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CNN Claims That The Democrat-Media Complex Push for No Debates Is an "Imaginary Controversy"
Just as antifa violence is a "myth."
Bonus points: CNN also pushed the "no debates" operation themselves. While calling it imaginary.Just how dishonest is @cnn and @oliverdarcy? This dishonest. pic.twitter.com/B3BL24uijQ
— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) August 4, 2020
https://t.co/i88zyABDta pic.twitter.com/qLFqH4UC8S
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) August 4, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2020 12:24 PM (lKI4f)
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: SH at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (lKI4f)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)
Spud Stetler was shrieking fake news almost simultaneously as XiNN itself was pushing to kill the debates.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/08/04/nolte-
brian-stelter-is-gaslighting-you-about-cnns-push-for-
biden-to-skip-debates/
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: LASue at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
I knew since last summer there would be no debate if Biden were the candidate. But, my oh my, would that have been something. One for the history books. Oh well.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Keeping that in mind saves ever so much time.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (KH2Aj)
The last person to try this was Carter with the "Rose Garden strategy"
I've never heard of a case where refusing to campaign has worked.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Abiss at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's On The Road Again &&&& at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (DOn/E)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (bmEZd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Debates would be disastrous for Biden.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: BignJames at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: LASue at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
........
My brother has one... he lives in SF Bay Area.
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (lonOK)
Actually it is not news and it is not a network. The C part might actually be true.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (aKsyK)
Don't forget April Ryan of CNN fantasizes about Biden being inaugurated and Trump being physically removed from the White House by police and soldiers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (iur9C)
Posted by: LASue at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)'
I see these all the time in NJ, along with yard signs. NJ is asshoe.
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (ONvIw)
candidate. But, my oh my, would that have been something. One for the
history books. Oh well.
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So did I. But I figured the cover would be tied to Trump not releasing his tax returns. I didn't realize, they would create a complete national lockdown.
Posted by: SH at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (sX1BW)
"Is Biden's Low-Profile Media Strategy Working?"
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To keep him from imploding, maybe. But there's an expiration date on that. Ask Thundershart about it. Eventually, you have to campaign.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Go fuck yourself!!!
*counts ten seconds*
You must be imagining things. I never said 'go fuck yourself'.
You must be some kind of nut or something.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (dWwl8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhlCEIWPcl8
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (dNzKv)
The last person to try this was Carter with the "Rose Garden strategy"
I've never heard of a case where refusing to campaign has worked.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (5p7BC)
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I'm not even sure Biden has an operable campaign in several swing states.
Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (lKI4f)
Posted by: Basement Joe at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (Sq18x)
Wine Moms would then vote for Biden because they feel sorry for him.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Dopey Joe from Kokomo at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (pYQR/)
15 Yesterday, I saw my first Biden 2020 bumper sticker. In deep blue Austin. The first!
Posted by: LASue at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)'
I see these all the time in NJ, along with yard signs. NJ is asshoe.
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (ONvIw)
Got them in NH. Still see a Bernie 2020 sticker now and then too
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)
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Yup. Which was the point of the trial balloon. It was floated out and immediately got shot down. Or at least shot *at*. I wouldn't be surprised if they try to roll out some other version: The debates will be remote (so someone off-camera can feed Biden lines), the debates will involve pre-recorded Q&A. But this particular trial balloon looks like it asploded.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (HhaYz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (ZJEkV)
....while she pleasures herself...
Posted by: BignJames at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (aibhY)
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 04, 2020 12:25 PM (lonOK)
CNN
ChiCom
News
Network
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (BeYX8)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (qeMNc)
Beijing Joe is on a secret mission to China to see if he can get them to release another plague or two before the election.
Mail in, baby!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2020 12:31 PM (dWwl8)
Allahdouche is pushing for no debates but only because Trump might have a bad night vs Biden's masterful performance.
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LOL. It'll be Cracker Jack vs. Corn Pop, Part II.
Gimme a break. It would be an unmitigated disaster for Biden. I'm not even sure he could make it through the first one without being carted off the stage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2020 12:32 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Slow Joe at August 04, 2020 12:32 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: LASue at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
........
You'll see them everywhere once the VP is selected.
Posted by: Ha at August 04, 2020 12:32 PM (ktZTZ)
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Trump *does* need to practice. He needs to have enough humility to understand that winging it isn't always the best strategy. He needs to have answers to the two-dozen most likely questions. If he wants to riff on those, fine, but he should at least know where his sentence is going to end when he begins it.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 04, 2020 12:32 PM (HhaYz)
I've got a myth for ya: that the Democrat Party is patriotic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Mr. Dr. Jill Biden at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc. at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (N5A39)
The Left really wants to rule in a lunatic asylum, a dystopian hell, rather than co-exist in a power-sharing republic.
Madness, misery, subjugation and death -- there is nothing else possible from these people.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (aLsSh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: HUSKER DU at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (rgns4)
Posted by: Barack's Beard at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: willow at August 04,
Same.
Blows my mind.
Posted by: Ha at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (ktZTZ)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
Trump *does* need to practice. He needs to have enough humility to understand that winging it isn't always the best strategy. He needs to have answers to the two-dozen most likely questions. If he wants to riff on those, fine, but he should at least know where his sentence is going to end when he begins it.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 04, 2020 12:32 PM (HhaYz)
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The man does have a tendency to ramble. But look at his opponent. All he has to do is wait - maybe 10-15mins - for Joe to forget where the fuck he even is, and it's OVAH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (AqVOC)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2020 12:29 PM (lKI4f)
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Joe-Mentum!
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden! at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (I2/tG)
Huh.
A little rope-a-dope then.
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Hissybola work accident causes warehouse full of SA-2s to detonate. Or they just bought an Acme Secret Weapon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: Dr. Biden's Lesser Half at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (lKI4f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM (aKsyK)
Metaphor for the Biden "campaign."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (BDZWU)
Cute little video by Mark Dice, gushing over his role in making Little Brian a star...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1KyMby-lPE
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (qlFIA)
ROCK THE CASBAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
Posted by: THE CLASH at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (rgns4)
Hillary won the nomination fair and square.
Hillary/Mooch 2020 -- Two FLOTI for the Price of One!!!
Posted by: ShainS at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden! at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2020 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
I only see Bernie stickers, and even sometimes yard signs, when I'm outside of Vermont. Wondering if at long last the Bernie glow has finally worn off the brain dead locals.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (pw+jk)
Yeah, the neighborhood idiot has a biden yard sign out. I can well imagine what would happen to my picture window if I were stupid enough to put a Trump sign in my yard.
Posted by: Old Dude at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)
It's pretty darned sad when they don't even have faith that the dude could do a "virtual" debate reading a teleprompter after rehearsing the answers for a week.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (RQ0i/)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Slow Joe at August 04, 2020 12:32 PM (pYQR/)
What are the odds Joe would just leave if Trump pointed at him and said "you're fired.:
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (BDZWU)
I was going to call bullshit but you're right. He was born in 1985. Holy shit he looks terrible.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (ZJEkV)
Looked like a mini nuke LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (85Gof)
https://mobile.twitter. com/srinivasiyc/status/1290685557840871424
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden! at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (I2/tG)
https://tinyurl.com/yxdejxfj
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (JFO2v)
That had some ass to it!
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: CNN at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (o2vOl)
I think his wife gets on him as little as possible.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (UFgOG)
and then chicken out of a debate
wont warsh
Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (AqVOC)
The lying liars of the MFM gaslighted endlessly about how Felonia won all 3 by a landslide.
