Insurrection Cafe: Horror Movie Chicken Edition

Funny video of a chicken who thinks he's a predator.

Cat bowling. Well, curling really, but if I said curling you'd probably think I meant bicep curling.

Dogs having a pool party.

Dogs having a car-ride sing-a-long.

Dog plays basketball, but he's playing rough.

Steve Inman playcall of a 7-Eleven punch-up.

A playcall of a guy with a lot of confidence in his jumping ability. Too much.

Bodega lady smacks around a soyboy wannabe gangster.


Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 SCORE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 06:40 PM (oHd/0)

2 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2021 06:41 PM (Vxu+H)

3 LOL

Posted by: Bosk at June 23, 2021 06:42 PM (FgPjD)

4 Tucker is the NYT go to source for anti Trump smears ?

says the NYT

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 06:43 PM (8o8kf)

5 Missed podium

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 06:43 PM (Cxk7w)

6 Oh thank goodness. The blown margins in the last thread were killing me.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:43 PM (GKopu)

7 Dogs having a pool party busted, no video

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)

8 I was waiting for the chicken to spring from behind her and rip out her spine.

I guess this is a chicken/predator from one of the new movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:44 PM (csEWM)

9 Breaking911
@Breaking911
BIDEN: "The gun lobby wants you to believe that cities that have the toughest gun laws still have the highest rates of gun violence...don't believe it."

-
Also, don't believe that Hunter is a corrupt, crackhead whore hound.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 06:44 PM (d9FiS)

10 I don't get the Shaggy thing. Is it supposed to be funny?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:45 PM (xIkNd)

11 What they do for a living: Twitter douches?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:45 PM (csEWM)

12 I don't get the Shaggy thing. Is it supposed to be funny?
Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:45 PM (xIkNd)


I thought it was funny!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:45 PM (GKopu)

13 He looks like he washed out of Nirvana.

Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 23, 2021 06:46 PM (II3Gr)

14 7 Dogs having a pool party busted, no video
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 06:44 PM (Cxk7w)

Worked for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:46 PM (csEWM)

15 The gun lobby wants you to believe that cities that have the toughest gun laws still have the highest rates of gun violence...don't believe it.
--------------
Uh...

Math, how does it work?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:47 PM (5p7BC)

16 Didja see this? (And you thought Dr. Fauci was crazy/evil!)

Bioethicist suggests genetically engineering humans to be allergic to beef to help fight climate change

https://bit.ly/3j8sEPS

Remember, you can't spell "bioethicist" with out "WTF did I just listen to!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 06:47 PM (d9FiS)

17 Good evening, horde! Work week is on the downhill from here!

Posted by: April at June 23, 2021 06:47 PM (OX9vb)

18 Worked for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:46 PM (csEWM)


Me too.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:47 PM (GKopu)

19 If I leave this comment, I didn't and I was $hacked.

Posted by: John McAfee at June 23, 2021 06:47 PM (Ok/Cy)

20 13 He looks like he washed out of Nirvana.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at June 23, 2021 06:46 PM (II3Gr)

*golfclap*

Yeah, it looks like he has both showered and it has been a while since he did heroin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:48 PM (csEWM)

21 A day without Steve Inman is like a day without sunshine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 06:48 PM (HaL55)

22 15 The gun lobby wants you to believe that cities that have the toughest gun laws still have the highest rates of gun violence...don't believe it.
--------------
Uh...

Math, how does it work?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:47 PM (5p7BC)

=========

"We don't enforce our gun laws. So it's like we don't have any!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a dangerous profession with a Hawksian woman at my side at June 23, 2021 06:48 PM (LvTSG)

23 Yo, man
Yo
Open up, man
Yo, what you want, man?
My girl just caught me
You made her catch you?
I don't know how I let this happen
With who?
The girl next door, ya know?
Man...
I don't know what to do
Say it wasn't you
Alright

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2021 06:49 PM (Vxu+H)

24 6 Oh thank goodness. The blown margins in the last thread were killing me.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:43 PM (GKopu)

If you turn the phone sideways, does it help? I'm seriously asking--I was using my phone and the print seemed smaller than usual, so I did the sideways thing and it improved.

Back on the laptop now, so I can put it on old people font.

Posted by: April at June 23, 2021 06:49 PM (OX9vb)

25 How many M and Ms can you stand on the end of Hunters dick?

Catholic Church:
9
WRONG
You lose your IRS status.

Posted by: Hunter B at June 23, 2021 06:49 PM (yrol0)

26 Is Senile Joe actually trying to employ intelligence?

Hahaha HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 23, 2021 06:50 PM (cSyAR)

27 the dog pool party one is fixed (I think -- it always worked for me)

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (0G13K)

28 OK y'all, wish me luck. I have a phone date with the girl from Sunday that I haven't seen in nearly 20 years. If I said that I'd thought of her about 4 or 5 days prior, would anyone believe me?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (HaL55)

29 6 Oh thank goodness. The blown margins in the last thread were killing me.
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:43 PM (GKopu)

At the Plano Drive In.
Circa 1979

Sweetheart, the blown margins are keeling me!

Posted by: Hunter B at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (yrol0)

30 *looks up list of cities with most restrictive gun laws*

*looks up list of cities with highest rates of gun violence*

*notes that the Venn diagram is a circle*

Ok, let's see how you explain this one. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (5p7BC)

31 "How many M and Ms can you stand on the end of - "

Sir, I'm gonna need you to back away from the M&Ms

Posted by: Hoyt's M&M Patrol at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (83lwH)

32 If you turn the phone sideways, does it help? I'm seriously asking--I was using my phone and the print seemed smaller than usual, so I did the sideways thing and it improved.

Back on the laptop now, so I can put it on old people font.
Posted by: April at June 23, 2021 06:49 PM (OX9vb)


Yeah, I just hate doing that.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:52 PM (GKopu)

33 If I said that I'd thought of her about 4 or 5 days prior, would anyone believe me?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (HaL55)

I totally believe that. Life is strange.

Posted by: April at June 23, 2021 06:52 PM (OX9vb)

34 When I was a kid, we had a pet chicken. (Shut up!) We had to get rid of it when it attacked a toddler for his ice cream cone. The toddler was on his back extending his cone-filled hand as high as possible with chicken on his chest also going for the ice cream.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 06:52 PM (d9FiS)

35 Ok, let's see how you explain this one. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (5p7BC)

Dammit Jim Im a doctor not a Venn Diagram Concentric Circle Drawer!

Posted by: Hunter B at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (yrol0)

36 OK y'all, wish me luck. I have a phone date with the girl from Sunday that I haven't seen in nearly 20 years. If I said that I'd thought of her about 4 or 5 days prior, would anyone believe me?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM (HaL55)


Is she the one you danced with?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (GKopu)

37 Dogs having a car ride sing-along.
.........

The owner must have just put on a Springsteen CD

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

38 Oh goody. Republicans surrendered on infrastructure led by Rob Portman.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (dhhKu)

39 off drig ddict sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (yrol0)

40 What's a phone date? Is it like phone sex?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (xIkNd)

41 "date with the girl from Sunday that I haven't seen in nearly 20 years. If I said that I'd thought of her about 4 or 5 days prior, would anyone believe me?"

Focus. What's important here is that you think about Scarlett Johansson really hard.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (83lwH)

42 Is she the one you danced with?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (GKopu)

In baptism thats almost sex!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (yrol0)

43
5 minutes till Tucker

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (bTQ72)

44 40 What's a phone date? Is it like phone sex?
Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (xIkNd)

Sounds more like a phone interview.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM)

45 Is she the one you danced with?

Yep, that's her. Y'all'd be proud of me: I didn't step on her feet once.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 06:55 PM (HaL55)

46 42 Is she the one you danced with?
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (GKopu)

In baptism thats almost sex!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (yrol0)

Women do love the dancing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM)

47 Hey now, don't be Dis's the Shag Man....

You KNOW he was tappin both Velma and Daphne, because Fred was teh Gay (just look at how he dressed!).

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

48 The Hunter m&m story is inspiring. Perhaps I will find an.....shall we say "alternative" use for the jar of M&MS in my kitchen.
Oh Hubbymayhem, I have an experiment for you!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (Vxu+H)

49 B-Boy @ 28- So she'd be what, 20 years older?

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (0OP+5)

50 Sounds more like a phone interview.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM)

What are you wearing

Kakhis and polo

*aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh*

OK

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (yrol0)

51 What's a phone date? Is it like phone sex?
Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (xIkNd)

Sounds more like a phone interview.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----
Or is it like a Skype/zoom sex date?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (xIkNd)

52 *notes that the Venn diagram is a circle*

Ok, let's see how you explain this one. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:51 PM


Circle times circle = squaring the circle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (DMUuz)

53 "Republicans surrendered on infrastructure led by Rob Portman."

Which is why Biden is baiting them into talking about gun crime in the cities. Odds are good the GOP will accidentally surrender again.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (83lwH)

54

If that bitch had tripped I woulda been all up in her...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Murder Chicken at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (vzKmu)

55 You KNOW he was tappin both Velma and Daphne, because Fred was teh Gay (just look at how he dressed!).
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

You wear one orange scarf and suck 50 dicks and all of a sudden you're gay!

