aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Re-Education Camp Cafe
Repent your evils, Citizen! The time of reckoning is legally authorized!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Baron Munchausen at January 20, 2021 07:40 PM (C1NyB)
Well, you know what I mean. I will order the others to the boxcars.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at January 20, 2021 07:41 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 20, 2021 07:41 PM (DZprG)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:41 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at January 20, 2021 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 07:43 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (wgghp)
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (WSGpY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp - Biden Is Not My President at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (bkUtD)
Had lunch with a Biden supporter today. She knows I supported Trump. She says nothing about it and neither do I.
We eat lunch in peace. Not an exciting story, but that was my day.
Posted by: jmel at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller
Put hem...in here
Posted by: Chris Wallace's old droopy dog face at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Corona-kun at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (OjTGt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (6hRhX)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: motionview at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (pYQR/)
We eat lunch in peace. Not an exciting story, but that was my day.
Posted by: jmel at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (bVhJi)
**********
Did she expect you to pay?
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 20, 2021 07:45 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Miklos' Hungarian Phrasebook at January 20, 2021 07:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 20, 2021 07:45 PM (mLryr)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2021 07:45 PM (wgghp)
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Clean, put on a spit, grill over open fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (6hRhX)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at January 20, 2021 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Our long national nightmare is, you know. The thing.
Listen here, chump, I'll punch your wife, God's honest truth.
Posted by: Joe Biden's spastic brain at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (wgghp)
But yeah, lift the ban to old coot.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (GXQC6)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 07:47 PM (Cxk7w)
My cats understand a spray bottle full of vinegar and lemon juice and the words "Get the f*** down, shit heads!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:47 PM (ptqGC)
I wonder how many wild chipmunks Anderson Cooper, Shep Smith or don Lemon have had shoved in their intimate love orifices.
Probly lots.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 07:47 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 07:47 PM (KnJdm)
---
I think rats take the same condiments as a patty melt.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2021 07:47 PM (sWM8x)
Probly lots.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 07:47 PM (lg/F7)
Thanks for the lulz.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 07:48 PM (KnJdm)
Bi Den said it would be immediate.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:48 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: motionview at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (pYQR/)
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2021 07:48 PM (WSGpY)
Posted by: Skip
Cream of Wheat tastes like paste, but not good paste.
Posted by: Joe, the 46th, you know the thing at January 20, 2021 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (bWXm6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (ZA5Pu)
Oooh yeah about that? Not til March bitches. - Josef Stolen
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (NJXJJ)
Posted by: steevy
Ahem.
AtC.
The bunks are king size at camp Diogenes.
With 2000 count thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (wgghp)
An old man in the former USSR stands in line at the butcher shop. For an hour he waits.
Finally, it's his turn and the butcher looks at him and says "We are out of meat, sorry".
The old man is furious, he shakes his fist and shouts "I am a worker, a proletariat, and veteran of the Great Patriotic War, this is unjust, who could defend this? Get the manager"
None other than Stalin himself comes out from the back, says "Comrade, lower your voice! You remember how we used to handle problems such as yours?" Then Stalin makes a pistol from his hand and goes "click click" to the old man, who shuffles off, downtrodden.
The old man gets home to his square concrete apartment. His wife asks "Did you get the meat?" The old man responds "They are out of meat, but it's much worse than that, they are out of BULLETS!"
Posted by: navybrat, at large at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at January 20, 2021 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Our long national nightmare is, you know. The thing.
Listen here, chump, I'll punch your wife, God's honest truth.
Posted by: Joe Biden's spastic brain
LOL...this right here? This is how we survive the Biden years (or months, whichever comes first).
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (671y/)
https://tinyurl.com/y6gssflz
They bashed in the windows of the dem center in Portland and had some choice words for Gropin' Joe.
Somebody, please pass me some more popcorn.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma I didn't sign up to live in interesting times, but here I be at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (8/7u2)
Apparently raised near where I am. Nobody I'm acquainted with had ever heard of him. Ascended from nowhere. Sort of reminiscent of Preezy Toonces.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (AUfiu)
Although, given the choice between a day spent with cats and a day spent with people, the cats get the nod.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: steevy
It's precious that you think there will be separate bunks.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: motionview at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (pYQR/)
I don't think he "decompresses". I think he freebases cobra venom and binge-watches the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (zXoHi)
What was that captain on Star Trek, the one who just sat around motionless all old and stuff...
I bet that's Joe in a month.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (HhaYz)
I cannot fucking stand him. And that turd orchestrated the Iran deal- which will be back on. so when they drop the bomb on us or Israel, is that Trump's fault?
time for whiskey. and i wasn't gonna drink tonight.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has just seen unreasonable things at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (O/Q3/)
Posted by: motionview at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (pYQR/)
A female reporter on Real America's News (or maybe it was Newsmax) is a long time friend of Trump's. She showed up at Mir A Lago just after lunch.
She said the family had a nice lunch and Melania was in a sundress and Trump in casual attire and they were relaxed and having fun with kids and grandkids. God bless that family and what they've been put through.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (6hRhX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Sounds anti-Christ-ish. Creepy!
He'll get his. Eventually.
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (CjFDo)
https://tinyurl.com/y6gssflz
They bashed in the windows of the dem center in Portland and had some choice words for Gropin' Joe.
*******
If those dumbasses ever bothered trying to learn anything about history they'd know what happens to the post-revolution foot-soldiers who have shown their willingness to revolt against the government.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 07:52 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Oh, this is just wonderful to read. What a happy picture.
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 07:52 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (HhaYz)
Absolutely nothing. Hoo-ah!
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 07:52 PM (KnJdm)
I'm guessing... 4
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 20, 2021 07:52 PM (HhaYz)
Ace, that's who.
Posted by: Chris not rock at January 20, 2021 07:52 PM (SF7zy)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (ptqGC)
So tomorrow?
Posted by: motionview at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: motionview
15, 20 minutes tops. The man is unstoppable.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma I didn't sign up to live in interesting times, but here I be at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (8/7u2)
I just ordered 1k rounds of .40SW and a couple more boxes of 357. You know, for target practice.
I have a feeling their pet blackblocs are going to start getting upset they're being ignored. Who knows what was promised to them, and they're all dim enough to believe any of it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (L8ADy)
Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (i1GkY)
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (L3Rsz)
He's right, I can't sleep because Im up all night building the 3 polymer80s I grabbed after the election.
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (Xih1H)
"Look fat, I don't shit myself, ok. I know you bitter clingers think this is funny. But I guarantee I will find the guy that keeps shitting in my pants. My word as a Biden!"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2021 03:21 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: El Jefe ~Blue Zones~POW*MIA~You Are Not Forgotten~ at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (Ae67h)
"And Joe Bien is being wheeled in to give what analysts say might be his best most important and crucial speech on foreign relations ever given by any President in history. Her comes President Biden...translating for him is Mojo, his maid. She will be assisting President Biden in forming sentences."
- Piss Wallace
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Demento in Chief Biden at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (zvJe0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (6hRhX)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: steevy
It's precious that you think there will be separate bunks.
Posted by: 4
Wait. So you are saying we share the bunk with AtC?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 07:49 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (/cvFN)
He really nailed that "Biden" cadence.
Posted by: El Jefe ~Blue Zones~POW*MIA~You Are Not Forgotten~ at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (Ae67h)
Seriously, fuck that guy.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (HhaYz)
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (DzhEB)
I refuse to paint that. I simply refuse.
Posted by: Zombie Norman Rockwell at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian
I have a place for any you have left!
Posted by: Shep at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (0FTCx)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has just seen unreasonable things at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (O/Q3/)
in a sundress and Trump in casual attire and they were relaxed and
having fun with kids and grandkids. God bless that family and what
they've been put through.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Oh, this is just wonderful to read. What a happy picture.
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 07:52 PM (L3Rsz)
Yeah, she said they were on the lawn, the grandkids playing, and Trump and Melania seemed very relaxed and happy.
