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Quick Hits: Anthony Fauci Comes Out Against Restrictions and Lockdowns (in 2014, When Obama Didn't Want to Shut Down Travel to Nigeria During the Ebola Outbreak)

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Cuomo's lawyer seems to claim that Cuomo's gropings were accidental.

Whoops. Whoopsie!

Joe Biden can probably attest for Cuomo's defense. One time Biden sneezed and inadvertently fingered an aide.

Governor Hair Gel is getting frazzled and bitchy.

When Obama didn't want to restrict travel from Nigeria during the ebola outbreak, Anthony Fauci took the position that we shouldn't strive for 100% protection, but should be willing to accept some risks of catching lethal ebola to avoid restrictions on travel.

And now -- not so much.

This article is from Russia Today, but it comes from "America's" own NPR.

The clickbait SJW propaganda "media" pushed a "story" last year that all of the people who didn't like The Last Jedi were really Russian Bots and Paid Russian Agents.

The same brain trust is pushing a new story about why leftwing SJW James Gunn's Suicide Squad is a box office failure:


The Conserving Conservatism Bulwark's Tim Miller claims that conservatives are avoiding getting vaccinated and deliberately killing their kids to "own the libs."

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Some of the scripted "conversations" between the TikTock (Chinese-owned) "influencers" and America's Oldest Influencer Anthony Fauci collected at Twitchy.

Posted by: Ace at 05:18 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: BEN ROTHESLESBERERGER at August 11, 2021 04:21 PM (tu3iY)

2 YES ! ! !

Posted by: BEN ROTHESLESBERERGER at August 11, 2021 04:21 PM (tu3iY)

3
Regrets...
I've had a few

too few to mention

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:21 PM (hIntH)

4 I've gone back to watching Tucker and sometimes Gutfields show...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:22 PM (Zmnko)

5 Browser check

Posted by: Braenyard (CRbpG) at August 11, 2021 04:23 PM (CRbpG)

6 Twitter must die. I don't care what you get out of it. It's an anti free speech cesspool.

Posted by: f'd at August 11, 2021 04:23 PM (Tnijr)

7
Looking for the owner of a small hot dog.

If you left a small hot dog here, please come to the front desk and claim it. Thank you.

Posted by: Mt Pleasant at August 11, 2021 04:23 PM (hIntH)

8 Cuomo's lawyer seems to claim that Cuomo's gropings were accidental.


Million to one shot, Doc!

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2021 04:23 PM (ZsR3z)

9 He was just cleaning it when it went off.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 11, 2021 04:23 PM (vuisn)

10 >Gov. Cuomo 'did not mean to grope' woman, lawyer claims amid resignation

"Was that wrong? I wouldn't have done it if I had known it was wrong."

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:24 PM (DXFDM)

11 I thought Ben would be FIRST?, because it's funny.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2021 04:24 PM (Ti+Tv)

12 Regrets...
I've had a few

too few to mention

Sand kicked in my face status:
[X]My share

[ ]Not my share

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2021 04:25 PM (ZsR3z)

13 Ten seconds of ass cupping is not accidental.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:25 PM (cSyAR)

14 School starts back tomorrow. My youngest is 16, only two years away from high school graduation. His graduation cannot come soon enough for me.

Posted by: Jmel at August 11, 2021 04:25 PM (bVhJi)

15 I was going to ring up that TikTok fella about the vaccine, but I'm still waiting for a call back about my car's extended warranty.

Posted by: Roy at August 11, 2021 04:25 PM (Ti+Tv)

16 When is that smarmy little troll going to be put ot to pasture?

Posted by: setnaffa at August 11, 2021 04:26 PM (lrLl2)

17 Cry harder bitchtits newsom.

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at August 11, 2021 04:26 PM (djBP+)

18 >It is fucking AMAZING how much of the stupid chucklehead cable news variety hour shows revolve around childless urban progressives talking down to American parents about how to raise their children.

Hell, you can get a load of that here too.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:26 PM (DXFDM)

19 School starts back tomorrow. My youngest is 16, only two years away from high school graduation. His graduation cannot come soon enough for me.

Soon.

Posted by: Woke universities at August 11, 2021 04:26 PM (ZsR3z)

20 I accidentally put my hand under her sweater and her bra. Yeah, I accidentally did that in the eighth grade. Ho boy.

Posted by: Braenyard (CRbpG) at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (CRbpG)

21 I tripped, fell and my penis went right into her who-ha. Honest.

Posted by: Creepy Cuomo at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

22 When you're the stallion in the governor's mansion and you need some poontang, there's need for formalities and niceties, you grab the pussy and squeeze the titties!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (bCkNL)

23 Ace, Hunter has been a very, very bad boy again. Story at the Daily Mail. Involves a hooker, Russian drug dealers, Vegas, and another missing laptop.

Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

24 23 Ace, Hunter has been a very, very bad boy again. Story at the Daily Mail. Involves a hooker, Russian drug dealers, Vegas, and another missing laptop.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

I saw that.. Imagine if this was Don. Jr.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (Zmnko)

25 Biden's Build Back Better economy = a 50% increase for our pre-buy propane purchase for this winter, we were just informed.

#winning!
/s

Posted by: lizabth at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (L3Rsz)

26 >Texts with Malcolm Flex just now

That was great bro

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (DXFDM)

27 Influencers, life coaches and tranny reading hours. This country needs a famine.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (ZXUb0)

28 I can't figure out how Cuomo's lefty lawyer hasn't yet burst into flame.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (ZsR3z)

29 Republicans should imitate Tucker in dealing with the opposition. Look at what he said to Jonathan Karp (Ace's last embedded tweet)! And, this to a guy who is paying Tucker a boatload of moolah and with whom he works closely! Do the same GOPe Senators, as you work with Democrats, lead with the stiletto.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2021 04:29 PM (YZUra)

30 conservatives are avoiding getting vaccinated and deliberately killing their kids to "own the libs."

Come on people, we can't f*ck 'em if they are dead.

Well, I mean we could but even we draw the line there.

Posted by: The North American Man Boy Lincoln Project at August 11, 2021 04:29 PM (DpkTQ)

31 Influencers, life coaches and tranny reading hours. This country needs a famine.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Don't worry, BH.

It's coming.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 04:30 PM (JKRhe)

32 Do the same GOPe Senators, as you work with Democrats, lead with the stiletto.

The problem is that Tucker has actual talent. He can afford to p*** them off.

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2021 04:30 PM (ZsR3z)

33
Someone left a small hot dog in me.

Posted by: Mt Pleasant at August 11, 2021 04:30 PM (hIntH)

34 Stupid question: the ladyboy in that WH video w/Jen Psaki -- is that a tiktok influencer or a paid member of the Biden West Wing staff?


*Please don't answer "yes" or "both" as that would be too depressing

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 04:31 PM (bDqIh)

35 "Joy Reid and Tim Miller argue that Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis are purposefully carrying out a "strategy" of "killing children in your own state and letting children die of Covid" and not being "concerned about...their own citizens"

... and said absolutely nothing close to this regarding Cuomo (and Whitmer, and Wolf, and Newsom, and...) with the elderly.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 11, 2021 04:31 PM (mdjgu)

36 Why can't Fauci be caught groping?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:31 PM (cSyAR)

37 Gavin Newsom looks like every saurian Brylcreemed villain in 80's cop movies.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

38 >> Influencers, life coaches and tranny reading hours. This country needs a famine.


I have had the same thought, Ben Had

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (bDqIh)

39 *Please don't answer "yes" or "both" as that would be too depressing

Embrace the healing power....

Posted by: pep at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (ZsR3z)

40 When I'm feeling down, I just take a look at the hot girl in the yellow dress driving my yacht and I feel better.

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (gmo/4)

41 The pace of our decline is accelerating

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (DDazy)

42 @7 Mt Pleasant-Hey front desk person, could you direct me to the aisle that has the right size buns for my footlong?

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (0jZnq)

43 I know facts don't matter to the Left, but this whole "CHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!" thing is just bizarre. In the Midwest, most schools were open all year last year, many without any mask requirements (certainly be the Spring semester) with zero deaths, not only of students, but of teachers as well.
It's like the Left doesn't even live in this country. They certainly don't have a clue about what's going on.

Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (FJYfm)

44 BEN ROTHELESBERGER IS FIRST?

IS THAT FUNNY OR WHAT?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (vcOmj)

45 purposefully carrying out a "strategy" of "killing children in your own state and letting children die of Covid"

Can someone explain the point of this strategy?

