Lego Tactical Assault Squad Cafe: Joker Romance Edition

Sick, malnourished, and tiny 10-ounce terrier puppy has huge beer muscles and bullies a 75 pound boxer.

Rescuing and raising fox kits whose mom was killed by a car.

Very pregnant pittie left chained to a tree gives birth to thirteen puppies.

I've linked this before: a really sweet rescue puppy story. Watch until the end for the big party.

A boxer born with only two legs wasn't expected to live through his first night. But he did, and even learned how to get around on two legs.

Steve Inman: Fowl mouth.

Responding to a demented old puddin'brain.

The red cone might be there for a reason.

Nice blanket.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/cuPVU00PJq
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) July 20, 2021

How to weigh a red panda.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/xKmIoXcLWN
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) July 23, 2021

Dogs are the best.. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/FzZVZTIqMS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) July 23, 2021

“This is mine now” 😅 pic.twitter.com/JqMRxVvjcT
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) July 23, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM

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Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 06:51 PM (Cxk7w)

2 Have one on me.

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at July 23, 2021 06:52 PM (JPtHE)

3
*looks around in disgust*

This place....

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2021 06:53 PM (oXaJD)

4 the Vaxx Church has this trope going around that HIPAA only applies to medical professionals releasing records. Not true. I advocate for a disabled person and anytime I'm dealing with state government, insurance agencies, etc. on his behalf they will not communicate with me unless he signs off on a HIPAA form.

None of the abovementioned are medical professionals.

Just saw that Dak Prescott claimed HIPAA when directly asked about his jab status and the Vaxcine Church's Apostles jumped with the bogus HIPAA definition

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2021 06:53 PM (DJFLF)

5 And my first phone first

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 06:54 PM (Cxk7w)

6 HIPAA started because of AIDS. It was used to protect gays from being interrogated or shamed, etc. etc. NO one in their vicinity was allowed to ask them about their health, no matter if it was in a medical scenario or not. It applied to the workplace, the school, the department store, wherever an AIDS patient happened to be.

But of course now the rules have changed.

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2021 06:55 PM (DJFLF)

7 Unlucky not Seven!

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 06:56 PM (Nt0u1)

8 Skip, I allowed you that first.

You're welcome.

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2021 06:56 PM (DJFLF)

9 275 kallisto, long time since I said HI. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 06:52 PM (AmS3N)

From the other thread that is still live because no one told them about this new one I guess.

Hi Ben Had!

*really going to go eat now*

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2021 06:59 PM (DJFLF)

10 I see foxes early morning sometimes, that was a cute story

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)

11 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 07:00 PM (+4oV5)

12 kallisto, in case you missed it-HI!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:00 PM (AmS3N)

13 I came perilously close to engaging in double-secret insurrection this afternoon. See, there's this used media store that recently opened up in town so I went to check it out after work. And on one of the shelves was one of those 3D puzzles for the US Capitol.

More dangerous than Legos!

Posted by: Corn Pop at July 23, 2021 07:01 PM (8h1h1)

14 Ladyl, my request was to give bluebell a hug from me.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:02 PM (AmS3N)

15 That girl was pretty chill for having a new bird necklace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2021 07:02 PM (F0YaR)

16 14 Ladyl, my request was to give bluebell a hug from me.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:02 PM (AmS3N)

You got it, dear Ben Had!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 07:03 PM (+4oV5)

17 Give my best to all who are attending the pre-MoMee orgy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 07:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

18 That red panda weighing procedure is on point. Sometimes science is just simple and beautiful.

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:04 PM (Nt0u1)

19 Huh...Kallisto, dude, they're getting info from you, not giving info to you.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at July 23, 2021 07:04 PM (+56GQ)

20 There are some weird white folk out there.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 07:05 PM (Tnijr)

21 Brand new music from YES. Teaser for their upcoming album, THE QUEST, just released today.

"The Ice Bridge"

https://tinyurl.com/3wtmetcv

Nifty little nod to ELP there in the intro. The vocal melody isn't all that great, but the instrumental fireworks down the back stretch are quite Prog-a-licious.

With new Iron Maiden, new Styx and soon new Yes, good days for classic rock fans. Nice to see all the ol' dinosaurs still kickin'.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2021 07:05 PM (Bmy3R)

22 It'd be better if the dog was pissing on the hydrant.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:05 PM (axyOa)

23 red panda looks like a kid in a costume, at first glance ... head doesn't match the body ... but they are real creatures, pretty cool.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 23, 2021 07:06 PM (Cus5s)

24 "I see foxes early morning sometimes"

Me too. I often will make them pancakes.

Posted by: A Wild and Crazy Guy at July 23, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

25 test

Posted by: dartist at July 23, 2021 07:07 PM (+ya+t)

26 Well that top image I pity the dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2021 07:07 PM (70oVs)

27 f'd -G-D made me white- take it up with Him.///

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:08 PM (AmS3N)

28 Wait, a Saturnalia on Friday?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2021 07:08 PM (70oVs)

29 Jokerette is in love or on x or both.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

30 WX for tomorrow looks great. 85F, partly cloudy and low humidity.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

31 "I see foxes early morning sometimes"

Me too. I often will make them pancakes.
Posted by: A Wild and Crazy Guy at July 23, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

I love watching them eat in the morning. It reminds of how nature works.

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:10 PM (Nt0u1)

32 21: A new Yes album; That did sound pretty decent.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2021 07:10 PM (QFVV9)

33 test
Posted by: dartist at July 23, 2021 07:07 PM

Is a big problem, agreed!

https://archive.is/Czb3U

Posted by: Journalist Katie at July 23, 2021 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

34 WX for tomorrow looks great. 85F, partly cloudy and low humidity.
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

High hitting at 3pm in the shade there is gonna make it a great day.

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:11 PM (Nt0u1)

35 What's going on in the picture up top?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (cSyAR)

36 34 WX for tomorrow looks great. 85F, partly cloudy and low humidity.
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

High hitting at 3pm in the shade there is gonna make it a great day.
Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:11 PM (Nt0u1

I can't wait!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (+4oV5)

37 "G-D made me white- take it up with Him"

Sounds like a Hank Williams Jr song.

Posted by: f'd at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (Tnijr)

38
High hitting at 3pm in the shade there is gonna make it a great day.
Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:11 PM (Nt0u1)
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I think so!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (MVjcR)

39 Weasel, it's going to be a glorious day and you will all have a wonderful time.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (AmS3N)

40 17 Give my best to all who are attending the pre-MoMee orgy!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 07:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

Wait--what?

Nobody told me about that!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 07:13 PM (+4oV5)

41 Did George Washington show cute animals before battle?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (ptq0O)

42 39 Weasel, it's going to be a glorious day and you will all have a wonderful time.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (AmS3N)

Wish I were seeing you too, tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (+4oV5)

43 f'd, love it.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (AmS3N)

44

I can't wait!
Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (+4oV5)
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Me too! You must be getting up early.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

45 32 21: A new Yes album; That did sound pretty decent.

