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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (10/4/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Let me be clear - when the market for airplanes comes back, Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state. Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)


Quote III

We are aware of the situation regarding Jarron Jones. We are gathering all of the details of these disturbing allegations, but we will not comment any further at this time.Steelers general manager Kevin Colbert


Guess I missed this on the pregame shows. Oh, that's right I have given up the NFL.


Quote III

“For Mitch McConnell to go ahead with the hearing endangers the safety of not only senators, but staff on the Hill. There is no reason on God’s green earth why this shouldn’t be delayed,” Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)


Quote IV


“We’ve long assumed that we’d achieved gender equality,” Thorning-Schmidt said in a phone interview. “And because of that, we assumed that there’s probably no sexual harassment.” Helle Thorning-Schmidt, a former prime minister and the first woman ever to lead Denmark’s government

Quote V

“And we assert ourselves as the most powerful nation on earth because otherwise you know who will? The country that attacked us, China. And they attacked us with this, believe me,”

“I hold them responsible for what happened to my president the day before yesterday and everybody else.”Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giulaiani

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"Those people" have treated him and his wife with utter disdain. Good on old Donny Two-Scoops for his latest move.

The White House Correspondent’s association was furious after President Trump drove by supporters outside Walter Reed without informing them.

WHCA President Zeke Miller said in a statement “It is outrageous for the president to have left the hospital — even briefly — amid a health crisis without a protective pool present to ensure that the American people know where their president is and how he is doing.”

He added “Now more than ever, the American public deserves independent coverage of the president so they can be reliably informed about his health.”


Hey Zeke, #LearnToCode you retard.

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What we didn't see before Tuesday's Presidential Debate in Cleveland.

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Making his patients cluck like chickens wasn't enough. Hypnotist wants to be a urologist.

FAIRFIELD, N.J. — A New Jersey hypnotist was arrested after subjecting patients to illegal prostate exams, investigators said.

The Essex County Prosecutor’s Office said patients would visit Robert Bruckner, 55, for hypnotherapy sessions and he would perform the exams, WCBS reported. It is unclear if the patients were under hypnosis during the exams.

Bruckner, who is not a licensed doctor, owns Major Mindset Hypnosis Counseling. He offers services to adults, teens and children.


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RIP former St. Louis Cardinal pitcher, Bob Gibson.


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We went out for dinner last night with friends. Yes, Wisconsin isn't completely locked down because of the Kung Flu. (Us denizens of the "Frozen Tundra" are much tougher than our Madison pussy overlords) One of our friends is a retired detective. He stated anyone who wants to become a cop today is nuts. Another reason he is correct.

NYPD officers to face �disciplinary action� for not wearing face masks while on duty

Amidst an uptick in COVID-19 cases in some boroughs, NYPD cops will reportedly risk an unspecified form of disciplinary action for ignoring the requirement to wear face masks while on duty as required by state law. In an administrative bulletin reportedly sent out via email from the human resources department to everyone on New York�s Finest, as the Big Apple police department is known, cops received a reminder that �they are required to wear face coverings at all times when performing duties in public areas, department facilities and whenever social distancing is not possible.� Police officials also banned scarves, bandanas, and handkerchiefs �not originally designed for that purpose.�

�Failure to comply with the�guidelines, or other appropriate posted signage, will result in disciplinary action,� the memo added, according to the New York Post. Cops can remove their masks when they are eating or drinking. Supervisory cops will be on the lookout for noncompliance. Any officer who feels he or she can�t comply must notify the NYPD�s Equal Employment Opportunity Division.

No word if nursing homes in NYC has stopped accepting Kung Flu patients.


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My colleague CBD discusses First World Problems on Sundays. Granted he isn't an Apple user, But many of us are and this is a problem of the largest proportions.

Apple Confirms Serious New Problems For iPhone Users

In iOS 14, iPhone owners have received one of the best generational upgrades in years, but it is far from bug free. And now Apple has just confirmed a number of serious problems for upgraders.


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Let me think about this for a minute. California was admitted to the United State of America on September 9, 1850. It was the 31st state and admitted as a "Free State". So a "Free State" at the time of the Civil War is responsible for reparations for slavery. Talk about guilt using others money for redemption.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed a bill Wednesday approving a task force to consider paying reparations for slavery.

Newsom said the bipartisan support for the bill, which passed in the state Senate on a 33-3 vote last month, is “proving a paradigm that we hope will be resonant all across the United States.”

The bill will require a commission study the lingering impact of slavery in the state and make recommendations to lawmakers by July 2023. The recommendations should include details on what form of compensation should be awarded as well as its recipients.


How much of a one time blackmail payment will put this stupidity to rest? We all know the answer to this one unfortunately.


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The things you learn on Twitter...............

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You. Will. Be. Made. To. Care. Immediately! Nothing like going to a high school football game on a Friday night and being subjected to the "Black National Anthem.

“All of the visiting parents were completely caught off guard,” popular Cleveland radio host Bob Frantz, whose son was playing in the game, told PJ Media. “We were standing respectfully for the playing of the Lakewood alma mater, and when it ended they began a new song,” which turned out to be “Lift Every Voice and Sing.” Also known as the “black national anthem,” the song is featured before NFL stadiums as a part of the BLM movement.

“Then, when [the announcer] began telling everyone how horribly racist American society is, we were livid,” said Frantz, who hosts “Frantz Authority” on Salem affiliate 1420 The ANSWER. “Most of us sat down immediately, and the three dads near me, all of whom were police officers, were visibly angry. One said he would have walked out if it wasn’t his son’s senior season.”


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Some things make me scream OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of those things.

Gucci is fighting gender norms with a tartan dress for men.

The luxury retailer has unveiled the orange dress which costs £1,700 and features satin bow detail.

The label hopes that the tartan smock shirt will fight the ‘toxic stereotypes that mould masculine gender identity’.

The dress is inspired by the 90s grunge looks and comes with mother of pearl buttons and a Contrast Peter Pan collar.

Get off my lawn, now!


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The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 4 Oct 1970
US singer Janis Joplin was found dead at the Landmark Hotel Hollywood after an accidental heroin overdose. Joplin had the posthumous 1971 US No.1 single 'Me And Bobby McGee', and the 1971 US No.1 album 'Pearl'. She was known as "The Queen of Psychedelic Soul" and as "Pearl" to her friends, Joplin remains one of the top-selling musicians in the United States, with over 15.5 million albums sold in the USA. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 4 Oct 2014
Paul Revere, organist and leader of Paul Revere And The Raiders died following a battle with cancer. Between 1961 and 1971, the band placed 15 songs on Billboard's Top 40, including the US Top 10 hits 'Kicks', 'Hungry', 'Good Thing' and 'Him Or Me - What's It Gonna Be?' via thisdayinmusic.com

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Play this tomorrow morning...............Double Dawg Dare ya...............


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When I first read this story I actually broke out laughing. The fabulous Mrs. Mis Hum asked me what was so funny. I said I found tonight's Genius Award Winner.

A Hull student has been left red-faced after having to be rescued from a tumble dryer by a crew of firefighters.

The drunken high jinx ended in embarrassment for Rosie Cole, 21, who decided to entertain her housemates with her contortion act.

The hilarious video shows the moment Rosie was rescued by firefighters after she was dared to get inside the dryer in their shared accommodation in Beresford Avenue, north Hull.

She’d been enjoying a couple bottles of Zinfandel wine and honey tequila when their Tuesday evening took a sudden turn.

The tipsy student thought there was “no chance” she’d fit, but after wiggling her way in she was suddenly stuck inside the dryer.

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Not every burger flipper is a thoughtless and uncaring individual. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Meet Wyatt Jones, a McDonald’s employee from Waynesville, Ohio. Wyatt is a credit to the McDonald’s corporation, and a truly special person.

When a stressed-out mom rolled up to a McDonald’s drive-thru to purchase a meal for her children, she realized with dismay on making her order that she’d left her purse at home. But the teenage server at the window didn’t send her away.

Wyatt Jones said he’d happily pay for the meal.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:48 PM




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1 First???

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 04, 2020 09:49 PM (uyKdz)

2 For Mitch McConnell to go ahead with the hearing endangers the safety of not only senators, but staff on the Hill. There is no reason on God's green earth why this shouldn't be delayed


LOLGF, Chuck.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 09:50 PM (r6V4x)

3 Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state.
Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)


And whose army will force the issue?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2020 09:50 PM (xT2tT)

4 3 Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state.
Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)

And whose army will force the issue?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2020 09:50 PM (xT2tT)

The one wearing Gucci dresses for men.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 09:52 PM (aA3+G)

5 Hello

Posted by: Gilded at October 04, 2020 09:53 PM (BRkq2)

6 Inslee, you reap what you sow, so STFUASTFD.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at October 04, 2020 09:53 PM (uyKdz)

7 In before the troll.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at October 04, 2020 09:53 PM (oATl1)

8 >>>Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state.
Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)


Yeah, Jay, I really don't think you understand how this works.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2020 09:54 PM (pxDdN)

9 In before the others.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)

10 He stated anyone who wants to become a cop today is nuts. Another reason he is correct.

You can join a suburban or rural police department, and do just fine. Just don't do it in a county that has a Soros DA.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 09:55 PM (I2/tG)

11 ain't no way I could ever be hypnotized enough not to notice that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 09:56 PM (V2Yro)

12 Watched a few videos of folks keeping vigil by Walter Reed. I feel much kinship with those wonderful people.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 09:56 PM (zr5Kq)

13 Well flame me all ya want but I loved Janis Joplin. I also liked Paul Revere and the Raiders. I definitely had an electic taaste in music!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 09:56 PM (nxdel)

14 10 He stated anyone who wants to become a cop today is nuts. Another reason he is correct.

You can join a suburban or rural police department, and do just fine. Just don't do it in a county that has a Soros DA.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 09:55 PM (I2/tG

Without too much identification, the suburban settings are almost as bad as the city settings.

Rural settings are ok, but you're looking at departments which don't hire that often.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 09:56 PM (aA3+G)

15 A whole lot of petty tyrants screaming to be treated in the traditional manner of petty tyrants.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 09:57 PM (cI3Q7)

16 3 Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state.
Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)

And whose army will force the issue?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2020 09:50 PM (xT2tT)

The Pope's divisions.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 09:58 PM (V2Yro)

17 Let's go to the POTUS rally at Walter Reed!

Posted by: anon at October 04, 2020 09:58 PM (+Nied)

18
And whose army will force the issue?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2020 09:50 PM (xT2tT)

The one wearing Gucci dresses for men.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 09:52 PM (aA3+G)

I kinda want to see that. Just to see how they fight in peter pan collars.

Posted by: Moki at October 04, 2020 09:58 PM (+X9Vs)

19 So the "Biden might have caught Covid from evil Trump" whispering has begun in the MSM - apparently the timeline wouldn't work out very well for them since Punchy has tested negative since the debate so the media has found "experts" who say that Trump, being at some called peak contagion during the debate, could have magically infected Biden but he wouldn't even test positive for weeks later, err something, sciencey...blah, blah...

These people are demented - they make Joe look lucid.

Posted by: Boswell at October 04, 2020 09:58 PM (w2LAm)

20 YAY, ONT. Thanks MisHum. My spelling isn't always so great either

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at October 04, 2020 09:58 PM (zUdXR)

21 Hey everybody.

MisHum, I shared this in the gun thread. Oldie but goodie. You mighta missed it...

https://tinyurl.com/y2eq6mke

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 09:59 PM (L2ZTs)

22 I'm so old, I remember when GMT actually meant something!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 09:59 PM (2C38g)

23 Trump cruising around Walter Reed in an SUV to own the libs. It was glorious. Jen Rubin might actually spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Jmel at October 04, 2020 09:59 PM (bVhJi)

24 they shoot trolls, don't they ?

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)

25 love the people rallying outside walter reed for Trump.

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (Nyumu)

26 Good evening, Horde!

Great ONT, MisHum!

Now to finish reading content.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (TdMsT)

27 Boeing to Inslee;

First you MUST blow me

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (qAR6u)

28 WHCA President Zeke Miller said in a statement "It is outrageous for the president to have left the hospital - even briefly - amid a health crisis without a protective pool present to ensure that the American people know where their president is and how he is doing."

What the hell does that even mean? That the MSM is supposed to have surveillance rights over the President? "a protective pool" - I can't even wrap my mind around what an asinine phrase that is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (V2Yro)

29 good evening

Posted by: wing at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

30 Your taste in music sucks.

Posted by: Burner at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (SOgxw)

31 The Left has a new hero:

"This is insanity," tweeted Dr. James P. Phillips, an attending physician at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, where Trump has been hospitalized since Friday evening.

"Every single person in the vehicle during that completely unnecessary presidential "drive-by" just now has to be quarantined for 14 days. They might get sick. They may die," the doctor wrote. "For political theater. Commanded by Trump to put their lives at risk for theater."


If you look at Phillip's Twitter feed, he really, really hates Trump.

I assume he'll lose his privileges at Walter Reed - I don't want him near the President, nor any senior member of the Administration. (He's not involved in Trump's treatment.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (I2/tG)

32 "Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state."

Your a smart guy.You probably know what, "Leverage," is.

You have NONE!

Posted by: Walter White at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (l3+k2)

33 22 I'm so old, I remember when GMT actually meant something!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 09:59 PM (2C38g)

Greenwich Mean Time? I remember have to translate cables into that time zone before sending them. When we typed them on IBM Selectrics.

Do I need to say "get off my lawn?" It seems implied.

Posted by: Moki at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (+X9Vs)

34 What the hell does that even mean? That the MSM is supposed to have surveillance rights over the President? "a protective pool" - I can't even wrap my mind around what an asinine phrase that is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (V2Yro)

It seems to be part and parcel of people who know what a free society is- and do not want one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (cI3Q7)

35 How sure are you that Meatallica is an error?

Posted by: jarrod at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (cmNsw)

36 It's peak deblasio that the hoser-thug that sucker-punched Bob McKinsey was wearing a "I Heart NYC" jersey.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (l6b3d)

37 The most ridiculous thing about Inslee's statement is that he's going to be long gone before the Airplane biz ever comes back. Post Covid, it will be years and years before we ever travel as much as we did before - if ever. And there's a huge glut of planes on the market.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (V2Yro)

38 Looking for Bay City Rollers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (cI3Q7)

39 I think the idea that Trump will be discharged tomorrow is a little overoptimistic, but if he is (or the day after), it's going to be an absolute kick to the balls for the Left. The public will get very visible proof that even for an overweight man in his 70s, getting Covid is usually no big deal, and the maskers' credibility will have been even further eroded.

Especially after so many of them beclowned themselves on Reddit and Twitter, saying how righteous it was that Trump got the virus and maybe he would die etc etc.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of cretins.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (pxDdN)

40 Maybe some Starlight Vocal Band?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:03 PM (cI3Q7)

41 I live in the Great State of Arizona. Our (Repub) gov has done a somewhat decent job of allowing us the freedom that our constitution guarantees us. (It shouldn't have to be ALLOWED, but...) My California in-laws came to visit us last week so Friday night we went to the steakhouse. Indoors, no masks anywhere in the building, just food, fun, and lousy college football on the screen. It was the first meal they had had in a restaurant since March!

Posted by: anon at October 04, 2020 10:03 PM (+Nied)

42 Chinese Communist Party delenda est.

Posted by: Methos at October 04, 2020 10:03 PM (kOpft)

43 30 Your taste in music sucks.
Posted by: Burner at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (SOgxw)

Please provide us with your website address so we can be awesomely impressed, okie dokie?


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

44 Trump is heavy. Christie is overweight.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:03 PM (zr5Kq)

45 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (qAR6u)

46 Good evening friends.

Posted by: sassy at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (tUGnI)

47 42 Chinese Communist Party delenda est.
Posted by: Methos at October 04, 2020 10:03 PM (kOpft)

Communism delenda est.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (cI3Q7)

48 I cannot listen to Janis Joplin. Her voice sounds like my throat used to feel when I got tonsilitis as a kid. The raw, hot, dry burning. Blech.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

49 "a protective pool" - I can't even wrap my mind around what an asinine phrase that is.
Posted by: Tom Servo


We are nobly protecting something much bigger than a single President.

Our phony "reporter" jobs.

Posted by: the MSM at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (P1f+c)

50 In the latest videos from Trump - he looks good; well rested like.

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (Nyumu)

51 For Mitch McConnell to go ahead with the hearing endangers the safety of not only senators, but staff on the Hill. There is no reason on God's green earth why this shouldn't be delayed
LOLGF, Chuck.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 09:50 PM (r6V4x)


Come on guys, give Miss Lindsay a chance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:05 PM (2C38g)

52 Maybe some Starlight Vocal Band?

Nothing wrong with a little afternoon delight.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:05 PM (nxdel)

53 I would seriously agree to a large reparation payment in exchange for the recipient to give up American citizenship and leave the country.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 04, 2020 10:05 PM (2DOZq)

54 48 I cannot listen to Janis Joplin. Her voice sounds like my throat used to feel when I got tonsilitis as a kid. The raw, hot, dry burning. Blech.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

Well, she always did sound like she had gotten off a hard night of drinking and had managed to smoke two packs of cigarettes in about 5 hours. Been there, Janis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:05 PM (cI3Q7)

55 Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state.

At a meeting, I had the pleasure of getting to inform a really obnoxious Leftist who worked for the city of Seattle when Boeing decided to move its headquarters out of Seattle.

He refused to believe me initially - after all, how could any company chose to move out of the earthly paradise of Seattle?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

56 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2020 10:06 PM (arJlL)

57 If you look at Phillip's Twitter feed, he really, really hates Trump.

I assume he'll lose his privileges at Walter Reed - I don't want him near the President, nor any senior member of the Administration. (He's not involved in Trump's treatment.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (I2/tG)

Idiots like him - and he's a doctor??? seem incapable of understanding that Healthy people have been around Covid Positive people constantly, from the beginning, without catching it. You take reasonable precautions, hi quality masks, gloves, lots of washing - but no, we haven't been putting everyone who works with Covid patients in a hospital into 14 day quarantines.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:06 PM (V2Yro)

58 Janis Joplin always struck me as a person who didn't plan on living very long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)

59 Not Furst Nor Muldoone - a lamerick

You may be engaged in pursuits which are agrarian;
You may be inclined to argue quite contrarian;
But whichever you may be,
You'll find the ONT
has the answer: misanthropic humanitarian.

Posted by: mindful webworker - generally squeaking at October 04, 2020 10:06 PM (ECLlc)

60 Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

That must have been a sweet conversation...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

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Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2020 10:07 PM (qAR6u)

62 >>"Every single person in the vehicle during that completely unnecessary presidential "drive-by" just now has to be quarantined for 14 days. They might get sick. They may die," the doctor wrote. "For political theater. Commanded by Trump to put their lives at risk for theater."

This man is demented - he should not be working off the back of a garbage truck much less practicing medicine. Why these people think that if the President of the United States gets sick that means he gets abandoned by the SS detail and everyone else flees him so he has to fend for himself is really beyond me...their reasoning has fled them and they walk among us like mental loons let loose from Bedlam.

Posted by: Boswell at October 04, 2020 10:07 PM (w2LAm)

63 I cannot listen to Janis Joplin. Her voice sounds like my throat used to feel when I got tonsilitis as a kid. The raw, hot, dry burning. Blech.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

Well, she always did sound like she had gotten off a hard night of drinking and had managed to smoke two packs of cigarettes in about 5 hours. Been there, Janis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:05 PM (cI3Q7)


27 yo is too young to die. the utes of today still live with mom at that age.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)

64 That must have been a sweet conversation...........

It was very enjoyable.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (I2/tG)

65 WHCA is Carl Spackler

Trump is the gopher

Trump: I'm alright. Don't nobody worry about me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (DLzZd)

66 I saw Paul Revere and Raiders at an office Christmas party in 1991. True.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (/aiGx)

67 Jewells, you can thank Starland Vocal Band for bring all of us... David Letterman.

They were so popular in 1976, ABC gave them their own variety show. The band, in turn, hired the then almost completely unknown Letterman as one of their comedy writers. I believe Dave considers it his first real 'big break.'

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

68 Didn't the Dems say they were going to boycott the Barret proceedings?

What would make them more happy than if only GOP were there and they all got covid and died?

Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (l3+k2)

69 Any time I hear anyone say "Let me be clear. . ." I automatically want to hurl.

You just know the statement that follows will be imbecilic, trite, and simian-like.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (Rvt88)

70 Boy is that guy Inslee delusional.

Why should Boeing move jobs back to the Seattle area?

Reasons not to - taxes, rioting, arson, looting...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (xwssY)

71 I assume he'll lose his privileges at Walter Reed - I don't want him near the President, nor any senior member of the Administration. (He's not involved in Trump's treatment.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (I2/tG)
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We just saw this on our local tv and I said to my husband that this doctor better get in trouble for publicly criticizing his colleagues for approving this. What a jerk.

Posted by: bluebell at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (/669Q)

72 Do I need to say "get off my lawn?" It seems implied.
Posted by: Moki at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (+X9Vs)


I think I sense a duet coming on!

Maybe MisHum will feature the Moki-Hrothgar A Cappella Society in their rendition of the "Get Off My Lawn! Yes, This Means You Blues."!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (2C38g)

73 Especially after so many of them beclowned themselves on Reddit and Twitter, saying how righteous it was that Trump got the virus and maybe he would die etc etc.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of cretins.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (pxDdN)

The worst part (for them) is that it blows a huge hole through their storyline that "THIS IS FATAL! IT'S THE NEW BLACK DEATH!! YOU ALL MUST BE SCARED SCARED SCARED! AND STAY SCARED SCARED SCARED!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (V2Yro)

74 I miss bands whose members dressed similarly for performances. PR&R looked sharp.

I remember seeing a Kansas concert in the early '80s. The guys looked as if they had dressed for a relaxing weekend.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (u/nim)

75 There was a saying in the late 1960s/early 1970s, I believe:

"Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

76 You take reasonable precautions, hi quality masks

The Secret Service agents were wearing N95 masks, which is sufficient for treating CCP virus patients in hospitals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (I2/tG)

77 69 Any time I hear anyone say "Let me be clear. . ." I automatically want to hurl.

You just know the statement that follows will be imbecilic, trite, and simian-like.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:08 PM (Rvt8

Well, it is the kind of pro forma speak like 'With all due respect'- which means I am going to lay down some bullshit (in the case of 'let me be clear) or kiss my ass (in the case of 'With all due respect.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:10 PM (cI3Q7)

78 Publicly, Inslee is talking like the hardass vs the big bad corporation

Privately, he's probably crying on the phone like the husband whose wife is packing her bags and taking the kids

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2020 10:10 PM (qAR6u)

79 And for all we know the Secret Service agents in the president's car probably volunteered. Or, they could actually have already had the virus themselves. Who knows.

Posted by: bluebell at October 04, 2020 10:10 PM (/669Q)

80 I find myself both surprised and disappointed that Chuck Schumer was not immediately struck by lightning upon invoking the name of God.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2020 10:10 PM (+3rQF)

81 qdpsteve I didn't know that!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (nxdel)

82 72 Do I need to say "get off my lawn?" It seems implied.
Posted by: Moki at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (+X9Vs)

I think I sense a duet coming on!

Maybe MisHum will feature the Moki-Hrothgar A Cappella Society in their rendition of the "Get Off My Lawn! Yes, This Means You Blues."!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (2C38g)


I'm sure the majority of the Horde would enjoy it very much

I know I would........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

83 In the latest videos from Trump - he looks good; well rested like.


He seems .. human. Usually he is ON, playing a character. Throughout this, he seems more real.


I had to laugh at the "Body Language" guy saying that Trump's eyes showed fear. I think he meant it as an insult but really, it's the highest compliment. To be afraid and yet to be calm and competent is a manly thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (r6V4x)

84 Bluebell-

If you don't go to the Momee. Insomniac can't autograph your bra !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (arJlL)

85 Thank you for another great ONT, Mis Hum! The photo up top is almost magical. I want to follow that road to see where it leads.

Muddy Waters for the win! Great talent, great song.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)

86 I saw Madison Pussy Overlords open for The Manhattan Transfer at Madison Square Garden in '99

Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (786Ro)

87 love paul revere and the raiders. learning guitar back in the day, this is what I learned along with the Animals, ? and the mysterians, Sam the sham, you get the idea.

the dancing is kinda gay though.

Posted by: KCJeff at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (vzKmu)

88 Let me be clear - when the market for airplanes comes back, Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state. Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)



Bwahahaha!!!

**Takes deep breath**

Bwahahaha!!!

