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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Gainsborough Seashore.jpg

Seashore With Fishermen
Thomas Gainsborough

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 First in, First out

Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

2 sponge

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 19, 2020 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

3 boaty mcboatface

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

4
Floating canvas-backed chairs!

Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

5 Have ye ever been to sea Billy?

No, but I have been blown ashore

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 19, 2020 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

6
I won't carp at this one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)

7 That cloud looks like a crocodile

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 19, 2020 09:32 AM (x/sA1)

8 Doesn't seem like the best spot to come ashore.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 19, 2020 09:32 AM (3wrCP)

9 The sea was angry that day, my friends.

- G. Costanza

Posted by: WisRich at August 19, 2020 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

10 Something about the angle of the boats and the wind seem off.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 09:33 AM (U2p+3)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Lacks sole.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)

13 Wait.......3 men in the boat?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

14 They are waiting for that schooner to run aground so they can 'salvage' it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:33 AM (M+BxQ)

15 "All's ashore who's going ashore!"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

16 More alcove than seashore.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:34 AM (NWiLs)

17 Waters warm, once you get used to it!

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2020 09:34 AM (vd8XM)

18 Shark week. They're going to need a bigger boat.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2020 09:34 AM (wiXsO)

19 No nautical puns until 100.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (1ISKN)

20 Generally, when I am picking a beach landing site I usually avoid big fucking jagged rocks in the surf. But that's just me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (sWDv2)

21 This is why you buy boat collision insurance.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (Z4rgH)

22 14 They are waiting for that schooner to run aground so they can 'salvage' it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:33 AM (M+BxQ)

Better schooner than later.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (NWiLs)

23 Nothing but beach break and rocks. We should let Charlie have this one.

Posted by: Col Kilgore at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (l3+k2)

24 Shark week. They're going to need a bigger boat.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2020 09:34 AM (wiXsO)


Gov. Whitmer caught on open mic saying "it's fucking shark week!"

Libs. Always so classy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

25 So is one of them named Captain Ron?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:36 AM (M+BxQ)

26 Dicey work to come that close to land with that strong sea breeze. Snap your anchor hawser and you're in trouble.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 19, 2020 09:36 AM (HmZuC)

27 Seashore with Fishermen

...and a big rock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 09:36 AM (HaL55)

28 Joe Biden standing on shore, life guarding .

Corn Pop in the boat, leaving

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2020 09:36 AM (vd8XM)

29 19 No nautical puns until 100.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (1ISKN)

22 Better schooner than later.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (NWiLs)


LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

30 The light and dark elements don't look natural to me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 09:37 AM (1ISKN)

31 Nothing but beach break and rocks. We should let Charlie have this one.

Posted by: Col Kilgore at August 19, 2020 09:35 AM (l3+k2)

Charlie don't surf.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)

32 None of that 'rollin' up to a nice sandy beach' bullshit. These bastards had it tough, but they never complained.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 19, 2020 09:37 AM (oAY8z)

33 Sheesh. First comment of the day and I get a brush with Teh Barrel. Great, it's gonna be one of those days.


Need moar covfefe...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 09:37 AM (HaL55)

34 *groans*

I did leave that one hanging there...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:38 AM (M+BxQ)

35
Well, hey yawl!

Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 09:38 AM (w9Wax)

36 I won't carp at this one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)


Can we send someone to the Barrel for instituting a pun fest? That fishing hole is played out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:38 AM (Z4rgH)

37 Too dark on the left side; like they are taking a ring into Mordor or something.

Posted by: DC at August 19, 2020 09:38 AM (RZIhl)

38 35
Well, hey yawl!
---------------
You need to ketch up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 09:39 AM (sWDv2)

39 I love this painting. I feel sorry for the cabin boys, though.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 19, 2020 09:39 AM (ftFVW)

40 Those who go down to the sea in ships, Who do business on great waters,

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:39 AM (JFO2v)

41 Trust the Gorton's fisherman!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (HaL55)

43 The sea was angry that day...

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (7J5st)

44 I like Gainsborough, but this one is too dark for me along the shoreline. Maybe it's better if you look on a bigger screen. But I feel like all I'm seeing is dark and then there's some other stuff over there.


Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (/669Q)

45 I may have just invented the greatest snack eva almond butter on tortilla chips

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

46 A three hour tour ends up on the rocks.

Not good.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (88xKn)

47 I prefer landing a wooden boat on a nice sandy shore, rocks just wreak it, Ralph.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

48 Fish heads
Fish heads
Rolly polly fish heads

Fish heads
Fish heads
Eat them up
YUM!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Wait'll they find out the girls camp nude beach is in the next bay.

Damn GPS

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2020 09:41 AM (vd8XM)

50 The fishermen are haul seiners. They've hauled a huge wide net around a cove and then drawn it in.

The puzzle is the boat being towed behind the schooner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 09:41 AM (q2K0j)

51 Fuck this shit fellas, lets go to the bar and watch Brandy lay the whisky down

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 19, 2020 09:41 AM (x/sA1)

52 The lads will need much comforting tonight!

Posted by: Capn Ned at August 19, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

53 The Composition looks messy and irregular to me.

It does not grab my attention.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (haWye)

54 39 I love this painting. I feel sorry for the cabin boys, though.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 19, 2020 09:39 AM (ftFVW)

I will be headed to the cabins shortly.

Posted by: Capn Ned at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

55 The lads will need much comforting tonight!
Posted by: Capn Ned at August 19, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)


Don't be silly. Zeus and Apollo have NOTHING to do with this.

Posted by: Jonathan Quail Higgins at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

56 >>The puzzle is the boat being towed behind the schooner.


You need at least 2 boats to set and haul nets. 3, likely if you are running sails on your main rig.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (7J5st)

57 The puzzle is the boat being towed behind the schooner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 09:41 AM (q2K0j)

Where do you put your dinghy?

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (X/Pw5)

58 Them that die will be the lucky ones! - Long John Silver

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

59 Doesn't exactly look like good fishing weather.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 19, 2020 09:43 AM (dUJdY)

60 And not a single Jolly Roger in sight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:43 AM (Z4rgH)

61 Gainsborough >>> Fat City

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2020 09:43 AM (O+AcM)

62
It does not grab my attention.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (haWye)


But does it grab you by the pu**y?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

63 The puzzle is the boat being towed behind the schooner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Is that for the little man?

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2020 09:43 AM (vd8XM)

64 We at Schooner Tuna....

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

65 I do like the Croc Cloud, though.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2020 09:43 AM (7J5st)

66 Where do you put your dinghy?
Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 09:42 AM (X/Pw5)

Let me ask a cabin boy!

Posted by: Capn Ned at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

67 https://youtu.be/a4UQJwd3awQ

https://youtu.be/VAiOjxkCS0g

Mood music...

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM (Egln3)

68 But are the dolphins safe?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

69 Three sheets to the wind!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM (csiRd)

70 Something about the angle of the boats and the wind seem off.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
........

Tacky of you to point that out..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM (CjFDo)

71 The crashing waves have an attention to detail lacking in other parts of the painting. Likely on purpose, to add dramatic effect.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM (svbBD)

72 But does it grab you by the pu**y?


Putty? That would be just plain silly.

Posted by: stumck at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM (w9Wax)

73 50 The fishermen are haul seiners. They've hauled a huge wide net around a cove and then drawn it in.

The puzzle is the boat being towed behind the schooner.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 09:41 AM (q2K0j)


Crew from the second schooner.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:45 AM (FiGAS)

74 Sailing takes me away do do do do do

Posted by: Chris Cross at August 19, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

75 Gee; I never knew Gainsborough had done a painting of the sea and fisherman. Very interesting

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 09:45 AM (WkPC9)

76 They see the works of the LORD, And His wonders in the deep.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

77 So, the dinghy is Rome and the rocks are Carthage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

78 I should have thrown in 'matey!'...more nautical.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 09:46 AM (csiRd)

79 A lot of Gainsborough's portraits are hit or miss for my taste. But I usually enjoy his landscapes like this one. I love the way he uses light almost as another paint on his palette. Also, his sense of proportion and his very earth-tone oriented color selection. The paintings are so pleasant to view.

Thanks, CBD, for this one and for yesterday's. I got in very late for Tuesday's art but it was interesting and a pleasure to learn.

Posted by: JTB at August 19, 2020 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

80 For He commands and raises the stormy wind, Which lifts up the waves of the sea.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:46 AM (JFO2v)

81 I'mmmmmm

Sailing awayyyyyy

Set an open course for the virgin sea.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 19, 2020 09:47 AM (FiGAS)

82 A shocking lacking of social distancing on the boat

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2020 09:47 AM (O+AcM)

83 Pha loves Pa....

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

84 They are not fishing.
They are drowning.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 19, 2020 09:47 AM (ffFj+)

85 I like the painting. It captures the complete savagery of the sea.

I've been out to sea in Alaska. The ocean is incredibly dangerous.

I always roll my eyes when women talk lovingly of the relaxing peacefulness of the beach. Utter horse shit. The sea will kill you as quickly as gravity or momentum.Turn your back on her and you die.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2020 09:47 AM (o2MD2)

86 Currently nearing the conclusion of the 10th book in the Master and Commander series (Far Side of the World), so this wonderful paining is very timely. The light/dark contrasts and the general grainy feel of the painting are very-much in-tune with O'Brian's vision of what life was like for Royal Navy sailors in the early 19th century.

Posted by: Doctor.Boom at August 19, 2020 09:48 AM (NYS7S)

87 They are not fishing.
They are drowning.
Posted by: The Man from Athens

I think you're right. There's no beer

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2020 09:48 AM (vd8XM)

88 RUM!!!! RUM TILL WE PUKE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

89 I am floundering for want of a pun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 09:49 AM (cq10r)

90 Utter horse shit. The sea will kill you as quickly as gravity or momentum.Turn your back on her and you die.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2020 09:47 AM (o2MD2)

As with much of nature. Mother Nature? Yeah not. She'll kill you in a heartbeat. Bitch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 19, 2020 09:49 AM (csiRd)

91 The sea will kill you as quickly as gravity or momentum.Turn your back on her and you die.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 19, 2020 09:47 AM (o2MD2)

Yeah, bath tubs, too.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 09:49 AM (X/Pw5)

92 90 I am floundering for want of a pun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 09:49 AM (cq10r)

you did that on porpoise!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)

93 Everybody, listen to me, and return me, my ship. I'm your captain, I'm your captain, although I'm feeling mighty sick.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

94 Prime Gainsborough. Wonderful painting, and a good museum it's in too (if it ever reopens). For those who like elbows, "Girl With Birds" is worth a look as well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, vacationist at August 19, 2020 09:51 AM (2y4NB)

95 I am floundering for want of a pun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 09:49 AM (cq10r)

you did that on porpoise!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
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This is not the plaice for this.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2020 09:51 AM (/669Q)

96 86>> Yep.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 09:51 AM (xfb67)

97 Just for the halibut!

Posted by: Hillary at August 19, 2020 09:51 AM (pNYAm)

98 This is not the plaice for this.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2020 09:51 AM (/669Q)

Sorry feeling a little crappy this AM

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)

99 Well I suspect most are there for the halibut.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 19, 2020 09:52 AM (ffFj+)

100 Heh.. Grand Funk Railroad reference

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 19, 2020 09:52 AM (x/sA1)

101 GIUK Gap is lovely in the winter...

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

102 You and your precious fissh punses...

Posted by: Gollum at August 19, 2020 09:52 AM (l3+k2)

103 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang...a boat that size would be like 5 or 6 canoe accidents!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 09:53 AM (axyOa)

104
Ernest Shackleton's 1916 open-boat voyage from Elephant Island to South Georgia and the crossing the island to the whaling station in Stromness is one of the most amazing journeys in history. A later explorer said, "I do not know how they did it, except that they had to - three men of the heroic age of Antarctic exploration with 50 feet of rope between them - and a carpenter's adze"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:53 AM (mht8P)

105 Everybody, listen to me, and return me, my ship. I'm your captain, I'm your captain, although I'm feeling mighty sick.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 09:51 AM (gmo/4)


S'cuse me while I smack this guy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:53 AM (Z4rgH)

106 GILLIGAN!!!!!

Posted by: The Skipper at August 19, 2020 09:53 AM (ffFj+)

107 Well...bye.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 19, 2020 09:53 AM (NWiLs)

108 three men of the heroic age of Antarctic exploration with 50 feet of rope between them - and a carpenter's adze"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Had a nice adze, too.

