Mid-Morning Art Thread

Ury Cafe.jpg

Abend Im Café Bauer
Lesser Ury

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Uno

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:30 AM (tQASX)

2 First

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:30 AM (fbgDX)

3 Lesser's big bro was Greater.

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

4
His brother Greater Ury was a better painter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (mht8P)

5 I hope the news he's reading is better than it is in 2020.

Posted by: PennaLady at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (8pqRD)

6 Turn of the century artist? German? Austrian?

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (tQASX)

7 Beer and coffee?

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (fbgDX)

8 top 10

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

9
"Mets Lose, 8-3, Fall into Last Place"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)

10 Chick is checking out paper dude.

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:32 AM (fbgDX)

11 Painty

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

12 There is something going in between those two...

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:32 AM (tQASX)

13 Germans don't take their hats off inside?

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)

14 Was his brother named Greater?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 07, 2020 09:33 AM (1ISKN)

15

Looks sort of like Julie Andrews from "Darling Lili."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2020 09:33 AM (s2VJv)

16
Chick is checking out paper dude.
Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:32 AM (fbgDX)


20 florins, same as in town.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:33 AM (mht8P)

17 There's a dame looking at him and a beer on the table, but he is looking at the financials...

Yeah he's dead Jim.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 09:33 AM (0bkJJ)

18 *dude looking at want ads*

Holy shit that 3 weeks in a row dudes is running the If you like Pina Colada ads. He must be getting a serious amount of pussy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

19 Chick is checking out paper dude.

She's the sniper. This is a close-up job she'll do with a silencer. Then she'll take a sip of his beer and saunter out the door like nothing happened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 09:34 AM (HaL55)

20 Great, I reboot, because of update installation and miss my chance for a first.

...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I see the gentlemen is consulting a tissue of lies while enjoy and adult beverage.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:34 AM (WEBkv)

21 I think she is there to pickup nup some company. Look at her décolleté .

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:34 AM (tQASX)

22 I liked JJ's way of calling nood on the last thread:
"Kraut dame looking at man."

Accurate, I suppose.

But that newspaper must be engrossing. He hasn't even touched his beer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 09:34 AM (hYcqw)

23 Ladies of the evening didn't advertise their wares very well back then.

Posted by: Downcast at July 07, 2020 09:35 AM (PcpD7)

24 Can you believe what the kaiser just said on Twitter?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2020 09:35 AM (mNTRJ)

25 What's going on outside the cafe?

Posted by: dantesed at July 07, 2020 09:35 AM (88xKn)

26 Looking at the racing sheet.

Willie Do It came in last in the 3rd race at Pimlico.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:35 AM (iUBwE)

27 I can't tell by the drinks on the tables if there are persons not depicted.

Posted by: Downcast at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (PcpD7)

28
What's going on outside the cafe?

Posted by: dantesed at July 07, 2020 09:35 AM (88xKn)


The German Army is marching toward Belgium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (mht8P)

29 "Whistle, you dumb bastard!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (dfRN6)

30 I love this. The lady in the corner looks like she is waiting for a lover. Or maybe waiting for the guy reading the paper to look at her. I see longing in this drawing.

Posted by: Jmel at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (bVhJi)

31 I like this, there's a lot going on. He's wrapped up in the evening paper. Stock market reports, horse races? It has his attention. The beer and coffee on the table aren't even where he can reach them while he reads.

She's looking at him, it seems.

The place is not crowded. White hat, whom we half see, is outside on the pavement. Waiter is seen in reflection, bringing a flute of champagne. Maybe she's looking at the waiter and not our punter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (gd9RK)

32 night light rain and gas lamps so pre Edison Tesla era

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (eMtQa)

33 Title translation - Night at the Cafe Bauer

No word if Jack Bauer is on premise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (0bkJJ)

34 Cabbage, sausage and beer...gotta' love the atmosphere.

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)

35 Beer and coffee?

Irish coffee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (HaL55)

36 Not bad.
Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (o2MD2)

37 What's going on outside the cafe?
Posted by: dantesed



Looks like someone is dining at the outside tables.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (iUBwE)

38 I taught map reading in the Army every time it came up, my conclusion was that everyone is mostly lost half of the time. And you can't teach them how to find their selves.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (/DRav)

39 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.

Again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (0bkJJ)

40
No trees, no dogs. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (mht8P)

41 "So, wie bist du big boy?"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (Rvt88)

42 My husband would say, "That poor guy, she's after him."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 07, 2020 09:38 AM (nRWPy)

43 Cabbage, sausage and beer...gotta' love the atmosphere.
Posted by: BignJames


Aka, Why do my eyes burn?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:38 AM (iUBwE)

44 The Cafe Bauer features only the classiest of courtesans.

Posted by: spindrift at July 07, 2020 09:38 AM (ox5BN)

45 5 I hope the news he's reading is better than it is in 2020.
Posted by: PennaLady at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (8pqRD)

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OK, so this made me curious as to what he might be reading about. The painting is from 1898, so I googled what was in the news then. Apparently, we declared war on Spain.

More interestingly, I discovered that the Library of Congress has old newspapers online, so you can actually read newspapers from 1898.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2020 09:38 AM (CAJOC)

46 39 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.

Again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (0bkJJ)


"Verwundet mein herz mit eintonige matischkeit..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2020 09:38 AM (s2VJv)

47 Alternate theory: they're married and have run in to a spot of bad luck. They want to get away from each other for a bit, but they can't really afford to. They still have their membership at the club, but are just keeping up appearances. He's buried himself in the paper across the room from her, and she's looking longingly out at the sumptuous setting and remembering the better times.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 09:39 AM (hYcqw)

48
Cobs get diacritic marks too! T'aint fair!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:39 AM (mht8P)

49 Social distancing nineteenth century style.

Posted by: creeper at July 07, 2020 09:39 AM (XxJt1)

50 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.



Which they never seem to remember.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 07, 2020 09:39 AM (nRWPy)

51 Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.


If you keep summoning it it will come.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 07, 2020 09:39 AM (gd9RK)

52 Top hat dude never had a clue about what was coming at him.

Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 09:40 AM (95j/9)

53 the perspective on the open door looks odd

other than that I would have to say this appears to be art of the type that can be seen on walls

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 07, 2020 09:40 AM (iTXRQ)

54 Absinthe makes the mind go wander.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 09:40 AM (ZLI7S)

55 Alternate title - Lili von Schtupp, the Early Years.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 09:41 AM (0bkJJ)

56 White Privilege and Sexual Repression

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 09:41 AM (+y/Ru)

57 ... she's tired of not being admired?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2020 09:41 AM (mNTRJ)

58 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.

Again?
Posted by: Anna Puma



Why did the Germans plant trees all down the Champs de Elysee in WWI?

So their kids could march in the shade in WWII.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:41 AM (iUBwE)

59 > She's the sniper. This is a close-up job she'll do with a silencer.

Gun is hidden behind a toilet tank in the ladies room.

> Looks sort of like Julie Andrews from "Darling Lili."

I'm getting a Joel Grey in Cabaret vibe.

Maybe an intermediate period between the decadence of the Impressionist period, and the decadence of the Weimar Republic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:41 AM (hKLpI)

60 "Fancy a walk in the park?"

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (tQASX)

61 Abend?

Nah, I just dress left

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (vd8XM)

62 Looking for Gorilla Channel listings. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (Qf08A)

63 I still think it was the guy with the Members Only jacket sitting at the counter.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (Ve//x)

64 This is a well-heeled Germanic reinterpretation of the relationship between the worldly but loyal Miss Kitty and the hard-nosed Marshall Dillon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (hYcqw)

65 She is signalling him with semaphore.


He isn't buying it.

Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (XTyi0)

66 54 Absinthe makes the mind go wander.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 09:40 AM (ZLI7S)

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Absinthe makes the farts go Honda

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (CAJOC)

67 What's going on outside the cafe?

The wind's beginning to howl.

Posted by: Robert Zimmerman at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (ox5BN)

68 60 "Fancy a walk in the park?"
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (tQASX)


"Is that a schvanschtucker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

- - Zee Germanz

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2020 09:43 AM (s2VJv)

69 Is there any significance to the fact that the fellah hasn't taken off his hat inside?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2020 09:43 AM (dfRN6)

70 Both wondering why the wifi signal is so weak

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 09:43 AM (vd8XM)

71
She's the sniper. This is a close-up job she'll do with a silencer.

Lonnegan gave the job to Salino.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:43 AM (mht8P)

72 61 Abend?

Nah, I just dress left
Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (vd8XM)


"Professor Offit is a moron!"

- - Dr. Martin Abend


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2020 09:43 AM (s2VJv)

73 "Somebody call the polizai , because it's got to be illegal to look that good!"

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM (tQASX)

74 Life's a batch, then you ABEND.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM (hKLpI)

75 She's the sniper. This is a close-up job she'll do with a silencer.

Lonnegan gave the job to Salino.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM (iUBwE)

76 Absinthe makes the mind go wander.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2020 09:40 AM (ZLI7S)

Absinthe makes the fart go Honda

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM (DjiZK)

77 Last beer before BLM comes and burns the place down.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 09:45 AM (9Om/r)

78 Last beer before BLM comes and burns the place down.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Burn
Loot
Murder

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:45 AM (iUBwE)

79 That man is going to die mysteriously later in the evening of an ice pick to the ear canal. The crime will be unsolved until this picture is released.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 07, 2020 09:45 AM (NVYyb)

80 Don't need a whore
I don't need no booze
Don't need a virgin priest
But I need someone I can cry to
I need someone to protect

Oh, making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for youth
But I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

81 67 What's going on outside the cafe?

The wind's beginning to howl.
Posted by: Robert Zimmerman at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (ox5BN)

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And then the gree-grumps start a growlin'...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (CAJOC)

82 Somebody was on a 24 hour drunk when they painted this one.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (JUOKG)

83 How do you know when the abend arrives?

The Germans start chasing their beers with coffee.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (hKLpI)

84 I was in the First Cav when we went into Belgium for the first time since WWII during Reforger in the early 80's. We had protesters sure, but the actual real people were kind and loving. We then moved to Holland and then settled in Munster for the remainder. I was looked to as a tourist guide seeing as i had just come off a 3 yr tour with the 3ID.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (/DRav)

85 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (BDZWU)

86 10 Chick is checking out paper dude.
Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:32 AM (fbgDX)

She's a vampire and he's her next kill.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

87 "Is that a schvanschtucker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

- - Zee Germanz
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 07, 2020 09:43 AM (s2VJv)

No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (JFO2v)

88 Abend means crash on the mainframe.

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (fbgDX)

89 This painting doesn't appeal to me. It has a large 'so what' sense. Do I care about the static figures? No. Is there anything to note about the color scheme? No. The delineation of the furniture, windows and railing are OK but the colors are dull. My biggest problem is with the chandelier. It is just a blob of brightness that I find distracting. It's in the room, not shrouded by for or evening mist.

I'm not the biggest fan of Impressionism but the inconsistent use of the style in this painting is annoying.

Maybe I just need more coffee this morning.

Posted by: JTB at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (7EjX1)

90 The chair is against the wall.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM

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The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (JUOKG)

91 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.