Not saying Trump couldn't do better. After all, it was only Felonia so that was a low bar. But if you go back and watch those three, he really clobbered her in the second two.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (FtO5h)
I once dropped acid with Strom Thurmond and we tripped balls talking about the good old days.
Which one is that again?
Posted by: Dopey Joe, a shadow of his former self at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (BDZWU)
Probably relays messages thru the Pool Boy shes fucking!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: CNN at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (NWiLs)
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And he's heavily made up in most photos. Imagine what he really looks like.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (Cthdf)
Posted by: Augustine at August 04, 2020 12:33 PM (BDZWU)
You have got to be sh*ing me. I'd have said at least a decade older. Just wow. I'd assumed those old "skinny" photos were from the 80's.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 12:39 PM (8B6Ng)
Primary was a docked freighter so either a weapons shipment or something like ammonium nitrate fertilizer shipment. "Fireworks" is burning aluminum fragments from the now ex-freighter. Looks like it took out the harbor hotel/apartment building. Gonna be a large loss of life.
Posted by: Bang Breach Clear at August 04, 2020 12:39 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:39 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:39 PM (RQ0i/)
During the Cold War, the Soviet Northern Fleet's main arms depot cooked off.
Initially, American analysts thought that a nuke had detonated.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (88+cf)
Part A appears to be explosion to disperse the fuel. Exp B is the MOAB.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:39 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (rgns4)
Just saw that Beirut blast linked at Insty. What the hell was in that building?
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (uhPTO)
I'll guess explosives
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (DK9m8)
It certainly wasn't fireworks, but that's what the media dutifully repeats.
Posted by: 40 miles north at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (o2vOl)
I'm gonna disagree with you Jack - the gaslighting we've seen and the effectiveness of said gaslighting (Cuomo) leads me to believe the knee-pad media would effectively cover for him.
Posted by: motionview at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Ha at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (ktZTZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (FtO5h
Trump was debating on a different level than the one 99.99% of people were watching. He destroyed her in the first debate but not on the metrics we usually use. He had a plan and executed it to military perfection. I watched what he did with amazement.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (Sq18x)
Hissybola work conference?
"We just just received our latest shipment o...."
*BOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (rgns4)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (RQ0i/)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (uhPTO)
In my professional opinion, blow-y up stuff.
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (pw+jk)
So would ducking the debates. He has no good options.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Exactly. Just like the VP pick: no good options. There's bad, worse, and catastrophically, laughably bad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (miiX6)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (rgns4)
The lying liars of the MFM gaslighted endlessly about how Felonia won all 3 by a landslide.
Not saying Trump couldn't do better. After all, it was only Felonia so that was a low bar. But if you go back and watch those three, he really clobbered her in the second two.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (FtO5h)
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Exactly! Madturbatin Pete is just wrong. Trump does a great job in the debates. Hell he got Hillary to admit she supports abortion a few hours before birth!
Posted by: MAGA at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (lKI4f)
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (MxEKc)
Hissybola work conference?
"We just just received our latest shipment o...."
*BOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (ZJEkV)
Allah will need about 72,000 virgins for later tonight.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (I2/tG)
~~~~~
Agreed. Lots of little pops before the big boom, but no illuminations.
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (AqVOC)
Posted by: Archer at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (RQ0i/)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (VpIIl)
"Harding elected to conduct a front porch campaign, like McKinley in 1896" (wikipedia)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (JKNZq)
You wanna see how much the world has changed in a few short years?
Mind you, this was in San Francisco.
https://tinyurl.com/y3ra9h3b
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: mnw at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:35 PM (ZJEkV)
ALAS BABYLON
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (miiX6)
Posted by: Maskhole at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (1fzXv)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (88+cf)
*BOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (ZJEkV)
Allah will need about 72,000 virgins for later tonight.
Thanks for the laughs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (VpIIl)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (HEEq1)
.38 Special Reunion Concert.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (rgns4)
Not funny.
Posted by: Great White at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (8z4GT)
Posted by: x at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (nFwvY)
Don't forget April Ryan of CNN fantasizes about Biden being inaugurated and Trump being physically removed from the White House by police and soldiers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:28 PM
She's the Naomi Wolf of 2020. To make a larger point of this, it's nothing new. They said the exact same thing about Bush.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (l3+k2)
*BOOOOOOOMMMMM*
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Medical supplies and equipment! It was medical supplies and equipment!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Soooo...IOW, no debates because somebody might do poorly? Oh, ok. Do these people even hear themselves and the stupidity that comes out of their "expert" mouths?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Abdulaziz Al Azar at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (sWM8x)
If you type in "Joe Bid..." the first thing to come up is "Joe Biden Dementia".
Bwahahahahaha [gasp] hahahahah.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (8B6Ng)
Apparently the thing that is freaking out the Democrats is how quickly Biden is deteriorating.
TIA?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: motionview at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (pYQR/)
That would work - against anybody other than Trump. Trump will point out that Biden is terrified of debating him, and he will do so often and won't be kind about it, either.
I can see the PR campaign now: "Where's Joe?" The milk cartons with Joe's photo on them. The witness protection jokes. Biden/Judge Crater 2020. That kind of thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 04, 2020 12:38 PM (uhPTO)
baby milk
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:41 PM (rgns4)
Better to hold on loosely in an explosion, or just let go?
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CNN at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (J70i0)
One way or another.
Posted by: davidt
Get the TermHillnator on it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)
The videos of it are very much like nuclear test films. No precursor wave, but I suppose since it's next to the water, the blast wave causes an instant vapor effect, so a large egg-shaped cloud forms along the edge of the wave, as with the Mike shot in the Pacific (think it was that one that had the most dramatic vapor cloud).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: acethepug at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (qPKAe)
ho lee fuk
https://tinyurl.com/yxdejxfj
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (JFO2v)
That had some ass to it!
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 04, 2020 12:37 PM (88+cf)
Wow. Could have been an accident, but it it could have been sabotage.
I guess rule number 1 is don't park a freighter full of ammonium nitrate and diesel right in the middle of the city.
Prayers going out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (DK9m8)
Where did you come from, Bloody-Eye Joe?
Posted by: planDEMic at the disco at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (7VRQ2)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Rachel Levine's Ovaries at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (IHxQZ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (kA3Cp)
"We just just received our latest shipment o...."
*BOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (ZJEkV)
Allah will need about 72,000 virgins for later tonight.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (JFO2v)
Cherry bombs!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (hku12)
They will soon follow this with a leaked or publicly viewed, probably broadcasted, message to Trump thats something like: "so as we discussed Biden is still eager for a number of debates so why the delay?".
The instant Trump disagrees with the format assigned by MSM, which will be identical to what Biden's animators said, the news will be "Trump Refuses to Debate, Afraid of Biden, Ready to Drop Out".
The news is a screenplay written and directed by our enemies
Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (A9ABL)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Those N96 explosive masks need careful handling!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Archer at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (gmo/4)
Wow. Could have been an accident, but it it could have been sabotage.
I guess rule number 1 is don't park a freighter full of ammonium nitrate and diesel right in the middle of the city.
Prayers going out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (DK9m
I'm praying that a lot of terrorists are mort, you?
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (JFO2v)
Whew, that lets me off the hook.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (I2/tG)
He said Trump was just fooling rube conservatives and that he wouldn't be fooled.
He wasn't alone for sure, but he was particularly, severely wrong.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: CNN at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (J70i0)
I think we're actually at the point at which the media could unanimously declare Biden won even if he lost.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (kA3Cp)
/just wait.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (ZCiJZ)
It certainly wasn't fireworks, but that's what the media dutifully repeats.
