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As You From Crimes Would Pardoned Be, Let Your Indulgence ONT

Evening Horde. Hot one here today, anyone feel like a dip in the lake?


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I've heard it said that half the baby boomers were conceived in the back of a piece of good old Detroit rolling iron

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Pretty sure that's not what they were going for in this ad, however

Fido Friday: Battle dogs edition

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Product review

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ONT Horoscope

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You know that they hand out thousands of condoms at the Olympic village, right? Well, now we know why

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Such a moving tribute

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”The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”
-H. L. Mencken

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Cartoon of the week

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Nice to see youngsters with a good sense of civic duty

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Too soon?

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I think drugs were involved somehow

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I like room when I sleep, but not this much

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George Takei gets owned so much on Twitter that he's probably entitled to reparations

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Wolves part 1

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Wolves part 2

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Two ways to demonstrate that you're not the sharpest hammer in the shed

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Apologies to Sarah Andersen for altering her cartoon

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Source: Sarah's Scribbles

Question: What would this actually do to the environment?

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Note: I have no intention of doing this, BTW

Hmmmm

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by prophecy:

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ZootInTexas, I'd like to talk to you about your pump offer at the end of last night's ONT, could you please email me, my nic at gee, mail!


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Last night was my night to be first. Someone else's turn tonight.

Howdy Weird Dave!

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 08:58 PM (mZUr4)

2 1st

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 08:58 PM (8MsLa)

3 Well how about that??

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 08:58 PM (mZUr4)

4 Doof! Well played, sir

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 08:59 PM (8MsLa)

5 Sorry, Double C

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 08:59 PM (mZUr4)

6 Let the weirdness begin.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 08:59 PM (+qa2x)

7 Howdy WeirdDave

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 08:59 PM (8MsLa)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at August 20, 2021 09:00 PM (Ey+Lw)

9 Greetings

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 20, 2021 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

10 Top 20?

Posted by: Boone at August 20, 2021 09:01 PM (/C7DX)

11 Evening, Horde...How goes it? I'm officially teaching a class starting next Tuesday (freshman composition). Surprisingly NOT woke, so it should be a good course.

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:02 PM (K5n5d)

12 Sheesh... top 20

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 09:02 PM (F0YaR)

13 god evening

Posted by: wing at August 20, 2021 09:02 PM (PlW9M)

14 YAY ONT!! I'm an Aries and while that pretty much describes me I will say that I don't think I'm a prick.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:03 PM (nxdel)

15
Oh, thank G-d.

I put on "Pretty Hate Machine," and V started crawling around like crazy, clapping, and by "Down In It," she was bellowing. She's going to be cool. Thank G-d.

I don't have to worry about her becoming a g-ddamned stooge for the man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 09:03 PM (rZA2o)

16 {{wing}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:04 PM (nxdel)

17 Good evening everyone.

Happy Friday.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:04 PM (mD/uy)

18 As a Cancer, I am a sucker, and keep putting things off, but I am currently neither on welfare nor in prison at the moment.

I rate this horoscope Partly True.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (tp+tP)

19 Nonsense, Doof, no apologies!

We all take our chances here on the ONT.

* thousand yard stare *

The ONT...it can change a man...

* thousand yard stare *

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (8MsLa)

20 I used to own a Pontiac Star Chief Executive -- plenty of room for screwing, front or back seat, but almost no opportunity.

I recall it got about 6 miles per gallon. And it really preferred hi-test.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (F0YaR)

21

Absolutely hilarious ONT this evening, WeirdDave, sir!

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (wLgVN)

22 I'm officially teaching a class starting next Tuesday (freshman composition).
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

How hard could it be to put together a freshman? Most of the screws can be left loose.

Wow, you guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)

23 Musical suggestions requested. Putting together a playlist -- deep cuts from iconic albums. Such as...

Going to California from Zeppelin 4.
The Camera Eye from Rush, Moving Pictures.
Territorial Pissings from Nirvana, Nevermind.

Appreciate any suggestions!!

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

24 How hard could it be to put together a freshman? Most of the screws can be left loose.

Wow, you guys.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (mD/uy)
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It's a course on rhetoric, or as I like to call it, "mind control."

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:07 PM (K5n5d)

25 Nonsense, Doof, no apologies!

We all take our chances here on the ONT.

* thousand yard stare *

The ONT...it can change a man...

* thousand yard stare *
Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 09:05 PM (8MsLa)

Bwahahahaha! Back to back ONT Firsts! On an iPhone too. And tonight I waited a few seconds before hitting the Post button.

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:08 PM (mZUr4)

26 I'm officially teaching a class starting next Tuesday (freshman composition).
Posted by: Lord Squirrel


Hey, welcome to the teaching circuit LS! Break a leg (not literally)!

Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2021 09:08 PM (tp+tP)

27 How does a river behave, before or after wolves?

Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2021 09:08 PM (+Cin6)

28 evening {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: wing at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (PlW9M)

29 Hey, welcome to the teaching circuit LS! Break a leg (not literally)!
Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2021 09:08 PM (tp+tP)
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Thank you! It's very exciting and scary at the same time! I have an opportunity to shape young minds according to my own demented mold. Go forth, my minions!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (K5n5d)

30 Bench seats without seat belts at the drive-in theater when it's too cold to lay on the hood with pillows.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (+ya+t)

31 My dad is visiting. There has been more CNN on my tv in the past few days than in the rest of the year. He also has the volume at about 50.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (0QYMt)

32 Thanks for the ONT.

That horoscope hits a bit too close to home. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (z4k8L)

33 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (VxC1e)

34 Airborne wolves!
Hooraah!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (axyOa)

35 YAY ONT!! I'm an Aries and while that pretty much describes me I will say that I don't think I'm a prick.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:03 PM (nxdel)


They never do.

Just kidding please don't hit me.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (tp+tP)

36 Appreciate any suggestions!!
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

"Welcome to the Jungle" -- Appetite for Destruction

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (K5n5d)

37 Seeing that picture of the Pontiac back seat reminded me of this film I saw in high school called Sudden Birth. It's an instructional film for police on how to deliver a baby. The good part starts at about 8:00 https://youtu.be/-FsWAS-C6UQ

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (xPl2J)

38 Dave, sent you a PM over on Gab.
You want the "Escape The City" book(s) (2 volumes) by Travis J. Cochran (@Morlockp). They will tell you *everything* you need to know about your well, and pretty much everything else about homesteading. I just finished reading the well section, as it happens.

Posted by: KCSteve at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (gw2g1)

39 I would never do that with used oil - never!!! but somehow I know if someone does it, it actually works just fine and disappears.

for people who freak out about a little oil on the ground, you know what a whole lot dumped on the ground looks like? An asphalt parking lot, because that's what an asphalt parking lot is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (q3gwH)

40 27 How does a river behave, before or after wolves?
Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2021 09:08 PM (+Cin6)

Lazily. It's always in it's bed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (z4k8L)

41 Not revealing my birthdate.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:11 PM (+qa2x)

42 Well the oil came out of the ground in the first place so I don't see a problem.

Posted by: f'd at August 20, 2021 09:11 PM (Tnijr)

43 That is so wrong pouring used motor oil into a gravel filled post hole when a storm drain is so much easier.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:12 PM (+LCoQ)

44 Appreciate any suggestions!!
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

"Welcome to the Jungle" -- Appetite for Destruction
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (K5n5d)

Ummmm - that's the exact opposite of a "deep cut". From that album I choose "My Michelle" or "Rocket Queen"

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:12 PM (mZUr4)

45 Maybe there is something to astrology after all. That horoscope chart was right for everyone I know, including me.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2021 09:12 PM (nfrXX)

46 Mini muffins!!! *hic* Stay safe.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 20, 2021 09:12 PM (Xrfse)

47 Lord Squirrel, would this essay opening reel you in?

Imagine yourself flying through the air with pollen stuck to your leg hairs.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 20, 2021 09:12 PM (AmwYA)

48 @23

Jackson Brown - Dr. My Eyes.

Echo and The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (GOGEo)

49 Doof, Camera Eye -- nice

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (8MsLa)

50 That is either an orgy bed. Or a bed for someone with 3 dogs and a cat.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (vMCab)

51 Thank you! It's very exciting and scary at the same time! I have an opportunity to shape young minds according to my own demented mold. Go forth, my minions!
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

Good for you! I pray you are being paid fairly. Adjuncts here at Ohio State get about $5K (one class) for 4 months @ approximately 50 hr/week when you include everything. Real shit pay.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (mD/uy)

52 Had an oil spill in my garage once. Know what cleaned it up quite nicely? Kitty litter...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (K5n5d)

53 I would never do that with used oil - never!!! but somehow I know if someone does it, it actually works just fine and disappears.

for people who freak out about a little oil on the ground, you know what a whole lot dumped on the ground looks like? An asphalt parking lot, because that's what an asphalt parking lot is.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I mix mine with a little diesel and use it to start my burn piles in late fall.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (+qa2x)

54 -
ZootInTexas, I'd like to talk to you about your pump offer at the end of last night's ONT, could you please email me, my nic at gee, mail! -
-
You couldn't think of a better euphemism than "pump offer"?

Posted by: irright at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (BB7pQ)

55 Regarding the used engine oil? Mostly, nothing at all. There are bacteria in the soil that will gobble up the oil. They are why asphalt roads degrade; the bacteria eat the oil binder.

There might be a tiny amount of heavy metals like tin and cadmium from wear on the engine bearings. Emphasis on "tiny".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 09:14 PM (823dK)

56 Eh, forget what I wrote, clearly can't read from the bourbon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 09:14 PM (GOGEo)

57 Great content, WD!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 20, 2021 09:14 PM (OssQ4)

58 Wooden trailer hitch, Bernie bumper sticker...

go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 09:14 PM (F0YaR)

59 Obviously Sulu's stretch in the camps was time well spent.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2021 09:14 PM (r4sI4)

60 Good for you! I pray you are being paid fairly. Adjuncts here at Ohio State get about $5K (one class) for 4 months @ approximately 50 hr/week when you include everything. Real shit pay.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (mD/uy)
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That's about what we get, but in this case it's on top of my day job, so it's just extra composition. The course is already created. I just have to teach it. If I'm spending 50 hr/week teaching this class, something is not right...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:15 PM (K5n5d)

61 for people who freak out about a little oil on the ground, you know what a whole lot dumped on the ground looks like? An asphalt parking lot, because that's what an asphalt parking lot is.

In Michigan, that was how the county kept dust down on the dirt roads between the corn fields, by spraying a thin layer of old oil. The quality of work reflected unionized labor values.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:15 PM (+LCoQ)

62 @23

Jackson Brown - Dr. My Eyes.

Echo and The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

Elvis Costello - Watching The Detectives.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (GOGEo)

I guess I shoulda explained what I meant by "deep cut". It's a song that you'd never hear on the radio and you'd likely only know it if you listen to the whole album.

But mad props for The Killing Moon!! One of my all time favorite songs!!

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:15 PM (mZUr4)

63 Thank goodness all the dinosaurs poured their motor oil into holes in the ground so we can use it today.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 09:16 PM (l6b3d)

64 There might be a tiny amount of heavy metals like tin and cadmium from wear on the engine bearings. Emphasis on "tiny".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

====

Luckily, in our all EV future, we won't have to worry about hydrocarbon lubricants or exotic metals.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 20, 2021 09:16 PM (8AONa)

65 How does a river behave, before or after wolves?
Posted by: Javems at August 20, 2021 09:08 PM (+Cin6)

Lazily. It's always in it's bed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 09:10 PM (z4k8L)


It becomes.financially unreliable. Always changing its banks.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:16 PM (axyOa)

66 The "Spread Your Legs" font is great. A shame they went with Windows' Arial for the rest...

Posted by: moviegique at August 20, 2021 09:16 PM (dhFCT)

67 Wooden trailer hitch, Bernie bumper sticker...

But at least it has eyebolts for the safety chains. Safety first!

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2021 09:16 PM (nfrXX)

68 Good for you! I pray you are being paid fairly. Adjuncts here at Ohio State get about $5K (one class) for 4 months @ approximately 50 hr/week when you include everything. Real shit pay.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:13 PM (mD/uy)


Wow, aren't you guys special. I've never been paid more than $3K/class as an adjunct.

Some community colleges pay less than $2K/class.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2021 09:17 PM (tp+tP)

69 The course is already created. I just have to teach it. If I'm spending 50 hr/week teaching this class, something is not right...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

Yeah, you're right - I forgot I had to recreate the teaching materials from scratch BECAUSE NO ONE EVER SAVED THE PREVIOUS 30 YEARS WORTH OF DATA OR MATERIALS!!!

Sorry, was I yelling?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:17 PM (mD/uy)

70
Gird your loins. Full FDA approval of the Covid vaccines is coming down Monday. That will remove most of the barriers to mandating them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)

71 There are places where oil naturally seeps out of the ground, and most people have seen oil wells dotting the landscape.

Dumping oil in the ground there wouldn't hurt anything, on the other hand, dumping oil into sewers or contaminating ground water supplies, rivers and streams, not so hot.

Believe it or not, if you're on City Water, that is where your toilet flushes to a Water treatment facility, engine anti-freeze (green glycol coolant) can be disposed down your toilet. This is much preferred to say, down the storm sewer. This is the "environmentally friendly" way to dispose of used ethylene glycol.

BUT, the lunatics don't know this. It is great fun to troll them. "Oh, I just flush that shit down the toilet". Much hilarity ensues. I'm a giver that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (IG8lb)

72 I use motor oil along my gravel driveway to keep grass, weeds and shit from growing. Besides looking trashy, if left alone for long enough the growth can ruin the driveway. It doesn't appear to deter crabgrass however.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (BFigT)

73 that would be a great bed to hold hands in a circle and sing 'myScrotum' with some bikini girls

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (bTQ72)

74 We do not have enough moose in Michigan to need more friggin' wolves dropped in here. Yes I know the article was from a couple years ago.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (9UmRs)

75
Musical suggestions requested. Putting together a playlist

____________

Beethoven: Symphony No. 5. The Vienna Philharmonic conducted by Carlos Kleiber

Barber: Adagio for Strings. The New York Philharmonic conducted by Thomas Schippers

Wagner: Prelude to Die Meistersinger. The Chicago Symphony Orchestra conducted by Fritz Reiner

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (/U27+)

76 ALL HAIL DOOF!!!

Today arrived Bogrács AND thumb drive of Musical Wonders!


Nagyon szépen köszönöm!

Posted by: Happy, happy Miklos at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

77 Are You Receiving Me -- Golden Earring

Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (F0YaR)

78 That horoscope hits a bit too close to home. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 20, 2021 09:09 PM (z4k8L)

Aquarius?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (Q9lwr)

79 Doof, Electric Requiem on Operation Mindcrime

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (8MsLa)

80 Airborne wolves!
Hooraah!
Posted by: Diogenes


Well, that would be Airwolf!

Posted by: Sinjan Hawk at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (tjZg/)

81

I've got a pile of boulders along one side of the driveway here at the palatial Zettaibunker into which occasionally I dump used motor oil... I think it may irritate the snakes, and bees, and sundry other vermin which make the lairs therein!

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (wLgVN)

82
How does a river behave, before or after wolves?
Posted by: Javems

Lazily. It's always in it's bed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Just like an old man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2021 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

83

THEIR lairs...

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 09:20 PM (wLgVN)

84 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (/U27+)
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Someone's trying to class up the joint...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:20 PM (K5n5d)

85 Teaching my granddaughters is enough for me.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 09:20 PM (3P/5p)

86 Dumping oil in the ground there wouldn't hurt anything, on the other hand, dumping oil into sewers or contaminating ground water supplies, rivers and streams, not so hot.

That used to be the way to reduce malaria by putting oil on water so that the mosquitos couldn't breed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:20 PM (+LCoQ)

87 The only place to put used oil is in your annoying neighbor's yard about 3 am.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (UVMn8)

88 Gotta admit...I don't get the DIDAC joke.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (+56GQ)

89 41 Not revealing my birthdate.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:11 PM (+qa2x)


So a Libra.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (vMCab)

90 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (xK9An)

91 Beethoven: Symphony No. 5. The Vienna Philharmonic conducted by Carlos Kleiber

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (/U27+)

Don't judge me, but I like von Karajan's version a lot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (Q9lwr)

92 Musical suggestions requested. Putting together a playlist

Erik Satie. Gymnopedie

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (axyOa)

93 Wooden trailer hitch, Bernie bumper sticker...

go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 09:14 PM (F0YaR)

The wooden trailer hitch looks to be stoutly built. Probably adequate, but likely illegal, for a small utility trailer. Not as stupid as the bernie sticker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (823dK)

94 Someone's trying to class up the joint...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

I know, he's trying to embarrass us.

Can I tell you about Rush?

Would you like a pamphlet that has the lyrics to all their songs?
It's called The Watchtower.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (tjZg/)

95 That is either an orgy bed. Or a bed for someone with 3 dogs and a cat.

Or a cot for Trigglypuff.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (ZsR3z)

96 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (xK9An)

Aries?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (Q9lwr)

97 Errr...DADIC joke...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (+56GQ)

98 Full FDA approval of the Covid vaccines is coming down Monday.

So much for Phase III trials. And they are going to approve it without there being any control group.

This isn't science anymore, its Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (+LCoQ)

99
you are supposed to write you high school mascot into the next towns football field with used motor oil, der!

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (bTQ72)

100 Don't judge me, but I like von Karajan's version a lot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Yeah, von Karajan. That guy owes me money.


He and Don Henley.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:23 PM (tjZg/)

101 ...Nagyon szépen köszönöm!

Posted by: Happy, happy Miklos at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM




Your bleeding bogrács had better have some yummy gulyásleves simmering in it right now!

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 09:23 PM (wLgVN)

102 Ever wonder why many fence posts sunk in the 50s/60s are still standing?

Posted by: Jack at August 20, 2021 09:23 PM (CYsbk)

103 It's a course on rhetoric, or as I like to call it, "mind control."
Posted by: Lord Squirrel

My 6th grade teacher had me read The Trivium by Sister Miriam Joseph during math. I was hooked. He was an awesome teacher. One of the few that didn't consider me a royal pain in the ass. Very popular text book on college campuses until the late 90's. It was not PC by today's standards.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:23 PM (+qa2x)

104 Brubeck's Take Five belongs on most playlists.

Posted by: klaftern at August 20, 2021 09:24 PM (r4sI4)

105 The only place to put used oil is in your annoying neighbor's yard about 3 am.

Well, at least be creative with it and pour it in to the shape of a large dick.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:24 PM (+LCoQ)

106 This isn't science anymore, its Lysenkoism.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (+LCoQ)

Oh...I think you are being far too kind.

Stalinism is probably more accurate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:24 PM (Q9lwr)

107 Don't judge me, but I like von Karajan's version a lot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (Q9lwr)

Fans of Richard Wagner are either von Karajan fans or Furtwaengler loyalists. The latter have better taste. This is known.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:25 PM (xK9An)

108 Gotta admit...I don't get the DIDAC joke.

There's a joke? I suppose Ivona sounds like I wanna. What's the rest?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2021 09:25 PM (ZsR3z)

109 >>Aries?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (Q9lwr)

Scorpio.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:25 PM (xK9An)

110 Brubeck's Take Five belongs on most playlists.
Posted by: klaftern


I've got a stack of old LP's that belonged to my Dad. He was a big Dave Brubeck fan.
And Count Basie.

April in Paris......One....More.....Time!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:26 PM (tjZg/)

111 I worked briefly at a large liquor and wine store. The boss was a buddy and asked for help one Christmas. Dang I wish I had made some recommendations like that. Awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:26 PM (axyOa)

112 108 Gotta admit...I don't get the DIDAC joke.

There's a joke? I suppose Ivona sounds like I wanna. What's the rest?
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2021 09:25 PM (ZsR3z)



You people and your lack of dirty minds.

I wanna da' dick.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 09:26 PM (vMCab)

113 Your bleeding bogrács had better have some yummy gulyásleves simmering in it right now!
Posted by: Zettai

Has to be seasoned first.

Actually, I have get "seasoned" first.

Posted by: Miklos, likka sto open at 9 AM at August 20, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

114 32 Thanks for the ONT.

That horoscope hits a bit too close to home. Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I know, but I really wouldn't fall asleep during sex, because I'm a light sleeper and suffer from insomnia.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 09:27 PM (+lVUW)

115
And this just came out. Viral loads are equal in infected vaccinated and unvaccinated subjects:

https://tinyurl.com/hrs2399e

No significant difference in cycle counts between them for delta.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:27 PM (f1Vqw)

116 Did You Know? It used to be common to set fence posts (and many other tasks) during certain phases of the moon. Said to be much more long lasting or somesuch. Don't know if I believe it, but "planting by signs" was a thing, and I wouldn't discount it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 09:27 PM (IG8lb)

117 It's finally cooled down enough that all my pets want to play. Cat is being crazy and ild dog hopping up and down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (YynYJ)

118 He and Don Henley.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative

======

Don Henley must die

Posted by: Mojo Nixon at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (8AONa)

119 Gird your loins. Full FDA approval of the Covid vaccines is coming down Monday. That will remove most of the barriers to mandating them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)


Still not getting it. We'll see if my school decides to mandate it or not; if they do, they may end up having several history classes with no one to teach them.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (tp+tP)

120 This is known.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:25 PM (xK9An)

Full disclosure: I am a Bruno Walter fan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (Q9lwr)

121 So much for Phase III trials. And they are going to approve it without there being any control group.

This isn't science anymore, its Lysenkoism.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (+LCoQ)

I'm thinking that there should be lawsuits to block the implementation of FDA "approval". Maybe that judge in Texas who slapped them down on immigration would be a go-to.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (823dK)

122 88 Lines About 44 Women

Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (L2OWd)

123 Motor oil will be eaten by microbes, just not very fast.
To be honest, you could ask "why do they have to re-oil those country roads every couple of years" or "Why aren't the ditches along the highway filled with trapped crankase oil leaking from the beaters year after year"

Oddly enough, I did ask that and got told "microbes eat oil, just not very fast"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (HG00O)

124 My 6th grade teacher had me read The Trivium by Sister Miriam Joseph during math.
----
We'd probably be a lot better off as a society if we'd continued to teach the trivium and quadrivium (modified somewhat due to advances in science and mathematics).

