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Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a Jagoff
This is what happens when no girls like you back until much later in life. https://t.co/Qyg8Cu0OrU
— Reverend Doctor Jill Biden Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) December 25, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:05 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Andrew Ryan at December 25, 2020 07:05 PM (EUZxK)
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Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:06 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 25, 2020 07:07 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:07 PM (Cxk7w)
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Posted by: m at December 25, 2020 07:08 PM (6WbUY)
Posted by: I can see the communism in your eyes at December 25, 2020 07:08 PM (VoKVv)
---
and in other breaking news, it rains in Seattle in the winter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2020 07:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 25, 2020 07:08 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 25, 2020 07:09 PM (9Oc7e)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2020 07:09 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 25, 2020 07:09 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Appycay at December 25, 2020 07:09 PM (8G3+Q)
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 25, 2020 07:10 PM (j4lGS)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 25, 2020 07:10 PM (IbxQb)
My daughter and son-in-law gave us some happy news. I'm gonna be a grandma !!!
I'm over the moon-thrilled.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:10 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 07:10 PM (wR3DP)
If there were ever an expert on misgendering, it would be Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2020 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 25, 2020 07:11 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: dartist at December 25, 2020 07:11 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 25, 2020 07:12 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:12 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2020 07:12 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 25, 2020 07:12 PM (9Oc7e)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2020 07:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Just Saying at December 25, 2020 07:13 PM (lOr+7)
And with Weasel spotting for Ladyl, doing the honors from 500 yards.
Wherein NDT transforms into "stars", splattered all across the roof of his own private planetarium.
Red Dwarves, mostly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2020 07:13 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: CN at December 25, 2020 07:13 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:13 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:14 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:14 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 07:14 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:15 PM (lgiXo)
Neill Tyson, is a shitbird, and yes, a jagoff.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:15 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: Bill Nye the Sissy Guy at December 25, 2020 07:15 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2020 07:15 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at December 25, 2020 07:15 PM (SqpTW)
I mean, come on.
https://tinyurl.com/yaes4bab
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 07:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:16 PM (u82oZ)
Anyone who feels like it can shoot up or blow up anything they feel like, and they're powerless to prevent it, because they are stupid, soft little men. Just keep that in mind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 07:16 PM (lJuMe)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:15 PM (lgiXo)
go for box wine. You rarely have to refill and there is no need for counting.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:16 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 25, 2020 07:16 PM (W4eKo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 07:17 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:18 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Rudolph with tits at December 25, 2020 07:18 PM (BB7pQ)
_______________
He's a member of the Party.
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 25, 2020 07:18 PM (j4lGS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2020 07:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: DOCTOR Anthony Faucet at December 25, 2020 07:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:19 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Rush Roadie at December 25, 2020 07:19 PM (4R5w3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: My life
Now that is a great Christmas present that'll keep giving for years!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 25, 2020 07:20 PM (gtatv)
you get back to santa about zoology after you know how to count to nine.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 25, 2020 07:20 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:18 PM (mht8P)
I was gonna do traditional Jewish Christmas dinner, but lo mein and fried rice didn't sound so appealing when I looked at the menu. Got cumin fried lamb and mapo tofu instead. Monster spicy. My ears are sweating and I can see through time. A+++ would sear my face off again.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: blaster at December 25, 2020 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:20 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: JTB at December 25, 2020 07:20 PM (7EjX1)
I'm over the moon-thrilled.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:10 PM (Z/jzm)
Congratulations! Although 29 is awfully young to be a grandma.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 25, 2020 07:21 PM (yKPAy)
Rudolph, you called it.
Posted by: Jack Crevalle at December 25, 2020 07:21 PM (DxCKa)
Posted by: H
you missed the memo
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 25, 2020 07:21 PM (4Jold)
Posted by: DOCTOR Anthony Faucet at December 25, 2020 07:19 PM (sWM8x)
53 Hey Neil . Did you know that reindeer also can't fly?
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:19 PM (2DOZq)
I figured someone had already snarked that but that's just rubbing it in.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:21 PM (2DOZq)
He's no scientist. He is a gift store operator.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:16 PM (u82oZ)
what is it with lefties and fake science guys? Bill Nye for sure is no real scientist afaik. Hell. i would choose Beaker over him. Tyson may have a degree, but why does he think he has a lot to teach us? The media would never support someone like Ben Carson. So strange, Carson has 20 points on Tyson and 40 on Nye.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:21 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 25, 2020 07:22 PM (gtatv)
in fairness, degrasse does not seem to know math, their are eight reindeer in the tweet he wrote, rudolph was the ninth reindeer in the team, so nothing you stupid fag.
________
Who was the Designated Reindeer?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:22 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 25, 2020 07:22 PM (buTO7)
He's no scientist. He is a gift store operator.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:16 PM (u82oZ)
HEY!