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2020 09:54 AM (vd8XM)

109 Serious WWII boat pr0n.

Fully restored with modern diesel engines Scott Paine designed Power Boats built Motor Gun Boat 81.

Armament:
1 3lb cannon forward
2 twin .303 Lewis machine guns midship
1 twin 20mm Oerlikon aft
2 depth charges.

https://youtu.be/BoSXhLATGWE

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:54 AM (M+BxQ)

110 Darwin Awards for everybody!

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 09:54 AM (Z4rgH)

111 On Wednesday, November 4, are we going to be able to have an art thread that follows the rules?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

112 Close your mouth!
We are not a codfish!

Posted by: Mary Poppins at August 19, 2020 09:55 AM (ffFj+)

113
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Aperitif - a limerick

A hard drinking pirate named Norm
(Blind drunk was his usual form)
He'd drink rancid sherry
Or even Knott's Berry
What the heck! Any port in a storm!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2020 09:55 AM (Fc5rx)

114 Ernest Shackleton's 1916 open-boat voyage from Elephant Island to South Georgia and the crossing the island to the whaling station in Stromness is one of the most amazing journeys in history. A later explorer said, "I do not know how they did it, except that they had to - three men of the heroic age of Antarctic exploration with 50 feet of rope between them - and a carpenter's adze"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I hope they took shelter in the "safe places" along the route for a good cry every now and then

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2020 09:55 AM (vd8XM)

115 111 Serious WWII boat pr0n.

Fully restored with modern diesel engines Scott Paine designed Power Boats built Motor Gun Boat 81.

Armament:
1 3lb cannon forward
2 twin .303 Lewis machine guns midship
1 twin 20mm Oerlikon aft
2 depth charges.

https://youtu.be/BoSXhLATGWE
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:54 AM (M+BxQ)

I do not see any rod holders or outriggers!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

116 (Nautical but) Nice art. Would hang.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2020 09:55 AM (ZGrMX)

117 I am floundering for want of a pun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 09:49 AM (cq10r)

you did that on porpoise!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
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This is not the plaice for this.


Posted by: bluebell


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Hmmm. Is Bluebell carping about the puns already?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 09:55 AM (axyOa)

118
Past 100 (CBD!!) so the flash drives with The Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy and Rape-Pardoning (TM) are being mailed out today to those requesting one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 09:55 AM (mht8P)

119 holy mackerel, wonder how many clams they get for their sole

Posted by: REDACTED at August 19, 2020 09:56 AM (O+AcM)

120 The Wreck of the Hesperus!

I'm too late for the fish puns, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 09:57 AM (Ejm1K)

121 The Skipper and the Professor do Mary Ann and Ginger.

Posted by: XXX The Movie at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (ffFj+)

122 I've always liked Gainsborough.
He brings power to his paintings.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (axyOa)

123 See? Gainsborough can find them!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

124 120
Past 100 (CBD!!) so the flash drives with The Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy and Rape-Pardoning (TM) are being mailed out today to those requesting one.
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Where are we on the AOS Hawaiian Shirts?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (sWDv2)

125 Just read over at second city cop, the chicago teachers union sent $600.00 worth of pizza to a bunch of protesters outside of a district police station. The delivery driver gave the pizzas to the cops inside the station.


LMAO, and so are the cops

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (FIrEF)

126 This I like.

Posted by: SMFH at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (RU4sa)

127 117 111 Serious WWII boat pr0n.

Fully restored with modern diesel engines Scott Paine designed Power Boats built Motor Gun Boat 81.

Armament:
1 3lb cannon forward
2 twin .303 Lewis machine guns midship
1 twin 20mm Oerlikon aft
2 depth charges.

https://youtu.be/BoSXhLATGWE
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:54 AM (M+BxQ)

On some PT the throttles were operated by the Boatswain or pilot but the forward/reverse was control in the engine room by the chief. This was to help save wear and tear on the transmissions. The trans level just sent a signal the the chief.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)

128 Meh! It's no Bierstadt!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2020 09:59 AM (Fc5rx)

129 Where's the albatross? Who has the crossbow? Confused.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 09:59 AM (sWDv2)

130 127 Just read over at second city cop, the chicago teachers union sent $600.00 worth of pizza to a bunch of protesters outside of a district police station. The delivery driver gave the pizzas to the cops inside the station.


LMAO, and so are the cops
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (FIrEF)

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The driver's probably going to get fired for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

131 But are the dolphins safe?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 19, 2020 09:44 AM


They are. You might not be if you turn your back on them, though...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (ejd/p)

132 Where are we on the AOS Hawaiian Shirts?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (sWDv2)

I love tori richards shirts

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (JFO2v)

133 Split Enz - Six Months in a Leaky Boat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnZd08zKDec

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (Dc2NZ)

134 Pirate metal - Alestorm's Shipwrecked

https://youtu.be/ggyC0FOzqHM

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (HaL55)

135 Give a person a fish and you gave them a fish.

Teaching a person to fish is a tool of the patriarchy and I won't be mansplained to.

Posted by: AOC at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (fAcn5)

136 The driver's probably going to get fired for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
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Unless they gave him/her a specific name to deliver to, and he didn't do it, not sure how they could fire him.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (/669Q)

137
LMAO, and so are the cops
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 19, 2020 09:58 AM (FIrEF)

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The driver's probably going to get fired for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse!


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If my boss sent me, unarmed, into a protest with $600 in pizza, I'd quit. This would be my last great act of defiance.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (axyOa)

138 Ernest Shackleton's 1916 open-boat voyage from Elephant Island to South Georgia and the crossing the island to the whaling station in Stromness is one of the most amazing journeys in history. A later explorer said, "I do not know how they did it, except that they had to - three men of the heroic age of Antarctic exploration with 50 feet of rope between them - and a carpenter's adze"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


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Alistair Maclean quoted someone as saying, "When everything looks black and all hope is lost, get down on your knees and pray for Shackleton."

Even before the trip in the open whaling boat, the entire expedition was a hell of a struggle: Their ship, the Endurance, was stuck in the ice all winter, and then was crushed in the spring. Apparently ol' Ernest was quite the real-life Capt. James T. Kirk!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (Ejm1K)

139 I do not see any rod holders or outriggers!

The depth charges should bring a decent catch to the surface.

Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2020 10:02 AM (h5TKJ)

140 Even before the trip in the open whaling boat, the entire expedition was a hell of a struggle: Their ship, the Endurance, was stuck in the ice all winter, and then was crushed in the spring. Apparently ol' Ernest was quite the real-life Capt. James T. Kirk!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 10:00 AM (Ejm1K)
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A ampersand E made a good miniseries on the Shackleton expedition.

Posted by: Al Swearingen at August 19, 2020 10:02 AM (UAMe5)

141 Set the depth charges shallow, problem solved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:03 AM (M+BxQ)

142 Off cussin' sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:03 AM (UAMe5)

143 https://youtu.be/BoSXhLATGWE

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 09:54 AM (M+BxQ)

Let's put wheels on her and take her to downtown Portland.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 10:03 AM (X/Pw5)

144 There was a documentary on the Endurance and the footage was crystal clear.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:03 AM (Dc2NZ)

145 Just read over at second city cop, the chicago teachers union sent $600.00 worth of pizza to a bunch of protesters outside of a district police station.

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It was a mostly pizza-full protest.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2020 10:03 AM (Fc5rx)

146 Muldoon, you never disappoint!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:04 AM (Dc2NZ)

147 That's a beautiful painting. Thank you for sharing it.

Posted by: Draki at August 19, 2020 10:05 AM (XTb1H)

148 I can recommend 'Barrow's Boys' by Fergus Fleming to those that like ill fated 19th century exploration efforts. Amazing how poorly they planned things and lived. Just amazing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:05 AM (sWDv2)

149 Just read over at second city cop, the chicago teachers union sent $600.00 worth of pizza to a bunch of protesters outside of a district police station.

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It was a mostly pizza-full protest.

Posted by: Muldoon


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That was cheesy.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:05 AM (axyOa)

150 One of the first people on the thread will post (100 comment rule - CBD) 100 times and we'll be good.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 19, 2020 10:05 AM (3wrCP)

151 Lt. Bligh made an open boat voyage of 3,618 nautical miles in the Bounty's launch.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 10:05 AM (gmo/4)

152 A little mood music for this painting:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5p6xbw

Fleetwood Mac, "Albatross" live w/Green, Spencer and Kirwan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:06 AM (FtO5h)

153 It was a mostly pizza-full protest.

Posted by: Muldoon


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That was cheesy.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:05 AM


Don't get saucy with Muldoon!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:06 AM (ejd/p)

154 PT-658 is based in Vancouver, WA. Was supposed to go to the Russians but the war ended.

https://youtu.be/ucciZ1zFpXY

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:06 AM (M+BxQ)

155 149-LOL, Muldoon. People sending pizza to Antifa protesters are certainly a bunch of weirdoughs, that's for sure.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 10:06 AM (WkPC9)

156 The painting captures the power, and danger, of the sea, very nicely.

Posted by: An Observation at August 19, 2020 10:07 AM (TwFVz)

157 Even better is:

, Captain Bligh's Portable Nightmare: From the Bounty to Safety--4,162 Miles Across the Pacific in a Rowing Boat


Absolutely amazing book based on his journals.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:07 AM (U2p+3)

158 Fen takes the crown!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:07 AM (Dc2NZ)

159 It was a mostly pizza-full protest.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2020 10:03 AM (Fc5rx)

tff Mul

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

160 Let's put wheels on her and take her to downtown Portland.

Posted by: BignJames



No need.
The Willamette River goes right through town.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:08 AM (axyOa)

161 I'm disappointed nobody on JJ's thread commented on the fact that there's a dick-chopping tranny named "Hecox".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2020 10:08 AM (ZGrMX)

162 Lt. Bligh made an open boat voyage of 3,618 nautical miles in the Bounty's launch.
Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 10:05 AM (gmo/4)
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Coincidentally, I've been reading "Captain Bligh's Portable Nightmare." Good book, quick read.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:08 AM (UAMe5)

163 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Nothing to say. Just hanging out for a few minutes before (ugh!) work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:09 AM (2JVJo)

164 154 PT-658 is based in Vancouver, WA. Was supposed to go to the Russians but the war ended.

https://youtu.be/ucciZ1zFpXY
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They were made out of plywood. Do they still exist? I remember in the 60s there was one tied up in New Bern, NC, as some sort of sightseeing/fishing boat. It didn't look to seaworthy then. I can't imagine any of them survived.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:09 AM (sWDv2)

165 Muddy Waters > Choppy Waters

Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 10:09 AM (fAcn5)

166 Nothing to say. Just hanging out for a few minutes before (ugh!) work.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:09 AM (2JVJo)

damn I need to find a job

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:09 AM (JFO2v)

167 Ooo...

Biden's campaign just slammed Linda Sarsour and her antisemitism.

