mish, I still detect certain smells very heavily, like onions and smoke from a fire. It's the weirdest thing
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2021 11:54 AM (XSRBF) Thats good that you could still detect smoke. That freaked me out the most. I really worried that I wouldn't be able to smell a house fire or a gas leak. Glad to see you posting again! I've missed your commentary the last few weeks!! Posted by: Mishdog at October 08, 2021 12:13 PM (cqAUI) 314
Retardo should just have his bosses write down what they have to say and read it. Some guy on a train to Pennsylvania wrote a pretty good speech on the back of an envelope.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 08, 2021 12:13 PM (C1Lsn) 315
>>> The cogent and vivid description of Biden's cognitive decline, done with such sublime imagery and language, is pure journalistic and literary gold. I can't stop laughing. Thank you.
Posted by: Brandon at October 08, 2021 12:07 PM (jDPy1) ~~~ Let's go Brandon! Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 08, 2021 12:13 PM (IDhUW) 316
" being able to control the background comes in handy when splicing together the various takes. You don't have discontinuity of, say, leaves moving or the sunlight varied as the day progresses."
good point ... hard to believe Biden goes through a longer statement without flubbing constantly. But give him enough takes, and he can get it perfect. Not sure how that works with reporters on hand ... maybe they only release their own edited video ... no cameras allowed? Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2021 12:14 PM (Cus5s) 317
They can't get Turnip to wipe his ass and Dr. Mommy is tired of having to change his drawers midday everyday. So they've told Stinky Joey that until he uses the potty proper, he doesn't get to be in the real Oval Office. When he earns enough good-boy points, he gets to go back. And not before. The fake office is an incentive system. "Dr. Mommy says dirty boys don't get to be real president." *stamps foot*
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2021 12:14 PM (QU5/8) 318
The flaming clown boner car is on a crash course. What emerges from the wreckage is anyone's guess.
=== Flaming Clown boners. Obviously. Posted by: They won't stop, they just keep coming at October 08, 2021 12:15 PM (z8DP1) 319
Remember how they said Trump was walking slow and how he was having issues... But this guy, the media is totally silent. Go figure. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 08, 2021 12:18 PM (4WPW/) 320
Fuckin' Fauci (or is that Letsin' Fauci? And President Go Brandon?) does it again.
Anyone remember the story of Typhoid Mary? Someone who lived with a disease, was asymptomatic to it, and spread it everywhere? While indignantly threatening everyone else who was trying to diagnose an issue that was literally killing little girls? From what I'm hearing, the so-called "vaccine" is not. It's a therapeutic, to prevent the symptoms that come with WuFlu and, thus, to prevent fatal issues such as respiratory failure for those that catch up. The problem is, if it treats the 'Effects' (injury to the body), rather than the 'Cause' (unchecked reproduction of the Coronavirus). It does nothing for Viral Load, the quantity of the virus that infects your body. If you're following along: Millions of people are getting injected with something that pretends to prevent Covid, but only treats it. If they get sick with it, they won't feel like they have the disease. But they will. And they'll be spreading it everywhere, indoors, without masks, thanks to their Shot Papers. Congrats, you now have Typhoid Many. Posted by: Another Anon at October 08, 2021 12:18 PM (bW28E) 321
I would imagine being able to control the background comes in handy when splicing together the various takes. You don't have discontinuity of, say, leaves moving or the sunlight varied as the day progresses. Posted by: Lizzy ____________ Good point. Also gives them the option of being able to shoot a video of Joe reading some statement early in the morning, but make it appear it's nighttime outside the fake windows. We know Alzheimer's patients tend to fade as the sun goes down, so they could point to this as proof that Joe is still sharp even late at night! Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2021 12:18 PM (k4dH2) 322
They said it couldn't happen here, but they were wrong.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2021 12:00 PM (QU5/ Absolutely. The more he's a gibbering buffoon vomiting word salad, the better. Keep demoralizing America. If he's in a coma, they'll put him behind a podium and have a voice actor try to sound as demented. Like Star Trek Patterns of Force. Or maybe just do the Captain Pike thing, reporters ask yes/no questions, and he can beep. Make for a short SOTU address. And the media will gush about the 21st century Gettysburg Address. Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at October 08, 2021 12:18 PM (wAnMi) 323
What I am being told is they aren't going to fire us but put us on unpaid administrative leave. Assume it's deliberate, so we can't sue for being let go, but it amounts to the same thing.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 08, 2021 *** And if you're on UAL, you can't apply for unemployment, right? Yeah, retiring is the thing to do. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2021 12:19 PM (/XOcP) 324
" being able to control the background comes in handy when splicing together the various takes. You don't have discontinuity of, say, leaves moving or the sunlight varied as the day progresses."
