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Monday Overnight Open Thread (8/9/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

"We understand incidents like these are emotive when viewed on social media, but this does not always tell all of the circumstances.
Insp Charlotte Allardice of Notts Police

Quote II

“There is continued concern about the rise in speeding and aggressive driving as we enter the heart of the vacation travel season and increased traffic volumes on the highways,”Beau Duffy, spokesperson for New York State Police.

Quote III

“We love this city and have worked hard to earn our own little piece of this paradise. We are not inclined to let you destroy it without a fight,” Huntington Beach Resident Russell Neal

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I missed the annoucement. I must have been on a fishing trip when the Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine was introduced to the world. Apparently they are woke when it comes to boobs.

Terms such as "mother," "breast," "breast milk," and "breastfeeding" are no longer acceptable.

Last week, the Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine announced that it is replacing these terms with "lactation-related language" to achieve "desexed or gender-inclusive language."

Though it contains "breastfeeding" in its name, the ABM will now use "mammary gland" to refer to "breast" and "human milk feeding" instead of "breastfeeding."

Laura Kair, medical director of newborn care at University of California Davis Children's Hospital, was the only professor to serve on the taskforce that produced the statement.

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Not only does the USA attempt to spread democracy. It is also exporting a litigious society worldwide.

Woman sues McDonald’s after burger ad compelled her to break Lent fast: report

The Russian woman is allegedly suing the fast-food chain after claiming that seeing a mouthwatering cheeseburger commercial made her break her fast during Lent.

“When I saw an advertising banner — I could not help myself,” said Ovchinnikova, an orthodox Christian, in a court statement regarding the Mac-religious act, according to Russian state media.


Being a Lutheran I don't have those Lenten hangups.

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Erick Erickson just screwed up his chances of being a CNN darling. Also he just blew his opportunity to be invited to David French's next circle jerk party.

If climate change is settled science, biological sex is even more settled. Less than five years ago, the transgender movement argued that sex was biologically determined, but gender was socially constructed. Now, rapidly moving the goalposts, sex is also now claimed to be a social construct.


Speaking of CNN. Conned News Network: CNN helped raise 230K for ‘mom’ facing eviction before issuing major correction: ‘She is not the mother'

CNN recently promoted the story of a "mom" of three young children who was nervous about being evicted amid the federal eviction moratorium. The liberal network even pushed a GoFundMe to help her cover the rent – but it turns out she wasn’t the mother after all.

CNN reporter Nick Watt caught up with Dasha Kelly last week for a story on the recent eviction moratorium lapse. He referred to the three children as "her little girls" and noted they could all end up on the street as CNN’s on-screen chyron said, "Mom braces for eviction." Watt explained that Kelly lost her job because of the coronavirus pandemic and can no longer afford child care, and her "little girls" were shown during CNN’s segment.

However, it turns out Kelly isn’t the mother of the three young children used throughout CNN’s reporting.


Now, if they only would retract all of the Bullshit they uttered about President Trump and Russiagate. Yeah, that aint happenin'.


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Chicago continues to be a dysfunctional city.

Chicago Cops Turn Their Backs On Mayor Lightfoot At Hospital After Officer Gunned Down…


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Run, run like the wind.Sunsettin' Uncle Paste Eater can't keep you safe in Afghanistan.

The State Department says all U.S. citizens should leave Afghanistan “immediately" as the Taliban advance.

A directive issued on Saturday by the U.S. Embassy in Kabul calls on citizens of the United States to leave “using available commercial fight options” because they are “extremely limited” in their “ability to assist” due to “the security conditions and reduced staffing.”

The State Department ordered U.S. government employees working for the Kabul embassy who can work remotely to leave the country on April 27. The government’s advisory for Afghanistan remains at "Level 4: Do Not Travel" due to "crime, terrorism, civil unrest, kidnapping, armed conflict and COVID-19."

Damn Chinese Kung Flu

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I'm not naming names. But, I remember in high school there were a couple of individuals with fake ID cards. Why wouldn't one fake a Covid Kung Flu vaccination card? (H/T redc1c4)


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Amid a bevy of COVID-19 vaccine mandates being handed down by governments and businesses, there has been an explosion of fabricated vaccination cards, according to researchers.

“As a segment of the population tries to avoid the new measures, the darknet reacts to the real market and thus demand gives birth to offers,” said Dmitry Galov, a researcher at cybersecurity firm Kaspersky, in an interview with The Wall Street Journal, referring to the fake vaccine cards.

Forged vaccine cards that claim to be issued by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have been proliferating on Amazon, eBay, Etsy, and other online marketplaces, according to reports.

In another example, an Instagram account with the username “vaccinationcards” sells laminated COVID-19 vaccination cards for $25 each. A user on the messaging app Telegram offers “COVID-19 Vaccine Cards Certificates” for as much as $200 apiece.


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I'm so happy that my tax dollars are used by these retarded imbeciles.

Crews worked for several hours Friday morning to remove a 70-ton boulder from Observatory Hill on the UW-Madison campus that was formerly known by a name some students felt was racist.

Per Madison.com:

Chamberlin Rock, located on top of Observatory Hill, is named in honor of Thomas Crowder Chamberlin, a geologist and former university president. But for some students of color on campus, the rock represents a painful history of discrimination.

The boulder was referred to as a “n——-head” — a commonly used expression in the 1920s to describe any large dark rock — at least once in a 1925 Wisconsin State Journal story. University historians have not found any other time that the term was used but said the Ku Klux Klan was active on campus at that time.


My suspicions that the UW System was not run by adults have been confirmed.

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But there is tremendous risk associated with these growing Zoom towns in rural areas —almost all of them are in high wildfire risk areas. Living in a cabin in the woods seems idyllic until a spark of lightning ignites the forest and endangers your home.

People Left Cities For Rural Zoom Towns. How Does That Impact Wildfire Risk?

As the pandemic waxes and wanes and we look back on the last 18 months, it’s clear that different types of workers experienced differential economic impacts. On one hand, there are workers who need to be in a location to do their job. Many members of the workforce, including restaurant staff, hotel employees, and those in the events industry saw their financial livelihoods devastated as the pandemic shut down parts of the economy.

On the other hand, we also saw the boom of “Zoom workers”—or knowledge workers who can conduct their work online. These workers typically work from anywhere. For these workers, the pandemic enabled them to move out of the city and work in more rural locations with natural beauty.


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I'm glad I helped. LOLGF'd. NBC Olympic ratings down big time.

Well, the Olympics television viewership ratings are in for NBC and, boy, are they ugly:

NBC’s primetime coverage of the Tokyo Olympics on July 26 averaged 14.7 million viewers -- for a 49% drop compared to the equivalent night from the 2016 Rio de Janeiro Games and 53% less than the 2012 London Olympics. The opening ceremonies saw their lowest viewership since 1988.

Fox News reports that the network is actually giving advertisers extra ad time just to make up for all the lost revenue.

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Do you want a Tesla Cybertruck? Don't hold your breath.

Tesla Cybertruck production delayed to 2022 - The electric pickup truck was first unveiled in 2019


While we are on the subject of Tesla. OUCH!!!

The last decade saw a proliferation of heart-warming stories where over-eager children bought expensive vehicles or toys using their parent's accounts on phones, tablets or using smart assistants like Alexa. Some of us have the opposite problem, dad-clicking our way into things we shouldn't. Dominic Preuss had this very issue recently, as his father-in-law charged over $14,000 to his credit card by accidentally purchasing the Full Self-Driving upgrade on his Tesla Model 3, reports CarScoops.

The precise charges came out to $14,186.25, for Autopilot and Full Self-Driving plus tax. It's a hefty sum no matter how you cut it. Writing on Twitter, Preuss notes "If you double click the shift panel twice and accidentally engage the auto-pilot in Model 3, Tesla will automatically charge you $14100 if you didn't previously purchase auto-pilot."

Moar automobile news. Just because you want something to happen doesn't mean it is going to happen.

Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026
And the EPA lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027.

This past Friday, the Biden administration delivered on its goal of updated fuel economy regulations with a set of proposals to replace the Trump Administration's SAFE rules. The Environmental Protection Agency targets an average fleet standard of 52 mpg come 2026. This proposal includes a 10% boost for the 2023 model year in fuel efficiency standards and 5% increases through 2026. It's a much larger jump than the Trump era's 1.5% increases, which would lead to an average fleet standard of 43.3 mpg by 2026. The latest regulations also go a touch further than the Obama administration's rules, originally in place through 2025.

This proposal also lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027, according to the EPA, "to speed the transition of the light-duty vehicle fleet toward a zero emissions future." The Biden administration and major automakers last Thursday announced a voluntary pact aiming to make 50% of all vehicles sold in the US by 2030 electric.


Please tell me where all of this renewable energy to make these fleets this efficient is coming from.

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President or dictator?


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I should be surprised by this. But, I'm not. Once again "private property rights" don't really matter to the judicial system. If this guy isn't the King of Dead Beats he's damn close to it.


America's 'most successful squatter', 52, who has lived in Long Island home without paying mortgage for 20 years claims he has COVID and tries to delay eviction AGAIN

Guramrit Hanspal, 52, has previously filed a number of lawsuits and bankruptcy documents to remain in the home he bought for $290,000 in 1998

Hanspal's latest lawyer William D. Friedman appeared before Judge William Hohauser in Nassau County Housing Court on Thursday

During the hearing, Friedman told the court that Hanspal is protected by eviction protection laws amid the coronavirus pandemic

Hanspal has signed COVID-19 Hardship Declaration forms that allege he suffered financial hardship because he was diagnosed with the coronavirus

Diamond Ridge Partners, which owns the home after it was previously forclosed on by Washington Mutual, has been trying to remove Hanspal

Jordan Katz, the company's lawyer, told the court that COVID protection doesn't apply in this case

He said that the protections apply to renters and 'a lease has never been provided' to Hanspal


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If you want to charge $28.00 for a beer, you have that right. Also, no one is forcing you at gun point to purchase that beer.

Criminal’ and ‘Absolutely Obscene’ Photo of $28 Beer on Menu at Airport Sparks Outrage
The internet went wild when Twitter user Cooper Lund posted a photo of an outlandishly priced Sam Adams Summer Ale Draught at LaGuardia Airport in New York

We really have become a nation of whiners.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 9 Aug 1995
Jerry Garcia guitarist and singer from the Grateful Dead died from a heart attack at the Serenity Knolls rehabilitation clinic in San Francisco aged 53. Garcia co-founded the New Riders of the Purple Sage and also released several solo albums. He was well known for his distinctive guitar playing and was ranked 13th in Rolling Stone's "100 Greatest Guitarist's of All Time" via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day:9 Aug 2007
Baltimore's mayor Sheila Dixon proclaimed today as the city's official Frank Zappa Day, citing Zappa's musical accomplishments as well as his defence of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. via thisdayinmusic.com


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What's the old saying, "Measure twice and cut once"? Someone didn't measure. Genius Award Winner.

Man arrested, charged after trees on Winnipeg median cut down during house move
Social Sharing

'I'm not going to just let it fade away into oblivion,' says city councillor

A number of trees on a Roblin Boulevard median in Winnipeg were cut down to make way for a house that was being moved.

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In sickness and in health. Hell, they aren't even married yet. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

After Covid and Cancer, Couple Finally Gets to Be Married – Thanks to Speedy Robotic Surgery

Paul Hutchinson is tying the knot with fiancée Lisa Bamforth at St. John’s church in Lancashire today following an innovative procedure performed at a Manchester cancer center, The Christie.

Thought to be the first of its kind in the UK, it allowed the groom diagnosed with testicular cancer to make it to the church—finally.

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1 Yo.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 09, 2021 08:59 PM (DTX3h)

2 St?

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative (YWBlw) at August 09, 2021 08:59 PM (YWBlw)

3 UTC Rulez!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Lay backand think of that sweet graft! ~ (hOUT3) at August 09, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

4 Bah.

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative (YWBlw) at August 09, 2021 08:59 PM (YWBlw)

5 Curses, foiled yet again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Lay backand think of that sweet graft! ~ (hOUT3) at August 09, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

6

Bonsoir, fappeurs & fappettes!

Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 09:00 PM (/ev0N)

7 Love Jerry. He changed the way I thought I about live music

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 09, 2021 09:00 PM (sJHOI)

8 Top 10

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:01 PM (8Tnce)

9 Yo

Hoe, hoe and an ONT

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 09, 2021 09:01 PM (N8//A)

10 Evening, Horde...How goes it? I watched The Wicker Man (1973) this evening (the one with Christopher Lee). The strange cult in that movie was not too different from the Covid Cultists among us right now. They would happily stuff us into a burning wicker man if they thought it would bring back the happy times before the COVIDs...

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 09, 2021 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

11 Curses, foiled yet again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Lay backand think of that sweet graft! ~ (hOUT3) at August 09, 2021 09:00 PM



I even done give y'all a fightin' chance... An' ya still done f*cked it up!

Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 09:02 PM (/ev0N)

12 good evening

Posted by: wing at August 09, 2021 09:04 PM (PlW9M)

13 I think this actually MUMR.

https://tinyurl.com/5eyysjwp

Probably should go read the content. Mishum sets such a nice table.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 09, 2021 09:04 PM (N8//A)

14 Please tell me where all of this renewable energy to make these fleets this efficient is coming from.

You must hate Mother Earf!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Lay backand think of that sweet graft! ~ (hOUT3) at August 09, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

15 Good evening morons and thank you mh

Let Phil sing!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2021 09:04 PM (EZebt)

16 I'm out. Luv the morons.

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 09:05 PM (VDqwV)

17 Wait. Jerry Garcia was 53? Fooker looked 80.

Not a GD fan, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

18 "Apparently they are woke when it comes to boobs."

From my cold dead hands.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 09:07 PM (ghoDT)

19 Anyone who calls a rock, a racial epithet spends a night in the box.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2021 09:07 PM (EZebt)

20 just in case you forgot, Erick Erickson thought Tump supporters in Jan 6th should have been "Shot down like dogs". And has never uttered one word of concern over Ashli Babbitt or the the Jan 6th tressspassers rotting in jail.

And he suppored Biden in 2020 and Hillary in 2016, and has been attacking Trump and everything he supports for 5 years.

But i supposed to give a damn because he takes a "Brave stand" about trannies, or is against Climate Change. Give me a Break!

Posted by: rcocean at August 09, 2021 09:08 PM (evE25)

21 Well, for what it's worth, I outlived Jerry.

*hoists glass of bourbon* Slainthe

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)

22 I even done give y'all a fightin' chance... An' ya still done f*cked it up!

Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 09:02 PM (/ev0N)


I must say I admire your weaselly words as you explain why I was ahead of you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Lay backand think of that sweet graft! ~ (hOUT3) at August 09, 2021 09:09 PM (hOUT3)

23 While travelling in Vaxxistan, we watched the olympics and holy fuck, they must be hurting if the AIDS pill commercials can afford 2 minute ads every other break. That's gotta make you change the channel.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at August 09, 2021 09:09 PM (ZZK0E)

24 Huntington Beach sure seems rife with extremism.

The patchwork of sane, American-mindset people in SoCal is odd. They're all over, but rarely concentrated. And of course hard to observe, as lying low is usually better strategery.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 09, 2021 09:09 PM (OTzUX)

25 Gorgeous picture up top, MH.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:09 PM (+lVUW)

26 coulda been a contenda

Posted by: Pikov Andropov (rt0xh) at August 09, 2021 09:09 PM (rt0xh)

27 Jerry has had comas before, this one just has not ended yet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2021 09:10 PM (EZebt)

28 Jerry outlived us. People will be listening to his music long after we're gone

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 09, 2021 09:10 PM (sJHOI)

29 I think good blow got Jerry. Used to think 53 was old.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:10 PM (+ya+t)

30 I've been getting weirdo text lately...solicitations.

Posted by: runner at August 09, 2021 09:10 PM (V13WU)

31 Pecos Bill will lasso an asteroid out the sky and haul it down here, and we'll have all the lithium and nickel to make them wonderful bat'ries.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (x8Wzq)

32 Well if the Dems manage to ram amnesty through, that should be darkly entertaining for a few hours.

The odds of a "bloodbath" for Dem incumbents will rise further.

And there'll be less than zero chance that such bloodbath will change anything about an amnesty.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (OTzUX)

33 What on earth is the right answer to "motivate your answer"? The answer given makes more sense than the task does.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (ghoDT)

34 10 Evening, Horde...How goes it? I watched The Wicker Man (1973) this evening (the one with Christopher Lee). The strange cult in that movie was not too different from the Covid Cultists among us right now. They would happily stuff us into a burning wicker man if they thought it would bring back the happy times before the COVIDs...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel



I saw that for the first time a few years ago. Even though I knew what the outcome would be, I still enjoyed that movie. A weird, creepy, little flick. Christopher Lee said it was his favorite movie to do.

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (QFVV9)

35 Wait. Jerry Garcia was 53? Fooker looked 80.

Not a GD fan, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

The band's dead and I'm grateful.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (VwHCD)

36 Minority students and white leftists have so much power at Universities they can get large rocks removed for being racist.

You can laugh at the dumbness. but it shows they are in complete control and can do anything. Like kick a student out of UCLA for attending the Jan 6th protest, while giving Antifa Rioters jobs in the Student union.

Posted by: rcocean at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (evE25)

37 Evening, Horde...How goes it? I watched The Wicker Man (1973) this evening (the one with Christopher Lee). The strange cult in that movie was not too different from the Covid Cultists among us right now. They would happily stuff us into a burning wicker man if they thought it would bring back the happy times before the COVIDs...
Posted by: Lord Squirrel


The Edward Woodward character was kind of a dick. Watched it again last year, after not seeing it for years.
Christopher Lee (in that movie) reminded me of my college academic advisor. And...he was a dick, too.
In the end, I thought the movie was kind of funny, in a really sick way.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (tjZg/)

38 Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 09:02 PM (/ev0N)

I must say I admire your weaselly words as you explain why I was ahead of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Lay backand think of that sweet graft! ~ (hOUT3) at August 09, 2021 09:09 PM (hOUT3)
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Neither of you nooded.
//smugly

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (EZebt)

39 Phone company must have been hacked.

Posted by: runner at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (V13WU)

40 Disconcerting.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:12 PM (+ya+t)

41 Horror movies are for Kids.

Posted by: rcocean at August 09, 2021 09:12 PM (evE25)

42 re: Erick Erickson, I can only conclude that he's already determined that he's not going to get a job at CNN, so WTH, might as well try to get back in the good graces of the right.

Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026

And I'm targeting the conquest of Sophie Marceau. Neither is going to happen.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2021 09:12 PM (ZsR3z)

43 Woman sues McDonald's after burger ad compelled her to break Lent fast: report

I haven't been to McD's in ages, but as I recall, the fishwiches are pretty good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)

44 Hiya, ONT!

Re: the $28 LGA beers... I'd normally agree with you, Mis Hum, but:

a) a fuckton of my taxpayer money is involved with LGA
b) there are all kinds of corrupt deals going on for who gets to sell food and beverages to a captive audience that isn't even allowed to bring a bottle of water past security
and
3) fuck 'em. $28 for a beer is ridiculous. So is the $14.50 for a bud light, with a mandatory 10% covid surcharge that I paid last time I was flying through LGA.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (UmVA6)

45 I like Tesla.

https://youtu.be/-2zwBRa0YhA

https://youtu.be/avAvkdYa3qM

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (QFVV9)

46 Evening, 'rons and 'ettes, and thanks as always to Cob Of The Day Mis Hum for bringing the content!

Also, Chicago's mayor is Groot!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (Agr8U)

47 You must hate Mother Earf!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Time to start spiking commies!

Posted by: Gaylord the birfday boy at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (TwW34)

48 Evenin' Horde!

I was in band in high school, and there was a room down the hall from the band room that we used as a practice room. Also happened that they stored the ID making equipment there, too. Friend of mine made himself a staff ID. Someone even made an ID for the Abe Lincoln statue that stood outside the band room.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (CAJOC)

49 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Lactation-related language is waaaay too woke.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (rwusL)

50 Neither of you nooded.
//smugly
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (EZebt

at 9:59/8:59/6:59 I don't think a nood is really necessary.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:14 PM (aA3+G)

51 Bit of good news, for a change. I visited with Galveston College's head of their Vocational Welding Program today. They're going to take on the fabrication of the next two luggage cages/barriers for the Ford Transit vans, after I trashed my left shoulder in the making of the prototype. We'll supply the materials, and they'll do the rest as a Class Project. Nominal donation to the program, of course. But nowhere near what a pro welder would charge.

So, I'll get it done, with no further wear n' tear to m'self. Anyway.. *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde! CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2021 09:14 PM (QzJWU)

52 A term was used in 1925. That's got to be gut wrenching. Imagine knowing that, and then trying to face the day.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 09, 2021 09:15 PM (/aiGx)

53 Neither of you nooded.
//smugly
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2021 09:11 PM (EZebt)


I wasn't here
The dog ate my keyboard
I've been sick
There was a traffic jam
I had a flat tire
My phone battery had not been recharged in three days...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

54 43 Woman sues McDonald's after burger ad compelled her to break Lent fast: report

I haven't been to McD's in ages, but as I recall, the fishwiches are pretty good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:12 PM (+lVUW)

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The McD's near me puts way too much tartar sauce on it, but otherwise, yes, they are good. McRibs are better, though. Patiently waiting for them to return.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 09, 2021 09:15 PM (CAJOC)

55 No nood is bad nood

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, carrying ZOMG variant at August 09, 2021 09:16 PM (sJHOI)

56 Please tell me where all of this renewable energy to make these fleets this efficient is coming from.

You must hate Mother Earf!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Lay backand think of that sweet graft! ~ (hOUT3) at August 09, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

Oh, it's all a big scam. Here's how it works: EPA sets CAFE standards. Ford knows they'll never hit them. So they buy, essentially carbon credits from Tesla, which, of course, has "zero" emissions.

Tesla makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year selling offsets to other car makers.

Oops, correction -- just googled it. They made $518 million in "regulatory credits" in the first quarter of this year alone.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:16 PM (UmVA6)

57 at 9:59/8:59/6:59 I don't think a nood is really necessary.
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Dammit, now I gotta buy a watch.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:16 PM (+ya+t)

58 I think good blow got Jerry. Used to think 53 was old.
Posted by: dartist


Yeah, coke probably killed Lowell George (Little Feat) and Jerry Garcia.
Bob Weir said that the band went through a phase when they did a lot of coke, in some interview I heard years ago.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at August 09, 2021 09:16 PM (tjZg/)

59 44 Hiya, ONT!

Re: the $28 LGA beers... I'd normally agree with you, Mis Hum, but:

a) a fuckton of my taxpayer money is involved with LGA
b) there are all kinds of corrupt deals going on for who gets to sell food and beverages to a captive audience that isn't even allowed to bring a bottle of water past security
and
3) fuck 'em. $28 for a beer is ridiculous. So is the $14.50 for a bud light, with a mandatory 10% covid surcharge that I paid last time I was flying through LGA.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (UmVA6)

Hello Harry, nice to see you stop by.

I appreciate your point of view. We will agree to disagree. But, that's what makes the AoS go round.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)

60 Please tell me where all of this renewable energy to make these fleets this efficient is coming from.

I mean, how much power does a fleet of bicycles require?

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2021 09:17 PM (ZsR3z)

61 Gah! Shitmidas sock fail.

Erick "Eric" Erickson can go eat a bag of erections, er, dicks

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 09:17 PM (TwW34)

62 Please tell me where all of this renewable energy to make these fleets this efficient is coming from

It is easy. There will far fewer people.

One theory to explain all of the policies: Enrich China and China's interests. China is the source for pretty much most of the renewables, the addictive behavioral drugs kids are being put on, and the vast bulk of the West's supply chain. By killing the petroleum industry, the West is further dependent on China for plastics, medicines, fertilizers and other products.

So China wins without war by simply laying siege to the West by denying goods at a critical time.

The other view is that the Davos crowd are going to kill billions of people with mRNA complications. That is why no new power plants, refineries or any real infrastructure. The power they are allowing to be built is to be largely unattended power sources. The policies are geared towards a world with fewer than a billion people.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 09:17 PM (+LCoQ)

63 Time to start spiking commies!
Posted by: Gaylord the birfday boy at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (TwW34)


Can we auction off chainsaw privileges?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

64 Any time the Grateful Dead come up, I think of the MST3K sketch.

https://youtu.be/RhcEXk_pJ9c?t=30

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 09, 2021 09:18 PM (DTX3h)

65 No nood is bad nood
-------
Gary is that you?

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:18 PM (+ya+t)

66 Hello Harry, nice to see you stop by.

I appreciate your point of view. We will agree to disagree. But, that's what makes the AoS go round.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)

Good to see you too! And I'm being a bit contrarian. But I feel the same way about $15 beers at baseball games. I'm sorry, who paid for this stadium? Oh, that's right, my taxpayer dollars did. Stop scamming me!