This unity party is really not going well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

168 This unity party is really not going well.

CNN's also been furiously airing "explanations" for why AOC nominating Bernie isn't actually anti-Joe. If you're explaining, you're losing.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2020 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)

169 Willowed:

Abbott the Boneless, Dan Patrick, Bonnen and Sid Miller can ALL DIAF.
Posted by: rickb223


Why Patrick?
He's been more outspoken against Abbott than most. He told Fauci to STFU. I like that.
Posted by: Sponge


Why Is The Lieutenant Governor The Most Powerful Office In Texas?

https://tinyurl.com/y2lmlkwb

Patrick singlehandedly allowed Bonnen to kill the Constitutional Carry bill.
Anti-2nd Amendment is instant death penalty, AFAIC.

Oklahoma has Constitutional Carry.
Fucking Oklahoma.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 10:12 AM (5CJXD)

170 I saw Choppy Waters open for Pumpkinhead Brown, with Toejam Slim on washboard and Bottlecaps Jenkins on traps.

Hoboken Blues Fest and Chowder Club Convention, 1967

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:12 AM (FtO5h)

171 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

Trying to get votes wherever they can-Yesterday it was with CardiB fans. Today it's with the leftist Jews who might think anti semetism is still a bad thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2020 10:13 AM (WkPC9)

172 >>They were made out of plywood. Do they still exist? I remember in the 60s there was one tied up in New Bern, NC, as some sort of sightseeing/fishing boat. It didn't look to seaworthy then. I can't imagine any of them survived.

Battleship Cover Museum, Fall River, MA.

Virtually all PT boat officers and crew during WWII were trained just down the bay in Portsmouth, RI.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:14 AM (ZLI7S)

173 168 This unity party is really not going well.

CNN's also been furiously airing "explanations" for why AOC nominating Bernie isn't actually anti-Joe. If you're explaining, you're losing.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2020 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)

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It's almost like the activist left isn't all that happy with the establishment, and the establishment is stuck between flexing its muscles and putting on a happy face.

Almost like having John Kasich on to hype up moderation and then having panels where activists talk about positively imagining a world without police or prisons was a bad idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)

174 Muddy Waters > Choppy Waters
Posted by: jsg at August 19, 2020 10:09 AM


We love that dirty water.

Posted by: The Standells at August 19, 2020 10:14 AM (ejd/p)

175 A vast majority of the Pacific based PT boats were burned at the end of the war off Samar in the Philippines. Those Stateside or in Europe also did not last long.

World War II museum in New Orleans has a combat veteran MTO Higgins 78ft PT boat.

Where USS Massachusetts is on display there are two PT boats IIRC.

And finally PT-658 which is a late war Elco 80ft.

In England, there is one MTB existing beside MGB 81.

England is also home to the last surviving German E-boat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:15 AM (M+BxQ)

176 I saw Choppy Waters open for Pumpkinhead Brown, with Toejam Slim on washboard and Bottlecaps Jenkins on traps.

Hoboken Blues Fest and Chowder Club Convention, 1967

Posted by: Guy Smiley


The after midnight show featured Nick Nostril and his Nine Nasty Nosepickers. An awesome set.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:15 AM (axyOa)

177 Looking at Gainsborough's works, he liked to put blue front and center. "Blue Boy", of course, but also "Mr. And Mrs. Andrews", with the Missus and her blue gown, and which I love for the insouciant pose of Mister with his boomstick.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:16 AM (Dc2NZ)

178 CNN's also been furiously airing "explanations" for why AOC nominating
Bernie isn't actually anti-Joe. If you're explaining, you're losing.


Tim Pool will likely have some more fun with this today. His red-pilling continues and it's fun to watch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:16 AM (HaL55)

179 Biden's campaign just slammed Linda Sarsour and her antisemitism.

This unity party is really not going well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

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Probably a safe enough bet... I highly doubt MB/Qatar will kick back against a Dem for this, as they know it's part of the taqqiya theater, and they can count on Joe and the whore to be good anti-semites once in office. And it should smooth ruffled feathers of NY Jewish donors who may be wavering and need to hear a convenient lie before opening their wallets.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (xkm5f)

180 Battleship Cover Museum

What, like with a tarp?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (h5TKJ)

181 Nautical, but nice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (UAMe5)

182 I see we are talking boats and cruises, so a couple of book recommendations:

Joshua Slocum's Sailing Alone Around the World, the story of Captain Slocum and his sloop Spray, who took off in 1895 to circumnavigate the globe (spoiler: he did it). Slocum and the Spray vanished in 1909, during a trip to the West Indies.

https://tinyurl.com/y2hdcseq

And, by the late Tony Horwitz, Blue Latitudes, where he decides to sign on as a crewman aboard a replica of Captain Cook's Endeavour and visit Tahiti, the Barrier Reef and other spots the gallant captain saw during his own voyages of exploration:

https://tinyurl.com/y5qp8mn3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (2JVJo)

183 Lt. Bligh made an open boat voyage of 3,618 nautical miles in the Bounty's launch.

Two things to remember about the mutiny on the Bounty 1. The Admiralty convicted the crew of mutiny. 2. The Bounty's launch on the voyage home was the last vessel Bligh ever commanded.

Posted by: An Observation at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (TwFVz)

184 Battleship Cover Museum, Fall River, MA.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:14 AM


Great place. Took the godchild's brother there a couple of years back. Somewhere I have an old pic of a very tiny RMBS stuffed into the muzzle of one of the main guns (this is before they put them at their present elevation). My love for shooty things goes way back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (ejd/p)

185 Wonder if Joe has had Kameltoe give Clinton a blowjob yet? You know, for payment for speaking.

None for Bernie though.

Moochell got two.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (ffFj+)

186 179 Biden's campaign just slammed Linda Sarsour and her antisemitism.

This unity party is really not going well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

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Probably a safe enough bet... I highly doubt MB/Qatar will kick back against a Dem for this, as they know it's part of the taqqiya theater, and they can count on Joe and the whore to be good anti-semites once in office. And it should smooth ruffled feathers of NY Jewish donors who may be wavering and need to hear a convenient lie before opening their wallets.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (xkm5f)

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"We invited her to speak at our nominating convention, but swearsies, she has nothing to do with our party."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

187 damn I need to find a job

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:09 AM (JFO2v)


The horror!

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 19, 2020 10:18 AM (Z4rgH)

188 You know what they always say:

"Gainsboroughs before Gaines-hos"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 19, 2020 10:18 AM (Fc5rx)

189 PT-658 is based in Vancouver, WA. Was supposed to go to the Russians but the war ended.

https://youtu.be/ucciZ1zFpXY
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:06 AM (M+BxQ)

That was kind of disappointing. Amateurish video, and they never even got the boat up on plane, which is sort of the point of PT boats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:18 AM (cq10r)

190 Damn, now I've got to find my copy of Endurance about the Shackleford expedition.

Posted by: JTB at August 19, 2020 10:18 AM (7EjX1)

191 Posted by: The Standells at August 19, 2020 10:14 AM (ejd/p)

Fun fact: The Standells appeared as themselves on an episode of The Munsters. The song they played?

"I Want To Hold Your Hand."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM (2JVJo)

192 CNN's also been furiously airing "explanations" for why AOC nominating Bernie isn't actually anti-Joe. If you're explaining, you're losing.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2020 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)


They're wrong. She's seconding Bernie's initial nominating of Joe. Much like "I second that motion" type of thing. But I think she purposely worded it as she did.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM (2HOsT)

193 183 Lt. Bligh made an open boat voyage of 3,618 nautical miles in the Bounty's launch.

Two things to remember about the mutiny on the Bounty 1. The Admiralty convicted the crew of mutiny. 2. The Bounty's launch on the voyage home was the last vessel Bligh ever commanded.
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As I recall Bligh was made Governor of one of the Australian colonies. And guess what, there was another mutiny.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM (sWDv2)

194 Jerry Brown@JerryBrownGov
Hey California! We can avoid a blackout, but you have to turn up your damn thermostat!

California ISOm@California_ISO
We can do this together. Please #conserve #energy now. Demand is higher than expected. Help relieve stress on the grid by lowering A/C, deferring use of major appliances, and turning out unneeded lights. Every MW counts.

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The Democrat energy policy = no energy

The party that has been shrieking for forty years about global warming failed to foresee the coming of summer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

195 I tole Choppy Waters, yessuh I truly did tole him, do not go down to the crossroads, under any curcumstances. Nothin' good can come o' dat. But did he lissen? No. No he dint. Damn fool went an' sold his fool soul fo' a night with Miss Layinda Sheets and now he done gots da clap. (shakes haid)

Posted by: Bottlecaps Jenkins at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM (FtO5h)

196 Fun fact: The Standells appeared as themselves on an episode of The Munsters. The song they played?

"I Want To Hold Your Hand."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM


I did not know that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM (ejd/p)

197 196 Fun fact: The Standells appeared as themselves on an episode of The Munsters. The song they played?

"I Want To Hold Your Hand."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM

I did not know that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM (ejd/p)

=========

And knowing is half the battle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)

198 LA man arrested for voting 3 times as his dead mother while also voting for himself.

Good thing voter fraud isn't real or I'd be concerned with all the examples of voter fraud across the country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:21 AM (WvQcX)

199 Every MW counts.

Yeah, because a MW is a 1000 kW.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 10:21 AM (xfb67)

200 I tole Choppy Waters, yessuh I truly did tole him, do not go down to the crossroads, under any curcumstances. Nothin' good can come o' dat. But did he lissen? No. No he dint. Damn fool went an' sold his fool soul fo' a night with Miss Layinda Sheets and now he done gots da clap. (shakes haid)
Posted by: Bottlecaps Jenkins at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM


Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL0F8HiKp6Q

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:21 AM (ejd/p)

201 The Bounty's launch on the voyage home was the last vessel Bligh ever commanded.
Posted by: An Observation at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (TwFVz)
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No, it was not. He commanded HMS Providence on a return voyage to the South Seas a couple of years later, HMS Director during the Nore Mutiny, and others. He was Governor General of NSW when *it* mutinied. It's like his life had a theme.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:22 AM (UAMe5)

202 This is one of those paintings that the more I study it the more detail and subtlety is revealed, making the painting even richer to view. The same thing happens to me with a lot of Andrew Wyeth works.