Again?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 09:37 AM (0bkJJ)
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It's no longer "again," it's SOP.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (WEBkv)

92 Greater Ury forgot to pass on his excellent eyesight to his son.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (Z4rgH)

93 Is that one of those nostalgic denny's?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (dNzKv)

94 This painting is what passes for 'cheery' in Germany.


Und now iz ze time on Art Thread ven ve dance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 09:48 AM (oVJmc)

95 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.


They just want waffles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 09:48 AM (dNzKv)

96
[Is that one of those nostalgic denny's?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (dNzKv)

Mond uber mein Schinken

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:49 AM (mht8P)

97 What is he doing with his right hand that has her so intrigued?

Posted by: Case at July 07, 2020 09:49 AM (aDSHr)

98 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.


They heard the Belgians have a great Luftwaffle.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 09:49 AM (dNzKv)

99 The gal looking at the guy reading the paper is clutching her throat, almost as if she's saying, "Crud, of all the days I plan an illicit tryst with one of the servants, Dad shows up."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM (WEBkv)

100 What is he doing with his right hand that has her so intrigued?
Posted by: Case

Showing her a baby bird that fell out of the nest

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM (vd8XM)

101 90 The chair is against the wall.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM

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The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (JUOKG)

==========

*panning low angle shot with a helicopter in the background*

Shit just got real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM (LvTSG)

102 My impression of Impressionism is I'm not impressed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM (Z4rgH)

103 I would kill for a schnitzel sandwich and some fries right about now.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM (/DRav)

104 > Maybe I just need more coffee this morning.

Also, a beer. It is the German Way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM (hKLpI)

105 "Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM (tQASX)

106 More interestingly, I discovered that the Library of Congress has old newspapers online, so you can actually read newspapers from 1898.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

--

You just know that some scoundrel has already done the crossword puzzles.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 09:51 AM (Rvt88)

107 Beer and coffee?

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:31 AM (fbgDX)


Big question is whether the coffee gets cold before the beer gets warm. Or vice versa.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 09:51 AM (mRtYs)

108 Abend?

Nah, I just dress left
Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 09:42 AM (vd8XM)
++++++++
How did they predict the nomenclature for a mainframe job failure long before the machine's invention?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 09:51 AM (hYcqw)

109 People used to have cafes? Where you drank coffee and stuff? Musta been nice.

Posted by: Elaine Ash at July 07, 2020 09:51 AM (mDQsA)

110 Chick is checking out paper dude.
Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:32 AM (fbgDX)

She seems disappointed that the paper holds greater interest for him than she does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2020 09:51 AM (c/wU8)

111 Maybe a man bun under the top hat?

Posted by: Bruce at July 07, 2020 09:52 AM (vd8XM)

112 People used to have cafes? Where you drank coffee and stuff? Musta been nice.
Posted by: Elaine Ash at July 07, 2020 09:51 AM (mDQsA)
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Don't forget the employees with attitude.

Never find that these days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:52 AM (WEBkv)

113 Life's a batch, then you ABEND.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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ISWYDT.

Well done!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 09:53 AM (Rvt88)

114 I prefer Greater Urys works.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

115 The chair is against the wall.

They're all facing in the same direction.

And is the dude using a frame to hold the noozepaper up?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 09:53 AM (HaL55)

116 The penguins are under the bed, repeat, under the bed. They are not in the refrigerator.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM


That's what we wanted you to think.

Doo bee doo bee doo....

Posted by: The Penguins at July 07, 2020 09:53 AM (ejd/p)

117
Don't forget the employees with attitude.

Never find that these days.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:52 AM (WEBkv)


"Nein! Wir haben keine Schnitzel!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:53 AM (mht8P)

118 She's the sniper. This is a close-up job she'll do with a silencer.

-
Leave the gun. Take the canolli.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)

119 Rachel Broshi told Wrocklage, "It hurts people when they see a white
man bouncing a brown baby on their lap and they don't know the context.
That is harmful."
Broshi, and several other council members, argued that the image of a white man holding a black child was inherently racist."


If and when we decide to go full Pinochet, we could do worse than starting with the NYC City Council.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 09:54 AM (3SIUH)

120 Life's a batch, then you ABEND.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM (hKLpI)
+++++++++++++
:: golf clap ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 09:54 AM (hYcqw)

121 "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 09:54 AM (tQASX)

122 > Und now iz ze time on Art Thread ven ve dance.

A capacity crowd in the Dusseldorf Kunstskeller, enjoying the daily beer-and-coffee special, waiting for Kraftwerk to take the stage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:55 AM (hKLpI)

123 85 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 09:46 AM (BDZWU)
===

Sorry!

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 09:55 AM (BDZWU)

124 Whenever I see these blurry paintings I wonder whether the artist was painting what they saw, and needed glasses

Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 07, 2020 09:55 AM (48RE5)

125 119 Rachel Broshi told Wrocklage, "It hurts people when they see a white
man bouncing a brown baby on their lap and they don't know the context.
That is harmful."
Broshi, and several other council members, argued that the image of a white man holding a black child was inherently racist."


If and when we decide to go full Pinochet, we could do worse than starting with the NYC City Council.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 09:54 AM (3SIUH)

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This is what they are concerned about right now instead of the increased violence (gun violence!) on the streets of their beautiful city they love just so much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

126 Turns out the Jews made real white people hate the blacks.

https://bit.ly/2ZJC7Sh

Ahh, the mental acuity of the NFL.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

127 > Well done!

> Posted by: Tonypete

Not original... that one was was around in my youth, a mere 29 years ago.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (hKLpI)

128 Sorry!

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 09:55 AM (BDZWU)

No problem...just a reminder!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (dLLD6)

129 gruntle phoobop stinglit poop!

Posted by: Kurt at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (dW1c7)

130 It was a dark and stormy night. In a restaurant somewhere a lady in a pimp hat had tea.

Posted by: Bert G at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (OMsf+)

131 I would kill for a schnitzel sandwich and some fries right about now.


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 09:50 AM

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I would do the same for a pork schnitzel and some fried potato's. Haven't had a good one since I left Germany in 78.


There was a place in Canton, OH called the Gisen House that came somewhat close though. They are closed now.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (JUOKG)

132 Rachel Broshi told Wrocklage, "It hurts people when they see a white
man bouncing a brown baby on their lap and they don't know the context.
That is harmful."
Broshi, and several other council members, argued that the image of a white man holding a black child was inherently racist."


If and when we decide to go full Pinochet, we could do worse than starting with the NYC City Council.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 09:54 AM (3SIUH)
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I guess adopting a child of another race is right out, along with having children with someone of another race.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (WEBkv)

133 So, this has probably already come up, but I'll blunder in without reading a hundred comments...

Is Top Hat Guy having both a beer and a cup of coffee?
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Linked in nic - my fave of the ten Bill of Rights cartoons I did back in 2013. Click the embiggened version for easier reading.

Posted by: mindful webworker
We're not quartering. We're fortifying!
at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (HqWIn)

134 Turns out the Jews made real white people hate the blacks.

https://bit.ly/2ZJC7Sh

Ahh, the mental acuity of the NFL.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

And not a word from the nfl or the eagles...cowardly cunts

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (85Gof)

135 I guess adopting a child of another race is right out, along with having children with someone of another race.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (WEBkv)
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Yeah, almost like they're neo-segregationists. Odd, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (hYcqw)

136 >Big question is whether the coffee gets cold before the beer gets warm. Or vice versa.


Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 09:51 AM (mRtYs)


This is something we test every morning at Walleye Camp in NW Ontario. The answer is that neither will happen if you apply yourself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 07, 2020 09:58 AM (sjdRT)

137 If you click on the pic twice, she's looks mean as hell.


Mean Bernadette Peters.

Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 09:58 AM (XTyi0)

138 The German Army is marching toward Belgium.



Which they never seem to remember.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 07, 2020 09:39 AM (nRWPy)

Chief of German General Staff flips coin: "Alright, heads we march into Belgium, tails we slouch towards Jerusalem. Heads it is! Let's march." (pockets two-headed coin)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2020 09:58 AM (c/wU8)

139 Guten Morgen:

Bringen sie mir drei glas bier, bitte.

Danke sehr.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 07, 2020 09:58 AM (evgyj)

140 Three quarters of people who live with a coronavirus sufferer may develop 'silent' immunity not detected by antibody tests, study finds

I have been saying this for weeks!

Texas
Total Number of Antibody Tests Reported 207,980
Number of Positive Antibody Tests Reported 7,368
3.54%

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (JFO2v)

141 There was a place in Canton, OH called the Gisen House that came somewhat close though. They are closed now.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

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In the 70's and 80's that was the place to be. One small quibble though, it was actually in North Canton. Which was originally called 'New Berlin' but WWI took care of that.

And now you know. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (Rvt88)

142 119 Rachel Broshi told Wrocklage, "It hurts people when they see a white
man bouncing a brown baby on their lap and they don't know the context.
That is harmful."
Broshi, and several other council members, argued that the image of a white man holding a black child was inherently racist."


If and when we decide to go full Pinochet, we could do worse than starting with the NYC City Council.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 09:54 AM (3SIUH)

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This is what they are concerned about right now instead of the increased violence (gun violence!) on the streets of their beautiful city they love just so much.


At the risk of being redundant once again, this appears to be some sort of mental illness. What is wrong with these people that they automatically read something nefarious into an innocent scene?

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (HaL55)

143 Mr scott. my daughter and grandkids live in Canton OH. I visit there every year.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (/DRav)

144
I would do the same for a pork schnitzel and some fried potato's. Haven't had a good one since I left Germany in 78.

We used to go to a German restaurant in Lebanon, OH that had great food. The owner closed it to do the kitchens at the state prison.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (mht8P)

145 > About ax useless a major as Women's Studies

There's a....piece of writing (or something) in the UK's Guardian today by a professor of women's studies and "feminist geography" (whatever the fuck that is).

According to her, all our cities are unwelcoming to teh wimmenz because, among other things, skyscrapers are phallic symbols.

I think if you look at a skyscraper and see a dick, you probably need to go out and get some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (hKLpI)

146 I like this painting.

Why is the woman there alone? What is the gentleman reading about so intently? Why is that guest on the patio talking to a ghost?

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 07, 2020 10:00 AM (6mvRv)

147 That looks like a cafe I found near Rammstein.

It was called Der Meep.


:ducking:

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:00 AM (Ve//x)

148 It was was a dark and stormy night, her fake lashes fluttered like wings of a butterfly.....then fell off in the rain...

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 10:00 AM (tQASX)

149
According to her, all our cities are unwelcoming to teh wimmenz because, among other things, skyscrapers are phallic symbols.

I think if you look at a skyscraper and see a dick, you probably need to go out and get some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (hKLpI)


Why are normal people allowing lunatics to push them around? Why?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 10:00 AM (mht8P)

150 Yeah, almost like they're neo-segregationists. Odd, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (hYcqw)
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The woke corporations are going to be stuck, now, because they've bent over backwards to show mixed race families in commercials, etc., and, now that that's exploitation, if the woke go back to segregating races in different commercials..that's racist too.

