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Police Arrest Turns Into Violent Pummeling
But not in the way you'd guess.
As Instapundit says, cops aren't there to protect citizens from criminals, but to protect criminals from citizens.Well this took an unexpected turn... pic.twitter.com/MRe6BgANhC
— GrantB911 (@GrantB911) September 8, 2020
A man at a protest against President Trump’s visit to Sacramento today climbs on top of a moving police car.
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 14, 2020
He then immediately learns why that isn’t the best idea.pic.twitter.com/ApuzkFssiJ
"Medic... Medic... Medic... " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Charles Hamilton (@SpiceEssential) September 14, 2020
Rioter gets shot in his balls by a rubber bullet in Lancaster, PA.#LancasterPA #Lancaster pic.twitter.com/TMNF8IDQ1m
— blaufarb (@blaufarb1) September 6, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at September 14, 2020 06:53 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at September 14, 2020 06:54 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Bete at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bete at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (Ojki1)
@mad_liberals
I Believe I Can Fly!!
https://tinyurl.com/y4rs4x45
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 06:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (WkPC9)
a garbage can antifa set on fire. And the media's all around to promote antifa's message.
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (PbpT7)
Too bad these guys never learned what the options really are.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 06:56 PM (WkPC9)
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I thought the same until I realized it was people taking a picture, which leads me to believe these are "journalists" trying to make news out of some sort of symbolic protest.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (WEBkv)
What's a little social strife and chaos when there's an overly dramatic photo in the making there, right?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 06:58 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 06:59 PM (r/WuD)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 14, 2020 06:59 PM (iVYJf)
2. Toss trashcan into middle of street.
3. Set trashcan on fire.
4. Wait for press to show up and take pictures.
5. Profit!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: x at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (gLRfa)
the Holy Garbage Can
the number of handles has the Can is two;
and Two shall be the number of the handles;
neither One, and nor Three;
but Two being the Number
Posted by: DB- just DB. at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)
a garbage can antifa set on fire. And the media's all around to promote antifa's message.
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2020 06:57 PM (PbpT7)
And it's the saddest little fire
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (Oka5v)
Posted by: Based Department at September 14, 2020 07:01 PM (hVVtI)
Yep. It reminds me of Paliwood pictures you see occasionally. There'll be one "brave" youth throwing a rock into a field, and about a dozen photographers all snapping closeup pictures of the kid.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:01 PM (YYlyE)
Also, this is why Mom always said to wear clean underwear.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
The police PROTECT criminals from roving gangs of vigilantes. The police are the mechanism we use to regularize and control violence against unsavory individuals in our mix.
Absent the police, every person becomes a cop, an enforcer of the social norms. Absent the police, I find you taking my stuff, you are a dead man.
Like climbing on a cop car, these people are too fucking stupid and spoiled to realize we hire the police to reduce the violence of citizens against the criminals in our midst.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (nkp5d)
Posted by: Carpe Manana
When one has the protection of the DAs, the MFM, and the entire dnc, dumb works well.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (2ygtH)
Are BLM / Antifa making any noises about going to Lancaster, PA? I doubt they are aware that multiple hunting seasons are about to open in that vicinity if they are making such plans.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (r/WuD)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (2rDEM)
Posted by: Protester thrown from cop car at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (UmCPR)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)
And Wailing Fatima, and Green Helmet Guy in the background.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2020 07:03 PM (3D/fK)
More please!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Sentenced For Stalking Zooey Deschanel Without Wearing a Mask at September 14, 2020 07:03 PM (+dsLj)
Cops stomp mentally ill guy into coma, after hitting him with their vehicle (they even claimed he "damaged" it). Good thing a couple of people caught it on their phones.
Posted by: Under Worse at September 14, 2020 07:03 PM (BBWrU)
And it's the saddest little fire
Posted by: Dark Helmet at September 14, 2020 07:00 PM (Oka5v)
+++
I thought it was a lighter that wouldn't extinguish.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 07:03 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
Cause we might want to have one. I'd put the odds at 50-50 right now, legitimate or otherwise. We're a coin flip away from disaster.
Prepare for the worst...just in case.
Posted by: Quiet
Yeah, I don't know what happens. It might get so bad under Biden/Harris, that by 2024 people will totally revolt against their incompetence and lies.
I hope we can live through it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (Kjzu8)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Riot Girls Special! Color Coordinated Gas Masks 10% Off! at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (0QYMt)
Some soigirl screaming in the background "Oh My Gawd!" Repeatedly.
It's a bit longer, makes it clear the cop was trying to go through the intersection and the sois merged in to block him.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (4k/Uz)
I was gonna ask if any of them owned a belt until I saw guy whip him with one.
I apologize for my shortsightedness.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (2rDEM)
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A buddy of mine used to play "capture the flag" with teams, using paintball guns. Part of the rules were, "you get shot, go down, you can be revived by a medic that touches you."