I'm the SCIENCE GUY!
Posted by: Bill Nye, the walking lie at December 25, 2020 07:22 PM (sy5kK)
Rudolph, you called it.
Posted by: Jack Crevalle at December 25, 2020 07:21 PM (DxCKa)
Yeah !! ----Maya Rudolph
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:23 PM (2DOZq)
That is, will normal, healthy, well-adjusted, successful people see the NDT tweet and like it?
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 25, 2020 07:23 PM (tEVYw)
I'm no fan of Tyson's (the 'professional smart guy' or the chicken)* but I personally think he was just messing around here.
*I am a fan of Mike Tyson. In fact I'd pay to see Mike put Neil to sleep... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 25, 2020 07:23 PM (9Oc7e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 25, 2020 07:23 PM (pmEbq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Merry Christmas to President Trump, the First Lady, and the Trump family! God bless you! And thank you for fighting for our country! We Levinites stand with you!
Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Jack Crevalle at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (DxCKa)
Posted by: irright at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (BB7pQ)
Santa: "Hey, it's time to start flying around the world delivering gifts!"
Female reindeer: "Ready in a minute!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (lgiXo)
- Diamond
- Sedaka
- Peart?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Sam.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 07:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:25 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm no fan of Tyson's (the 'professional smart guy' or the chicken)* but I personally think he was just messing around here.
*I am a fan of Mike Tyson. In fact I'd pay to see Mike put Neil to sleep... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:23 PM (L2ZTs)
nah he is a jagoff. Messing around would be going against the cancel culture. Sure it seems lame and preposterous at times. But when you see it is only one way and it can never be another way, it is a bit scary.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:25 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 25, 2020 07:26 PM (jOcSX)
Posted by: Desultory joe at December 25, 2020 07:26 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (lgiXo)
c) None of the above
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2020 07:26 PM (MXDFR)
Posted by: Elliot Page at December 25, 2020 07:26 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2020 07:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: navybrat, quarantined at December 25, 2020 07:27 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Moki at December 25, 2020 05:17 PM (+X9Vs)
Glad she is home and I hope she continues to improve rapidly.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 25, 2020 07:27 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Now that is conundrum! I'd say it's a dead tie and I'd rather never have to do any research to break the tie.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 25, 2020 07:28 PM (gtatv)
AND I have it on good authority that Santa's specific breed keeps them till after Christmas every year. Jagoff knows nothing ... but loves to skewer tradition ... makes him a hero of the left.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 25, 2020 07:28 PM (Cus5s)
I'm over the moon-thrilled.
Posted by: My life is insanity
WooHoo!!! There is no greater happiness in the world!
Congratulations.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2020 07:28 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Slappy at December 25, 2020 07:28 PM (BsrgJ)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 25, 2020 07:26 PM (jOcSX)
Love enchiladas. What was the filling? I'm planning to make some next week.
Posted by: HTL at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (2gvcB)
Posted by: Neil Cavuto at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (MXDFR)
Posted by: ShainS at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:27 PM (L2ZTs)
I am going to say good at this point. The Neil bar is pretty low at this juncture.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (lgiXo)
Quint, yeah at least NPH doesn't mouth about politics every two seconds.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 25, 2020 07:30 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: CN at December 25, 2020 07:30 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 25, 2020 07:23 PM (9Oc7e)
Double smoked ham? Makes me wonder if I could put a ham on the Traeger to cook.
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (MXDFR)
off, the clincher possibly. I am sure there are some great normal Neils, but damn if I can think of famous ones that help the cause.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
Hmmmm. Don't know. I do know it's good practice to pick your wine based on how much you like the box.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: HTL at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (2gvcB)
Shredded beef. Put a chuck roast in the crockpot with a couple ladles of the red sauce, half an onion, a couple garlic cloves, and a couple glugs of messican beer and cooked for six hours.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (jOcSX)
I think you could be correct. And I will iinclude Bill Nyeasa grift store operator.
It's a good phrase. I'll likely steal it.
Hadrian the Seventh and Deplorable Jay Guevara are real scientists that made a difference for good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: President Elect - MrObvious at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (k+h+d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (Cxk7w)
Lit a fire in the in the redneck firepit, and sitting outside with a cold beer by the fire. Life is good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (mzC78)
- DeGrasse Tyson
- Young
Cavuto
Posted by: TheQuietMan
"Kinnock, that plagiarizing bastard!" -- Quid Pro Joe Beijing Biden
Posted by: ShainS at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 25, 2020 07:09 PM
Dyson rollerball vacuum cleaner >>> NDT
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (0mdky)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: navybrat, quarantined at December 25, 2020 07:27 PM (w7KSn)
Making sammiches would be a more productive use of time.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 25, 2020 07:33 PM (9Oc7e)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:33 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (Ls0fP)
Neil Armstrong?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 07:33 PM (mzC78)
Merry Christmas. This was one of Dad's best friends. I had known the "Uncle" since 1995. I miss them both so much. Made it really dusty.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=2iAQBXS5Z9Q
Another view.