What a friggin dumbass.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (axyOa)

89 Thank for that quote by King Inslee, Mis Hum. Hilarious. I imagine the Boeing Board got a laugh out of it, too.

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (R0z7P)

90 Now to finish reading content.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (TdMsT)


{{{Ladyl}}}
You did successfully complete the Speed Reading Course, did you not?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (2C38g)

91 Well JT, i guess it's a good thing I'm not going!

Posted by: bluebell at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (/669Q)

92 The Left can't accept the fact that their wishes are not reality.

So they cling to their cargo cult voodoo dolls sucking something.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (xwssY)

93 What's Inslee going to do, have his antifa buddies burn down the plant?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (qAR6u)

94 How sure are you that Meatallica is an error?

Sounds like James Hetfield decided to start selling barbecue sauce.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (SchxB)

95 I find myself both surprised and disappointed that Chuck Schumer was not immediately struck by lightning upon invoking the name of God.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2020 10:10 PM (+3rQF)




Yep, it's dumbfounding that the Blessed Name of the Lord doesn't turn to molten brass on the Democrat's accursed lips.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (r6V4x)

96 85 Thank you for another great ONT, Mis Hum! The photo up top is almost magical. I want to follow that road to see where it leads.

Muddy Waters for the win! Great talent, great song.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)


You're welcome......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

97 13 Well flame me all ya want but I loved Janis Joplin. I also liked Paul Revere and the Raiders.....
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 09:56 PM (nxdel)
----------------------
Megadittos on both counts!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (M/9m0)

98 23 Trump cruising around Walter Reed in an SUV to own the libs. It was glorious. Jen Rubin might actually spontaneously combust.
Posted by: Jmel


And he didn't inform the press, which apparently is really naughty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)

99 94 How sure are you that Meatallica is an error?

Sounds like James Hetfield decided to start selling barbecue sauce.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (SchxB)

With or without bourbon?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

100 94 How sure are you that Meatallica is an error?

Sounds like James Hetfield decided to start selling barbecue sauce.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (SchxB)

Hmmm, sounds like marketing gold to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:13 PM (cI3Q7)

101 95, maybe

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:13 PM (9beqF)

102 101 95, maybe
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:13 PM (9beqF)

I aint got no rhythm.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (9beqF)

103 Everyone, I have two announcements:

One, bad news. It looks like I will NOT be able to make the TX MoMee.

Two, kind of good news if you're all cool with it:
I had the brainstorm of showing up on video to the MoMee. What would y'all prefer, if I show up via Zoom or do a quickie greeting video for you all? I was thinking I could send the video to Jewells, and she could show it to you at the event.

Anyway, let me know what you prefer. :-)

Thanks for your understanding and as I always say (sigh), I'll try again for next year.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

104 I find myself both surprised and disappointed that Chuck Schumer was not immediately struck by lightning upon invoking the name of God.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

#twoweeks

Posted by: wrg500 at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (D/NxA)

105 When your ex moves as far away as she can get in the continental US, you might be Washington State.

Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)

106 But in the Latin alphabet, Jehovah is spelled with an 'I'...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (cI3Q7)

107 Roast beef, mashed potatoes and Greek salad for dinner tonight. We're about half an hour out. Attended the always lovely TLM this afternoon, which our Dominican priest said was offered for PDT and peace, and at which he reminded us that the rosary he wears on his habit is his open carry, and the one in his pocket is his concealed carry. The sun is trying to shine between the clouds this evening, football on the tube (with that penis head Collinsworth, but we could switch to the radio) and there's nothing wrong with the world that God can't handle if we just ask.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (qQnCr)

108 My two youngest have gotten in vinyl big time. Both have bought turntables and speakers. They raided our 3 huge bins of albums and the 45's in the past week. Today was such a fun day. We were down in my daughters room listening to old songs from the 50's 60's and 70's. We were dancing and singing. Such a fun time

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (nxdel)

109 It would have been better from a Scottish perspective for Gucci to accessorize their model with a Jimmy Hat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (DMUuz)

110 Trump might be released from the hospital tomorrow.

Prayer works.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (9beqF)

111 Privately, he's probably crying on the phone like the husband whose wife is packing her bags and taking the kids

And taking half of everything. All that sweet tax money fleeing the state plus the skill drain when those on the Seattle production line move out of state.

That is what is making Inslee cry into his latte.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (xwssY)

112 Well JT, i guess it's a good thing I'm not going!
Posted by: bluebell

You could mail him one!

Or, a couple.

Or heck ALL of them !

Just bounce around like Sheena of the jungle for a coupla weeks !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (arJlL)

113 Watching "The General" on TCM. (Silent Film) About to do the big train crash scene. Fun trivia - a lot of little details like the uniforms and looks of the encampments were quite accurate, because in 1926 that war was still within living memory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (V2Yro)

114 Jewells, oops, did I put you on the spot? Sorry.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

115 I know I would........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)


Starts looking for the Auto-Tune iPhone app!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (2C38g)

116 105 When your ex moves as far away as she can get in the continental US, you might be Washington State.
Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)

Um, hi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (qQnCr)

117 Zoom for MoMee...actually might be fun

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (Nyumu)

118 Is the highway getting hosed in that top pic?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (l3+k2)

119 I aint got no rhythm.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (9beqF)


Same.

Posted by: Lars Ulrich at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (2N7oZ)

120 >>> 100 94 How sure are you that Meatallica is an error? Sounds like James Hetfield decided to start selling barbecue sauce.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (SchxB)

Hmmm, sounds like marketing gold to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:13 PM


Blackened .... chicken

Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (l6b3d)

121 I'm having a rage stroke over what Lakewood HS did at their football game.

This, after blissfully riding around Trump Land yesterday.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

122 Rudy does his own little show every so often ... this link is Rudy and Bannon, mostly on the corruption of the Biden Crime Family. recorded a day or so before the debate. YouTube link. good details, that are usually not heard, some are new to me.


https://tinyurl.com/y2wdyudd

Posted by: illiniwek at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (Cus5s)

123 118 Is the highway getting hosed in that top pic?
Posted by: Jame Gumb at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (l3+k2)

Hah! Steam cleaned, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (cI3Q7)

124 116 105 When your ex moves as far away as she can get in the continental US, you might be Washington State.
Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)

Um, hi.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hi from Hawaii

Posted by: wrg500 at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (D/NxA)

125 Maybe we could do a Zoom MoMe for everyone, nationwide.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (9beqF)

126 "Then, when [the announcer] began telling everyone how horribly racist
American society is, we were livid," said Frantz, who hosts "Frantz
Authority" on Salem affiliate 1420 The ANSWER. "Most of us sat down
immediately, and the three dads near me, all of whom were police
officers, were visibly angry. One said he would have walked out if it
wasn't his son's senior season.
"



"oooh! "if it wasn't for work requiring it, I wouldn't wear this mask"

"and groceries at my store. If it wasn't for work and groceries I would NEVER wear this mask."

" and restaurants requiring it in the lobby. And on the walk to the table...."
"If it wasn't for work, and groceries, and restaurants? I would NEVER EVER wear this mask..."
" and school..."

" and church..."


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (QVRW2)

127 Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (nxdel)

That's very cool Jewells.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

128 I aint got no rhythm.



Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (9beqF)

Same.


Posted by: Lars Ulrich at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (2N7oZ)

Same.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (DLzZd)

129 100 94 How sure are you that Meatallica is an error?

Sounds like James Hetfield decided to start selling barbecue sauce.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (SchxB)

Hmmm, sounds like marketing gold to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:13 PM (cI3Q7)

Sounds accurate. Metallica is just as fucking greedy as Gene and Paul from Kiss. Maybe now Lars can get his swim-up pool bar.

fuck 'Tallica.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (x8Wzq)

130 Isn't what we do every night like having a zoom conference (although much more interesting) without the webcams?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (cI3Q7)

131 Ladyl, you scared me for a second. :-)

I went to Lakewood HS here in my home town in California.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

132 qdpsteve I'm sorry you won't be there!! Dammit. But let me know what I can do to bring you there via my phone or whatev. You know my email. We can take it from there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (nxdel)

133 Posted by: Menack

AND, my divorce became final.

Posted by: wrg500 at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (D/NxA)

134 What's Inslee going to do, have his antifa buddies burn down the plant?
Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2020 10:12 PM (qAR6u)


They'll be careful to do it in a mostly pieceful manner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:17 PM (2C38g)

135 " If it wasn't for these Season Tickets? I would NEVER watch the NFL!!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (QVRW2)

136 This is also the anniversary of the death of Graham Chapman. He died on the eve of the 20th anniversary of Monty Python. As the other members of the troupe noted, it was perfect comic timing.

He also had a memorable memorial statement by John Cleese.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)

137 Jewells, sounds fabulous :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

138 Maybe we could do a Zoom MoMe for everyone, nationwide.



Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (9beqF)



As long as we don't have to wear pants.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (2N7oZ)

139 52 Maybe some Starlight Vocal Band?

Nothing wrong with a little afternoon delight.
Posted by: Jewells45



I saw the female leads of Starland Vocal Band sing the National Anthem at Old Dominion Speedway in Manassas, VA about 15 years ago. They sounded great.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (Djqwl)

140 Maybe we could do a Zoom MoMe for everyone, nationwide.

Just tested Zoom on my linux box last week. It works. I'm in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (SchxB)

141 I aint got no rhythm.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM


Who couldn't ask for anything more?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

142 Looking for Bay City Rollers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:02 PM (cI3Q7)


Only on S A T U R D A Y Night!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (axyOa)

143 Jewells, thanks!
I figure a video or Zoom is better than nothing. I'll be in touch. Thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

144 05 When your ex moves as far away as she can get in the continental US, you might be Washington State.

Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)



Um, hi.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 04, 2020 10:15 PM (qQnCr)

It sounds made up. but that is why they set the tv show Frasier in Seattle. The character was a spinoff from Cheers but not really the same guy. The producers wanted to separate Frasier from Cheers as much as possible so they placed the show as far away as they could.


Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (03Hn+)

145 Evening everyone.

For the mackeral snappers here, if you haven't yet heard Father James Altman, you owe it to yourself to give him a listen.

He is pissing off all the right bishops.

https://youtu.be/3-7eoTN2vNM?t=46

Title: You cannot be Catholic and a Democrat. Period.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt88)

146 Got the 500 error just now
OperationalError: (2006, 'MySQL server has gone away')

Did the server go on vacation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (xwssY)

147 I aint got no rhythm.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM

So, you're not catholic?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

148 90 Now to finish reading content.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}
You did successfully complete the Speed Reading Course, did you not?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (2C38g)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

I am a fast reader!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

149 "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart"

I used to hum this song while doing cardiac catheter-based heart muscle biopsies.

I'm a bad person.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (m45I2)

150 So Governor Jay Inslee is blowing it out of his bunghole again. Why "must" those jobs come back once they are driven out of Washington State. Hey babe it's a one way exit and nobody comes back "home" again.

And Chuck You Schumer is all wee wee'd up again. Same old wet diaper, just a different day.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (NVDjf)

151 Maybe we could do a Zoom MoMe for everyone, nationwide.



Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (9beqF)


I'm totally in for that.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (axyOa)

152 Also, I have news: I've written a song about 2020.

I'm looking forward to sharing it with you all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

153 "MEATALLICA"

Maybe it's a brogainzz thing?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (QVRW2)

154 At least the gal in the dryer didn't have the door shut and it turned on before the fire dept arrived.

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (FKJuo)

155 147 I aint got no rhythm.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM

So, you're not catholic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

Esoteric, but well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (cI3Q7)

156 113 Tom Servo,
Did TCM have a public service announcement by Mankowitz like for Gone With the Wind before the movie explaining how the following movie depicted a racist evil society and how bad America was at the time?

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (OLiBJ)

157 Hi Duncanthrax! How have you been, Dear?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (9beqF)

158 MisHum.. it was one of those memories I will hold in my heart forever and I'm sure it will for my kids. I think it's wonderful that they love the old music. So many kids now have no respect for it. They get it. Thankfully they are not music snobs and neither am I. I like almost everything.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (nxdel)

159 Jewells!

Good on you, sweet lady. It makes me smile to hear such joy from you. You deserve it.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (U2p+3)

160
I definitely had an electic taaste in music!
Posted by: Jewells45


You were an electric eclectic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (63Dwl)

161 Still feeling quite wretched. Pretty much melted down this afternoon. I think the stress is really getting to me. That and the fear I'll never get to be a normal human being and always be just an outside observer.

Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway. I'm going to go to bed. Goodnight.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

162 qdpsteve, you should find some techster to help you do a full 3-D hologram. Then, just as you sign off, you could say 'Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"

but if you can't swing that, Zoom would be great.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:21 PM (V2Yro)

163 "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart"

I used to hum this song while doing cardiac catheter-based heart muscle biopsies.

I'm a bad person.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (m45I2)

this is awful ! I laughing like crazy !

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:21 PM (zr5Kq)

164 A vinyl collection and turntable are great things to have.

There's a lot of great music that's never ever going to make it to CD or streaming.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

165 Maybe we could do a Zoom MoMe for everyone, nationwide.

Just tested Zoom on my linux box last week. It works. I'm in.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (SchxB)

I have about 28 app upgrades in my que and I have almost no apps. I don't trust the upgrades so I deny them. This could be a mistake but since I only want the phone to ring or to look up a decent restaurant, I am not so worried.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:21 PM (03Hn+)

166 So, you're not catholic?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

***SNORT***

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (9beqF)

167 Stress can impact health bigly.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (zr5Kq)

168 ''Well, she always did sound like she had gotten off a hard night of drinking and had managed to smoke two packs of cigarettes in about 5 hours. Been there, Janis.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:05 PM (cI3Q7) ''

I remember seeing her on Johnny Carson. Her "normal' singing voice was quite nice. The voice she used for recording not so much but that video brought back some memories as did the Paul Revere vid.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (gLRfa)

169 Tom, LOL. I could wear my Leia slave costume!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

170 Hey Schumer.
If it is suddenly dangerous now, WTF have you all been doing for the last 8 months?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (axyOa)

171 Zoom for MoMee...actually might be fun
Posted by: IC

Have everyone at the Momee sing to Bluebell

We'll have a blue, blue Momee without you
We'll be so bloooooooooo
ju-hust thinkni' a hu-about you

We'll be shooting our guns
and having loads, loads of funs

Bu-hu-hut
we'll have a blue, blue blue Momee.

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (arJlL)

172 >>> 136 This is also the anniversary of the death of Graham Chapman. He died on the eve of the 20th anniversary of Monty Python. As the other members of the troupe noted, it was perfect comic timing.

He also had a memorable memorial statement by John Cleese.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)


On one of the anniversary shows they propped up a skeleton on stage in his place and were talking to him throughout.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (l6b3d)

173 Um, hi.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hi from Hawaii

*****

lulz

Posted by: American Samoa at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (GXBRY)

174 143 Jewells, thanks!
I figure a video or Zoom is better than nothing. I'll be in touch. Thanks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)


Hi qdpsteve--we tried that 3 years ago between the Dayton and Texas Momes.

It worked briefly, but cell phone reception is not good in that part of Texas.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

175 The arc of history bends toward punishing Democrats for being d!ckheads. At least, I hope it does.

Posted by: Splunge at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

176 @152 qdpsteve-I bet this song was written with Dire Straits as the band, right?

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (0jZnq)

177 Shithead totalitarian gnome DeWine is using the president catching Covid as a way to push wearing masks. Fuck him.

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (vMCab)

178 I am not so much angered by Inslee himself, but he speaks to the casual assumption of complete power that has had the skim ripped off since Trump was inaugurated- and the lockdowns made a thousand times more clear.

These people should be tarred and feathered or pilloried in front of the courthouses nationwide. This type of shit should not be allowed to stand in America. I realize I am preaching to the choir here, but this should be immediately repulsive to everyone, dem or repub.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (cI3Q7)

179 Greenwich Mean Time? I remember have to translate cables into that time zone before sending them. When we typed them on IBM Selectrics.

Do I need to say "get off my lawn?" It seems implied.
Posted by: Moki at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (+X9Vs)

I worked with a guy who wore two watches - one local time, the other Zulu.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (qyH+l)

180 I thought MoMees had a "no photographic evidence" rule?

Or was that Vegas?

Posted by: mikeski at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (P1f+c)

181 Good night, Insom.

Sorry you're having a bad day.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (9beqF)

182 Drummers who are better than Lars Ulrich:

All of them.

And Dave Fucking Lombardo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)

183 What the hell does that even mean? That the MSM is supposed to have surveillance rights over the President? "a protective pool" - I can't even wrap my mind around what an asinine phrase that is.
Posted by: Tom Servo


These are people whose profession is communication. So, is there anything they won't attack the president on?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

184 Sounds accurate. Metallica is just as fucking greedy as Gene and Paul from Kiss. Maybe now Lars can get his swim-up pool bar.

I still laugh at their description of trading digital files being "completely different" than trading cassettes as far as copyrights were concerned. So you can add hypocritical to the list.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (SchxB)

185 A vinyl collection and turntable are great things to have.



There's a lot of great music that's never ever going to make it to CD or streaming.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

it is interesting that vinyl is hot again and you can get the records and players at major stores. 8 track and cassette are more modern but no one cares about those.

If the hipsters ever cared about old stuff, I would have told them some other things to care about. Don't get me wrong. I love the old records.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (03Hn+)

186 Thanks Mis. Hum.!

The detective is right. I got into this job for all the right reasons - trying to keep people safe - but I would forbid my kids for entering in law enforcement. It's not just the big cities which are ruining the job, but even small towns.

The folks who talk about people defending themselves are 100% correct. Policing as we know it will be gone in a few years, and the old-timers like myself are fleeing the job.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (AFSld)

187 Come back, Insom.

Let us cheer you up.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

188 buzzion - was gallivanting up in Delaware county today.

Maskless. No issues. Screw DeWine.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (Rvt88)

189 @161 Insomniac-......but do you at least smell good?

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (0jZnq)

190 JROD, uh... ;-)
Not exactly.
Although "Covid for nothing and vaccines for free" does have a certain ring.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

191 Shithead totalitarian gnome DeWine is using the president catching Covid as a way to push wearing masks.


"Our magnificent governors, spectacular governors. The BEST. Great job, Mike."

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (QVRW2)

192 Let me be clear...
Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)



There's a first time for everything.

Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (786Ro)

193 aww, thanks nurse! Don't know if I deserve it but it was a wonderful afternoon. My husband even got involved talking about his glory days when he was in a band. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (nxdel)

194 Take Another Little Piece of My Heart"

I used to hum this song while doing cardiac catheter-based heart muscle biopsies.

I'm a bad person.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020


That's ok really.
As long as the patient wasn't tapping his/her foot along with you.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (axyOa)

195 '' "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart"

I used to hum this song while doing cardiac catheter-based heart muscle biopsies.

I'm a bad person.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (m45I2) ''

I worked in the OSU medical library when I was in college and was told by those that should know that docs had a very ghoulish sense of humor.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (gLRfa)

196 Some anime news

Log Horizon 3: Destruction of the Round Table will premier Jan. 13, 2021.

It has only been a six year wait for this season. No biggie.... thank goodness they got their tax problems sorted out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (xwssY)

197 Your taste in music sucks.
Posted by: Burner at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM


Au contraire. The selections here range from wonderfully eclectic to the ultimate in sublime.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (DMUuz)

198 Gov Inslee sucks Cvck by choice

Posted by: LTCHAM at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (lREC9)

199 Funny thing.
Inslee is going to win by 15-20 points.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (U2p+3)

200 86 I saw Madison Pussy Overlords open for The Manhattan Transfer at Madison Square Garden in '99
Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM

Dammit Hands! You beat me to it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (j3jZX)

201 Quint, yup.
I am really glad I held onto my 1983 vintage Technics belt-drive turntable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

202 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (AFSld)

You're welcome Wyatt.
His "kid" is 8 years from a pension.

I know the feeling, too young to retire and too old to know anything else........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

203 These people should be tarred and feathered or pilloried in front of the courthouses nationwide. This type of shit should not be allowed to stand in America. I realize I am preaching to the choir here, but this should be immediately repulsive to everyone, dem or repub.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (cI3Q7)

There are people who love seeing some bureaucrat tell majority of people what to do and how to do it. They feel "safe" I think. Protected. Government is their daddy.

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)

204 Come back, Insom.



Let us cheer you up.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

like no one here has ever tried that.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (03Hn+)

205 I've got a pretty dress I could wear to the Zoom MoMe.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (9beqF)

206
All the recent COVID-19 cases in high level DC politicians and staff in the last week are Republicans. Apparently the source was the debate. How... interesting.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (t5m5e)

207 Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway. I'm going to go to bed. Goodnight.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, I know where you are coming from. I am working 70+ hours a week at a site I detest (separate story and issue from the hours.) Taking steps to change the situation. At least you have kids to show for schlepping around this pebble for a few decades.

Put some time in at the new job and start looking for something else. Don't quit, but there is no harm in looking. Hell, even looking might make you feel better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (cI3Q7)

208 >>>Funny thing.
Inslee is going to win by 15-20 points.


Easily.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (AFSld)

209 Title: You cannot be Catholic and a Democrat. Period.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt8
* * * *

Awesome! And so true.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (WFcrO)

210 Shithead totalitarian gnome DeWine is using the president catching Covid as a way to push wearing masks.
---

Of course, fools will learn nothing from how quickly Trump dealt with the illness.

Posted by: Methos at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (kOpft)

211 qpdsteve,
If you do want to go wild on Zoom, try Cyberlink Youcam video conferencing app or program if you are linking up on computer.

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (OLiBJ)

212 It worked briefly, but cell phone reception is not good in that part of Texas.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)


We did not burn enough incense to appease the internet gods at Casa de Ben Had...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (2C38g)

213 . . . the first cut is the deepest . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (DLzZd)

214 I've got a pretty dress I could wear to the Zoom MoMe.
Posted by: ALH

Or NOT !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (arJlL)

215 ''Maskless. No issues. Screw DeWine.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (Rvt8''

That pasty faced RINO.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (gLRfa)

216 Gotta laugh at the big major update with the iOS 14. The biggest change seems to be the inclusion of widgets being displayable on the main page screens of the iPhones. Now I have an iPhone, but this is a feature that has been standard on Android phones forever. My first smartphone in 2009 was a droid and it had the widget capability.

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (vMCab)

217 Your taste in music sucks.
Posted by: Burner at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM

I know, he won't play the Bee Gees or Neil Sedaka.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (9beqF)

218 >>>His "kid" is 8 years from a pension.

I know the feeling, too young to retire and too old to know anything else........


I received my early retirement papers Friday. I fill them out, and in four years I'm gone. I'll have thirty on, and I will look for another job in another field.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (AFSld)

219 If you do want to go wild on Zoom, try Cyberlink Youcam video conferencing app or program if you are linking up on computer.
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (OLiBJ)


Is it free ? Because I like free stuff...

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (zr5Kq)

220 Tom, LOL. I could wear my Leia slave costume!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

Next will be Man-Fay, then where it will stop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (xwssY)

221 Friday night Meadows was handing out small boxes of candy to the faithful supporters at Walter Reed. Tonight PDT had pizza delivered for them. Someone on Twitter said a hundred. He is such a good man.

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (R0z7P)

222 Only on S A T U R D A Y Night!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (axyOa

Hey! Hey!

Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (qyH+l)

223 Quint, yup.

I am really glad I held onto my 1983 vintage Technics belt-drive turntable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

the first 8 track I had that I recall was the Village People. Yeah, yeah, but at the time they were just a hot group. I never liked rock anyway. I think my other group was the Statler Brothers.

I learned that Outlaw Country and SOME classic rock was the true way but that was later.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (03Hn+)

224 156 113 Tom Servo,
Did TCM have a public service announcement by Mankowitz like for Gone With the Wind before the movie explaining how the following movie depicted a racist evil society and how bad America was at the time?
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (OLiBJ)

heheh. Luckily he let that go; he did mention how the Train crash was the most elaborate stunt anyone had done up to that time. Even today, it's impressive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6FaRo4ZwUI
The wreckage stayed in that river in Oregon until WW2, when it was salvaged for scrap metal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (V2Yro)

225 Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (nxdel)

{{{Jewells}}} sounds like a wonderful afternoon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (2C38g)

226 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:24 A fPM (AFSld)

And when people no longer pursue the job for the right reasons we will get people who pursue it for the wrong reasons. I'm picturing a facsimile of the Mexican police force.

Posted by: Weaning is hard at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (2DOZq)

227 Ladyl, thanks for the tip. I could Zoom *and* make a video that Jewells can play back for everyone, just in case.

whig, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

228 221 a hundred "boxes"

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (R0z7P)

229 124 116 105 When your ex moves as far away as she can get in the continental US, you might be Washington State.
Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)

Um, hi.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Hi from Hawaii
Posted by: wrg500 at October 04, 2020 10:16 PM (D/NxA)

----------------------------

Yeah, but neither of you are in the continental US.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (CAJOC)

230 FACT: There's a Lakewood in every state. It's like Springfield.

Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (786Ro)

231 I know, he won't play the Bee Gees or Neil Sedaka.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (9beqF)

I could go for some Roger Whittaker...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:29 PM (cI3Q7)

232 If Trump sends them cake, I'll go.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:29 PM (9beqF)

233 @190 qdpsteve-Now I know the song is gonna be good. "Covid for nothing and vaccines for free" is genius. Well done!

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2020 10:29 PM (0jZnq)

234 I received my early retirement papers Friday. I fill them out, and in four years I'm gone. I'll have thirty on, and I will look for another job in another field.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (AFSld)


You know how to reach me, I have some insights on your skill sets.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

235 >>>And when people no longer pursue the job for the right reasons we will get people who pursue it for the wrong reasons. I'm picturing a facsimile of the Mexican police force.