This appears to be someone who thinks that's how street anarchy works.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (WEBkv)
I love when one citizen stops another citizen from kicking the downed perp, so that HE can kick the perp.
I loved the big guy holding down the perp saying, "Don't hit / kick me," with the unspoken follow on, "But go ahead and take as many licks on this doofus as you'd like."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (r/WuD)
Posted by: Vito Mob and vice versa at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (VoKVv)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (v0R5T)
vigilantes. The police are the mechanism we use to regularize and
control violence against unsavory individuals in our mix.
Absent the police, every person becomes a cop, an enforcer of the
social norms. Absent the police, I find you taking my stuff, you are a
dead man.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (nkp5d)
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The reason they had to charge the Kenosha Kid with murder was to send a message that Antifa is Protected. Remove that protection and its a whole new game.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: morigu at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Eu98u)
Also, this is why Mom always said to wear clean underwear.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
I don't think his underwear was clean when they finished.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)
Where did that cop go? Probably saw what was going on and 'needed time to recover'
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (nUhF0)
Pretend I just arrived from an interplanetary mission and had now "news" for 4 years.
What did I miss, about Trump stoking "racial division"?
Bueller?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (sd8p8)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/400570/
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (HwiWi)
Oh, they're black?
....
* head explodes *
/now deceased SJW
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (nkp5d)
I was gonna ask if any of them owned a belt until I saw guy whip him with one.
I apologize for my shortsightedness.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (ZLI7S)
========
Shortsightedness for...not asking something and looking for the answer yourself?
That makes you some kind of godking around here, not shortsighted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (LvTSG)
#BREAKING; #US C-Ram system intercepted several rockets fired toward the U.S Embassy in #Baghdad in the last 20 minutes.
Lots of videos of it: https://tinyurl.com/yycgks8j
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)
All I want for my life to be complete is for the Amish to throw down on BLM/Antifa by getting stabby stabby with their pitchforks.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Sentenced For Stalking Zooey Deschanel Without Wearing a Mask at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (sd8p
It's about the Communism, Sharon. The black thing, not so much, really.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 07:07 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
#BREAKING; #US C-Ram system intercepted several rockets fired toward the U.S Embassy in #Baghdad in the last 20 minutes.
Lots of videos of it: https://tinyurl.com/yycgks8j
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)
=========
Iran?
It was Iran, wasn't it?
I'm not saying it was Iran, but it was Iran.
Well, Iranian proxies which is pretty much the same thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 07:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2020 07:07 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 07:07 PM (OjZpE)
More please!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Sentenced For Stalking Zooey Deschanel Without Wearing a Mask
The outrage of BLM this Spring and Summer has made a lot white people mad and hateful towards black people.
From what I gather, a great many black folks are pretty upset at BLM and what they've done. They are at pains to not necessarily speak up, but it's out there.
And LeBron James and the rest of the NBA are just rich, self-indulgent millionaires, who think that they can walk on water and their shit don't stink.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 07:04 PM (OjZpE)
I didn't do it.
Nobody saw me do it.
You can't prove anything.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM
I believe Lancaster, the city, has a fairly high number of minorities living there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Eicbe)
Let me tell you something about Lancasters.
Posted by: Henry V at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (ykYG2)
Wastebasket fires are TIGHT!
In their defense, a few of them did characterize themselves as brave firefighters once. I'm not quite sure that pic is what they meant, tho'.
That didn't look like much of a fire to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Dark Helmet
"The sad little fire that grew into a conflagration." An uplifting childrens book coming to a woke school near you...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 14, 2020 07:09 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:09 PM (nUhF0)
Here's some 1970's mall muzak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FxA2pELtIw
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
A conspiracy theorist might think that the Trump campaign is paying these savages to cause trouble.
They want to destroy freaking Lancaster.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (9hauA)
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He could have been saying "My dick!"
No, no, no. He was supposed to say "OW! MY BALLS!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:09 PM (HaL55)
75 And it's the saddest little fire
Thought it was a memorial or something
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: 11B40 at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (dUJdY)
No, no, no. He was supposed to say "OW! MY BALLS!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (HaL55)
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He went off script.
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (Eicbe)
No harm in doing so because I believe the physical prep will be necessary more so if we win.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 07:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (UmCPR)
Would you like to rethink your story?
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:09 PM (nUhF0)
Ice pack and morphine
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (/6GbT)
What does Newsom say? "It's Climate Change, we have to follow the science."
CA has been ignoring science for decades. They let the dead trees accumulate and kindle fires.
Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (w7KSn)
"Oh....Ok."
Good for them.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (HwiWi)
- Kamala "Firestorm" Harris, Burning down the house!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (ZCiJZ)
Too bad they cut the vid at the very end when the second cop showed up and it for a moment looked like some shit was going to go down between 2nd cop and the big guy... but they cut the vid there because first cop surely told 2nd cop - No, he's cool. And that was it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (/Dgcm)
Now, I believe in "qualified immunity", however, I don't believe that cops are allowed to save their lives in ways that normal citizens can't.