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (K5n5d)

125 The only place to put used oil is in your annoying neighbor's yard about 3 am.

Well, at least be creative with it and pour it in to the shape of a large dick.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:24 PM

You use excessive fertilizer for dick picks. First it burns the image on the lawn and then is bright green for years to come. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (UVMn8)

126 98 Reuben Hick, one of the reasons they're stampeding the remaining holdouts into being guinea pigs is to disappear any control group.

I've heard some horrifying casualty projections by M.D.s for the mRna injected in the next 24 to 36 months.

A control group would blow the coming cover-up.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 09:29 PM (8MsLa)

127 Don Henley must die
Posted by: Mojo Nixon


Well, he spent a Season in Hell, according to Rolling Stone in 1974 or something like that.

It was the Eagle's on the cover back, way back.

Pretentious fops.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:29 PM (tjZg/)

128 88 Lines About 44 Women
Posted by: Mikey NTH - White Man: Threat or Menace? Now Sponsored by The Outrage Outlet! at August 20, 2021 09:28 PM (L2OWd)


I loved that song.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2021 09:29 PM (HG00O)

129 Hot Pocket Eris?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 09:29 PM (RrtlF)

130 Takei was 6 or 7 years old when he was interned and didn't know any better. He's used the interned card so much he has convinced himself that he was tortured.

Posted by: Jungle fever dog at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

131 Planting by signs, and motor oil. Mostly the motor oil.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (IG8lb)

132 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:21 PM (xK9An)

Aries?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:22 PM (Q9lwr)


With taurus rising.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (axyOa)

133 And this just came out. Viral loads are equal in infected vaccinated and unvaccinated subjects:

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:27 PM (f1Vqw)

Way to bury the lede.

Your description of the study is ridiculously biased.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (Q9lwr)

134 I put on "Pretty Hate Machine," and V started crawling around like crazy, clapping, and by "Down In It," she was bellowing. She's going to be cool. Thank G-d.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2021 09:03 PM (rZA2o)


Oh wow, I must've been fifteen when that came out.

*looks it up*

NEWP. Ten. That's this many.

What the hell happened.

Posted by: hogmartino at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (ghoDT)

135 Off canine sock

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

136 With taurus rising.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (axyOa)

I have no idea what that means, and I am guessing neither do you.

A long time ago I want on a date with a rather attractive woman who talked about astrology. That was the night that I learned that even I had scruples.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (Q9lwr)

137 What the hell happened.

Girls would be my guess.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (SchxB)

138 Hello everyone, happy Friday to the working stiffs!
(I'm retired, and a trophy wife, so no cooking or cleaning for me.)

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (/g7XU)

139 Takei was 6 or 7 years old when he was interned and didn't know any better. He's used the interned card so much he has convinced himself that he was tortured.
Posted by: Jungle fever dog at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (2DOZq




To be fair, Takei has no Dead Beau Biden to lean on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (VxC1e)

140 Pretentious fops.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:29 PM (tjZg/)

Pretentious Fops would be a great name for an 80's new wave cover band.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Biden Special! Sunblock 10,000 SPF 20% Off! at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (L2OWd)

141 YAY ONT!! I'm an Aries and while that pretty much describes me I will say that I don't think I'm a prick.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:03 PM (nxdel)


the secret to detecting this is if you are in a room of people and you can't spot the irritating and aggravating SOB, then it probably is you.

(why, yes, I WAS born in April! How could you tell?)

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (HG00O)

142 When they pave roads around here they grind them down and oil the shit out of them before they lay blacktop over them. Kicks up all over your car.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (+ya+t)

143 I'm a Taurus, and all of that is true except the part about being an asshole. I'm not that kind of girl.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (/g7XU)

144 Was just reading aboiut a restaurant in London UK, that was called The Shed At Dulwich.

It became London's #1 rated restaurant on TripAdvisor, despite the minor drawback that it didn't actually exist in real life.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (L2ZTs)

145 " Don Henley must die
Posted by: Mojo Nixon "


Don't let him get back together
With Glen Fry

Posted by: f'd at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (Tnijr)

146 >(I'm retired, and a trophy wife, so no cooking or cleaning for me.)

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:32 PM (/g7XU)


What do retired trophy wives do?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (RrtlF)

147 deep cuts from iconic albums; Appreciate any suggestions!!
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM


Any song on Brothers in Arms (except Money for Nothing and Walk of Life since those wouldn't be deep cuts)

Posted by: Chuck C at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (EughT)

148 Playlist additions.
If Take Five is there then I'd also include Harlem Nocturne, Theme from Peter Gunn and Mr Lucky.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (FtJ1S)

149 Appreciate any suggestions!!
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)


I would suggest Atlantis by Donovan, but I think it was just a single.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2021 09:35 PM (HG00O)

150 Way to bury the lede.

Your description of the study is ridiculously biased.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (Q9lwr)

How so? And he didn't bury anything. He posted the link for cripes sake.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

151 With taurus rising.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (axyOa)

I have no idea what that means, and I am guessing neither do you.


Well, I thought it meant born as an Aries but near the Taurus phase.
But yeah, Not a lot of astrologers in my orbit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:35 PM (axyOa)

152 So a Libra.
Posted by: buzzion

Not even close amigo. Since your dead I will assume you are either a Scorpio or a Capricorn.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:35 PM (+qa2x)

153 My old hotmail account was hacked, so tonight I requested that it be closed.
Truly the end of an era. That was my first email account from the 90's.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:35 PM (/g7XU)

154 It became London's #1 rated restaurant on TripAdvisor, despite the minor drawback that it didn't actually exist in real life.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Ha!

I remember that!

Posted by: Miklos, who used to publish travel books at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

155 What do retired trophy wives do?
Posted by: Muad'dib

Sit on the shelf?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (mD/uy)

156 To be fair, Takei has no Dead Beau Biden to lean on.
Posted by: Cicero


Dead Beau Biden. That would be a good band name, too.

There used to be this prank band in Columbus that played at bars in Columbus (where else?), called The Dead Schembechlers, and they dressed like Woody Hayes (who was dead by that time).
When Bo Schembechler really died, they quit, because the said then it would be in poor taste to continue.
Stay classy!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (tjZg/)

157 I take my used oil to the city dump and pour it in the recycle barrel. Don't cost nothing. I use old gasoline for the weeds.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (ecYxZ)

158 What do retired trophy wives do?
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (RrtlF)

Whatever we want.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (/g7XU)

159 Musical suggestions requested. Putting together a playlist

The Archies "Sugar, Sugar"
Oh crap. I've given myself an earworm.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (+lVUW)

160 I'm surprised anyone changes their own oil in their car anymore.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 09:37 PM (+ya+t)

161 What do retired trophy wives do?
Posted by: Muad'dib


"polish" the "trophy"?

Posted by: Miklosian Guesswork GmbH at August 20, 2021 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

162 And he didn't bury anything.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

Read it carefully.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:37 PM (Q9lwr)

163 The Archies "Sugar, Sugar"
Oh crap. I've given myself an earworm.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (+lVUW)


One of the classics!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:37 PM (/g7XU)

164 I've heard some horrifying casualty projections by M.D.s for the mRna injected in the next 24 to 36 months.

A control group would blow the coming cover-up.


I think the Horrifying Narrative trick is pretty common nowadays to pick up clicks. They have been doing it for pretty much everything, from every Malthusian predictions to Global Warming and the Rapture.

I'm at the Wait And See part of this whole things since I am data driven, not hysteria driven. I am fully aware of the predictions made as early as last year. Todd Herman, former co-host on Rush's last broadcast year is really driving the fear pr0n.

There is no known "Off Switch", and the risk/reward isn't there. I must say that the same people who are pushing failed energy policies, failed foreign policies, failed economic policies, failed education policies, failed cultural policies are pushing this VACCINATE ALL THE THINGS too hard for my antennae to not twitch.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (+LCoQ)

165

You kids and your paved (!) roads... We manage in my AO with muddy dirt tracks barely wide enough for our wheelbarrow hacked through the jungles and swamps!

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (wLgVN)

166 There used to be this prank band in Columbus that played at bars in Columbus (where else?), called The Dead Schembechlers, and they dressed like Woody Hayes (who was dead by that time).
When Bo Schembechler really died, they quit, because the said then it would be in poor taste to continue.
Stay classy!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (tjZg/)


Prank band huh. So they either only played Hang on Sloopy or refused to ever play Hang on Sloopy.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (vMCab)

167 I'm surprised anyone changes their own oil in their car anymore.
Posted by: dartist

Oil goes in cars?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Mugabe-Pizarro-Nike-Cortez at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

168 Takei was 6 or 7 years old when he was interned and didn't know any better. He's used the interned card so much he has convinced himself that he was tortured.
Posted by: Jungle fever dog at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

you know who else was interned in an internment camp.

Pat Morita. This after a lengthy time in a body cast because of a spinal issue. When he was released from the hospital he joined his family in an internment camp in California or Arizona (?). I know he has passed away, but I never heard a peep out of him about how he was oppressed. He was one of my favorite actors.

George Takei is a fucking tool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)

169 The Archies were no The Monkees

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)

170 Any song on Brothers in Arms (except Money for Nothing and Walk of Life since those wouldn't be deep cuts)
Posted by: Chuck C

The Man's Too Strong....

Kind of a disturbing song.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (tjZg/)

171 The Archies "Sugar, Sugar"
Oh crap. I've given myself an earworm.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Try this instead - Afternoon delight.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (mD/uy)

172 Finally, a bed large enough to hold Hunter Biden and all of his, eh, ladies of the evening at the same time.

It's rumored that Brian Stelter has also expressed interest for an entirely different reason.

Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (UewuT)

173 nerdygirl, I have my own version of that song Sugar Sugar.

Sugar
(doo doo doo doo, doo doo)
is most of my diet
(doo doo doo doo, doo doo)...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (L2ZTs)

174 Your description of the study is ridiculously biased.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Speaking of bias I think I'm a gonna make me a stack of french toast for dinner. Throw on a few big slabs of butter and drown it in Maple syrup. Keep it up Publius.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (+qa2x)

175 >160 I'm surprised anyone changes their own oil in their car anymore.
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 09:37 PM (+ya+t)


I don't change it in the cars anymore. But I do in the boats, ATV, and 4 stroke small engines.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (RrtlF)

176 Is Tonypete here?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (/g7XU)

177 >>> My old hotmail account was hacked, so tonight I requested that it be closed.
Truly the end of an era. That was my first email account from the 90's.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:35 PM (/g7XU)


Couldn't you just change the password?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (l6b3d)

178 >> Read it carefully.

I'm just a big dummy of course, so you could you please tell what you think that lede should be?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (f1Vqw)

179 "Hotmail"!!

Hm. If I opened that account after a decade or more, would it be full I wonder?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (IG8lb)

180 Full FDA approval of the Covid vaccines is coming down Monday.

We've saved Grandma!!!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (Xrfse)

181 Just like you see fake reviews of fake places online today, there were a lot of fake bands in the late 1960s/early 1970s.

The Archies were entirely a studio creation, I believe.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)

182 The internment camp turned George Takei gay. The Feds owe him for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)

183 "If you're a gemini like me, you can expect the unexpected."

https://youtu.be/lEYSd_Sb8b0

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (ghoDT)

184 Did you see the 18 minute youtube video with the pathologist that is demanding autopsies?

All these deaths after receiving the "vaccine" and virtually no autopsies.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (xopIz)

185 You kids and your paved (!) roads... We manage in my AO with muddy dirt tracks barely wide enough for our wheelbarrow hacked through the jungles and swamps!
Posted by: Zettai

I dreamed of having a wheelbarrow....

Posted by: Granny Clampett at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

186 Hi. I'm here.
Julie Kelly was speaking with George Tanios who was recently released from DC Deplorble jail. He said that so many have been abandoned bu friends and family and like hearing from people. She asked if people could send letters.
The address is DC Correctional Treatment Facility 1901 E. St DC 20003.
Please pixy, let this post.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (Y+l9t)

187 ALH.. I've had my account since I was 45 (hence the 45 after my nic). Never been hacked (knocks on wood). I can't imagine having to get a new one. Good Lord.. thousands of emails have been sent and received thru that account.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (nxdel)

188 Dad poured the waste oil around the bases of the fence posts.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)

189 "Hotmail"!!


I read that in a James Brown voice

Posted by: Soulful Miklos at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

190 The Monkees, otoh, were totally organic.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (xopIz)

191 There used to be this prank band in Columbus that played at bars in Columbus (where else?), called The Dead Schembechlers, and they dressed like Woody Hayes (who was dead by that time).
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Please tell me they occasionally opened for Phil Dirt and the Dozers or McGuffey Lane.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (mD/uy)

192 Prank band huh. So they either only played Hang on Sloopy or refused to ever play Hang on Sloopy.
Posted by: buzzion


Geez, you sound so cynical sometimes.

Hey, when my older sister was a teenager, she actually knew The McCoys, and Rick Derringer, too.
That was back in the '60's, when Rick had a band out of Greenville, Ohio.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (tjZg/)

193 I believe there are still people out there with gte.com, prodigy.com and Compuserve (cs.com) email accounts.

You can still access AOL mail too.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)

194 >>With taurus rising.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:30 PM (axyOa)

My quadrilateral aspect is in the house of the rising sun. Kind of thing.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (xK9An)

195 Couldn't you just change the password?
Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (l6b3d)

I haven't been able to recover the account. The hackers changed the recovery email. Microsoft isn't helpful at all in cases like this.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (/g7XU)

196 The "Bernie" bumper sticker is the chef's kiss to that bumper hitch.

Posted by: butch at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (cHvOo)

197 The Archies were no The Monkees
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (VxC1e)

But they were created by the The Monkees creator after a dispute to take their place. I apologize if that was your intended snark.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (2DOZq)

198 Japan and the krauts on joint naval maneuvers.
Heh.
Ya gotta know some.of the skippers are sons or grandsons of those who were allies back in the Big One. It'd be fun to sit in on the conversations.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (axyOa)

199 JAS:
Monkees were a manufactured band that *became* real, mostly thanks to Mike Nesmith.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Try this instead - Afternoon delight.

Oh damn you!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (nxdel)

201 When Bo Schembechler really died, they quit, because the said then it would be in poor taste to continue.
Stay classy!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:36 PM (tjZg/)

Prank band huh. So they either only played Hang on Sloopy or refused to ever play Hang on Sloopy.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (vMCab)


It's Ohio law that you cannot refuse to play the official rock song of Ohio. (Yeah, really. TBDBITL has a lot of pull in the Ohio Statehouse and got Hang On Sloopy named as such.)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (Agr8U)

202 Sometimes I like to delve into the wacky side of the Web, like see where www.www.com goes, or www.com.org goes, or whatever.

I wonder who has the oldest e-mail address that still works? Somebody from DARPA or somebody like that?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (IG8lb)

203 The Archies were entirely a studio creation, I believe.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (L2ZTs)


I don't even think there was an actual band, was there? It was just studio musicians hired by the hour.

For concerts they hired some out-of-work actors with a passing resemblance to the characters and had them lip sync to the songs. Like the 12 year-old fans could tell the difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (VxC1e)

204 >>193 I believe there are still people out there with gte.com, prodigy.com and Compuserve (cs.com) email accounts.

erols.com

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (xK9An)

205 ALH - why yes, yes I am.

What's up Sister?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (mD/uy)

206 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:39 PM (f1Vqw)

The comparison was between alpha and delta, not between vaccinated and unvaccinated.

And it hasn't been reviewed yet, so it is entirely possible that the study is complete bullshit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (Q9lwr)

207 Sky rockets in flight!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (RrtlF)

208 That was back in the '60's, when Rick had a band out of Greenville, Ohio.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (tjZg/)


That's about 20 minutes or so from me.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (vMCab)

209 Read the Covid link. Medical stuff is pretty well out of my field, but it seemed to me they were saying the effects of the Delta variant are similar whether you have been vaccinated or not.

However, I distrust any and all pronouncements from medical personnel, especially those telling you to get the shot, so I'm skeptical of this one too.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (tp+tP)

210 well.. I'm off to bed, I have a show tomorrow so send good thoughts and vibes my way ya'll!! Stay safe!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (nxdel)

211 I apologize if that was your intended snark.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (2DOZq)


No problem. I have no personal investment in my snark.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (VxC1e)

212 Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (nxdel)

I've spent this entire day changing my contact email and password on every online account or website I use.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:43 PM (/g7XU)

213 Cicero, yup.

Same for Tony Burrows who was in something like a half dozen entirely studio-created bands. Edison Lighthouse, White Plains, First Class...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

214 Hey, when my older sister was a teenager, she actually knew The McCoys, and Rick Derringer, too.
That was back in the '60's, when Rick had a band out of Greenville, Ohio.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:41 PM (tjZg/)


Howdy, neighbor! (I'm the Bullet Ranch member.)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 20, 2021 09:43 PM (Agr8U)

215 Early days of road construction- when changing oil in the cat, dump the oil pan in the middle of the cut. Any harm? no, we used to sreaad thousands of gallons on the road way in the making of the road anyway.

Posted by: Polimath at August 20, 2021 09:43 PM (im++X)

216 Hotmail

I remember when MS bought that. They were frustrated because the Sun servers it was running on chugged along just fine, but Windows couldn't handle the workload. Probably all on Windows now, which could explain the hack.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:43 PM (SchxB)

217 changing the oil in my cars used to be a thing I did. But 1) wife's car is way too low to the ground for my beefy frame to fit under 2) My truck has some kind of plate guarding the oil filter which has been machine tightened and 3) I have enough money that I can have a younger person do it for me whilst I surf AosHQ in the waiting room, sipping the bad coffee.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

218 Monkees were a manufactured band that *became* real, mostly thanks to Mike Nesmith.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Nesmith's role got a historical Wite-Out

Posted by: Miklos, with corrections at August 20, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

219 Nesmith's role got a historical Wite-Out
Posted by: Miklos

HA! Nice reference Miklos.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:44 PM (mD/uy)

220 What's up Sister?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:42 PM (mD/uy)

The IRS refunded the taxes I paid on my unemployment for last year. Finally!
Did you get yours yet?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at August 20, 2021 09:44 PM (/g7XU)

221 Nesmith's role got a historical Wite-Out
Posted by: Miklos, with corrections at August 20, 2021 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)



ISWYDT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:44 PM (VxC1e)

222 As a Scorpio, I must point out an error in the horoscope. It says, "You are a perfect son of a bitch."

I mean, really -- nobody's perfect.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (JzDjf)

223 Wolves are amazing. Apex predators are important, and they aten't us.

I was going to be "hella lazy" to quote my college self, tonight. But then I got workout shamed by my spouse. Soooo here i am in the ONT. (On the stationary bike. The stationery bike has too many stickers)

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (EiPf6)

224 I'm an Aries, this thing is so wrong. You people need to start using your heads more and soon! And I don't need a lot of guff telling me how wrong I am.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (r1z5A)

225 174 Your description of the study is ridiculously biased.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Speaking of bias I think I'm a gonna make me a stack of french toast for dinner. Throw on a few big slabs of butter and drown it in Maple syrup. Keep it up Publius.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:38 PM (+qa2x)You


OH Snap!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (axyOa)

226 Melissa Joan Hart is vaccinated and caught the bug.

Zod will feed her soup and hold her hand and look at the lazy eye. Then more soup.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (xK9An)

227 When I lived in an apartment, doing any sort of car work in the shared garage was EXTREMELY frowned on so I never attempted an oil change. These days, I've got a house but also a long commute so the time saved by an instant oil change place is worth more than the money spent.

Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (UewuT)

228 How so? And he didn't bury anything. He posted the link for cripes sake.

CBD may actually be referring to the abstract in the link. Lots of eyewash, but it ends with this recommendation:

"Measures to reduce transmission in addition to increasing vaccinations rates have to be implemented to reduce Delta variant spread."

Almost everyone will interpret this to mean "wear the mask, socially distance, obey every government mandate and get the jab".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (+LCoQ)

229 pre-k thru 6th have to mask up starting scrool on Monday - just dropped it. 7-12 dont have to. Local idiots saying thanks for saving our kids, since the districts wont(they were making it optional) Sienz!

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (+I6Y/)

230 Please tell me they occasionally opened for Phil Dirt and the Dozers or McGuffey Lane.
Posted by: Tonypete


McGuffey Lane, yeah, that brings back some really stupid memories. They were actually a pretty good band, at times. Johnny Schwab used to appear occassonally on FM-96 and torment Mark Wagner (Daddy Wags) and Pat Still. Back about 35-40 years ago. You may recall that.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (tjZg/)

231 To be fair, Takei has no Dead Beau Biden to lean on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


He can't even get his facts straight about his dead son. Yikes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)

232 The Biden Terminator cartoon. LMAO

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (II3Gr)

233 Polimath, is that your handle anywhere else on these here innernets?

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (EiPf6)

234 Melissa Joan Hart is vaccinated and caught the bug.
Zod will feed her soup and hold her hand and look at the lazy eye. Then more soup.
Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (xK9An)


That's not soup!!...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

235 Almost everyone will interpret this to mean "wear the mask, socially distance, obey every government mandate and get the jab".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:45 PM (+LCoQ)

'Do the right thing'

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (+I6Y/)

236 ALH - Yes - I did maybe two or three weeks ago.

Bastids. Took them long enough.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (mD/uy)

237 And this just came out. Viral loads are equal in infected vaccinated and unvaccinated subjects:
https://tinyurl.com/hrs2399e
No significant difference in cycle counts between them for delta.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:27 PM (f1Vqw)


Unfortunately the final suggestion is that we do more of what doesn't work.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (HG00O)

238 I'm so damn late, and I didn't even read content yet..
Good evening lovely hordesters!
I'm so looking forward to the CO Morondevous!
I hope to meet so many of yoou!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (MViHT)

239 No ice cream cone for The Big Guy tonight, I'll bet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (VxC1e)

240 Unfortunately the final suggestion is that we do more of what doesn't work.

It's totally not insane to keep doing it all over again and again, no matter how many times it fails. We just have to do it harder!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (SchxB)

241 He can't even get his facts straight about his dead son. Yikes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)


He loves his dead gay son.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (ghoDT)

242 Did you see the 18 minute youtube video with the pathologist that is demanding autopsies?

All these deaths after receiving the "vaccine" and virtually no autopsies.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict

Dr. Ryan Cole

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (+qa2x)

243 I need to go to thr grocery store but am dreading it, now that inslee put the NPI bandaid back on. BARF. I'm shit at confrontations.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (EiPf6)

244 Mr. L is a Virgo and actually was a bus driver while we were in college. He is logical and hates disorder. However, he has never been a pimp (to my knowledge). As for falling asleep, I like to think I'm far too distracting for that!