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
(It's why he sniffs hair)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: HTL at December 25, 2020 07:29 PM (2gvcB)
Shredded beef. Put a chuck roast in the crockpot with a couple
ladles of the red sauce, half an onion, a couple garlic cloves, and a
couple glugs of messican beer and cooked for six hours.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (jOcSX)
so when do we eat?
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (Ls0fP)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 25, 2020 07:21 PM (yKPAy)
Lol.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:34 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (2DOZq)
@LLinWood
Merry Christmas!
What a day! Adam Schiff not having a good Christmas. Bomb in Nashville hit ATT center causing internet and power outages in SE. Police all night at WH. Cyberattack on an Air Force base.
Not reported by MSM.
It ALL makes perfect sense.<<picture of PDT, FLOTUS and Xi>>
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (u82oZ)
- Diamond
- Sedaka
- Peart?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Neil Innes he was in The Rutles and The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (MXDFR)
Posted by: navybrat
My wife insists women have dozens, if not hundreds, of 'boxes' open in their minds at any one time. All of them interconnected. Men, on the other hand, have a maximum of two.
And most times, both of those boxes are empty.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (Rvt88)
Dancer - Trans gender
Prancer - ghey
Vixen -female
Comet - male
Cupid - male but swings both ways
Donner - male
Blitzer - male
Rudolph- Trans
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:32 PM
----Smells of weed and Hai Karate.
Posted by: irright at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (BB7pQ)
great normal Neils, but damn if I can think of famous ones that help
the cause.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:31 PM (Ls0fP)
Neil Armstrong?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 07:33 PM (mzC7
crap I was going to say that but I assumed it was already on the list. Dag nabit! But yeah, that is the one seed.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 07:35 PM (Ls0fP)
Neil Peart.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: butch at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (cHvOo)
Ching chow chang, chang a lang a ding dong.....
Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Racist at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Zeera books make great gifts at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 25, 2020 07:37 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 25, 2020 07:37 PM (efaOy)
There is a type of human being who loves to suck all the joy out of things--especially if said action gets everyone looking at them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (l9m7l)
_________
That type of person has had free rein this year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2020 07:38 PM (mht8P)
Neil Diamond
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 25, 2020 07:38 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: General Zod at December 25, 2020 07:38 PM (BsrgJ)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:39 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2020 07:39 PM (MXDFR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
"You know, the thing!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2020 07:40 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Savannah at December 25, 2020 07:40 PM (h/kZb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (l9m7l)
Also super fun at parties. And weddings. I love my brother, but he is a frowny scold, and was actually put-out that there was booze at our baby brother's wedding a few years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at December 25, 2020 07:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:40 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:10 PM (Z/jzm)
Congrats!
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 07:41 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Gary M. at December 25, 2020 07:41 PM (h/kZb)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 07:41 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (BsrgJ)
Ching chow chang, chang a lang a ding dong.....
Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Racist at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (R/m4+)
You snark but there is actually a photo of you and Hunter and Burisma officials playing golf when you had previously denied knowing or discussing anything about Hunter's involvement with Burisma.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (MXDFR)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2020 07:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 25, 2020 07:43 PM (Aashi)
"In late autumn or early winter after the rut, male reindeer lose their antlers, growing a new pair the next summer with a larger rack than the previous year. Female reindeer keep their antlers until they calve. In the Scandinavian and Arctic Circle populations, old males' antlers fall off in late December, young males' fall off in the early spring and females' fall off in the summer."
Santa is even further north ... his reindeer males keep their antlers past Christmas. (and yes, prancer and dancer and vixen could certainly be female, games are more fun with females around ... Neil is Asshoe)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 25, 2020 07:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:43 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Zeera books make great gifts at December 25, 2020 07:44 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 25, 2020 07:44 PM (rtKGD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 25, 2020 07:44 PM (MXDFR)
There is a type of human being who loves to suck all the joy out of things--especially if said action gets everyone looking at them.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2020 07:36 PM (l9m7l)
Do we have to link to the Scoldy McScolderson in a kayak back here for a second visit today?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:45 PM (pNxlR)
******
I'm plagued by a one-box filled mind and if it's filled with a current car project I can get almost no other box even opened up.
Posted by: Gary M. at December 25, 2020 07:45 PM (h/kZb)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 07:45 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: colin at December 25, 2020 07:43 PM (5ui6E)
What's in the box?!?
