Jake Tapper: Ignore The Fact that Joe Biden Ran Nigh-Exclusively on a Promise to "Heal the Nation" and "Restore Our Norms." When His Senior Aids Call Republicans "Fuckers," That's Just Another Excuse to Attack... Trump

Biden made very few promises. One thing he claimed repeatedly is that "a president's words matter," and he sold himself as someone who would "heal" the nation and restore the "norms" that Trump had supposedly broken.

Biden's senior aide comes out calling Republicans "fuckers" and Jake Tapper -- who acted as a relentless campaign surrogate for the basement-bound Biden -- now says "Fuck you, deplorables, we're entitled to our vengeance."

So you know this smug c**t really meant it about all of his shrieking about Our Precious Norms.


Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 18, 2020 06:44 PM (E8JQx)

2 I'll call the corgis

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 18, 2020 06:45 PM (E8JQx)

3 1

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2020 06:45 PM (FhXTo)

4 Top 10

Posted by: motionview at December 18, 2020 06:45 PM (pYQR/)

5 Part of healing is squeezing the puss out.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 06:45 PM (lgiXo)

6 Jake you twit

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 18, 2020 06:45 PM (o1Use)

7 I really dont remember Trump or his people using the word fuckers to describe democrats.

Thieves, corrupt cowards, hypocrites, and criminals but not fuckers

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 18, 2020 06:47 PM (o1Use)

8 Mollie Hemingway is a National Treasure.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 18, 2020 06:47 PM (23YBZ)

9 I will forgive NOTHING!

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 18, 2020 06:47 PM (w7KSn)

10 Biden made very few promises. One thing he claimed repeatedly is that "a president's words matter," and he sold himself as someone who would ... restore the "norms" that Trump had supposedly broken.
++++++
Healing, no. But restoration of norms? Yeah, he will do that, G-d help us.

Government "norms" that Biden will happily reintroduce or strengthen:
- Opacity
- Unaccountability
- Contempt for the populace
- Unfettered power

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 18, 2020 06:47 PM (hYcqw)

11 Ya know. I'd really like it if the media could be believed occasionally

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 06:47 PM (lgiXo)

12 Strap in!...Put you ball gag on, Jake!

Posted by: BignJames at December 18, 2020 06:47 PM (AwYPR)

13 Joe Biden ran to keep him and his whole fucking carny family out of prison.

May have worked.......may have not.

Next up is death.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

14 Democrats lie about everything they claim to believe when said in public. Satan is more truthful, though still on their same side.

Posted by: Bete at December 18, 2020 06:48 PM (+Ccq4)

15 I cannot lie, the Left has twice the standards that we do.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 06:48 PM (rdbLX)

16 May their days be merry and bright

and may they all eat steaming piles of shit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 18, 2020 06:48 PM (oAY8z)

17 Mind you occasional believability would require careful thought.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 06:48 PM (lgiXo)

18 Quick Jake, activate the veteran force field.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 18, 2020 06:48 PM (Ezr0J)

19 Not going to like the next 4, no 36 years.

Posted by: Loki, watering thoroughly The Tree of Liberty at December 18, 2020 06:49 PM (o1Use)

20 My signature line speaks for me.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2020 06:49 PM (49KcP)

21
Has Jake Snapper done his veteran's salute pivot yet?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2020 06:49 PM (EGyGV)

22 The media is extremely dangerous. Until they are confronted in an unpleasant way by citizens, shit is just going to continue like it is.

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 06:50 PM (0jZnq)

23 fake yapper

Posted by: rozel at December 18, 2020 06:50 PM (EJ2Rs)

24 What's Tater's Take(tm) on this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2020 06:51 PM (DMUuz)

25 The stunning hypocrisy we're beginning to see from folks who were silent
for four years about vulgarities and hideous smears and more is going
to require seatbelts and various safety equipment. Strap in!


And by "strap in," Fake Fapper means "his sybian" or whatever that rocking chair thingy with the dildo was in that movie Burn After Reading was called.

He does his best work in that chair.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 06:51 PM (HaL55)

26 I'm a capitalist but it still aggravates the hell out of me that these national news readers get paid millions . Even the local news readers make six figures. They are all Ted Baxters.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

27 Turn off the television.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 18, 2020 06:53 PM (evxBY)

28 What's Tater's Take(tm) on this?


Two donuts. With sprinkles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 06:54 PM (HaL55)

29 heal like a dog

Posted by: you gotta be shittin me pyle at December 18, 2020 06:54 PM (er/ld)

30 For people who wondered whatthey media would filled their rage attacks on to keep people watching without Trump, well as Trump said it is going to be us, he was just in the way.

Posted by: Bete at December 18, 2020 06:54 PM (+Ccq4)

31 Top 35.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 18, 2020 06:54 PM (iEx0u)

32 24 What's Tater's Take(tm) on this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2020 06:51 PM (DMUuz)


Jelly donuts are a sandwich! Fight me!

Posted by: Tater Stelter - Spitting In The Face of A Diabetic Coma at December 18, 2020 06:54 PM (0QYMt)

33 comfortably smug scrunt

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

34 The first part of war is to destroy you opponents command and control communications.
The Democrats Propaganda ministry

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2020 06:55 PM (Cxk7w)

35 I don't see our President folding when we gave him a landslide victory. Especially when it would make America a Chinese vassal state and the thieves have already pledged to see him and his family die in prison.

The President can do whatever he needs to as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 18, 2020 06:55 PM (Ndje9)

36
And by "strap in," Fake Fapper means "his sybian" or whatever that rocking chair thingy with the dildo was in that movie Burn After Reading was called.

He does his best work in that chair.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 06:51 PM (HaL55)

--------

A dildo bolted to a mechanical bull is called a "Joel-O-Tron," after its inventor, Billy Joel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2020 06:55 PM (lJuMe)

37 My wife (Hi Jill!), Dr Biden of Education, assures me that FUCK is an olde English word and perfectly acceptible.

Posted by: Beatgirl at December 18, 2020 06:55 PM (a1s18)

38 Jake Fapper from State Farm

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 06:56 PM (nUhF0)

39 I've said it numerous times... Alpha targets are the media.

Sic 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2020 06:56 PM (3H9h1)

40 22 The media is extremely dangerous. Until they are confronted in an unpleasant way by citizens, shit is just going to continue like it is.

Can't be said often enough.
This needs to be the A#1 priority going forward.

Posted by: President Elect Lebron Horowitz at December 18, 2020 06:56 PM (UFgOG)

41 Fake Yapper, Semi-Literate TelePrompter Chimp.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (1YlHz)

42 They are all Ted Baxters.
Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

Ted Baxter was a Greek Oracle compared to the ass clowns you see on TV now.

"You got spunk Mary!"......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

43 How many people know that Biden got five draft deferments and eventually classified as 1-y for 'asthma' ?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (2DOZq)

44 Sorry for the link to HotFart, but I LOVE this.

I want AOC to run her mouth right into painful obscurity.

"Revenge of the moderate43s: AOC loses coveted Energy and Commerce committee seat"

https://tinyurl.com/y8jxlevr

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)

45 This is going to be hard for them. Really. It's easy to be the opposition. It's easy to sit back and rag on everything the people who make decision have to make.