History, if it's written honestly, will treat Trump far better than Clinton, W, Obama, and Biden.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (ptqGC)
thank you for sharing that - it makes me happy
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (nUhF0)
"Hey, who's the Vice Presint? Who? The black girl? Tell her to come on in. Yes, I said that. Wait one second...BRARRRAAAPPPPP fllllbubberll....go get a fan, and an air freshner."
- Joe Biden
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Cate at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (4apW5)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (shN6a)
Think of it as having twin My Pillows.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: motionview
15, 20 minutes tops. The man is unstoppable.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt8
This.
Remember, this guy gets by on 4 hours of sleep. (Yes I said 4). It's his way.
You can bet he has a plan.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (axyOa)
Trolls literally have no value.
Their families will be billed for the bullets.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: nurse
Heathcare worker?
Fake nails?
Where is your infection control M.D. when you need him!
Posted by: AZ isolated deplorable at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (Cxk7w)
It will suck when Trump is forced from office.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: Jean at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (Xih1H)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (GXQC6)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (wgghp)
I give it one year. I hope I am wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Aviator at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (0FTCx)
**********
Be sure to remind them of how happy they were today when they're paying $7 a gallon for gas for their little subcompact Nissans that they can barely afford.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (Rvt8
I'm guessing he's going to feel out just what the left's next move is first. Hopefully he continues to move ahead on outing everyone in the election and exposing Biden/CCP graft. Sadly, 2 months wasn't nearly enough to even get the ball rolling.
Also think it's not far fetched at all for him starting his own media company. People won't be able to stay away, and the media is going to become bored quickly with the whole hearts and flowers thing. Just like Ace said about the Karens being addicted to turning in their neighbors, the media is addicted to hating nonstop. They sure can't start dumping on Biden, can they?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Clean, put on a spit, grill over open fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:46 PM (shN6a)
Once again Demolition Man hit it on the head. We're going to have to move into the sewers now and stay out of Taco Bell.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (AiZBA)
The large, angry women I work with today were all wearing animal print
stretchy "dresses" and their pearls. And the hair extensions. And
their fake three inch nails.
Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (i1GkY)
Are those actual nurses/healthcare workers? Because I wouldn't go within a hundred miles of where you work for anything.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (ptqGC)
LOL! No, but she did ride with me, so there's that!
Posted by: jmel at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: 496 at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:54 PM (shN6a)
The pillars of Resistance!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (GXQC6)
ain't happening, Marcus. the media will move heaven and earth to protect their darling until whoever is in control summons kameltoe and says it is her time now.
Remember how they covered up JFK and FDRs ailments? Same journalistic integrity on display. just a different time.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has just seen unreasonable things at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (O/Q3/)
I have a theory, Trump pardoned Kwame as a big fuck you to Big Cunt Gretch and Detroit.
I mean, I hope that's what happened there...maybe it's a payback.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (lg/F7)
Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (i1GkY)
**hugs**
I was thinking about you today and wishing good thoughts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (2JVJo)
my Pronouns are abc and xyz.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (NpAcC)
His "western name" is Miles Guo. He's in exile, in New York, in a $82 million apartment overlooking Central Park. The CCP is trying to take him out, and he has become a dissident, making YouTube videos against the CCP leadership and corruption. China and the US have no extradition treaty, so for now he is safe.
He is Chinese and loves his fellow Chinese. Hates CCP.
His song, "Fight for Hong Kong" is the take out theme on Bannon's Warroom.
https://tinyurl.com/y5ngg6v3
1 hr interview with Kyle Bass.
https://tinyurl.com/yycldowu
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (WSGpY)
That's not going to help Mom to buy you the right kind of hot pockets.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
Coming to a town near ALL of you!
Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: motionview at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (pYQR/)
I hope he takes a few weeks, at least. I know he thrives on activity, but ffs, he deserves to hang out at the pool and play some golf and relax for a while.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Jonah at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (Oizsv)
Posted by: motionview at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (pYQR/)
I don't think he "decompresses". I think he freebases cobra venom and binge-watches the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (t+qrx)
*****
Man, I remember that 4 year old thread where the Gorilla Channel was brought up. Funny as heck.
Posted by: El Jefe ~Blue Zones~POW*MIA~You Are Not Forgotten~ at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (671y/)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (shN6a)
History, if it's written honestly, will treat Trump far better than Clinton, W, Obama, and Biden.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:55 PM (ptqGC)
********
Print relevant documents from today and the last four years before they disappear. (I'm told Biden already removed Trump's farewell speech from the .gov site)
CutePDF will "print" to a pdf. That's a good way to save them.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (CM8Oa)
Unless you have a wife who loves HGTV or you're a Pawn Stars dork or something, you really should dump your cable bill and just install the Pluto TV app on your TV. It has a bunch of news channels including Newsmax and OAN. Lots of free channels, including 24/7 Star Trek and Bond movie channels, news from left, right, and fake-center.
If you don't have a Smart TV (any TV made after 15 or 16 is smart), Roku Sticks duplicate the function of a Smart TV. (As do Amazon Fire sticks, but feeding in Amazon's monopoly may be against your religion.) Just plug the stick in via HDMI and install your apps onto it, whether individual channels like Newsmax App or a big aggregator like Pluto. The sticks work like a VCR/DVD Player/vidyagame system.
Posted by: Funkotron at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (nNv6v)
No, not for the reason you think. It's because if you live with a cat, and you don't know what it's trying to communicate, you're either not paying attention, or you're not very bright.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (oQ94s)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (l3+k2)
Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (i1GkY)
I hope they didn't see you laugh.
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (WSGpY)
Re-ed camp cafe. Heh. Critter vids should only be from zoos and preserves, no wild ones.
Posted by: mindful webworker
see webworks for phree
at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Jonah at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (Oizsv)
He'll be just fine.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (GXQC6)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2021 07:50 PM (t+qrx)
Unlike our Soros-trolls, who freebase hobo secretions by choice from random glory-holes.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (AUfiu)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has just seen unreasonable things at January 20, 2021 07:58 PM (O/Q3/)
They'd have covered for Hillary, too, if it weren't for us!!
Posted by: The Patriotic Traffic Bollards of Lower Manhattan at January 20, 2021 08:00 PM (8/7u2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2021 08:01 PM (6hRhX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2021 07:56 PM (2JVJo)
If he wasn't a billionaire, I'd agree. But, he's a fucking billionaire. Still.
He can hire his own personal army - and probably has.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:01 PM (L8ADy)
Coming to a town near ALL of you!
Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (W4eKo)
Actually, I'm still pretty safe here in GA. My doctors all happen to be friends, and their nurses are great people who happen to be conservative. I'm sure it won't last for long, thanks to the incredible influx of locusts from the NE.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
wonder if the soiboy of canada what's that hoser- turdeau- will wail about that. they stand to lose serious loons for that.
I guess we'll harness all those excellent solar panels from solyndra to make up for the energy deficit.
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has just seen unreasonable things at January 20, 2021 08:02 PM (O/Q3/)
That's a great idea. Mrs f'd has been wanting to go somewhere. Any suggestions in the SE?
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:03 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM
She can't climb into any but the lowest, so you're sleeping on the floor?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:03 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (shN6a)
A gourmet! Best hors d'oeuvres are made with spray cheese and Ritz, with a little slice of green olive as garnish.
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2021 08:04 PM (WSGpY)
Shit is more fun to do when it's "illegal" anyways.
Posted by: JROD at January 20, 2021 08:04 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has just seen unreasonable things at January 20, 2021 08:02 PM
Didn't Anna Puma say they had a patent for a solar-powered electric chair?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
There was talk of banning online sales.
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (l3+k2)
He can hire his own personal army - and probably has.
Posted by: clutch cargo
Think Blackwater.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (GXQC6)
Biden signs Executive Order mandating trplimmazure nationwide
Posted by: MiklosWatch
Whoa, joking about Josef Stolen's EOs is not funny dude!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (RGCyn)
By the progressive rules of projection, Joe Biden is disrespectful and talks down to people.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
@RyanGirdusky
the guy who runs McConnell's PAC
Quote Tweet
Steven Law
@LawAmericanX · 6h
Props to President Biden for a well-pitched, workmanlike (in the best sense) inaugural address. Unity is hard to achieve (and may not always be beneficial) in a diverse, pluralistic democracy like ours. But Biden's heartfelt appeal to decency, civility and respect was spot-on.