Had to smile during the Howe/Downes guitar/keys duel. Really caught some of the old magic. Covid gave a lot of these old bands a lot of time to work on new music, and the fruits are coming out.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (Bmy3R)

46 35 What's going on in the picture up top?
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (cSyAR)
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She's got love in her eyes but 'e don't know what it is.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:15 PM (gjHJW)

47 And here I was going to talk about the disrupted sleep patterns with a cracked back rib in the last thread. Now, it all seems so meaningless....

Another health tip: hydration. Between the sweaty weather and my injured muscles, plenty of water is recommended. But when you drink a lot of water, then there's that middle-of-the-night consequence, the rest room run. (by willy makeit)

Speaking of injuries, for a couple of days there I was taking one, maybe two Tylenol™ a day. I'd read on some smart military blog that Tylenol + alcohol was liver-affective. The doc with the pills says you can have a couple of drinks, Dr Internet says no more than three, with a full (8?) dose of Tylenol per day. Pain killer pill or booze? Pain killer pill or booze? Well, I don't like pills anyway...

Posted by: mindful webworker's willowed thoughts at July 23, 2021 07:15 PM (dGKUu)

48 39 Weasel, it's going to be a glorious day and you will all have a wonderful time.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (AmS3N)
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Wish you were coming! WD and FSJ do too! And WW.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:15 PM (MVjcR)

49 Me too! You must be getting up early.
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (MVjcR)

Getting up early is for murderous foxes. I hear weasels sleep-in and try to get others to do the heavy lifting before they sneak in for the credit.

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:15 PM (Nt0u1)

50 Weasel, it's going to be a glorious day and you will all have a wonderful time.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:12 PM (AmS3N)

Wish I were seeing you too, tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (+4oV5)

ROAD TRIP!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 23, 2021 07:16 PM (/SlmF)

51 With new Iron Maiden, new Styx and soon new Yes, good days for classic rock fans. Nice to see all the ol' dinosaurs still kickin'.

They still gotta pay for all the horses, cars, kids, and divorces.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 23, 2021 07:16 PM (SchxB)

52 Posted by: mindful webworker's willowed thoughts at July 23, 2021 07:15 PM (dGKUu)

Naw, good sleep and healthy backs are always important. You gotta get your ribs wrapped to get the back healed?

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:17 PM (Nt0u1)

53
Getting up early is for murderous foxes. I hear weasels sleep-in and try to get others to do the heavy lifting before they sneak in for the credit.
Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:15 PM (Nt0u1)
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That is generally my methodology!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:17 PM (MVjcR)

54 Ladyl, I wish so too. In ya'lls honor we will be doing a minimome on Sunday.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:17 PM (AmS3N)

55 You gotta get your ribs wrapped to get the back healed?
Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:17 PM (Nt0u1)

thought he said that was a sex thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 07:18 PM (rlyUr)

56 I'd read on some smart military blog that Tylenol + alcohol was liver-affective.

I don't drink, but I understand bulking up on Vitamin B prior to a night of binge drinking will help mitigate the immediate liver damage.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 23, 2021 07:18 PM (/SlmF)

57 Give my best to all who are attending the pre-MoMee orgy!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 07:03 PM

Ah, now the reason for the no-bra agreement becomes apparent. I thought it was just an attempt to ameliorate strap snapping.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2021 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

58 4 : kallisto at July 23, 2021 06:53 PM (DJFLF)

Thanks for that info. My giant financial services employer just sent out a "survey" asking if 1. Yes 2. No or 3. Not planning on getting the jab. They sited the 'we're not healthcare so HIPAA doesn't apply church doctrine.

Posted by: Heidi at July 23, 2021 07:18 PM (l5R6/)

59 anyway...
Posted by: mindful webworker's willowed thoughts at July 23, 2021 07:15 PM (dGKUu)
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I tell them I'm allergic to acetaminophen but I'm not allergic to ibuprofen or aspirin.
Acetaminophen is a liver busting killer.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:18 PM (gjHJW)

60 In ya'lls honor we will be doing a minimome on Sunday.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:17 PM (AmS3N)

Oh, didn't know another one was happening up. This the Dallas gang?

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:19 PM (Nt0u1)

61 Probably old news but 250 million bond set for Barrack ? WTF ? We have Felons charged with murder released on practically no bond that go on to commit more murders. They want us to start shooting.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 23, 2021 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

62 Draki, a chance to meet Bif Bewalski.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:21 PM (AmS3N)

63 So I see that John Durham cucked out which should be no big surprise since he was hired by Bill "Huge Cuck" Barr.

Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC
Biden DOJ says it agrees with Barr's guidance that John Durham will submit a final report of his investigation *and* that it will be released publicly.
12:18 PM · Jul 23, 2021

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2021 07:21 PM (FBrfY)

64 Doggie clips are too funny

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 07:21 PM (Cxk7w)

65 Oreos is looking out for you. Oreos is disguising it's bags as stuff your kids don't like so they'll leave your cookies alone!

https://bit.ly/36XobIm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 23, 2021 07:21 PM (d9FiS)

66 Yous guys have a too much fun yet spray lead in a ballet control. Do not shoot straight up unless it's a spy drone.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2021 07:22 PM (ptq0O)

67 Give my best to all who are attending the pre-MoMee orgy!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 07:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Wait--what?
Nobody told me about that!
Posted by: Ladyl

Sorry, Hun. They said there is only room for one of us. Maybe next time.

Posted by: Brandi Love, Conservative Services Inc at July 23, 2021 07:22 PM (+xJjw)

68 Never liked Yes

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 07:22 PM (Cxk7w)

69 Big shout out to the NoVaMoMe!!!
Have a great time you guys!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:22 PM (axyOa)

70 For those that missed it in the EMT, a Yorkshire terrier fought to help save her young mistress from a (small) coyote attack while they were out jogging in east-end Toronto. Link in the sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 07:22 PM (UHVv4)

71 69 Big shout out to the NoVaMoMe!!!
Have a great time you guys!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:22 PM (axyOa)
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Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 07:23 PM (MVjcR)

72 "I see foxes early morning sometimes"

Me too. I often will make them pancakes.
Posted by: A Wild and Crazy Guy at July 23, 2021 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

Me too.
Especially if they're the stone cold kind and if i didn't spend too much at the bar the night before.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:24 PM (axyOa)

73 Been hearing the smears "election deniers" and "vax deniers" which is meant shut everybody up and is sure sign the left is hiding something. Within a couple weeks I expect to be hearing "insurrection deniers"

Posted by: Ripley at July 23, 2021 07:25 PM (PTDkx)

74 Make sure you're not paying.

Loki TV show is pure garbage I'm glad to report. People are leaving Disney+ as a result. Good. Keep it up woke tards.

Posted by: artisanal ette at July 23, 2021 07:25 PM (9VFzC)

75 Naw, good sleep and healthy backs are always important. You gotta get your ribs wrapped to get the back healed?
Posted by: Draki

No, just letting Nature do its thing. Doc told me, "You're going to hurt for a while. That'll be $90." Finally getting to the point where I can find positions where it doesn't hurt. As much.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I cracked myself up, literally at July 23, 2021 07:25 PM (dGKUu)

76 thought he said that was a sex thing
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 07:18 PM (rlyUr)

Ouch! Was he chasing a walrus or is this a sugar daddy injury? Poor old guys gotta learn the hard way.