Posted by: JTB at August 19, 2020 10:22 AM (7EjX1)

203 Blood in the Water.
A great book explaining how every US destroyer sunk WWII was sunk.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 19, 2020 10:22 AM (ffFj+)

204 Battleship Cover Museum, Fall River, MA.


Memory (mine) is fallible. I know I took my kids to see a museum with a PT Boat. I would have guessed more Newport than Fall River.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 10:22 AM (q2K0j)

205 They're wrong. She's seconding Bernie's initial nominating of Joe. Much like "I second that motion" type of thing. But I think she purposely worded it as she did.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal



Kinda glad she did just to enjoy all the BS we are seeing this morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:23 AM (axyOa)

206
It's like his life had a theme.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy

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"Mistah Christian!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:24 AM (mht8P)

207 As I recall Bligh was made Governor of one of the Australian colonies. And guess what, there was another mutiny.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM (sWDv2)
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TBF, he was plunked ino the middle of an already impossible situation. He wasn't the kind of guy who could make things better, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:24 AM (UAMe5)

208 Trying to make a PT Boat into a commercial business is nuts. The hull is plywood wrapped around a very expensive gas hungry engine. These were suicide boats.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:24 AM (sWDv2)

209 Fun fact: The Standells appeared as themselves on an episode of The Munsters. The song they played?

"I Want To Hold Your Hand."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM

I did not know that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM (ejd/p)

=========

And knowing is half the battle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)


Excuse the quality:

https://tinyurl.com/rwum5cu

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:24 AM (2JVJo)

210 201 The Bounty's launch on the voyage home was the last vessel Bligh ever commanded.
Posted by: An Observation at August 19, 2020 10:17 AM (TwFVz)
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No, it was not. He commanded HMS Providence on a return voyage to the South Seas a couple of years later, HMS Director during the Nore Mutiny, and others. He was Governor General of NSW when *it* mutinied. It's like his life had a theme.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:22 AM (UAMe5)

Maybe he should've been more of a disciplinarian.

Posted by: Someguy at August 19, 2020 10:25 AM (Zm+LZ)

211 205 They're wrong. She's seconding Bernie's initial nominating of Joe. Much like "I second that motion" type of thing. But I think she purposely worded it as she did.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal



Kinda glad she did just to enjoy all the BS we are seeing this morning.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:23 AM (axyOa)

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She's attacking the media as establishment, which is true. She uses the media as a useful enemy, much like Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

212 I was just looking it up, one nautical mile is roughly 1.15 statute miles.

This makes statute miles the equivalent to the gender pay gap!

We must abolish the difference between nautical and statute miles!!!!!

SHRINK THE OCEANS NOW

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 10:25 AM (WyVLE)

213 207 As I recall Bligh was made Governor of one of the Australian colonies. And guess what, there was another mutiny.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:19 AM (sWDv2)
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TBF, he was plunked ino the middle of an already impossible situation. He wasn't the kind of guy who could make things better, though.
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Read Barrow's Boys to get a sense of the British Admiralty of the time. Naval officers would do anything to get a command and come off of half pay. British seamen were merely expendable expenses.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:26 AM (sWDv2)

214 Yep, Battleship Cove Fall River, MA has two PT boats on display.

https://www.battleshipcove.org/exhibits

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:26 AM (M+BxQ)

215 Memory (mine) is fallible. I know I took my kids to see a museum with a PT Boat. I would have guessed more Newport than Fall River.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 10:22 AM


Yep. Fall River. Right under the Braga Bridge. Fun place to kick around.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)

216 Used to read tramp steamer books as a lad. There is a whole series of therm written by Howard Pease.

I did spend a considerable amount of time on a moored tanker years ago. My room was across the hall from the galley and next door to the bar. You get used to the rolling. Just had to be careful when sitting on the toilet when the ship was low in the water.

Posted by: Javems at August 19, 2020 10:26 AM (ofIwF)

217 I'm Sour, Sarsour
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
Hate could be so cruel
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-yes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

218 I was just looking it up, one nautical mile is roughly 1.15 statute miles.


An American mile is 5,280 feet. A communist mile is 6,000 feet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 10:27 AM (q2K0j)

219 An Observation

No. Capt. Bligh's navigational skills were prized by the Admiralty.

He was a LT during his first mutiny. When he was a post Captain, he commanded HMS Director, and went through the Nore mutiny. He did very well fighting the Dutch in that ship.

He commanded HMS Glatton in the Battle of Copenhagen. VADm Nelson personally singled him out for commendation, as he was instrumental in making that battle a victory.
But no mutiny.

He retired as a Vice Admiral, and went on to his third mutiny in Australia.

The Admiralty valued his service.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:27 AM (u82oZ)

220 If I'm Trump, and I win in November, here's what I do... seeing as how I won, I don't really need to prosecute the rampant fraud, do I? But I've been watching it the whole time, across the country.

So, what I'd do is this: right in the middle of their destructive spasm of fury, as they are claiming I stole the election, I'd ONLY prosecute the handful of Trump voters committing fraud. High-profile arrests and trials, very public. Feed their rage and their delusions.

Get their violent street faction to terrorize their asshole politicians until THEY demand Voter ID.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2020 10:27 AM (xkm5f)

221 >>Great place. Took the godchild's brother there a couple of years back. Somewhere I have an old pic of a very tiny RMBS stuffed into the muzzle of one of the main guns (this is before they put them at their present elevation). My love for shooty things goes way back.

During WWII Narragansett Bay was basically one big naval base and PT boats were at the center of it. I kept a boat at the old PT training base for years and now I'm down the bay at what used to be the main testing facility for US torpedos.

The Navy presence here is a now a shell of what it was as naval tactics and the boats needed to support new kinds of warfare changed.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)

222 Yep, Battleship Cove Fall River, MA has two PT boats on display.

https://www.battleshipcove.org/exhibits
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:26 AM (M+BxQ)


And if you go for a weekend, you can stay at the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast.

https://lizzie-borden.com/

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (2JVJo)

223 Bob & Doug Mackenzie taught me how to do celcius. Double it and add thirty. That makes a 6-pack, lessee, a whole lot more beer.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)

224 Each PT boat had three Packard marine engines. Thankfully we never ran out of spares.

Unlike the British at the start of the war, they had some MTBs that were powered by Italian engines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:29 AM (M+BxQ)

225 "She has no role in the Biden campaign whatsoever."
Biden Condemns Former Women's March Co-Chair Sarsour the Hamas Louse After She Appears At DNC

( From J.J.'s article)

Democrat translation: "She is going to be a part of the administration writing the policies to move us toward Sharia. Get over it."

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 19, 2020 10:29 AM (sI15f)

226
And if you go for a weekend, you can stay at the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast.

https://lizzie-borden.com/
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (2JVJo)


I'd axe the question: who would want to stay there?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 10:29 AM (WvQcX)

227 The Democrat energy policy = no energy





Apparently the idea of having enough energy for one of the most populous states in the union never occurred to them. But they'll call it "progress" anyway. It sure would be funny if Glorious People's Republik of Kaleefornia decided to clean house of their prosperity-killing prog gubmint along with Nanzi Pelousi and Guv'nor Gruesome and elected some folks who at least knew what they were doing, kinda-sorta.

Maybe somebody out there will 'splain to them how their gig economy was killed so the unions could keep on giving the Dems money to stay in power. I won't be holding my breath, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:29 AM (HaL55)

228 And if you go for a weekend, you can stay at the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast.

https://lizzie-borden.com/
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (2JVJo)


I'd axe the question: who would want to stay there?

Posted by: AlaBAMA



They serve a great chop salad.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:30 AM (axyOa)

229 Enjoy your shit sandwich Bernie Bros.
Payback is easy: Vote Trump 2020.
Know one will know and the gloating will be epic.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (ffFj+)

230 Lizzie Borden B+B?

I think I would prefer to stay in the Andy Warhol themed hotel in NYC...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (M+BxQ)

231 Bob & Doug Mackenzie taught me how to do celcius. Double it and add thirty. That makes a 6-pack, lessee, a whole lot more beer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)


Count me in for metric, eh?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

232 Capt Bligh's navigational skills were certainly superior, but I recall it was his ability to create/draw charts of formerly unknown waters that caught the attention of Captain Cook.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (bY+8h)

233 I'd axe the question: who would want to stay there?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

------

June Cleaver

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (8XRCm)

234 223 Bob & Doug Mackenzie taught me how to do celcius. Double it and add thirty. That makes a 6-pack, lessee, a whole lot more beer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)


Do you mean converting Celsius to Fahrenheit? Maybe as a quick and dirty but that puts boiling at 230 degrees F

Posted by: Buzzion at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (FiGAS)

235 No, it was not. He commanded HMS Providence on a
return voyage to the South Seas a couple of years later, HMS Director
during the Nore Mutiny, and others. He was Governor General of NSW when
*it* mutinied. It's like his life had a theme.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:22 AM (UAMe5)


never trust a man named Macarthur who like rum.

That's what I say.

Bloody Scots

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (WyVLE)

236
Listening to the Oresteia Overture to Sergei Taneyev. The apotheosis, representing the Temple of Delphi, is so heartbreakingly beautiful and of such transcendent majesty it brings a lump to the throat.

How wonderful it is we can enjoy such treasures and how horrible it is that maniacs want such things repressed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:32 AM (mht8P)

237 I'd axe the question: who would want to stay there?

I would, actually. The Borden case has interested me for years.

And I don't believe in ghosts, so I don't put any truck in "evil spirits."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:32 AM (2JVJo)

238 Each PT boat had three Packard marine engines. Thankfully we never ran out of spares.

Unlike the British at the start of the war, they had some MTBs that were powered by Italian engines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2020 10:29 AM (M+BxQ)

I remember seeing some of those Packard marine engines at guy's farm in Indus, Alberta. He was a bit of a collector. Massive engines, they were. I think they were used in RAF crash boats, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:32 AM (cq10r)

239 And if you go for a weekend, you can stay at the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast.

-
I'd take a whack at it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

240 And if you go for a weekend, you can stay at the Lizzie Borden bed and breakfast.

https://lizzie-borden.com/
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM


Heh. A lot of my relatives are buried in the same cemetery. I always stop by their family gravesite for fun when I'm tending to the RMBS family plots.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:33 AM (ejd/p)

241 >>Capt Bligh's navigational skills were certainly superior, but I recall it was his ability to create/draw charts of formerly unknown waters that caught the attention of Captain Cook.

The Endeavour also sits at the bottom of Narragansett Bay.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

242 Do you mean converting Celsius to Fahrenheit? Maybe as a quick and dirty but that puts boiling at 230 degrees F
Posted by: Buzzion at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (FiGAS)

It was a comedy record, so...

But doubling and adding thirty does give you a good general idea, I've found.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:34 AM (FtO5h)

243 Capt Bligh's navigational skills were certainly superior, but I recall it was his ability to create/draw charts of formerly unknown waters that caught the attention of Captain Cook.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (bY+8h)

He was scientifically minded, and a keen observer of Nature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:35 AM (cq10r)

244 Bob & Doug Mackenzie taught me how to do celcius. Double it and add thirty. That makes a 6-pack, lessee, a whole lot more beer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)

Count me in for metric, eh?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



I go with Army math.
40 men in a platoon.
2 beers per man.
Equals 28 cases.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:35 AM (axyOa)

245 During WWII Narragansett Bay was basically one big naval base and PT boats were at the center of it. I kept a boat at the old PT training base for years and now I'm down the bay at what used to be the main testing facility for US torpedos.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM


The RMBS Mom's family is from Newport. My grandfather worked in the torpedo factory during the war.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:35 AM (ejd/p)

246 How wonderful it is we can enjoy such treasures and how horrible it is that maniacs want such things repressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:32 AM (mht8P)

How can you listen to that racist music!?!?