Posted by: Brad Pitt at an event with boxed wine at December 25, 2020 07:45 PM (BsrgJ)
In response to the rockets fired from Gaza toward Israel tonight, the Israeli Air Force struck Hamas terror targets including:
_A rocket manufacturing site
_Underground infrastructure
_A military post
Hamas will bear the consequences for all terror emanating from Gaza.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2020 07:46 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 25, 2020 07:46 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 25, 2020 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2020 07:47 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2020 07:47 PM (CZm2G)
i saw it on the 21st, but Herself was up in Modesto, and it's been overcast the last two nights.
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 25, 2020 07:47 PM (rtKGD)
Posted by: turambar at December 25, 2020 07:47 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:48 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 25, 2020 07:48 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: corky muldoon at December 25, 2020 07:48 PM (uSdpa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:48 PM (pNxlR)
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Dementors.
A Dementor (pl. Dementors) was a Dark apparition that fed on human happiness and caused them to feel sadness and despair when in their presence. Through using a Dementor's Kiss, they consumed a person's soul until they were in a vegetative state like an empty shell, and their victim would not survive for long.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 25, 2020 07:49 PM (+y/Ru)
I kinda hope Lin Wood has some super inside info, and The Plan can be trusted -- "nothing can stop what's coming" ... but I don't know what he is talking about.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 25, 2020 07:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:48 PM (Cxk7w)
A girlfriend got me the box set of the Sandman collection, maybe 7 books or so. I liked that series. Only comic books I could ever actually get into.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 07:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:49 PM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 07:45 PM (wR3DP)
Very sweet.
I know my memories with my dad are what help me get through some dark days.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:50 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 25, 2020 07:50 PM (evxBY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 07:51 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:51 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 07:51 PM (wR3DP)
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 25, 2020 07:38 PM (2DOZq)
Back in the early 80's in San Jose (I lived downtown for college and after) that was super common for the FOB's to do that. They almost always cooked indoors on charcoal grills. I don't know if it was using what was available as a cheap cooking source, or having homes that were actually not open to the elements.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (L8ADy)
According to the Washington Post the alleged attack took place via a Microsoft corporate partner which handles cloud-access services putting emails and other data at risk.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (CZm2G)
What a humorless twat.
Nowhere near specific enough ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:48 PM (pNxlR)
In THIS case I was talking about Tyson. Not the chicken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 07:51 PM (mzC7
So 1½ wolves, then.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:53 PM (pK7cg)
For those of you who haven't seen the conjunction, your feast your eyes:
FOR
AND
NOR
BUT
OR
YET
SO
You're welcome!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:53 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at December 25, 2020 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Braenyard
Boxed wine can be taken to State and City Parks without attracting the rangers/police.
That's a big plus at the lakes rivers we go to for kayaking fun.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at December 25, 2020 07:54 PM (gtatv)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 07:55 PM (Cxk7w)
Hearing I'm going to be a grandma has made a happy end to a really rough year.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 07:55 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:53 PM (pK7cg)
Never crossed his mind. He'll remember, wait for it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
I got confused, thought you had moved to Texas?
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 25, 2020 07:55 PM (YkawN)
Ever think about that possibility, Neil?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 07:56 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2020 07:56 PM (Lt1JN)
Speaking of joyless pricks --
Joe Biden
@JoeBiden Dec 24
I know how hard it is to forego holiday traditions -- but it is so very important. Please wear masks, limit the size of any groups, and refrain from traveling. We have to stay apart just a little longer.
Hey, Sundown, ask Shrillary what it is like to never be President, you prick.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:53 PM (pK7cg)
Considering his bloodless pedant routine, that is a pretty large oversight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2020 07:56 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 07:55 PM (t+qrx)
Or come up with some hideous, painful, and always terminal disease that could explain Rudolph's red, glowing nose.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 TRUMP WON! at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (pmEbq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
And they're better than you and me. Just ask them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Neil Innes. - Monty Python -- Good Neil.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (W4eKo)
Don't describe HOW it works; that's easy.
WHY?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (Qio/u)
Are we getting zoology lectures from the guy who runs the gift shop at a planetarium?
Posted by: t-bird
One would think he should focus on completing year end inventory for tax purposes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2020 07:57 PM (63Dwl)
_A rocket manufacturing site
_Underground infrastructure
_A military post
Hamas will bear the consequences for all terror emanating from Gaza.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2020 07:46 PM (CZm2G)
And? What did they bomb? Empty Buildings? Any deaths? Israel under Netanyahu lost that edge a long time ago.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2020 07:58 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs
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Tyson can't count past 8.
This is on a par with his comment about penguins in the Northern hemisphere.
He's not merely stupid, he is ignorant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:58 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: Dr. Darth Randall at December 25, 2020 07:58 PM (zDlmu)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 25, 2020 07:52 PM (Aashi)
So glad I am not the only one lol
Posted by: WhyBanned at December 25, 2020 07:58 PM (YkawN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2020 07:59 PM (lmikk)
@JoeBiden Dec 24
I know how hard it is to forego holiday traditions -- but it is so very important. Please wear masks, limit the size of any groups, and refrain from traveling. We have to stay apart just a little longer.