I look forward to it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:00 AM (WEBkv)

151 > Three quarters of people who live with a coronavirus sufferer may develop 'silent' immunity not detected by antibody tests, study finds

Apparently a large number of people who've had other coronaviruses (there are a bunch of them) are also partially or totally immune to Chinese Lung Rot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:00 AM (hKLpI)

152 145
According to her, all our cities are unwelcoming to teh wimmenz because, among other things, skyscrapers are phallic symbols.

I think if you look at a skyscraper and see a dick, you probably need to go out and get some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (hKLpI)

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So, the crazy left is now turning against cities.

Interesting...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:01 AM (LvTSG)

153
I guess adopting a child of another race is right out, along with having children with someone of another race.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (WEBkv)

I think you've hit on something. Krapperdick is racially confused. In his frustration he's lashing out at the world around him. Just like any other 3 y.o.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 07, 2020 10:01 AM (48RE5)

154 Nice artwork, CBD.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 07, 2020 10:01 AM (VcFUs)

155 I think if you look at a skyscraper and see a dick, you probably need to go out and get some.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (hKLpI)
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A lot of skyscrapers are covered in glass and she probably sees her reflection.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:01 AM (WEBkv)

156
There was a place in Canton, OH called the Gisen House that came somewhat close though. They are closed now.

Posted by: Mr. Scott



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In the 70's and 80's that was the place to be. One small quibble
though, it was actually in North Canton. Which was originally called
'New Berlin' but WWI took care of that.



And now you know. . . .


Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM

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It's all Canton to me and I grew up around there.


But that place was the absolute bomb. There was always a line to get in on Friday and Saturday nights.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 10:01 AM (JUOKG)

157 I guess adopting a child of another race is right out, along with having children with someone of another race.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 09:57 AM (WEBkv)

The left is pushing segregation...again. This time, ironically, the klan is black.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 10:02 AM (9Om/r)

158 The Lady knows what she wants.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 07, 2020 10:02 AM (XuKkE)

159 Guy in hat is Jack Nicholson. Pretty soon the bartender is going to come over and give him advice on how to "correct" the woman.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:02 AM (hKLpI)

160 What about dogs? Am I allowed to have a Black Lab?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:02 AM (Ve//x)

161 >Three quarters of people who live with a coronavirus sufferer may
develop 'silent' immunity not detected by antibody tests, study finds



I'm holding out for Double Secret Immunity

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 07, 2020 10:03 AM (iTXRQ)

162 Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: runner at July 07, 2020 10:03 AM (tQASX)

163 Abend means crash on the mainframe.

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (fbgDX)


Abnormal Ending?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:03 AM (q1Pj5)

164 So, the crazy left is now turning against cities.

Interesting...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Eventually they'll be raging against the rocks and trees.

Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (XTyi0)

165 Perhaps she would get his attention by taking off her coat.

Posted by: SH at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (sX1BW)

166 It's like Dana Delany looking at Kurt Russell in "Tombstone".

"I want one."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (dfRN6)

167 Uncle Tom's Diner?

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (/6GbT)

168 It's all Canton to me and I grew up around there.

But that place was the absolute bomb. There was always a line to get in on Friday and Saturday nights.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

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So'd I. Plain Township.

*Forrest Gump wave*

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (Rvt88)

169 I met her at a Dadaist bar in Vienna shortly after the First World War ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (6mvRv)

170 142 At the risk of being redundant once again, this appears to be some sort of mental illness. What is wrong with these people that they automatically read something nefarious into an innocent scene?

#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (HaL55)

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Sickness that's encouraged.

I wonder how much of it, across the entire country, is genuine mental illness and how much is just response to incentives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

171 What about dogs? Am I allowed to have a Black Lab?

Only the CIA has those.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (HaL55)

172 Black Lab?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:02 AM (Ve//x)

yes Black Labs Matter

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (JFO2v)

173 Churchill's daughter Mary spent many months after turning 18 manning an anti-aircraft gun. What a family.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 07, 2020 07:56 AM (NVYyb)


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Churchill's mother, Jennie, was a cousin of Teddy Roosevelt. She was American, so her grand daughter had good genes!

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (lonOK)

174 Eventually they'll be raging against the rocks and trees.
Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (XTyi0)

They've already been pushing "National parks are racist"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (LZ7Gl)

175 The Guardian says that architecture is sexist.
'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?

https://tinyurl.com/y76a9x3t

and no its not the Onion

Posted by: McCool at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (+Lg8f)

176 137 If you click on the pic twice, she's looks mean as hell.
Mean Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 09:58 AM (XTyi0)

She's cold, and wishing somebody would close the verdammt door!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (48RE5)

177 163 Abend means crash on the mainframe.

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (fbgDX)

Abnormal Ending?
Posted by: Count de Monet

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Yep

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (Rvt88)

178 According to her, all our cities are unwelcoming to teh wimmenz because, among other things, skyscrapers are phallic symbols.

I think if you look at a skyscraper and see a dick, you probably need to go out and get some.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (hKLpI)
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A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (hYcqw)

179 Three quarters of people who live with a coronavirus sufferer may develop 'silent' immunity not detected by antibody tests, study finds



Because this is a majik virus that doesn't follow the laws of medicine.

This virus does things no other virus in the history of the world does.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (iUBwE)

180
Churchill's mother, Jennie, was a cousin of Teddy Roosevelt. She was American, so her grand daughter had good genes!

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (lonOK)


She was a nymphomaniac. She'd screw anything in trousers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (mht8P)

181 Churchill's mother, Jennie, was a cousin of Teddy Roosevelt. She was American, so her grand daughter had good genes!
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (lonOK)
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Churchill's mother flouted her lovers in front of her husband, and, there wasn't much her husband could do about it, because he'd contracted a "social disease."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (WEBkv)

182 I am traveling by air. Changing in OHare.

3/4 of the vendors are closed.

I don't know how the economy is doing as well as it is.

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (fbgDX)

183 Fun Fact:.. The high school football game between Masilion and Canton is the oldest rivarlry in the country. Go Tigers

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (/DRav)

184 178 A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM (hYcqw)

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That leaves a lot of phallic symbols laying sideways.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

185 Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (JUOKG)

The Biergarten in Portsmouth, VA. Fantastic.
Though, their beer selection has gone down since they have to produce disposable menus for the time being.


Oh, and I make a pretty darn good schnitzel myself. And sauerbraten.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:07 AM (mRtYs)

186 I wonder how much of it, across the entire country, is genuine mental illness and how much is just response to incentives.
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Chicken and the egg. Also just not growing up. We live in the most care free time of human history from a survival standpoint.

Posted by: SH at July 07, 2020 10:07 AM (sX1BW)

187 Flouted?

Flaunted.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:07 AM (WEBkv)

188 'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?

https://tinyurl.com/screeching-harpy

Side note: I'm always amused when a communist newspaper like The Guardian gets in your face with incessant pleas for money.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:08 AM (hKLpI)

189 That leaves a lot of phallic symbols laying sideways.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
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Yup. Long assembly plants are also phallic, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)

190 Flouted?

Flaunted.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:07 AM (WEBkv)

Flauted.

Posted by: Jethro Tull at July 07, 2020 10:09 AM (c/wU8)

191 Three quarters of people who live with a coronavirus
sufferer may develop 'silent' immunity not detected by antibody tests,
study finds



I have been saying this for weeks!



Texas

Total Number of Antibody Tests Reported 207,980

Number of Positive Antibody Tests Reported 7,368

3.54%



Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (JFO2v)

I tested negative for C-19 antibodies on my June 24 blood donation, they tells me. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:09 AM (q1Pj5)

192 Haha, Rodrigo found the Gaurdian lunacy before me !
great minds read the same stuff..

Posted by: McCool at July 07, 2020 10:09 AM (+Lg8f)

193 I don't know how the economy is doing as well as it is.
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I suspect, it isn't doing as well as it looks - and frankly depending on where you are, where you work, it doesn't look well at all. But I do think there is an optimism of some sort of V-shaped recovery because the fundamentals are there. From a macro standpoint, the economy should do well. But there will be many micro losses.

Posted by: SH at July 07, 2020 10:09 AM (sX1BW)

194 piccoloed.

Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 10:10 AM (XTyi0)

195 I think if you look at a skyscraper and see a dick





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (hKLpI)


You're the dog. Woof.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:10 AM (mRtYs)

196 > Haha, Rodrigo found the Gaurdian lunacy before me ! great minds read the same stuff..

But you beat me to posting the URL. I had to go back and find it again.

You gotta be fast around here.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:10 AM (hKLpI)

197 I wonder how much of it, across the entire country, is genuine mental illness and how much is just response to incentives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)


How many democrats are there? There's your genuine mental illness count.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 10:11 AM (9Om/r)

198 Progressive thought process:

I learned a thing from my very smart professor who wrote a book on the thing. I don't understand it, but the prof is very smart, therefore I believe it.

Now I am telling you the thing. You understand that I am very smart and educated, and i just gave you the bonafides of my learning, therefore you must now believe the thing and tell others.

"I don't believe the thing based on XYZ"

I just told you how smart my professor is, you know how smart I am, you must believe the thing!

"No, i have a different opinion"

The only reason you won't believe the thing is either because you are too stupid to understand how smart my professor and I are, or you are a dangerous person acting out of racism and bigotry. Either way you must be silenced before you spread your ideas to others.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)

199 I think if you look at a skyscraper and see a dick, you probably need to go out and get some.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:59 AM (hKLpI)

Do they think giant pink holes in the ground would be a better use of space? What do these mental midgets propose? Not that I GAF.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 10:11 AM (ffond)

200 She's early for the Red Hat luncheon tomorrow, or still drinking from todays.

Posted by: DaveA at July 07, 2020 10:11 AM (FhXTo)

201 Sickness that's encouraged.

I wonder how much of it, across the entire country, is genuine mental illness and how much is just response to incentives.


The end result appears the same in both cases. So one could argue they're no different from each other.

I should go find that article that Insty posted a while back showing that emotions were contagious. It appears they can be transmitted electronically through socialist media, too.

Our feminized society allows the emotionally stunted to be coddled and catered to when they need to be told to grow up and get over it. There's going to be an awful lot in life that they won't like, but they have to live with it and stop acting like spoiled brats all the time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:12 AM (HaL55)

202 I would hope I have gaggles of 'Rona antibodies hanging out inside me. That's a Good Thing.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:12 AM (bCLt0)

203 Three quarters of people who live with a coronavirus sufferer may develop 'silent' immunity not detected by antibody tests, study finds


Or the antibody tests suck

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 07, 2020 10:12 AM (nRWPy)

204 198 "No, i have a different opinion"

The only reason you won't believe the thing is either because you are too stupid to understand how smart my professor and I are, or you are a dangerous person acting out of racism and bigotry. Either way you must be silenced before you spread your ideas to others.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)

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It's like you've had a debate on Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

205 175 The Guardian says that architecture is sexist.
'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?

https://tinyurl.com/y76a9x3t

and no its not the Onion
Posted by: McCool at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (+Lg8f)

So I guess the St. Louis Arch is Okay.

Posted by: The Joker at July 07, 2020 10:13 AM (Izzlo)

206 'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?



https://tinyurl.com/y76a9x3t



and no its not the Onion

Posted by: McCool at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (+Lg8f)

If you see buildings ejaculating into the sky maybe take a little less Ambien?

