Burger King Commercial Pushes #Woke Agitprop Against... Um, Their Own Chief Product

The ad is about Burger King's minor efforts -- "It's a start," they say -- to reduce the methane in their millions of cows' farts and thus save the atmosphere.

Seems to me that if we want more than "a start," we should just make large-scale beef farming illegal, no?

If a #Woke corporation wants us to pass a law that will bankrupt them, who am I to say "No"?

Note that this law will only apply to Burger King, though.

I think we should start forcing multinational megacorporations to pay the costs of their virtue signaling.

But I'm sure the Chamber of Commerce-funded Conservative, Inc. corporate account mouth-hookers will insist they should be held harmless from their own Marxist agitations.

Posted by: Ace at 05:47 PM

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1 Screw Burger King.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 05:47 PM (ExV1e)

2 I did the thing with the others.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 05:48 PM (ExV1e)

3 Burger King sucks. Cookout is yummy

Posted by: Jmel at July 17, 2020 05:48 PM (bVhJi)

4 Arby's got the MEATS!!!!

Posted by: Orson at July 17, 2020 05:48 PM (W1nFL)

5 sidebar Leana Durham got me...

Posted by: Inogame at July 17, 2020 05:48 PM (+2xjH)

6 That kid is no Dwight Yoakam!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 05:49 PM (Fc5rx)

7 Peak MOO-pid.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 05:49 PM (COzlW)

8 Wow. Getting a little kid to sing a faux-folksy song about the evils of climate change and cattle farming.

Fuck them on the general premise. Adding in the fact that this a freaking hamburger company is just the retarded icing on the stupid cake.

Fuck 'em. Done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 05:49 PM (hYcqw)

9 Yeah, like soy boi has a whopper. False advertising. He has a mere macaroni, and no remotely al dente.

Posted by: henry at July 17, 2020 05:49 PM (J3Rfi)

10 Burger Queen.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:49 PM (HEEq1)

11 Is this ad real? It can't be real.

If it is, my guess is some conservative wrote it to see exactly how batshit crazy woke his bosses wanted to go.

Answer: full batshit woke.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 17, 2020 05:49 PM (ZCiJZ)

12 Damn! Another place I can't boycott because I don't go there. Bummer!

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2020 05:49 PM (7EjX1)

13 And by "Queen," I mean the flouncing homosexual kind, not the regal empress kind.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (HEEq1)

14 Won't eat there anymore.
I don't know what chemicals they are going to feed me and call it 'beef'.

Posted by: Kafiroon at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (tfWLB)

15 Burger King is not edible food, so it makes sense to shut down their operations. Especially as it will lower the resupply to BLM as well.

Posted by: trev006 at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (CFLNA)

16 The $12.99 Family Feed Bag is still a deal. Three whoppers, three cheese burgers, and three small fries.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (MwouV)

17 Culvers for fast food. Good burgers, nice people. Cheese curds!

BK= yuck. Wokeness makes it taste even worse.

Posted by: lizabth at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (L3Rsz)

18 didn't big tobacco pull.a similar stunt, figuring they could navigate regulations that would put small competitors out of biz

but BK is such a crappy chain - how are thry not bankrupt yet?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (TOyHQ)

19 You likey our meat Burger King man!

You Buy our beef.

-Chicoms

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

20 If you want to actually do something to reduce cow farts maybe you should, you know, eat more cows!

Duh!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (Fc5rx)

21 13, so the Whopper is now the Irish Inch?

Posted by: henry at July 17, 2020 05:50 PM (J3Rfi)

22 This is the most stupid year in my life.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (ONvIw)

23 I drive by a burger king to get to In-N-Out.

I've avoided BK for many years, however I do appreciate the reminders as to why from time to time. The last one was the pink tax IIRC.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (8B6Ng)

24 Is it correct to say that cows don't fart? And by "don't fart", I mean, "cannot fart".

They belch all to heck and gone, what with the cud-chewing and all. But no back-end gasses.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (UAMe5)

25 Talking about cow farts truly makes me want to eat a microwaved burger.

Good going, dipshits.

Posted by: Tupolev at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (EnkKX)

26 Ten bucks say Burger Queen will only sell vegan "burgers" starting in, say, 2022. Any takers?

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (HEEq1)

27 Boofer King

Posted by: Bret Kavanaugh at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (786Ro)

28 Off sock

Posted by: jsg at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (EnkKX)

29 Huh. So cows are the only animals that fart. Who knew?

Posted by: fly gal at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (8TdcF)

30
*points at eyes*
*points at you*

Posted by: The Burger King at July 17, 2020 05:52 PM (MwouV)

31 I go to Burger King once a year to remind myself why I don't go there. Looks like I can skip this year's trip.
Just curious as to how heat from the sun can pass through the methane to get TO the Earth, but is trapped once it gets through?

Posted by: Stacy0311 at July 17, 2020 05:52 PM (SqpTW)

32 I live next door to cows. And their emanations. Public transit smells worse. Then there are the aromas of the streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: henry at July 17, 2020 05:52 PM (J3Rfi)

33 ZH reporting that Cloudflare is having DNS problems. Apparently a lot of sites depend on that. Widespread internet outages underway.

Posted by: gp at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (qpX6U)

34 Get woke something something...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

35 Horses, on the other hand, can't belch, which is why equine colic can be deadly. Horses transported by sea can stay seasick for weeks afterward.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (UAMe5)

36 Buck Furger King.

Their commercials have always been creepy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (uJfLv)

37 Keto Diet people are next on the list, Ace. Watch your six.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (HEEq1)

38 Ten bucks say Burger Queen will only sell vegan "burgers" starting in, say, 2022. Any takers?

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:51 PM (HEEq1)
The Flopper.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (8B6Ng)

39 Went to Burger King once, maybe 15 years ago

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (6f16T)

40 If vegan was good they wouldn't have to make taste like meat.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (gmo/4)

41 Estimate 43% of readers will stop buying shit from BK.

Posted by: HumbleJerk at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (Zb+YI)

42 Yup, if you don't like cow meat, stop buying it and selling it.

Seems pretty simple to me.

Oh, but you see they just want to take MY Cow meat away?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (NgKpN)

43 This is a mass insanity taking hold. Now is the time to stay tough and stand fast. We all need a rock to hold on to and mine is my faith, although - I'm embarrassed to say this - I feel it tested at times.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (7k/uO)

44 For the love of God, people, don't click on the Lena Dunham link in the sidebar. Yuck!

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (iWCRg)

45 Its become obvious that while there's a finite supply of common sense, stupidity is limitless

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (48RE5)

46 I like to start my day with six Burger King Soy "Impossible Whoppers." After that I will drink a number of Soy Shakes throughout the day as I labor on Twitter.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (Pbc4c)

47 Posted by: gp at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (qpX6U)

is that what it was

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (TOyHQ)

48 too dumb to learn from getting sued by a vegan over the Impossible Burger that it is impossible to please these people

Posted by: x at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (nFwvY)

49 Church of the Global Warmists, a sect of the Leftist Religion

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (6f16T)

50 Damn! Another place I can't boycott because I don't go there. Bummer!

lol.. I know right? Dammit.

Their food has always sucked. I worked at BK many years ago as a part time job. It's why I can't eat their food to this day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

51 It'a as if some wokester in BK's marketing department took a look at Audi's disastrous "green police" Super Bowl ad from 10 years ago, and said "Hold my smoothie"

Posted by: Bret Kavanaugh at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (786Ro)

52 They just need to feed their cattle more soy. Lots and lots of soy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

53 Get woke go broke burger bitch

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (FZYNt)

54 I haven not eaten at any fast food restaurant since Covid started. I was always skeptical about cleanliness at these places and Covid sealed the deal for me.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (OB+8f)

55 13
And by "Queen," I mean the flouncing homosexual kind, not the regal empress kind.

Posted by: zombie

As long as you don't sully Freddie's memory.

Posted by: pep at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (v16oJ)

56 StoneToss does a cartoon,
CEO looks at 2 men Kissing For AD

CEO looks at the Ad Exc and Says Great will this help us sell Burgers

AD Exc looks confused and say Burgers? To the CEO

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 17, 2020 05:55 PM (dKiJG)

57 Chief product? Cultural appropriation!
#CancelBurgerKing!

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2020 05:55 PM (nQU//)

58 Yeah, nothing says "we're serious about the science" like a skinny white kid in a Porter Wagoner costume singing about cow farts.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 17, 2020 05:55 PM (qc+VF)

59 An Impossible Whopper is just an unbelievable lie.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 05:55 PM (Fc5rx)

60 52 They just need to feed their cattle more soy. Lots and lots of soy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Actually, about 70% of soybeans are ALREADY fed to cattle. That's the primary reason soy is grown. Not as human food. Seriously. Little-known bit of trivia.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:55 PM (HEEq1)

61 The Burger King is creepy AF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

62 The creepy Burger King still creeps me out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (MwouV)

63 Light a match.

Posted by: The Cow at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (786Ro)

64 Flatulent Bovine Lives Matter!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

65 The $12.99 Family Feed Bag is still a deal. Three whoppers, three cheese burgers, and three small fries.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

I'm amazed that you can eat all that what with dying from Chinese Lung Aids.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (59YkD)

66 Jinx!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (MwouV)

67 CEO Leland of Burger King makes an executive decision.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (gmo/4)

68 They just need to feed their cattle more soy. Lots and lots of soy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
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What amused me years ago was The Usual Suspects complaining that Central America was being deforested by people who wanted to sell beef to the US.

Then soy became trendy, and TUS complained about Central America being deforested by people who wanted to sell soy to the US.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 05:56 PM (UAMe5)

69 No es carne, es rata...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 05:57 PM (HmZuC)

70 Just had a Peach Hate Shake from Chick-Fil-A. I know they sold out, but it was tasty....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2020 05:57 PM (PiwSw)

71 This is code for "eat me last."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)

72 Reminds me of a lifetime ago when K.D Lang, a noted lesbo and Albertan, promoted a vegetarian agenda, and some company put up a billboard saying "Eat Beef not Pussy"

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2020 05:57 PM (FZYNt)

73 Trying to lift that would give me three hernias and a broken back.

Yeah, what a bust. Cheap Chinese Knockoff Flue. I have coughed twice in two weeks. Twice. Never got a fever. Seriously, I think if I quit with the palliatives I would feel normal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (MwouV)

74 I will indulge myself with the occasional fast food, but burger king is never my choice.
Full realization that I am a very fortunate man, married to a fantastic cook.
But White Castle, Popeyes, and Wendy's are my once a quarter cheats. Well, I only get away with White castle once or twice a year.