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (Eicbe)
I hear you. I had that moment when some AntiFa tool shot a man in Provo, Utah.
PROVO. UTAH.
Provo is about as geographically and philosophically far from this crap as one can possibly get.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (YYlyE)
I dunno what that guy expects a medic to be able to do for his balls
Finding them would be a noteworthy accomplishment. Or he can kick him in the other one -- wouldn't want him to suffer with asymmetrical balls.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (r/WuD)
Posted by: Andrew G at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi mixes it up at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (kHPnQ)
What does Newsom say? "It's Climate Change, we have to follow the science."
CA has been ignoring science for decades. They let the dead trees accumulate and kindle fires.
Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (w7KSn)
==
Until Gaia accepts the sacrifice of small children to Hollywood, the science says that the brush must stay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (LvTSG)
In fact reading the article, the area is getting "gentrified" because they want to build an even bigger TJ's so even more people can shop there, JT the "community " is trying to stop it.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: InCali at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (9AFWN)
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (jHjyc)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM
No.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....asymptomatic Moron
It's mostly black neighborhoods that have been trashed and black owned businesses that were burned.
Posted by: Adriane the EveryBody's a Critic Critic ... at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (LPnfS)
... The More You Know...
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (HwiWi)
========
Attacks by foreign powers get the people to rally around the current president, but then again, Democrats are stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (tXgDF)
Americans are getting fed up.
All Americans. Not just The white ones.
Payback is gonna be ugly.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (axyOa)
*************
If I remember right it went initially from a net plus 20 positive rating of BLM by white people to a net minus 30, in like two months.
I hope the business side of things is having a similar impact, I dropped and cancelled all contracts with business partners who did the BLM pandering shit for our company. Bye.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Sentenced For Stalking Zooey Deschanel Without Wearing a Mask at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (sd8p8)
but they cut the vid there because first cop surely told 2nd cop - No, he's cool. And that was it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (/Dgcm)
There was a longer video and 1st cop told 2nd cop exactly that.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (r/WuD)
I hate that fucking town...
Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (UmCPR)
What's a four letter word ending in "k" that means intercourse?
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (sd8p
and their hair was purple!
Awoooooo!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Random Quote Generator at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (xPJvm)
Somewhere along the line black males decided they do not need to follow police instructions and can do whatever they want to do.
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM
Like fund terrorists groups?
China is on top of it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi mixes it up at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (kHPnQ)
Good times.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (tXgDF)
Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (w7KSn)
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A couple of years ago, several fires were deliberately set in CA, and, at least two of the perpetrators caught were illegals.
Didn't make the news, though.
This year, odds are, antifaBLM have a hand in a few of the fires, fire investigators know it, but, that news isn't really getting out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (WEBkv)
Pretend I just arrived from an interplanetary mission and had now "news" for 4 years.
What did I miss, about Trump stoking "racial division"?
Bueller?
It's complete bullshit, but here's what they'll tell you:
1. His "good people on both sides" comment.
2. Mexico isn't sending us their best
3. Kids in cages
Again, this is not me talking. I'm just saying what they'd tell you if they were here. I realize all of these "reasons" are bullshit.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (YYlyE)
#BREAKING; #US C-Ram system intercepted several rockets fired toward the U.S Embassy in #Baghdad in the last 20 minutes.
Lots of videos of it: https://tinyurl.com/yycgks8j
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (cF8AT)
Hopefully they determined the launch location.
You think that's a rocket? This is a rocket
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (2DOZq)
Really?
Defund the Police => Cancel the Police.
We don't wike it--It must go!
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (Eicbe)
What does Newsom say? "It's Climate Change, we have to follow the science."
.........
But he looks so cute in his mask and hair gel.
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi mixes it up at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (kHPnQ)
BLM labels me a racist, even if I'm not.
OK, they win. I'll be a racist to every BLM supporter I meet, whatever their race, which is mostly dumb whites.
Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:08 PM (Eicbe)
I'm stealing that
Posted by: vmom 2020 - The Translations of Marcus Aurelius at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (nUhF0)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (AiZBA)
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Luck?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (WEBkv)
******************
We have no issues here!
Posted by: Antarctica at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (YYlyE)
I hate that fucking town...
Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (UmCPR)
I like Intercourse.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (tXgDF)
Talk
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (r/WuD)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:12 PM (/Dgcm)
Some jackass took one to the face here... facial and nutshot compilation...google it
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Adriane the EveryBody's a Critic Critic ... at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Paolo at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (FDTiw)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM
Talk?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (rBtIz)
Pull your stupid pants up!
Did not find that attractive when I was a teen in the 90's and my peers were doing it then, don't find it attractive now.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Rbfr/)
1305618758589964293
Breaking: Whistleblower complaint from former Acting Under Secretary for Intelligence Analysis Brian Murphy. WHY IT MATTERS: DHS tells house committee emails between Murphy + his colleagues are in" direct contradition to Mr Murphy's claims" ...