Yep. The younger officers are all millennials and know everything. When I got on if you had that attitude a detective or supervisor would literally hit you. Now everyone gets a trophy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:29 PM (AFSld)

236 >>>You know how to reach me, I have some insights on your skill sets.


Understood. Thanks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (AFSld)

237 Title: You cannot be Catholic and a Democrat. Period.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt8

* * * *



Awesome! And so true.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (WFcrO)

hmm. but why are so many Democrats? It is not as if main stream Protestants aren't doing it too, but it is weird.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (03Hn+)

238 217 Your taste in music sucks.
Posted by: Burner at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM

I know, he won't play the Bee Gees or Neil Sedaka.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (9beqF)


Looking like the Horde needs a time out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

239 219 There is a free Windows version that locks up beyond basic function after 30 days or so. Pretty cheap to buy though--you can even put your self as the statue of liberty talking or an alien. Plus all other sorts of special effects--snow, picture frames, underwater, and so on.

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (OLiBJ)

240 I want to bring to everyone's attention that JT is getting rowdy tonight. He is, two wild and crazy guyz !

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (zr5Kq)

241 A couple years ago a young gal I worked with was listening to a cover of "Piece of My Heart". I don't know who the singer was, but I mentioned that that it was a good cover of one of my favorite old songs. The gal didn't know it was a cover. Even so, Joplin's best was on the B side of the Cheap Thrills album, "Ball and Chain". With that one song Janis absolutely OWNED the blues. Sorry Aretha. That little 'ol White Texan kicked yo fat butt.
JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (HnUoF)

242 Thank for that quote by King Inslee, Mis Hum. Hilarious. I imagine the Boeing Board got a laugh out of it, too.
Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (R0z7P)


They should make banners for the moving vans with it quoted and LOLGF. Definitely bold the "Mark my words". What a pathetic dicknose.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (y7DUB)

243 I could go for some Roger Whittaker...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:29 PM (cI3Q7)

The Captain & Tennille.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (9beqF)

244 In the latest videos from Trump - he looks good; well rested like.

Posted by: IC at October 04, 2020 10:04 PM (Nyumu)


'Cause he took 15 hours off from tweeting. Duh!

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (FKJuo)

245 199 Funny thing.
Inslee is going to win by 15-20 points.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (U2p+3)

Yes, but will the vote to bring Boeing back be as close...oh, I think I see a problem there.

-Said as someone who lives in a state that has historically been stupid about brining in and keeping jobs.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (Ojki1)

246 https://tinyurl.com/y4yagxoh

The one on the left needs a lesson in trigger discipline.

Is this where I volunteer to instruct her?

Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (qyH+l)

247 He seems .. human. Usually he is ON, playing a character. Throughout this, he seems more real.


I had to laugh at the "Body Language" guy saying that Trump's eyes showed fear. I think he meant it as an insult but really, it's the highest compliment. To be afraid and yet to be calm and competent is a manly thing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (r6V4x)


I agree; that was one of his better appearances in my opinion.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (pxDdN)

248 Internet beef escalates to a drawn and brandished gun and a warning shot

-
Have they not heard of long bow/crossbow disputes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

249 Hi Duncanthrax! How have you been, Dear?
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM


I am well, thank you. 2 solid days in the shop! How are you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (DMUuz)

250

My dog bit me on the leg today.
My cat clawed my eyes.
Ma's been thrown out of the social circle,
And dad has to hide.
I went to church incognito.
When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith,
He recognized me,
And punched me in the nose, he said.
No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
He said you're sick, you're obscene.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (r6V4x)

251 Those Trumpers closing down 5t Ave in NYC in support of Trump are some piss poor protestors. They havent looted any stores or defaced property, havent burned down buildings, havent beaten to a pulp any BLM, etc.

Embarassing.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MA LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (GXBRY)

252
Gov Inslee sucks Cvck by choice

Posted by: LTCHAM at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (lREC9)


I've been trolling this place for years!

Posted by: Jay "Average Joe" Inslee at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (2N7oZ)

253 SanTan MoonJuice "Galactic" IPA.

My little brother has weird, but interesting, tastes. Kinda glad he left this here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (SchxB)

254 The Captain & Tennille.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (9beqF)

The Kingston Trio, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (cI3Q7)

255 Looking like the Horde needs a time out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

Or maybe a spanking.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (9beqF)

256 Hands, this is true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

257 >>>Or maybe a spanking.


Preferably from Lucy Lawless in EuroTrip.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:32 PM (AFSld)

258 Report: Steelers' Jarron Jones arrested on assault, strangulation charges after alleged altercation with girlfriend


***

White presuming she is white that is ok right? Because white lives don't matter now....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 10:32 PM (qlFIA)

259 Are we being Zoot tonight nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:32 PM (xwssY)

260 Inslee, what a one man clusterschmuck.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 04, 2020 10:32 PM (Ski5c)

261 Next will be Man-Fay, then where it will stop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:27 PM (xwssY)

Sailor Bubba?

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:32 PM (Ojki1)

262 The Captain & Tennille.

Love will keep us together!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:32 PM (nxdel)

263 ''A couple years ago a young gal I worked with was listening to a cover of "Piece of My Heart". I don't know who the singer was, but I mentioned that that it was a good cover of one of my favorite old songs.''

Faith Hill? That was her first big hit.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (gLRfa)

264 224, Tom Servo,
I've noticed the older CGI spec effects do not hold up as well as the older model building/matte painting etc. spec. effects. or better yet as in The General--an actual crash.

I understand that at least for awhile, the old silent film Ten Commandment's set still have parts somewhat intact decades later.

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (OLiBJ)

265 I am well, thank you. 2 solid days in the shop! How are you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (DMUuz)

Retired now, so everyday is Saturday!

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (9beqF)

266 Heya, Wyatt Earp!

I'll never get to retire. Spent the last 14 years living paycheck to paycheck raising my boys.

It's ok though. I'd get bored if I wasn't working.

Hopefully, in another ten years the progtard s will have aborted themselves out of the majority here in seattle and we can return to some semblance of normal.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

267 JROD, thanks!

"I want my...
I want my Remdesivir..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

268 That picture at the top... looks much like a spot of road about 1/2 hour away from here!

Road trip. Next weekend for sure. I've got to get out of town for some sanity and perhaps a bit of photography.

Posted by: JQ at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (whOIk)

269
FACT: There's a Lakewood in every state. It's like Springfield.

Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (786Ro)

I recall many years ago a town decided to change the name of their elementary school. They let the kids vote and they decided Springfield Elementary. The town fathers were pissed because they thought The Simpsons was a deviant show and the name would be an embarrassment.

btw, the name of the town in which the school was located, was Springfield.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (03Hn+)

270 Glenn Greenwald of all people had a good point. If Trump is Evil McHitler that must be resisted by any means possible....why are Democrats wishing him well?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA)

271 It worked briefly, but cell phone reception is not good in that part of Texas.
Posted by: Ladyl
----
Was that the year of Ibguy and the canned beans or the year of ibguy and the big horse?

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)

272 Sailor Bubba?

Eeewwww!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (xwssY)

273 The White House Correspondent's association was furious after President Trump drove by supporters outside Walter Reed without informing them.

-
I believe the appropriate response is, "Suck it!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (+y/Ru)

274 >>>Heya, Wyatt Earp!

I'll never get to retire. Spent the last 14 years living paycheck to paycheck raising my boys.

It's ok though. I'd get bored if I wasn't working.


I told my coworkers I'd be happy stocking supermarket shelves overnight. Then I never have to deal with humans.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (AFSld)

275 Looking like the Horde needs a time out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)



Or maybe a spanking.


First the drink, then the kink. This is turning out to be a good evening.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (SchxB)

276 I worked in the OSU medical library when I was in college and was told by those that should know that docs had a very ghoulish sense of humor.
Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (gLRfa)
* * * *

In my experience, gallows humor is quite common in certain professions such as legal, medical, and first responder. It's the best way to deal with the, ah, harder side of life, yet it allows you to retain your humanity and empathy. At least that is true for me.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (WFcrO)

277 Polis is already talking about extending restrictions that expire next week.

This would be a great issue to run on against Polis, but I think the Colorado GOPe are committed to crummy candidates who are guaranteed to lose. Kinda makes me wonder who "owns" them.

Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (4JM5Y)

278 Bon Sore horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (Jzz++)

279 >>>Sailor Bubba?


Sailor Bubba Wallace.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (AFSld)

280 *closes eye*

*waits for the oral sex*

Loud noises

We're here to rescue you

*fuck*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)

281 There's a Lakewood Village in Nevada.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

282 126 "Then, when [the announcer] began telling everyone how horribly racist
American society is, we were livid," said Frantz, who hosts "Frantz
Authority" on Salem affiliate 1420 The ANSWER. "Most of us sat down
immediately, and the three dads near me, all of whom were police
officers, were visibly angry. One said he would have walked out if it
wasn't his son's senior season."


Son being on the football team doesn't prevent you from going to the athletic director, school administrators, school board, and so on and blasting them. This stuff is liberal indoctrination. If enough people made it clear that they won't vote for school taxes, the education people would rein it in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

283 Tuna, you may be right and actually she does a decent job. It's a totally different interpretation of the song.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (nxdel)

284 >>>In my experience, gallows humor is quite common in certain professions such as legal, medical, and first responder.


Looks around, walks sideways toward the door.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (AFSld)

285
The folks who talk about people defending themselves are 100% correct. Policing as we know it will be gone in a few years, and the old-timers like myself are fleeing the job.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:24 PM (AFSld)

Security will always be required. Seems likely at this point that in the future it just won't involve working for a government at any level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (V2Yro)

286 Shithead totalitarian gnome DeWine is using the president catching Covid as a way to push wearing masks.

That myopic turd must be hard of hearing for how roundly he was booed when DJT introduced him. Someone noticed it loud and clear.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (y7DUB)

287 All the recent COVID-19 cases in high level DC politicians and staff in the last week are Republicans.

A notorious Leftist, affiliated with the Seattle alt-weekly, in 2000:

In my Sudafed-induced delirium, I decide that if it's terrorism Bauer wants, it's terrorism Bauer is going to get. Naked, feverish, and higher than a kite on codeine aspirin, I call the Bauer campaign and volunteer. My plan? Get close enough to Bauer to give him the flu, which, if I am successful, will lay him flat just before the New Hampshire primary. I'll go to Bauer's campaign office and cough on everything. Phones and pens. Staplers and staffers. I even hatch a plan to infect the candidate himself; I'll keep a pen in my mouth until Bauer drops by his offices to rally the troops. And when he does, I'll approach him and ask for his autograph, handing him the pen from my flu-virus-incubating mouth.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

288 Title: You cannot be Catholic and a Democrat. Period.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt8


Why not? You don't even need to be Catholic to be the Pope.

Posted by: Pope Francis at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (Ojki1)

289 I guess the liberals are all super pissy about Trump taking a ride around in an SUV. All worried about the Secret Service agents that were in the vehicle with him. Do these shit heads not think they're in the room with him at the hospital? They were all wearing their stupid masks that the liberals think are a magic barrier anyways so why be all worried.

Posted by: buzzion at October 04, 2020 10:36 PM (vMCab)

290 The worst part (for them) is that it blows a huge hole through their storyline that "THIS IS FATAL! IT'S THE NEW BLACK DEATH!! YOU ALL MUST BE SCARED SCARED SCARED! AND STAY SCARED SCARED SCARED!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:09 PM (V2Yro)


added:
"EXCEPT FOR OUR HEROES!!! LIKE CUOMO!!!"

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 10:36 PM (FKJuo)

291 To be afraid and yet to be calm and competent is a manly thing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 10:11 PM (r6V4x)

When I am afraid, I put my trust in you. In God, whose word I praise- in God I trust and am not afraid. What can mere mortals do to me?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:36 PM (cI3Q7)

292 Funny thing.
Inslee is going to win by 15-20 points.


Easily.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (AFSld)


***

5.9 million registered voters in Washington State.
6.1 million will vote Democrat. Inslee wins.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 10:37 PM (axyOa)

293 "Look at them experts! Dat's da way ya do it!
Make 'em worried 'bout the Covid-19..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

294 Security will always be required. Seems likely at this point that in the future it just won't involve working for a government at any level.


Go long on balaclava manufacturers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 10:37 PM (r6V4x)

295 NBC WSJ Poll of registered voters: Biden 53, Trump 39.

Trump should go straight from Walter Reed to Trump Tower.

(Sarc)

Posted by: Mercenary13 at October 04, 2020 10:38 PM (dhUOv)

296 >>>Security will always be required. Seems likely at this point that in the future it just won't involve working for a government at any level.



Agreed. Most blue cities are already defunding, and police are rushing out to other professions.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:38 PM (AFSld)

297 Colorado is doing so well with their mask mandate that they got on NY's quarantine list because of the huge spike in cases there.

lulzgf

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:38 PM (GXBRY)

298 Let me be clear - when the market for airplanes comes back, Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state. Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)

====
Kiddies, this is what a lead deficency sounds like.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 04, 2020 10:38 PM (d6mdH)

299 Security will always be required. Seems likely at
this point that in the future it just won't involve working for a
government at any level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (V2Yro)

I have been thinking about this for some time. The future is private security. Not the countless Net security companies but companies that provide a guy with a gun to protect you. Sad really, but that is the way it is going.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:38 PM (03Hn+)

300 *closes eye*

*waits for the oral sex*


Loud noises

We're here to rescue you

*fuck*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM


Did Sister Zoot illuminate the Grail Sign? No?

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2020 10:38 PM (DMUuz)

301
I've noticed the older CGI spec effects do not hold up as well as the older model building/matte painting etc. spec. effects. or better yet as in The General--an actual crash.

I understand that at least for awhile, the old silent film Ten Commandment's set still have parts somewhat intact decades later.
Posted by: whig


Did they actually part the Red Sea in that version?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2020 10:39 PM (63Dwl)

302 Security will always be required. Seems likely at this point that in the future it just won't involve working for a government at any level.

It will be the South African/Brazilian security model - rich and middle-class neighborhoods will be patrolled by highly efficient "security firms" that have ways of making malefactors disappear.

The poor neighborhoods will be run by gangs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

303 Boeing needs to send a Taylor Swift YouToob video to Gov Inslee:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

304 Shithead totalitarian gnome DeWine is using the president catching Covid as a way to push wearing masks.

*******

This could have been a grand opportunity for GOP to distinguish themselves as freedom lovers but nope RINOs gotta fuck it up

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (GXBRY)

305 Instead of PMC it will be PPC?

Does OCP have a job for you Officer Murphy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (xwssY)

306 5.9 million registered voters in Washington State.
6.1 million will vote Democrat. Inslee wins.
Posted by: Diogenes


And ten million will vote for sleepy joe.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (U2p+3)

307 Okay, here's my confession. I like one hit wonders. I download them from itunes. I have Saturday Night and Afternoon Delight. I also have the songs by Sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBFxjmJPqk

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

308 Paul Revere & The Raiders - Kicks (LIVE vocals)

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Back in '67 or '68, my sister won this record in a radio station call-in give away. When she picked it up, someone had written "THIS SUCKS" on the label.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)

309 Is the Senate still going to hold the hearing for ACB?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:41 PM (9beqF)

310 284 >>>In my experience, gallows humor is quite common in certain professions such as legal, medical, and first responder.

Looks around, walks sideways toward the door.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:35 PM (AFSld)

heh - gallows humor is necessary for survival in any high stress moment. I remember when I was out doing oilfield work, it was those moments where everything was going south and everyone was terrified that I would see some things that would make me laugh till I cried. (still do) Kinda like being on the front lines of a battle, if you can't find something to laugh at you're already dead.

You want to know who has NO sense of humor? People whose jobs are totally made up bullshit like administrators and HR supervisors; they spend every minute of every day trying to pretend they're doing something important because they know they're aren't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:41 PM (V2Yro)

311 nerdygirl, some of the one-hit wonders were great and should have done better.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

312 RINOs gotta fuck it up
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (GXBRY)


What's that you say?

Posted by: Sleepy Jeff Sessions at October 04, 2020 10:41 PM (2C38g)

313 ''NBC WSJ Poll of registered voters: Biden 53, Trump 39. ''

That's the funniest thing I've seen today.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (gLRfa)

314 For Mitch McConnell to go ahead with the hearing endangers the safety of not only senators, but staff on the Hill. There is no reason on God's green earth why this shouldn't be delayed

-
Just hold a vote then.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (+y/Ru)

315 ALH: yes, and Mitch should just say, fine, since you don't want to have the hearings anytime soon, we'll just go straight to the vote.

Start making these left-wing assholes wish they were never born.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

316 Bingo. The Pope's latest encyclical says the right to private property is not absolute. He can lead by example and sell a few Rembrandts, take a cab instead of the Popemobile and fly commercial.

He also questioned why it took the Catholic church so long to condemn slavery...Hoo boy. I think he's queueing up a call for reparations -for everyone else to pay, of course. I notice he's still got that wall around Vatican City.

Posted by: vivi at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (11H2y)

317 I polished up my 1961 full dress Schwinn, and went down to Long Beach CA this morning for the monthly antique and classic bicycle ride. The mask babies are out of control. I have never seen so many diapered muzzles. I scrolled through the earlier thread, but it was too late to drop a comment. The sight of the faceless horrifies the shit out of me. What I find more disconcerting is that so few of my acquaintances and friends find the masking disturbing. They shrug it off, and just accept that this is the way things are now. No reason to get all upset...

JWM

Posted by: jwm at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (HnUoF)

318 I like one hit wonders

********

But your friends dont dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (GXBRY)

319 Anon beat me to it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

320 307
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

I finally got Pandora downloaded. Now I can listen to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils anytime I want to.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (9beqF)

321
This could have been a grand opportunity for GOP to distinguish themselves as freedom lovers but nope RINOs gotta fuck it up



"Tho many many invethitigayshunz!"

Posted by: Miss Lindsay at October 04, 2020 10:43 PM (QVRW2)

322 What the hell does that even mean? That the MSM is supposed to have surveillance rights over the President? "a protective pool" - I can't even wrap my mind around what an asinine phrase that is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:00 PM (V2Yro)

"Protective pools" is where they put spent nuclear fuel rods.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 10:43 PM (zEnUl)

323 hmm. but why are so many Democrats? It is not as if main stream Protestants aren't doing it too, but it is weird.
Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (03Hn+)
* * * *

It was weird, but seemed that SJW suddenly permeated everything in the church. SJW was okay with the bishops and way too many of the congregants got in line.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:43 PM (WFcrO)

324 In my experience, gallows humor is quite common in certain professions such as legal, medical, and first responder.

Like hollering to your guys during a firefight to put out those GD cigarettes because "THEY WILL KILL YOU!!" and then laughing maniacally gallows humor?

Like that?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:43 PM (Rvt88)

325 "Every single person in the vehicle during that completely unnecessary presidential "drive-by" just now has to be quarantined for 14 days. They might get sick. They may die," the doctor wrote. "For political theater. Commanded by Trump to put their lives at risk for theater."

Someone needs to explain to that dick that whether the president is in a vehicle, or in his hospital room, there are security people and hospital personnel around.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

326 309 Is the Senate still going to hold the hearing for ACB?
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:41 PM (9beqF)


Per 51, I think the McConnell and Miss Lindsay cabal have managed to make this impossible!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:44 PM (2C38g)

327 Zoom is China Spyware. And the TxMoMeet is pretty damn close to a No Photos venue, with a scant few, careful exceptions.

You'll see TxMoMeet pics of the target line, or a firing line of shooters photographed from behind. And maybe the food or Open Bar tables, just to make the rest of the Hordeopshere groan in envy, longing and lust.

But we don't put peoples' faces up there to get "pinned" or "tagged" in AntiSocial media apps and etc.

And certainly not on some damn China Spyware platform.

The sentiment is admirable, and welcome. But the reality will likely be a bit more cautious and restrictive.

I do understand that MS "Teams" does pretty much the same thing, but without the China leakage? I'm not a tech type, so this isn't my field of expertise.

But I do know enough to avoid the China crap. Come to think of it though, the Zoom thing might just BE the only thing the fucking mask is actually good for.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2020 10:44 PM (QzJWU)

328 'NBC WSJ Poll of registered voters: Biden 53, Trump 39. ''

That's the funniest thing I've seen today.


Somebody noted that an equivalent poll taken at the same time in 2016 also had Hillary fourteen points ahead.

Remember when Hillary said she was going to ignore Trump, because the election was in the bag?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

329 Every single person in the vehicle during that completely unnecessary presidential drive by just now has to be quarantined for 14 days. They might get sick. They may die the doctor wrote. For political theater. Commanded by Trump to put their lives at risk for theater.

Someone needs to explain to that dick that whether the president is in a vehicle, or in his hospital room, there are security people and hospital personnel around.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

330 There is no reason on God's green earth why this shouldn't be delayed

well you booed Him at your convention so....

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (QVRW2)

331 >>> I told my coworkers I'd be happy stocking supermarket shelves overnight. Then I never have to deal with humans.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (AFSld)

I worked at Target night shift restocking one Cristmas season as s second job to help make ends meet. They made us stay 30 minutes after store opening to help customers. The theory was we were the ones who stocked the shelves so we'd know where everything was. Mostly I just walked around trying to avoid people. It became a game like I was Pac-Man always chased by ghosts.

Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (l6b3d)

332 Boeing needs to send a Taylor Swift YouToob video to Gov Inslee:



"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

When Don Geronimo quit his radio job, he played the song "I'm Already Gone" and left during his show. I don't think that was original,but it is still a goodie.

Boeing don't owe Inslee a damn thing. If I were them, I would leave in toto like the Seattle Sonics.

I recall when Kimber was going to leave New York. Not sure what stopped them. There have been so many gun companies out of the North East and some have left. If you are not wanted, why stay? If there is a better place to do business, why not go there?

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (03Hn+)

333 He also questioned why it took the Catholic church so long to condemn slavery...Hoo boy. I think he's queueing up a call for reparations -for everyone else to pay, of course. I notice he's still got that wall around Vatican City.
Posted by: vivi at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (11H2y)

Oh, edgy. Now do the sex scandal cover up, P.

And then we can talk the whole thing with the Nazis.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (Ojki1)

334 Jim, I think we could still do Zoom.
Just ask everyone to NOT post anything from there to social media or blogs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

335 Now I can listen to the Ozark Mountain Daredevils anytime I want to.

ooh ooh Jackie Blue.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (nxdel)

336 301 Yup, The silent film used gelatin in a bowl. The later 50's remake film used a large water tank.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5yf8q2f

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:46 PM (OLiBJ)

337 It will be the South African/Brazilian security model - rich and middle-class neighborhoods will be patrolled by highly efficient "security firms" that have ways of making malefactors disappear.

The poor neighborhoods will be run by gangs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

Everything old is new again - that's why in the middle ages, proper cities and towns had strong walls, and they shut all the gates at dark to keep the riff raff out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:46 PM (V2Yro)

338 Like Jim said plus the MoMe is in a pretty rural setting with pretty crap reception.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN)

339 Maybe the retards in the media and Doctor Phillips should think that those people had N95 masks on which is what we wear with Covid patients and just maybe those people had Covid already and were extremely unlikely to contract it again
I can tell you doctors are just as big a holes as any other profession. I deleted a couple I know from FB after their comments about Trump getting it.

Posted by: keena at October 04, 2020 10:46 PM (47Cxi)

340 Meatallica reminds me of how I got my nick. Misspelled my middle name on a plate in a drafting class.

I always admired Bob Gibson's willingness to pitch inside. Inspired me to do the same.

Posted by: Javems at October 04, 2020 10:46 PM (A+M5E)

341 I hope that that Phillips guy has to drive past the Trump supporters repeatedly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

342 Jewells, you know the story of the lead singer on Jackie Blue by Ozark Mountain Daredevils, right? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

343 "Every single person in the vehicle during that completely unnecessary presidential "drive-by" just now has to be quarantined for 14 days. They might get sick. They may die," the doctor wrote. "For political theater. Commanded by Trump to put their lives at risk for theater."

Someone needs to explain to that dick that whether the president is in a vehicle, or in his hospital room, there are security people and hospital personnel around.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

If Trump would walk on water they would find fault with it - "What dangerous example to our children !"

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (zr5Kq)

344 Posted by: Burner at October 04, 2020 10:01 PM (SOgxw)

Please provide us with your website address so we can be awesomely impressed, okie dokie?


Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. ONT tips, loose change, drink tokens and burner phones to petmorons at gmail dot com. Complaints, pissing, moaning and bitching to The Bulwark and/or Hot Air.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G)


Burner, you're a dumba$$. Go back to Soros and tell him you failed to impress the horde.

Posted by: BifBewalski AOS Moron at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (VcFUs)

345 They may die the doctor wrote. For political theater. Commanded by Trump to put their lives at risk for theater.

*****************

Proving Karens are gender fluid as well.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (GXBRY)

346 BTW, Darby O'Gill and the Little People used perspective shots to good effect. Think you might find an old Wonderful World of Disney program with Ole Walt discussing the movie including the special effects.