I am a Scorpio and agree with being the worst of the lot.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at August 20, 2021 09:49 PM (Vf4Y7)

245 Loin status

[ ] Girded

[ ] Ungirded

[X] Marinating

Posted by: Chef Miklos at August 20, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

246 I need to go to thr grocery store but am dreading it, now that inslee put the NPI bandaid back on. BARF. I'm shit at confrontations.
Posted by: Funsize


If you're shit at confrontations, then get a bigger gun, or drive a bulldozer.
Confrontations will cease.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (tjZg/)

247 Freddy Mercury was vaccinated with a viral load.

Zod will be here all week. You will eat the veal. You will tip your waitress.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (xK9An)

248 Loin status

[ ] Girded

[ ] Ungirded

[X] Marinating
Posted by: Chef Miklos at August 20, 2021 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)


GRIDDLE YOUR LOINS

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (ghoDT)

249 For those in fascist/authoritarian states. If you don't have the experimental gene therapy injection, can you still order groceries online and have them delivered?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (SchxB)

250 Dad poured the waste oil around the bases of the fence posts.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (r1z5A)

I save mine in a 5-gallon pail, and when it's near full, I take it to the next town. Buddy has a heavy-duty truck shop, which he heats with waste oil burners. They can burn antifreeze, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (823dK)

251 Hang on Sloopy. I miss those days.

https://tinyurl.com/ddbd76sz

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (+ya+t)

252 Julie Kelly was speaking with George Tanios who was recently released from DC Deplorble jail. He said that so many have been abandoned bu friends and family and like hearing from people. She asked if people could send letters.
The address is DC Correctional Treatment Facility 1901 E. St DC 20003.
Please pixy, let this post.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 20, 2021 09:40 PM (Y+l9t)


Im guessing a page of random letters and numbers in groups of five is not a good idea?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (axyOa)

253 You will tip your waitress.

How many degrees off center?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (SchxB)

254
The internment camp turned George Takei gay. The Feds owe him for that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

__________

The Feds owe us for that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (/U27+)

255 He loves his dead gay son.
Posted by: hogmartin


Well, Hunter loved his dead gay brother's wife, too.

Such a warm, close, loving family.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (tjZg/)

256 Nice to see youngsters with a good sense of civic duty.
-----
TY WD for all your work, you rock.

This gal who drew the pic of the robber and then included a pic of her sister being bitten by a shark really cracks me up. Tho her parents may want to talk to her about her feelings for her sister, and keep knives away.

It rang a bell, when in kindergarten a friend and I would always get done early and draw stuff at the bottom of the page. I recall drawing pics of camping and hunting.

The teacher said that was fine for now, but in first grade you couldn't do that. Way to stifle creativity educational system.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (55Qr6)

257 How dare you question the efficacy and safety of the jab!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

258 Good evening lovely hordesters!
I'm so looking forward to the CO Morondevous!
I hope to meet so many of yoou!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (MViHT)

You'll have great time. WDS is super sweet. I hate to miss it.

I will be in Texas in October. For what that's worth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

259 appear occassonally on FM-96 and torment Mark Wagner (Daddy Wags) and Pat Still. Back about 35-40 years ago. You may recall that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Oh yeah - great stuff. He'd beat the hell out of Wags. Wags could hold his own though. To me, the most memorable prank ever pulled by Mark on Elliott was him faking a heart attack on air. Elliott was completely taking in.

Much hilarity ensued - kink of - Elliott was super relieved but pissed off when Wags came clean.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (mD/uy)

260 "Question: What would this actually do to the environment?"

Depends on the soil below. We have clay so it ain't going to drain down very good.
The townships around here used to collect used oil then spray it on gravel roads for dust control.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (qH6FZ)

261 What do retired trophy wives do?
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2021 09:34 PM (RrtlF)


Be catty about the replacement trophy wife.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2021 09:52 PM (HG00O)

262 For those in fascist/authoritarian states. If you don't have the experimental gene therapy injection, can you still order groceries online and have them delivered?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM (SchxB)

Our local meijer has online order and pickup is free if you order X amount - 10$ or so for delivery

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 09:52 PM (+I6Y/)

263 Can you even get conventional motor oil anymore? It seems all I can find now is synthetic and synthetic blend.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2021 09:52 PM (xPl2J)

264 I need to find a lady friend who's an Aquarius.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 20, 2021 09:53 PM (ecYxZ)

265 The county changed to a mask mandate on the 14th, which I was unaware of. (591% increase in cases!!! ((I'm always skeptical when they don't give numbers, just percentages)) Anywhoo, didn't get the stink eye from anyone, only found out about the mandate when they wouldn't let me in the hardware store...I swear I will be the last unvaccinated person in K..... co.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)

266 You will tip your waitress.

How many degrees off center?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over: Fudd's First Law of Opposition

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (tjZg/)

267 I pour my used motor oil in the river.

I'm not going to drive around with that stuff.

Posted by: Tee Hee! at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (wrwK7)

268 244 Mr. L is a Virgo and actually was a bus driver while we were in college. He is logical and hates disorder. However, he has never been a pimp (to my knowledge).

So he could've outfought Santino.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (II3Gr)

269

Gutfeld on in five...


https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (wLgVN)

270 to collect used oil then spray it on gravel roads for dust control.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 20, 2021 09:51 PM (qH6FZ)

my brother crashed and burned on a honda 50 on a road like that...not a good day

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (+I6Y/)

271 will be in Texas in October. For what that's worth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

$20. Same as in Colorado.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (+qa2x)

272 my brother crashed and burned on a honda 50 on a road like that...not a good day
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (+I6Y/)

Loose pea gavel is way worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 09:55 PM (823dK)

273 Did you see the 18 minute youtube video with the pathologist that is demanding autopsies?

All these deaths after receiving the "vaccine" and virtually no autopsies.


You guys don't get it.
The same government that doesn't care about what millions of illegal aliens will do in this country; that doesn't care about Americans in AF; that doesn't care about inflation destroying the economy; that doesn't care about the damage done by lock-downs and C19 FUD; that has destroyed the medical industry essentially telling everyone "don't come back until you have stage 4 cancer"; that doesn't care about education; doesn't care about power outages; doesn't care about wildfires or droughts other than as a means to push more Marxism....

Do you really think they are going to care to know if the mRNA has an inordinate/unacceptable level of risk, damage and death?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:55 PM (+LCoQ)

274 Nesmith's role got a historical Wite-Out
Posted by: Miklos

HA! Nice reference Miklos.

C'mon Man! That was four or five days ago!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at August 20, 2021 09:55 PM (FWn1L)

275 >>I swear I will be the last unvaccinated person in K..... co. Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 09:53 PM (r1z5A)

You will be acquired and studied.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:55 PM (xK9An)

276 Our local meijer has online order and pickup is free if you order X amount - 10$ or so for delivery

That's my point. It's the loophole they can use to say they're not discriminating against the "unvaxxed" by making them pay more for the service. You can still get groceries, you just can't do it in person.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:55 PM (SchxB)

277 So Marriott limited its free 9/11 coffee and mini-muffins to just thirty minutes? Is that how long it took the towers to fall, or what?

If terrorists had hit the Empire State building instead I guess there would be enough time for omelets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (VxC1e)

278 I donate my used motor oil to the local Public Skool so they can use it as fry oil in the School Lunch Program.

Posted by: Kindly Miklos at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

279 DrBone, you want to join the Age of Aquarius?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

280 It doesn't help anything, trying to sift through "expert" advice when they use terms like "unvaccinated".

Do they mean individuals who've never been exposed, or never acquired Sars/CoVid-19? That would be pretty damn rare by now.

Some people, for whatever reason, are already naturally immune. But the usual government "one size fits all" as if we're all interchangeable meat sticks is just stupid.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (IG8lb)

281 I'm so damn late, and I didn't even read content yet..
Good evening lovely hordesters!
I'm so looking forward to the CO Morondevous!
I hope to meet so many of yoou!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 20, 2021 09:48 PM (MViHT)


Gawd.
I read this and had a flashback to my girlfriend in highschool...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (axyOa)

282 will be in Texas in October. For what that's worth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

$20. Same as in Colorado.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (+qa2x)

*slow nod*

MMMmmmm HHmmm!!!

you know it!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (x8Wzq)

283 Re: Wolves

Read recently that some are rethinking the whole pecking order for wolves. Instead of a single alpha male, female lead pack, the pack is more of a family unit with various lead males (uncle, cousin,...) depending upon the situation.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (UVMn8)

284 Full FDA approval of the Covid vaccines is coming down Monday.

"But we still don't have to list the side effects in ads!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 20, 2021 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

285 my brother crashed and burned on a honda 50 on a road like that...not a good day
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 09:54 PM (+I6Y/)

Loose pea gavel is way worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Still have a few small pieces of gravel in my knees from decades old frivolity on a bike.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 09:57 PM (mD/uy)

286 I've always thought doctors were generally none too bright (with some notable exceptions), but I still thought most of them meant well. I don't think that anymore.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 20, 2021 09:57 PM (8548M)

287 Vaccine?

How cute.

Posted by: Keith Richards at August 20, 2021 09:57 PM (wrwK7)

288 Loose pea gavel is way worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


*judicial glare*

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at August 20, 2021 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)

289 263 Can you even get conventional motor oil anymore? It seems all I can find now is synthetic and synthetic blend.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2021 09:52 PM (xPl2J)

---------

What are you, a wise guy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 09:58 PM (VxC1e)

290 You can still get groceries, you just can't do it in person.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:55 PM (SchxB)

Currently, I THINK there is a sign that says vaxxed people dont need masks, but unclean should. Nobody checks and I dont even bother to read the signs. We shall see if things change in the next few weeks. Curious what the schools are going to do when they have all these mask mandates and the rates are going to skyrocket

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 09:58 PM (+I6Y/)

291 ...You will tip your waitress.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 09:58 PM (wLgVN)

292 Was just reading about how some of the most frequented websites (such as Craigslist), and best restaurants in the US, are basically dumps that haven't updated their look for decades.

That's kind of how my fave hot dog place Mustard's is. It was recently repainted and cleaned out more or less, but still has a very late 1970s-early 1980s fast food vibe, because none of the original tables and furniture and decor has ever been replaced.

Anyone here a fan of a place that hasn't changed anything for years and years? (Besides here at Ace's I mean.) :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

293 This addition to my nic, might have made my wry comment more wry.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)

294 Illegal trade workers pour oil , paint , etc down the storm drains.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 09:59 PM (2DOZq)

295
Why yes, they were comparing Alpha to Delta (and another variant in the mix as well), which was the whole point. Here is the relevant text from the abstract:

"The Delta variant associated with increased breakthrough infections in fully vaccinated individuals that were mostly symptomatic when compared to the Alpha breakthrough infections..."

So Delta is doing a much better job of breaking through those vaccinations to produce symptomatic infection, which is just natural selection in action. That's the comparison to alpha.

[cont]

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:59 PM (f1Vqw)

296 Some community colleges pay less than $2K/class.

Those are for Democrats who want to say they were Professors later in life.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 20, 2021 09:59 PM (IAPGA)

297 I'm so looking forward to the CO Morondevous!

'Cause Horde can't you see
We need to spend some time alone
We need to see some dreams come true
I wanna feel me, drinking booze
We need a Midnight Morendezvous

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 09:59 PM (SchxB)

298 BTW--and I'm late to this, I'm sure--but "The World War Two Podcast" with host Angus Wallace is really good. Not the rehashed military history common to these things--his guests really put depth to different, less-explored aspects. Highly recommended for history buffs.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:59 PM (xK9An)

299 283 Re: Wolves

Read recently that some are rethinking the whole pecking order for wolves. Instead of a single alpha male, female lead pack, the pack is more of a family unit with various lead males (uncle, cousin,...) depending upon the situation.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 09:56 PM (UVMn



I think I read somewhere that the whole "alpha wolf" stuff and the pecking order is from wolves observed in captivity, not a natural pack dynamic.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 10:00 PM (vMCab)

300 You will be acquired and studied.
Posted by: ZOD


A VERY poor substitute for the OMEGA man...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:00 PM (r1z5A)

301 Anyone here a fan of a place that hasn't changed anything for years and years? (Besides here at Ace's I mean.) :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Letterman's Diner in Kutztown, PA. It's a true diner that hasn't upgraded/remodeled anything in decades if not longer. Only about 20 seats. Cash only!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:00 PM (mD/uy)

302 Las Cruces Bulldawgs 20 - Volcano Vista 13. The third quarter was mostly spent going back and forth between the 30 yard lines where drives were killed with penalties.

Eventually Las Cruces got lucky and drove all the way down to the 8-yard line where they picked up a five yard penalty, boom touchdown.

The kicker missed the uprights for the second time tonight, we are now edging into miracle territory.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 10:00 PM (slua5)

303 Tony, sounds good. But Letterman's? No relation to you-know-who I hope. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

304 I think I read somewhere that the whole "alpha wolf" stuff and the pecking order is from wolves observed in captivity, not a natural pack dynamic.
Posted by: buzzion


I want wolves transplanted to downtown Seattle.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)

305 Jewells,

Will do, hun.

Have an amazing show tomorrow!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:02 PM (3P/5p)

306 And then, from the abstract:

"The impact of vaccination on reducing the recovery of infectious virus from clinical samples was only observed with Alpha variant infections but was strongly associated with low localized SARS-CoV-2 IgG for both variants. A comparison of Ct values showed a significant decrease in the Delta compared to Alpha with no significant differences between unvaccinated and vaccinated groups."

So, it seems that vaccination only had an effect on viral loads with the alpha. Delta produces lower cycle counts compared to alpha, same point above, and *there was no difference between vaccinated and unvaccinated groups".

IOW, delta produces the same viral loads in both vaccinated and unvaccinated individuals.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 10:02 PM (f1Vqw)

307 Sister bitten by shark drawing: I can't read speech balloon. My first guess was "No fucking way!"

Posted by: gp Does Not Play Well With Others at August 20, 2021 10:02 PM (qpX6U)

308 You know who was called Uncle Wolf?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 10:02 PM (VxC1e)

309 Anyone here a fan of a place that hasn't changed anything for years and years? (Besides here at Ace's I mean.) :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

https://tinyurl.com/92jevwv6

Posted by: Miklos, the Redneck Zagat at August 20, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

310 273 The deaths are a feature, not a bug, for the shot callers.

Reverse engineer the big plays and key players of Covid 19 and you'll keep bumping into radical depopulation psychos, and the people they've funded.

Even essential versus non-essential jobs was gamed out 30 years ago by globalists.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 10:03 PM (8MsLa)

311
Have mass evacuations and panic started in NY and CT over Hurricane Henri?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 10:03 PM (/U27+)

312 Some people, for whatever reason, are already naturally immune. But the usual government "one size fits all" as if we're all interchangeable meat sticks is just stupid.

I'm old enough to remember that one of the reasons that Americans don't have the freedom to self prescribe drugs is because we needed layers of professional medical personnel to determine if there is even a need for the medicine, to determine dosage, conflicts with other medications, reaction to allergies or adverse effect with preexisting conditions.

Now they say your life as a functioning citizen ends until you take this mRNA concoction regardless if it isn't right for you. Sight unseen! One mystery chemical for everyone, no exceptions!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 10:03 PM (+LCoQ)

313 Miklos, hmmm!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)

314 I want wolves transplanted to downtown Seattle.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)

Looks like some tigers need a new home too(from tiger king park)

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 10:03 PM (+I6Y/)

315 No relation qdpsteve - Doug is a huge PDT fan and makes no apologies for it. Will throw a loudmouth liberal out if they get too lippy.

Eat up and get out!

*Say, didn't we do this on the previous thread?*

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:04 PM (mD/uy)

316
so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?


will sideburns make a comeback?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 10:04 PM (bTQ72)

317 Tony, good to hear! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

318
so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?

________

Leisure suits?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 10:05 PM (/U27+)

319 Chat n' Chew
Posted by: Miklos

I'll have to stop in on the next trip to Hilton Head.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:06 PM (mD/uy)

320 You will tip your waitress.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 09:50 PM


You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/3lleB4MFVg8

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)

321 Full-on disco is always threatening to come back big time. Supposedly actual funk/soul musicians love it.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

322
corduroy pants?

my middle schooler has no concetp of that

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 10:06 PM (bTQ72)

323 Another piece of covid shittiness: my grandfather is probably dying in AZ and my parents flew down this am. The hospital won't let them in because they are not on "the list" and the list is only allowed to be 2 people long. What the fuck. Its been nearly 2 years of this shit.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 10:06 PM (EiPf6)

324 Another one - Grayson's in Wytheville, VA.

Great food for almost no money. Breakfast all day.

As God Himself intended.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (mD/uy)

325 Have mass evacuations and panic started in NY and CT over Hurricane Henri?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'm getting the hell out of here!

Posted by: Cuomo at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (jYKoy)

326 so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?


will sideburns make a comeback?
Posted by: will choose a nic later


Well, we got that inflation thing going, sooooo fuel shortages?

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (r1z5A)

327 ALL HAIL DOOF!!!

Today arrived Bogrács AND thumb drive of Musical Wonders!


Nagyon szépen köszönöm!
Posted by: Happy, happy Miklos at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

Enjoy! Feedback welcomed, too

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (mZUr4)

328 229 pre-k thru 6th have to mask up starting scrool on Monday - just dropped it. 7-12 dont have to. Local idiots saying thanks for saving our kids, since the districts wont(they were making it optional) Sienz!
Posted by: a dude in MI


Yep. And high school kids are at greater risk than little kids. My sister is an aide in a lower elementary school, so, 4, 5, and 6 year olds running around with masks on. It's disgusting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

329 Leisure suits?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Funemployment Leisurewear"

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)

330 304
Rat, I wouldn't do that to wolves.
Skunks now, I could get behind that.
I read that something like 80% of skunks out here carry rabies.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (FtJ1S)

331 >>so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?

Finding Lite-Brite pegs *everywhere* in the house.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (xK9An)

332 Reverse engineer the big plays and key players of Covid 19 and you'll keep bumping into radical depopulation psychos, and the people they've funded.

Now you understand why so much public policy is crafted the way it is. No new roads, no real infrastructure improvements, conversion to technologies that need very little human interaction. Why do you think that they are cool with windmills and solar and no ICE? Because they are all low-skill, low-labor technologies to keep functioning.

If you plan on wiping out 4/5ths of the population you sure don't need to be expanding water supply, increasing grid resiliency/capacity or building new roads, ports, airports or rail.

The conversion to non-meat meat (other than to humiliate you) is to remove the need for ranchers. Food can be grown in greenhouses, processed with robotics and processed into food-like comestibles.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 10:08 PM (+LCoQ)

333 Blanco, I got the J&J. Everyone has to wear the mask regardless. Its asinine.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 10:08 PM (EiPf6)

334 Hans Knappertsbusch is highly rated for Wagner, known simply as "Kna" Many postwar recordings

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at August 20, 2021 10:08 PM (K5YXy)

335 >>> will sideburns make a comeback?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 10:04 PM (bTQ72)

I'm waiting patiently for red flannel lined denim jackets to come back.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (l6b3d)

336 Anyone here a fan of a place that hasn't changed anything for years and years? (Besides here at Ace's I mean.) :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Hofbräuhaus in Munich. As good now as 40 years ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (axyOa)

337 70's Disco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUGga_VPeTo

Those attending the TxMoMee, bring earplugs if you no like disco.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (3P/5p)

338 so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?

Peasant blouses, no bras, and hot pants for the ladies?

Nehru jackets and ruffled shirts for the guys?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (mD/uy)

339 "so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?"


Nostalgia for the 50s.

Posted by: davidt at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (LwWX1)

340 Diogenes, thanks!
Munich is just a little bit of a drive... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

341 Feedback welcomed, too

Can you do that without the black diamonds?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (SchxB)

342 Holy cow--what a hilarious ONT!!!

The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

343 Rat, I wouldn't do that to wolves.
Skunks now, I could get behind that.
I read that something like 80% of skunks out here carry rabies.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe,


Gee I don't know, the thought of a pack of wolves going through a homeless encampment like they were culling a buffalo herd makes me giggle.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (r1z5A)

344 I guess hurricane Henri is French - it's pronounced On-ree.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (xqRaG)

345 davidt, it seems there was nostalgia for the 50s right from the end of the 50s.

I still have trouble believing one of the hit bands at Woodstock was... Sha Na Na.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

346 I love your way, ayyyyy!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (FWn1L)

347 so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?

Macrame' candle swings and parachute canopies in your bedrooms - black light posters?

This time, try to not burn the damn place down!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (mD/uy)

348 Blanco, I got the J&J. Everyone has to wear the mask regardless. Its asinine.

Sorry to hear you're ruled over by idiots.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (SchxB)

349 Doesn't oil come right outta the damn ground to start with?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (TOHrr)

350 So, I'm confused.

I have to get a COVID booster vaccine. And maybe in six months, another booster vaccine.

Does this apply for my kids school vaccines as well? Do they need MMR vaccines every six months? What about the polio vaccine? Does that need an update? Do the schools automatically give kids their vaccines every few months, or do they go back to their pediatrician for this?

I'm confused about this new world of vaccines. I didn't think that vaccines had to have regular boosters, is that a thing now and forever? How many COVID boosters will the kids and I have to get? This just seems weird.