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 10:13 AM (ffond)

207 piccoloed.
Posted by: eleven


Blown

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:13 AM (iUBwE)

208 Do they think giant pink holes in the ground would be a better use of space? What do these mental midgets propose? Not that I GAF.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 10:11 AM (ffond)
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Land is scarce and expensive, buildings go tall.

Land is cheap and abundant, building sprawl.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:13 AM (WEBkv)

209 201 The end result appears the same in both cases. So one could argue they're no different from each other.

I should go find that article that Insty posted a while back showing that emotions were contagious. It appears they can be transmitted electronically through socialist media, too.

Our feminized society allows the emotionally stunted to be coddled and catered to when they need to be told to grow up and get over it. There's going to be an awful lot in life that they won't like, but they have to live with it and stop acting like spoiled brats all the time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:12 AM (HaL55)

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I was mostly thinking from a recovery stand point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:13 AM (LvTSG)

210 Cafe Bauer. Known for its pastries, espresso and cold-blooded killers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 07, 2020 10:14 AM (wPVhA)

211 I believe she's just on the point of saying, "Come up and see me sometime."

Posted by: m at July 07, 2020 10:14 AM (UcJxa)

212 210 Cafe Bauer. Known for its pastries, espresso and cold-blooded killers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 07, 2020 10:14 AM (wPVhA)

I see Chloe sitting there.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:14 AM (bCLt0)

213 It's like you've had a debate on Twitter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
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or made the mistake of talking more than 30 seconds with a lefty co-worker.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:14 AM (WEBkv)

214 That chick in the corner is gonna ask the guy up to her room and then shoot him. This is known

Posted by: Robert Redford at July 07, 2020 10:14 AM (0jyyp)

215 205 175 The Guardian says that architecture is sexist.
'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?

https://tinyurl.com/y76a9x3t

and no its not the Onion
Posted by: McCool at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM (+Lg8f)

So I guess the St. Louis Arch is Okay.
Posted by: The Joker at July 07, 2020 10:13 AM (Izzlo)

If I recall being scared of a bridge or tunnel means you are scared of the vajayjay.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (JFO2v)

216 > So I guess the St. Louis Arch is Okay.

> Posted by: The Joker

You might well think so, but that's not the case.

Rather than a "phallic symbol", that would be an "objectification of disembodied female genitalia".

That's how the feminism game is played.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (hKLpI)

217 'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?



What about grain silos out in the country?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (q1Pj5)

218 great minds read the same stuff..

Posted by: McCool at July 07, 2020 10:09 AM (+Lg8f)


If you're reading the Grauniad, you're not demonstrating a "great mind".

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (mRtYs)

219 Flouted?

Flaunted.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:07 AM (WEBkv)

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Nobody flouted like Ian Anderson.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (wPVhA)

220 Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?



What about grain silos out in the country?
Posted by: Count de Monet



Chubbies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (iUBwE)

221 217 'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?

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So, do tall buildings regularly ejaculate? Is this something I missed on my trip to NYC?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

222 More white Darwin Award winners although not a "bad" as in Seattle.

Video is at the guy's website accessible by hitting the page linked by the tweet and scroll down a bit (including past the advertising video that's near the page top!)

https://twitter.com/WayneDupreeShow/status/
1280498274974289922

Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (TZi47)

223 Sometimes a skyscraper is just a skyscraper.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (bCLt0)

224 Come on, be honest. Wouldn't you hate fuck a Dem just because?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (/DRav)

225 The perspective is all effed up; dude is looking at a blank sheet of paper; woman in background looks cartoonish and pale. I'll give it a 2 out if 10.

Posted by: Model_1066 at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (wyNrR)

226 Turns out the Jews made real white people hate the blacks.



https://bit.ly/2ZJC7Sh



Ahh, the mental acuity of the NFL.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)




The Washington Redskins Farrakhans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (YeeiP)

227 >>>Chick is checking out paper dude.


That's Karen, just waiting for him to do something unacceptable to her.

Posted by: Fat gender studies chick with purple hair at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (2M/TV)

228 So I guess the St. Louis Arch is Okay.
Posted by: The Joker

This is why I come here. For the wit. Well, and ace in furious mode.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (u82oZ)

229 So, do tall buildings regularly ejaculate? Is this something I missed on my trip to NYC?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


That's not pigeon shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (iUBwE)

230 > What about grain silos out in the country?

Even more so. Those contain seed, making the analogy even more appropriate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (hKLpI)

231 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (Pzzpr)

Probably auto-zapped, but that's not a half-bad art critique from MUMR.

Posted by: m at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (UcJxa)

232
33 Title translation - Night at the Cafe Bauer

No word if Jack Bauer is on premise.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 09:36 AM (0bkJJ)


Were he there, a digital clock would appear in this.

It does not, so he is not. Q.E.D.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

233 damn sock

Posted by: fly at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (2M/TV)

234 piccoloed.

Posted by: eleven







Brian?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (YeeiP)

235 Sometimes a skyscraper is just a giant dick full of people.

Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (XTyi0)

236 231 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE NEIL GORSUCH at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (Pzzpr)

Probably auto-zapped, but that's not a half-bad art critique from MUMR.
Posted by: m at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (UcJxa)

What I was thinking.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (bCLt0)

237
Even more so. Those contain seed, making the analogy even more appropriate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (hKLpI)
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Ah, and now we've arrived at the real reason for grain elevator explosions.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (WEBkv)

238 What about grain silos out in the country?

**********

Oh, not at all. Out in the country we don't need to imagine that buildings are penises, we just watch the barn animals "doing it". Have you ever seen a stallion's dong? Bazinga!!

Posted by: A penis-deprived leftist at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (Fc5rx)

239 I guess the Grand Tetons are right out then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (q1Pj5)

240 235 Sometimes a skyscraper is just a giant dick full of people.
Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (XTyi0)

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Are the people going to go out and try and impregnate some eggs?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

241 > If you're reading the Grauniad, you're not demonstrating a "great mind".

Reading it because you're making fun of it and reading it because you believe it: not really the same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (hKLpI)

242 Is a tampon a phallic symbol? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Model_1066 at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (wyNrR)

243 241 > If you're reading the Grauniad, you're not demonstrating a "great mind".

Reading it because you're making fun of it and reading it because you believe it: not really the same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (hKLpI)

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Giving them clicks, though...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

244 Mediocre Coffee Houses of the World was one of The Bradford Exchange's less successful series of collector plates.

Even the brilliant 14 karat gold leaf rim didn't help sales much.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (wPVhA)

245 So suburbs are bad because everthing is spread out. Cities are bad because the buildings look like penises. I think the point of this is to keep us occupied trying to make sense if their nonsense while they are busy teaching our kids about marxism.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (dNzKv)

246 243 241 > If you're reading the Grauniad, you're not demonstrating a "great mind".

Reading it because you're making fun of it and reading it because you believe it: not really the same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (hKLpI)

========

Giving them clicks, though...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

Ah, the Digital Age Dilemma.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (bCLt0)

247 > Brian?

Jenny?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (hKLpI)

248 Hurrah! I finally scored an appointment with a new barber to get my COVID mullet chopped.

My old barber packed up shop and said, "Fuck it! This COVID lunacy isn't worth it, - I could be out on the lake fishing."

Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (95j/9)

249 Congratulations, Vance. You're an even bigger totalitarian shithead than Patterico, at least in this example

https://tinyurl.com/ybk7rspa

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (y7DUB)

250 I guess the Grand Tetons are right out then.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (q1Pj5)

They are here!

Posted by: The Pussykat Klub at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (c/wU8)

251
Ghislaine's Missed Assignation

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (pNxlR)

252 Count de Monet

We need to design a grain storage area / maintenance facility with 2 adjacent Buckminster Fuller domes and one large grain silo above the two domes junction spot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (u82oZ)

253 > Giving them clicks, though...

Judging by the non-stop begging, I don't think they're making much from clicks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (hKLpI)

254 My old barber packed up shop and said, "Fuck it! This COVID lunacy isn't worth it, - I could be out on the lake fishing."
Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (95j/9)
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I can see why you might have appreciated your old barber.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (WEBkv)

255 245 So suburbs are bad because everthing is spread out. Cities are bad because the buildings look like penises. I think the point of this is to keep us occupied trying to make sense if their nonsense while they are busy teaching our kids about marxism.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (dNzKv)


Ultimately, it's all Communist gibberish.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (bCLt0)

256 What about grain silos out in the country?


Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:15 AM (q1Pj5)


Well, they're shaped like a penis, and it takes hard work to fill them, so phallic and sexist. But, they contain life-giving substance, so they must be feminine. Hence, grain silos are transgender.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (mRtYs)

257 So , just finished watching Warrior Nun on Netflix. I dont the Church will be happy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:21 AM (/DRav)

258 Probably auto-zapped, but that's not a half-bad art critique from MUMR.

Posted by: m at July 07, 2020 10:17 AM (UcJxa)



What I was thinking.


Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (bCLt0)

Yeah. Approx 1 in 500 of xis dribblings is actually worth a shit.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 10:21 AM (ffond)

259 239 I guess the Grand Tetons are right out then.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (q1Pj5)


Don't even get started on Lake Titicaca.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:21 AM (dNzKv)

260
Well, they're shaped like a penis, and it takes hard work to fill them, so phallic and sexist. But, they contain life-giving substance, so they must be feminine. Hence, grain silos are transgender.
Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (mRtYs)

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Could I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Larry Kroger at July 07, 2020 10:21 AM (wPVhA)

261 > Don't even get started on Lake Titicaca.

Homo Erectus was always good for a laugh in school.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:22 AM (hKLpI)

262 But the midwest girls all have huuuuge....... tracts of land!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:22 AM (dNzKv)

263 I've been seeing a few items lately about Chester Benningfield lately. He was the lead singer of the band Linkin Park and committed suicide a few years ago. Apparently there have been rumors for years that he was the illegitimate child of John Podesta.

If you look up pictures of Benningfield, the resemblance between the two is uncanny. Benningfield was abused as a child and many of the band's songs allude to his past abuse. And the symbol of the band is similar to one the FBI has identified signifying man-boy love.

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 10:22 AM (BDZWU)

264 The guy in the painting is reading an early edition of AOSHQ.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (VWp7G)

265 261 > Don't even get started on Lake Titicaca.

Homo Erectus was always good for a laugh in school.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:22 AM (hKLpI)

Of course, there's Uranus. Would bring the house down.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (bCLt0)

266 She's not actually looking at Top Hat Guy. She's looking past him and wondering, "Why is there a guy with an easel in here?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (4zyav)

267 Is a tampon a phallic symbol? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Model_1066



White Supremacy.

White, uptight & outta sight!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (iUBwE)

268 Thinking of clicks:

Remember, occasionally click an ad on Ace's frontpage. It puts money in his pocket.

Also, if you ever see the results of a generic ad buy from a Democrat that puts ads on Ace, click it a few times. Democrats will be directly funding Ace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

269 Thanks, CBD. This is a nice one.

Posted by: m at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (UcJxa)

270 So suburbs are bad because everthing is spread out.
Cities are bad because the buildings look like penises. I think the
point of this is to keep us occupied trying to make sense if their
nonsense while they are busy teaching our kids about marxism.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:19 AM (dNzKv)

Criticism is easy. Creation is hard.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 10:24 AM (ffond)

271 267 Is a tampon a phallic symbol? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Model_1066



White Supremacy.