10:54 AM · Jan 20, 2021
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 20, 2021 08:06 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 07:59 PM (CM8Oa)
Most every printer has a print to PDF option, and Adobe has a free driver download. I bet 90% of the morons already have this function, most just don't look to change their default printer to the PDF printer. You just hit "print" and instead of printing it asks you to name the doc and where to save it.
Just be careful if you're printing a web page HTML, because often depending on where you are in the window - it will print part of an invisible table or column. You can usually figure this out in the print preview.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:06 PM (L8ADy)
There was talk of banning online sales.
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (l3+k2)
*******
They're going with written legislation for that. It was written weeks ago in the House just waiting for the Democrat Senate to be seated.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 08:06 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 20, 2021 08:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:04 PM (DMUuz)
Disabilities will not be tolerated in the new America.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 20, 2021 08:06 PM (Dz5W3)
Ahhh, wonder who her might want China to prosper?
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 08:06 PM (Cxk7w)
But she is the perfect example of an Affirmative Action Frankenstein's monster. Absolutely no merit to her appointment, but none may question because "racist."
Posted by: Zek at January 20, 2021 08:07 PM (w/5KC)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:07 PM (L8ADy)
Biden signs Executive Order mandating that all purple crayons have grape flavoring added.
Posted by: Shoey77 at January 20, 2021 08:07 PM (hmNVd)
"Unity is hard to achieve (and may not always be beneficial) in a diverse, pluralistic democracy like ours. "
Words straight outta Paul Ryan's rear end.
They get into politics to make themselves better than everyone else. Smarmy little shits. Fucking Doug Marmalards all of them.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 08:07 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: ALH
I have canned cheese.
Posted by: rickb223
I have an air horn. But that's not much different than a troll. Just smarter.
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2021 08:07 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 08:08 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Clean, put on a spit, grill over open fire.
Posted by: rickb223
Don't forget the cock sauce!
Posted by: Shep, the straight-news guy at January 20, 2021 08:08 PM (RGCyn)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 08:06 PM (CM8Oa)
Don't worry, Minority Leader McConnell will threaten to not vote for cloture, then vote for cloture after a 1 hour delay, and claim a moral victory.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy (Now 80% Google Free!) at January 20, 2021 08:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:08 PM (tzF28)
Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Topped off with cheap, strong perfume that comes in 5 gal buckets from the stripper supply house?
Posted by: Aviator at January 20, 2021 08:08 PM (0FTCx)
stretchy "dresses" and their pearls. And the hair extensions. And
their fake three inch nails. Ugh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (i1GkY)
Are those actual nurses/healthcare workers? Because I wouldn't go within a hundred miles of where you work for anything.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:57 PM (ptqGC)
Having worked in a hospital for 16 years, I would suspect they're registration personnel, phlebotomists or secretarial help.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2021 08:08 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:03 PM (FHleV)"
All the Florida properties are fantastic. The Trump Winery in Virginia is a cool trip too. There's a great special on the Waikiki property if you're looking to get away.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2021 08:08 PM (GXQC6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 08:09 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:09 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Joe Biden, you know, the thing, c'mon. at January 20, 2021 08:10 PM (zvJe0)
Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (Tc2CN)
Memo went out regarding the raises today. Fuck them all, every last one of them. Even that little shit in the mail room with the anime backpack. Fuck off.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:10 PM (L8ADy)
might be useful in the camps
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:10 PM (nUhF0)
To make it a special day, the driver's window wouldn't go back up so I got to drive around with it down. Will be Tuesday before my mechanic can look at it, so no fun for me for awhile.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 20, 2021 08:10 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:10 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 20, 2021 08:10 PM (ZA5Pu)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who has just seen unreasonable things at January 20, 2021 08:11 PM (O/Q3/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2021 08:11 PM (KW7bH)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 20, 2021 08:11 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:11 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 20, 2021 08:11 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: nurse ratched
One size fits most?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2021 08:11 PM (RGCyn)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (Cxk7w)
https://wattsupwiththat.com/ 2021/01/
20/breaking-bidens- calendar-of-
actions-leaked/
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (0yjx7)
She said the family had a nice lunch and Melania
was in a sundress and Trump in casual attire and they were relaxed and
having fun with kids and grandkids. God bless that family and what
they've been put through.
Posted by: Jane D'Oh #Impeach Foady Six! at January 20, 2021 07:51 PM (ptqGC)
This is what I would expect but it is so good to hear that they have not let the BS affect them. This fight is ours but we were and are so blessed that Trump joined in it with us. Thanks Jane.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (946rW)
@Julio_Rosas11
On the ground in Portland, Ore. for @townhallcom. A group of Antifa marchers just attacked the city's Democratic Party office. They broke windows and spray painted the building.
Some of them had a hard time breaking the windows.
twitter.com/i/status/1352042522868998144 82.4K views
3:57 PM · Jan 20, 2021
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (+4EvF)
stretchy "dresses" and their pearls. And the hair extensions. And
their fake three inch nails.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2021 07:53 PM (i1GkY)
Did you tell them what the pearl recklessness represent?
Posted by: Javem at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (lgiXo)
On the ground in Portland, Ore. for @townhallcom. A group of Antifa marchers just attacked the city's Democratic Party office. They broke windows and spray painted the building.
makes me happy
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:13 PM (nUhF0)
1 Clinton falling asleep
2 Joe thanking everyone as he walked down the hall after the oath, none of whom had clapped or spoken
3 Menendez and his two bit hooker escort in short leopard print dress with plunging neckline and short ratty fur coat
4 National Guard members with backs to motorcade
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 20, 2021 08:13 PM (PHxng)
speaking of re-education I am thinking of trying to learn some Mandarin this year
might be useful in the camps
The teevee series Firefly is beginning to look a little like a documentary from the future.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 20, 2021 08:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2021 08:14 PM (11yA9)
He'll be the pass-around. The "utility infielder", you might say.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2021 08:14 PM (KW7bH)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (lgiXo)
We can throw a blanket party, and he can be the guest of honor.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:14 PM (KnJdm)
It's a shame she doesn't read this blog. Kamel-Toe has graciously informed us of the correct pronunciation a number of times as a public service.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:14 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (KnJdm)
All the way up to Roberts will agree Sundowners EO are right and just.
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Bill Barr, nightmare AG at January 20, 2021 08:05 PM (Tc2CN)
---
Bullshit. That was about a minute of acknowledging Biden's call for unity, before showing how Biden contradicted it later.
Even the press reflected that Biden promised to go to eat against "extremism".
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (l3+k2)
There's a MoF citation most likely being drafted and circulated as we speak.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:15 PM (FHleV)
It will be interesting when Mitt is ushered into a bunkhouse at one of the camps
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (lgiXo)
He would not last any longer than demoted Kapos did.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM (946rW)
**
Did you tell them what the pearl recklessness represent?
Posted by: Javem at January 20, 2021 08:12 PM (8SSHh)
******
Ask them if they can explain the term "chickenhead" to you.
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
They must be like a rodeo bull just before the gate drops, at this point.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:17 PM (OssQ4)
I'm betting Trump got some tasty dirt on Menendez in exchange for that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2021 08:17 PM (KW7bH)
"Executive Order On Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government"
Setting up the new bureaucratic apparatus of US govt intersectionalism.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at January 20, 2021 08:17 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Jane D'Oh
Clean, put on a spit, grill over open fire.
Posted by: rickb223
It might be tempting, but NEVER cook over a burning tire. Wood first, preferably not plywood or chipboard. Straight from trees is excellent, leaves, bark, bushes all work. Painted is ok, remove cushions and upholstery. Newspaper, wrappers, all good. Styrofoam containers can lend a nice, tangy flavor used sparingly. But wait until the curls of sticky black smoke dissipate a bit.