Can someone explain this to me? Sorry to be so uninformed.

Posted by: uninformed mom at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (1fg6a)

351 Well, at least be creative with it and pour it in to the shape of a large dick.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:24

LMAO RH. When I read that I first thought it was posted by y5 or c5.

Just jogged my old mind, when I was a sr in HS our prank was to burn 73 into the front lawn w/ granular fertilizer. Wow, that's a very old memory. It would be easier today w/ Roundup.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (55Qr6)

352 Ladyl,

Glad they're having a good time.

You're going to see most of them in Oct, so no need to be jealous.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (3P/5p)

353 so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?

The return of the Datsun 510.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:12 PM (SchxB)

354
Hans Knappertsbusch is highly rated for Wagner

_________

His 1964 Bayreuth Parsifal is very fine. Kna hated rehearsals and hated recording. Producer John Culshaw said the Knappertsbusch on records was nothing like the Knappertsbusch of live performances.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 10:12 PM (/U27+)

355 There was a joint back in West Virginia called the "Hill House" that I used to hit periodically. Illegal gambling in the basement. Cheap beer and thin T-bones upstairs. Dinner for 2 with 2-3 beverages ran about $20. With tip.

I don't think it's changed 30 years. Or longer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2021 10:12 PM (BFigT)

356 Finding Lite-Brite pegs *everywhere* in the house.
Posted by: ZOD

Geez did they make a racket when vacuum cleaner got hold of one.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:12 PM (r1z5A)

357 Doesn't oil come right outta the damn ground to start with?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor

Let's not confuse them with logic, facts or science please.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:12 PM (mD/uy)

358 Place that hasn't changed in years: Mountaineer's Forest Theater in kitsap.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (EiPf6)

359 Are You Receiving Me -- Golden Earring
Posted by: GnuBreed, no circumstance at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (F0YaR)

Doof, Electric Requiem on Operation Mindcrime
Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 09:19 PM (8MsLa)


Thank you both for the suggestions!

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (mZUr4)

360 Diogenes, thanks!
Munich is just a little bit of a drive... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

but worth it. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (axyOa)

361 "so what is next to look forward to from the 70s?"
Nostalgia for the 50s.


The change in culture and things was pretty dramatic between 50s and 70s. Slightly less between the 70s and the 90s; and other than miniaturization of electronic components, not much difference between 90s and the 2010s.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (+LCoQ)

362 From the report that publius linked:
https://tinyurl.com/hrs2399e

"The impact of vaccination on reducing the recovery of infectious virus from clinical samples was only observed with Alpha variant infections but was strongly associated with low localized SARS-CoV-2 IgG for both variants."

This implies that vaccination reduces the natural anti-COVID antibody, IgG. That sounds like...not a good thing.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (+56GQ)

363 >>from the 70s?

Incense. Wine. Can-dles. Freaky scenes.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (xK9An)

364 Those attending the TxMoMee, bring earplugs if you no like disco.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (3P/5p)

Ear plugs?? My shit needs ear plugs. Disco warrants machine guns. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (VwHCD)

365 "The return of the Datsun 510."


The Chevy Luv. Electric. Lotta vibration.

Posted by: davidt at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (LwWX1)

366
If we're getting the 70s back, I hope there's a Stanley Cup for the Flyers in it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (/U27+)

367 Yep. And high school kids are at greater risk than little kids. My sister is an aide in a lower elementary school, so, 4, 5, and 6 year olds running around with masks on. It's disgusting.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

Wife is elementary music k-5.

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 20, 2021 10:14 PM (+I6Y/)

368 That is a nice image Rat but the coyotes stay away from the bum camps and wolves are smarter.
Skunks look like kitties until they bite and spray you.
Pro tip: Do not shoot a skunk at less than 100 yards.
They tend to spray their scent in every direction.
Portland needs a bunch of them as well.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 20, 2021 10:14 PM (FtJ1S)

369 Doesn't oil come right outta the damn ground to start with?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (TOHrr)

Yup!!

Posted by: Jed Clampett at August 20, 2021 10:14 PM (mZUr4)

370 Those attending the TxMoMee, bring earplugs if you no like disco.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (3P/5p)

I will dance. Mrs. Mahon will be mortified. Small children will cry. (True story)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

371 LOL Berserker.

I was playing disco last year, I just know enough to mix it in with the other genre's.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:14 PM (3P/5p)

372 Popular science 1963, just throw that shit in the ground. Now that's following the science. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:15 PM (VwHCD)

373 364 Those attending the TxMoMee, bring earplugs if you no like disco.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (3P/5p)

Ear plugs?? My shit needs ear plugs. Disco warrants machine guns. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (VwHCD)


Disco??? Is this a new thing for Texas?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

374 Can you even get conventional motor oil anymore? It seems all I can find now is synthetic and synthetic blend.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2021

What are you, a wise guy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


And no, you can't get petroleum - based motor oil anymore. The only thing you can get is synthetic. I was told years ago by a car dealer that this would happen....and it has.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 10:15 PM (tjZg/)

375 I will dance. Mrs. Mahon will be mortified. Small children will cry. (True story)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___

lin-duh's kids have met the Horde, and they didn't muster up one tear.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:16 PM (3P/5p)

376

Kat Timpf is sporting a pony tail this evening... I like it!

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 10:16 PM (wLgVN)

377 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

I thought that wasn't til tomorrow? Tonight must be "Ettes Gone Wild"!

Posted by: Jed Clampett at August 20, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)

378 When the covid stuff first started, I saw twenty high-school kids on the track team running with masks on.

If they have to wear masks, swim-team kids should have to self-waterboard when they're swimming laps.

Posted by: ZOD at August 20, 2021 10:17 PM (xK9An)

379 I was playing disco last year, I just know enough to mix it in with the other genre's.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:14 PM (3P/5p)


Actually, you did a very good job. I did not feel my ears close up like a NORAD base. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:17 PM (VwHCD)

380 Off sock

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:17 PM (mZUr4)

381 This implies that vaccination reduces the natural anti-COVID antibody, IgG. That sounds like...not a good thing.

You're catching on. But then, so is the super scary "Delta variant."

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:17 PM (SchxB)

382 Incense. Wine. Can-dles. Freaky scenes.
Posted by: ZOD

One word

Boone's Farm

Posted by: Miklos recalls a strawberry variant at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

383 What the fuck. Its been nearly 2 years of this shit.

The fun has just begun.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (Xrfse)

384 352 Ladyl,

Glad they're having a good time.

You're going to see most of them in Oct, so no need to be jealous.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (3P/5p)


{{{SMH}}}

Everyone there said they were coming to Texas!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

385 If I'm in charge of the dance floor turntables at the TX MoMee, you'll probably be hearing:

https://youtu.be/sLPdjisny7I

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

386 Disco??? Is this a new thing for Texas?
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

better than hick-hop. I have never been a country music fan, but the shite being plopped out these days being called country music is fucking awful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)

387 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)


Good evening, {{{Ladyl}}} -- make sure to save those numbers, so you can call them from TX.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (Agr8U)

388 I want wolves transplanted to downtown Seattle.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:01 PM (r1z5A)


I got so fed up by the lack of wolves in downtown Seattle I moved to New Mexico in 2017. I can only imagine it's become more of a shit hole than it was then.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (slua5)

389 Coming from you, Berserker, I take that as a huge compliment.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:18 PM (3P/5p)

390 Is that ad fer real? Seems too wacky even for the 50s.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 10:19 PM (GQ5VU)

391 Those attending the TxMoMee, bring earplugs if you no like disco.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:09 PM (3P/5p)

Ear plugs?? My shit needs ear plugs. Disco warrants machine guns. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:13 PM (VwHCD)

For you, Berserker...
https://youtu.be/LRBjiGkry3E

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:19 PM (mZUr4)

392 377 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

I thought that wasn't til tomorrow? Tonight must be "Ettes Gone Wild"!
Posted by: Jed Clampett at August 20, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)


I didn't think of that! It's probably a two-night event!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

393 That gravel thing you're dumping oil into? It's a French Drain.

You know who else used a French Drain for quite a stretch? The Hanford Reservation. Needless to say, that didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 20, 2021 10:19 PM (ZSK0i)

394 Everyone there said they were coming to Texas!
Posted by: Ladyl
___

Heh, cool!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:19 PM (3P/5p)

395 241 He can't even get his facts straight about his dead son. Yikes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 09:46 PM (+lVUW)

He loves his dead gay son.
Posted by: hogmartin


Beau was gay? Is that why his widow was so quick to screw her crackhead brother in law?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

396 >>> Can someone explain this to me? Sorry to be so uninformed.
Posted by: uninformed mom at August 20, 2021 10:11 PM (1fg6a)


Common flu vaccines have to be renewed every year because the virus changes. This is different though because what they're selling doesn't even hinder its spread. They're getting us used to continual lifetime government mandated maintenance medical procedures.


I guess it's to be expected that a new a new massive graft opens up to replace the forever-war one that is closing.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (l6b3d)

397 Everyone there said they were coming to Texas!
Posted by: Ladyl

I heard the same in Mexico and Guatemala!

Posted by: Miklos can confirm at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

398 Skunks look like kitties until they bite and spray you.
Pro tip: Do not shoot a skunk at less than 100 yards.
They tend to spray their scent in every direction.
Portland needs a bunch of them as well.
Posted by: Winston,



Was changing sprinkler pipe out in the valley, jumped the ditch to turn the valve on, got NAILED...parents made me change in the garage and bury my clothes.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (r1z5A)

399 Enjoy, Doof

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (8MsLa)

400 We all be proud of Vice Preserdent Harras for helping women of coler un Afghanrstan. These women should be thankful for her.

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (D9mnB)

401 Lost in space, please send wolves. Please.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 10:21 PM (EiPf6)

402 You know who else used a French Drain for quite a stretch? The Hanford Reservation. Needless to say, that didn't work out so well.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

Oh, they used to pour all kinds of stuff right on the ground, because....it was the government and they didn't have to care.
Billions have been spent on Remediation, and actually, not a whole lot has been accomplished.
Funny how that works.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 20, 2021 10:21 PM (tjZg/)

403 better than hick-hop.

Gotta give those bands credit. It's very ambitious to suck in two genres at once.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:21 PM (SchxB)

404 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl


Whew!! They're still capable of dialing...

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)

405 >> This implies that vaccination reduces the natural anti-COVID antibody, IgG. That sounds like...not a good thing.

Oh yes, indeed. That's a part of larger effect that reading ol' Geert Vanden Bossche has learnt' me about. More on that later. I'm still getting up to speed on it.

Basically it involves the interaction between the innate immune system (broad spectrum, non-specific) vs the acquired (memory) immunity system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 10:21 PM (f1Vqw)

406 Playlist of my childhood in CA in the 70s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ses5rI5U4

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (3P/5p)

407 Enjoy, Doof

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (8MsLa)

Thanks! I'll report back when my playlist has been built. I usually work on them for a week or 2.

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (mZUr4)

408 Has anyone in the CoMoMe used any of the bail fund yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (4fSQf)

409 the 70s ...


porn in a theater?

I was too young for that

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (bTQ72)

410 One of my kids' school announced the mask is back baby!!

The kid doesn't really care. I do care. But this is a highly selective school and if I make a stink, there are 100 other parents willing to shut up, mask up and take my place.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (GQ5VU)

411 Rat
Never been sprayed by a skunk. Next door neighbor's pooch got into one two nights running.
Slow learner that pooch is. But, sweet as hell.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (FtJ1S)

412 This implies that vaccination reduces the natural anti-COVID antibody, IgG. That sounds like...not a good thing.

Yeah, so what? The mRNA is nectar of the gods. (Sadly we're talking Thanatos, Pluto, Yama and Osiris)

I think the better vaccine is obtained, most likely even a broad spectrum inoculation against everything by a good long swim in a local flooded quarry or river.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 10:23 PM (+LCoQ)

413 Beau was gay? Is that why his widow was so quick to screw her crackhead brother in law?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (+lVUW)


No. Maybe? I don't know. It's from a movie.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:23 PM (ghoDT)

414 My grandbabies are home-schooled, praise God.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:23 PM (3P/5p)

415 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

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Is anyone lighting their farts yet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 10:23 PM (VxC1e)

416 One of my kids' school announced the mask is back baby!! The kid doesn't really care.

How very sad.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (Xrfse)

417 Right, so...Creed. The band, I mean, not the thing what vaguely libertarian assassins adhere to. Until recently I knew them mostly by reputation, in a "Creed sucks!" sort of way, but a modern rock station I sometimes listen to has been on a Creed bender lately so I've heard a few songs. Not bad, though like a lot of bands that briefly flourished they seem to only have one sound. I guess there's some religious allegory going on, which probably prompted most of the bitching, but it's not overbearing and tedious like most self-styled "Christian rock" groups. Also, 'One' is a pretty prophetic song...basically suggesting, all the way back in the late 90s, that flinging money and favors at people based on racial attributes would just lead to another round of unrest and mistrust. Maybe I'll get one of their albums someday.

Next week I'll do Britpop.

Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (UewuT)

418 408 Has anyone in the CoMoMe used any of the bail fund yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (4fSQf)


Based on the frivolity in the background, they are very close to needing bail.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

419 porn in a theater?

I was too young for that
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 10:22 PM (bTQ72)


Mum's the word

Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (mZUr4)

420 lin-duh's kids have met the Horde, and they didn't muster up one tear.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:16 PM (3P/5p)

No. Rilly. Years ago, we had our friends' kids over while they went to dinner. Little guy, maybe 4 years old, saw me dancing to a song (probably Madness) and his eyes welled up and he looked absolutely mortified. maybe because I am a hybrid of Kevin James and Jack Black. I dunno. All I know is that he was terrified. Mrs. Mahon has never allowed me to dance again.

But I shall in Texas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)

421
sad thin is elementary kids are so used to masks they wear them everywhere, even walking home alone

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (bTQ72)

422 415 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

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Is anyone lighting their farts yet?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 10:23 PM (VxC1e


Yup!

Oh, you meant there at the MoMe

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (4fSQf)

423 Is anyone lighting their farts yet?
Posted by: Cicero

They have People for that.

Posted by: Miklos rests assured at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

424
Is anyone lighting their farts yet?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 10:23 PM (VxC1e)


I would have to assume they are.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

425 Anyone here a fan of a place that hasn't changed anything for years and years? (Besides here at Ace's I mean.) :-)

___

We've been telling you rubes we are fiscally conservative for at least 30 years, as we vote to give Democrats every dime they ask for.

Does that count?

Posted by: GOP at August 20, 2021 10:25 PM (GQ5VU)

426 "Hick-Hop."


That's too good not to steal.

Posted by: davidt at August 20, 2021 10:25 PM (LwWX1)

427 Our local meijer has online order and pickup is free if you order X amount - 10$ or so for delivery
Posted by: a dude in MI


If they're still open 24 hours, night owls like ourselves can go in at midnight when there's almost no one around to tell us to put the mask on or pull it over the nose.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2021 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

428 Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 09:56

D, you are a wise man. You recognize some things here as I see them. Yep, you nailed this one. I'd say wise beyond your years, but IIRC you have a few years around the block. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 10:26 PM (55Qr6)

429 They're getting us used to continual lifetime government mandated maintenance medical procedures.

Show proper fealty to your betters or be denied any meaningful participation in society or life.

The Party wants total control of your body. They want to put in anything they want, as often as they want, for as long as they want.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 10:26 PM (+LCoQ)

430 All I know is that he was terrified. Mrs. Mahon has never allowed me to dance again.

But I shall in Texas.
___

LOL, fair warning.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:26 PM (3P/5p)

431

Whew!! They're still capable of dialing...
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)


Is is still called "dialing?"

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

432 Is anyone lighting their farts yet?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 10:23 PM (VxC1e)

You don't "light" a fart. You "torch" a fart.

Gotta use the right terminology.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:27 PM (823dK)

433 I have to wash my truck tomorrow.

I do not want to wash my truck tomorrow.

I have to wash my truck tomorrow.

I do not want to wash my truck tomorrow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:27 PM (4fSQf)

434 Back on the farm I used engine oil to paint fence posts.

Posted by: Cluebat at August 20, 2021 10:27 PM (q76x7)

435 But I shall in Texas.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)


There's no dancing at the TXMoMe. It's an insalubrious practice, unbalances the humours.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:28 PM (ghoDT)

436 I dance like Fred G. Sanford attempting to intimidate.

I do not frighten small children.

Posted by: Terpsichorean Miklos at August 20, 2021 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

437 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

Crud. Me too. I am so close. But my Mom and Dad need me. But hey, at least I get to drive through Wyoming tomorrow. I friggin' love Wyoming.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)

438 Good evening, {{{S'Puppy}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:29 PM (TdMsT)

439 434 Back on the farm I used engine oil to paint fence posts.
Posted by: Cluebat at August 20, 2021 10:27 PM (q76x7

Yup. Repels water and rot.


Also good for removing stumps with fire.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:29 PM (4fSQf)

440 Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (UewuT)

Creed was decent. But the band they morphed into, Alter Bridge, is much better. Essentially the same band with a different, better singer -- Myles Kennedy.

A sample...
https://youtu.be/8eYHvrgPqQ0

Another...
https://youtu.be/XNWMVeLtgRw

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

441 >>> Is anyone lighting their farts yet?
Posted by: Cicero

They have People for that.
Posted by: Miklos rests assured at August 20, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)


For the lighting or the farts?

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 10:29 PM (l6b3d)

442 The folks at the Colorado Mome called me tonight. They're having a blast. I'm pretty jealous.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:10 PM (TdMsT)


They called me too. I think next year as a reward for surviving the house move of great agony I'll have to road trip around the country and do a string of MoMe's. Kinda like retards following grateful dead. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:29 PM (VwHCD)

443
There's no dancing at the TXMoMe. It's an insalubrious practice, unbalances the humours.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:28 PM (ghoDT)


Oh there's dancing, all right, baby

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

444 Just finished watching Jeremiah Johnson for the 30th time.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (2DOZq)

445 You realize that Joe Biden, on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, will kill more trapped Americans in Afghanistan than trapped Americans died in the World Trade Center?

Posted by: Dan at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (+NG5U)

446 Is is still called "dialing?"
Posted by: Ladyl


Heh. SA

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (r1z5A)

447 Just a side note, I got a copy of that flick for my birthday a few weeks back. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Oh there's dancing, all right, baby
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (TdMsT)


No one puts baby in a corner!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (4fSQf)

449 We used to pour old used engine oil on our gravel road to keep the dust down. You do know that the oil came out of the ground in the first place, yes? How is it that it isn't considered pure and organic? No pesticides, no gmo, etc. It's oil. The earth made it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (SDdx5)

450 Kinda funny Viacom owns BET and CMT. Talk about covering all bases.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (GQ5VU)

451 Gee I don't know, the thought of a pack of wolves going through a homeless encampment like they were culling a buffalo herd makes me giggle.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021

I'd state it as, ...like they were culling a herd of elk in the Yellowstone National Park ecosystem, which the wolves have done.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 10:31 PM (UVMn8)

452

They called me too. I think next year as a reward for surviving the house move of great agony I'll have to road trip around the country and do a string of MoMe's. Kinda like retards following grateful dead. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:29 PM (VwHCD)


Omg what fun!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2021 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

453 For the lighting or the farts?
Posted by: banana Dream

I believe they opted for the Platinum Package.

Posted by: Miklos, Catastrophic Event Planner at August 20, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

454 We all be proud of Vice Preserdent Harras for helping women of coler un Afghanrstan. These women should be thankful for her.
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 20, 2021 10:20 PM (D9mnB)


Mary!!!
You winsome lass you. Theres a dude, Mannix, looking for you. I said you were looking to get into modelling. He'll get you started.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 10:31 PM (axyOa)

455 MyTaurus horoscope seems sadly accurate.

"Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a f*cking asshole."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (7F9te)

456 Kinda like retards following grateful dead. lol

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (Xrfse)

457 There's no dancing at the TXMoMe. It's an insalubrious practice, unbalances the humours.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:28 PM (ghoDT)

Dancing could lead to fornication.

That said, I dance better than Kevin Bacon. Like a white Rerun.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (x8Wzq)

458 Okay, enough of the 70s.

80s is when I came of age after moving to Hawaii, graduated from high school, joined the Army for the first time, met the future Ex-ex and best of all, had my eldest daughter just as the decade was coming to a close.
Amazing how much one changes from childhood to adulthood in a mere decade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8NuzmhSCT8

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (3P/5p)

459 Doesn't motor oil have a bunch of additives though? It isn't pure oil that comes from the ground. Or is it?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (GQ5VU)

460
saw a guy light a fart in white pants, it made mark

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (bTQ72)

461 Final: Las Cruces Bulldawgs 27 Volcano Vista 20

With 2 minutes left in the game Las Cruces had a breakaway run for about 45 yards to store a touchdown. The crowd cheered and stomped their feet on the aluminum stands. They made a huge racket.

Proving that miracles do happen the kicker missed the uprights for the third time tonight.

In a final futile gesture Volcano Vista scored a touchdown with 30 seconds left. On the kickoff Volcano Vista recovered the onside kick and managed to get to the Las Cruces 45. After spending about 5 minutes playing 26 seconds of football Las Cruces emerged victorious. Barely. Volcano Vista dropped three passes in the end zone.

And with that comes to an end the sports channel in the comments section. The full moon is lovely tonight as were the hot dogs and nachos.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 10:33 PM (slua5)

462 All she wants to do is dance

Posted by: Don Henley at August 20, 2021 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

463 Aw shit. I just realized I am digging myself in a hole. Gonna need to work out and shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)

464 BREAKING NEWS: Wildfires of mysterious origin in Colorado at something called a "Momee." More info as it comes in...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

465 Pug, when the cat is being a shitten when i'm trying to work, i dance at her. Mortified, she streaks away. Its a skill.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 10:34 PM (EiPf6)

466 There's no dancing at the TXMoMe. It's an insalubrious practice, unbalances the humours.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:28 PM (ghoDT)

yeeeuuus, what he said.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:34 PM (VwHCD)

467 440 Creed was decent. But the band they morphed into, Alter Bridge, is much better. Essentially the same band with a different, better singer -- Myles Kennedy.