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 10:35 AM (88xKn)

247 236
Listening to the Oresteia Overture to Sergei Taneyev. The apotheosis, representing the Temple of Delphi, is so heartbreakingly beautiful and of such transcendent majesty it brings a lump to the throat.

How wonderful it is we can enjoy such treasures and how horrible it is that maniacs want such things repressed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:32 AM (mht8P)
--

Thank you for recommending this.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

248 208 Trying to make a PT Boat into a commercial business is nuts. The hull is plywood wrapped around a very expensive gas hungry engine. These were suicide boats.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:24 AM (sWDv2)

I think some of those packard engines required aviation gas

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)

249 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE RUM?!?!?

Posted by: Captain Jack at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (ffFj+)

250 231 Bob & Doug Mackenzie taught me how to do celcius. Double it and add thirty. That makes a 6-pack, lessee, a whole lot more beer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)

Divide by five, multiply by nine and add 32. Or, if you prefer multiply the Celsius temperature by 5/9, add 32.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (lgiXo)

251 >>The RMBS Mom's family is from Newport. My grandfather worked in the torpedo factory during the war.

Small world.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (ZLI7S)

252 There's a Democratic PAC advertising on Instapundit.

Go over and click on the ad to cost them a couple of bucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (LvTSG)

253 Heh. A lot of my relatives are buried in the same cemetery. I always
stop by their family gravesite for fun when I'm tending to the RMBS
family plots.


"Here lies Pa Borden. Here, too. And over there a ways..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (HaL55)

254 Capt Bligh's navigational skills were certainly superior, but I recall it was his ability to create/draw charts of formerly unknown waters that caught the attention of Captain Cook.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 19, 2020 10:31 AM (bY+8h)

He was scientifically minded, and a keen observer of Nature.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:35 AM (cq10r)
----
Unfortunate personality, though. He was one of those guys who could walk into a room and three quarters of tge people there would take an instant dislike to him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (UAMe5)

255 Why Is The Lieutenant Governor The Most Powerful Office In Texas?

https://tinyurl.com/y2lmlkwb

Patrick singlehandedly allowed Bonnen to kill the Constitutional Carry bill.
Anti-2nd Amendment is instant death penalty, AFAIC.

Oklahoma has Constitutional Carry.
Fucking Oklahoma.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 10:12 AM (5CJXD)

...

Yeah, if you don't live in Texas and/or pay attention, you could easily be surprised how squishy our state government is.

The structural engineers' association is trying to get the legislature to pass a structural engineering licensure law in this state, similar to SE laws in other states.

Turns out the PE (professional engineer) licence lobby is "too powerful".

WTH.

No engineering group has any power at all. And we are able to point to specific ways that people are abusing the PE licensure laws--engineers that can't pass the structural portion of the exam are taking the civil portion or environmental portion, passing, and then stamping structural drawings.

That info should trump any sense of "what lobby is more powerful" if you care a whit about public safety. But no.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 10:37 AM (yL25O)

256
Used to read tramp steamer books as a lad.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, steamed tramp!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 19, 2020 10:37 AM (aKsyK)

257 But doubling and adding thirty does give you a good general idea, I've found.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 19, 2020 10:34 AM (FtO5h)

The exact conversion is multiply by 9/5 and add 32, so Bob and Doug's quick and dirty isn't that far off for the range of temperatures related to human comfort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:38 AM (cq10r)

258 All right, I suppose it's time to waste the next eight hours of my life.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:38 AM (2JVJo)

259
How can you listen to that racist music!?!?
Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2020 10:35 AM (88xKn)

----------

Yup. That's what I meant. Soon Mme. Mike's Eight Model Operas will the the only acceptable music performed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:39 AM (mht8P)

260 Divide by five, multiply by nine and add 32. Or, if you prefer multiply the Celsius temperature by 5/9, add 32.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (lgiXo)

Wha? F= (Cx1. + 32

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)

261 I go with Army math.
40 men in a platoon.
2 beers per man.
Equals 28 cases.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:35 AM (axyOa)

So daughter calls checking in from school. I ask her how her roommates are. She said they cant do beer math. I asked whats that. She say they have 4 dollars between them and trying to see if that is enough beer to get drunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:40 AM (JFO2v)

262 It was 35 Celsius yesterday, which equals 95 Fahrenheit.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:40 AM (lgiXo)

263 Damn. How times have changed.
In Hungary they have discovered "Mexico-like" tunnels being used by illegals trying to get into the country.
As a former Cold War guy, all those tunnels used to be dug to get out of the Communist nations.
I'm getting old.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:40 AM (axyOa)

264 I was told there would be no math...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:40 AM (UAMe5)

265 Small world.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM


It is. But as the man said, I wouldn't want to paint it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:40 AM (ejd/p)

266 Clinesmith hearing at 1pm

He is supposed to plead guilty to a count of making a false statement.

Some say this is the first of a cascade.

I think this is probably the extent of the cleanup of the FBI.

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 10:40 AM (ugwJg)

267 OT: Plandemic 2 is up. This is the series with Judy Mikovits. Right now they're going over the history of that patentable (?!) coronavirus and test kits from 1999 on. Anthony Fauci, of course, is a player.

A bitchute of the video: https://bit.ly/3kWIXO1
(I wasn't able to get to the actual website, plandemic2.com or plandemicseries.com)

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2020 10:41 AM (vOGqy)

268 266 Clinesmith hearing at 1pm

He is supposed to plead guilty to a count of making a false statement.

Some say this is the first of a cascade.

I think this is probably the extent of the cleanup of the FBI.
Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 10:40 AM (ugwJg)

=========

Not according to Barr, so I guess we'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

269 I think some of those packard engines required aviation gas
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)

Well, given the environment in which they were expected to work, that would make sense. Avgas would already be stocked for the aircraft.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:41 AM (cq10r)

270 "Here lies Pa Borden. Here, too. And over there a ways..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM


It is kind of a largish plot...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (ejd/p)

271 No engineering group has any power at all. And we are able to point to specific ways that people are abusing the PE licensure laws--engineers that can't pass the structural portion of the exam are taking the civil portion or environmental portion, passing, and then stamping structural drawings.

That info should trump any sense of "what lobby is more powerful" if you care a whit about public safety. But no.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 10:37 AM (yL25O)

I had a competitor when I was doing Navy project that had electrical drawings signed by a CE. And the Navy accepted it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

272 There was an incident during WWII during which the Brits were trying to provide badly needed reinforcements to the Mediterranean island of Malta by flying Spitfires off an aircraft carrier to land on Malta. Unfortunately, the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force disagreed on how far a mile is causing all the Spits to run out of fuel and crash into the sea.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)

273
Temperature scale comparison

Fahrenheit
0 degrees: cold
100 degrees: hot

Celsius
0 degrees: cold
100 degrees: dead

Kelvin
0 degrees: dead
100 degrees: dead

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (mht8P)

274 269 I think some of those packard engines required aviation gas
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)

Well, given the environment in which they were expected to work, that would make sense. Avgas would already be stocked for the aircraft.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:41 AM (cq10r)

What was that idiots name that got his PT run over??

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

275 273
Temperature scale comparison

Fahrenheit
0 degrees: cold
100 degrees: hot

Celsius
0 degrees: cold
100 degrees: dead

Kelvin
0 degrees: dead
100 degrees: dead
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (mht8P)

-40 does not need a C or F

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:43 AM (JFO2v)

276 273
Temperature scale comparison

Fahrenheit
0 degrees: cold
100 degrees: hot

Celsius
0 degrees: cold
100 degrees: dead

Kelvin
0 degrees: dead
100 degrees: dead


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (mht8P)

Leaving Rankin out is rankinist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 10:43 AM (xfb67)

277 212 I was just looking it up, one nautical mile is roughly 1.15 statute miles.

This makes statute miles the equivalent to the gender pay gap!

We must abolish the difference between nautical and statute miles!!!!!

SHRINK THE OCEANS NOW
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 10:25 AM (WyVLE

The two miles have different origins.

A statue mile is a thousand (Roman) military paces.

A nautical mile is one arc minute at the equator.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 19, 2020 10:43 AM (qyH+l)

278
What was that idiots name that got his PT run over??
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

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Forgotten now. Appropriately cashiered for incompetence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:43 AM (mht8P)

279 I think this is probably the extent of the cleanup of the FBI.
----------------------
The fact that Comey published another book tells me there's moar to this. Someone feels it important to keep Comey in cash.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 10:43 AM (sWDv2)

280 "While there is a wish among leaders to protect their own people first, the response to this pandemic has to be collective," W.H.O. General Director Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said at a twice-weekly media briefing.

"This is not charity, we have learned the hard way that the fastest way to end this pandemic and to reopen economies is to start by protecting the highest risk populations everywhere, rather than the entire populations of just some countries."


Yet another fear that somebody might get an advantage.

It was only a few months ago that there was fear the those who had recovered from COVID-19 might become advantaged because they were no longer at fear of infection.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (3aI0K)

281 So daughter calls checking in from school. I ask her how her roommates are. She said they cant do beer math. I asked whats that. She say they have 4 dollars between them and trying to see if that is enough beer to get drunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx



So...she goes to Washington State eh? Good lass!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (axyOa)

282 272 There was an incident during WWII during which the Brits were trying to provide badly needed reinforcements to the Mediterranean island of Malta by flying Spitfires off an aircraft carrier to land on Malta. Unfortunately, the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force disagreed on how far a mile is causing all the Spits to run out of fuel and crash into the sea.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)

Wasnt the NASA programming for the Mars rocket calculated in KM and then programmed in Miles?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (JFO2v)

283 Leaving Rankin out is rankinist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 10:43 AM (xfb67)

Absolutely.

Posted by: BignJames at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (X/Pw5)

284 What was that idiots name that got his PT run over??
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM


Lets see....tip of my tongue....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (ejd/p)

285 Now we're talking art. I really dig these big sky canvasses. Hudson River types

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (fU9zq)

286 So...she goes to Washington State eh? Good lass!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (axyOa)

She was a longhorn then many years ago

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (JFO2v)

287 She say they have 4 dollars between them and trying to see if that is enough beer to get drunk.

----------
Going with beer is the first problem.

Posted by: SH at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (sX1BW)

288 Lee shore. Windward guy might make it. Near vessel is toast.

Posted by: ocean24 at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (y7UJ1)

289 Big Rock Candy Mountain!

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (qpX6U)

290 Temperature scale comparison



Fahrenheit

0 degrees: cold

100 degrees: hot



Celsius

0 degrees: cold

100 degrees: dead



Kelvin

0 degrees: dead

100 degrees: dead


Math (along with Outside) is trying to kill us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (HaL55)

291 No engineering group has any power at all. And we are able to point to specific ways that people are abusing the PE licensure laws--engineers that can't pass the structural portion of the exam are taking the civil portion or environmental portion, passing, and then stamping structural drawings.