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:26 PM (Nt0u1)

77 "this is mine now"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2021 07:27 PM (oEn12)

78 or those that missed it in the EMT, a Yorkshire terrier fought to help save her young mistress from a (small) coyote attack while they were out jogging in east-end Toronto. Link in the sock.
Posted by: andy

did you watch the vid?

the headline is dog fights to save self after abandoned by owner

there was no heroism anywhere in there.

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 07:27 PM (rlyUr)

79 28 Wait, a Saturnalia on Friday?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2021 07:08 PM (70oVs)
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It's a Freya-for-all!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 07:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

80 God has spoken.

Danielle Campoamor
@DCampoamor

4) So telling me I'm going to "burn in hell": or "face god's judgment" or any variation of the aforementioned does nothing. If there is a god, I believe that god loves abortion.

-
This archbishop didn't get the message, though.

Pelosi's archbishop blasts her, says "no one can be a devout Catholic" and support abortion

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 23, 2021 07:28 PM (d9FiS)

81 a chance to meet Bif Bewalski.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:21 PM (AmS3N)

Ooooooo

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:28 PM (Nt0u1)

82 #70 The second video at the link shows the whole 55 seconds unlike the MFM news piece in the first video.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

83 Lego Joker is jilted

https://youtu.be/wcgnamjp_Q8

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2021 07:28 PM (ybIRR)

84 Prince Harry has clinched a lucrative four-book deal - with the second due out only after the Queen has died
_DM

Jaws softly in the background

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:31 PM (gjHJW)

85 Give my best to all who are attending the pre-MoMee orgy!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 07:03 PM

Ah, now the reason for the no-bra agreement becomes apparent. I thought it was just an attempt to ameliorate strap snapping.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2021 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)You
***

Hey...i read earlier that it was just the 'rons going braless.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:31 PM (axyOa)

86
Watching Best in Show competition.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2021 07:32 PM (oXaJD)

87 Yeah, the terrier was protecting itself more than just the girl; but she's also just 10 and was unarmed. She was banging on doors looking for help too.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 07:33 PM (UHVv4)

88 The second video at the link shows the whole 55 seconds unlike the MFM news piece in the first video.
Posted by: andy

nothing in either shows any herism

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 07:33 PM (rlyUr)

89 I tell them I'm allergic to acetaminophen but I'm not allergic to ibuprofen or aspirin. Acetaminophen is a liver busting killer.
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I have bad kidneys and the only OTC pain med I can take is aspirin. If aspirin isn't enough, then straight to opiates. It's weird, but the nephrologist says opiates are fine for kidneys.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 23, 2021 07:34 PM (sWM8x)

90 Yeah, the terrier was protecting itself more than just the girl; but she's also just 10 and was unarmed. She was banging on doors looking for help too.
Posted by: andy

that is all it was doing

she ran off and abandned it

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 07:34 PM (rlyUr)

91 Panty waist snapping ok?

Posted by: Commisar of Sciencing and Lysenko Gender Fluid at July 23, 2021 07:34 PM (vD906)

92 Hey, Ace! I checked out that link to Margaritas Podridas in the sidebar. They're pretty good! I like them. They sort of sound like a cross between Sonic Youth and Unrest. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2021 07:35 PM (H3MF8)

93 Panty waist snapping ok?
Posted by: Commisar of S

is that even a thing?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 07:35 PM (rlyUr)

94 The climate corps? WTF?

Posted by: Infidel at July 23, 2021 07:36 PM (dYrVA)

95 Some rehashes of polling news I've mentioned today...

1) Half of Democrats believe that if you catch Covid you must be hospitalized

2) 70% of adults think that racism applies regardless of of the race involved (e.g. Blacks can be racist)

3) The majority of Americans think Blacks are more racist than White, including 20% of Blacks who hold this belief

4) When measuring trust in institutions, 79% of Democrats believe scientists, while only 45% of Republicans do

5) Democrats are the least knowledgeable of issues, are the most believing of what the media tells them, and are the least tolerant of opinions that don't match their own

Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 23, 2021 07:37 PM (5p7BC)

96 I touched on this in another thread, but things could get REALLY wild if what we think we know w.r.t. C19 origins turns out to be mostly true. Consider the following scenario:

USA and China bureaucrats know what happened but cover it up, threatening anyone who asks too many questions with Very Bad Things. India, a more or less independent and occasionally somewhat belligerent state with more to lose in this than most, conducts a secret investigation into just exactly what the hell is going on. They get some bombshell evidence which they present at either the UN General Assembly or their own international summit, casting a pox on both our houses and asking other nations affected by the ongoing economic catastrofuck to join them in a blanket embargo of all US/China goods. Almost overnight this catapults India into a leadership position in a reinvigorated nonaligned movement and utterly wrecks both superpowers' credibility. Even the corporate frenzz run for cover, suggesting to the ~~marks~~ potential business partners in this new power bloc that the whole Irish tax-haven thing was really a moral gambit to not fund the fall of man and they haven't been "American" in years.

Posted by: CppThis at July 23, 2021 07:37 PM (8h1h1)

97 I'm curious about the cash bar tomorrow. Wonder if yeungling will be there. Maybe even a daquiri machine.... does the harbor there have a daquiri machine for us wanna-be drunk sailors?

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:37 PM (Nt0u1)

98 Military translator who helped US soldiers in Afghanistan is beheaded by the Taliban sparking new alarm for the interpreters left as Biden orders withdrawal_DM

https://is.gd/uNTsMw

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:38 PM (gjHJW)

99 I have heard of slow readers but slow watchers?

how much time do you need to watch an 8 min vid?

Posted by: confederatefifth at July 23, 2021 07:41 PM (rlyUr)

100 I think I've adopted a street cat. It was hot and i would put water out. Then the other day she came around and sat at the back door, I had some chicken from a week earlier that i was going to toss, so I put some out for her, this was around 12AM. Then yesterday she was around about 9:15......and today 7:30. Looking at my security cameras she has a routine where she comes in three same way, hands around for a few hours, and then leaves the same way. Next is to get thr local opossum to come be friends.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 23, 2021 07:43 PM (53z8v)

101 96 But every other country, China US and most Europeans will squash any news on this is my bet.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 07:43 PM (Cxk7w)

102 Military translator who helped US soldiers in Afghanistan is beheaded by the Taliban sparking new alarm for the interpreters left as Biden orders withdrawal_DM

https://is.gd/uNTsMw
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:38

The US should do an air strike and wipe out the area where it was done. I would leave but I wouldn't let the Taliban leaders have one peaceful night of sleep.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 23, 2021 07:44 PM (2DOZq)

103 Psaki asks a reporter "Why do you need to have that information?" when asked about numbers of people getting sick who are vaccinated... INSANE.

https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/
1418649698911543303

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 07:44 PM (UHVv4)

104 ---
I have bad kidneys and the only OTC pain med I can take is aspirin. If aspirin isn't enough, then straight to opiates. It's weird, but the nephrologist says opiates are fine for kidneys.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 23, 2021 07:34 PM (sWM8x)
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Aspirin is probably worse for you kidneys than opiates. Opiates are one of the least contraindicated medicines.