Good luck to all the corporate media water carriers, you asked for Joe, and you got him. Him and the criminals and reprobates Team Obama is going to surround him with.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

46 I said this earlier but Dan Rather Medal needs to be an anvil and 10 feet of logging chain. Presented to a JounralList every day at high noon from the side of the Pennybacker Bridge.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

47 OT, TGIF !

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (zr5Kq)

48 We need to recruit cameramen and broadcast engineers so the handling of the media can be televised.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, thinking up booby traps at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (t1zLB)

49 Media delenda est

Posted by: vmom Trump Won! at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (nUhF0)

50 Hairyback, as I recall, it was Lou Grant (Ed Asner) who did the famous 'spunk' line on the 1970 pilot episode of Mary Tyler Moore.

"You know what you got? You got spunk."
(Mary smiles)
"I HATE spunk!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

51 43 How many people know that Biden got five draft deferments and eventually classified as 1-y for 'asthma' ?

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (2DOZq)

*raises hand sheepishly while looking for sniper*

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (JFO2v)

52 The media is extremely dangerous. Until they are confronted in an
unpleasant way by citizens, shit is just going to continue like it is.



Can't be said often enough.

This needs to be the A#1 priority going forward.


Is there not one bored, stoned teenager out there who can hack their computer system?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (HaL55)

53 heal like a dog
bark like a doctor

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (UDapT)

54 A representative government cannot endure when the representatives have contempt for those whom they are supposed to represent.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (f1dFA)

55 "You know what you got? You got spunk."
(Mary smiles)
"I HATE spunk!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

You are correct! That was the only line I remember from that show for some reason.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

56
No post-Thanksgiving "surge" in china flu?
How odd.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (mwpJN)

57 You know what you got? You got spunk."
(Mary smiles)
"I HATE spunk!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

Well she was never seen with a man. If a gal hangs out with a man you eventually gonna take spunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 18, 2020 07:00 PM (JFO2v)

58 @44...there is a school of thought that holds only moderate Ds can kill the hard left, and that the principal mission of the Biden/Harris years is to do just that.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 18, 2020 07:00 PM (evxBY)

59 You know what you got? You got spunk."
(Mary smiles)
"I HATE spunk!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

You are correct! That was the only line I remember from that show for some reason.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

I remember the death of Chuckles the Clown.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:01 PM (lgiXo)

60
Our Real enemy is the Media.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 18, 2020 07:01 PM (mwpJN)

61 rhenni, I know that the producers of Mary Tyler Moore *wanted* to portray Mary Richards as a divorcee, but network CBS gave them major grief and pushback about that. It was still considered too controversial in 1970.

The result was that Mary's previous life situation was never really discussed on the show, from what I recall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 07:01 PM (L2ZTs)

62 You know what you got? You got spunk."
(Mary smiles)
"I HATE spunk!!"

ED got you down, Lou?

Posted by: Beatgirl at December 18, 2020 07:01 PM (a1s18)

63 Jake, you incredibly ignorant slut!

Posted by: db at December 18, 2020 07:02 PM (E0PSG)

64 Jake Tapper?

Reminds me of that racist trash, Trevor Noah. And his crosswalk "joke."

Except in my case, if Tapper was actually in a crosswalk? Decisions, decisions, decisions.

But, bottom line? Roll with pigs? You will get slopped (with pigsh*t).

So, generally .... I tend to avoid rolling with them. Cuz well, Tapper just isn't worth twenty years. Nope (but a girl can dream).

So, the DNI report (with China), is now signed, sealed, and delivered (?).

We are now clear for takeoff. Straffing runs to begin in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: elmo at December 18, 2020 07:02 PM (FLMnD)

65
I see no moderate or hard left - just a bunch of Communists.

I think it's more of a battle between the ancient, decrepit Left, and the young Left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2020 07:02 PM (lJuMe)

66 heal like a dog
bark like a doctor

squeal like a pig

Posted by: dartist at December 18, 2020 07:03 PM (+ya+t)

67 Our Real enemy is the Media.



No shit. We need a new moniker for the now-ChiCom-controlled MSM. The term "PROGDA" isn't accurate anymore.

Now the MSM is controlled by the ChiComs. What do they call their state-controlled media, I wonder?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)

68 I don't care if Trevor Noah was a rocked ribbed conservative, he is one unfunny mother freaker.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (2DOZq)

69 @58 occam's brassiere-LMAO. Old school team Democrats that haven't been ass raped by reality.

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (0jZnq)

70 37 reminds me of the former UW head who went on to be a Dem bigwig who defended the use of cvnt by a football player, cause freedom of speech, and not wanting to hurt th football program.

Posted by: Bete at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (+Ccq4)

71 Every time they call for unity, I have two words:

Steele. Dossier.
or
Putin. Stooge.
or
Pee. Tape.
or
Insurance. Policy.
or
Fine. People.

when I really should be saying
F*ck. You.

Posted by: motionview at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (pYQR/)

72 How about we post a running repeat of Bill Maher calling, and then reiterating, Sarah Palin a CUNT.

Posted by: KyRoscoe at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (mErv0)

73 Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 06:57 PM (L2ZTs)


If AOC and her crew want to take control, they are going to need to have other representatives beholden to them, either for favors they can grant or money they can raise.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (0QYMt)

74 If Trump appointed himself president for life, I'd be fine with that.

Not Constitutional you say? Then I say the tattered remnants of the Constitution was thrown into the fire last week by the SC. There is no Constitutional Republic if it's decided that Biden won.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 07:04 PM (Fs5vw)

75 ....yet.

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:05 PM (0jZnq)

76 You are correct! That was the only line I remember from that show for some reason.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

"We have no gym and we have no pool,
but we have heart at Ted Baxter's Famous Broadcasters school!"

Posted by: Chuckles the Clown at December 18, 2020 07:05 PM (BBWrU)

77 You know what you got? You got spunk."
(Mary smiles)
"I HATE spunk!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 18, 2020 06:58 PM (L2ZTs)

You are correct! That was the only line I remember from that show for some reason.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 18, 2020 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

I remember the death of Chuckles the Clown.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:01 PM (lgiXo)

I remember Murray having enough money to break Ted's $100 bill. Running gag where Ted owes Murray $20 but when asked for his money Ted responds that he only has a $100 bill.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 18, 2020 07:05 PM (Ezr0J)

78 58 @44...there is a school of thought that holds only moderate Ds can kill the hard left, and that the principal mission of the Biden/Harris years is to do just that.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 18, 2020 07:00 PM (evxBY)


It's going to be interesting watching the difference between the rhetoric of the campaign (and the last four years), and what these Dems actually try to do.

I think there will be nibbling around the edges, for the most part, but no attempts at sweeping legislation, and it's going to burn up the fringe left.

In spite of EVERYTHING that got said these last few years, people like Pelousi and Shummer want them some status quo.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (hku12)

79 Whatever else happens, he will always remain a poster boy for the coup and an example to wannabe sycophants and traitors.

Posted by: Gilded at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (BRkq2)

80 So, generally .... I tend to avoid rolling with them. Cuz well, Tapper
just isn't worth twenty years. Nope (but a girl can dream).