Oh, and cook as many rats as possible, fires will be precious and more rare as time goes on. The rats also last longer if you cook ahead of time, the slower the better. Think of it as rat jerky.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:17 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 08:17 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:17 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: Javem at January 20, 2021 08:18 PM (8SSHh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
sure ... bird or buck?
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:18 PM (nUhF0)
Heh. Wait until the inmates get a gander at his underwear.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 20, 2021 08:18 PM (W4eKo)
"Executive Order On Advancing Racial Equity and Support for Underserved Communities Through the Federal Government"
********
Huh. This is taking the place of affirmative action, section 8, food stamps, AND cash welfare?
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 08:18 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 08:19 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2021 08:17 PM (Cxk7w)
Well, when she opens her mouth, people take "action."
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:19 PM (KnJdm)
I can practically hear the wolf whistles.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2021 08:19 PM (KW7bH)
Posted by: vizzy at January 20, 2021 08:19 PM (R/9t3)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Bitterly clinging to the deplorable life at January 20, 2021 08:20 PM (cLSW1)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM
Next up: Stripping, cleaning, lubricating, and reassembly!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:20 PM (DMUuz)
more rare as time goes on. The rats also last longer if you cook ahead
of time, the slower the better. Think of it as rat jerky.
Your recommendations are oddly specific.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 20, 2021 08:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz, Trump Won at January 20, 2021 08:20 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
sure ... bird or buck?
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:18 PM (nUhF0)
Embrace the power of both.
Posted by: tbodie at January 20, 2021 08:21 PM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at January 20, 2021 08:21 PM (ZA5Pu)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:21 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:22 PM (nUhF0)
https://youtu.be/RvIgGbgpnQQ
Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 20, 2021 08:22 PM (buTO7)
Huh. This is taking the place of affirmative action, section 8, food stamps, AND cash welfare?
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 08:18 PM (CM8Oa)
How can I get in on this? Oh, wait, I might have white privilege.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 08:22 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: CN at January 20, 2021 08:22 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Not a f'ing chance.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM
Next up: Stripping, cleaning, lubricating, and reassembly!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:20 PM (DMUuz)
This sounds . . . titillating.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:22 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:23 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:23 PM (FHleV)
gotta change my voter reg to Dem first I guess
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:23 PM (nUhF0)
The Bee.
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (DoSxj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:20 PM (DMUuz)
This sounds . . . titillating.
Number 5 approves!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (HaL55)
226 I now know know how to load and fire my new toy all by myself.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM
Next up: Stripping, cleaning, lubricating, and reassembly!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2021 08:20 PM (DMUuz)
Baby steps, Duncanthrax!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (TdMsT)
The back of the bus will seem a luxury.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:21 PM (dXy6e)
*********
I wonder how he became red-pilled?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (NpAcC)
A group of Antifa marchers just attacked the city's Democratic Party office. They broke windows and spray painted the building.
Why didn't they attack the Republican office? Is there one there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2021 08:25 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:25 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:26 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr. Gray #4 at January 20, 2021 08:27 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2021 08:27 PM (11yA9)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:27 PM (OssQ4)
The Bee.
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (DoSxj)
***********
The writers at The Bee never fail to make me laugh and nail it at the same time.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2021 08:27 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood
He started, as I recall, as a sports guy in KCMo. Then he moved to the KC Star, where he was a died in the wool angry black man.
Then he shows up as the reincarnation of Martin Luther King, pre-communism.
I don't know. He says all the right things now, but where's the explanation of the transformation?
Posted by: MarkY at January 20, 2021 08:27 PM (7fxD9)
Posted by: Jen the original"
It's an animatronic Joe. They have several. Life-like huh?
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:27 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at January 20, 2021 08:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JROD at January 20, 2021 08:28 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2021 08:24 PM (NpAcC)
---
I would guess from what he said, his faith.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:29 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2021 08:29 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:30 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM
Congrats! Don't know what you got, but once you're used to it, check accessories on YT. From grips to sites to other goodies, you can improve your guns speed, accuracy, handling and even looks. The gun reviewers on YT will often do entire segments of parts for a specific gun they like, or just mention they got something in a review.
If your new toy is a poly gun for instance, you might want to add talongungrips dot com. Or, revolvers a beautiful wood grip. Personalize it! Nothing sexier than a baby-blue cerakoted Glock.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:30 PM (L8ADy)
it's awesomely bad LOL
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:30 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
Yay Ladyl! You have taken your first step into a larger world.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 20, 2021 08:30 PM (1uBGK)
I've been hearing a crap ton of jets since 5 PM over me, but Flightradar dot com shows nothing but a few commercial and private planes around Orlando and Jax.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:30 PM (OssQ4)
She did it because she lives in a bubble. They all do.
This is a hard lesson for people, and many never learn it, but reality is what we make of it. People have an mighty ability to deceive themselves, and when you get a large community of people all creating a false reality, it is damn near inviolable.
Ace is really good at dismissing nonsense from the right, but that is because he is intelligent, well informed, and has good judgement. These are all qualities in rare supply on the Left.
Now there are lefties who are just fooled and too busy to notice, but many of them are idiots, and so are many in positions of power on the right. How many of them really really believed that Trump was compromised? Based on what evidence? -- based on the judgement of people they trusted -- the people inside the bubble.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 20, 2021 08:31 PM (LWu6U)
In Portland? The closest one is probably in Spokane, WA.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2021 08:31 PM (KW7bH)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:31 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 08:31 PM (lgiXo)
@TheHannahRay·53m
Lots of people were talking about heading to Irving Park where there was already a "Rally to Inaugurate Justice" planned by the Portland Democratic Socialists of America, so that's what you see now. There are also some people playing basketball.
@TheHannahRay·44m
Speeches starting. Someone named Ray says it's a great day because it's the day we "Dump Trump" but that there is more work to be done.
@TheHannahRay·20m
"It should be clear that Joe Biden isn't going to save us... Joe Biden is a feckless puppet of the centrist democratic establishment who is only president because of his ties to corporate interests."
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 20, 2021 08:32 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2021 08:32 PM (KW7bH)
---
I'm guessing the Dems already trashed it.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:32 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2021 08:32 PM (+4EvF)
Excellent comment. I will share my rat with you.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:33 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Animatronic Joe Biden, you know, the thing, c'mon at Disneyland at January 20, 2021 08:33 PM (zvJe0)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:33 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 20, 2021 08:32 PM (+4EvF)
NK is China's dog.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 08:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM
It'd be awfully ironic if they OD'd him on his first day in office. Just a bit too much stimulant for his speech.
I'd feel just terrible to wake up tomorrow to find out he'd had a stroke after he ran out naked onto the South lawn waving a sword and screaming about the spatula people trying to eat his face.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:16 PM (TdMsT)
Yay Ladyl! You have taken your first step into a larger world.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 20, 2021 08:30 PM (1uBGK)
I was a really good class!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 08:35 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2021 08:35 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 08:31 PM (lgiXo)
---
I will never set foot in a camp.
I will die first.
Posted by: SMH at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (Iqi4a)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (L8ADy)
---
...after he ran out naked onto the South lawn waving a sword and screaming about the spatula people trying to eat his face. Again.
Thanks for the laff.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
"
When out doing maneuvers or practice the military uses a distinct code that only shows up on their secondary radar.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sy Greenbloom at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:37 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:37 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2021 08:37 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:37 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4
Probably at least two of his SS detail are armed with tranquilizer guns and tasked with bring him down if he gets loose from Jill and the other Old Coot Wranglers.
Posted by: Aviator at January 20, 2021 08:37 PM (0FTCx)
Congrats! Don't know what you got, but once you're used to it, check accessories on YT. From grips to sites to other goodies, you can improve your guns speed, accuracy, handling and even looks. The gun reviewers on YT will often do entire segments of parts for a specific gun they like, or just mention they got something in a review.