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I'm going to be apart from you for a lot longer than a little.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 25, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Merry Christmas, horde. I'm off to bed soon. I'll post later in the am (0300 or there abouts).
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2020 08:00 PM (KcZlH)
He's an angry man who does not like Israel.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2020 08:00 PM (CZm2G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2020 08:00 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:58 PM (bk3Sg)
Desperately seeking relevance.
Funny really.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2020 08:00 PM (axyOa)
For each missile, Gaza gets smaller by a meter. For each Israeli death, a phase line of destruction moves inward. Phase line by Phase line.
And what country wants Gaza refugees. China? Send them there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 25, 2020 08:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 08:02 PM (wR3DP)
And what country wants Gaza refugees. China? Send them there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
Hamas in gaza does not fear Israel.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2020 08:02 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:58 PM (bk3Sg)
And so very, VERY ignorant of his ignorance (and stupidity).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 25, 2020 08:02 PM (946rW)
@JoeBiden Dec 24
I know how hard it is to forego holiday traditions -- but it is so very important. Please wear masks, limit the size of any groups, and refrain from traveling. We have to stay apart just a little longer.
The six months of this guys presidency is going to be hilarious.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2020 08:02 PM (KcZlH)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 08:02 PM (wR3DP)
And.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2020 08:03 PM (lmikk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
We no have froom! We no takee refugees, camps are full.
Hunter Biden out front he no good at job, he should have tolled you.
Posted by: Red China at December 25, 2020 08:04 PM (R/m4+)
Zip that lip, Old Man River, before I gotta break that hip. It is so very important. Please shut the fuck up, limit your words, and refrain from speaking. I have to keep on doing whatever I see fit for the remainder of my natural life.
Also: kiss my balls. Merry Christmas, jagoff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:04 PM (lJuMe)
IS THAT AN ANIMAL SKIN DRAPED OVER THE BACK OF SANTA's SLEIGH?
NDT IS A HEARTLESS ADVOCATE FOR ANIMAL TORTURE, MAIMING, AND KILLING WHO SITS ON AN ORRERY OF LIES!
-- A Screech of Karens
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 08:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 25, 2020 08:02 PM (KcZlH)
It really would not be.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 25, 2020 08:05 PM (946rW)
Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2020 08:02 PM (wR3DP)
Both!
"Little Sister" always makes me laugh
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 25, 2020 08:06 PM (Z/jzm)
Your government spent $4.5 million to spray alcoholic rats with bobcat urine.
No, this isn't some weird metaphor--they actually did that.
As upset as I am about government waste, I'm more upset about wasted opportunity.
I would've let them spray me with bobcat urine for half that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 08:06 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 08:06 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 08:07 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 08:07 PM (lgiXo)
Are you OK?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 08:08 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 08:07 PM (lgiXo)
Didn't work out so great for the Knights Templars the first time? Just saying
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 25, 2020 08:08 PM (85Gof)
@rising_serpent
Your government spent $4.5 million to spray alcoholic rats with bobcat urine.
No, this isn't some weird metaphor--they actually did that.
As upset as I am about government waste, I'm more upset about wasted opportunity.
I would've let them spray me with bobcat urine for half that.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast
And so begins another Race to the Bottom (TM)!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 08:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Reynaldo, reporting from the front line at December 25, 2020 08:09 PM (zpm7f)
They CAN lose their antlers in late fall, but can also keep them into the winter. Female keep theirs, but they're much thinner and shorter - obviously not what's depicted in the illustrations.
They're also technically Caribou in North America, they're only Reindeer in Europe. We call the domestic populations Reindeer, and they're not native to the continent anyway. Interestingly, Reindeer droppings are particularly smelly during the breeding season at this time of year. The Norwegian term this Reindeer scat is pronounced "DeGrasse".
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 08:09 PM (L8ADy)
Lots of popular books and magazine articles. Lots of pseudoscholarship in communist pseudojournals from made-up pseudodisciplines (e.g., "gender studies").
No actual astrophysics that I can see.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:10 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 08:08 PM (pNxlR)
I have been sprayed with Weasel coolant. Hose let go.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 08:10 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 08:10 PM (Cxk7w)
Do you want to accessorize that axe with plaid or plate mail?
Posted by: fluffy at December 25, 2020 08:10 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
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I don't think Progressives like either one.
Up against the wall!
But maybe you should go for lumberjack.
If they come after you, you can always say you were dressing "ironically."
Much harder to do that with the Templars get-up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 25, 2020 08:12 PM (M/9m0)
At his other job Rudolph at least use to sell jewelry on Sampson St in Philadelphia
"Hey honkie, wanna buy a watch? Cause if you had a watch, you'd know it's nighttime. And nighttime ain't no time to be in this part of town."