When Whitmer and co killed their elderly intentionally they were killing Trump voters and people using up state healthcare dollars.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (DpkTQ)

46 I got a car warranty call yesterday from Hungary. The care and concern over my car's maintenance expenditures now crosses the Atlantic ocean and beyond.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (XZvba)

47 Three Ways Social Media Has Changed Our Priorities and Perspectives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfskV1OgQRQ

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (JKRhe)

48
I see a tranny freak in prison has "somehow" impregnated his cellmate.

Well, at least the tranny freak didn't murder her.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (hIntH)

49 So this "infrastructure" bill the Republicans passed yesterday is amazing.


Apparently it has billions of dollars in it for "traffic calming" in minority urban neighborhoods. A guy on the radio (sorry, didn't catch his name) says that means they are going to take highways down in cities. "Traffic calming" means slower traffic because of intentional traffic jams. The idiots think this will cause more people will take public transit, out of angry frustration.


Can this really be true? Republicans voted an infrastructure bill in that destroys roads? No one really is this mind-bendingly stupid, are they? Please tell me this is wrong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (YZUra)

50 42 @7 Mt Pleasant-Hey front desk person, could you direct me to the aisle that has the right size buns for my footlong?
Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (0jZnq

Yeah.. Try the street corner one block East...

Posted by: Seedy hotel in Mt. Pleasant at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (Zmnko)

51 So much garbage out there.

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2021 04:34 PM (iS/NP)

52 Why can't Fauci be caught groping?

Our lips are sealed. Because his weren't.

Posted by: The guys are the local "all men's club" at August 11, 2021 04:34 PM (DpkTQ)

53 The pace of our decline is accelerating
___

As to be expected.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 04:34 PM (JKRhe)

54 I'm semi watching Godzilla King of the Monsters.
I may have heard this line: "Godzilla's radiation is reaching critical mass. In six minutes he'll blow.,"
I must have misheard.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:34 PM (cSyAR)

55 I know we said if you got the jab you wouldnt have to again but pls bro trust science ok bro.

Of all the epitaphs that one might write for the dead American Republic, that ought to be right up there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2021 04:34 PM (2JVJo)

56 No one really is this mind-bendingly stupid, are they? Please tell me this is wrong.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

The little commie Trans Secretary Buttigieg is. And then some.

Posted by: lizabth at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (L3Rsz)

57 Why can't Fauci be caught groping?

Cuomo was groping for decades, he only just how got burned for it. As far as we know Fauci has been raping babies for years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

58 >>I know facts don't matter to the Left, but this whole "CHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!" thing is just bizarre.


Pretty sure the recent focus on children is becase they now have vaccines for children -- the panic porn is to scare parents into getting them the jab ASAP.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

59
Is that Justin Trudeau's gheyest doppleganger?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (pNxlR)

60 The idiots think this will cause more people will take public transit, out of angry frustration.

Which, you'll note, caused basically all of the early spread of Wu Flu out of nursing homes.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (DpkTQ)

61 Tucker Carlson keeps growing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (XvPQV)

62 Hey everybody. Hey ace.

Wow that Malcolm Flex text is irritating. Makes me wanna do my Samuel L Jackson impression. "Say bro one more time mfer!! I dare you to say bro one more time!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (L2ZTs)

63 "Cuomo's lawyer seems to claim that Cuomo's gropings were accidental."

"I must have gotten it at a public bathroom."

Doc: "That's a strange place to take a woman."

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (xopIz)

64 >I tripped, fell and my penis went right into her who-ha. Honest.
Posted by: Creepy Cuomo at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

Wasn't that the actual rape defense of some minor Saudi nobility?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (DXFDM)

65 "Everybody outside this state is bitching about this state"
.......

Hmm. Then why the recall?

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

66 BEN ROTHELESBERGER IS FIRST?

IS THAT FUNNY OR WHAT?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (vcOmj)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION THAT YOU GUYS ARE!

Posted by: BEN ROTHELEBERGER at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (gmo/4)

67 The term "master" bedroom is bigoted and misleading.

They should be renamed to "renter's bedrooms" so everyone remembers that they own nothing, and live at the mercy of Blackrock.

Any attempt by the Loser Class to own property, control their own lives, run their own businesses, live independently, think for themselves, etc. is dangerous and needs to be stamped out. No one is the "master" of xis own life. Only the government and its Sponsored Corporate Partners can have mastery of any human life.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (CVpUt)

68 Ace, Hunter has been a very, very bad boy again. Story at the Daily Mail. Involves a hooker, Russian drug dealers, Vegas, and another missing laptop.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (ptqGC)

Hunter Biden?

Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (AiZBA)

69 That top meme is very telling.

I go to a very non-pc, mostly non US meme site. The past few days it seems like there are dozens of lame climate changer memes.

Stuff like how they survived the coof, but now their 30s will be ruined by climate change, or how stupid "deniers" are,.... It is all manufactured propaganda. They are pushing this BS hard.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (uk57j)

70 Can this really be true? Republicans voted an infrastructure bill in that destroys roads? No one really is this mind-bendingly stupid, are they? Please tell me this is wrong.

Sorry, they're that mind-bendingly stupid.

Look at it this way, if we ever manage to get out from under the boot of the leftists we can rebuild the highway system to go around the big cities, like it should have been in the first place.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (SchxB)

71 I know facts don't matter to the Left, but this whole "CHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!" thing is just bizarre. In the Midwest, most schools were open all year last year, many without any mask requirements (certainly be the Spring semester) with zero deaths, not only of students, but of teachers as well.
It's like the Left doesn't even live in this country. They certainly don't have a clue about what's going on.
Posted by: Wally

The narrative and the State of Fear must be maintained, and reality doesn't really matter. "They" will decide what is real.
And you, citizen, cannot believe your own lyin' eyes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (vcOmj)

72 Has anyone seen my hot dog?

Posted by: Hunter Biden. Carpet vacuum specialist at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (3D/fK)

73 Gov Hair Club has got his Brylcreem in a bunch.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

74
You know what's really fcked up?

The "anti-vaxxers" and "super spreaders" used to be the same people, out there in crowds with reckless abandon. But now, we are to believe the "anti-vaxxers" are holed up in their houses and won't even go to the movies!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:37 PM (hIntH)

75 And traffic calming has the added benefit of keeping 'those people' in their place. Those being POC, poor, etc. Icky people our betters don't want to have to deal with, ya know.

Posted by: lizabth at August 11, 2021 04:37 PM (L3Rsz)

76 Fauci is like that old joke every "local" has about their weather.

If you don't like the position he's taken, wait five minutes.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 04:37 PM (gHgs1)

77 I tripped, fell and my penis went right into her who-ha. Honest.
Posted by: Creepy Cuomo at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

Wasn't that the actual rape defense of some minor Saudi nobility?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:35 PM (DXFDM)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT!

Posted by: BEN ROTHELEBERGER at August 11, 2021 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

78 Ben Had I sent you an email but since you're here wanted to tell you, your envelope came today. Many thanks!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 11, 2021 04:38 PM (nxdel)

79 Ace, Hunter has been a very, very bad boy again. Story at the Daily Mail. Involves a hooker, Russian drug dealers, Vegas, and another missing laptop.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at August 11, 2021 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
.........

I left a comment:
"The Bidens are trash."

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

80
The "anti-vaxxers" and their "misinformation" are going to be blamed for biden's shitty economy and high unemployment, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:38 PM (hIntH)

81 "Godzilla's radiation is reaching critical mass. In six minutes he'll blow.,"
I must have misheard.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:34 PM (cSyAR)


Godzilla and Kamala sound somewhat alike. You may have heard that.

Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2021 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

82 Cummo's already planning his political comeback...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 11, 2021 04:38 PM (L2ZTs)

83 If we really wanted to do a major infrastructure project it would be to move the poor/low skilled/on government assistance out of the cities and into rural areas where there are jobs that these people can do.

There is no need for cities in 2021. Outside of maintaining leftwing power centers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 11, 2021 04:38 PM (DpkTQ)

84
Christ Almighty, don't tell them about Master Locks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:39 PM (hIntH)

85 So who the f-ck is behind all this?

The cccp? soros? the dnc? Big Tech? O-fuckwad?

It's like /b took control of the world as a joke just to see how fucked up it can get.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 04:39 PM (uk57j)

86 Jewells, I am greatly relieved. I have some info for you about a supplement that may help with your foot.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 04:39 PM (ZXUb0)

87 >Can this really be true? Republicans voted an infrastructure bill in that destroys roads? No one really is this mind-bendingly stupid, are they? Please tell me this is wrong.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 11, 2021 04:33 PM (YZUra)

Yes, the GOP is all on-board with turning every urban area into a soy-based bugman hive.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (DXFDM)

88 the ladyboy in that WH video w/Jen Psaki -- is that a tiktok influencer or a paid member of the Biden West Wing staff?

that's the Sec of Defense

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (sJHOI)

89 I'm semi watching Godzilla King of the Monsters.
I may have heard this line: "Godzilla's radiation is reaching critical mass. In six minutes he'll blow.,"
I must have misheard.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Well, I had a talk with him a few minutes ago.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (vcOmj)

90 >>If we really wanted to do a major infrastructure project it would be to move the poor/low skilled/on government assistance out of the cities and into rural areas where there are jobs that these people can do.