But I still pay the $15.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:18 PM (UmVA6)

67 I mean, how much power does a fleet of bicycles require?
Posted by: pep



Heh, cute, you think they're gonna let us have bikes.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (KPEbq)

68 Good evening, all. Is anyone taking the horse ivermectin as a prophylactic? If so, any tips on dosage?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (nWxPx)

69 It wasn't just coke that did in Jerry Garcia. He seemed to use quite the variety of drugs. He died at age 53 and he looked way older than that. Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (QFVV9)

70  A term was used in 1925. That's got to be gut wrenching. Imagine knowing that, and then trying to face the day.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

*hums MASH theme song*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (TwW34)

71 Any time the Grateful Dead come up, I think of the MST3K sketch.

https://youtu.be/RhcEXk_pJ9c?t=30
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 09, 2021 09:18 PM (DTX3h)

Heh. me too. 'Twas just thinking about it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)

72 I hope the Biden Regime is as incompetent at everything else like they are at fuel economy regulations.
I'm working on a 2023 model year car and no way we are getting 10 percent more fuel economy on that.

Posted by: clutch at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (9UmRs)

73 Lactation lounge?
To the end of the hall, last door on the right.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:20 PM (nlbjl)

74 72 I hope the Biden Regime is as incompetent at everything else like they are at fuel economy regulations.
I'm working on a 2023 model year car and no way we are getting 10 percent more fuel economy on that.
Posted by: clutch at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (9UmRs)


Obviously you didn't get the memo from the magic fucking wand they are waiving.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)

75 65 No nood is bad nood
-------
Gary is that you?
Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:18 PM (+ya+t)

------------------

Gary G'Nood? That's not the Great Space Coaster I remember!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 09, 2021 09:21 PM (CAJOC)

76 Listening to somebody on the radio today talking about the lefty usurpation of language. Neither Milady nor I can remember the first example he gave (only that they've been saying it a lot, whatever it is), but his other example was "humanitarian."

We larfed. If you knew the misanthropic humanitarian we know...!

Hidelee hoho, overnighties.

Do you suppose there's content? Let me check...

BBL

Posted by: mindful webworker's home again at August 09, 2021 09:21 PM (/Fvo6)

77 *hums MASH theme song*

This is always good advice, and I know the lyrics, but I don't understand the relevance here.

*through early morning fog I see....*

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2021 09:21 PM (ZsR3z)

78 Well, the Olympics television viewership ratings are in for NBC and, boy, are they ugly

Now, let's see the money for sponsorship of athletes dry up, then maybe women soccer players will get it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:21 PM (+lVUW)

79 Woman sues McDonald's after burger ad compelled her to break Lent fast

The power of the Big Mac compels you!

Is it called a Bolshoi Mac in Russia?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (AiZBA)

80 Heh, cute, you think they're gonna let us have bikes.

Bicycles are pretty scarce right now.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (+LCoQ)

81 Lactation lounge?
To the end of the hall, last door on the right.
------------
Be mindful of the hotdogs flying by.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (+ya+t)

82 . I'm sorry, who paid for this stadium? Oh, that's right, my taxpayer dollars did. Stop scamming me!

But I still pay the $15.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Now do college sports.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (KPEbq)

83 Holy cow what an ONT.

It took me 22 minutes to get through the content!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

84  "*hums MASH theme song*
This is always good advice, and I know the lyrics, but I don't understand the relevance here"

The poor triggered snowflakes always have the hemlock option...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (TwW34)

85 Now, let's see the money for sponsorship of athletes dry up, then maybe women soccer players will get it.

You wouldn't think "don't be an a***ole" would require further explanation.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (ZsR3z)

86 Good evening, all. Is anyone taking the horse ivermectin as a prophylactic? If so, any tips on dosage?
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (nWxPx)

Nope. Doing what I always do: rely on my rather robust immune system. Last time I got sick was the 'rona (late Feb, early March 2020). Before that I got a wicked bad summer old right when I was goin on vacation (201. The 2018 summer cold was worse.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)

87 Answer status = Motivated!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (HaL55)

88 Good evening, all. Is anyone taking the horse ivermectin as a prophylactic? If so, any tips on dosage?
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 09, 2021 09:19 PM (nWxPx)


I think I heard that it is weight based so you scale it appropriately; however, DaughterH said there is species specific metabolism mechanism at play so best to be very cautious. Her example was that her 70 pound French Poodle and her 1000 pound horse were on the exact same med, but the poodle got a whole tablet while the horse got half a tablet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

89 >>>76 Do you suppose there's content? Let me check...



There might be an article or two.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (aA3+G)

90
'
Nood? Shit... The ONT comes prett'near the same time every goddamn day' -- only a dagblame retard without a clock would need a feggityassed 'nood'! Same with the Art Thread...

Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (R9CQE)

91 The poor triggered snowflakes always have the hemlock option...


Ah.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2021 09:24 PM (ZsR3z)

92 I wasn't here
The dog ate my keyboard
I've been sick
There was a traffic jam
I had a flat tire
My phone battery had not been recharged in three days...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

==
==

And now I want to watch The Blues Brothers

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 09, 2021 09:24 PM (8AONa)

93 49 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Lactation-related language is waaaay too woke.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (rwusL)


One can only hope that this obscene bullshit is minting new conservatives.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 09:25 PM (TdMsT)

94 It took me 22 minutes to get through the content!
Posted by: Ladyl


I know right? It's like mom cooked meals, ya feel bad if you don't eat it all.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:25 PM (KPEbq)

95 I kind of hate the MASH song.

Suicide most assuredly is not painless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

96 83 Holy cow what an ONT.

It took me 22 minutes to get through the content!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

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That's a surprisingly rookie mistake for a veteran of the blog!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 09, 2021 09:26 PM (CAJOC)

97 no 'are you sure' question on the Tesla?

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 09, 2021 09:27 PM (+I6Y/)

98 95 Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

https://youtu.be/QYpolIvkcNQ

Partner assisted suicide like Jonestown probably was.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)

99 Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

It is a hard slog through all the magnificent content tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 09:27 PM (hOUT3)

100 I'm working on a 2023 model year car and no way we are getting 10 percent more fuel economy on that.

Posted by: clutch

=====

They know it. You know it. They know you know. That's all part of the kink - forcing you to try. Onward, Comrades!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 09, 2021 09:27 PM (8AONa)

101 "If climate change is settled science, biological sex is even more settled"

They are breaking society ... the Mississippi has low water up north as they had some drought, but not once past the middle of Iowa or so. So I watched some video on that ... about every other sentence the guy is saying "probably caused by climate change".

That "Mass Psychosis" video from today suggests ... "they are doing it to us intentionally". Crisis, isolation, repeat the lies constantly, threaten, break things ... evil fluckers.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2021 09:27 PM (Cus5s)

102 83 Holy cow what an ONT.

It took me 22 minutes to get through the content!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 09:22 PM (TdMsT)

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That's a surprisingly rookie mistake for a veteran of the blog!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 09, 2021 09:26 PM (CAJOC)
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Exactly! Everyone knows you say "Hello!" first, THEN go back and read the content!

Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 09, 2021 09:28 PM (K5n5d)

103 Dammit, now I gotta buy a watch.

"Hey honkie, wanna buy a watch? 'Cause if you had a watch, you'd know it's nighttime. And nighttime ain't no time to be in this part of town."
/Cheech ampersand Chong

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 09:28 PM (HaL55)

104 Howdy Hordelings! Greetings Mis Hum! Ain't even gonna lie -- zero content read. Just happy to be here!

*ponders the effort Mis Hum puts in for us*

*returns to content*

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)

105 88 Blogger Ann Barnhardt has Ivermectin info, including dosages, under her menu on her main page.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (8Tnce)

106 Level 4: Do Not Travel" due to "crime, terrorism, civil unrest, kidnapping, armed conflict and COVID-19


Taliban 'executed 900 people in six weeks including police, village elders and a comedian' as the Islamists overran Kandahar province
_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (nlbjl)

107 104 Howdy Hordelings! Greetings Mis Hum! Ain't even gonna lie -- zero content read. Just happy to be here!

*ponders the effort Mis Hum puts in for us*

*returns to content*
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 09:28 PM (mZUr4)


No need to suck up there Doof.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)

108 Exactly! Everyone knows you say "Hello!" first, THEN go back and read the content!
Posted by: Lord Squirrel at August 09, 2021 09:28 PM (K5n5d)['/i]

Except some of us say "Oh, hell, that damn Zettai beat me again!


But not tonight;-)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

109 Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026 And the EPA lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027.

While at the same time they keep piling on the required safety equipment (more weight), reducing the energy content of fuel (more ethanol), and decreasing allowable emissions (tuning for clean air, not more efficiency)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (+LCoQ)

110 Lactation-related language is waaaay too woke.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (rwusL)

One can only hope that this obscene bullshit is minting new conservatives.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 09:25 PM (TdMsT)
* * * *
From your lips to God's ears! I hope so too.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (rwusL)

111 Kurt Schlicter:
For too long red state conservatives have offered to live and let live with blue state liberals but the blues are evangelical Marxists who cannot allow us to provide a counter example of freedom. 1/
So, no more. We must, by any means necessary, force them to be like us. No quarter. No compromise. 2/
Ban CRT, Marxism and anti-American misinformation. Nationalize big tech and academia and mandate conservatism as their operational ideology. Ban leftist media and entertainment from spreading misinformation.3/
Penalize barren, non-familial lifestyles through taxes and disqualification from political participation. Establish property and military service qualifications for voting. Increase America's carbon footprint. Ban masks. Dismantle unions.n4/
Use the law to ensure blue submission. Imprison dissenters. Force them to act against their deepest beliefs to keep their jobs. End all social programs and deport all illegals. Outlaw crime again. 5/
Seems kind of harsh. But hey, isn't this the flip side of what they want to do to us? So I'm unclear why they would object that it's wrong. 6/
They started it. 7/

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (ybIRR)

112 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

113 Taliban 'executed 900 people in six weeks including police, village elders and a comedian' as the Islamists overran Kandahar province
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard

Red rover, red rover, send Jimmy Kimmel over!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (TwW34)

114 Hey Doof! Thank you for having great taste in music, and for sharing that here.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (8Tnce)

115

I want me some of that ivermectin what they use on cattle what AOP was tellin' us about the other night... It's got solvents and shit in it an' ya can pour right on your skin or take a bath in it to get it inside ya!

Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (R9CQE)

116 Obviously you didn't get the memo from the magic fucking wand they are waiving.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:21 PM (aA3+G)

Yeah well my company has come out with a few statements on how hard we are supposed to be supporting the regime's goals.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna take the retirement package this fall.

Posted by: clutch at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (9UmRs)

117 Taliban 'executed 900 people in six weeks including police, village elders and a comedian' as the Islamists overran Kandahar province
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (nlbjl)


Alas poor Muhammed. I knew him well. A man of infinite jest.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (AiZBA)

118 Level 4: Do Not Travel" due to "crime, terrorism, civil unrest, kidnapping, armed conflict and COVID-19


Taliban 'executed 900 people in six weeks including police, village elders and a comedian' as the Islamists overran Kandahar province
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard



Wait, we talking Seattle, Portland or Chicago?

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (KPEbq)

119 113 Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (TwW34)

I am about to spend a few weeks in scenic Torbia.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (Lzpvj)

120 No need to suck up there Doof.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)


You mean I have been wasting my time here for YEARS?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

121 Good evening y'all!

Colorado Morondezvous
Saturday August 21st
6:30pm til......
Central Denver (not downtown)

You don't want to miss special guests! Registration is only open until the 13th

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 09, 2021 09:32 PM (/UQ/R)

122 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 09:32 PM (mD/uy)

123 113 Taliban 'executed 900 people in six weeks including police, village elders and a comedian' as the Islamists overran Kandahar province
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard

Red rover, red rover, send Jimmy Kimmel over!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (TwW34)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:33 PM (aA3+G)

124 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?


The wife and I learned a new move in the rhumba. Life is good.

Posted by: pep at August 09, 2021 09:33 PM (ZsR3z)

125 No need to suck up there Doof.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)

Well now that I see the convergence of my birthplace of Baltimore and Frank Zappa above, it seems I picked a good night to suck up.

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 09:33 PM (mZUr4)

126 112 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

------------------------

*sighs, and tosses Nobel prize and personal note of thanks from the Dalai Lama into the trash*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 09, 2021 09:33 PM (CAJOC)

127 They had the Olympics on at the gym causing me to remember why I don't watch them.

The Olympic events I like they either don't show to completion or not at all. And they never Shut Up.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:34 PM (nlbjl)

128 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Set up a nice little brunch date, in spite of a certain nurse from Seattle...(hugs and a big ole smiley face)

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:34 PM (KPEbq)

129 125 No need to suck up there Doof.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:29 PM (aA3+G)

Well now that I see the convergence of my birthplace of Baltimore and Frank Zappa above, it seems I picked a good night to suck up.
Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 09:33 PM (mZUr4)

Well played Sir.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:34 PM (aA3+G)

130 ..Partner assisted suicide like Jonestown probably was. Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)

To the contrary; a reading of such as has been written by the various .mil detachment which were deployed in the corpse recovery mission, evinces otherwise.

They wrote of the horribly contorted, pain and fear wracked faces, frozen in the throes of horrible, painful deaths. Cyanide is always a painful death, no matter how fast the "kick", as one's very tissues being denied the influx of new oxygen causes a terrible cascade of physical events that any coroner would vouch as being tortuous in the extreme. But, no one is able to describe the agony, as they convulse their last and the foam cakes their lips.

The "going to sleep" of the typical opiate death is likely about as gentle as it gets. And I hope to experience neither, actually. My plan is to be shot to death by some hotties jealous husband as I'm boinking away, celebrating my 86th birthday. I mean, if you're gonna be "86d", why not make it a milestone to remember? (if only for a muzzle-flash in time).

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2021 09:34 PM (QzJWU)

131 While at the same time they keep piling on the required safety equipment (more weight), reducing the energy content of fuel (more ethanol), and decreasing allowable emissions (tuning for clean air, not more efficiency)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (+LCoQ)

That safety equipment also adds a lot of cost, and I'm not sure how much additional safety back up cams and non protruding bumpers and hood crumple zones really give us.

I mean are a lot of people really accidentally running people over with there cars? Has anyone tracked these safety improvements to see if they actually result in fewer pedestrian deaths? Is there even a good way to track that?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:34 PM (UmVA6)

132 "Hey honkie, wanna buy a watch?
--------------
What if I identify as Tricolored?

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (+ya+t)

133 I cannot even imagine what the Taliban are going to do to us on 9/11.

Posted by: pj at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (G1dq6)

134 Good to see you too! And I'm being a bit contrarian. But I feel the same way about $15 beers at baseball games. I'm sorry, who paid for this stadium? Oh, that's right, my taxpayer dollars did. Stop scamming me!

But I still pay the $15.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Carry a purse, you can sneak in your own. Or have they wised up and started checking purses for contraband?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (+lVUW)

135 The Olympic events I like they either don't show to completion or not at all. And they never Shut Up.
Posted by: Braenyard

I watched the Olympics every day. Lots. And not once was the volume on. Makes all the difference.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (U2p+3)

136 The Olympic events I like they either don't show to completion or not at all. And they never Shut Up.
Posted by: Braenyard

My favorite shit coverage this year was for one of the pistol events. They showed the competitors taking the shot and not once did they show the targets they were aiming for.

Gripping TV!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (mD/uy)

137 The Olympic events I like they either don't show to completion or not at all. And they never Shut Up.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:34 PM (nlbjl)


"Handball and beach volleyball are everyone's favorites. Lets give them what they want... forever... with a boot"
--NBC

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 09, 2021 09:36 PM (AiZBA)

138 Hi everyone! I couldn't figure out the temperature at the AC/DC concert - covered in sweat but all wearing long sleaves or long pants? What was going on?

Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2021 09:36 PM (6lKe4)

139 I mean are a lot of people really accidentally running people over with there cars? Has anyone tracked these safety improvements to see if they actually result in fewer pedestrian deaths? Is there even a good way to track that?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Hey, we got tire pressure sensors cause people were too lazy/stupid to check.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:37 PM (KPEbq)

140 You don't want to miss special guests!


***shifty eyes***

Posted by: Bert G at August 09, 2021 09:37 PM (ngead)

141 Carry a purse, you can sneak in your own. Or have they wised up and started checking purses for contraband?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (+lVUW)

Sort of. You have to let them search your bags, and you walk through a metal detector, and they wand you.

That said, I've never been stopped, and I always walk through with my phone and keys and stuff in my pockets. Just security theater. I doubt they're really searching bags too thoroughly either.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:37 PM (UmVA6)

142 Please tell me where all of this renewable energy to make these fleets this efficient is coming from.

Coal
Natural Gas

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:37 PM (nlbjl)

143 *sighs, and tosses Nobel prize and personal note of thanks from the Dalai Lama into the trash*
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 09, 2021 09:33 PM (CAJOC)


So you got that goin' for you ... which is nice. Gunga galunga

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy Agr8U at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Agr8U)

144 a) a fuckton of my taxpayer money is involved with LGA

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (UmVA6)

I appreciate your point of view. We will agree to disagree. But, that's what makes the AoS go round.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 09:17 PM (aA3+G)

I agree with that one point by Harry...these are quasi-government installations, paid for by the taxpayer. And the taxpayer shouldn't have to foot the bill as if it were a private enterprise!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Q9lwr)

145 That safety equipment also adds a lot of cost, and I'm not sure how much additional safety back up cams and non protruding bumpers and hood crumple zones really give us.

Crumple zones more than likely saved TGFS's BIL last week: he was hit head on then rear-ended by the car behind him. Pretty lucky to be alive and few internal injuries.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (HaL55)

146 130 Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2021 09:34 PM (QzJWU)

Like a decent human Jim you are empathizing with the dead victims, I was explaining that Jones as "the assisting partner" did not feel the pain so much.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)

147 Hey, we got tire pressure sensors cause people were too lazy/stupid to check.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:37 PM (KPEbq)

Yes, I love that feature. Battery dies in the sensor? Oops, gotta take the tire off the rim to replace the battery. Want to put your snow tires on separate rims? Good fucking luck with that, buddy. Gotta buy 4 new sensors, and get them reprogrammed a few times a year.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (UmVA6)

148 Finally got in one of the Great Wall Hobby TBD-1 Devastator kits in 1/48 scale. This is a re-boxing with a different box top framing the art of the VT-8 planes at Midway. Decals in kit match the art for two planes - Gay and Waldron*.

A depth charge and two 500lb bombs are included with the expected torpedo. Oddly the bomb racks to make a TBD level bomber are missing from the underside of the wing center.

Oddly the instructions for kit L4807 are a mess. Prominent of the first page is the Battle of Midway art. But above this one reads 'VT-6 At Wake Island 1942.' Huh? It gets more odd further in. Step 7 tells you the model builder to install part C5 to make the level bomber. But Step 9 shows the torpedo being assembled and installed in the torpedo cradle C24 which is shown already installed in the illustration.

*The fuselage in the kit is of the original TBD production run which means little windows at the pilot's feet and the doors covering the bombardier's position have three arms per door. The planes Gay and Waldron flew were from the later attrition production run and thus lack the windows and the doors are slightly redesigned with only two arms per door.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:39 PM (81pbH)

149 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

Got through my day, got some work done. I pray and worry every day for my Mom and Dad. I am going back to Montana in a couple of weeks to help. The details are seriously complicated, but I am not sure I can be there for 6 to 8 weeks. Fortunately wife and I, and our sons can help Mom financially with in-home nursing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:39 PM (x8Wzq)

150 Hey Doof! Thank you for having great taste in music, and for sharing that here.
Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:31 PM (8Tnce)

Howdy Double C! Appreciate the kind words. Good to know some folks enjoy the stuff I share here.

Tonight I'll share a Kenny Chesney song with some great lyrics about being thankful. "I'm Alive" (with Dave Matthews).
https://youtu.be/WLgLfD3wElQ

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 09:39 PM (mZUr4)

151 130 As I've heard it, the only options were get shot or drink the punch.

They had armed teams forcing people to drink. They gunned down the runners and refusers.

Jim Jones was a communist. The Christian minister / ministry angle was cover.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:40 PM (8Tnce)

152 141 Carry a purse, you can sneak in your own. Or have they wised up and started checking purses for contraband?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (+lVUW)

Sort of. You have to let them search your bags, and you walk through a metal detector, and they wand you.

That said, I've never been stopped, and I always walk through with my phone and keys and stuff in my pockets. Just security theater. I doubt they're really searching bags too thoroughly either.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

I have a soft, plastic 5oz flask I fill with Irish and stick in my bra.

Never fails.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:40 PM (U2p+3)

153 I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

Impressive! Let's all chip in for a 90 minute massage for Nurse Ratched to celebrate her firsts!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2021 09:40 PM (Q9lwr)

154 Jordan Katz, the company's lawyer, told the court that COVID protection doesn't apply in this case

Don't risk your money. Have the safety of a bond and the return of the stock market.
Become a landlord.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:40 PM (nlbjl)

155 151 Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:40 PM (8Tnce)

If he could have held on a few more decades he would have won.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:41 PM (Lzpvj)

156 That safety equipment also adds a lot of cost, and I'm not sure how much additional safety back up cams and non protruding bumpers and hood crumple zones really give us.

And to squeeze out more efficiency they have to look at installing heavy batteries and motors for hybrids, then put on skinny tires for less rolling resistance. Those two additional tricks make it harder on the roads which increases wear and tear that results in worsening roadways and higher taxes to repair roads (and pay off unions).

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 09:41 PM (+LCoQ)

157 Crumple zones more than likely saved TGFS's BIL last week: he was hit head on then rear-ended by the car behind him. Pretty lucky to be alive and few internal injuries.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (HaL55)

No, I don't mean the crumple zones designed to protect the occupants. There was a big panic about pedestrians being hit by cars in the '80s or '90s so they redesigned the entire front ends of cars so that the person doesn't get their legs broken by a protruding front bumper, hit the hood which has no give because theres an engine right there, then roll over the roof of the car and SPLAT on the road.

Instead, cars are now designed where theres no protruding bumpers, and supposedly enough give in the hood (gap between the hood and the engine), that the hood is suppose to crumple, absorb a bunch of energy and the victim is supposed to roll off the car to the side. Or something.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:41 PM (UmVA6)

158
Nope. Doing what I always do: rely on my rather robust immune system. Last time I got sick was the 'rona (late Feb, early March 2020). Before that I got a wicked bad summer old right when I was goin on vacation (201. The 2018 summer cold was worse.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)

Thanks. Also on a hi-vit regimen and have a pretty good immune system but have a tube of the horse stuff just in case.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 09, 2021 09:42 PM (nWxPx)

159 Bless you, Pug.

Anyone heard from Slap recently?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3)

160 Jim Jones told his followers to force the poison brew down their children's throats even as it burned.

Jim Jones is evil incarnate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:42 PM (81pbH)

161 160 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:42 PM (81pbH)

"San Francisco values" for the win.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:43 PM (Lzpvj)

162 Anyone heard from Slap recently?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:42 PM (U2p+3)

I haven't. But I am not always around in the evening.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)

163 Zhao Bai-Dan is our Co-Mandarin-Chief.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2021 09:44 PM (vOGqy)

164 Yes, I love that feature. Battery dies in the sensor? Oops, gotta take the tire off the rim to replace the battery. Want to put your snow tires on separate rims? Good fucking luck with that, buddy. Gotta buy 4 new sensors, and get them reprogrammed a few times a year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I am not saying buy some 450 psi pipe. Don't take a six inch piece of it, don't cap both ends and put a valve in. Do not place all the sensors in said pipe and air it up to tire pressure for vehicle. Do not place in trunk or glove box where vehicle can sense.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:44 PM (KPEbq)

165 Impressive! Let's all chip in for a 90 minute massage for Nurse Ratched to celebrate her firsts!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*sticks thumbs in ears*
*waggles fingers*
*sticks out tongue*
Ppppffffttt

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:44 PM (U2p+3)

166 Barnhardt.biz for info on ivermectin. Plus there is dosage info with the stuff.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at August 09, 2021 09:45 PM (YynYJ)

167 Don't buy the hype from KTLA - there is ZERO correlation between highway deaths and speed.

People do not have fatal car crashes due to excessive speed. Only time speed is a factor is when the driver also happens to be drunk.

Wanna blame the pAnDeMiC for that ? Sure, I'll buy that.

Posted by: deadrody at August 09, 2021 09:45 PM (/jrmI)

168 Communism has more lives than Jason in the "Friday the 13th" franchise.

It's one of Hell's favorite ideologies.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:46 PM (8Tnce)

169 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (U2p+3)


Woke. Showered. Petted the chickens, slopped the cats. Worked 7-4. Went to the gym. Ran a bit. Had a little disagreement about the allowed practices in the skyclad sun salutation room that they insist on calling the "lobby". Showered again. Ran errands. Gonna go to bed shortly.