You were momentarily distracted by the BLM/Antifa protest marching down the street towards your location and when your eyes went to the front again there he was, crossing against the light. You tried to brake, but in your panic hit the wrong pedal and accelerated, striking him and throwing him 120 feet only to be impaled on a forklift. It really wasn't your fault.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (SchxB)

81 Lemme see if I understand: Are we saying the "stunning hypocrisy" Fapper refers to is really his own stunning hypocrisy, right?

Because he really is a scummy little twat of the first order and can kick anyone's butt on hypocrisy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Hey! You can't do that here! at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (S5Hlb)

82 d-man was a visionary. and yet shunned.

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (g741k)

83 I've always wanted Chuck Schumer to die the same way Chuckles T. Clown did.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:07 PM (lgiXo)

84 Except in my case, if Tapper was actually in a crosswalk? Decisions, decisions, decisions.


I actually had Bill Clinton in the crosswalk in Nashua, NH in 1992.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 18, 2020 07:07 PM (Ezr0J)

85 The stunning hypocrisy we're beginning to see
from folks who were silent for four years about vulgarities and hideous
smears and more is going to require seatbelts and various safety
equipment. Strap in!
- Jake Tapper (@jaketapper)


That's pretty much what the Beast said about this. Odd how Fapper and the Beast say the same thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 07:08 PM (0YKx9)

86 "A little song, a little dance,
A little seltzer down your pants."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 07:08 PM (0QYMt)

87

31 days to Biden's inauguration.

Suck shit snowflakes


Posted by: MAGA losers at December 18, 2020 07:08 PM (2voGo)

88 Yoohoo! Yoohoo!

Posted by: aunt yoohoo at December 18, 2020 07:09 PM (UDapT)

89 I see no moderate or hard left - just a bunch of Communists.


I'd call them national socialists vs international ones, but yeah - its basically two vague groups each demanding "I GET MY SHARE OF THE LOOT FIRST"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 18, 2020 07:09 PM (qlFIA)

90
Scott Adams (Dilbert) is catching some Fake Outrage today for tweeting that we need to "control the streets" with "muscle" if we want to have legit elections again.

Fake outrage over Scott calling for "violence" has commenced. Next will be the demand for "condemnation" from Republican Shits and even Kayleigh McNanny on Monday, I'll guess.

This is the M.O. of the Left. This is how the Left makes us cowering cowards.

Fuck. Them.
Time to start cracking heads and not be shy about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 18, 2020 07:09 PM (mwpJN)

91 The Constitution is just an idea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2020 07:09 PM (3H9h1)

92 hey look it's Bolder Terlit Hobo

How many masks you wearing today , Karen?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 07:09 PM (7UBtI)

93 I finally found the one thing democrats are consistent with: hypocrisy!

Give them a hand, folks, because, who knew democrats could be consistent about anything?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

94 It really wasn't your fault.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (SchxB)


Do you have flash cards for sale?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (87oRe)

95 As expected, Friday 12/18/2020 has come and gone with ... nothing.

This is so fucking depressing.

This was never about getting rid of Trump-- it was about getting rid of us.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (aO8Gd)

96 why are you imbibing enemy media? Who cares what state media puppet jake says? why cover it?

THE LEFT ARE HYPOCRITES! yes we know. It's not an effective argument.

Posted by: DJ3Way at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (bhPL1)

97 I've always wanted Chuck Schumer to die the same way Chuckles T. Clown did.


Schumer will go out the same way as RBG.

Posted by: Beatgirl at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (a1s18)

98 Government "norms" that Biden will happily reintroduce or strengthen:

- Graft
- Opacity
- Graft
- Unaccountability
- Graft
- Contempt for the populace
- Graft
- Unfettered power
- Graft

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

FIFY.

Posted by: vice-president-elect mikeski at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (P1f+c)

99 Why can't Soros send over a troll with an IQ above 9 1/2?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (lgiXo)

100 Ted Baxter fixing his hair in the mirror over the Happy Homemaker's bed.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (UDapT)

101 Strap in. Strap on. The Strapper.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2020 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

102 So are dates now BT and AT?

Because this is some hard core Eternal Now shit.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 18, 2020 07:11 PM (GbPPJ)

103 MAGA loser doesn't realize that most of us think the inauguration of Joe will signal the final nail in the coffin of the republic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:11 PM (WEBkv)

104 @87..."31 days to Biden's inauguration"

You think Joe will make it?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 18, 2020 07:11 PM (evxBY)

105 They simply cannot believe we don't intend to make their lives as miserable as possible and destroy anyone connected to Biden. This ain't Bush, baby.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 18, 2020 07:12 PM (puu6v)

106 "d-man was a visionary. and yet shunned.
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (g741k) "

The times they are a-changin'!

Posted by: B Dylan at December 18, 2020 07:12 PM (87oRe)

107
Democrats will heal the nation -- by cutting out the cancer!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 18, 2020 07:13 PM (cP3Jg)

108 Biden's acceptance speech was a declaration of war.
So be it, asshole. I used to think he was a jovial dunce; now I think he's a stupid Tony Soprano. And DOCTOR Carmela is a criminal too.

Posted by: President-Elect pj at December 18, 2020 07:13 PM (qlTN9)

109 31 days.

Hahahahaha........

Posted by: Death at December 18, 2020 07:13 PM (R/m4+)

110 The smartest move Colorado voters ever made was seeing through boulder t hobo and recognizing that he is truly a worthless pos.

Posted by: Bete at December 18, 2020 07:13 PM (+Ccq4)

111 104 @87..."31 days to Biden's inauguration"

You think Joe will make it?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at December 18, 2020 07:11 PM (evxBY)

It's like a nursing home beauty pageant, when you think about it, with a filthy whore as first runner-up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 18, 2020 07:13 PM (puu6v)

112 MAGA loser doesn't realize that most of us think the inauguration of Joe will signal the final nail in the coffin of the republic.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:11 PM (WEBkv)


And we will act accordingly.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 07:14 PM (axyOa)

113 Stupid Joe's claim he will unite and heal this country is the biggest political lie ever told.

The second biggest political lie ever told is Stupid Joe's promise to manufacturing workers, farmers, small business owners, and many other groups that when he is President, when economic and trade issues are discussed, they - the little guy - will have a seat at the table.

In practice, the ones at the table who Joe will tell us are speaking for the little guy will be unions, Big Agriculture,the National Chamber of Commerce, and so on.

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 07:15 PM (AMIL/)

114 Today I used GOD's name in a profanity, as in g-d. Twice. I need some serious prayer that I not relapse into my old self. I don't want to be that person.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2020 07:15 PM (8bJHg)

115 For eight years the left called Bush "Bushitler," and a moron. They accused him of plotting 9/11, said he ignored the suffering of blacks in St. Louis, made movies about how he went to war for oil or to please his dad or movies where he was assisted. They were absolutely brutal to him.

But as soon as Obama was elected Jake & Co pretended that Americans had never previously criticized a president and that any attacks on Obama must be racially motivated.

Either Tapper is utterly stupid or completely lacking any kind of integrity and honor- or perhaps both.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 18, 2020 07:15 PM (BJKQV)

116 Why can't Soros send over a troll with an IQ above 9 1/2?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (lgiXo)

Eleven is the maximum they can field even with the new Zuckerberg augmented pay scale!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - Your Rulers Have Earned, And Deserve, Different Rules! at December 18, 2020 07:15 PM (87oRe)

117 They simply cannot believe we don't intend to make their lives as
miserable as possible and destroy anyone connected to Biden. This ain't
Bush, baby.