Posted by: Fred, Gay man at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (csEWM)

56 PRO TIP: One of the benefits of assaulting someone with a gun is that you don't have to stand right in their face within the reach of your victim. One would think that hoodie-boy would have recognized the danger the first time that bodega lady swiped at his revolver and nearly knocked it out of his hand.

But nooooo...

I guess this is an example of why hoodie-boy didn't try for a career in investment banking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (fLVm1)

57 phone date with the girl


WTF is that?
like a phone call?
some sort of weird 'self pleasure' event

mebe I too old

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (bTQ72)

58 I'm out for the night. Need to get up a 3AM for my flight to Idaho.

Later kids.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (5p7BC)

59 47 Hey now, don't be Dis's the Shag Man....

You KNOW he was tappin both Velma and Daphne, because Fred was teh Gay (just look at how he dressed!).
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (oHd/0)

ruh roh!

Posted by: Scooby at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (yrol0)

60 23 Yo, man
Yo
Open up, man
Yo, what you want, man?
My girl just caught me


is this "It wasn't me"?

Posted by: ace at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (0G13K)

61 Or is it like a Skype/zoom sex date?
Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (xIkNd)

That is known as 'Toobin'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (csEWM)

62 What's a phone date? Is it like phone sex?
Nah, just a call to catch up on old times. But she sure is cute. And a little firecracker to boot. Sat next to her all Sunday night when I wasn't onstage and thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it, IYKWIM. She was a bit affectionate.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (HaL55)

63 (I]If that bitch had tripped I woulda been all up in her...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Murder Chicken at June 23, 2021 06:56 PM (vzKmu)

Legit LOL

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (KXeVo)

64 - the GOP will accidentally surrender again.


at this point, I do not think it is an accident


They voted to repeal Obamacare 47 times, and yet failed

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 06:58 PM (bTQ72)

65 Night, Davin Fla.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:58 PM (csEWM)

66 58 I'm out for the night. Need to get up a 3AM for my flight to Idaho.

Later kids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (5p7BC)

ah the old phone date trick

Posted by: Scooby at June 23, 2021 06:58 PM (yrol0)

67 I'm out for the night. Need to get up a 3AM for my flight to Idaho.

Later kids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (5p7BC)


Wait!! Dave! Are you doing the Ironman in CDA?

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 06:59 PM (KXeVo)

68 62 What's a phone date? Is it like phone sex?
Nah, just a call to catch up on old times. But she sure is cute. And a little firecracker to boot. Sat next to her all Sunday night when I wasn't onstage and thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it, IYKWIM. She was a bit affectionate.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 06:57 PM (HaL55)

The thrill is officially NOT gone.

Posted by: B.B. King at June 23, 2021 06:59 PM (csEWM)

69 5 minutes till Tucker
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (bTQ72)
........

and commercials

Posted by: wth at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

70 What's a phone date? Is it like phone sex?
Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (xIkNd)

Sounds more like a phone interview.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 06:55 PM (csEWM)



Her: "And if I decide to go out with you for dinner, where do you see yourself five years from now."

Him: "Um, prison?"

Her: "NEXT"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (fLVm1)

71 is this "It wasn't me"?
Posted by: ace

Yes. The Shaggy wannabe inspired me.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (Vxu+H)

72 Ya, theres nothing like copping a feel of phone boob and a phone blow job at the end must be great

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (uwc6D)

73 They voted to repeal Obamacare 47 times, and yet failed
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 06:58 PM (bTQ72)

*satan adjust his mighty horned condom*

fuck yeah babay

Posted by: Scooby at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (yrol0)

74 Need to get up a 3AM for my flight to Idaho.

Later kids.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 23, 2021 06


good luck, Sun Valley is in Idaho, but it is not Idaho

sorta like Jackson hole is not Wyoming or Bozeman is not Montanna

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (bTQ72)

75 B-Boy @ 28- So she'd be what, 20 years older?
Just about. Been trying to remember when was the last time I saw her, she was married to one of my guitar-playing buddies and we used to ride to gigs together. Mucho good times were had. Always thought she and him made a great couple. BTW, he was there on Sunday since it's his jam. He thanked me for dancing with her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (HaL55)

76 Focus. What's important here is that you think about Scarlett Johansson really hard.

*********

Welp, Imma thinking of a 20 year old Zooey Deschanel showing up at my door in a pixie girl outfit until it either happens or I have a brain seizure

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (GYe0D)

77 Doggie pool party isn't working for me, tried again.
Maybe because I don't have Twitter?

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)

78 Its 5 oclock somewhere....

Oh, here!

/heads to the liquor cabinet

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 07:01 PM (oHd/0)

79 Can you provide any references?

Do guys still in prison count?

*awkward pause*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 07:01 PM (csEWM)

80

What is third base on a phone date?

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72)

81 Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (HaL55)

Um, they're divorced now, right.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 07:02 PM (Xd3/g)

82 Doggie sing along did work, I don't know.
Time for lights out anyway
Have a good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 07:03 PM (Cxk7w)

83 Velma and Daphne were lez. Fred was shagging Shaggy and Scooby just watched and licked his balls.

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2021 07:03 PM (Tnijr)

84 80

What is third base on a phone date?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72)

If she goes to the bathroom while on the phone and talks to you while she is on the toilet, run.*

*speaking from experience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 07:03 PM (csEWM)

85 I attended their wedding. I think they got divorced in '03 or thereabouts. I'll ask her here in a bit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 07:03 PM (HaL55)

86 Night skip. Might catch you on the flip side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 07:04 PM (csEWM)

87 Doggie pool party isn't working for me, tried again.
Maybe because I don't have Twitter?
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2021 07:01 PM (Cxk7w)


I have to try three times to get any Twitter links to open.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 07:04 PM (Xd3/g)

88 What is third base on a phone date?

**********

If my iPhone could tell stories about my times of hitting third base on the phone

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 23, 2021 07:04 PM (GYe0D)

89 OK, I'm off. And I'm also leaving. Wish me luck.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 07:04 PM (HaL55)

90 B-Boy @ 75- So a 'Jessie's Girl' kinda thing back then? I'm wit your bro.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2021 07:04 PM (0OP+5)

91 I attended their wedding. I think they got divorced in '03 or thereabouts. I'll ask her here in a bit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Psychos Rule! No, really. They're in charge now. at June 23, 2021 07:03 PM (HaL55)


OK good. Didn't want you borrowing trouble!

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 07:05 PM (Xd3/g)

92 Have a good one, BB. Godspeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 07:05 PM (csEWM)

93 Blenheim's and Bourbon. It's what's for drink with dinner. Which is a nice thick grilled burger. Or two.

Imma recommend Aldi's. Their beef is good.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:06 PM (4q7lA)

94 OK y'all, wish me luck. I have a phone date with the girl from Sunday that I haven't seen in nearly 20 years. If I said that I'd thought of her about 4 or 5 days prior, would anyone believe me?
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2021 07:06 PM (DMUuz)

95 What is third base on a phone date?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72)

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Posted by: RIRed at June 23, 2021 07:06 PM (8Mt/C)

96 OK good. Didn't want you borrowing trouble!
Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 07:05 PM (Xd3/g)

I have a trouble credit line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 07:06 PM (csEWM)

97 95 What is third base on a phone date?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72)

827-5309
Posted by: RIRed at June 23, 2021 07:06 PM (8Mt/C)

867-5309?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 07:07 PM (csEWM)

98 827-5309
Posted by: RIRed at June 23, 2021 07:06 PM (8Mt/C)


Wrong number, smart guy.

Posted by: Jenny at June 23, 2021 07:07 PM (fLVm1)

99 Red State says McAfee hung himself. That's what his lawyer is saying.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 23, 2021 07:08 PM (5HBd1)

100 No wonder she never called me back.

Posted by: RIRed at June 23, 2021 07:08 PM (8Mt/C)

101 blaster @ 93- Which Blenheim's? Theres more than one. Certainly not the one that tastes like Buffalo Rock?

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2021 07:08 PM (0OP+5)

102 Browning 9mm 115 grain in 50 rd box also had a recall along with Winchester for certain lot numbers. If they were purchased prior to March 2021 you're good to go.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:09 PM (2DOZq)

103 Since I have not driven enough this month - going to Florida. First time to see our property when its OUR property. And to talk to a forester. Seriously, I am farming here. I am thinking of maybe some bib overalls.

Though maybe in leather. Like Willem Defoe in To Live and Die in LA.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:09 PM (4q7lA)

104 100 No wonder she never called me back.
Posted by: RIRed at June 23, 2021 07:08 PM (8Mt/C)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 07:09 PM (csEWM)

105 Red State says McAfee hung himself. That's what his lawyer is saying.

*******

Wow I didnt know an antivirus software could hang itself!




I denounce myself

Posted by: The Maskless Ranger at June 23, 2021 07:10 PM (GYe0D)

106 No wonder she never called me back.
Posted by: RIRed at June 23, 2021 07:08 PM (8Mt/C)


Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61, I am the 30% at June 23, 2021 07:10 PM (Xd3/g)

107
Summer teeth.

Some are there, some are gone.

Brilliant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 23, 2021 07:10 PM (s2VJv)

108 101 blaster @ 93- Which Blenheim's? Theres more than one. Certainly not the one that tastes like Buffalo Rock?
Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2021 07:08 PM (0OP+5)


The hot one. Pink cap.

You cut it with the bourbon.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:10 PM (4q7lA)

109 Hey Joe Biden

The Taliban did not loose and they only had AKs and fertilizer bombes
or
do you plan on harsher ROE against Americans than the taliban??