Same tomorrow, but also taking the trash out.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 09:46 PM (ghoDT)

170 155 Prior comment replying to you, Sven.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:47 PM (8Tnce)

171 I need a miracle everyday.

I got into the Dead in college. Saw them about 7 times from 86 to 90 or so, only 1 bad show. Sum total of all the drugs i did at all the shows: 1 beer.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n/FKWJm) at August 09, 2021 09:47 PM (KAi1n)

172 Impressive! Let's all chip in for a 90 minute massage for Nurse Ratched to celebrate her firsts!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yer kinda mean CBD.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 09, 2021 09:47 PM (N8//A)

173 Got through my day, got some work done. I pray and worry every day for my Mom and Dad. I am going back to Montana in a couple of weeks to help. The details are seriously complicated, but I am not sure I can be there for 6 to 8 weeks. Fortunately wife and I, and our sons can help Mom financially with in-home nursing.
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Jeez, I'm sorry to hear that. Don't sacrifice your own health.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:47 PM (+ya+t)

174 Zhao Bai-Dan is our Co-Mandarin-Chief.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2021 09:44 PM



*golf clap...

Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 09:47 PM (ymfLu)

175 @24 Huntington Beach sure seems rife with extremism.

The patchwork of sane, American-mindset people in SoCal is odd. They're all over, but rarely concentrated. And of course hard to observe, as lying low is usually better strategery.

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Saw a (not keyed) pickup last week on the way home from work that had three different conservative bumper stickers on the back of it (at least two of which were blatantly pro-Trump; I can't remember what the third was). It'll catch you off guard and surprise you in positive ways sometimes.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 09:47 PM (PTw5h)

176 And nice job selecting a Jerry Garcia Band COVER song for the musical selection on the day of his passing. Maybe you could piss on his grave while you're at it.

Try a Grateful Dead original, of which there are literally THOUSANDS of exceptional live recordings.

Posted by: deadrody at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (/jrmI)

177 Jim Jones is evil incarnate.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The same one that is Jimmy Carter's friend?

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (VDqwV)

178 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.

What did you accomplish?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:30 PM (U2p+3)

Nice! Only 10 more and you might tie Sponge

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (mZUr4)

179 Instead, cars are now designed where theres no protruding bumpers, and supposedly enough give in the hood (gap between the hood and the engine), that the hood is suppose to crumple, absorb a bunch of energy and the victim is supposed to roll off the car to the side. Or something.

Oh, you mean "Andy and Brandy Tifa" crumple zones? I did not know that.

Did they also mandate that doors were to be high enough to come up to the occupant's shoulders? I started seeing that on the new pony cars a few years ago. The Camaros looked like they chopped the top, but the styling wasn't quite as noticeable on the others but still looked as though that was the case.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (HaL55)

180 Communism has more lives than Jason in the "Friday the 13th" franchise.

It's one of Hell's favorite ideologies.


I call it "The Devil's Groundhog Day". Each iteration Ol Scratch removes what doesn't work, tries things that might work, and improves other techniques until he "beds the girl". I'm not sure what that is - maybe create an environment that God Himself says - "OK, I have had enough" and burns the whole thing down.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (+LCoQ)

181 {{{Nurse}}}

What were your firsts?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

182 I am not saying buy some 450 psi pipe. Don't take a six inch piece of it, don't cap both ends and put a valve in. Do not place all the sensors in said pipe and air it up to tire pressure for vehicle. Do not place in trunk or glove box where vehicle can sense.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:44 PM (KPEbq)

Sigh. Seems like a lot of work for a solution in search of a problem. I'd much rather just not have the sensors.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (UmVA6)

183 Wuddup

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:49 PM (YglAn)

184 And nice job selecting a Jerry Garcia Band COVER song for the musical selection on the day of his passing. Maybe you could piss on his grave while you're at it.

Try a Grateful Dead original, of which there are literally THOUSANDS of exceptional live recordings.
Posted by: deadrody at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (/jrmI)

Dude -- WTF?!?!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (mZUr4)

185 Wuddup
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:49 PM (YglAn)


Hey, how's things?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (ghoDT)

186 Did they also mandate that doors were to be high enough to come up to the occupant's shoulders? I started seeing that on the new pony cars a few years ago. The Camaros looked like they chopped the top, but the styling wasn't quite as noticeable on the others but still looked as though that was the case.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (HaL55)

I don't know, to be honest. I'd look at Tesla's and see what they have to do to be street legal, since Musk is the one who is bitching most loudly about this kind of stuff. Like "I could make the car much more efficient / fast / stylish / whatever but the GOVERNMENT has these ridiculous mandates..."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (UmVA6)

187 170 Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:47 PM (8Tnce)

Yeah, it is a demonic perennial.

Asshole politicians use it to buy the masses with other people's lives....

losers use it to get something for nothing.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (Lzpvj)

188 Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026
And the EPA lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027.


We're all going to be riding Vespas and wearing Crocs.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (9Fwwf)

189 How much time do we have to enjoy this smart military blog before the feds and their tech minions shut it down citing misinformation?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at August 09, 2021 09:51 PM (ehNgg)

190 Hey everybody. Hey ONT.

Sorry but gotta ask, WTF does "motivate your answer" mean? Is this ONT motivated enough?

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

191 177 Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (VDqwV)

Like John Wayne Gacy...

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:51 PM (Lzpvj)

192 Sigh. Seems like a lot of work for a solution in search of a problem. I'd much rather just not have the sensors.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Can't one simply put up the 'low tire pressure' icon always being illuminated? Mine have never worked properly. Don't care - I just ensure the tires are inflated properly every month. Or am I misunderstanding the problem?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 09:51 PM (mD/uy)

193 @167 Don't buy the hype from KTLA - there is ZERO correlation between highway deaths and speed.


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Well, before you can die while driving at high speed in the region that KTLA serves (i.e. Los Angeles County), first you'd have to find a place where the traffic was light enough to actually speed...

I kid, but only to an extent. Everyone speeds in LA when they can. But driving significantly faster than the speed limit for an extended period of time is difficult (even if the CHiPs don't spot you) because you'll get caught at the back of a pack of cars and be forced to slow down until the traffic thins out.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (PTw5h)

194 Jim Jones is evil incarnate.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The same one that is Jimmy Carter's friend?
Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (VDqwV)

Too lazy to bingle it, but Jim Jones was less a "religious leader" and far more a Leftist fucknut. He had his pic taken with some very interesting people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)

195 What does motivate your answer mean in thdd we first place?

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (2DOZq)

196 188 Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026
And the EPA lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027.

We're all going to be riding Vespas and wearing Crocs.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (9Fwwf)

No, we'll still be driving F150's. They'll just be more expensive, since Ford has to subsidize Tesla by buying "regulatory offsets" to stay in compliance with CAFE standards.

So, in other words, middle class SUV / Truck drivers get to subsidize rich Tesla drivers.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (UmVA6)

197 Sven

That is evil - what if Jim Jones and John Wayne Gacy were beer buddies?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (81pbH)

198 DINGER!

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (XHhHI)

199 Anna:

the more I read about the 1970s, the more surprised I am that humanity survived it. (Similar to the 1930s.)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Hi Ladyl!

Day threads. I'm so proud because if I hadn't been scrolling on my phone for a lot of the day, I would have told off half of my patients for their stupid comments about covid and masks and one guy was going off about all the maskless idiots at Sturgis. I wanted to say, "oh, like the maskless idiots at oblamo's birthday party?"

Had to walk away. Many many many comments all day.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)

201 Had waaaaaay too much fun on my first stream tonight. I played a female-protagonist dating sim that was trying to be Law and Order in Montreal, and failing at it. "Mademoiselle Larose, you need to pick up the slack of others!" "Um.... okay." Oh, and there was a "stress" mechanic that was nigh-impossible to lower and increased your chances of screwing things up. Pooky couldn't stop laughing at my commentary. "Of course I have 'dim curiosity,' I'm a total dimwit!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, cursed by the copy room gods at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (XKZwp)

202 Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (ghoDT)

Eh. Been better. Family is healthy as am I so I am 100% blessed for that but mentally and financially? Whole different story. This accelerated march towards being rounded up into camps and having a few big unexpected expenditures really has my head spinning

You?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (YglAn)

203 And nice job selecting a Jerry Garcia Band COVER song for the musical selection on the day of his passing. Maybe you could piss on his grave while you're at it.

Try a Grateful Dead original, of which there are literally THOUSANDS of exceptional live recordings.
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Maybe try and get the money back you paid to get in here.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (+ya+t)

204 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance GIFs

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (qAR6u)

205 Jerry died of a heart attack while in rehab, trying to get clean from heroine.

The corollary to "if you don't have anything nice to say..." should be "if you don't have any idea what you're talking about..." maybe stuff it.

And the band is not remotely dead.

Posted by: deadrody at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (/jrmI)

206 Can't one simply put up the 'low tire pressure' icon always being illuminated? Mine have never worked properly. Don't care - I just ensure the tires are inflated properly every month. Or am I misunderstanding the problem?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 09:51 PM (mD/uy)

I don't think the car will pass safety inspection with the light on. Although I've never tried it.

And, yes, I know, I live in a communist state.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (UmVA6)

207 197 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (81pbH)

Jim Jones, John Wayne Gacy, and Son of Sam walk into a bar...

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (Lzpvj)

208 Can't one simply put up the 'low tire pressure' icon always being illuminated? Mine have never worked properly. Don't care - I just ensure the tires are inflated properly every month. Or am I misunderstanding the problem?
Posted by: Tonypete


I can't abide a warning light on. Even if it's for stupid shit.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (KPEbq)

209 180 The end game is a global communist regime of sorts run by the ultimate dictator, the Antichrist.

Marx was a satanist. The working group that ran the Bolshevik op were satanists, too.

Atheistic materialism was garbage sold to those outside the inner party.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (8Tnce)

210 Tonight I'll share a Kenny Chesney song with some great lyrics about being thankful. "I'm Alive" (with Dave Matthews).
https://youtu.be/WLgLfD3wElQ

^^very nice. I need to try more country music.

Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (6lKe4)

211 @188 Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026
And the EPA lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027.

We're all going to be riding Vespas waiting at the bus stop behind five hundred other people and wearing Crocs.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 09:54 PM (PTw5h)

212 205 Posted by: deadrody at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (/jrmI)

Look around you, all this is what Jerry wanted.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:54 PM (Lzpvj)

213 Kurt Schlicter:
For too long red state conservatives have offered to live and let live with blue state liberals but the blues are evangelical Marxists who cannot allow us to provide a counter example of freedom. 1/
So, no more. We must, by any means necessary, force them to be like us. No quarter. No compromise. 2/


Andrew Breitbart said the same thing years ago and it only took him three words. "F*ck you. War."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 09, 2021 09:54 PM (nfrXX)

214 DINGER!
Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (XHhHI)

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PERSECUTE THE HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH!

Posted by: ESPN at August 09, 2021 09:54 PM (kTF2Z)

215 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (UmVA6)

And if that is not the story of Main Street and Wall Street I do not know what is.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:54 PM (YglAn)

216 Tonypete: I also have a hyperactive/hypersensitive "low tire pressure" light on my Hyundai. It's all due to *one* tire, too. Have been tempted to just replace it.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)

217 @194 Too lazy to bingle it, but Jim Jones was less a "religious leader" and far more a Leftist fucknut. He had his pic taken with some very interesting people.

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He was a fund raiser for pretty much everyone who was anyone in the California Democratic party, particularly in the Bay Area.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 09:55 PM (PTw5h)

218 Hi morons!
I got TWO FIRSTS today.



so does that mean that you are the goat now?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 09:55 PM (vI/Pp)

219 (replace the tire, not the Hyundai)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)

220 Nurse, it could be drink time.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:55 PM (+ya+t)

221 I can't abide a warning light on. Even if it's for stupid shit.

That is what electrical tape is for.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 09:55 PM (+LCoQ)

222 Too lazy to bingle it, but Jim Jones was less a "religious leader" and far more a Leftist fucknut. He had his pic taken with some very interesting people.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)
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He was the rent-a-mob pimp of San Fransisco. Buddies with Harvey Milk and the guy who shot him.

You wanted a protest? Jim was your guy. He'd get all the "church" members bussed over and you had yourself a sizeable display of the dissatisfaction of the "people" for local and network news.

Jones is probably how SF got so out of hand.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 09:55 PM (XHhHI)

223 I picked the wrong week to dry out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)

224 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (81pbH)

Jim Jones, John Wayne Gacy, and Son of Sam walk into a bar...
Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (Lzpvj)

Must have been a gay bar.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (2DOZq)

225 194 Hey Pug. You referring to Harvey Milk?

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (8Tnce)

226 And Jim Jones used to sell monkeys door to door.

Some are still in office.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (81pbH)

227 Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)

You and me both

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (YglAn)

228 188 Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026
And the EPA lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027.
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We're all going to be riding Vespas and wearing Crocs.
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2021 09:50 PM (9Fwwf)
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That Ford Super Duty with the 7.3 liter V8 is attractive.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 09:57 PM (nlbjl)

229 Eh. Been better. Family is healthy as am I so I am 100% blessed for that but mentally and financially? Whole different story. This accelerated march towards being rounded up into camps and having a few big unexpected expenditures really has my head spinning

You?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (YglAn)


Good to hear about the family. As for the rest, I don't really know what to say. Really glad I moved, I guess.

Any chance you can make it down here in October for the weekend?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 09:57 PM (ghoDT)

230 I think the next name for the Rockie's mascot, when the D-word becomes too "problematic", should be "Colorado Baseball Mascot".

I think it will illustrate the robotics of Woke nicely.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 09:57 PM (XHhHI)

231 Milk was taken out by a guy named Dan White.

And, becoming mayor of SF after that shooting is what really raised Dianne Feinstein's profile as a national politician.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

232 Nah Colorado Stoners

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 09:58 PM (81pbH)

233 Too lazy to bingle it, but Jim Jones was less a "religious leader" and far more a Leftist fucknut. He had his pic taken with some very interesting people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Seems to be continuing. I thought it was supposed to get easier as you got older. Nope.

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 09:58 PM (VDqwV)

234 We're all going to be riding Vespas waiting at the bus stop behind five hundred other people and wearing Crocs.
Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 09:54 PM (PTw5h)

Well, here's a feel good story: in that infrastructure bill in Congress there's over $10 billion slated for the MTA. And the MTA has already said that they plan on replacing a lot of their (perfectly fine) buses with ELECTRIC buses with that money. Plus the MTA got a big covid bail out, since ridership was down.

Oh, and there's still hundreds of millions of dollars left over from one of Obama's infrastructure bills.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:58 PM (UmVA6)

235 Death Angel. Relentless Retribution. Saw them in Denver on that tour. Might have been the last live show I saw before everything went to hell.

I dunno. I am so old.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)

236 Anna: call 'em the Rocky Mountain Highs

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

237 Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 09:57 PM (ghoDT)

October? Hmmm.....possibly. Depends if I gotta drive because if the airlines demand proof of papers? Fuck all of that noise.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:59 PM (YglAn)

238 I don't think the car will pass safety inspection with the light on. Although I've never tried it.

And, yes, I know, I live in a communist state.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Ah - got it. Annual inspections? No gots here.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 09:59 PM (mD/uy)

239 The Olympic events I like they either don't show to completion or not at all. And they never Shut Up.
Posted by: Braenyard


TV commentators like the sound of their own voices.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 09, 2021 09:59 PM (+lVUW)

240 I think it will illustrate the robotics of Woke nicely.
There is no fun in islam wokeism.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 09:59 PM (HaL55)

241 The Colorado Blaze-ups.

"Flamer" the Firebird.

Which hits a lot of buttons

...

Until somebody yells "flamer!" across a baseball field.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 09:59 PM (XHhHI)

242 So we have crumbling subway stations, subway cars from the '70s, signaling technology from the early 1900's, and tunnels built before electricity was really a thing -- but yes, we should focus on replacing thousands of perfectly fine buses with ELECTRIC buses, which I guarantee will be end up being a shit show.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:59 PM (UmVA6)

243 Does King Harv take Bitcoin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (63Dwl)

244 I had a productive day. The big boss and his deputy are both out, so we're having only about 6 hours of meetings this week instead of the usual 30+. It's pretty awesome, and I got a lot done.

One of the things I did was an attempt to make my own life easier. I was told to tailor an 80+-item checklist for my project...so I tailored it down to 10 items XD We'll see how that went over.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (8548M)

245 ^^very nice. I need to try more country music.
Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2021 09:53 PM (6lKe4)

Kenny Chesney is a good starting point for getting into country music. A lot of his music has a similar feel to Jimmy Buffett -- good time island style.

Here's another current country band that has some pop/rock appeal.

Old Dominion - No Such Thing as a Broken Heart
https://youtu.be/77WhNsxLyk8

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (mZUr4)

246 Bowlie The Hash Pipe.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (XHhHI)

247 235 Governor Cuomo toured with Relentless Retribution?

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (8Tnce)

248 Assuming the batteries in the electric buses don't catch fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (81pbH)

249 I think the next name for the Rockie's mascot, when the D-word becomes too "problematic", should be "Colorado Baseball Mascot".

I think it will illustrate the robotics of Woke nicely.
Posted by: Axeman


Sorry, Mascot brings to mind the pet, or the master/slave relationship. This cannot stand.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (KPEbq)

250 I picked the wrong week to dry out.
------------
Fuck that, twist one up and have a nice glass of red.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)

251 194 Hey Pug. You referring to Harvey Milk?
Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (8Tnce)

Maybe. Sounds right. All's I know is there are levels of shit going on that make me think I do not have enough Reynold's Wrap.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (x8Wzq)

252 Colorado Chronics with Bowlie the Hash Pipe

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (XHhHI)

253 The post office has to go all electric, too, I believe. That is just complete bullshit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (8548M)

254 And if that is not the story of Main Street and Wall Street I do not know what is.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 09, 2021 09:54 PM (YglAn)

I know, right?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (UmVA6)

255 Reynolds: protecting your head from the secret death rays since 1975!

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (L2ZTs)

256 @231 And, becoming mayor of SF after that shooting is what really raised Dianne Feinstein's profile as a national politician.

----------

The way I heard it was that she bathed in Milk's blood to jump start her political career. The person saying that wasn't claiming that she had him killed, or wanted him killed. The meaning was that Feinstein got her career going by using the reaction to Milk's murder as a springboard to get her started.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (PTw5h)

257 Milk was taken out by a guy named Dan White.

There's even a song about it:

https://youtu.be/9dB_ubVAnGw

Dead Kennedy's version of "I Fought The Law".

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (SchxB)

258 224 Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (2DOZq)

Noticed that did you, and good democrats all.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (Lzpvj)

259 Sorry, Mascot brings to mind the pet, or the master/slave relationship. This cannot stand.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (KPEbq)
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And "scot" is too white.

So, Colorado Baseball Character, it is.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (XHhHI)

260 Schlichter's latest book the Split showed up today. Suspect I will wander off. I'm almost convinced he is a time lord with his version of Tardis. Wonder if he'll loan it to me? There's a couple things I would like to "fix".

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (N8//A)

261 Job of the Day


Freelance Anime Editor & Writer
Gfinity PLC - Raleigh, NC
Remote work available
Work alongside the editorial team to write around 7-8 SEO driven articles or news stories a day, focusing on Anime, Manga,.

Posted by: ATTENTION ANNA PUMA from Miklosian Staffing SA de CV at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

262 I think the next name for the Rockie's mascot, when the D-word becomes too "problematic", should be "Colorado Baseball Mascot".

I think it will illustrate the robotics of Woke nicely.
Posted by: Axeman


Sorry, Mascot brings to mind the pet, or the master/slave relationship. This cannot stand.


Just reimagine the mascot as a "furry". Everyone will be happen then.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (+LCoQ)

263 junior, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

264 227 Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)

You and me both
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August

*fistbump*

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (U2p+3)

265 Dan White also was the one who used the infamous "Twinkie defense" in court to avoid a long prison term.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)

266 250 I picked the wrong week to dry out.
------------
Fuck that, twist one up and have a nice glass of red.
Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (+ya+t)

The Horde provides such great advice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

267 I picked the wrong week to dry out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:56 PM (U2p+3)


"Looks like I picked the wrong week to..."
https://youtu.be/lm8fYf53SMg

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (mZUr4)

268 The post office has to go all electric, too, I believe. That is just complete bullshit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (8548M)
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Post Office 2.0, Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (XHhHI)

269 SEO?

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (81pbH)

270 Oh yeah, since we're talking flavor-ade, one of my distant cousins (I think a first cousin once removed?) survived Jonestown. He was out on a buying trip or something while the poisoning went down. My mom says he was always weird, and that experience apparently didn't make him less weird. Go figure.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (8548M)

271 248 Assuming the batteries in the electric buses don't catch fire.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:00 PM (81pbH)

I'm thinking we're going to have a big problem charging all of those buses. Can you imagine the infrastructure involved in charging 4,000+ buses the MTA is currently running? And keeping them charged?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (UmVA6)

272 And "scot" is too white.

My legs are so white I have to go to the beach to neutralize the blue.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 09, 2021 10:04 PM (N8//A)

273 So, Colorado Baseball Character, it is.
Posted by: Axeman


Better. You have earned one (1) social credit. Enjoy the kale.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:04 PM (KPEbq)

274 251 255 Tinfoil?! That makes it easier for them to triangulate you using RDF!

* wraps more Saran Wrap around head.*

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 10:04 PM (8Tnce)

275 Towelie. It's gotta be Towelie. That or Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. Gotta keep it Colorado, y'all.
Oooh. Wait. Even better. Big. Gay. Al.

"We're having a super season! Thanks for asking!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

276 Lovely photo!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 09, 2021 10:04 PM (MViHT)

277 Petting a purring cat is a great way to wind down for the night.

Posted by: pookysgirl's cat approves of this message at August 09, 2021 10:05 PM (XKZwp)

278 The post office has to go all electric, too, I believe. That is just complete bullshit.

That will be outstanding for rural winter routes in mountainous areas.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:05 PM (+LCoQ)

279 I'm thinking we're going to have a big problem charging all of those buses. Can you imagine the infrastructure involved in charging 4,000+ buses the MTA is currently running? And keeping them charged?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (UmVA6)
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Nah, according to AOC's "plan", there will need to be charging stations everywhere.

Not sure where the busses will drive, though.... so maybe there needs to be pop-up charging stations on "roads".

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:05 PM (XHhHI)

280 callsign:
Cummo was a founding member of The Feelies.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

281 https://youtu.be/9dB_ubVAnGw

Dead Kennedy's version of "I Fought The Law".
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (SchxB)

Nice one! I offer another Dead Kennedys cover in return.

Viva Las Vegas.
https://youtu.be/XT72CgEJQNQ

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (mZUr4)

282 And why is a UK company in Raleigh NC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (81pbH)

283 I'm thinking we're going to have a big problem charging all of those buses. Can you imagine the infrastructure involved in charging 4,000+ buses the MTA is currently running? And keeping them charged?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (UmVA6)

Ran the numbers a couple of years ago. There is a simple conversion factor for the amount of energy in a gallon of gas, to kilowatt hours.

If you take all the gas just used for trucks and cars... and convert it to kilowatt hours, we would have to increase our total electricity by 130%... yes MORE THAN DOUBLE PRODUCTION... to do all electric vehicles.

At a time when we are now producing LESS total reliable energy, than before.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (oHd/0)

284 The post office has to go all electric, too, I believe. That is just complete bullshit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel


Oh for the love of ........

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (KPEbq)

285 I'm thinking we're going to have a big problem charging all of those buses. Can you imagine the infrastructure involved in charging 4,000+ buses the MTA is currently running? And keeping them charged?

I wonder if perhaps they could, oh I don't know, suspend some electric cables over the tracks and get electricity from them using some sort of telescoping thingys that stick on top of the buses? It sounds crazy, I know, but it could work.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (HaL55)

286 The US Navy has a ship named after a pedo. That's nice.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (2DOZq)

287 The MTA buses will recharge on those magnetic/concrete roads....

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:07 PM (81pbH)

288 "What were your firsts?" Posted by: Ladyl

ha, that's what I was wondering ... then I figured out ... "First" like in comments. ... notable, but I was expecting some life changing events.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2021 10:07 PM (Cus5s)

289 The post office has to go all electric, too, I believe. That is just complete bullshit.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (8548M)


My understanding (from what I think is a reputable source) is that the new buy of postal delivery vehicles do NOT have Air Conditioning, just like back in the Pony Express days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

290 And why is a UK company in Raleigh NC?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (81pbH)

To learn to drive on the correct side of the road.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)

291
Had to walk away. Many many many comments all day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 09:52 PM (U2p+3)


I, for one, am very proud of you!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

292 SEO?

Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Super Excellent, Obviously

Posted by: Miklosian Staffing SA de CV at August 09, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)

293 I'm thinking we're going to have a big problem charging all of those buses. Can you imagine the infrastructure involved in charging 4,000+ buses the MTA is currently running? And keeping them charged?