...
Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 10:37 AM (yL25O)


That is practicing outside your area of expertise and violates either the laws or regulations of every state I'm licensed in. I liked the way New York used to do it (maybe still does) where you were licensed as a PE, no subdisciplines, and you were expected to only do things you were competent to do.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (qqsAu)

292 Lets see....tip of my tongue....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (ejd/p)

that family and water dont mix well

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (JFO2v)

293 So daughter calls checking in from school. I ask her how her roommates are. She said they cant do beer math. I asked whats that. She say they have 4 dollars between them and trying to see if that is enough beer to get drunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx


So they don't know any idiot college boys that will buy beer for them?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 19, 2020 10:46 AM (2JVJo)

294 I had a competitor when I was doing Navy project that had electrical drawings signed by a CE. And the Navy accepted it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

...

Federal projects let you stamp with the seal from wherever you happen to be registered.

I haven't heard of a "CE" seal. Do you mean Civil Engineering? I think maybe California has that?

The PE (professional engineer) can vary by state, but it's been until more recent times an umbrella that covered all disciplines. And the engineer was ethically bound to only practice in the area of their expertise.

So theoretically I could go learn mechanical engineering and start sealing MEP drawings, and it wouldn't be a violation of the statute. So the board here in TX won't take action in these cases because they are uninterested in trying to determine if someone has expertise or not. They have a seal and after that it's up to the individual, because the board is playing with their navel in the corner.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 10:46 AM (yL25O)

295 that family and water dont mix well
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM


Only in tumblers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:46 AM (ejd/p)

296 Yet another fear that somebody might get an advantage.
-----
Premier Kissoff was worried about a Doomsday Gap.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:46 AM (UAMe5)

297 Lets see....tip of my tongue....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:44 AM (ejd/p)

that family and water dont mix well

Posted by: rhennigantx



Definitely a pattern here...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:47 AM (axyOa)

298 Divide by five, multiply by nine and add 32. Or, if you prefer multiply the Celsius temperature by 5/9, add 32.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (lgiXo)


Hey, that works!

Glory Hallelujah! In exchange for Celsius!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 10:47 AM (hku12)

299 >>that family and water dont mix well

Given how much time they spent around it you'd think they would have been better at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)

300 291 No engineering group has any power at all. And we are able to point to specific ways that people are abusing the PE licensure laws--engineers that can't pass the structural portion of the exam are taking the civil portion or environmental portion, passing, and then stamping structural drawings.

...
Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 10:37 AM (yL25O)

That is practicing outside your area of expertise and violates either the laws or regulations of every state I'm licensed in. I liked the way New York used to do it (maybe still does) where you were licensed as a PE, no subdisciplines, and you were expected to only do things you were competent to do.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 10:45 AM (qqsAu)

...

It certainly is a violation of the law, but the board in TX apparently sees no need to take action.

We have structural reviewers for the city of Austin now, which is a new thing in the entire state as far as I know. They are finding a host of problems and have tried reporting them to the board. No action.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 10:48 AM (yL25O)

301
What was that idiots name that got his PT run over??
Posted by: rhennigantx


Ensign Parker

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2020 10:48 AM (aKsyK)

302 So daughter calls checking in from school. I ask her how her roommates are. She said they cant do beer math. I asked whats that. She say they have 4 dollars between them and trying to see if that is enough beer to get drunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx

So they don't know any idiot college boys that will buy beer for them?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


***

Daughter #1 of Diogenes used to brag about going to the local pub after classes with just $2 in her pocket and never buying a drink.
Sigh...
So much for teaching frugality.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:49 AM (axyOa)

303 What was that idiots name that got his PT run over??
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

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Forgotten now. Appropriately cashiered for incompetence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Found governments work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)

304 What was that idiots name that got his PT run over??

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

JFK.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:50 AM (xT2tT)

305 The CO of PT-109 did not get any achievement medal in WWII. Saw his uniform at the museum with his name on it.

You gotta suck if you get your ship cut in half by a slower enemy ship (only case in USN WWII). Plus fail to even get a NAM in WWII, when Navy Crosses were handed out to good warriors.

He was brave afterwards, but his entire crew was asleep when vigilance was needed. Failure is in his performance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:50 AM (hyuyC)

306 "What was that idiots name that got his PT run over??"

I'm thinking.....thinking......

Posted by: Zombie Mary Jo at August 19, 2020 10:51 AM (3D/fK)

307
He was brave afterwards, but his entire crew was asleep when vigilance was needed. Failure is in his performance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:50 AM (hyuyC)

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Who's your daddy?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:51 AM (mht8P)

308 What is the email to send in a pic to CDB?

Posted by: Farmer at August 19, 2020 10:51 AM (KWbVO)

309 The RMBS Mom's family is from Newport. My grandfather worked in the torpedo factory during the war.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState



I suspect my 'ol man fired a bunch of those torps. He was on subs all through the war.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:52 AM (axyOa)

310
Yet another fear that somebody might get an advantage.

-----

Premier Kissoff was worried about a Doomsday Gap.


Heaven forfend that there be any disparity in anything. All must suffer equally except for the self-appointed elites.

WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:52 AM (HaL55)

311 "Daughter #1 of Diogenes used to brag about going to the local pub after classes with just $2 in her pocket and never buying a drink.
Sigh... "

The reason that God invented junior Sailors.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 10:52 AM (3D/fK)

312 The Kennedy family has long been associated with Hyannis, MA but the Kennedy summer White House was not in Hyannis.

For 100 internet dollars and a chance at the finals where was the Kennedy summer White House?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)

313 I suspect my 'ol man fired a bunch of those torps. He was on subs all through the war.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2020 10:52 AM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (ejd/p)

314 They are finding a host of problems and have tried reporting them to the board. No action.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 19, 2020 10:48 AM (yL25O)


That's curious and surprising. After the hoops I had to jump through to get my Texas license last spring I would have thought your board was very strict. Must be like the people that put a "beware of dog" sign on their property and then have a little barking squirrel inside.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (qqsAu)

315 "But doubling and adding thirty does give you a good general idea, I've found."

Yeah, the real formula is multiply by 9/5 and add 32, but who wants to do that in a hurry?

Posted by: Disillusionist at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (lxWXY)

316 Torpedo factory, is that like a sausage fest?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (1ISKN)

317 Lt. Bligh made an open boat voyage of 3,618 nautical miles in the Bounty's launch.
Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020


*
*

He was an expert seaman and navigator -- just lousy at handling his crews. He had another mutiny or near-mutiny later in his career, I believe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (Ejm1K)

318 Hadrian the Seventh

My Dad was one of the quiet heroes that kept us out of WWIII. He excelled.

Operational environments and organometallic labs need a higher standard of performance. That Skipper failed. He would ignite his torso transferring t-butyl lithium.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:54 AM (hyuyC)

319 I was laughing at the DNC shitshow last night.


Then it suddenly hit me that this was the party that got both Bill Clinton and the Kenyan Muslim Dog-Eater elected twice.

I stopped laughing. Sooner or later the tide will shift again.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:54 AM (luzVb)

320 that family and water dont mix well



Given how much time they spent around it you'd think they would have been better at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)

They have a rough time piloting aircraft too.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 10:54 AM (gmo/4)

321 For 100 internet dollars and a chance at the finals where was the Kennedy summer White House?

Right next door to some guy named Kenny Bunkport.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:54 AM (HaL55)

322 " just lousy at handling his crews. He had another mutiny or near-mutiny later in his career, I believe."

Detailers sending him shitty Sailors, obviously.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 10:55 AM (3D/fK)

323 That's curious and surprising. After the hoops I had to jump through to get my Texas license last spring I would have thought your board was very strict. Must be like the people that put a "beware of dog" sign on their property and then have a little barking squirrel inside.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (qqsAu)

But I wonder if creeping credentialism is the answer to a general lack of ethics in the profession.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:55 AM (cq10r)

324 For 100 internet dollars and a chance at the finals where was the Kennedy summer White House?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)

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Hammersmith??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 10:55 AM (8XRCm)

325 Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Don't buy GOODYEAR TIRES - They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS. Get better tires for far less! (This is what the Radical Left Democrats do. Two can play the same game, and we have to start playing it now!).
8:33 AM · Aug 19, 2020

When I was 74
It was a not Goodyear year

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)

326 For 100 internet dollars and a chance at the finals where was the Kennedy summer White House?


I'll just quibble and say that the compound was at Hyannisport, not Hyannis.

So I want 5 internet dollars.

I think he really summered in the Chesapeake somewhere.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 10:55 AM (q2K0j)

327 >>Hammersmith??

Winner, winner, Lobster dinner.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)

328 Failure is in his performance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:50 AM (hyuyC)

It's hard to fail to detect a destroyer traveling at full speed, yet they managed.

If his name hadn't been Kennedy he would have been court martialled.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM (xT2tT)

329 "They have a rough time piloting aircraft too."

Water.....it's always the water that gets 'em.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM (3D/fK)

330 Watching the Han Solo deep-fakes ... it is a shame they didn't dub the voice over with someone who sounded like him. But maybe that would have been the uncanny valley. They were trying to get Chris Pratt for that role.

The same artist put an old Ewan McGregor in Star Wars over Alec Guiness. Weirdly it worked.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM (LxTcq)

331 Wolfus Aurelius

VADM was in 3 mutinies, two of which were his fault. On the Bounty, he had no Marines in support, which the Admiralty took into account and learned from.

Although it would take a Captain Cook to calm a crew in the culture of Tahiti back in the day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM (hyuyC)

332 Yeah, the real formula is multiply by 9/5 and add 32, but who wants to do that in a hurry?
Posted by: Disillusionist at August 19, 2020 10:53 AM (lxWXY)


It matters. It's worth doing right.

For example, if you are farting in the wind, the lower the temp the more pungent the aroma is experienced by those downwind.

So measure once, cut twice, I always say.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM (hku12)

333 Divide by five, multiply by nine and add 32. Or, if you prefer multiply the Celsius temperature by 5/9, add 32.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at August 19, 2020 10:36 AM (lgiXo)


Hey, that works!

Glory Hallelujah! In exchange for Celsius!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2020


*
*

Isn't -40 C the same temp as -40 F? The two scales coincide there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 10:57 AM (Ejm1K)

334
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:54 AM (hyuyC)

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Oh, I meant that Daddy Joe pulled strings and made his son a hero for an incident anyone else would have been sacked for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:57 AM (mht8P)

335 Winner, winner, Lobster dinner.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)

---

Pays to be old with a decent memory....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 10:57 AM (8XRCm)

336 So daughter calls checking in from school. I ask her how her roommates are. She said they cant do beer math. I asked whats that. She say they have 4 dollars between them and trying to see if that is enough beer to get drunk.

Posted by: rhennigantx

...............

Just enough for a 40 oz bottle of malt liquor!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 19, 2020 10:58 AM (CjFDo)

337 A man drives through an empty boarded up Manhattan.

https://youtu.be/rzg5i-dWzAU

You should put this on the sidebar.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (LxTcq)

338 Isn't -40 C the same temp as -40 F? The two scales coincide there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 10:57 AM (Ejm1K)
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Yes. It is a dimensionless number.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (UAMe5)

339 CharlieBrown'sDildo

You are correct. The Navy is brutal on it's COs. The COs of the CAs lost at Savo were all placed ashore, never to command again.