Posted by: 40 miles north at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (o2vOl)
It was fireworks. Nobody rocks the Fourth of July celebrations like the ragheads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (YqDXo)
Ate 'em all, took my chances
Went the distance, now I can't see my feet
Half a man with the hunger of five
So many times, it happens too fast
You crack a toilet for glory
Don't lose your grip on the meals gone past
You must fight just to keep them inside
It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite
Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter
And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night
And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater
Face to plate, it's time to eat
Hangin' moobs, stayin' hungry
He stacks the table with a pile of sweets
For any meal, he'll steal, he'll connive
It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite
Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter
And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night
And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater
Scale shot straight to the top
Had the gut, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Half a man with the hunger of five
It's the Eye of the Tater, it's the millionth bite
Bulkin' up to the weight of a freighter
And the fat, sweaty beta snacks again in the night
And he's watchin' us all... with the Eye of the Tater
The Eye of the Tater
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (miiX6)
Posted by: Mossad at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (HmZuC)
Their prior reporting, much like later suras in the Koran, are superseded by the newer ones.
The new commandment from the prophet is that no one is saying Biden shouldn't debate Trump.
Thus sayeth Wise King Roberts.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (aO8Gd)
Memo to self: Do not light fasoulia farts...
Posted by: Bang Breach Clear at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (GFSDP)
CNN: "Joe Biden debates the marshmallows in his hot cocoa EVERY TIME he's given some. This warrior's ready for Trump!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (U67az)
I mean... where else could this train be going?
Posted by: Inogame at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (+2xjH)
If you type in "Joe Bid..." the first thing to come up is "Joe Biden Dementia".
Bwahahahahaha [gasp] hahahahah.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 12:44 PM (8B6Ng)
4 year ago I had a app to type Hillary Clintons crimes into google.
After about 100 entries it would autosuggest Hillary Clintons CReme Brulee Recipe.
Hand manipulated for sure.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (JFO2v)
The official story is "fireworks" but the red smoke and pressure wave looked like a fertilizer bomb.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: esstah at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (qwTxQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (dNzKv)
The NYC Health Commissioner just quit this morning over the lousy job de Blasio did handling the CCP virus.
You can only gaslight for so long and there has to be some basis in reality. Sooner or later, reality wins.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (J70i0)
"We just just received our latest shipment o...."
*BOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (ZJEkV)
Allah will need about 72,000 virgins for later tonight.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:42 PM (JFO2v)
Cherry bombs!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (hku12)
Hello daddy
Hello mom
I'm your ULULULULULULULULULU
Cherry bomb!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rachel Levine's Ovaries at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM (IHxQZ)
Tell me more about this hologram thing.
Posted by: 2D Rachel Corrie at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (Tm4zg)
Damn, that was good
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (Izzlo)
Period.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Is 100 a percentage?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Beirut terrorist at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (85Gof)
Joey is a special pleadings candidate deluxe. Just slap the protective helmet on his head already.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (U67az)
https://tinyurl.com/y2z3gqb4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (I2/tG)
Better'n what?
Already posted @73
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (ZSK0i)
We insist on unicorns and a good Daniel Baldwin movie. Otherwise, no deal!
Posted by: Biden Campaign at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM
Seriously...you can watch the building disintegrate.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (Tm4zg)
Outstanding!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (VpIIl)
You just described every major city in the US rum by dems the last 50 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Old Dude at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (LGXGf)
Other podium has Joey's name on it but is empty.
So Trump starts asking the audience to quiz him.
Feed goes dead.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (ZJEkV)
No way a Fireworks Factory sent out a Pressure Wave like that. That was some serious ordnance.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (rgns4)
It certainly wasn't fireworks, but that's what the media dutifully repeats.
Posted by: 40 miles north at August 04, 2020 12:40 PM (o2vOl)
It was fireworks. Nobody rocks the Fourth of July celebrations like the ragheads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (YqDXo)
It was fireworks alright.
Also, the shipments I get from Columbia are coffee.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (hku12)
Posted by: zombie Gord Downie at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (IyiHT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (JKNZq)
Gov Noem of SD takes a shot at TX.
I thought it was supposed to be a bastion of freedom?
Hmmm
Posted by: Ha at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (ktZTZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2z3gqb4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (I2/tG)
WHAT the HELL was THAT??!!!??
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (AqVOC)
Posted by: Abiss at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (Y8DtA) "
This !
Other than gentle mockery when someone IRL quotes them (rare), I mostly ignore them right along with flat-earthers and moon-landing-was-fake enthusiasts.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (OWgiM)
I've seen photos of a house farther away where interior doors were blown out of their frames. It definitely ain't fireworks.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (miiX6)
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (rgns4)
on the wall with the words "On the phone from Wilmington DE"
=====
'We have lost the visual feed, but we have audio.' Wanna bet that right now they are auditioning voice actors?
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (MIKMs)
Mind you, this was in San Francisco.
https://tinyurl.com/y3ra9h3b
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Few? Trips has been dead since '95
Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (AqVOC)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (IYZ+m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (27q/y)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 12:48 PM (ZGrMX)
It may have started as fireworks because you can see explosions going off early on. They hit something else. That was an anime level explosion there.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Joey Biden at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (93ra7)
Go ahead, swap Cuomo in for Biden.
The blizzard of "Cuomo, Murderer" signs will have the Weather Channel striving to name that storm.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (U67az)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow
He's let himself go.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (+y/Ru)
He let himself go is how he fell out of his momma's hoo-hoo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (s2VJv)
Possible sympathy votes.
DNC has emergency meeting.
Do they nominate someone from the primary, or who the DNC actually wants?
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (l3+k2)
Is 100 a percentage?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:50 PM (Sq18x)
Yes, but OANN and NewsMax are included, so it's not maxed out.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
A single percent of New York's population pays half of the state's taxes, he said, "and they're the most mobile people on the globe."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, who hopes John Roberts retires asap at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (/FueB)
I doubt it.
Trump was known for availability during the 2016 campaign - to interviewers, for rallies, whatever. The guy is tireless. He would be crazy not to pursue a debate with Joe -- all he needs is one.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)
https://tinyurl.com/y2z3gqb4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (I2/tG)
Man, that rolling shock wave is a thing of beauty. Here's some poor schlub looking out of his office window thinking it's a gas explosion for about 1 second (2nd one down).
https://tinyurl.com/y438kpc8
RT news has a live feed on twatter.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (8B6Ng)
Also less than half of Fox.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (JFO2v)
Tried nitric acid on a clogged drain at the bread factory and when that didn't work tried sulfuric acid on top of the nitric/bread dough mix...
Posted by: Bang Breach Clear at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (d6DSt)
Since most of Beirut is still standing, that wasn't an Akira level event.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (VpIIl)
Way back when, I knew a woman from Beruit. Middle aged, too much makeup, might have been good looking, once.
One of the nastiest, most racist people I've ever known. Fairly high ranking administrator at a hospital, and yet you'd think EVERYTHING the U.S. did was the worst thing in the world.
And you just KNOW who she believed were controlling everything.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (hku12)
It's startling to see how far we have fallen in a relatively short time.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (OTzUX)
This explosion was no coincidence.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (VpIIl)
I doubt it.