I think some municipality already tried playing with battery operated buses and it didn't turn out well. There wasn't enough battery to do even a level route, so they added more batteries, which cracked the bus's frame due to the excessive weight. The electric bus cost well over twice what the original propane or diesel versions cost, and lasted for a very short time (not counting cracked frames). End result, the battery buses sit in a parking lot getting baked by the sun.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:08 PM (+LCoQ)

294 Petting a purring cat is a great way to wind down for the night.
Posted by: pookysgirl's cat approves of this message


Old caterpillar dozers idle at the same rate cats purr. I had wondered why that was such a calming sound.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:08 PM (KPEbq)

295 Remember Obama electronicized our medical records as part of a Patient Protection..Act, despite that we'll soon be required to wear our vax status pinned to our clothing.

"You've only had 16 boosters, citizen!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:09 PM (XHhHI)

296 The post office has to go all electric, too, I believe. That is just complete bullshit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 09, 2021 10:01 PM (8548M)
---
Post Office 2.0, Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:03 PM (XHhHI)


In honor of yesterday's birthday boy, The Edge from U2.

Electric Co.
https://youtu.be/5bmIMNgkfq4

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 10:09 PM (mZUr4)

297 I wonder if perhaps they could, oh I don't know, suspend some electric cables over the tracks and get electricity from them using some sort of telescoping thingys that stick on top of the buses? It sounds crazy, I know, but it could work.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 10:06 PM (HaL55)

Not in Manhattan. Its illegal. The street trolleys used to use a "third rail" type thing buried in the asphalt with a metal hook on the trolley attached to it. Sounds dangerous to me but what do I know? But sure yeah lets bring back trolleys.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:09 PM (Tstsj)

298 @283 If you take all the gas just used for trucks and cars... and convert it to kilowatt hours, we would have to increase our total electricity by 130%... yes MORE THAN DOUBLE PRODUCTION... to do all electric vehicles.

-------------

A few years back, Elon Musk - Mr. Electric Vehicles himself - publicly stated that the US doesn't have the infrastructure to support switching over to purely electric trucks. Note that he was *not* talking about personal cars at the time. He was only talking about converting all of the trucks used to transport goods across the country here in the US.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:09 PM (PTw5h)

299 Lovely photo!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 09, 2021 10:04 PM (MViHT)

Howdy COMM!!

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 10:10 PM (mZUr4)

300 More on Philadelphia's romance with Protera the battery bus company:

https://tinyurl.com/2nm8tzar

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:10 PM (+LCoQ)

301 But sure yeah lets bring back trolleys.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Street Cars Desired?

Posted by: Miklos in a wife beater at August 09, 2021 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

302 *drops a grenade on Gfinity PLC*

On their Career page they have bolded the following three words: equality, diversity, and inclusion.

I don't think I would be a good fit. Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:11 PM (81pbH)

303 Old caterpillar dozers idle at the same rate cats purr. I had wondered why that was such a calming sound.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:08 PM (KPEbq)

reminds me, gotta go slouch on my couch with my Scooter kitteh on my chest.

'Night, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, not a fake x8Wzq at August 09, 2021 10:11 PM (x8Wzq)

304 'Night Pug.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (HaL55)

305 He was only talking about converting all of the trucks used to transport goods across the country here in the US.
Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:09 PM (PTw5h)


Gotta love it when a plan comes together!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lay back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

306 A few years back, Elon Musk - Mr. Electric Vehicles himself - publicly stated that the US doesn't have the infrastructure to support switching over to purely electric trucks. Note that he was *not* talking about personal cars at the time. He was only talking about converting all of the trucks used to transport goods across the country here in the US.

Right. But if you reduce the population of the former United States down to forty or fifty million and concentrated all non agricultural people into densely packed cities where goods can be delivered by train (Agenda 21), then you see where this is going.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (+LCoQ)

307 A few years back, Elon Musk - Mr. Electric Vehicles himself - publicly stated that the US doesn't have the infrastructure to support switching over to purely electric trucks.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:09 PM (PTw5h)
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Just like there's not enough land in the world to grow all the veggies we would have to have to replace meat.

Dems: First we take away the straw--they're going to have to learn to make bricks without straw!

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (XHhHI)

308 A few years back, Elon Musk - Mr. Electric Vehicles himself - publicly stated that the US doesn't have the infrastructure to support switching over to purely electric trucks. Note that he was *not* talking about personal cars at the time. He was only talking about converting all of the trucks used to transport goods across the country here in the US.
Posted by: junior


When I see ONE all electric container ship, I might, might, believe just a little.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (KPEbq)

309 Good night, Horde.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (8Tnce)

310
I can't wait until Ace covers this pervert tomorrow (or next week).

This deviant freak "internet influencer" is part of the fraudulent fascist biden admin.

https://youtu.be/Kwf6MQkEhiM?t=25

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (GJ0B1)

311 Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:08 PM (+LCoQ)

I think there will be a capacity issue. But that is solveable by adding more battery packs. What isnt solveable is how heavy those buses will be and how often they will have to recharge. At least with current technology. I suspect the electric buses will have diesel back ups for many years to come.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (Tstsj)

312
The post office has to go all electric, too, I believe. That is just complete bullshit.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel


In other news:

WASHINGTON, Aug 6 (Reuters) - The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) on Friday finalized a plan effective Oct. 1 to slow down some first-class mail deliveries as part of efforts to cut red ink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 10:13 PM (63Dwl)

313 Old caterpillar dozers idle at the same rate cats purr. I had wondered why that was such a calming sound.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp

reminds me, gotta go slouch on my couch with my Scooter kitteh on my chest.

'Night, Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

That better than a D9 sitting on you.
-- Zombie Rachel Corrine

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 10:13 PM (mD/uy)

314 This deviant freak "internet influencer" is part of the fraudulent fascist biden admin.

https://youtu.be/Kwf6MQkEhiM?t=25
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (GJ0B1)
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There's gay, and then there's that guy gay.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:14 PM (XHhHI)

315 On their Career page they have bolded the following three words: equality, diversity, and inclusion.

I don't think I would be a good fit. Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma

Doesn't Wally World say the same?

At least no Mandatory Injections for remote workers.

Posted by: Vilent Femme Miklos, Add it Up at August 09, 2021 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)

316 Here's my diversity and inclusion question. Assuming women are free to choose their own careers, and they do not tend to choose Career X, (a) why is that a problem that needs to be solved, and (b) how will you determine which women are going to be forced to change majors from elementary education to electrical engineering (and which men will do the opposite) to satisfy the desired sex ratios?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 09, 2021 10:14 PM (8548M)

317 I think there will be a capacity issue. But that is solveable by adding more battery packs. What isnt solveable is how heavy those buses will be and how often they will have to recharge. At least with current technology. I suspect the electric buses will have diesel back ups for many years to come.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (Tstsj)

what is also not solved, is that you have to replace the batteries periodically, and we do not have the resources to MAKE all those damn batteries, nor facilities to recycle them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:14 PM (oHd/0)

318 Remember Obama electronicized our medical records as part of a Patient Protection..Act, despite that we'll soon be required to wear our vax status pinned to our clothing.

I have it on good authority that the plan is to have a QR code tattooed to the forehead or hand.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:14 PM (+LCoQ)

319 Good night, Horde.
Posted by: callsign claymore at August 09, 2021 10:12 PM (8Tnce)

Good night, Double C

Posted by: Doof (mZUr4) at August 09, 2021 10:15 PM (mZUr4)

320 Can't one simply put up the 'low tire pressure' icon always being illuminated? Mine have never worked properly. Don't care - I just ensure the tires are inflated properly every month. Or am I misunderstanding the problem?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 09:51 PM (mD/uy)

Mine is always on too. My mechanic said that on my car if one sensor goes bad all 4 must be replaced. Said just do what we did in the day; just check your tires by sight and as long as the car handles and rides fine, fuck it.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2021 10:15 PM (qAR6u)

321 Zappa!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 09, 2021 10:15 PM (MViHT)

322 I have it on good authority that the plan is to have a QR code tattooed to the forehead or hand.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:14 PM (+LCoQ)
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3 6's is a good checksum.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:15 PM (XHhHI)

323

Gheyer'n a tap-dancing hyena!

Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2021 10:15 PM (rm8S6)

324
There's gay, and then there's that guy gay.
Posted by: Axeman


One of the commenters said he can't wait for the civil war...and he'll be on the side not worried about breaking a nail.

I agree.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (GJ0B1)

325 how will you determine which women are going to be forced to change majors from elementary education to electrical engineering (and which men will do the opposite) to satisfy the desired sex ratios?

Dodgeball.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (+LCoQ)

326 287 The MTA buses will recharge on those magnetic/concrete roads....
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2021 10:07 PM (81pbH)

A for retention of ONT material

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

327 Old caterpillar dozers idle at the same rate cats purr. I had wondered why that was such a calming sound.

One of the grandkids gave me a gigantic toaster oven a couple of months ago that has a fan inside. When it's on, it sounds just like a big rig is idling outside stately Casa Backwardio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (HaL55)

328 WASHINGTON, Aug 6 (Reuters) - The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) on Friday finalized a plan effective Oct. 1 to slow down some first-class mail deliveries as part of efforts to cut red ink.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 10:13 PM (63Dwl)


The primary task of the USPS is domestic surveillance. They can't afford to divert resources away from trolling message boards for some ridiculous mail-delivery scheme.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (ghoDT)

329 how will you determine which women are going to be forced to change majors from elementary education to electrical engineering (and which men will do the opposite) to satisfy the desired sex ratios?

Dodgeball.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

There's a 'smear the queer' joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (mD/uy)

330 Musk sincerely wants to cut carbon emissions
He knows that electric cars won't be the solution.
But he does try to improve them
The electric cars pay for his rocket ships.
He wants to go to Mars.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (nlbjl)

331 the more I read about the 1970s, the more surprised I am that humanity survived it. (Similar to the 1930s.)
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs)

Get off my lawn kid. I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands. Watch Dazed and Confused. It explains alot about my generation.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (N8//A)

332 But sure yeah lets bring back trolleys.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


THIS! Let's chain our mass transit to a system where if anything goes wrong, nothing moves. no moving over two blocks, no detours, no quick response to changing population centers. THEY WENT AWAY FOR A REASON!

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (KPEbq)

333 One of the commenters said he can't wait for the civil war...and he'll be on the side not worried about breaking a nail.

I agree.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (GJ0B1)
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A few fewer hair appointments would be missed as well.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (XHhHI)

334 A for retention of ONT material
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Some are Ace-ally Retentive

Posted by: Miklos, trying to get it PERFECT at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)

335 Sock, hmmm thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

336
Yes, I love that feature. Battery dies in the sensor? Oops, gotta take the tire off the rim to replace the battery. Want to put your snow tires on separate rims? Good fucking luck with that, buddy. Gotta buy 4 new sensors, and get them reprogrammed a few times a year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I hate those fooking things. Going off all the time despite me keeping tires inflated properly. They are the vehicular analogue of toilet flappers, which leak all the time these days. I don't recall my father having to spend as much time fixing problems in those two areas as I have had to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (WT0+I)

337 what is also not solved, is that you have to replace the batteries periodically, and we do not have the resources to MAKE all those damn batteries, nor facilities to recycle them.

But China does. And they can always control the former United States by how they ration the batteries.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (+LCoQ)

338 "Also, no one is forcing you at gun point to purchase that beer."
Well, it is an airport, so, yeah, since you'll have to be groped and probed by some high school dropout if you want to drive all the way off the airport, get a beer, and drive back, you almost are forced at gunpoint to buy that beer if you want a beer.

It ain't free enterprise, that's for sure.

Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (ZA+y1)

339 > how will you determine which women are going to be forced to change majors from elementary education to electrical engineering (and which men will do the opposite) to satisfy the desired sex ratios?

Dodgeball.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (+LCoQ)


Shirts vs. skins?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (ghoDT)

340 He wants to go to Mars.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (nlbjl)

Yeah all of his companies exist around that purpose. Him becoming the god emperor of Mars. Which Im kind of in board with.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (Tstsj)

341 One of the commenters said he can't wait for the civil war...and he'll be on the side not worried about breaking a nail.

I agree.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2021 10:16 PM (GJ0B1)
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A few fewer hair appointments would be missed as well.
Posted by: Axeman

Rooftop Korean Nail Stylists

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Rooftop Koreans at August 09, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)

342 What's shakin here? Just finished a great meal, sweet corn and shish-kabobs off the grill. Good eating.

Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2021 10:19 PM (55Qr6)

343 Yeah all of his companies exist around that purpose. Him becoming the god emperor of Mars. Which Im kind of in board with.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (Tstsj)

/looks VERY angry....

Huff huff huff....

Posted by: Marvin the Martian... at August 09, 2021 10:20 PM (oHd/0)

344 He wants to go to Mars.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (nlbjl)
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Where he will levitate and create alien architecture.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:20 PM (XHhHI)

345 Miklos:
Salon le S&W

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

346 Mine is always on too. My mechanic said that on my car if one sensor goes bad all 4 must be replaced. Said just do what we did in the day; just check your tires by sight and as long as the car handles and rides fine, fuck it.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2021 10:15 PM (qAR6u)

yeah, my chevy colorado is doing that. One day it says service the TPM, the next day nothing, the next day the tire icon is on, next day check TPM, etc. It has no clue what it wants. I reset the tpm, it lasted a day, now I ignore it. It just failed inspection though because of code 442, the frigging EVAP crap. I'll change the shit thats needed, and if it don't work I'll be ready to crush it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2021 10:20 PM (VwHCD)

347 "Jim Jones was a communist. The Christian minister/ministry angle was cover."

Why did he order everyone killed again?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:20 PM (49Exr)

348 342 What's shakin here? Just finished a great meal, sweet corn and shish-kabobs off the grill. Good eating.
Posted by: Farmer at August 09, 2021 10:19 PM (55Qr6)

Marinate New York Steak... Baked Potato... fruit...

Worked

Posted by: Marvin the Martian... at August 09, 2021 10:21 PM (oHd/0)

349
the more I read about the 1970s, the more surprised I am that humanity survived it. (Similar to the 1930s.)


Nope and nope. The 70s were nowhere close to the sheer spiteful destructiveness and vindictiveness that we are wallowing in today.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2021 10:21 PM (WT0+I)

350 THIS! Let's chain our mass transit to a system where if anything goes wrong, nothing moves. no moving over two blocks, no detours, no quick response to changing population centers. THEY WENT AWAY FOR A REASON!
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:17 PM (KPEbq)

And they killed a lot of people. And they were a huge issue for horses / early cars sharing the road with them. And they were even more susceptible to "bunching" then even buses or the subway. Which is a huge issue with both buses and the subway. No bus for 20 minutes then three show up within minutes of each other. First one is packed second two are empty.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:21 PM (Tstsj)

351 Why did he order everyone killed again?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

Because he could. It's been a pretty common theme over time.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 10:22 PM (mD/uy)

352
Nope and nope. The 70s were nowhere close to the sheer spiteful destructiveness and vindictiveness that we are wallowing in today.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2021 10:21 PM (WT0+I)


I agree.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 09, 2021 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

353 Salon le S&W
Posted by: qdpsteve

Try the pew-pew platter

Posted by: Miklos know how to duck at August 09, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

354 Old Dominion - No Such Thing as a Broken Heart
https://youtu.be/77WhNsxLyk8

^^Thanks. Another good one!

Nite all!

Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2021 10:22 PM (6lKe4)

355 Why did he order everyone killed again?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:20 PM (49Exr)

Congressman showed up. They killed him. Only congresscritter killed in the line of duty. Knew that the us government wouldnt be happy. Mass suicide.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:22 PM (Tstsj)

356 Miklos, caution: may contain lead
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

357 Wife's tire light went on and a four were ok. Turned out it was the spare

Posted by: Javems at August 09, 2021 10:23 PM (8SSHh)

358 Jerry Garcia Band? Dude! The song catalog for Jerry's side projects is really wide and varied. Motown, old blues and originals and more. A bit less noodling than the Dead, too.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 09, 2021 10:23 PM (Wm5SB)

359 Also, no one is forcing you at gun point to purchase that beer."
Well, it is an airport, so, yeah, since you'll have to be groped and probed by some high school dropout if you want to drive all the way off the airport, get a beer, and drive back, you almost are forced at gunpoint to buy that beer if you want a beer.

It ain't free enterprise, that's for sure.
Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2021 10:18 PM (ZA+y1)

I believe the term is gouging.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:23 PM (2DOZq)

360 @307 Just like there's not enough land in the world to grow all the veggies we would have to have to replace meat.

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That's why they want you to eat bugs instead.

I've had crickets before. Never again.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:23 PM (PTw5h)

361 Ok, this is cracking me up. The next video suggested after the Bee video is entitled, "How to Talk to Someone with Dementia".

Posted by: Emmie -- we need more Trump, not less at August 09, 2021 10:24 PM (a20qm)

362 I agree.

As do I. I've never seen raw hatred to the degree I see it these days. Stan and his imbecile army are having a field day with all this. I just don't get it...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 10:24 PM (HaL55)

363 hours, we would have to increase our total electricity by 130%... yes MORE THAN DOUBLE PRODUCTION... to do all electric vehicles.

At a time when we are now producing LESS total reliable energy, than before.
Posted by: Romeo13

And there is the whole point.

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 10:24 PM (VDqwV)

364 GWB and Just a Side Note, there's an old Garfield comic strip from the late 1970s:

Jon (to bartender at Mexican resort): "this burger is terrible!"
Bartender: "What do you expect for a lousy $23.50?"

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

365 My plan is to be shot to death by some hotties jealous husband as I'm boinking away, celebrating my 86th birthday. I mean, if you're gonna be "86d", why not make it a milestone to remember? (if only for a muzzle-flash in time). 
Jim

Hey there fellow with the hair colored yellow...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 10:24 PM (TwW34)

366 That's why they want you to eat bugs instead.

I've had crickets before. Never again.
Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:23 PM (PTw5h)

I have eaten bugs in Asia. An interesting experience but not something I would desire to make a staple of my diet.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:25 PM (Tstsj)

367
Why did he order everyone killed again?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur


Defectors from the temple had brought outside authorities onto the scene and its "nothing but goodness" cover stories were collapsing. Rather than let a few depart, he demanded that all must die to ensure the temple would not be destroyed by outsiders.

It was one insane time to be in the Bay Area, I can assure you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2021 10:25 PM (WT0+I)

368 The regime has a dilemma. The more they ramp up the corona hysteria as a means to attack conservatives and impose tyranny the less it looks like they have the pandemic under control as promised, especially since it looked to be ending over the summer. Some of the more astute liberals must be noticing this and saying WTF and wondering when this shit will end.

Posted by: Ripley at August 09, 2021 10:26 PM (PTDkx)

369
Hey there fellow with the hair colored yellow...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


Love that song!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2021 10:27 PM (WT0+I)

370 All of these "due date" projections by Uncle Joe will be undone by either Trump or DeSantis.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:27 PM (nlbjl)

371 @330 Musk sincerely wants to cut carbon emissions
He knows that electric cars won't be the solution.
But he does try to improve them
The electric cars pay for his rocket ships.
He wants to go to Mars.

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The electric cars will also be useful on Mars, since lugging battery packs to Mars and setting up charging stations will likely be easier than dealing with importing petroleum.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:27 PM (PTw5h)

372 Ok Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all try not to burn the place down, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at August 09, 2021 10:27 PM (HaL55)

373 Some of the more astute liberals must be noticing this and saying WTF and wondering when this shit will end.

Posted by: Ripley at August 09, 2021 10:26 PM (PTDkx)

I think I see a problem with that theory. The astute thing. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2021 10:27 PM (VwHCD)

374 "Congressman showed up. They killed him. Only congresscritter killed in the line of duty. Knew that the us government wouldnt be happy. Mass suicide."

Ah okay, thanks. From my memory, the reporting implied he was part of the mass suicide, ie. died during not before. I need to go back and read up on it, as it's probable more information had come out.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:28 PM (49Exr)

375 My plan is to be shot to death by some hotties jealous husband as I'm boinking away, celebrating my 86th birthday. I mean, if you're gonna be "86d", why not make it a milestone to remember? (if only for a muzzle-flash in time).
Jim

A long time ago in a place far, far away I made a quick exit out the side door as the front door was opening.

As I'm scooting between that house and the house next door the old Polish lady sweeping her driveway looks up and says to me "That's as close as she has ever cut it."

I would have loved to stop and discuss it further with her but well, you know, self-preservation.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 10:28 PM (mD/uy)

376 Salon le S&W
Posted by: qdpsteve
Try the pew-pew platter
Posted by: Miklos know how to duck

Let me be clear. I prefer le coq au vin. Hold the vin.

Posted by: Gaylord, Reggie's super spreader at August 09, 2021 10:28 PM (TwW34)

377 That's a surprisingly rookie mistake for a veteran of the blog!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

How many years of toil are required to complete the moron apprenticeship?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Semper paratus at August 09, 2021 10:29 PM (N8//A)

378 Jim Jones kids are still alive. I believe one biological and a few adopted.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:29 PM (2DOZq)

379 I have eaten bugs in Asia. An interesting experience but not something I would desire to make a staple of my diet.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:25 PM (Tstsj)
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Here, try this bat soup.
Is good.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:29 PM (nlbjl)

380 @349 Nope and nope. The 70s were nowhere close to the sheer spiteful destructiveness and vindictiveness that we are wallowing in today.

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I would say we are very close to our own version of the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:29 PM (PTw5h)

381 Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine

****

Breast feeding has next to nothing to do with academics or with medicine. Baby's born, prolactin is released, breasts produce milk, baby sucks on nipple, obtains nourishment and hydration. We've donee it since the dawn of time. Hell, gophers can figure it out, and they're both blind and functionally retarded.

Academy of Breastfeeding Medicine

Fixed it for them.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 09, 2021 10:29 PM (Xwt96)

382 Some of the more astute liberals must be noticing this and saying WTF and wondering when this shit will end.
Posted by: Ripley at August 09, 2021 10:26 PM (PTDkx)

No. They are blaming the idiot unvaccinated people in fly over country. Trust me im surrounded by these people.

You give them too much credit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:30 PM (Tstsj)

383 But there is tremendous risk associated with these growing Zoom towns in rural areas - almost all of them are in high wildfire risk areas.

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The climate hysteria aficionados never mention this detail when screeching about the damage wild fires cause. The recent size and frequency of western wild fires and their impacts are directly related to a century of aggressive fire suppression and significant population increase in these areas. Then there is that matter that these fires are often caused by human activity. If you go live in an area full match sticks you should expect them torch off from time to time; you own your choices.

Posted by: Lost In per at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (ESLBo)

384 According to reports, the Taliban took two more provincial capitols over the weekend. The government troops apparently never even put up a fight. Those same troops trained and equipped by us whom the Pentagon expressed confidence in.

As a topper, the Taliban came in driving Humvees left behind by NATO.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (qAR6u)

385 Thank you, Muldoon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (U2p+3)

386 I also remember reading that they had done mass-suicide "drills" about once a month, but I wasn't aware they could detect the poison in the drink. I assumed most thought it was just another drill, but sounds like they knew immediately it was the real thing.

I had to deal with a cult once. They were good people, just lost in life.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (49Exr)

387 Finessing the plandemic is way beyond the present administrations capabilities. I expect something, well, yuge.

Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (r4sI4)

388 @374 Ah okay, thanks. From my memory, the reporting implied he was part of the mass suicide, ie. died during not before. I need to go back and read up on it, as it's probable more information had come out.

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The Congressional group got attacked as they were boarding their planes to leave at the nearby airport.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (PTw5h)

389 Ugh, kicking myself, there was a vid going around the twatters re: covid and people kept saying "watch it before it gets removed!" And of course i couldn't watch it at work. The thumbnail looked like a conference room full of people. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 09, 2021 10:33 PM (EiPf6)

390 Ah okay, thanks. From my memory, the reporting implied he was part of the mass suicide, ie. died during not before. I need to go back and read up on it, as it's probable more information had come out.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:28 PM (49Exr)

Who? Jones? He was. The California congressman was murdered at the airport by Jones' people. At which point Jones decided to pull the trigger on the mass suicide plan people had been practicing and talking about for months.

They were paranoid that the government was going to persecute them which is why they moved to Guyana. Then a congressman shows up on a chartered jet with a group of people to "investigate" them and their fears were confirmed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:33 PM (Tstsj)

391 Some of the more astute liberals must be noticing this and saying WTF and wondering when this shit will end.
Posted by: Ripley

Fuck em all the same. Let them astutely note the pockmarks in the wall...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 10:33 PM (TwW34)

392 I agree.
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Used to be a lot more ass beating in the 70s. Needs to be more now.

Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 10:33 PM (+ya+t)

393 Why did he order everyone killed again?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur

Defectors from the temple had brought outside authorities onto the scene and its "nothing but goodness" cover stories were collapsing. Rather than let a few depart, he demanded that all must die to ensure the temple would not be destroyed by outsiders.

It was one insane time to be in the Bay Area, I can assure you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2021 10:25 PM (WT0+I)

One of the best songs about that whole deal. Manowar's Guyana-cult of the damned.

https://tinyurl.com/4jfudh4f

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2021 10:33 PM (VwHCD)

394 349 Nope and nope. The 70s were nowhere close to the sheer spiteful destructiveness and vindictiveness that we are wallowing in today.

380 I would say we are very close to our own version of the Cultural Revolution.

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I would say were are syphilis transmission close to our own version of the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Lost In per at August 09, 2021 10:34 PM (ESLBo)

395

remember me?


I might be staging a come back

Posted by: wood shampoo at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (bTQ72)

396 "I believe the term is gouging."

You don't like it, build your own damn airport.

I would help, but currently I'm building my own damn bank so I can get a loan to build my own damn internet.

(oh yeah, dons spectacles)

ahem... Sir would you be interested in a loan for the damn airport construction?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (49Exr)

397 377

See? That's what I'd like to know...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (MViHT)

398 According to reports, the Taliban took two more provincial capitols over the weekend. The government troops apparently never even put up a fight. Those same troops trained and equipped by us whom the Pentagon expressed confidence in.

As a topper, the Taliban came in driving Humvees left behind by NATO.
Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (qAR6

I understand withdrawing the ground troops but we should be bombing, droning and gun shipping these scum until no targets remain.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

399 >>>No. They are blaming the idiot unvaccinated people in fly over country. Trust me im surrounded by these people.

You give them too much credit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:30 PM (Tstsj)
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I live in flyover country. I do not doubt you.

Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 09, 2021 10:37 PM (jPtGI)

400 I understand withdrawing the ground troops but we should be bombing, droning and gun shipping these scum until no targets remain.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2021 10:40 PM (VwHCD)

401 I live in flyover country. I do not doubt you.
Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance


Soon to be cross on foot country.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:40 PM (KPEbq)

402 A few years ago the Lake Oroville Dam was in danger of overtopping. Now the hydroelectric turbines are shutting down because the lake level is too low.

It's easier for Newsome to blame "climate change" than to actually spend money to plan for these inevitable cycles such as extra reservoirs and catchment basins. But the train track construction from Bakersfield to Gilmore is still a go.

Posted by: kbdabear at August 09, 2021 10:41 PM (qAR6u)

403 Jim Jones was as far as I have read NOT a Christian minister. The "Reverend" was in regard to his church-like following.

He was a radical Marxist and an atheist who threw the Bible down, stomped on it, and said "There is no truth in that book".

The "Christian minister", if anything was the cover that the media let float out there with opaque references to "Reverend Jim Jones"

One of the fondest practices of the left is to make it seem like Dallas, not a Castro-fan communist-wannbe-defector, killed Kennedy and that Jim Jones was somehow a "reverend".

They just let it hang out there that what killed all these people was fanatical religious devotion, not Marxist devotion.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:41 PM (XHhHI)

404 I live in flyover country. I do not doubt you.
Posted by: Tinker2evers2chance at August 09, 2021 10:37 PM (jPtGI)
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Can't the vaccinated just continue to fly over us?

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:41 PM (XHhHI)

405 If you go live in an area full match sticks you should expect them torch off from time to time; you own your choices.
Posted by: Lost In per at August 09, 2021 10:31 PM (ESLBo)

Heh, heard a PSA the other day about bears around aspen and surrounds. Idiots bring it on themselves.

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 10:41 PM (VDqwV)

406 we should be bombing, droning and gun shipping these scum until no targets remain.
Posted by: Just a side note

Ya just gotta lead 'em a little!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 09, 2021 10:42 PM (TwW34)

407 Pic: Ozone hole...that's the ozone hole, isn't it? And, we're all gonna die.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2021 10:43 PM (Gjku9)

408 Then a congressman shows up on a chartered jet with a group of people to "investigate" them and their fears were confirmed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 10:33 PM (Tstsj)

He went at the request of his constituents who were relatives of members of the Temple. Jones welcomed him and they put on a show for him. During that time some of the members were able to slip the Congressman a note asking for help. IIRC , Jones became aware and decided to send his bodyguards to the airport to kill the group.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:43 PM (2DOZq)

409 I understand withdrawing the ground troops but we should be bombing, droning and gun shipping these scum until no targets remain.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Sorry guys, gotta disagree. Sure save those who helped us. For the rest? Don't wanna die? Fight back.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:43 PM (KPEbq)

410 The remnant of progressivism didn't want you to know that 1. Nationalism was a cause of progressives and 2. the progressives gave us Prohibition as a national solution.

Not so much church people.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:44 PM (XHhHI)

411 400 I understand withdrawing the ground troops but we should be bombing, droning and gun shipping these scum until no targets remain.

402 Absolutely.
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The fall of Kabul should full of hilarity.

Posted by: Lost In per at August 09, 2021 10:44 PM (ESLBo)

412 From Rolling Stone article, dated May 2020:

"People have wondered how Jim Jones, a man who preached racial and social equality, turned evil."

Nah not really. Not anymore. LOL.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:44 PM (49Exr)

413 Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (2DOZq)

You can't free a people, they must free themselves.

Even here in the US, we are seeing that dynamic play out.

Never should have been there in the first place, so why kill more people?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:45 PM (oHd/0)

414 ----------
I would say we are very close to our own version of the Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: junior at August 09, 2021 10:29 PM (PTw5h)
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Not yet.
We don't have any revolutionary music that we can all sing together. When we get the music we'll have the revolution.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:45 PM (nlbjl)

415 Had a really shitty day. Then I saw that my son had left a half bottle of Patron in the liquor cabinet. Adjusted my attitude, it did.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 09, 2021 10:46 PM (kTF2Z)

416 Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:36 PM (49Exr)

yeah... my problem? I'm an old technology guy, I helped build the FIRST internet...

Now you wantz me to build another one?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:46 PM (oHd/0)

417 We don't have any revolutionary music that we can all sing together. When we get the music we'll have the revolution.
Posted by: Braenyard


Didn't a bunch of grade school kids have to sing a Hymn to obarky?

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:47 PM (KPEbq)

418 was at a dinner party this weekend, it was amazing that all the women over 50yo seemed to think they be doctors and had no problems thinking they should tell everyone else what to do

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 09, 2021 10:48 PM (bTQ72)

419 And, we're all gonna die.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"in the long run, we're all dead."

Posted by: Keynesian Economics at August 09, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

420 418 was at a dinner party this weekend, it was amazing that all the women over 50yo seemed to think they be doctors and had no problems thinking they should tell everyone else what to do
Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 09, 2021 10:48 PM (bTQ72)

Its the MOM syndrome. Now they think they the Mother instinct is OK to use on everyone, not just their kids.

Just tell them... are you my Mom? Shuts em up pretty quick.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:49 PM (oHd/0)

421 414 We don't have any revolutionary music that we can all sing together. When we get the music we'll have the revolution.

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This should do the trick. When do we meet up to rehearse?

https://tinyurl.com/2w5899tr

Posted by: Lost In per at August 09, 2021 10:49 PM (ESLBo)

422 Didn't a bunch of grade school kids have to sing a Hymn to obarky?
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp

Mmm mmm mmm

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 09, 2021 10:50 PM (KAi1n)

423 419 And, we're all gonna die.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"in the long run, we're all dead."
Posted by: Keynesian Economics at August 09, 2021 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

Human life... a Sexually transmitted disease that is ALWAYS lethal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:50 PM (oHd/0)

424 Now you wantz me to build another one?
Posted by: Romeo13

Can haz plz?

Posted by: Sekrit Miklosian Systems at August 09, 2021 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

425
They are blaming the idiot unvaccinated people in fly over country. Trust me im surrounded by these people.

You give them too much credit.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


And completely ignoring the unvaccinated POCs in their midst.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 10:50 PM (63Dwl)

426 So, I noticed this week that the Global Warming freaks have moved the goal posts. I keep seeing a clip of John Kerry claiming the Earth has ALREADY warmed 1.2 degrees. You can argue with their predictions of the future, but you can't argue if it already happened, right? No, you can't see the raw data, Denier!

I don't really believe in reincarnation, but aren't these the same a holes that have been making sacrifices to the Gods to control the weather for the last ten thousand years or so?

Can we go back to throwing virgins into volcanos? That kept the human race safe from extinction for millennia.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 09, 2021 10:51 PM (Wm5SB)

427 Revolutionary song from the '60's,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xaw--HWHecg

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:51 PM (nlbjl)

428 421 414 We don't have any revolutionary music that we can all sing together. When we get the music we'll have the revolution.

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This should do the trick. When do we meet up to rehearse?

https://tinyurl.com/2w5899tr
Posted by: Lost In per at August 09, 2021 10:49 PM (ESLBo)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojoC-Kbzpo8

This

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:51 PM (oHd/0)

429 400 I understand withdrawing the ground troops but we should be bombing, droning and gun shipping these scum until no targets remain.

402 Absolutely.
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The fall of Kabul should full of hilarity.
Posted by: Lost In per at August 09, 2021 10:44 PM (ESLBo

I saw they were putting the B52s up

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 09, 2021 10:51 PM (WF/xn)

430 Never should have been there in the first place, so why kill more people?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:45 PM (oHd/0)

I don't easily forget. These are the same people who provided refuge to Osama and where 9/11 was planned.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:51 PM (2DOZq)

431 ..Not yet. We don't have any revolutionary music that we can all sing together. When we get the music we'll have the revolution. Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:45 PM (nlbjl)

If you want a glimpse into the Euro heart that can so quickly switch into the Industrialized Murder Mode, just watch any of the major Soccer Clubs there on the teevee. You'll notice entire 70k seating stadiums fulla people singing the Team Song, chant-like, in perfect mutual arm-in-arm sway. Damn near as belligerent as a Maoi Hakka in full war-paint regalia. Watch it not as entertainment, bus as a study in bringing masses of people to move and to think as one, and you'll get the clue. Creepy as hell, it is.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2021 10:52 PM (QzJWU)

432 Can we go back to throwing virgins into volcanos? That kept the human race safe from extinction for millennia.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here


Let's save the virgins, go with harris and fluke first.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:53 PM (KPEbq)

433
We don't have any revolutionary music that we can all sing together. When we get the music we'll have the revolution.
Posted by: Braenyard


We'll all have our own autotunes so we won't be out of key.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

434 More Revolutionary music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3F9hSVU5I

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 10:54 PM (nlbjl)

435 Jonestown is a microcosm of what the leftists are doing to America. If the people as a whole ever catch wise to their plans, they'd burn down the country before ceding any power.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 09, 2021 10:55 PM (DXFDM)

436 And completely ignoring the unvaccinated POCs in their midst.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
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As long as that works for them, yes.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 10:56 PM (XHhHI)

437 I smelt a whiff of Zappa, so scrolled quickly past the musical interqualudes.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 09, 2021 10:56 PM (VcFUs)

438 430 Never should have been there in the first place, so why kill more people?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:45 PM (oHd/0)

I don't easily forget. These are the same people who provided refuge to Osama and where 9/11 was planned.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 10:51 PM (2DOZq)

So we should be bombing Pakistan? Who also hid Bin L?

Bin L and ALL of the people who did it were of the House of Saud... yet... we did not invade Saudi Arabia.

I don't forget... I'm retired Navy myself... but our target selection was WAY off IMO.

We lost almost as many Americans by invading Afghanistan, as we lost in 9-11, and apparently have not accomplished a damn thing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:57 PM (oHd/0)

439 Can we go back to throwing virgins into volcanos? That kept the human race safe from extinction for millennia.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here
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King Nyuk Nyuk has kept us safe all these years.

Posted by: Whitmer Klone Precursors at August 09, 2021 10:57 PM (XHhHI)

440 20 years later it's the same people? If it is, then we are pretty shit at this whole war thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2021 10:58 PM (QU5/8)

441 Now you wantz me to build another one?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:46 PM (oHd/0)

[lady-yelling-at-cat.meme]

Seriously though, you gotta tell us that story one day. You're like those guys that made the Seven Wonders of the World.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:58 PM (49Exr)

442 440 20 years later it's the same people? If it is, then we are pretty shit at this whole war thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2021 10:58 PM (QU5/

Hey, but Opium production is WAY up due to our funding their irrigation infrastructure...

So at least we got that going for us...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:59 PM (oHd/0)

443 432 Can we go back to throwing virgins into volcanos? That kept the human race safe from extinction for millennia.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here
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Let's save the virgins, go with harris and fluke first.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 10:53 PM (KPEbq)

So sorry. When we pump the brakes, we get spongy response and the pedal goes all the way to the floor.

Check with Teddy, he's ridden this horse before, he can tell you how it ends.

*Teddy* - it's hookers and blow till your headache kills you, mate.

Posted by: The Donks & The Never Trumpers at August 09, 2021 11:00 PM (VcFUs)

444 QU5/

Hey, but Opium production is WAY up due to our funding their irrigation infrastructure...
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Ya got to look at the big picture

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 11:00 PM (nlbjl)

445 440 20 years later it's the same people? If it is, then we are pretty shit at this whole war thing.
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The Romans had this revenge war stuff sorted out. Evidence: Carthage.

Posted by: Lost I at August 09, 2021 11:01 PM (ESLBo)

446 Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 10:57 PM (oHd/0)

Obama fled to Pakistan. He was based in Afghanistan and protected by the Taliban. And we lost 1470 KIA . We've lost almost 4x as many in training accidents in the same period.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 11:01 PM (2DOZq)

447 Off nasty communist sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 09, 2021 11:02 PM (VcFUs)

448 Now you wantz me to build another one?
Posted by: Romeo13

At the end of my career, I must say I longed for the old days where we built it all out of the nothingness - the databases, the queries, batch runs, the tag, sorts and print runs, TP networks, input screens, everything. But, time marches on. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 11:02 PM (mD/uy)

449
nation building does not work with islam

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 09, 2021 11:02 PM (bTQ72)

450 2 days ago

B-52 bombers and AC-130 Spectre gunships are attacking Taliban terrorists _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 11:03 PM (nlbjl)

451 Long Live the Iocaine Resistance!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2021 11:03 PM (vuisn)

452 20 years later it's the same people? If it is, then we are pretty shit at this whole war thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2021 10:58 PM (QU5/

Yes the Taliban.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 11:04 PM (2DOZq)

453 Thanks for all the content! Much appreciated every night!

About the covid passports. Just want to say, not for the first time here, that if you fake something, you might find yourself facing some serious legal charges, if for instance, you try to get on a plane, or enter a federal building, and they catch you. Plus, getting on some no fly list?
Better we just resist, if we can, the whole concept.

Posted by: MikeM at August 09, 2021 11:04 PM (jbRB1)

454 Jim, i did that crazy soccer supporter stuff before the kiddo was born. All the elements of religion are there.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at August 09, 2021 11:04 PM (EiPf6)

455 My plan is to be shot to death by some hotties jealous husband as I'm boinking away, celebrating my 86th birthday. I mean, if you're gonna be "86d", why not make it a milestone to remember? (if only for a muzzle-flash in time).
Jim

as is now you are going to find youself in bed with a hottie that winds up being a guy and when "her" husband gets home he is going to have a threesome with you as that straight white in the middl.

do not do it

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:04 PM (vI/Pp)

456 Seriously though, you gotta tell us that story one day. You're like those guys that made the Seven Wonders of the World.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:58 PM (49Exr)

Oh, I don't know... worked in technology and computer science for over 40 years? You know... since before there WAS an internet? Taught Network Engineering? Worked for multiple Network Security companies who were development shops? Networked everything from US Navy Ships, to buildings?

Cisco Pro Cert? CISSP Cert? Master MCSE?

But don't worry, your disdain is noted.

/out.... buried Mom today, really don't need aggravation right now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2021 11:05 PM (oHd/0)

457
"They got their shit pushed in."

I like this expression.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2021 11:05 PM (GJ0B1)

458 -Plus, getting on some no fly list?


flying is for suckers anyway

Posted by: will choose a nic later at August 09, 2021 11:05 PM (bTQ72)

459
Whatcha you up to?

Gonna push in antifa's shit.

(no homo)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at August 09, 2021 11:06 PM (GJ0B1)

460 at this whole war thing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 09, 2021 10:58 PM (QU5/
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Yes the Taliban.
Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 11:04 PM (2DOZq)
I cannot believe we gave these goat humping shit heads Stinger MANPADS 40 years ago to shoot down Hind-E helicopters. We should've given the damned soviets all of that $

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 09, 2021 11:06 PM (VcFUs)

461 Mexican president, Obrador, plans to ask Harris for southern border to reopen 'completely'

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 11:07 PM (nlbjl)

462 Corona, Mass Suicide and Doom.

Must be Monday.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2021 11:07 PM (r5dki)

463 RE: the $28 beer

I was at Monument Valley (in UT) once with my kids, & I had to drive appx 75 miles (roundtrip) just to buy booze in AZ. I'm sure the cost of that trip exceeded $28.

The Navajo Nation frowns on booze-- at least for tourists.

Posted by: mnw at August 09, 2021 11:08 PM (Cssks)

464 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (VcFUs) - at August 09, 2021 11:06 PM (VcFUs)

Damn enemy of my enemy philosophy.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 09, 2021 11:08 PM (2DOZq)

465 Mexican president, Obrador, plans to ask Harris for southern border to reopen 'completely'
Posted by: B



does she do that anymore?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:08 PM (vI/Pp)

466 Jonestown is a microcosm of what the leftists are doing to America.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 09, 2021 10:55 PM (DXFDM

Holy crap, so true.

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2021 11:09 PM (r5dki)

467
Mexican president, Obrador, plans to ask Harris for southern border to reopen 'completely'
Posted by: Braenyard


When was it closed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

468 The Covid Recovery Fee: We could not sell beer during the shutdown. You're now going to pay extra to recover our missed revenue and to keep us open.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 11:10 PM (XHhHI)

469 Big brother has been very busily creeping into our lives.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


They've completely dropped the "creeping" part.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 11:10 PM (KPEbq)

470 Those Scary NK people were singing an adaptation of "Uneasy Rider". I'm nearly certain of it.

Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2021 11:11 PM (r4sI4)

471 Motivate your comments.

Posted by: RTW at August 09, 2021 11:11 PM (jJlJu)

472 does she do that anymore?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:08 PM (vI/Pp)
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Heels up - thighs wide

Yeah, think so

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 11:11 PM (nlbjl)

473 nation building does not work with islam

Posted by: will choose a nic later

Incorrect. Country building does not work; nation building (in the true sense of "nation") probably does, if you want that kind of nation.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 09, 2021 11:13 PM (KAi1n)

474 466 Biden administration targets 52 mpg fuel economy regulations by 2026
And the EPA lays the groundwork for stricter regulations to come in 2027.

Just who the F*ck are these people?
Look, if someone wants a vehicle with a particular mileage, then buy it. If not, then not. Let the market decide. Big brother has been very busily creeping into our lives.

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These standards are a not so subtle way to kill off internal combustion vehicles while knowing full well the replacement, electric cars, are untenable due to a lack of capacity in the electrical grid. The Uniparty knows mobility is freedom; killing that off increases their power.

Posted by: Lost I at August 09, 2021 11:13 PM (ESLBo)

475 Motivate your comments.
Posted by: RTW at August 09, 2021 11:11 PM (jJlJu)
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My comments are good enough, they're smart enough, and doggone it! people like them.

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 11:13 PM (XHhHI)

476 That said, I've never been stopped, and I always walk through with my phone and keys and stuff in my pockets. Just security theater. I doubt they're really searching bags too thoroughly either.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:37 PM (UmVA6)


I got stopped, frisked and asked to leave the two bottled waters at a FREAKIN' DAVE RAMSEY arena event. I cracked both bottles open so they couldn't resell them.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2021 11:14 PM (0dhMv)

477 Putin's response to Uncle Joey:

Russian troops to be deployed to Belarus in case of threat of war. _interfax

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 11:14 PM (nlbjl)

478 Write your answer here:

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 11:15 PM (XHhHI)

479 why would somebody go to a dave ramsy event?

what is he going to say he has not said before?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:16 PM (vI/Pp)

480
Motivate your comments.
Posted by: RTW


Go go go Speed Racer.

https://youtu.be/C7Y6GDAcDyw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

481 I was refused admission to an outdoor concert once because I had... an umbrella.

The venue had umbrellas for SALE, you see.

Posted by: mnw at August 09, 2021 11:17 PM (Cssks)

482 was refused admission to an outdoor concert once because I had... an umbrella.

The venue had umbrellas for SALE, you see.
Posted by: m


who are you rhianna?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:18 PM (vI/Pp)

483 I was refused admission to an outdoor concert once because I had... an umbrella.

The venue had umbrellas for SALE, you see.
Posted by: mnw at August 09, 2021 11:17 PM (Cssks)
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Would they stop you for a t-shirt?

Posted by: Axeman at August 09, 2021 11:19 PM (XHhHI)

484 why would somebody go to a dave ramsy event?

what is he going to say he has not said before?

Posted by: confederatefifth

Sell the car!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2021 11:20 PM (mD/uy)

485 Not quite Lawyers, Guns and Money but Tannerite, Alcohol, and Sasquatches is a pretty good substitute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4Vv9d2Wwc

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 09, 2021 11:20 PM (xxG/v)

486 I used to go to the movies as a kid and bring my own popcorn that Mom popped and put in a paper bag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 11:20 PM (63Dwl)

487 My comments are good enough, they're smart enough, and doggone it! people like them.
Posted by: Axeman

*dons virtual cardigan*

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Psychic Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at August 09, 2021 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

488 Would they stop you for a t-shirt?


it was not so much about the tshirt, but they wanted to know why he was hiding it where he was

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:21 PM (vI/Pp)

489 ...an unprecedented wave of Orthodox Jewish families [are] moving to South Florida: education choice. low taxes and good governance. _WSJ

They aren't chased, shot at, killed or beat up either.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2021 11:22 PM (nlbjl)

490 Sell the car!!
Posted by: Tonypet


in his events he gives everybody his real secret to success:

borrow as much as they give you

charge your effing way everywhere

get the ferrari

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:23 PM (vI/Pp)

491 why would somebody go to a dave ramsy event?

what is he going to say he has not said before?

Posted by: confederatefifth

You save money!

*notes that the envelope with "Dave Ramsey" on it was used to light the grill*

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos of Personal Economics at August 09, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

492 when the 2008 mess hit there was some bint you was saying her fans should use their cash to pay off their credit cards before they did anything else

suze something

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:24 PM (vI/Pp)

493 490 In his [Dave Ramsey] events he gives everybody his real secret to success: borrow as much as the give you.
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One word: Plastics.

Posted by: Lost I at August 09, 2021 11:25 PM (ESLBo)

494 if you give me a few mins I could give you everything dave ramsy does and you would get to here me refer to you as an effin retard 10 times.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:25 PM (vI/Pp)

495 Well since the main goal of the govt now is to eliminate the middle class, maybe the time is now to borrow past your eyeballs, spend like there is no tomorrow and go bankrupt. The govt is gonna take it anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 09, 2021 11:26 PM (r+sAi)

496 If I hadn't been the victim of the "no umbrellas" policy, I would've admired the entrepreneurial merchandising!

The venue also wouldn't let me exit the way I came in, & made me sit in traffic for 45 minutes to get out.

I helped me understand people who go postal.

A few weeks after my experiences with this venue, Axel Rose incited a riot there, & the crowd did tens of thousands of dollars in damage... which is how I came to admire Axel until my dying day.

Posted by: mnw at August 09, 2021 11:26 PM (Cssks)

497 nation building does not work with islam

Posted by: will choose a nic later

Incorrect. Country building does not work; nation building (in the true sense of "nation") probably does, if you want that kind of nation.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 09, 2021 11:13 PM (KAi1n)

Nation building, as a would-be outside builder of nations, cannot work with the kid gloves "all cultures are equal" approach, because all cultures are not equal.

Unless you are willing to forcibly alter or abolish the things that made you intervene in the first place, as we did with Germany, as we did with Japan, you're not going to succeed. With Japan, we upended their warrior culture and turned the businessman into the modern day warrior - and even outlawed their religion for a while. It may have been harsh, but it was effective.

With Afghanistan, we said their dysfunctional culture didn't need any changes. It reverted to type. Who could have possibly expected this?