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:29 PM (mZUr4)


Not bad, not bad. Alter Bridge didn't get much airplay in Minnesota either, so they're another group where I've heard the name (and one of the Slash/Kennedy collaborations) but not so much the music.

Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 10:35 PM (UewuT)

468 That gravel thing you're dumping oil into? It's a French Drain.
-----------
Great to drain water off your property too.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 10:35 PM (+ya+t)

469 >>> oesn't motor oil have a bunch of additives though? It isn't pure oil that comes from the ground. Or is it?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (GQ5VU)


Its got electrolytes!

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 10:35 PM (l6b3d)

470 I believe they opted for the Platinum Package.
Posted by: Miklos, Catastrophic Event Planner at August 20, 2021 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)


Catalytic converters?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:35 PM (ghoDT)

471 Is anyone lighting their farts yet?
Posted by: Cicero

Well, according to my son, it IS fart noise Friday. Get to it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 20, 2021 10:35 PM (SDdx5)

472 Isn't motor oil the secret ingredient in Gatorade? Or is that urine?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

473 You realize that Joe Biden, on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, will kill more trapped Americans in Afghanistan than trapped Americans died in the World Trade Center?

Posted by: Dan at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM (+NG5U)

Sobering thought.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:36 PM (VwHCD)

474 Gonna need to work out and shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

The male Jennifer Beals.

Embrace your Fate.

Posted by: Miklos, from whom encouraging words are heard at August 20, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

475 Miklos: Pug's a maniac!!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

476 Doesn't motor oil have a bunch of additives though? It isn't pure oil that comes from the ground. Or is it?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (GQ5VU)

Yes. It does have additives. And the oil base is either synthetic, or is highly refined from crude oil, until you have just the right blend of long-chain hydrocarbons that have the right lubricating properties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:36 PM (823dK)

477 Well, hell. Gotta pack for my trip. G'night, Horde. Y'all keep me sane. In a way.

Sucky part is I will be on the road for the awesome Saturday threads. I love those.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)

478 I think you boys have had enough beans tonight.

Posted by: Taggart at August 20, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

479 Catalytic converters?
Posted by: hogmartin

It's Colorado.

It's The Law

Posted by: Miklos, or so informed at August 20, 2021 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

480 464 BREAKING NEWS: Wildfires of mysterious origin in Colorado at something called a "Momee." More info as it comes in...
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)


I will be checking the local news in Colorado for stories that might be MoMe related:

BigFoot Sighting May Have Been Hoax, Police Say

Local Zoo Searches For Missing Otters

Convenience Store Clerk Recalls Large Purchase of Condoms, Shaving Cream and Dill Pickles

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:37 PM (4fSQf)

481 Damn....sometimes the ONT moves so fast, I can barely keep up! : O!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 20, 2021 10:38 PM (MViHT)

482 ...Biden, on the 20th anniversary of 9/11, will kill more trapped Americans in Afghanistan than trapped Americans died in the World Trade Center?

Posted by: Dan at August 20, 2021 10:30 PM



Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 10:38 PM (wLgVN)

483 As opposed to Catholic converters...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

484 Doesn't motor oil have a bunch of additives though? It isn't pure oil that comes from the ground. Or is it?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at August 20, 2021 10:32 PM (GQ5VU)

.....

If you pay a little extra for the organic stuff, it's pure oil.

Most of the cheap stuff at AutoZone is the Genetically Modified Oil.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2021 10:38 PM (7F9te)

485 Not bad, not bad. Alter Bridge didn't get much airplay in Minnesota either, so they're another group where I've heard the name (and one of the Slash/Kennedy collaborations) but not so much the music.
Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 10:35 PM (UewuT)

Slash/Kennedy is even better!!

Such as...
https://youtu.be/YSpc7CrVrK4

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:39 PM (mZUr4)

486 Gonna need to work out and shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

The male Jennifer Beals.

Embrace your Fate.
Posted by: Miklos, from whom encouraging words are heard at August 20, 2021 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

Picture Bill Corbett from Rifftrax. I'm a little taller and do not have a Brooklyn accent. otherwise...

Mic drop

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

487 Another piece of covid shittiness: my grandfather is probably dying in AZ and my parents flew down this am. The hospital won't let them in because they are not on "the list" and the list is only allowed to be 2 people long. What the fuck. Its been nearly 2 years of this shit.
Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 20, 2021 10:06

So sorry to hear Funsize. We went thru a similar thing. Knew MIL was dying and couldn't get there, they let no one in.

Jo died Mar 3 and we still can't bury her. Jerry, her 90 yr old husband is now in Health Care. We planned service for the 18th, burial on the 19th. Nope, they are quarantined because of employees.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (55Qr6)

488 Convenience Store Clerk Recalls Large Purchase of Condoms, Shaving Cream and Dill Pickles
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Arrests made in sale of "autographed" Velvet Elvis paintings

Posted by: Miklos, because it could happen at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

489 >>> If you pay a little extra for the organic stuff, it's pure oil. Most of the cheap stuff at AutoZone is the Genetically Modified Oil.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2021 10:38 PM (7F9te)


I only buy fair trade artisan free range oil.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (l6b3d)

490 BAMA and Miklos, those are all likely possibilities

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

491 I dance like an octopus falling from a tree.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 10:41 PM (axyOa)

492 Convenience Store Clerk Recalls Large Purchase of Condoms, Shaving Cream and Dill Pickles
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Arrests made in sale of "autographed" Velvet Elvis paintings
Posted by: Miklos
___

LOL

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:41 PM (3P/5p)

493 Arrests made in sale of "autographed" Velvet Elvis paintings
Posted by: Miklos, because it could happen at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

Out of state tourist cleans out liquor store.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 20, 2021 10:42 PM (SDdx5)

494 Shit. I have to go. Stop having fun without me!!

Later.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Male Prostitute at August 20, 2021 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

495 Damn....sometimes the ONT moves so fast, I can barely keep up! : O!
Posted by: COMountainMarie


It's not the speed. It's the very impressive breadth of the subject matter!

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 20, 2021 10:42 PM (r1z5A)

496 488 Convenience Store Clerk Recalls Large Purchase of Condoms, Shaving Cream and Dill Pickles
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Arrests made in sale of "autographed" Velvet Elvis paintings
Posted by: Miklos, because it could happen at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (QzkSJ


Police Say No Suspects Yet In Penis Graffiti On Amazon Delivery Truck

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:42 PM (4fSQf)

497 485 Slash/Kennedy is even better!!

Such as...
https://youtu.be/YSpc7CrVrK4
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:39 PM (mZUr4)


Yeah, that one did get substantial radio airplay. And it deserved it, because it's badass.

I think I heard somewhere that they're working on another collaboration.

Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 10:43 PM (UewuT)

498 As opposed to Catholic converters...
Posted by: qdpsteve

There are none so zealous as converts.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:43 PM (mD/uy)

499 I only buy fair trade artisan free range oil.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 20, 2021 10:40 PM (l6b3d)

.....

That's good stuff, but it isn't carbon neutral.

I only use sustainable and renewable okra slime.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2021 10:44 PM (7F9te)

500
Oh, about the innate immune specific (the broad-spectrum, "first line" system). It's a use it or lose or sort of thing. Hiding inside behind closed doors and avoiding human contact and exposure to things is bad for it. It's needs constant "training" you might say.

If it doesn't get it, it gets a bit sloppy. This is likely the reason you're seeing these non-seasonal outbreaks of RSV and other shit. Karens hide their kids away, and deny their innate immune systems the practice they need.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 20, 2021 10:45 PM (Mzdiz)

501 Traumatized Amazon delivery driver appeals for help in drafting letter to Penthouse Forum

Posted by: Miklos, (ed.) at August 20, 2021 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

502 Police Say No Suspects Yet In Penis Graffiti On Amazon Delivery Truck
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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"The penis graffiti's artist seems to be someone by the name, Mary Clog, according to anonymous sources."

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:45 PM (3P/5p)

503 We've been through this before, real gearheads only use bean oil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:46 PM (rEgFA)

504 @ilSharko
Every time Joe says "Taliban" with a fake accent it reminds me of this song...

twitter.com/ilSharko/status/1428920190872469504

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2021 10:46 PM (1t5dY)

505 We've been through this before, real gearheads only use bean oil.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:46 PM (rEgFA)


It was good enough for WWI rotary aircraft engines.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:48 PM (ghoDT)

506 Another thing from the 70's that's coming back, CB radio.

This time with FM.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)

507 Karens hide their kids away, and deny their innate immune systems the practice they need.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

A pediatrician once told me that if her little kids didn't eat a kilo of dirt per year at an early age, she would feed them some.

Posted by: Miklos, who probably did it without assisstance at August 20, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

508 Yes. It does have additives. And the oil base is either synthetic, or is highly refined from crude oil, until you have just the right blend of long-chain hydrocarbons that have the right lubricating properties. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:36 PM (823dK)

Hydrocarbons and lubricating Two words that always send a tingle up my leg.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 10:49 PM (slua5)

509 We've been through this before, real gearheads only use bean oil.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:46 PM (rEgFA)

It was good enough for WWI rotary aircraft engines.
Posted by: hogmartin

Castor bean oil will make you go

Posted by: Eddie Riklosenbacher at August 20, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

510 A pediatrician once told me that if her little kids didn't eat a kilo of dirt per year at an early age, she would feed them some.
Posted by: Miklos, who probably did it without assisstance at August 20, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ


Marriage material right there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:50 PM (4fSQf)

511 It was good enough for WWI rotary aircraft engines.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2021 10:48 PM (ghoDT)

When they landed, they had to drain the castor oil out while hot. Otherwise it would congeal in the crankcase.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:50 PM (823dK)

512 Police Say No Suspects Yet In Penis Graffiti On Amazon Delivery Truck
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Former Mrs. Bezos is my bet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 10:50 PM (+qa2x)

513 Another thing from the 70's that's coming back, CB radio.

This time with FM.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

That is on my to-get list

Posted by: Good Buddy Miklos, roger that at August 20, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

514 This time with FM.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)

No static at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:51 PM (823dK)

515 Police Say No Suspects Yet In Penis Graffiti On Amazon Delivery Truck
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Former Mrs. Bezos is my bet.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

HA!

*sounds of audible laughter*

Posted by: Miklos, highly amused at August 20, 2021 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

516 503 We've been through this before, real gearheads only use bean oil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:46 PM (rEgFA)

....

Respectfully disagree.

I use recycled fryer grease for biofuel and okra slime for engine oil in my Chevy VegaN

I smell like a Cracker Barrel vegetable plate when I shift that baby into high gear.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2021 10:51 PM (7F9te)

517 Yeah, that one did get substantial radio airplay. And it deserved it, because it's badass.

I think I heard somewhere that they're working on another collaboration.
Posted by: CppThis at August 20, 2021 10:43 PM (UewuT)

They have several albums together. And Myles Kennedy has a few solo albums out. And Alter Bridge is still putting out albums.

The lead guitarist from Creed and Alter Bridge, Mark Tremonti, also has a few solo albums that are quite good.

Tremonti - Bringer of War
https://youtu.be/R_vIXbqGK0c

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:51 PM (mZUr4)

518 Police Say No Suspects Yet In Penis Graffiti On Amazon Delivery Truck
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___

Local math teachers terrorized by roaming gangs. Alcohol is suspected.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 10:51 PM (axyOa)

519 Hi Mary, did you manage to get your nose stud untangled from the bird netting over the blueberry bush?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2021 10:52 PM (HG00O)

520 Junta has banned further import of the tools of resistance to the oligarchy - no more Russian 7.62 for you.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at August 20, 2021 10:52 PM (axsXX)

521 Doesn't oil come right outta the damn ground to start with?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor

Let's not confuse them with logic, facts or science please.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2021 10:12
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I love both of your folks posts. Too much logic for the duped populace I guess.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 10:52 PM (55Qr6)

522 Castor oil, my ma would give us that shit. Then complain our breath stunk.

Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2021 10:52 PM (+ya+t)

523 Tammy!!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:53 PM (3P/5p)

524 This time with FM.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:48 PM (SchxB)

No static at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:51 PM (823dK)

Golfclap for the Steely Dan reference, AOP

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:53 PM (mZUr4)

525 Golfclap for the Steely Dan reference, AOP
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:53 PM (mZUr4)

Playing it right now. In the middle of the sax solo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:54 PM (823dK)

526
It was good enough for WWI rotary aircraft engines.
Posted by: hogmartin
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The engineers developing the RR Kestral engine had to drink quarts of milk a day to stave off diarrhea from inhaled bean oil vapor exhausted by the engine under testing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:55 PM (WAylS)

527 The engineers developing the RR Kestral engine had to drink quarts of milk a day to stave off diarrhea from inhaled bean oil vapor exhausted by the engine under testing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:55 PM (WAylS


The shit you learn here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:56 PM (4fSQf)

528 I don't believe anything as valuable as used motor oil would have been wasted on the ground by my grandaddy; if memory serves, it was used on fenceposts and as a spot treatment for mange on the dogs.

And possibly fever blisters, but that may have been ear wax.

But certainly never merely poured in an empty hole, for crissake.

Wonder how it'd do for fire ants and murder hornets?





Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 10:56 PM (TOHrr)

529 Hi Mary, did you manage to get your nose stud untangled from the bird netting over the blueberry bush?
Posted by: Kindltot

So nice of you to ask!

Mary is still under there, I bring her kombucha and her little friend Achmed makes wonderful mint tea!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at August 20, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

530 If you're back to the future, I want a Diablo sandwich!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GN_Ir2gedvQ

Posted by: Beartooth at August 20, 2021 10:57 PM (UVMn8)

531 The shit you learn here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___

iswydt

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:57 PM (3P/5p)

532 Ottoman, shot to pieces discovered. No good explanation.

Posted by: WCOTV at August 20, 2021 10:57 PM (WAylS)

533 The engineers developing the RR Kestral engine had to drink quarts of milk a day to stave off diarrhea from inhaled bean oil vapor exhausted by the engine under testing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:55 PM (WAylS)

A shitty way to have to work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:58 PM (823dK)

534 SMH! I trust all is well?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 10:58 PM (TOHrr)

535 oh no...

crappy puns...

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 10:58 PM (3P/5p)

536 Pink Floyd: Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict

Posted by: Final Arbiter of Reality at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (PiknD)

537 Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 10:56 PM (TOHrr)


Your nic is soooo close!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (4fSQf)

538 I dance like an octopus falling from a tree.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2021 10:41 PM (axyOa)


Yeah, no dancing here either. Never saw the use in it. I would like to go back in time and find the frigging primitive that started that shit and clobber them with a large Jurassic leg bone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (VwHCD)

539 Golfclap for the Steely Dan reference, AOP
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:53 PM (mZUr4)

Playing it right now. In the middle of the sax solo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 10:54 PM (823dK)

Great deep cuts from Steely Dan...
Any major dude will tell you. The caves of altamira. Kings. Pearl of the quarter. Your gold teeth 2.

Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (mZUr4)

540 I don't believe anything as valuable as used motor oil would have been wasted on the ground by my grandaddy;
----

My grandfather and uncles would use it to rub down farm implements, to inhibit rust.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (WAylS)

541 No static at all.

I wish Steely Dan was prophetic on this one, but you know they build the damn things as cheaply as possible.

Brief article about the Part 95 rule change here: https://bit.ly/2XLzaDq

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (SchxB)

542 You are nothing but a fucking asshole.

That doesn't seem like much of a horoscope. It is more or less accurate though. So two cheers for fake (even faker?) astrology, I guess.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (QU5/8)

543 oh no...

crappy puns...
Posted by: SMH


time to evacuate...

Posted by: Miklos, Regular Guy at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

544 I'm doing okay, Tammy, surprisingly enough, heh.
How about yourself?

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:00 PM (3P/5p)

545 Good evening, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:00 PM (SchxB)

546 ♫ ♪

Oh I knew a man, Joe Bungles and he'd lie to you
In aviator shades
With silver hair plugs, vacant stare and squinty eyes
While smelling braids
He got so high, he got so high
Then he'd lightly touch down

Mister Joe Bungles, Mister Joe Bungles
Mister Joe Bungles dance

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 11:01 PM (Xwt96)

547 Evening.

Media is consolidated into five companies now.

Comcast
News Corp.
Disney
CBS/Viacom
AT&T

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 11:02 PM (1Yy3c)

548 The only song I want to hear about Joe Stinkfinger is "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 20, 2021 11:02 PM (SDdx5)

549

I met him on a train in Dover
He was down and out
He looked to me to have the eyes so vague
As he spoke right out
He talked of kids, he talked of kids
He laughed, slapped his leg hair a step

Mister Joe Bungles, Mister Joe Bungles
Mister Joe Bungles dance

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 11:02 PM (Xwt96)

550 Yeah, no dancing here either. Never saw the use in it. I would like to go back in time and find the frigging primitive that started that shit and clobber them with a large Jurassic leg bone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 10:59 PM (VwHCD

--------

Two words: West Coast Swing

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)

551 Mister Joe Bungles dance

Bravo!! Encore!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:02 PM (SchxB)

552 The engineers developing the RR Kestral engine had to drink quarts of milk a day to stave off diarrhea from inhaled bean oil vapor exhausted by the engine under testing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:55 PM (WAylS


The shit you learn here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 20, 2021 10:56 PM (4fSQf)

Right?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 11:02 PM (VwHCD)

553 crappy puns...
Posted by: SMH
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They stink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:02 PM (h1hWo)

554 A shitty way to have to work.

.....

Indeed. It must've required intestinal fortitude and a binding resolve.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 20, 2021 11:03 PM (7F9te)

555 Evelyn "Champagne" King - Love Come Down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASiqxSwHpQ8

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:03 PM (3P/5p)

556 "Castor oil, my ma would give us that shit. Then complain our breath stunk."


In WWI some aircraft used Rotary engines, where the crankshaft was stationary and the rest of the engine rotated. The used castor oil for lube and it slung it everywhere. The pilots ate and absorbed so much of it they had diarrhea constantly.
So more digging of holes to dump waste into.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 20, 2021 11:03 PM (qH6FZ)

557 ...Mister Joe Bungles dance

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 11:01 PM



If I didn't know you are retired, I'd advise that you hold on to that day job for a bit longer...

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 11:03 PM (wLgVN)

558

He spoke his name Joe Bungles then he spied a girl
He took a smell
He crapped his pants, a better stance
Oh he got so high, he clicked his heels
He grabbed a lass, he grabbed a lass
Shook back her clothes all around

Mister Joe Bungles, Mister Joe Bungles
Mister Joe Bungles dance

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 11:03 PM (Xwt96)

559 Mister Joe Bungles dance
Posted by: Muldoon

His Army son Beau died
Was in the Army and died
(repeat)

Posted by: Miklos, suggestifying at August 20, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

560 Muldoon, you are good.

BTW, well into James Holland's other Italy book, "Italy's Sorrow", about May '44 thru surrender. Pretty good. He weaves the horrendous plight of most of the general population into it. Just FYI, for your Italian campaign reading list.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 11:04 PM (OTzUX)

561 His Army son Beau died
Was in the Army and died
(repeat)
Posted by: Miklos, suggestifying at August 20, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

--------

Wait. That was the Navy, wasn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2021 11:04 PM (VxC1e)

562 Dates are off a day on the horoscope. I'm a Taurus not a Gemini. Description of Taurus is pretty right on. I think I got a little Leo in me, too.

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 11:04 PM (1Yy3c)

563 My unvaxxexed ass is fine as frogs hair, sweet lady, thx for asking.

Blanco, dear heart, I know you aren't ever going to the same, but I hope ok at least?

'Bama, yes, missed it by THAT much!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:05 PM (TOHrr)

564 What kind of lunatic invites half the city of Las Cruces to a football game and then has one exit from the parking lot open? New Mexico seems to find complicated ways to do simple things. I'm thinking I'm going to get to see the sunrise before I get home.

At least I have the Mavericks and dance the night away to listen to. We're having a bit of a party in the car.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 11:05 PM (slua5)

565 Fine work, Muldoon!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:05 PM (823dK)

566 Everyone there said they were coming to Texas!
Posted by: Ladyl

I heard the same in Mexico and Guatemala!
Posted by: Miklos can confirm at August 20, 2021 10:20
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You both crack me up.

Wish I could go to TXMoMe but that's not going to work this year w/ physical issues. Dang, I know it's gonna be a blast.

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 11:06 PM (55Qr6)

567 Dates are off a day on the horoscope. I'm a Taurus not a Gemini. Description of Taurus is pretty right on. I think I got a little Leo in me, too.
Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 11:04 PM (1Yy3c)

I think you are on the cusp of a discovery there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:06 PM (823dK)

568 In WWI some aircraft used Rotary engines, where the crankshaft was stationary and the rest of the engine rotated. The used castor oil for lube and it slung it everywhere. The pilots ate and absorbed so much of it they had diarrhea constantly.
So more digging of holes to dump waste into.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 20, 2021 11:03 PM (qH6FZ)

I think If I had to go up in those primitive canvas pieces of shit I would have the shits too. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 11:06 PM (VwHCD)

569 Wait. That was the Navy, wasn't it?
Posted by: Cicero

As related by a Primary Source, but like, 4 or 5 days ago

Posted by: Miklos, re-suggestifying at August 20, 2021 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

570 His Army son Beau died
Was in the Army and died
(repeat)
Posted by: Miklos, suggestifying at August 20, 2021 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

--------

Wait. That was the Navy, wasn't it?