#BlockadeDC

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 07:15 PM (HaL55)

118 It would be far, far easier and more efficient, to create a "Safe List" of journalists/broadcasters, who should NOT be targeted in The Purge.

'Cause the baseline assumption going forward, is other than those on that "Safe List", the rest are at best, worthy of never being seen in print or on screen, ever again.

Any further adjudications or actions, I'll leave to those more qualified and suited to such dealings, than me.

But yeah, the overwhelming bulk of *all* media means us ill, and acts on that intent, each and every day.

Whatever befalls them, is that which they sent out into the world, falling back down to the earth, and landing squarely on their own heads.

Maybe they can write that into their "stories"?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 18, 2020 07:16 PM (QzJWU)

119 MAGA loser doesn't realize that most of us think the
inauguration of Joe will signal the final nail in the coffin of the
republic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:11 PM (WEBkv)

Yup. If Biden/Harris is allowed to take office, any moral justification for cooperating with government at any level in this "country" evaporates.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2020 07:17 PM (kOpft)

120 Why can't Soros send over a troll with an IQ above 9 1/2?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (lgiXo)

#9-1/2Weeks

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:17 PM (g741k)

121 I think there will be nibbling around the edges, for the most part, but no attempts at sweeping legislation, and it's going to burn up the fringe left.

In spite of EVERYTHING that got said these last few years, people like Pelousi and Shummer want them some status quo.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (hku12)
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Unless a GOP win in GA bails the Dems out, enabling the GOP to shortcircuit the Dem in-fighting by being a convenient scapegoat for their Dem allies.

Posted by: Gilded at December 18, 2020 07:17 PM (BRkq2)

122
me thinks that unity they are demanding we will shove up their ass


buncha Russia, Russia Russia mutha fukkas

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 18, 2020 07:17 PM (r4bSV)

123 Mentally unstable people celebrating an election they know was stolen. It doesn't get any more pitiful than that.

Posted by: Mr. Meeseeks, Look at me at December 18, 2020 07:18 PM (2DOZq)

124 I can't wait for good old Joe to take office.

First Barack Mugabe, now him.

I'm moving down again!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter, Soon to be 3rd worst President ever at December 18, 2020 07:18 PM (R/m4+)

125 Stupid Joe's claim he will unite and heal this country is the biggest political lie ever told.

Not to fuss too much, but the biggest political lie ever told is that Puddinhead O'Biden won the election. He did not win. The fraud is everywhere and too much for anybody to ignore without being rightfully called a nutcase.

No more excuses. Biden and the progs absolutely stole this election. He is not the president-elect.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy-Always believe what your TV says at December 18, 2020 07:19 PM (HaL55)

126 Biden on Newsmax, every word nothing but bullshit. Whew.

Posted by: dartist at December 18, 2020 07:19 PM (+ya+t)

127 In spite of EVERYTHING that got said these last few years, people like Pelousi and Shummer want them some status quo.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (hku12)



They are completely compromised. The Dems will do what their commie masters tell them to do.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)

128 Listening to Levin play Biden being interviewed by Colbert. Biden saying back in his younger days how he'd get physical with the people accusing his son of being a criminal.

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:20 PM (0jZnq)

129 At least they are not threatening to withhold life saving medicine from white people like Obama.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2020 07:20 PM (/Dgcm)

130 124 I can't wait for good old Joe to take office.

First Barack Mugabe, now him.

I'm moving down again!
Posted by: Jimmy Carter, Soon to be 3rd worst President ever at December 18, 2020 07:18 PM (R/m4+)

Ahem!

Posted by: Zombie James Buchanan at December 18, 2020 07:21 PM (Izzlo)

131 They are completely compromised. The Dems will do what their commie masters tell them to do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)
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As long as they have their dacha's, they won't care if the rest of us starve.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:21 PM (WEBkv)

132 They want us to heal from the wounds they gave us...FUCK THEM

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 18, 2020 07:21 PM (h1jJh)

133 Beaten wife syndrome...

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 18, 2020 07:22 PM (w7KSn)

134 They are completely compromised. The Dems will do what their commie masters tell them to do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)


Compromised? How? Shame, honor, consistency mean nothing to them. Just power. And Pelosi and Schumer can grant favors and make the money flow.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 07:22 PM (0QYMt)

135 Funny, he pays his wife's Bulls extra for a little smear.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 07:22 PM (QOrZ0)

136 Listening to Levin play Biden being interviewed by Colbert. Biden saying back in his younger days how he'd get physical with the people accusing his son of being a criminal.
Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:20 PM (0jZnq)
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Yeah, it's easy for someone who has a security detail to be a "tough guy."

Put him one on one with anybody with some size or skills, let's see how tough he talks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:23 PM (WEBkv)

137 In 2 days I have received 9 different full color, photograph quality flyers for Warnock and Ossoff campaigns in my mailbox. Fuckerburg money I guess.


I have received 2-3 flyers apiece all week for Loeffler and Perdue.


I wish there was a way they could all lose.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 07:23 PM (7UBtI)

138 I have a seaking suspicion that Cancer was the only thing that kept Beau Biden from being an embarassment, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2020 07:24 PM (QOrZ0)

139 Late to the last post...

"It couldn't happen here."

Um, it just did happen here.

Posted by: InCali at December 18, 2020 07:24 PM (9AFWN)

140 Listening to Levin play Biden being interviewed by Colbert. Biden saying back in his younger days how he'd get physical with the people accusing his son of being a criminal.
Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:20 PM (0jZnq)

Did his stroll down memory lane include recollections of the time before he shit himself regularly?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 18, 2020 07:24 PM (puu6v)

141 Listening to Levin play Biden being interviewed by Colbert. Biden saying back in his younger days how he'd get physical with the people accusing his son o0f being a criminal.
Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:20 PM

Where does this guy who's never done a single useful thing in his life get the impression he's tough?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)

142 I have already promised to show biden the same respekt that was shown to President Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 07:25 PM (wf5ik)

143 67 Backwards Boy Now the MSM is controlled by the ChiComs. What do they call their state-controlled media, I wonder?

In China the commie party newspaper is The Global Times". BTW, they endorsed Biden for President. So now you know why the MSM said nothing about that, and is screaming Russia, Russia, Russia.
It would not surprise me at all if this Solar Winds Hack was Chinese in origin.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 07:25 PM (cCxiu)

144 As expected, Friday 12/18/2020 has come and gone with ... nothing.

This is so fucking depressing.


Of course it has. There is no Steiner, there is no Insurrection Act, there is no magic solution. Stinkfinger will take the oath on January 20.

This was never about getting rid of Trump-- it was about getting rid of us.
Posted by: RoyalOil at December 18, 2020 07:10 PM (aO8Gd)


I wouldn't say "getting rid of us." They need us to finance their lunacy and FSA. It's about demoralizing us, silencing us and keeping us so hemmed in by masks, shutdowns and massive LEO tyranny that we will cower and obey.

And frankly, if there isn't massive civil unrest on January 20, I think their gamble has paid off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 07:25 PM (2JVJo)

145 I have already promised to show biden the same respekt that was shown to President Trump.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 07:25 PM (wf5ik)

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President Obama at least won an election.