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (OLiBJ)

347 Jim, you make an excellent point and I'm embarrassed I didn't think of that angle.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (nxdel)

348 Someone needs to explain to that dick that whether the president is in a vehicle, or in his hospital room, there are security people and hospital personnel around.

A neighbor is a Portland firefighter. His wife is in a high-risk group for CCP virus, so he's been living in their mobile home in the driveway, because he can't control who he comes in contact with on the job. There are a bunch of jobs like that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

349 Jen Rubin tweeted that the MD AG should arrest PDT for endangering his SS during the SUV ride. She is completely insane.

Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (R0z7P)

350 Was that the year of Ibguy and the canned beans or the year of ibguy and the big horse?
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 10:34 PM (UUBmN)


Hmmm. I don't remember those incidents.

I sure miss Ibguy... what a wonderful person he was.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

351 Jackie Blue.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (nxdel)

An underrated classic, for sure.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (9beqF)

352 Bete

Did you see #196?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (xwssY)

353 The endless shrieking from cunt sewage pissmarsh Schumer might clue you in there.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery
Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:44 PM (GXBRY)


The fact that Trump, at 74 years of age, wasn't in any danger of dying from Covid just goes to show how dangerous it is and that the hearings need to be postponed until after the election.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at October 04, 2020 10:48 PM (2N7oZ)

354 qdpsteve.. no I dont.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:48 PM (nxdel)

355 and it's all because your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2020 10:48 PM (DLzZd)

356 He also questioned why it took the Catholic church so long to condemn slavery...Hoo boy.
***

Hey let's ask Islam when it will get around to condemning slavery. And while we are at it lets ask socialists too...and that should be a fun one - when will you socialists disavow a right to take the products of someone else's labor?

Anyway, the real question that the Red Anti-pope should be asked is why are you supporting pedophilia in the Catholic Church?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 10:48 PM (qlFIA)

357 Jim, I think we could still do Zoom.
Just ask everyone to NOT post anything from there to social media or blogs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)


To use Zoom, the viewers have to have it installed on their computers. Would you want the risk of someone else's computer being compromised because they wanted to see the festivities?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 10:48 PM (2C38g)

358 I'm very curious how exactly Insee intends to force Boeing to bring those jobs back to Seattle.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 04, 2020 10:48 PM (5p7BC)

359 Mostly I just walked around trying to avoid people. It became a game like I was Pac-Man always chased by ghosts.
Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (l6b3d)

WOCKA - WOCKA - WOCKA - WOCKA

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 10:49 PM (V2Yro)

360 They wanted him dead and he is alive and riding around in a limo ! This cannot be happening 1!!!11

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2020 10:49 PM (zr5Kq)

361 At least the gal in the dryer didn't have the door shut and it turned on before the fire dept arrived.
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 10:20 PM (FKJuo)


maybe they should have tried a dryer sheet. I'd have tried a dryer sheet.
It gets rid of static cling and everything.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2020 10:49 PM (WyVLE)

362 "How sure are you that Meatallica is an error"

The Metal Up Your Ass tour?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 04, 2020 10:49 PM (kanKw)

363 Jewells, it's a guy singing it. Their drummer, Larry Lee, could sing in a female register. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

364 359 I'm very curious how exactly Insee intends to force Boeing to bring those jobs back to Seattle.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 04, 2020 10:48 PM (5p7BC)

Maybe he'll hold his breath until he turns blue.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:50 PM (9beqF)

365 310 Tom Servo,
Thanks, you just made the world make sense for me regarding a sense of humor. It is true, administrators have no sense of humor.

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:50 PM (OLiBJ)

366 Jen Rubin tweeted that the MD AG should arrest PDT for endangering his SS during the SUV ride. She is completely insane.

******

"She?"

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impress Zooey Deschanel at October 04, 2020 10:50 PM (GXBRY)

367 353 Bete

Did you see #196?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (xwssY)

I did not, thanks.

So they managed to beat Gainax with their releasing of a next part. And probably also with the settling tax thing as well.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:50 PM (Ojki1)

368 Hrothgar, I'm not wedded to Zoom. If we can all find, download and use a better alternative, that's cool.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

369 My dog bit me on the leg today.
My cat clawed my eyes.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Today is my birthday. My daughter baked me a German chocolate cake. We turned our backs for a moment and my dog ate a huge amount. A French poodle eating German chocolate cake! And now I'm afraid he'll be sick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (+y/Ru)

370 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (+y/Ru)


Happy Birthday!

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (9beqF)

371 I question Zeke form the White House Press Pool's use of the term "protective".

Posted by: This is why Miklos no longer journalisms at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

372 359 I'm very curious how exactly Insee intends to force Boeing to bring those jobs back to Seattle.<<<

I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll, I'll, I'll huff and I'll puff!!

Posted by: Gov Inslee at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (l3+k2)

373 {{{Jim}}}

How are you, dahlin?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

374 How do these Dems ignore the fucking pantheon of sickening, horrific masked humans positioned behind Trump at every one of his rallies?


If masks are so magical , shouldn't he have completely avoided China virus and been healed of psoriasis, warts and ingrown toenails just by standing in the Mask Irradiation Zone?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:52 PM (QVRW2)

375 Yes, arrest the POTUS.

You should totally do that

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 04, 2020 10:52 PM (oAY8z)

376 Bete,

Hope it keeps to the same level. Still chuckle at Henrietta, "the devil knows he's a bad boy. Shiro doesn't."

*air glasses*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:52 PM (xwssY)

377 They might get sick.

Nah, they're all wearing masks.


Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2020 10:52 PM (EUzoR)

378 Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting WOO FUK MAI LUNGS So My Manly Recovery Can Impres

Language

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

379 If masks are so magical , shouldn't he have completely avoided China virus and been healed of psoriasis, warts and ingrown toenails just by standing in the Mask Irradiation Zone?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:52 PM (QVRW2)

What can they do for arthritis?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:52 PM (9beqF)

380 324
In my experience, gallows humor is quite common in certain professions such as legal, medical, and first responder.



Like hollering to your guys during a firefight to put out those GD
cigarettes because "THEY WILL KILL YOU!!" and then laughing maniacally
gallows humor?



Like that?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 10:43 PM (Rvt8


Well shoot, we always thought that was the perfect time to light up

Posted by: Javems at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (A+M5E)

381 So... it is no clear and I'm hoping someone here knows...

When Trump left Bethesda today, did he drive by his supporters (God bless them all!) and return to the hospital? Or did he go from hospital to White House?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (WFcrO)

382 Jewells, you are the sister I never had! The girls on the street get together fairly often and we put on old Motown songs and sing and dance too, it is always so much fun. Muldoon, a suggestion for your playlist, Baby, Baby Can't You Hear My Heartbeat by Herman's Hermits.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (a4EWo)

383 Happy birthday, Anonosaurus Wrecks!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

384 If Trump doesn't die or even get very sick it will be interesting to see the way the left handles their covid hysteria.


They've told us Trump is fat and out of shape and obviously he is old, the target group most affected by Wuhan flu. If Trump beats it, it will be hard to continue the argument that "the virus is death".

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (qlFIA)

385 371 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Happy birthday, fellow Libra!!!!!


*smooch!*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (U2p+3)

386 If masks are so magical , shouldn't he have completely avoided China virus and been healed of psoriasis, warts and ingrown toenails just by standing in the Mask Irradiation Zone?

I was watching a livestream of last night's riot in Seattle - the rioters were absolutely shoulder to shoulder for hours on end.

Somehow the Left never complains about that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

387 The left is mad at Trump's car ride because they hate to see the love and support he has from everyday Americans.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2020 10:54 PM (mNhhD)

388 Zoom is China Spyware. And the TxMoMeet is pretty damn close to a No Photos venue, with a scant few, careful exceptions.

Signal is an alternative, but I don't know who backs it.

What'sApp is out, too much Facebook in it.

Then there's cobbling something together, probably with asterisk. But that would have to be tested and probably not ready by the MoMee.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (SchxB)

389 370
My dog bit me on the leg today.

My cat clawed my eyes.


The weasels ripped my flesh.

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (+ya+t)

390 " If Trump beats it, it will be hard to continue the argument that "the virus is death"."

He got special care nobody else can get.

Posted by: Them at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (l3+k2)

391 Saw on insty, from Facedesk:

"Trump got the Rona and still making more appearance then Biden."

King Kong ain't got hands big enough for that bitch slap.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (Ojki1)

392 Are they still rioting in Seattle? What can possibly be left of the city to destroy?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (9beqF)

393 They've told us Trump is fat and out of shape and obviously he is old, the target group most affected by Wuhan flu. If Trump beats it, it will be hard to continue the argument that "the virus is death".


He had a secret treatment not available to anyone else is my guess for the next delusion.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (r6V4x)

394 ''When Trump left Bethesda today, did he drive by his supporters (God bless them all!) and return to the hospital? Or did he go from hospital to White House?''

Back to the hospital

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (gLRfa)

395 DDS!! Oh girl.. I think we are soulmates!! I freaking love Hermans Hermits... oh good Lord.. every song was great! I'm waxing nostalgic tonight. Think I'm gonna go to bed and listen to the songs that made me feel good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (nxdel)

396 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (+y/Ru)
* * * *

Happy Birthday! And I hope Charlie will be okay, and that you have little to no mess to clean up from his indulgence.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:56 PM (WFcrO)

397 If Trump doesn't die or even get very sick it will be interesting to see the way the left handles their covid hysteria.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (qlFIA)

"He faked having it."

Sorry if that is a spoiler.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:56 PM (Ojki1)

398 He got special care nobody else can get.


And he only paid $750 for it

Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 10:56 PM (786Ro)

399 Associates with Paleostinians new style book now says to replace the word "riot" with words like "revolt" or "unrest."

Revolt?

You may fire when ready.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2020 10:56 PM (xwssY)

400 I can't believe the Secret Service put their lives at risk for the President!

Posted by: how stupid do you have to be to be a Leftist? at October 04, 2020 10:56 PM (EUzoR)

401 He got special care nobody else can get.


Posted by: Them



You mean like HCQ which saved lives but is banned because some fucking lunatic Leftist idiot drank aquarium cleaner?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:57 PM (QVRW2)

402 Microsoft teams is one alternative but limits on size of audience.

Posted by: whig at October 04, 2020 10:57 PM (OLiBJ)

403 I can't believe the Secret Service put their lives at risk for the President!
Posted by: how stupid do you have to be to be a Leftist?
-----
Lolololololol!!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 10:57 PM (UUBmN)

404 Happy Birthday Anonosaurus wrecks!

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2020 10:57 PM (mNhhD)

405
Happy Birthday! And I hope Charlie will be okay, and that you have little to no mess to clean up from his indulgence.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:56 PM (WFcrO)

At least he won't have to wax Charlie's board on his birthday, cause Charlie don't surf.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:58 PM (Ojki1)

406 *closes eye*

*waits for the oral sex*

Loud noises

We're here to rescue you

*fuck*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Big Dumb Weirdo

Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

Posted by: wrg500 at October 04, 2020 10:58 PM (GF+kY)

407 Jen Rubin would like to speak Maryland's manager.

Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (786Ro)

408 Brett Baier is a huge piece of shit.


Seriously. A turd with legs.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (QVRW2)

409 >>>You mean like HCQ which saved lives but is banned because some fucking lunatic Leftist idiot drank aquarium cleaner?<<<

Whatever happened with that? Did the wife get charged with murder?

Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (l3+k2)

410 Then there's cobbling something together, probably with asterisk. But that would have to be tested and probably not ready by the MoMee.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM


We FaceTimed with ibguy from one of our Colorado Morondezvous gatherings.

Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (4JM5Y)

411 392 Are they still rioting in Seattle? What can possibly be left of the city to destroy?
Posted by: ALH


Oh, there's plenty left to destroy. I hope they keep it up. Normal progressives like my little brother are getting fed up with it. The republican candidate for governor is a brown skinned sheriff from the little burb of Republic. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but law and order is looking more and more attractive to people. We will have to see.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (U2p+3)

412
You mean like HCQ which saved lives but is banned because some fucking lunatic Leftist idiot drank aquarium cleaner?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 10:57 PM (QVRW2)

Well that and it would have both opened the economy and cut into the profits the drug companies (usually evil to the left, but oddly not here) hope to make.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (Ojki1)

413 Insty posted a link to this. It's about a conservative trans-woman (ex tug boat captain!) that went undercover with Antifa in Portland:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y8279b

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (YynYJ)

414 ''When Trump left Bethesda today, did he drive by his supporters (God bless them all!) and return to the hospital? Or did he go from hospital to White House?''

Back to the hospital
Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:55 PM (gLRfa)
* * * *

Thanks!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (WFcrO)

415 You mean like HCQ which saved lives but is banned because some fucking lunatic Leftist idiot drank used aquarium cleanerto kill her husband?

FIFY

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:00 PM (SchxB)

416 Re: the musical interlude

When my kids were younger they went to a church camp in east Texas. There was an incident that week that resulted in a camper being kicked out of camp. It was a very good reason.

Apparently that was only the second camper that was ever sent home from that camp. The first one ilwas a girl many years ago that was sent home for being "a danger to herself and others". She was Janis Joplin.

Posted by: Rihar at October 04, 2020 11:00 PM (+PABY)

417 Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Oh well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Posted by: Drink Like Janis Joplin at October 04, 2020 11:00 PM (kanKw)

418 Proving Karens are gender fluid as well.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting


I suspect that the Karens do not get enough of certain gendered fluids.

Posted by: Dr. Prof. Miklos, cdredentials perfectly valid in Moldova at October 04, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

419 He got special care nobody else can get.
***

This would be an interesting gambit, because I presume Trump would release his exact treatment regimen.

I would love to see what RBG was getting though - there is no way she wasn't getting experimental drugs, and if they release what they put her on it could save a lot of lives...


Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 11:01 PM (qlFIA)

420 How do these idiots think Trump got to Walter Reed in the first place? Do they think he drove himself? There are a lot of people who understand risk in their job and accept it as part of the deal.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 04, 2020 11:02 PM (Eyavp)

421 Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Oh well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Posted by: Drink Like Janis Joplin


*glare*

Posted by: Meatloaf at October 04, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

422 Happy Birthday to Buster Keaton, too.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2020 11:03 PM (mNhhD)

423 iirc, During Trump's SOTU adress he announced the Right to Try Act, letting patients choose to use experimental treatments?

Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (l3+k2)

424 I'm not a huge fan of Trump's speaking style. I don't like repetition, although I know it is a classic ssles technique. I will usually turn off a Trump speech pretty quickly.

But these last two video messages are much more attuned to my taste. A little more laid back with a softer tone.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (5p7BC)

425 Halloween is coming.
Maybe we could do a masked MoMe?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (axyOa)

426 If Trump beats it, it will be hard to continue the argument that "the virus is death".

This has been the Left's cognitive error from the start - your chances of dying from the CCP virus are minimal unless you are over 80, or have severe comorbidities.

Trump is 74, and his only comorbidity is obesity.

Bluntly, almost everyone who dies of CCP virus would have died from something else within five years.

The Left has to believe that CCP virus is a lot more fatal than it is, in order to justify all the lockdowns.

That being said, I hope Trump agrees to spend a few more days in the hospital, to guard against any relapse, and to be properly rested. If he largely takes the week off, and is sure that he kicked the virus, that gives him three more weeks to campaign.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

427 Thanks, everybody.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (+y/Ru)

428 You mean like HCQ which saved lives but is banned because some fucking lunatic Leftist idiot drank aquarium cleaner?
Posted by: deplorable unperson


A murder investigation was opened.

Not sure of current situation.

Posted by: Miklos, admitting ignorance at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

429 How much of a one time blackmail payment will put this stupidity to rest? We all know the answer to this one unfortunately.
You have learned well, MisHum....

Posted by: The Dane at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (0jfkF)

430 A story from the battle for Iwo Jima, about laughing when you're about to die: (forgot where I read it) It was a night of banzai charges in the dark, the marines were dug into foxholes, but out of the dark waves of suicide attackers kept coming at them with no warning. Some of them had satchel charges that they tried to throw into the foxholes, some succeeded. One such attacker was running when a marine shot him and fell on his activated satchel charge a few feet in front of the foxhole he was attacking . The explosion was terrific, and it blew the torso of the dead Japanese soldier into their foxhole, minus any clothes, or any appendages. The grisly carcass landed ass up, in the lap of one of the marines who had been disoriented by the explosion.

He looked down, and everyone around heard him yell loudly "Oh my god! Am I hit that bad????" Everyone around him broke down laughing so hard that the unit was useless for a few minutes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 11:05 PM (V2Yro)

431 Thanks, everybody.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Quite welcome.

Posted by: Everybody at October 04, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

432 Saw on Outkick that sideline reporter Michelle Tofoya had slippage on the football game tonight!?! an then continued to read it was just her mask.

Man, 2020. This is where we are.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:06 PM (Ojki1)

433 "35 How sure are you that Meatallica is an error?"

Meatallica is a tribute band that does mashups of Meat Loaf and Metallica songs.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:06 PM (qpX6U)

434 These people should be tarred and feathered or
pilloried in front of the courthouses nationwide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (cI3Q7)


I concur! Wholeheartedly! On a regular basis.

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 11:06 PM (FKJuo)

435 Trump got the Regeneron interclonal cocktail through Right to Try. The left won't report that part.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2020 11:07 PM (mNhhD)

436 I'm guessing part of the reason Trump did that little drive by was that he was already getting cabin fever from 2 days in the hospital

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Praying for POTUS & FLOTUS & AMERICA - at October 04, 2020 11:07 PM (nUhF0)

437 I suspect that the Karens do not get enough of certain gendered fluids.


***SNORT****

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 11:07 PM (aA3+G)

438 First concert I ever attended was Beach boys and Paul Revere and the Raiders at Kennedy Pavillion (Spokane) in 1970.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 04, 2020 11:08 PM (frSF7)

439 You may fire when ready.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Sir!

Or Ma'am Sir!

Posted by: Gridley at October 04, 2020 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

440 How many Nobel Peace Prize nominations is he up to now? Four?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:08 PM (U2p+3)

441 237 ...
hmm. but why are so many Democrats? It is not as if main stream Protestants aren't doing it too, but it is weird.
Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (03Hn+)


Aside from a few good Lutheran churches and the occasional good Presbyterian or Episcopal church, mainline Protestant churches are mostly defunct. For the most part, the most active churches are some flavor of Evangelical or conservative Catholic. LDS is doing well, too, but they tend to mostly concentrated in Utah.

I think it is possible to be Christian and a Democrat, but the Democrats are doing their best to alienate historical Christians.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 04, 2020 11:08 PM (9IdCK)

442 Everyone around him broke down laughing so hard that the unit was useless for a few minutes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 11:05 PM (V2Yro)

***SNORT***

I am a big fan of dark humor. Fargo and War of the Roses always give me the giggles.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:08 PM (9beqF)

443 Enjoy it, Anonosaurus. At midnight all the presents go back! (Just kidding.)

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2020 11:09 PM (mNhhD)

444 These people should be tarred and feathered or
pilloried in front of the courthouses nationwide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (cI3Q7)

There is a lack of tire irons in this statement, but I guess this is a good start.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:09 PM (Ojki1)

445 These people should be tarred and feathered or
pilloried in front of the courthouses nationwide.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (cI3Q7)
I concur! Wholeheartedly! On a regular basis.
Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 11:06 PM (FKJuo)


Go long on tar and feathers futures?

The real investment sleeper here is that MyPillory Trump supporter!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at October 04, 2020 11:09 PM (2C38g)

446
There are a lot of people who understand risk in their job and accept it as part of the deal.
Posted by: Jen the original

========

The phrase "taking a bullet" comes to mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)

447 Why should the cops be allowed to remove their masks when eating or drinking.

Especially drinking.

Posted by: torabora at October 04, 2020 11:09 PM (Y274z)

448 I think the Eagles sang it best. There's Gonna Be a Heartache Tonight.

Ben Smith
@benyt
Outlets assigned top reporters to update Mr. Trump's obituary - Peter Baker at The New York Times, Marc Fisher at The Washington Post and Mark Z. Barabak at The Los Angeles Times, people at each paper told me....

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)

449 425 Halloween is coming.
Maybe we could do a masked MoMe?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:04 PM (axyOa)


I've had enough of masks to last me the rest of my life.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

450 Why should the cops be allowed to remove their masks when eating or drinking.

Especially drinking.
Posted by: torabora
---
The real question is why should cops be allowed to eat or drink at all...///

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 11:11 PM (UUBmN)

451 Yeah, but neither of you are in the continental US.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM (CAJOC)

Last I looked, Alaska was definitely securely attached to the continent. So part of the "continental" U.S., unlike Hawaii, which is adrift in the Pacific.

What Alaska is not, is "contiguous". But that could be fixed, and DJT should make a point of doing it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:11 PM (ylPzy)

452 docs had a very ghoulish sense of humor.

Posted by: Tuna at October 04, 2020 10:25 PM (gLRfa)


And military and cops. And morticians. People who deal with death regularly have to have a coping mechanism.

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 11:11 PM (FKJuo)

453 "the reason Trump did that little drive by was that he was already getting cabin fever"

That's how I read it.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:11 PM (qpX6U)

454 Happy Birthday to Buster Keaton, too.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 04, 2020 11:03

Buster Keaton shares my bday?

Today at 1:06 MDT. I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (aK86z)

455 369 Today is my birthday. My daughter baked me a German chocolate cake. We turned our backs for a moment and my dog ate a huge amount. A French poodle eating German chocolate cake! And now I'm afraid he'll be sick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 10:51 PM (+y/Ru)


Chocolate is toxic to dogs. When this happened to us, we induced vomiting with a concoction we looked up on the Internet. I think Hydrogen Peroxide was the active ingredient.

Posted by: Splunge at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (dOV9E)

456 Janis Joplin. WEBN, 102.7 on your FM dial, has released 3 t-shirts a year since sometime in the '70s. Both the clothing line and the promos for them have won numerous awards over the years.

Back in the late '70s or early '80s they had an outstanding promo featuring a Janis impersonator. I'm sure most of you will figure out which of her tunes to sing it to:

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me, a fire-works t-shirt?
My friends all wear Izods, my fee-lings are hurt.
It goes with my blue jeans, my shorts, or my skirt.
O-oh Lord, won't you buy me, a fire-works t-shirt.
Thank you very much


So well done that 40 years later I remember it well enough to quote by memory, all to advertise a shirt I never owned.

Posted by: The shooting times are approaching at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (t1zLB)

457 "the reason Trump did that little drive by was that he was already getting cabin fever"

How long has he been in the hospital?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (9beqF)

458 I am a big fan of dark humor. Fargo and War of the Roses always give me the giggles.
Posted by: ALH


"It's even worse-they're out of bullets!"

Posted by: Miklos Miklosevich, got a million of'em at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

459 There are a lot of people who understand risk in their job and accept it as part of the deal.
Posted by: Jen the original
========
The phrase "taking a bullet" comes to mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 04, 2020 11:09 PM (G51Gf)

There are lot of people who understand Risk in Life and accept it as part of the deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (V2Yro)

460 The reason Trump did the drive by was to show appreciation for the people who showed support for him.

Posted by: Splunge at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (dOV9E)

461 What Alaska is not, is "contiguous". But that could be fixed, and DJT should make a point of doing it.

British Columbia becomes American Columbia?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (SchxB)

462 I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (aK86z)

Because you didn't die.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (9beqF)

463 These people should be tarred and feathered or

pilloried in front of the courthouses nationwide.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2020 10:23 PM (cI3Q7)



There is a lack of tire irons in this statement, but I guess this is a good start.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:09 PM (Ojki1)

being tarred and feathered was a horrific, barbaric punishment. Aside from the hideous wounds, you were banished from your town and society. /I think to some the punishment sounds almost staid or comical, it wasn't . And I don't recommend it for anyone.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (03Hn+)

464 Irony Alert: Missus Muldoon stopped at a burger restaurant near us that is popular with the Harley Davidson crowd. She said of the 15 or 20 biker types there, 90% were wearing their face masks, but less than half had helmets.

Hmmm?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (m45I2)

465
Reserve Best in Show for Miss Delilah at today's Greater Humble Area KC show. That is, she is considered to have defeated every dog showing today, except one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (mht8P)

466 Chocolate is toxic to dogs.

But apparently not all dogs from what I've read.

That said I have never and will never give chocolate to dogs because I don't want to find out if what I rea was right and my dog is in the "It is" category.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (Ojki1)

467 SanTan MoonJuice "Galactic" IPA.

My little brother has weird, but interesting, tastes. Kinda glad he left this here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 10:31 PM (SchxB)

San Tan has some good stuff. I attended a wedding there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (ylPzy)

468 448 I think the Eagles sang it best. There's Gonna Be a Heartache Tonight."

Except if we're talking about the MSM, change it to 'There's gonna be a ButtAche tonight".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (V2Yro)

469
I'm very curious how exactly Insee intends to force Boeing to bring those jobs back to Seattle.

Obama would have said those jobs are gone forever and the only way to bring them back is with a magic wand.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (63Dwl)

470 The scariest thing to go out as on Halloween would be as human without a mask!

Posted by: Karen Karenson at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (EUzoR)

471 "How long has he been in the hospital?"