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:11 PM (bTQ72)

110 38 Oh goody. Republicans surrendered on infrastructure led by Rob Portman.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 23, 2021 06:53 PM (dhhKu)
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That was the deal, Pubbies knock down the voter law, Democracks knock down the graft.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:12 PM (LwkUs)

111 What is third base on a phone date?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72)

Weiner / Boobies picture exchange.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

112 Big sloppy hetero-smooch to ace for just posting links and not embedding

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (6FeV1)

113 - Seriously, I am farming here. I am thinking of maybe some bib overalls.

Though maybe in leather.


have you been to FL in the summer?
hot as balls was coined there
and overalls and pants make for hot balls

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (bTQ72)

114 McAffee was a nut. Brilliant. But a nut.

Getting a tattoo to say you aren't going to commit suicide is pretty crafty. And then you are found hanged. I mean, at a minimum it makes the insurance investigation murky.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (4q7lA)

115 Though maybe in leather. Like Willem Defoe in To Live and Die in LA.
Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:09 PM (4q7lA)
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Leather wears well in FL.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (LwkUs)

116 The Taliban did not loose and they only had AKs and fertilizer bombes or do you plan on harsher ROE against Americans than the taliban??
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:11 PM (bTQ72)


The question answers itself when you look at how the 6 January prisoners are being treated.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (Agr8U)

117 80

What is third base on a phone date?
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:02 PM (bTQ72

867-5309

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 07:14 PM (4fSQf)

118 McAfee didn't renew himself.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 23, 2021 07:14 PM (ynvvX)

119 Missed her by that >

Whadya say, Jennie?

Posted by: RIRed at June 23, 2021 07:15 PM (8Mt/C)

120 Away all day - that CJCS quote, was it "real", as in, in context, and what it sounded like? About "white rage" being behind the 4 hour "insurrection"?

If so, wow. We keep entering new dimensions that don't seem possible, and it just doesn't stop.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2021 07:15 PM (OTzUX)

121 have you been to FL in the summer?
hot as balls was coined there
and overalls and pants make for hot balls
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (bTQ72)


I used t spend my summers in St Augustine because my grandmother lived there. Her great uncle was Bone Mizell, who was the Cracker Cowboy as penned by Frederic Remington.

I am familiar with the heat concept. And likely, not actually going with the leather bib overalls.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:15 PM (4q7lA)

122 "Um, they're divorced now, right."

Bboy is Paolo??????

Posted by: Bosk at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (FgPjD)

123 How many ' McAfee goes down as another virus death ' jokes were made simultaneously?

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (2DOZq)

124 >>> What's a phone date? Is it like phone sex?
Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2021 06:54 PM (xIkNd)


I like to think it's where she gives him her phone and then he takes both his and her phone to the movies, sets them next to each other, while he kind of chaperones. Makes sure the phones don't get too frisky with each other and whatnot.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (sHpEi)

125 No, overalls with boxer shorts. And don't do the leather ones. I'd recommend a bandana for the neck as well.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (5HBd1)

126 "at this point, I do not think it is an accident"

You're probably right

RNC: Bro, our base is asking about the Jan 6th prisoners
DNC: We could distract them with a gun control debate?
RNC: Uh okay but you got give us an easy layup
DNC: How about I start off claiming that cities don't have strict gun laws?
RNC: Can you also pretend cities don't have the highest rates of gun crime?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (83lwH)

127 Say, does anyone know how many edible panties I should bring to a Ukrainian board meeting? I don't want my stomach to start growling right in the middle of it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (fLVm1)

128 The question answers itself when you look at how the 6 January prisoners are being treated.

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Smart ass causing trouble.

American Journalists Publish Chinese Propaganda
@JohnEkdahl
Your precious Second Amendment is useless against the power and fury of the United States government.

Also, the nation was on the brink of collapse due to a handful of unarmed, idiotic chuckleheads on January 6th.

Same people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 07:17 PM (d9FiS)

129 The question answers itself when you look at how the 6 January prisoners are being treated.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (Agr8U)

You have to know that Gitmo was part of the conversation, and somebody in the room had to say, "nahhh, that's a bit much".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2021 07:18 PM (6FeV1)

130 Phone sex is where your lady puts her phone on vibrate and you keep calling her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 07:18 PM (4fSQf)

131 No, overalls with boxer shorts. And don't do the leather ones. I'd recommend a bandana for the neck as well.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (5HBd1)



I just looovvvve that look, dahling!

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at June 23, 2021 07:18 PM (fLVm1)

132 123 How many ' McAfee goes down as another virus death ' jokes were made simultaneously?
Posted by: Just a side note



There was a 'McAfee did not renew himself' joke a few posts up. I was amused.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2021 07:19 PM (QFVV9)

133 The Second Amendment from the day it was passed limited the type of people who own a gun and what type of weapon you could own
_Resident Joseph Issams Biden

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:19 PM (LwkUs)

134 DNC: How about I start off claiming that cities don't have strict gun laws?
RNC: Can you also pretend cities don't have the highest rates of gun crime?
Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 07:16 PM (83lwH)


Yeah, but, Biden has some fairly clever writers. Or at least they think they are clever. He actually talked about the high gun crime rate in the cities even though they have super strict gun laws. He said that basically the crime in Baltimore is because there are shady gun dealers in Virginia.

Again, the stuff these people say is not moored in facts and truth, and is not intended to convey any actual iinformation other than to demonstrate the speaker's pose.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:20 PM (4q7lA)

135 "Red State says McAfee hung himself. That's what his lawyer is saying."

That doesn't mean anything these days. You go to the guy and tell him he can roll the dice with the legal system, but win or lose he's going home to find corpses.

Or he can do as he is told and no harm will come to them.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 07:21 PM (83lwH)

136 Your precious Second Amendment is useless against the power and fury of the United States government.

Also, the nation was on the brink of collapse due to a handful of unarmed, idiotic chuckleheads on January 6th.

Listening to Mark Steyn’s reading of 1984. Just got past the definition of doublethink. That’s pretty much it right there.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 23, 2021 07:22 PM (A3yHp)

137 Also, Biden talked about people buying guns without background checks totally knowing what happened with Hunter.

He doesn't give a shit about any of this other than as a weapon to slag Republicans with.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:22 PM (4q7lA)

138 Bozeman is not Montanna
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:00 PM (bTQ72)

as Atlanta is not Georgia and Charlotte is not NC and Austin is not Texas and Philly is not Pennsylvania and West Palm Beach is not Florida....

The saddest thing is what has happened to Bozeman. I know a cow girl who grew up there. She says that Main Street is now Rodeo Drive West and no one can afford to own a ranch there. Pretend ranchers from Venice and Manhattan Beach, CA have descended like locust on the place, bought up all the land, and are now hiring seasoned hands to ranch the land for them so they can go into town with supped up Ford trucks and talk like extras out of some Big Country or Shane movie production. There are detested by the locals, as all Hollywood or recording stars universally are....

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2021 07:22 PM (5iUNf)

139 -The question answers itself when you look at how the 6 January prisoners are being treated.

on that note, if things do go sideways, nobody, like nobody will ever surrender
why, if unarmed protesters are still in a shitty jail six months on, why surrender?
and there will never be a reconciliation, it will be a fight to the finish, because we can put them in camps too

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:22 PM (bTQ72)

140 Those who say the blood of Patriots, you know, and all the stuff about how we're gonna have to move against the government,... If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.
_Resident Joseph Issams Biden

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:23 PM (LwkUs)

141 Was going to rewatch "Bram Stoker's Dracula" but then found the RLM boys dropped a review of "Ice Pirates" so here I am. I haven't seen this masterpiece since the Precambrian, but it seems like the perfect meld of 80's cheese (Space Herpes!) and nostalgia for said fromage.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at June 23, 2021 07:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

142 I never wanted to live in interesting times.

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2021 07:24 PM (dYrVA)

143 Those bastards at Aldi sold me a quart and a half of Moose Tracks ice cream for a buck 76.

DAMN YOU ALDI!!!!

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (4q7lA)

144 Well off to bed. Back to work tomorrow. I'll be up around 0300 to check in on the ONT crowd.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (QFVV9)

145 Does Joe know that the British Empire was a super power at the time of the American Revolution? That's a super stupid statement he made.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (5HBd1)

146 133 The Second Amendment from the day it was passed limited the type of people who own a gun and what type of weapon you could own
_Resident Joseph Issams Biden
********
If it did limit the weapon type it would be to military suitable weapons. An early 20th century SCOTUS case found that sawed off shotguns could be regulated because they had no military value.

Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (fYSfq)

147 140 So is he going to give an update on how the Taliban is going to be in charge after the US leaves after 18 years as well, despite not having f15s or nukes?

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (tNuhy)

148 140 Those who say the blood of Patriots, you know, and all the stuff about how we're gonna have to move against the government,... If you think you need to have weapons to take on the government, you need F-15s and maybe some nuclear weapons.
_Resident Joseph Issams Biden
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:23 PM (LwkUs)


He's only threatening the 23% who don't support him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 07:26 PM (4fSQf)

149 Don't feel too bad. I got some Tillamook ice cream today. I did my own shopping and did not get a second quart.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 23, 2021 07:26 PM (5HBd1)

150 145 Does Joe know that the British Empire was a super power at the time of the American Revolution? That's a super stupid statement he made.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (5HBd1)


Again - his statements are not to be measured by, you know, "truth." He didn't say those things to educate anyone. He said them to let his supporters know that he hates the NRA as much as they do, and Republicans, too.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:26 PM (4q7lA)

151 The 2nd doesn't limit shit.

Arms. Keep and bear arms. Period.