Biden won nothing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (WEBkv)

146 50
Hairyback, as I recall, it was Lou Grant (Ed Asner) who did the famous
'spunk' line on the 1970 pilot episode of Mary Tyler Moore.



"You know what you got? You got spunk."

(Mary smiles)

"I HATE spunk!!"Posted by: qdpsteve
Ed Asner also had a hairy back. And I've never seen the two of you in the same sauna.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (LBiyC)

147
Compromised? How? Shame, honor, consistency mean nothing to them. Just power. And Pelosi and Schumer can grant favors and make the money flow.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy a Monotonous Languor, get an Enormous Ennui half off at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 07:22 PM (0QYMt)


And they'll use all of it against us. Everyone needs to start planning for being poor. They'll be coming after everything we own or have earned.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (Fs5vw)

148 "...uckerburg money I guess. "

How does a nice jewish boy support one of the biggest anti-semites in contemporary politics?"

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (w7KSn)

149 @KanekoaTheGreat 2h [thread]

An unbiased by-county analysis of over 3000 U.S. counties shows Joe Biden received 5.6% more votes in counties using Dominion Voting Systems. If a network system of computers was used to fraudulently affect vote counts ... the results would look exactly like this.

In the first graph, we see Biden's actual 2020 election results. The blue line is our center "prediction" line. [Approximately] Half the counties should be above the blue line & half below.

We obtained data from the U.S. Election Assistance Commission showing the voting machines used by each county. Compare this graph with the same data, except this time limited to counties using Dominion. This time the [vast] majority of counties (78%) are ABOVE the prediction line.

Posted by: Fixed & Rigged at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (BBWrU)

150 hey look it's Bolder Terlit Hobo

How many masks you wearing today , Karen?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 07:09 PM (7UBtI)


Of all the heel turns this was the most unexpected.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2020 07:27 PM (y7DUB)

151 Seen a few connections of Dominion and China

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2020 07:27 PM (Cxk7w)

152 @136 blake - semi lurker-I think back to that union electrician that Biden got salty with when confronted about guns. If it were me I would have challenged him to a fist to cuff right there......and of course screwed myself at ever getting a job again through my local.

Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:27 PM (0jZnq)

153 President Obama at least won an election.

Biden won nothing.




Yep. To have honestly lost to the ghost of Joe Biden would have made me sad for the state of the electorate. But this clumsy theft has just left me feeling murderous.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

154 President Obama at least won an election.

really ? how would we know ?

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:28 PM (g741k)

155 I wouldn't say "getting rid of us." They need us to finance their
lunacy and FSA. It's about demoralizing us, silencing us and keeping us
so hemmed in by masks, shutdowns and massive LEO tyranny that we will
cower and obey.



And frankly, if there isn't massive civil unrest on January 20, I think their gamble has paid off.
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Except for the part where masks, shutdowns, and order enforcement (because we need to stop pretending that this government's rules rise to the moral level of laws) destroy any ability we have to finance their lunacy.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2020 07:28 PM (kOpft)

156 I think back to that union electrician that Biden got salty with when confronted about guns. If it were me I would have challenged him to a fist to cuff right there......and of course screwed myself at ever getting a job again through my local.
Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:27 PM (0jZnq)

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Joe has a history of flying off the handle when he's challenged. Yet, PDT was not to be trusted with the Nuclear Codes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (WEBkv)

157 President Obama at least won an election.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (WEBkv)


I'm not so sure of that anymore.

Posted by: Justsayin' at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (Fs5vw)

158 Twitter tough guys are the baddest motherfuckers in social media.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (WOYcU)

159 Compromised? How?
Posted by: Mikey NTH




Bought.
And if they don't stay bought, dead.
CCP is like Homie the Clown. They don't play.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (wf5ik)

160 If 1 Dominion voting machine in Michigan had a algorithm they all do

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (Cxk7w)

161 @KanekoaTheGreat 2h [thread]



An unbiased by-county analysis of over 3000 U.S. counties shows Joe
Biden received 5.6% more votes in counties using Dominion Voting
Systems. If a network system of computers was used to fraudulently affect vote counts ... the results would look exactly like this.



In the first graph, we see Biden's actual 2020 election results. The
blue line is our center "prediction" line. [Approximately] Half the
counties should be above the blue line half below.



We obtained data from the U.S. Election Assistance Commission
showing the voting machines used by each county. Compare this graph with
the same data, except this time limited to counties using Dominion.
This time the [vast] majority of counties (78%) are ABOVE the prediction
line.

Posted by: Fixed Rigged at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (BBWrU)



Dominion Employee of the Year to tell us it's lies all lies in 3...2...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (+lYVL)

162 142 I have already promised to show biden the same respekt that was shown to President Trump.


Ah, my newest venture
1.) Getcher "Not My President" and "Beijing Biden" T shirts and Mugs right here.
2.) Cha Ching!3.) Buy MOAR Guns and Ammosomething, something11.) Rule the World.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (cCxiu)

163 157 President Obama at least won an election.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

I'm not so sure of that anymore.
Posted by: Justsayin'

Me neither.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (Rvt88)

164 was that really toilet hobo ? 'rona broke a lot of people. in my family even.

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:29 PM (g741k)

165 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis

-
He just appears to be drooling, brain damaged idiot. Actually, he's King President Elect Kong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 07:30 PM (+y/Ru)

166 Of all the heel turns this was the most unexpected.

***********

Anyone who has ever visited Boulder in Fuckarado would have seen this coming.

The only place more renowned for fucking your mind over with lefty brainwashing is Fremont near Seattle.

Posted by: Illegitimate Offspring of Scrooge and The Grinch at December 18, 2020 07:30 PM (Vcoyy)

167 what in Bidens head makes him such a tough guy?

his most buff self was what? 150 pounds?

a gym rat he is not

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 18, 2020 07:30 PM (r4bSV)

168 President Obama at least won an election.

really ? how would we know ?
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:28 PM (g741k)
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McCain threw the election when he stopped campaigning and flew back to Washington to vote for TARP.

Romney, well, I think a lot of people looked at Romney, went, "Smarmy phony" and decided to stick with the smarmy phony already in office.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:31 PM (WEBkv)

169 When you consider that these election tampering machines have been with us for several election cycles, you have to be suspicious...

Posted by: attila the increasingly peevish at December 18, 2020 07:31 PM (w7KSn)

170 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis


HAHAHAHAHA but I've been drinking.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:31 PM (lgiXo)

171 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis


Her "Thesis" speaks for itself.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

172 BREAKING: Sarah Fuller's uniform inducted into College Football Hall of Fame!

Posted by: And the helmet too at December 18, 2020 07:32 PM (BBWrU)

173

I got morals


I atttack republicans every chance they need me

Posted by: mitt romney at December 18, 2020 07:32 PM (r4bSV)

174 Listening to Levin play Biden being interviewed by Colbert. Biden saying back in his younger days how he'd get physical with the people accusing his son o0f being a criminal.
Posted by: JROD at December 18, 2020 07:20 PM

Where does this guy who's never done a single useful thing in his life get the impression he's tough?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at December 18, 2020 07:25 PM (lgiXo)


Back during the Clarence Thomas hearings my biggest question was "why hasn't anyone called this asshole out?" And it still remains so to this day. One of the GOP's biggest failings is not knowing the first thing to do with blowhards like Sundown. Failure Theater every fucking day.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2020 07:32 PM (y7DUB)

175 BREAKING: Sarah Fuller's uniform inducted into College Football Hall of Fame!

Next up they'll find out who's pro jersey she wears as a fan and retire that player's number.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at December 18, 2020 07:33 PM (SchxB)

176 165 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis

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He just appears to be drooling, brain damaged idiot. Actually, he's King President Elect Kong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2020 07:30 PM (+y/Ru)

Unlike her husband, we know Dr. Jill didn't plagiarize because nothing that fucking illiterate would have been accepted from any one other than a homewrecker fucking a politically connected cretin.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 18, 2020 07:33 PM (puu6v)

177 Romney is financially connected to the same company that provided the election machines that gave him the primary win prior to being senator.