/Cheech ampersand Chong
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 25, 2020 08:13 PM (HaL55)
Well, not quite.
Caribou (in North America) are wild animals. Reindeer are domesticated animals, and have some genetic differences resulting from that.
Think the difference between dogs and wolves... same basic creature (so close that they can interbreed with ease), but enough genetic differences that they don't behave the same. A wolf pup won't behave quite like a dog, not even if it's raised by humans.
Here in Alaska we have both (imported) reindeer herds and caribou.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:13 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 08:09 PM (L8ADy)
And there are Woodlands Caribou, and Barrenlands Caribou, too. I remember seeing a huge herd of the former when on a wellsite near Spirit River, Alberta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2020 08:13 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2020 08:13 PM (63Dwl)
I have been sprayed with Weasel coolant. Hose let go.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I had the female cat who I rescued from a life of raiding trash cans at a roadside rest stop pee in one of my dress shoes. The missus and our daughter watched her do it.
I didn't know who I felt betrayed me more ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2020 08:13 PM (pNxlR)
But it was a lock that the females were going to lose their antlers at some point too, otherwise they would have horns. And I bet there is not a species where the males have antlers and the females have horns.
Also it was given that the males would keep them through the rut, but a question how long that really is for reindeer.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 25, 2020 08:13 PM (2HIdp)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #BlockadeDC at December 25, 2020 08:14 PM (HaL55)
I really should have married him instead.
Posted by: Jill Bi den, Dr of Bullschiff at December 25, 2020 08:14 PM (zpm7f)
Tyson is speculating based on secondary sexual characteristics, whereas Santa is clearly basing his statements on first hand examination of the primary sexual characteristics.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at December 25, 2020 08:15 PM (A2eXZ)
If they come after you, you can always say you were dressing "ironically."
Much harder to do that with the Templars get-up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 25, 2020 08:12 PM (M/9m0)
True... Also, Is Northernlurker prepared to be a central banker? If not, then he wants to stay away from being a Templar.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 25, 2020 08:15 PM (946rW)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 25, 2020 08:15 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 08:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miklos, time-and-a-half Holiday Copy Editor at December 25, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Outdated cultural depiction.
Fourteen year old transgirl twerking at a strip club for tips from perverts: perfectly OK.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 25, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
*glare*
Posted by: Dr. Paul Lynde at December 25, 2020 08:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Just because the marks made him rich, doesn't mean he's actually smart, and he should never have list sight of that. He conned himself, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:18 PM (lJuMe)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 25, 2020 07:43 PM (Cus5s)
Yes, there's multiple sources out there that all pretty much say the same thing. I guess he never heard of internet search engines - or fuck - a GD library for that matter.
I bet he's going on something he remembers from years ago, and won't second guess himself to further the narrative.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 08:18 PM (L8ADy)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 25, 2020 08:15 PM (I58tH)
If he says he's considering becoming a vagina owner then there'd be no doubt he would get the job. He can change his name to Nellie.
Posted by: AF at December 25, 2020 08:19 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 25, 2020 08:15 PM (946rW)
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Excellent point.
And if he wants to be a banker --- and what Templar doesn't? --- you think establishment behemoths like Citi and B of Am are going to allow the competition?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 25, 2020 08:19 PM (M/9m0)
Lets create peace in the world by first destroying any power the modern left and democrats hold, they we fight islam wherever it encroached into western territory
simple
we win, they loose
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 25, 2020 08:19 PM (r4bSV)
the San Berdo Sheriffs found a grenade launcher
in the back of a crashed car...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxqyukw
Posted by: redc1c4 (Biden Cheated!) at December 25, 2020 08:19 PM (rtKGD)
I bet he's going on a meme he saw in a wokescold Tweet or Facebook post, and is trying to pass it off as his own Original Brilliant Scholarship.
I bet that way because I've seen that meme a bunch of times, going back several years now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:20 PM (6dXV7)
in the back of a crashed car...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybxqyukw
Posted by: redc1c4
OOPS-SEC, amigo
Posted by: Norman, coordinating Miklos at December 25, 2020 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 25, 2020 08:22 PM (r4bSV)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 08:22 PM (L8ADy)
Won't you fill my hole tonight
Posted by: Burl Ives, also commie at December 25, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 25, 2020 08:23 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2020 08:24 PM (grT4k)
Posted by: f'd at December 25, 2020 08:24 PM (85drV)
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at December 25, 2020 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)
And if he wants to be a banker --- and what Templar doesn't? --- you
think establishment behemoths like Citi and B of Am are going to allow
the competition?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 25, 2020 08:19 PM (M/9m0)
OTOH, he could bring back the gold standard and make money worth something again:-)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 25, 2020 08:25 PM (946rW)
Also put some objects in the cage that an actual scientist would know how to use to escape. For the extra laughs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:25 PM (lJuMe)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 25, 2020 08:26 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: morigu at December 25, 2020 08:26 PM (8O/R4)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 25, 2020 08:22 PM (r4bSV)
I'll do one better Joe, tax "music" that has violent content, heavily.
