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The Morning Rant

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Isn't it just weird how we've been hearing hardly anything about the Wuhan Death Flu lately?

Just a few days ago, the President ordered states to allow churches to convene, and the left immediately started running around with their hair on fire shrieking about how dangerous that was and Orange Man Bad.

But now we have thousands of people violating all of the social distancing rules bye across the Brooklyn Bridge into Manhattan following the memorial service yesterday, and not a peep. Now, as ace pointed out yesterday, the prog hive mind has an answer for this. It's not a particularly good answer, but it is an answer. They way, "oh, you know, what's going on now is racism and racism is a public health threat that's even worse that covid-19."

And there you have it, the single dumbest thing you'll read on the internet, yesterday. It's just another round of the progressive version of Cavinball, i.e. "just forget all of the stuff we've been telling you to believe for the past several weeks and believe everything we're telling you right now."

"Shut up", they explained.

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "experts."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "scientists."

And then they get upset when we don't believe the "journalists."

"Hey look at me, I'm a scientist. See, I'm walking around in a white lab coat and carrying a clipboard, upon which there is written Important Data. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

"Hey look at me, I'm a journalist and I'm on your TV. Listen to the words coming out of my mouth, and they're true words because journalists never lie. Also the chyron down below. Never mind the fact that I told you something completely different just yesterday, because reasons. That's all in the past now and we need to move on. Listen to what I'm telling you, you rubes! RESPEC' MAH AUTHORITAH!"

Dang, that Burge Sequence is prophetic.




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OK, enough of that, let's look and see what Florida Man has been up to lately:



I actually don't know if Paolo here actually lives in Florida, but if not, he should be made an honorary resident.



Washing the Poo Off the Streets:



Not The Babylon Bee:

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Apparently, Some Black Lives Matter More Than Others:




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A Little Gun Pr0n:



Seems Obvious Now:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebs: Lisa Brenner and Australian actor Heath Ledger appeared in The Patriot in 2000.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Cannoli:

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(click for bigger cannoli)

Cannoli recipe here.
(Why yes, I did rewatch The Godfather last week. How did you know?)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




Comments

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1 Hello monkey thread!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (0nzky)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

3 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (LvTSG)

4 yikes!

gotta be fast around here

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (W2Pud)

5 Joan Collins at last. And is that Jon-Erik Hexum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (2rCGn)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (arJlL)

8 Joan Collins!

Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (2JVJo)

9 A U.S. Secret Service counter assault team member carries a sniper rifle through Lafayette Park as U.S. President Donald Trump holds a photo opportunity in front of St. John's Episcopal Church across from the White House.

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Is the expectation that Trump just walks in amongst a crowd that hates him and wants to kill him?

Shouldn't it be a good thing that the sniper didn't fire a round?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

10 Cannoli!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (9CkBG)

11 and happy friday horde.

meep meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (W2Pud)

12 Russia!

Green shoots!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (El6T/)

13 Tiramisu>cannoli.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (HabA/)

14 Is Photo #2 a picture of her sitting on a copier at the Office Christmas party?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

15

Joan Collins and...hey wait..it really is Joan Collins

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (t+tI7)

16 Invest in plywood futures. Just wait for the riots in November.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (cG+eD)

17 Willowed:

As much as I see some merit to Trump needing to be more presidential and statesmanlike in times of crisis he shows amazing restraint.

Had it been me I would have napalmed the press then drone striked the ashes, just to be sure.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (+dsLj)

18 Jon Erik Hexum. Mrs Meanie just pulle me into the bedroom

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (DY3v8)

19 JOAN COLLINS !!!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (zr5Kq)

20 brak - OSB, right? Isn't real plywood very spendy now?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (El6T/)

21 Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?

I know, I know, they've been using SS for indoctrination for many years.

But still: a Townhall! Townhalls are pretend conversations. Totally scripted and acted "conversations." Using muppets drives that home, you stupid propagandists. LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

22 Joan Baez!

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (X/Pw5)

23 under 20

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (pw+jk)

24 I think I like photo 4 the best. I'd love to come home to that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (2JVJo)

25 CANNOLI!

Almost as yummy looking as the Secret Service guy with the sniper rifle.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)

26 21 Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?

I know, I know, they've been using SS for indoctrination for many years.

But still: a Townhall! Townhalls are pretend conversations. Totally scripted and acted "conversations." Using muppets drives that home, you stupid propagandists. LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)

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Call me when they bring in Yoda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)

27 I volunteer to take the cannoli

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (WwTwF)

28 But Larry, how did any of this help George Floyd?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (El6T/)

29 Leave the gun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (kVr0X)

30 I have a PhD damn it. Listen to me pesants!!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (AJ2LA)

31 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (zr5Kq)

32 5 Joan Collins at last. And is that Jon-Erik Hexum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)


You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (qpAo7)

33 ...no...no way...can't be. It's it's Joa-

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (/ZYFC)

34 Who Dis is OwlKitty and Thurston Waffles.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (E+OcO)

35 Last day at work. Retirement begins Monday.

Posted by: Igotnothing at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (70ves)

36 >>Tiramisu>cannoli.


Embrace the power of AND!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)

37
Respect isn't earned by who you are, it's earned by what you do to deserve it. Journalists, academics, the arts, the Catholic Church, etc. don't seem to grasp this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (mht8P)

38 When the day of the rope comes, I'm stealing a fire truck and making a water tank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (wgmJy)

39 All joking aside, FFS I hope somewhere someone in the administration is quietly planning to do the fiercest hot wash in history on the CDC and some other outfits.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (El6T/)

40 Trying to open counties here is Washington State is going exactly how I figured it would. Seattle moving through the Phases established by Inslee very nicely in spite of thouands of non-mask wearing rioters.
But out in very red Garfield County, where there has not been a single case of the Chink Lung Rot, and a total population of about 3,000, they have discovered the goal posts keep moving. All kinds of new requirements to move outta Phase I.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)

41 Photo #2 is sharp enough to poke you.

Joan Collins?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (I99aF)

42 Joan Collins and not Capt Kirk.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (88xKn)

43
When I worked in Hollywood, I nearly fell out of my chair when I looked at my boss' Rolodex.

On Joan's sister Jackie Collins' card, her occupation was listed as "Cvnt."

Still cracks me up nearly 25 years later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (s2VJv)

44 I wonder if pic of Joan No. 3 might be from The Wayward Bus in the '50s. Probably not, as she played the wife of a Mexican diner owner in California, not the mistress of a toreador.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (rpbg1)

45
Joan Coolins?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (XIoKz)

46 These 10 states are showing early signs of a job market recovery

Comparing those first five weeks of pain to the latest five-week period
shows that Rhode Island, Vermont, Michigan, Montana, and Idaho have all
seen their average weekly initial jobless claims number fall by 75% or
more.




Please let the left go Jonestown over this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (t+tI7)

47 Mama toad me not to inhale!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (m45I2)

48 Leave the cannoli.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (1vIuC)

49 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Joan Collins FTW. Finally.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (HaL55)

50
Myrna Loy?

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (XIoKz)

51 I volunteer to take the cannoli

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (WwTwF)

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Phrasing?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (pw+jk)

52 25 CANNOLI!

Almost as yummy looking as the Secret Service guy with the sniper rifle.
Posted by: Jordan61


RIGHT!?!?!?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (W2Pud)

53 Cannolis are the most overrated pastry. They're like pre-pastries before mankind learned to make modern pastries.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (xfb67)

54 Cannoli is overrated.

Unlike, say, baklava, which is awesome.

(I think both are hard, or at least time-consuming, to make, though.)

Posted by: Lankio Mkormikios at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (l8gTz)

55 and happy friday horde.

meep meep motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Backatcha nurse !

And stay safe !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (arJlL)

56
Joke Biden 2011: The Summer of Recovery!

Joke Biden 2020: The Summer of Recrimination!

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (XIoKz)

57 MSNBC will have the puppets from The Great Space Coaster.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (DY3v8)

58 trying to decipher what my new hash stands for:

What would Trump - wish for? work For? whistle for?

maybe it's Who wpuld Trump wanna Fraggle

whatever it means, I like it and hope I keep it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (WwTwF)

59 Someone mentioned it in the previous thread but I think Trump was riffing so long because he wanted to press to cook in the hot sun for as long as possible.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (G0vdT)

60 I hope we're all pasta stage of making stupid Italian food puns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (kVr0X)

61 Cannoli look yummy, as does the Who Dis girl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (DZLAe)

62 >>Call me when they bring in Yoda.

Baby Yoda it will be! Much progressive talking points with a side of You Go Colored Grrrrl boosterism he will speak! Mmmmm!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

63 Isn't it just weird how we've been hearing hardly anything about the Wuhan Death Flu lately?[/i

The coronacrap shutdown scheme failed to "get Trump" so they have moved on to a new scheme.

Posted by: Vic at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (mpXpK)

64 Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP https://t.co/csPGMAnQOq



DAMN YOU, TRUMP!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (oVJmc)

65 What a shitty sniper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (wgmJy)

66 Joan Collins at last. And is that Jon-Erik Hexum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)

You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020


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No idea. I thought most of Jon-Erik's work was in '80s TV -- that maybe he guest-starred as a hunk of the week on Dynasty. He wasn't old enough to be in The Egyptian with her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (rpbg1)

67 You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional


Ashamed to admit I remember, "Making of a Male Model". TV trash at its, er, trashiest.

Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (OUMaO)

68 24 I think I like photo 4 the best. I'd love to come home to that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (2JVJo)

Oh, you mean the FIRST photo 4.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (Kpl3J)

69 46 These 10 states are showing early signs of a job market recovery

Comparing those first five weeks of pain to the latest five-week period
shows that Rhode Island, Vermont, Michigan, Montana, and Idaho have all
seen their average weekly initial jobless claims number fall by 75% or
more.