Posted by: Inogame at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (+2xjH)

75 I do miss peach hate shakes. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

76 "44 For the love of God, people, don't click on the Lena Dunham link in the sidebar."

OK, I did. Tattoos are a big turnoff.

Posted by: gp at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (qpX6U)

77 Burger King is crap anyway. They start fucking with Five Guys, however, and it's war.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (tRd71)

78 From wiki:

Soybeans

Livestock feed
One of the major uses of soybeans globally is as livestock feed, predominantly in the form of soybean meal. In the European Union, for example, though it does not make up most of the weight of livestock feed, soybean meal provides around 60% of the protein fed to livestock.[128] Spring grasses are rich in omega-3 fatty acids, whereas soy is predominantly omega-6. The soybean hulls, which mainly consist of the outer coats of the beans removed before oil extraction, can also be fed to livestock, as well as whole soybean seeds after processing."

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (HEEq1)

79 OK , never mind. go back to putting gays and mixed race couples in all ads. forget anyone ever brought it up

Posted by: x at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (nFwvY)

80 Kid coming out of a cows ass visual to start things off. Appropriate.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at July 17, 2020 05:59 PM (HQhXJ)

81 Actually, about 70% of soybeans are ALREADY fed to cattle.

Which is why, if you can afford it, eat grass-fed, grass-finished.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 05:59 PM (ExV1e)

82 All the plebs will eat Bill Gates lab grown food from T cells. Don't ask where he got the T cells.

The oligarchs will eat the finest beef ever reared.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, this time we're more repulsive at July 17, 2020 05:59 PM (BRkq2)

83 Finally found a commercial that didn't need a queer, a black, a hispanic, and an asian represented in the cast.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2020 05:59 PM (YA914)

84 Filthy restaurants, terrible food, and leftist ass kissers. Haven't eaten there in decades and never will again.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 05:59 PM (TdMsT)

85 Cookouts makes a good burger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

86 The kid walked out of a cow's ass. So this entire commercial is one big cow fart.

Posted by: jsg at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (EnkKX)

87 Someone better take a look at a cow's stomachs.

Lemon grass my ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (rMtbr)

88 82 All the plebs will eat Bill Gates lab grown food from T cells. Don't ask where he got the T cells.

The oligarchs will eat the finest beef ever reared.
Posted by: Gilded Age II,

Soylent King is COWS!

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (HEEq1)

89 I haven not eaten at any fast food restaurant since Covid started. I was always skeptical about cleanliness at these places and Covid sealed the deal for me.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2020

*
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Ditto . . . and in my area BKs and McDonalds, a BLM "protest" might break out any minute. Or maybe a gunfight, if there is any difference.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (rpbg1)

90 Lena Dunham - now THAT'S a serious source of bovine methane.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (HmZuC)

91 There used to be Burger Queen restaurants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (aKsyK)

92 Wendy-s and Wawa are the only 2 fastfoods I've bought up since WuFlu
CFA - hubby

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (TOyHQ)

93 "I like to start my day with six Burger King Soy "Impossible Whoppers." After that I will drink a number of Soy Shakes throughout the day as I labor on Twitter.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (Pbc4c)"

JG has written of his love for Culvers. Did you know that he took a cross-country road trip with his dog once? Yes, he did.

Posted by: gp at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (qpX6U)

94 HAHAHAHAH!

I'm getting Dominos delivered and their tracker just said (and I quote):

"Jonah is pulling up now."

Yes, bring me a pizza you worthless nepotist plagiarist asshole!

When the New Order takes shape, the Michigan Battalion of the Moron Brigade hereby lays claim to Goldberg as our designated Pizza Boy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

95 But I'm sure the Chamber of Commerce-funded Conservative, Inc. corporate account mouth-hookers will insist they should be held harmless from their own Marxist agitations.

I saw the Mouth-Hookers open for the Flaming Lips at a New Orleans bordello in '99

Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2020 06:01 PM (786Ro)

96 They're trying to sell their "Impossible burger" hardcore.

The only "impossible" part of about that abortion of a burger is the impossibility of eating it without getting the shits afterwards.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 17, 2020 06:01 PM (9V81o)

97 Similarly, in England, they make the tobacco companies pay for anti-cigarette ads. But that's by government mandate. Except Burger King is doing this VOLUNTARILY.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 06:02 PM (HEEq1)

98 It's hard for me to say I'd boycott Burger King mostly because I haven't bought anything from Burger King in...15? Twenty years?

How would farting have any kind of affect on global warmening? I mean doesn't almost every living thing fart? So fucking what if we reduce cow farts?

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2020 06:02 PM (A78+B)

99 The last time Burger King was good was 1994. The 4 times I've eaten there since, I got either food poisoning or explosive diarrhea for a few days. I have zero clue how that place has survived so far in the 21st Century.

Posted by: Yes at July 17, 2020 06:02 PM (MT7f0)

100 How much 'greenhouse gas' is expended farming/processing the soybeans for their burgers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

101 The only "impossible" part of about that abortion of a burger is the impossibility of eating it without getting the shits afterwards.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 17, 2020 06:01 PM (9V81o)
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A burger that comes with a warning about "anal leakage".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (UAMe5)

102 I'm getting Dominos delivered and their tracker just said (and I quote):

"Jonah is pulling up now."

Yes, bring me a pizza you worthless nepotist plagiarist asshole!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

And the Paolo is pulling out now. His work is done.

Posted by: The Paolo - he delivers at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (786Ro)

103 something something Cloudflare DNS Resolver had a problem earlier
on the bright side Politico was among the sites hit

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (TOyHQ)

104 Arriba Estados Unidos!

Posted by: Zombie Francisco Franco at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (cfSRQ)

105 Just make a decent veggie burger, and say "hey, we made a veggie burger!" And let me buy your veggie burger.

Why you gotta even be a cocknozzle about it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (9XlWD)

106 I stopped going to Burger King when it hit me that every BK I ever entered was dirty and not well-kept.

And then I noticed that the other Yum! Brand places like KFC and Taco Bell had the same crappy feel.

They don't manage their franchisees very well.

Posted by: Short Shorts at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (O6DoG)

107 Wendy's is my first usual choice for fast food, been to them twice since the apocalypse.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (6f16T)

108
Over the last few years, the half dozen or so Burger Kings around my abode have gone out of business.

They were pretty much all dirty, run down, and their workers had terrible attitudes - even for fast food workers.

But most of all, their burgers were not fresh off the flame grill, like they used to be and tasted good. Their burgers taste terrible when they sit in a hot tray after being cooked.

Oh, wait, I remember that there is still one open about 8 miles away. I do try to be accurate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (sy5kK)

109 There used to be Burger Queen restaurants.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020

*
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I remember Dairy Queen and Burger Chef (which I used to call "Burger Death"), but never a Burger Queen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (rpbg1)

110 How would farting have any kind of affect on global warmening? I mean doesn't almost every living thing fart? So fucking what if we reduce cow farts?
Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2020 06:02 PM (A78+B)
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The biggest single contributor to biologic methane is termites.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (UAMe5)

111 Which is why, if you can afford it, eat grass-fed, grass-finished.

Only $4.69/lb at Walmart. I can afford that. For some reason, 80/20 goes begging at my store and I often get it at half price.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (KfC1e)

112 Late 80's and early 90's Whoppers, Double Whoppers, and jr. Whoppers were great for GAINZZZ when playing sports.

Posted by: Yes at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (MT7f0)

113 Now I want a whopper.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (MwouV)

114 Culver's FTW

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (FhXTo)

115 Where's the beef?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

116 Call me crazy but selling food by advertising the unsavoury fluids and fumes of the animals they're made from is a less than optimal approach.

If they see success with this advertisement their future marketing will feature literal bullshit.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (GTSxW)

117 I just sorta start with the assumption that any kid in "show business," especially those with no apparent talent, are there because executives and directors want to have sex with them.

This kid has a future in Hollywood.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (hku12)

118 EAT MOAR BEANS

Posted by: The Cow at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (786Ro)

119 Why you gotta even be a cocknozzle about it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 06:03 PM (9XlWD)

There is literally no upside to eating a veggie burger unless you can tell people about it and thus demonstrate what a kind and caring person you are.

Duh.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (9V81o)

120 BK has always been a portal to Hell.
Ran into a lot of weirdos in there when I lived in Denver. Some funny, some just odd.
RE: the Impossible Burger. It's loaded with estrogen and, since it's essentially a chemistry experiment, getting the long molecule wrong gives you some serious chances at cancer.
Also, since GMO is the sin of last decade, how is it that the same anti GMO cretins are not demanding this stuff be eliminated?

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (d9Irc)

121 I loved BK back before they started overcooking their burgers to the point they became slabs of shoe leather.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (HmZuC)

122 Whataburger will overthrow the Burger King!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (SchxB)

123 Every BK I have ever been in the last 5 years or so are filthy shit holes. I stopped going to them because they are disgusting filthy shit holes. Maybe stop worrying less about virtue signaling and learn how to use a fucking mop and some cleaning products.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (RqRG6)

124 99
The last time Burger King was good was 1994. The 4 times I've eaten
there since, I got either food poisoning or explosive diarrhea for a few
days. I have zero clue how that place has survived so far in the 21st
Century.

Posted by: Yes at July 17, 2020 06:02 PM (MT7f0)

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Burger King went to hell when they got rid of the Steak Sandwich in 1979.

It was awesome, meat topped with onion rings.

Been all downhill ever sense.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

125 PETA is still not happy. You will never be woke enough for the Left.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (wiXsO)

126 Call me crazy but selling food by advertising the unsavoury fluids and fumes of the animals they're made from is a less than optimal approach.

If they see success with this advertisement their future marketing will feature literal bullshit.
Posted by: Minuteman at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (GTSxW)

Contempt for the buyers. Brought to you by the same people who try to sell razors by telling men how icky they all are.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 06:06 PM (hku12)

127 When the New Order takes shape, the Michigan Battalion of the Moron Brigade hereby lays claim to Goldberg as our designated Pizza Boy.