Gee why is he so adamantly opposed to investigating any allegations of election fraud?

Posted by: Illegitimate Offspring of Scrooge and The Grinch at December 18, 2020 07:34 PM (Vcoyy)

178 >>what in Bidens head makes him such a tough guy?

his most buff self was what? 150 pounds?

a gym rat he is not



dang straight! now stand back and watch me curl this 15 pounder!



Posted by: Obama pumping iron with silver dumbells at December 18, 2020 07:34 PM (r4bSV)

179 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis
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Leave my wife's testes out of this!

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 18, 2020 07:34 PM (GBHAb)

180 Any of you gonna stop me from eating these most delicious winternacht cookie-wafers ?

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)

181 Again, at this point, I just want to see dead bodies.

Posted by: InCali at December 18, 2020 07:35 PM (9AFWN)

182 >>BREAKING: Sarah Fuller's uniform inducted into College Football Hall of Fame!



dibs and her jock strap!!

Posted by: moron #58741 at December 18, 2020 07:35 PM (r4bSV)

183 172 BREAKING: Sarah Fuller's uniform inducted into College Football Hall of Fame!
Posted by: And the helmet too



Well Vanderbilt has to cheer for something this year. It sure ain't the football team.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2020 07:35 PM (bgFXn)

184 Did anyone consider yelling nood last time?

Posted by: HouseTroll at December 18, 2020 07:35 PM (3N86L)

185 Any of you gonna stop me from eating these most delicious winternacht cookie-wafers ?
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)
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Maybe I could swap you a slice of lemon cake slathered in homemade buttercream frosting?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (WEBkv)

186 @KanekoaTheGreat 2h [thread]
An unbiased by-county analysis of over 3000 U.S. counties shows Joe
Biden received 5.6% more votes in counties using Dominion Voting
Systems. If a network system of computers was used to fraudulently affect vote counts ... the results would look exactly like this.

PDF report: https://tinyurl.com/y9zlofv2

Posted by: It's not Fraud if MSM doesn't say so at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (BBWrU)

187 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis

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On the bright side, what's coming will be a lot funnier than the fall of Rome.

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

188
You poor cucked snowflakes.

There's a purge coming and you're all high on the list. Enjoy the camps we're preparing

Posted by: MAGA losers at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (2voGo)

189 Maybe I could swap you a slice of lemon cake slathered in homemade buttercream frosting?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (WEBkv)


don't like frosting, sorry

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

190 171 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis



Thats because Joe doesn't know what a thesis is and thinks they are attacking Jill's sister. You know..... the sis

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (cCxiu)

191 8. "Mollie Hemingway is a National Treasure."


She is, sometimes I wonder about her husband. Maybe they have an understanding but every time some putz goes after her on Twitter she has hundreds of loyal followers that tears them to shreds, everybody but her husband. He seems to want to play nice with the Stephens Hayes's and Jonah Goldberg's of the beltway elite.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 18, 2020 07:37 PM (qH6FZ)

192 rickb223 @ I agree on your 'respect earned/respect given' concept. I solemnly swear and avow that biden will get the exact same respect as I accorded ubama. As a matter of strict fact the amount of respect I give biden will dwarf the respect the democommies gave GWB and president Trump put together. You will be able to see this respect from Uranus.

Posted by: Eromero at December 18, 2020 07:37 PM (8bJHg)

193 172 BREAKING: Sarah Fuller's uniform inducted into College Football Hall of Fame!
Posted by: And the helmet too

Bread and circuses indeed.

Posted by: Infidel at December 18, 2020 07:37 PM (ImqD9)

194

Oh my goodness, MUH VULGARITIES.

Did this simpering dweeb ignore all of Big Joe Biden's verbal threats out on the campaign trail?

Oh right its DOCTOR Jill Biden time

They just don't care how stupid they look.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 18, 2020 07:38 PM (lg/F7)

195 I would really like to see a special NFL game where one team consists of ex-cons and the other team consists of women and soyboys named hobo.

Posted by: Illegitimate Offspring of Scrooge and The Grinch at December 18, 2020 07:38 PM (Vcoyy)

196 There's a purge coming and you're all high on the list.



I know we have been ignoring the subliterate, but I cannot lie, this make me chuckle out loud.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

197 This seems to be working so far, so good.

Posted by: HouseTroll at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (3N86L)

198 Gentlemen, bet you all want to see your little girls grow up to be football players, no ?

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)

199 President Obama at least won an election.

really ? how would we know ?
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:28 PM (g741k)


His first election win was at least credible - Two terms of one party LIVs get bored and want to give the other side try. Not that I found him charismatic, but a lot of people did. They also did a very good job covering his questionable past, right down to his racist commie preacher.
Not that they didn't cheat. They always do. But at least it was a credible win.

Second term reelection - sketchy.
But flip side it looks like Romney - Ryan threw it.


This time it was so skeevy that it would be more credible fro bank robbers to back up a panel truck to the front doors and wheel out bins of cash while the some of the gang holds up sheets so bystanders cannot 'see' what was going on...And then crooked judges claim that their is no way to tell where the cash really came from so there is no 'evidence' the bank was even robbed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (/Dgcm)

200 I hope--and think he might--Trump sets up a shadow government and continually blasts the pretenders in the Imperial City until it falls.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (puu6v)

201 149 @KanekoaTheGreat 2h [thread]

An unbiased by-county analysis of over 3000 U.S. counties shows Joe Biden received 5.6% more votes in counties using Dominion Voting Systems. If a network system of computers was used to fraudulently affect vote counts ... the results would look exactly like this.

In the first graph, we see Biden's actual 2020 election results. The blue line is our center "prediction" line. [Approximately] Half the counties should be above the blue line & half below.

We obtained data from the U.S. Election Assistance Commission showing the voting machines used by each county. Compare this graph with the same data, except this time limited to counties using Dominion. This time the [vast] majority of counties (78%) are ABOVE the prediction line.

Posted by: Fixed & Rigged at December 18, 2020 07:26 PM (BBWrU)


I wish I could ask any election official in AZ, PA, WI, MI, and GA (or any state, for that matter) this question: "Do you perform independent verification and validation of the hardware and software of your voting and vote tabulation machines and of your various vote tabulation and record-keeping systems?"

I am sure they wouldn't have a clue what I was asking. That is a problem.