All the brew ha ha is a boon to thumbs in lapel congressmen and Big Pharma. Big Pharma rolls out all kinds of crap to satisfy ginned up hysteria by congress and its allies CDC etc.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:44 PM (gjHJW)

105 Democrats are the least knowledgeable of issues, are
the most believing of what the media tells them, and are the least
tolerant of opinions that don't match their own Posted by: Dave in Fla (5p7BC) at July 23, 2021 07:37 PM (5p7BC)
Mr. Dunning, meet Mr. Kruger.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 07:46 PM (BMmaB)

106 How to weigh a red panda

++++

First you will need a panda and some kind of scale. Oh, and plenty of red paint.

Posted by: NoOne NoHow at July 23, 2021 07:47 PM (vlXMQ)

107 Military translator who helped US soldiers in Afghanistan is beheaded by the Taliban sparking new alarm for the interpreters left as Biden orders withdrawal_DM

https://is.gd/uNTsMw
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:38

And i wonder just how many stories like this we have coming?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:47 PM (axyOa)

108 And i wonder just how many stories like this we have coming?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:47 PM (axyOa)
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And how many will be buried.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:48 PM (gjHJW)

109 Well first day of my 2 day show was meh. Just not many shoppers. Hop___ tomorrow is better. I'm exhausted. I think I'd rather be in Virginia.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2021 07:48 PM (nxdel)

110 Military translator who helped US soldiers in Afghanistan is beheaded by the Taliban sparking new alarm for the interpreters left as Biden orders withdrawal_DM

https://is.gd/uNTsMw
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:38

And i wonder just how many stories like this we have coming?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:47 PM (axyOa)

Gonna be plenty and it's gonna be sad, but their country really just wants to go back to what it was.

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:49 PM (Nt0u1)

111 The doggie swiping his mom's slippers while she tries to work is hilarious.

Posted by: Tuna at July 23, 2021 07:50 PM (gLRfa)

112 PSA

trueshotgunclub.com has 1000 rounds CCI Bl@zer brass 9mm for $380, or 50 for $19.

Also PMC brass 45ACP 50 rounds for $30 and armscor 5.56x45 M855 (brass) for $10.17 for 20 rounds or $508 for 1000 rounds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 23, 2021 07:50 PM (2CptV)

113
No happiness today.

The BIS judge is 94 years old and did a full day's assignment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2021 07:50 PM (oXaJD)

114 Homeless crack addict who Hunter Biden gushed about in his memoir tells DailyMail.com the president's son is LYING about their friendship and denies she lived with him_DM

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 07:50 PM (gjHJW)

115 A new Yes album; That did sound pretty decent.
Had to smile during the Howe/Downes guitar/keys duel. Really caught
some of the old magic. Covid gave a lot of these old bands a lot of time
to work on new music, and the fruits are coming out. Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2021 07:14 PM (Bmy3R)

I've never been a big Yes fan, but they did a great set at their RRHF induction. They really sounded good.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 07:51 PM (BMmaB)

116 My dad was the opposite -- he couldn't take Ibuprofen painkillers just Tylenol-style ones.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 07:52 PM (UHVv4)

117 First you will need a panda and some kind of scale. Oh, and plenty of red paint. Posted by: NoOne NoHow at July 23, 2021 07:47 PM (vlXMQ)

What's black and white and red all over?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 07:52 PM (BMmaB)

118
Big shout out to the NoVaMoMe!!!
Have a great time you guys!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Y'all behave!

** pauses ... reconsiders **

Y'all behave WELL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2021 07:53 PM (pNxlR)

119 101 96 But every other country, China US and most Europeans will squash any news on this is my bet.
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2021 07:43 PM (Cxk7w)

For their own people, yes, that's probably true. But China's rarely-reported African rare-mineral colonialism notwithstanding, the superpowers' influence doesn't count for all that much beyond their own borders these days. It's not the 70s and the alphabet soup isn't moving puppet regimes around on the map anymore; they started turning inward in the 90s and left their former pets to fend for themselves.

Posted by: CppThis at July 23, 2021 07:53 PM (8h1h1)

120 What's black and white and red all over?

A nun with a spear through her head?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 23, 2021 07:53 PM (SchxB)

121 3) The majority of Americans think Blacks are more racist than White, including 20% of Blacks who hold this belief

***

Black on black racism is very much a thing.

IIRC some HBCU fraternities were using the brown paper bag test just a few years ago. Probably still are, except more carefully now that it became public news.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 23, 2021 07:53 PM (2CptV)

122 What's black and white and red all over?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 23, 2021 07:52 PM (BMmaB)

Panda hit by an Express Train?

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 07:54 PM (Nt0u1)

123 Want me one of them red pandas. Will name him Ivan.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2021 07:54 PM (0OP+5)

124 Have fun at the NoVa MoMe, y'all!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2021 07:54 PM (KyDU4)

125 Hey...i read earlier that it was just the 'rons going braless.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2021 07:31 PM

Dude. You've seen the 'ettes bedevil the 'rons during the Saturday Morning Coffee Thread with swarm strap snapping, and even Mr. Humanitarian's clamp-down hasn't completely eliminated it.

A MoMe is like 10 to 100x that, and since the 'rons like to wear their most flattering and expensive ones at them, something had to be done.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2021 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

126 Military translator who helped US soldiers in Afghanistan is beheaded by the Taliban sparking new alarm for the interpreters left as Biden orders withdrawal_DM

***

Remember back when Obama and Biden helped China learn who the spies and double agents helping the US were so that they could initiate a mass purge and kill them all off?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you take this brand new key at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (2CptV)

127 80...If there is a god, I believe that god loves abortion.
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at July 23, 2021 07:28 PM (d9FiS)

Why...yes...!
Yes i do...

Posted by: Moloch at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (Rbu5d)

128 Who would think that after 20 years and $5 trillion Afghanistan would go back to the shithole it was for the past 2000 years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (gpKIi)

129 Frontpage Magazine opines...

'Saving Afghan Interpreters' is a Scam That Would Bring 100,000 Afghans to U.S.
Getting the United States out of Afghanistan is relatively easy compared to getting Afghanistan out of America. The latest stage of the withdrawal is accompanied by frantic calls to "save Afghan interpreters" coming from the same media that also wants us out of Afghanistan.

But what's the use of leaving Afghanistan if we're going to bring it with us to America?

The "interpreter" scam is one of the longest running immigration hoaxes on record.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (UHVv4)

130 Ben Had,

If you're here, I'll be spending the night tomorrow at Mom's place, then heading North up to your place Sunday morning.

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - I'll change this after my first post at July 23, 2021 07:57 PM (kCuXR)

131 It is rather unfortunate that in all the planning and posturing around our withdrawal from parts of the sandbox, the powers that be apparently didn't give much thought to what was actually going to happen next. They didn't secure their shit and they didn't make arrangements to get friends and collaborators out of the hot zone.

That will pay ugly dividends the next time we want or need to have a military expedition.