Only the government decided that shouldn't include automatics and rocket launchers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 07:27 PM (4fSQf)

152 - An early 20th century SCOTUS case found that sawed off shotguns could be regulated because they had no military value.

the guy died or never showed up to contest this
Miller is not, well, ask the Germans of WW1 what they though about trench shotguns

Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:27 PM (bTQ72)

153 135 "Red State says McAfee hung himself. That's what his lawyer is saying."
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I believe everything Eric the Self-Fellator says.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:27 PM (LwkUs)

154 If it did limit the weapon type it would be to military suitable weapons. An early 20th century SCOTUS case found that sawed off shotguns could be regulated because they had no military value.
Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (fYSfq)


True enough. But SCOTUS said separate but equal was okay.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:28 PM (4q7lA)

155 141 I know I saw the case for Ice Pirates all the time when I was young in a certain video store. After watching the revie I guess I either never saw it or repressed the whole thing.

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2021 07:28 PM (tNuhy)

156
Speaking of Paolo, the feminine version of that name is Paola. Look Paola Ferrari. She's an Italian TV presenter.

She made news recently by doing a Sharon Stone Basic Instinct Commando Leg Recrossing maneuver on live TV.

Some news y'all might could use.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2021 07:28 PM (Mzdiz)

157 I thought we were the government.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:29 PM (LwkUs)

158 George Washington was adamant! No cruise missiles!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 07:29 PM (d9FiS)

159 Dog in the middle is all "Are we there yet?"

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 23, 2021 07:29 PM (iTXRQ)

160 If it did limit the weapon type it would be to military suitable weapons. An early 20th century SCOTUS case found that sawed off shotguns could be regulated because they had no military value.
Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (fYSfq)

Except for clearing trenches in WW1.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:29 PM (2DOZq)

161 "He said that basically the crime in Baltimore is because there are shady gun dealers in Virginia."

Because criminals would rather commit crimes with guns registered in their name...

This is like prohibition, trying to create laws that apply to the black market. Because if criminals aren't obeying the law, they will obey new law. SMH.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 07:29 PM (83lwH)

162 on that note, if things do go sideways, nobody, like nobody will ever surrender why, if unarmed protesters are still in a shitty jail six months on, why surrender?
and there will never be a reconciliation, it will be fight to the finish, because we can put them in camps too
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:22 PM (bTQ72)


Good point, WCANL.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 23, 2021 07:29 PM (Agr8U)

163 Hey I'm back.

Steve Inman playcall of a 7-Eleven punch-up.

Where's Ringo Starr when you need him??

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

164 Except for clearing trenches in WW1
******
Trench shotguns were not sawed off. They were shorter barreled Winchester M97 pumps

Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:31 PM (fYSfq)

165 Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:25 PM (fYSfq)

You can buy a sawed off shotgun right now except it's not called a shotgun or a rifle or a handgun. It's a loophole in the Firearms Act of 1934

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:31 PM (2DOZq)

166 Ha! No link to dogs playing poker.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 07:32 PM (V13WU)

167 MCAFEEIVS NON COMMITTERE MORS VOLVNTARIA

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at June 23, 2021 07:32 PM (DMUuz)

168
She made news recently by doing a Sharon Stone Basic Instinct Commando Leg Recrossing maneuver on live TV.

Some news y'all might could use.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2021 07:28 PM (Mzdiz)


Oh my.

We have a person at work named Paola. She bears a strong resemblance to a younger Salma Hayek. And then sometimes she wears a plaid schoolgirl skirt and a tight white sweater. Not sure where I was going with this. I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:33 PM (4q7lA)

169 That last tweet is great.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 23, 2021 07:33 PM (wyw4S)

170 It's gonna be tricky finding McAfee's killer.
I believe he had dirt on both Hillary *and* Putin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:33 PM (L2ZTs)

171 Ha! No link to dogs playing poker.
Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 07:32 PM


You say that like it's a good thing.

Posted by: Black Velvet Elvis at June 23, 2021 07:33 PM (DMUuz)

172 Guitar player. For sure. They all look like that.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 07:35 PM (V13WU)

173 Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo., on Wednesday introduced legislation to hire 100,000 new police officers across the U.S. and boost optimism among police and communities. The bill would provide federal grants to locales to boost new police hires
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First installment on the Democrack vig.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:35 PM (LwkUs)

174 "He said that basically the crime in Baltimore is because there are shady gun dealers in Virginia."
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Didn't they make this argument about the crime in Mexico? Then didn't they arm Mexico with our guns to prove it? Hmmm....

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 07:36 PM (uEbPt)

175 Velma and Daphne were lez. Fred was shagging Shaggy and Scooby just watched and licked his balls.

Posted by: f'd

Poor Scrappy. Alone again, naturally.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 23, 2021 07:36 PM (TiELo)

176 I believe it may be possible or even likely for the people of this country to best their government by force of arms.

But never for one second think that it will be anything like any of our foreign wars or our civil war. There will be no ROE. None of the minimal mercy shown to, say, the Japanese, will be forthcoming. Few prisoners will be taken, and they'll be taken to concentration camps like Andersonville. Targeting of civilian populations for reprisals will be SOP. Food and fuel will be used as weapons against them.

If this thing ever happens, this warped gang of tyrants will comport themselves like modern Tamerlanes. They don't have the capacity to hate an ISIS soldier even a tenth as much as they hate every one of us, down to the last one of our wives and kids.

It would be unspeakably brutal. Babi Yar level shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 07:36 PM (Zhwz2)

177 I believe it may be possible or even likely for the people of this country to best their government by force of arms.

But never for one second think that it will be anything like any of our foreign wars or our civil war. There will be no ROE. None of the minimal mercy shown to, say, the Japanese, will be forthcoming. Few prisoners will be taken, and they'll be taken to concentration camps like Andersonville. Targeting of civilian populations for reprisals will be SOP. Food and fuel will be used as weapons against them.

If this thing ever happens, this warped gang of tyrants will comport themselves like modern Tamerlanes. They don't have the capacity to hate an ISIS soldier even a tenth as much as they hate every one of us, down to the last one of our wives and kids.

It would be unspeakably brutal. Babi Yar level shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 07:36 PM (Zhwz2)

178 "policing" in dem cities consists of riding around/standing around and watching crime happen.

Posted by: runner at June 23, 2021 07:36 PM (V13WU)

179 "Trench shotguns were not sawed off. They were shorter barreled Winchester M97 pumps"

Regardless, I'm the one who decides whether a weapon has military value, not my intended target. Who is SCOTUS to decide whether or not subsonic 22 cal is effective in a guerilla campaign?

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 07:37 PM (83lwH)

180 Privacy-focused web browser Brave has launched a beta version of its Brave search engine in an attempt to create a privacy-focused alternative to Google
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Really?
Guess they didn't have time to focus on removing all the android/google crap out of their browser.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:37 PM (LwkUs)

181 Paola looks like she was wearing nude tights in that clip.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:37 PM (L2ZTs)

182 @YD - you can say that again!

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:37 PM (4q7lA)

183 Trench shotguns were not sawed off. They were shorter barreled Winchester M97 pumps
Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:31 PM (fYSfq)

You don't think some of them weren't sawed off? Right now the military has shotguns with barrels under 14" . H&K makes a military shotgun with a 10 inch barrel.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:38 PM (2DOZq)

184 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 07:36 PM (Zhwz2)

Last December, a friend asked me what the future of this country was. I said Cambodia.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 07:38 PM (uEbPt)

185 It would be unspeakably brutal. Babi Yar level shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
___

I can be just as brutal.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 07:38 PM (Vi7PN)

186 Hi bluebell!
Haven't seen you around in a bit. How are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2021 07:38 PM (dQOwJ)

187 Also sawed off shotguns were used in the American Civil War. Mostly by Calvary.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

188 Just a side note, you mean Cavalry?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

189 Hi nurse - doing okay, just got a lot going on here at home. How are things by you?

Was looking at my Seattle raindrops today and thought of you, by the way.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 23, 2021 07:40 PM (wyw4S)

190 Blaster:
So are you and SRAblaster going to do an American Gothic photo for the FL farm?
:-) Maybe a shotgun instead of a pitchfork...

Posted by: Iris at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (DibdT)

191 Scalia said, bear arms meant exactly what it said:

If you can bear (carry) it you can own it, keep it, wear it.-

I want a couple of stingers.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (LwkUs)

192 If you ever feel ignored in here - make a spelling error or simple historical misstatement.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (uEbPt)

193 What could possibly go wrong?

McDonald's In California Will Now Be Giving Out COVID Shots

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Do you want fries with that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (d9FiS)

194 It would be unspeakably brutal. Babi Yar level shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I doubt you not.
I live in the deep innards of a blue city. I will not leave. But I will be on the inside working out.
There's no run for me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (dQOwJ)

195 Also, I loved the Scooby Do joke.

Posted by: Iris at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (DibdT)

196 187 Also sawed off shotguns were used in the American Civil War. Mostly by Calvary.
Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:39 PM (2DOZq)


Here is an interesting note. It isn't written down ANYWHERE that SCOTUS must only rule on things that are true. If they want to write an opinion that their decision was based on what the Flying Monkeys told them, they can do that - and it still has the force of law.