Please let the left go Jonestown over this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (t+tI7)

___

How is Michigan on that list? They were on full lockdown until a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (AJ2LA)

70 how can any leftist listen to Ernie? He's ORANGE

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (WwTwF)

71
Take the gun. Leave the cannolis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (mht8P)

72 Cannolis are the most overrated pastry. They're like pre-pastries before mankind learned to make modern pastries.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (xfb67)



It's humanity's one cultural legacy from the Neanderthals. Well, that and French people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (kVr0X)

73 I hope we're all pasta stage of making stupid Italian food puns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020


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Some of us are still feeling pretty saucy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (rpbg1)

74 Vmom, your new hast is teh awesome

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)

75 Last day at work. Retirement begins Monday.
Posted by: Igotnothing

Hope its enjoyable !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (arJlL)

76 >>they have discovered the goal posts keep moving. All kinds of new requirements to move outta Phase I. Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (axyOa)

The deplorables must be made to squirm under the cruel stiletto heel of Inslee's boot.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (yvnmY)

77 Fox will have the Dark Crystal muppets on

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (DY3v8)

78 I vote for photo #6.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)

79 Last day at work. Retirement begins Monday.

Posted by: Igotnothing at June 05, 2020 11:19 AM (70ves)

Congrats....best career move I ever made.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (X/Pw5)

80 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:

Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat
All police are bad
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (aO8Gd)

81 Whatever, cannoli haters. More for me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

82 I'm still laughing hysterically over the Every Problem Has a Solution video.

I don't think we could have that solution here, unfortunately due to the optics.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (QR/xh)

83 I wanna cannoli! There is/was a wonderful coffee shop/bakery in Boston North End, you could get great Italian coffee, a cannoli, AND play bocce!

Joan Collins, of course. That handsome young man, don't know.

Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (Rbu5d)

84 Those chocolate and ricotta cannoli in the picture, and the ones with lemon custard filling...those were the staples in my Guinea household growing up.

My grandma, mom and all my aunts made their own cannoli shells, from scratch.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (+7yf7)

85 Who Dis:



IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (oVJmc)

86 Jon-Erik Hexum killed himself with a blank.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (xPl2J)

87 whatever it means, I like it and hope I keep it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (WwTwF)
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Where would Trump's Winnebago foray?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (/ZYFC)

88 and the president just walks off after saying what he wants. telling the reporters to kiss my ass essentially.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (8D42x)

89 Awesome, Trump just stiffed the Press.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (G0vdT)

90
And just like that Covid-19 ended.

Local radio talk show said that CNN has dropped its Covid death count from the screen. Covid was soooooo last week. It's all kill whitey now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (t+tI7)

91 Love the Trumpain riff. It's like watching a rally. Beautifully done. He even made me feel better about the 'rona lockdown..LOL! He's magical.

Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (L3Rsz)

92 I have to admit who dis man is pretty. No homo.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)

93 Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic
candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on
manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in
which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP https://t.co/csPGMAnQOq
====
Michigan democrat governor wHitler has claimed this as another Michigan CCP CV 19 death. And extended lockdowns to January 2021.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

94 41 Photo #2 is sharp enough to poke you.

Joan Collins?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 05, 2020 11:20 AM (I99aF)


Of course!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (qpAo7)

95 >>> Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter



That's Nacho candle! Nacho candle!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (bkUtD)

96 Cannolis are the most overrated pastry.

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You shut your goddamned whoring trash mouth.

Posted by: Sicilian Bakery Owner at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (+dsLj)

97 Joan Collins and Jon-Erik Hexum
Together in Making of a Male Model.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (axyOa)

98 I presume Michigan's numbers are somewhat due to the auto factories and parts supplies in state ramping back up.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (1vIuC)

99 Dow up 931 (3.5%). Hope it holds.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (G0vdT)

100 80 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:

Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat
All police are bad
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (aO8Gd)

=========

They're intentionally throwing America into chaos because Biden is going to easily beat Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (LvTSG)

101 ♫♫♫

Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright?
'Cause cannoli have eyes...for you....

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (m45I2)

102 I think I like photo 4 the best. I'd love to come home to that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020


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That looks to be from very early in her career, when she and Warren Beatty were a thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (rpbg1)

103 We'll have no monkeyshines on this thread.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (QSnbM)

104 I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open up for Generic Swedish Death Metal Band at The Basement in NYC back in '011.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)

105 What kind of a name is Hexum ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (arJlL)

106 I WANT FRAGGLE ROCK!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (8NNW6)

107 31 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (WwTwF)

108 It's gonna be 99 here today, I'll settle for some gelato

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (ie76E)

109 82 I'm still laughing hysterically over the Every Problem Has a Solution video.

I don't think we could have that solution here, unfortunately due to the optics.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (QR/xh)


I think the optics are *perfect*.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (qpAo7)

110 SHE finally shows up!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

111 A considerable amount of the problems we are facing this morning is because as a society we moved past the point quite a while ago where RESULTS MATTER.


We're now relying on institutions of perpetual failure that will be preserved and continue to fail because we no longer make anyone pay a price.


This includes governments, bureaus, departments, communities, and individuals.

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (oVJmc)

112 Hope it is a flaming skulls kinda afternoon but probably not.

Posted by: dingbat at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (N0gU3)

113 I really figured it would be Animal the drummer who'd side with Antifa.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Dc2NZ)

114 How is Michigan on that list? They were on full lockdown until a couple of days ago.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (AJ2LA)

From the article:

Michigan, for example, shows the third most optimistic trend in slowing
job losses, but after weeks of continued unemployment applications it
has still racked up the country's third highest insured unemployment
rate in the country at 22.9%. That is to say, while the most recent job
destruction might be getting less steep, the mountain it has to climb is
still rather large.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (t+tI7)

115 So I checked the weather forecast for tonight in Washington DC and New York and both are expect thunderstorms. Perfect.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (zqs/f)

116 105 What kind of a name is Hexum ?

Wasn't he a Scandi of some persuasion?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (+7yf7)

117 Who her photo 4: Would vigorously exercise hetronormativity.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (88+cf)

118 Any body catch any of the hate filled screams of the press as Trump walked away?

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (G0vdT)

119 >>Awesome, Trump just stiffed the Press.



Oh crud, he made a statement?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)

120 Pic of that sniper rifle - wow. Any idea what type of rifle / caliber it is?I want one.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (N39Ws)

121 I have mentioned the press are all rude cunts?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (85Gof)

122 And yeah, that IS some nice "gun" pr0n.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

123 Jon Erik, leave the gun, take Joan Collins.

Posted by: Eric at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (a2F+C)

124 Cannolis? Hmmpf. Overrated.

Posted by: That guy who thinks everything is overrated at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (EgshT)

125 120 Pic of that sniper rifle - wow. Any idea what type of rifle / caliber it is?I want one.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (N39Ws

.308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

126 {i}107 31 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Ww

( *smacks vmom in the face with a dinner tray as she runs by* )
( *catches loose cannoli on the tray, balanced in a perfect pyramid * )
( * runs in the opposite direction* )

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (qpAo7)

127 I have determined that the new Rule is that any action taken by a President that is popular and would then redound to his political benefit must not be taken.

Presidents can ONLY do what is unpopular.

This rule will change when Trump is no longer President.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (ZfRYq)

128 I suppose it was inevitable.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (QLPEO)

129 What kind of a name is Hexum ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM



That would be the Rextum County Hexums.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (axyOa)

130 huh.
Tucker Derangement Syndrome is a thing.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (luzVb)

131 The sniper is not wearing a mask.
Someone needs to remind him that we're all in this together.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (QgtlX)

132 125 120 Pic of that sniper rifle - wow. Any idea what type of rifle / caliber it is?I want one.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (N39Ws

.308 Winchester.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

==========

I know where to go in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)

133
Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?





Please everyone knows if you want an expert on race relations it's HR Pufnstuf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (t+tI7)

134 Big Bird and Elmo at the Charlie McCarthy hearings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)

135 98 I presume Michigan's numbers are somewhat due to the auto factories and parts supplies in state ramping back up.
Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (1vIuC)

__

Ahh yes, of course. That makes sense.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (AJ2LA)

136 Morning all. Late start. Going to the in-laws to pew pew pew.

Even the CDC now says the Chink Lung Chunk was bullshit.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ogconl

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (R+p/Q)

137
Yesterday I had a beautiful girl rest her head on my shoulder, nibble my ear and tell her she loved me.

It was Dutchess while driving home from her weekly vet visit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (mht8P)

138 brak - OSB, right? Isn't real plywood very spendy now?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (El6T/)

Yeah, plywood is very expensive these days. Probably close to $40 a sheet for the heavier grades. But any photos that I have seen seem to show plywood, not OSB. That stuff is pretty distinctive.

But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (DZLAe)

139 I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open up for Generic Swedish Death Metal Band at The Basement in NYC back in '011.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (HaL55)

Only because Pickled Herring canceled.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (88+cf)

140 109 82 I'm still laughing hysterically over the Every Problem Has a Solution video.

I don't think we could have that solution here, unfortunately due to the optics.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (QR/xh)

I think the optics are *perfect*.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (qpAo7)

Used to be standard ops here. Not sure when or why that changed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

141 WWElmoD?

Let It Burn!

[insert Elmo meme with inferno behind him]

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

142 He's magical.
Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM (L3Rsz)

Cuz every litt thing Trump does is magic
Every thing he does just turns us on
Even though our life before was tragic
Now we know our love for him goes on

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (WwTwF)

143 I've started a personal drinking game.
I will have an alcoholic beverage for everyone I see wearing a facemask while driving alone in their vehicle.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (Uu+Jp)

144 Loved the water canon.

I want one.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (WEBkv)

145 122 And yeah, that IS some nice "gun" pr0n.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (Dc2NZ)


Yes, I thought you 'ettes would enjoy it, too.

Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (qpAo7)

146 Heh. DJT makes the pressholes get outta bed early, then takes no questions.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (WQZ1O)

147 Didn't Hexum kill himself with a gun / prop gun he thought was unloaded?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

148

Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright?
'Cause cannoli have eyes...for you....

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:25 AM (m45I2)

do wop do wop.....do wop do wop

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (X/Pw5)

149 138 brak - OSB, right? Isn't real plywood very spendy now?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (El6T/)

Yeah, plywood is very expensive these days. Probably close to $40 a sheet for the heavier grades. But any photos that I have seen seem to show plywood, not OSB. That stuff is pretty distinctive.

But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (DZLAe)

==========

My new build house came with a bunch of plywood to place over windows in case of hurricanes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

150 121 I have mentioned the press are all rude cunts?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:27 AM (85Gof)

Hey! We resent the comparison.

Posted by: Rude C**ts Everywhere at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (8/7u2)

151 "I can't breathe" sign update. When we last talked I had solicited help from you Morons on what to do with a sign that appeared on the speed limit sign on my property.

I pulled it down, tore it up, left it on the ground by the sign pole, then drove a survey stake through it.

Observing the seriousness of the occasion, one of my dogs lifted his leg on the stake.

Your move assholes.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (fpc+A)

152 Um, using Sesame Street to promote #BLM?



I remember when they got rid of Roosevelt Franklin because he was TOO BLACK.

Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (oVJmc)

153 We can't won't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault.

We'll order our police to stand down and allow billions of dollars of damage to you deplorables' bidnisses, you deplorable deplorables.

Now vote for us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (HaL55)

154 WTF is that sniper rifle rig?

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (w7KSn)

155 I just dropped by to tell you all how sorry I am. About everything. I'm really, really sorry.

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (sWM8x)

156 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I love this timeline.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)

157 It's not derangement to note that TuCa loves him some Forever Wars and was wrong on COVID and now tries to pretend that never happened.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (+7yf7)

158 I really figured it would be Animal the drummer who'd side with Antifa.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Dc2NZ)


Wasn't that based on Keith Moon?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (t+tI7)

159 CNN BREAKING NEWS: Stocks markets no longer matter to anyone other than billionaires.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (AJ2LA)

160 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM


Leave runner. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ejd/p)

161 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:



Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat.

All police are bad.
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault.




Insurance will be impossible to obtain because we are ELIMINATING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (luzVb)

162 I guess we have been good this week. We get THE Joan Collins, a sniper with trees, and speed bumps.
It's like Christmas!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (axyOa)

163
I know where to go in case of a zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)


I'm quite certain Alabama will be a fun place to be if the zombies decide to get froggy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (wgmJy)

164 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Franklin

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (oVJmc)

165 Apparently Mr water cannon has some impressive pressure, that one dude went flying out of the frame

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (/6GbT)

166 The news about covid is that it is still spreading and killing but mostly in red stayed now

Posted by: Kurt at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (vo0J1)

167 If Bush or Romney were president right now their approval would be 23%.


They'd be getting destroyed.


Trump fights back. The left and GOPe hate it.

Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (SJDa9)

168 "Shut up", they explained.
+++++++++++++
This is the problem. They mean it when they say this. This is "reasonable dialogue."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (hYcqw)

169 .308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)


Huh. Shows you how much I know. Since it looked like a long-range sniper rifle, I thought it might be a .50.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (qpAo7)

170 A post on the notorious website states, "Get #goBaldForBLM trending on Twitter and Instagram. The idea is to get women, particularly white women, to shave their heads for BLM. Guilt them into getting rid of their straight "white" hair to show "solidarity" with black women."

xxxxxx has successfully trolled leftists into believing all manner of absurd things in the past, including them introducing the idea that the 'OK' hand sign was code for white supremacist.

The #GoBaldForBLM Twitter hashtag was subsequently spammed by K-pop fans in an effort to hijack it, but for some women the damage was already done and that hair is going to take a while to grow back.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (3aI0K)

171 Bill Murrays son was reportedly arrested this week for arson and assault and battery against a police officer.


The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

So alittle rioting before going home to his father's multi million dollar vaca house.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

172 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM /
#BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them
shaving their heads.



I love this timeline.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX)


Can we get SlitYourLiberalThroatForBLM?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (t+tI7)

173 WTF is that sniper rifle rig?
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (w7KSn)
-----------

Either 50 cal or 338 Lapua with a suppressor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (WEBkv)

174 ALSO CNN:


THOSE AREN'T "REAL JOBS!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (oVJmc)

175 Oh look, it's still before lunch and Kurt is already slurring his words.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (xfb67)

176 Anybody watch The Kominsky Method? Was that Jane Seymour in it? got ten years on me probably but very bangable, puts Joan Collins to shame.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (ie76E)

177 156 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I love this timeline.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX


I'm just going to go ahead and say it.


4chan is a national treasure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (wgmJy)

178 171 Bill Murrays son was reportedly arrested this week for arson and assault and battery against a police officer.


The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

So alittle rioting before going home to his father's multi million dollar vaca house.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

===========

Weird that he didn't do that in Charleston, where Bill has a house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (LvTSG)

179 An actual downside of the jobs report is mortgage rates will spike.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (AJ2LA)

180 168 "Shut up", they explained.
+++++++++++++

This is the problem. They mean it when they say this. This is "reasonable dialogue."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (hYcqw)


Yes. When they say "We need to have a 'national conversation' about X", that's what they mean.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (qpAo7)

181 Yeah, Covid 19 is over. Right. My county remains in total lockdown (red).

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (MgDiu)

182 What would Oscar the grouch say?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (aKsyK)

183 WTF is that sniper rifle rig?
Posted by: navybrat



Looked like a Barrett with a can.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (R+p/Q)

184 I just dropped by to tell you all how sorry I am. About everything. I'm really, really sorry.

It's okay, Drew. Just see if you can still find your nuts and move on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (EgshT)

185 >>>The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.




Likely released minutes after.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (bkUtD)

186
Waiting for #OffYourselfWhitey to start trending.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (mht8P)

187
WTF is that sniper rifle rig?

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (w7KSn)


Looks like what happened when an AR-15 fucked a bolt action.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (9Om/r)

188 *grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM

Leave runner. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Puts up DETOUR sign which actually leads to cliff. Grabs cannolis as RMBS runs off cliff and is floating there before plunging down.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)

189 Britney Spears shaves her head for a publicity stunt and everyone calls her crazy.

Virtue-signaling white women shave their heads for a publicity stunt and everyone calls them brave.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (hYcqw)

190 Where's my Hedy ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (JgrP5)

191 Didn't Hexum kill himself with a gun / prop gun he thought was unloaded?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)

Put a gun loaded with blanks directly to his temple and pulled the trigger. The wad from the blank came out with enough force that it shattered his temple and shoved the pieces into his brain. I think I'm remembering all this correctly.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (xPl2J)

192 I'm just going to go ahead and say it.

4chan is a national treasure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (wgmJy)


Concur.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (qpAo7)

193 Dow, +1,000

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (G0vdT)

194 4chan is Japanese

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (w7KSn)

195 Dow up a grand

White Money Matters

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (JgrP5)

196 166 The news about covid is that it is still spreading and killing but mostly in red stayed now
Posted by: Kurt at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (vo0J1)

___

70% of all deaths/cases are within 50 miles of NYC.
LOL

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (AJ2LA)

197 Hmm. Poisonous toad venom inhalation.
(With apologies to Old Bill)

Time was, you could hit up the Chinaman for some powder, real smooth-like, stash it in a pouch and make for the bazaar as the waallaaaawallaaa of the muezzin jazzed up the Tangier morning. Tasty hit, the "jungle smack," they called it, toad sweat in a glass pipe will turn a boy into a squirming centipede and then the dancing begins. We found a mark, sidled up to him, young guy, new, soft hands. "Just inhale it real slow, like a cold snowy morning." Seeing the hit take him, it was tasty...

Posted by: Zod S. Burroughs at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (yvnmY)

198 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)

199 Bill Murray's kid arrested. Looks nothing like him.


https://tinyurl.com/y9f7x2kb

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

200 169 .308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

Huh. Shows you how much I know. Since it looked like a long-range sniper rifle, I thought it might be a .50.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (qpAo7)


The magazine isn't big enough. Could be .308 or lapua round. Hard to tell exactly. But not .50 cal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (wgmJy)

201
Where's my Hedy ?
Posted by: REDACTED


That's HEDLEY!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (mht8P)

202 80 I like how the Democrat message going into November is:

Hide in your homes, you can't go to work or church or out to eat
All police are bad
We can't protect your home or stop these angry young men and that's all your fault
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (aO8Gd)


I'm not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: guy invested in gun stocks at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (ZfRYq)

203 Put a gun loaded with blanks directly to his temple and pulled the trigger. The wad from the blank came out with enough force that it shattered his temple and shoved the pieces into his brain. I think I'm remembering all this correctly.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (xPl2J)


Yes, that's pretty much what happened, as I'll be mentioning on Monday.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (qpAo7)

204 Big Bird and Elmo explaining things to CNN listeners. Isn't that still above the educational level of your average CNN viewer?

Posted by: engineer at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (v689d)

205 If 4chan can get soyboys to get vasectomies to wipe out white privilege, thing might start looking up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (xfb67)

206 Cannolis? Hmmpf. Overrated.
Posted by: That guy who thinks everything is overrated at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (EgshT)

*******

A Canoli is just a sweet cream hot dog.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (flINI)

207 It's not derangement to note that TuCa loves him some Forever Wars and
was wrong on COVID and now tries to pretend that never happened.


Seriously?
Tucker is the biggest conservative dove on TV. And you know who else was wrong on COVID?

Donald J Trump.

Once again, we knife our own in the back while our enemies get a pass.
Do you think ace posts Tucker's videos and does entire posts on his show content because he sucks at his job?