The thing that drove me nuts in the hospital was the same thing that drove me nuts in jail: the noise. It really gets to you quick. Being in a jail hospital would be ultra-unbearable.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:15 PM (qpX6U)

472 Jen Rubin tweeted that the MD AG should arrest PDT for endangering his SS during the SUV ride. She is completely insane.
Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2020 10:47 PM (R0z7P)


I suspect they thought he would be incapacitated for two weeks like they claim everyone is. This is killing them like the bad guy from the movie just came back after being lit on fire and thrown into the shark tank, and they are out of kung-fu moves

Scott Adams was on about only Republicans catching WuFlu and asking if it were bioterrorism. He is a known $h^t stirrer, but he makes a scary point. The worse one is for the Dems who wonder what this possible backlash is going to serve up

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2020 11:15 PM (WyVLE)

473 Happy Birthday to all the birthday Morons!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:15 PM (m45I2)

474 Congratulations Hadrian!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:15 PM (U2p+3)

475
I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (aK86z)



Because you didn't die.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (9beqF)

Someone asked Seve Ballesteros how he four putted from ten feet. He said, " I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit and it went in"

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:15 PM (03Hn+)

476 462 I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (aK86z)

Because you didn't die.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (9beqF)

Slowly, then suddenly at 12 am.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:16 PM (Ojki1)

477 340 Meatallica reminds me of how I got my nick. Misspelled my middle name on a plate in a drafting class.

I always admired Bob Gibson's willingness to pitch inside. Inspired me to do the same.
Posted by: Javems at October 04, 2020 10:46 PM (A+M5E)
-----
I got mine by being way to drunk to type "MeBack"

Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 11:16 PM (buTO7)

478 ((( LadyL )))


Couple weeks now, ma'am.

I'll leave Galveston on Tuesday, but I'm making a detour to Marble Falls, TX to visit a good friend of 30 years. He's retired from the San Antonio P.D., and used to own the motorcycle escort company I rode for back in the '80s.

Wednesday morning, I'll be en route directly to Corsicana.

Poor car is gonna ride low, again. I can see the TV news reports now. "Driver apprehended with a dozen guns and several thousand rounds of ammunition!". Delivered in their panicked, aghast voices of course.

When the stick the mic in the back seat of the cop car to ask me why I had "several thousand rounds of ammunition", I'll answer in the only truthful way:

"Because the Mazda 5 ain't a Ford F-350, and there's a weight limit, don'tcha know!"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2020 11:16 PM (QzJWU)

479 San Tan has some good stuff. I attended a wedding there.

Had dinner there a few times, no wedding cake was on the menu for dessert. Now that I know it's an option...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:17 PM (SchxB)

480 There are lot of people who understand Risk in Life and accept it as part of the deal.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I have won at Risk, and at Life, but never tried to play both games at once.

Posted by: Miklos, also Parcheesie champ (as a drinking game) at October 04, 2020 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

481 What Alaska is not, is "contiguous".

-
It's like a second cousin once removed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2020 11:17 PM (+y/Ru)

482 I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (aK86z)

And Happy Birthday. I think 65 is a pretty important date. The government picked that for a reason.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:17 PM (03Hn+)

483 being tarred and feathered was a horrific, barbaric punishment. Aside from the hideous wounds, you were banished from your town and society. /I think to some the punishment sounds almost staid or comical, it wasn't . And I don't recommend it for anyone.
Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (03Hn+)

It is horrible to serve as a message- don't do this shit.

It wasn't given out for jaywalking.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:18 PM (Ojki1)

484 "I'm very curious how exactly Inslee intends to force Boeing to bring those jobs back to Seattle."

If he really wanted Boeing back, he wouldn't have qualified his demand by saying "when the market for airplanes comes back."

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:18 PM (qpX6U)

485 Jen Rubin needs to be locked in a room filled with hyenas.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2020 11:18 PM (XrCyE)

486 Obama would have said those jobs are gone forever and the only way to bring them back is with a magic wand.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (63Dwl)


Of all the dumb things Gaylord said, that might have been the worst. He really wasn't that good at trolling because he aimed them at GOP dunces we already hated.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 11:18 PM (y7DUB)

487 The government picked that for a reason.
Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:17 PM (03Hn+)

What was the reason?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:18 PM (9beqF)

488 Today at 1:06 MDT. I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?
Posted by: Farmer

Goes fast, doesn't it?

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 11:19 PM (Rvt88)

489 "Then, when [the announcer] began telling everyone how horribly racist American society is, we were livid," said Frantz, who hosts "Frantz Authority" on Salem affiliate 1420 The ANSWER. "Most of us sat down immediately, and the three dads near me, all of whom were police officers, were visibly angry. One said he would have walked out if it wasn't his son's senior season."

What happened to your lungs, dude, that you couldn't boo with gusto, and great abandon?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:19 PM (ylPzy)

490 Inslee probably thinks that he can catch Boing on the rebound!





(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:19 PM (m45I2)

491 "I think 65 is a pretty important date. The government picked that for a reason."

It wasn't their first pick.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:19 PM (qpX6U)

492 My dog bit me on the leg today.
My cat clawed my eyes.

The weasels ripped my flesh.



There's a BIG bird over my house. Go Away. GO AWAY !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Avid Aviary Critic ... at October 04, 2020 11:20 PM (LPnfS)

493 The thing that drove me nuts in the hospital was the same thing that drove me nuts in jail: the noise. It really gets to you quick. Being in a jail hospital would be ultra-unbearable.
Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:15 PM (qpX6U)

No way POTUS has a standard hospital thin walled room. And I'll bet the every 4 hours vitals check isn't as intrusive either...not that he might have more than one of them a night unless the 'Rona really hit him and he is sleeping for 6 hours a day.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:20 PM (Ojki1)

494 Boing

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:20 PM (03Hn+)

495 490 Inslee probably thinks that he can catch Boing on the rebound!

(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:19 PM (m45I2)

You are so bad.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:20 PM (9beqF)

496 485 Jen Rubin needs to be locked in a room filled with hyenas.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2020 11:18 PM (XrCyE)

*GLARE*

Posted by: Hyenas at October 04, 2020 11:20 PM (Ojki1)

497 Today at 1:06 MDT. I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?
Posted by: Farmer


A journey of a thousand miles begins with a six-pack.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

498 I'm now old, 65 today, how did that happen?
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:12 PM (aK86z)
Because you didn't die.
Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:13

Well yeah, I get that. In my mind I'm nowwhere in the realm of reality. LOL. Maybe 40s.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (aK86z)

499 I have won at Risk...


*********

Kamchatka, where dreams of world domination go to die.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (m45I2)

500 Someone asked Seve Ballesteros how he four putted from ten feet. He said, " I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit and it went in"
Posted by: Quint


Wasnt he the one who would wave his putter around like zorro?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

501 I'm very curious how exactly Inslee intends to force Boeing to bring those jobs back to Seattle."


Absolution truth to the rumor the Washington national guard is preparing invasion plans for South Carolina.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (axyOa)

502 being tarred and feathered was a horrific, barbaric punishment. Aside
from the hideous wounds, you were banished from your town and society.
/I think to some the punishment sounds almost staid or comical, it
wasn't . And I don't recommend it for anyone.


Sounds perfect.

I have a list.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (QVRW2)

503 POTUS only sleeps about 4 hours a night anyways...that's how he gets so much done.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (UUBmN)

504 My dog bit me on the leg today.
My cat clawed my eyes.

The weasels ripped my flesh.



None of this is in the accepted canon of Blues lyrics.

Posted by: Blind Lemon Miklos at October 04, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

505 485
Jen Rubin needs to be locked in a room filled with hyenas.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2020 11:18 PM (XrCyE)

----------------------------

Doesn't she already work at WaPo?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2020 11:22 PM (+3rQF)

506 Inslee is in a bar right now showing a guy a picture of Boeing.

Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 11:22 PM (buTO7)

507 My gosh, Jim.

Drive CAREFULLY!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 04, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

508 Wasnt he the one who would wave his putter around like zorro?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (U2p+3)


Chi Chi Rodriguez

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 11:23 PM (y7DUB)

509 POTUS only sleeps about 4 hours a night anyways...that's how he gets so much done.
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui


It's that Melania that doesn't let him sleep.

Posted by: Miklos, reasonably free of envy at October 04, 2020 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

510 In my mind I'm nowwhere in the realm of reality. LOL. Maybe 40s.
Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (aK86z)


It's just a number. And a privilege. Lots of others don't make it to that milestone, so congrats!

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:23 PM (9beqF)

511 Greetings:

Me, I'm wondering if, in Denmark, 50% of garbage collectors are female.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 04, 2020 11:23 PM (evgyj)

512 How is Melania faring?

Posted by: davidt at October 04, 2020 11:24 PM (l3+k2)

513 Absolutely no truth to the rumor...


Stupid keyboard.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:24 PM (axyOa)

514 Chy Chy Rodrigweez was the zorro putter

Posted by: Les Nesmond at October 04, 2020 11:24 PM (786Ro)

515 Jim, I think we could still do Zoom.
Just ask everyone to NOT post anything from there to social media or blogs.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

It's not secure. It's Chinese spyware.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:24 PM (ylPzy)

516 Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:14 PM (Ojki1)

Our Brittany Spaniel scarfed down 3 boxes of chocolate covered cherries
Of course ske lived & was no worse for the wear

The carpet where she barfed, not so much

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 11:25 PM (aA3+G)

517 According to Trump yesterday she is doing better than him.

Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 11:25 PM (UUBmN)

518 Chy Chy Rodrigweez was the zorro putter
Posted by: Les Nesmond

Les Nessman, is that you?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 11:25 PM (Rvt88)

519 British Columbia becomes American Columbia?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again


Ding Dang it !!!

I'm never going to get to do High Tea at the Victorian !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 04, 2020 11:26 PM (LPnfS)

520 Boeing to Inslee: LOLGF

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2020 11:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

521 Chi Chi got a lotta puttahs.

Posted by: Cicci at October 04, 2020 11:26 PM (l3+k2)

522 Didn't Biden once say that he was in Walter Reed Med Ctr, and the nurses blew sweet nothings in his nostrils and brought him pillows from home, or some insane shit like that? Somebody should ask PDJT if he got the Nostril Blow therapy like Slow Joe got.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2020 11:26 PM (+3rQF)

523 What Alaska is not, is "contiguous". But that could be fixed, and DJT should make a point of doing it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:11 PM (ylPzy)

We already have a Vancouver, and I see no reason to get another one.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2020 11:27 PM (WyVLE)

524
(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:19 PM (m45I2)


Brian

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:27 PM (axyOa)

525 The lockdowns have shown that you don't need to rent that high priced office space to run a business.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 11:28 PM (9beqF)

526 Boeing to Inslee: LOLGF
Posted by: LASue


To the Moon, Inslee, to the Moon!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden Boeing Starliner Project Manager at October 04, 2020 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

527
(wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:19 PM (m45I2)

Dang it!!!

Groan.
WTF???
Stupid thing

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:28 PM (axyOa)

528 Somebody should ask PDJT if he got the Nostril Blow therapy like Slow Joe got.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2020 11:26 PM (+3rQF)

Think any nurse wants to chance Meliana finding out they did that?

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:28 PM (Ojki1)

529 Ah yes.

Chi Chi Rodriguez. Back when golf was fun. I remember being all upset when Tom Watson would beat Jack Nicklaus.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

530 "No way POTUS has a standard hospital thin walled room."

I'll bet he doesn't have a faulty infuser like I did either. Alarm would go off for no reason a couple times a day. I had a roommate too, one that would never allow the damn TV to be shut off. He had to have it on 24 hrs/day.

But the noise that really gets to you is stomping feet in the corridor. Very quickly you get the impression that people are doing it on purpose. It seems to get louder and louder. In jail, it shook the floor and reverberated thru the bench. It was worse than the food, and worse than having to take a dump in front of all the other prisoners.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:29 PM (qpX6U)

531 According to Trump yesterday she is doing better than him.
Posted by: lin-duh en-nui at October 04, 2020 11:25 PM



Did you catch his little comment that she was only a little bit younger than him? The man cannot not crack wise.

Posted by: Hands at October 04, 2020 11:29 PM (786Ro)

532 Happy birthday farmer. May you live to be 100 and may I live to be 101.

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2020 11:30 PM (+ya+t)

533 Chi Chi Rodriguez. Back when golf was fun. I remember being all upset when Tom Watson would beat Jack Nicklaus.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

*holds Chi-Chi's mojito*

Posted by: Sam Snead at October 04, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

534 Jen Rubin WAS locked in a room filled with hyenas. The hyenas all committed suicide.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

535 The lockdowns have shown that you don't need to rent that high priced office space to run a business.

When this shit is over the company I work for wants to bring everyone into a shiny new office, with an open floor plan and no cubicle walls.

I thought I was gonna like this job. I thought wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:30 PM (SchxB)

536 Anyway ... a small favor.

Prayers for a very sick friend and his exhausted wife ...

Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (LPnfS)

537 Jen Rubin WAS locked in a room filled with hyenas.
Posted by: qdpsteve

How could you tell which one was Jen?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt88)

538 Someone asked Seve Ballesteros how he four putted from ten feet. He said, " I hit, I hit, I hit, I hit and it went in"

Posted by: Quint





Wasnt he the one who would wave his putter around like zorro?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:21 PM (U2p+3)

that was Chi Chi Rodriguez. I was i a Spanish class in college and we were supposed to to a report of someone of Hispanic origin. I chose Chi Chi. He was a really good guy and I had some good lines to say about him. But when I told the teacher about my subject, he looked at me strangely and said something like "don't mess with Chi Chi". The teacher was from Puerto Rico but his looked told me to abandon ship.

I did my speech on Seve and that is fine, he was my favorite golfer at the time. He was from Spain. Too bad Seve is long gone and though he was younger than Chi Chi, Chi Chi is still around. The Seve passing was tragic really. He was beloved in Europe, particularly by the Brits He married into I think royalty, actual royalty in Spain. I could be wrong there but he married very well.

He died too young of some type of brain cancer. He was no Chi Chi mind you, the guy had a huge chip on his shoulder. Even though many Americans loved him, he wanted to beat them in the Ryder Cup more than he wanted to do anything on earth. And he said some bad things about America and Americans that came out later. Too bad because everyone loved his style. But the guy always had a chip on his shoulder. Still a great golfer though and he had more charisma than 99 percent of the people out there today.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (03Hn+)

539 Of course Adriane!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt88)

540 AOP, then let's find something else. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

541 The press and the left Dont understand or appreciate POTUSs show of strength, but our foreign adversaries and we do.

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2020 11:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

542 Lee Trevino was a helluva guy. His daughter, Leslie went to my high school. She was..... adventurous.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:32 PM (U2p+3)

543 530 "No way POTUS has a standard hospital thin walled room."

I'll bet he doesn't have a faulty infuser like I did either. Alarm would go off for no reason a couple times a day. I had a roommate too, one that would never allow the damn TV to be shut off. He had to have it on 24 hrs/day.

But the noise that really gets to you is stomping feet in the corridor. Very quickly you get the impression that people are doing it on purpose. It seems to get louder and louder. In jail, it shook the floor and reverberated thru the bench. It was worse than the food, and worse than having to take a dump in front of all the other prisoners.
Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:29 PM (qpX6U)

Ugh. Thankfully both my recent hospitalizations have been private rooms so I didn't have to deal with a roommate...but that didn't help with the corridor. Even the fan I got from them only dampened the noise a bit.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:33 PM (Ojki1)

544 "Jen Rubin tweeted that the MD AG should arrest PDT for endangering his SS during the SUV ride. She is completely insane."

She is critically in need of a dicking. Maybe with a tire iron.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 04, 2020 11:33 PM (kanKw)

545 Whig, you were right. This is the series of articles I had in mind in response to April:

https://www.anonymousconservative.com/
blog/touching-the-raw-amygdala-
part-i-foundational-understandings/

Remove returns

Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2020 11:33 PM (4JM5Y)

546 Lee Trevino was a helluva guy. His daughter, Leslie went to my high school. She was..... adventurous.

How long were you two together?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:33 PM (SchxB)

547 537 Jen Rubin WAS locked in a room filled with hyenas.
Posted by: qdpsteve

How could you tell which one was Jen?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt8

She was the one who didn't gnaw off body parts hoping it would provide an escape.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:33 PM (Ojki1)

548 "The press and the left Dont understand or appreciate POTUSs show of strength,"

The press and the left would carp about anything he did, whatever it might be. All they have is their hatred.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:34 PM (qpX6U)

549 Insty posted a link to this. It's about a conservative trans-woman (ex tug boat captain!) that went undercover with Antifa in Portland:

https://tinyurl.com/y2y8279b
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 04, 2020 10:59 PM (YynYJ)

I think there used to be a TV show about that. Tugboat Dannie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:34 PM (ylPzy)

550 maybe James Comey can arrest PDT for Ms. Rubin. In fact, he'd probably do it for favor to her.


Bam, done, you welcome Jen

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2020 11:35 PM (WyVLE)

551 When I say Seve was no Chi Chi i mean Chi Chi was more of a showman and was a more genial person to the public. Seve was by far the better golfer. Chi Chi made more of a mark on the Senior Tour.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:35 PM (03Hn+)

552 maybe James Comey can arrest PDT for Ms. Rubin. In fact, he'd probably do it for favor to her.


Bam, done, you welcome Jen
Posted by: Kindltot


In exchange for... certain favors

Posted by: Miklos begins to understand Hell at October 04, 2020 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

553 541 The press and the left Dont understand or appreciate POTUSs show of strength, but our foreign adversaries and we do.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2020 11:32 PM (Ed8Zd)

given they worship Prezzy Obumbles who they thought looked dreamy lifting 5 pound weights...yeah, strength isn't something that the press/left don't understand. Hence "Toxic masculinity".

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:36 PM (Ojki1)

554 Insty posted a link to this. It's about a conservative trans-woman (ex tug boat captain!) that went undercover with Antifa in Portland:

Wait, wasn't that the original premise of Petticoat Junction?

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 04, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

555 I think there used to be a TV show about that. Tugboat Dannie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

**********


If he's had the surgery, he won't ever enjoy a Tug again.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:37 PM (m45I2)

556 522 Didn't Biden once say that he was in Walter Reed Med Ctr, and the nurses blew sweet nothings in his nostrils and brought him pillows from home, or some insane shit like that? Somebody should ask PDJT if he got the Nostril Blow therapy like Slow Joe got.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 04, 2020 11:26 PM (+3rQF)


I had forgotten all about that story. The Horde Memory is strong.

https://tinyurl.com/y3gz2yr5

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 04, 2020 11:37 PM (9IdCK)

557 I'm very curious how exactly Inslee intends to force Boeing to bring those jobs back to Seattle."


Absolution truth to the rumor the Washington national guard is preparing invasion plans for South Carolina.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04,

His statement was meant for consumption by the morons who vote for him. Stupid enough to vote him into office, stupid enough to believe he can force Boeing to come back. Meanwhile, business friendly states like Kansas, Alabama and South Carolina are in discussions with Boeing regarding moving the remainder of their production to their state. Dimwhitslee couldn't plan an invasion of his own backyard.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 04, 2020 11:37 PM (frSF7)

558 552 maybe James Comey can arrest PDT for Ms. Rubin. In fact, he'd probably do it for favor to her.


Bam, done, you welcome Jen
Posted by: Kindltot


In exchange for... certain favors
Posted by: Miklos begins to understand Hell at October 04, 2020 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)

Is not using Twitter one of the favors?

Can not using Twitter BE one of the favors?

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:37 PM (Ojki1)

559 Ah yes.

Chi Chi Rodriguez. Back when golf was fun. I remember being all upset when Tom Watson would beat Jack Nicklaus.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)


Jack was the man. I remember when he was Fat Jack and looked like a prototype of John Daly until he did a makeover into the Golden Bear. When Tiger was setting the world on fire and everyone predicted he'd beat Jack's record for majors, I said "we'll see; golf wears on you as you age".

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 11:38 PM (y7DUB)

560 One said he would have walked out if it wasn't his son's senior season.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2020 11:39 PM (oVJmc)

561 I think there used to be a TV show about that. Tugboat Dannie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

**********


If he's had the surgery, he won't ever enjoy a Tug again.
Posted by: Muldoon


Any port in a storm

Posted by: Miklos, thinking this is quay at October 04, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

562 Jack was the man. I remember when he was Fat Jack and looked like a prototype of John Daly until he did a makeover into the Golden Bear. When Tiger was setting the world on fire and everyone predicted he'd beat Jack's record for majors, I said "we'll see; golf wears on you as you age".
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 11:38 PM (y7DUB)

Little did you know about the mistresses. Golf ages but a very public humiliation and expensive divorce can do a lot as well.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

563 John Daly! Now there was a guy who could strike a one-iron and not dislodge the ash from his cigarette!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:40 PM (m45I2)

564 Why won't you people just let the Idiot Governor if Washington State Jay Inslee be clear?!!

Posted by: Sharkman at October 04, 2020 11:40 PM (O033+)

565 "Thankfully both my recent hospitalizations have been private rooms so I didn't have to deal with a roommate...but that didn't help with the corridor."

The hospital charged me $4,000 per day. Can't imagine what a private room would have cost. (That was in 2005.) I paid the bill in full, then found out only afterward that standard procedure is to challenge every line item on the bill, wear them down for hours until they discount it. Won't make that mistake again.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:40 PM (qpX6U)

566 Jack was the man but Arnie was the boss.

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2020 11:41 PM (+ya+t)

567 Lee Trevino was a helluva guy. His daughter, Leslie went to my high school. She was..... adventurous.

How long were you two together?


Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:33 PM (SchxB)

Someone of real ability should do a bio of Trevino. He is a very interesting person. He was one of the true greats in his time. He was known for always joking and chatting, but his jokes often had a barb and anger about them. I won't take that too far but he was a different kind of dude. He was mostly a loner on Tour, and still is in many ways. He is still around and if he is talking, it is often worth listening to.

He came from a very poor background in I think West Texas. He made his living playing other for money, not on tour but straight up gambling. Probably his most famous quote was about pressure. He said real pressure was trying to make a putt for on a $10 bet with $5 in your pocket. That is not the exact quote but that was the gist of it.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:41 PM (03Hn+)

568 Dimwhitslee couldn't plan an invasion of his own backyard.
Posted by: Sock Monkey


with both hands and a flashlight

You forgot the both hands and a flashlight part

Posted by: Miklos, modestly suggesting at October 04, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

569 British Columbia becomes American Columbia?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (SchxB)

Basically all of the B.C. mainland, excluding Vancouver and environs (teeming with Leftards), plus Alberta, Saskatchewan, Yukon, and Northwest Territory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:42 PM (ylPzy)

570 Meh. The PGA hasn't been interesting since Belushi and Aykroyd were on the tour.

John, not Jim.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2020 11:42 PM (m45I2)

571 Our Weimaraner ate a bag of Hershey Kisses. He lived but pooped little foil wrappers for a while.

Posted by: Megthered at October 04, 2020 11:43 PM (SM/op)

572 The hospital charged me $4,000 per day. Can't imagine what a private room would have cost. (That was in 2005.) I paid the bill in full, then found out only afterward that standard procedure is to challenge every line item on the bill, wear them down for hours until they discount it. Won't make that mistake again.
Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:40 PM (qpX6U)

I was in for cancer treatment both time, so I'm not sure double occupancy was an option the first time, and the second was chemo that wiped out my immune system and every room in that wing looked to be single occupancy.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:43 PM (Ojki1)

573 Dominican priest said was offered for PDT and peace, and at which he reminded us that the rosary he wears on his habit is his open carry, and the one in his pocket is his concealed carry.

********

We don't have guns, and sometimes I think we need one.... however, I am reminded of our real weapon. An exorcist says "Our Mama wears combat boots."

I don't know if God wants us to go through the trials and tribulations or if He wants to show his mercy and power. I will rest in Him. Peace.

Posted by: sassy at October 04, 2020 11:43 PM (tUGnI)

574 Tonight PDT had pizza delivered for them. Someone on Twitter said a hundred. He is such a good man.
Posted by: EveR at October 04, 2020 10:28 PM


REEEE! Bad Orange Man Buying Votes with Pizzas! And the unhealthy pizzas will wind up killing his supporters! Tonight, on our roundtable discussion ...

Posted by: XiNN at October 04, 2020 11:43 PM (d/5jB)

575 being tarred and feathered was a horrific, barbaric punishment. Aside from the hideous wounds, you were banished from your town and society. /I think to some the punishment sounds almost staid or comical, it wasn't . And I don't recommend it for anyone.
Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:13 PM (03Hn+)

Gorilla Glue and feathers would work just fine, and you can get it at any Home Depot. Tar is harder to find these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:44 PM (ylPzy)

576 Basically all of the B.C. mainland, excluding Vancouver and environs (teeming with Leftards), plus Alberta, Saskatchewan, Yukon, and Northwest Territory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


This was discussed when Quebec seems primed to go its own way.