White, uptight & outta sight!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (iUBwE)

Penis earrings. Hmmmm

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:24 AM (bCLt0)

272 not really the same thing.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:18 AM (hKLpI)


No. But, it's still sucking brain cells out and flushing them. Mocking them just proves you've got more to start with.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:24 AM (mRtYs)

273 268 Thinking of clicks:

Remember, occasionally click an ad on Ace's frontpage. It puts money in his pocket.

Also, if you ever see the results of a generic ad buy from a Democrat that puts ads on Ace, click it a few times. Democrats will be directly funding Ace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

So, no DDG, then??

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)

274 Do you ever think Homo erectus will explore Uranis?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:25 AM (dNzKv)

275 Penis earrings. Hmmmm
Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:24 AM (bCLt0)
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Already been done, or, close to it.

Some stupid bint, probably CNN, wore tampons as earrings while on national tv.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:25 AM (WEBkv)

276 274 Do you ever think Homo erectus will explore Uranis?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:25 AM (dNzKv)


In Frisco.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)

277 Mean Bernadette Peters.

Bunk.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 07, 2020 10:25 AM (qc+VF)

278 'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky'

That was just the Chrysler building with giant globs of exploded Sta-Puft marshmallow man dribbling down.

Filed under: P'shops I might think to do but won't.

Posted by: mindful webworker
We're not quartering. We're fortifying!
at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (HqWIn)

279 The Guardian says that architecture is sexist.
'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?

https://tinyurl.com/y76a9x3t

and no its not the Onion
Posted by: McCool at July 07, 2020 10:05 AM


Total phallusy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)

280 257 So , just finished watching Warrior Nun on Netflix. I dont the Church will be happy.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:21 AM (/DRav)

Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT happy.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydecxyvp

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (b4J4U)

281 Don't even get started on Lake Titicaca.
===

Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy!

Posted by: Superintendent Chalmers at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (BDZWU)

282 The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a discourse on Pieronie's Disease, I suppose.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (oVJmc)

283 Where can one find the definitive list of "official" names for COVID-19 flu? Wuhan flu/Chinese lung rot/Hong Kong Protester Remediation Kit/etc...

Posted by: silent at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (xh1To)

284 I've never seen a building "thrust."

Thrust is an action. It's initial election could be a thrust, but that's it.

Otherwise, it's a metaphors for your visual experience and that's on you.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (nRWPy)

285 Some stupid bint, probably CNN, wore tampons as earrings while on national tv.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:25 AM (WEBkv)


MSNBC, actually.

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (mRtYs)

286 283 Where can one find the definitive list of "official" names for COVID-19 flu? Wuhan flu/Chinese lung rot/Hong Kong Protester Remediation Kit/etc...
Posted by: silent at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (xh1To)

The 'Rona.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (bCLt0)

287 Anybody else day drinking to get through life?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (/DRav)

288
Turns out the Jews made real white people hate the blacks.

https://bit.ly/2ZJC7Sh

Ahh, the mental acuity of the NFL.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)


He seems nice. And mentally challenged.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (pNxlR)

289 We need to design a grain storage area / maintenance
facility with 2 adjacent Buckminster Fuller domes and one large grain
silo above the two domes junction spot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 07, 2020 10:20 AM (u82oZ)


Painted just the right way, that would be something!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:28 AM (q1Pj5)

290 It is disconcerting to see the leftist academic lunatic weltanschaung go mainstream. I suppose it was inevitable.

Punctuality is "white supremacy", but don't you dare be late to the mandatory Hate Whitey struggle sessions. 2 PM sharp, guys! Be there - or lose yer job!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2020 10:28 AM (8Z2uw)

291 Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy!
Posted by: Superintendent Chalmers at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (BDZWU)
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The sheer amount of brain lock that would occur, trying to process all that into a joke, would do a fine job of preventing any snide remarks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:28 AM (WEBkv)

292 280 257 So , just finished watching Warrior Nun on Netflix. I dont the Church will be happy.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:21 AM (/DRav)

Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT happy.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydecxyvp
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (b4J4U)

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 07, 2020 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

293 Skyscrapers are skyscrapers because of the high price per square foot of real estate combined with the unavailability of large lots in big cities. Not because they look like dicks. Unless one is retarded.

Vagina-shaped buildings would not be cost-efficient.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (FtO5h)

294
Come on, be honest. Wouldn't you hate fuck a Dem just because?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (/DRav)

I'm pretty sure I have on occasion, but that was in a time before the blue haired orca.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (9Om/r)

295 White Supremacy.



White, uptight outta sight!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:23 AM (iUBwE)

Tighty-Whities?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (q1Pj5)

296 177 163 Abend means crash on the mainframe.

Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (fbgDX)

Abnormal Ending?
Posted by: Count de Monet

---

Yep


Well Abby someone.

Posted by: JimH at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (NzURT)

297
Some stupid bint, probably CNN, wore tampons as earrings while on national tv.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


Fighting the patriarchy by wearing symbols of the patriarchy!

She was being "ironical".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (pNxlR)

298 Currently, I'm getting ads for lovesac.

Pricey sectionals.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (nRWPy)

299 > Painted just the right way, that would be something!

Maybe with a bunch of shaggy shrubs around the base for landscaping.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (hKLpI)

300 MSNBC, actually.
Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (mRtYs)
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Ah, the outfit that makes CNN look respectable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (WEBkv)

301 Skyscrapers are skyscrapers because of the high price per square foot of real estate combined with the unavailability of large lots in big cities. Not because they look like dicks. Unless one is retarded.

Vagina-shaped buildings would not be cost-efficient.
Posted by: Guy Smiley



Considering they'd have to shut down for a week once a month.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (iUBwE)

302 Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why do you ask?

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Try to make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart Guy!
Posted by: Superintendent Chalmers at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (BDZWU)
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But did you ever make it to Climax, Colorado?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (4zyav)

303 >>>Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT happy.



Guess you don't want my racist money, then? No problemo.

The American Catholic Church is in real trouble. They're following this woke Pope to the ends of the Earth, and it's pushing Catholics away.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (VWp7G)

304
The only reason you won't believe the thing is either because you are too stupid to understand how smart my professor and I are, or you are a dangerous person acting out of racism and bigotry. Either way you must be silenced before you spread your ideas to others.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)

I wonder how many people realize that is pure Religious Zealotry? It is the same thing as saying, Thus says the Koran, Thus taught Mohammed, all who do not believe are Infidels and must be killed.

The great innovation of Western Civilization was to allow independent Intellectual thought and analysis to coexist with religious thought, with religious beliefs prevalent in terms of morality and Intellectual thought processes (ie, science and logic) dominant in relation to this world.

This new religion is throwing all of that away, and going to back to all of the excesses of the most fanatical zealotry of the past.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)

305 AOC takes off mask to blow bubbles with kids. Only 10:30AM here, and thats gotta be the dumbest thing I've seen so far.

Posted by: Menack at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (buTO7)

306 > Thrust is an action. It's initial election could be a thrust, but that's it.

There could be a major earthquake or something, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (hKLpI)

307 287 Anybody else day drinking to get through life?

Spent March and April doing just that. Then I stopped because I was affecting my own health in response to a bunch of pseudo-science worshipping flat earthers afraid of catching a cold. I decided to live my life as close to normal as possible and fuck the bastards.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (FtO5h)

308 303 >>>Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT happy.



Guess you don't want my racist money, then? No problemo.

The American Catholic Church is in real trouble. They're following this woke Pope to the ends of the Earth, and it's pushing Catholics away.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (VWp7G)


But where will they go??

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (bCLt0)

309 Vagina-shaped buildings would not be cost-efficient.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (FtO5h)

Unless we could get Sandy Fluke to give up her secrets.

Posted by: ... at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (ffond)

310 303 >>>Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT happy.



Guess you don't want my racist money, then? No problemo.

The American Catholic Church is in real trouble. They're following this woke Pope to the ends of the Earth, and it's pushing Catholics away.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (VWp7G)

==========

Did you know that St. Augustine was black?

Weird coming from a racist institution that one of the Doctors of the Church was black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

311 Skyscrapers are skyscrapers because of the high price per square foot of real estate combined with the unavailability of large lots in big cities. Not because they look like dicks. Unless one is retarded.

Vagina-shaped buildings would not be cost-efficient.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 10:29 AM (FtO5h)
++++++++++++
Look deeper, Guy. The high price per square foot is a consequence of capitalism, which is a white-supremacist and patriarchal ideology. The "build up, not out" concept comes from capitalist distortions that are rooted in patriarchy. Claiming some kind of "economic reality" is just another chauvinistic patriarch's cop-out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (hYcqw)

312 So....

In Pisa the architecture isn't really as virile as in Dubai....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (Ve//x)

313 Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came
out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT
happy.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydecxyvp
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:26 AM (b4J4U)***
Reinforces my decision to no longer contribute to them. Many other charities out there concerning themselves with the Corporal Works of Mercy.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (LGXGf)

314 310

Did you know that St. Augustine was black?

Weird coming from a racist institution that one of the Doctors of the Church was black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

They have pictures of him??

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (bCLt0)

315 >>>But where will they go??


They'll worship on their own, in their own way. You don't need a physical church to be a Catholic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (VWp7G)

316 Considering they'd have to shut down for a week once a month.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (iUBwE)

And some wiseass just always has to ignore that "Do Not Touch The G-Spot" sign to see what happens, and then the whole damn building shakes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 07, 2020 10:33 AM (FtO5h)

317 Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT happy.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydecxyvp
Posted by: Jordan61

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I foresee a significant dropoff in donations and gifts in the future.

What a dumbass.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 10:33 AM (Rvt88)

318 But did you ever make it to Climax, Colorado?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (4zyav)
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No, but I did make it to Morehead, North Carolina.

Posted by: Superintendent Chalmers at July 07, 2020 10:33 AM (BDZWU)

319 The Catholic Church counts on immigrants for growth now, Fuck you and your values.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:33 AM (/DRav)

320 Burning Times will quickly cull out most of the whack jobs, save those who go full Idi Amin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 10:34 AM (0bkJJ)

321 > But where will they go??

(waves)


Posted by: Orthodox Church in America at July 07, 2020 10:34 AM (hKLpI)

322 Look deeper, Guy. The high price per square foot is a consequence of capitalism, which is a white-supremacist and patriarchal ideology. The "build up, not out" concept comes from capitalist distortions that are rooted in patriarchy. Claiming some kind of "economic reality" is just another chauvinistic patriarch's cop-out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (hYcqw)
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Don't forget, Urban Planning, which was to insure an equitable use of land, caused all of these distortions, but not because the planning was wrong, no, it went wrong due to to capitalist exploitation of the flaws in the plan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:35 AM (WEBkv)

323 310 303 >>>Speaking of, our local Catholic Charities CEO came out with a statement about how racist we all are, and our Bishop was NOT happy.



Guess you don't want my racist money, then? No problemo.