ISTR the USN John F. Kennedy file had a big red PI on it, for Political Interference.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (hyuyC)

340 We have a very old friend who knew folk involved with John Kennedy's PT Boat squadron.

Their words closely resemble those which are said here.

Joe Kennedy was gonna have a son in the White House, come hell or high water.

And when Joe Jr went missing on that secret mission, it was Johns time to step to the plate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (3D/fK)

341 Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Don't buy GOODYEAR TIRES - They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS.



Says the President who called forced masks "patriotic"?

The needle on my outrage meter didn't even wiggle.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (luzVb)

342
Heaven forfend that there be any disparity in anything. All must suffer equally except for the self-appointed elites.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - who still wants a pony at August 19, 2020 10:52 AM (HaL55)



"Gentleman is saying that he would rather that the poor were poorer, provided that the rich were less rich"

---PM Thatcher

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 11:00 AM (WyVLE)

343 AAPL becomes first $2 Trillion company

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2020 11:00 AM (3aI0K)

344 Isn't -40 C the same temp as -40 F? The two scales coincide there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 19, 2020 10:57 AM (Ejm1K)


Yes. -40 is where the streams cross.

And I was told there wouldn't be any math on the art thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at August 19, 2020 11:00 AM (8np4X)

345 425 408 Today is a good day for me. New kitchen cabinets are coming in and the school board reversed their previous decision. Kids WILL be going back to school. I don't know which makes me happier.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 19, 2020 09:26 AM (4EyHE)

Grammie, enjoy your new home! You deserve. Please let us know when you find a good church. Or maybe you already did -- I can't hang out here all day.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 19, 2020 11:00 AM (+CiEK)

346
The COs of the CAs lost at Savo were all placed ashore, never to command again.

---------

One of them, Howard Bode, shot himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 11:00 AM (mht8P)

347 "And I was told there wouldn't be any math on the art thread."

It's after 100 comments.


We're good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:01 AM (3D/fK)

348 And when Joe Jr went missing on that secret mission, it was Johns time to step to the plate.


Didn't happen in that order. Jack got famous for PT 109 and then Joe Jr. went on the suicide mission to catch up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 11:01 AM (q2K0j)

349 But I wonder if creeping credentialism is the answer to a general lack of ethics in the profession.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 10:55 AM (cq10r)


I don't think so at all. Neither are the mandatory continuing education hours in ethics that several states require. Ethics comes down to a person's core belief system. The rot starts at home and when the child is young.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 19, 2020 11:02 AM (qqsAu)

350 "Didn't happen in that order. Jack got famous for PT 109 and then Joe Jr. went on the suicide mission to catch up."

See what happens when you get old..

I'm getting Biden Brain.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:03 AM (3D/fK)

351 I have a question regarding the painting. I like it because stylistically it sort of reminds me of a Millet (particularly 'The Angelus'). However, the internetz tells me that this painting is in the Rococo style. I remember Rococo as being all flowery and ornate, which this isn't. What style heading would this painting fall under? Millet's work was considered Realism, and this isn't quite there either.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 19, 2020 11:03 AM (+3rQF)

352
Oh, I meant that Daddy Joe pulled strings and made his son a hero for an incident anyone else would have been sacked for.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 10:57 AM (mht8P)


Well it is not like some sort of AD of ordinance was involved, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2020 11:03 AM (WyVLE)

353 >>Pays to be old with a decent memory....

Hammersmith was Jackie's childhood summer home. It was opened for a while as a museum, very cool place, but it was then sold to a private owner again.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 11:03 AM (ZLI7S)

354 Yes. It is a dimensionless number.
-------------------
So what is the frequency to the 5th dimension?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:04 AM (sWDv2)

355 An American mile is 5,280 feet. A communist mile is 6,000 feet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 19, 2020 10:27 AM (q2K0j)

Coincidentally that's also what you find in a communist ditch.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:04 AM (SBWzG)

356 And when Joe Jr went missing on that secret mission, it was Johns time to step to the plate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (3D/fK)
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It wasn't "went missing". It was "vaporized when the entire explosives load on his B-17 detonated".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM (UAMe5)

357 Yes. It is a dimensionless number.
-------------------
So what is the frequency to the 5th dimension?
Posted by: Puddin Head


It's the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM (5CJXD)

358 350 "Didn't happen in that order. Jack got famous for PT 109 and then Joe Jr. went on the suicide mission to catch up."
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Joe was supposed to be the pick of the litter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM (sWDv2)

359 The driver's probably going to get fired for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah, where on Earth are you going to find another pizza delivery job lol.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM (+CiEK)

360 Says the President who called forced masks "patriotic"?

The needle on my outrage meter didn't even wiggle.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (luzVb)

ppl are always complaining about the Right not fighting back
Trump suggests one...ONE...counterattack and meh?

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM (J8nVw)

361 A man drives through an empty boarded up Manhattan.

https://youtu.be/rzg5i-dWzAU

You should put this on the sidebar.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Wasting Away Again In DeBlasioville.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

362 So what is the frequency to the 5th dimension?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:04 AM (sWDv2)
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Ask Kenneth.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Iranian Navy test dummy at August 19, 2020 11:06 AM (UAMe5)

363 "It wasn't "went missing". It was "vaporized when the entire explosives load on his B-17 detonated".

So....what color were Joe Jr's eyes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:06 AM (3D/fK)

364 Winner, winner, Lobsterah dinner.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2020 10:56 AM


Edited to conform to the Insufferable New England Style Guide

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:06 AM (ejd/p)

365 319 I was laughing at the DNC shitshow last night.


Then it suddenly hit me that this was the party that got both Bill Clinton and the Kenyan Muslim Dog-Eater elected twice.

I stopped laughing. Sooner or later the tide will shift again.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:54 AM (luzVb)

I couldn't tell you much about the whig party. Lincoln did not mourn it. Chances are it was a better party than the democrats. But it did go away.

Parties aren't meant to go on for 200 years, so far removed from what they ostensibly serve. The dem party may collapse nationally.

Reagan gave a speech in 1992 at the GOP convention. He was more lucid, 4 years retired, than fucking Joe is right now. He mentioned the death of the USSR, a thing he talked about since "A time for choosing" in 1964. Maybe he didn't know how close it was.

The dem party, not the USSR, is the worst thing to ever happen to America.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 11:06 AM (LxTcq)

366 359 The driver's probably going to get fired for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a madhouse! A Madhouse! at August 19, 2020 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah, where on Earth are you going to find another pizza delivery job lol.
------------------------
You are delivering six hundred pizzas. Of course you will deliver to the guys with the guns. FFS - this is math.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:07 AM (sWDv2)

367 So....what color were Joe Jr's eyes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:06 AM (3D/fK)

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... blew ?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 11:07 AM (8XRCm)

368 although it 's not easy to boycott a tire company since normal peeps only buy every few years

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 19, 2020 11:07 AM (J8nVw)

369 Two-thirds of tech workers say working from home is hurting their mental health, according to a poll of 9,700 posted online by a Google employee. The companies where the most employees feel remote work is hurting their mental health are Yelp, Facebook, PayPal, and Yahoo. The companies where the fewest employees feel remote work stress are Snapchat, Workday, and T-Mobile.
The more than 600 comments on the poll provide a fascinating window into home offices with some feeling stressed, some enjoying remote work, and some fine with remote work but disliking quarantined life overall.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2020 11:08 AM (3aI0K)

370 So what is the frequency to the 5th dimension?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:04 AM (sWDv2)

They used to play "Up, up, and Away" on the radio all the friggin' time, but fortunately, the frequency has fallen off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2020 11:08 AM (cq10r)

371 I couldn't tell you much about the whig party. Lincoln did not mourn it. Chances are it was a better party than the democrats. But it did go away.
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At some point men wearing whigs gets old and ghey. I blame Andy Jackson for this turnabout.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:08 AM (sWDv2)

372 "Didn't happen in that order. Jack got famous for PT 109 and then Joe Jr. went on the suicide mission to catch up."
------------------
Joe was supposed to be the pick of the litter.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM


If you go to Howie Carr's website, you'll find a great podcast on just how slimy the Kennedy clan was back in the day. Honest Howie's History, ftw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (ejd/p)

373 ppl are always complaining about the Right not fighting back
Trump suggests one...ONE...counterattack and meh?


I have come to realize that a leader who can't understand that allowing the face of a hundred million of his citizens to be transformed into a spit and sweat soaked armpit then complains about merchandizing unfairness, may be a bit tone deaf.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (luzVb)

374 don't think so at all. Neither are the mandatory continuing education hours in ethics that several states require. Ethics comes down to a person's core belief system. The rot starts at home and when the child is young.


You cant have "ethics" in a relativistic culture with zero moral authority. If there is no internal concrete structure and the will is left to worship itself there is nothing to stabilize any ontology. Ethics are meaningless without morals and morality requires an authority.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (ySQBZ)

375 The dem party, not the USSR, is the worst thing to ever happen to America.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2020 11:06 AM (LxTcq)

They are likely one in teh same right now.

If the USSR had vaporized five cities, they would still be less dangerous than the fucking Democrats. And I hate fucking Democrats.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (SBWzG)

376 "... blew ?"


We have a winnah!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (3D/fK)

377 But I'd make a big exception for Karen Gillan.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (SBWzG)

378 361 A man drives through an empty boarded up Manhattan.

https://youtu.be/rzg5i-dWzAU

You should put this on the sidebar.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Wasting Away Again In DeBlasioville.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

Is it heartless to say WE TOLD YOU SO!!! WE TOLD YOU THIS WAS COMING!!!

but they figured eh, so we elected a Commie Mayor who cares? What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

379 The companies where the fewest employees feel remote work stress are Snapchat, Workday, and T-Mobile.
The more than 600 comments on the poll provide a fascinating window into home offices with some feeling stressed, some enjoying remote work, and some fine with remote work but disliking quarantined life overall.
Posted by: SMOD


Don't work for those companies, but, the four minute commute and not having to talk to cow orkers is the bomb diggity.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (5CJXD)

380 372 "Didn't happen in that order. Jack got famous for PT 109 and then Joe Jr. went on the suicide mission to catch up."
------------------
Joe was supposed to be the pick of the litter.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM

If you go to Howie Carr's website, you'll find a great podcast on just how slimy the Kennedy clan was back in the day. Honest Howie's History, ftw.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (ejd/p)

Daddy was a straight up bootlegger and used that money to make a fortune and buy his son the Presidency. So yeah, dirty money.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (WvQcX)

381 There was an incident during WWII during which the Brits were trying to provide badly needed reinforcements to the Mediterranean island of Malta by flying Spitfires off an aircraft carrier to land on Malta. Unfortunately, the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force disagreed on how far a mile is causing all the Spits to run out of fuel and crash into the sea.

That sounds ... apocryphal.