It's a tax!

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:42 PM (4q7lA)

197 Just a side note, you mean Cavalry?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

No I mean Jesus and the disciples used a sawed off shotgun .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

198 Didn't they make the short barrel shotgun illegal the same time they did the machine gun?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:42 PM (LwkUs)

199 Oh bluebell,
You're so sweet. I'm great! Marine is back on the west coast after a stay at Camp LeJeune. He's not a fan, tbh.
Supposed to hit 100 in Seattle this weekend. That's just not right.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 23, 2021 07:43 PM (dQOwJ)

200 190 Blaster:
So are you and SRAblaster going to do an American Gothic photo for the FL farm?
:-) Maybe a shotgun instead of a pitchfork...

Posted by: Iris at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (DibdT)


This is a good idea. All my implements have black furniture though.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:43 PM (4q7lA)

201 The music in the chicken video is by a band called AWOLNATION.

This is my favorite YT video made with the song as the soundtrack.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=if-gyT0-h4s

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2021 07:43 PM (YA914)

202 193 What could possibly go wrong?

McDonald's In California Will Now Be Giving Out COVID Shots

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Do you want fries with that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (d9FiS)


The same chuckleheads who can't work an ice cream machine will be giving Timmy a shot to make his heart explode.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 23, 2021 07:44 PM (4fSQf)

203
I'm reading something now alleging that *NIH* personnel may have helped the Chicoms scrub sequencing data about the origins of Sars-Cov-2 viruses.

I've come to the conclusion that the US govt and our major institutions are thoroughly compromised by CHicom spies and traitors. The FBI, CIA, etc, as well as the NIH should be considered enemy now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2021 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)

204 'Endeavor to persevere.' And after thinking about it we declared war on the Union.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2021 07:45 PM (0OP+5)

205 Ouch, nurse, 100 is tough. I hope you can stay cool.

Glad your Marine is back where he belongs. Hope you and your boys get a chance to be all together this summer.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe on July 24! at June 23, 2021 07:45 PM (wyw4S)

206 Not a problem.

I consider the US Govt enemy #1.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 07:45 PM (Vi7PN)

207 So Hawley is now Bill Clinton? I seem to recall a very similar thing - think it was to hire 100K new cops - when that inept disaster was wreaking so much damage on the country.

And jeebus. This could have come from the least stupid member of the Congressional Black Caucus, as a typical federal nanny helicopter bucks "we're saving you!" move.

This is *Hawley*?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 23, 2021 07:45 PM (OTzUX)

208 McDonald's In California Will Now Be Giving Out COVID Shots
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Do you want fries with that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 07:41 PM (d9FiS)
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A little ranch dressing would be nice.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:45 PM (LwkUs)

209 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2021 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)

Compromised - or just involved? I'd be surprised at anyone who can tell me which one for sure.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 07:46 PM (uEbPt)

210 Didn't they make the short barrel shotgun illegal the same time they did the machine gun?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:42 PM (LwkUs)

Yeah but they left a loophole. That's why you can still purchase what's basically a short barreled shotgun with a pistol grip.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:46 PM (2DOZq)

211 NetFlix Launches New Dating Show Featuring People Wearing Animal Costumes

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Thank Satan! I was afraid we couldn't maintain our pervert curve.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 07:46 PM (d9FiS)

212 Braenyard: I once asked for some mayo at McDonalds. You'd have thought I was speaking in Esperanto.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:47 PM (L2ZTs)

213 A lot of tuned in people knew that The Masked Singer was grooming society for furries

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 07:48 PM (uEbPt)

214 I've come to the conclusion that the US govt and our major institutions are thoroughly compromised by CHicom spies and traitors. The FBI, CIA, etc, as well as the NIH should be considered enemy now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2021 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)


Was working on an IT project at NIH a few years back. On the "research" floors - almost everyone was Asian. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2021 07:48 PM (4q7lA)

215 Seen at FB:

"If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips, huffs, woofs, or slaps the ground with its paws, it is warning you that you are too close and are making it nervous."

If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips, huffs, woofs, or slaps the ground with its paws, it may also be doing a Mick Jagger impression.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

216 Where the fuck is Pilate?!?

Posted by: Disciples with Sawed Off Shotguns at June 23, 2021 07:49 PM (bG/5x)

217
Did you hear this?

Some clever person came up with "Kauron."
It's the evil mega-karen in Sauron form.

I forget who is "Kauron," though.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 23, 2021 07:49 PM (v2fyE)

218 If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips, huffs, woofs, or slaps the ground with its paws, it is warning you that you are too close and are making it nervous."

I would not make it past the clacking of the teeth. I'm out of there.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

219 If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips

Mostly true.

It could also mean it's an old bear with dentures.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2021 07:49 PM (YA914)

220 "If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips, huffs, woofs, or slaps the ground with its paws, it may be identifying as a tranny."

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 07:49 PM (uEbPt)

221 Also seen at FB:

"Hospital worker arrested for using a dead patient's debit card to buy snacks just 17 minutes after the patient passed away"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

222 Ha, ha. Scott Adams tweet:

If ever there was a man who could fake his own death and Bitcoin-bribe his way out of a foreign prison, it would be John McAfee.

Not saying it happened. Not saying it didn't.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 07:50 PM (UHVv4)

223 Make a bear nervous and it will charge you.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:50 PM (LwkUs)

224 I'm so glad I don't have FB.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 07:50 PM (Vi7PN)

225 If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips, huffs, woofs, or slaps the ground with its paws, it is warning you that you are too close and are making it nervous."

I would not make it past the clacking of the teeth. I'm out of there.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

I wouldn't make it past If a bear.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 07:50 PM (uEbPt)

226 Just a side note, yeah I'm outta there too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:50 PM (L2ZTs)

227 Not saying it happened. Not saying it didn't.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 07:50 PM (UHVv4)

So true. That's how he got away with murder.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

228 Keep and bear arms.

You can keep your man o war
Bear it if you can.

Or take this letter of marquis and hit the high seas and kill a few for the greater glory of your country and your god.

Posted by: Occam at June 23, 2021 07:53 PM (bizO9)

229 Braenyard: I once asked for some mayo at McDonalds. You'd have thought I was speaking in Esperanto.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Given that Esperanto was designed to share some similarities with Romance languages, particularly vocabulary, I don't see the problem. (Esperanto was invented circa 1887 by a Polish ophthalmologist.)

Posted by: SFGoth at June 23, 2021 07:53 PM (KAi1n)

230 My chicken bones will talk to you for $9 a call.

They're seldom wrong. You might not like the news they provide, but that's your problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2021 07:53 PM (3H9h1)

231 "You don't think some of them weren't sawed off? Right now the military has shotguns with barrels under 14" . H&K makes a military shotgun with a 10 inch barrel.
Posted by: Just a side note"
****
The original point attempted was not about shotgun lengths but that at one time the court understood that the term arms meant military grade weapons. Today we are being told by our so called betters that we don't need military grade or even military style rifles.

Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:54 PM (exgDf)

232 My chicken bones will talk to you for $9 a call.

They're seldom wrong. You might not like the news they provide, but that's your problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2021 07:53 PM (3H9h1)

Up to $15 now. Shortage of chicken bones.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

233
how about this?

"Dr" Fausti is like an evil but bungling Bond character.
How about Dr. Faux? (ryhmes with No)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 23, 2021 07:54 PM (v2fyE)

234 Was working on an IT project at NIH a few years back. On the "research" floors - almost everyone was Asian. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: blaster

The clowns designing and running NCIC2000 are responsible for insuring your government isnt using the background checks to build a database of gun owners - my guys were doing something else and had three backdoors in before lunch.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2021 07:54 PM (Xih1H)

235 SMH, I stay at FB mainly just for the family connections I still have there.

(Also, it doesn't hurt that one of my friends there these days is a beautiful Indian-American princess who seems to like me and is even more conservative than I am. I know I know, she's probably really a 59-year-old 700-pound homebound tranny, but let me have my fantasy, okay??!!)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

236 Missouri governor signs bill prohibiting state police officers from enforcing federal gun laws

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:54 PM (LwkUs)

237 Esperanto was one of the Eagles better songs.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 23, 2021 07:55 PM (qH6FZ)

238 SMH, I stay at FB mainly just for the family connections I still have there.

___

That's what phones are for.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 07:55 PM (Vi7PN)

239 Keep and bear arms.

You can keep your man o war
Bear it if you can.

Or take this letter of marquis and hit the high seas and kill a few for the greater glory of your country and your god.
Posted by: Occam

Pillage and burn, too

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2021 07:56 PM (Xih1H)

240
"Warm smell of ____, rising up through the air"

??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 23, 2021 07:56 PM (v2fyE)

241 Who was it that wanted me to email them?

Posted by: SFGoth at June 23, 2021 07:56 PM (KAi1n)

242 "I believe it may be possible or even likely for the people of this country to best their government by force of arms."

As I said yesterday, I don't think it's going to come to that. It doesn't even need to. The Left knows the Right will not shoot first - the Right will only use violence in *response* to violence. Which also grants the Left the initiative. So the Left will avoid any type of Boston Massacre event that would provoke violence, and take advantage of the initiative we have given up.