Interesting comments from retweeter Murray in the thread too. [Typos original to tweet.]
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (an7Mv)
Not to mention writing it on the back of your Antifa shirt grants you some kind of protection.
Heh. Yeah. Right.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (AiZBA)
------------
Luck?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (WEBkv)
Pork!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Rbfr/)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (tXgDF)
.......
Groin massage. It's their specialty.
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)
It's complete bullshit, but here's what they'll tell you:
1. His "good people on both sides" comment.
2. Mexico isn't sending us their best
3. Kids in cages
Again, this is not me talking. I'm just saying what they'd tell you if they were here. I realize all of these "reasons" are bullshit.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (YYlyE)
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#2 and #3 : Mexico is not a race. They have enough Spanish/European heritage that many can be classified as at least part-"white".
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Eicbe)
I have to say that I've never seen a more diverse bunch of shoppers at my Trader Joe's. Every race and nationality. It's almost as if everybody loves to go there
Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (gLRfa)
Also, this is why Mom always said to wear clean underwear.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Tag team gang bang.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (/Dgcm)
By the way, I am still laughing at your pain. Especially, One-Ball.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (JOV35)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (YYlyE)
*****
So they're going to finally do controlled burns to clear out the brush?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Sentenced For Stalking Zooey Deschanel Without Wearing a Mask at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (AiZBA)
I'm confused...
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (cF8AT)
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (AiZBA)
Can I buy a "c" Pat?
Posted by: The Bulwark Staff at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM (sd8p
Hi Sharon!
What's sad is I see quite a few comments on YT with people expressing racism towards the black race because of all this nonsense. (Granted, YT comments can be a cesspool, but not on most of the videos I watch.)
Sometimes I bother to remind them that it has nothing to do with race - most pantifa people and a whole lot of BLM "protesters" are white. I shouldn't have to point this out since it's pretty obvious, but here we are.
BLM is only making black people's lives worse. Someone point me to something positive they have actually done for black people.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (2DOZq)
I'm confused...
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 07:17 PM (cF8AT)
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I think they had scheduled to retire, so my guess would be that she's firing them ahead of schedule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (/6GbT)
No. Don't.
Don't google anything. Don't make it a household word. Use ANY OTHER search engine. Not google.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (AiZBA)
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Luck?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (WEBkv)
Pork!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM
Bonk!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Antarctica
I'm sure more than a couple of those scientists in research stations are BLM tools.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:19 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2020 07:19 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM (AiZBA
Cuck?
Posted by: Chris Stirewalt at September 14, 2020 07:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at September 14, 2020 07:14 PM (tXgDF)
Fire up the bong with some purple haired sensimilla!
Stat!
Posted by: Antifa "Medic" at September 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Eicbe)
Bonk!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (rBtIz)
Another good one!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM (2ygtH)
Gov. Newsom is a joke, his state is literally burning up and covering
its citizens in smoke and ash due to asinine environmental policies in
place since the mid 1970s.
What does Newsom say? "It's Climate Change, we have to follow the science."
CA has been ignoring science for decades. They let the dead trees accumulate and kindle fires.
Posted by: atttila the reliable at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (w7KSn)
++++
It's the easiest of easy outs. Completely ignores arsonists on top of poor forestry management. Instead, it is being caused by the Great Ogre of all, Climate Change. Let's him off the hook, beautifully, smugly, and scientifically intelligently.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM (66BnU)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 14, 2020 07:15 PM (/6GbT)
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No. "Facial and nutshot compilation" brings up...other stuff.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Eicbe)
There's a rich Mexican man at my church with light eyes (blue, I think) and light brown hair. His son is friends with my nephew. Son looks like a regular American kid, although he has his gorgeous mom's brown eyes and dark chair.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (ch6++)
BLM is only making black people's lives worse. Someone point me to something positive they have actually done for black people.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (9hauA)
This isn't a race war. This is Marxist-Leninist revolution with a bucket of brown paint poured over the top. They've been running this playbook for a century now.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (WM64H)
Fire up the bong with some purple haired sensimilla!
Stat!
Posted by: Antifa "Medic" at September 14, 2020 07:19 PM (Z+IKu)
This.
I'm pretty sure the "medics" in the pantifa world have zero actual medical training.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (bCLt0)
All I want for my life to be complete is for the Amish to throw down on BLM/Antifa by getting stabby stabby with their pitchforks.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being Sentenced For Stalking Zooey Deschanel Without Wearing a Mask at September 14, 2020 07:06 PM (+dsLj)
Nut shots with the old 30-30 would be order of the day.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (/Dgcm)
House Judiciary GOP
.@ RepAdamSchiff's latest "whistleblower" contradicted his own "whistleblower" complaint.