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (AMIL/)

202 Ol' Yeller is scorching Colbert for that marshmallow interview with Sundown and Dour Jill.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (y7DUB)

203 195 The Cowboys of the mid 90s did there best to fulfill the first part of your wish.

Posted by: Bete at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (+Ccq4)

204 President Obama at least won an election.

Biden won nothing.



C'mon now. He did win Senator of a suburb in Philadelphia; Delaware.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2020 07:40 PM (bgFXn)

205 I know we have been ignoring the subliterate, but I cannot lie, this make me chuckle out loud.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:38 PM (yQpMk)


Right? "Herp derp, you're high on the list!!!11!"

Dickbag has no idea what I'm high on.



It's bath salts.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2020 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

206 Oh, come now... Nobody here is important to be high on the list. By the time they get around to us, they'll have dispensed with lists and moved on to quotas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2020 07:40 PM (lJuMe)

207 Michelle Obama's and Jill Biden's theses have probably been enshrined at the Smithsonian.

'Historic', said one curator, 'Fantastic', said another, 'Complete bullshit', said a now-former curator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2020 07:40 PM (pK7cg)

208 I hope--and think he might--Trump sets up a shadow government and continually blasts the pretenders in the Imperial City until it falls.



I'm still waiting on the proscription lists and seeing who might be within my reach.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

209 Gentlemen, bet you all want to see your little girls grow up to be football players, no ?
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)


Wasn't that a country song? Or am I thinking of something else?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2020 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

210 don't like frosting, sorry
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)
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Well, I guess you just have to eat the cookies.

I know it will be a sacrifice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:41 PM (WEBkv)

211 Any of you gonna stop me from eating these most delicious winternacht cookie-wafers ?
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:34 PM (zr5Kq)

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Leave the gun. Take the cookie-wafers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2020 07:41 PM (kTF2Z)

212 BREAKING: Sarah Fuller's uniform inducted into College Football Hall of Fame!
Posted by: And the helmet too at December 18, 2020 07:32 PM (BBWrU)


Why stop there, rename the Heisman for her as well.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 18, 2020 07:41 PM (8k7U7)

213 we could run congress members through Dominion with the setting as Trump and see if they like 5.9% less pay

Posted by: will choose a nic later at December 18, 2020 07:41 PM (r4bSV)

214 There's a purge coming and you're all high on the list.

Excellent!

I could never get on the list at CBGBs, so this is almost as good!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2020 07:41 PM (2JVJo)

215 Biden gets the same respect from me that Trapper gave PDT.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 07:41 PM (axyOa)

216

We're definitely going to enjoy taking your weapons from your cold dead hands.

Posted by: MAGA losers at December 18, 2020 07:42 PM (2voGo)

217 I am sure they wouldn't have a clue what I was asking. That is a problem.
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (AMIL/)

They'd probably point you to some bureaucrat who can show you an expired certification for something vaguely related, and then run with that.

Posted by: DEBUNKED!! at December 18, 2020 07:42 PM (BBWrU)

218 In spite of EVERYTHING that got said these last few years, people like Pelousi and Shummer want them some status quo.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 07:06 PM (hku12)


They are completely compromised. The Dems will do what their commie masters tell them to do.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 07:19 PM (axyOa)


Exactly. The status quo.

And it isn't going to look all that different than it did when Mitch held the Senate and Paul Ryan held the House.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2020 07:42 PM (hku12)

219 we could run congress members through Dominion with the setting as Trump and see if they like 5.9% less pay


I'd rather run them through the woodchipper.

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

220 Old Jake the Fake just sat down on a spinning rotary lawn mower named Mollie Hemingway.

Posted by: Wade Hampton at December 18, 2020 07:42 PM (BIHou)

221
196 There's a purge coming and you're all high on the list.







I know we have been ignoring the subliterate, but I cannot lie, this make me chuckle out loud.

Hey I'm not high yet. Don't bogart that list, pass it over to me.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at December 18, 2020 07:42 PM (cCxiu)

222 Sarah Fuller's uniform played better than the rest of the team.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 07:43 PM (0QYMt)

223 196. There's a purge coming and you're all high on the list.





Francis "Psycho" Sawyer is here.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 18, 2020 07:44 PM (+lYVL)

224 Boy, the troll is really a manly man. All troll, and no bridge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2020 07:44 PM (pK7cg)

225 so many cold dead hands...

Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

226 Id like to think Im high on the list of gorgeous sexy Christina Hendricks lookalikes who need me to be a human bra for them.

Posted by: Illegitimate Offspring of Scrooge and The Grinch at December 18, 2020 07:44 PM (Vcoyy)

227 I'd rather run them through the woodchipper.
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

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Do you, perchance, have a newsletter to which I may subscribe?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2020 07:44 PM (kTF2Z)

228 187 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis

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On the bright side, what's coming will be a lot funnier than the fall of Rome.

Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2020 07:36 PM (Izzlo)


An enterprising reporter should ask Jill, "How many doctoral candidate theses and published research papers have noted your thesis as a primary reference?"

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2020 07:44 PM (AMIL/)

229 Gentlemen, bet you all want to see your little girls grow up to be football players, no ?
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)



My granddaughter is 16 and can already hit field goals from 35 yards out. 10 for 10.
And she's hawt too.
But she'll stick to soccer until they let a tranny on the team.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2020 07:45 PM (axyOa)

230 BREAKING REPORT: Kevin McCarthy Says DNI John Ratcliffe Delivered the Elections Intel Briefing that was Due Today

I swear Gateway Pundit better be right on this or I am going to personally kick Jim Hoft in the teeth.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 07:45 PM (7UBtI)

231 There are Dominion employees who need to be indicted.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2020 07:45 PM (Cxk7w)

232 Wasn't that a country song? Or am I thinking of something else?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2020 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

yes !

Let me see..

"Mamas, don't let your girl babies grow up to be football players..", etc.

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

233 Maga fool doesn't realize that if it comes to that, it will also wind up either digging a canal or sitting in a camp, too.

Gad, these idiots just don't get there's a long history of this kind of thing and it never ends well for those who think they're useful to the new regime.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:45 PM (WEBkv)

234 "Mamas, don't let your girl babies grow up to be football players..", etc.
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)


That's the one.

Do we have a karaoke machine around here?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2020 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

235 Well, I guess you just have to eat the cookies.

I know it will be a sacrifice.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 18, 2020 07:41 PM (WEBkv)


If you must, you must...

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

236 New "Quarantine Cafe" thread.

Posted by: gdgm+ at December 18, 2020 07:46 PM (HyPy9)

237 That's the one.

Do we have a karaoke machine around here?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 18, 2020 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

ace does, but no one can touch it

Posted by: runner at December 18, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

238 Gad, these idiots just don't get there's a long history of this kind of thing and it never ends well for those who think they're useful to the new regime.
Posted by: blake
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Robespierre at December 18, 2020 07:46 PM (pK7cg)

239 225 so many cold dead hands...
Posted by: G'rump928(C) at December 18, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

So many dead communists, warm, mostly.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 18, 2020 07:47 PM (puu6v)

240 I swear Gateway Pundit better be right on this or I am going to personally kick Jim Hoft in the teeth.

*********

Hoft is only right once a year but he seems to be about due now.