If you know your enemy won't shoot first, you can play that to your advantage to ensure they never shoot at all.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 07:56 PM (83lwH)

243
So the Left will instead come at us sideways, through non-violent methods. Like cross-referencing gun registration lists with social credit, medical care, business licenses, your kid's college admission.

"You want your mother to have hospice care so she dies peacefully? Drive downtown and turn in your firearms so we can remove you from the registration list."

The Left keeps out-maneuvering us, and we've already telegraphed we are reluctant to resort to violence because that would risk career and family. So that is what they will use against us. Just as they are now.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 07:56 PM (83lwH)

244 Colichas

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2021 07:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

245 TX to the Fed, GFY.

https://is.gd/E1o26F

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:57 PM (LwkUs)

246 Believe me, qdp, I really don't care if you use FB or not.

But I'm sure FB is happy.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 07:57 PM (Vi7PN)

247
From the stories about the Chicom defector, Dong -- call him Long Dong Fooey I guess -- he made specific arrangements to defect to DIA custody, and they kept CIA, FBI, State and the others out of it.

Also, the DIA verified his scientific/technical stuff on the Wuhan virus with military bioweapon experts at Ft. Detrick and kept the NIH/CDC out of the loop as well.

The Chicom defector, a big Chicom Spook master himself, supposedly brought terabytes of data detailing Chicom spies and traitors in our government and the corporate/media institutions.

We are thoroughly compromised by the Chicoms. They pw0n us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2021 07:57 PM (Mzdiz)

248 Posted by: Cosda at June 23, 2021 07:54 PM (exgDf)

Roger that. My point is they were wrong even then because short barrel shotguns have been and still are used by the military. Agree they are even more wrong today.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

249 According to Joe Biden the second Amendment has nothing to do with defending against the government because unless you have F15s and nukes, he'll fuck you up.

Apparently he also found a law somewhere that said early Americans were barred from owning cannons. He has repeated this nonsense before. Nobody has been able to find such a law, and there are plenty of examples from that time of private cannon ownership.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2021 07:58 PM (i0wNm)

250 Scaramouche scaramouche can you do the esperanto?

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2021 07:58 PM (0OP+5)

251 SMH, Zuck asked me to pass on to you: "Meep meep!"
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

252
Colichas
Posted by: LASue


Is that the Mexican version?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 23, 2021 07:58 PM (v2fyE)

253 If this thing ever happens, this warped gang of tyrants will comport themselves like modern Tamerlanes. They don't have the capacity to hate an ISIS soldier even a tenth as much as they hate every one of us, down to the last one of our wives and kids.

It would be unspeakably brutal. Babi Yar level shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 07:36 PM (Zhwz2)


It will look like the Thirty Years War on steroids.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 23, 2021 07:59 PM (jOcSX)

254
Is a colita the same as a colada?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at June 23, 2021 07:59 PM (v2fyE)

255 qdp, pass this on to your boy, Zuck...

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 07:59 PM (Vi7PN)

256 The Chicom defector, a big Chicom Spook master himself, supposedly brought terabytes of data detailing Chicom spies and traitors in our government and the corporate/media institutions.

I wonder what he knows about our disappearing Chinese spies.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2021 08:00 PM (Xih1H)

257 SMH, will do so long as it's for him and not me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:00 PM (L2ZTs)

258 I can be just as brutal.
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 07:38 PM (Vi7PN

-------

No. You can't. I've read your comments for years; you're a human being. There is a soul in there that hasn't been extinguished and consumed by your unslakable will to power.

That doesn't mean you'll be defeated. It just means that in war or in victory your inherent decency and faith in G-d will stay your hand, and restrain you from descending into the mire of depravity that our leaders proudly wallow in with no sense of shame.

You're better than them. They have no morality beyond master, slave, killer, and victim. The only thing holding them back from an orgy of destruction are certain practical considerations. These people are power demons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 08:00 PM (Zhwz2)

259 the second Amendment has nothing to do with defending against the government because unless you have F15s and nukes, he'll fuck you up.
-----------------

Note Swalwell said the exact same thing. Note that this is in fact something called "the script". Note also that the script writers mean it.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

260 I pity the fool that messes with that rooster.

Posted by: Mr. T at June 23, 2021 08:01 PM (830x5)

261 never doubted for a second that they mean every word.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2021 08:01 PM (wHoql)

262 Colitas

Little buds.

Loose translation

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2021 08:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

263 the second Amendment has nothing to do with defending against the government because unless you have F15s and nukes, he'll fuck you up.
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Note Swalwell said the exact same thing. Note that this is in fact something called "the script". Note also that the script writers mean it.

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Translation: Resistance Is Futile

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 08:02 PM (d9FiS)

264 First installment on the Democrack vig.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 07:35 PM (LwkUs


I do not understand this comment. Too cryptic for my simple brain. Please explain.

Posted by: Emmie at June 23, 2021 08:03 PM (tcsxg)

265 Colitas

Little buds.

Loose translation

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2021 08:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

The Eagles were talking about Gilligan?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:03 PM (uEbPt)

266 259 the second Amendment has nothing to do with defending against the government because unless you have F15s and nukes, he'll fuck you up.

Note Swalwell said the exact same thing. Note that this is in fact something called "the script". Note also that the script writers mean it.
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

Fun part was, the sentences before that were historically incorrect.

Yes, when the 2nds was ratified you COULD own cannons. In fact you could own cannons. Ships did it all the time. Cities did it... the town Cannon was the NORM for much of our history.

And you CAN own your own cannon even Today! You just need a license to do so ( I personally know people who own their own cannons...).

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:05 PM (oHd/0)

267 Is McAffee really dead?

There's a big "Q" on his instagram page.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 08:06 PM (Vi7PN)

268 Colitas

Little buds.

Loose translation

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2021 08:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

The Eagles were talking about Gilligan?
Posted by: ...

Whoa! Gilligan's Island! The deeper you go, the deeper it gets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 08:07 PM (d9FiS)

269 my guys were doing something else and had three backdoors in before lunch.
Posted by: Jean

Let me be clear, I would take a break from ncaa brackets for that!

Posted by: Bareback Obama at June 23, 2021 08:07 PM (TiELo)

270 for maybe the first time, Justice Thomas gets one wrong

very wrong

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 08:07 PM (8o8kf)

271 Turns out Senator Whitehouse belongs to another "white" club. The yacht club. Such a hypocrite.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 23, 2021 08:08 PM (NpAcC)

272 While working for NOAA back in the 2000's we had a husband and wife team of spies. They took a solid state drive that at the time was worth a grand in hardware alone. The data... well, let's just say the US Navy spent billions of dollars mapping out ocean layers to hide their submarines in. China had it back then.

They had a kid her in the states, but the husband returned to China "to raise it." The wife remained... to continue the data collection for about a year, then disappeared.

I was labeled a racist for pointing this out at the time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 23, 2021 08:08 PM (3H9h1)

273 If you don't understand the 1st and 2nd amendments, you can't possibly understand anything else about the framework of the United States.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2021 08:08 PM (6FeV1)

274 Whoa! Gilligan's Island! The deeper you go, the deeper it gets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 08:07 PM (d9FiS)

you can never leave... LMAO

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:09 PM (uEbPt)

275 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 08:00 PM (Zhwz2)

I think you misconstrue 'Brutality' from the reasons FOR brutality.

If you are not brutal in war... you will loose. Period (yes, that is one of those aggressive periods, may I even submit, a BRUTAL period... LOL).

There are times when brutality is justified... which is a hard lesson that some of us had to learn...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:09 PM (oHd/0)

276 So when the Eagles said "you can check out any time you like" were they referring to Ginger or Mary Ann?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

277 274 Whoa! Gilligan's Island! The deeper you go, the deeper it gets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at June 23, 2021 08:07 PM (d9FiS)

you can never leave... LMAO
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:09 PM (uEbPt)

I still submit the Professor could have gotten off that island any time he wanted... but...

Ginger and Mary Anne... shared a hut. Skipper had his 'Little Buddy'. Lovie had Thurston...

Professor had his own hut... why? Ginger and Mary Anne.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:11 PM (oHd/0)

278 237 Esperanto was one of the Eagles better songs.
Posted by: lowandslow

Esperanto
Why dont you come to your siesta?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 23, 2021 08:12 PM (oEn12)

279 Professor had his own hut... why? Ginger and Mary Anne.
Posted by: Romeo13

Deep. Deep!
Maybe to deep to contemplate.
May have to blow a spiff and think about it.

Posted by: MkY at June 23, 2021 08:13 PM (Foq6I)

280 Congress demands investigation into the 'super-spreader' Wuhan Military Games in October 2019 where athletes from several countries 'got sick with COVID symptoms' and recalled streets being locked down - two months before China reported their first case.

https://tinyurl.com/k9rf9rfm

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 08:13 PM (Vi7PN)

281 "Turns out Senator Whitehouse belongs to another "white" club. The yacht club"

Trump needs a boat named MAGA

https://youtu.be/MVL4wKnpx2U

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 08:13 PM (83lwH)

282 Apparently he also found a law somewhere that said early Americans were barred from owning cannons. He has repeated this nonsense before. Nobody has been able to find such a law, and there are plenty of examples from that time of private cannon ownership.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2021 07:58 PM (i0wNm)

At the beginning of the Civil War, almost all the Artillery for the South came from????