Posted by: CppThis at July 23, 2021 07:57 PM (8h1h1)

132 Good evening.

Posted by: BifBewalski (VcFUs) on the road - (kCuXR) at July 23, 2021 07:58 PM (kCuXR)

133 128 Who would think that after 20 years and $5 trillion Afghanistan would go back to the shithole it was for the past 2000 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (gpKIi)

/raises hand...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2021 07:58 PM (oHd/0)

134 Bif, Fantastic. I can't wait. Gunz, filets and Morons.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 07:58 PM (AmS3N)

135 127
Why...yes...!
Yes i do...
Posted by: Moloch at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (Rbu5d)

Oi! Save some for me, mate--I am the blood god after all.

Posted by: Khorne at July 23, 2021 07:58 PM (8h1h1)

136 91 Panty waist snapping ok?
Posted by: Commisar of Sciencing and Lysenko Gender Fluid at July 23, 2021 07:34 PM (vD906)

Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Andy Tifa, pantywaist extraordinaire at July 23, 2021 07:59 PM (Rbu5d)

137 Who would think that after 20 years and $5 trillion Afghanistan would go back to the shithole it was for the past 2000 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (gpKIi)

My wife's boyfriend says that no amount of money or time will get anyone to love me.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 23, 2021 07:59 PM (Nt0u1)

138 The recreational opiate problem would be mitigated by legalizing opium. Much, much less dangerous than the derivative stuff (pretty much all other opiates). Some people find cannabis to provide pain relief; opposite effect on me.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 23, 2021 08:00 PM (5rWvu)

139 For those that missed it in the EMT, a Yorkshire terrier fought to help save her young mistress from a (small) coyote attack while they were out jogging in east-end Toronto. Link in the sock.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at July 23, 2021 07:22 PM (UHVv4)

Why was that girl walking her dog in her underwear?

Or were those just really short shorts?

She's lucky the coyote that attacked her was of the canine variety cuz the Mexican variety would have raped the shit out of her before selling her into white slavery. What the fuck is wrong with parents these days when they don't know the words "completely inappropriate"?

Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:01 PM (Tkt3s)

140
The "interpreter" scam is one of the longest running immigration hoaxes on record.

Russell Ziskey : Okay, I know you're anxious to jump right in and start speaking English, but there's a couple of things I need to know first, because I've never done this before. So, how many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulties?
[pause]

Russell Ziskey : A little English?
[a man raises his hand]

Russell Ziskey : Yes? You speak some English?

Man learning English : Son of bitch. Shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2021 08:03 PM (pNxlR)

141 I tend to fall on the side of legalization, or at least decriminalization, for just about everything but the aforementioned synthetics and super-hard stuff. We tried Prohibition 2.0, it was just as effective as Prohibition 1.0. Time for the teetotalers and moralists to come to terms with reality.

Posted by: CppThis at July 23, 2021 08:04 PM (8h1h1)

142 Who would think that after 20 years and $5 trillion Afghanistan would go back to the shithole it was for the past 2000 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (gpKI

We spent little over 2 trillion in the Middle East and Afghanistan in 20 years. We spent 6 trillion in six months for Covid 'relief '.

Posted by: Just a side note at July 23, 2021 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

143 Well, the dems stabbed Vietnam, hell all of Indochina, in the back. Did Afghanistan expect any different?

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2021 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

144 What's black and white and red all over?

A nun with a spear through her head?
Posted by: Blanco Basura -(SchxB)- moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 23, 2021 07:53 PM (

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Nah, that's what's black and white and red and can't turn around in an elevator.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 23, 2021 08:05 PM (kTF2Z)

145 Oi! Save some for me, mate--I am the blood god after all.
Posted by: Khorne at July 23, 2021 07:58 PM (8h1h1)

I, on the other hand, love babies. I want them popping out everywhere like rabbits and zits.

Posted by: Nurgle at July 23, 2021 08:06 PM (Nt0u1)

146 Oh my Lord, gf has some major explosive and loud Delta COVID diarrhea going on right now. I can hear her moaning in agony. I'm mortified for her rn, plus she already took her bedtime shower and was ready to crawl into bed for a movie.

This is very different from a cute poot while stretching or doing yoga and laughing about it.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 23, 2021 08:06 PM (+xJjw)

147 Eromero! Thank You.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:07 PM (AmS3N)

148 Oh my Lord, gf has some major explosive and loud Delta COVID diarrhea going on right now. I can hear her moaning in agony. I'm mortified for her rn, plus she already took her bedtime shower and was ready to crawl into bed for a movie.

This is very different from a cute poot while stretching or doing yoga and laughing about it.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 23, 2021 08:06 PM (+xJjw)

Is that toilet, white and black with red all over now?

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 08:07 PM (Nt0u1)

149 Well, the dems stabbed Vietnam, hell all of Indochina, in the back. Did Afghanistan expect any different?
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2021 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

Funny how no one learned anything after all these years of Democrat perfidy, here AND abroad, right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar-Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at July 23, 2021 08:08 PM (hOUT3)

150 "I came perilously close to engaging in double-secret insurrection this afternoon."

Go on...

Posted by: Hoyt's FBI Agent Garcia at July 23, 2021 08:09 PM (49Exr)

151 143 Well, the dems stabbed Vietnam, hell all of Indochina, in the back. Did Afghanistan expect any different?
Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2021 08:05 PM (0OP+5)

They didn't have an internet to learn all about that, in real time and living color. The next batch of peasants won't live in a vacuum.

Posted by: CppThis at July 23, 2021 08:09 PM (8h1h1)

152 Who would think that after 20 years and $5 trillion Afghanistan would go back to the shithole it was for the past 2000 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (gpKI

Maybe if the "big guys" hadn't gotten such a sweet graft arrangement it might have turned out different...

Nah, once a ME shithole, always a ME shithole!

Posted by: R Kipling at July 23, 2021 08:11 PM (hOUT3)

153 Must be TMI day here at the HQ.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 23, 2021 08:12 PM (W4eKo)

154 They didn't have an internet to learn all about that, in real time and living color. The next batch of peasants won't live in a vacuum.
Posted by: CppThis at July 23, 2021 08:09 PM (8h1h1)

Funny how you still thing the internet is a tool for learning from the past and present!!

But, the future is glorious, comrade!

Posted by: R Kipling at July 23, 2021 08:12 PM (hOUT3)

155 In fairness to cone dude, the hazard should have been taped off. There's no way to know the cone was there for a 3X4 opening.

Posted by: Mookie at July 23, 2021 08:13 PM (u+Y3T)

156 Widespread Pepe @ 146- Blowback up to the shoulders squirts? Like a spicket turned wid open?

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2021 08:13 PM (0OP+5)

157 I always put lemon on my dog.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 23, 2021 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

158 Democrat perfidy, ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar-Our Beloved Leaders Have, and Deserve, Their Special Privileges at July 23, 2021 08:08 PM (hOUT3)
-----------------------------

A WINNER!
Say the magic words and win a free round, all expenses paid, trip to luscious Cuba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gIHRZwJjWs

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 08:14 PM (gjHJW)

159 We tried Prohibition 2.0, it was just as effective as Prohibition 1.0. Time for the teetotalers and moralists to come to terms with reality.

You honestly don't know what drug laws are for, do you?