*Ahem*

Posted by: Agenda 21 at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (bDqIh)

91 renter's room. LOL

I was in San Diego recently and we are sitting at a red light watching Beemers and other nice cars driving into an apartment complex.

Can afford to buy, but they can afford a car payment.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (xopIz)

92 6 Twitter must die. I don't care what you get out of it. It's an anti free speech cesspool.

Posted by: f'd at August 11, 2021 04:23 PM (Tnijr)


Twitter and Facebook and other social media let people unleash their "id" on the world.

Since humans learned to talk, we have gossiped, berated others, worked to dominate others, worked to make others like or love us, tried to sway other people's thinking, worked to corrupt others, worked to get others to participate in good or bad schemes, you-name-it. Now those "vocalized" impulses can be inflicted on people around the world, not simply those with hearing of your voice or your snail mail letters. (Unless you owned a newspaper or TV or radio station.)

I expect any psychiatrist back in 2005 and earlier could have foretold what's happening today.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (AMIL/)

93 Bedroom equity matters?

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (S1hrL)

94

The Streams Are Merging...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (hIntH)

95 Christ Almighty, don't tell them about Master Locks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:39 PM (hIntH)

Ha ha. They'll never think of me. -- Master Cylinder.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (AiZBA)

96 13 Ten seconds of ass cupping is not accidental.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:25 PM (cSyAR)


I seem to remember a guy going to jail for patting a waitress on the butt as she walked by. Saw it on the TV

Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (8SSHh)

97 Another Godzilla line:
Let's see what that thing can do.
It'll be tight but we've got to take a chance

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (cSyAR)

98 Christ Almighty, don't tell them about Master Locks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:39 PM (hIntH)


I heard that Masturbatin' Pete is still around, but had to change his name.

Posted by: Wally at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (FJYfm)

99 Yes, the GOP is all on-board with turning every urban area into a soy-based bugman hive.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it!

I'm all for it!
Contain the mo-fos. Don't let that cancer spread.

Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (Foq6I)

100 18-1:
once the Taliban get their hands on a few nukes we won't need to worry about the cities anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (L2ZTs)

101 >Posted by: BEN ROTHELEBERGER at August 11, 2021 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

lol, thanks you big jerk

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (DXFDM)

102 I only regret that I will not be able to kill a few thousand old folks this winter.

But what really irks me is that I'm getting no credit for the initial batch of 11,000!

Posted by: Governor-Emeritus Andrew Cuomo at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (lIIT7)

103 Cannot afford to buy, Sheesh

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (xopIz)

104 Flirting used to be a lot more fun.

Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2021 04:42 PM (8SSHh)

105 I wish I had a voodoo doll of Fauci

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 04:42 PM (znIQ9)

106 @49 Huck Follywood-The Republicans have been called the Party Of Stupid for decades now. There is a reason for it.

One day we might actually as a collective catch on to this. The fact that we actually have people still wondering if they might do the right thing is mind boggling itself. Their track record for decades answers the question itself.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2021 04:42 PM (0jZnq)

107 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at August 11, 2021 04:42 PM (xK9An)

108 Question for Ohioans... making a road trip up towards Cleveland from around Louisville. What's the masking situation (generally speaking) up yonder?

TIA

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (BFigT)

109 Skip, I know where you can get one!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (ZXUb0)

110 So once we tear uptake roads into the urban areas, then they get to bitch about living in road deserts?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (3D/fK)

111 I'm old enough to remember receiving letters as a young boy with the salutation: Master

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (gmo/4)

112 it is important to remmber voodoo dolls cn be used for good and evil


I had a voodoo doll of farmer made, snt it to the whore house with a hundred with instructins to be nice to it

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (sLvU4)

113 The pace of our decline is accelerating

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at August 11, 2021 04:32 PM (DDazy)

We'll stop it in 22.


Are you in?

Posted by: McConnell and McCarthy at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (PZxK4)

114 Jewells, I am greatly relieved. I have some info for you about a supplement that may help with your foot.

Great! Any helpful advice is appreciated!

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (nxdel)

115 "Hunter has been a very, very bad boy again."

(checks Tempus Fugit gizmo)

Hunter is on track to kill John Wic's dog.

Buckle up people.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (49Exr)

116 >>NON-BINARY 100-YEAR-OLD VIKING

Hrothgar Brokbak.

Posted by: ZOD at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (xK9An)

117 Since humans learned to talk, we have gossiped, berated others, worked to dominate others, worked to make others like or love us, tried to sway other people's thinking, worked to corrupt others, worked to get others to participate in good or bad schemes, you-name-it. Now those "vocalized" impulses can be inflicted on people around the world, not simply those with hearing of your voice or your snail mail letters. (Unless you owned a newspaper or TV or radio station.)

I expect any psychiatrist back in 2005 and earlier could have foretold what's happening today.
Posted by: Gref


Monsters from the Id destroyed the Crel, you know.

Posted by: Commander Adams, or Leslie Nielsen at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (vcOmj)

118 Fauci says whatever his left wing political masters tell him

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (uUDKV)

119 13 Ten seconds of ass cupping is not accidental.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:25 PM (cSyAR)


Neither is ten seconds of hair sniffing, for that matter...

Posted by: E. A. Blair at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (8EIKN)

120 Ben Had, I gave a medical report near the end of the last thread in case you missed it. Bottom Line: Feeling about 85 percent today.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (AMIL/)

121
Disney Shitcans Hollywood Celery Scarlett Johahnsen!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (hIntH)

122 I saw the first Suicide Squad... it sucked...badly...

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (6Je/Q)

123 27 Influencers, life coaches and tranny reading hours. This country needs a famine.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (ZXUb0)

I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it...!

Posted by: Solar Minimum at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (Rbu5d)

124 I'm old enough to remember receiving letters as a young boy with the salutation: Master
Posted by: Archer

Impressive Mr. Bater.

Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (Foq6I)

125 Leftism is all about indoctrination of kids, that's why they are pushing masks on them, getting Trannies to talk and read to them and the 1619 bullshit to get them to hate America.

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 04:45 PM (znIQ9)

126 wouldn't want to be the one in Newsome's mouth tonight

looks like a biter

Posted by: cock at August 11, 2021 04:45 PM (YK4Qh)

127 I wish I had a voodoo doll of Fauci
Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 04:42 PM (znIQ9)
.......

Use your garden gnome.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

128 Regrets...
I've had a few{/i]

Had I only known... I'd've grabbed a few more.

Posted by: Governor-Emeritus Andrew Cuomo at August 11, 2021 04:45 PM (2nFxy)

129 Fsuci: America's kidney stone

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:45 PM (cSyAR)

130 Well KOTM had throwbacks to all kinds of things from Japanese Godzilla movies, including burning Godzilla who exploded. This time they had Mothra keep him from exploding. Okay, it all sounds gay...

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2021 04:46 PM (uUDKV)

131 That video Tucker showed was revealing ... of the Love Fest for Cuomo when they were pimping him as a possible Prez contender (if Biden flopped?) ... and then Hate Fest for when it was time to take him down.

All the bad stuff was in evidence as the called him Superman (while he was murdering thousands of the elderly) -- but the Psycho Drama Actors on TV can flip the script on a dime.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

132 Monsters from the Id destroyed the Crel, you know.

Posted by: Commander Adams, or Leslie Nielsen at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (vcOmj)


Yup. Reality copies fiction.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 04:46 PM (AMIL/)

133 Question for Ohioans... making a road trip up towards Cleveland from around Louisville. What's the masking situation (generally speaking) up yonder?

TIA
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Uneven. Outside of the big cities, likely no masking (unless you stumble into the leftist hell holes of Oberlin or Yellow Springs).
Some stores are starting to ask for masking, regardless of your vaccination status.
Are you literally going to Cleveland or one of the suburbs?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 04:46 PM (vcOmj)

134 Newsome trying to act tough comes out like a gimp.

Throw out the Gimp !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2021 04:46 PM (M+Lyo)

135 I wish I had a voodoo doll of Fauci
Posted by: Skip

I'll deliver you Fauci and tell you it's a voodoo doll. Ignore its protestations to the contrary!

Posted by: Dirty Deeds at August 11, 2021 04:47 PM (2nFxy)

136 MkY, it's also tough when your last name is Bates.

"Dear Master Bates..."