You can't make this up.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:16 PM (Eicbe)
Cubans can range from black to 'would be accepted into the SS' levels of white.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (BAsqb)
twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1305639037701627904
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (ykYG2)
Jack.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM
Well...it is sex with someone you love...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (HwiWi)
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Hmm, let's make a list:
Conspired to murder a bunch of GOP congressmen.
Conspired to overthrow a duly elected President.
Conspired to destroy the economy of the US to get rid of President Trump.
Conspired with communists to burn down large portions of American cities in order to get rid of President Trump.
All bullet points on list suggest the answer is: "Yes."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself)
um ... made some Black, instinctive D voters think carefully about what Trump had to say ???
otherwise, got nothing ...
Posted by: Adriane the EveryBody's a Critic Critic ... at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, shouting Lawrence! into the desert at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah, you're right. She fired him 2 weeks before his retirement date. 20 years he's been on the force. Does he lose his pension now over some naked, drug addled whack job?
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Might have some EMT Basics there.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (BAsqb)
Bellevue is much more conservative than Seattle. I'm honestly surprised.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:18 PM (9hauA)
If I were black, I'd be pissed that these white suburban punks took over my movement. Hell, I'm pissed even though I'm not black.
I'd also be really pissed that black men don't get a break with the law, but every illegal immigrant that gets a dui or beats his girlfriend or murders someone or rapes a 10-year-old gets let loose to have at it again.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Voter theater. at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (V17Ch)
So - basically nothing, then.
A very clear illustration of how stupid these people are, and, much more alarmingly, how stupid so many people are, who mindlessly swallow such nonsense.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (OTzUX)
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Yep. Per Nineteen Eighty-Four, resistance to tyranny always tends to start in the middle class. The Proles have no recourse and the Inner Party elites benefit from totalitarianism. The Middle Class is the threat and a key barrier to tyrants.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (HwiWi)
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If I believed that, I would believe they are already getting paid for China for what they are doing right now.
And with the Graft Club named Washington DC, it is far more believable.
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:24 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:24 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (HwiWi)
Get his ass to Mars!
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 07:24 PM (AiZBA)
As a married man I'll say Luck-y
Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2020 07:24 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Kamal at September 14, 2020 07:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (yQpMk)
Did someone say, "animals?" - King Crimson live on the Rich Hall show in '081.
https://youtu.be/p5Eoek8a500
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)
Jack.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:20 PM
Well...it is sex with someone you love...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (rBtIz)
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So wank applies as well.
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (Eicbe)
Bellevue is much more conservative than Seattle. I'm honestly surprised.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (YYlyE)
Don't be. It's probably cheaper to build and live there and more intelligently run, which FaceBook will immediately set about changing.
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (2sCft)
I hate that fucking town...
Posted by: jsg at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM ()
Perhaps you prefer Bird-in-Hand?
Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (9rf/6)
Posted by: AF at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (S8ePJ)
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (9v1sv)
Bellevue is much more conservative than Seattle. I'm honestly surprised.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (YYlyE)
Not for long.
/Facemook
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (9hauA)
Now if slow old white guy had shot the perp ... would that have been excessive, would the other blacks in the crowd support the cop? idk ... imo most black neighborhoods want more cops, and they know they have trouble makers that need to be taken off the street. Some of the bad guys are carrying guns ... (illegally).
Would be interesting to interview some of those black guys.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM (Cus5s)
ill give him an 8.5 with the break dancing move on the pavement.
That dood that took one to the nuts has heuvos rancheros now
Posted by: Dr Arizona Seuss at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:11 PM (HwiWi)
Of course it's nonsense. Pay no attention.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jen Rubin at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)
A Youtuber appeared to defecate in the driveway of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's home in a video livestreamed over the weekend.
In the footage taken on Saturday, the man, who identifies himself as Armando, walked through the streets of San Francisco in search of the Democrat's home.
Once he found her home, he set up a camera across the road and walked over to her driveway.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 14, 2020 07:05 PM
What did I miss? Which one was at a Trader Joe's?
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (4k/Uz)
Caste systems are best for optimizing graft distribution !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (WTjg3)
ill give him an 8.5 with the break dancing move on the pavement.
5.8
Posted by: East German Judge at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (UmCPR)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (HwiWi)
Did someone say, "animals?" - King Crimson live on the Rich Hall show in '081.
https://youtu.be/p5Eoek8a500
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)
I see Adrian Belew and David Byrne share a tailor.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (PiwSw)
@@@@
They believe that their god is watching and will fix it.
Posted by: Piratepatch at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (jHjyc)
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM (2DOZq)
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Guy probably thought it was safe to take on the cop, because he was among a bunch of his homies.
He thought wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:28 PM (WEBkv)
Once he found her home, he set up a camera across the road and walked over to her driveway.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
There was something on the drive that night
It reeked, all right
Armando
He was dumping on the DNC
On Pelosi
Armando
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 07:28 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 07:28 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: steevy at September
Leslie Nielsen played a Mexican drug kingpin in "Viva Knievel"
Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (9rf/6)
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Reports say he's been arrested for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
This is what the whole country is supposed to accept.