Trump was known for availability during the 2016 campaign - to interviewers, for rallies, whatever. The guy is tireless. He would be crazy not to pursue a debate with Joe -- all he needs is one.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)
Would love to see Trump maneuver Biden into a Lincoln-Douglas style debate without moderators.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (s2VJv)
https://tinyurl.com/y2z3gqb4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (I2/tG)
HOLY SHIT! No way in hell was that explosion caused by "fireworks"
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (Izzlo)
The news is a screenplay written and directed by our enemies
Posted by: banana Dream at August 04, 2020 12:46 PM
I would hope Trump would tell them to put their demands in writing and then show it to the world.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (qe5CM)
Possible sympathy votes.
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Plus they can blame Trump. They can say Trump is so bad he killed his opponent. And the enemedia enema will go alone with it.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (2DOZq)
I've seen photos of a house farther away where interior doors were blown out of their frames. It definitely ain't fireworks.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)
BIG Bada Boom.
Posted by: LeeLoo at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (NgKpN)
Oof. Strong oxidizers with organics is never a good idea.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (5p7BC)
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This was actually the standard during the 19th Century. The candidate went home and let his surrogates duke it out for him. It was the advent of the 20th Century that saw candidates actually go on the campaign trail themselves.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (UAMe5)
modern pharmaceutical industry. They only need to keep Biden upright
and somewhat coherent for four hours tops. Sure, the burn rate on
neurons will be high but this is for all the marbles.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (yQpMk)
There are limits to those though, especially with mental issues. I predict Biden looks good until he starts talking about running for VP and how everyone should vote for Obama. All Trump has to do is state he won't embarrass a man in this state, take off his mic, and walk off stage.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (I2/tG)
It's startling to see how far we have fallen in a relatively short time.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (ZLI7S)
I had a tear in my eye. The Dead singing the anthem beautifully. ALL the players standing--hands over heart- for the anthem. The crowd going nuts.
What the fuck happened?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Paul Anka at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (SgjGX)
Think we now know why Cuomo has been relentlessly attacking Florida with claims it is a COVID nightmare.
He doesn't want his wealthiest relocating there, thus killing the state's tax revenue.
Remember a few years back when NJ's wealthiest resident moved to FL and they lost 20% of their tax revenue?
LOLGF, Cuomo, you;ve already alienated your residents.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (kA3Cp)
You know what kind of density of materials you need to throw off a shockwave that big?
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (rgns4)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Last night was Burrito Night in Beirut.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (YqDXo)
The 'fireworks' is burning aluminum fragments from the freighter, perhaps with some large caliber ammo cooking off while airborne.
Posted by: Bang Breach Clear at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: SMH at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (Izzlo)
--
I have the DirecTV app on my phone to DVR shows. Every time I open the app, the first screen pops up blasting CNN, which is always either Trump hysteria or WuFlu hysteria. It ticks me off. Why am I being slammed with CNN clips just for opening this dumb app?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Wile E Coyote at August 04, 2020 12:57 PM (HmZuC)
The alternative is for him to die in some suspicious way, then dark mutterings and comments about Trump assassinating him because he was going to lose the election. Try to set up a wag the dog thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 04, 2020 12:57 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 04, 2020 12:57 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (5p7BC)
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This was actually the standard during the 19th Century. The candidate went home and let his surrogates duke it out for him. It was the advent of the 20th Century that saw candidates actually go on the campaign trail themselves.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (UAMe5)
It was actually a big deal when one candidate--McKinley?--came out and made speeches from his FRONT porch.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2020 12:57 PM (gtdYu)
Posted by: Beirut at August 04, 2020 12:57 PM (8k7U7)
Leftists infiltrating all our institutions and corrupting them, starting with the schools.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)
You know what kind of density of materials you need to throw off a shockwave that big?
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (rgns4)
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Seen blasts similar, at a safe distance, in Iraq, mostly due to controlled dets.
Posted by: SMH at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (RU4sa)
Recall the explosion in the river we initially thought was a lightning strike? The red smoke is nitrogen dioxide, from the explosive decomposition of organic nitro compounds (e.g., TNT, C4).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (YqDXo)
Port destroyed, probably most of the buildings in the immediate area are now structurally unsound.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (oVJmc)
A better view of the explosion:
https://tinyurl.com/y2z3gqb4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM
Man, that rolling shock wave is a thing of beauty. Here's some poor schlub looking out of his office window thinking it's a gas explosion for about 1 second (2nd one down).
https://tinyurl.com/y438kpc8
RT news has a live feed on twatter.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM
looks like someone is getting an A+ on their masters thesis project at Mossad University
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you can protest in person
You can vote in person
& bring your ID
at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (DUIap)
Lotta Fireworks Warehouses over there.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (rgns4)
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:26 PM (ONvIw)
My girlfriend's mother is going through dementia. The condition appears to accelerate at a certain point. She's growing worse by the day now. The senior home she's in isn't equipped for the level of care required, so the family will be moving her soon. We know the change will frighten her, disorient her even further, but there's nothing for it.
Posted by: troyriser at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (pr6Sg)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (nFRLh)
https://tinyurl.com/yxdejxfj
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (JFO2v)
WOW
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (rgns4)
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lol, yep
Posted by: SMH at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
Kurt Eichenwald
Aug 2
It's the year 2040. Your 30 yr old child heading to MD for more lung treatments. He looks at you:
"Why did you DO this to me?" he asks, after yrs of anger.
"I don't know." you sob. "I thought school was best."
"Best?!!" he screams. "You made me kill dad!"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: SMH at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (RU4sa)
Glad to hear that actually. If it was an apartment I don't see how anybody survived.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (l3+k2)
http://photos.wikimapia.org/p/00/02/20/60/37_full.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (ZJEkV)
Thats what this is. AnFo or AnFo + high explosives on the freighter.
Posted by: Bang Breach Clear at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (luzVb)
You know what kind of density of materials you need to throw off a shockwave that big?
Posted by: garrett
Bing "Texas City Explosion 1947"
2,200 tons of ammonium nitrate on the SS Grandcamp.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2020 12:59 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (rgns4)
pharmaceutical industry. They only need to keep Biden upright and
somewhat coherent for four hours tops. Sure, the burn rate on neurons
will be high but this is for all the marbles.
1. Ask question of Trump
2. Trump answers.
3. Biden goes off about Trump being a liar
4. Repeat for an hour
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)
A better view of the explosion:
https://tinyurl.com/y2z3gqb4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (I2/tG)
HOLY SHIT! No way in hell was that explosion caused by "fireworks"
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (Izzlo)
Talk about opening a can of whoopass
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (L9P9s)
I'm not, but my coworkers oin the east coast (NY/NJ) all seem to be having problems. (We have employees all over the country.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (FtO5h)
I doubt it.
Trump was known for availability during the 2016 campaign - to interviewers, for rallies, whatever. The guy is tireless. He would be crazy not to pursue a debate with Joe -- all he needs is one.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 12:53 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah PDT can refuse to take part in a farce where the left institutes fact checkers....That would be a red line.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (gtdYu)
That depressed me so much I couldn't watch the whole video. How far and how fast we have fallen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (dNzKv)
This was actually the standard during the 19th Century. The candidate went home and let his surrogates duke it out for him. It was the advent of the 20th Century that saw candidates actually go on the campaign trail themselves.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (UAMe5)
McKinley campaigned from his front porch, it is said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (U67az)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (rgns4)
Considering the Israelis thwarted a planned terror attack a week or so ago, and that tensions with the Farsis are at an all time high, I imagine this could have been Jewish lightning striking an Iranian weapons warehouse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: troyriser at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (pr6Sg)
This is where he seems to be going. Oddly the donks think the best care facility is the WH. But he's their biggest name, save Hillary (who still might get in somehow, never count her out) so that's who they'll go with.