good point ... hard to believe Biden goes through a longer statement without flubbing constantly. But give him enough takes, and he can get it perfect. Not sure how that works with reporters on hand ... maybe they only release their own edited video ... no cameras allowed? Posted by: illiniwek Yesterday, I think Clutch Cargo said that because they were unsure when Biden's stimulants would be at a peak and he would appear sentient, the stage allows the viewer to think that Biden is speaking at some time during the day, when it might be anytime. Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 08, 2021 12:30 PM (vcOmj) 325
btw Ricky, it's more of "cannot" enforce the bullshit subpoenas rather a "will not". Separation of power(s) still exist and the House isn't a Kangaroo Court. At least not yet.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 08, 2021 11:24 AM (5aFbR) It think they're trying for Star Chamber, although that was more Royal than Parliamentary. Posted by: Fox2 at October 08, 2021 12:33 PM (P5U01) 326
Been a while, but I think anyone entering the EOB is also logged in. Part of the WH compound, in terms of security. Doubt this is an issue.
But all the time in DE seems a bit odd - though maybe it's nothing. All the fuss about who is meeting with Joe - does anyone think Joe is a factor in anything really going on? I doubt it, thus meeting with Joe is not very important. In any case it's all inputs - only outputs matter. Posted by: rhomboid I think the idea of "parties" and Left and Right are in many ways, obsolete now. There is choice of wanting to be a free man/woman, or wanting the Authoritarian Oligarchy. The Deep State and the Authoritarian Oligarchy are the same thing. I would wager a relatively small group of very wealthy men actually make the decisions, and then run it through political cut-outs to deliver the message to the Biden Junta. Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at October 08, 2021 12:34 PM (vcOmj) 327
"274 What I am being told is they aren't going to fire us but put us on unpaid administrative leave.
== absurd. Constructive termination. Posted by: Frankly at October 08, 2021 12:04 PM (oA4XS)" Somehow I don't think anti-Brit types in Northern Ireland had to worry all that much about getting constructively terminated by private employers. There is a lesson there. Twist enough arms and they'll cave. People are stubbornly pretending that not only do we have rule of law - but that it even matters that we keep pretending we do. We don't, and it doesn't. Posted by: there is a point where it doesn't matter if people glow at October 08, 2021 12:39 PM (GvumD) 328
"The problem is, if it treats the 'Effects' (injury to the body), rather than the 'Cause' (unchecked reproduction of the Coronavirus). It does nothing for ...
Posted by: Another Anon at October 08, 2021 12:18 PM (bW28E)" You have this partly wrong. Virus replication is only one of the problems, and probably the lesser of the two big ones: the main issue is the toxic spike protein, which is the same fucking one they picked to build the vax around. Getting the jab is not as bad as getting a bad case of COVID, but the cost/benefit is just not there for younger groups even if you ignore the leaky vax problem. The jab wrecks your natural immunity to COVID and many other things, and makes you more susceptible to catching it and dying from it for the first few weeks. It's a dice roll as to whether you have have clots/heart attacks/stroke out, or have a major reaction. Heart attacks in the lower age groups in heavily vaxed nations have gone up 3-5x. And then you have the people who keep expressing the protein long after they should have stopped doing so - those people are absolutely fucked. Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at October 08, 2021 12:47 PM (+lwg5) 329
234 "Imagine Tater Stelter in clown makeup, doing that weird-ass fake grin."
Imagine? All you gotta do is turn on CNN. Douche wears more makeup than my wife. Posted by: Rowsdower Continues to Insist Ashli Babbitt is Crispus Attucks and Michael Byrd is Lon Horiuchi at October 08, 2021 01:51 PM (P/ALc) 330
Biden really sounds tired and weak to me and that's aside from the garbled speech.
Posted by: SamIam at October 08, 2021 04:38 PM (oasF3) 331
Biden like The Godpideon fromthe Good FEATHERS SPOKE INA WAY ONLY bOBBBY COULD UNDERSTAND AND TRANSLATE
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