Private ownership. Individuals and towns.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:13 PM (oHd/0)

283 Political leaders who say "it is my unshakable will to rule you, and if you attempt to resist it, I will burn you alive" mean that shit.

When you hear people like Swalwell and Biden say that stuff aloud, in public, and proudly, then heed their clearly stated threats. Just because they're drooling dolts doesn't mean they lack the desire or means to carry them out.

It happens over and over again. The power hungry aggressor lays out his intentions in plain language. It's part of his psychology. Never ignore it, or pretend it's not real.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 08:13 PM (Zhwz2)

284 Deep. Deep!
Maybe to deep to contemplate.
May have to blow a spiff and think about it.
Posted by: MkY at June 23, 2021 08:13 PM (Foq6I)

Being the Nerd meself, perhaps I'm projecting... but..

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

285 Note Swalwell said the exact same thing. Note that this is in fact something called "the script". Note also that the script writers mean it.


I don't think so. Swalwell has never known difficulty or deprivation in his life.
Our problem is lack of organization.

Posted by: clutch at June 23, 2021 08:15 PM (9UmRs)

286 I don't think so. Swalwell has never known difficulty or deprivation in his life.
Our problem is lack of organization.
Posted by: clutch at June 23, 2021 08:15 PM (9UmRs)

And you will not be allowed to organize. Media, Big Tech, and the Government itself will call you an insurrectionist and stop you from communicating.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:16 PM (oHd/0)

287 All the others dead. You the lone Ranger.

Posted by: Esperanto at June 23, 2021 08:16 PM (UHVv4)

288 he'll fuck you up.
-----------------

Note Swalwell said the exact same thing. Note that this is in fact something called "the script". Note also that the script writers mean it.
Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:00 PM (uEbPt)
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Where's big Joe going to be while all this inner-city fighting is going on? Buenos Aires?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 08:18 PM (LwkUs)

289 Many serial TV shows suffer from what I call "Gilligan's Island" syndrome. They either start in a corner, or write themselves into one. One that they can't get out of - or the show would no longer work. Often these are "chase" shows where there is a hunter and a hunted.

If the prey is caught, no more show. It's like "plot armor", but it's not armor - it's just a steel curtain in the way of advancing the story.

There are ways out of it sometimes, but you have to be clever. And there are some situations you just can't get out of without it being the end. I find these shows mostly unwatchable. Once you see it you can't unsee it.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:18 PM (uEbPt)

290 Tough guy, huh? We'll see how tough you are after a nuclear bomb...

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 23, 2021 08:18 PM (Lt1JN)

291 Teddy Roosevelt had at least two potato diggers bought for his Rough Riders by a private citizen.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 08:19 PM (2DOZq)

292 I'm in DC Joe, launch when ready...

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 08:20 PM (83lwH)

293 What's the odds that Hunter is watching the coverage of his debauched lifestyle and thinking to himself

"how kewl am I, yeah baby !!"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 08:20 PM (8o8kf)

294 Posted by: clutch at June 23, 2021 08:15 PM (9UmRs)

My point is there was a whole lot of "shock" (mostly on our side) when Swalwell tweeted it.

Well now it's part of the fake president's official speech. If you want to think that's just a coincidence that's fine with me.

Shouldn't it still be shocking? Shouldn't it in fact be *more* shocking?

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:20 PM (uEbPt)

295 @283 Joe was mocking us today, taunting, really. And yes, he means it. F16s and nukes, because we object to corrupt, lying marxists. Right on, Joe.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 23, 2021 08:21 PM (tfpw4)

296 116 The question answers itself when you look at how the 6 January prisoners are being treated.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at June 23, 2021 07:13 PM (Agr8U)


...so we can plan on the donk lords' zone of control only extending to about 20 miles outside DC and a handful of sympathetic cities? I can work with that.

Posted by: CppThis at June 23, 2021 08:21 PM (8h1h1)

297 There's a guy on the Islanders with the last name of Clutterbuck. My Drill Instructors would have had a grand time with that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 23, 2021 08:21 PM (tUNxh)

298 And you will not be allowed to organize. Media, Big Tech, and the Government itself will call you an insurrectionist and stop you from communicating.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:16 PM

I've consistently said that something like hunger will kick this off and we will organize in a big hurry.
We'll figure out the communicating, even if it is skivvy waving or celestial navigation.

Posted by: clutch at June 23, 2021 08:22 PM (9UmRs)

299 when Vanderbilt was going to sail his yacht around the world he bought a Colt "Monitor", the commercial version of the BAR

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 23, 2021 08:22 PM (wHoql)

300 there are plenty of examples from that time of private cannon ownership.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 23, 2021 07:58 PM (i0wNm)

adorned with M&Ms

Posted by: Hunter at June 23, 2021 08:22 PM (8o8kf)

301 They are saying they will *bomb their own country* to stop you if need be. If Trump said he would *bomb his own country* to stop his political opponents from exercising a right (or for any reason at all), the world would have rolled off its axis via Fake Outrage from the global media alone.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:23 PM (uEbPt)

302 If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips, huffs, woofs, or slaps the ground with its paws, it is warning you that you are too close and are making it nervous.

Hrrrumph. Those with more bear experience know it's just whispering sweet nothings.

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at June 23, 2021 08:23 PM (DMUuz)

303 John McAfee May 24
Three years ago I predicted a war between governments and crypto. The FED now calls crypto a threat to economic stability and China is outlawing it.

The war is on and I am a major target.

Do not be afraid. Crypto is our last hope for financial independence.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2021 08:23 PM (UHVv4)

304 "adorned with M&Ms"

Put the M&Ms down. Nice and slow.

Posted by: Hoyt's M&M Patrol at June 23, 2021 08:24 PM (83lwH)

305 I just don't think the government is going to stroll into Wyoming or Idaho or Arizona or Iowa or any small town and start confiscating guns from people. They may try the buy back scheme but when that doesn't work and they start going door to door, thats when the shooting starts. Normal people don't want to fire on law enforcement, even if its US marshals, but I don't see any other way if they begin taking away guns from all of us.

Posted by: Megthered at June 23, 2021 08:24 PM (2KxYD)

306 To Joe's credit, he didn't say that the government would use chemical weapons, just nukes

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 08:24 PM (8o8kf)

307 I've consistently said that something like hunger will kick this off and we will organize in a big hurry.
We'll figure out the communicating, even if it is skivvy waving or celestial navigation.
Posted by: clutch at June 23, 2021 08:22 PM (9UmRs)

Almost every revolution in history (except the US Revolution) was preceded by a huge rise in Food prices.

Mostly due to mismanagement or famine... but...

we are now seeing one due to inflation.... where our own government is destroying the worth of the dollar, by creating too much currency.

Things may get sporty very soon IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:24 PM (oHd/0)

308 Aliens vs. Chicken Predator.

Posted by: Stinkfinger at June 23, 2021 08:24 PM (KnJdm)

309 We'll figure out the communicating, even if it is skivvy waving or celestial navigation.
Posted by: clutch at June 23, 2021 08:22 PM


-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: CW at June 23, 2021 08:25 PM (DMUuz)

310 273 If you don't understand the 1st and 2nd amendments, you can't possibly understand anything else about the framework of the United States.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 23, 2021 08:08 PM (6FeV1)
--------------

You've got to start with the Declaration of Independence.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2021 08:26 PM (LwkUs)

311 I don't want there to be any shooting.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:26 PM (uEbPt)

312 To Joe's credit, he didn't say that the government would use chemical weapons, just nukes
Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 08:24 PM


C'mon, man! We've already started biological.

Posted by: The Man They Called Celtic at June 23, 2021 08:27 PM (DMUuz)

313 Posted by: breitbart-clone at June 23, 2021 08:25 PM (e0JwT)

Ace? or a COB. I've noticed a distinct difference.

Hell, me and Ace traded personal insults a few years ago... and he never banninated me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:27 PM (oHd/0)

314 Posted by: breitbart-clone at June 23, 2021 08:25 PM (e0JwT)

And here we have our NSA and/or FBI rabblerouser, trying to get this site banned.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)

315 We don't need jets or nukes to take over. All it takes is a guy wearing a Fred Flintstone water buffalo hat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2021 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

316 although I always get my money back, I keep on ordering these TGTBT things on Ebay that are never shipped

yesterday, it was a weber kettle, retail 175, for 65 bucks

Ebay removed the seller today

oh well

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 08:28 PM (8o8kf)

317 Hey Joe Biden

The Taliban did not loose and they only had AKs and fertilizer bombes
or
do you plan on harsher ROE against Americans than the taliban??
Posted by: will choose a nic later at June 23, 2021 07:11 PM (bTQ72)


That senile bastard can't even plan a bowel movement. But I am convinced there are plenty of Deep State and top brass absolutely itching to open fire on loyal Americans.

I said before I predict a MAGA assembly to be shot down in cold blood before the end of the year. Stinkfinger's little vomitus is what I'd call a "tell."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2021 08:28 PM (2JVJo)

318 Huge Spike in American's Buying F-15s After Biden suggests You'll Need Them to Overthrow the Government - America's Paper of Record

Posted by: Iris at June 23, 2021 08:29 PM (DibdT)

319 I keep on ordering these TGTBT things

Hmmm ... something's tugging at the back of my mind there ...