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (ONvIw)
https://tinyurl.com/y248hnxq
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (ZSK0i)
2. Trump answers.
3. Biden goes off about Trump being a liar
4. Repeat for an hour
- - - -
Have you seen Biden lately?
Even his rant would be incoherent.
And maybe also, he'll fall asleep while Trump is talking.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (bDqIh)
But just think what he's done in regard to fixing the Social Security problem by clipping a bunch of Social Security recipients.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 12:58 PM (oVJmc)
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Munitions dump(s). Some folks in that area of the world are not all that concerned about where they locate their boom-boom dumps. Suburbs, office parks, schools, high-density residential areas, whatever.
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (4k/Uz)
Glad to hear that actually. If it was an apartment I don't see how anybody survived.
You can see it crumble in the blast wave.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (oVJmc)
The fireworks futures market just went all higgledy-piggledy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (U67az)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (I2/tG)
Considering the Israelis thwarted a planned terror attack a week or so ago, and that tensions with the Farsis are at an all time high, I imagine this could have been Jewish lightning striking an Iranian weapons warehouse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (s2VJv)
How was Forest Hills?
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (FtO5h)
Probably due to the tropical storm along the coast.
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: Hank Hill at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (v0R5T)
HOLY SHIT! No way in hell was that explosion caused by "fireworks"
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 12:54 PM (Izzlo)
Yeah....there was a music pavilion in Dallas called The Bomb Factory.
I think it was revived there and just went away again.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (gmo/4)
McKinley campaigned from his front porch, it is said.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (U67az)
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In a Front-Porch Campaign, the candidate still makes speeches. The difference is that the crowds come to him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (mht8P)
Even his rant would be incoherent.
And maybe also, he'll fall asleep while Trump is talking.
That's not a problem for the MSM. They would either fill in the blanks in his incoherent rantings, say it was too "nuanced" for us to understand or ignore it.
Also... producer in Biden's ear telling him what to repeat word for word via an in-ear monitor.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: zombie
If one looks very carefully, under certain lighting conditions, at the skin on the backside of your knees (i.e. the crease where your leg bends), you may notice that there is a certain iridescence to the skin. (The younger you are, the more apparent this is.) Some doctor (in Germany, I believe) learned about this odd fact in medical school, and remained curious about it, as he thought that the iridescence of the skin there physically resembled some primitive "light sensitive areas" (that is to say, very primitive eyes) on the skin of some invertebrates, like worms, and also on some kinds of reptiles.
Hypothesizing that the back-of-the-knee iridescent skin might be some kind of evolutionary leftover of an area of light-sensitive skin that never fully evolved into eyes, he set up an experiment to determine if people could "see" with the backs of their knees. He had volunteers in a lab try to sleep face down, while wearing a snug eye-covering sleep mask, with the lower leg uncovered. Then, when he determined that they were sound asleep, he shined a bright light onto the backs of their knees, making sure it was from a florescent bulb, so the subjects could not feel any warmth from the light. The goal was to "wake them up" by having them "see" the light -- a known phenomenon with normal eyes (i.e. if you shine a light onto the closed eyelids of a sleeping person, it tends to wake them up, as they can see the light through the lids, and some deep-seated genetic response wakes people [and animals] up in bright light.)
Although officially the experiment was "inconclusive" because there was not a 100% positive response rate, the test WORKED on some (but not all) of the volunteers. Those people were indeed woken by the light shone on the backs of their knees, seemingly confirming that the skin there was light-sensitive, i.e. were primitive "eyes."
He only ever did the experiment once, so there was no further data as to why some people's knee-eyes responded to the light, but not other people's. Maybe in those people the skin was still light-sensitive, but the brain has lost the ability to "process" that stimuli.
Short version: You have eyes on the backs of your knees.
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (HEEq1)
Even his rant would be incoherent.
And maybe also, he'll fall asleep while Trump is talking.
I watched the Democrat primary debates. Unless Joe has grown a new brain since then I don't see him doing any better 1 on 1 against Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)
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I posted about this yesterday, but check out Trump's 404 page. Do something like:
www.donaldjtrump.com/fakepage
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (Izzlo)
Or the Halifax explosion of 1917.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (2DOZq)
Those people in Beirut do not know the proper way to handle propane and propane accessories, tell you what.
Posted by: Hank Hill at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM
I see what you did there.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (ZCiJZ)
A mostly peaceful explosion
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (Izzlo)
...that intensified.
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Ha at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (ktZTZ)
>>What the fuck happened?
Leftists infiltrating all our institutions and corrupting them, starting with the schools. Posted by: JackStraw
****THIS****
Reason why he home-schooled the kids.
Posted by: Dad of Six at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (65B0j)
Posted by: Archer at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 04, 2020 12:34 PM (JFO2v)
Thats gonna leave a mark...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 04, 2020 01:05 PM (cyztU)
Wow. Could have been an accident, but it it could have been sabotage.
I guess rule number 1 is don't park a freighter full of ammonium nitrate and diesel right in the middle of the city.
Prayers going out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2020 12:45 PM (DK9m
I'm praying that a lot of terrorists are mort, you?
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (ONvIw)
Ummm big blast zone, prolly lots of kids and bystanders getting pasted. So yeah... prayers going out.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2020 01:05 PM (DK9m8)
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (HEEq1)
Great. I've been haunted by that Stephen King story about the guy with eyes on his hands since I was a kid. Now, this.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:05 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 04, 2020 01:05 PM (miiX6)
think the best care facility is the WH. But he's their biggest name,
save Hillary (who still might get in somehow, never count her out) so
that's who they'll go with.
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (ONvIw)
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Carl Spackler is tested, tanned, and ready. Prime Dem VP material, and blessed by the Dalai Lama, so he has that going for him.
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2020 01:05 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (s2VJv)
Actually I think it is not. I think it might very well be a work accident. Israel is pretty sensitive to world opinion up to a point and they are pretty careful about blowing up shit in civilian neighborhoods. So my money is on a work accident
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (85Gof)
In a word, yes. If you've ever seen EOD det a pile of ordnance, the whole thing goes up in one blast. Same with deliberate destruction of ammo or ordnance stores. It's all about how you initiate the blast
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (4k/Uz)
A mostly peaceful explosion
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (Izzlo)
...that intensified.
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2020 01:04 PM (l3+k2)
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Chaotically
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (mht8P)
You know what kind of density of materials you need to throw off a shockwave that big?
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 12:56 PM (rgns4)
The general consensus from the left now on twatter is it was a grain explosion. Because of those silos behind the building. Yeah, that'll work.
Others are noticing the intense, bright red explosion (notice all the flashing) tying it to strontium.
It's possible it was one MOFO of a fireworks factory, but all those flashes could also be indicative of a munitions depot. Would you do that on several floors of a building though? Who knows, they're all freaking nuts.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (8B6Ng)
Hanna urged McKinley to match Bryan's tour with one of his own; the candidate declined on the grounds that the Democrat was a better stump speaker: "I might just as well set up a trapeze on my front lawn and compete with some professional athlete as go out speaking against Bryan. I have to think when I speak." Instead of going to the people, McKinley would remain at home in Canton and allow the people to come to him; according to historian R. Hal Williams in his book on the 1896 election, "it was, as it turned out, a brilliant strategy. McKinley's 'Front Porch Campaign' became a legend in American political history.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (JKNZq)
Killing hundreds of innocent bystanders isn't Israel's style.