The Maritimes would have to petition the US for an arrangement as well.

Posted by: Miklos, who does not resemble Fidel Castro at all at October 04, 2020 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

577 Hey all,

Can I bore you with what the GOA tallied cost wise for fire fighting in Cali in 2018? Or should I just lean in with what this year alone in gonna cost?

let me know....

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2020 11:45 PM (u1WYs)

578 Tar is harder to find these days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Might need a whole new pipeline.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing industrial scale demand at October 04, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

579 "I was in for cancer treatment both time, so I'm not sure double occupancy was an option the first time, and the second was chemo that wiped out my immune system and every room in that wing looked to be single occupancy."

I wish you the very best of a healthy recovery!

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:46 PM (qpX6U)

580 Happy birthday farmer. May you live to be 100 and may I live to be 101.
Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2020 11:30

TY dartist. And may we have some warmer days, maybe Tues. I need to wrap up some outside garden issues. And I'm F#$*ing old now, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at October 04, 2020 11:46 PM (aK86z)

581 "My two youngest have gotten in vinyl big time. Both have bought turntables and speakers. They raided our 3 huge bins of albums and the 45's in the past week. Today was such a fun day. We were down in my daughters room listening to old songs from the 50's 60's and 70's. We were dancing and singing. Such a fun time."
-Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (nxdel)

I have done that with my Mom, recently. She doesn't mind having major speech problems as much when she's singing.

Posted by: Slapweasel at October 04, 2020 11:46 PM (Ckg4U)

582 He came from a very poor background in I think West Texas.

There's a Lee Trevino Drive in El Paso, if that helps.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 04, 2020 11:47 PM (SchxB)

583 Oh....sorry


Evening Horde.....my bad....

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2020 11:47 PM (u1WYs)

584 Prayers for a very sick friend and his exhausted wife ...
Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (LPnfS)

Prayers up Adriane.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 04, 2020 11:47 PM (frSF7)

585 I paid the bill in full, then found out only afterward that standard procedure is to challenge every line item on the bill, wear them down for hours until they discount it. Won't make that mistake again.
Posted by: gp

My hospital bill for my heart excitement was large and my checkbook was not so I paid $25 or $50 a month for a time. Eventually, some clerk from their billing office called and asked if they reduced it could I pay it off.

I gave them a ridiculously low number and the lady said "Deal!". It probably was a quarter of what the face amount of the outstanding bill was. Never know unless you ask.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2020 11:47 PM (Rvt88)

586 I wish you the very best of a healthy recovery!
Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:46 PM (qpX6U)

Thank you.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:47 PM (Ojki1)

587 Little did you know about the mistresses. Golf ages but a very public humiliation and expensive divorce can do a lot as well.
Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:39 PM (Ojki1)


He was a hound like his dad, who's buried in an unmarked grave. I don't know if Tiger used PEDs but he reinvented his swing at least twice because he was torquing his frame to the breaking point. He was very focused on his game. I was never a fan because he was kind of a prick but I cheered for him when he last won the Masters, in commanding fashion, because he stayed loyal to his friendship with DJT.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (y7DUB)

588 Six reasons free pizza will kill you.
Number four will surprise you!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (axyOa)

589 Posted by: XiNN at October 04, 2020 11:43 PM (d/5jB)


Cheap fucker

Posted by : Biden/Harris

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (aA3+G)

590 Jack was the man but Arnie was the boss.

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2020 11:41 PM (+ya+t)

Arnie was the King and Jack was better. The crowds hated him for beating the King so many times. They called him Fat Jack, they booed him, and even kicked Arnie's ball in to a better place if they had the chance. Things changed when people realized how great Nicklaus was. It was a bit like Tiger. Some didn't like him at first, but they had to respect the skill.

Jack and Arnie became very close over the years but they always competed. They competed not just on the course but in business. They both got into marketing and course design I would guess the two combined have built over 100 courses worldwide. And you are talking mega bucks.

I finally decided Jack was the greatest when I attended a major tournament long after his prime. I saw types like Norman and Vijay treat fans like a nuisance and ignore them as best as they could. I was never an autograph seeker, but this one time I joined in. I recall Nicklaus stood there in the crowd until he signed everyone's flag, shirt, whatever. These other guys that were much lesser, could not be bothered. After that, Nicklaus has never done wrong in my view. Btw, he is a huge Trump supporter.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (03Hn+)

591 Gorilla Glue and feathers would work just fine, and you can get it at any Home Depot. Tar is harder to find these days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:44 PM (ylPzy)


roofing compound comes in hand 5 gal buckets, just saying.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (WyVLE)

592 I'm never going to get to do High Tea at the Victorian !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 04, 2020 11:26 PM (LPnfS)

It's the Empress Hotel!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (ylPzy)

593 Tonypete at October 04, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt8

Many Thanks.

This lock down is insane; although he is in ICU, so probably no visitors anyway ...

Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 04, 2020 11:49 PM (LPnfS)

594 I remember my dad got to play in the Byron Nelson Classic a couple times. He loved being in the clubhouse when the big guys would get in and try to cajole them into a card game or ten.

Sometimes he'd be out real late after those days.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

595 I gave them a ridiculously low number and the lady said "Deal!". It probably was a quarter of what the face amount of the outstanding bill was. Never know unless you ask.
Posted by: Tonypete


As of Jan 1, 2021, all fees and costs will be public.

Thank you, President Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at October 04, 2020 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

596 I remember a radio interview with Arnie and the DJ asked if it was true he washed his balls at every hole. Arnie said yes and the DJ asked him how the hell did you get get up there? He was laughing so hard they had to cut his mic.

Posted by: dartist at October 04, 2020 11:50 PM (+ya+t)

597 We already have a Vancouver, and I see no reason to get another one.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2020 11:27 PM (WyVLE)

Nor would I recommend that. One is too many.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:50 PM (ylPzy)

598
Cheap fucker

Posted by : Biden/Harris
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (aA3+G)

Probably hear him brag he brought the 12 pizzas in person.

Posted by: Bete at October 04, 2020 11:50 PM (Ojki1)

599 Played duckduckgo with Meatallica. Found a book of faces page. It appears to be a group of chefs in Los Cabos Mexico.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 04, 2020 11:51 PM (frSF7)

600 Roofing compound can be heated for better flows. No need for substandard coverage.


Just saying.

Posted by: USNtakim at October 04, 2020 11:51 PM (0OmEj)

601 it may or may not be on youtube. I think it is, .but when Bush gave Nicklaus the Medal of Freedom, it was fun seeing politicos from both sides grovelling over him. I believe it was McConnel and Pelosi. I do recall Pelosi lauding him. SHe had a few brain cells back then and she didn't want to miss out.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:51 PM (03Hn+)

602 maybe it was that crying guy Boehner. Now I have to look it up. But Pelosi for sure. IT was funny because the point is they all knew they had to try to get some of the spotlight. A different time I guess.

Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 11:53 PM (03Hn+)

603 "I gave them a ridiculously low number and the lady said "Deal!". It probably was a quarter of what the face amount of the outstanding bill was. Never know unless you ask."

Yeah I was a real sap. I was flush at the time and didn't give it enough thought. Cashed out 12 ounces of gold to help pay it. Look up the Oct 2005 gold price and see how low I sold. I had a 35% gain at that point, but cripes I missed out on a lot of upside.

Anyway, 15 years of good health since then, so I'm grateful for that.

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:53 PM (qpX6U)

604 592

you could slide WAY south to the Huntington Library in Pasadena Ca. where they still manage a righteous High Tea in the garden....reservations of course....not knowing the state of things COVID speaking.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2020 11:53 PM (u1WYs)

605 It's the Empress Hotel!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


um, er, eh ... Squirrel !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 04, 2020 11:54 PM (LPnfS)

606 584

Always an easy move for me...prayers up...and a booster rocket to boot!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2020 11:55 PM (u1WYs)

607 605 It's the Empress Hotel!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

um, er, eh ... Squirrel !!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones


And High Tea is $125.00 per.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:55 PM (U2p+3)

608 Arnie was the King and Jack was better. The crowds hated him for beating the King so many times. They called him Fat Jack, they booed him, and even kicked Arnie's ball in to a better place if they had the chance. Things changed when people realized how great Nicklaus was. It was a bit like Tiger. Some didn't like him at first, but they had to respect the skill.

I was at the US Open at Congressional when Ken Venturi won while nearly collapsing in 100 degree heat while playing 36 holes on Sunday (it used to be a three day tournament). Arnie's Army was a true pile of shit, making noise while other players were addressing the ball and otherwise being major pains in the balls. It maybe wasn't fair but I stopped cheering for Arnie after that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 11:57 PM (y7DUB)

609 And High Tea is $125.00 per.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

I bet JackStraw would do it cheaper.

Posted by: Miklos, a betting man at October 04, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

610 Maybe he'll hold his breath until he turns blue.

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2020 10:50 PM (9beqF)


I think it's too late for that.

Posted by: GWB at October 04, 2020 11:57 PM (FKJuo)

611 Our Brittany Spaniel scarfed down 3 boxes of chocolate covered cherries
Of course ske lived & was no worse for the wear

The carpet where she barfed, not so much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 04, 2020 11:25 PM (aA3+G)


One of our past dogs (Australian Cattle Dog) ate half a pound of See's candies; she was fine. You figure maybe only 15% of the candies is chocolate... mostly milk chocolate which is itself well below 50% chocolate. Turns out it usually takes a LOT of chocolate to be lethal to a dog, although some dogs are more sensitive to it than others. We're talking 100+ oz. to reach 50% lethality for a medium-sized dog. See: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4jo95gr

Posted by: Average Guy at October 04, 2020 11:58 PM (b2diN)

612 roofing compound comes in hand 5 gal buckets, just saying.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2020 11:48 PM (WyVLE)

But you can easily wash it off with solvent. Gorilla glue has to wear off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2020 11:58 PM (ylPzy)

613 316 Bingo. The Pope's latest encyclical says the right to private property is not absolute. He can lead by example and sell a few Rembrandts, take a cab instead of the Popemobile and fly commercial.

He also questioned why it took the Catholic church so long to condemn slavery...Hoo boy. I think he's queueing up a call for reparations -for everyone else to pay, of course. I notice he's still got that wall around Vatican City.
Posted by: vivi at October 04, 2020 10:42 PM (11H2y)

More Juan and Evita (and Evita) than Jesus, by the sound of it.

Good thing it's not a matter of "Faith or morals".

Posted by: CHOAM at October 04, 2020 11:58 PM (qyH+l)

614 "My two youngest have gotten in vinyl big time. Both have bought turntables and speakers. They raided our 3 huge bins of albums and the 45's in the past week. Today was such a fun day. We were down in my daughters room listening to old songs from the 50's 60's and 70's."

When I listened to vinyl back then, despite having a "good" turntable and being careful with handling, the records always quickly got scratchy, noisy, popped, and some records were punched off center or warped, so there'd be wow or skips. Is there something magic about vinyl and/or turntables today that has eliminated those problems?

Posted by: gp at October 04, 2020 11:58 PM (qpX6U)

615 As a teen I worked the gas pumps at a small airport in Vancouver Washington. One day this Aero Commander lands and pulls up for gas. It's Arnold Palmer, in town to play that week in Portland. He came to our airport because he was staying with a friend and wanted to do some fishing too.
Of course everyone in the office wanted an autograph and to talk about golf. He finally asked does anyone want to talk fishing?
Si!ence.
I ask, Salmon or trout? Thus my fifteen minutes chat with Arnold Palmer.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:59 PM (axyOa)

616 Posted by: Nightwatch at October 04, 2020 11:55 PM (u1WYs)

Thanks ...

Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 05, 2020 12:00 AM (LPnfS)

617 Election Ballots coming in the mail starting tomorrow in Commiefornia

Better have that site where I can walk to...cuz your not shredding my ballot in some back alley behind the Post Office.



yes sir!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 12:00 AM (u1WYs)

618 Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 04, 2020 11:47 PM (frSF7)

Thank you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ... at October 05, 2020 12:00 AM (LPnfS)

619 So I'm home.

Picked up a cheap copy of Flash Gordon at Walmart cuz why not.

Um...whoa!

It hits me that not only have I not seen it in roughly thirty years but I've never actually seen it from start to finish.

That was freakin' wild.

Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2020 12:00 AM (1Yy3c)

620 Is there something magic about vinyl and/or turntables today that has eliminated those problems?

********

Yep. A little thing called 'nostalgia'

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2020 12:00 AM (m45I2)

621 it will be interesting to see the way the left handles their covid hysteria.



Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 10:53 PM (qlFIA)


They've already signaled how they'll spin it: it was all a hoax, he never had it. He did it just to impress his cult following.

Posted by: GWB at October 05, 2020 12:01 AM (FKJuo)

622 105 When your ex moves as far away as she can get in the continental US, you might be Washington State.
Posted by: Menack at October 04, 2020 10:14 PM (buTO7)

The longest PCS move in CONUS is Lewis/McCord to NS Key West .

Posted by: CHOAM at October 05, 2020 12:01 AM (qyH+l)

623 Is there something magic about vinyl and/or turntables today that has eliminated those problems?
Posted by: gp


The quality "vinyl" these days is made from recycled 1960s kitchen floor linoleum.

Indestructible, but cannot be made new
'cause EPA.

Posted by: Miklos, knowing all kinds of "one weird tricks" at October 05, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

624 Slapweasel!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 05, 2020 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

625 Fun chat tonight y'all. I really REALLY needed to be happy and distracted. You guys are the best.

Good night. Pray for our President. And pray for each other. We are so lucky.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 05, 2020 12:03 AM (U2p+3)

626 I just watched Alex Jones swat a drone out of the air with a sword on a gaming/movie podcast.


*checks mtn dew in glass*

Posted by: Aetius451AD, also in Kentucky at October 05, 2020 12:03 AM (A5zUN)

627 The nostalgia they sell today ain't nothing like the REAL nostalgia we used to get.

Posted by: Miklos, off-of-lawn practioner at October 05, 2020 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

628 Slap!

My wife asked me the other day, "Who's the guy at Ace of Spades who always wants to fight you?"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2020 12:04 AM (m45I2)

629 The nostalgia they sell today ain't nothing like the REAL nostalgia we used to get.

Posted by: Miklos,

*********

ISWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2020 12:05 AM (m45I2)

630 gp, sorry you had bad experiences.

I thin it's fair to say that vinyl thrives better in some environments than others. If you live (or lived with) smokers, or in an especially dust-prone environment, it could be tricky to keep LPs and other vinyl sounding its best all the time.

I still remember a lot of people would transfer anything vinyl to cassette on the *first play,* and then never touch the album again, always listening to the cassette.

Also, in fairness, a number of pressing plants didn't value their finished product. I remember in particular, MCA's LPs always seemed especially prone to sounding, er, "not great," even right out of the package, and some record labels such as RCA were notorious for pressing albums on super-thin wafers of vinyl. I believe this went for "budget pressings" as well a lot of the time.

Today many of the LPs available are pressed to *thick* vinyl, to audiophile standards, and the price reflects that. Also, a little of the turntable technology is better today, and thanks to USB connections it's much easier to dub straight to digital today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

631 if they release what they put her on it could save a lot of lives...






Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2020 11:01 PM (qlFIA)


Or at least extend them until the next election.
(And with that, I really need to get to bed.)

Posted by: GWB at October 05, 2020 12:05 AM (FKJuo)

632 Diogenes, that's a great story.

Was he piloting the AeroCommander?

Not related - I was lucky as a young'n to see Bob Hoover do his aerobatics show in an AeroCommander many times (dad was an airshow enthusiast).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2020 12:06 AM (OTzUX)

633 I fell asleep this afternoon and now I can't sleep. And I've got to get up in the morning. Ugh.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 05, 2020 12:06 AM (TdMsT)

634 Ladyl,
Benadryl

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 05, 2020 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

635 Ladyl, drink heavily.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2020 12:07 AM (OTzUX)

636 543 530 "No way POTUS has a standard hospital thin walled room."

I'll bet he doesn't have a faulty infuser like I did either. Alarm would go off for no reason a couple times a day. I had a roommate too, one that would never allow the damn TV to be shut off. He had to have it on 24 hrs/day.

Walter Reed has long kept a special Presidential suite available for just such an emergency. You can find some pictures of it on the net; it's becoming a meme. From one story about it: "Walter Reed Hospital has a six-room presidential suite just for the commander in chief that includes an intensive care unit, a kitchen, a living room, a bedroom, & a dining room with a crystal chandelier."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2020 12:08 AM (V2Yro)

637 I just pulled out a Magnum Caramel bar. Eating this and then going to a food coma.
Kitty wants't to cuddle, helps to sleep. I may be out soon.
T

Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 12:08 AM (aK86z)

638 More Juan and Evita (and Evita) than Jesus, by the sound of it.

Good thing it's not a matter of "Faith or morals".
Posted by: CHOAM at October 04, 2020 11:58 PM (qyH+l)

And a little bit of Pedro Arrupe, as well.

Posted by: CHOAM at October 05, 2020 12:08 AM (qyH+l)

639
I remember my dad got to play in the Byron Nelson Classic a couple
times. He loved being in the clubhouse when the big guys would get in
and try to cajole them into a card game or ten.



Sometimes he'd be out real late after those days.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2020 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

cool experience there. The pro ams are unlike any other sport. Where else can you play with and interact with a sports hero?

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:08 AM (03Hn+)

640 I ask, Salmon or trout? Thus my fifteen minutes chat with Arnold Palmer.
Posted by: Diogenes


**********

For Coho, I recommend a 7-iron.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2020 12:09 AM (m45I2)

641 Anyway, the real question that the Red Anti-pope should be asked is why are you supporting pedophilia in the Catholic Church?

Posted by: 18-1



Knowing that the Lavender Mafia will protect him, he would probably answer truthfully that his life's mission is to destroy the Catholic Church through pedophilia.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 05, 2020 12:09 AM (1YlHz)

642 634 Ladyl,
Benadryl
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 05, 2020 12:07 AM (U2p+3)

{{{Nurse}}}

I just took a Tylenol pm. I hate the stuff, but I've got to sleep. Last night I woke up at 2:30 am and never went back to sleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 05, 2020 12:09 AM (TdMsT)

643 "Who's the guy at Ace of Spades who always wants to fight you?"


It isn't Slap personally.

However, in these difficult times, there have been some QA and logistics issues in the Slapweasel Industries Global Supply Chain.

Posted by: Miklos, the heath and safety of all ONT commenters is my highest priority at October 05, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

644 Rhomboid,
Yes. He was the pilot. A beautiful plane.
I never got to see Bob Hoover fly, but I did get to watch Mira Slovak. Dang. Who knew an airplane could do that?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2020 12:09 AM (axyOa)

645 Today! Today! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

646 Walter Reed has long kept a special Presidential suite available for just such an emergency. You can find some pictures of it on the net;
-----------------------

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8800181/
Inside-Walter-Reed-Trump-treated-coronavirus-secure-Presidential-Suite.html

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at October 05, 2020 12:10 AM (iEx0u)

647 I just pulled out a Magnum Caramel bar. Eating this and then going to a food coma.
Kitty wants't to cuddle, helps to sleep. I may be out soon.
T
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 12:08 AM (aK86z)

Happy Birthday, Farmer!

Relevant music:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=RZnu1ic-J5M

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 12:11 AM (ylPzy)

648 "Walter Reed Hospital has a six-room presidential suite just for the commander in chief that includes an intensive care unit, a kitchen, a living room, a bedroom, & a dining room with a crystal chandelier."

******

I rhink the pecedent (pun intended) for that was at Fitzsimons Army Medical Center when Ike had heart troubles and was hospitalized at FAMC. I met my wife three floors below the Presidential Suite at FAMC. I could tell some tales.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2020 12:12 AM (m45I2)

649 "The quality "vinyl" these days is made from recycled 1960s kitchen floor linoleum."

1960s vintage linoleum makes up in rarity for what it lacks in quality, I guess.

Some folks claim to be able to hear a difference in fidelity between vinyl and digital. I don't know if that's ever been double-blind tested, but it seems to me that if you hear pops and dust noise, it's probably vinyl, or digital recorded from a vinyl or acrylic source.

I know I can't hear the difference, because I made myself nearly deaf from listening to the big-can headphones of the 1970s while drunk. I still have all the open-reel tapes I made back then, but nothing to play them on, and no need to.

Posted by: gp at October 05, 2020 12:12 AM (qpX6U)

650 635 Ladyl, drink heavily.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2020 12:07 AM (OTzUX)

No alcohol! I'm saving up for Texas!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 05, 2020 12:12 AM (TdMsT)

651 Today! Today! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Tacos

Tuesday

Learn it, live it, love it

Posted by: Miklos, using the Mayan calendar at October 05, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

652 Happy Birthday Farmer!

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 05, 2020 12:14 AM (mNhhD)

653 58 US for High Tea at the Huntington Gardens but shut down due to Chi-Com Lung Aids.....sorry.. and yeah not be London up country....fer shizzle

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 12:14 AM (u1WYs)

654 Eisenhower stayed in the Presidential Suite at Walter Reed a few times. Heart problems, at least one heart attack. Maybe he was the one they created it for.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 05, 2020 12:17 AM (mNhhD)

655 58 US for High Tea at the Huntington Gardens but shut down due to Chi-Com Lung Aids.....sorry.. and yeah not be London up country....fer shizzle
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 12:14 AM (u1WYs)

Well, it wasn't High Tea, but a friend came over from a town about an hour away, and we drove up the highway to the next little town, and had a steak sammich in the little hotel bar, along with beers. No mask, no bullshit. And the steaks were great! Over an inch thick, like filets, With a big helping of fries and gravy on the side. $13 CDN. That's a good deal, these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 12:18 AM (ylPzy)

656 The Maritimes would have to petition the US for an arrangement as well.
Posted by: Miklos, who does not resemble Fidel Castro at all at October 04, 2020 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

I was in Maine at that time. The consensus among the cognoscenti was that the Maritime Premiers would be on the first flight to DC if Quebec ever declared Libre.

Posted by: CHOAM at October 05, 2020 12:18 AM (qyH+l)

657 gp, it's funny.

The big deals in the 1980s, when CDs were first introduced, were noise-free music/transmission, and dynamic range. People wanted to be able to hear anything and everything EXCEPT tape hiss or a dusty record surface.

So CDs were introduced... but one of the first things people complained about? There was no "warmth." It turns out vinyl adds these near-indecipherable, almost unexplainable, yet very present, attributes to music. Engineers had to figure out how ADD BACK IN distortion, to make digital masters properly and get people to purchase and listen to CDs.

Today when you talk to vinyl fans, they don't give a flying fig about surface noise, will swear to you today's LPs have all the dynamic range of a CD, and go on forever about the "warmth." It's uncanny. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)

658 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 12:20 AM (uS008)

659 I was watching some TV today including an NFL game (don't scold me). I haven't watched a whole lot of TV in the last whenever and I've got a question...When did they ban straight white men from commercials?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 05, 2020 12:20 AM (h1jJh)

660 The former, deleted and purged blog Flight Level 390 was a huge Bob Hoover fan.

Piloting his Airbus A-320&21s, he reveled in working an full Energy Management approach, from Initial Point to Touchdown. Counting it only as a "Win" if he never had to touch the throttles from the Initial Point to Thrust Reversers on the runway.

Going back a few decades, USAF Pilot John Boyd defined the OODA loop, and HIS work was the brain-seed behind the excess thrust, uber-maneuverable F-16 fighter. And Energy Management was THE underlying thesis of his studies and work.

And if you want to witness the low end of the Energy Management bell curve? Look up the You Tube videos of Alaskan Bush Planes in their STOL takeoff and landing competitions.

Fifteen foot takeoffs, and crazy stuff like 12 ft. landing rolls.

You gotta see it to believe it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2020 12:22 AM (QzJWU)

661 Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4


That's the Spirits!

Posted by: Miklos, glass 3/4 full at October 05, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

662 was at the US Open at Congressional when Ken Venturi
won while nearly collapsing in 100 degree heat while playing 36 holes
on Sunday (it used to be a three day tournament). Arnie's Army was a
true pile of shit, making noise while other players were addressing the
ball and otherwise being major pains in the balls. It maybe wasn't fair
but I stopped cheering for Arnie after that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 04, 2020 11:57 PM (y7DUB)

damn, you are old school Captain Hate! I have read about it and watched it on tv. That was one of the most famous tourneys in history. Venturi was so fatigued, they had to give him an iv.

I did see some Senior Tour stuff and I have pics of Chi Chi. But my encounter was with Nicklaus at Congressional in 1997. I still have the flag and autographs. If only Nicklaus signed it, it would be worth something. But I had everyone sign in, even Nick Faldo's coach, David Leadbetter. I didn't care, and that was the only time I did the autograph thing.

I agree about Arnie's Army. They could be really tough on Jack. It was nice I guess to see Jack was protective of Arnie in his final years. They did a press conference at The Masters not long before Arnie passed, and Jack was almost like a Mother Hen. I respected that. Jack was the greatest not only for his wins but how he did it. Not only for how he did it but how he carried himself.