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:47 PM (L2ZTs)

137 Use your garden gnome.

I wouldn't do that to my garden gnome.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 11, 2021 04:47 PM (nxdel)

138
Annnnd Glen Peckerhead Beck reverts to type.

As things get really hot concerning the "pandemic" and the border, Glenn Beck pivots back to...

Cuba!

Yes, Cuba, the most pressing issue Americans are facing today.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:47 PM (hIntH)

139
Cummo's already planning his political comeback...
Posted by: qdpsteve

A flying leap off the bridge he had named after his daddy would be a great start!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 04:47 PM (pNxlR)

140 Question for Ohioans... making a road trip up towards Cleveland from around Louisville. What's the masking situation (generally speaking) up yonder?

TIA
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 04:43 PM (BFigT)

pretty much voluntary everywhere I've been, with the exception of medical facilities

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 11, 2021 04:47 PM (sJHOI)

141 Cuomo signed a new book deal today.

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (S1hrL)

142 Impressive Mr. Bater.

Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (Foq6I)

I'm throwing them right over the plate belt high, aren't I?

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

143 Ziba: yup, with Penthouse Publications.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (L2ZTs)

144
As things get really hot concerning the "pandemic" and the border, Glenn Beck pivots back to...

Cuba!

Yes, Cuba, the most pressing issue Americans are facing today.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

When do the air drops of soccer balls and teddy bears begin?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (pNxlR)

145 Can afford to buy, but they can afford a car payment.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM

Bro, you can't get the quality quiff without quality wheels.

Posted by: Surfer Dan at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (a3Q+t)

146 I had a voodoo doll of Nanzi. It didn't work, though.

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (S1hrL)

147 > Are you literally going to Cleveland or one of the suburbs?

Mansfield actually. Taking grandson home. No plans to stay in that shithole. Will overnight in Columbus where wife's sister and husband dwell.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (BFigT)

148 I'm throwing them right over the plate belt high, aren't I?
Posted by: Archer

At this rate, you'll never get that sticky wicket.

Posted by: MkY at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (Foq6I)

149 Master Bates, the master debater

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (cSyAR)

150 I noticed on the home shows that master bedroom is now primary bedroom....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (I2VcN)

151 >Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:47 PM (hIntH)

Did he get too askeerd of the coof to hand out teddy bears to the masses of possibly-infected illegals streaming over the sudden border?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (DXFDM)

152 Krebs, isn't that the bridge that local mafiosi are always tossing "bags of garbage" off of?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (L2ZTs)

153 One of the best British Navy movies of all time 'Mumbler And Commander'.

Posted by: Eromero at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (0OP+5)

154


Master's fcking Degree, anybody??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:50 PM (hIntH)

155 Newsom seems, upset.

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 04:50 PM (VDqwV)

156 Sigh, at this point we're just a banana junta with better internet.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 04:50 PM (KPEbq)

157 Disney Shitcans Hollywood Celery Scarlett Johahnsen!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (hIntH)

This is fine

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, The Suicide Squad review at August 11, 2021 04:51 PM (XvPQV)

158
"Sensei" means "professor" or "master," I believe.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:51 PM (hIntH)

159 141 Cuomo signed a new book deal today.
Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (S1hrL)

called this yesterday

20 million up front for a tome that might sell 10K copies

part of the deal Cuomo made for going quietly

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (YK4Qh)

160 If a person wearing a uniform is said to be "uniformed," then if he's not wearing a uniform, is that "ununiformed?" If so, can that term be shortened, by cancelling out the double-negative, to be simply "iformed?"

Posted by: Doge gp Much Girth Wow Such Hard at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (qpX6U)

161 Remember the quaint thought the pandemic crisis would end the second Fake Biden assumed power?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (dTwgE)

162 My hands just fly out to fondle the boobeh. Can't help it, they have a mind of their own.

Posted by: Andrew "It's not my fault" Cuomo at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (FA5Pj)

163 You know who the Russians do actually have compromising info on, including kinky sex videos? Hunter Biden:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9881213

Hunter tells one of his whores that Russian drug dealers stole his other laptop.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (Mzdiz)

164 Mark, yup. Disney has supposedly "cut all ties" with ScarJo.

Can't say I GAF, especially given Scar has all the acting range of a beagle.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (L2ZTs)

165 Mansfield actually. Taking grandson home. No plans to stay in that shithole. Will overnight in Columbus where wife's sister and husband dwell.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Then I doubt you will have any problems with people asking you to mask up. Like Ghost of Hallelujah said, it seems to just be just "voluntary" at this point.
I live out east of Columbus, beyond the suck of what used to be a nice city. Columbus is heading toward a record year for murders.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 04:53 PM (vcOmj)

166 "So, you have graft book deal for me?"
"Yes sir, I do!"

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 04:53 PM (KPEbq)

167 Also everyone...

Have I lost my mind, or does KFC's new sandwich actually taste good?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:53 PM (L2ZTs)

168 Cuomo signed a new book deal today.

How is he going to deliver without state employees to write it for him?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (SchxB)

169 163 You know who the Russians do actually have compromising info on, including kinky sex videos? Hunter Biden:

Evidently they didn't want to use it so Joe could get elected

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (I2VcN)

170 It's clear that Newsom, who admitted he had a drinking problem after had a drunken in-office affair with the wife of his best friend and campaign manager in 2007, was drunk during this interview.

He admitted about three years ago that he had started drinking again, and it shows in this interview. Clearly he'd been hitting the sauce

Posted by: Jane at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (98G0u)

171 Somebody must have a voodoo doll of Joe and sticks a pin in his eye every once in a while.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (v0R5T)

172
These phony book deals are the Democrats' "golden parachutes."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (hIntH)

173 In Nigeria the local help used to call us expats master back in the 1970s. I insisted mine call me "Boss". Master just didn't sound right.

Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (8SSHh)

174 Last Boy Scout:

Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.

Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (KZzsI)

175 Hey! But no mean tweets, wine moms.

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (gmo/4)

176 >Hunter tells one of his whores that Russian drug dealers stole his other laptop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (Mzdiz)

Remember when the left used to pretend to be terrified of Russians having kompromat on American big-wigs? Pepperidge Farms remembers...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (DXFDM)

177 Is there anything left that would actually compromise Hunter?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (cSyAR)

178 50 shots fired in Seattle's Lake Union last night.

https://bit.ly/3jKMUFU

Summer of Love, baby!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (UW2ZS)

179 How is he going to deliver without state employees to write it for him?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 04:54 PM (SchxB)

Hunter's branching out

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (YK4Qh)

180 "Can't say I GAF, especially given Scar has all the acting range of a beagle."

You misspelled bagel.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (3D/fK)

181 I noticed on the home shows that master bedroom is now primary bedroom....
Posted by: It's me donna


Owner's suite. Or something equally as tepid.

We censor ourselves, so the government doesn't have to.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (vcOmj)

182
Krebs, isn't that the bridge that local mafiosi are always tossing "bags of garbage" off of?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Well, natch! His daddy, for whom the bridge was nepotically named, WAS a wholly owned subsidiary of the mafia, by all accounts!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (pNxlR)

183 "Is there anything left that would actually compromise Hunter?"

Where was he on January 6?

Posted by: Durable Yet Minimal gp-Based Barrier at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (qpX6U)

184 Remember the quaint thought the pandemic crisis would end the second Fake Biden assumed power?
Posted by: ...


Actually yes, I thought the whole thing was to discredit President Trump. I didn't know that was just the appetizer for this shit banquet.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (KPEbq)

185 Hunter's branching out

Great, 240 pages of "All work and no crack makes Hunter a dull boy."

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (SchxB)

186 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

187 These phony book deals are the Democrats' "golden parachutes."

Pretty much. Publishing Houses can't afford that kind of scratch but they can bet on the usual suspects buying a few crates of the book to burn or put in the Capitol basement to pay for the advance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (KZzsI)

188 How is he going to deliver without state employees to write it for him?

I think it's called take the money and run.

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (S1hrL)

189 @138

In fairness to Beck, speaking out on the Plandemic or the Jan 6 politcial prisoners could get you, per Jen Piss Hockey, banned from all platforms.

Speaking out on behalf of Cuba is safe and on GOPe brand, so, there you go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (moFdV)

190 The media will freak out only if Hunter comes to repentance to true faith in Christ.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (cSyAR)

191 >>Have I lost my mind, or does KFC's new sandwich actually taste good?


"I love this chicken, this spicy chicken. . ."

https://tinyurl.com/zvh3bf25

Posted by: Agenda 21 at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (bDqIh)

192 186 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (I2VcN)

193 If Scarlett Johansen was not such an insufferable person, I would think differntl about her dustup with Disney... as it is though, I say I hope both entities are bloodied.