So you only want the crusts delivered?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 06:06 PM (ExV1e)

128 113 Now I want a whopper.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (MwouV)

Check out my link in the sidebar

Posted by: Lena D, ready for you at July 17, 2020 06:06 PM (EnkKX)

129 Does BK still have The Whaler? That was a good fast food fish sandwich.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:06 PM (MwouV)

130 Portillo's has a criminally underrated burger.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:06 PM (HmZuC)

131 I actually found a clean one in Florida. They were amazed someone my size could eat two Quad Stackers. What can I say, I like meat.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 06:06 PM (KfC1e)

132 Why you gotta even be a cocknozzle about it?

Cocknozzling is how things are done now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 06:06 PM (oVJmc)

133 Meh.

Or actually, feh.

Can't even remember the last time I ate at Buggery King, so boycotting them is right out.

The good news is: Beer O'Clock !

*shot of cheap whiskey in hand; please take my standard toast as read*

Confusion to our enemies ! and Victory !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (0IMgo)

134 Take an airboat ride in the swamps of Louisiana if you want to see a big source of methane.

Posted by: DanMan at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (tDArh)

135 Achy Breaky Fart

Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (786Ro)

136 Corporate Wokeness

Seems like it may be somewhat due to expansion of social marketing groups, and HR departments at companies. These people have to justify their existence, expand their domain at the company.

Back in the day, HR department used to be, *can you give me your social security number?* Ok, see you...maybe, when you leave the company.

Social marketing did not really exist, I guess, in a way, it was called customer service, and people answered phone calls from customers. Those were the days.

Posted by: MikeM at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (9Amlu)

137 The Flopper.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (8B6Ng)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (oDRcK)

138 anyone REMEMBER the WHALER? comes from the same place fish use as a toilet.

Posted by: SpurgerKing Plover at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (nFwvY)

139 The biggest single contributor to biologic methane is termites.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (UAMe5)

There's an absolutely savage Louis Farrakhan joke here that could potentially and inadvertently get me banned.

But trust me when I say it's savagely funny. Funniest thing you'll never hear. Or read.

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (A78+B)

140 And then I noticed that the other Yum! Brand places like KFC and Taco Bell had the same crappy feel.

They don't manage their franchisees very well.
BK isn't Yum!, it's Restaurant Brands International (along with Tim Hortons and Popeyes).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (6XLoz)

141 Went to Burger King once, maybe 15 years ago

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (6f16T)
It's possible my total times there in the past 40 years is under 2 dozen. Every time I can recall was a horrible experience, with a chemical aftertaste.

The last time I ate there was during a long drive, it was directly off of I-5 and I had to go to the bathroom really, really bad. I wrapped up the half eaten horror while on the road and rolled up the bag super-tight because the burger stench was making me sick.

Then I burped the poison "flame broiled" fumes (have they looked into that?) for the next 3 hours. I'd like to know what sort of methane comes off of people that ate there, or the diarrhea they get afterwards.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (8B6Ng)

142 And then I noticed that the other Yum! Brand places like KFC and Taco Bell had the same crappy feel.

They don't manage their franchisees very well.
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 17, 2020

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The closest KFC to me is located right next door to a daiquiri-to-go shop where the customers sit on (not in, but on) their blinged-out cars in the parking lot while they consume their drinks. Tells you all you need to know about my neighborhood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (rpbg1)

143 Take an airboat ride in the swamps of Louisiana if you want to see a big source of methane.

It was the dog.

Posted by: Amos Moses at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (MwouV)

144 77 Burger King is crap anyway. They start fucking with Five Guys, however, and it's war.
Posted by: UGAdawg at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (tRd71)

Five Guys is top notch, and when you begin to take the paleo or keto pill, and cook your own burgers 4 or more times a week, 5 Guys becomes ancient history.

Posted by: Yes at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (MT7f0)

145 Ditto . . . and in my area BKs and McDonalds, a BLM "protest" might break out any minute. Or maybe a gunfight, if there is any difference.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM

Culvers is very clean, at least the ones by me. Culvers rocks for FF! And they are very into giving back to the local community.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (RqRG6)

146 Is Steak and Shake still good? Haven't been to one in a while.

Can't wait to be able to be back in the kitchen again. I make a really good cast iron cooked burger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

147 Horse shit baking in the sun > Burger King "food"

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (Z+IKu)

148 Isn't "King" misogynistic. What about the Queens?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (wiXsO)

149 I said this in a thread last night- using kids in this commercial is pure youth indoctrination. That's how they end up being shrieking harpies by the time they get to college. They're all true believers!!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (qe5CM)

150 BK sucks. Plus that Humpty guy made a real mess in the bathroom.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (HmZuC)

151 If they want to help the environment they should learn to cook faster so I don't idle for 15 minutes waiting for my order.

Posted by: Pliney at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (nzKWW)

152 Estrogen. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Pat, Burger King spokesxher at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (oVJmc)

153 Fucking retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

154 Soylent King is COWS!
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 06:00 PM (HEEq1)

For the moment.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, this time we're more repulsive at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (BRkq2)

155 If BK really wants to reduce CO2 emissions, may I suggest seppuku?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (KGjq+)

156 The Flopper.

Estrogen, The Other Male Hormone.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (KfC1e)

157 HEB has grass fed 85/15 beef and makes a decent burger. No good fast food burgers anywhere.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (WX+x0)

158 Does BK still have The Whaler? That was a good fast food fish sandwich.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020

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I used to eat those all the time in college.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (rpbg1)

159 Besides I find Kings creepy like some find clowns that way.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (6f16T)

160 "114 Culver's FTW

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2020 06:04 PM (FhXTo) "

This guy gets it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (0IMgo)

161 New York Post@nypost
De Blasio 'very unhappy' alleged NYPD chief puncher was released without bail

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If we could only find the bastard responsible!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

162 Now I want a fish sandwich.

I must just be hungry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (MwouV)

163 155 If BK really wants to reduce CO2 emissions, may I suggest seppuku?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Seppuku blades are great for slicing meat. Especially Long Pig. Mmm-mmmm.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 06:10 PM (HEEq1)

164
I remember Dairy Queen and Burger Chef (which I used to call "Burger Death"), but never a Burger Queen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druther's

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 06:10 PM (aKsyK)

165 It's a damn shame these marketing agencies don't get to feel any of this blm/antifa facist destruction. That needs to change.

Posted by: Resist we much at July 17, 2020 06:10 PM (BkYvb)

166 If Burger Whop is so concerned about methane, then just shut the fuck down.

Piss on these people, I'm tired of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2020 06:10 PM (ufFY8)

167 Jack In The Box > other fast food chains > Burger King

Posted by: Hands at July 17, 2020 06:10 PM (786Ro)

168 Soylent King is COWS!

Ummm... no, it's not. I found it at our local grocery story:

https://soylent.com/

/not sure if they're aware of the history of their product name

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 17, 2020 06:10 PM (ZCiJZ)

169 150 BK sucks. Plus that Humpty guy made a real mess in the bathroom.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (HmZuC)

Nose like a pickle? Likes his oatmeal lumpy? That guy?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

170 KFC used to be known for being clean. Not anymore. BK is worse. They are both disgusting filthy places.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (RqRG6)

171 Cardboard King

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (EgshT)

172 LOL, the Office of Special Counsel has released new "guidelines" for Federal Employees, as of 2 days ago.
The will be allowed to wear Black Lives Matter apparel, armbands, lapel pins, etc. while on the job.
They will not be allowed to participate in marches while on the clock.
Glad they got that cleared up.

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (w7KSn)

173 steak n shake hasn't been good in years. most are closed or closing round these parts .

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (bQ/08)

174 I guess I'm an outlier in the sense that if I'm to decide between McD's and BK I'll pick BK. At least their sandwiches aren't as dry as the Sahara and have some decent taste to them other than pickles and ketchup.

Wendy's is decent enough I suppose as well.

Five Guys is really great but damn you gotta eat the whole damn burger without putting it down because if you do, you'll never be able to pick it up again in one piece.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (9V81o)

175 Can we just go ahead and start nuking from orbit yet?

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (8w72p)

176 162 Now I want a fish sandwich.

I must just be hungry.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:09 PM (MwouV)

An 8 ounce piece of blackened Florida grouper with remoulade. Oh yeah...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

177 We don't care what you think.

As long as the children think it's cool. "That's all we ask."

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with comprehensive surveillance and subcutaneous chips! at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (BRkq2)

178 Homemade Jalape�o Pimento Cheese Grass Fed 1lb burger for my one meal a day. Never gets old after 4 years. About to whip one up right now btw.

Posted by: Yes at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (MT7f0)

179
Jack's Hamburgers for 15 cents
are so good...good...good,
you'll go back, back, back
to Jack's, Jack's, Jack's
for more...more...more.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (MwouV)

180 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEIR SHIT TASTES LIKE COW FARTS RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Not Ben Roethlisberger at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (sWM8x)

181 The real problem is the.white cow farts.

Posted by: Nick Cannon, Celebrity Biologist at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)

182 White Castle baby!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (RqRG6)

183 Elsie the Cow is being held in an abandoned warehouse outside the city.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2020 06:12 PM (FTlwv)

184 Steak n Shake was in pretty bad straits even before COVID.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:13 PM (HmZuC)

185 Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffftt.

Posted by: The Cow at July 17, 2020 06:13 PM (DMUuz)

186 184 Steak n Shake was in pretty bad straits even before COVID.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:13 PM (HmZuC)

Never should've taken the lime freeze off the menu. That was the beginning of the end.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

187 Estrogen. It's what's for dinner.

--

Feed this to your sons. Tranny in a burger!

I've seen a minor explosion in the grocery stores for similar "Impossible" meat. Ie., fake meat. Frankenmeat. I'd never eat that crap.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (O+I8R)

188 The Fart of the Deal.

Posted by: Lena D, ready for you at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (EnkKX)

189 I'm more than content to make my burgers at home. No restaurant or fast food place is going to put smoked Havarti on a burger.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (rMtbr)

190 I bought a quarter side of beef back in March. Literally just before the Kung Flu went down. 280 Lbs. Mostly ground beef... 95% lean. A bunch of T-bones, Ribeyes, roasts and other steaks too. Cost me about $600.