I heard it was space force. Oh that was Hunter excuse me.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 11:07 PM (slua5)

571 Blanco, dear heart, I know you aren't ever going to the same, but I hope ok at least?

Thanks for remembering him. I'm good for the moment. Had the 'rona a few weeks back but I'm back to my lame ass self.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:07 PM (SchxB)

572 Tammy! I may be moving closer to you. We'll be neighbors!

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 11:08 PM (1pMbp)

573 Just looked it up...a 500hp Kestral would consume ~125 oz. of oil per hour, or 4 quarts per hour.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:08 PM (TMb1F)

574 SMH, thanks! Haven't heard that song in a long time.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

575 On that note I'll leave y'all to it!

Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 20, 2021 11:09 PM (Xwt96)

576 Muldoon, not bad!
Jerry Jeff Walker is gonna sue ya! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

577 To the Horde at the CoMoMee, well, at least those getting things kicked off a day early

Shalamar - "A Night To Remember" (Official Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwvf2ilsogo

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:09 PM (3P/5p)

578 Just looked it up...a 500hp Kestral would consume ~125 oz. of oil per hour, or 4 quarts per hour.

So about as much as Dodge Polara in desperate need of a ring job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:10 PM (SchxB)

579
Wait. That was the Navy, wasn't it?

I heard it was space force. Oh that was Hunter excuse me.
Posted by: LostInSpace

On cue he still grieves

Posted by: Miklos, additional suggestifying at August 20, 2021 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

580 Ever seen them spray down an asphalt road with road oil? That stuff is nasty, pure oil hydrocarbon.

I don't usually change my truck oil, but when I change lawnmower oil, etc...I just go pour it on the asphalt road.

Posted by: Dantes at August 20, 2021 11:10 PM (jbCb3)

581 Just looked it up...a 500hp Kestral would consume ~125 oz. of oil per hour, or 4 quarts per hour.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:08 PM (TMb1F)

The cost of that a pittance, compared to the fuel, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:10 PM (823dK)

582 Jerry Jeff Walker is gonna sue ya! ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

Doubtful

Posted by: Miklos, for the Estate of Jerry Jeff at August 20, 2021 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

583 So I finally watched Midway (2019) directed by Roland Emmerich and starring a cast of people I mostly didn't recognize.

It was actually pretty good!

I mean, it's Emmerich so it isn't high art. It's also not nearly as stupid as I anticipated. Still fairly stupid. They aimed for some amount of historical accuracy. Surely there are many 'Rons and 'Ettes and I imagine mostly Anna Puma who can really comment on that.

Americans beat the shit out of Japanese. Shit blows up. Manly and honorable things are accomplished. Tons more shot blows up.

3.5/5 stars and a decent way to kill two and a half hours.

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 11:11 PM (1Yy3c)

584 Just looked it up...a 500hp Kestral would consume ~125 oz. of oil per hour, or 4 quarts per hour.

So about as much as Dodge Polara in desperate need of a ring job.

That was new right?

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 20, 2021 11:11 PM (slua5)

585 Doubtful

You're saying it's a dead letter?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:12 PM (SchxB)

586 Oil is, as the late Saudi Oil Minister Yamani put it, a "noble fluid". Pretty darn close to a miracle material/mineral/substance.

And not the cause of any climate changes.

I know lots of gun nutz use a particular Mobil oil on their gunz. In terms of just oil, not combo solvents/lubricants, I'm still using a little can of "household" light oil that dates back to my teen years (it was at home, I didn't take it/use it).

I'm a rapacious, despicable consumption-crazed American. My gun cleaning rags now include many t-shirts I remember from .... junior high. A Depression-era person might review my overall practices without finding too much that's objectionable or stupid.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 11:12 PM (OTzUX)

587 if memory serves, it was used on fenceposts and as a spot treatment for mange on the dogs.
And possibly fever blisters, but that may have been ear wax
Posted by: Tammy al Thor


That may have resulted in some benign reactions, but, yeah, don't put motor oil on wounds. It's noncomedogenic at the very least. The lead and metal residue don't have a good track record for health.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2021 11:12 PM (1t5dY)

588 That was new right?

Nah, usually took at least a week to get that bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:12 PM (SchxB)

589 I will always remember him, not to worry.
I didn't realize you had the dreaded lurgy..... but I am glad to know you, like all the other 100s of people I know who had it...except my uncle john....came through it just fine.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:13 PM (TOHrr)

590 You're saying it's a dead letter?
Posted by: Blanco Basura

*consults the Norwegian Blue*

Posted by: Miklos, this may take a while at August 20, 2021 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

591 I think you are on the cusp of a discovery there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:06 PM (823dK)

...

HEY!

I meant cuz I jerk off a lot.

TMI warning.

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 11:14 PM (1Yy3c)

592 I didn't realize you had the dreaded lurgy..... but I am glad to know you, like all the other 100s of people I know who had it...except my uncle john....came through it just fine.

Yep, just needed an infusion of monoclonal antibodies to kick-start everything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:14 PM (SchxB)

593 weft, I think it smothered the mites. Never were any open wounds, just no fur!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:14 PM (TOHrr)

594 I don't usually change my truck oil, but when I change lawnmower oil, etc...I just go pour it on the asphalt road.
Posted by: Dantes
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#$%@!^!@#, Dantes....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, motorcyclist at August 20, 2021 11:14 PM (Z/QB3)

595 80s & 90s Throwback R&B New Jack Swing Love Mix

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=jZ2mQqMCt_c&t=3222s

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:14 PM (3P/5p)

596 That may have resulted in some benign reactions, but, yeah, don't put motor oil on wounds. It's noncomedogenic at the very least. The lead and metal residue don't have a good track record for health.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2021 11:12 PM (1t5dY)

Maybe we could use silver instead of babbitt for engine bearings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:15 PM (823dK)

597 My gun cleaning rags now include many t-shirts I remember from .... junior high. A Depression-era person might review my overall practices without finding too much that's objectionable or stupid.
Posted by: rhomboid

Is OK

Posted by: Molotov, your genial Cocktail Engineer at August 20, 2021 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

598 Anywho, I gotta be up early.

Get a load going out into the far reaches of 'Murica!

Night!

Posted by: Robert - 14 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at August 20, 2021 11:15 PM (1Yy3c)

599 Emmie! Are you leaving CO? Shoot me an email!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:16 PM (TOHrr)

600 Niters, Robert.

Safe travels.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:16 PM (3P/5p)

601 Nite, Robert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:17 PM (823dK)

602 Robert the actual simple true story of Midway is far better and more compelling than either movie version, but movie-makers rarely know how to handle true stories.

The portrayal of Dick Best is probably pretty insanely ludicrously wrong, which is too bad. Easily the best acting in terms of fidelity to history was probably, of all things, Harrelson as Nimitz. Respectable portrayal of what he probably was like.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 11:17 PM (OTzUX)

603 Night, Robert.

What did the truckers say in the 70's? Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:17 PM (SchxB)

604 It's getting really tiring of our betters treating everyone like they're the fucking bubble boy and have zero immune system.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2021 11:17 PM (vMCab)

605 That may have resulted in some benign reactions, but, yeah, don't put motor oil on wounds. It's noncomedogenic at the very least. The lead and metal residue don't have a good track record for health.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Hell, some hot iron will burn that shit right off.

Posted by: Drs. Howard, Fine, Miklos, and Howard at August 20, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

606 Tammy al-Thor, a nic of high standing not seen in a month of Sundays.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 11:19 PM (OTzUX)

607 I'd love to make a copy of this horoscope and read to the next chick I run into that says she's "speer-a-chewl".
Horoscope/astrology stuff is like catnip for women. I can't stand it.....but it's good to know the signs and dates for the signs if you want to chat up one of these types of chicks when you're out. Want to give them the tingles, tell one "oh you sound like a Libra"(or just pull any sign outta your ass, it won't matter) during conversation and watch them light up. Stars aligning and moons in a certain house or whatever new age hippy dippy BS.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 11:20 PM (0jZnq)

608 Yes, Tammy, we are. I will try to find your email when I get back home after the weekend. I do not know it for certain. It's been awhile since we've corresponded.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 11:20 PM (1pMbp)

609 Good thing I don't believe in horoscopes.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:21 PM (3P/5p)

610 Doof, some suggestions for your music list:
One of our submarines is missing, or Europa, both by Thomas Dolby
Voyage of the Trieste, by Chocolate Watch Band; they were a San Jose band very much like the standells generally in sound, but Trieste is completely different and blew me away. All songs can be found on YouTube

Posted by: Slash Buzz at August 20, 2021 11:21 PM (tjGJt)

611 Topanga Windows and Gramophone man--Spirit

Posted by: RTW at August 20, 2021 11:21 PM (jJlJu)

612 Wonder how it'd do for fire ants and murder hornets?





Posted by: Tammy al Thor

Works wonderfully on yellow jackets ground nests.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * In omnia paratus at August 20, 2021 11:22 PM (+qa2x)

613 Rhomboid, how are you?


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:22 PM (TOHrr)

614 Miklos, I stumbled across this on the EweToob, some Lousiana swamp blues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvMMxjBA9kE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:22 PM (823dK)

615 Neighborhood son of a now elderly guy I knew growing up (still in the 'hood) was walking their young (8 months?) son in a stroller, last year ..... fall? He mentioned they'd been keeping the infant isolated.

With aplomb surpassing that of the best poker player who ever lived, I said "oh", flat tone, no meaning.

!!!!!!!!!!

This is the level of ignorance, now added to/reinforced/exploited by collapsed institutions, that we live around.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 11:23 PM (OTzUX)

616 Water Woman and The Great Canyon Fire--also on Spirit

Posted by: RTW at August 20, 2021 11:23 PM (jJlJu)

617 All songs can be found on YouTube
Posted by: Slash Buzz

You mean my newly received Platinum Collection from Doof House Records already needs an update?

Posted by: Miklos is pretty fine as it is at August 20, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

618 Emmie, at your convenience! Will send you one if I don't hear back.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:24 PM (TOHrr)

619 Tammy, just fine, no complaints that either can't be best directed at the guy in the mirror, or that would receive any attention anywhere else.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 11:24 PM (OTzUX)

620 All songs can be found on YouTube

Yeah, but you really have to hunt for acceptable audio quality on a lot of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 20, 2021 11:25 PM (SchxB)

621 Stars aligning and moons in a certain house or whatever new age hippy dippy BS.
Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 11:20 PM (0jZnq)

When asked, "What's your sign?" I usually reply, "I don't have one." "That's ridiculous, everyone has a sign." "No, I sold it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:25 PM (823dK)

622 I stumbled across this on the EweToob, some Lousiana swamp blues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvMMxjBA9kE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yes indeed

Oh lawd yes indeed

Posted by: former Louisianan Miklos (Le Mikleuse) at August 20, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

623 Yeah, but you really have to hunt for acceptable audio quality on a lot of them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
___

DJ Shinski's cuts are pretty decent audio-wise.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:27 PM (3P/5p)

624 @609 SMH-Well you could pretend you are into astrology and then we could have go and bust each others chops. Don't want to bore anyone.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 11:27 PM (0jZnq)

625 LOL JROD!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:28 PM (3P/5p)

626 70
Gird your loins. Full FDA approval of the Covid vaccines is coming down Monday. That will remove most of the barriers to mandating them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (f1Vqw) at August 20, 2021 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)

Had my annual physical MON, Dr asked if I would think about the jab if it got FDA approval. I told him" "I would think about it." Then I told myself: "I thought about it, no!"

Posted by: Spinal Tap at August 20, 2021 11:28 PM (rt0xh)

627 Tammy, I would love to hear from you!

mindysosiare is part of my email address, if that helps.

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 11:29 PM (1pMbp)

628 Dad used to pour the old oil along the fence line.

Posted by: Bosk at August 20, 2021 11:30 PM (yh68b)

629 The entire second side of Steve Miller Band- Children of the Future

Posted by: RTW at August 20, 2021 11:30 PM (jJlJu)

630 Gird your loins. Full FDA approval of the Covid vaccines is coming down Monday. That will remove most of the barriers to mandating them.
Posted by: publius
___

Won't change my mind or the minds of my kids or hubby.

Still not going to get the jab.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:30 PM (3P/5p)

631 @621 Alberta Oil Peon- I like it. I'll put that one in the mental Rolodex for future use. : )

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 11:30 PM (0jZnq)

632 Dad used to pour the old oil along the fence line.
Posted by: Bosk

Other side

Posted by: Dad at August 20, 2021 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

633 Had my annual physical MON, Dr asked if I would think about the jab if it got FDA approval. I told him" "I would think about it." Then I told myself: "I thought about it, no!"
Posted by: Spinal Tap at August 20, 2021 11:28 PM (rt0xh)

When is FDA approval not FDA approval? When it is mandated by the White House.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:31 PM (823dK)

634 Jascja Horenstein conducting Beethoven's 9th is unparalleled. His interpretation of anything by Mahler is sublime. Assuming one tolerates Mahler, of course. Took me a minute, but I came around.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:32 PM (TOHrr)

635 @625 SMH- : )

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 11:32 PM (0jZnq)

636 Also, try Wheels from the Hells Belles soundtrack by Les Baxter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNho5Gz3dnU

Les, along with Martin Denny, was famous for creating the exotica movement in the fifties, then went on to score the beach blanket bingo movies. Wheels is very groovy, and very different from his other work

Posted by: Slash Buzz at August 20, 2021 11:32 PM (tjGJt)

637 Just looked it up...a 500hp Kestral would consume ~125 oz. of oil per hour, or 4 quarts per hour.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:08 PM (TMb1F)

Like a really..really ancient old harley. Nothing says lets trash the streets like a total loss oil system. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 11:32 PM (VwHCD)

638 glad to hear it, rhomboid, although it sounded a bit cryptic...

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:34 PM (TOHrr)

639 Assuming one tolerates Mahler, of course. Took me a minute, but I came around.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:32 PM (TOHrr)

Of the Manassa Maulers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:34 PM (823dK)

640 If you pour oil into the ground, it turns into dinosaur bones.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 20, 2021 11:34 PM (QU5/8)

641 Like a really..really ancient old harley. Nothing says lets trash the streets like a total loss oil system. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 11:32 PM (VwHCD)

Of course, the roads weren't paved in those days, mostly, so they were helping.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:35 PM (823dK)

642 I'm gonna sign off for now. I'm on my phone tonight, so I may lurk but commenting is a pain.

Be strong and courageous, my beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2021 11:36 PM (1pMbp)

643 @Tammy al Thor- Find any good fragrances worth buying lately?

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 11:36 PM (0jZnq)

644 Back atcha, Emmie.

Prayers up for you.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:37 PM (3P/5p)

645 A note about the RR Merlin, which came after the Kestral. During the testing phases, RR had to seek permission from the locals to conduct engine tests on Sundays. It seems that a 1650 cu. in. V-12, with short open stacks, under load, and at WOT is rather noisy.

Music, I would have called it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:39 PM (uxqZF)

646 Speaking of old motorcycles, here is a photo of the Brough Superior ridden by Col. T.E. Lawrence when he lost his life in a wreck:

https://tinyurl.com/vjaywcs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:40 PM (823dK)

647 Hello

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 20, 2021 11:41 PM (YglAn)

648 rMy grandfather and uncles would use it to rub down farm implements, to inhibit rust.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 10:59

Oh yeah, my granddad too. I did for a few years after 1980 until I stopped plowing and just disked. Interesting the similarities between IL and you are in NC?

Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2021 11:41 PM (55Qr6)

649 ...Lawrence when he lost his life in a wreck:

https://tinyurl.com/vjaywcs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:40 PM



Not a scratch on it!

Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 11:41 PM (wLgVN)

650 Like a really..really ancient old harley. Nothing says lets trash the streets like a total loss oil system. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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Wait...there's something different about newer Harleys?

[cues the joke about the similarity between puppies and Harleys]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:43 PM (uxqZF)

651 Not a scratch on it!
Posted by: Zettai at August 20, 2021 11:41 PM (wLgVN)

Heh. I expect it has been lovingly restored.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:43 PM (823dK)

652 JROD, no! A few from Dusita and Hiram Green are nice and I need to try the newish one from Papillon in the UK, but noth else hasstood out for a long time. I mostly troll ebavintage. ntzge.

I was going to send one of the 'rons some samples, and completely forgot about it til now. Was it Insom, or you or..?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:44 PM (TOHrr)

653 Silver is used in quality bearing material, it has almost unique properties in that regard.

Castor oil is a 2-stroke thing. I use it once in a while, just cause I like the smell. Not enough to have to take a dump or anything. It has trouble mixing with gasoline in cold temperatures.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2021 11:44 PM (IG8lb)

654 First! Mostly. Saw a great show tonight.

A band that has half a hundred years of continuity

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 20, 2021 11:44 PM (Jzz++)

655 And a late shoutout to WD for a great ont. Of course teh comments are the peace de resistance!

Posted by: Bosk at August 20, 2021 11:44 PM (yh68b)

656 you are in NC?
Posted by: Farmer
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Tar Heel, born and bred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:45 PM (rEgFA)

657 Night emmie!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:45 PM (TOHrr)

658 Good Morning Good Morning from Sgt. Pepper

Posted by: azjaeger at August 20, 2021 11:45 PM (3/XaG)

659 Best of Sade - Sade Greatest Hits Full Album 2021 - Best Songs of Sade HD/HQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKhqT9PWx-s

Currently listening to Kiss of Life.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:45 PM (3P/5p)

660 no idea what the ngtze was supposed to be. !aybe the other half of nothing?!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:47 PM (TOHrr)

661 SMH, exquisite taste!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 20, 2021 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

662 Wait...there's something different about newer Harleys?

[cues the joke about the similarity between puppies and Harleys]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:43 PM (uxqZF)


Pretty much been oil tight since the mid 80's. Moses carrying the plates down from Ararat was slightly less impressive than that feat. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 11:48 PM (VwHCD)

663 Sade - Your Love Is King - Official - 1984

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ljpLQ1V6Y

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:48 PM (3P/5p)

664 ..Lawrence when he lost his life in a wreck:
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JAP powered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:49 PM (rEgFA)

665 Ah....ebay for vintage, I think. Lawsy.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 20, 2021 11:49 PM (TOHrr)

666
Pretty much been oil tight since the mid 80's. Moses carrying the plates down from Ararat was slightly less impressive than that feat. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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Yeah, it's a cheap shot, but never grows old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:50 PM (PzWA/)

667 Sade - The Sweetest Taboo - Official - 1985

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcPc18SG6uA

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 20, 2021 11:52 PM (3P/5p)

668 I believe it was Insom.

Other than samples here and there not much for me so far this year. Sampled some nice masculines from Jovoy but nothing that made me want a full bottle. Purchased a vintage bottle of Chanel Pour Monsieur Concentree and only new was Tom Ford Beau De Jour, Marc-Antoine Barrois B683 Extrait and Ganymede. That's it.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2021 11:53 PM (0jZnq)

669 Miklos, if you are still working on your road trip mix, here is Jackie Mittoo with Get Up and Get It:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= 83VzUKlWm-k&list=PLL_ZJzsa6jHd2Zu3K9dvea _Ei6LbsEd5E&index=1
(Remove spaces)

Posted by: Slash Buzz at August 20, 2021 11:53 PM (tjGJt)

670 Yeah, it's a cheap shot, but never grows old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:50 PM (PzWA/)

Harleys are like Studebakers; they don't leak, they just mark their territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:53 PM (823dK)

671 Appreciate any suggestions!!
Posted by: Doof at August 20, 2021 09:06 PM (mZUr4)

Death on Two Legs from A Night at the Opera

Posted by: InCali at August 20, 2021 11:56 PM (ov5G+)

672 Yeah, it's a cheap shot, but never grows old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:50 PM (PzWA/)

Well its not like it isn't deserved, they did do some stupid shit. Rear chain oiler was a factory approved leak, it made them all mark their spot. Yeah lets just use the frigging oil pump to lube the chain. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

673 (Remove spaces)
Posted by: Slash Buzz

Thank you!

I know Jackie Mittoo a bit, mainly from the Skatellites.

This qualifies as Space Age Bachelor Pad music.

Posted by: Space Age Miklos at August 20, 2021 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

674 Well its not like it isn't deserved, they did do some stupid shit. Rear chain oiler was a factory approved leak, it made them all mark their spot. Yeah lets just use the frigging oil pump to lube the chain. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2021 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

I don't know if oiling chains does that much good. Dust gets trapped in the oil, and it becomes an abrasive paste that will wear out the sprockets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2021 11:59 PM (823dK)

675 off washed up sock

Posted by: Pikov Andropov (rt0xh) at August 20, 2021 11:59 PM (rt0xh)

676 You will tip your waitress.

Just the tip...

Posted by: Pikov Andropov (rt0xh) at August 20, 2021 11:59 PM (rt0xh)

677 x

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 21, 2021 12:01 AM (RJCvt)

678 That may have resulted in some benign reactions, but, yeah, don't put motor oil on wounds. It's noncomedogenic at the very least. The lead and metal residue don't have a good track record for health.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Hell, some hot iron will burn that shit right off.
Posted by: Drs. Howard, Fine, Miklos, and Howard at August 20, 2021 11:17

Always some fine medical advice here. Why does no one use Mercurochrome anymore? Seems like it would be less painful than hot iron?

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 12:01 AM (55Qr6)

679 an abrasive paste that will wear out the sprockets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


!#??&!!?

Posted by: Dieter at August 21, 2021 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

680
I don't know if oiling chains does that much good. Dust gets trapped in the oil, and it becomes an abrasive paste that will wear out the sprockets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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In recent years there has been a trend to dry lubricants.

Harley? Well, they use rubber bands now. Accountants and Dentists don't like to fuss with chains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:02 AM (uxqZF)

681 Mommy, you smell good with that Chanel! Am not familiar with Fords newer ,as ugliness,! I seem to recall his early ones were decent, especially one with Tuscany in the name maybe?

I feel like I ought to know Ganymede but am drawing a blank, and the extrait is completely unknown to me! Impossible to keep up any more!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:02 AM (TOHrr)

682 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 21, 2021 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)

683 mmmm, NOT mommy, my gawd. Effing tablets.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:03 AM (TOHrr)

684
Watching some Tucker clips. Afgan "army" was joke, just basically a money funneling operation to defense contractors. They kept the data about how poorly they were doing secret (proprietary info, since the contractors were private) from even the commanders.

Afghan recruits were 90% illiterate. Tucker played a video of a couple of our troops trying to train them. They had to be told 20 or 30 times how to do the most basic stuff. It was a joke. One said that if they instituted drug testing, 3/4 of them would be gone.