Posted by: Illegitimate Offspring of Scrooge and The Grinch at December 18, 2020 07:47 PM (Vcoyy)

241 200
I hope--and think he might--Trump sets up a shadow government and
continually blasts the pretenders in the Imperial City until it falls.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

I hope--and I think he might--Trump wins this. Because if he doesn't the Dem AG, US A, and Judges (Yes, I'm looking at you Berman Jackson) will make sure that he'll be doing his shadow governmenting from a jail cell. Which is why I also think he will win this, because his plan does not rely on squishy GOPe or Judges/Justices.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 18, 2020 07:47 PM (LBiyC)

242 that can't be toilet hobo, he was more articulate. I would expect better worded insults.

Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:47 PM (g741k)

243 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Robespierre at December 18, 2020 07:46 PM (pK7cg)
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And me.

Posted by: Ernst Roehm at December 18, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)

244 >> BREAKING REPORT: Kevin McCarthy Says DNI John Ratcliffe Delivered the Elections Intel Briefing that was Due Today

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 07:45 PM (7UBtI)


The GP report says the briefing was on Swalwell, not the election

https://tinyurl.com/ybn9q2uj

Posted by: DJ at December 18, 2020 07:48 PM (O3/K+)

245 Sarah Fuller's uniform played better than the rest of the team.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Chestnuts Roasted at The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2020 07:43 PM (0QYMt)
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Reminds me of the Bill Cosby routine where he was sitting on the bench for Temple. The coach calls him over and he's all excited because he thinks he's going to play, but the coach wants him to give his jersey to another guy who tore his.

So Cos started rooting for his jersey.

And his jersey scored!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 18, 2020 07:48 PM (Uhu8A)

246 I hope--and I think he might--Trump wins this. Because if he doesn't the Dem AG, US A, and Judges (Yes, I'm looking at you Berman Jackson) will make sure that he'll be doing his shadow governmenting from a jail cell. Which is why I also think he will win this, because his plan does not rely on squishy GOPe or Judges/Justices.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 18, 2020 07:47 PM (LBiyC)

There's been quite a few highly successful leaders who ran shadow governments from jail cells. Initally.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at December 18, 2020 07:50 PM (puu6v)

247 Did Trump's meeting with Acting Secdef Miller wrap up yet.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 18, 2020 07:51 PM (LBiyC)

248 that can't be toilet hobo, he was more articulate. I would expect better worded insults.
Posted by: BoyleHeights at December 18, 2020 07:47 PM (g741k)


Ordinarily I'd agree with that but he was just a parody of himself about the rona, about which I still haven't seen people dying in the streets.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2020 07:51 PM (y7DUB)

249 Tell me there's an Abrams being gold plated for Trump at Andrews.
With multiple flags and a platform.

Posted by: DaveA at December 18, 2020 07:51 PM (FhXTo)

250 We're definitely going to enjoy taking your weapons from your cold dead hands.
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'We're'...?

Heh. That's rich.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 18, 2020 07:51 PM (pK7cg)

251 nood - cafe

Posted by: Gilded at December 18, 2020 07:53 PM (BRkq2)

252 187 Jill Biden Says She's Holding Joe Back From Fighting Back On Attacks Against Her Thesis
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She stomped on his foot?

Posted by: Gilded at December 18, 2020 07:59 PM (BRkq2)

253 The GP report says the briefing was on Swalwell, not the election

https://tinyurl.com/ybn9q2uj



Posted by: DJ


That's it I'm done.


Fuck you Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at December 18, 2020 08:02 PM (7UBtI)

254 (delurk) Late to the game I know but I just found this on minds and it deserves a wider audience. The guy only got two 'likes' fer criminy sakes! I guess that speaks to Minds' reach. Anyway I thought it was worth a read. Maybe some Morons (and 'ettes!) will feel the same.
(lurk shields up)

Posted by: Nick Danger Third Eye at December 18, 2020 08:10 PM (c1JKE)

255 We're definitely going to enjoy taking your weapons from your cold dead hands.
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'We're'...?

Heh. That's rich.

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Cold dead hands is better than steaming fresh corpse.
Might even be from natural causes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2020 08:11 PM (/Dgcm)

256 Only half way through the thread. But some good laughs there. Much needed, that's for dddang sure.

Everytime I see Chuckie, saying: "today Georgia, tomorrow the world." I cringe the cringe of all cringes. And all I can think of, is the K word. And I'm Jewish.

Commie Monkey Gavin Newsom, is on the TV today. Singing in the Covid 19 vaccine, distribution by race choir.

And in thus, I have to admit, if I was at the crosswalk, waiting for the light to change?

I wouldn't be able to stop myself. Nope. Heck, I might even putter' into reverse. Just to be sure.

Posted by: elmo at December 18, 2020 08:13 PM (ViGAX)

257 Whatabout your whataboutism, Fapper?

Posted by: Anotheranon at December 18, 2020 08:22 PM (jULlp)

258 When is Tapper's next book signing?

Posted by: OCBill at December 18, 2020 09:44 PM (Ij9pi)

259 Am I the only one who bothered to check the troll's arithmetic? It is NOT 31 days to the inauguration - or reinauguration, as the case may be. When midnight comes, and that's still almost 2 hours away, it will still be 32.5 days away, so right now it's closer to 33 than 32. Only a moron who can't handle arithmetic or calendars or both could say it's 31. (Today's the 18th, so 13 more days in December + 19 full days in January makes 32, plus the first half of the 20th of January makes 32.5 days from midnight tonight to noon on (Re)Inauguration Day.) Not that anyone here except the troll needed the part I put in parentheses.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 18, 2020 10:07 PM (J0HYW)

260 Ah Jake--aiming to be a cockholster for Hunter Biden--and maybe he'll give the old man a chance as well.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 18, 2020 10:23 PM (NVDjf)

261 Yeah, let me tell you something about Jake.

Some years ago he and I had a conversation. This was back when he still had a patina of credibility. We spoke at length about how, when I was a child, I was sexually molested. Fast forward to yesterday.

One of his Twitter followers who is part of a gaggle of fangirls begged his attention because she wanted him to say how awesome her screeching at her teacher was and I said she sounded like an unhinged lunatic. After some back and forth he finally chimed in saying, 'Hey gang - just mute the haters, they thrive on any attention even negative. Maybe bad childhoods? Pick a tie color"

Maybe? That fucking asshole. If I ever see him in person I'm going to knock him on his ass.

Posted by: Colonel32 at December 19, 2020 02:10 AM (j25AD)

262 What vulgarities and hideous smears?
Seriously.

Are we going back to when he called Rosie a slob or pig or something?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 19, 2020 08:36 AM (uc+oy)

263 media delenda est. But how?

Posted by: vivi at December 19, 2020 09:08 AM (USW1s)

264 261 - I remember Larry Flynt offered cash bounties for dirt on Republicans. I wonder if Jake Tapper wouldn't take 'no' for an answer on a date in college?

Posted by: vivi at December 19, 2020 09:12 AM (USW1s)

265 For some unknown reason the Democrats believe they are better people... "when they go Low we go High" Michelle Obama.

This is just a continuation of that belief. It was never about the actual word used, it was about calling their opponents F#$%ers while virtue signaling that they would unite the country.

Posted by: adk46er at December 19, 2020 12:11 PM (Dk6GG)

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