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at August 09, 2021 11:27 PM (Msrhc)

498 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 09, 2021 11:27 PM (AlC5R)

499 Suze Orman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2021 11:27 PM (63Dwl)

500 Something about Dave Ramsey has always bothered me.

It wouldn't surprise me if he openly ignores most of his own advice and lives large on his millions. After all, he's made enough money that he doesn't have to worry about a budget anymore, unlike his followers.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

501 Suze Orman
Posted by: B


her, she's evil

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:28 PM (vI/Pp)

502 3) fuck 'em. $28 for a beer is ridiculous. So is the $14.50 for a bud light, with a mandatory 10% covid surcharge that I paid last time I was flying through LGA.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:13 PM (UmVA6)

It's circumstances like this that make me wish I had a small stash of counterfeit 20's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2021 11:28 PM (yKEqd)

503 Something about Dave Ramsey has always bothered me.

It wouldn't surprise me if he openly ignores most of his own advice and lives large on his millions. After all, he's made enough money that he doesn't have to worry about a budget anymore, unlike his followers.
Posted by: q


at night he runs around out bidening hunter biden

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:28 PM (vI/Pp)

504 500 It wouldn't surprise me if he [Dave Ramsey] openly ignores most of his own advice and lives large on his millions.
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He and Clark Howard run a coupon cartel.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2021 11:29 PM (ESLBo)

505 c5, exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

506 After all, he's made enough money that he doesn't have to worry about a budget anymore, unlike his followers.
Posted by: qdpsteve

"Burritos on Five American Pesos a Day""

Posted by: Miklos Fodor at August 09, 2021 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

507 Miklos, yup.

Dave's burritos all contain at least one pound of truffles.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

508 Pro Disc Golf is the new NFL.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2021 11:31 PM (ESLBo)

509 Suze Orman
Posted by: B


her, she's evil
Posted by: confederatefifth

She worked here for two weeks.

Darleen personally kicked her ass out.

That one was fun to watch.

Posted by: Miklos with a Redneck MBA at August 09, 2021 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

510 There's my comment, 'way back at #76. Huh. I wandered off to watch some stuff, and now... now... it must be bedtime because there's too many comments. Right?

Posted by: mindful webworker's weary brain at August 09, 2021 11:34 PM (/Fvo6)

511 She worked here for two weeks.

Darleen personally kicked her ass out.

That one was fun to watch.



Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:34 PM (vI/Pp)

512 I cannot even imagine what the Taliban are going to do to us on 9/11.
Posted by: pj at August 09, 2021 09:35 PM (G1dq6)

A few cropdusters laying down cyanide would take care of the Taliban.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2021 11:37 PM (yKEqd)

513 ffwded through the bosch seasn 7, stupid.

they should have quit before.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 09, 2021 11:37 PM (vI/Pp)

514 In one form or another, Russian troops have been in/out of Belarus for months. And there's no possibility of "war", since there are no candidate combatants. Belarus' crude klepto-dictatorship is what it is, and Moscow feels comfortable with it, and none of the other neighbors particularly care or have any ability or reason to do anything about it. So there it is.

Haven't checked to see about Kazakhstan, but I think Belarus has the only original post-Soviet strongman still in charge. He's quite a piece of work. In the early post-Soviet years, they were doing things like cutting power to the US embassy, to express their displeasure over us noticing and talking about Lukashenka's depredations.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 09, 2021 11:37 PM (OTzUX)

515 510 There's my comment, 'way back at #76. Huh. I wandered off to watch some stuff, and now... now... it must be bedtime because there's too many comments. Right?
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I just read comment 76. It is a thing of beauty. It brought a tear to my eye.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2021 11:37 PM (ESLBo)

516 why would somebody go to a dave ramsy event?

what is he going to say he has not said before?

Posted by: confederatefifth


At least in his cult you won't be drinking cyanide flavored Flavor Aide.

("cult" is too harsh, I know)

Posted by: Chuck C at August 09, 2021 11:39 PM (EughT)

517 "He and Clark Howard run a coupon cartel."

Coupon cartel LOL. I get annoyed at 7-11 and CVS over that. I wish they would just give us a flat discount instead of making us play their stupid coupon game.

But then, it's really not about saving me money. It's about getting me to buy stuff I don't need to "save" 50 cents




Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 11:39 PM (49Exr)

518 57 at 9:59/8:59/6:59 I don't think a nood is really necessary.
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Dammit, now I gotta buy a watch.
Posted by: dartist at August 09, 2021 09:16 PM (+ya+t)

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I recently had a zoom call with someone in the next time zone over. They were showing me a whole lot of data and templates, so their screen was "shared" for most of the hour. When it was over, I was convinced it was 4:15pm here. I walked out of my office and everything was dark, since it was really 5:15.

Math is hard, and adding in time zones makes it advanced math.

Posted by: 496 at August 09, 2021 11:40 PM (U1eOr)

519 I agree with that one point by Harry...these are quasi-government installations, paid for by the taxpayer. And the taxpayer shouldn't have to foot the bill as if it were a private enterprise!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (Q9lwr)

They have a captive market; essentially a space-constrained monopoly, the farthest thing from a free market. It is legalized robbery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2021 11:40 PM (yKEqd)

520 Something about Dave Ramsey has always bothered me.

It wouldn't surprise me if he openly ignores most of his own advice and lives large on his millions. After all, he's made enough money that he doesn't have to worry about a budget anymore, unlike his followers.
Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 09, 2021 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

Yeah. Agreed. I do enjoy listening to him berate people for their stupid financial decisions though.

But he also lives in a make believe world where you dont need a credit card or a credit score and can go to college by working over the summer and get a degree that is worth something and get a great job right out of college and drive a shitbox car that will be reliable and cheap to maintain and become a millionaire by 40.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 11:40 PM (Tstsj)

521 Test

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 09, 2021 11:40 PM (+I6Y/)

522 Wife complains of horrible headache, just started throwing up. I'm hoping its the food we just ate.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 11:41 PM (49Exr)

523 Singer-songwriter Jason Isbell is requiring proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test at all his concerts

some dude blessing us with his talents I guess...if the venue doesnt allow his demands...he wont play

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 09, 2021 11:41 PM (+I6Y/)

524 talking about Lukashenka's depredations.

Posted by: rhomboid

Oil prices up-more money to subsidize Belarus etc.

Posted by: Miklos needs to get in to the Belarus mail-order Lovely Lady bidnis at August 09, 2021 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

525 Yes, I love that feature. Battery dies in the sensor? Oops, gotta take the tire off the rim to replace the battery. Want to put your snow tires on separate rims? Good fucking luck with that, buddy. Gotta buy 4 new sensors, and get them reprogrammed a few times a year.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:38 PM (UmVA6)

And you cannot replace just the battery. I tried, dammit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2021 11:42 PM (yKEqd)

526 Test
Posted by: a dude in MI

In Hungarian "test" means "body"

English speakerers are taunt poor Miklos

Posted by: Miklos, a mere Magyar at August 09, 2021 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

527 523 Singer-songwriter Jason Isbell is requiring proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test at all his concerts

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OK. His concerts, his rules. My rules, f**k him.

Go find your local musicians and support them instead. You make friends and the beer is cheaper.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2021 11:44 PM (ESLBo)

528 One thing in Dave Ramsay's favor. Huge gun collector and ardent 2A supporter. So, there's that.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2021 11:45 PM (QzJWU)

529 I am not saying buy some 450 psi pipe. Don't take a six inch piece of it, don't cap both ends and put a valve in. Do not place all the sensors in said pipe and air it up to tire pressure for vehicle. Do not place in trunk or glove box where vehicle can sense.
Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 09:44 PM (KPEbq)

Problem is, it is as much trouble to do that as it is to fix the sensors properly. And when the batteries in the captive sensors go dead, and they will, the system glitches anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2021 11:47 PM (yKEqd)

530 One thing in Dave Ramsay's favor. Huge gun collector and ardent 2A supporter. So, there's that.
Jim

But

Jib?

Cut?

One does not simply..."cut" a jib..one.."sets"

Posted by: Miklos, trusting Cap'm Jim at August 09, 2021 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

531 There is a PBS documentary about Jonestown where they interview a few survivors. The *really scary* part is their wistful comments that "It should have been paradise" and "We were so close".

I think they would join again, even though they lost friends, spouses, and children.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 09, 2021 11:48 PM (EughT)

532 The Navajo Nation frowns on booze-- at least for tourists.
Posted by: mnw

I ALWAYS carry my cooler.

Posted by: Infidel at August 09, 2021 11:49 PM (VDqwV)

533 All those concerned Huntington Beach residents wi go right back to voting straight D. Cuz mean tweets and white supremacy and shit.

Fuck em. I hope their city and they a rot in a sea of homeless shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 09, 2021 11:51 PM (iY5k5)

534 'Singer-songwriter Jason Isbell is requiring proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test at all his concerts"

What authority do entertainers have to enforce vaccination. Is he going to pay people to administer Covid tests at the gate?

If not, what's the point? I'm assuming he's demanding proof of a negative Covid test. Same day? Last 24 hours? Last 3 days? Lots of chances for infection in 24 hours.

He's setting up an event where people will assume they are safe when they really aren't. I mean, if you were really concerned about superspreading, why not cancel the concert? Money.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 11:52 PM (49Exr)

535 The Navajo Nation frowns on booze-- at least for tourists.
Posted by: mnw

I ALWAYS carry my cooler.
Posted by: Infidel

Our People....we waste nothing

The forgotten tourist's Boones' Farm

We have special ceremony

Posted by: Tribal Miklos (Lumbee) at August 09, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

536 Pro Disc Golf is the new NFL.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2021 11:31 PM (ESLBo)

I don't care for the pros at all, but disc golf is a great sport. Pretty much all of the enjoyment of golf, without most of the frustration of golf, all while being difficult to even spend over $100 on.

Posted by: Sjg at August 09, 2021 11:54 PM (gDSJf)

537 Sigh. Seems like a lot of work for a solution in search of a problem. I'd much rather just not have the sensors.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:48 PM (UmVA6)

You can do that, easy enough. My '08 Suburban is equipped with TPMS. When I got it, the factory steel wheels had the TPMS sensors, and they all worked. That was in 2011. Those tires wore out, and I managed to snag a nice set of 17" GM factory aluminum wheels with decent tires on them, for $300. I put those wheels on it, with no TPMS sensors. So, every startup, I'd get a "TPMS system fault" alert, which I could cancel out using the trip odometer reset button. Everything else worked fine. Wore those tires out; bought new 17's, had them mounted, and put the sensors off the old steel wheels on them. All was well for a year or two, then sensor batteries started dying. Now it throws a "low tire" light, and my cruise control and manual shift feature are inhibited.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2021 11:54 PM (yKEqd)

538 534 'Singer-songwriter Jason Isbell is requiring proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test at all his concerts." What authority do entertainers have to enforce vaccination. Is he going to pay people to administer Covid tests at the gate?
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He using the same fig leaf that all Uniparty assholes ultimately use: cuz they can get away with it. It is pandemic theater and utterly useless. Remember it is all about Science!

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 09, 2021 11:55 PM (ESLBo)

539 Problem is, it is as much trouble to do that as it is to fix the sensors properly. And when the batteries in the captive sensors go dead, and they will, the system glitches anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I've heard if one uses PVC pipe you can knock one out in about 15 min. and if one end is threaded just undo it and replace sensors....so I've heard.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 09, 2021 11:55 PM (KPEbq)

540 So that's not the same as the "Ace of Spades Society for Tits, Boobs, Jugs, Fun Bags, Humdingers, Happy Pillows, Melons, snuggle Puppies, tatas, cans, hooters and knockers"?

Posted by: Rbastid at August 09, 2021 11:56 PM (LIfCn)

541 Dave Ramsey is good for people who are financial retards and cant control themselves. But if you have some financial sense a lot of his advise is really stupid. First and foremost is paying off the mortgage early when mortgages are 3%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 09, 2021 11:59 PM (iY5k5)

542 So that's not the same as the "Ace of Spades Society for Tits, Boobs, Jugs, Fun Bags, Humdingers, Happy Pillows, Melons, snuggle Puppies, tatas, cans, hooters and knockers"?
Posted by: Rbastid

They say that it is more difficult to write a short story than a novel.

Posted by: Literary Miklos at August 10, 2021 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

543 Why did he order everyone killed again?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 10:20 PM (49Exr)


He thought the US or Guyanese government was going to take all his followers from him because he ordered the assassination of a member of Congress who came to figure out what was happening in his "colony"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 12:01 AM (0dhMv)

544 Isbell: Venues are "just getting so much pushback from some of the governors of certain states who want to kowtow to their political base and try to make people think their freedom is being encroached upon," Isbell said. "I'm all for freedom. but if you're dead, you don't have any freedoms at all. It's probably important to stay alive before you start questioning your liberty"

Isbell has decided his fans aren't sophisticated enough to make the right choice themselves, so he's going to do it for them.

Isbell is the authority on whether your freedoms are being encroached upon, not you. And note the talking point about certain governors.

https://tinyurl.com/y3cdf5da

And he gets really self-righteous in the Twitter comments, the usual "how many kids have to die before you bitter clingers get jabbed" nonsense.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:02 AM (49Exr)

545 So we have crumbling subway stations, subway cars from the '70s, signaling technology from the early 1900's, and tunnels built before electricity was really a thing -- but yes, we should focus on replacing thousands of perfectly fine buses with ELECTRIC buses, which I guarantee will be end up being a shit show.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 09:59 PM (UmVA6)

If they are battery electric, or fuel cells, no bueno. Electric trolley buses, OTOH, are about as good as it can get, and still be a bus. They are faster than Diesel buses, and quieter, and last nearly forever. Vancouver, B.C. has run electric trolley buses since about forever. Of course, you have to have a maze of overhead wires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 12:02 AM (yKEqd)

546 Look at me, I'm a guanaco!

Posted by: A Guanaco at August 10, 2021 12:02 AM (VxC1e)

547 "would be requiring proof of vaccinations or a negative test within 72 hours"

So within last 3 days then. I can get tested negative Thursday, go to Obama's party Friday, then be admitted to Isbell's concert Saturday.

And they wonder why we don't take them seriously.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:05 AM (49Exr)

548 Yeah. Agreed. I do enjoy listening to him berate people for their stupid financial decisions though.

But he also lives in a make believe world where you dont need a credit card or a credit score (etc, thanks pixy)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at August 09, 2021 11:40 PM


In fairness, when people with poor financial control hear "get one credit card for emergencies/hotel/air fare/car rental, use it to buy only things you already buy with cash for and pay it off every month" they hear "let's go on vacation" and "free money" and "minimum payment"

"buy the cheapest sedan new, make sure you change the oil regularly, and keep it until it dies" = "lease the biggest SUV you can find"

"go either into the trades or if college, pick a bankable major, go to community college for two years, CLEP out of what you can and then go to a large state university (in your state)" = "take out max student loans, major in psychology/ -studies, go to a cool out of state school and PARTY!"

Posted by: Chuck C at August 10, 2021 12:06 AM (EughT)

549 Now it throws a "low tire" light, and my cruise control and manual shift feature are inhibited.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Well, that's a PIA. My TPMS sensor batteries (Batteries...I'm coming to hate them) died while back...doesn't seem to have any consequence, other than the annoying warning light.

Check Engine came on the other day. Finally got around to plugging the OBD reader in. "Slow O2 Sensor Bank 2 sensor 2"

I popped the hood, read the riot act to the sensor, told it to get off of it's lazy ass. Slammed the hood, reset the UBD.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:07 AM (l0Lgi)

550 >>> I don't care for the pros at all, but disc golf is a great sport. Pretty much all of the enjoyment of golf, without most of the frustration of golf, all while being difficult to even spend over $100 on.
Posted by: Sjg at August 09, 2021 11:54 PM (gDSJf)



I see a lot of hardcore disc golf players with baby strollers. They take the higher end jogging strollers, toss the baby, and load them up with all their discs. They must nee a bunch. I've seen strollers with stacks and stacks. It's just funny to see all these dudes walking around in groups pushing all their baby discs around.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 12:13 AM (pxX6h)

551 "Live events and some cities have been slowly moving in this direction as transmission of Covid's delta variant has new case numbers surging. Chicago's Lollapalooza festival required its attendees to show proof of vaccination or a negative test, while Live Nation is putting that decision in the hands of its artists."

So the entertainers who hooked us up with weed in college are now deciding medical policy. And each one has a different standard. Yay.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:14 AM (49Exr)

552 Problem is, it is as much trouble to do that as it is to fix the sensors properly. And when the batteries in the captive sensors go dead, and they will, the system glitches anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2021 11:47 PM

Could you replace the batteries with capacitors? Now, I'm picturing a short capped metal pipe with a battery and some capacitors wrapped around it. I guess I should paint it red and add a ticking clock for style points.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 10, 2021 12:15 AM (EughT)

553 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve (L2ZTs) at August 10, 2021 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)

554 Oregon's has cancelled the reading, writing and math proficiency standards for High School graduation requirements: "suspending the reading, writing and math proficiency requirements ... will benefit Oregon's Black, Latino, Latina, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian, Pacific Islander, Tribal, and students of color."
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Great. Just great. Time to move to Nebraska or equivalent.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 12:16 AM (ESLBo)

555 >>> Look at me, I'm a guanaco!
Posted by: A Guanaco at August 10, 2021 12:02 AM (VxC1e)


I'm calling shenanigans here. You're just a llllama with poor name branding.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 12:17 AM (pxX6h)

556 I've only had one credit card my entire life and that's American Express . I never wanted to be tempted to make a minimum payment.

Posted by: Just a side note at August 10, 2021 12:17 AM (2DOZq)

557 This is what I get for falling asleep on the sofa...kittehs wake me up.

And now I can't fall back to sleep.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:18 AM (gSAr2)

558 And what the hell is disc golf??

No, never mind.

I don't want to know.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:20 AM (gSAr2)

559 Look at me, I'm a guanaco!
Posted by: A Guanaco at August 10, 2021 12:02 AM (VxC1e)



Sign of the alpacalypse

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2021 12:20 AM (0dhMv)

560 Isbell: "How many kids are in the hospital in Louisiana right now... You seriously need to rethink some shit."

How many kids will be hospitalized because of your concert? Or do you really think your silly rule is foolproof? If you believed your own bs, you would cancel all your concerts.

If it save one child's life, remember?

So spare us the Righteous Dude pose.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:21 AM (49Exr)

561 How many kids will be hospitalized because of your concert? Or do you really think your silly rule is foolproof? If you believed your own bs, you would cancel all your concerts.

If it save one child's life, remember?

So spare us the Righteous Dude pose.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:21 AM (49Exr)

I like 'if the venue cant/wont do the tests..I wont play. OH NOOOS!!

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 10, 2021 12:22 AM (+I6Y/)

562 Oregon's has cancelled the reading, writing and math proficiency standards for High School graduation requirements: "suspending the reading, writing and math proficiency requirements ... will benefit Oregon's Black, Latino, Latina, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian, Pacific Islander, Tribal, and students of color."
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Great. Just great. Time to move to Nebraska or equivalent.
Posted by: Lost In Space
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Grandbabies are being homeschooled in the Ozarks in southern MO.

In the Idiocracy world that is rapidly befalling us, they will rule the world, just for the simple fact that they're actually learning how to read, write and do arithmetic.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:23 AM (gSAr2)

563 will benefit Oregon's Black, Latino, Latina, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian, Pacific Islander, Tribal, and students of color."
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Great. Just great. Time to move to Nebraska or equivalent.
Posted by: Lost In Space
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How is not being able to read and math a benefit again? WOW

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 10, 2021 12:25 AM (+I6Y/)

564 And now I can't fall back to sleep.
Posted by: SMH
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Adopt a coyote...no, never mind...there would be the all night howling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:25 AM (DMQdU)

565 Blacks and Hispanics not doing well on tests? Get rid of the tests and problem solved.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 10, 2021 12:25 AM (iY5k5)

566 >>> I don't want to know.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:20 AM (gSAr2)


I must pass the secret knowledge on before it's my time to pass. Or at least get some sleep. Disc golf is throwing frisbees into baskets like golfers wack golf balls into holes. More disc like than a frisbee but similar.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 12:25 AM (pxX6h)

567 "suspending the reading, writing and math proficiency requirements ... will benefit Oregon's Black, Latino, Latina, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian, Pacific Islander, Tribal, and students of color."
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Great. Just great. Time to move to Nebraska or equivalent.
Posted by: Lost In Space


Gee, if a company needs people who can freaking READ, I don't think that helps the students.

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 10, 2021 12:25 AM (KPEbq)

568 lol MH.

Don't think the kittehs would like a coyote in the house.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:26 AM (gSAr2)

569 "suspending the reading, writing and math proficiency requirements ... will benefit Oregon's Black, Latino, Latina, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian, Pacific Islander, Tribal, and students of color."
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Ah, the soft racism of low expectations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:27 AM (DMQdU)

570 Don't think the kittehs would like a coyote in the house.
Posted by: SMH


H8TR

Posted by: Some Rat in the swamp at August 10, 2021 12:28 AM (KPEbq)

571 I must pass the secret knowledge on before it's my time to pass. Or at least get some sleep. Disc golf is throwing frisbees into baskets like golfers wack golf balls into holes. More disc like than a frisbee but similar.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Frisbees in a basket...

Okay.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:28 AM (gSAr2)

572 Isbell: "How many kids are in the hospital in Louisiana right now... You seriously need to rethink some shit."

How many kids will be hospitalized because of your concert? Or do you really think your silly rule is foolproof? If you believed your own bs, you would cancel all your concerts.

If it save one child's life, remember?

So spare us the Righteous Dude pose.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:21 AM (49Exr)

I'm betting he doesn't own a weed whacker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 12:28 AM (jhfgb)

573 Patriotic Wine advert in the right margin is perfect.

Great soundtrack too, here's the original
https://tinyurl.com/djszrf36

Before I die alone, Let me have vengeance
Before I die alone, I will have vengeance
Before I die alone, Before my time has gone
There's just one thing I have to do
Before the fire and stone, Before your world is gone
Have you some patience, 'Cause I will have my vengeance

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:29 AM (49Exr)

574 Ah, the soft racism of low expectations.
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Nothing soft about it.

It's no different from what the Democratic Party did during antebellum times when reading was forbidden.

Gotta keep 'em on the plantation.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:30 AM (gSAr2)

575 562 In the Idiocracy world that is rapidly befalling us, they will rule the world, just for the simple fact that they're actually learning how to read, write and do arithmetic.
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Up to about 1970 one could get a solid education from public schools. After that everything started to go to hell. Since 2000 the public schools have increasingly failed at their stated purpose which is to teach the basic skills needed to function in the society. Anymore the public schools have become indoctrination mills that sure seem to have one goal: create a population of ignorant serfs that can be ruled.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 12:30 AM (ESLBo)

576 Guanaco is where lllllamas go to train to be investigative agents.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 12:31 AM (pxX6h)

577 Lost In Space,

Exactly.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:31 AM (gSAr2)

578 It's a fascinating stance. They've given up any hope of teaching (certain) nonwhites to be literate or numerate but consider it an advancement that giving up testing that will allow them to receive a document that attests they graduated. Apparently, the real world will honor that document because it doesn't require actual literacy of numeracy as opposed to their attestation. Why even fund this charade? Just have a government clerk issue the document for a $25 fee.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 10, 2021 12:32 AM (QU5/8)

579 Could you replace the batteries with capacitors? Now, I'm picturing a short capped metal pipe with a battery and some capacitors wrapped around it. I guess I should paint it red and add a ticking clock for style points.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 10, 2021 12:15 AM (EughT)

The pipe has to be plastic so the radio signals emitted by the sensors can get out. When all the sensors are absent, apparently the ECM sees a "TPMS system fault", but does not impute that to a low tire or tires. But if one goes out, the system "sees" a low tire, and inhibits cruise control to stop you dying in a blazing wreck on the highway. ///

I own a tire machine. I think I am going to remove all the TPMS sensors from the vehicle, and shitcan them; see what happens. I did drive it for several years with no sensors, and had no issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 12:35 AM (jhfgb)

580 All those concerned Huntington Beach residents wi go right back to voting straight D. Cuz mean tweets and white supremacy and shit.

Fuck em. I hope their city and they a rot in a sea of homeless shit.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I Help Ya Help Ya Help Ya Variant at August 09, 2021 11:51 PM (iY5k5)
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SoCal Native here: likely those are the last of the old timers, who haven't yet, or refuse to, sell their houses and move away. many have likely lived most, if not all of their lives, and might even be generational residents.

they are getting out voted by the young, dumb and woke idiots who bought from the early departed, and they are hell bent on voting into place the paradise their college profs told them they wanted.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 12:35 AM (AlC5R)

581 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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My parents did not play when it came to us kids' learning.

And for that, I am thankful to them.

But my Gammy introduced me to a love of books, which to this day, as a Gammy myself, have passed on to my children and grandchildren.

I cannot fathom a life without knowing how to read.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:36 AM (gSAr2)

582 Some Outdoor Event in America:

Hey! Where you going with that lawn chair?!

No-no-no-no, fellah, we sell lawn chairs here!