I guess it's not paranoia if he's really out to get us though.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (luzVb)

208 Since we're almost done with the WuFlu, and some news outlets are still trying to claim that Sweden made a mistake, we should note some actual numbers. At the very beginning of this, the worst case predictions were 4% or 5% total fatality rates, which would have been 4,000 or 5,000 dead per one hundred thousand residents. Those were the numbers pushed by those who wanted the lockdowns in early March.

In actual, measured fact, Sweden has had about 5 deaths per 100,000 residents, a result which is 3 orders of magnitude lower (1,000 times lower) than what was predicted. Sweden's numbers quite literally came in 1,000 times better than all of the critics had predicted.

It is being claimed that they had a HUGE number of deaths, and should have locked everything down, because Great Britain, which did all of that, achieved a number of 4.79 deaths per 100,000 residents. Also 1,000 times better than had been predicted.

a neutral, honest person might say "you mean they got almost exactly the same results and they didn't do anything to kill their economy to get them?" But of course the critics will reply 'How can you say that 00.21 Deaths per 100,000 people is nothing??? Every Life is Infinitely valuable!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

209 They're intentionally throwing America into chaos because Biden is going to easily beat Trump?

Apparently so. I was assured in the morning thread that all of someone's totes rock-ribbed conservative friends were gonna vote against Trump because they can't stand the caterwauling any more.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (s2crL)

210 >>189
Britney Spears...everyone calls her crazy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (hYcqw)

Delta Dawn.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (QgtlX)

211 I'm glad as hell I did not submit to the mask insanity and only used it on a occasions when it was required or to calm my wife. Better yet, no pictures to show of the stupidity I will have to explain to my grand kids. Lots if idiots virtue signaling their gullibility are going to be cleansing their social media in a few more months.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (MxEKc)

212 136
Morning all. Late start. Going to the in-laws to pew pew pew.



Even the CDC now says the Chink Lung Chunk was bullshit.



https://tinyurl.com/y8ogconl

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (R+p/Q)
What amazes me is how the left is so willing to destroy an institution, one that at one time provided very valuable services, just to try and score some political points.
New England Journal of Medicine, Lancet -- these were elite journals. Now nothing but political pawns.

BAMN I guess. Little by little more of supposed trusted institutions ruined. Who would be left to believe? Them? Well, probably, especially if you asked the left.SMOD, we are waiting...

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (N39Ws)

213 4chan is Japanese


You really think so?

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (QLPEO)

214 The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

Marthas Vineyard? Who was he marching with? The Obamas and James Taylor?

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)

215 Psychedelic Toad Venom?

My drug of choice back in the day, man.

Posted by: '70s Stoner at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (rpbg1)

216 Do the "Experts", MFM, etc. even *realize* that they are demanding whole-hearted agreement with the diametrically opposed position of the week before?

In Witness, Chamber talked about how the hardcore party members could go from "Trotsky is friend of mankind" to "Trotsky is enemy of all that is right and good" on command. It seems that the ability has spread to the general run of those in "responsible" positions.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (uquGJ)

217 177 156 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I love this timeline.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:30 AM (ZGrMX


I'm just going to go ahead and say it.


4chan is a national treasure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (wgmJy)

Kek blessed them.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

218 And just like that the Merchants of Fear dropped dead because no one cared.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (l0sXm)

219 Leave the shelves.

Bring the canoli.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (Boy/L)

220 Joan Collins photo 2

"You'll poke your eyes out!"

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (9TdxA)

221 But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But no bullet holes, right ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (arJlL)

222 Cuz every litt thing Trump does is magic

Every thing he does just turns us on

Even though our life before was tragic

Now we know our love for him goes on

Posted by: vmom 2020
Tears in my eyes laughing!

Posted by: lizabth at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (L3Rsz)

223 Nasdaq is within spitting distance of 10K. But but but but but DEPRESSION!!!!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (AJ2LA)

224 Drew Brees groveling again.

Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (2M/TV)

225 Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)
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My ignorance was on full display when I questioned the casting of Ricardo Montalban as Khan. Boy, was I surprised when I found out he was in the original episode that spawned the movie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (WEBkv)

226 Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)


Ahem.

Balance of Terror > Space Seed.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)

227 So what ever happened to Shia Labouf and his flag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (l0sXm)

228 207 It's not derangement to note that TuCa loves him some Forever Wars and
was wrong on COVID and now tries to pretend that never happened.

Well he was wrong on covid but he defintely does not love him some forever wars... Opposite of that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (Zmnko)

229 BLM march on Martha's Vineyard, LOL!

Yes, tell me how oppressed Skip Gates, Spike Lee, Charles Ogletree, Quincy Jones and Charlayne Hunter-Gault over in Oaks Bluff are, you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)

230 211
I'm glad as hell I did not submit to the mask insanity and only used it
on a occasions when it was required or to calm my wife. Better yet, no
pictures to show of the stupidity I will have to explain to my grand
kids. Lots if idiots virtue signaling their gullibility are going to be
cleansing their social media in a few more months.


Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (MxEKc)
There will be a ceremonial bonfire to torch the ones I have. I too only succumbed when absolutely necessary.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

231 Isn't a skyrocketing Dow insensitive during the first month of the George Floyd Funeral Tour and Race-Baiting Festival?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (El6T/)

232 The actors 27-year-old son Caleb Murray was taken into handcuffs after participating in a Black Lives Matter march in Marthas Vineyard, Mass., on Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (85Gof)

Marthas Vineyard? Who was he marching with? The Obamas and James Taylor?
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)

I am guessing they did not burn down obama's house ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (85Gof)

233 And BANG! Just like that, Paul Krugman busts through the 1000 mini-Kohn limit of conventional physics and into the Maxi-Kohn era of quantum OrangeManBad stupid.

https://tinyurl.com/ybdckqgu

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (NVYyb)

234 I'd probably trade my old 94 30/30 for that sniper rig

straight up

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (JgrP5)

235
Bill Murray's kid arrested. Looks nothing like him.





https://tinyurl.com/y9f7x2kb

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

The result of anal birth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (9Om/r)

236 113 I really figured it would be Animal the drummer who'd side with Antifa.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM (Dc2NZ)

Animal love Trump. Trump Big Man, take no prisoners. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

Posted by: Animal at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (Rbu5d)

237 A Canoli is just a sweet cream hot dog.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (flINI)

So a sandwich then.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (Uu+Jp)

238 How about the series Andromeda with Kevin Sorbo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (l0sXm)

239 {i}224 Drew Brees groveling again.
Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (2M/TV)

Doesn't he realize it's not going to help?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (qpAo7)

240 >>Drew Brees groveling again.


What a Fag that guy is.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (uZvpR)

241 229
BLM march on Martha's Vineyard, LOL!



Yes, tell me how oppressed Skip Gates, Spike Lee, Charles Ogletree,
Quincy Jones and Charlayne Hunter-Gault over in Oaks Bluff are, you
guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (bDqIh)
Embargo the island. Nobody in or out. Lets watch how quickly it devolves into Lord of the Flies, then the Donner Party. It will be glorious to watch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

242 I clicked for bigger cannoli and all I got was another photo.

I Amy have to make a dessert run.

Posted by: fluffy is on your side at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (FgJKq)

243 Nasdaq is within spitting distance of 10K. But but but but but DEPRESSION!!!!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (AJ2LA)
++++++++++++
Wait for the GDP, unemployment, inflation and debt prints later on in the quarter.

The stock market != the economy, especially with all the funny fed money sloshing around right now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (hYcqw)

244 I like to think of Andrew Cuomo as the Sonny Corleone of the Cuomo Famiglia. He's a bad Don.

Posted by: Titus at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (k6X1s)

245 My new build house came with a bunch of plywood to place over windows in case of hurricanes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

Did they make provisions for fastening the plywood in place, so you don't have to drive nails or screws into the window frames?

Are storm shutters not a thing anymore?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (DZLAe)

246 Watched Trump's press conference. He was a nice as humanly possible and the press immediately went on the attack.

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (AHq56)

247 That cannoli looks like it has rabbit pellets in it

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (Zmnko)

248 222 Cuz every litt thing Trump does is magic

Every thing he does just turns us on

Even though our life before was tragic

Now we know our love for him goes on

Posted by: vmom 2020


Sting would be horrified. Well done.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (PiwSw)

249 The dems are calling the senate investigation a "fishing expidition?" what the fuck did they call those phony impeachment hearings in the Houses?

FUckin Hypocrites

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (85Gof)

250 I vote for photo #6.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)

^^^ WHS^^^

good lord, if i had that at home i'd never leave the house.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (8D42x)

251
Drew Brees groveling again.

Won't save him from the inevitable show trial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (mht8P)

252 >>BLM march on Martha's Vineyard


What would be funny would be a picture of all the Lawn Jockeys on the Vineyard, lined up in the street, blocking traffic.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (uZvpR)

253 Big Bird and Elmo explaining things to CNN listeners. Isn't that still above the educational level of your average CNN viewer?


Today's Prepaid Prog Propaganda Hour is brought to you by the letters "C" and "N."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (HaL55)

254 Looked like a Barrett with a can.
Posted by: rickb223

Joan Collins has TWO cans !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (arJlL)

255 OMG. There's a second bit of 4chan trickery going on today. They circulated a Photoshop saying there are 14 white victims of the police for every 88 black victims, and therefore got official BLM accounts to tweet out "#BLM1488". 1488 is some kind of Nazi / Hitler thing, which is the joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (ZGrMX)

256 -
-

whatever it means, I like it and hope I keep it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:21 AM (WwTwF)

---------

Where would Trump's Winnebago foray?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:24 AM


----

What-What-The-Whatting-F**k?

Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (pMGkg)

257 245 My new build house came with a bunch of plywood to place over windows in case of hurricanes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

Did they make provisions for fastening the plywood in place, so you don't have to drive nails or screws into the window frames?