If your new toy is a poly gun for instance, you might want to add talongungrips dot com. Or, revolvers a beautiful wood grip. Personalize it! Nothing sexier than a baby-blue cerakoted Glock.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain 4 at January 20, 2021 08:30 PM (L8ADy)
I'm not ready for accessories yet! I'm just glad I was able to load the cartridges. Loafing hurt my fingers so I had to use that loader thingy.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:38 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:34 PM (SQSVN)
Was funny when I hit was transferred to me destroyer in the Gulf. First Class Petty Officer, in charge of a division.
They all expected me to kick someone out of their middle rack... but I didn't. There was a rack in the back, top bunk, which I prefer because it has a LOT more headroom.
They all thought I was being cool... I wasn't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2021 08:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:38 PM (l3+k2)
Genuine ratatouille.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:39 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: whig at January 20, 2021 08:39 PM (pO7gM)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:39 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
You all think we'd trust him with a SWORD?
Posted by: Secret Service at January 20, 2021 08:39 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (l3+k2)
**********
Diaper duty.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (11yA9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
---
If I finally get to meet J.J. Sefton and it's in a camp called Stalag 17, I'll know that were in a simulation for some higher intelligence's amusement ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (dXy6e)
Remember when they talked about people pissing in TRUMP's Bed?
Never happened... now Biden's BED?
Posted by: White House Maid at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (WqPYg)
I will make sacrifice to Gaia. As soon as I find a suitable liberal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (shN6a)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOlpcJhNyDI
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:40 PM (dXy6e)
Nah.
"Where is Melania???"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Axeman
---
"... and which drawer has Melania's panties?"
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (+vJHw)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (SQSVN)
----
Horde Mind FTW.
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2021 08:43 PM (WqPYg)
Loading hurt my fingers so I had to use that loader thingy.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2021 08:38 PM (TdMsT)
It's a bit of a pain. The more you practice, the better you get at it.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 20, 2021 08:43 PM (1uBGK)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (shN6a)
Keep calm and . . . .
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:43 PM (KnJdm)
I will make sacrifice to Gaia. As soon as I find a suitable liberal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (SQSVN)
Old time Religion.
The Celts, if they had a bad YEAR, would Kill their King to placate the Gods.
364 days to go!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2021 08:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2021 08:43 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ShainS at January 20, 2021 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Legitimate question.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (11yA9)
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2021 08:41 PM (FhXTo)
Kamala the Inhaler probably has some great recipes for rat curry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Dolomite (The Human Tornado) at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (4I/2K)
I used to fart in the glassed in vestibule of department store entrances. Then browse the display near the door to watch the reactions.
I'm going to hell, right? I mean this is more than a reeducation camp can handle, yes?
Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Axeman
*Looks at pretend-Dr. Jill* This is NOT my beautiful wife.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2021 08:36 PM
Ah, I figured as much. Still hearing them, pretty much constantly since about 5, 5:30. Even right now. It's fascinating and curious.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (OssQ4)
The Celts, if they had a bad YEAR, would Kill their King to placate the Gods.
364 days to go!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2021 08:43 PM (oHd/0)
**********
Make it a bad day and we'll be rid of the swamp in a year, two tops.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (HaL55)
Suckers.
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (WSGpY)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Axeman
*Looks at pretend-Dr. Jill* This is NOT my beautiful wife.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:44 PM (KnJdm)
How did I get here!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (+vJHw)
Posted by: KarlHungus at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (d2aSw)
Horde mind activate!
The Allstate astronaut commercial on the moon. Riding in the buggy. I say it's two chicks. Lesbians on the moon eleventy!
Weirdwife says the driver is a dude.
Horde?
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (zXoHi)
4 is looking out 4 you.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:46 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 20, 2021 08:46 PM (85Gof)
364 days to go!
Posted by: Romeo13
Old ways are the best ways.
It is known.
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:46 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 08:46 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (cknjq)
How fast were they driving in the fast lane?
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:47 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
hugs, NGU
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:47 PM (nUhF0)
Her Majesty is making serious noises about getting a used Class-C RV. She's had some miserable experiences with hotels and show sites. What we use to pay for it is another question.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2021 08:47 PM (mht8P)
**
I missed that. Link?
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (twGU3)
But. Well. No longer so ready. But hey. I have a Celtic liver. I am equipped.
Cheers!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (tzF28)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:47 PM (4I/2K)
Wouldn't that be RatRatRat?
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2021 08:47 PM (mht8P)
Just wait for the next lootapalooza. It is who we are now.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 08:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:49 PM (4I/2K)
But. Well. No longer so ready. But hey. I have a Celtic liver. I am equipped.
Cheers!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber
Same.
Posted by: mot at January 20, 2021 08:50 PM (jad3h)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
Well duh! Thanks grump
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 20, 2021 08:50 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:51 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:51 PM (4I/2K)
Spite is wonderful fuel
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 08:51 PM (nUhF0)
Weirdwife says the driver is a dude.
Horde?
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 20, 2021 08:45 PM (cknjq)
***********
7 of 9 and Ilsa in the Brazzer's epic She Wolves of the Universe.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2021 08:52 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2021 08:52 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Might be a good idea to keep from incurring any undue healthcare expenses for a while.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2021 08:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:52 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:52 PM (FHleV)
Like a schizoid street whino drunk on the MD 20/20 of power, they will puke and stumble into the gutter of historical ridicule.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 08:53 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2021 08:53 PM (DhiZJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:53 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:53 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:52 PM (SQSVN)
Incentive to stay out of the camps.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2021 08:54 PM (11yA9)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 20, 2021 07:44 PM (ch6++)
Only if I get to go with Alyson Hannigan.
Otherwise: NO DEAL!
Posted by: browndog at January 20, 2021 08:54 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:55 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (+vJHw)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (zXoHi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (7PCMN)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at January 20, 2021 08:57 PM (AjwWO)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 08:55 PM (l3+k2)
---
Rat is carne, so yeah.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 08:57 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 08:58 PM (4I/2K)
[enters ER for falling injury]
Do I look like I've been shot?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 08:58 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (+vJHw)
Answer: "What do you need?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 08:58 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:58 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2021 08:58 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 08:59 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:59 PM (OssQ4)
====
Same here.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 20, 2021 08:59 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (+vJHw)
"You know, I did, doc, but - (starts getting choked up) - I had a beautiful Sig TacOps, a Glock 26, a Beretta, a nice rifle...but then (sniffles) my friends and I went on this canoe trip, and - they are so bloody incompetent! - (tears welling up) - "
"Do you need a tissue?"
"Yes, thank you (blows nose) - they can't manage a toy battleship in a bathtub! They capsized the canoe, and then, all of them, and all the blood sweat and tears that went into them - they were all gone!"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 20, 2021 08:59 PM (7PCMN)
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 08:59 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: Ben Had
"Are you buying or selling?"
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:00 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at January 20, 2021 09:00 PM (AjwWO)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: McBiden's at January 20, 2021 09:00 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 08:58 PM (OssQ4)
A prediction, I imagine.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2021 09:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had
"You mean like THIS?" pulls out .44 Magnum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:01 PM (SQSVN)
Do I look like I've been shot?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent,
that is actually a perfect reply
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:01 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2021 09:01 PM (ab0zp)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:01 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (+vJHw)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Ben Had
"You mean like THIS?" pulls out .44 Magnum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:01 PM (SQSVN)
lol
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)
---
Well my wife's always wanted to out camping more.
So it's gonna be an opportunity to catch up.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ben Had
He is more evil. smfh.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:01 PM (l3+k2)
"You been heah four rat! You go ... uh ... no, you stay now!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (+vJHw)
No habla.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:03 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2021 09:03 PM (zXoHi)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2021 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey, Brooklyn Gun Nut at January 20, 2021 09:03 PM (OfF22)
Apropos of nothing:
https://tinyurl.com/y6m9wq23Shadow of California.
BOC.Revolution By Night album.
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 20, 2021 09:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2021 09:04 PM (l9m7l)
Like for real?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 20, 2021 09:02 PM (iydjf
He's been coy about that, much like faggots when questioned directly whether they're faggots, and they equivocate.