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2021 12:37 AM (XHhHI)

583 578 Why even fund this charade? Just have a government clerk issue the document for a $25 fee.
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This is exactly why you see McDonalds automating everything they possibly can. If you think these youths are unemployable now just wait for the full effects of Artificial Intelligence to come to full fruition. At that point the Hunger Games series will be remembered as a documentary.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 12:39 AM (ESLBo)

584 "I cannot fathom a life without knowing how to read."

My grandmother got me into reading when I was a child with the Chronicles of Narnia. Somehow I pulled a Susan and forgot that life.

I have Stephen King to thank for pulling me back in. I had 3 hour delay at DFW airport and made an impulse buy to pass the time: a little book named The Stand.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:40 AM (49Exr)

585 must pass the secret knowledge on before it's my time to pass. Or at least get some sleep. Disc golf is throwing frisbees into baskets like golfers wack golf balls into holes. More disc like than a frisbee but similar.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Frisbees in a basket...

Okay.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:28 AM (gSAr2)
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that's been around here in #Failifornia since the 1970's... hell, we'd play it in college and just pick the next hole at random, using the last hole as the tee. hell, the local par 3 has a set of holes on the course.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 12:40 AM (AlC5R)

586 Last non-anarchist out of Oregon, remember: SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2021 12:41 AM (XHhHI)

587
I own a tire machine. I think I am going to remove all the TPMS sensors from the vehicle, and shitcan them; see what happens. I did drive it for several years with no sensors, and had no issues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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An alternative would be to put the sensors in a small common chamber that can be pressurized, and use main battery power.

Uh, maybe that's what Chuck C. is suggesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:42 AM (9Fwwf)

588 Ah, the soft racism of low expectations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:27 AM (DMQdU)
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It hardens as it congeals.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2021 12:43 AM (XHhHI)

589 hat's been around here in #Failifornia since the 1970's... hell, we'd play it in college and just pick the next hole at random, using the last hole as the tee. hell, the local par 3 has a set of holes on the course.
Posted by: redc1c4
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I was living in Cali in the 70s, mainly NAS Alameda and San Diego, but since I was a little kid at the time, never heard of it.

Sure as hell never seen anyone play it.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:43 AM (gSAr2)

590 I cannot fathom a life without knowing how to read.
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A hundred years ago the it was well understood that an educated population was a socially healthy population. Today the Oregon Governor is a proxy for a society that is fading into becoming terminally ill.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 12:44 AM (ESLBo)

591 I own a tire machine. I think I am going to remove all the TPMS sensors from the vehicle, and shitcan them; see what happens. I did drive it for several years with no sensors, and had no issues.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 12:35 AM (jhfgb)

My 2008 colorado is playing games with the TPMS crap. I get different shit every day. One day its service TPM, next day its a tire icon, next day nothing, next day it just picks one of the above. Screw it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 12:45 AM (VwHCD)

592 Trail ended. Oregon has died of dysentery.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2021 12:45 AM (XHhHI)

593 A hundred years ago the it was well understood that an educated population was a socially healthy population. Today the Oregon Governor is a proxy for a society that is fading into becoming terminally ill.
Posted by: Lost In Space
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The slave owners of the South, the Fascists, the Commies, they all know that an intelligent, well-read populace is a threat to their survival.

Nothing new under the sun.

Except now, you have the might of the US Govt to deal with.

And no one is immune.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:47 AM (gSAr2)

594 589 hat's been around here in #Failifornia since the 1970's... hell, we'd play it in college and just pick the next hole at random, using the last hole as the tee. hell, the local par 3 has a set of holes on the course.
Posted by: redc1c4
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I was living in Cali in the 70s, mainly NAS Alameda and San Diego, but since I was a little kid at the time, never heard of it.

Sure as hell never seen anyone play it.

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I just recently came across Pro Disc Golf tournaments on YouTube. It is really pretty great. I am so hooked. But then again I loved Roller Derby and the Bay City Bombers and Unlimited Hydroplane racing.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 12:48 AM (ESLBo)

595 Berserker!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:48 AM (gSAr2)

596 >>> I have Stephen King to thank for pulling me back in. I had 3 hour delay at DFW airport and made an impulse buy to pass the time: a little book named The Stand.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:40 AM (49Exr)


I read enough SK to get a glimpse into the machinations behind the words. I can't say I like what I saw of his muse. And it got to the point where I could about finish a novel in my head before I finished reading. I mostly got bored of SK. But he sure knows how to pull you in at first and get you interested in his world building.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 12:49 AM (pxX6h)

597 The Stand is probably the best novel Stephen King wrote.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:51 AM (gSAr2)

598 Raednig si weried, teh splleign deons't eevn hvae ot be taht gode, adn teh gsit fo it wlil sitill gte trhouhg. Azmaign!!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 12:53 AM (NRjPt)

599 597 The Stand is probably the best novel Stephen King wrote.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:51 AM (gSAr2)

I liked that one and The Gunslinger series...the first 2 or 3 were the best of those-if I remember correctly

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 10, 2021 12:53 AM (+I6Y/)

600 BTW,

Calling The Stand a little book is kinda funny.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:53 AM (gSAr2)

601 An alternative would be to put the sensors in a small common chamber that can be pressurized, and use main battery power.

Uh, maybe that's what Chuck C. is suggesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:42 AM (9Fwwf)

They use a single 3-volt lithium button cell. So one would have to build a regulated 12 volt to 3 volt reducer. Seems like entirely too much monkey business just to "fool" the system.

I wonder if there is such a thing as an ECM for an overseas-market Suburban that deletes the TPMS crap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 12:53 AM (0TCa7)

602 I enjoyed the Gunslinger series for some odd reason.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:53 AM (gSAr2)

603 598 Raednig si weried, teh splleign deons't eevn hvae ot be taht gode, adn teh gsit fo it wlil sitill gte trhouhg. Azmaign!!

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For the win!

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 12:54 AM (ESLBo)

604 haha...the headline is 7.5 million unemployed will be scrambling to make ends meet when the gravy spigot is turned off- much 'concern' I bet I could take a drive today and have multiple jobs before the day is done

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 10, 2021 12:55 AM (+I6Y/)

605 This OR thing is, well, really something.

The same effective decision has been made for decades by many urban school districts - but of course they never say the quiet part out loud like this. What was it? Baltimore "high school graduates" had a literacy rate near zero?

A governor explicitly stating that educational standards were being abandoned - and that this would "benefit" certain "communities".

The nation has been getting hollowed out in various ways for a while, it now seems to be entering a fairly rapid collapse phase. Collapse of quality, standards, self-respect by the public sector - the inertial wealth of the place could make for a very extended gradual down-slope.

Posted by: rhomboid (OTzUX) at August 10, 2021 12:56 AM (OTzUX)

606 Amazing how the mind fills in the blanks between the first and last letter of a word.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:56 AM (gSAr2)

607 Though I did narrowly avoid being drawn into the Jim Jones Cult, by dint of living in Sandy Eggo vs. the S.F. vortex, I didn't altogether escape the lure of the True Believers.

Yes, I once briefly flirted with becoming a Frisbeeteryian. You know, they believe that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof, and nobody can get it down. And if you die in sin, an evil rottweiller gets your soul as it's chew toy, forever.

But I couldn't reconcile the Whippet's Epistles to the Church of Barkusus with the whole Free Whammo 152 gr. discologies. (and this is not but a mild exaggeration of growing up in Southern CA in the '60s n' '70s was)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 12:57 AM (QzJWU)

608 My 2008 colorado is playing games with the TPMS crap. I get different shit every day. One day its service TPM, next day its a tire icon, next day nothing, next day it just picks one of the above. Screw it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 12:45 AM (VwHCD)

Any indications of the cruise control not working? It might be be that my cruise control intermittent failure is not related to the TPMS, but is coincidental.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 12:57 AM (0TCa7)

609 *dons virtual cardigan*
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Psychic Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at August 09, 2021 11:20

TY for the reminder, it's Aug already. Soon will need the cardigans. Jules has always fun of them, but I just find them coinvent in certain weathers. WTF? well you get the jist, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at August 10, 2021 12:57 AM (55Qr6)

610 "The dancing sickness took place during the latter part of the fifteenth century. Bubonic plague - the black death - decimated Europe near the end of the fourteenth. Whooping cough near the end of the seventeenth, and the first known outbreaks of influenza near the end of the nineteenth. We've become so used to the idea of the flu - it seems almost like the common cold to us, doesn't it? - that no one but the historians seem to know that a hundred years ago it didn't exist." - Stephen King, The Stand

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 12:58 AM (49Exr)

611 Jim,

I was living in NAS Alameda at the time of the Jim Jones fiasco...though living on a military base, I was somewhat sheltered from the insanity of the East Bay at the time.

I'm still surprised that my mom didn't jump on that bandwagon.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:59 AM (gSAr2)

612 They use a single 3-volt lithium button cell. So one would have to build a regulated 12 volt to 3 volt reducer. Seems like entirely too much monkey business just to "fool" the system.
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Nah, c'mon. It would be cool, spoofing the system. 3V zener and a resistor, Bob's yer uncle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:59 AM (AytXr)

613 My parents got me reading early. Real early.

One thing they did in grade school, we'd take turns one by one in class reading along with a story. Those of us who could read well wanted to strangle the kids who had to pore over every single word and mangle pronunciation and take forever to read a simple sentence. Gaaa!! Takes all the fun out of reading, for one thing, because there's no flow. They weren't stupid, but it has to be a huge disadvantage.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 01:01 AM (NRjPt)

614 The Stand is probably the best novel Stephen King wrote.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:51 AM (gSAr2)

Agreed, and I've read them all. Christine is a good 2nd.

One thing about The Stand was I first read it at 18, when I was hungry for wisdom about how the world worked. Amazing how much influence a writer can have on another life.


Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:02 AM (49Exr)

615 Raednig si weried, teh splleign deons't eevn hvae ot be taht gode, adn teh gsit fo it wlil sitill gte trhouhg. Azmaign!!
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I momentarily thought it was rainmandodo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 01:02 AM (AytXr)

616 563 will benefit Oregon's Black, Latino, Latina, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian, Pacific Islander, Tribal, and students of color."
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Great. Just great. Time to move to Nebraska or equivalent.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Our weather is better here in northern NV.

Posted by: WhyBanned at August 10, 2021 01:04 AM (YkawN)

617 The Stand is probably the best novel Stephen King wrote.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:51 AM (gSAr2)
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I believe that's King's opinion as well.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2021 01:04 AM (XHhHI)

618 Those of us who could read well wanted to strangle the kids who had to pore over every single word and mangle pronunciation and take forever to read a simple sentence. Gaaa!!
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I remember this!

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing by Judy Blume was a story we had to read when I was in...fourth grade.

This story resonated with me, because of course, it did.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:05 AM (gSAr2)

619 J.W. Gacy lived in my hometown for quite a while before moving to Chicago and stuffing a crawlspace with dead boys. He was active in Democrat politics, and managed two Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants iirc. I've always wondered if there were any cold cases for missing kids they wondered about from that time period and maybe investigated. There are some seriously defective MFers out there.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 10, 2021 01:05 AM (NRjPt)

620 SMH. Mid '70s, it was a rare week that I wasn't handed some pamphlet or another from this, that or the other cult, simply when leaving the VON'S grocery store with another armful of bags to the car.

Funny thing though. Not a damned one of them ever offered to help with the armfulls of bags to the car. NOT. ONCE.

Informed my instinctive decision matrix long before my more fully developed cognitive program had fully downloaded and run it's .exe files.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

621 Those of us who could read well wanted to strangle the kids who had to pore over every single word and mangle pronunciation and take forever to read a simple sentence. Gaaa!!
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Yup. I'd turn my book over just to make it interesting.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2021 01:06 AM (XHhHI)

622 My parents got me reading early. Real early.
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My parents didn't read crap beyond the newspaper and tabloids.

It was my Gammy who loved reading and passed it on to me.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:07 AM (gSAr2)

623 I am a fan of Pet Cemetery. I enjoyed that the most.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 10, 2021 01:07 AM (UDdOC)

624 "I mostly got bored of SK."

I can see that. His other works are not re-reads for me. There is a pattern. I think even King remarked that his works were subpar.

Frank Herbert is another matter entirely. I think I went through his series 12 times, always picking up a new puzzle piece I had missed.

Been a decade since I have read him. I should go back. His Dune series will be almost new to me again.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:07 AM (49Exr)

625 Jim,

Amen.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:07 AM (gSAr2)

626 Disc golf is fun. Frisbee plus a nice nature walk. I always found Steven King books long-winded and boring. I guess I am not surprised he is such a miserable jerk.

Posted by: WhyBanned at August 10, 2021 01:08 AM (YkawN)

627 I think Desperation was my favorite King novel that I've read.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2021 01:09 AM (XHhHI)

628 Berserker!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 12:48 AM (gSAr2)

SMH!!! (wtf does that mean anyway?)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

629 Pet Cemetary creeped me out as a kid.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:09 AM (gSAr2)

630 Uh, oh...the Yawn light just came on. I'm, out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 01:10 AM (l0Lgi)

631 lol Berserker.

Shaking
My
Head.

Dissidentin' is my own word.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:11 AM (gSAr2)

632 Common Tater / SMH

I was made the object of derision in the 4th grade in a class reading, 'cause I could and did, read the voices in a fully animated style, in full storyteller mode, having not once ever read the text in advance.

From then on, I read shit in the standard monotone, just to get through the fucking day. Bonus. First schoolyard fight was also 4th grade, 'cause I dared defend Nixon vs. RFK and his beautiful hair. I proved Nixon would support the .mil, while RFK was a pinko.

Scuffle was a draw, but I learned then what a classroom of lemmings was, long before I learned what lemmings, were.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

633 Hah! I was at a WalMart today, and as I came out to my truck with some bags of stuff, a man and a woman flag me down, and said, "We saw this woman run into your truck. The guy left a note on my windshield, too. He said, "the woman is still here, parked over in the next row", and he guided me over there. Paki muslim broad, hugely pregnant, and driving a late model Dodge minivan. The minivan has a torn soft plastic bumper cover, and slightly crumpled front fender. Might be a thousand dollars damage. My old '88 Chevy? Two little white scuff marks on the lower apron of the box, and one quarter-sized dimple. I would never had noticed it, had the witness not pointed it out. She wanted to give me insurance docs, etc., but I just wanted to get out of there. I did talk to her husband on the phone, and got his number, just in case some hidden damage crops up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 01:11 AM (0TCa7)

634 M-O-O-N that spells I shit my pants!

Posted by: Tom Cullin Biden at August 10, 2021 01:12 AM (+I6Y/)

635 I read "Misery" during winter break in college. I was alone in my dorm room. I had not seen the movie. It was creepy. That's the only Stephen King I've read. The only Stephen King visual thing I've seen is Carrie and The Langoliers. That is kind of a mesmerizing movie. At least in the sense that I watched it again. LOL

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 10, 2021 01:12 AM (KAi1n)

636 lol Jim.

I didn't start getting into fights until I moved to Hawaii in 1980.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:12 AM (gSAr2)

637 Any indications of the cruise control not working? It might be be that my cruise control intermittent failure is not related to the TPMS, but is coincidental.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 12:57 AM (0TCa7)

I don't know if it even has cruise control. lol. Its a pretty stripped down truck. I got it from the dude who i got the house from. It's real clean, and they were only going to give him $1400 trade in at the dealer so he asked if I wanted it to help with the move. All I have done with it is start it, throw the AC on, pack it with shit and drive to the new house. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 01:13 AM (VwHCD)

638 AOP,

You are a gem.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:13 AM (gSAr2)

639 Not gonna lie.

I love The Langoliers miniseries.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:14 AM (gSAr2)

640 Being a good writer isn't everything though. There's a blogger I love (and won't name) who uses the same format for all her posts, even the same formula phrasing. It can get tedious. But her ideas are unique and insightful.

I'm happy she doesn't know she's a bad writer, because then she would clam up and not share her wisdom.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:15 AM (49Exr)

641 Though it definitely didn't help my antipathy towards flying.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:15 AM (gSAr2)

642 "First schoolyard fight was also 4th grade, 'cause I dared defend Nixon vs. RFK and his beautiful hair."

That was never a thing in my world (and I don't mean just Nixon v. RFK). Who gets in fights over politicians? Why are 4th grade boys having anything to do with politics with each other?

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 10, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n)

643 When I was in sixth grade, the fights were mostly enlisted kids vs officer kids.

I despised officer kids at the time.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:17 AM (gSAr2)

644 AOC tonight in a CNN interview has sorted out the root causes for the 1/6 dust up. Yeppers, it was all about lusty men with beards wanting to rape her. I know, bless her heart.

"You know white supremacy and patriarchy are very linked in a lot of ways. There is a lot of sexualizing of that violence. I didn't think that I was just going to be killed. I thought other things were going to happen to me as well."

Bash said, "So it sounds like what you're telling me is that you didn't only think that you were going to die, you thought you were going to be raped?"

Ocasio-Cortez said, "Yeah. yeah, I thought I was."

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 01:18 AM (ESLBo)

645 "First schoolyard fight was also 4th grade, 'cause I dared defend Nixon vs. RFK and his beautiful hair."

That's funny. Kids on our block had a clubhouse in the late 70s, and to become a member you had to pass an obstacle course and a trivial pursuit test. First question was: What is Watergate?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:19 AM (49Exr)

646 Langoliers.

Inside baseball here. Every control input on that DC-10 was authentic as could be. You can learn a lot about how an airliner is run from that series.

Yeah, it leaves OUT a lot. But what you see, is what the real pilots DO. Someone was one hell of a strong-willed consultant to ensure those cockpit scenes were done more for CORRECTNESS, than for DRAMA. (and the scenes were dramatic aplenty, fwiw.)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

647 522 Wife complains of horrible headache, just started throwing up. I'm hoping its the food we just ate.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 09, 2021 11:41 PM (49Exr)

ER. Now. That could be a brain bleed.

Posted by: WhyBanned at August 10, 2021 01:20 AM (YkawN)

648 Ocasio-Cortez said, "Yeah. yeah, I thought I was."

What an idiot. When one of their own was shot in the back in cold blood, the protestors immediate reaction was not to mob the shooter, it was to render first aid to the dying victim.

ie., they were not violent people

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:21 AM (49Exr)

649 Jim,

Funny that you mention DC-10s.

My dad's cousin died on a DC-10 in 1979.

I remember my dad getting the phone call from my uncle in LA that her plane crashed after takeoff at O'Hare.

The engine fell off the wing, and the plane crashed near a trailer park at the end of the runway.

My dad went to her memorial service in Chicago.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:24 AM (gSAr2)

650 643. I despised officer kids at the time.

My best friend as a kid, his dad was Colonel who fought in the Pacific Theater during WWII. He had a stash of battle field photos. The enemy pics, alive and dead, made our hair stand on end. Still does in my mind. We should have never seen those things and if he knew we found them he would have strung us up. Memory is an odd thing, things disappear for decades and then just like that a comment about officer kids and it all comes rushing back.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 01:24 AM (ESLBo)

651 Jim,

I was living in NAS Alameda at the time of the Jim Jones fiasco...though living on a military base, I was somewhat sheltered from the insanity of the East Bay at the time.

I'm still surprised that my mom didn't jump on that bandwagon.
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i was pretending to go to college at St Mary's, in Moraga, through the Caldicot tunnel, then hang a right at either Orinda or Lafayette... we had koolade parties, because of course we did.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 01:24 AM (AlC5R)

652 "That could be a brain bleed."

Thanks, she's okay now. Migraine induced the vomiting. I pulled up a list of Covid related symptoms off the net, just to check. Not very helpful:

Fever or chills, Cough, Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing, Fatigue, Muscle or body aches, Headache, New loss of taste or smell, Sore throat, Congestion or runny nose.


Nausea or vomiting
Diarrhea

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:24 AM (49Exr)

653 For some reason, my dad was adamant that his kids have nothing to do with Chicago, even his own family.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:25 AM (gSAr2)

654 There are indirect tpms now.

They are not the majority but are gaining market share. There are no pressure sensors at all. There has to be an abs that gathers wheel rotational velocity, accel and slip. It compares each tire speed to the rest with the difference in speed being due to radius difference and therefore pressure. Old systems weren't reliable and would not report right if all 4 tired were deflated, like from temp change. But new systems are supposed to overcome this using real time spectrum analysis of the speeds. They would need to calculate some type of abar, n0, variance/covariance of the system which would change as a function of specific tire deflation.

The advantage of indirect is no pressure sensor is required.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 10, 2021 01:26 AM (pxX6h)

655 Nah, c'mon. It would be cool, spoofing the system. 3V zener and a resistor, Bob's yer uncle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2021 12:59 AM (AytXr)

I just did a search on TPMS spoofing. Apparently the the "pipe bomb" approach won't work with all sensors. Many contain an accelerometer that is used to wake them up out of sleep mode when the wheel begins turning. Then they send out a strong signal for a few minutes, and then go into partial sleep, not transmitting, unless they detect low pressure or high temperature. Sensors in the pressure tank won't see enough motion to "wake up".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 01:27 AM (0TCa7)

656 Posted by: Lost In Space
___

My dad retired as CPO (E-7). He did two tours as a river rat in 'Nam before and after I was born.

He didn't tell me what he went through until I came home from my 2nd deployment to Iraq in '06.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:28 AM (gSAr2)

657 I'm staying out of the ER unless absolutely necessary. I worked in an ER before it seems like it would be the place mostly likely to infect us with Covid.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:29 AM (49Exr)

658 Lost in Space. My 3rd n' 4th grade Bookmobile had books with many such pics. The librarian knew naught about them, till I checked them out and back in. Ended up with my Mom winning a war with her, about what I was allowed to check out to read. (everything).

SMH. I remember that crash, well. The photos of it at a full 90 degree bank in flight, while crashing, sucked out the soul. THAT was an unrecoverable incident, no matter what the crew did, was futility. IIRC, it was a maintainence flaw, vs. design shortcoming. But Douglas got blamed, all the same.

DC-10 and MD-11 put McDonnel Douglas out of the civil aviation world, once and for all. Pity, the DC-3 was their legacy, and still is.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:30 AM (QzJWU)

659 I love The Langoliers miniseries.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:14 AM (gSAr2)

Langoliers are very pretty. But dusting all those little crystals is a beeyotch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 01:31 AM (0TCa7)

660 Jim,

I know, I've seen many documentaries about that flight.

Most horrifying to me, the passengers got to see their own doom, courtesy of in-flight screens showing the view from the cockpit.

My dad's cousin left behind a husband and two sons.

It's funny, my mom's side of the family is pretty much extinct, and my dad's side is complete strangers to me.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:34 AM (gSAr2)

661 banana Dream.

Nightmare of the non TPS system-system, is that all four tires MUST BE identical in design, age and mileage, for that to work at all.

Blow a tire on a curb? You're not replacing one tire, but the whole set of four. Rolling diameters, tread-wear, temperature profiles, etc. Don't believe me? Wait 50k miles or your first curb, whichever comes first.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

662 656 He didn't tell me what he went through until I came home from my 2nd deployment to Iraq in '06.
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My friend's dad, the Colonel, never once spoke of what he experienced in WWII and made it clear he wouldn't, not unusual. But we knew to a degree from his battlefield relics and for some reason we had enough sense not to say a word, ever. For eight year olds that has to be some sort of record or an actual miracle. As an aside he let us wear his war hats. We were so proud.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 01:36 AM (ESLBo)

663 That was never a thing in my world (and I don't mean just Nixon v. RFK). Who gets in fights over politicians? Why are 4th grade boys having anything to do with politics with each other?
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 10, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n)

Same here. I never talked politics with my kids either and never heard any of their friends talk about it either.

Posted by: WhyBanned at August 10, 2021 01:36 AM (YkawN)

664 The Stand is why when I first learned of covid Captain Trips flashed through my mind.


Wouldn't that just have been a chrome plated disaster if it were similar?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 10, 2021 01:37 AM (KATBx)

665 The solution to $15 beers at baseball games? $5 softgel. It'll last the whole game.

Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n/FKWJm) at August 10, 2021 01:37 AM (KAi1n)

666 As an aside he let us wear his war hats. We were so proud.
Posted by: Lost In Space
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As you should be.

I was 38 when I came home in late 2006 from Taji.

When I drove down to Orlando to see my folks in 2007,
that is when he told me what he went through in 'Nam.

What I went through in Iraq doesn't even come close to the hell he went through.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:39 AM (gSAr2)

667 ..It's funny, my mom's side of the family is pretty much extinct, and my dad's side is complete strangers to me. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:34 AM (gSAr2)

We have this in common, down to the level of hangnails and halitosis.

My good fortune, is that I did get to meet a wide spectrum from my Mom's side, before it was too late. Much of that was of my own doing, because I knew it must be done, while possible. And so, I did. Dropping in un-announced on an Aunt in Groton CT, via Gold Wing, was a priceless experience. She is long gone, but the memory, lingers.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

668 shit.

Really?

I get the number of the beast??