That should make the black community extra special happy knowing the rich are being taxed more. Then once implemented, it'll also be a quick lesson in economics 101.
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 08:26 PM (L8ADy)
Grandkids are the best. So happy for you.
Posted by: Sal at December 25, 2020 08:26 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 25, 2020 08:26 PM (I58tH)
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America
Boiled peanuts.
I'd throw in a bag of boiled peanuts about day 6.
Posted by: Miklos, probably from Cromer's at December 25, 2020 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Poofter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2020 08:27 PM (grT4k)
any power the modern left and democrats hold, they we fight islam
wherever it encroached into western territory
simple
we win, they loose
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 25, 2020 08:19 PM (r4bSV)
This.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 25, 2020 08:28 PM (946rW)
AVENGE ME!
Posted by: zombie Tipper Gore at December 25, 2020 08:28 PM (85drV)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille
My Gold Reserve be in my Teefs
Posted by: Miklos, aspiring Rapper at December 25, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
people stole 3,000 pounds of cheese in from a factory in Cuba and it is making international news
Cuba where poor people steal from other poor people
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 25, 2020 08:28 PM (r4bSV)
Margarita, good to see you. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: bluebell at December 25, 2020 08:29 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:29 PM (lJuMe)
Posted by: zombie Tipper Gore at December 25, 2020 08:30 PM (85drV)
Posted by: bob frapples at December 25, 2020 08:30 PM (hNjgQ)
"Starting after Christmas," the challenge to the validity of the Nov. 3 presidential election results "is really going to blow up," Rudy Giuliani told listeners in a portentous Christmas Day episode of his podcast Common Sense.
"Because the evidence that these crooked television networks, newspapers, Big Tech and the leadership of the Democrat party have been giving you is false -- and you're gonna find it out all at once," said Giuliani, President Trump's personal lawyer. "It's gonna be very shocking to the country."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 08:30 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 25, 2020 08:31 PM (r4bSV)
My money is on Tyson. He looks a lot more buff, for one. Nye is a stickboi.
For another, Tyson does have an actual advanced degree in an actual science, which puts him way ahead of Bill Nye.
Suggested undercard: "Doctor" Jill Biden v. "Doctor" Phil.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:31 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 25, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)
She'd better hope there are no Norwegian or Japanese factory ships about.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:31 PM (6dXV7)
any power the modern left and democrats hold, they we fight islam
wherever it encroached into western territory
simple
we win, they loose
Posted by: will choose a nic later
All We Are Saying Is Give Peace a Chance
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 25, 2020 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Neil "The Ass" Tyson at December 25, 2020 08:32 PM (8eSmR)
Quarantine!
Posted by: the locals at December 25, 2020 08:32 PM (85drV)
Posted by: will choose
The US has not done a live nuclear test in 64 years.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Miklos, looking for the Football at December 25, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 25, 2020 08:34 PM (r4bSV)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Miklos, looking for the Football at December 25, 2020 08:33 PM (
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Why bother?
It's apparently already been flattened.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:34 PM (lJuMe)
I'm on it!
Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 25, 2020 08:35 PM (85drV)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 25, 2020 08:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Capt. Miklos Ahab at December 25, 2020 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)
And a good barber.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 25, 2020 08:36 PM (qH6FZ)
Must be tough pulling the straps over the rusty harpoons.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 08:36 PM (3P/5p)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 25, 2020 08:36 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:25 PM (lJuMe)
Bwahaha, too rich. Cadaver found next to marked containers of sulfur, carbon, potassium nitrate and all the makings for a rudimentary fuse and fire starting.
It looks like they tried to eat the charcoal!
Posted by: clutch cargo now with extra America is DOOMED! at December 25, 2020 08:36 PM (L8ADy)
Burl Ives wasn't a commie himself, I don't think. He did associate with some of them, because you couldn't be a folk singer back then without knowing a bunch of commies.
He got essentially reverse-blacklisted for many years, because he testified about the commie infiltration of folk music before HUAC.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:37 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Capt. Miklos Ahab, Jr. at December 25, 2020 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)
More importantly: she is NOT wearing a mask. Arrest her, Joe... It is so very important.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:37 PM (lJuMe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:38 PM (lJuMe)
I'm on it!
Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 25, 2020 08:35 PM (85drV)
So St. Barts loses some prestige and the island did nothing to cause it. Reminds me of a funny joke from Frasier where the father went to fancy three star Michelin restaurant and the place lost an entire star.
Posted by: Quint at December 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Ls0fP)
Just being grateful to not want to do that.