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (6Je/Q)

194 BOOK THREAD!!!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (oEn12)

195 Climate Change Emergency
Plandemic Emergency

Finance Emergency might be next -- (although they already plowed trillions into markets last year ... richest made out like bandits .. BigTech soared)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (Cus5s)

196 159 141 Cuomo signed a new book deal today.
Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 04:48 PM (S1hrL)

called this yesterday

20 million up front for a tome that might sell 10K copies

part of the deal Cuomo made for going quietly

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (YK4Qh)


Pimping the book opens the door for Cuomo to go on every possible network with his "Please Pity and Forgive Me" tour, attempting to politically rehabilitate himself nationwide. I called this yesterday.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (AMIL/)

197 "Is there anything left that would actually compromise Hunter?"

Way back I said that he likely schtupped Doctor Jill. That was edgy at the time.

Now, not so much

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2021 04:58 PM (ZHVt1)

198 Off globalist sock!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 04:58 PM (bDqIh)

199 I noticed on the home shows that master bedroom is now primary bedroom....
Posted by: It's me donna


Owner's suite. Or something equally as tepid.

We censor ourselves, so the government doesn't have to.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at August 11, 2021 04:55 PM (vcOmj)

What? No Love for "primary f^&king room"?

Posted by: Archer at August 11, 2021 04:58 PM (gmo/4)

200 If a person wearing a uniform is said to be "uniformed," then if he's not wearing a uniform, is that "ununiformed?" If so, can that term be shortened, by cancelling out the double-negative, to be simply "iformed?"
Posted by: Doge gp Much Girth Wow Such Hard at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (qpX6U)

Only if someone who never went to university can be said to be versitied.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 04:58 PM (dTwgE)

201 Owner's suite. Or something equally as tepid.



rape room

or

breeding parlor

tomato tomato

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 04:58 PM (sLvU4)

202 Village Idiot, I stand corrected!
kraken, exactly. Just another entitled woke celebritard.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 04:58 PM (L2ZTs)

203 I noticed on the home shows that master bedroom is now primary bedroom....
Posted by: It's me donna


Why should the master get the primary bedroom? Sounds problematic.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 04:59 PM (dTwgE)

204
scarellt johnson is worth about $200M

she'll be fine

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 04:59 PM (hIntH)

205 123 27 Influencers, life coaches and tranny reading hours. This country needs a famine.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (ZXUb0)

I'm workin' on it, I'm workin' on it...!
Posted by: Solar Minimum at August 11, 2021 04:44 PM (Rbu5d)

Would an eruption help, Sol?

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at August 11, 2021 04:59 PM (Rbu5d)

206 So much for Krazy Glue.

Posted by: Ziba at August 11, 2021 04:59 PM (S1hrL)

207 I watched a series called American Mafia: Chicago Mob. They basically showed the growth and development of the Chicago mafia through Capone and up to the 80s. Its still around. The story is amazing, especially what happened after Capone was jailed.

But what amazed me was how open, matter-of-fact, and honest they were about the corruption of the Kennedy family and how the mob helped Kennedy win in Illinois. What they left out was the fraud, but they were straight up with Joe Kennedy making deals with the mob to help his boy get in the White House.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2021 04:59 PM (KZzsI)

208 I see Clint Eastwood wrote a letter praising Larry Elder

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:59 PM (I2VcN)

209 How is he going to deliver without state employees to write it for him?

Every big publishing house has ghost writers they can tag for this kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2021 05:00 PM (KZzsI)

210 As Mel brooks said in the "History of the World" : I have a Master's Degree in Stand-Up Philosophy" !!!!!!!

Posted by: James at August 11, 2021 05:00 PM (24+Vp)

211 Are they still using shiplap in master bedrooms??

Posted by: dantesed at August 11, 2021 05:00 PM (88xKn)

212 Well, the Plan IS for America to become a fractured approximation of the Balkans circa 1990-95, I believe. It will make the Marxist takeover of their select areas much easier.

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:00 PM (6Je/Q)

213 86 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:57 PM (I2VcN)

Baby, you sure got that right!

Posted by: Gorilla Glued Hair Girl at August 11, 2021 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

214 Let's not bicker and argue about oo killed oo.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:01 PM (XHhHI)

215 How is he going to deliver without state employees to write it for him?

E


it is not a book book, it is a bribe to stfu and go away.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 05:01 PM (sLvU4)

216 Video of Hunter giving the Big Guy a bj would be met with media indifference.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 05:01 PM (cSyAR)

217 Ted Cruz BLOCKS Dems' 4am bid to pass their sweeping voting rights bill during marathon debate...
_DM

Posted by: Braenyard (CRbpG) at August 11, 2021 05:02 PM (CRbpG)

218 Are they still using shiplap in master bedrooms??

"By God they are if I have anything to say about it!!!!1!!"
--Joanne Gaines, layering on more makeup with a trowel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 11, 2021 05:02 PM (KZzsI)

219 141 No Fkin way, Leftists still shoveling money to that bastard

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 05:02 PM (znIQ9)

220 Suspended by Twitter...when I get back on tomorrow, I am going for a full deletion from the Nazis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2021 05:02 PM (IHyjr)

221
See ZeroHedge. EU's FDA equivalent is looking at three more serious side effects of the mRNA shots. One skin condition, and two kidney conditions, kidney inflammation and nephrotic syndrome.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (Mzdiz)

222 Are we titling Cuomo's book?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (dTwgE)

223 219 Probably 8 digits worth

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (znIQ9)

224 >>>These phony book deals are the Democrats' "golden parachutes."

>You can't tell me Barry and Michelle bought that property on a salary less than Dr Fauci?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (bCkNL)

225 Video of Hunter giving the Big Guy a bj would be met with media indifference.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy


Just fu. Did not need that visual.

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (VDqwV)

226 Only if someone who never went to university can be said to be versitied.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 04:58 PM (dTwgE)

I graduated the 6th grade. Want me to do some ciphering?

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (gmo/4)

227 220 Suspended by Twitter...when I get back on tomorrow, I am going for a full deletion from the Nazis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2021 05:02 PM (IHyjr)

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: a.moron at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (tu3iY)

228 Peeps with the lowdown on Ohio... thx. We'll be on the down low, but traveling rapidly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (BFigT)

229 @218

>>"By God they are if I have anything to say about it!!!!1!! --Joanne Gaines...

THERE WILL BE NO MOTHERFUCKING SHIPLAP OR MERLOT!!!

--
Miles Raymond

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (moFdV)

230 A Tale of Two Titties

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (dTwgE)

231 scarellt johnson is worth about $200M

she'll be fine

Odious lefties will often, after a white person or a rich person has an injustice done to them, say something like, "Bruh, who cares? They're white/rich."

It's just as odious when our side does it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (UW2ZS)

232 ..., no question Cuomo's book title will contain the phrase "Dick Around" somewhere...

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (L2ZTs)

233 186 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

It's going down the drain.

Posted by: Bemis at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

234
From what I understand, in the Democrats' "voting rights" bill is the banning of "delegitimizing election audits."


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (hIntH)

235 7
Looking for the owner of a small hot dog.

If you left a small hot dog here, please come to the front desk and claim it. Thank you.
Posted by: Mt Pleasant at August 11, 2021 04:23 PM (hIntH)

Ironically the poster might have gone to Big John's.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2021 05:05 PM (9UmRs)

236 I watched a series called American Mafia: Chicago Mob. They basically showed the growth and development of the Chicago mafia through Capone and up to the 80s. Its still around. The story is amazing, especially what happened after Capone was jailed.
----------
All aldermen now.

Posted by: dartist at August 11, 2021 05:06 PM (+ya+t)

237 See ZeroHedge. EU's FDA equivalent is looking at three more serious side effects of the mRNA shots. One skin condition, and two kidney conditions, kidney inflammation and nephrotic syndrome.

My sister got the skin thing.. Immediately after getting the shot... Went away a bit and the second shot came right back.. if she doesn't take an anti-histamine it flares up.. Doctor refuses to equate it with the Jab, but she knows it came from it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 05:06 PM (I2VcN)

238 >>> I'm semi watching Godzilla King of the Monsters.
I may have heard this line: "Godzilla's radiation is reaching critical mass. In six minutes he'll blow.,"
I must have misheard.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

That one is better than the others. I couldn't care about most of the people or their sad miserable broken lives. Except for, of course, that Jap guy that then blew himself up. Thanks, movie. But the monsters were great. The latest one with the monkey is not so great just ok.