They'd target the convoy when it moved out of the port, when it was in a unpopulated area.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (HEEq1)
Okay fine, but I'll be dammed if I'm getting glasses for my knees.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (Pqytn)
In fact I imagine that they might locate them in such places in an effort to preclude Israeli air strikes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (YqDXo)
1. Ask question of Trump
2. Trump answers.
3. Biden goes off about Trump being a liar
4. Repeat for an hour
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 04, 2020 01:00 PM (ZCiJZ)
Unlike Paul Ryan, Donald Trump won't settle for the giggling idiot ruse that Joey pulled in 2012.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (U67az)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 04, 2020 12:27 PM (5p7BC)
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This was actually the standard during the 19th Century. The candidate went home and let his surrogates duke it out for him. It was the advent of the 20th Century that saw candidates actually go on the campaign trail themselves.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at August 04, 2020 12:55 PM (UAMe5)
In the modern era, Team Nixon kinda took a "don't campaign" approach, presumably for two reasons: First, they were way ahead and merely had to not lost the damn thing, and B. Nixon was always a divisive figure, and the reasoning would have been to not let him say/do anything that might cause his "dislikeability" to rise.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (YqDXo)
Yes they do just that. Cowards.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Nothing will ever compare to that explosion.
It was felt in Nevada and Arizona, many hundreds of miles away from the coast of California. Some pieces of the ships may have achieved escape velocity and entered into orbit, or possibly even blown out into space.
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (HEEq1)
Considering the Israelis thwarted a planned terror attack a week or so ago, and that tensions with the Farsis are at an all time high, I imagine this could have been Jewish lightning striking an Iranian weapons warehouse.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:01 PM (s2VJv)
How was Forest Hills?
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:02 PM (ONvIw)
Love my dentist (nearly 40 years a patient), but hate the hygienist. I think I have some Ginger-Rogers. Got to go back in 3 months instead of the usual 6. Feh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)
www.donaldjtrump.com/fakepage
Posted by: Lady in Black
Sprained my spleen on that
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (pB6Gt)
He is the poster child, sitting next to Owebama, for being a pathological liar.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Here's my proposed format:
Moderator flips coin - this is their only role, aside from silencing people who go over their time.
Winner goes first, and has 15 minutes to lay out his platform and policy goals, uninterrupted.
Cut to short commercial break.
Loser gets 15 minutes for rebuttal, and must stay on the subjects mentioned
Long half-time commercial break.
Loser gets 15 minutes to lay out policy, uninterrupted.
Short commercial break.
Winner gets 15 minute rebuttal.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (/b08H)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (VpIIl)
That blast makes OKC look tame.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey, should we pass out candy and dance in celebration?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (AqVOC)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (hku12)
I'm talking about '68, by the way.
It got a lot tighter near then end, possibly due to the "prevent defense" approach they took, even though Humphrey might have been the one man in America who was less liked than Nixon.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (qlFIA)
Look at the cars that are thrown up against the concrete medians. They are up against the concrete jersey barriers nearest the explosion. That means the post explosion vacuum sucked them up against the barriers.
How many people are/ were walking around with lungs destroyed by the pressure wave and vacuum wave?
There are going to be lots of dead. It will takes hours for the fatality news to start to slowly come out.
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (+0uDE)
Then we need to make sure the feed is overridden and Humble Pie is piped into Joe's earpiece.
"Mr. Biden, your retort?"
"30 DAYS IN THE HOLE!!!"
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (HmZuC)
I never believed these people were more than assholes, and most of them are pretty minor, but a few found themselves in decent positions, a few in gov't, bust mostly academics.
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (ONvIw)
If Biden dies before November, will we know? The media wouldn't tell us.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 04, 2020 01:07 PM (H8QX
Has anybody seen RBG? QED.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (N39Ws)
Ryan and Biden were playing for the same team.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (qlFIA)
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"We have confirmation. Run it."
-CNN
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 04, 2020 01:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:10 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Candy Crowley at August 04, 2020 01:10 PM (v0R5T)
My Knee Goggles protect you.
We're all in this together.
Knee Goggles are patriotic.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 04, 2020 01:10 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (dNzKv)
It's not due to strontium. Strontium colors a flame a pure red; it doesn't make smoke red. That is NO2 along with the smoke.
Ever see how salt colors a flame yellow? That's the sodium D line being excited by the flame. Strontium does the same thing, except it's red. Classic flame test for the various elements.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mooch Obamas Uncircumcised Penis at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (GaAew)
Bitch.
Posted by: BluesFish at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (kQFp+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:10 PM (85Gof)
Isn't this really the story of Portland?... and Seattle? New York, Chicago, Minneapolis, Philadelphia...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (dNzKv)
Hey, should we pass out candy and dance in celebration?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (s2VJv)
We would just be shunned as "that's not who we are."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brian Stelter's Workout Mixtape at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (Tm4zg)
Nice work!
Muldoon-worthy. Nearly Weird Al
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (z79tQ)
Thanks for keeping me safe @jack. You ass.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:08 PM (s2VJv)
My husband grew up in Forest Hills a long time ago. Kids used to love visiting grandma. When we rented, it was only in KGH, but parts of Queens are very nice.
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Archer at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (s2VJv)
Yup spot on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (85Gof)
Guess what the OCT surprise is going to be.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (dNzKv)
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That she's been dead since February.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (dNzKv)
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My guess is the media knows there's not energy behind the Biden campaign and they're trying to create some with SCOTUS talk based on nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (LvTSG)
Snow-Hoover Murkowski is asshoe.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (VpIIl)
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It is as Allah wills it.
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (XTyi0)
My knees grow from time to time...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: This is CNN at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (pw+jk)
Also... producer in Biden's ear telling him what to repeat word for word via an in-ear monitor.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM (ZCiJZ)
Producer: "Now listen, Joe, and repeat after me, word for word ..."
Joey: "Now listen, Joe, and repeat after me, word for word ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (U67az)
before the election. Guess what the OCT surprise is going to be.
***
Deep Fake of Trump saying the n-word and saying a bunch of derogatory stuff about black people.
Oh and a lot more coverage of Melania's nude shoot with that other female model. Because, you know, they cover the important news.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Beirut Bob at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (oVJmc)
http://navy.memorieshop.com/Mississinewa/Onfire.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (ZJEkV)
He is repellant and hard to look at.
Amazing he is put on tv, really.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (miiX6)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (VpIIl)
Grain silos will explode sometimes, due to the dust but its not nearly that energetic when it happens.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (KZzsI)
But it's such a small thing, we just can't understand why you so-called conservatives can't just go along. It's the patriotic thing to do. Why do you hate America?
Posted by: The Faux-Conservative Grifter Class at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (ZJEkV)
country and place military weapons in amongst the population, then shit
like this is going to happen.
But years ago, my Very Smart Democrat Aunt assured me that Hezbollah were actually patriots that were helping people by building hospitals and day care centers. They are the good guys!
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (oVJmc)
Just imagine being a little kid and that slug is crawling on top of you. Is he a pedo? I dunno. At this point I'm willing to believe everyone famous is one until proven otherwise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Zeera at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (ZJEkV)
Mount who? Not if I have to buy her dinner first...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (s2VJv)
Democrats can keep going full lockdown. But the numbers won't lie for them, and people know it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (VpIIl)
Then why didn't it blow when the first spark went off...or the third...or the 45th?
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (tfmpa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (dNzKv)
.........