When they graduated, they still couldn't read. And come payday, they'd disappear, so they learned they had to do any exercises with them before payday, and even delay payday.

And there was Tucker played of some recruits trying to do jumping jacks. They couldn't even do that right, in sync. Looked like a bunch of spastic retards.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:03 AM (Mzdiz)

685 off washed up sock
Posted by: Pikov Andropov

darn that sock

Posted by: Miklos after Midnite at August 21, 2021 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

686 night steve!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:04 AM (TOHrr)

687 Always some fine medical advice here. Why does no one use Mercurochrome anymore? Seems like it would be less painful than hot iron?
Posted by: Farmer
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Or Iodine, or methiolate. As a kid, I was always being painted up with one or the othe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:04 AM (uxqZF)

688 I've heard some of that recording. It used to sell for a few hundred dollars- a mono lp vinyl !! It was Kna's last appearance, Jon Vickers said it gave him considerable satisfaction that he was allowed to be his last Parsifal. 1964 Bayreuth Festival. The Inspector Morse tv series used Wagner , Mozart and Puccini etc in certain episodes

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at August 21, 2021 12:05 AM (K5YXy)

689 Looked like a bunch of spastic retards.
Posted by: publius

Well, they learned from the best

Posted by: Miklos has a low opinion of DC and the various monions at August 21, 2021 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

690 I don't regularly watch Tucker but tonight's opening monologue has to be one of his best. Surgical with a razor sharp scalpel. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this might be the weekend for Shufflin Joe's unfortunate stroke.

https://tinyurl.com/2d3b3du9

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 12:07 AM (+qa2x)

691 This is the level of ignorance, now added to/reinforced/exploited by collapsed institutions, that we live around.
Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 20, 2021 11:23

Holy carp R. Did you see the study that infants raised amongst this BS were 22% less aware than those just born before?

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 12:07 AM (55Qr6)

692 As a kid, I was always being painted up with one or the othe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I sometimes had more red on me than a Cherokee Brave

Posted by: free range child Miklos at August 21, 2021 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

693 mmmm, NOT mommy, my gawd. Effing tablets.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor
___

I'm so glad you cleared that up.

Still laughing, but thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:08 AM (3P/5p)

694 Did you see the study that infants raised amongst this BS were 22% less aware than those just born before?
Posted by: Farmer

WE JUST WON'T TELL THEM

Posted by: Wine Mom Karen at August 21, 2021 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

695 Now to finish my leftover part of a muffaletta

Posted by: Miklos, very post-prandial at August 21, 2021 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

696
I'm going to go out on a limb and say this might be the weekend for Shufflin Joe's unfortunate stroke.

People have been predicting the end of Joe for a long time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2021 12:11 AM (63Dwl)

697 Harley? Well, they use rubber bands now. Accountants and Dentists don't like to fuss with chains.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:02 AM (uxqZF)

Shit, *I* don't even like messing with chains. Its a dirty habit, lol. they are sooo smooth with that belt. I hope the factory dude who decided to switch to belts is sailing around the Caribbean getting blown from endless mysterious exotic women. He frigging earned it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2021 12:11 AM (VwHCD)

698
The American pediatric academy, whatever they call it is absolutely evil. Somebody I saw, Mollie Hemingway had screen shots of this stuff they did about how important literal "face time" is with infants and young children. Lots of info about how parents need to smile, make facial expressions and all that with their babies and children. How important this is for brain development, stimulating all those neurons.

They have now removed all that from their websites, 'cause the kiddies have to wear masks.

Absolutely evil.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)

699 Car seat dance music (while trying to escape from the HS football parking lot).

The Mavericks - Saw them last night in Tucson: *Boosh*. I am still out of my mind. A wonderful band that plays music like the Jesus.

As Long As There's Loving Tonight / Dance The Night Away https://youtu.be/97SsQFiaGvA?t=2733, Sway https://youtu.be/97SsQFiaGvA?t=4207, All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down https://youtu.be/97SsQFiaGvA?t=4720

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 21, 2021 12:13 AM (ESLBo)

700 The bib, Joe

USE THE BIB

Posted by: Dr. Jill (it's ok, I'm a DOCTOR) at August 21, 2021 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

701 "Why does no one use Mercurochrome anymore?"

Turns you into a crossbow lover. Which is just cruel.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 21, 2021 12:15 AM (49Exr)

702 @681 Tammy al Thor-Yes I prefer "Daddy", lol.

Tuscan Leather. The Beau De Jour is a barber shop fougere' think original Guerlain Heritage territory.

Ganymede, fresh laundry with a hint of leather/suede.
B683 Extrait, leather/suede with green apple.

Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2021 12:15 AM (0jZnq)

703 SMH, so mortifying! Funny, but mortifying.... story of my life!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:16 AM (TOHrr)

704 Flying the 'Pride' flag less than two months ago as a middle finger to God.

That flag isn't being flown now.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:17 AM (3P/5p)

705 Flying the 'Pride' flag less than two months ago as a middle finger to God.

That flag isn't being flown now.
Posted by: SMH

The hostages may run short of TP

Posted by: Miklos, looking on the Bright Side at August 21, 2021 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

706 Pride truly comes before the fall.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:18 AM (3P/5p)

707
The problem with Mercurochrome is the mercury content, which scares people. I don't know if it's banned or not, but it's not sold much. I asked for some a while back in a CVS and they looked at me like I was a lunatic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)

708 Tuscan Leather. The Beau De Jour is a barber shop fougere' think original Guerlain Heritage territory.

Ganymede, fresh laundry with a hint of leather/suede.
B683 Extrait, leather/suede with green apple.
Posted by: JROD

English Leather

Hai Karate

Posted by: Miklos, smells even better than he looks at August 21, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

709 The problem with Mercurochrome is the mercury content, which scares people. I don't know if it's banned or not, but it's not sold much. I asked for some a while back in a CVS and they looked at me like I was a lunatic.
Posted by: publius,
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Good to have in a first-aid kit, still.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:19 AM (3P/5p)

710 SMH- saw Sade is in your rotation.

That brings me back to when mom and pop would have it on loud on a Saturday night. Meant people were coming over and either I had a friend spending the night or got to rent video games and got pizza.

Good times.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 21, 2021 12:20 AM (YglAn)

711 Galveston After Action "combat report".

'Bout this time last night (1232 hrs local), I heard a very distinct volley of semiautomatic handgun fire, an initial single shot, followed less than a second later by eight shots, then after a 1/2 pause, another eight rapid fire shots. A ten second pause (mag change?) and another six shots. Estimated distance, danger close. Yes, really. Like what you hear at the TxMoMeet while you're up eatin' lunch under the carport.

What'd I do, you ask? Kept my bourbon sippin ass right here in this recliner, and listened for sirens. Ain't no way I'm going out with flashlight n' gun in hand, and a BAC of point zero OMG yerdrunk. Nope. Few sirens, but fewer than anticipated.

Noonish today, found online that an Aspiring Rapper had survived a shooting by an unknown assailant at a gas station about 120 yards distant, across the major boulevard that divides "North/South" on this Island. Rapper on the half shell had a crease atop his head, but his SUV got Swiss Cheesed pretty thoroughly. And y'wonder why I'm shopping for acreage out in the country.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

712 I asked for some a while back in a CVS and they looked at me like I was a lunatic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

At CVS I have to show my Lunatic Passport to get special treatment.

Posted by: Miklos, being looked at funny at August 21, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

713 ooooooo....... the leathers sound pretty good! I might prefer it with violet leaf, but a little laundry musk is never a bad thing.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:20 AM (TOHrr)

714 Worry about cancer or whatever later when you have the luxury to.

Preventing infection is a much more immediate concern.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:20 AM (3P/5p)

715
And hell, I see Amazon is selling "mercurochrome" but it's not the same compound. "Mercury free", which is an oxymoron.

Nope, you can't get mercurochrome in the US anymore. The FDA declared it "not recognized as safe".

But those ClotShots(TM), they are safe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)

716 What'd I do, you ask? Kept my bourbon sippin ass right here in this recliner, and listened for sirens. Ain't no way I'm going out with flashlight n' gun in hand, and a BAC of point zero OMG yerdrunk. Nope. Few sirens, but fewer than anticipated.
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Smart man.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:22 AM (3P/5p)

717 Jesus, Jim, that's close!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:23 AM (TOHrr)

718
It was my mother's go-to for disinfectant when I was a child. It was very good for little cuts and shit around your cuticles and stuff like that. Long lasting antiseptic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:23 AM (Mzdiz)

719 Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

Gangster rap is pretty much dead. Mumble rap is where its at. Someone pass along the memo to him.

Seriously. Glad you are ok and do not blame you. Still thinking of pulling up tent stakes and leaving here sooner than my two year plan

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 21, 2021 12:24 AM (YglAn)

720 People have been predicting the end of Joe for a long time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

True, but now the loudest voices are coming from his former chihuahuas.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 12:24 AM (+qa2x)

721 Lost, the !avericks are epic. Have yet to catch them live, but follow them on youtube.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:24 AM (TOHrr)

722 I remember getting English Leather in that cool ass wooden box it came in for Christmas when I was a kid.

Hai Karate, I know it was a popular fragrance among the guido's in New Jersey and New York and had good commercials.

Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2021 12:24 AM (0jZnq)

723 That brings me back to when mom and pop would have it on loud on a Saturday night. Meant people were coming over and either I had a friend spending the night or got to rent video games and got pizza.

Good times.
Posted by: thathalfrican
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My kids said the same thing back in the day.

And now my grandbabies love when Gammy plays her tunes, lol.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:24 AM (3P/5p)

724 Checking out.

Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 21, 2021 12:25 AM (SchxB)

725 Rapper on the half shell had a crease atop his head, but his SUV got Swiss Cheesed pretty thoroughly.

Those Lutheran/Methodist disputes over Bible-selling territory get pretty serious.

Posted by: Miklos, Reformed Associate at August 21, 2021 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

726 I saw Airdropped Wolves open for the Beastie Boys at the Omni in 88.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 21, 2021 12:25 AM (5p7BC)

727 Buenos, Blanco!

Posted by: Miklos, adieu bidder at August 21, 2021 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

728
Good to have in a first-aid kit, still.
Posted by: SMH
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I keep a bottle of Betadine on hand, and polysporin powder, sundry sized gauze pads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:26 AM (PzWA/)

729 YouTube. Was the other one... methialade or something? Or was that a pre surgery thing?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:27 AM (TOHrr)

730 I saw Airdropped Wolves open for the Beastie Boys at the Omni in 88.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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I saw them open for Widespread Panic, Charlotte Coliseum, 1990.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:29 AM (PzWA/)

731 well ffs I am done. Can't even decipher my own comments All y'all reprobate behave now, ya hear?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:30 AM (TOHrr)

732 lol, niters Tammy.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:30 AM (3P/5p)

733 I saw Airdropped Wolves open for the Beastie Boys at the Omni in 88.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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I saw them open for Widespread Panic, Charlotte Coliseum, 1990.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I had tickets, but went to see Snakes on a Plane instead.

Posted by: Miklos, relatively calm at August 21, 2021 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

734
Preventing infection is a much more immediate concern.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA

My kids tell stories about me torturing them with hydrogen peroxide and iodine. Now my grandkids are learning. My mother's go to. She knew a thing or two . Her 50 year RN career included 30 years in the ER and 8 years of teaching Trauma care at the hospital's nursing school. Of course she would often tell us to stop whining and rub some dirt on it also.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 12:31 AM (+qa2x)

735 YouTube. Was the other one... methialade or something? Or was that a pre surgery thing?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 21, 2021 12:27 AM (TOHrr)

Just was reading about a minute ago. "Merthiolate", which is also known as Thimerosal. Not exactly the same as Mercurochrome, but similar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2021 12:31 AM (823dK)

736 you are in NC?
Posted by: Farmer
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Tar Heel, born and bred.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2021 11:45

You are way too smart for that, LOL.
According to the media us hicks in flyover country don't know jackshit and SloJo is a genius.

I often say to Jules...if us dumb hicks can see where this is going why can't those idiots in charge? Latest example bungled withdrawal for Afghanistan. Go figure.

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 12:31 AM (55Qr6)

737 I am off to the snoozer, too. Night, Horde. So nice to see you here, Tammy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2021 12:32 AM (823dK)

738 Speaking of Drudge, I went to look at his wiki page and it is interesting. There is NOTHING about his turn to the left, but also there isn't much on it since the mid-00s.

Whoever bought him must have paid well though since he still apparently has some pricey real estate even though he's fallen so far as a media figure.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2021 12:34 AM (DpkTQ)

739 Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 12:31 AM (+qa2x)
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Granddaughters are growing up in a similar fashion, thank God, lol.

As their mom, dad, and grandparents did.

And not a one of us will be getting the jab.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 21, 2021 12:35 AM (3P/5p)

740
Glenn Greenwald on Tucker. You've got to remember that CNN (and the others) are not really controlled by the DNC, they are controlled by the CIA.

It may look like the former, when their interests align, which they oft do, but when they differ, CNN goes with the CIA (Deep State).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:39 AM (Mzdiz)

741 Always some fine medical advice here. Why does no one use Mercurochrome anymore? Seems like it would be less painful than hot iron?
Posted by: Farmer
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Or Iodine, or methiolate. As a kid, I was always being painted up with one or the othe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:04
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I'm trying to remember what was the painful one. Maybe it was Iodine? Then Bactine later?

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 12:42 AM (55Qr6)

742 CNN has never made a profit, as far as I am aware.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Miklos, merely mentioning at August 21, 2021 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

743 I'm trying to remember what was the painful one. Maybe it was Iodine? Then Bactine later?
Posted by: Farmer

Rubbing alcohol

Posted by: Miklos who used to play doctor at August 21, 2021 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

744 Nope. Last urban living I did was in what had been a decent neighborhood my wife grew up in. Over time many of the nice 1920 era house were converted to apartments and the decline came with that. We moved out the last week of December in 95. That week there was a murder two blocks up. Last of the year. January 3rd, after we had moved, the first murder of the year occurred 3 doors down. Spokane , even now, is considered a relatively safe city. I'm not built to live in close proximity to others. I thoroughly appreciate my 400 ft driveway.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 12:44 AM (+qa2x)

745 Is there some other way to dispose of used motor oil? No.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 21, 2021 12:46 AM (buTO7)

746 90% isopropyl and Hydrogen Peroxide are my go-to clean up the mess agents. Owie, both.

Would love to have a stash of real old fashioned Mercurichrome, and barring that, Methiolate. Gotta settle for various antibiotic squeeze tube ointments these days, alas.

I do have the means, tools and abilities to apply Hot Iron to a wound, but that's a last resort remedy, unless it's someone other than me.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 12:46 AM (QzJWU)

747 I thoroughly appreciate my 400 ft driveway.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse?

It was pretty cool when Better Homes and Guardposts did that "Alligator Moat of the Year" spread.

The hand painted claymores are a nice touch, too.

Posted by: privately, Miklos likes his privacy at August 21, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

748 690 I don't regularly watch Tucker but tonight's opening monologue has to be one of his best. Surgical with a razor sharp scalpel. I'm going to go out on a limb and say this might be the weekend for Shufflin Joe's unfortunate stroke. - Sock Monkey

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After Afghanistan, it is no longer possible to ignore that the Sock Puppet is incapable of governing and because of that the nameless shits that have been propping him up are cutting him loose. Something changed over the last week and it changed within a few hours. Today his senior spokesholes are openly saying the exact opposite of the gas lighting bullshit coming out of the Sock Puppet's mouth. Even the Uniparty media assholes have been dumping on him non stop.

This train wreck done wrecked and the Afghanistan disaster and its consequences are the type of events that can reorder the global balance of power such as China moving on Taiwan or the US dollar ceasing to be the world's reserved currency. The magnitude of all this can't be hid and because of that the long knives are out.

Tucker is spot on in this commentary.

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 21, 2021 12:48 AM (ESLBo)

749 Is there some other way to dispose of used motor oil? No.
Posted by: Jimco Industries
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If you have an oil-burning boiler or furnace, it can be judiciously drip fed along with the fuel oil, after filtering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:48 AM (vooSz)

750
I do have the means, tools and abilities to apply Hot Iron to a wound, but that's a last resort remedy, unless it's someone other than me.

Jim

Honestly, what's the difference between a soldering and a cauterizing iron REALLY?

Posted by: Miklos, simplifier at August 21, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

751 If you have an oil-burning boiler or furnace, it can be judiciously drip fed along with the fuel oil, after filtering.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:48 AM (vooSz)
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You mean, my tire burner?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 21, 2021 12:50 AM (buTO7)

752 That Tucker clip needs to be played far and wide.

Posted by: Bosk at August 21, 2021 12:51 AM (yh68b)

753 Mercurochrome was the painful one. I think. Merthiolate? Maybe both. They are banned now.

There was a Mr Wizzard science experiment, you could cook off Mercurochrome and a copper penny in some aluminum foil and and have you a nice shiny silver penny, if only for several hours. Mercury.
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By the way, while we're thinking of it, keep in mind that since the Experts have fucked up so very badly, pretty sure that means we need to be punished , so beware.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2021 12:52 AM (IG8lb)

754 You mean, my tire burner?
Posted by: Jimco Industries

Do you have an original classic MandelaCo, or a cheap knock off?

Posted by: Miklos, getting warm in here at August 21, 2021 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)

755
Honestly, what's the difference between a soldering and a cauterizing iron REALLY?
Posted by: Miklos
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Lead and residual flux. Mind you, with my soon-to-be patented Cauterizing Tip, your Weller can do double duty, with an open mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:52 AM (kFA7a)

756 Oh, one other thing of note - as part of his move to the darkside, he switched his ad company to a new group called Voranda.

Two odd things there - he seems to be their only client and...the name means devoured in Latin.

Voranda appears to be owned by some Google techies.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2021 12:52 AM (DpkTQ)

757 An old health schoolbook I once found had some nice tips about how to prevent lice by putting DDT powder in your hair.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 21, 2021 12:52 AM (buTO7)

758

Carlson's monologue from this past evening has over 592,000 views already on the toob thingy...

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 12:53 AM (wLgVN)

759
Yep, I remember that mercurochrome would burn like hell on a cut. My mother said that means it's killing the germs, so suck it up, buttercup.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:54 AM (Mzdiz)

760 @741 Farmer-All I know is I associate iodine with a damn wire brush at the emergency room. Scrubbing the gravel out of my scrapes/road rash as they're pouring iodine over it.

Mercurochrome and the glass applicator I associate with grandma.

Bactine was the nurses office in elementary school. That stuff only stung for a minute from what I remember.

Posted by: JROD at August 21, 2021 12:54 AM (0jZnq)

761 Mercurochrome was the painful one. I think. Merthiolate? Maybe both. They are banned now
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...in the U.S.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:55 AM (Z/QB3)

762 your Weller can do double duty, with an open mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Open Wounds-Open Minds

Posted by: Miklos, this could be my next non-profit Community Outreach scam at August 21, 2021 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

763 Spokane , even now, is considered a relatively safe city. I'm not built to live in close proximity to others. I thoroughly appreciate my 400 ft driveway. - Sock Monkey

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Spokane was on my short list when I was getting out of Seattle. I have spent many days from Omak all the way down to Clarkston. The snow and the cold tipped the balance in New Mexico's favor. I am actively looking for my next house and it will have something approximating a 400 ft driveway as I too am no long built to live close to folks anymore. Where does one get hand painted claymores, Etsy?

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 21, 2021 12:55 AM (ESLBo)

764
I honestly believe the Deep State is gonna dump Bidiot soon. They're setting up now. Kamala has bugged out again, I see, and ain't wanting to talk too much about the shitshow.

She will have to be POTUS, but I wonder if they've got something up their sleeve with her. What it could be, I don't know. Obviously, Uncle Joe isn't gonna make it to the midterms, much less 2024.

He may be gone before the end of the year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)

765 ..Honestly, what's the difference between a soldering and a cauterizing iron REALLY? Posted by: Miklos, simplifier at August 21, 2021 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

Size, as in sq.mm. of the heated contact area. A soldering iron is usually (these days) used for fine wires and circuit board type repair/assembly. Seven or more decades ago, a soldering iron might be a 1/2"x1" footprint, heated in a forge-fire, and used to heat up tin to melt solder into folded joints for metal boxes and the like.

Modern day? Photo mounting hand-iron, up-amped from 950 watts to 1750 watts, and Katy bar the door. Something is gonna get slapped with that sonofabitch, come what may!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 12:56 AM (QzJWU)

766 And not a one of us will be getting the jab.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA

My daughter and her husband both got it recently. He's a county prosecutor and it was communicated to he and his cohorts the mandate was coming. My daughter is an RN and Emperor Inslee put the mandate on her . I cringed and am praying fervently because she is 4 months pregnant. The mandate for my wife became official today. She is a school district employee. She's been there 18 years. If her religious exemption doesn't work, she will make them fire her. Me? No way! No how! It will never happen.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 12:56 AM (+qa2x)

767 759
Yep, I remember that mercurochrome would burn like hell on a cut. My mother said that means it's killing the germs, so suck it up, buttercup.
Posted by: publius
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Yes, motherspeak. They all said that. We all said, "Ow, ow, ow, ow..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 12:57 AM (Z/QB3)

768 Enough talk about hot irons.

Posted by: King Edward II at August 21, 2021 12:58 AM (Qn7QX)

769

Kammy isn't ready for prime time... I wonder how "they" are going to unload zir...

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 12:59 AM (wLgVN)

770 Kammy isn't ready for prime time... I wonder how "they" are going to unload zir...
Posted by: Zettai
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But very easily controlled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 01:00 AM (0Yiin)

771 Holy carp R. Did you see the study that infants raised amongst this BS were 22% less aware than those just born before?
Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 12:07 AM (55Qr6)

I will go out on a limb and call bullsh(t on that. First, how do you measure infant awareness? Second, there is a whole industry out there desperate to convince parents that daycare is better for kids than being home with a parent. The whole nonsense that daycare kids are better socialized than kids with stay at home mothers. I think the millennial generation has proved that idea wrong, because they are the most pathetic, poorly adjusted people in history.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at August 21, 2021 01:01 AM (YkawN)

772
I hope it's true, but reading some crap on Berenson's Twatter (twatter has not yet perma-banned him -- I figured he would be gone in a week, but not yet), this booster shot shit may be backfiring on the Vax-Nazis.