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:40 AM (gSAr2)

669 657 I'm staying out of the ER unless absolutely necessary. I worked in an ER before it seems like it would be the place mostly likely to infect us with Covid.
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:29 AM (49Exr)

The ones here are so uptight about covid you could probably eat off the floor or the gurney.

Posted by: WhyBanned at August 10, 2021 01:42 AM (YkawN)

670 Slapweasel

\\

I think Jim has his number

Posted by: Miklos in actually worried at August 10, 2021 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

671 My good fortune, is that I did get to meet a wide spectrum from my Mom's side, before it was too late. Much of that was of my own doing, because I knew it must be done, while possible. And so, I did. Dropping in un-announced on an Aunt in Groton CT, via Gold Wing, was a priceless experience. She is long gone, but the memory, lingers.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
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My Gammy, my Gramps (Gammy's daddy), and my Uncle are the only ones from my mom's side I knew.
Galveston, TX.

My uncle was gunned down in Chicago when I was five (1974), and my Gramps passed away in 1977.

Family lore is that my mom's dad had his own son gunned down.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:43 AM (gSAr2)

672 ..That was never a thing in my world (and I don't mean just Nixon v. RFK). Who gets in fights over politicians? Why are 4th grade boys having anything to do with politics with each other? Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n) at August 10, 2021 01:15 AM (KAi1n) ~ Same here. I never talked politics with my kids either and never heard any of their friends talk about it either.
Posted by: WhyBanned at August 10, 2021 01:36 AM (YkawN)


I was a USN Submariner's son, and my Mom was very involved in CA Repub politics. I've got a pic of me n' my brother with Barry Goldwater at the '63 CA Repub Convention, in San Diego, CA. I did tend to stick up even then, for what I knew was right. And even then, from paying attention, knew more than those who merely "watched the news".

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:44 AM (QzJWU)

673 The solution to $15 beers at baseball games? $5 softgel. It'll last the whole game.
Posted by: SFGoth (KAi1n/FKWJm) at August 10, 2021 01:37 AM (KAi1n)

$15 beer at a baseball game? Well, it's outrageous, but you are paying for entertainment, and the extra $12 on the beer is just part of that package. You don't have to go to a baseball game. $28 beer at an airport? Different kettle of fish. You go to the airport to catch a plane to go somewhere. It's a public utility, and indeed many, if not all airports run on tax dollars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 01:45 AM (0TCa7)

674 So no, as far as I am concerned, Chicago is a city of death.

I may have been born there, but I have nothing but disgust for that city.

It killed a huge chunk of my family.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:46 AM (gSAr2)

675 Had I been raised there, I wouldn't be here now.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:47 AM (gSAr2)

676 Nausea or vomiting
Diarrhea
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish

Now see?

We can have nice traditional things

Posted by: All Dreameros, si at August 10, 2021 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

677 ..Family lore is that my mom's dad had his own son gunned down. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:43 AM (gSAr2)

You've got it worse than my ex, whose Dad was machine gunned down in the late '40s in New Orleans.

Yep. I survived an Italian ex. What'chugonna DO bout it, huh?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

678 Had I been raised there, I wouldn't be here now.
Posted by: SMH


*quizzical Hungarian look*

Posted by: Lil' Miklos at August 10, 2021 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

679 Jim,

Thank you for being a friend.

Meeting you, and Ben Had, and so many others from the Horde has been a lifesaver for me.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:48 AM (gSAr2)

680 Well, I am going to go to bed. Been a long day.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2021 01:50 AM (0TCa7)

681 ..Thank you for being a friend.

Meeting you, and Ben Had, and so many others from the Horde has been a lifesaver for me. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:48 AM (gSAr2)


We are inseparably linked, now till the end of our days, and beyond.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

682 lol Miklos.

My dad did the right thing in getting stationed in Cali a mere few weeks after I was born in Nov 1968.

I think the Dem convention really shook him up.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:50 AM (gSAr2)

683 ..Family lore is that my mom's dad had his own son gunned down. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:43 AM (gSAr2)

You've got it worse than my ex, whose Dad was machine gunned down in the late '40s in New Orleans.

Yep. I survived an Italian ex. What'chugonna DO bout it, huh?

Jim

I write stories that get published.

Editorial services offered.

Posted by: Miklos, who has written entire damn books based on REAL LIFE at August 10, 2021 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

684 Wouldn't that just have been a chrome plated disaster if it were similar?

"For a fictional comparison, Captain Trips... had an R0 of about five. A group of ten people would infect fifty, who then infected two hundred and fifty people, and so on. Coupled with a mortality rate of 99.4%, Captain Trips effectively ended human society."

https://tinyurl.com/2ew8snzh

I think Covid hit an R value of 1.5 and is currently around 1.0

My concern is that everyone has learned bad masking and poor quarantine habits. Meaning the if the Real Thing ever hits, a lot of people will die from hubris.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:51 AM (49Exr)

685 Death doesn't scare me.

It's living in this f*cked up world that does.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:53 AM (gSAr2)

686 So no, as far as I am concerned, Chicago is a city of death.

I may have been born there, but I have nothing but disgust for that city.

It killed a huge chunk of my family.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:46 AM (gSAr2)

I was born in Newark. The birds fly upside down over that city because there is nothing worth shitting on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 01:56 AM (VwHCD)

687 "my Mom was very involved in CA Repub politics. I've got a pic of me n' my brother with Barry Goldwater at the '63 CA Repub Convention"

Ha. Decent odds you ran into my father.

Wouldn't that be a hoot.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 01:56 AM (49Exr)

688 My dad did the right thing in getting stationed in Cali a mere few weeks after I was born in Nov 1968.

Posted by: SMH

My Old Papa laughed that he got the Official Letter that he was an Official US Citizen about five days after reporting for Basic at Fort Jackson

Posted by: Miklos, needs ice and vacation at August 10, 2021 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

689 Berserker,

You and your bro better be there at the TxMoMee again.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:57 AM (gSAr2)

690 Ft Jackson...lol.

Will always have fond (and not so fond) memories of that place.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:58 AM (gSAr2)

691 I had much more fun there in 1987 than in 2001.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:00 AM (gSAr2)

692 ..Berserker, You and your bro better be there at the TxMoMee again. Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:57 AM (gSAr2)

Concur. You two set a benchmark that can only be matched once again, by You Two. Name your booze though, you've EARNED IT!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 02:02 AM (QzJWU)

693 Tank Hill, ftw.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:02 AM (gSAr2)

694 Berserker,

You and your bro better be there at the TxMoMee again.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:57 AM (gSAr2)

I'll be there, as far as the bro goes the jury is still out on that one. He isn't a road tripper like he used to be. On the other hand, Mrs B will be there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:02 AM (VwHCD)

695 Garcia the 13th greatest guitar player of all time? lol

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 02:02 AM (bCkNL)

696 He didn't tell me what he went through until I came home from my 2nd deployment to Iraq in '06.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:28 AM (gSAr2)
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/hand salute to both of you

i've only been shot at on purpose here in Lost Angels, and by accident out with the Army. i can't *even* begin to imagine.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:03 AM (AlC5R)

697 Will always have fond (and not so fond) memories of that place.
Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin'

ONT Victory Begins Here

Posted by: Miklos, going to the Class 6 at August 10, 2021 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

698 Garcia the 13th greatest guitar player of all time? lol

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 02:02 AM (bCkNL)

Shit, he don't crack the bottom 1000 in my book.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:05 AM (VwHCD)

699 lol red,

I had a somewhat typical black woman 'tude...

"Oh hell naw. Someone shooting at ME???"

*Aims SAW*

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:05 AM (gSAr2)

700 695 Garcia the 13th greatest guitar player of all time? lol
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Can we include classical, jazz, blues and Latin in addition to rock guitarist? I doubt he would make the top 100.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 02:05 AM (ESLBo)

701 Miklos. My ex was raised by her Grandparents on the Maternal side, and had next to nothing contact with her Mom's wayward dalliances on the distaff side of the law.

I came to know her mom well in her later years. She was gun-moll-trash, even then. And I un-welcomed her in our house, not because I didn't want her and my ex to long lost bond, but because the fights past 3 am fucked up my sleep beyond caring. There is some shit beyond which, I shall not put. A

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 02:08 AM (QzJWU)

702 ..And that was some of such shit, to be precise.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/apologies for fractured post.


Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 02:10 AM (QzJWU)

703 Insomnia, starving and nothing sounds good.

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2021 02:12 AM (VDqwV)

704 Jim,

Can't blame you there.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:13 AM (gSAr2)

705 Hey Infidel!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:14 AM (gSAr2)

706 I had a somewhat typical black woman 'tude...

"Oh hell naw. Someone shooting at ME???"

*Aims SAW*

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:05 AM (gSAr2)

lol that exactly how I pictured you before I met you.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:15 AM (VwHCD)

707 I'm making manapua later this week, when my bamboo steamer gets here.

I've been on a Hawaiian/Chinese/Filipino food kick as of late.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:16 AM (gSAr2)

708 Ft Jackson...lol.

Will always have fond (and not so fond) memories of that place.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 01:58 AM (gSAr2)
__
processed through there in '83, on the way to Benning... took maybe a week. i have no fond memories of Jackson, and the only one for Benning was GTFO.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:16 AM (AlC5R)

709 {SMH}

I have the hangrys.

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2021 02:17 AM (VDqwV)

710 Berserker,

I got written up for shooting a camel spider in Kuwait in '03 with my SAW.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:17 AM (gSAr2)

711 I'm to the snoozer, Horde.

October, beckons. I yearn for October.

When Santa-Had reads out gifts from the door prize bag, and the slaughtered pigs are cooked whole and all the bottles are uncorked and the music and dancing last far into the night.

Sugar plum fairies fade in compare.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston ,TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 02:18 AM (QzJWU)

712 I'm making manapua later this week, when my bamboo steamer gets here.

I've been on a Hawaiian/Chinese/Filipino food kick as of late.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:16 AM (gSAr2)
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LOL: never made it to Korea, but i just bought a Kim-chee pot. young Korean guy picked out my red pepper flakes for me, after he saw the Tabasco tattoo. yeah: add slowly, to taste.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:19 AM (AlC5R)

713 I got written up for shooting a camel spider in Kuwait in '03 with my SAW.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:17 AM (gSAr2)
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counseling statement, or worse?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:20 AM (AlC5R)

714 red,

Basic fresh out of high school: summer/fall of '87.

Basic again due to being a dumbass: summer/fall of '01.

The final week of basic in 2001, 9/11.

I have always had very shitty timing.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:21 AM (gSAr2)

715 Berserker,

I got written up for shooting a camel spider in Kuwait in '03 with my SAW.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:17 AM (gSAr2)

Those things?? Shit, I would have used a bazooka, lol. I knew a dude who was a class III dealer some years back. I shot up a bee's nest with a Sten MKII. We called it full auto bee hunting. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:22 AM (VwHCD)

716 counseling statement, or worse?
Posted by: redc1c4
__

Just a counseling statement.

They weren't that dumb

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:22 AM (gSAr2)

717 Can we include classical, jazz, blues and Latin in addition to rock guitarist? I doubt he would make the top 100.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 10, 2021 02:05 AM (ESLBo)
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NO: they aren't rock.

HTH!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:23 AM (AlC5R)

718 Got pinned my stripes once we got to Tikrit.

Went to the NCO promotion board in Nov 2002.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:23 AM (gSAr2)

719 I have always had very shitty timing.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:21 AM (gSAr2)
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damn good thing you weren't/aren't Catholic...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:26 AM (AlC5R)

720 Gotta remember, my division (4th ID) was supposed to go through Turkey in the initial invasion.

God works in mysterious ways indeed.

Didn't get to Kuwait until April 2003, which by then, Third Herd was in Baghdad.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:26 AM (gSAr2)

721 Hasta la nite nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 10, 2021 02:27 AM (QzJWU)

722 No red, I'm a dancing, drinking Baptist .

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:27 AM (gSAr2)

723 Niters Jim!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:27 AM (gSAr2)

724 Insomnia, starving and nothing sounds good.
Posted by: Infidel

One word

Waffle House

Posted by: Miklos has a Gift Card at August 10, 2021 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

725 Got pinned my stripes once we got to Tikrit.

Went to the NCO promotion board in Nov 2002.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:23 AM (gSAr2)
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i was E-3 on enlisting (college-2 yrs) [82] and made E4 a year later [83].

when i was unceremoniously kicked out in Nov '03, i was *still* and E-4, with all good time. 2 weeks short of 20 years TIG.

yes, i was, for all intents and purposes, Specialist of the Army.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:30 AM (AlC5R)

726 MK-19 is my dream weapon.

A machine gun that shoots grenades.

Man, I miss that.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:30 AM (gSAr2)

727 No red, I'm a dancing, drinking Baptist .

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:27 AM (gSAr2)
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as a recovering Catholic, i had already figured that out... i may look dumb, but it's just a disguise.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:31 AM (AlC5R)

728 *still* an E-4...

stupid fingers

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:32 AM (AlC5R)

729 red,

Hubs did eight years in the Army, and got out as an E-4.

Mostly due to the drawdown in the early 90s.

I did only ten years total.

I was E-5 promotable when I ETS in June 2009.

Going to the 'stan was not an option, especially after three years in Iraq. Especially under the JEF.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:33 AM (gSAr2)

730 Insomnia, starving and nothing sounds good.
Posted by: Infidel |
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panoche, maybe? usually leads to very contented sleep in less than an hour.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:34 AM (AlC5R)

731 The E-4 Mafia is a thing.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:34 AM (gSAr2)

732 >>>NO: they aren't rock.

>I guess the guy who replaced him Mayer-something-or-other isn't rock either, but he's more gifted than Jerry.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 10, 2021 02:34 AM (bCkNL)

733 I yearn for October as well.

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2021 02:34 AM (VDqwV)

734 I yearn for October as well.

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2021 02:34 AM (VDqwV)

You doing the MoMe?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:35 AM (VwHCD)

735 I love going to Texas every year.

To see my oldest daughter.

And to see the Horde.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:36 AM (gSAr2)

736 I love going to Texas every year.

To see my oldest daughter.

And to see the Horde.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:36 AM (gSAr2)

I used to go twice a year for the guitar shows. Always had fun in texas.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 10, 2021 02:39 AM (VwHCD)

737 *still* an E-4...

stupid fingers
Posted by: redc1c4

*two fingers worth through ONT USB*

Posted by: Your Genial Host Miklos at August 10, 2021 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

738 panoche, maybe? usually leads to very contented sleep in less than an hour.


Posted by: redc1c4

What?

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2021 02:39 AM (VDqwV)

739 red,

You served.

You did more than 99% of the population.

Rank, TIG, doesn't matter.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:40 AM (gSAr2)

740 Speaking of Tesla (sort of). People building electric drones are finding that since gasoline has 100 times the energy density as a lithium battery, its better to have an onboard electric generator that runs on gasoline to power the electric propellers of a drone.

If this works, instead of cars being powered by batteries, we can power them with gas engine electric generators. Then store the gas where the batteries would go. Revolutionizing how we power electric vehicles!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at August 10, 2021 02:41 AM (buTO7)

741 God help those still in uniform.

They're gonna need all our prayers.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:42 AM (gSAr2)

742 734 No. medical thing. Going to comome.

Posted by: Infidel at August 10, 2021 02:44 AM (VDqwV)

743 WOOBIE DD-214 PONCHO LINER BLANKET

https://www.medalsofamerica.com/woobie-dd214-poncho-liner

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:44 AM (gSAr2)

744 There should be a Waffle House at Harvard.

there isn't

dangerous concept

The CIA gonna kill me fo

Posted by: the former miklos at August 10, 2021 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)

745 "The E-4 Mafia is a thing."

E-4 was my favorite rank. Too senior to get shit details, too junior to get in trouble for what some knucklehead did.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 02:50 AM (49Exr)

746 Harvard and Waffle House are two things that do not go together.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:50 AM (gSAr2)

747
One more time again


https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7ssqdm

Posted by: Department of Miklosian Redundancy at August 10, 2021 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

748 E-4 was my favorite rank. Too senior to get shit details, too junior to get in trouble for what some knucklehead did.
Posted by: Hoyt's
___

I was an E-4 between Aug 2002 and Mar 2003.

It was such a calm time.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:52 AM (gSAr2)

749 Except when I royally f'd up my ankle.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:53 AM (gSAr2)

750 Rank, TIG, doesn't matter.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:40 AM (gSAr2)
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i'm actually more than a little proud, in a perverse way, that i did what it did, because it was completely prohibited, and yet i did it. shading towards yes, we will both be there, and Herself can regale one and all of the tale of me calling to a black female CSM w/male CSM companion in the motel pkg lot in Paso Robles, CA by her last name, no rank, and she dropped him and ran to me for a hug and a "where the hell have you been"... he was most confuseled, and the stories she told him over dinner, etc, must have been in "WTF" land for him, beyond the spin i set him in, during the few minutes we talked.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:55 AM (AlC5R)

751 LOL red!

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:56 AM (gSAr2)

752 Except when I royally f'd up my ankle.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 02:53 AM (gSAr2)
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R or L?

R was Ft Hungry Lizard/Long Beach Navy Hospital (back when there was such a thing: it's a shopping center now)

L was/is slow attrition... walking be hard, yo!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 02:57 AM (AlC5R)

753 Posted by: redc1c4
___

Right ankle.

Was on a battalion run in Aug 2002, and a pothole met my ankle.

Grade three sprain, just in time to deploy to Iraq.

Had to have surgery in 2004, no physical therapy due to me running the armament shop and preparing for NTC and my 2nd deployment in late 2005.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:01 AM (gSAr2)

754 To this day, my right ankle is noticeably thinner than my left.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:02 AM (gSAr2)

755 So no heels for me.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:05 AM (gSAr2)

756 Had to have surgery in 2004, no physical therapy due to me running the armament shop and preparing for NTC and my 2nd deployment in late 2005.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:01 AM (gSAr2)
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sounds like Army "health care"...we can trade clinical notes off line, but moronhorde.com is FUBAR by an outside spam block that Blanco can't cure.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:05 AM (AlC5R)

757 So no heels for me.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:05 AM (gSAr2)
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did you at least get a good VA rating out of it, or did they hose you there too?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:06 AM (AlC5R)

758 I add 1 and 1 together and get "oh shit."

https://www.bitchute.com/video/sVxM4CUcHXgr/

Midway through watching this video, I paused it to go out to dinner with some from friends from my church bowling league. The lady sitting next to me is carrying a portable oxygen generator.

Of course we discussed COVID-19 and the delta variant. She was probably the one that gave me the most shit about taking the "horse paste" back in January. I proudly showed everyone at the table my fake vaccination record card. She pulls out her real card and its's laminated.

The penny dropped about 20 minutes ago. "When did she have to start taking oxygen?"

I don't know. But it was sometime in the last 6 months.

Posted by: JAS, AoSHQ addict at August 10, 2021 03:07 AM (xopIz)

759 Nothing for my ankle.

70% for major depression and anxiety.

Was 100% up until Feb of this year.

I was pretty suicidal in 2007 after the second deployment and was supposed to be non-deployable.

Nope.

Was deployed the third time in 2008.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:09 AM (gSAr2)

760 Pouring down rain

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:10 AM (znIQ9)

761 10% for tinnitus.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:11 AM (gSAr2)

762 10% for tinnitus.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:11 AM (gSAr2)
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WHAT?

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:13 AM (AlC5R)

763 lol

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:13 AM (gSAr2)

764 they've never checked my hearing @ the VA.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:14 AM (AlC5R)

765 3M made some shitty hearing protection that didn't work very well at the time.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:15 AM (gSAr2)

766 Pouring down rain

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:10 AM (znIQ9)
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if it ain't rainin', we ain't trainin.... get out there, dig a fighting position, and stay on 50% alert until stand to. you'll be relieved after that.... MOVE!

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:16 AM (AlC5R)

767 Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:18 AM (JKRhe)

768 3M made some shitty hearing protection that didn't work very well at the time.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:15 AM (gSAr2)
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here were times that fuzzed out cigarette buts w*rked better than those 3 flange POS;s that never fit. or were you thinking of some other useless issue garbage? we only got the obsolete shit here in #Failifornia...

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:19 AM (AlC5R)

769 Had full hearing test couple years ago. Not much they can do to put it back, just try and stop further loss.

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:20 AM (znIQ9)

770 Had full hearing test couple years ago. Not much they can do to put it back, just try and stop further loss.
Posted by: Skip
__

Considering all the dumb shit going on, not being able to hear anything may be a blessing in disguise.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:21 AM (JKRhe)

771 Aaaand on that note, gonna try and catch some zzzz's.

red, thank you for understanding.

You are a good guy.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:22 AM (JKRhe)

772 Gods. Just got done debating an internet archery "expert" who thinks he knows a New & Improved way to shoot. It's Chesterton's Fence all over. He thinks previous generations of top archers didn't know what they were doing, and never experimented with alternative ideas before dropping them.

So annoying.

Like a firearms expert who doesn't know why you keep your finger out of the trigger well.

Worse, I'm a form nazi - like most sports, proper form is 99% of mastery. Sure, you can shoot in an unconventional position if you "want" to, but you will be less accurate.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 03:23 AM (49Exr)

773 The US gubmint can best be described by The Ludicrous Cam --

Move, bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch.

Inman ftw. But I don't think they are listening.

Posted by: GnuBreed (FoYaR) at August 10, 2021 03:29 AM (F0YaR)

774 And then you have his fan boys who all agree with him, not because he's correct, but because his tone is polite and he is "open-minded" about proper form.

"If it works for you, use it"

No. It only "works" for you now because you are drawing 35# and shooting at 20 yards. In a year, when you move up to 45# and compete from 40+ yards your groups will be scattered all over the place. And now you have to unlearn all the bad muscle memory your experimental form created.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at August 10, 2021 03:31 AM (49Exr)

775 red, thank you for understanding.

You are a good guy.

Posted by: SMH - Dissidentin' in the USSA at August 10, 2021 03:22 AM (JKRhe)
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there she goes, ruining my image.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:39 AM (AlC5R)

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 03:41 AM (AlC5R)

777 https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/2021/08/
ferrari-roma-gets-stuck-in-too-tight.html

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 03:41 AM (znIQ9)

778 I love you guys.

Posted by: JesusLover at August 10, 2021 03:43 AM (sh8Ql)

779 So what's going on? More commie talk?

Posted by: JesusLover at August 10, 2021 03:45 AM (sh8Ql)

780 776
Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai

Turn that frown upside down!

Posted by: Un-taunted Happy Fun Miklos Ball at August 10, 2021 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)

781 Bacon helps get day started

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2021 04:02 AM (znIQ9)

782 Nice from Miklos n' Frenz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBmK9ThLhzw

Posted by: It is late at August 10, 2021 04:26 AM (QzkSJ)

783 I love you guys.

Posted by: JesusLover at August 10, 2021 03:43 AM (sh8Ql)
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you'll get over it: everyone else does.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 04:34 AM (AlC5R)

784 Frisbee "golf" in the areas where I lived late 60's early 70's was a lot more informal. Just regular Frisbee's, for one thing, or whatever off-brand "flying disk" you happened to have. The course was some path through a campus or park or neighborhood, each "hole" had a par score, and the object was simply to hit some object or a specific part of an object (the plaque on the base of a statue, for example). Holes were usually 50-100 yds or so, with obstacles and doglegs and such.

Very laid back, though lots of folks took their Frisbee skills pretty seriously. It was a fun way to while away an afternoon.

Posted by: Fou Troll at August 10, 2021 04:35 AM (HLwmB)

785 Very laid back, though lots of folks took their Frisbee skills pretty seriously. It was a fun way to while away an afternoon.

Posted by: Fou Troll at August 10, 2021 04:35 AM (HLwmB)
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this is truth.

Posted by: redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it at August 10, 2021 04:41 AM (AlC5R)

786 As far as the Tesla story?

Never buy a car that has more computing power than you do and/or is hooked up to the internet.

I couldn't find a car to match my brains (a 32 to 53 Ford) so I've got one of the few cars with a very simple computer. No internet, no built in phone or map guidance, no rear view camera, no dvd players for the passengers, Nothing. Even my radio is a replacement and is only fm-am with a usb slot. That's the most up to date item in the car.

Surprisingly I haven't gotten charged for any upgrades or add-ons.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 10, 2021 05:44 AM (wb4G5)

787 'morning...

Posted by: Oldowan at August 10, 2021 07:19 AM (Mfqer)

788 Further doings at UW-Madison: https://tinyurl.com/52eh2a4m

Posted by: aelfheld at August 10, 2021 09:41 AM (Zy9Yy)

789 My suspicions that the UW System was not run by adults have been confirmed.

Wait, wait!! It's run by Tommy Thompson and all Wisconsin Republicans are supposed to adore him and fall at his feet when he enters the room.

What's the matter with you? Are you a REAL Conservative, or something?

Posted by: dad29 at August 10, 2021 11:51 AM (mzJmr)

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