Are storm shutters not a thing anymore?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (DZLAe)

==========

Yeah, there's a system. I should figure it out before the winds pick up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (LvTSG)

258 Ahem.

Balance of Terror > Space Seed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)
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Correct.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

259 Drew Brees groveling again.

Won't save him from the inevitable show trial.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (mht8P)

He's a fuckin idiot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (85Gof)

260 230
There will be a ceremonial bonfire to torch the ones I have. I too only succumbed when absolutely necessary.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

Great idea. On July Fourth, 2020.

Posted by: Animal at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (Rbu5d)

261 But maybe there is a better resale market for the used plywood? I know I would happily buy used plywood that was intact save for a few nail and screw holes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (DZLAe)


I'm done with the used wood. Trashed an almost new band saw blade a couple of weeks back on a used piece of wood that I thought had no nails in it. Live and learn. Used wood is now saved for winter and the wood stove.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (kUmUV)

262 Bitch mayor of DC kicking the NG out before a million rioters come?

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (ONvIw)

263 198 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)

Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Herbert!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

264 213 4chan is Japanese
You really think so?

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (QLPEO)


Shut up.

Posted by: The Vapors at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (qpAo7)

265 They should stuck the nozzle of that water cannon up a protester's ass and sent him on a rocket ride.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (2KacT)

266 Trump didn't look isolated to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (Zmnko)

267 Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA8)

268 Drew Brees groveling again.



even the Don didn't make Sonny get on his knees and grovel

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (JgrP5)

269 Used to be standard ops here. Not sure when or why that changed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

It's racist.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (QR/xh)

270 I've started a personal drinking game.
I will have an alcoholic beverage for everyone I see wearing a facemask while driving alone in their vehicle.


I went to the liquor store yesterday. One of the bottles wouldn't have made it home. Of course, neither would I.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (s2crL)

271 Doesn't he realize it's not going to help?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (qpAo7)
------------

Survival mode: As in he wants to survive the season then retire.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (WEBkv)

272 Where's my Hedy ?

That's Hedley !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (arJlL)

273 The BLM revolution will not be televised.

You will not see Michael Moore crucified to a Prius driven by six brothers high on glass.

The BLM revolution will not be brought to you by a blue pill that gives you an erection lasting for more than four hours sold to you by an old white couple sitting in matching bathtubs on an overpass watching a sunset.

The BLM revolution will not be televised.

You will not see fat black women spraying at camera-lenses as they speak their strange language angrily at a home audience that is not watching because there is a new episode of "Tiger King" on the screen.

Because the BLM revolution will not be televised.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (yvnmY)

274 A Canoli is just a sweet cream hot dog.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (flINI)

Yeah, just don't ask Anderson Cooper or Don Lemon to make them for you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (N39Ws)

275 Apparently so. I was assured in the morning thread that all of someone's totes rock-ribbed conservative friends were gonna vote against Trump because they can't stand the caterwauling any more.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:35 AM (s2crL)


Don't be so quick to dismiss that. A lot of people on "our side" have never had much liking for Teh Donald (as seen by the constant bitch-whining about his tweets) and while they may not like him, they certainly don't like the riots and white hatred sweeping the country and being force-fed them by the MFM.

If things continue to burn through the summer, I guarantee you a lot of supposed Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (2JVJo)

276 Doesn't he realize it's not going to help?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (qpAo7)

New Orleans, man. NOLA is Chicago with better seafood.

Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (BAsqb)

277 good lord, if i had that at home i'd never leave the house.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (8D42x)
++++++++++++
It does make the idea of becoming housebound more interesting...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (hYcqw)

278 213 4chan is Japanese



natto

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (JgrP5)

279 The way things are lately, I'm leaving the cannoli and taking the gun!

Posted by: Fred Baumann at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (wrFQB)

280
Trump's RV, fueled by hydroxychloroquine and zinc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (mht8P)

281 2 Bitch mayor of DC kicking the NG out before a million rioters come?

Surprised? Hope the President goes to Florida... If they want to destroy DC so be it

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (Zmnko)

282 My father was stationed at Ft. Hood in the 50's. He said his unit learned the hard way that blanks needed to be taken very seriously, something Hexum should have known. 2 of their men were engaged in a hand to hand combat drill, fighting over a rifle which was loaded with blanks. Rifle went off while it was pressed against the mid section of one of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

283 DC mayor can kick the Guard out of the city, but most of the city is actually Federal so the Guard can still protect the important stuff. Just not the mayor's home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (l0sXm)

284 >>Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?


They will call down to the Farm Team and bring up a White Supremecist Bomber.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (uZvpR)

285 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (ynUFw)

286 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020


*
*

At the start of the latter episode, when they find Khan in his cold-sleep compartment, it looks for a moment as if he might die. Then McCoy has Kirk open the compartment and gets Khan back to the ship to save his life.

Think of all the terrible things in Kirk's life, Marla's, and Spock's, that could have been avoided if Khan had just expired quietly right there!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (rpbg1)

287 267
Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA
Still waiting for them to come to the suburbs. We're waiting.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (N39Ws)

288 267 a million to converge of dc

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (ONvIw)

289 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Herbert!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
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We reach.


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (Dc2NZ)

290 Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA
++++++
My guess? Stand down. Let things stabilize and plan Wave 2 for when the the cop gets off or pulls a sentence less than death.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (hYcqw)

291 Weird that he didn't do that in Charleston, where Bill has a house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:32 AM (LvTSG)

....and a baseball team.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (X/Pw5)

292 Puts up DETOUR sign which actually leads to cliff. Grabs cannolis as RMBS runs off cliff and is floating there before plunging down.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM


Hey! What am I doing with the ACME detour trap? I'm just giving vmom some sage advice.

(Parsley advice extra, the full Simon ampersand Garfunkel advice package, POR)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ejd/p)

293 Stop all the racial profiling of young black men in Martha's Vineyard.

Yes. Please.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

294 mostly in red stayed now
Posted by: Kurt at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (vo0J1)

Rated: partially true. It fried your brain, and you're a Red.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (DZLAe)

295 so the Guard can still protect the important stuff. Just not the mayor's home.
Posted by: Anna Puma

oh that's a shame

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (WwTwF)

296 grabs plate of cannolis, runs away
Posted by: runner

*sticks out foot to trip runner, catches flying cannoli*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:26 AM

Leave runner. Take the cannoli.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Puts up DETOUR sign which actually leads to cliff. Grabs cannolis as RMBS runs off cliff and is floating there before plunging down.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 11:33 AM (axyOa)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTHNBKjMBU

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (zr5Kq)

297 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

The legal basis for that is likely bullshit but who is going to tell her otherwise?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ZfRYq)

298 did I blow the margins ? It was an accident !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)

299 267 Riots not working. Dow way up. What will they do next?
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:41 AM (jsWA

----------------------------------------

Oooo Ooooo Let me take this one. Impeachment on the way Covid 19 was handled for 2000, Alex.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (MgDiu)

300 Regarding the sniper rifle:

Per the war zone; "It is at least primarily based on the USMC's MK13 Mod 7, which was born out of the Special Operations community and uses the same family of Accuracy Internationa's chassis as described above. That rifle is chambered in 300 Winchester Magnum and has a special stainless steel barrel unique to this variant made by Lilja."

Posted by: Martini Farmer - ANTIFA Hunter at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (3H9h1)

301 Just going to point out with the jobs report...

I fussed at a lot of you for being such doom and gloomers back in April and May when you were predicting fatal destruction of the economy.

I said then, and I think it is being shown that the American Economy is stronger and more resilient than many give it credit for. American Exceptionalism is real, and it can't be wiped away by Democrats and Anarchists trying to keep OrangeManBad from being reelected.

Dow over 27,000 as we sit here.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (5p7BC)

302 Yeah, there's a system. I should figure it out before the winds pick up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (LvTSG)


Good idea. Many years ago had a worker on one of my projects pickup a sheet of plywood on a 3 story roof and it took him right off. He actually survived, but only because of pure luck.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (kUmUV)

303 biden in favor of defunding the police? ok gret go with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (85Gof)

304 Star Trek? Again? Seriously? Arrrgggh!!!


Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)

305 Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.

Garble drool.. stutter.. Thank you for backing me for Congreesman!

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (Zmnko)

306 My apologies to all suffering from my thoughtless act.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)

307 We need your financial support.


Put your disgusting racism on hold and enjoy the games!

Posted by: NFL SJW at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (SJDa9)

308 298 did I blow the margins ? It was an accident !
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)


Drew Brees impersonation

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (JgrP5)

309 What if we have to go back in time to save humanity and find out...

Joan Collins Must Die

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (qAR6u)

310 297 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

The legal basis for that is likely bullshit but who is going to tell her otherwise?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ZfRYq)


The obvious answer would be for the Trump hotel to put them up for free.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (ZfRYq)

311 In Witness, Chamber talked about how the hardcore party members could go from "Trotsky is friend of mankind" to "Trotsky is enemy of all that is right and good" on command. It seems that the ability has spread to the general run of those in "responsible" positions.


That's part of the progs's psyop, designed to make you doubt yourself and keep you confused and off-balance. Seems to be working on the weak, IMHO.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (HaL55)

312 304 Star Trek? Again? Seriously? Arrrgggh!!!


Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)

==========

I had nothing to do with it.

This time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (LvTSG)

313 What sniper rifle?

He heh.

Thanks for the pic, ettes are happy.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (QR/xh)

314 >>OMG. There's a second bit of 4chan trickery going on today. They circulated a Photoshop saying there are 14 white victims of the police for every 88 black victims, and therefore got official BLM accounts to tweet out "#BLM1488". 1488 is some kind of Nazi / Hitler thing, which is the joke.




I've only seen the /pol/ op of posting plain pieces of white printer paper - operation blank slate.