I watched a bunch of movies recently that I hadn't seen when they were at the box office because I don't go out anymore. On the list was Ready Player One. The director was completely successful in getting me to hate his movie. I have whole lists of things about that movie I didn't like. Never read the book.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 05:06 PM (/Hhiw)

239 "I seem to remember a guy going to jail for patting a waitress on the butt as she walked by. Saw it on the TV"

I had a crony in college who used to bite strange women on the ass. He called it the "Barracuda"

He had game, so the ladies only laughed.

Those were the days.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2021 05:06 PM (ZHVt1)

240 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

---
Soon there will be none to sniff.

Posted by: Hunter at August 11, 2021 05:06 PM (XHhHI)

241 I'm a double 'aught spy.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine at August 11, 2021 05:07 PM (gmo/4)

242 You know what would convince me and others to get vaccinated? Dancing Tic Toc nurses with some goofy vax song. I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet.

Posted by: Ripley at August 11, 2021 05:07 PM (MxEKc)

243
Have you ever heard anything so Orwellian or oxymoronic?

Delegitimizing election audits. As in, auditing an election delegitimizes it, rather than, you know, legitimizes the election with a second, scrutinized recount of the figures.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:07 PM (hIntH)

244 36 Why can't Fauci be caught groping?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 04:31 PM (cSyAR)

Exceeds his reach.

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 05:07 PM (HgGBT)

245 I seem to remember a guy going to jail for patting a waitress on the butt as she walked by. Saw it on the TV
---
And then there's the Dodd and Kennedy Waitress Sandwich.

Posted by: Hunter at August 11, 2021 05:07 PM (XHhHI)

246 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

It's going down the drain.
---------
Out the window

Posted by: Anderson at August 11, 2021 05:07 PM (+ya+t)

247 I mean "I have never read the book"

Posted by: banana Dream eats shoots then leaves at August 11, 2021 05:07 PM (/Hhiw)

248 Influencers, life coaches and tranny reading hours. This country needs a famine.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (ZXUb0)

We need another world war.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 11, 2021 05:08 PM (jOcSX)

249 TMZ Today; OJ Simpson won't go to L.A. "....'cause I might run into the real killer!"

LMAO, thats some funny shit O.J.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2021 05:08 PM (0jZnq)

250 It's just as odious when our side does it.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (UW2ZS)

A little different if someone decides to pull up the ladder and go woke once they get theirs. Which is EXACTLY what lefties do.

Dumb bitch earns millions 95% due to her fine ass and then, just as the cheeks begin drooping, decides fine asses shouldn't be exploited. More convenient than a 7/11.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (dTwgE)

251 The Great Falling Away - Its Already Started But People Don't See it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpqCzM9WF8w

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (RU4sa)

252 248 Influencers, life coaches and tranny reading hours. This country needs a famine.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 11, 2021 04:28 PM (ZXUb0)

We need another world war.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 11, 2021 05:08 PM (jOcSX)

We would just screw it up now.....

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (6Je/Q)

253 150 I noticed on the home shows that master bedroom is now primary bedroom....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 11, 2021 04:49 PM (I2VcN)

Couldn't it just be the "copulation bedroom"?

Posted by: Caliban at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (HgGBT)

254 Ha ha. They'll never think of me. -- Master Cylinder.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (AiZBA)

Yep, we were told at work that we have to come up with new names for master cylinder and slave cylinder. I wish I was joking.

Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (9UmRs)

255 Unrelated to anything except cars:
Old phart builds tiny cars out of old refrigerators. Pretty impressive.

https://youtu.be/L4MpBPXojF4

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (wAnMi)

256
It's just as odious when our side does it.
Posted by: bonhomme

Well let me rephrase it: Scarlett Can Go Horsefuck Herself.

Injustice, my ass. She's a piece of shit, and so is Disney Corp.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:10 PM (hIntH)

257 >>The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

>>It's going down the drain.

>>Out the window

To Hell in a handbasket.

Posted by: Harry & David at August 11, 2021 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

258 234
From what I understand, in the Democrats' "voting rights" bill is the banning of "delegitimizing election audits."


Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (hIntH)


They should drop all the smoke and mirrors crap and go for the gold: Simply make it illegal for non-Democrats to be listed on ballots, nationwide. John Roberts and maybe Gorsuch and Kav would call it a tax and approve it.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 05:10 PM (AMIL/)

259 JROD, Cummo just announced he'll find the real molester!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:10 PM (L2ZTs)

260 I loathe the Lincoln Project- their new ad is disgusting.
https://tinyurl.com/yxa54p2t

Posted by: redridinghood at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (NpAcC)

261 254 Ha ha. They'll never think of me. -- Master Cylinder.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 11, 2021 04:40 PM (AiZBA)

Yep, we were told at work that we have to come up with new names for master cylinder and slave cylinder. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (9UmRs)

Next up.... male and female couplers...

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (6Je/Q)

262 One the one hand, who cares about ScarJo

OTOH Disney rehires pedo directors like James Gunn,

refuses to fire womyn Star Wars bankruptcy maker whatserface ...

but as soon as ScarJo sues Disney, she's out!
and since the Left is race obsessed - is it coz she's Jewish?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (oEn12)

263 >Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:04 PM (UW2ZS)

I'd say that calling a contract dispute between a mega-corporation worth billions of dollars and a multi-millionaire actress an "injustice" is a huge torture of language.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (DXFDM)

264 I'm an orphan. *sob*

Posted by: The Small Hot Dog at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (W4eKo)

265 Traffic calming would mean more prey for antifa and BLm. Or, something else.

Posted by: Spitballer Spitballing at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (SmFPm)

266 We need another world war.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


Except this time our troops stay right freaking here.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (KPEbq)

267 My sister got the skin thing.. Immediately after getting the shot... Went away a bit and the second shot came right back.. if she doesn't take an anti-histamine it flares up.. Doctor refuses to equate it with the Jab, but she knows it came from it
Posted by: It's me donna

Office mate has the same problem. Funny, the 2 of us that didn't get poked have no issues.

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 05:12 PM (VDqwV)

268 Stanford set to force students to get Covid tested weekly, even if vaccinated.

https://bit.ly/2XoSzKl

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:12 PM (UW2ZS)

269 Slave cylinder can be Ghey Cylinder

Master Cylinder can now be Comrade Cylinder

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 05:12 PM (znIQ9)

270 Biden's next State of the Union could be one word:

Fucked.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:12 PM (XHhHI)

271 Yep, we were told at work that we have to come up with new names for master cylinder and slave cylinder. I wish I was joking.

Pressure cylinder and actuator cylinder. Like a car's AC with leaky seals, no charge.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 05:13 PM (SchxB)

272 Yep, we were told at work that we have to come up with new names for master cylinder and slave cylinder. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (9UmRs)

Next up.... male and female couplers...
Posted by: kraken


Oh dear....

Posted by: Mother boards at August 11, 2021 05:13 PM (KPEbq)

273 what kind of rash can the mrna vax cause?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 05:13 PM (oEn12)

274
What Disney did to Gina Carano was an injustice.

What Disney did Johhanson is dirty business.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:13 PM (hIntH)

275 @259 uqdpsteve-He'll "find him" just like OJ will "run into the real killer" every time they pass in front of a mirror.

Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2021 05:14 PM (0jZnq)

276 > I'd say that calling a contract dispute between a mega-corporation worth billions of dollars and a multi-millionaire actress an "injustice" is a huge torture of language.

It's OK to rip someone off if they're rich. Got it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:14 PM (UW2ZS)

277 I would bet that the skin condition that develops after the injection is an autoimmune response to the foreign substance injected... God only knows if it will be permanent...

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:14 PM (6Je/Q)

278 257 >>The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

>>It's going down the drain.

>>Out the window

To Hell in a handbasket.
Posted by: Harry & David at August 11, 2021 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

The walls are falling down.

Posted by: Jericho at August 11, 2021 05:14 PM (88xKn)

279 Stanford set to force students to get Covid tested weekly, even if vaccinated.

Bludgeoning America senseless with a Covid bat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2021 05:14 PM (W4eKo)

280 "Master's fcking Degree, anybody?"

Degree (and Primary) will soon be problematic as "selectivism".

Selectivist language triggers non-competitive creatures and can cause them harm.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM (49Exr)

281 Just think. If only they would have made this change before 2020, George Floyd needn't have died.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM (XHhHI)

282 The Small Hot Dog
-------------
Look at the size of this hallway.

Posted by: dartist at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM (+ya+t)

283
Any cocksucker who calls me "bro" gets a kick in the nadsack. Other than my actual brother, of course.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM (n+4am)

284 Biden's next State of the Union could be one word:

Fucked.
Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:12 PM (XHhHI)

It will give Jen Rubin a shrieking orgasm.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM (cSyAR)

285 Make Masturbation Evil Again.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM (XHhHI)

286 Scar Jo was great in "The Girl with the Pearl Earing." But then she just had to sit there and look pretty.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:16 PM (xopIz)

287 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at August 11, 2021 04:56 PM (ps5A0)

It's going down the drain.
Out the window
To Hell in a handbasket.
Posted by: Harry & David at August 11, 2021 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

The walls are falling down.
Posted by: Jericho at August 11, 2021 05:14 PM (88xKn)

The gyre is widening.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:16 PM (49Exr)

288 The country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer

It's going down the drain.
Posted by: Bemis

Out the window
Posted by: Anderson

It's toast.