The American Catholic Church is in real trouble. They're following this woke Pope to the ends of the Earth, and it's pushing Catholics away.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (VWp7G)

==========

Did you know that St. Augustine was black?

Weird coming from a racist institution that one of the Doctors of the Church was black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

North African =/= black

Posted by: The Joker at July 07, 2020 10:35 AM (Izzlo)

324 The American Catholic Church is in real trouble. They're following this woke Pope to the ends of the Earth, and it's pushing Catholics away.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (VWp7G)
===

I was dating a young woman recently I met through a Catholic dating site. Things seemed to be going well. We had gone to mass and been on a few hikes in addition to talking on the phone. The last time we went to mass, the priest started with that woke stuff too. Apparently it must have shown on my face because a few days later she called and said she didn't see a future together. One of the things she cited was that I had a look of disgust on my face at mass.

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 10:36 AM (BDZWU)

325 A Bend in the Dame is cafe cosetic.

Posted by: redacted at July 07, 2020 10:36 AM (5IHGB)

326 >>>AOC takes off mask to blow bubbles with kids.<<<

Why isn't AOC getting knocked up and pumping out babies? It's disgraceful!

Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 10:36 AM (95j/9)

327 Yuge Luxurious Ury > Greater Ury > Lesser Ury

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2020 10:36 AM (DMUuz)

328 White people are descended from albinos and are freaks of nature. They migrated to lands in the north because they could not cope with the rays of the sun in Africa. All people on earth were black until the albinos learned how to survive and bred with people of color.- Dr. Taji Surwe phd

Posted by: Case at July 07, 2020 10:37 AM (aDSHr)

329
AOC takes off mask to blow bubbles with kids. Only 10:30AM here, and thats gotta be the dumbest thing I've seen so far.
Posted by: Menack


Girl's got mad skillz!

I wonder how Riley ** spoken ominously ** is doing with her underfoot during her Chinese Flu House Quarantine imposed by Nanzi.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:37 AM (pNxlR)

330 Did you know that St. Augustine was black?
Weird coming from a racist institution that one of the Doctors of the Church was black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
They have pictures of him??
Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (bCLt0)

He was born in what is today Algeria and spent his life in Roman North Africa, but based on his mother's name most scholars think that racially, he was Berber. Socially, his family had been Upper Class Roman for at least a century.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

331 Can you imagine a vagina-shaped building, with the entrance in the center of it, at the "bed" of it (or ground floor if you will).

Two wings going off at 45-degree angles to it.

Then one of those wonderful telephoto shots from far away showing 100's of people entering exiting the size of ants.

Man, that would shut women up about this topic forever.

Posted by: scott_t at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (nx387)

332 @324 Augustine, consider yourself fortunate.

Posted by: Old Dude at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (LGXGf)

333 Groove loving = a corduroy condom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (HaL55)

334 Guy from Sugartit, Kentucky says hello.

Posted by: fly at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (2M/TV)

335 Why isn't AOC getting knocked up and pumping out babies? It's disgraceful!


Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 10:36 AM (95j/9)

Would you fuck that? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (9Om/r)

336 330 Did you know that St. Augustine was black?
Weird coming from a racist institution that one of the Doctors of the Church was black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
They have pictures of him??
Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM (bCLt0)

He was born in what is today Algeria and spent his life in Roman North Africa, but based on his mother's name most scholars think that racially, he was Berber. Socially, his family had been Upper Class Roman for at least a century.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

So, who knows, then??

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (bCLt0)

337 Preznit Kanye would be almost as much fun as Preznit Trump.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 10:39 AM (BqIHC)

338 St. Augustine was a barber?

Huh. Like the patron saint of barbers?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:39 AM (Ve//x)

339 Leftists ruin everything. I mean, it's a hobby with some, a vocation with others.

I'm not the most Churchy person, I'd be willing to go to services, though not if some purple haired freak lesbian is up thar bitching about my lawnmower and "global warming". The hell with that. They've lost their minds by allowing that shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2020 10:39 AM (8Z2uw)

340 AOC takes off mask to blow bubbles with kids. Only 10:30AM here, and thats gotta be the dumbest thing I've seen so far.
Posted by: Menack



AND THAT'S how you know it's all about control and not safety.

THEY don't even believe their own bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:39 AM (iUBwE)

341 333 Groove loving = a corduroy condom.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (HaL55)

Ribbed. For her pleasure.

Posted by: The Joker at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (Izzlo)

342 Apparently it must have shown on my face because a
few days later she called and said she didn't see a future together. One
of the things she cited was that I had a look of disgust on my face at
mass.

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 10:36 AM (BDZWU)


Divine intervention.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (9Om/r)

343 Then one of those wonderful telephoto shots from far away showing 100's of people entering exiting the size of ants.

Man, that would shut women up about this topic forever.
Posted by: scott_t at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (nx387)
---------------

Shhh! You're not supposed to tell!

Posted by: MGM Grand at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (WEBkv)

344 The American Catholic Church is in real trouble. They're following this woke Pope to the ends of the Earth, and it's pushing Catholics away.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:30 AM (VWp7G)
++++++++++++
The Vatican kowtows to the Americans. It comes down to money. America doesn't have that many Catholics, but they set a lot of policy. Only 22% of Catholics are Americans, but they have seriously outsized power in Rome. Great example: annulments. There is, of course, no such thing as Catholic divorce (ending a marriage) but there are annulments (the marriage never really existed).

America - with her 22% of Catholics - receives 70% of the annulments.

American Church behavior is extremely important to the Church, despite the minority position. I know the Pope isn't an American (and likely never will be), but if our Catholics are on board with the policies, the policies will likely stand.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (hYcqw)

345 my word for the day from the PJ media article on the elk ... scrupulosity.


"The
only hope, and it was a slim one, of avoiding arrest and a term in the
gulag was to toe the Soviet line with fanatical scrupulosity, hoping by a
display of zeal for the regime to make it inconceivable that the regime
one served so ardently would betray such ardor."


The Karens have a OCD level scrupulosity problem ... but they project it onto everyone else. Their PC Religion requires devotion and evangelism. For the non soccer moms in the faith, it requires violence, destruction, and loud hate.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (Cus5s)

346 Man, that would shut women up about this topic forever.

Posted by: scott_t at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM (nx387)

Forever....that's a long time.

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (X/Pw5)

347 Did you apply for a job in Dildo, Newfoundland after getting out of college too??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (TZi47)

348 294
Come on, be honest. Wouldn't you hate fuck a Dem just because?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:16 AM (/DRav)

I'm pretty sure I have on occasion, but that was in a time before the blue haired orca.

think you could find one attractive enough????

Posted by: silent at July 07, 2020 10:40 AM (xh1To)

349
They have pictures of him??
Posted by: tubal


Vacation snaps, yes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (pNxlR)

350 320 Burning Times will quickly cull out most of the whack jobs, save those who go full Idi Amin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2020 10:34 AM (0bkJJ)
They have learned fire, and are in the rudimentary tool age.

Posted by: Menack at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (buTO7)

351 337 Preznit Kanye would be almost as much fun as Preznit Trump.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 10:39 AM (BqIHC)

Preezy Yeezy of the United Steezy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (b4J4U)

352 Leftists ruin everything. I mean, it's a hobby with some, a vocation with others.
...
Posted by: Common Tater at July 07, 2020 10:39 AM (8Z2uw)
++++++++++++++
It's both their vocation and their avocation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (hYcqw)

353 Scientists say that the earliest humans have been found in Clovis NM, I believe in Aliens.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (/DRav)

354 349
They have pictures of him??
Posted by: tubal

Vacation snaps, yes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (pNxlR)


Lol.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (bCLt0)

355 Apparently it must have shown on my face because a few days later she called and said she didn't see a future together. One of the things she cited was that I had a look of disgust on my face at mass.
Posted by: Augustine

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Dodged a bullet there Augustine. After I was widowed I met my now wife on that site. So, there's hope!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 10:42 AM (Rvt88)

356 It's both their vocation and their avocation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:41 AM (hYcqw)
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They are miserable people who only find joy in bringing others down.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:42 AM (WEBkv)

357 In Pisa the architecture isn't really as virile as in Dubai....?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:32 AM


Bob Dole could have helped with that during WWII, but Bob Dole was busy.

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 07, 2020 10:42 AM (ejd/p)

358 It appears that St. Cosmas is the patron saint of barbers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:42 AM (4zyav)

359 Dr. Taji Surwe phd
Posted by: Case at July 07, 2020 10:37 AM (aDSHr)

That's exactly what Elijah Muhammed (originally) and his disciples Malcolm X and Louis Farrahkhan have always preached.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)

360 338 St. Augustine was a barber?

Huh. Like the patron saint of barbers?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:39 AM (Ve//x)

That would be St. Martin De Porres, who really was half-black.

Posted by: The Joker at July 07, 2020 10:43 AM (Izzlo)

361 And barber-surgeons weren't just about cutting hair back in the day.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2020 10:43 AM (TZi47)

362 My dad told me never put your d*ck in "crazy"... which pretty much rules out the Dem population today...

Posted by: silent at July 07, 2020 10:43 AM (xh1To)

363 359 Dr. Taji Surwe phd
Posted by: Case at July 07, 2020 10:37 AM (aDSHr)

That's exactly what Elijah Muhammed (originally) and his disciples Malcolm X and Louis Farrahkhan have always preached.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)

Not good to be an albino in Africa, incidentally. They part them out, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:44 AM (bCLt0)

364 Well, time to head out for a bit.

Later, all!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (WEBkv)

365 Bishop Thomas Daly called the statement "puzzling."

"BLM is in conflict with Church teaching regarding marriage, family and the sanctity of life. Moreover, it is disturbing that BLM has not vocally condemned the recent violence that has torn apart so many cities. Its silence has not gone unheard. One need not stand with BLM to stand for Black lives," Daly said.

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I feel like Bishop Daly is a good one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

366 stupid question about furniture as I survey our battered sofa
If I ever get to buy a new dofa, I was thinking a good one that would stand up to aboose would be made of wood, with easily replaceable cushions

anyone have/tried anything like that?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (TOyHQ)

367 Dr. Taji Surwe phd
Posted by: Case at July 07, 2020 10:37 AM (aDSHr)
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Gesundheit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (4zyav)

368 I feel like Bishop Daly is a good one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
+++++++
He'll never make cardinal with an attitude like that...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (hYcqw)

369 >>>Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 10:38 AM<<<

I never learned the lesson years ago. Anyway, I'd tell her my name is J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (95j/9)

370 Here is why the NfL will be just fine. Fox Bidness is about as pro Trump as it gets in the morning. And even there they are babbling about some QB that signed a big contract. It is a drug fueled mainly by gambling. And woke or no woke, the addicts will keep coming back.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (BqIHC)

371 368 I feel like Bishop Daly is a good one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
+++++++
He'll never make cardinal with an attitude like that...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (hYcqw)

==========

If he did, he'd probably fit in really well with all the African cardinals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (LvTSG)

372 >>>One of the things she cited was that I had a look of disgust on my face at mass.



And you were likely justified. It's always been about help those less fortunate, etc, etc, but now it sounds like something out of the Alinsky playbook.