Winning. So BK go fuck an otter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (3H9h1)

191 Speaking of gross edibles my local liquor store is trumpeting their shipment of Busch Apple beer.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (3uYRF)

192 Best Burger chain in my opinion (I don't know about the ones which have sprung up in the past ten years except for Mooyah) was Wendys when it had its free fixins bar. Much better than BK.

And all these corporate heads are leftists. When somebody actually isn't such as the Goya Guy it's a surprise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (oDRcK)

193 Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (w7KSn)

______

Sounds like they've got more separation from politics than the National Guard.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (8w72p)

194 Elsie the Cow is being held in an abandoned warehouse outside the city.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 17, 2020

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Anonymous sources say Elmer is a cow of interest in the case.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (rpbg1)

195 150 BK sucks. Plus that Humpty guy made a real mess in the bathroom.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:08 PM (HmZuC)
Nose like a pickle? Likes his oatmeal lumpy? That guy?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

Yup........that's him..

"cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid......."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (Z+IKu)

196 You know, the cows on Saturn's moon Titan totally wrecked it. It even has methane lakes! O.M.G.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (AiZBA)

197 I can't figure out why these cows smell just like Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Joe Biden in a Niagara Falls costume at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (x1c7r)

198 I've seen a minor explosion in the grocery stores for similar "Impossible" meat. Ie., fake meat. Frankenmeat. I'd never eat that crap.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2020 06:14 PM (O+I8R)
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Back during the March Madness, my store was almost completely out of meat.

The vegan faux-meat was untouched.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (UAMe5)

199 can we talk about titties now ?

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (bQ/08)

200 There's a new one at the grocery store called Incogmeato.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (COzlW)

201 Nothing says 'Woke' quite like a burger company running TV ads that explicitly refer to 'Cow farts'.

Yessir, I'm just gonna run there and buy me some burgers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (9Fwwf)

202 A year or so ago, I was at lunch with a co-worker who is not vegetarian but doesn't eat red meat. He ordered the (at the time new) Impossible burger and I ordered the regular one. They brought us our trays and he digs in and is raving "Wow, this is really good. You really can't tell it's not beef." I take one bite of the shreaded cardboard and realized what happened. To this day, I haven't told him.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (qc+VF)

203 Now I want Carl's Jr.

I eat BK breakfast because I like their hash browns. I can live without them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 17, 2020 06:16 PM (pW8/l)

204
Successful franchises get bought up by soulless conglomerates, whose only interest is cutting costs to maximize shareholder value. Distinctive features disappear, quality plummets and on to bankruptcy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:16 PM (mht8P)

205 can we talk about titties now ?
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (bQ/0

What udder nonsense.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 06:16 PM (hku12)

206 Well, you Mars used to have an atmosphere, then they opened the BK...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:16 PM (HmZuC)

207 can we talk about titties now ?
Posted by: angsterdamn

Did you hear about the cow that quit giving???

Udder failure.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)

208 https://soylent.com/

/not sure if they're aware of the history of their product name

This is a little disturbing. It's impossible not to know that "Soylent green is people!" It would be like opening the "Jeffrey Dahmer Cafe" somewhere or selling "Jonestown Punch".

They have a 'mint chocolate' drink which is green, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM (B2mhs)

209 Kurt would be here now trolling nonsense were he not busy downing an Impossible Burger.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM (O+I8R)

210 Successful franchises get bought up by soulless conglomerates, whose only interest is cutting costs to maximize shareholder value. Distinctive features disappear, quality plummets and on to bankruptcy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:16 PM (mht8P)

Text book case: Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM (AiZBA)

211 There was a hole-in-the-wall place down the street from my high school called Big O's Burger's that made some of the best burgers, onion rings and fries I've ever had. It always made me sick to some degree ranging from violently to mildly.

I couldn't stop going. Not all the time but a few times a month when I had the change and my body had time to recoup. I had to prepare myself though. An empty stomach wouldn't work so something from the snack machine about half an hour before and I had to wash it all down with lots of beverage. But before the cramps set in and the explosive diarrhea it was so very good.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM (l6b3d)

212 Interesting. I was just watching a "Mysteries of the Deep" episode where they talk about methane under water in the Bermuda Triangle. And speculated that is what has caused so many accidents for boats and planes in the area over the years.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM (Do5/p)

213 If you're going to remove my bikini picture from the sidebar, would you at least replace it with a picture of Rosa DeLauro in a bikini?

Posted by: Lena Dunham, Walking Around Naked at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM (9vQJW)

214 >>>Five Guys is really great but damn you gotta eat the whole damn burger without putting it down because if you do, you'll never be able to pick it up again in one piece.

i have never, ever understood the fuss over five guys.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

215 can we talk about titties now ?
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM

Udderlikely with this crowd.

Posted by: "Lefty" & "Scamp" at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (DMUuz)

216 tell me a story 'bout free milk and a cow

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (FZYNt)

217 "This is Colonel Sanders here to let you know that our chickens have 20 percent less white stuff in our chicken's chicken shit. Knowing that about the white stuff in chicken shit should turn your appetite level off the chart!"

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (9anxQ)

218 The best way to solve this problem is for American meat producers to boycott selling meat to Burger King.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (cfkTP)

219 Fast food like BK and McD's used to be inexpensive. Now even Chik-Fil-A takes a big bite out of your wallet, and I've heard that with Five Guys and The Shake Shack (? is that the name?), you practically have to take out a small loan to eat there.

IHOP too, and in my neighborhood IHOP is not much above BK except in the height of their prices.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (rpbg1)

220 You never had a tit in your hand English?

Never one this big.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

221 A year or so ago, I was at lunch with a co-worker who is not vegetarian but doesn't eat red meat. He ordered the (at the time new) Impossible burger and I ordered the regular one. They brought us our trays and he digs in and is raving "Wow, this is really good. You really can't tell it's not beef." I take one bite of the shreaded cardboard and realized what happened. To this day, I haven't told him.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM (qc+VF)

You ate the damn thing?

Bleech!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (hku12)

222 Family owned corp. in my town is franchisee of 37 BK's. Their properties are typically very clean and have well-trained staff. I doubt they're happy with ad.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (779bd)

223 The way you stop a cow's methane emissions is by grilling it.

Thanks for all that you do, Burger King!

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (B2mhs)

224 at a supermarket some months ago
regular ground beef like 4 dollars a pound
Beyond Meat 12 dollars a pound.

did you ever see the South Park episode where Cartman introduces his girlfriend to Beyond KFC?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (4a9Vv)

225 Let the cows eat and fart.
Put up millions of those damn Wind power POS's.
Kill all the birds.
Grind birds up. Half goes into cow food. Half into the BK birdwich.
Win win win.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (axyOa)

226 can we talk about titties now ?
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:15 PM

Go ahead; It's well into the thread, You're possibly a boob and It's rather a lighter thread than the desecration of churches.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (oDRcK)

227 214 >>>Five Guys is really great but damn you gotta eat the whole damn burger without putting it down because if you do, you'll never be able to pick it up again in one piece.

i have never, ever understood the fuss over five guys.
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2020 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

Highly overrated and overpriced. BurgerFi is much better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (NWiLs)

228 Kurt would be here now trolling nonsense were he not busy downing an Impossible Burger.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM

And a smelly cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (RqRG6)

229 This is a mass insanity taking hold. Now is the time to stay tough and stand fast. We all need a rock to hold on to and mine is my faith, although - I'm embarrassed to say this - I feel it tested at times.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (7k/uO)

This was the phase that followed up the brainwashing of the COVID op. They were paving the way to program people. This is the programming.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (uEbPt)

230
Text book case: Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 17, 2020 06:17 PM (AiZBA)

Also: Joe's Crab Shack

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (mht8P)

231 With the Impossible Burger, BK's cows are out standing in their field.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (DMUuz)

232 202 Bob that is hilarious

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (6f16T)

233 Nobody has mentioned Checkers.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (COzlW)

234 Here's a most wonderful thing someone sent me.

https://www.unwoke.hr/

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (A78+B)

235 >>>To this day, I haven't told him.

You're a better man than me, Gunga Din.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (HmZuC)

236 Mentioned this yesterday, but you'll only see this BK ad online. They do it every time. Some woke promotion to earn uptwinkles from the Twitter ghouls. They won't broadcast it on TV and risk chasing away the normies and their burger dollars.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (uhPTO)

237 233 Nobody has mentioned Checkers.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey

KING ME!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2020 06:20 PM (FZYNt)

238 i have never, ever understood the fuss over five guys.

It's the enormous fries! The small fry is more than one can eat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:20 PM (MwouV)

239 Bowling ally burger and fries >> Five Guys.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

240 229 This is a mass insanity taking hold. Now is the time to stay tough and stand fast. We all need a rock to hold on to and mine is my faith, although - I'm embarrassed to say this - I feel it tested at times.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (7k/uO)

Mine is being a stubborn asshole. I suppose that's a type of faith.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

241 Clarabelle and Ferdinand are on the run, but the walls are closing in. The Laughing Cow isn't laughing now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:20 PM (9Fwwf)

242 https://soylent.com/

/not sure if they're aware of the history of their product name

This is a little disturbing. It's impossible not to know that "Soylent green is people!" It would be like opening the "Jeffrey Dahmer Cafe" somewhere or selling "Jonestown Punch".

They have a 'mint chocolate' drink which is green, too.
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020

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I think in the original novel, Make Room! Make Room! by Harry Harrison, the "soylent" is explained to the masses as a combination of soybeans and lentils, thus the name. Maybe some marketing genius who has never read anything published before Harry Potter came up with this on his own . . .?

Nah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (rpbg1)

243
Not enormously impressed with Five Guys.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (mht8P)

244 i have never, ever understood the fuss over five guys.
Posted by: ace

honestly it's just a warm up for the main event

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (FZYNt)

245 Burgerville is good, but it's regional to the PNW.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (UAMe5)

246 The best way to solve this problem is for American meat producers to boycott selling meat to Burger King.

"Just start your own worldwide burger chain!"

Producers can't boycott, but Burger King is going to boycott itself, anyways.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (B2mhs)

247 Around here, Jake's Wayback Burgers are the way to go.

They rock. Cooked in the open. And they'll pile on as many patties as you want.