Posted by: Krups at August 11, 2021 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

289 > Make Masturbation Evil Again.

You'll get hairy palms and go blind!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:16 PM (UW2ZS)

290 286 Scar Jo was great in "The Girl with the Pearl Earing." But then she just had to sit there and look pretty.
Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:16 PM (xopIz)

She hadn't read her own press at that time...

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:16 PM (6Je/Q)

291 I wish I had a voodoo doll of Fauci

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 04:42 PM


I had a hillary clinton voodoo doll at work, they made me take it home.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at August 11, 2021 05:16 PM (JUOKG)

292
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (DUIap)

293 Any cocksucker who calls me "bro" gets a kick in the nadsack. Other than my actual brother, of course.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM (n+4am)

K, bro

Posted by: Caitlyn at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (YK4Qh)

294 Cuomo was a lib who could pounce and seize with the best of them.

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (XHhHI)

295 TMZ Today; OJ Simpson won't go to L.A. "....'cause I might run into the real killer!"

LMAO, thats some funny shit O.J.
Posted by: JROD at August 11, 2021 05:08 PM (0jZnq)



Also why he stays away from mirrors

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (IHyjr)

296 "Master's fcking Degree, anybody?"

Degree (and Primary) will soon be problematic as "selectivism".

Selectivist language triggers non-competitive creatures and can cause them harm.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


We're working on PH Ds for EVERYONE!!

Posted by: Oregon at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (KPEbq)

297 Martini Farmer - The Columbus area and northern suburbs are still free. Sure, there are signs up in some stores.

I ignore them all and no issues.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (mD/uy)

298 269 Slave cylinder can be Ghey Cylinder

Master Cylinder can now be Comrade Cylinder

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 05:12 PM (znIQ9)


I can hardly wait to hear their rename of male and female connectors. Every connector manufacturer and vendor will be forced to revise every connector listing on websites, in catalogs, in their targeted advertising. No cost impact, nope, none at all.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

299 We need another world war.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Sad to say we will need to win it here first.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 05:18 PM (mD/uy)

300 >> what kind of rash can the mrna vax cause?

Erythema multiforme is the name. They think it's caused by immune complexes. Drugs, vaccines, and infections can trigger it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 11, 2021 05:18 PM (Mzdiz)

301 > Make Masturbation Evil Again.

You'll get hairy palms and go blind!

Can I do it 'til I need glasses?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 05:18 PM (SchxB)

302 country is sunk

Posted by: Titanic at August 11, 2021 05:18 PM (YK4Qh)

303 We're sunk.

Posted by: Submariners at August 11, 2021 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

304 We're working on PH Ds for EVERYONE!!
Posted by: Oregon at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (KPEbq)

Everybody gets a post hole digger!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2021 05:19 PM (1SZn0)

305 Why is Newsom being recalled? According to his video the state is a virtual utopia with low taxes and budget surpluses. It puts Texas and Florida to shame.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 11, 2021 05:19 PM (63Dwl)

306 It's now the Commissar cylinder and the Proletarian cylinder.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (xopIz)

307 299 We need another world war.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

if it wasn't for the ending, I would watch the movie

Posted by: REDACTED at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (YK4Qh)

308 300 >> what kind of rash can the mrna vax cause?

Erythema multiforme is the name. They think it's caused by immune complexes. Drugs, vaccines, and infections can trigger it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 11, 2021 05:18 PM (Mzdiz)

At least it is not Stevens- Johnson Syndrome.. wait, that will be after the 2nd booster shot...

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (6Je/Q)

309 RN with pronouns in her bio has an indecent proposal.

I would let the Taliban run a train on me in Kabul before I'd go on a date with an anti-vaxxer.

https://bit.ly/3xDWhw2

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (UW2ZS)

310 I wish I had a voodoo doll of Fauci

Posted by: Skip at August 11, 2021 04:42 PM
......

a guy at work ordered one of those Barack Obama Seal Team 6 action figures. Said he was gonna use it as a voodoo doll.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

311 Can I do it 'til I need glasses?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.


Don't make Jesus cry, just a little sad.


Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (KPEbq)

312 Can I do it 'til I need glasses?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 11, 2021 05:18 PM (SchxB)

I saw a movie by that name.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 11, 2021 05:21 PM (cSyAR)

313 HEY, DINGER!

Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:21 PM (XHhHI)

314 Erythema multiforme is the name. They think it's caused by immune complexes. Drugs, vaccines, and infections can trigger it.
Posted by: publius

thanks

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion (oEn12) at August 11, 2021 05:21 PM (oEn12)

315 See ZeroHedge. EU's FDA equivalent is looking at three more serious side effects of the mRNA shots. One skin condition, and two kidney conditions, kidney inflammation and nephrotic syndrome.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 11, 2021 05:03 PM (Mzdiz)

*

That could've been caused by anything. Did they drink coffee that morning? Did they wear a seatbelt? Correlation doesn't prove causation, denier.

Also no one should take Ivermectin because there was an instance of a guy having a heart attack once after 12M people took it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:21 PM (F9ExA)

316 See ZeroHedge. EU's FDA equivalent is looking at three more serious side effects of the mRNA shots. One skin condition, and two kidney conditions, kidney inflammation and nephrotic syndrome.

**

In all seriousness, it will be interesting to observe the long-term effects of the control groups for the mRNA vaccines.

Oh wait, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:22 PM (F9ExA)

317 Famous Austrian belittles the idea of freedom.

https://bit.ly/3yJ6OqX

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:22 PM (UW2ZS)

318 Any cocksucker who calls me "bro" gets a kick in the nadsack. Other than my actual brother, of course.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2021 05:15 PM

You mad, brah?

Posted by: Chad at August 11, 2021 05:22 PM (a3Q+t)

319 303 We're sunk.
Posted by: Submariners at August 11, 2021 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

copyright infringement

Posted by: ROLEX at August 11, 2021 05:22 PM (YK4Qh)

320 > Posted by: Axeman at August 11, 2021 05:21 PM (XHhHI)

What did that guy say?!?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (UW2ZS)

321 304 We're working on PH Ds for EVERYONE!!
Posted by: Oregon at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (KPEbq)

Everybody gets a post hole digger!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 11, 2021 05:19 PM (1SZn0)


An older engineer I worked with said PhD stands for Pure Horse Dung. He disliked engineers and managers trying to using their PhD title to lord it over the non-PhD engineers.

Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

322
Years ago, scarlet johanson shilled for some company that made soda machines. An Israeli company. She got shit for doing it. You know who defended her?

Shitheads like us, that's who.

The "thanks" we got was her middle finger.
And did she stand up for Gina Carano? Nope.

Scarlett Johansen is a garbage human being. I give no shit what happens to her.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (hIntH)

323

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 11, 2021 05:24 PM (hIntH)

324 Yep, we were told at work that we have to come up with new names for master cylinder and slave cylinder. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (9UmRs)

We were talking about the inevitability of that very thing here just a couple of months back, along with the master bedrooms being changed by some RE offices. The stupid really does burn.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at August 11, 2021 05:24 PM (wAnMi)

325 An older engineer I worked with said PhD stands for Pure Horse Dung. He disliked engineers and managers trying to using their PhD title to lord it over the non-PhD engineers.
Posted by: Gref at August 11, 2021 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

**

One of the best observations I've ever heard was an old salt-of-the-earth type remarking on his children.

"All my kids were born smart. The longer they stayed in school, the dumber they got."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:24 PM (F9ExA)

326 316

In all seriousness, it will be interesting to observe the long-term effects of the control groups for the mRNA vaccines.

Oh wait, nevermind.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - (BMWRT) what if Marek's was the experiment? at August 11, 2021 05:22 PM (F9ExA)

There will be NO side effects, because the media will tell us there are none... and half the people will absolutely accept that.

Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:24 PM (6Je/Q)

327 The unmasked get thrown out of the choppah!

Posted by: Ahnold at August 11, 2021 05:24 PM (W4eKo)

328 302 country is sunk
Posted by: Titanic at August 11, 2021 05:18 PM (YK4Qh)
-----------

We're pushin' up daisies.