My church isn't that bad, but I've been to churches which are really disturbing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (VWp7G)

373 Dodged a bullet there Augustine. After I was widowed I met my now wife on that site. So, there's hope!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 10:42 AM (Rvt8
===

Do you mean Catholic Match, Tonypete?

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (BDZWU)

374 stupid question about furniture as I survey our battered sofa
If I ever get to buy a new dofa, I was thinking a good one that would stand up to aboose would be made of wood, with easily replaceable cushions

anyone have/tried anything like that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (TOyHQ)
++++++++++++++
Solid wood frame is a big deal. Solid frames are *much* better than composite materials. If you have plenty of coin, you can get steel, too. I've been very satisfied with La-Z-Boy and Lane, for whatever that's worth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:47 AM (hYcqw)

375 The Guardian says that architecture is sexist.
'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' -- do cities have to be so sexist?

-
This is why we should never have left the caves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 07, 2020 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

376 What's the flying range of an unladen African Cardinal?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 07, 2020 10:47 AM (Ve//x)

377 -
-
Abend means crash on the mainframe.



Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2020 09:47 AM (fbgDX)



Abnormal Ending?

Posted by: Count de Monet



---



Yep

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 10:06 AM
-
-
----
I don't think you are allowed to say "abnormal" anymore.

Posted by: irright at July 07, 2020 10:47 AM (RVcmP)

378 372 >>>One of the things she cited was that I had a look of disgust on my face at mass.



And you were likely justified. It's always been about help those less fortunate, etc, etc, but now it sounds like something out of the Alinsky playbook.

My church isn't that bad, but I've been to churches which are really disturbing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (VWp7G)

============

I'd bring the catechism around and point out specific passages that go against things like racial justice and grievances.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

379 Groove = Groovy

Moar covfefe...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:48 AM (HaL55)

380 >>>Here is why the NfL will be just fine. Fox Bidness is about as pro Trump as it gets in the morning.



Check out the sidebar post of that racist, anti-semite Eagles player. And most Eagles fans are already forgiving him for this Jew hate and Hitler quotes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:48 AM (VWp7G)

381 Some of this crap you read on these black web sites is kinda funny. It's so stupid its funny.

Posted by: Case at July 07, 2020 10:48 AM (aDSHr)

382 anyone have/tried anything like that?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM (TOyHQ)

Early American/Colonial....got one that's at least 50 yrs old...have recovered the cushions several times.

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 10:48 AM (X/Pw5)

383 Do you mean Catholic Match, Tonypete?
Posted by: Augustine

--

Yes.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2020 10:48 AM (Rvt88)

384 Interesting piece, but for some reason I don't like it.

Maybe 'Nighthawks' did it better.


Posted by: mustbequantum at July 07, 2020 10:48 AM (MIKMs)

385 "Leftists ruin everything. I mean, it's a hobby with some, a vocation with others."

they have to tear down so they can build up their commie Utopia ... they have been in the tear down phase for ? 150 years at least, in the USA.


Maybe China tore down under Mao, and has since been building out ... BUT, that has been done with a lot of help from Wall Street and sellouts like Biden/Obama, Mitch and ChiDiFeinstein. The China CCP may be about to have a great fall, we hope.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2020 10:50 AM (Cus5s)

386 stupid question about furniture as I survey our battered sofa

If I ever get to buy a new dofa, I was thinking a good one that
would stand up to aboose would be made of wood, with easily replaceable
cushions



anyone have/tried anything like that?


Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 07, 2020 10:45 AM

---

In almost 40 years of furniture buying and Military moving, I have found it is best to buy the most expensive furniture you can afford.


If you go cheap, you will usually regret it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 10:50 AM (JUOKG)

387 'The Biergarten in Portsmouth, VA. Fantastic.'



Yup.

For such a small place, the number of people around the world that know of it is amazing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 07, 2020 10:51 AM (3D/fK)

388 The China CCP may be about to have a great fall, we hope.

From your keyboard to The Big Guy's iPad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:51 AM (HaL55)

389 > But where will they go??

(waves)


Posted by: Orthodox Church in America at July 07, 2020 10:34 AM


Beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2020 10:51 AM (ejd/p)

390
j/k

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2020 10:51 AM (pNxlR)

391 In almost 40 years of furniture buying and Military moving, I have found it is best to buy the most expensive furniture you can afford.

If you go cheap, you will usually regret it.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 10:50 AM (JUOKG)
+++++++++++++
Like most things, the 80% rule applies. But yeah, basically. There are tremendous differences in build quality (solid vs. composite frames, foam densities, etc.). Pay more for structure than cover. Get cloth over leather, for example, if you get a better quality structure at the same price.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:52 AM (hYcqw)

392 Anyway, I'd tell her my name is J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: Fritz at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM


Be prepared with a better explanation than "The water was cold!".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2020 10:52 AM (DMUuz)

393 372 >>>One of the things she cited was that I had a look of disgust on my face at mass.



And you were likely justified. It's always been about help those less fortunate, etc, etc, but now it sounds like something out of the Alinsky playbook.

My church isn't that bad, but I've been to churches which are really disturbing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 10:46 AM (VWp7G)

======

Our guest-padre spoke passionately against "neo-Marxist barbarian gangs" in his homily this Sunday, so no, not everywhere is bad.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2020 10:53 AM (dfRN6)

394 Agree on furniture. I have a leather couch that is almost 20 years old. Cost a small fortune when new but it looks as good today as it did the day I bought it.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (BqIHC)

395 Anybody else day drinking to get through life?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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I wish I could even drink at this point. I'm allergic to alcohol...how sad is that?
I would totally be day drinking if I could. I have considered drugs but I'm so lame, I don't know where to start...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (UUBmN)

396 I'm 25 percent indian, my dad is 50 percent and Grandma is full blooded Kiowa. I hate everbody equally

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (/DRav)

397 Anybody wonder why B'More can't have nice things?


Behold, I give you the City Council.


https://tinyurl.com/yb4er5s7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (3D/fK)

398 Anybody else day drinking to get through life?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (/DRav)
+++++++++++
I'm not, but I have been tempted...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (hYcqw)

399 By the by, if you haven't yet clicked on the sidebar link to the Ennio Morricone video, it's beautiful.

Now to see if I can find a free-to-view version of the movie The Mission.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (HaL55)

400 Total Number of Antibody Tests Reported 207,980
Number of Positive Antibody Tests Reported 7,368
3.54%

There are no longer any stats or information published by any state or federal agency that pertain to Covid 19 that is either accurate or reliable. Or probably anything else. Only one occurence should be tracked, DEATHS, and we know it is admitedly overstated by at least 20%.

Posted by: Agitator at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (y/e6R)

401 396 I'm 25 percent indian, my dad is 50 percent and Grandma is full blooded Kiowa. I hate everbody equally
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (/DRav)

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So, you're Irish?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

402 Our guest-padre spoke passionately against "neo-Marxist barbarian gangs" in his homily this Sunday, so no, not everywhere is bad.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 07, 2020 10:53 AM (dfRN6)
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Yeah luckily it wasn't my home parish where this happened.

Posted by: Augustine at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (BDZWU)

403 Top grain leather...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (UUBmN)

404 Wakes up.
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I wonder what the woman in the background is thinking?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (axyOa)

405 Oh look !


An APB on the monsters that shot Secoriea Turner :
Who are the two shooters wanted for her death?

Police describe one of the shooters as a man dressed like a bounty
hunter, wearing all black, and the other shooter as a man wearing a
white T-shirt.



Two men. wearing clothes.



Now let's go get 'em.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (3SIUH)

406 . I hate everbody equally
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (/DRav)
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Just like Gunny Hartman!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (4zyav)

407 What's the flying range of an unladen African Cardinal?
Posted by: WitchDoktor



Via trebuchet? About 200 yards.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (iUBwE)

408 395 Anybody else day drinking to get through life?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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I wish I could even drink at this point. I'm allergic to alcohol...how sad is that?
I would totally be day drinking if I could. I have considered drugs but I'm so lame, I don't know where to start...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (UUBmN)


Check out El Dorado Street, bythe Pioneer Chicken Stand. ( Obscure musical reference).

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (bCLt0)

409 Top grain leather...


Made from rich Corinthians?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (HaL55)

410 Two men. wearing clothes.



Now let's go get 'em.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (3SIUH)
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Suspect is hatless.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (4zyav)

411 I wish I could even drink at this point. I'm allergic to alcohol...how sad is that?
I would totally be day drinking if I could. I have considered drugs but I'm so lame, I don't know where to start...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (UUBmN)

The Big Yellow Joint.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (b4J4U)

412 Oh look !


An APB on the monsters that shot Secoriea Turner :
Who are the two shooters wanted for her death?

Police describe one of the shooters as a man dressed like a bounty
hunter, wearing all black, and the other shooter as a man wearing a
white T-shirt.


Two men. wearing clothes.



Now let's go get 'em.

Posted by: deplorable unperson
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They must be black.... just saying...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (UUBmN)

413 410 Two men. wearing clothes.



Now let's go get 'em.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (3SIUH)
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Suspect is hatless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (4zyav)

========

Warning, he may have adorned a cap with which he will doff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

414 Top grain leather...


Made from rich Corinthians?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Infinitely better than the crap made from poor Corinthians.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (iUBwE)

415 Check out El Dorado Street, bythe Pioneer Chicken Stand. ( Obscure musical reference).
Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (bCLt0)

do you get mariachi static on your radio?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (pWVmY)

416 Two men. wearing clothes.



Now let's go get 'em.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (3SIUH)
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Suspect is hatless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (4zyav)

traveling in a vehicle

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (X/Pw5)

417 "Made from rich Corinthians?"

Made from the hand selected hydes of the finest grass fed naugas

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (3D/fK)

418
4
His brother Greater Ury was a better painter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


His other brother, Better, never succeeded and became a plumber.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2020 10:59 AM (axyOa)

419 Two men. wearing clothes.



Now let's go get 'em.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (3SIUH)
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Suspect is hatless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (4zyav)

traveling in a vehicle
Posted by: BignJames


East on North Avenue.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:59 AM (iUBwE)

420 415 Check out El Dorado Street, bythe Pioneer Chicken Stand. ( Obscure musical reference).
Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (bCLt0)

do you get mariachi static on your radio?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (pWVmY)


+1.

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 10:59 AM (bCLt0)

421 Two men. wearing clothes.







Now let's go get 'em.



Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 10:56 AM (3SIUH)

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Suspect is hatless.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (4zyav)



traveling in a vehicle

Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM (X/Pw5)

We'll head 'em off at the pass!

Posted by: Taggart at July 07, 2020 10:59 AM (q1Pj5)

422 Obama porkulus was $850b. Wuhan Flu is already $3t and not even close to being done. If you were China would you have done anything differently?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 11:00 AM (BqIHC)

423 with a title like "abend in cafe bauer", i was expecting more data processing equipment.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 07, 2020 11:00 AM (sGtp+)

424 I wish I could even drink at this point. I'm allergic to alcohol...how sad is that?

I would totally be day drinking if I could. I have considered drugs but I'm so lame, I don't know where to start...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (UUBmN)



The Big Yellow Joint.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (b4J4U)

Yup.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 11:00 AM (9Om/r)

425 His brother Greater Ury was a better painter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


His other brother, Better, never succeeded and became a plumber.
Posted by: Diogenes


Cousin Nary Tract was a bastard.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 11:00 AM (iUBwE)

426 >>>with a title like "abend in cafe bauer", i was expecting more data processing equipment.