Posted by: Colonel Mustard at June 23, 2021 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

320 310 - and to think mis hum banned me for calling out a butcher vet on the pet thread in order to protect the blog...

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 23, 2021 08:30 PM (8/lxS)

321 "All it takes is a guy wearing a Fred Flintstone water buffalo hat."

Go on...

Posted by: Hoyt's FBI Agent Garcia at June 23, 2021 08:31 PM (83lwH)

322 That senile bastard can't even plan a bowel movement.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2021 08:28 PM


Well, we know he's not a Russian.

Posted by: Admiral Painter at June 23, 2021 08:31 PM (DMUuz)

323 Posted by: breitbart-clone at June 23, 2021 08:25 PM (e0JwT)

You're the guy with the Buffalo horn helmet aren't you? Rock on dude.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 08:32 PM (2DOZq)

324 Adobe Juan: it's an FBI/NSA-paid troll, trying to get us to pick up arms and start something, so (a) we can all get ourselves killed and (b) so that this site can be officially classified as "in support of terrorists," and then banned.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

325 The Tempest

Gilligan Caliban
Prospero Professor
Miranda Mary Ann
Ariel Ginger

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2021 08:32 PM (ybIRR)

326 Is it me or are the trolls getting more populous?

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2021 08:33 PM (dYrVA)

327 Infidel, it's obvious we're the targets of an official harassment campaign.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

328 Is it me or are the trolls getting more populous?

The numbers will go down once the funemployment money runs out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 23, 2021 08:34 PM (SchxB)

329 "I'll nuke you if you resist. Your puny guns can't protect you from me. But I love you and want to protect you. From you. So give me those guns. Now."

Think about that train of logic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 08:35 PM (Zhwz2)

330 329 Infidel, it's obvious we're the targets of an official harassment campaign.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

Yeah.... I'm kinda the one who started NSA Bob... it used to be a joke.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2021 08:35 PM (oHd/0)

331 Hey "breitbart-clone":
Eat shit and die, but not before fucking yourself good and hard first.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

332 qdp, it's so tiresome.

I see heals up is heading to the border. What a slut.

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2021 08:35 PM (dYrVA)

333 Stop talking like a Democrat.

Posted by: breitbart-clone at June 23, 2021 08:29 PM (e0JwT)

Stop talking like an asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2021 08:36 PM (Q9lwr)

334 328 Is it me or are the trolls getting more populous?

a wise man can learn from a fool

Posted by: REDACTED at June 23, 2021 08:36 PM (8o8kf)

335 I like NSA Bob.

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2021 08:36 PM (dYrVA)

336 (fW1Jh) should have been kicked yesterday.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 08:36 PM (KnJdm)

337 Then why doesn't breitbart-clone posts disappear as suddenly as mine did?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 23, 2021 08:36 PM (8/lxS)

338 I do want that up armored Toyota Tundra that South African guy was driving. Come on lottery !

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

339 Infidel, yup. She'll be there all of 15 seconds and the entire press will swoon like crazy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

340 More from the Bee:

Half-Black Woman Ordered To Pay Herself Reparations

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 08:38 PM (Vi7PN)

341 Breaitbart-clone (fW1Jh) = glowie.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 08:38 PM (KnJdm)

342 Is it just me or are a lot of foot bridges collapsing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 08:38 PM (csEWM)

343 Half-Black Woman Ordered To Pay Herself Reparations
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 08:38 P

roflmao. They just nail it every time!

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2021 08:39 PM (dYrVA)

344 Post your own brave comment on your own brave website, jackbag.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:39 PM (uEbPt)

345 Hey Mr He-Man breitbart-clone, how come we don't see YOU rushing up to DC with your huge arsenal to free the Jan 6 protesters?

Show us how it's done, chickenhawk.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)

346 roflmao. They just nail it every time!
Posted by: Infidel
___

lol, yep.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 08:39 PM (Vi7PN)

347 "I'll nuke you if you resist. Your puny guns can't protect you from me. But I love you and want to protect you. From you. So give me those guns. Now."

Think about that train of logic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 23, 2021 08:35 PM (Zhwz2)

Stinkfinger doesn't have the balls.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 08:39 PM (KnJdm)

348 Posted by: breitbart-clone at June 23, 2021 08:37 PM (fW1Jh)

What have you done Rambo? Go sell your shit someplace else. You revealed yourself as a ignorant troll when you said ace and Kristol were the same.

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

349 flounder, it's an NSA/FBI-paid troll. All the meth he/she/xhe/it can smoke, no doubt.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

350 Stinkfinger doesn't have the balls.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2021 08:39 PM (KnJdm)

No, Jill has them now...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 23, 2021 08:40 PM (joJfO)

351 Anyone got a gently used F16? I'll take an F15 too.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 23, 2021 08:40 PM (tfpw4)

352 Yeah, getting a Feeb vibe from the troll.

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 08:40 PM (Vi7PN)

353 Erik, I'm sure the NSA/FBI troll "breitbart-clone" has at least a few he'd love to sell you...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

354 Creepy as hell.

Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2021 08:41 PM (dYrVA)

355 Guessing the troll didn't see the electric fence that is CBD, the Thor of ban hammers

Posted by: Too Bad Costa Rica Sucks at June 23, 2021 08:41 PM (YDEpQ)

356 ace had a better speaking style than Kristol. Kristol had that, I am not sure if it is regional or class based tic, where he paused and it almost sounded like he was smacking his lips.

I will admit it is petty and surface, but things like that always cause me to focus like an arrow on that thing (Hannity's voice is another example.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 23, 2021 08:42 PM (csEWM)

357 "when that doesn't work and they start going door to door, that's when the shooting starts."

See 242-243

They won't go door to door. We will drive downtown and turn over our weapons.

Posted by: Hoyt's Paid Turkish Provocateur at June 23, 2021 08:42 PM (83lwH)

358 Japan was planning on selling off some of it's F-15's a few years back. Maybe we should see if they've still got a few on the back lot somewhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at June 23, 2021 08:42 PM (SchxB)

359 Ooo look, the NSA/FBI shill is vomiting up more crazy shit.

"Good troll!! Here's more meth." - breitbart-clone's deep state masters

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:42 PM (L2ZTs)

360 Troll actually thinks there's no talk here about how the election was stolen???

lol

Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2021 08:42 PM (Vi7PN)

361 We're a peaceful people. We love peace and harmony. We are practically clones of the noble savages who preceded us.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:42 PM (uEbPt)

362 ONT is nood!

Posted by: dartist at June 23, 2021 08:43 PM (+ya+t)

363 breitbart-clone, I can tell a paid shit-troller for the FBI/NSA when I see one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2021 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)

364 Guessing the troll didn't see the electric fence that is CBD, the Thor of ban hammers

Well I'm not seeing it either, why are trollboy's posts still up?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 23, 2021 08:44 PM (8/lxS)

365 The election wasn't stolen, you idiot. Ace bans that kind of talk. Take your brave conspiracy talk to the dark web.

Posted by: ... at June 23, 2021 08:44 PM (uEbPt)

366 I don't know if it's FBI troll because it hasn't tried to sell us explosives yet .

Posted by: Just a side note at June 23, 2021 08:44 PM (2DOZq)

367 Trollboy's ready to hold your coat while you go water liberty's tree for him.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at June 23, 2021 08:46 PM (8/lxS)

368 302 If a bear clacks its teeth, sticks out its lips, huffs, woofs, or slaps the ground with its paws, it is warning you that you are too close and are making it nervous.
-----
Hrrrumph. Those with more bear experience know it's just whispering sweet nothings.
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at June 23, 2021 08:23 PM (DMUuz)


Pussy. Hold my beer.

Posted by: Richard Harris - Man In The Wilderness at June 23, 2021 08:50 PM (VcFUs)

369 How many F-15 crew chiefs, armorers, and pilots would refuse to prep and fly missions against US citizens if ordered to do so tomorrow? I have no idea. Neither does the Pentagon. This is why the Dems are working to get "extremists" out of the military. The Dems only want people they can count on to follow any order to be in combat and direct combat support units.

Posted by: no one at June 23, 2021 08:50 PM (iHqxB)

370 In this Twitter feed called "Libs of Tik Tok," the tweeter challenges everyone to post one word, and he will find a video of how that thing is racist. His success rate is very high. Water, air, food, it's all racist.

https://tinyurl.com/4tsjkp89

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at June 23, 2021 08:51 PM (DBPIP)

371 "Yeah but they left a loophole. That's why you can still purchase what's basically a short barreled shotgun with a pistol grip."

Birdshead grip.

I have one

Put a pistol grip on it, and you're in violation.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at June 23, 2021 08:54 PM (3D/fK)

372 How about some of General Milley's non-CRT compliant M1A2's? M109's? Does he need those any more? Hood's a crap load of both...

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 23, 2021 09:01 PM (tfpw4)

373 I'm going to give Biden the benefit of the doubt on big cities and say instead of gun laws vs. violent crime increase in big cities, we look at Dem control of the govt. vs violent crime increase Still a near 100% Venn diagram overlap.

Posted by: Ripley at June 23, 2021 09:02 PM (PTDkx)

374 ...Hood's GOT a crap load of both...

Posted by: ErikInTexas at June 23, 2021 09:02 PM (tfpw4)

375 I have the same reaction when I hear Bob Dylan.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 24, 2021 11:57 AM (Zy9Yy)

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