Becerra says that some of his family are illegal aliens.
Translation: he's a wetback.
Whenever anyone answers a direct question with equivocation, assume the worst.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:04 PM (SQSVN)
(She/he/it)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 08:48 PM
-----------------
Bigfoot/Loch Ness Monster/Chupacabra but on Wednesdays they are Sasquatch/Reptilian/Jersey Devil and Saturdays they are Yeti/Grey/Ogopogo
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 20, 2021 09:04 PM (FBrfY)
since they live with others (i.e. parents) that gets them iff the hook
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:05 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 08:59 PM (W4eKo)
I firmly believe that joking about things staves off despair.
Despair is final.
I choose not to despair.
Shit. that's exactly why military humor is so spot-on funny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
I make friends easily. i think the guards would throw me scraps of bread crust through the fence if I entertained them by pulling my pants up real high and walked around imitating an old man.
You learn to adapt.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:05 PM (jk7Q4)
I was asked once by a (former) PCP about firearm ownership. I responded that I did not see how that was in any way germane to the discussion we were having regarding my general health. I was pleasantly surprised that the subject was immediately dropped.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 09:05 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Nancy P at January 20, 2021 09:05 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 09:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 20, 2021 09:03 PM (ufFY
I have that on LP. I need to find it on CD. My favorite BOC.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)
They had a big banner:
We don't want Biden
We want revenge!
Someday soon, they might run up against civilians who don't fancy their antics.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 20, 2021 09:06 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:06 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 20, 2021 09:07 PM (HaL55)
They had a big banner:
We don't want Biden
We want revenge!
Someday soon, they might run up against civilians who don't fancy their antics.
====
Now just imagine if those were Trump supporters with the same banner.
INSURRECTION
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 20, 2021 09:07 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: f'd
I think G. Gordon Liddy put out a rat cookbook, from his prison days.
I could be making that up, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 20, 2021 09:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 09:07 PM (W4eKo)
They had a big banner:
We don't want Biden
We want revenge!
There might be some common ground here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (4I/2K)
We want revenge!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
that could be a horde banner
poor buyden - nobody wants him
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Pete Buttguage at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:09 PM (4I/2K)
Watching them marching about Seattle right now on the you tubes. Throwing stuff in the streets, breaking a few windows. Not a large group, but it's early yet.
No Sleepy unity for the antifa!
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 09:09 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (4I/2K)
---
Rat-fried chicken
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:09 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:09 PM (l3+k2)
Like for real?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
More repellant than illegal, but his national ancestry and personal history are.....interesting.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 20, 2021 09:09 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 09:09 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Nevertump Pussy at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:08 PM (SQSVN)
Except I think they want "revenge" against *us*.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (jBRLB)
We want revenge!
This is actually very useful for all sorts of insurrectionists, spanning all oppressions.
Stealing!
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Mayor Quimby at January 20, 2021 09:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (OssQ4)
BRB
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:11 PM (KnJdm)
Except I think they want "revenge" against *us*.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (jBRLB)
And God and Daddy.
Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2021 09:11 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (jBRLB)
Yeah, but maybe we can distract them into going after Biden and establishment Democrat Party, and then deal with them ... later.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (OssQ4)
Flashback to the RLM opening about milking man tits...
Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Mitch Mick On L at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
Blackadder: [suspicious] What's on the menu?
Baldrick: Rat. [shows him a big black rat] Saute or fricassee.
Blackadder: [peers at the rat] Oh, the agony of choice. Saute involves...?
Baldrick: Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it in a puddle for a while.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (W4eKo)
Best served cold to someone else.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (SQSVN)
I can name that recipe in one taste!
Posted by: Our Man Flint at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)
No Sleepy unity for the antifa!
Posted by: lizabth
Yeah, the government (governor and legislature) are Republican. The OSHP weren't going to put up with any nonsense from those assholes. At least not today.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2021 09:10 PM (jBRLB)
And God and Daddy.
Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2021 09:11 PM (Ojki1)
Not to mention Watson, Crick, and of course, Darwin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (SQSVN)
The key is to boil them them in rainwater first before cooking them on an old radiator over dumpster fire.
Great with a spicy brown mustard.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (jk7Q4)
Baldrick: Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down.
Blackadder: So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldrick: Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.
Blackadder: Well, call me Old Mr. Un-adventurous but I think I'll give it a miss this once.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Shep at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (FHleV)
Posted by: Venus at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (KdXEl)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 09:12 PM (yQpMk)
They aren't stupid, they are smart, not like everyone says.
And they have a ton of participation trophies and gold stars to prove it, as well as Twitter likes. So they must be as special as they have been told they are their whole lives.
Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (Ojki1)
"I have nipples, Taqiyy. Could you milk me?"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:15 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (dXy6e)
They need to see the rat dentist for a cleaning.
Posted by: Insomniac - Zhou Bai-Den Is Not My Chairman at January 20, 2021 09:15 PM (nakwk)
The key is to boil them them in rainwater first before cooking them on an old radiator over dumpster fire.
Great with a spicy brown mustard.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:13 PM (jk7Q4)
Plate with a truffle cream sauce.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:15 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative ....Living on the prison planet at January 20, 2021 09:15 PM (ZCiJZ)
"I have nipples, Taqiyy. Could you milk me?"
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:14 PM (OssQ4)
"Sure. Let me get my lineman's pliers, and I'll show you."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:15 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:16 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:16 PM (l3+k2)
2 captured good guys in prison carts approaching Lair of Evil
"Is this where we pay for our sins?"
" No, this is where we pay for our virtues. Sins are welcome here. "
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:16 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
Balkanization has already sort of taken place in the US, unofficially, of course. Columbus residents, mainly peace. Seattle residents, not so much.
Posted by: lizabth at January 20, 2021 09:16 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:16 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:17 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (YynYJ)
There's no place like home.
Posted by: AF at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Jonathan Swift Rat at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:17 PM (l3+k2)
Great. Hold the split pea soup.
Same thing with New England clam chowder, which I'm convinced is recycled dog vomit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (l3+k2)
probably sounds better in French.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, Mourning in America at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:18 PM (4I/2K)
Now you're just making shit up.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (dXy6e)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (yQpMk)
https://twitter.com/still_a_nerd/status
/1351655505802915840
Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (nUhF0)
Nah, I'll save that for the Food Thread.
MOAR WHISKY
Posted by: Miklos who learned about things at January 20, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:20 PM (jk7Q4)
Same thing with New England clam chowder, which I'm convinced is recycled dog vomit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (SQSVN)
Dibs on your recycled dog vomit.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:20 PM (KnJdm)
probably sounds better in French.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Classic Lodge cast iron cooking...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 09:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Al Stew Rat at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (dXy6e)
Just found out the most important thing happened today.
Jen Pissachy gave her FIRST press conference!!!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (+vJHw)
Was mind your own business a choice for answers?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
eeewwwwwww
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:19 PM (nUhF0)
Actually, of the two, we're better off with the bugs. Apart from a few exceptions, they're less likely to carry a zoonotic disease that can jump to humans.
Assuming we're credited with that characterization.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (lg/F7)
*turns on concern meter*
Did she show us her tits?
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:22 PM (KnJdm)
Jen Pissachy gave her FIRST press conference!!!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (lg/F7)
Was she topless?
If not, pfft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:22 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:22 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:23 PM (SQSVN)
Jen Pissachy gave her FIRST press conference!!!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 09:21 PM (lg/F7)
I saw that someone asked if Biden would be keeping the current color scheme of AF1, and she said, "That is such a great question!"
.....
Posted by: AF at January 20, 2021 09:23 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:23 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:24 PM (jk7Q4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 20, 2021 09:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:24 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 20, 2021 09:24 PM (YBaT+)
And Pug is right. Joking, laughter, and mocking is the alternative to despair. It's not done in obliviousness, either, or indicative of ignorance of reality. We know the score.