Word is out the rutabaga has spoiled.
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: deadrody at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (/jrmI)
Memo to self: Do not light fasoulia farts...
Posted by: Bang Breach Clear at August 04, 2020 12:47 PM (d6DSt)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (6XLoz)
They used their laser mounted sharks to attack it, didn't they.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Guess what the OCT surprise is going to be.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:11 PM (dNzKv)
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That she's been dead since February.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (mht8P)
Anyone ever read Lovecraft's "Cool Air"?
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (Izzlo)
Sooner or later, reality wins.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2020 12:49 PM (ZLI7S) "
Always.
Maybe not when we want it to, but it will.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (OWgiM)
If they can sew enough chaos into the election, through voter fraud, and States messing with election law,
IF on the day the Electors are tallies, one candidate does not have a majority, whether because of the votes for electors OR if the election of Electors from the States is not confirmed, then the HOUSE determines who will be President.
So, if they can create enough Chaos, then Nazi Pelosi, and AOC, get to choose the President, from those who have the three most electoral college votes.
Posted by: LeeLoo at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)
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Have you installed a filter to keep the stupid and the lies out?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (+y/Ru)
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But it's such a small thing, we just can't understand why you so-called conservatives can't just go along. It's the patriotic thing to do. Why do you hate America?
Posted by: The Faux-Conservative Grifter Class at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (FtO5h)
The Conservative Case For Kneepads: It's just a clump of cells.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (hku12)
Posted by: 18-1
That was our gig!!!
Posted by: Amish Slaughter Squad (ASS) at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (3tPHY)
Those people were indeed woken by the light shone on the backs of their knees, seemingly confirming that the skin there was light-sensitive, i.e. were primitive "eyes."
He only ever did the experiment once, so there was no further data as to why some people's knee-eyes responded to the light, but not other people's. Maybe in those people the skin was still light-sensitive, but the brain has lost the ability to "process" that stimuli.
Short version: You have eyes on the backs of your knees.
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2020 01:03 PM
So when the evil-ex chick in Scott Pilgrim vs The World had an orgasm based on someone touching the back of her knee, she was really having one by getting poked in her primitive "eye".
Interesting.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (Do5/p)
explosion. Because of those silos behind the building. Yeah, that'll
work.
Looking for a rationalization until they can make up a way to blame Trump.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (oVJmc)
Others are noticing the intense, bright red explosion (notice all the flashing) tying it to strontium.
It's not due to strontium. Strontium colors a flame a pure red; it doesn't make smoke red. That is NO2 along with the smoke.
That's not strontium red.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (U67az)
Negative. Completely different blast signature.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (6XLoz)
They used their laser mounted sharks to attack it, didn't they.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Interesting, especially when you consider the almost daily 'fires' that have been happening in Iran.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2020 01:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LeeLoo
Make Biden count to 50 on camera. He should disassemble before 34
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2020 01:17 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: Sponge
New respect for the laser sharks I must admit.
Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)
Brazoria County records lowest new cases in a month.
https://tinyurl.com/y5sgxp5y
"Monday's 73 new cases is the least since 69 were reported July 1. That was one of just six days in July the county reported fewer than 100 new cases in a day.
"In the first three days of August, however, it has yet to hit that mark, with Monday's count preceded by tallies of 80 and 74.
The number of recoveries also is starting to close in on the number of active cases."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (mht8P)
Ryan and Biden were playing for the same team.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2020 01:09 PM (dNzKv)
Ryan should have gone ballistically indignant,
"You are the Vice President of the United States, try to act like it! You sound act and sound like a childish buffoon!"
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: 18-1
That will boost Trump turnout or entice Biden to grope her on stage after the debate
Posted by: Jean Parisot at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (svbBD)
Heck, he's not even the same guy he was in the debates! Not even close.
Nothing surprising though. Dementia is weird and it's kind of like a pachinko machine. The brain frantically starts to rewire itself trying to find balance. Sometimes there's even what seems to be progress, until it's not.
Lots of sideways steps, sometimes even a bounce up, but gravity always wins.
If he were the same man we saw in the debates, there would be some hope he could read a teleprompter after rehearsing the answers for a week in a virtual debate. Now, that's totally off the table. Anybody that saw the pathetic Youtube beg-ads where he couldn't even do a 10 second spot (after who knows how many takes) would know that.
Hard to believe they've been in this kind of denial for so long. I have a feeling they weren't and aren't, but some other genius plan they had fell through. Hard.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (mht8P)
Anyone ever read Lovecraft's "Cool Air"?
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:15 PM (Izzlo)
Beeeeeeeeeeepppppp
*I am still moving*
Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (ZSK0i)
Watched a youtube clip of that, you can clearly hear the whistles & noises of fireworks. None of that in the Beirut explosion.
Posted by: josephistan at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2020 01:17 PM (3tPHY)
Just have him draw a clock face.
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (KAi1n)
A grain silo situated on a port?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2020 01:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2020 01:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 04, 2020 01:14 PM (6XLoz)
Only cnn thinks that.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:19 PM (85Gof)
Make Biden count to 50 on camera. He should disassemble before 34
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2020 01:17 PM (3tPHY)
My FIL was in his 60's, uppers I think, but maybe mid, and we asked him to say his ABC's. He couldn't.
He's in his upper 70's now and I'm betting it's gotten a lot worse.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2020 01:17 PM (3tPHY)
1...2...3...4...you know, the thing.
Posted by: blaster at August 04, 2020 01:19 PM (ZfRYq)
"You are the Vice President of the United States, try to act like it! You sound act and sound like a childish buffoon!"
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 01:18 PM (+0uDE)
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"Yuck, yuck, yuck."
-Biden
"Biden wins debate."
-The NYT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 04, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 04, 2020 01:12 PM (dUJdY)
"The smoking lamp is ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:20 PM (YqDXo)
Imagine selling fireworks....in Beirut. Like selling bottled water on board the Maid of the Mist at Niagra Falls.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2020 01:20 PM (3tPHY)
Looks like there was a lot of heavy, white colored smoke before the kaboom. It doesn't look like it was a structure fire, more like the color of the smoke you see when a missile leaves the rail, or a rocket leaves the tube.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 04, 2020 01:20 PM (cyztU)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Beirut Bob at August 04, 2020 01:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: davidt
This!
This is the most important question. I don't think I've ever bought Lebanese fireworks.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (Isn+8)
Doubt that the Mossad would blow a freighter full of AnFo/HE even if docked at a Jizzbollah port due to that apartment complex next door... gonna be mucho deado Lebanesos...
Posted by: Bang Breach Clear at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)
-Hezbollah Health
Posted by: Archer at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (N39Ws)
There may in fact be a fireworks factory or warehouse on the site. What better disguise for a warehouse full of military-grade bombs, missiles, mines, and ammunition than a fireworks business? That would easily explain the strict no-smoking rules enforced all around the building, the very high barbed-wire fence (fireworks are expensive and well worth stealing), and the very careful unloading by un-smiling men of big boxes and pallets marked "Do Not Drop!" and "This Side Up" and "Flammable: Keep Away from Open Flames" and so on. The perfect cover. All the more so if the warehouse ever blows up, either accidentally or from enemy action. You can say "Oops! Sorry about all the deaths and massive damage! You know how fireworks are. Hope everyone's homeowner's insurance was up to date."
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (xYfO5)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (VpIIl)
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Brah, like, if I make fun of the dude, the man ain't gonna pay me. And I'll tell ya keeping the gym room boys quite costs some lettuce if you get my drift. Either that or like I gotta shave my beard, you know, and ain't nobody paying a Republican with a Larry Craig problem....feel me?
Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (qlFIA)
-Biden
"Biden wins debate."
-The NYT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 04, 2020 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Biden will break out the Curly "Nyuk nyuk nyuk" then spin on his side on the floor.
https://youtu.be/T2iZPRif2i4
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (HmZuC)
It was a black hole that opened in Beirut.
Posted by: Don LeMon at August 04, 2020 01:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 04, 2020 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:22 PM (ONvIw)
Smart Set.
Posted by: Beirut Bob at August 04, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
Too late, my candy bowl on my desk has been raided in quiet celebration.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (VcFUs)
https://tinyurl.com/y45476vn
I want to beat the fat f*ck "male" with a tire iron even more than his loudmouthed b*tch of a wife.
Note how both of these humonculouses don't miss any feeding times at the trough, yet are soooo concerned with everybody else's health.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 04, 2020 01:17 PM (3tPHY)
1...2...3...4...you know, the thing.
Posted by: blaster
1, 2, 3, 4, how many ice cream cones in a dog house? I don't know, no skeletons!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (WX+x0)
___
Hey Chrissy, let me show you a non-nuclear mushroom cloud.
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (qlFIA)
Idiot. I did that twice in ten minutes.
Posted by: Wiley E. Coyote at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 04, 2020 01:20 PM (cyztU)
Good point. Makes sense. You want to propel the missle with a low brisance explosive to deliver the warhead containing a high brisance explosive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (YqDXo)
If they can sew enough chaos into the election, through voter fraud, and States messing with election law,
IF on the day the Electors are tallies, one candidate does not have a majority, whether because of the votes for electors OR if the election of Electors from the States is not confirmed, then the HOUSE determines who will be President.
So, if they can create enough Chaos, then Nazi Pelosi, and AOC, get to choose the President, from those who have the three most electoral college votes.
Posted by: LeeLoo at August 04, 2020 01:16 PM (NgKpN)
To make it more interesting, if the election is thrown to the House, the House votes as states; meaning there are 50 votes, not 435.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: Neil Bush at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (ybWZN)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (HmZuC)
Is that a joke or is he really that stupid?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2020 01:13 PM (qlFIA)
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I remember those from 2016. Most people were like,
Trump is da Man! He is tapping that every night!
Karen however will be very indignant, and demand to talk to the manager.
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Jmel at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (pg+vl)
House votes as states; meaning there are 50 votes, not 435.
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Wait, do seven states not get to vote? That's racist!
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Jmel at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (pg+vl)
Well, now it's arms. And legs and heads and feet and livers, and...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jmel at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (pg+vl)
From Iran
Posted by: CN at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Neil Bush at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (ybWZN)
"E-leck-trickle, bo-nan-o..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)
snort!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (VpIIl)
That's the dementia shuffle. Yep. Your balance is affected by dementia/alzheimer's. So we're going to see a LOT more of him not walking on his own. And that whole "looking around" with toddler-like amazement is going to give way to him concentrating heavily on his feet.
Because he will take a tumble soon. And then he'll become very paranoid about falling. I think he might still be too young to easily break a hip, but we might see him bandaged after tearing some skin or hitting something.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 04, 2020 01:21 PM (HmZuC)
Chris, stick to the bruthas throwing a ball through a ring, OK? That's more your speed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (YqDXo)
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There is video of the Mexican fireworks factory explosion online. In that video, it is apparent that fireworks are involved, as you see some of the commonly seen secondary explosions, as if the fireworks were detonated on the ground. The Beirut explosion had none of that.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (kA3Cp)
Hey Abbott all those failed business owners are blaming you and can't wait to vote you out. Me too you bone head.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (WX+x0)
Idiot. I did that twice in ten minutes.
Posted by: Wiley E. Coyote at August 04, 2020 01:23 PM (3tPHY)
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Meep meep
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2020 01:26 PM (v5/I1)
Trump should publicly challenge Biden to a debate immediately
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 04, 2020 01:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 04, 2020 01:27 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2020 01:27 PM (ZJEkV)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 04, 2020 01:27 PM (8B6Ng)
https://tinyurl.com/y45476vn
==
I have never been in a Walmart. Seriously is there some minimum morbid obesity and low IQ score to get in one?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 04, 2020 01:27 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 04, 2020 01:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (85Gof)
2020 dude, the year of stoopid
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 04, 2020 01:28 PM (oAY8z)
As bad as Abbott has been, Polesmoker can't possibly be better.
Go home, Colorado's closed. Geez, the invasive Calis are bad enough.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 04, 2020 01:28 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: rd at August 04, 2020 01:25 PM (+0uDE)
Of Jenny Craig? Planet Fitness? What?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 04, 2020 01:29 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 04, 2020 01:29 PM (luzVb)
No the Belligerant one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:29 PM (85Gof)
"Smoke a banana... You would scrape the stuff off the middle You would smoke it.... You even thought you was getting ripped from it"
--Frank Zappa "The Blue Light"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 04, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Beirut Bob at August 04, 2020 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (ejsiI)
Yeah, so if you tally it by States, who controls more States?
Bet its Republicans.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2020 01:30 PM (NgKpN)
.........
They're piling up in the streets! How do people even get around?
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2020 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
Sure. If they ordered 50 years worth of Powder and Accelerant and packed them all into the basement...and Never once made so much as a single Roman Candle.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 01:31 PM (qe+jx)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2020 01:30 PM (NgKpN)
Trust your Republican betters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 04, 2020 01:31 PM (eTZoJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2z3gqb4
OMG
Posted by: Lizzy
Fuel - Air secondary?
could have been grain dust, coal dust, methane (nat gas/propane),or some other aerosol.
or alot of HE 10K+ lbs was triggered by first fire. Interesting 'pops' in first fire.
Posted by: Jean Parisot at August 04, 2020 01:31 PM (B7KlG)
Is that a joke or is he really that stupid?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2020 01:24 PM (85Gof)
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"NBA reporter" ought to be a clue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2020 01:32 PM (mht8P)
.......
IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2020 01:33 PM (v0R5T)
could have been grain dust, coal dust, methane (nat gas/propane),or some other aerosol.
Would have gone off well before then if it was. There was no lack of spark.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2020 01:33 PM (qe+jx)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Nanzi and the Dem-Cong will ignore that rule.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2020 01:33 PM (vIxqx)
Sports.
"Journalism"
Two of the dumbest things in modern society (neither needs to be, nor always was, but ....).
So, yeah. Why not?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2020 01:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Mossad at August 04, 2020 01:34 PM (+oK8W)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 04, 2020 01:34 PM (pB6Gt)
Posted by: Jean Parisot at August 04, 2020 01:35 PM (B7KlG)
"Contingent election" = election thrown into House.
States vote as delegations.
GOP (ha), Trump, "win". Haven't seen an analysis to determine whether Trump wins more states than he would through electoral college, but it's possible.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2020 01:36 PM (OTzUX)
could have been grain dust, coal dust, methane (nat gas/propane),or some other aerosol.
Would have gone off well before then if it was. There was no lack of spark.
Posted by: garrett
Yeah, you would have had to have a scenario where the gas settled low and the fire burned down to it. But, that's a pretty active primary fire tossing all kinds of sparky shit.
Posted by: Jean Parisot at August 04, 2020 01:38 PM (B7KlG)
Guess we'll see.
Or we won't.
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Yeah, but why now and both in the same week?
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