Lets say that you as a cop know that Rufus is a car thief, everyone knows it, and everyone wants him off the streets. So you pull Rufus over and notice about ten car stereos in the back seat of the car. He, and his defense attorney will argue that he repairs radios for his poor clients and is taking them back to his shop. You also spot a bag of dope in the car.

Which is the easiest to put Rufus away or at least arrange a plea deal? Simple possession, or spend a lot of leg work tracking down the owners of the radios and getting them to testify?

BAMN.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 23, 2021 08:15 PM (/SlmF)

160 Happy Friday to the Horde, I wish I was going to the MoMe tomorrow. One of these years....

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2021 08:15 PM (a4EWo)

161 So here's a story.

My mom calls and tells me about her boss. Well..."boss". My mom is 72, collecting social security and works at her doctor friend's office for a couple of hours a day during the week mostly just to get out.

Anyway, Boss is turning 60 in two weeks so her sister and her sister's adult sons are there for a while to celebrate. They all have a pool party with Boss's boyfriend, who I'm told is roughly 47. There is drinking involved since Oldest Adult Son just turned 21.

Anyway, festivities wind down so the sister and her son's go off to bed while Boss and her boyfriend stay behind in the pool. Skip ahead a little and one of the sons gets Boss because the other is vomiting...a lot. Boss runs up to attend for a while. Some time elapses and she checks to see if boyfriend is still there and...apparently not. Whatever, off to bed.

So next day everyone is up, things are being done and one of the sons goes outside and fucking SCREAMS! Boyfriend was found floating in the pool, dead. Bummer.

Guess he drank a bit too much, fell asleep and drowned. It's a real tragicomedy of errors.

Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:17 PM (6JQhn)

162 Funny how no one learned anything after all these years of Democrat perfidy, here AND abroad, right!

Its kind of hard to educate the dead and the mimeograph machine about geopolitics and political parties.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 23, 2021 08:17 PM (/SlmF)

163 No one told me Ace has a HQ.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2021 08:17 PM (ptq0O)

164 Looking forward to seeing some of you morons tomorrow. If Delta does their job, that is....

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 23, 2021 08:17 PM (xHMzs)

165 [I always put lemon on my dog.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 23, 2021 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

Barack O is the only US president to know from personal experience that he prefers dog to horse for fine dining!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2021 08:17 PM (hOUT3)

166 Psaki asks a reporter "Why do you need to have that information?"

Hey Media, remember that cute little cartoon doodle about how "freedom of speech has consequences, show yourself out" ?

Sck it bitches.

Although I think one that says "freedom of speech has consequences" with 3 reporters swinging from a tree is better.

Oh, that's not what you meant? Nah, to paraphrase Bernard Shaw: "We have established what you meant, we're now merely haggling over the punishment"

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 23, 2021 08:18 PM (49Exr)

167
Saving Afghan Interpreters' is a Scam That Would Bring 100,000 Afghans to U.S.

Must have been a whole lot of interpretin' goin' on!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2021 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

168 MoMee tomorrow!!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 23, 2021 08:19 PM (cvNl1)

169 Oh my Lord, gf has some major explosive and loud Delta COVID diarrhea going on right now.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at July 23, 2021 08:06 PM (+xJjw)

Record audio, post it to YouTube.

Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:19 PM (6JQhn)

170 "Hey Media, remember that cute little cartoon doodle about how freedom of speech has consequences, show yourself out?"

I remember when my friends on FaceBook were spreading that around, they all thought it was so wise and sophisticated. .. sigh

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 23, 2021 08:19 PM (49Exr)

171 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2021 08:15 PM (a4EWo)

Seriously, you really need to start working on a long range plan to attend any MoMe, trust me (ha!), you will not regret it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2021 08:20 PM (hOUT3)

172 Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:17 PM (6JQhn)

yikes!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2021 08:20 PM (oEn12)

173 MoMee tomorrow!!
Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 23, 2021 08:19 PM (cvNl1)

Feel the hype!!!! Buy us all drinks!

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 08:21 PM (Nt0u1)

174 I'll C U in C U B A!

Jack Kaufman -"I'll See You In C-U-B-A" (1920) - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gODW7ThUfbA

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 23, 2021 08:21 PM (mGVg6)

175 So the Cleveland Indians changed their name, right?

So why didn't they keep the name Indians but adopt Vishnu as a mascot. Think of it...a big grinning Hindu deity with four arms wielding four bats hitting homers left and right. That would have been so freakin' sweet.

My ideas are awesome. Put me in charge of everything.

Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:23 PM (GINw6)

176 {{Hrothgar}}!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2021 08:23 PM (nxdel)

177 The recreational opiate problem would be mitigated by legalizing opium.

You may want to talk to Purdue Pharma how selling legal opium worked for them.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 23, 2021 08:23 PM (/SlmF)

178 You may want to talk to Purdue Pharma how selling legal opium worked for them.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 23, 2021 08:23 PM (/SlmF)

Sigh, I so wanted to buy their stock since high school. Damn private company not selling their stonk publicly.....

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 08:25 PM (Nt0u1)

179 Feel the hype!!!! Buy us all drinks!

Posted by: Draki at July 23, 2021 08:21 PM (Nt0u1)

I'm far more likely to do that than I am to reprise my performance at the last MoMee I was able to attend (2019).

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 23, 2021 08:25 PM (cvNl1)

180 "It's a real tragicomedy of errors."

Yup, alcohol and water don't mix.

And people are stupid. Last night I almost took the Darwin Award home. AC unit leaked water all over the floor, so I'm standing in the dark on soaking wet carpet, surge protector coated in mist, about to fiddle with the switch on a home made lamp I got at the flea market...

...then I heard one of you Morons shout out to me "Fen are you stupid?"

Lill bit.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 23, 2021 08:25 PM (49Exr)

181 Hrothgar, Funny, I was talking with a college friend about this and I mentioned the Granddaddy of all MoMes, Texas in October. She told me that life is short, just go for it, tell my family that I am going to visit her in Az. and she will cover for me. I am oh so close to doing that, I need to get away for a while, full time caretaker is burning me out.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2021 08:26 PM (a4EWo)

182 DDS - do it! As you said, life is short. I'll bring you a pizza.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 08:28 PM (ZUo5q)

183 I am oh so close to doing that, I need to get away for a while, full time caretaker is burning me out.

DDS.. do it! I would so love to meet you!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2021 08:28 PM (nxdel)

184 Love the joker pic. Any one want to give odds that he DIDNT get laid that night?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 23, 2021 08:28 PM (49Exr)

185 Debby Doberman Schultz

Tx tis cathartic. It is a good time. And you may have stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

186 well, back from gains. Thanks horde for the motivatin.

How the hell do you get to 47yo and not be able to handle your booze? Sounds like murder to me.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 23, 2021 08:29 PM (nTH83)

187 yikes!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2021 08:20 PM (oEn12)

It was explained to me that her previous two boyfriends also died. First one I've forgotten how, second one old age...ever watch Northern Exposure? The one woman whose boyfriends kept dying? That's my mom's boss.

I told her if the next boyfriend is killed by a falling satellite then Boss just needs to quit.

Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:29 PM (+GhWH)

188 "who wants to mambo?"

Even better: let's go throw explosives at the Capitol Police!

Posted by: Hoyt's FBI Agent Garcia at July 23, 2021 08:29 PM (49Exr)

189 Debbie, you should get her to go, too, then the cover story is kinda true.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2021 08:30 PM (OX9vb)

190 Stopped in a little mom and pop cafe in Plymouth NC today where the waitress had this on the back of her tee shirt:

Berry Bail Bonds

We'll have you out
before the soap hits the floor.

*too good to save for the ONT*

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2021 08:30 PM (ZUo5q)

191 Okie-dokey. Busy day tomorrow. Looking forward to meeting a bunch of you!! Night!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:31 PM (MVjcR)

192 It was explained to me that her previous two boyfriends also died.
Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:29 PM (+GhWH)

ID Channel is made of stories like this.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2021 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

193 I'm watching the opening ceremonies for the Olympics. Watching those athletes from all over the world, waving and clapping and smiling under their masks.

Those kids have worked their asses off.

They have my respect.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2021 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

194 DDS, what can we do to help make this happen?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:32 PM (AmS3N)

195 "her previous two boyfriends also died. First one I've forgotten how, second one old age...ever watch Northern Exposure? The one woman whose boyfriends kept dying? That's my mom's boss."

Spinal Tap is looking for a new drummer.

Could be one of those Immovable Object vs Irresistible Force situations. Or is that when you divide by zero? I get them confused.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at July 23, 2021 08:32 PM (49Exr)

196 {{{Jewells45}}}

1). Rip Taylor. I caught that comment. Hunh. Well, you are 29.

2) I go to the NWS local weather map, and every time I see the lurid heat warning colors over KCMO I think of you. Get the hubby in bike shorts and have him fan youas you sit next to a cold glass of wine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

197 177 The recreational opiate problem would be mitigated by legalizing opium.
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Yup

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 08:33 PM (gjHJW)

198 174 I'll C U in C U B A!
Jack Kaufman -"I'll See You In C-U-B-A" (1920) - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gODW7ThUfbA

Posted by: Getting the banned back together at July 23, 2021 08:21 PM (mGVg6)
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Nice.

Cuba 1933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoQyns6pjCg

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2021 08:34 PM (gjHJW)

199 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2021 08:32 PM (U2p+3)

we have it on
muted it when they had megan rapenho blabbing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2021 08:35 PM (oEn12)

200 I go to the NWS local weather map, and every time I see the lurid heat warning colors over KCMO I think of you. Get the hubby in bike shorts and have him fan youas you sit next to a cold glass of wine.

It's been brutal. Hubby in bike shorts? God no.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2021 08:35 PM (nxdel)

201 nurse ratched

I saw your comment on NW living. You are living with brio, and I have no worries about you living anywhere. Even North Korea. You would be the next ruler.

Alas, not everyone is you. And cloning is right out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

202 DDS, we will feed you and you can dance in the moonlight.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:35 PM (AmS3N)

203 Jewells45

LOL. Tell him of my respectful tip of the hat.

Stay hydrated and cool!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

204 Debby Doberman Schultz

If you get to Texas, I would like to get on your dance card. I'm no snail racer, but I haven't fallen down yet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

205 I just watched a few videos of a Norwegian bluegrass band called Hyde. I was enjoying it when it struck me- a scandi bluegrass band-if that isn't cultural appropriation, what is?

Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at July 23, 2021 08:38 PM (cSyAR)

206 Hey Weasel! Don't go! I was thinking maybe if you're not doing anything tomorrow, we could go get lunch or sumpin'.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:40 PM (wyw4S)

207 Northernlurker, surgite

Now do Aqua and Toy Box. Bubblegum Sandi Pop, with Toy Box featuring a Muslim singer/dancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

208 bluebell, a hug to you for tomorrow by way of Ladyl.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:42 PM (AmS3N)

209 bluebell

Have a great time. I hope you have staff cooking up all the Deplorable Cookbook delicacies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

210 207 Hey Weasel! Don't go! I was thinking maybe if you're not doing anything tomorrow, we could go get lunch or sumpin'.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:40 PM (wyw4S)
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Great idea!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:43 PM (MVjcR)

211 bluebell,
You are such a gem.

Hugs from afar.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)

212 Back to the workout. Lifting. Not my favorite.

It was not that bad outside for my walk. Only in the 90s.

Have a great night, everyone. In honor of the MoMeet I will be zip-lining tomorrow. So need to turn in early.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2021 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

213 Okay Horde, you made me cry, you are all such good people. Ben Had, I will e-mail you for info on making travel arrangements, its a start, if at the last minute it doesn't happen that means that hubs has taken a turn for the worse, I want to meet all of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2021 08:45 PM (a4EWo)

214 When do we get the menu reveal or is it gonna take tannerite?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:45 PM (AmS3N)

215 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at July 23, 2021 08:45 PM (VxC1e)

216 Hiya, Ben Had!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2021 08:46 PM (U2p+3)

217 bluebell, a hug to you for tomorrow by way of Ladyl.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:42 PM (AmS3N)
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Thank you! I will make sure to collect

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:46 PM (wyw4S)

218 Norwegian bluegrass?

Yer shittin' me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 08:47 PM (VxC1e)

219 174 I'll C U in C U B A!
Jack Kaufman -"I'll See You In C-U-B-A" (1920)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gODW7ThUfbA
Posted by: Getting the banned back together
199 Nice. Cuba 1933
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zoQyns6pjCg
Posted by: Braenyard

Those were fun. Irving "boozehound" Berlin!

Posted by: mindful webworker - glass raised at July 23, 2021 08:47 PM (dGKUu)

220 DDS, I await hearing from you.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:47 PM (AmS3N)

221 Hugs from afar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2021 08:43 PM (U2p+3)
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Hugs back. Wish you were coming. Maybe next time, if Weasel makes me do this again.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:47 PM (wyw4S)

222 {{{Bluebell}}}}

Tell us all the good gossip later on!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

223 When do we get the menu reveal or is it gonna take tannerite?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:45 PM (AmS3N)
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I would suspect if you check the Gun Thread on Sunday, you might see a word or two about it. Maybe. Possibly.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:48 PM (wyw4S)

224
Hugs back. Wish you were coming. Maybe next time, if Weasel makes me do this again.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:47 PM (wyw4S)
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I didn't just make up this nic!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:48 PM (MVjcR)

225 I'm just not seeing Viking longboats with a banjo player and a guy huffing on a jug.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 08:49 PM (VxC1e)

226 Tell us all the good gossip later on!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 08:48 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Omerta!!!

Wish you were coming too - won't be the same without you. Next time I'll send a car for you or something.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:49 PM (wyw4S)

227 nurse!! Miss you and need a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:50 PM (AmS3N)

228 Okay, I have to be up before the crows.

Oh, how many of you listen to the Drift Compatible podcast? Alex The Chick cried. If anyone see her give her a hug.

And maybe a little squeeze HEY LETS NOT BE DISRESPECTFUL HERE.

*Clears throat*

Night!