Besides military knowing the benefits of laughter -- fire, EMS, ER, nurses, psych docs, police investigators, morticians -- they all do it too. I'm none of these things but if it works for them...
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (OssQ4)
Attagirl. That's by far the most pressing question before America today.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (l3+k2)
That's how this works, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (+vJHw)
What are guns?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (4I/2K)
......
So they can train their firearms on the citizens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (jk7Q4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (mht8P)
.....
Posted by: AF at January 20, 2021 09:23 PM (S8ePJ)
She vocal-fryed it, didn't she.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (l3+k2)
---
That ain't shit.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:26 PM (dXy6e)
CONFIRMED: Israel threatened to expel the US Ambassador if President Biden didn't change the name of the Israeli ambassador back.
Two thoughts: a) Biden's team made this change within an hour of taking control, b) Israel forced a retraction within two hours. Crazy. _FR
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:26 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 20, 2021 09:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
No Biden fan here, but ... if you're supposed to be protecting someone, shouldn't be looking out to where any such threats might be? Going after Joe for an autograph would be ... contraindicated, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:26 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2021 09:26 PM (+ya+t)
----
I smell a Pulitzer. Journalism is BACK, BABY!!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:27 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 20, 2021 09:27 PM (YBaT+)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:27 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:27 PM (87oRe)
Dammit, dartist!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:27 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Rex B at January 20, 2021 09:28 PM (uN4KS)
I'm seeing reports of the National Guard turning their backs to the Biden motorcade as it drove by
--------
So they can train their firearms on the citizens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:25 PM (jk7Q4)
What citizens? No citizens were allowed in totalitarian controlled Capitol today.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:28 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:28 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:23 PM (l3+k2)
You mean "rat a la 'monarchperson,'" right, comrade?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:28 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:27 PM (87oRe)
It is a good movie, though I did have to turn off the Patton Oswalt despise in order to enjoy it.
Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2021 09:28 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2021 09:29 PM (+ya+t)
Tomorrow should see the west wall finished, and the north wall mostly so. South wall should be a piece of cake, no insulation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2021 09:29 PM (+ya+t)
Don't look at 303, 377, and 410, then.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2021 09:29 PM (+ya+t)
In that case, well-deserved congratulations!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) tugs collar at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (yQpMk)
"I saw that someone asked if Biden would be keeping the current color scheme of AF1, and she said, "That is such a great question!"
What a fucking bimbo she is. Her and that idiot Harf, two fake and flimsy trollops. Probably very nasty to be around.
They just on't ever go away...
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (lg/F7)
https://tinyurl.com/y3js99u2
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (l3+k2)
Tomorrow should see the west wall finished, and the north wall mostly so. South wall should be a piece of cake, no insulation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Woot! Party at AOP's this weekend.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (twGU3)
Clyburn said. "He said to me, 'Joe Biden was the only one who could have defeated the incumbent president.'"
FU, Geo
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:28 PM (946rW)
Comrade, mere citizens only get to enter District One by invitation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2021 09:32 PM (X5CsJ)
Zhou En Lie. Reaches back away into the Chinese Rogues Gallery, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2021 09:33 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (/cvFN)
Can you say Corrupt UniParty?
Yes, yes, I think you can, especially NOW!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:33 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2021 09:33 PM (+ya+t)
What a fucking bimbo she is. Her and that idiot Harf, two fake and flimsy trollops. Probably very nasty to be around.
She sits on the only part of her worth worrying about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:33 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:33 PM (4I/2K)
Good way to kill an afternoon after the morning electroshock treatment.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2021 09:33 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2021 08:56 PM (+vJHw)
yeah, but no ammo, what good are they?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Nlujt at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (S23KT)
https://tinyurl.com/y3js99u2
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:30 PM (shN6a)
-------------
That bitch is always snarling
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (twGU3)
I can flash up the redneck firepit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (l3+k2)
Not one, but two, charter members of Club 85.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (SQSVN)
Roughly 2 years ago today we watched a TON of the NeverTrumpers stumble over the Covington Kids/MAGA public persecution. I apologize for not hammering that fiasco home to all my SJW in-laws and even my parish priest these last 18 mos.
Posted by: Rex B
If you thought that was bad...hold on to your seat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Slow Donnie at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:35 PM (Eicbe)
Bag 1.
Multi tool,3x chem light, Emergency poncho,Mylar space blanket, Duct tape, 2 x mainstay 3600, Binoculars, Tube tent, Lifestraw, Rollup water bottle,First Aid Kit, Crank radio, 3xMinibottles,Bible,Fishing kit,e-tool, ($1 store readers), (zipties)
Personal kit: Pad and pencil, Wet wipes, Mask, Tissue,(camping TP), Hand sanitizer, Flashlight (sm), Toothbrush/toothpaste, Waterproof matches
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2021 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Hey, everyone! I went to the Usurper's Ball today! Here's a picture of me there:
https://tinyurl.com/landmesser-august
Posted by: August Landmesser at January 20, 2021 09:35 PM (fQDQk)
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:35 PM (nUhF0)
This is an action clearly demonstrating that Harris takes 'any other' above an American. Treason on Day One.
Impeach NOW!
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:34 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:35 PM (BqENW)
"Negro, please. ANYONE could have won with that level of electoral fraud. Effing Kim Jong Un could have been elected President with that kind of backing."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:36 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:36 PM (BqENW)
Posted by: ziggggyeeee at January 20, 2021 09:36 PM (aes9I)
Gonna have a Ratbake.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2021 09:37 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2021 09:37 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:37 PM (jk7Q4)
I can tell that the next edition of the Deplorable Cookbook will be Re-education Rat Recipes. In special-quality soft, absorbent paperback, with a hole punched in the upper-left corner to hang it. For the camps.
Posted by: mindful webworker
did you click here?
at January 20, 2021 09:37 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at January 20, 2021 09:37 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*sigh* can't make a trip until next month.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 09:37 PM (twGU3)
This is an action clearly demonstrating that Harris takes 'any other' above an American. Treason on Day One.
Now we just have to convince our new citizens that the biggest impediment to their advancement is people from the subcontinent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:37 PM (SQSVN)
Posted by: Miklos , maitre d' Ratskeller at January 20, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at January 20, 2021 09:38 PM (qDSku)
level of electoral fraud. Effing Kim Jong Un could have been elected
President with that kind of backing."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:36 PM (SQSVN)
Yup.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:38 PM (946rW)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Make sure the pages are pre-perforated so we'll have tp for our bungholes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:39 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: Ward at January 20, 2021 09:38 PM (nzKWW)
Why don't you travel to Chappaqua and ask her? I bet today was a day of days in Chappaqua.
Oh yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:39 PM (SQSVN)
They will retaliate against you for politically supporting a legitimately elected Republican president.
Not a single voice in the Democrat party has denied or renounced these threats.
Not one.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 20, 2021 09:39 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM
Mud and tape party! I'll paint when you all get done with that part.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:39 PM (OssQ4)
Blaster,
Check out C and R Firearms on Balls Ford Road. They did a fine job for me and I'll bet they can do ARs as well.
Posted by: JTB at January 17, 2021 08:34 PM (7EjX1)
Thanks JTB - I contacted 3 local gunsmiths, C&R got right back to me and I dropped off the problematic shooter.
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2021 09:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:40 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 09:40 PM (ZSK0i)
Oh yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2021 09:39 PM (SQSVN)
A lot of hurricane shutters were closed today, I reckon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Being Moar Dumber at January 20, 2021 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:42 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:39 PM (OssQ4)
Tape first. Mud wrasslin after.
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at January 20, 2021 09:42 PM (AjwWO)
Posted by: AJ Duie at January 20, 2021 09:42 PM (WLVAN)
Wonder how she'll contribute to the new greatest show on earth administration
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2021 09:43 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (l3+k2)
Goes great with Ratty Melts.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:43 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
My only comfort is the ton of help these last few years I had given so many of these wolk folks.- A power outage due to windstorm last week I had to refrain from calling one of them a "child of the city."
"You want to do a purge? Put me at the top of your list!"