They want to see if they can trigger the Lefties like they did with their "It's OK to be white" and "Islam is right about women" ops.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

315 198 Star Trek TOS City on the Edge of Forever airs Tuesday, with Joan Collins as the always doomed Edith Keeler.

Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)

Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Herbert!
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

Trouble with Tribbles, you bunch of communists.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (Boy/L)

316 225 Many pick it as the best Trek episode. I go with Space Seed, which have us Khhhaaaaannn.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (9TdxA)
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My ignorance was on full display when I questioned the casting of Ricardo Montalban as Khan. Boy, was I surprised when I found out he was in the original episode that spawned the movie.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (WEBkv)


Perfect casting.
He got better hair in the movie, too.
Used his own pecs as stunt doubles...

Posted by: Animal at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (Rbu5d)

317 197 Hmm. Poisonous toad venom inhalation.
(With apologies to Old Bill)

Time was, you could hit up the Chinaman for some powder, real smooth-like, stash it in a pouch and make for the bazaar as the waallaaaawallaaa of the muezzin jazzed up the Tangier morning. Tasty hit, the "jungle smack," they called it, toad sweat in a glass pipe will turn a boy into a squirming centipede and then the dancing begins. We found a mark, sidled up to him, young guy, new, soft hands. "Just inhale it real slow, like a cold snowy morning." Seeing the hit take him, it was tasty...
Posted by: Zod S. Burroughs at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (yvnmY)

That milk sugar shit?

Posted by: dr. benway, interzone m.d. at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (98KjJ)

318 Joan Collins

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (mEjqT)

319 >>Good idea. Many years ago had a worker on one of my projects pickup a sheet of plywood on a 3 story roof and it took him right off. He actually survived, but only because of pure luck.


I have had it happen, though it didn't float me...but we did have a guy picked up and floated out over a pond before he lost hiis angle and went into it.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (uZvpR)

320 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

I don't think she can or did do that...she can refuse to pay for them I guess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (85Gof)

321 67 You are correct, sir! Now name the trashy movie they were in together.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional

Ashamed to admit I remember, "Making of a Male Model". TV trash at its, er, trashiest.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 11:22 AM (OUMaO)


You are correct, sir! On both counts.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (lVJPV)

322 Photo 6 of the who dis makes me feel funny.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (ftFVW)

323 The complete trashing of institutions is the really appalling bit about this, and actually the recent period of history. New England Journal of Medicine was mentioned - don't forget Lancet, which of course went completely Stoopid many years ago, with their crude idiotic slanderous hit-piece on civilian casualties in Iraq. This time, the jaw-dropping fraudulent HCQ "study".

On that topic, kind of astounded to see Andrew Sullivan being quoted all over the least stupid part of the digisphere* about how awful it is that the NYT is being corrupted.

?????

About two decades late there, power-glutes boy? Or more of course depending on how detailed you want to be. I think Sullivan was reacting to the melt-down over the Tom Cotton op-ed, in which the NYT did its imitation of an "underground" anarchist newspaper on campus in 1969, with internal rifts between mere idiots and insane Stalinist nutjobs (the two varieties of people who make up the place).

* the dumbing-down has lowered all boats, and those stepping in to replace some older discredited voices often have spectacular weak spots

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (El6T/)

324 Jesus that guy looks pissed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (uVRjH)

325 298
did I blow the margins ? It was an accident !

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (zr5Kq)

<lights up a cigarette>

Posted by: Margins at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (N39Ws)

326 Morning all. Late start. Going to the in-laws to pew pew pew.


Even the CDC now says the Chink Lung Chunk was bullshit.


https://tinyurl.com/y8ogconl



Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (R+p/Q)



They achieved the effect they wanted, now they don't need that tool any longer.

Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (OMsf+)

327 Balance of Terror > Space Seed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)
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Correct.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020


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As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)

328 Guy with sniper rifle. Me like

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (gLRfa)

329
Oooo Ooooo Let me take this one. Impeachment on the way Covid 19 was handled for 2000, Alex.

No worries.. San FranNan has already announced an investigation of Trump's handling of the "protesters" in DC...

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (Zmnko)

330 327 Balance of Terror > Space Seed.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:37 AM (qpAo7)
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Correct.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020

*
*

As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)

========

Y'all are fools.

The best episode is Spock's Brain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

331 235


Bill Murray's kid arrested. Looks nothing like him.








https://tinyurl.com/y9f7x2kb



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

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At first I was thinking lucky him. Then I saw his picture and I thought unlucky him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (pw+jk)

332 250
I vote for photo #6.



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)



^^^ WHS^^^



good lord, if i had that at home i'd never leave the house.





Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:39 AM (8D42x)


She's in the yard ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (AHq56)

333 Where do you see this 4 Chan stuff?

Posted by: keena at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (RiTnx)

334 To all of you criticizing and making fun of me, I just want you to know that I agree with you 100%.

And I'm sorry for that. Very, very sorry.

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (sWM8x)

335 Why am I seeing a few things about Trump and an RV? Did he say something?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (xPl2J)

336 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

Spock's Brain!

Because bimbo aliens!

"Brain and Brain, What is Brain!"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (qAR6u)

337 NGU, saw that, and had same reaction - how TF does that work? Sen. Lee was fulminating about it.

Nice reminder of the degradation of the country at so many levels. Not really a country actually, just people living around each other.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (El6T/)

338 Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)
+++++++++++
Trek was way more into whales than horses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (hYcqw)

339

1070 The Fan suspends radio host Joe Staysniak for 'insensitive' racial comments

https://outline.com/4vHpy6

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (aKsyK)

340 "324 Jesus that guy looks pissed."

Don't he though? Righteous indignation.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (gLRfa)

341


I was driving through oh so progressive Naperville this AM and saw on a guy's pick up truck. Blue Live Matter. Criminals...not so much. That ought to drive the woke Karens hysterical

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (UnQ9z)

342 Balance of Terror the best Star Trek episode. Kirk vs Rommulan Ship Captain.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (mEjqT)

343 Drew Brees groveling again.



Just quit, asshole. Just fucking QUIT.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (oVJmc)

344 What if we have to go back in time to save humanity and find out...

Joan Collins Must Die
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020


*
*

The lack of Dynasty and The Egyptian reconfigures the space-time continuum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (rpbg1)

345 Roddenberry's disagreement with Harlan Ellison about "City on the Edge of Forever" proves how far the current show runners of Drek have deviated from the Great Bird's vision of a positive future.

Harlan wanted it to be a druggie who screws up the timeline. Roddenberry said no. Harlan huffed and stormed off. The rest is history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (l0sXm)

346 There's a scenario where Trump gets voted out like Churchill after WWII

I don't see it. Expect high Deplorable turnout, and it's 3x the black vote.

Left is going all in on Black grievance. It's to protect their dominance in deep blue enclaves, not to win nationally

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (9TdxA)

347 Star Trek is the boomers Harry Potter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (xfb67)

348 I can't prove it, but I KNOW this is true: Today the DEMs are sh*tting themselves-- for them, today is a dreadful harbinger.

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Cssks)

349 My guess? Stand down. Let things stabilize and plan Wave 2 for when the the cop gets off or pulls a sentence less than death.


Here's hoping that AG Barr will have arrested and imprisoned most of the Panty-fa leadership and co-conspirators by then. Because we all know Wave 2 is coming.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (HaL55)

350 Drew Brees groveling again.

Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Zmnko)

351 Didn't Hexum kill himself with a gun / prop gun he thought was unloaded?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:29 AM (2JVJo)
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He was goofing around on-set with a revolver and a blank cartridge. He put the cartridge in, spun the cylinder, said something like "Hey everybody! Russian roulette!" and pulled the trigger. Sadly, he rolled a six.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (1jlUc)

352 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)


This.

Especially after the thing that STTMP

It took me a while into ST:ID to realize they were remaking WoK.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (ZfRYq)

353 >>The best episode is Spock's Brain. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

"We are close to Vaal so we may serve him. I will take you there."

Opportunity missed by not introducing the Gorn to the Vaal servants.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (yvnmY)

354 Drew Brees sock, LOL.

Mark1971 - yeah, he riffed on RVs, about buying one and traveling the country with Melania, during his extensive ad-libbing today at a WH press announcement.

All that was missing: "And when I buy my RV, it'll be huge, beautiful, the best really."

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (El6T/)

355 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance." For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more -- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures Wrath of Khan is tops.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)
========
Y'all are fools.
The best episode is Spock's Brain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)

Brain and Brain! What is Brain???

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)

356 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance."
For the effect on the lives of Kirk, Spock, Marla, Kirk's son, and more
-- the sheer effect on Kirk's life -- "Space Seed" and how it prefigures
Wrath of Khan is tops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:46 AM (rpbg1)



========



Y'all are fools.



The best episode is Spock's Brain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)


Liz Warren liked the one where Kirk is an Injun

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (UnQ9z)

357 "BLM march on Martha's Vineyard, LOL!
"

They should stop at the Barn and Bistro for lunch, the locally harvested arugula salad is simply sumptuous as is the deconstructed pate. I think they have an early looters special.



Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (MxEKc)

358 Since Dynasty's demise, we just don't see people falling down stairs any more.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Boy/L)

359 Balance of Terror the best Star Trek episode. Kirk vs Rommulan Ship Captain.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020


*
*

It is truly William Shatner's best and most restrained performance as Kirk -- and I say that as a big WS fan who appreciates his theatricality on occasion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (rpbg1)

360 335
Why am I seeing a few things about Trump and an RV? Did he say something?


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (xPl2J)

He said he's thinking of getting one so he and Melania can do a road trip to NY (IIRC) ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (AHq56)

361
As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance."



I had the advantage of stealing from 'Run Silent, Run Deep.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (oVJmc)

362 285 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.
______________

Starting with Barky's place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (k4dH2)

363 289 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

But the space hippies didn't have any psychedelic toad venom.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (lVJPV)

364 4chan has done it again. They got #GoBaldForBLM / #BaldForBLM trending and now white girls are posting pictures of them shaving their heads.