Posted by: Lena D, ready for you at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (EnkKX)

248 Fuck Burger King and their creepy pedo commercial character. Have not eaten at one this century.

Now boobies! (.Y.)

Posted by: PDT at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (LEMQm)

249 233 Nobody has mentioned Checkers.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (COzlW)

Because they suck. Public school lunchroom burgers at best.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

250 Someone step on a duck?

Posted by: Burger Cow at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (EgshT)

251 re 209: I believe Kurt is more into Beyond Schlong these days

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (4a9Vv)

252 236 Mentioned this yesterday, but you'll only see this BK ad online.
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That's how they did their early pro-homo stuff too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (sWM8x)

253 wth ?

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (bQ/08)

254 Nobody has mentioned Checkers.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:19 PM (COzlW)

Oh, Checkers. When they first came out they were very good.

Now, pure crapola. Just the people you see working there is enough to get your stink hole winking.

Sad.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (Z+IKu)

255 Off, fatass sock.

Posted by: jsg at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (EnkKX)

256 Five Guys is top notch, and when you begin to take
the paleo or keto pill, and cook your own burgers 4 or more times a
week, 5 Guys becomes ancient history.

Posted by: Yes at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM (MT7f0)
Five Guys is sort of a next rung up kind of place. Better than In-N-Out, but also pricier. I prefer Mooyah (not sure how big of a chain it is), and Much prefer Habit Burger Grill - which tastes like something I'd make. What makes Habit Burger special is it's almost as inexpensive as In-N-Out. Their fries are excellent, they put grilled onions on the burger, and the meat is tasty. They also have things like chicken clubs or patty melts. Sadly, that's the furthest of all. But, a burger combo is under $9.

Again, regional. I'd love to try a Whataburger someday.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (8B6Ng)

257 Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2020 05:53 PM (7k/uO)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (oDRcK)

258 All cow images must be removed from packaging!

Posted by: Bovine Lives Matter at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (9Fwwf)

259 I just love how the world is in flames over COVID and BLM, and Burger King produces a multimillion-dollar ad blitz to address... cow farts.

Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2020 06:22 PM (gS3OW)

260 Nobody has mentioned Checkers.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020

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No matter what anyone says, we're not giving the dog back!

Posted by: Dick Nixon at July 17, 2020 06:22 PM (rpbg1)

261 Why do my burger farts smell like lemongrass?

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2020 06:22 PM (hjGIg)

262
Soy products tend to give people gas. You can pay to have a cow make the methane, or pay to do it yourself. As others have pointed out, 1. natural sources beyond our control dwarf cow methane, 2. methane is not warming the planet significantly anyway.

Every crack-brained urgent danger the Left comes up can only be solved by giving up prosperity, freedom, fairness, cheap energy, and high quality food, basically anything good we have going for us. It's an op, it's meant to weaken us, it's war.

But anyway, Burger King resembles a high functioning alcoholic with a bad temper and dirty house, that finally fell over the edge and is off to skid row.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 17, 2020 06:22 PM (iZJLA)

263 Lemon grass isn't even a proper food. It's a seasoning.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2020 06:22 PM (H3MF8)

264 Five Guys has good hot dogs.
Free peanuts too.

Posted by: PDT at July 17, 2020 06:22 PM (LEMQm)

265 Mine is being a stubborn asshole. I suppose that's a type of faith.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2020 06:22 PM (w2JYY)

266 Even Sonic is better than Checkers/Ralleys

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (MwouV)

267 BK needs to also address the white patriarchy king ... Cm'on get with it BK.

Posted by: Pliney at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (nzKWW)

268 This really makes me want to fire up my CO2-spewing gas grill, throw some juicy burgers on, and tell Burger King to wither and die.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (ViC0A)

269 If they are going with the "Any PR is good PR" gambit, wouldn't they be better off releasing a King sex tape.

It worked for the Kardashians.

Keep it topical and have the King wearing a paper face mask while getting rogered by a 'BLM' nurse with a strap on.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (1g7ch)

270 Burgerville is good, but it's regional to the PNW.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B.

I remember when it was the home of the 19 cent Gut Bomb.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (axyOa)

271 Mentioned this yesterday, but you'll only see this BK ad online. They do it every time. Some woke promotion to earn uptwinkles from the Twitter ghouls. They won't broadcast it on TV and risk chasing away the normies and their burger dollars.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger
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The one bout cow farts? I saw it last night on AMC movie channel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (9Fwwf)

272 266 Even Sonic is better than Checkers/Ralleys
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (MwouV)

And Sonic is.....unimpressive.

Posted by: jsg at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (EnkKX)

273 Wow, that "commercial" is really something. What, exactly, I'm not sure.

But it sure adds another meaning to the term "programming." And by "programming" I mean planting propaganda straight into the brains of the weak.

There is no climate problem of any sort. It's impossible for mankind to effect any type of long-term change to the atmosphere. Physically impossible.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (HaL55)

274 First they come after your burger.
Then they come after your bacon.

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (A+87M)

275 In-N-Out is pretty good.

Posted by: PDT at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM (LEMQm)

276 Only White Supremists eat at White Castle

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM (bQ/08)

277 What makes Habit Burger special is it's almost as inexpensive as In-N-Out. Their fries are excellent, they put grilled onions on the burger

In-N-Out will do grilled onions on request. Animal Style, from the 'secret' menu, includes them.

One can also get Animal Style fries.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM (DMUuz)

278 One thing I like about Arby's is they always have new stuff. The ones I've been in are pretty clean and the staff doesn't look like they just got out of jail. For FF I'd rate them and Culvers at the top.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM (RqRG6)

279 275 In-N-Out is pretty good.
Posted by: PDT

and repeat

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM (FZYNt)

280 One can't help but notice that they aren't simply calculating the cradle to grave costs associated with operating a single restaurant, including all building, traffic and HVAC/water costs, and shutting down the appropriate number.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM (ENelr)

281 When hamburgers are outlawed, only outlaws will eat hamburgers.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

282 145

Culvers is very clean, at least the ones by me. Culvers rocks for FF! And they are very into giving back to the local community.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:07 PM

Discovered Culver's here in SE Michigan a few years back. After they opened one in my neighborhood.

Good burgers and nice options for sides. And of course great frozen yogurt.

Not sure if they do this at all locations, but at the one here, they have everyone pull up through the drive-thru line and wait to have their food brought out. Because they supposedly are making the burgers fresh when you order. They are definitely hot when they come out and taste good.

And washing everything down with a cool Concrete Mixer afterward is definitely a winner.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (Do5/p)

283
Abundant methane production is for the elite, not little people.

Posted by: Hillary at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (iZJLA)

284 remember in the Bible how three Divine Beings paid Abraham a visit and he served them Tofu and brown rice?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (4a9Vv)

285
The Burger King near me seems to attract nothing but losers and weirdos.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (t6XCL)

286 First they come after your burger.
Then they come after your bacon.
Posted by: Case at July 17, 2020

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That's a relief!

Posted by: Maxwell the GEICO Pig at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (rpbg1)

287 The Burger King 'King' is hands-down the creepiest TV ad personality I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (9Fwwf)

288 The Burger King near me seems to attract nothing but losers and weirdos.
Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020

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And that's the staff!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (rpbg1)

289 In-N-Out is pretty good.
Posted by: PDT
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Those are good burgers, Dude.

Posted by: Donny Kerabatsos at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM (UAMe5)

290 ya know, the future that Frank Miller envisioned in his Give Me Liberty graphic novel looks more normal by the day.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (k/MuV)

291 Burger King could relocate all their operations to a country with a compatible philosophy - India.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (1g7ch)

292
I actually like BK breakfast croissants and hash browns. But far too many BK franchises are dirty and the food comes out cold. Bad coffee, too: battery acid and asphalt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (mht8P)

293 The BK nearest me is a complete shit hole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (w2JYY)

294 Hey, wait!

That's the same kid who hammered the TV!

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with comprehensive surveillance and subcutaneous chips! at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (BRkq2)

295 can we talk about titties now ?
Posted by: angsterdamn

Well. Mrs D still has that damn Hallmark Christmas stuff on. This on has Kelly Pickler.
Wowza!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (axyOa)

296 Last time I went to a Burger King was almost 40 years ago. It was terrible. There are no Burger Kings in our city or surrounding area.

Damn another corporation I can't boycott. I detest their virtue signalling commercials.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (pw+jk)

297 remember in the Bible how three Divine Beings paid Abraham a visit and he served them Tofu and brown rice?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach
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The Prodigal Son was fed vegiburgers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (vOGqy)

298 there's a small organic burger chain called Elevation burger that's pretty good
not cheap though
good ingredients
clean place

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (TOyHQ)

299 Pro Tip:

Get the bumper sticker that says

In-N-Out
Burger

Cut the B and the r off of the lower line. Place it on your car.

All the cool kids in SoCal do that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (DMUuz)

300 I've been buycotting booger king since 1980 when my hs girlfriend (who worked for bk at the time) dumped me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (VcFUs)

301 and no matter how far the idiots go to ban beef, Obama won't be eating salads.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (4a9Vv)

302 OK, Mad Cow joke

Cow 1: "Aren't you afraid about this Kreutzfeld-Jakob Mad Cow disease?"

Cow 2: "Why should I be, I'm a helicopter!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (PiwSw)

303 It's what SoiBoys crave!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

304 Oh shit!!!

Leland is going after your burgers with his hammer!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (axyOa)

305 BK is racist asshoe no have girl of color sing about cow fart.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, now with comprehensive surveillance and subcutaneous chips! at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (BRkq2)

306 I couldn't stop going. Not all the time but a few times a month when I had the change and my body had time to recoup. I had to prepare myself though. An empty stomach wouldn't work so something from the snack machine about half an hour before and I had to wash it all down with lots of beverage. But before the cramps set in and the explosive diarrhea it was so very good.

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That would've made a great commercial, banana Dream! What a testament. lol

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (O+I8R)

307 Grump928(C), I always loved that Bacon Cheddar Toaster Burger they have at Sonic. Do they still have it?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (H3MF8)

308 It's worth noting that Burger King also had a pro-Net Neutrality ad campaign that showed them charging you more for your Whopper the faster they delivered it to you. Somehow the fact that this is the entire business model for fast food/drivethru seems to have escaped the marketers.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (qDcqx)

309 and no matter how far the idiots go to ban beef, Obama won't be eating salads.