I wander how dead Trump Supporter- murdering white pantifa guy feels. No riots in his memory.
Sad!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: steevy at September
Leslie Nielsen played a Mexican drug kingpin in "Viva Knievel"
Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (9rf/6)
This is cultural appropriation and these movies must be destroyed.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)
white cops tells his partner ..."he's cool he's cool".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Cus5s)
Once he found her home, he set up a camera across the road and walked over to her driveway.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe
Deuces for Dunces
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (r/WuD)
Biden/Harris, that by 2024 people will totally revolt against their
incompetence and lies.
The left screwed up after Obama, they thought they had everything sewed up tight, but them Trump happened. They won't make that mistake again. They win this election and all we'll get in the future is Soviet style elections. Literally the only thing we'll have left is our guns, which they'll try to take in an Australia style seizure. Don't know about you, but I'll be giving them all my ammo first.
Posted by: An Observation at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (FCsYG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (WM64H)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM (2DOZq)
.......
Yeah, fatso could use to work off a few donuts.
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: USNtakim at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Might have some EMT Basics there.
Posted by: Vanya
***
No doubt.
Probably did a tour in the Nam down in Wang Bang province.
I'm thinking their medical training came from watching MASH reruns.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (axyOa)
It seem that the latest outrage in my Instagram feed from the young uns is that ICE performed mass hysterectomies on detained illegals in Texas.
The goddamn National Enquirer has nothing on the folks that put this shit out there.
Posted by: browndog at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Reports say he's been arrested for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
But it's LEGAL in San Franshitsco.
Or is it just another double standard involving Nanzi.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 07:25 PM (9v1sv)
There was also a large migration of Germans into Mexico and South America after WWII.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: That Guy who has nothing to say, but says it anyway at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 07:22 PM (BAsqb)
But the Democrat KKK would not have them - Catholic.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:23 PM (4k/Uz)
Caste systems are best for optimizing graft distribution !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (WTjg3)
They're blowing bricks watching blacks and Mexicans moving into the middle class. This isn't what LBJ intended.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: dartist at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (+ya+t)
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Reports say he's been arrested for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
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Wasn't me!
Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:32 PM (HwiWi)
He thought wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:28 PM (WEBk
That's possible but the cop was anything but intimidating. I think it would have happened if there was no crowd. And he or the cop would be dead.
Posted by: Weaning is hard at September 14, 2020 07:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM
Tuck
Posted by: It' at September 14, 2020 07:32 PM (786Ro)
Deuces for Dunces
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (r/WuD)
"I can't come to the phone right now. I'm at the Pelosi's burnin a mule....."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Once he found her home, he set up a camera across the road and walked over to her driveway.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
See.....this guy missed his opportunity. He should have had a flash mob show up at the old bitch's home and covered the driveway in brown.
Hey, but it's a start. Do Chuck U Schumer next.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 14, 2020 07:32 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
That stinks
Posted by: Dr Arizona Seuss at September 14, 2020 07:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2020 07:33 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Javems at September 14, 2020 07:33 PM (ofIwF)
.......
I thought you could shit anywhere in SF. Might as well be her front yard.
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:33 PM (v0R5T)
It reeked, all right
Armando
He was dumping on the DNC
On Pelosi
Armando
Posted by: Vanya
ABBA never sounded better.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 07:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:34 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Pantifa Medic at September 14, 2020 07:34 PM (EgshT)
The Community Arrest video was enlightening in this regard - none of those guys have any fighting skills.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 07:35 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Josephistan at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (9rf/6)
This is cultural appropriation and these movies must be destroyed.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at September 14, 2020 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)
We're on it!
Posted by: Rifftrax at September 14, 2020 07:35 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:35 PM (/Dgcm)
@@@@
They believe that their god is watching and will fix it.
Posted by: Piratepatch
HAL 9000 has better things to do.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 14, 2020 07:35 PM (13Jbc)
Posted by: Hands at September 14, 2020 07:36 PM (786Ro)
Bravo for those citizens assisting the cop.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2020 07:36 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 07:37 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: dartist at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM (+ya+t)
Even bigger deal in Arizona is that the Navajo tribe endorsed Trump this time around. As with a lot of the police groups, they've never endorsed a candidate before (and the assumption was that they were guaranteed dem votes.)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2020 07:37 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Rbastid at September 14, 2020 07:37 PM (V8ydh)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 14, 2020 07:37 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Ned Beatty's Lover from Deliverance at September 14, 2020 07:37 PM (786Ro)
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Reports say he's been arrested for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
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Wasn't me!
Posted by: Weasel
***
Good news! Weasel wasn't The one busted for doing a dookee on Pelosi's driveway.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 07:38 PM (axyOa)
For one, the cop blew the control hold... he appeared to start to make a joint lock but gave up when it was most critical.