I'm now saddened by the fact that I sport a buzz cut.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (s2crL)

365 Drew Brees groveling again.
Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (2M/TV)
++++++++++++
Has he not learned from every other celebrity that you must never yield, not even give so much as an inch, to the woke cancel mob? It will never end now. Those endorsements aren't going to be renewed anyway. He's going to get very little for his capitulation.

And in his case, I understand the fear - if his O-Line hangs him out to dry (and there is a decent chance they would), he could get seriously injured. But still, he cannot win this fight he is in. He can only be destroyed by the thousands of cuts that are coming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (hYcqw)

366 >>350
Drew Brees groveling again.
Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (Zmnko)

Sincere repentance requires gender reassignment surgery.
This is known.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (QgtlX)

367 I would like to tangle with that sniper anytime

Posted by: Cheri at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (oiNtH)

368 that was some good Old Bill there, Zod.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (0IMgo)

369 >>>What if we have to go back in time to save humanity and find out...

Joan Collins Must Die



Then I will be her Kyle Reese.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (bkUtD)

370 This is a great idea by Terrence K. Williams on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3gRyPnP

11yr old was shot & killed while sleep. His mother asked me to share his story. His name is Jordan McCoy and she wants the world to know he mattered too.

5yr old girl name Queenyanna Davis was murdered a week later. Jackson Ms police is looking for her Killer. 10k Reward out


You know, this is a good idea. Both to honor those who were killed and to bring the light to the ridiculous numbers of Blacks who are killed every day.

Only instead of just saying the Black person was killed, point out how: by police, by gangs, by white person, by another Black person, etc.

Imagine just doing this for Blacks killed in Chicago, where this is the murder count from 2016 to 2018:

2016: 770
2017: 660
2018: 561

That is more than one person per day murdered in Chicago.

Not all Black people, mind you, but I bet a large percentage of them were.

Demographics of Chicago are:

45% White
32% Hispanic
32% Black

So 32% of 561 = 180

So that means there would be a profile of a Black person murdered in Chicago every other day.

And that is just Chicago. One city in one state of the entire country.

The Left is asking that we highlight Black businesses and Black artists and Black this and Black that. That's fine. Well, let's also highlight Black deaths in this country and *how* they die.

I have a feeling when all the facts are shown, "death by police officer" is the *least* of the worries of the average Black American.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (Do5/p)

371
He said he's thinking of getting one so he and Melania can do a road trip to NY (IIRC) ...


Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (AHq56)

OK. Thanks.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (xPl2J)

372 I want to get one of those water cannon trucks...

Gonna check on GunChoker.

High bid Baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (Z+IKu)

373 I still believe that Gene Roddenberry was a reverse Terminator.

Sent back in time to create the future he was from.

And plow some trim.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (ZfRYq)

374 Harlan wanted it to be a druggie who screws up the timeline. Roddenberry said no. Harlan huffed and stormed off. The rest is history.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (l0sXm)
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And also because it wouldn't have flown because of broadcast standards of the time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (1jlUc)

375 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (mEjqT)

376 I had the advantage of stealing from 'Run Silent, Run Deep.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:50 AM (oVJmc)


Oh yas. Roddenberry stole everything but Clark Gable's underwear.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lVJPV)

377 >>368
that was some good Old Bill there, Zod. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (0IMgo)

Strange cat. I had a cousin (art major, natch) who appeared in one of his weird Kansas grad-student movies.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (QgtlX)

378 Joan is sporting a mash-up of the gamine and poodle cuts in photo 3.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (BKV7y)

379
Star Trek? Again? Seriously? Arrrgggh!!!

Is this blog turning into a one-Trek pony?
Posted by: Muldoon


Everybody wants a piece of the action.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (aKsyK)

380 But no bullet holes, right ?
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:36 AM (arJlL)

Would depend upon the extent of the damage, and where on the sheet there were holes. Mostly, it gets used as sheathing or subfloor, and if still structurally sound, small holes don't matter much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (DZLAe)

381 So once we stop the police from killing 10-12 black guys a year, then what?

Oh right, then we go all communist and shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (xfb67)

382 342 Balance of Terror the best Star Trek episode. Kirk vs Rommulan Ship Captain.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:48 AM (mEjqT)
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The reveal of Romulans for the first time, and the suspicious looks cast at Spock.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (Dc2NZ)

383 I would like to tangle with that sniper anytime
Posted by: Cheri at June 05, 2020 11:51 AM (oiNtH)
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I'm not sure that gun will fit in a pocket, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (WEBkv)

384
That PP tweet is just... something else. The chutzpah. The effrontery. I give it an eleven out of ten on the "Begging For a Lightning Bolt" scale.

It's even slightly more arrogant and dishonest than Abe Rosenthal's epitaph.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lJuMe)

385 INFORMATION YOU NEED TO KNOW:
the best way to lengthen the expected life of your solar panel is to keep it in the shade

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (3aI0K)

386 Joan Collins guest starred in both Star Trek and Space:1999.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (oVJmc)

387 Here's hoping that AG Barr will have arrested and imprisoned most of the Panty-fa leadership and co-conspirators by then. Because we all know Wave 2 is coming.


there's a GREAT thread on this on Twitter by Brian Cates. Relevant also to what I was saying about TuCa's bedwetting performances of late. maybe Tuck is in on it, but I somehow doubt it. Anyway take a look:

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/
1268927947089600512?s=20

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (j9HX3)

388 Here's hoping that AG Barr will have arrested and imprisoned most of the Panty-fa leadership and co-conspirators by then. Because we all know Wave 2 is coming.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (HaL55)


That fat pantload would have to wake up first.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (2JVJo)

389 /pol/ stuff without going onto 4chan (or 8kun or wherever they are nowadays):

*warning: you will see racist stuff*

https://gab.com/PNN/posts

/104289301032204645

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)

390
It took me a while into ST:ID to realize they were remaking WoK.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020


*
*

I still call that movie Star Trek: Slippin' Into Darkness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (rpbg1)

391 I would also put "Journey to Babel" up there for insight into Spock's childhood.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (Dc2NZ)

392 biden is going to defeat PDT?

Have you people seen biden lately? I mean seriously...he can not articulate 2 coherent sentences and he looks worse than Franco

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (85Gof)

393 375 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (mEjqT)


The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV)

394 Ignoramus is exactly right.

The extent to which Dems' most loathsome and outrageous behavior over the years has been directed at the seemingly small goal of maxxing black turnout is greatly underappreciated.

It's not a small goal. It's literally the margin of victory, especially on the local and state level, for the Dems in several places.

Obama's most vile racist agitation looked "strategic", even though it's also just the default stuff he and his ilk survive on. Trayvon, Ferguson.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (El6T/)

395 You know who's a big RV'er? Clarence Thomas. He and Ginnie love travelling the country in their RV. Trump and Melania should get one and go with them.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (sWM8x)

396 YouGov poll.


16% support cutting police funding.

65% oppose

Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

397 Oh yas. Roddenberry stole everything but Clark Gable's underwear.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lVJPV)
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There are only so many plots available. The only difference is in how the story is told.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (WEBkv)

398 >>>And plow some trim.



There's a new directive on that phrase. According to South Park, the euphemism is now "Crush some puss."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (bkUtD)

399 addendum - I don't agree with DrawAndStrike about Esper being a good guy btw

it doesn't matter tho, it's fine to use the other side to your own ends

Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (j9HX3)

400 Drew Brees groveling again.

Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag



Apparently, the idea of telling Twatter to pound sand never occurred to him. Shouldn't he have FU money by now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (HaL55)

401 Wasn't Joan Collins in a movie about giant ants attacking people? Maybe it wasn't ants, but it was one of those really bad 70's movies about killer insects.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (xPl2J)

402
Rasmussen Reports


Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job
@realDonaldTrump
is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

403 Every time I see this, I want to be a pair of cutoff jean shorts:
https://youtu.be/ZKXyIL0OwMY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (hYcqw)

404 >>>65% oppose



How are 16% undecided on that subject???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (bkUtD)

405 45% White
32% Hispanic
32% Black


must be a pollster

Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (JgrP5)

406 >>So once we stop the police from killing 10-12 black guys a year, then what?

Oh right, then we go all communist and shit.



Probably good to look at what happened to London after they disarmed most of their police and went totes woke.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

407 Sorry, but the Way to Eden is the best TOS episode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

And The Children Shall Lead is a Christmas episode!

FIGHT ME!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (qAR6u)

408 Have you people seen biden lately? I mean seriously...he can not articulate 2 coherent sentences and he looks worse than Franco
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Generalissimo Francisco Franco ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (arJlL)

409 I have a feeling when all the facts are shown, "death by police officer" is the *least* of the worries of the average Black American.
____________________

Here's a fun chart that shows how black deaths stack up:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaf3r72w

And in 2019, there were a whopping 9 blacks shot to death by cops in the U.S. This in a country where there are over 37 million blacks, and they commit disproportionately high amounts of all violent crimes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (k4dH2)

410 Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (ie76E)

411 396 YouGov poll.


16% support cutting police funding.

65% oppose
Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

And Biden's going to double down.

Trump's not going to let this go.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (tmA71)

412 1070 The Fan suspends radio host Joe Staysniak for 'insensitive' racial comments



The right to racially sensitive comments is in the Declaration of Independence and shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (luzVb)

413
Ya know, my infant is black, Jewish, and disabled.

Maybe I should look into obtaining a restraining order against Planned Parenthood in case they send a gang of crazed eugenicists with organ buckets full of ice to my home.

It would be a fun stunt, at least.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (lJuMe)

414 "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is the best Star Trek movie.