But he'll toss them!

Posted by: Reggie at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (oVJmc)

310 I want to see Leland behind the counter at Burger King.

Now.

Posted by: Citizen at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (ldmQR)

311 Only White Supremists eat at White Castle
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 17, 2020 06:24 PM

My wife hates White Castle, I love them, one daughter loves them as well the other, not so much. When we are by one we will go and eat them before getting home. Gut bombs! It's an acquired taste. They are better though after 10 beers or so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (RqRG6)

312
Sorry, Whataburger FTW.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (mht8P)

313 Arbys Yeah!
Ducks is a local chain been around 60+ years.

Posted by: PDT at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (LEMQm)

314 In N Out or Hamburger Habit are my go to burger joints.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (pw+jk)

315 So that's what happened on Titan, all the cows from Saturn kept farting?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

316 One sneaky good burger from Five Guys is ordering a grilled cheese and then getting a beef patty in it. I'll order that once in a while with tomatoes and jalapenos. Really good.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (Do5/p)

317 I used to eat at burger chef a lot when I was a kid. It was my reward for behaving at the doctors office. I was born asthmatic and allergic to everything, then had pneaumonia when I was six, so I was at the doctor just about every week. My mom would take me to burger chef after each visit. I remember nothing abut the food, but getting it after a doctor visit was a huge reward back then

Posted by: BigZesty at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (ttCNI)

318 Big Kahuna burgers are a tasty burger!

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at July 17, 2020 06:28 PM (DMUuz)

319 Five Guys is sort of a next rung up kind of place. Better than In-N-Out, but also pricier.

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Better than In-N-Out? No. Pricier? Yes.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (uhPTO)

320 I get no respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Posted by: Burger Cow at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (EgshT)

321 Culver's.

That is all.

Posted by: Citizen at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (ldmQR)

322 Burger King also had a pro-Net Neutrality ad campaign
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I'd forgotten about that. Assholes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (sWM8x)

323 I get ground meat from a local place called Cut Beef that makes it all from local, freshly slaughtered beef. The taste difference is notable.

I make all my own burgers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

324 Five Guys are dead Jim. Killed half the crew too.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (WX+x0)

325 If you're going to remove my bikini picture from the sidebar, would you at least replace it with a picture of Rosa DeLauro in a bikini?

EXIDOR LIVES!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (HaL55)

326 Why not just water the grass with Beano? :-)

Posted by: jdgalt at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (3SFo/)

327 That would be Dicks.

Posted by: PDT at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (LEMQm)

328 Hey, I think it's a great idea to eat more lemongrass. Only bulls, though. No cows.

Posted by: Don Lemongrass at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (COzlW)

329
I thought the only people who ate at White Castle are blitzed college kids at 3:00 AM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (mht8P)

330 So that's what happened on Titan, all the cows from Saturn kept farting?

They have six assholes.

Posted by: Reggie at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

331 Sorry, Whataburger FTW.
Posted by: Hadrian

Oh hell yes! Wish those were on Alabama where I live.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 17, 2020 06:30 PM (VcFUs)

332 i have never, ever understood the fuss over five guys.

Posted by: ace

honestly it's just a warm up for the main event

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2020 06:21 PM (FZYNt)

They really seem to vary. What I don't like about them is the buns are kind of doughy, and wrapping in foil just steams it. The fries are crazy, almost a joke. A literal grocery bag of potatoes. They're good if you like a LOT of fried potatoes. I've got one kitty-corner to an In-N-Out, and go to the latter far more often.

Mooyah burgers blow Five Guys away, the Angus beef (same smash method) gets nice and crispy on the edges, and is tasty as heck. They bake their buns there, potato buns or honey-wheat. Tasty but not amazing fries, and yummy sweet potato fries as well.

Still, put Habit Burger at the top. But for me, it's kind of like comfort food. Been eating them for over 40 years and always stopped when in Santa Barbara (AFTER having lobster tacos on the pier first mind you!). One opened sort of nearby, so if I have to make a costco or harbor freight run, they're on the list.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 06:30 PM (8B6Ng)

333 Discovered Culver's here in SE Michigan a few years back. After they opened one in my neighborhood.

Good burgers and nice options for sides. And of course great frozen yogurt.

Not sure if they do this at all locations, but at the one here, they have everyone pull up through the drive-thru line and wait to have their food brought out. Because they supposedly are making the burgers fresh when you order. They are definitely hot when they come out and taste good.

And washing everything down with a cool Concrete Mixer afterward is definitely a winner.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 17, 2020 06:25 PM

Their frozen custard is divine! It's insanely good!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:30 PM (RqRG6)

334 OK, Mad Cow joke

Cow 1: "Aren't you afraid about this Kreutzfeld-Jakob Mad Cow disease?"

Cow 2: "Why should I be, I'm a helicopter!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

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Farmer 1: had to put ol Bessie down last week.

Farmer 2: mad cow?

Farmer 1: well, she wasn't any too pleased.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:30 PM (axyOa)

335 Better than In-N-Out? No. Pricier? Yes.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM

Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Don Lemongrass at July 17, 2020 06:30 PM (COzlW)

336 Burgermaster FTW!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 06:30 PM (W2Pud)

337 BigZesty, I miss Burger Chef, myself. It ended up being bought out by Hardee's/Carl's Jr., which is why they occasionally offer a Big Shef burger.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (H3MF8)

338 I want to see Leland behind the counter at Burger King.

Now.
Posted by: Citizen at July 17, 2020 06:27 PM (ldmQR)

HAMMER TIME!

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (t6XCL)

339 The one bout cow farts? I saw it last night on AMC movie channel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (9Fwwf)

Then I stand corrected. In the past, they kept the crazy crap off of broadcast. I wish them the best then.

(I don't really.)

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (uhPTO)

340 70% of soy to cattle sounded high to me ... i was thinkin they ate more corn, with other things in the ground up mix ... and a lot of hay. I don't have livestock (a few chickens) but I was thinking too much soy is bad for cows ... not sure though.

One source said 97% goes to animal feed, but that may have just been the portion of soy meal ... there are some oils and a few other uses.

"According to a study funded by the soy checkoff, the soybean meal fed in the U.S. goes to several segments of animal agriculture.

Poultry eats about 64 percent.
Pigs consume nearly 24 percent.
Beef and dairy cattle use just over 10 percent.
The rest goes to aquatic farming like fish and shrimp, other farm animals and companion animals like horses and pets.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (Cus5s)

341 Yeah, that commercial is going over real well here in rural IL. It is excrutiating bad.
Just had a thought, maybe by using kids they want to reinforce the ecoshit brainwashing kids get today?

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (4VJ6T)

342 Booger Queen is a British outfit. Explains a lot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (pw+jk)

343 Yeah, but everyone knows Five Guys' fries blow.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (vuisn)

344
*assumes Ving Rhames voice*

We don't have the meat!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:31 PM (ELgVT)

345 Why doesn't BK just come out and admit they don't like meat? It's like the dude who is always humming show tunes and wanting to redecorate everyone's living room; when guys are talking sports, he'll jump in with the last ice dancing competition and try to shift the conversation to Ellen. Dude... you're gay. Just say it. We already know.

Burger King, you spent God knows how much making a burger out of kale and food substitutes in an attempt to recreate nutrition-free meat. And now you're torching the very stuff you make your bread and butter product from.

Just call yourselves Tofu Queen and be done with it.

Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (gS3OW)

346 "299 Pro Tip:

Get the bumper sticker that says

In-N-Out
Burger

Cut the B and the r off of the lower line. Place it on your car.

All the cool kids in SoCal do that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 06:26 PM (DMUuz) "

West of Chicago the burbs have a chain restaurant called Colonial - their signature ice cream dessert is the Kitchen Sink, a massive thing ... if you finish it, you get a bumpersticker that says "I ate a Colonial Kitchen Sink".
One day I was driving behind a beater full of teenagers with that sticker rearranged to say "I ate a Chikens Colon", as I recall.

LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (0IMgo)

347 So that's what happened on Titan, all the cows from Saturn kept farting?

There is no Titan.

Posted by: Jack Harper, Tech 49 at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (MwouV)

348 123
Every BK I have ever been in the last 5 years or so are filthy shit
holes. I stopped going to them because they are disgusting filthy shit
holes. Maybe stop worrying less about virtue signaling and learn how to
use a fucking mop and some cleaning products.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 17, 2020 06:05 PM (RqRG6)

I rate this as true.
In my town, there was a BK next to a McD. Literally next door, adjoining parking lots.
The McD's *always* had a line.The BK? Completely empty. once in a blue moon you would see a car at teh drive through window.
Now, that BK is closed and the building is up for sale.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (ufFY8)

349 Barfed after eating at Jack-In-The-Box once. Never been back.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

350
So is Burger Slop going to phase out real meat for the man titty producing fake meat shit?

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (t6XCL)

351 I'm not buying a Whopper again anytime soon.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (G0QK/)

352 The Long Gray Line is on TCM

No woke shit in that movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (85Gof)

353 What a horrible day this has been.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (dUJdY)

354 Even Sonic is better than Checkers/Ralleys
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (MwouV)

Yup....and Sonic is basically inedible.

Which is why people buy those frozen drinks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (Z+IKu)

355 Can we just start this year over?

Posted by: Tuna at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (gLRfa)

356 Back in my rock and roll years, I would g to Hollywood once a week., Tommy Burgers for the win. Chili Cheese Fries saved young Jukin's hangover many a time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (pw+jk)

357 If they are going with the "Any PR is good PR" gambit, wouldn't they be better off releasing a King sex tape.

It worked for the Kardashians.

Keep it topical and have the King wearing a paper face mask while getting rogered by a 'BLM' nurse with a strap on.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2020 06:23 PM (1g7ch)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQp-fmVTBk8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=74yfGlb-ORU

Posted by: Robert at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (A78+B)

358 We're proudly sponsoring the upcoming reality show "Cuckshed Makeover"!

Posted by: Impossible Burger at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (DMUuz)

359 I'm not sure, but I think Ground Pat'i is a local small chain. Years ago they had a small menu: A regular charbroiled burger, a small one, a regular with cheese and a small with cheese; and maybe a fish sandwich, I don;t recall. Good tasting food, and the restaurants all had this ski-lodge look with a fireplace (lit only during Dec. and Jan. around here) in the middle of the room. Cold drinks served in pewter-looking mugs.