Posted by: Sal at December 25, 2020 08:38 PM (KTdeA)
Posted by: Fenrisuvlen at December 25, 2020 08:38 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Fine.
He gets a pass on the homosexuality and pederasty then.
Posted by: Miklospedia at December 25, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Ahab at December 25, 2020 08:39 PM (85drV)
Except for the "Go Ugly Early" guy. He would hit her like a fuel hose going into a receiver probe during underway replenishment. That guy. He got laid more than the rest of the liberty party in total.
And I'm OK with that. He was focused.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
?
Last ones were in '92.
Unless by "live" you mean "above-ground"?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:40 PM (6dXV7)
Sailors are notoriously flexible that way.
Remember, they're the ones who decide that manatees were sexy mermaids.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:41 PM (6dXV7)
I guess people stopped caring he's a black scientist
Posted by: Fenrisuvlen at December 25, 2020 08:38 PM (TNHV
He's just a glorified planetarium manager.
Posted by: dantesed at December 25, 2020 08:41 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:40 PM (u82oZ)
Reflecting great credit upon himself and in keeping with the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 25, 2020 08:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
My understanding is that St Bart's is above ground.
Barely
Posted by: Rep. Hank "Miklos" Johnson at December 25, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
That NTBT is a bitch.
But Amy Schumer and Bill Nye can be a couple. Right? Let them cancel each other out. Like Bette Midler and Jerry Rivers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
After a while even a walrus looks likes mermaid.
Posted by: Call me Fishsmell at December 25, 2020 08:42 PM (85drV)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 25, 2020 08:42 PM (3P/5p)
After a while even a walrus looks likes a mermaid.
Posted by: Call me Fishsmell at December 25, 2020 08:42 PM (85drV)
Posted by: Fenrisuvlen at December 25, 2020 08:42 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 25, 2020 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Call me Fishsmell at December 25, 2020 08:43 PM (85drV)
> Posted by: Hairyback Guy
One definition of middle age is the age at which Mrs. Howell suddenly becomes doable.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:44 PM (6dXV7)
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2020 08:44 PM (Cxk7w)
Hate to be the corpsman that treated him.
Although, I knew a more senior officer that paid cash to have pages removed from his medical record after every liberty port.
**Shudder** Got too many sick stories about him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
She...lives here?
Posted by: Rep. Hank "Arthur" at The Villages at December 25, 2020 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 25, 2020 08:45 PM (lJuMe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2020 08:45 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 25, 2020 08:45 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
That is very profound. You are in old age when she is the top choice.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 25, 2020 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: If WKRP were filmed in Chile at December 25, 2020 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bob frapples at December 25, 2020 08:46 PM (hNjgQ)
Those were their "uniforms" for the tour business. They probably had a bunch of identical sets.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:47 PM (6dXV7)
Now he was *definitely* a commie.
As gay as a tree full of monkeys, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:48 PM (6dXV7)
How do you know they were the same? Maybe they had more than one shirt and pair of pants that were just the same. Like a uniform.
Anyway, there were times when the Skipper and his little buddy wore grass skirts, but we won't go into that now.
Posted by: Call me Fishsmell at December 25, 2020 08:48 PM (85drV)
It involves music ic-humbug.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 25, 2020 08:52 PM (lgiXo)
This wasn't shown on screen because neither one of them was aware that he was doing the other. No doubt he was feeding them both some cock and bull story about "protecting their reputation" to get them to keep it secret.
That Professor was a slippery little shit. I understand he failed to get tenure at a women's college after several "incidents" involving the student body.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 25, 2020 08:53 PM (6dXV7)
Enjoy it when they turn on you, asshole. I won't help defend you.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at December 25, 2020 08:54 PM (hBDC1)
We are pretty damned authentic here. Not too fucking smart, but, hey.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 25, 2020 08:58 PM (zMFmR)
Posted by: Carl at December 25, 2020 08:58 PM (QieTZ)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 25, 2020 09:00 PM (0V/8D)
Since then his career is basically looking at Wikipedia and reposting what ever is on their "On this day" page.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 25, 2020 09:06 PM (HQbXM)
Posted by: mot at December 25, 2020 09:18 PM (qzjqx)
Posted by: 370H55V at December 25, 2020 09:27 PM (WusEB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 07:51 PM
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Now 12 deg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2020 09:41 PM (830x5)
Definitely failed the "woke" test on this one, and for that, I say that, yes, Neil is right! If an animal doesn't have male parts, it makes her a female. Also, knowing when a thing is male or female gives us more than enough information to be certain of it's gender and make snotty, know-it-all memes and tweets accordingly. I support Neil and his science-based approach!
Posted by: FishOrMan at December 26, 2020 05:33 AM (sZNtN)
Posted by: Igotnothing at December 26, 2020 12:57 PM (lTgSZ)
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