Say people are realizing, hey if they fire me for not being "fully vaccinated", then they can just up that to 3, 4, 15, 50 shots and fuck that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)

773 I thought it would be called a Mormon King bed or Utah king Bed instead of a Texas King bed. I mean, what better way to sleep will all your sister-wives?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:03 AM (ynpvh)

774

I'm listening to Carlson's monologue now -- he calls CNN's Don Lemon "Don Le Mon"...

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:03 AM (wLgVN)

775 Joe might be un-installed by next week, who knows. A lot depends on how much of a disaster unfolds, and it could be biblical. Or more biblical than already.

Everybody knew the plan was to get rid of Joe at some point, and install some bint, maybe not this early though.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2021 01:04 AM (IG8lb)

776 That used to be the way to reduce malaria by putting oil on water so that the mosquitos couldn't breed.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 20, 2021 09:20 PM (+LCoQ)

The oil keeps the larvae from extending their breathing tubes above the water surface.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 21, 2021 01:04 AM (qyH+l)

777

Plugs gets the 25A treatment, Kam Kam is impeached, SanFranNan assumes the throne, hires The Dowager Empress as veep then resigns...

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:07 AM (wLgVN)

778 777 Plugs gets the 25A treatment, Kam Kam is impeached, SanFranNan assumes the throne, hires The Dowager Empress as veep then resigns...

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:07 AM (wLgVN)

I guess the ancient Irish way of dealing with bad rulers is out of the question.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:07 AM (ynpvh)

779 "Better socialized" meaning frightened, hysterical, neurotic, with defective, destructive beliefs?

Yeah, I'd agree with that. None of this shit is hard to navigate anymore. At this point

Whatever these cocksuckers tell you is a goddamned lie.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2021 01:08 AM (IG8lb)

780 Multi-brand dealership I worked in sold British Leyland vehicles. They would put a "diaper under them in the showroom to catch the oil drips.

These were brand new cars.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2021 01:08 AM (KATBx)

781 MTG seems kind of sexy when she is calling Biden a piece of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2021 01:08 AM (csEWM)

782 780 Multi-brand dealership I worked in sold British Leyland vehicles. They would put a "diaper under them in the showroom to catch the oil drips.

These were brand new cars.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2021 01:08 AM (KATBx)

My sister has a hybrid. it burns oil and gas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:08 AM (ynpvh)

783 Plugs gets the 25A treatment, Kam Kam is impeached, SanFranNan assumes the throne, hires The Dowager Empress as veep then resigns...
Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:07 AM (wLgVN)

So Hillary! gets to be the third women president? I am ok with that at this point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2021 01:09 AM (csEWM)

784 Where does one get hand painted claymores, Etsy?
Posted by: LostInSpace

A ghillie suit and a Remington 870 are more personally satisfying. Think John Malkovich in Reds. And yes I have a ghillie suit and an 870.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 01:10 AM (+qa2x)

785 I'm sure having phony balogna unsecured state department computer servers totally didn't allow any enemies the ability to fuck up shit in Afghanistan. No way.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2021 01:10 AM (IG8lb)

786
Letter to NEMJ, re two myocarditis cases after ClotShot(TM) injection. Patient 1, 45 yr-old female, presented. Ejection fraction, 15 - 20%. She survived (so far), sent home a few days later with 60% fraction.

Patient 2, 42 yr man. Ejection fraction 15%. But he didn't fare so well. He went in cardiogenic shock and he's dead Jim.

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/
10.1056/NEJMc2109975

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)

787 785 I'm sure having phony balogna unsecured state department computer servers totally didn't allow any enemies the ability to fuck up shit in Afghanistan. No way.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2021 01:10 AM (IG8lb)

Don't forget: Our No Fly list was accessible on a Bahraini server, which was left open for THREE WEEKS after the US Gov't was notified of it. Makes me think of Hillary's bathroom server for some reason.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:14 AM (ynpvh)

788 your Weller can do double duty, with an open mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Much like my Dremel tool. Modern hillbilly dentistry.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 01:15 AM (+qa2x)

789
I know I may be biased and burying the lede there, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)

790 788 your Weller can do double duty, with an open mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Much like my Dremel tool. Modern hillbilly dentistry.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 01:15 AM (+qa2x)

Much like a dehorner can work wonders for cauterizing a severed finger stub?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:16 AM (ynpvh)

791 Makes me think of Hillary's bathroom server for some reason.
Posted by: jim


Now that has to be a really, really lousy job.

Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at August 21, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

792
Is Huma still Hillary's girl Friday and doing the clean up jobs?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

793

Mark Steyn has two (2) of "The Most Read in the Past Seven Days" up at RealClear...

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:20 AM (wLgVN)

794 ...and burying the lede there, of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:15 AM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:21 AM (wLgVN)

795 "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Yeah well, now everybody should have a real clear idea on that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2021 01:22 AM (IG8lb)

796 Here is another Car Seat Dance track from when I was stuck in the big post HS football game single exit parking lot fubar.

Lorenzo Antonio Mariachi Jam / Popurri con Mariachi. What for the middle section. This band be habanero hot stuff. https://youtu.be/1q5IwwQKhKg

Posted by: LostInSpace at August 21, 2021 01:22 AM (ESLBo)

797 .and burying the lede there, of course.

Posted by: publius

HEY YOU!

Get the lede out!

Posted by: Pissy McPisserson at August 21, 2021 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

798 ..Now that has to be a really, really lousy job.
Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at August 21, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)


Out this way, there's a chain of "convenience stores & gas stations" under the Buc-ee's name, branding and trademark. Closest Buc-ee's here is in Texas City, and the store runs about 52,000 sq.ft., there are 240 fuel pumps out front, and I'm told that the ladies room is along the lines of 60 individual stalls.

Attendants in both restrooms (at +$14.50/hr), and the cleaning never stops. Not ONCE have I heard of a Buc-ee's restroom cleaner EVER volunteering to hire on to "wipe clean" any Clintonite drives or servers, ever. Not. Once.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 01:24 AM (QzJWU)

799 Nope, you can't get mercurochrome in the US anymore. The FDA declared it "not recognized as safe".
But those ClotShots(TM), they are safe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:22

Are you saying Joe Biden knows what he is talking about?

TY publius. I just remembered Mercurochrome
from my childhood.

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 01:24 AM (55Qr6)

800 791 Makes me think of Hillary's bathroom server for some reason.
Posted by: jim


Now that has to be a really, really lousy job.

Posted by: Miklos, not visualizing at August 21, 2021 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

I think the word you're looking for is crappy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:24 AM (ynpvh)

801 799 Nope, you can't get mercurochrome in the US anymore. The FDA declared it "not recognized as safe".
But those ClotShots(TM), they are safe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 12:22
Are you saying Joe Biden knows what he is talking about?
TY publius. I just remembered Mercurochrome
from my childhood.
Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 01:24 AM (55Qr6)

It does contain Mercury.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:25 AM (ynpvh)

802 I know I may be biased and burying the lede there, of course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Try the French toast drowned with Maple syrup. You feel better in the morning.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 01:25 AM (+qa2x)

803 Lorenzo Antonio Mariachi Jam / Popurri con Mariachi. What for the middle section. This band be habanero hot stuff. https://youtu.be/1q5IwwQKhKg
Posted by: LostInSpace

Thanks, but in Soviet America, mariachi comes to you!

Posted by: Miklos needs a low rider to fit in at August 21, 2021 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

804 My Weller tops out a 720degF, - sometimes you have to go to the Bernzomatic for that extra kick.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 21, 2021 01:25 AM (ecYxZ)

805 Just read that Biden appointed Rahm Emmanuel as Ambassador to Japan.

Let the LULz begin!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

806 TY publius. I just remembered Mercurochrome
from my childhood.

I think Biden is the same, off to watch Tucker.

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 01:27 AM (55Qr6)

807 I just remembered Mercurochrome from my childhood

Don't take my mecurochrome away!

Posted by: Paul "yes, I know I suck" Simon at August 21, 2021 01:27 AM (KnpHU)

808 I think the word you're looking for is crappy.
Posted by: jim

You'd have to bathe in mercurochrome like Elizabeth Bathory.

Posted by: Miklos could only, but will not imagine at August 21, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

809 Just read that Biden appointed Rahm Emmanuel as Ambassador to Japan.

Let the LULz begin!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 01:27 AM (QzJWU)


right, like they need another geisha girl.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2021 01:29 AM (VwHCD)

810
Maybe Uncle Joe's mama gave him Mercurochrome orally there in the formative years or something. And maybe he repeated it with young Hunter.

Somebody ought to do a mercury load test on those boys.

You know the old saying, "Mad as a hatter". It was mercury exposure, what did that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)

811 right, like they need another geisha girl.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Tiny Dancer

Posted by: Miklos hopes for tears and seppuku, but mainly seppuku at August 21, 2021 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

812 Is it me, or would low level funkies quietly turning up in pieces in dumpsters help?

Posted by: Inquiring Minds Want to Know at August 21, 2021 01:32 AM (KnpHU)

813 ..You'd have to bathe in mercurochrome like Elizabeth Bathory. Posted by: Miklos could only, but will not imagine at August 21, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

Original Kodachrome was an ASA 25 film, back in the day. A Mercurochrome emulsion must've been something like ASA 1, with a Matthew Brady type head-clamp required for the 2 minute exposure onto the silver acetate coated glass plate.

Say "cheese", and age nearly as long as a choice wheel while your pic is recorded!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 01:33 AM (QzJWU)

814 *now orientates to the Place of Nocturnal Repose*

Posted by: Miklos re-orienting at August 21, 2021 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)

815 A long time ago I want on a date with a rather attractive woman who talked about astrology. That was the night that I learned that even I had scruples.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
So funny. Exactly.

Posted by: MikeM at August 21, 2021 01:36 AM (jbRB1)

816 Rahm Emanuel will present his Ambassadorial Credentials across his nekkid ass, in the manner of a nekkkid sushi-girl at the AmbASSadorial reception.

One fart away from calling it Gas Station Sushi.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/hastalanitenitehorde!

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

817 now orientates to the Place of Nocturnal Repose*
Posted by: Miklos re-orienting

Hope he took the magnetic declination into account.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 01:37 AM (+qa2x)

818 Harris wouldn't be convicted. She'll have to resign, and she will. You ain't pinning this shit on me.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 21, 2021 01:38 AM (KAi1n)

819 816 Rahm Emanuel will present his Ambassadorial Credentials across his nekkid ass, in the manner of a nekkkid sushi-girl at the AmbASSadorial reception.
One fart away from calling it Gas Station Sushi.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hastalanitenitehorde!

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2021 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

Here I thought Kurt Eichenwald would be the perfect match.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2021 01:38 AM (ynpvh)

820 right, like they need another geisha girl.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Tiny Dancer
Posted by: Miklos
------
Anime ballet dancer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 01:39 AM (0Yiin)

821

"The Place of Nocturnal Repose" is named Darleen, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:39 AM (wLgVN)

822
Just imagine Rahm and Hunter on coke fueled Geisha bender in Tokyo.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)

823 Enough talk about hot irons.
Posted by: King Edward II at August 21, 2021 12:58

Or did he escape and live in Europe? There are theories.

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 01:42 AM (55Qr6)

824 Is it me, or would low level funkies quietly turning up in pieces in dumpsters help?
Posted by: Inquiring Minds Want to Know

Moloch would consider that an insulting offering. He desires prime cuts.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 01:42 AM (+qa2x)

825
Hope he took the magnetic declination into account.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
-------

Really, it's pretty high down there, 8 deg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 01:43 AM (0Yiin)

826 Line of succession:
KamelToe HeelsUp
SanFran Nan
Patrick "Leaky" Leahy
Tony Blinken
Janet Yellen
Lloyd Austin
Merrick Garland
etc.

It's nothing but incompetent fuckwads all the way down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)

827 "Harris wouldn't be convicted. She'll have to resign, and she will. You ain't pinning this shit on me"

Like a German glass table...

Posted by: Murica! at August 21, 2021 01:45 AM (hg3w2)

828
Possible ploy: Get KamelToe out first. Then Uncle Joe gets to nominate a replacement, both houses have to confirm.

This is how they could get their man in there. Then Uncle Joe strokes out, 25th'd, resigns, whatever.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

829
Or did he escape and live in Europe? There are theories.
Posted by: Farmer
--------

Yeah, ever since Bonny Prince Charlie hid under Flora McDonald's dress, one can't be sure about anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 01:47 AM (Ve6n5)

830 If Joe shuffles off to permanent drool status and Herr Harris is enthroned, I expect a purge of Stalinistic levels is coming with her. Perhaps the real villains behind the green curtain will reveal themselves at last.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 01:49 AM (+qa2x)

831 HAY DOOF!!

TRY "Gasoline Ally" from "Every Picture Tells a Storyi" (Rod Stwart.)

Or, "Maggie May."

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at August 21, 2021 01:57 AM (QU+qf)

832
Just read that Romania is having nothing to do with the ClotShots(TM). Only 24% fully vaccinated, and the vax rate dropped to nil. That other 76% ain't havin' none of it.

So, obviously, Romania must be being savaged by a Delta wave, now, huh? Let's look:

https://www.worldometers.info/
coronavirus/country/romania/

Not so much, are they?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

833 Dagnammit. I've got thunder and lightning on my eastern horizon heading my way. Had the fire alert earlier this week. We were put on level one evacuation notice. By the grace of God it didn't jump the highway and get to the heavy fuel loaded ridgeline south of me. My wife's office is still on level two. We've had rain 3 of the last 4 days which has helped tremendously but it's still drier than any other time I can remember. Just had a flash and simultaneous clap out my deck door and no rain. I just finished putting all the pictures back on the wall, unpacking my backpack and putting my guns and ammo back . Dammit @!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 02:05 AM (+qa2x)

834 Yeah, ever since Bonny Prince Charlie hid under Flora McDonald's dress, one can't be sure about anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 01:47

OK, I think it was the Duke of Buckingham that killed the 2 princes, not Richard III. I'm thinking we will have to discuss this at a later date.

I'm off to sleep after filling out ridiculous forms on SS disability today. Idiotic, both J and I had to fill out pages.

Watching Joe today and sending in these forms does not instill confidence in our govt.

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 02:05 AM (55Qr6)

835 That other 76% ain't havin' none of it.
-----

Despotic fiats may not play so well there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 02:06 AM (Ve6n5)

836
I dare Worldometer to add a vaccination rate tab to their table of countries.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)

837 I dare Worldometer to add a vaccination rate tab to their table of countries.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Sheep are notoriously bad at statistical analysis or any math for that matter. They think healthy skepticism is a new diet regimen.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 02:19 AM (+qa2x)

838 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 21, 2021 02:19 AM (QFVV9)

839 793 Mark Steyn has two (2) of "The Most Read in the Past Seven Days" up at RealClear...
Posted by: Zettai at August 21, 2021 01:20 AM (wLgVN)

General Milley and the Scale of Humiliation
https://tinyurl.com/trhc59sb
A Closer Look at the Buffoonocracy That Runs the U.S. (Dead Superpower Walking)
https://tinyurl.com/ttfrdce6

Posted by: m at August 21, 2021 02:20 AM (Zsfob)

840
I swear, I am learnin' me some shit from reading people who actually know what they're talking about re the evolutionary dynamics of virus vs host at the population level.

Would you believe that lockdowns, leaky lockdowns, we might say, actually select for more infectious variants of a virus?

So, you get a virus that sneaks in and seeds itself all over the place before you know it. You realize it, then lockdown to stop the spread. Well, now, it's still in those lockdowned homes and business, working it's magic.

But lockdowns are necessarily leaky. People have ot venture out to get food and supplies at the least. Unless you're gonna hold them in their homes at gunpoint and let 'em starve.

So, guess which little mutations get the advantage there? The ones that are really infectious, and have the better ability to infect with less time and exposure.

Think about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)

841 Pixy's up.

Posted by: Bete at August 21, 2021 02:28 AM (Ojki1)

842
Now would you believe that it may just be that our vaunted public health experts in trying to fight this virus, and have at every step, done about the worst thing you could do?

That it's like, we said, okay we've got this virus loose. Let's make it as bad as we can. Let's make it as infectious and immune resistant as we can? And you get about about our experts have done.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 02:30 AM (Mzdiz)

843 Hi Horde, I got here just in time for everyone to go to Pixy's Place.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 21, 2021 02:34 AM (a4EWo)

844 It's nothing but incompetent fuckwads all the way down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 01:44

That is a truly scary list. So the best hope for America is that SloJo survives until the next election and we are not stuck w/ the cackling idiot before then?

Dems have set themselves up great for 2024. Either they run ancient senile Biden or the idiot Kamala. Good luck w/ that approach.

Posted by: Farmer at August 21, 2021 02:35 AM (55Qr6)

845 >>> Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 12:56 AM


SM, here's the link to an 08/10 PJM article on legal tactics to combat such vile nonsense. Legal resistance might be more trouble/expense than you're willing to put up with, of course, and understandable if so.

https://tinyurl.com/njctfpkn

Posted by: Fou Troll at August 21, 2021 02:41 AM (HLwmB)

846 Hey Fou Troll, What is the latest on your work situation?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 21, 2021 02:42 AM (a4EWo)

847 Work?! Heaven forfend!

Posted by: Fou Troll at August 21, 2021 02:44 AM (HLwmB)

848 Do we hurt Pixie 's feelings when we nood and then keep posting on the ONT?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 02:45 AM (+qa2x)

849 848 Do we hurt Pixie 's feelings when we nood and then keep posting on the ONT?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 02:45 AM (+qa2x)

I believe that Pixy is more chill than that.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2021 02:46 AM (Zsfob)

850 Nah. I read her stuff every day at her blog, anyhow. Plus she an Aussie, and their reactions to everything are all upside-down to start with.

Posted by: Fou Troll at August 21, 2021 02:48 AM (HLwmB)

851 Sock Monkey, I am glad that you are still here, I just wanted to let you know that my daughter had the jab while she was pregnant and she delivered a healthy baby in the spring. I kept my mouth shut, not easy for me to do, she is an adult now and makes her own decisions.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 21, 2021 02:53 AM (a4EWo)

852 Thanks FT. I will file that with theither research. Problem is multilayered. We're in the state of Washington. Religious exemptions have been a legal opt out for vaccinations here for a long time. The wording of the state superintendent's letter implied that once FDA approval is given (forgone conclusion eh), a religious exemption may no longer be valid. I have no idea what their legal grounds will be. Inslee is acting as though his emergency powers are carte blanche with no limitations.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 02:56 AM (+qa2x)

853 Nah. I read her stuff every day at her blog, anyhow. Plus she an Aussie, and their reactions to everything are all upside-down to start with.
Posted by: Fou Troll
---------

And yet, and yet, they are always a day ahead of us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2021 02:58 AM (TMb1F)

854 I kept my mouth shut, not easy for me to do, she is an adult now and makes her own decisions.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Thanks Debby. Same situation here. My daughter is well informed regarding the vaccines. One of her comments has been she wished people would pay as much attention to some of the other drugs they so willingly let doctors put in their bodies. I won't second guess her decision.The words she uses to describe Inslee are not ones I will repeat.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 03:02 AM (+qa2x)

855 Thunder and lightning are over the horizon. I can still hear the thunder. Rain is now playing a beautiful , thundering percussion solo on my metal roof. Thank you Lord.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 03:06 AM (+qa2x)

856 Are flu vaccines generally speaking , contraindicated for pregnant females? I mean were they before everybody lost their goddamned mind?

Another question, had she already acquired Covid and recovered before becoming pregnant?

Does pregnancy generally confer the mother's antibodies to her baby? Or do they want to Jab the baby too?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2021 03:09 AM (ubFZv)

857 I'm going to try and grab some sleep, good night, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 21, 2021 03:09 AM (a4EWo)

858 850 Nah. I read her stuff every day at her blog, anyhow. Plus she an Aussie, and their reactions to everything are all upside-down to start with.
Posted by: Fou Troll

Pixie? Pixie is a he.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 21, 2021 03:10 AM (chMAr)

859 Another question, had she already acquired Covid and recovered before becoming pregnant?


Her, my grandkids and I all got very sick in March 2020. We both tested negative. She didn't test the kids. We manifested all of the classic Covid-19 symptoms. I felt like I had pneumonia again. Her good friend is a microbiologistin in the virology lab at Spokane's largest hospital. She said the error rate on the test kit's used in Washington was over 50% iuntil they were updated in mid April. Funny that was never mentioned. Inslee doesn't care about the science. She got the J n J shot. That was two weeks ago. She was fatigued for about 3 days. So far that's all.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 03:21 AM (+qa2x)

860 He's a grandma? I may of course be mistaken...bound to happen eventually. (Yeah, right!)

Posted by: Fou Troll at August 21, 2021 03:21 AM (HLwmB)

861 Sleep well DDS

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 03:22 AM (+qa2x)

862 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 21, 2021 03:25 AM (Zsfob)

863 Plus she an Aussie, and their reactions to everything are all upside-down to start with.
Posted by: Fou Troll

Aussie land may blow up before we do. Their supposed conservative leaders have gone full blown Orwellian facist. Known a couple Aussies fairly well in my lifetime. Not the type to roll over and take it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Can it get any worse? You betcha!! at August 21, 2021 03:27 AM (+qa2x)

864 That's an uncannily accurate horoscope.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz) at August 21, 2021 04:14 AM (Mzdiz)

865 Just read that Biden appointed Rahm Emmanuel as Ambassador to Japan.

Ok, the absolute brain-dead stupidity of this one....(read in Ben Roethlisberger's voice)

They just appointed a guy who advocates the elderly as being useless and worthy of death after age 70, to be the ambassador to a nation that greatly reveres their grandparents and ancestors.

Wow

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at August 21, 2021 07:24 AM (ANcLg)

866 Oops, wrong brother. Tiny dancer, it is.

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at August 21, 2021 07:30 AM (ANcLg)

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