Something happened, and I think they have only 1 or 2 locations around now. Linda and I visited the closest one early this year, and it was still pretty good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (rpbg1)

360 My horses are soy free. I won't feed that shit to them.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (rMtbr)

361 {{{Jewells}}}

What's going on?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (TdMsT)

362 BK just stfu and feed me!

Posted by: Pliney at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (nzKWW)

363 Update on the Cali transplant...

Son says she's fine, small town girl, living in a lonely world...GOD, I hate Journey.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (ExV1e)

364 Barfed after eating at Jack-In-The-Box once. Never been back.

That's the 'Secret Sauce.'

Posted by: Reggie at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

365 Barfed after eating at Jack-In-The-Box once. Never been back.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

Did you barf right in the restuarant? That always is a unique pleasure if your dining in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (85Gof)

366 353 What a horrible day this has been.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (dUJdY)

*pats couch*

Come sit by me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

367 I think the constant refrain I'm reading here is that fast food burger places are all just garbage compared to local, smaller and more ... proud ... institutions.

We have this place in Portland ME called Nosh that ... quite simply has the best burgers ever. They do all kinds of crazy shit with their burgers but their plain ole Nosh burger is amazing.

The crazy ones are fun to get once. For example there's one burger where the buns are deep fried slabs of Mac'n-cheese. Another where the buns are donuts. A lot of these are collaborations with the owner's other restaurants in town. The bacon dusted fries are divine though.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (9V81o)

368 Just had a thought, maybe by using kids they want to reinforce the ecoshit brainwashing kids get today?

Absolutely.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (HaL55)

369 If they really wanted this ad to go over well with the target demographic, they should have used that poor kid whose gay parents encouraged him to become a drag queen before pubescence.

Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (gS3OW)

370 Used to go to a Checkers/Ralleys about twenty+ years ago. Great simple menu - your choice was a 1/4 pounder w/ options to upgrade with cheeses or olives. And fries. And Soda. Simple. easy. good value. Then I moved away and no Checkers/Ralleys around.

Then they built one that I drive by everyday. Shortly after they opened I went to the drive through and was surprised by the new selection...

I went with the 'Double Bubba Bacon Cheese Burger Deluxe with Chili Whatever".
They asked if I wanted to make that a combo. No just the burger.
Want fries or drink with that. No just the burger.

Got home. Opened it up.

It was just a plain fvcken bun with two meat patties.
No condiment, bacon, cheese, deluxe, or chili.

That was eight years ago.

Still flip them off twice a day as I drive by.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (1g7ch)

371 Yeah, what a bust. Cheap Chinese Knockoff Flue. I have coughed twice in two weeks. Twice. Never got a fever. Seriously, I think if I quit with the palliatives I would feel normal.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 05:58

Were you tested as positive?

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (4VJ6T)

372 Our only BK closed several months ago, and this is a good-sized town with several McD's, Wendy's, Chik-fil-Judas-Iscariot-a, Smashburger, Cain's, Larkburger (not made with actual larks) and on and on and on.

But BK is asshoe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (FtO5h)

373 The only thing to ever be good about Booger Queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 17, 2020 06:36 PM (pw+jk)

374 Speaking of food, as I am 29, my doctor has prescribed several morning medications. I take them in one fell swoop or swallow. Day before yesterday, somehow, one of the smaller pills got lodged all the way back under my tongue and my finger couldn't get it in part because of my gag reflex. I think it was what we used to call a baby asprin. It seemed to burn. Eventually I managed to dissolve it by drinking but between my clumsy attempts to dig it out and the pill burning my tongue, my tongue and throat are so sore that, even now, I can barely stand to eat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)

375 The crazy ones are fun to get once. For example there's one burger where the buns are deep fried slabs of Mac'n-cheese.

The Cardiologists call that one "the Widowmaker".

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 17, 2020 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

376 The way BK makes me fart could cause Global Stinking.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2020 06:36 PM (L9P9s)

377 Five Guys are dead Jim. Killed half the crew too.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 17, 2020 06:29 PM (WX+x0)
**********
Sorry, too misogynistic. Must. Be. Canceled.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2020 06:36 PM (wiXsO)

378 What a horrible day this has been.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (dUJdY)

*pats couch*

Come sit by me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

*Sits between Jewells and Insom*

*Glares disapprovingly at Insom*

Posted by: The Holy Ghost at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (A78+B)

379 It takes two hands to handle a Whopper

Posted by: Underpants Graphics at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (q1Pj5)

380 White Castle > Krystal

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (Z+IKu)

381 Were you tested as positive?

Twice. One on the rapid test, one on the slow test.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (MwouV)

382 Jack in the Box made me puke multiple times. Probably related to the fact that I only ever ate there in college when extremely drunk, but still, never went back Since

Posted by: brak at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (BBtbF)

383 The Long Gray Line is on TCM
No woke shit in that movie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM

Don't you have some training you should be introducing for the Diversity Officer, Captain?

Posted by: BUWOKE at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (DMUuz)

384 The Long Gray Line is on TCM

No woke shit in that movie
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM

*Class of mumblemuble fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (ejd/p)

385 Yup....and Sonic is basically inedible.
........

Start with a Lil' Doggie. Less to throw up.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

386 White Castle rocks hard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 06:38 PM (FtO5h)

387 I'll bet the Burger Queen was really somethin'...before electricity.

Posted by: Burger Cow at July 17, 2020 06:38 PM (EgshT)

388 When Trump had piles of fast food burgers and other goodies at the WH served on silver platters to the college basketball (football?) players, the lefty media went nuts. The players loved it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 17, 2020 06:38 PM (COzlW)

389
Does BK still have The Whaler? That was a good fast food fish sandwich.

Posted by: Grump928

Checkers Deep Sea Double ( at the GOOD Checkers) is fabulous.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020 06:38 PM (59YkD)

390 Don't you have some training you should be introducing for the Diversity Officer, Captain?
Posted by: BUWOKE at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (DMUuz)

Well I was practicing to sing Camp Town Races for the next training. I think that would go over big?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (85Gof)

391 {{{Insom}}}

Any room on the Couch of Sympathy?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (TdMsT)

392 353 What a horrible day this has been.
Posted by: Jewells45

I'm sorry, jewells.
how are your doggie friends?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (W2Pud)

393 Twice. One on the rapid test, one on the slow test.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:37 PM (MwouV)

At least you knew WHEN you had it. I had it apparently (got antibody tested when my wife went back to seeing patients in her office) but the only time I can remember being sick in recent memory is back in late November.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (9V81o)

394 Barfed after eating at Jack-In-The-Box once. Never been back.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

Did you barf right in the restuarant? That always is a unique pleasure if your dining in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 06:34 PM (85Gof)
.......

I wish. Would have served those fuckers right.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

395 The problem with local burger places is that, at least around here, they all seem to be trying to appeal to the hipster/frufru bougie demographic. No, I don't want an asian-fusion cheeseburger with avocado and sweet potato fries.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (SgjGX)

396 Best burger ever was last fall at Glacier Park and the restaurant at Lake MacDonald. Elk burger with a huckleberry sauce.
O. M. G!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (axyOa)

397 I pick up at BK from time to time. It's entirby adorable Filipinas. ely staffed

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (wOAhh)

398 The Burger King 'King' is hands-down the creepiest TV ad personality I've ever seen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
For me too. Exactly.
*Ok marketing team, McDonalds is kicking our ass, it must be because of their kind friendly clown mascot...we need something...
Mike hates clowns and mimes, let's make a clown mime hybrid that looks like a full size judy and punch puppet, then Mike will come eat our burgers*

Posted by: MikeM at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (9Amlu)

399 I think White Castle is like Crystal around here.
Tiny burgers, you buy them by the sack full?
Not fried or broiled, but steamed?
Tastes like crap?
Gives you the craps?

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (A+87M)

400 I'm hoping the Hungry Jack's aren't having this problem down under.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (vuisn)

401
"Hey look, mister, we serve greasy food in here for men who want to get stuffed fast and we don't need any soy burgers around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (mht8P)

402 Any one ever try a Moss Burger.

I think it is the original vegan burger.
But never tried it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (1g7ch)

403 Any room on the Couch of Sympathy?
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (TdMsT)

*Ponders calling for holy righteous jihad*

Posted by: The Holy Ghost at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (A78+B)

404 One final thought.

Does the kid in the ad look like his parents are raising him on a diet of soy?

*denounces self*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

405 Years ago, Burger King gave away games for the Xbox 360.

Posted by: Reggie at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)

406
What's funny (I don't mean to sound like a commercial) the local McDonald's here is clean and consistent with the food.
I still think they make the best fries.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (t6XCL)

407 White Castle has the Magically Delicious Tiny Onions of Deliciousness as their secret weapon.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (FtO5h)

408 Well, since you asked.. a good friend is in the hospital with three kidney stones, surgery is tomorrow at 8:00 am.
My bestie came by and she has the psycho daughter bitch from hell who has now threatened to kill her. She lives with her along with her 3 yr old grandson who my friend has practically raised because psycho daughter is on drugs.. booze you name it.

Problems at the dog sanctuary..

Plus.. the ongoing mask bullshit.. things I'm seeing, hearing.. can't go to ABQ this year, can't see my grandkids or great grandkids..

It's just been a crap day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

409 Hey look, mister, we serve greasy food in here for men who want to get stuffed fast and we don't need any soy burgers around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You tell 'em Nick!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (axyOa)

410 Yeah, what a bust. Cheap Chinese Knockoff Flue. I have coughed twice in
two weeks. Twice. Never got a fever. Seriously, I think if I quit with
the palliatives I would feel normal.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Well if you get superpowers from it, you have to tell us before you fly away to fight crime.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (59YkD)

411 Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Don Lemongrass at July 17, 2020 06:30 PM (COzlW)
$20??!? Heck, I live in CA and it's not that much.
Oh wait, you guys order the "hamburger" don't you? I forget about that! There's no way I can shove a regular burger in my face. I always get the little burger, 1 1/4 lb patty is plenty for me. I ordered a regular burger there the first time, I had no idea it'd come with half a cow. So yeah, that would get pricey.