The thing about Palmer that always stood out to me is how he never stopped fighting and never stopped living. He and most of his family faced severe illness, but they always drove on. He lost his beloved wife, but he kept living and remarried. I look at his life as an example in many ways.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:23 AM (03Hn+)

663 655

You know me, not into "High Tea"....just Rollins the thread along from the Mrs. Nightwatch past.

Though very much into High BBQ!!!! Lets bite on this!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 12:24 AM (u1WYs)

664 Good night folks.

Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2020 12:25 AM (m45I2)

665 Granted, it is a crowded field with dozens of highly-qualified candidates, but I contend that Jay Inslee is the dumbest governor elected in our 240+ years as a nation. Dumber than a Chicago dog ( my apologies to Chicago dog fans).

Posted by: fly gal at October 05, 2020 12:28 AM (jwF5z)

666 As a teen I worked the gas pumps at a small airport
in Vancouver Washington. One day this Aero Commander lands and pulls up
for gas. It's Arnold Palmer, in town to play that week in Portland. He
came to our airport because he was staying with a friend and wanted to
do some fishing too.

Of course everyone in the office wanted an autograph and to talk about golf. He finally asked does anyone want to talk fishing?

Si!ence.

I ask, Salmon or trout? Thus my fifteen minutes chat with Arnold Palmer.



Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2020 11:59 PM (axyOa)

that is a very cool story Diogenes. Palmer loved flying. He did well enough to by his own plane. As I recall, he and Nicklaus would often fly together to tourneys and one on one events.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:28 AM (03Hn+)

667 Endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon


I will Attempt to Continue (AtC) for a very short while.

Posted by: Miklos, who might get away with this at October 05, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

668 "It turns out vinyl adds these near-indecipherable, almost unexplainable, yet very present, attributes to music."

I have to say I'm skeptical about that, without rigorous double-blind listening experiments to prove it.

The thing I liked about CDs and DVDs is that I expected them not to deteriorate thru use. But that turned out to be a false hope.

I'm very happy now with streaming the infinite catalog on the internet. These days, I never listen to the same thing twice. Always listen to new stuff I've never heard before. Breadth and depth of catalog >> fidelity for me.

Posted by: gp at October 05, 2020 12:28 AM (qpX6U)

669 Inslee is a first rate shmuck, and Schumer is sounding more desperate than normal.

Hey Chuckie, guess what -- Since the Russkies stole the A-Bomb plans from us, no one working in The Capitol has been safe. Ever. Y'all have been Target Number One since that day.

Iffen you want safety, buy a pin. Now sit down, the grownups are at work.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2020 12:28 AM (Z4rgH)

670 NAOW?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 12:29 AM (uS008)

671 We went out for dinner last night with friends. Yes, Wisconsin isn't completely locked down because of the Kung Flu.

You have your WI SC to thank for that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2020 12:30 AM (Z4rgH)

672 gp, true that CDs don't last forever as promised. They have turned out to be much more durable than LPs and cassettes, however.

And it's tricky to do that double-blind listening because almost every CD of an original LP has been mastered to *sound exactly like the LP,* just without any surface noise.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)

673 NAOW?
Posted by: redc1c4


If not NAOW, WHEAN?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking this is fun kind of Scrabble at October 05, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

674 Meatallica huh? Tattoo dude eating a milkyway?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2020 12:32 AM (9Om/r)

675 Though very much into High BBQ!!!! Lets bite on this!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 12:24 AM (u1WYs)

---
speaking of Que, i put my new Z-Grill pellet cooker through it's prescribed burn in process this afternoon.

i'll need to clean the whole thing tomorrow, then contemplate what to slow cook on it after that.

in the meantime, if you have a hankering for some awesome BBQ, try AJ's Tex Mex in Valley Village, NW corner of Laurel Canyon and Riverside, just west of the Chevron station and the dry cleaners...

damn good grub.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 12:35 AM (uS008)

676 gp, true that CDs don't last forever as promised. They have turned out to be much more durable than LPs and cassettes, however.



And it's tricky to do that double-blind listening because almost
every CD of an original LP has been mastered to *sound exactly like the
LP,* just without any surface noise.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:30 AM (L2ZTs)

I mostly listen to books on tape. Before they purged them, I preferred cassettes from the library. If I ever got a large book on tape in the CD format, there would inevitably be a scratched CD and you had to skip that part.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:35 AM (03Hn+)

677 If not NAOW, WHEAN?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking this is fun kind of Scrabble at October 05, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

---
ask yo' Mama.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 12:35 AM (uS008)

678 Quint, hmmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)

679 When did they ban straight white men from commercials?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 05, 2020 12:

January 20th 2009

Posted by: Sock Monkey...carpe diem at October 05, 2020 12:37 AM (AbiWp)

680 Figured out video calls via asterisk with a Linphone client, it was easier than I thought it would be. Just need to figure out TLS certs to secure the calls.

Also need to figure out how to put this on a public facing box without getting hacked in about 2.5 seconds.



Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 05, 2020 12:40 AM (SchxB)

681 Quint, hmmm.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)

you didn't experience that? A CD is easy to scratch or break. You have to work real hard to break a cassette

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:40 AM (03Hn+)

682 Quint, with CDs I've always just handled them by their edges, and never had a problem. I've never trusted any audio medium from the library because all it takes is one careless slob to all but destroy things.

Cassettes are durable in terms of the case, but in my experience the tape inside could/would degrade fast. It was also never fun when my player went sideways and looped out a ton of the tape, causing it to become damaged.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

683 you didn't experience that? A CD is easy to scratch or break. You have to work real hard to break a cassette
Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:40 AM (03Hn+)

Fortunately, cassettes are self-breaking. Takeup spool stops turning, and capstan spews tape into guts of player. Bad words get said.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 12:44 AM (ylPzy)

684 ask yo' Mama.


Posted by: redc1c4


She's 82, and I have financial control.

She has a pistol though, and a plausible Dementia Defense.

Do yer worst.

Posted by: Miklos, and there's a dog too at October 05, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

685 AOP, exactly.

And not to put any words in anybody's mouth, but I never said CDs were indestructible and/or perfect, just that (at least in my experience) they're much more durable than cassettes or vinyl.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)

686 675

We know our barrels, Weber's, Eggs and such.

My view of the pellet feeder's is still holdin due to the automation of the process.

I'm old school in so much that a good BBQologist tends his fire from start to finish to produce the good eats and it is because of this....the eats are finer for the effort

Just my view of Q"

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 12:47 AM (u1WYs)

687 It is mostly a library thing. There is always that "one guy". But I have broken a few cd's in my day simply by stepping in the wrong place. I guess if you own them, and are careful, they are superior. But I can't tell you how many times I have had to skip and entire section of book from a library CD.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:48 AM (03Hn+)

688 And not to put any words in anybody's mouth, but I never said CDs were indestructible and/or perfect, just that (at least in my experience) they're much more durable than cassettes or vinyl.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)

And if the surface gets scratched, you can buff the plastic surface to renew it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 12:48 AM (ylPzy)

689 Goodnight, Horde!

Have to work tomorrow. Or at least I do if I don't want to be homeless this winter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at October 05, 2020 12:49 AM (SchxB)

690 And if the surface gets scratched, you can buff the plastic surface to renew it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hydraulic press, good as new

Posted by: Bad Hints from Heloise and Miklos at October 05, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

691 96 tears

Posted by: SFGoth at October 05, 2020 12:50 AM (KAi1n)

692 It is mostly a library thing. There is always that "one guy". But I have broken a few cd's in my day simply by stepping in the wrong place. I guess if you own them, and are careful, they are superior. But I can't tell you how many times I have had to skip and entire section of book from a library CD.
Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:48 AM (03Hn+)

More relevant music:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=6FH7Kj_V6-c

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 12:51 AM (ylPzy)

693 96 tears
Posted by: SFGoth


Houston el Mover

Posted by: Tex-Mexlos at October 05, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

694 Quint, exactly. And I've been good about, and had good luck with, being careful with my media.

Having said that, I can definitely empathize how frustrating that must be with books on tape from the library. Again IMHO btw, streaming is the one medium that books on tape are perfect for. There's nothing physical that can be damaged or destroyed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)

695 96 tears
Posted by: SFGoth


Houston el Mover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEM0DuuQCqk

Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending his remarks at October 05, 2020 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

696 Quint, exactly. And I've been good about, and had good luck with, being careful with my media.



Having said that, I can definitely empathize how frustrating that
must be with books on tape from the library. Again IMHO btw, streaming
is the one medium that books on tape are perfect for. There's nothing
physical that can be damaged or destroyed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)

yeah, I need to finally catch up with it.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:54 AM (03Hn+)

697 AOP, gotta be careful there :-)

It's easy to make CDs look perfect, but you still want them to sound perfect as well.

I've learned that marks on CDs are okay; it's anything that leaves an actual groove, or debris/fluid that's piled up, that's worrisome.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)

698 The Mattress King, and these prices are crazy!

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 12:57 AM (03Hn+)

699 Happy Birthday Farmer!
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 05, 2020 12:14

Thanks, the cat just found me, we will sleep sound.

Anyone ever heard of a "weighted blanket"? That was my present. Helps you to sleep better? I'm thinking Jules is sliding into senilty.

Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (aK86z)

700 It's easy to make CDs look perfect, but you still want them to sound perfect as well.

I've learned that marks on CDs are okay; it's anything that leaves an actual groove, or debris/fluid that's piled up, that's worrisome.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:55 AM (L2ZTs)

scratches scatter the light beam from the laser, so it does not reflect off the pits in the metal layer as designed. Buffing the plastic makes it optically clear again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (ylPzy)

701 AOP, thanks for clearing that up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)

702 Anyone ever heard of a "weighted blanket"? That was my present. Helps you to sleep better? I'm thinking Jules is sliding into senilty.
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (aK86z)

Yes. Does seem to be a thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 01:00 AM (ylPzy)

703 The Mattress King, and these prices are crazy!
Posted by: Quint

I will not be undersold!

Posted by: The Bottom Mattress King at October 05, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

704 Anyone ever heard of a "weighted blanket"? That was my present. Helps you to sleep better? I'm thinking Jules is sliding into senilty.
Posted by: Farmer


It's an Actual Popular Thing.

If there are no barefoot Thai girls.

Posted by: Miklosian Happy Sleepings (Bangalore) Pty Ltd at October 05, 2020 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

705 AOP, thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)

Just web-search "Cd polishing kit". There's a lot out there. Ewe-toobs, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 01:03 AM (ylPzy)

706 Jeez, I hate eBay!!! I spent about four hours trying to get it to do what I want it to do. I haven't used it since I closed the bookstore, so I had to change sent from address. EBay won; the return address is still the bookstore. I want to be paid through PayPal only. Screwed around with that for a while. Then it turns out my digital camera is broken. Most likely it would take more dinero to fix the damn thing than to get it repaired, so I wasted more time trying to find one in my price range. I may have to send the XO to Wallyworld to get me a new one. Four bloody hours to list one bloody item.I knew there was a reason I've been stalling on listing the stuff left from the bookstore.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 05, 2020 01:03 AM (yHHWj)

707 "Hi I'm Madonna and I'm a happy customer of Crazy Quint's Mattress King! I've ordered over a thousand mattresses from Crazy Quint and can personally vouch that every one was built to last with top quality. Get all your mattresses from Crazy Quint's Mattress King! Just call 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S. The missing S is for $aving money. Crazy Quint won't be undersold or I'm just a crazy ambitious whore from Brooklyn!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 01:04 AM (L2ZTs)

708 he Mattress King, and these prices are crazy!
Posted by: Quint

I will not be undersold!

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz, the Mattress Queen at October 05, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

709 I will look for another job in another field.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:27
I met a guy, happened to be in Ohio, who was a drone operator for the US government. Did not have time to ask him too much. Seemed interesting to me.

Posted by: MikeM at October 05, 2020 01:04 AM (/gFEL)

710 We know our barrels, Weber's, Eggs and such.



My view of the pellet feeder's is still holdin due to the automation of the process.



I'm old school in so much that a good BBQologist tends his fire from
start to finish to produce the good eats and it is because of
this....the eats are finer for the effort



Just my view of Q"

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 12:47 AM (u1WYs)
----
trust me, i LURVE my WSSM and my Weber kettle 21", but i plan on using the shit our of this grill, in part because i will be able to bake, etc, all summer long when i daren't heat up the house with no AC.

that and cold smoking things, plus smoking bacon, etc...

all new worlds to be explored. i've been doing low and slow since the mid-90's, when i s*bered up and and re-upped for a real j*b skill, so i could afford hobbies.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 01:04 AM (uS008)

711 Thanks, the cat just found me, we will sleep sound.

Anyone ever heard of a "weighted blanket"? That was my present. Helps you to sleep better? I'm thinking Jules is sliding into senilty.
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (aK86z)

My n Thanks, the cat just found me, we will sleep sound.

Anyone ever heard of a "weighted blanket"? That was my present. Helps you to sleep better? I'm thinking Jules is sliding into senilty.
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (aK86z)

My niece has one, and likes it. I need to sleep a bit freer.

Happy birthday!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 05, 2020 01:04 AM (f9A2A)

712 Weighted blankets can ruin your whole day.

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hoffa at October 05, 2020 01:05 AM (ylPzy)

713 I will look for another job in another field.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 04, 2020 10:27

I met a guy, happened to be in Ohio, who was a drone operator for
the US government. Did not have time to ask him too much. Seemed
interesting to me.

Posted by: MikeM at October 05, 2020 01:04 AM (/gFEL)

so he didn't have a chance to drone on?

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 01:06 AM (03Hn+)

714 Weighted blankets can ruin your whole day.
Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hoffa


he sleeps well

Posted by: the fish at October 05, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

715 I have heard you have to match the blanket to your weight for the full effect. IMO any weighted blanket would be a major change, but they say you should pick one to fit your weight and size.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 01:08 AM (03Hn+)

716 Captain Josepha:

https://youtu.be/nUKgeAKTaXM

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)

717 Weighted blankets can ruin your whole day.

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hoffa





he sleeps well

Posted by: the fish at October 05, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

hmm

Posted by: End Zone in The Meadowlands at October 05, 2020 01:09 AM (03Hn+)

718
so he didn't have a chance to drone on?
Posted by: Quint

It's obnoxious when people hover too close.

Posted by: Hi, I'm Miklos and I'll be your server this evening at October 05, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

719 so he didn't have a chance to drone on?

Posted by: Quint



It's obnoxious when people hover too close.

Posted by: Hi, I'm Miklos and I'll be your server this evening at October 05, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

some of them are really flighty.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 01:11 AM (03Hn+)

720 It's an Actual Popular Thing.
If there are no barefoot Thai girls.
Posted by: Miklosian Happy Sleepings (Bangalore) Pty Ltd at October 05, 2020 01:02

I don't see any Thai girls on the weighted blanket, never heard of such a thing.

And I'm pretty well informed as I read a smart military blog. Let's try a snooze and we will see how the "weighted blanket" works.

Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 01:12 AM (aK86z)

721 Cold smoking...

Now that's an art for those that are dedicated indeed.

That is where we get those country smoked hams from folks in the south that have been doing it for generations, and their results are something to behold on a warm biscuit around Christmas time.

Yes

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:14 AM (u1WYs)

722 And I'm pretty well informed as I read a smart military blog. Let's try a snooze and we will see how the "weighted blanket" works.
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 01:12 AM (aK86z)

Well, if the blanket is weighted with barite, it could offer a degree of protection against gamma ray bursts or neutron bomb attack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 01:14 AM (ylPzy)

723 Well, if the blanket is weighted with barite, it could offer a degree of protection against gamma ray bursts or neutron bomb attack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


There's a Higgs Boson joke in there, somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane the Particular Particle Critic ... at October 05, 2020 01:19 AM (LPnfS)

724 722

I'm sorry, missed the up-thread on Mutual Mass Destruction while talking about BBQ....or are they one in the same?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:19 AM (u1WYs)

725 the Ebay stock chart looks pretty good. I haven't used it in ages but nor have I used Craig's list and all. I thought Amazon took this stuff over along with some web apps. Interesting that Ebay is still relevant.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 01:20 AM (03Hn+)

726 It's the end of the world as we know it, but the BBQ is fine !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Not Exactly REM Critic ... at October 05, 2020 01:21 AM (LPnfS)

727 Palming the Face......just cuz ACE be cheap with emoji's for the Horde.....(but us oldsters know why)

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:24 AM (u1WYs)

728 Well, I am beginning to power out. Time to hit the sack. I don't have a weighted blanket, but I have two duvets. And a cat, which is a good source of warmth. They turn cat food into BTU's pretty efficiently.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2020 01:24 AM (ylPzy)

729 Night Al....sleep the sleep of Kings....

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:26 AM (u1WYs)

730 Good Night, AOP ...

Take care.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Exactly REM Critic ... at October 05, 2020 01:28 AM (LPnfS)

731 I slept with a weighted blanket for a couple of months, as I figured it would help with my in-bed restlessness.

But it was tooooo confining. I gave it to my brother, who liked it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2020 01:30 AM (Z4rgH)

732 night all. I dont' have shite, just me, no cat or anything. I have had post nasal drip for two weeks and sleep has been very poor.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 01:31 AM (03Hn+)

733 Hope tonight is more restful, Quint ...

Posted by: Adriane the Not Exactly REM Critic ... at October 05, 2020 01:33 AM (LPnfS)

734 My turn,

Night and a "good" night to all the Horde. Tomorrow is another day closer to our destiny or doom. Do what you can to make it the former.

Nightwatch out.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:33 AM (u1WYs)

735 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 05, 2020 01:33 AM (L2ZTs)

736 Hope tonight is more restful, Quint ...

Posted by: Adriane the Not Exactly REM Critic ... at October 05, 2020 01:33 AM (LPnfS)

thanks, didn't mean to spill in that way. But it is bothersome. I will figure it out. Goodnight all, this has been a good chat. Be well.

Posted by: Quint at October 05, 2020 01:34 AM (03Hn+)

737 Night Quint,

Night Steve,

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:35 AM (u1WYs)

738 hmm. but why are so many Democrats? It is not as if main stream Protestants aren't doing it too, but it is weird.
Posted by: Quint at October 04, 2020 10:30 PM (03Hn+)

The real question is why are most people in general useless NPCs. It may be that school makes them that way. Lethargic, unchallenging, and without the gods of the copybook headings.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 05, 2020 01:37 AM (LxTcq)

739 The real question is why are most people in general useless NPCs. It
may be that school makes them that way. Lethargic, unchallenging, and
without the gods of the copybook headings.

---

Well, they used to be adventurers like you, but then they took an arrow to the knee.

Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2020 01:46 AM (kOpft)

740 Lets say, you are driving through Wickenburg Arizona, just about to call it a day when you see the Twitter CEO stranded on the side of the road, and you see he's been shot!

Would you head on in to Wickenburg, or try to make it to Wikiup?

Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 01:52 AM (buTO7)

741 740 Lets say, you are driving through Wickenburg Arizona, just about to call it a day when you see the Twitter CEO stranded on the side of the road, and you see he's been shot!

Would you head on in to Wickenburg, or try to make it to Wikiup?
Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 01:52 AM (buTO7)

Neither. You pull over to the side of the road and make sure the job is finished right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2020 01:54 AM (V2Yro)

742 ..Well, they used to be adventurers like you, but then they took an arrow to the knee.


Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2020 01:46 AM (kOpft)


What's more common though, is a Moron takes that same arrow to the Marriage Certificate.

His adventuring days are OVER.

Safety and Security Uber Alles. Thus sayeth the C.O.O. of Domestic Affairs.

So damned shortsighted on her part. 'Bout time the teen kids graduate High School and venture off to College, HE is reminded of HIS 18 y/o dreams.

All of which were dashed, and now lie again before him, anew.

But this time, he can pull the financial GO trigger and shift into HyperSpace.

Red 'Vette, Gold Chain, Chest Toupee, and Blond Bimbo... ENGAGE! *hypergeezer*

Yeah, it hits comedy and tragedy both at Warp Nine.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2020 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

743 Lets say, you are driving through Wickenburg
Arizona, just about to call it a day when you see the Twitter CEO
stranded on the side of the road, and you see he's been shot!



Would you head on in to Wickenburg, or try to make it to Wikiup?

Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 01:52 AM (buTO7)

---
perform CPR until the blood stops flowing...

/The Choirboys

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 01:58 AM (uS008)

744 All the recent COVID-19 cases in high level DC politicians and staff in the last week are Republicans. Apparently the source was the debate. How... interesting.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 04, 2020 10:26 PM (t5m5e)

Leaning toward op. Too perfect. Chuck and Nancy said "nothing" is off the table after RBG.

Posted by: ... at October 05, 2020 02:00 AM (uEbPt)

745 Well, fuck all that.

Close tags in the nic, for the save.

Meanwhile, you all take in what I'd written. I know you'll get the gist, thereof.

Me?

I'm to the snoozer.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 05, 2020 02:01 AM (QzJWU)

746 Lets say, you are driving through Wickenburg Arizona, just about to call it a day when you see the Twitter CEO stranded on the side of the road, and you see he's been shot!

Would you head on in to Wickenburg, or try to make it to Wikiup?

Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 01:52 AM (buTO7)


I don't see a 'run over the bastard with the car, back up over him and run over him again just to make sure' option.

Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2020 02:02 AM (Y8PSl)

747 The real question is why are most people in general useless NPCs. It

may be that school makes them that way. Lethargic, unchallenging, and

without the gods of the copybook headings.

---

Well, they used to be adventurers like you, but then they took an arrow to the knee.


Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2020 01:46 AM (kOpft)

and now wander around Windhelm fucking with travelers. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2020 02:03 AM (9Om/r)

748 And there is the telling of our task before us,

Not for the weak of heart nor those who wish protection from the coming tide.

There is only a place in the battle we will commit to make our mark, if it comes to such.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 02:05 AM (u1WYs)

749 Could probably send out a tweet about it.

Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 02:07 AM (buTO7)

750 But I'm shadow banned. Nobody will see it

Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 02:08 AM (buTO7)

751
A drive by to say hiya and goodnight to y'all.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.


Posted by: irongrampa at October 05, 2020 02:08 AM (KATBx)

752 Get better soon, irongrampa ...

Posted by: Adriane the Not Exactly REM Critic ... at October 05, 2020 02:09 AM (LPnfS)

753 Tomorrow Trump should do a lap around the block driving himself, just to see what they find wrong.

Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 02:19 AM (buTO7)

754 Neither. You pull over to the side of the road and make sure the job is finished right.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I nominate this man for Minister of Homeland Security, Plenipotentiary.

Posted by: The Right Reverend Miklos at October 05, 2020 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

755 I don't see a 'run over the bastard with the car, back up over him and run over him again just to make sure' option.
Posted by: RickZ

I nominate this man for Deputy Minister of Homeland Security, Plenipotentiary.

Posted by: The Very Right Reverend Miklos at October 05, 2020 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

756 the one hope of the doomed is to NOT hope for safety.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 02:28 AM (uS008)

757 I nominate this man for Deputy Minister of Homeland Security, Plenipotentiary.
Posted by: The Very Right Reverend Miklos


You are very logistically oriented, Rev ...

Posted by: Adriane the Respectful of Titles Critic ... at October 05, 2020 02:28 AM (LPnfS)

758 Oy.

Chores to do ...

Prayers for Hope and Healing ...

Lord, Bless our Dear President. Amen

Posted by: Adriane the Respectful of Titles Critic ... at October 05, 2020 02:29 AM (LPnfS)

759
Anyone ever heard of a "weighted blanket"? That was my present. Helps you to sleep better? I'm thinking Jules is sliding into senilty.
Posted by: Farmer at October 05, 2020 12:59 AM (aK86z)

Nope. We have 2 of them at work. One of them has to be close to 30 pounds though.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2020 02:31 AM (Ojki1)

760 You are very logistically oriented, Rev ...
Posted by: Adriane the Respectful of Titles Critic


Amateurs talk strategy.

Mikloses refill their glasses, light up a smoke, and consider logistics.

Posted by: attributed to Gen. Omar "Miklos" Bradley at October 05, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

761 Posted by: The Right Reverend Miklos at October 05, 2020 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)

---
i, apparently, am chopped liver.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 02:33 AM (uS008)

762 the one hope of the doomed is to NOT hope for safety.


Posted by: redc1c4


I am now recalling Shelley Winters in The Poseidon Adventure.

Thank you very, very little.

Posted by: Miklos, with Bourbon for The Morning After at October 05, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

763 hmm
Posted by: End Zone in The Meadowlands at October 05, 2020 01:09 AM (03Hn+)

Can we get directions on how to find you?

Posted by: NY (NJ) Pro football clubs at October 05, 2020 02:37 AM (Ojki1)

764 i, apparently, am chopped liver.


Posted by: redc1c4


The Bourbon I poured into the USB port for your delectation came back with a 404 error.

California must be hell.

Posted by: Miklos, of generous Spirits at October 05, 2020 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

765 How is Melania faring?
Posted by: davidt

I read that as How is Melania farting ?