First delivery of Spitfires to Malta was fifteen aircraft flown off of HMS Eagle. All arrived safely. Did this incident happen later? No mention of it in this detailed article:

https://tinyurl.com/y57l4s78

Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (h5TKJ)

382 Two-thirds of tech workers say working from home is hurting their mental health, according to a poll of 9,700 posted online by a Google employee. The companies where the most employees feel remote work is hurting their mental health are Yelp, Facebook, PayPal, and Yahoo.

-

You know who working from home hurts the most?

People who aren't able to perform their jobs in the office.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (lh4lY)

383 We were always warned that the greatest danger to our nation would come from inside our borders.

Not an external enemy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 19, 2020 11:10 AM (3D/fK)

384
And I hate fucking Democrats.

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The stop putting your dick in them.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 19, 2020 11:11 AM (8XRCm)

385 Noooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 19, 2020 11:11 AM (3wrCP)

386 Trump is just catching up. Goodyear destroyed upper Ohio and then left. Fuck them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:11 AM (WvQcX)

387 You cant have "ethics" in a relativistic culture with zero moral authority. If there is no internal concrete structure and the will is left to worship itself there is nothing to stabilize any ontology. Ethics are meaningless without morals and morality requires an authority.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (ySQBZ)

You're not wrong but that's exactly it. When you have authority, morality is what they say it is. I mean how many times did the dog eater say "it's the right thing to do". Under what code? Doesn't matter. He said it's right, therefore it's right.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:11 AM (SBWzG)

388

Says the President who called forced masks "patriotic"?

The needle on my outrage meter didn't even wiggle.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 10:59 AM (luzVb)


You know you keep saying this and each time it is wrong.

Not what Trump said about masks.

He said "some people say it is patriotic".

He wasn't adding his name to those who said it.

Posted by: blaster at August 19, 2020 11:11 AM (ugwJg)

389
Joe was supposed to be the pick of the litter.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 19, 2020 11:05 AM

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All the boys were horndogs, just like Daddy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2020 11:11 AM (mht8P)

390 369 Two-thirds of tech workers say working from home is hurting their mental health, according to a poll of 9,700 posted online by a Google employee. The companies where the most employees feel remote work is hurting their mental health are Yelp, Facebook, PayPal, and Yahoo. The companies where the fewest employees feel remote work stress are Snapchat, Workday, and T-Mobile.
The more than 600 comments on the poll provide a fascinating window into home offices with some feeling stressed, some enjoying remote work, and some fine with remote work but disliking quarantined life overall.
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2020 11:08 AM (3aI0K)



Well don't some of those tech campuses resemble like the idealized college campus experience. All sunny and clean and lots of side activities and basically any type of cuisine you want for lunch? Of course working from home away from all that is hurting them. They're probably expected to work and show results without all that fun stuff distraction.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 19, 2020 11:12 AM (FiGAS)

391 Wow, JJ. Today's Morning Report is superb. Uhhh ... more superber than usual

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2020 11:12 AM (Pqytn)

392 Heh. Someone already added Goodyear's leaked discriminatory slides to Wikipedia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 19, 2020 11:13 AM (WvQcX)

393 I don't get the mask outrage in either direction. Maybe if I had to wear one all day long, but to shop? Don't care. Will I wear one when I'm 10 ft away from others? No.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (ySQBZ)

394
Don't work for those companies, but, the four minute commute and not having to talk to cow orkers is the bomb diggity.

Posted by: rickb223


Totally. The only issues that I have experienced are with boundaries and scope creep - usually due to underperformers. Management tends to push for way early and late meetings apparently because " what else have you got to do with your time?"





Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (luzVb)

395 Trump's trying to win an election. And he's been put behind the 8 ball. You tolerate certain things from someone trying to win an election who is behind the 8 ball, and who is facing the most vile enemy our country has ever known.

He doesn't have room to make a mistake for some ghastly reason that will affect almost no one in the real world except in principle.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (SBWzG)

396 If you go to Howie Carr's website, you'll find a great podcast on just how slimy the Kennedy clan was back in the day. Honest Howie's History, ftw.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2020 11:09 AM (ejd/p)

Remember that Sound of Music piece, "a few of my favorite things"?

One of the things I try to remember if I'm feeling down is how most of the Kennedy Klan is now dead, and how the few left are actively working to destroy themselves, and that always puts a smile back on my face.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

397 245 ... "The RMBS Mom's family is from Newport. My grandfather worked in the torpedo factory during the war."

My grandfather worked at the torpedo factory at the same time. My mom and godmother also worked there as secretaries. Wonder if our grandfathers knew each other.

Posted by: JTB at August 19, 2020 11:15 AM (7EjX1)

398 He said "some people say it is patriotic".



He wasn't adding his name to those who said it.


Guess it depends on what the meaning of "is" is.


Every single time he hits the camera he is pushing masks. One word from him saying "take the masks off" would have been all it took.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (luzVb)

399 Daddy got the Mob to get JFK elected President. Then JFK got Bobby to go after the Mob. The Mob took out JFK.

Thus, the circle of life was preserved.


Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

400 When you have authority, morality is what they say it is. I mean how many times did the dog eater say "it's the right thing to do". Under what code? Doesn't matter. He said it's right, therefore it's right.

A "moral authority" is unchanging over time code. It's not a person in authority. Lmao.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (ySQBZ)

401 I don't get the mask outrage in either direction. Maybe if I had to wear one all day long, but to shop? Don't care. Will I wear one when I'm 10 ft away from others? No.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:14 AM (ySQBZ)

Oh no it's an outrage for sure. It's a sign of submission to "them" and we can feel it in our bones. They can too. They know what their power is and are enjoying it a little too much.

I don't mind Trump playing along seeing as they're trying *everything* to get him to take the blame for the China virus. To make it his Katrina and steal an unwinnable election.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:17 AM (SBWzG)

402 Every single time he hits the camera he is pushing masks. One word from him saying "take the masks off" would have been all it took.


That wpuld be pretty stupid because then he'd be saddled with every single case of spread, fatal or not.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (ySQBZ)

403 There was an incident during WWII during which the Brits were trying to provide badly needed reinforcements to the Mediterranean island of Malta by flying Spitfires off an aircraft carrier to land on Malta. Unfortunately, the Royal Navy and the Royal Air Force disagreed on how far a mile is causing all the Spits to run out of fuel and crash into the sea.

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I remember reading something about D-Day where the bombers who were going first to soften the beaches didn't release their bombs close enough and most of them struck farther inland. IIRC the weather made the planes change how the bombing had to occur (optical sighting vs some time based technique?) and they were worried about hitting the landing craft by releasing too soon.

I'm not a historian or much more than a guy who has read a couple of books, but it's amazing D-Day happened at all, much less succeeded. Like Trump's election, the hand of God at work in crucial moments.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (lh4lY)

404 Hey, you want to rationalize the government and fascist businesses forcing you to wear a face-burka? Go for it.


That slippery slope? Is actually a fun and enjoyable water slide. Whee.


I prefer to look at things for what they are. You don't have to agree. But you do have to wear a mask.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:18 AM (luzVb)

405 although it 's not easy to boycott a tire company since normal peeps only buy every few years

Goodyear will get feedback from Discount when the next 1000 morons show up and say "show me anything but Goodyear, Dunlop and Kelly".

It could happen.

Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2020 11:19 AM (XTiHL)

406 Freedom and personal responsibility aside (*I* can't protect you), the thing I hate most about the masks is that people can't smile at one another.

(shudder)

Posted by: Charles Darwin - at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (lh4lY)

407 Oh no it's an outrage for sure. It's a sign of submission to "them" and we can feel it in our bones. They can too. They know what their power is and are enjoying it a little too much


I see this take a lot. I think it's kinda silly.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (ySQBZ)

408 A "moral authority" is unchanging over time code. It's not a person in authority. Lmao.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:16 AM (ySQBZ)

I knew what you meant, dag. I was trying to illustrate that all the immoral need is authority. They don't *need* actual moral authority. But perhaps I joined the conversation late.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (SBWzG)

409 That sounds ... apocryphal.

First delivery of Spitfires to Malta was fifteen aircraft flown off of HMS Eagle. All arrived safely. Did this incident happen later? No mention of it in this detailed article:

https://tinyurl.com/y57l4s78
Posted by: spindrift

Looks like I misremembered. It was Hurricanes, not Spits.

Operation WHITE - ARGUS was again required to replace the attrition of aircraft in Malta and, after loading twelve Hurricanes and two Skua guide aircraft, sailed from the Clyde 11.11 escorted by the cruiser DESPATCH and destroyers DUNCAN, FURY and WISHART. Met by Force H west of Gibraltar, battlecruiser RENOWN, carrier ARK ROYAL, cruiser SHEFFIELD and destroyers FAULKNOR, FIREDRAKE, FORESTER, FORTUNE and FOXHOUND, she proceeded to the launch point where two flights took off on 17.11.



Due to the reported presence of strong Italian forces, the launch point was further west than that of HURRY, and that plus other factors, led to eight Hurricanes ditching through lack of fuel while one of the Skua guide aircraft lost its way, strayed over Sicily and was shot down. Sunderland and Glenn Martin aircraft, also intended as guides, did not meet the force and proceeded independently to Malta.

http://www.naval-history.net/xAH-MaltaSupply02.htm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

410 it is hard to believe Ethel Kennedy is still alive

Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (XTiHL)

411 I see this take a lot. I think it's kinda silly.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 19, 2020 11:20 AM (ySQBZ)

I had a far lefty talk down to me in front of everyone quite nastily with a "wear the mask" lecture when I was no where near anyone and not violating policy.

Nor was I in any kind of argument about masks or did I have an argument about masks. He interrupted my conversation about sports with someone else to do it.

Trust me they are enjoying their little power trip.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:22 AM (SBWzG)

412 I see this take a lot. I think it's kinda silly.
Silly like concealing the lower half of your face on the government's orders like a damn Commie or a Muzzie for months on end because of mass delusion and hypochaondria?

This is rationalization.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 19, 2020 11:23 AM (luzVb)

413 The mask is dehumanizing. Women aren't exactly empowered under Sharia and you see how they have to walk around.

I never realized how hot they must get. It's grotesque.

Much as they pretend otherwise, symbols mean a lot to the Left - see: statues - and they are enjoying making everyone put their little gag on.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:26 AM (SBWzG)

414 410 it is hard to believe Ethel Kennedy is still alive
Posted by: DanMan at August 19, 2020 11:21 AM (XTiHL)

Is she the one they lobotomized and hid from the world or was that a different Camelot resident?

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:27 AM (SBWzG)

415 Yay, boats! I bought Trump flag yesterday. The parade is September 12. The only fly in the ointment is the size of the flag. It won't fit on the stern light pole of my baby boat.

Posted by: creeper at August 19, 2020 11:33 AM (XxJt1)

416 You see the Trump boat parade of majestic schooners in the background. Meanwhile, Biden is trying to launch his own counter-parade in a wooden dinghy one the shore, with Kamala in the back of the boat attempting to start a nonexistent motor, and Ilhan Omar in the middle with only her left oar in the water.

Posted by: red speck at August 19, 2020 11:39 AM (gS3OW)

417 Maybe calling for a boycott of a company that employs thousands of people in swing states isnt the greatest move a campaign can make. But thats just me.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 19, 2020 11:44 AM (LI2jF)

418 Eh probably just you

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2020 11:57 AM (SBWzG)

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