Posted by: Red Ryder at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (ePZfA)

329 >>>First?
Posted by: BEN ROTHESLESBERERGER at August 11, 2021 04:21 PM (tu3iY)

2 YES ! ! !
Posted by: BEN ROTHESLESBERERGER at August 11, 2021 04:21 PM (tu3iY)

======

Of all the things I expected to see in my life, a Big Ben "First" was not among them.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (xqXiI)

330 RN with pronouns in her bio has an indecent proposal.

I would let the Taliban run a train on me in Kabul before I'd go on a date with an anti-vaxxer.

https://bit.ly/3xDWhw2
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM

She doesn't have a blue check. Can we trust her?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (a3Q+t)

331 https://bit.ly/3xDWhw2
Posted by: bonhomme at August 11, 2021 05:20 PM (UW2ZS)

Yeah. You have no worries sweetheart.

Posted by: blaster (mbFEM) at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (mbFEM)

332 Stick a fork in 'er.

Posted by: Oneida at August 11, 2021 05:25 PM (ePZfA)

333 >>I would let the Taliban run a train on me in Kabul before I'd go on a date with an anti-vaxxer.


The Left never fails to reaffirm their bigotry when attempting to insult others. If someone said the Taliban were rapey this gal would likely be offended at the "Islamaphobia" of that comment.

They do this all the time when joking about their enemies getting prison raped or use being secrectly gay as an insult.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (bDqIh)

334 Is that TikTok thing really from the White House? I thought that was surely just a prank video...they're really not that stupid, are they? Yeah, I know they're stupid, but that's the Mt. Everest of stupid.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at August 11, 2021 05:26 PM (+56GQ)

335 We're working on PH Ds for EVERYONE!!
Posted by: Oregon at August 11, 2021 05:17 PM (KPEbq)

PH is problematic because, even though it's used in another context, evaluating acid/base content is judgey and can result in violence directed at non-standard peoples.

Ds is triggering to non-endowed chest feeders with A or B cups and must likewise be stricken.

"Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it." - 1984, Orwell

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (49Exr)

336 An older engineer I worked with said PhD stands for Pure Horse Dung. He disliked engineers and managers trying to using their PhD title to lord it over the non-PhD engineers.
Posted by: Gref

My lead engineer use to tell the a-hole PhD.s, come back and talk to me after you learn the rest of the alphabet.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (mD/uy)

337 One thing I have found about a lot of advanced degree holders:

They're utter, complete snobs. They believe *their* degree was earned and 100% legit, and everyone else's degree is garbage.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 11, 2021 05:27 PM (L2ZTs)

338 Ace: "...Anthony Fauci took the position that we shouldn't strive for 100% protection [wrt Ebola], but should be willing to accept some risks of catching lethal ebola to avoid restrictions on travel."

Also note the case rate and fatality rate of the respective viruses. Millions of people will contract coronavirus and almost none (in relative numbers) will die. The fatality rate is somewhere along, what, 1% depending on the day the science is settled and a particular demographic?

But the contraction (case) rate and the fatality rate for Ebola are pretty much the same and depend not at all on demographics. If you catch it, you're going to die. It is only stopped because it kills the human host and its contacts so fast that it destroys its own ecosystem of contagion. So, yeah, magnitudes of order worse.

And that fraud of scientist Fauci gets it wrong in BOTH situations. The man is a disease himself with his spread of dangerous information and advice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (aXxgO)

339 Wonder how many VooDoo dolls Fauci has?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 11, 2021 05:28 PM (oy1++)

340 So tired of the smoke and heat. 98 and smokey to the valley floor.

Posted by: Infidel at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (VDqwV)

341 Saw a Don Jr tweet: Guess what Epstein didnt do 2 years ago today?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (r+sAi)

342 "I would let the Taliban run a train on me in Kabul before I'd go on a date with an anti-vaxxer."

She It sounds nice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (aXxgO)

343 >>> I seem to remember a guy going to jail for patting a waitress on the butt as she walked by. Saw it on the TV
Posted by: Javems at August 11, 2021 04:41 PM (8SSHh)


If that's the one I remember that was on National news everywhere it was here in Savannah, a waitress at Vinnie Van Go-Go's. What most people consider the best pizza here although I like Sreaming Meemies, vinnie's is real good for southern pizza. It's mostly all outside, hot as hell in the kitchen and the waiters/waitresses don't wear a lot. Not provocative just trying not to have a heat stroke.

So this guy sees her and grabs her between the legs from the back as she walks by. Not her ass, but being nasty firmly up on her love calzone. She immediately snatches his hand, puts him into a wrist lock and bounces him to the ground. This happened like a hand coming back from the flame, all instinct on the girl's part. There may have been some tables and chairs he met on the way to the ground. I would have given her a standing O. Well, the police were called, there was security video and he was hauled off with his wife and kids watching.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 11, 2021 05:30 PM (/Hhiw)

344 Stanford set to force students to get Covid tested weekly, even if vaccinated.
Somebody's brother has a lucrative testing contract.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 11, 2021 05:34 PM (r+sAi)

345 "I would let the Taliban run a train on me in Kabul before I'd go on a date with an anti-vaxxer."

Heh. American women are the most spoiled creatures on the planet. It never occurs to her that the Taliban would decline.


Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (49Exr)

346 Billie Veline, RN @NursePrada2
sicilian-single mom-she/her-healthcare professional=hero #BlackLivesMatter
#FloridaStrong #F***DeSantis


she seems nice

Posted by: Braenyard (CRbpG) at August 11, 2021 05:35 PM (CRbpG)

347 "I would let the Taliban run a train on me in Kabul before I'd go on a date with an anti-vaxxer."




again?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (sLvU4)

348 Question: what is a non-binary Viking?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 11, 2021 05:39 PM (Y+l9t)

349 "One thing I have found about a lot of advanced degree holders: They're utter, complete snobs."

I'm always amused when someone with a degree relies on an Appeal to Authority (argumentum ad verecundiam).

Intelligence is demonstrable - if you have to assert it, you don't have it.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:40 PM (49Exr)

350 again?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 11, 2021 05:36 PM (sLvU4)

Somehow I doubt this is the first time that Nurse has entertained the idea of the Taliban running a train on her.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 11, 2021 05:42 PM (49Exr)

351 Thanks for reminding all of us about how Obama did an excellent job of shutting down ebola in the USA
11 cases and only 2 deaths
Please compare thst with Trumps success against covid ( that he told us not to worry about)

Posted by: Kurt at August 11, 2021 06:29 PM (TYzdc)

352 Shit, that acerbic, man-faced libido killer probably hasn't seen a dick since before we were even *in* A'stan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 11, 2021 07:06 PM (JN3xP)

353 That top meme is very telling.

I go to a very non-pc, mostly non US meme site. The past few days it seems like there are dozens of lame climate changer memes.

Stuff like how they survived the coof, but now their 30s will be ruined by climate change, or how stupid "deniers" are,.... It is all manufactured propaganda. They are pushing this BS hard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 11, 2021 04:36 PM (uk57j)

Just showing how uncool they are to the meme crowd. And the memers will let them know it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2021 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

354 Stanford set to force students to get Covid tested weekly, even if vaccinated.

Bludgeoning America senseless with a Covid bat.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 11, 2021 05:14 PM (W4eKo)

I bet that would influence how much I would donate after graduation to a great extent.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2021 07:16 PM (eoQWY)

355 If a person wearing a uniform is said to be "uniformed," then if he's not wearing a uniform, is that "ununiformed?" If so, can that term be shortened, by cancelling out the double-negative, to be simply "iformed?"
Posted by: Doge gp Much Girth Wow Such Hard at August 11, 2021 04:52 PM (qpX6U)

no, since it is uni-formed, one form, not un-iformed
so un-uni does not cancel out.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2021 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

356 Yep, we were told at work that we have to come up with new names for master cylinder and slave cylinder. I wish I was joking.
Posted by: clutch at August 11, 2021 05:09 PM (9UmRs)

Next up.... male and female couplers...
Posted by: kraken at August 11, 2021 05:11 PM (6Je/Q)

Try dominant and submissive. Should be kinky enough for the left.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2021 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

357 I noticed on the home shows that master bedroom is now primary bedroom....
Posted by: It's me donna


Why should the master get the primary bedroom? Sounds problematic.
Posted by: ... at August 11, 2021 04:59 PM (dTwgE)

Primary school is the lowest level of school. Should Masters level, the highest....OOPS

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2021 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

358 I had a crony in college who used to bite strange women on the ass. He called it the "Barracuda"

He had game, so the ladies only laughed.

Those were the days.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 11, 2021 05:06 PM (ZHVt1)

Why those were some strange women!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 11, 2021 08:00 PM (z79tQ)

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