Posted by: Slow Donnie at January 20, 2021 09:44 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: Rex B at January 20, 2021 09:45 PM (uN4KS)
their backs on the convoy. Made me smile, it did! I can't find it now
though...
Posted by: RedDish haz new computer at January 20, 2021 09:42 PM (AjwWO)
Someone posted a video of the NG with their backs turned two threads down. Hopefully it made Biden even more paranoid.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:46 PM (946rW)
If you render the rat toenails properly, you'll get the most authentic gelatin for the recipe.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at January 20, 2021 09:46 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 20, 2021 09:39 PM (gAXBD)
Some of the most zealous Antifa were upper middle class.
They gonna love it when they figure out that the fascists are the uber wealthy teaming up with the poor to ass-rape them and steal every last cent they have.
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:42 PM (/Dgcm)
This is messed up. I post and it gets deleted immediately.
Repost and I magically have a new hash.
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (Zxvxj)
The aircraft, a UH-60 medical evacuation helicopter, was on a routine mission when it crashed in Mendon, a rural town near Rochester, around 6:30 p.m., according to the New York National Guard.
Using Democrat logic: "Their blood is on your hands, President Biden!"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (fQDQk)
"After two impeachments, lengthy inter-branch investigations, and, most recently, the horrific attack on our nation's capital, it is clear that the partisan divide between Democrats and Republicans does not serve a single American," the signatories wrote.
The letter was signed by Texas Rep. Beth Van Duyne, Oklahoma Rep. Stephanie Bice, North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Florida Reps. Scott Franklin and Carlos Gimenez, New York Reps. Andrew Garbarino and Nicole Malliotakis, New Mexico Rep. Yvette Herrell, Iowa Reps. Ashley Hinson and Mariannette Miller-Meeks, California Reps. Young Kim, Jay Obernolte and David Valadao, Alabama Reps. Barry Moore and Jerry Carl, Utah Rep. Burgess Owens and Michigan Rep. Peter Meijer.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (/cvFN)
https://twitter.com/InesdLC/status/
1351915427589455872
Posted by: Herr Frau Doktor vmom Staunch Demofaszi (on gab as @vm) at January 20, 2021 09:35 PM (nUhF0)
---
That's the one I saw!
One guy spat, but soldiers always be spittin'.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:31 PM (l3+k2)
Thin sliced with 25% more water to stretch. Serves 40.
Posted by: Lutheran Basement Ladies at January 20, 2021 09:48 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Al Unsure at January 20, 2021 09:48 PM (XrAad)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 20, 2021 09:48 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:49 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:49 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:49 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: skywch at January 20, 2021 09:49 PM (Y/Ps0)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:49 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:46 PM (946rW)
Not as paranoid as it would if the just pointed one finger at him.
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:48 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:50 PM (6RbuA)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:51 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (/cvFN)
Did all the rest also vote for the second impeachment?
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 09:51 PM (6RbuA)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:51 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: EveR at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Rex B at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (uN4KS)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (shN6a)
Still, it makes me think of that glorious time the NYC cops turned their back on the mayor.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: CppThis at January 20, 2021 09:53 PM (zcf1k)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2021 09:53 PM (jk7Q4)
Did she show us her tits?
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:22 PM (KnJdm)
No, but Chelsea Handler did, sort of.
See Twitter.
Freedom Tits was the theme, I think.
Posted by: Sal at January 20, 2021 09:53 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2021 09:54 PM (/cvFN)
Posted by: EveR at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (R0z7P)
"Our hands were tied, there was nothing we could do!" worked for UniParty Paulie Ryan
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:54 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 20, 2021 09:54 PM (fQDQk)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:52 PM (shN6a)
It's fine all by itself, Cark.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at January 20, 2021 09:55 PM (4I/2K)
The letter was signed by Texas Rep. Beth Van Duyne, Oklahoma Rep.
Stephanie Bice, North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn, Florida Reps.
Scott Franklin and Carlos Gimenez, New York Reps. Andrew Garbarino and
Nicole Malliotakis, New Mexico Rep. Yvette Herrell, Iowa Reps. Ashley
Hinson and Mariannette Miller-Meeks, California Reps. Young Kim, Jay
Obernolte and David Valadao, Alabama Reps. Barry Moore and Jerry Carl,
Utah Rep. Burgess Owens and Michigan Rep. Peter Meijer.
Posted by: Braenard at January 20, 2021 09:47 PM (/cvFN)
Note the names. These people do not care that the election was stolen. They well sell us down the river for the illusion of peace. Horrific attack my aching ass. What the hell were you thinking Madison Cawthorn?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:55 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:55 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 09:55 PM (87oRe)
I like the sentiment, but who would have been in the motorcade to take that video, and want to publicize it?
Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (kOpft)
If they were a ceremonial detail, then they would have to face inboard and salute.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: james at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (PvswE)
See Twitter.
Freedom Tits was the theme, I think.
Posted by: Sal at January 20, 2021 09:53 PM (KTdeA)
Alert me when she is NOT showing her tits.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (KnJdm)
Bowie, Eno, Visconti animated.
Very funny, and the Bowie voice is amazing.
https://tinyurl.com/qbsd2tt
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:57 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2021 09:57 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:57 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 09:57 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 09:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: james at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (PvswE)
That's just not sporting.
Posted by: MAJ N Hassan at January 20, 2021 09:58 PM (87oRe)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 09:58 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 09:59 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 09:59 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 10:00 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 09:55 PM (946rW)
Suggested edit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 10:00 PM (87oRe)
If they were a ceremonial detail, then they would have to face inboard and salute.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 20, 2021 09:56 PM (gAXBD)
What threats? There wasn't a civilian in sight to great the most popular President in all history.
Bet the traditional Military Ball was a big hit. Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe's first ball of the night for sure.
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned at January 20, 2021 10:00 PM (BdbhX)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 20, 2021 10:00 PM (ufFY8)
Utah Rep. Burgess Owens
I am dissapoint. My brand spanking new rep. didn't vote for it.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 09:59 PM (twGU3)
Didn't vote for what?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 10:01 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist
Nutria
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2e2n8
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 10:01 PM (shN6a)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2021 10:00 PM (87oRe)
Excellent addition!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 20, 2021 10:02 PM (946rW)
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2021 10:02 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Burnt Toast the Banned
I'm sure he played with his in the limo.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2021 10:02 PM (shN6a)
I agree. Just SOP. They have to stick to the program.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot It Ain't Democracy When You Steal It at January 20, 2021 10:02 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Deplor4ble I4n G4lt at January 20, 2021 10:00 PM (ufFY
Winner. You get a bunk in the
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 10:03 PM (KnJdm)
How's that going?
"Only the best people"
Posted by: Too much laughing at January 20, 2021 10:03 PM (fdQFt)
Posted by: mindful webworker
did you click here?
at January 20, 2021 10:03 PM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist (bofa/deez) at January 20, 2021 10:03 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 10:04 PM (4I/2K)
You probably will be lucky not to have to eat it raw.
Or even still alive.
Posted by: Thread Winner-Elect Just Lily at January 20, 2021 10:04 PM (RrRLS)
Posted by: Count de Monet in exile at his Fortress of Solitude at January 20, 2021 10:04 PM (4I/2K)
Rataroni and Fleas.
Posted by: 4 at January 20, 2021 10:04 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 20, 2021 10:04 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
How horrific the "riot" at the capitol 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2021 10:05 PM (twGU3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2021 10:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: El Jefe ~Blue Zones~POW*MIA~You Are Not Forgotten~ at January 20, 2021 10:07 PM (Ae67h)
"A bowl of rat!"
Instead of their bowl of red.
Posted by: Rex B at January 20, 2021 10:07 PM (uN4KS)
When are all the arrests going to happen.
I was told there would be arrests. And Rubicon crossings!
Posted by: Loki, when is The Plan happening? at January 21, 2021 12:59 AM (KqiMr)
Processing 0.11, elapsed 0.1096 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0287 seconds, 710 records returned.
Page size 290 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)