Posted by: Robert - 41 Days until the new Iron Maiden album at July 23, 2021 08:50 PM (ARwXL)

229 I'm just not seeing Viking longboats with a banjo player and a guy huffing on a jug.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 08:49 PM (VxC1e)
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Maybe you're just not looking hard enough.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:50 PM (wyw4S)

230 Howdy bluebell!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 23, 2021 08:51 PM (xHMzs)

231 I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me..

Posted by: Genuine Norwegian Wooden Bluegrass at July 23, 2021 08:51 PM (VxC1e)

232 {{{Nurse}}}

Your wish is my command!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 23, 2021 08:52 PM (+4oV5)

233 I didn't just make up this nic!
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:48 PM (MVjcR)
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I didn't just make up my "background," either.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:52 PM (wyw4S)

234 Hi Bluebell!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 08:52 PM (VxC1e)

235 Howdy bluebell!
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 23, 2021 08:51 PM (xHMzs)
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Hey bro! You ready for this?

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:52 PM (wyw4S)

236 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 23, 2021 08:45 PM (a4EWo)

Dayum, did I make something at least start to happen?

{{{DDS}}} do what you can in your circumstances but you would benefit from attendance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

237
I didn't just make up my "background," either.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:52 PM (wyw4S)
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I know!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (MVjcR)

238 I'm going to fry a top round steak in butter in a teflon pan.

(I don't have an iron skillet here, but that will be soon be remedied.)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (ybIRR)

239 >Hey bro! You ready for this?

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:52 PM (wyw4S)

Born ready! Ooooorah

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (xHMzs)

240 There are not enough Thank You's for Bluebell and Weasel and all that they do.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (AmS3N)

241 Girl Franpsycho hosted our doggeh at her place while we were in Vegas and she reported he bullied her roommates. Bad doggeh. Heh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (EZebt)

242 I know!
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (MVjcR)
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Oh, I know you know.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (wyw4S)

243 Omerta!!!

Wish you were coming too - won't be the same without you. Next time I'll send a car for you or something.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:49 PM (wyw4S)
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Ha!

I'll be there next year for sure.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 08:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

244 240 There are not enough Thank You's for Bluebell and Weasel and all that they do.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (AmS3N)
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Thanks but bb does all of the work.

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:54 PM (MVjcR)

245 Have a blast Old Dominion morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2021 08:54 PM (EZebt)

246 Born ready! Ooooorah
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (xHMzs)
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Can't wait. You are going to love this. And the weather is looking really nice.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:54 PM (wyw4S)

247 Oh, I know you know.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (wyw4S)
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I know you know I know!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:55 PM (MVjcR)

248 Bluebell, weasel!! I sure wish I could be there! Have tons of fun! Hugs to you all!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2021 08:55 PM (nxdel)

249 I'll be there next year for sure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at July 23, 2021 08:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

Takes notes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2021 08:55 PM (hOUT3)

250 Thanks but bb does all of the work.
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:54 PM (MVjcR)
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Wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:55 PM (wyw4S)

251 Oh, I know you know.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:53 PM (wyw4S)
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I know you know I know!
Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:55 PM (MVjcR)

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Get a room

*eyeroll*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2021 08:56 PM (VxC1e)

252 Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2021 08:55 PM (nxdel)
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Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:56 PM (MVjcR)

253 Thank you, San Franpsycho! Wish you could be here too.

I wish everyone could be here. If there is a way you can get together with other Morons, I always encourage you to do it.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:57 PM (wyw4S)

254 Cleveland Indians should be renamed the Cleveland Obama's..

Posted by: SkunkerT at July 23, 2021 08:57 PM (zMaGC)

255 SmokinHot (cis6S)

This guy *loves* the wood.

Posted by: IceCold at July 23, 2021 08:57 PM (LF4cz)

256 OK. Really going to bed this time. 'nite!

Posted by: Weasel at July 23, 2021 08:58 PM (MVjcR)

257 I've posted while drunk. If anything, my complicated run-on sentences are better, not worse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2021 08:58 PM (ybIRR)

258 Bluebell, weasel!! I sure wish I could be there! Have tons of fun! Hugs to you all!
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2021 08:55 PM (nxdel)
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Sure wish you could too, but you will certainly be there in spirit with the beautiful items you donated for our raffle. Thank you so much. I was packing everything up tonight and I know they are going to be in hot demand.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:58 PM (wyw4S)

259 bluebell, Exactly. MiniMoMe on Sunday.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2021 08:58 PM (AmS3N)

260 If there is a way you can get together with other Morons, I always encourage you to do it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:57 PM (wyw4S)

Trust bluebell, any MoMe is better than no MoMe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2021 08:58 PM (hOUT3)

261 Where are the good guys?
Posted by: SmokinHot at July 23, 2021 08:57 PM (cis6S)

Up your ass. That's your definition of "good," right?

Posted by: IceCold at July 23, 2021 08:58 PM (LF4cz)

262 Who would think that after 20 years and $5 trillion Afghanistan would go back to the shithole it was for the past 2000 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy not an FBI informant at July 23, 2021 07:56 PM (gpKIi)

*raises hand*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 23, 2021 08:59 PM (Q87rR)

263 Oh, let's all just acknowledge a basic truth. A First Principle, as it were.

Bluebell does all the work, and Weasel does all the work.

By their powers combined, we have a MoMee!!

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 23, 2021 08:59 PM (cvNl1)

264 Milady Jo is about to put the Friday Night Pepperoni Pizza in the oven. Must be time for an ONT.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nom nom nom at July 23, 2021 08:59 PM (dGKUu)

265 Cicero, aren't you supposed to be looking for banjo players on Viking longboats or something?

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 08:59 PM (wyw4S)

266 Nearsider! Glad you can make it this year.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 09:00 PM (wyw4S)

267 Bluebell. I haven't seen you in a minute. It's nice to, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2021 09:02 PM (JN3xP)

268 All this talk about MoMes is triggering to those of us who aren't going to be attending one any time soon. I demand reparations.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Trigger was stuffed at July 23, 2021 09:02 PM (dGKUu)

269 Bluebell. I haven't seen you in a minute. It's nice to, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2021 09:02 PM (JN3xP)
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Thank you, YD. Nice to see you too. Been pretty busy around here. I hope things are well with you and yours, particularly your darling baby girl.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 09:05 PM (wyw4S)

270 Nearsider! Glad you can make it this year.

Posted by: bluebell at July 23, 2021 09:00 PM (wyw4S)

Miss you fine people two years running? Not for all the tea in China.

Though my tiny mouse did get four staples in her head this evening...

Posted by: Dr. Washington Nearsider, Single and #SuperStraight at July 23, 2021 09:05 PM (cvNl1)

271 Since I won't be able to be there for the NoVaMoMe I'm going to start drinking at noon tomorrow. In solidarity and all, don'tcha know.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 23, 2021 09:21 PM (CcOog)

272 One wonders what would happen if...

ALL REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES FORSWORE FUNDRAISING DURING THE MONTH OF AUGUST 2021, IN THE EXPECTATION THAT THEY WILL C-R-U-S-H THE DEMOCRATS AND WON'T NEED ANY MONEY TO DO SO?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at July 24, 2021 03:21 AM (EMi53)

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