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2020 02:42 AM (arJlL)

766 727 Palming the Face......just cuz ACE be cheap with emoji's for the Horde.....(but us oldsters know why)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:24 AM (u1WYs)

Ace would like to give us good things, but the Hamsters' union voted it down.

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2020 02:43 AM (Ojki1)

767 Tomorrow is another day closer to our destiny or doom.

Nightwatch out.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 05, 2020 01:33 AM (u1WYs)

These are not necessarily mutually exclusive terms.

#BrightRayofFuckingSunshine confirmed!

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2020 02:50 AM (Ojki1)

768 Anyway ... a small favor.

Prayers for a very sick friend and his exhausted wife ...
Posted by: Adriane the Extended Pinky and Buttered Scones Critic ...

Okay

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2020 02:51 AM (arJlL)

769 740 Lets say, you are driving through Wickenburg Arizona, just about to call it a day when you see the Twitter CEO stranded on the side of the road, and you see he's been shot!

Would you head on in to Wickenburg, or try to make it to Wikiup?
Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 01:52 AM (buTO7)

Is "Create a Twitter poll and wait for them to decide" an option?

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2020 02:53 AM (Ojki1)

770 These are not necessarily mutually exclusive terms.

#BrightRayofFuckingSunshine confirmed!

Posted by: Bete


As fickle Fortuna turns her wheel....

Posted by: Ignatius "Miklos" Reilly at October 05, 2020 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)

771 Among the flags of pro-US and pro-Trump supporters seen outside Walter Reed today was the flag of ...... East Turkestan.

Yeah.

I'll wait while you go look it up.

Anyway, this reality TV guy who somehow "threatens democracy" seems to be building a biiiiiiiiig coalition, of sorts.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2020 02:55 AM (OTzUX)

772 765 How is Melania faring?
Posted by: davidt

I read that as How is Melania farting ?
Posted by: JT at October 05, 2020 02:42 AM (arJlL)

Probably smells like roses, darn it all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 05, 2020 02:57 AM (qQnCr)

773 I nominate this man for Deputy Minister of Homeland Security, Plenipotentiary.

Posted by: The Very Right Reverend Miklos at October 05, 2020 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)


Sad story. I always had pleni of potentiary but ended up being such a disappointment to my Mom.

Posted by: RickZ at October 05, 2020 02:59 AM (Y8PSl)

774 Among the flags of pro-US and pro-Trump supporters seen outside Walter Reed today was the flag of ...... East Turkestan.

Yeah.

I'll wait while you go look it up.

Anyway, this reality TV guy who somehow "threatens democracy" seems to be building a biiiiiiiiig coalition, of sorts.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2020 02:55 AM (OTzUX)

Everyone knows true peace can come from a One World Government, and this guy is putting it out of reach by improving what already exists.

/Globalists

Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2020 03:00 AM (Ojki1)

775 Nothing interesting to report on Your Wars Tonight.

AZR/ARM keeps chugging along.

As expected, actual info not easy to come by, as both sides kinda doing the Third World thing (lots of bombastic claims, and outraged protests, etc etc), with ARM perhaps just a bit less ridiculous.

Festivities in far north, and far south, of disputed N-K region (all info agrees on this). AZR and Turkey claiming AZR has taken Fizuli, the biggest town in the south. Except for some parts of Georgia, that little area was my favorite part of the former USSR that I have visited.

Surprised that AZR has been able to sustain activity this long, just assumed they'd be suffering from the usual pathologies that lead to military mediocrity. Then again we don't have much detail. And Turkey has been helping them get more game (and Israel).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2020 03:00 AM (OTzUX)

776 Probably smells like roses, darn it all.
Posted by: tcn in AK

lol

Hiya tcn !

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2020 03:10 AM (arJlL)

777 Surprised that AZR has been able to sustain activity this long, just assumed they'd be suffering from the usual pathologies that lead to military mediocrity. Then again we don't have much detail. And Turkey has been helping them get more game (and Israel).

Posted by: rhomboid


It is unfortunate that the Armenians find themselves allied with, and under the control of Russia.

Posted by: Miklosian at October 05, 2020 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)

778 One of my favorite constructions is

Fuck You Very Much.

When you consider that Fuck You might be our actual national motto,

It resonates with that. Obligatory Ceelo Green tune :

https://youtu.be/pc0mxOXbWIU

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 05, 2020 03:20 AM (Z4rgH)

779 Okay, here's my confession. I like one hit wonders. I
download them from itunes. I have Saturday Night and Afternoon Delight.
I also have the songs by Sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBFxjmJPqk

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 04, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

---
nothing wrong with that...

Midnight Confessions being all the rage.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nZnqtDdsws

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 05, 2020 03:37 AM (uS008)

780 Let me be clear - when the market for airplanes comes back, Boeing must bring these jobs back to Washington state. Governor Jay Inslee (D-WA)

Boeing: LOLGF

Posted by: The Man from Albania at October 05, 2020 03:41 AM (QMwOT)

781 769 740 Lets say, you are driving through Wickenburg Arizona, just about to call it a day when you see the Twitter CEO stranded on the side of the road, and you see he's been shot!

Would you head on in to Wickenburg, or try to make it to Wikiup?
Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 01:52 AM (buTO7)

Is "Create a Twitter poll and wait for them to decide" an option?
Posted by: Bete at October 05, 2020 02:53 AM (Ojki1)


I'd run his ass over. Seven times.

Posted by: The Man from Albania at October 05, 2020 03:44 AM (QMwOT)

782 Have to be gone in a hour, better get moving

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2020 03:46 AM (OjZpE)

783 Have a good day Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 05, 2020 03:47 AM (arJlL)

784 Posted by: The Man from Albania


Geg or Tosk?

Gegs are the fighters, buts Tosks have cuter chicks.

Posted by: Miklos, armchair Illyrian at October 05, 2020 03:50 AM (QzkSJ)

785 Every Day is Skip Day!

Posted by: Miklosian Daily Affirmations at October 05, 2020 03:51 AM (QzkSJ)

786 Reid, Schumer, Pelosi, is there any other contenders for the biggest POS's that Congress ever saw, of course slick willy being overall King of all POS's. Gov J playing the clueless fool, to cover for the colossal, undo able fools error this permanent transfer of jobs is. Of course the idiots still can't figure out why defunding cops has anything to do with the cops not responding to their calls for help.
The worst thing you can do to fools is let them have their way.

Posted by: ron n. at October 05, 2020 03:56 AM (om5HK)

787 Dammit

Forgot to pay the gravity bill again

Feeling that Horizontal Feeling

Posted by: Miklos, with willing Spirits at October 05, 2020 03:59 AM (QzkSJ)

788 Alarm on my phone went off and I thought, "What the hell? Why is my alarm going off on a Sunday morning?"

Then 15 min. later my second alarm went off and I thought, "Good grief! What is wrong with me? I must've set both of them!"

Then I decided to get up to use the bathroom, got out of bed and slammed into the wall!

Oh, crap. I'm at home. And IT'S MONDAY.

gonna be one of those Mondays I guess.

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 05, 2020 04:00 AM (9ShTb)

789 The worst thing you can do to fools is let them have their way.
Posted by: ron n.


The "n" is for Nessen, rite?

Posted by: Spiro "Miklos" Agnew at October 05, 2020 04:01 AM (QzkSJ)

790 gonna be one of those Mondays I guess.
Posted by: My life is insanity


I used to hate Blue Mondays

Had to work like a slave all day

Posted by: Antoine "Fats" Miklos-Domino at October 05, 2020 04:03 AM (QzkSJ)

791 Early morning everuyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 04:08 AM (Rvt88)

792 I'm up, too. Hopefully it's temporary and I can get another hour of sleep in.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at October 05, 2020 04:11 AM (iEx0u)

793 Good luck olddog. Think happy, calming thoughts.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 04:13 AM (Rvt88)

794 It's my damn foot, Tonypete. Don't know if I'm getting arthritis or something, but the pain in it has been unbearable in bed for the past week. It gets better when I get up and sit in chair for awhile.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at October 05, 2020 04:17 AM (iEx0u)

795 Had a 20 minute nap yesterday morning, a hour and 20 from before 4 to 5 and still was out almost 8 last night.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2020 04:18 AM (OjZpE)

796 olddog - perhaps the pressure of the blankets on your foot makes it worse. Maybe stick a small pillow down there to hold the coverings up and off your leg/foot.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 04:22 AM (Rvt88)

797 I wish I could sleep like that Skip. For whatever reason, I'm awake after 6 hours, max. But, I don't have to go into work anymore so, no big deal.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 04:24 AM (Rvt88)

798 Long commute today, not tomorrow at least

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2020 04:37 AM (OjZpE)

799 So far I seem to be in better shape at my age for my line of work than others before me, it's a tough life.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2020 04:42 AM (OjZpE)

800 I keep saying 59 is the new 39

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 05, 2020 04:48 AM (9ShTb)

801 .americanthinker.com/when citizens must move mountains to vote in person

I am not the only one to use King Murphy, His is King because his minions the House of representatives are his backers.
Wolf is Emperor because he defies all who try to fight his power.
And Gretchen is just the Wicked Witch of the North because she is just plain mean.

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2020 04:49 AM (OjZpE)

802 Of course my back and joints say 'WTF are you thinking?!'

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 05, 2020 04:49 AM (9ShTb)

803

"Gonna be one of those Mondays, I guess."

And four more of them after this one.

A bro texted me the other day and told me Larry Nichols had passed. Brave guy. Surprised he didn't get arkancided 20-25 years ago.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 04:50 AM (w45GJ)

804 And Evers is a puppet, D's pulling his strings

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 05, 2020 04:51 AM (9ShTb)

805 Good on you Skip! Stay safe. When I retired, the next oldest person on my team was 25 years younger than me. Not dangerous work by any stretch of the imagination but just ground the life and goodness out of you.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 04:51 AM (Rvt88)

806 Mornin' TeeJ

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 05, 2020 04:54 AM (9ShTb)

807 I keep saying 59 is the new 39
Posted by: My life is insanity

69 is the new 29

Posted by: Optimistic Miklos at October 05, 2020 04:55 AM (QzkSJ)

808 americanthinker.com/why big names are getting covid19
https://tinyurl.com/y53jarnh

Got to go, should have 10 minutes ago


Crap, it's Monday

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2020 04:56 AM (OjZpE)

809 >>69 is the new 29

Posted by: Optimistic Miklos at October 05, 2020 04:55 AM (QzkSJ)

There ya go! Must be that cafe du monde that keeps you young

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 05, 2020 04:57 AM (9ShTb)

810 Have a good day, Skip

I'm late, too.

Later, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at October 05, 2020 04:58 AM (9ShTb)

811

Good morning young lady.
Hope you have a blessed day today.

And yeah, that goes for the rest of you knotheads too.

Btw, if his name wasn't familiar, The Clinton Chronicles.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 04:58 AM (w45GJ)

812 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at October 05, 2020 04:59 AM (6Pqz7)

813 There ya go! Must be that cafe du monde that keeps you young
Posted by: My life is insanity


This lady gets ALL THREE beignets today

Posted by: Miklos, almost 24/7 at October 05, 2020 04:59 AM (QzkSJ)

814

Mlii and Skip,

Get home safe.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 04:59 AM (w45GJ)

815

"This lady gets ALL THREE beignets today."

Hmm, I hope that's a good thing.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 05:03 AM (w45GJ)

816 Howdy roonz and roonettez. I had a great weekend. Too bad it has to end so tragically...with a work day...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at October 05, 2020 05:05 AM (CcOog)

817

And someone please tell me that's the Penn sicko that got his mom out of the nursing home before shoving C-19 patients into it in that photoshop with Biden.

I'd hate to think there's two of em.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 05:08 AM (w45GJ)

818 No Teej - that Chrissy Wallace with Slo Joe.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 05:10 AM (Rvt88)

819 So, if I were to, hypothetically of course, discharge a firearm at my television, are we sure the talking heads are unaffected?

Just saw a reporter talking about how the President's condition may be more serious than the administration is saying. His proof? Video of one of the doctors describing two "transient" events of low blood oxygen saturation and saying that the medical team debated if they would intervene at all.


Doctor: So, yeah, just leave it alone, it should heal up just fine.

Reporter: So it's fatal?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 05, 2020 05:11 AM (Wm5SB)

820

Tonypete, ya coulda lied to me, just this once.

My alarm clock hasn't even gone off yet. I'd have never known.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 05:14 AM (w45GJ)

821 Washington could impose massive environmental remediation costs on Boeing when they close a site which would make leaving impractical.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at October 05, 2020 05:14 AM (4vNgL)

822 On second thought TeeJ, you're right! It's that pos from PA!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 05:17 AM (Rvt88)

823

See there?
I just had to look at it again instead of scrolling past real fast.
And I'm gonna need these eyes today.

Annnd there goes the alarm clock upstairs.
America's first lies with Gordon Deal.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 05:18 AM (w45GJ)

824

Looks like it's time to go traipsing around elsewhere.

They took the whole Cherokee Nation

Pretty sure that was so P.R. and the Raiders

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 05:30 AM (w45GJ)

825 Prayers to Almighty GOD on behalf of Our President and First Lady and all our afflicted this morning. May it be His Will to restore them all to us.Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2020 05:45 AM (XhWtx)

826 Prayers to Almighty GOD on behalf of Our President and First Lady and all our afflicted this morning. May it be His Will to restore them all to us.Amen.
Posted by: Eromero

Amen

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 05:45 AM (vd8XM)

827 Amen

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 05:46 AM (u82oZ)

828 Maybe Inslee should contact Trump! and see if he could help in the Boeing matter.....

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 05:46 AM (vd8XM)

829 Has there been any numbers out about The Krud and how it affected essential employees? Especially those in the grocery and retail end of the business.

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 05:48 AM (vd8XM)

830 Trump broke quarantine for a photo op?
Secret Service must now go into quarantine

Posted by: Kurt at October 05, 2020 05:48 AM (nvLJg)

831 Guess what northern Gulf coasters? We're going to get hit with a hurricane again on Friday. Yay, 2020...

Posted by: fly at October 05, 2020 05:48 AM (9acKh)

832 "Guess I missed this on the pregame shows. Oh, that's right I have given up the NFL."
Yesterday I found it interesting and exhilarating that most of my friends did NOT watch any NFL. Fabulous!

Prayers for the Pres. Trump and the Mrs. FLOTUS

Posted by: JD at October 05, 2020 05:49 AM (7/kmB)

833 Amen Eromero.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 05:49 AM (Rvt88)

834 The comparison between a Dem Governor and PDT could not be clearer. As a businessman, if PDT wants something he knows how to make a deal because people are free to walk away. As a Dem Gov, Inslee thinks that he can just order people to do things .

Posted by: JAS at October 05, 2020 05:50 AM (2BZBZ)

835 if PDT wants something he knows how to make a deal because people are free to walk away

"let me go talk to my manager"

...Car Sales...

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 05:53 AM (vd8XM)

836

NaCly,

I never saw a recent email but replied to one I stumbled across one you sent in July that got put in spam file.
Hopefully that will keep it from putting you there again.

Have you in contacts list now so it shouldn't.

And a big Amen, Eromero.
Thanks for that!

Posted by: TeeJ at October 05, 2020 05:59 AM (w45GJ)

837 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 05:59 AM (u82oZ)

838 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Shakin' it here, boss

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:00 AM (vd8XM)

839 Seen on Twitter...

President Trump Weekend Schedule

Friday: Work full day at White House. Get Covid. Check-in to Walter Reed Hospital.

Saturday: Work full day at Hospital.

Sunday: Work full day at Hospital.

Monday: Beat Covid. Check-out of Walter Reed Hospital. Work full day at White House.

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:04 AM (vd8XM)

840 Meanwhile, SloeJoe is peaking out from his blankies wondering what Dr Jill is making for breakfast

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

841 peeking...not peaking

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:06 AM (vd8XM)

842 Bruce - apparently, "Kick ass" is a given for each of PDT's days and, as such, is not listed.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:06 AM (Rvt88)

843 Bruce - apparently, "Kick ass" is a given for each of PDT's days and, as such, is not listed.
Posted by: Tonypete

HA!

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)

844 Has the Left slouched to more mental insanity? They have issues when thay are not in charge of the world. Big issues.

How can we remove them from positions that affect reality, and us, poorly?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

845 I wonder if Paul Joseph Watson ever doesn't smoke a bowl before going on camera. I've yet to see his eyes white as his teeth.

Posted by: bour3 at October 05, 2020 06:10 AM (KXQr+)

846 If we follow alllllll the mandates by our esteemed governors and still catch the Krud, can we then sue them for malpractice?

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:12 AM (vd8XM)

847 I've seen gubbmint go after snake oil sales, maybe they should go after themselves on this

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

848 From your lips to God's ears Bruce.

I know I shouldn't be, but I am constantly amazed at the incompetence of our govs and other public 'servants'.

Hookers have more integrity.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:17 AM (Rvt88)

849 Time to do a retrospective job review as CDC.

With Daleks.
*Exterminate, Exterminate, Exterminate*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

850 I know I shouldn't be, but I am constantly amazed at the incompetence of our govs and other public 'servants'.

Hookers have more integrity.
Posted by: Tonypete

The 'Champagne Room" at a gentlemen's club has more honesty

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

851 Is Inslee really that stupid?

Posted by: jsg at October 05, 2020 06:19 AM (bcj1I)

852 Bruce and TonyPete

Class Action Lawsuit? Less satisfying than Daleks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

853 jsg

Yes. And he is not alone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

854
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 05, 2020 06:20 AM (qH8GH)

855 I do like the new TV commercials on how the new stronger tougher woman's life will be improved with the right kind of cosmetic, shoe(s) or clothing.

Roarrrrrr

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

856 Lisa Boothe
@LisaMarieBoothe
10h
Open it all up. Make your own damn decisions about how much risk you are willing to take. If you want to stay home, stay home. If you want to live more freely, live more freely.
~~~~~

Hey guys, she's ^^^ single!

Posted by: IrishEi at October 05, 2020 06:21 AM (sGotD)

857 Bruce

And your line: I got the solution to your problem between me legs.

(From a postcard I bought in Perth, at a LGB store next to a good bookstore.)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

858 Lisa Boothe
@LisaMarieBoothe

Bunk.

Posted by: JAS at October 05, 2020 06:22 AM (2BZBZ)

859 Lisa Boothe
@LisaMarieBoothe
10h
Open it all up. Make your own damn decisions about how much risk you are willing to take. If you want to stay home, stay home. If you want to live more freely, live more freely.
~~~~~

Hey guys, she's ^^^ single!
Posted by: IrishEi

Yep. If your sick stay the hell home. If you're afraid of catching the Krud and you think it will help, wear a mask.
Like any flu/cold season, wash your hands. Don't lick doorknobs or toilet seats....

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:23 AM (vd8XM)

860 Today's whiteboard sign:

Speak and pray with compassion.
-----------------------------------------------
(The sign is intended as a reflection on the people on the left who have been wishing and praying for President Trump's death-That's not on the sign, It's just my explanation for the sign.)

Apparently so people were standing outside Walter Reed shouting "We hope you die." What miserable people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2020 06:23 AM (WkPC9)

861 Salty,
What was the final call on your illness?

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

862 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at October 05, 2020 06:26 AM (iEx0u)

863 Morning, olddog

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

864 Good morning Fenelon - have you happened upon any homilies by Father James Altman?

He is causing quite a stir. . . .

https://youtu.be/3-7eoTN2vNM

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:28 AM (Rvt88)

865 Bruce

COPD. Arrives strong, leaves slowly.

I get the call if it is COVID-19 Wuhan today. I consider it unlikely. But I have to be responsible for my students. Me going positive would mess the school up.

Don't tell them, but I even like them, not that they would know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2020 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

866 Good lord, Jennifer Rubin needs to be sedated she has lost it.

Posted by: jsg at October 05, 2020 06:29 AM (bcj1I)

867 Don't tell them, but I even like them, not that they would know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Mums the word...

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

868 Morning, horde! I'm going to see how students take the ruling against the governor. I'm guessing major refusal to wear masks, followed by meltdowns when sent to office.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - banned from The Church of What's Happening Now at October 05, 2020 06:31 AM (/+bwe)

869 Morning, Bruce.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at October 05, 2020 06:33 AM (iEx0u)

870 Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:28 AM (Rvt8

Yes; I have seen clips of him on "Church Militant". I think he needs prayers to remain humble. I agree with much of what he says, but that kind of adulation could be a temptation to a clergyperson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2020 06:37 AM (WkPC9)

871 GOOD MORNING
what fresh hell awaits us

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 05, 2020 06:37 AM (iTXRQ)

872 Good point !

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:38 AM (Rvt88)

873 Oh, don't worry DB, there'll be something.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:39 AM (Rvt88)

874 741 740 Lets say, you are driving through Wickenburg Arizona, just about to call it a day when you see the Twitter CEO stranded on the side of the road, and you see he's been shot!

Would you head on in to Wickenburg, or try to make it to Wikiup?
Posted by: Menack at October 05, 2020 01:52 AM (buTO7)

Neither. You pull over to the side of the road and make sure the job is finished right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 05, 2020 01:54 AM (V2Yro)

****

Double tap. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 05, 2020 06:40 AM (cSiha)

875 I hope they use the easy-glide applicator, is all

Posted by: DB- just DB. at October 05, 2020 06:40 AM (iTXRQ)

876 Along with the "fashion " of mens dresses, I read in the same magazine that RBG's lace collar is a hot new trend for men, and women, supposedly...

Posted by: Mike at October 05, 2020 06:41 AM (uCPJA)

877 I read in the same magazine that RBG's lace collar is a hot new trend for men, and women, supposedly...
Posted by: Mike

And, apparently, we're[i/] the ones in a cult.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:42 AM (Rvt88)

878 Mark Lindsay, lead singer of the Raiders did the songs Cherokee Nation and Arizona after leaving the group - I'm guessing the original band never recovered.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 05, 2020 06:42 AM (QEPWt)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2020 06:43 AM (Rvt88)

880 Prayers to Almighty GOD on behalf of Our President and First Lady and all our afflicted this morning. May it be His Will to restore them all to us.Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2020 05:45 AM (XhWtx)

Amen!

Posted by: NaughtyPine - banned from The Church of What's Happening Now at October 05, 2020 06:44 AM (/+bwe)

881 Well, I can't argue with that, Tonypete

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:44 AM (vd8XM)

882 Apparently so people were standing outside Walter Reed shouting "We hope you die." What miserable people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2020 06:23 AM (WkPC9)

Just like we did with Obama.

Posted by: clutch at October 05, 2020 06:44 AM (9UmRs)

883 7 I keep saying 59 is the new 39
Posted by: My life is insanity

69 is the new 29

Posted by: Optimistic Miklos at October 05, 2020 04:55 AM (QzkSJ)

$59.99 and no money down.



Wait.... what?

Posted by: NaughtyPine - banned from The Church of What's Happening Now at October 05, 2020 06:45 AM (/+bwe)

884 Jill Biden is putting a habitrail in the house to try and stimulate Joe's brain a little

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

885 Wait.... what?
Posted by: NaughtyPine

I thought it was "but wait, there's more!"

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:47 AM (vd8XM)

886 Apparently so people were standing outside Walter Reed shouting "We hope you die." What miserable people.


Trump will delight in their disappointment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2020 06:47 AM (oVJmc)

887


Morning Report up now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2020 06:47 AM (s2VJv)

888 Jill Biden is putting a habitrail in the house to try and stimulate Joe's brain a little

Joe crawling thru the habitrail, looking for those tasty Corn Pops...

Posted by: Bruce at October 05, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

889 Mrs. HOD saw the commercial for the debate Wednesday and said, "there is no way I can listen to that nasally whine from Kamal for an hour." I expect most Americans to agree by Thursday morning.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at October 05, 2020 06:48 AM (QEPWt)

890 JJ up and linking!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Tinfoil Hat Wearer at October 05, 2020 06:49 AM (VtXra)

891 Yahoo news: Its insanity that Trump took a drive outside of the hospital....
Where he was suppost to die! (I added that)

Posted by: Colin at October 05, 2020 06:50 AM (uCPJA)

892 Noooooooooooood! Some time ago.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 05, 2020 07:04 AM (ExV1e)

893 886

Apparently so people were standing outside Walter Reed shouting "We hope you die." What miserable people.

Trump will delight in their disappointment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 05, 2020 06:47 AM

("We hope you die!")

Get used to disappointment.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Trump at October 05, 2020 07:21 AM (Do5/p)

894 "Most of us sat down immediately, and the three dads near me, all of whom were police officers, were visibly angry. One said he would have walked out if it wasn't his son's senior season."

And this is why the Left gets away with this shit. Because everyone has an excuse for why they refuse to stand up to it. Brilliant.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 05, 2020 07:26 AM (Do5/p)

895 My guess is that the dems have Covid as well, but they're not making it public. Kinda helps when the press won't ask about it either.

Negative test? Ok great! Thanks for telling us! You look so rested and healthy! Not near death at all! I'm sure that cough is just seasonal allergies!

Posted by: MJ at October 05, 2020 08:30 AM (gAMkn)

896

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897

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 05, 2020 01:10 PM (pNxlR)

898




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