Or at least Jack Bauer...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 11:00 AM (bkUtD)

427 Obama porkulus was $850b.

-

And spent every single year, becoming part of the baseline.

That was the entire point of all the continuing resolutions.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 11:01 AM (kc5DY)

428 Suspect is hatless.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (4zyav)

traveling in a vehicle
Posted by: BignJames


East on North Avenue.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 10:59 AM (iUBwE)

Speaking of useless descriptions, I followed the link to that Bronx shooting of the dad in the crosswalk. The text talks about the shooter being in a "black sedan", bu the still from the video seems to show a light-colored vehicle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2020 11:01 AM (pWVmY)

429 We'll head 'em off at the pass!
Posted by: Taggart at July 07, 2020 10:59 AM (q1Pj5)
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I HATE that cliche! *Bang*

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at July 07, 2020 11:01 AM (4zyav)

430 Le Monk de Punk be here...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (3D/fK)

431 330 Did you know that St. Augustine was black?
Weird coming from a racist institution that one of the Doctors of the Church was black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 07, 2020 10:31 AM (LvTSG)

One of the greatest modern day Catholics, Cardinal Arinze, is black. He was the Prefect of the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments under Pope Benedict XVI. He was known as " The Rottweiler of God's Rottweiler" because of his adherence to doctrine and morality. That position is now held by Cardinal Sarah, also black. Sarah has been, up to now, as great as Arinze, but he just faltered with his distancing himself from Vigano's recent letter denouncing the politicization of the corona virus. I hope church politics do not get to Cardinal Sarah.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (8/7u2)

432 The Big Yellow Joint.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (b4J4U)

Yup.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
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See, lame... I don't even know what that means...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (UUBmN)

433 426 >>>with a title like "abend in cafe bauer", i was expecting more data processing equipment.


Or at least Jack Bauer...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 11:00 AM (bkUtD)

Talk about a series that started so well, and then

Posted by: tubal at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (bCLt0)

434 >If I ever get to buy a new dofa, I was thinking a good one that

would stand up to aboose would be made of wood, with easily replaceable

cushions


I bought a nice sofa last year from a barn that makes pottery- quality item
I don't sit on it though- I just look at it mostly

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (iTXRQ)

435 There are no longer any stats or information published by any state or federal agency that pertain to Covid 19 that is either accurate or reliable. Or probably anything else. Only one occurence should be tracked, DEATHS, and we know it is admitedly overstated by at least 20%.

My county down here has a ChiCom Wu-flu dashboard that shows some stats. 34 deaths and 435 hospitalizations since the middle of March. Population 470K.

And now we can't buy groceries unless we have a mask. And what this is doing to the population at large is nothing less than mind-crime. Treating everyone as though they're carrying the Black Plague when it's not happening: no touching or smiling, no joking. Everybody's in a pissed-off mood all the time now.

This shit needs to end sooner rather than later.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (HaL55)

436 Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate

You are correct. When we went mostly Full Third World in our Government and post Republic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (u82oZ)

437 So has the Atlanta mayor found the Democrat voters that shot that little black girl yet, or is she discovering that there is a persistent fear of receiving sutures if anyone in the community tries to reduce the murders, robberies, and rapes?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (kc5DY)

438 Speaking of useless descriptions, I followed the link to that Bronx shooting of the dad in the crosswalk. The text talks about the shooter being in a "black sedan", bu the still from the video seems to show a light-colored vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


What about the black driver in Seattle that ran over the two freeway protesters?

Black driver didn't fit the narrative, so they called it a "luxury vehicle" instead.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 11:03 AM (iUBwE)

439 The Big Yellow Joint.



Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 10:57 AM (b4J4U)



Yup.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

----

See, lame... I don't even know what that means...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (UUBmN)

I don't either actually. I zeroed in on the joint part. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2020 11:03 AM (9Om/r)

440 Speaking of useless descriptions, I followed the link to that Bronx shooting of the dad in the crosswalk. The text talks about the shooter being in a "black sedan", bu the still from the video seems to show a light-colored vehicle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2020 11:01 AM (pWVmY)

I noticed how they say that they are "searching for the shooters" even though everyone can easily read the license plate in the video. But I'm thinking no one wants to put much effort into finding him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)

441 There are no longer any stats or information published by any state or federal agency that pertain to Covid 19 that is either accurate or reliable. Or probably anything else. Only one occurence should be tracked, DEATHS, and we know it is admitedly overstated by at least 20%.

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10K actual by-golly respiratory illness COVID-19 deaths (meaning +pneumonia) nationwide, tops.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 11:05 AM (kc5DY)

442 Jack Bauer once lost his car keys and tortured himself for thirty minutes before he gave up the location.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 11:05 AM (4zyav)

443 So has the Atlanta mayor found the Democrat voters that shot that little
black girl yet, or is she discovering that there is a persistent fear
of receiving sutures if anyone in the community tries to reduce the
murders, robberies, and rapes?


Mayor Keshia announced that she has the Chinese Lung AIDS and will be in hiding, er quarantine until further notice.


Governor Kemp deployed 1000 NG troops to make up for Keshia's complete failure.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 11:05 AM (3SIUH)

444 Speaking of useless descriptions, I followed the link to that Bronx shooting of the dad in the crosswalk. The text talks about the shooter being in a "black sedan", bu the still from the video seems to show a light-colored vehicle.
-

I noticed how they say that they are "searching for the shooters" even though everyone can easily read the license plate in the video. But I'm thinking no one wants to put much effort into finding him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2020 11:04 AM (Kpl3J)

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Snitches
Stitches

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 11:05 AM (kc5DY)

445 >>>Talk about a series that started so well, and then


No kidding. First few seasons were fantastic, but then it went off the rails.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2020 11:06 AM (bkUtD)

446 "Made from rich Corinthians?"



Made from the hand selected hydes of the finest grass fed naugas


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 07, 2020 10:58 AM

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I once had a woman believing that naugahide came from naguas that lived in the Nagatuck river in Connecticut.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 11:06 AM (JUOKG)

447 NM decdied that if you have a scrtipt for weed it's good here.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 11:06 AM (/DRav)

448 Mayor Keshia announced that she has the Chinese Lung AIDS and will be in hiding, er quarantine until further notice.

-

Ah, the Obama approach.

These people died. Now, let me tell you about me.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 07, 2020 11:06 AM (kc5DY)

449 400
Total Number of Antibody Tests Reported 207,980

Number of Positive Antibody Tests Reported 7,368

3.54%



There are no longer any stats or information published by any state
or federal agency that pertain to Covid 19 that is either accurate or
reliable. Or probably anything else. Only one occurence should be
tracked, DEATHS, and we know it is admitedly overstated by at least 20%.

Posted by: Agitator at July 07, 2020 10:55 AM (y/e6R)
I read a newsletter from a reputable place where people are taught the art of doctoring firmly said that covid deaths are understated by 1/3..... So yeah.. there are no numbers that can be trusted anywhere.
What I would like to see is a line chart over time since January of all deaths by their attribution. Are more people dying than any other year, or are they dying from covid and other things are trailing off. Gee we had no pneumonia deaths this year.... what happened did we cure pneumonia?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2020 11:07 AM (xaypX)

450 There's no time!

Posted by: Jack Bauer at July 07, 2020 11:08 AM (q1Pj5)

451 Speaking of useless descriptions, I followed the
link to that Bronx shooting of the dad in the crosswalk. The text talks
about the shooter being in a "black sedan", bu the still from the video
seems to show a light-colored vehicle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon





What about the black driver in Seattle that ran over the two freeway protesters?



Black driver didn't fit the narrative, so they called it a "luxury vehicle" instead.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 11:03 AM

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Apparently 1984 was an instruction manual for the left.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 07, 2020 11:08 AM (JUOKG)

452 Gee we had no pneumonia deaths this year.... what happened did we cure pneumonia?

Try to find comparative charts between Chop Fluey deaths and traditional flu deaths.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 07, 2020 11:09 AM (3SIUH)

453 When he was a child, Jack Bauer's parents threw him a surprise birthday party.

Once.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 11:09 AM (4zyav)

454 Nood punk monkey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 07, 2020 11:10 AM (4zyav)

455 The Big Yellow Joint is from Arrested Development.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 07, 2020 11:12 AM (b4J4U)

456 Oh look !


An APB on the monsters that shot Secoriea Turner :
Who are the two shooters wanted for her death?

Police describe one of the shooters as a man dressed like a bounty
hunter, wearing all black, and the other shooter as a man wearing a
white T-shirt.


Two men. wearing clothes.



Now let's go get 'em.


If only the vehicle they were driving had a metal plate with a series of identifiable numbers attached to it...

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 07, 2020 11:13 AM (0CeRG)

457 Oh, that was the other shooting.


Never mind.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 07, 2020 11:14 AM (0CeRG)

458 bing.com/covid/local/ unitedstates?form=COVD07


Close up the space between / and unitedstates.

Allows you to pick states and counties for stats.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 11:18 AM (iUBwE)

459 Still stuck at 37 dead in Denton County, Texas for two weeks.

859,000 population. We closed the economy for this.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2020 11:21 AM (iUBwE)

460 Greetings:

And speaking of architecture...

Pretty recently, the Salesforce software (?) company built a skyscraper in downtown Frisco and the local media went full gaga over it including mounting one of its camera near its top.

Once I saw it, I wondered why they didn't erect (get it?) it on Castro Street.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 07, 2020 11:27 AM (evgyj)

461 I have a leather couch that is almost 20 years old.


Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 07, 2020 10:54 AM (BqIHC)


La-Z-Boy rocker-recliner bought in ~'92. Four military moves and almost 30 years later, and it's still doing well. (I might need to redo the cushioning in the near future.)

Posted by: GWB at July 07, 2020 11:33 AM (mRtYs)

462 This shit needs to end sooner rather than later.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 07, 2020 11:02 AM (HaL55)

My county's population is 142,820 and we have had 6 reported covid deaths. All over 65 and all in nursing homes. The state is the problem in NC. Our county's response has been good throughout although two local towns have their own little totaltarian mayors.

Posted by: Agitator at July 07, 2020 11:38 AM (y/e6R)

463 .

Posted by: Saf at July 07, 2020 11:56 AM (5IHGB)

464 Life's a batch, then you ABEND.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 07, 2020 09:44 AM

Wait! I know this! I'm supposed to say...IJK305I

Posted by: Cybersmythe at July 07, 2020 01:40 PM (edlKR)

465 Looked to me as though he was reading a map. I like his technique on the window glass and lighting fixture.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at July 07, 2020 01:50 PM (xZjSg)

466 She is obviously better off without him

Posted by: Ms. Apple at July 07, 2020 05:01 PM (+fjIe)

467 287 Anybody else day drinking to get through life?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 07, 2020 10:27 AM (/DRav)

A pint of vodka every day...starting around 10am. I like vodka...I chase it with more vodka.

Posted by: Model_1066 at July 07, 2020 05:14 PM (wyNrR)

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