Try getting the small burger, it's not as much of an overload. I'm just not crazy about the ingredients they've got, and they also seem to taste better if you eat it there instead of letting it steam in the foil wrapper. They always seem wet and yucky by the time you get them home.

I'm wondering if the one by me is going to survive long, it's in a weird spot and at least here you can only get certain items for curbside pickup (I just looked). Much easier to go to In-N-Out since it's almost designed for this covid BS.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (8B6Ng)

412 No, I don't want an asian-fusion cheeseburger with avocado and sweet potato fries.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 17, 2020 06:39 PM (SgjGX)

Sweet potato fries are horrible.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (TdMsT)

413
Nud

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (mht8P)

414 "Hey look, mister, we serve greasy food in here for men who want to get stuffed fast and we don't need any soy burgers around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM

Heh. My morning drive guy uses the original quote in his intro.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (ejd/p)

415 Never, ever liked BK, and every time I have ever ate Pizza Hut, no matter what kind of pizza, always ended up with a torn up stomach. No idea why but I haven't stepped foot in either since I was a kid and forced to.

Posted by: Citizen at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (ldmQR)

416 I still think they make the best fries.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020 06:41 PM (t6XCL)

Are you too young to remember the days they used beef tallow?

Posted by: Reggie at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

417 78

Soybeans

Livestock feed

One of the major uses of soybeans globally is as livestock feed,
predominantly in the form of soybean meal.

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2020 05:58 PM (HEEq1)

----------------
I'm not a biologist but there's something I've wondered for a long time. I'm sure somebody here smarter than me (not a great accomplishment, so don't look too proud) can probably answer it. I've heard all the "soy is full of phytoestrogen" stuff and never really figured out whether it's true or bullshit, but I've observed real-life phenomena which might confirm it.
I live in rural Pennsylvania, which is of course chest-deep in whitetail deer. When I was growing up, even into my 20's and 30's, you saw a lot of big bucks around here. The rut started in about September and lasted through archery season in October. That time of year, you could practically stand on a street corner rattling antlers, and draw in a buck or two.
Now, years later, there are few hunters, yet fewer large bucks. The bucks you do see are smaller in stature with smaller racks, and nowhere near as aggressive. The rut starts far later and doesn't last nearly as long as it did before. You can post up and rattle all day, and if there's a buck out there to hear it, he as likely or not won't care.
The only difference I can see is, when I was a younger man, every field around here was planted thick with corn. Those same fields are now planted in soybeans, as far as the eye can see. Are soy-fed deer losing their "maleness," for want of a better term, or is all this soy stuff just bullshit? Asking honestly.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (+3rQF)

418 Hey look, mister, we serve greasy food in here for men who want to get stuffed fast

I chuckled.

Posted by: Clarence at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (MwouV)

419 Publix sells frozen White Castle burgers. They're quite good, especially with mayo, another slice of cheese and extra salt ampersand pepper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (HaL55)

420 Are you too young to remember the days they used beef tallow?

Posted by: Reggie at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)
I'd kill for tallow fries. Asshole government freaks.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 17, 2020 06:43 PM (8B6Ng)

421
West of Chicago the burbs have a chain restaurant called Colonial - their signature ice cream dessert is the Kitchen Sink, a massive thing ... if you finish it, you get a bumpersticker that says "I ate a Colonial Kitchen Sink".
One day I was driving behind a beater full of teenagers with that sticker rearranged to say "I ate a Chikens Colon", as I recall.

LOL !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
---------

A guy I was in the service with had a card given him by a recruiter. One side a calendar, the other the classic pose of Uncle Sam pointing, with text, "Your Country Needs You"

This guy noticed that the lettering could be rubbed out with an eraser.

Erasing the 'r' in 'Your', the 'C' in 'Country', then the right down-bar in 'o', and everything after the 't', it left an image of Uncle Sam pointing and saying, 'you c*nt'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:44 PM (CTJwJ)

422 >>>403 Any one ever try a Moss Burger.

I had a MOS burger in Kobe quite a few years ago and thought it was pretty good!

Though all I really remember about it was it had rice cakes instead of buns. Still tasty though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 17, 2020 06:44 PM (vuisn)

423 goofy ad with a kid doing the science pitch on fake global warming, using fake clean cow graphics.

Make believe world so we can all make believe this New Normal Religion is beautiful and happy ... except for you deplorable Trump voters/haters.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2020 06:44 PM (Cus5s)

424 If BK thinks cow farts are deadly, wait till they get a load of me.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2020 06:44 PM (L9P9s)

425 Hot n Now... those were pretty good

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (/6GbT)

426 Hey look, mister, we serve greasy food in here for men who want to get stuffed fast
--------

That's you, isn't it Nick?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2020 06:45 PM (CTJwJ)

427 Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your cows.

Posted by: Burger Cow at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (EgshT)

428 Okay that does it. Morning run to HEB for some grass fed beef for lunch burgers. Will tape my paper mask to face and waltz past the gatekeeper. The HEB seems to be filled with karens and lelands. Depressing. I resent each and everyone of them.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 17, 2020 06:47 PM (WX+x0)

429 Does BK still have The Whaler? That was a good fast food fish sandwich.

Posted by: Grump928

Checkers Deep Sea Double ( at the GOOD Checkers) is fabulous.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 17, 2020

*
*

Is Rally's the same as a Checkers? I looked at their website, and they don't seem to have any locations here called "Checkers," just "Rally's." Is the food the same?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 17, 2020 06:49 PM (rpbg1)

430 Quote: Predicting that lab-grown meat will replace 50 percent of global meat consumption by the middle of this century, Kristopher Gasteratos, founder of the Cellular Agriculture Society, said that by the end of the century 'all meat [for plebs] will be grown in factories,' according to a Bezos Post article.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, where party members eat beef grass fed and stuffed with lobster and truffles at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (BRkq2)

431 Quote: Predicting that lab-grown meat will replace 50 percent of global meat consumption by the middle of this century, Kristopher Gasteratos, founder of the Cellular Agriculture Society, said that by the end of the century 'all meat [for plebs] will be grown in factories,' according to a Bezos Post article.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, where party members eat beef grass fed and stuffed with lobster and truffles at July 17, 2020 06:50 PM (BRkq2)

True for those who live in town.
Especially those with EBT.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2020 06:53 PM (1g7ch)

432 "Are soy-fed deer losing their "maleness," for want of a better term, or is all this soy stuff just bullshit? Asking honestly." Posted by: Pennsyltucky

we have a lot of corn and soybeans ... all they can eat ... lots of big bucks. One thing that may have changed is less habitat for them ... not sure about your area.

idk details ... one article said the amount of estrogen in human soy products is not enough to make a difference in masculinity ... I suppose that would assume moderation in consumption, not soy dominant foods. I blame education and ? maybe other meds or just lack of protein? ... is ritalin still a thing for calming down boys acting like boys?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2020 06:53 PM (Cus5s)

433
Are you too young to remember the days they used beef tallow?
Posted by: Reggie at July 17, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

Even better back then.
As they say fat equals flavor.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 17, 2020 06:53 PM (t6XCL)

434 Does the kid in the ad look like his parents are raising him on a diet of soy?

*denounces self*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

It's irresponsible that BK is not promoting this using girls of color with natural "crowns." How can you be a burger king without a crown? Ima call some franchises and complain. Ima raise hell about this racist ad.

Posted by: Gilded Age II, where party members eat beef grass fed and stuffed with lobster and truffles at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (BRkq2)

435 If Congress can legislate against President Trump, Burger King is fair game.

Shit, give Gates and Buffet a little love too.

Posted by: nip at July 17, 2020 07:04 PM (cpS4u)

436 Were you tested as positive?

Twice. One on the rapid test, one on the slow test.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2020 06:37

Glad you didn't get sick, guess a lot of people don't. Well that and the accuracy of the tests isn't so great.

All of this "preventative" BS is pointless. Once it got out in the wild most everyone will eventually be exposed, unless locked down, like my in-laws in asst living and the the nursing caare part there. We may never get to see my MIL again.

I equate it to the airport "theater security", it's just to make the sheeple feel safe.

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2020 07:06 PM (4VJ6T)

437 So funny.

They are making ads telling me they don't want my business.

Deal!

Bankruptcy by this time next year.

Posted by: Super Mario at July 17, 2020 07:14 PM (yshFD)

438 I pick up at BK from time to time. It's entirby adorable Filipinas. ely staffed
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 17, 2020 06:39

That surprises me. There's a Filipino contingent settled in Alberta?
Umm, I'm no one to talk, but are you on voice recognition, or started Fri Happy Hour early? LOL

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2020 07:17 PM (4VJ6T)

439 Next The automakers will be making ads telling people to not buy cars, and to buy bicycles.

Posted by: Portlandon at July 17, 2020 07:20 PM (+oR7L)

440 99 The last time Burger King was good was 1994. The 4 times I've eaten there since, I got either food poisoning or explosive diarrhea for a few days. I have zero clue how that place has survived so far in the 21st Century.
*************

I dunno...maybe because they've improved themselves over the years. Ya think?

And, of course, you need to explain why ALLl BKs seem to avoid closure by paying off ALL Health Inspectors over that period.

If you went only to one BK to get the shits etc....is it still there? If so, explain why ALL its customers have not shunned the company and driven them out of business a long time ago.

From my POV, this is all a hangover from the "junk food" bullshit of twenty years ago, when beef hamburgers were considered "junk". Since then we've learned that the"inverted pyramid" favoring carbs was a creature of Big Grain lobbyists, and totally bad "science."

Protein and fats (except for trans) are now recognized as being essential to human nutrition.

Which is why we have so many obese people today. Living on "low fat" carbs, and pigging out when they do.

Posted by: Flea Bailey at July 17, 2020 08:23 PM (yM+Z+)

441 Any "sentient" creature who thinks they can actually interdict the digestive processes of a cow is insane.

Posted by: Hugh Janus at July 17, 2020 10:14 PM (u+hAv)

442 I want to beat the shit out of the kid in the video, just on general principles.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at July 18, 2020 10:08 AM (hrHLc)

443 That little KKK looking white kid sang and all I could think about was Stacy Abrams and I lost my appetite.

Posted by: obsidian at July 18, 2020 11:09 AM (7+yqP)

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