Wacking the perp with the handcuffs was also a stupid play. Better to use them as knuckles and strike and slash, rather than just catch punches.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 07:38 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at September 14, 2020 07:39 PM (cEKOe)
The rub is that the criminals now have the power of the State backing them - we do not. Try to defend yourself or your property and watch what happens, in case it hasn't already been amply demonstrated.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 14, 2020 07:39 PM (F6tBH)
Shocking, I know.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:39 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (an7Mv)
Wacking the perp with the handcuffs was also a stupid play. Better
to use them as knuckles and strike and slash, rather than just catch
punches.
Not that I could do any better, but that cop didn't appear to be very well trained.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Loyal Order Of Turtles at September 14, 2020 07:13 PM
Tuck
Posted by: It' at September 14, 2020 07:32 PM
That's what Michelle Obama does on date nights Barack is "feeling straight".
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (YYlyE)
I think those photographers were blowing on that fire.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (HwiWi)
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Reports say he's been arrested for it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
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Wasn't me!
Posted by: Weasel
Fact Check: Have "Armando" and Weasel ever been seen together?
We report, you decide.
Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (63Dwl)
Japan's current status is 98% not nuked.
Posted by: Curtis LeMay at September 14, 2020 07:41 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: mexican words of the day at September 14, 2020 07:41 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (bCLt0)
There is a real definable class system in America because this country absolutely despises one minority in particular in the United States.
That one minority is the individual.
It would be better to come up with policies that benefit, oh, I don't know, as many individuals as possible...
Posted by: Citizen of What at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (SSJSf)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 14, 2020 07:39 PM (F6tBH)
Depends heavily on the state.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (/Dgcm)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:29 PM (sWM8x)
........
Is there a Gofundme yet for his bail? I didn't think so.
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2020 07:38 PM (axyOa)
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Good.
I'd hate to think Weasel was trying to get out of teaching that rifle class at the TX MoMe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at September 14, 2020 07:43 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at September 14, 2020 07:39 PM (cEKOe)
Yes, it's really troubling. I feel like they are making stupid black dudes feel they must aggressively resist the cops as is their right.* And aggressively resisting the cops generally doesn't end well.
* I have no idea if this is accurate, and I'd be interested in the stats if they are available.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:43 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: eddie murphy at September 14, 2020 07:43 PM (ykYG2)
ill give him an 8.5 with the break dancing move on the pavement.
Posted by: Dr Arizona Seuss at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM
3.2
Posted by: East German Judge at September 14, 2020 07:43 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at September 14, 2020 07:43 PM (eir2i)
.......
Do we have a source for alleged defecation?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 07:44 PM (Bk0np)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2020 07:44 PM (7kFu0)
the State backing them - we do not. Try to defend yourself or your
property and watch what happens, in case it hasn't already been amply
demonstrated.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 14, 2020 07:39 PM (F6tBH)
Depends heavily on the state.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM
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Depends heavily on the County also.
$hit that might work in Dallas County Texas will not fly here in Fannin County Texas.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 07:44 PM (Bk0np)
Food and bowels.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (9hauA)
The white broad in the cop car surfing video. She puts her arms over her head and crosses them. Is that the international symbol of there's a dumbass on the ground
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (o/dyo)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
Come on guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (cI3Q7)
======
Thank you!!!!
And I'm pissed I couldn't think of it. It was on the tip...just the tip... of my tongue.
Posted by: Chin music at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (69XrE)
Posted by: Pantifa Medic at September 14, 2020 07:34 PM (EgshT)
So, now the cops have a BOLO for a guy with testicles the size of basketballs, crying uncontrollably and asking for his mama.
Shouldn't be too difficult to track this idiot down.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (4k/Uz)
No, I am Shartacus!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (H3MF8)
In contrast between trained and untrained, there was a video where some BLM ID10T was going to pull open the door on a car and pull the driver out. The driver didn't put up with that crap, backed the perp up then simultaneously grabbed the perp by the shoulders, and performed a leg sweep take down bouncing the retard off the sidewalk just to get his attention for the shouting that followed.
Officer Donuts not only blew the control hold, but when the perp resisted, could have been able to quickly transition to a wrist lock and then a take-down. Not much of a show in that it wouldn't yield Youtube Riots but would be effective.
Krav Maga Level II stuff.
Posted by: 🐧 at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2020 07:40 PM (63Dwl)
Sort of like the "2% (or 8%, whatever) genetic difference between men and mice" silliness. The number may be small, but it includes all the important stuff.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (okGHj)
I would think exactly the opposite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (cI3Q7)
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Probably his butt hole.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)
307 Do we have a source for alleged defecation?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at September 14, 2020 07:44 PM (Bk0np)
Food and bowels.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (9hauA)
Taco Bell on speed dial.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Chris W at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (ENWT/)
Posted by: Deuce Pelosi at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:45 PM (4k/Uz)
No, I am Shartacus!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 07:46 PM (H3MF
But isn't this really the story of President Obama's tenure in the White House?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (okGHj)
Trump mentioned they are not raping themselves.
Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (SWbVS)
In pro wrestling, that was the signal the "referee" would do when one of the guys got actually hurt.
I don't know if it is / has been used in other contexts.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Chris W at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (ENWT/)
Pixy don't like racists.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Joe Biden killed my career at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (HaL55)
>>* I have no idea if this is accurate, and I'd be interested in the stats if they are available.
According to AG Barr, 9 unnamed blacks were shot by police last year. Of the 9, 5 were resisting arrest. In the entire country.
That means a grand total of 4 unarmed blacks were shot by police last year. More are shot by other blacks on a single Saturday night in Chicago.
Resisting arrest, even if you are innocent, is not going to end well for you no matter what color you are.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Trump mentioned they are not raping themselves.
Posted by: nip at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (cpS4u)
Their rapes don't matter unless they can be pinned on a designated hated group (white males, maybe also Asians).
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (9hauA)
them - we do not. Try to defend yourself or your property and watch what
happens, in case it hasn't already been amply demonstrated.
I don't believe anything has happened to the citizen in Austin who ventilated AK boy.
Posted by: An Observation at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (FCsYG)
And only 1% of muslims are radicalized.
Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2020 07:48 PM (SWbVS)
The rest of the Muzzies just follow the Koran and the pedophile goat humper they worship. Same. Damned. Thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (cI3Q7)
It's not like you can hang out there with a newspaper.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Nice dismount off the cop car.
ill give him an 8.5 with the break dancing move on the pavement.
Posted by: Dr Arizona Seuss at September 14, 2020 07:26 PM
3.2
Posted by: East German Judge at September 14, 2020 07:43 PM (DMUuz)
Virtue signaling can get painful sometimes.
Posted by: Javems at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: squatting blogger at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at September 14, 2020 07:50 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Chris W at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM (ENWT/)
I take it you are on an apple device. Turn off smart punctuation. Settings=General=Keyboard=Smart Punctuation deselect.
Posted by: buzzion at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
This is the thing.
Didn't Chris Rock have a routine about this very thing? Probably been memory holed by now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (9hauA)
Come on guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 14, 2020 07:42 PM (cI3Q7)
I'm immune to this particular criticism. See comment #144.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at September 14, 2020 07:31 PM
I've seen a lot of blonde Argentinians- and Nazis.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2020 07:52 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (HwiWi)
Posted by: Chris W at September 14, 2020 07:47 PM
Have you considered, perchance, upgrading your membership level?
The colon has been a topic of discussion tonight; one would hate not to be able to move quickly when like this present themselves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (DMUuz)
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Dumbass discovers life is not like the movies.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 07:53 PM (9v1sv)
Wasn't me!
Posted by: Weasel
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Me either! I was right here, got witnesses and stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (WAylS)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2020 07:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
This is the thing.
Didn't Chris Rock have a routine about this very thing? Probably been memory holed by now.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM (9hauA)
Two basic things when interacting with cops
#1. yes sir
#2. no sir
goes a long way toward a best outcome.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 14, 2020 07:57 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at September 14, 2020 07:51 PM
Yes- it's hilarious. You can do a Bing search- "Chris Rock how to not get your ass kicked". It looks like it might be a Saturday Night Live short.
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2020 08:01 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2020 08:03 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Vanya at September 14, 2020 07:21 PM (BAsqb)
It is both. Instead of pitting social classes against one another, they are substituting race since many of those fomenting this wannabe-Leninist revolution are quite wealthy. So the new enemies are uniformly white with a spare minority here and there who is a cop or business owner or innocent bystander. Of course, Democrat mayors and governors and Deep State elements (perhaps in particular) are co-conspirators. This is a war now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat (Joe Biden Didn't Kill Himself at September 14, 2020 08:22 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Medic at September 14, 2020 08:36 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 14, 2020 08:41 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 14, 2020 08:44 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: drerbrerard at September 14, 2020 08:59 PM (1zrjo)
#1. yes sir
#2. no sir
goes a long way toward a best outcome.
Posted by: Braenyard
My attorneys card is in my wallet. Please call him.
Posted by: Jean at September 14, 2020 09:20 PM (yIJFm)
#1. yes sir
#2. no sir
goes a long way toward a best outcome.
Posted by: Braenyard
Yeah - no shit. I've had a few altercations/interactions with the cops in my wild youth. Twice the cop was a giant asshole, and I hadn't done a thing. He started hassling me, well beyond reason. Know what? both times I walked away. Because I knew to keep my mouth in check, and stay polite to the man with a gun and a set of cuffs.
One time I had four Mexican police tackle me, or try to tackle me (they were little guys). It was just a mix up. But instead of reacting, and fighting back I said "whoa whoa"... Once things were explained we ended up shaking hands.
Don;t be an asshole with the cops.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at September 14, 2020 09:45 PM (nkp5d)
Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at September 14, 2020 11:41 PM (xZjSg)
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