Think about it. Think about it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (E+OcO)

415 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV

Yes that's the rock monster I'm talking about. You're description much better.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (mEjqT)

416 If you're really rich, they make custom 4x4 RV's. All though the one's I've seen online don't have the amenities of a road going one.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (xfb67)

417 402
Rasmussen Reports


Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job
@realDonaldTrump
is now over 40%.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

========

I feel a tingle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (LvTSG)

418 Wasn't Joan Collins in a movie about giant ants
attacking people? Maybe it wasn't ants, but it was one of those really
bad 70's movies about killer insects.


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (xPl2J)


Empire of Ants - 1977

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (UnQ9z)

419
If things continue to burn through the summer, I guarantee you a lot of supposed Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Now pull the other one.

Posted by: MarkY at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (i022r)

420 Waiting for #OffYourselfWhitey to start trending.

#GetGangbangedForBLM

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (s2crL)

421 396 YouGov poll.


16% support cutting police funding.

65% oppose
Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

And the other 19% don't know how to read so can't respond to the question?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

422 YouGov poll.





16% support cutting police funding.



65% oppose

Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (SJDa9)

Whenever I see a poll like this I wonder who are the numskulls that can't make up they're mind.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (xPl2J)

423 Drew Brees groveling again.

Guess the only thing he can do now is burn the American flag


Apparently, the idea of telling Twatter to pound sand never occurred to him. Shouldn't he have FU money by now?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (HaL55)

He wants to be loved and invited the right cocktail parties

And please everyone stop posting polls, they mean as much as any major league baseball roster--zippo nothing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (85Gof)

424 We might joke about the riots boosting the Stock Market, but I think we can see why that just happened.

The riots have killed the Wuhan Flu scare faster than anyone thought possible. Just a week ago, journalistas were mocking Trump because he predicted that by memorial day, this would be behind us.

Well, the virus is indeed behind us. Bits and pieces are still around, but as a Big Scary Thing, it's over. And the Scare is over, that's what the riots signify. Nobody is gonna stay indoors or worry much about "social distancing" anymore, it's over. Of course there's still a few governors (Like Inslee) who still want to beat their own state economies into completely submission, but that's a separate, political issue.

the Wu-Flu is over, in all practical respects. That's what the market is celebrating.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

425 As pure storytelling, I give the nod to "Balance."


I had the advantage of stealing from 'Run Silent, Run Deep.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020


*
*

A little of that, and another film, one with Robert Mitchum as a destroyer captain and Curt Jurgens as a U-Boat commander, called The Enemy Below. Good flick, very different from ST's episode, but you're left with this haunting impression that they are two very similar stories.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (rpbg1)

426 Whenever I watch a bad movie and there is a Christmas tree or other decoration shown, I immediately shout "It's a Christmas movie!"

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (ZfRYq)

427 If there was any justice, Kirk's "Gorn cannon" would've blown up in his hands, leaving him screaming in helpless agony as his opponent slowly harvested his liver.
"May I remind you, Doctor, that the barrel of a projectile-firing weapon must be strong enough to contain the explosion within it that propels the projectile."

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (yvnmY)

428 Joan Collins was pretty, but I never found her hot. Two different things.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

429 Blanks are cool. Most don't know this. But the eraser on a pencil is about 5.56mm. Some assembly required.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (jsWA8)

430 Empire of Ants - 1977


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (UnQ9z)

Yeah, I thought so.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (xPl2J)

431 I saw Silicon Based Lasagna Monster open up for Porcupine Tree at Red Rocks last summer. It was like, far out, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (HaL55)

432 I just want my balls back.

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (EgshT)

433 My office is talking about making the transition back into the office now, and we are following the state guidelines, meanwhile there are people rioting in Richmond and nobody says boo.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (ZfRYq)

434 Harlan wanted it to be a druggie who screws up the timeline. Roddenberry said no. Harlan huffed and stormed off. The rest is history.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:49 AM (l0sXm)


You won't find a more insufferable dick than Harlan Ellison.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (lVJPV)

435 Dad, is that you?
Fascinating.

Posted by: Spock at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (Rbu5d)

436 Lost in Space had and episode where the monsters were giant alien vegetables .

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (luzVb)

437 Never demilled chinese type 74 flamethrower and fuel tanks brand new in box at recon ord, $2,995.00

Posted by: hot time in old town tonight banned at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (98KjJ)

438
A little of that, and another film, one with Robert Mitchum as a destroyer captain and Curt Jurgens as a U-Boat commander, called The Enemy Below.



THAT was the one I was thinking of.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (oVJmc)

439 415 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV

Yes that's the rock monster I'm talking about. You're description much better.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (mEjqT)

Don't forget the flying calzones in "Operation -- Annihilate"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (Dc2NZ)

440 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM (ynUFw)
---------
"Hey which one of these is the riot ferry?"

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (/ZYFC)

441 "Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"


Yeah, but best smart-ass robot ever.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

442 410 Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (ie76E)


EXTERMINATE!

Posted by: The Daleks at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (PiwSw)

443 410 Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (ie76E)

Best part? If you watched Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea a couple weeks later?

Same monster costumes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

444 I'm done with the used wood. Trashed an almost new band saw blade a couple of weeks back on a used piece of wood that I thought had no nails in it. Live and learn. Used wood is now saved for winter and the wood stove.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 11:40 AM (kUmUV)

Carbide-toothed blade in table saw FTW. They eat nails for breakfast. Nice shiny cut, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (DZLAe)

445 > "You'll poke your eyes out!"

I'd be willing to risk it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (4rS50)

446 Rasmussen Reports





Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job

@realDonaldTrump

is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)



Make no mistake about it, part of the Floyd riots was the left is in a panic of black support for Trump. This was an attempt by the left to paint him as super racist and drive away that support

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (UnQ9z)

447 Whenever I see a poll like this I wonder who are the numskulls that can't make up they're mind.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (xPl2J)
++++++++++++
There are a lot of people who don't like cops in general (I am often one of them, depends on where I am) because they see them as mostly useless paper-pushers who hand out tickets to peaceable citizens while investigating dick-all of actual crime and standing by while people loot, pillage, fight and steal.

Those people might think, "I don't like 'em, but I don't want them defunded, I want them reformed. I don't like this question, and I am not going to answer it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (hYcqw)

448 Paul Krugman said Friday, without evidence, that is was possible the much better than expected jobs numbers might be cooked.

After an enormous backlash from fellow economists and market-watchers, Krugman partially back off the unsubstantiated claims and said he starting to believe that the modest job gains may well have been real.

How do cunts like this still have paying jobs?


How do cunts like this still

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (85Gof)

449 Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

Dear God if that's true. Lmfao. It's over. Shut the lights off and put out the dog out.
Its.
Fucking.
Over.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (uVRjH)

450 Wasn't Joan Collins in a movie about giant ants attacking people? Maybe it wasn't ants, but it was one of those really bad 70's movies about killer insects.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (xPl2J)

Food of the Gods
, IIRC.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (2JVJo)

451 I worry about Trump's safety after his second term.
So I think it would really be best if we kept him as POTUS for life.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (WwTwF)

452 Roddenberry stole everything but Clark Gable's underwear.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:52 AM (lVJPV)
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There are only so many plots available. The only difference is in how the story is told.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020


*
*

Probably he did some thievery from Forbidden Planet too. The difference is Roddenberry was the first to bring such a series with such a background to TV.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (rpbg1)

453 Oh please, oh please, oh PLEASE,

Burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:42 AM


What? Are they showing their support for both of the black lives on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (ejd/p)

454 >>Yeah, but best smart-ass robot ever. Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

"Biddy-biddy-biddy, grab her ass, Buck."

Posted by: Smartass robot in Buck Rogers at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (yvnmY)

455 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.


Interesting note? That monster suit was made for an Outer Limits episode, 'The Probe.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (oVJmc)

456 I like the Star Trek episode with the 20's gangsters, especially when Spock tells the mob boss to go home and get his fuckin' shine box!

The one where they have to re-enact the Gunfight at The OK Corral is tops too, especially when Spock says "I'm your Huckleberry"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (qAR6u)

457 I thought we weren't using the c-word.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (xfb67)

458 >>Maybe I should look into obtaining a restraining order against Planned Parenthood in case they send a gang of crazed eugenicists with organ buckets full of ice to my home.

It would be a fun stunt, at least.
- - -

Heh.
Wait til he grows up and asks you why you're against abortion

That was a fun one for me (my son's congenital heart defects put him in a 'you should abort for his sake' position per abortionist ghouls).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (bDqIh)

459 457 I thought we weren't using the c-word.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (xfb67)

==========

Carousel!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (LvTSG)

460 Biden reminds me of the "Fire in the Sky" aliens.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7asbtx

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (X/Pw5)

461 If things continue to burn through the summer, I guarantee you a lot of supposed Trump supporters will vote for Biden, as long as his message of "unity" is delivered with the proper solemnity and amplified daily by the media.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Now pull the other one.
Posted by: MarkY at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (i022r)

Now he has a good point, but I remind you of the answer the Spartan's gave to King Philip when he threatened to invade them. The King said "If I invade your land, I will burn all your cities and destroy all of your crops and ravage all of your lands."

The Spartans replied, "If."

King Philip did not invade.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)

462 It would be a fun stunt, at least.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (lJuMe)

How's the little one doing?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (Zmnko)

463 Jon Erik Hexum.

-
Didn't he accidentally kill himself playing around with a blank cartridge?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

464 So I think it would really be best if we kept him as POTUS for life.

Too Jewish Russian.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (Boy/L)

465 The Omega Glory - Freedom?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (xceTB)

466 If nothing else, the Current Unpleasantness is a great opportunity for wypipo to at leart *pretend* to like Blacks, amirite?

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (BKV7y)

467 Paul Krugman said Friday, without evidence, that is was possible the much better than expected jobs numbers might be cooked.

After an enormous backlash from fellow economists and market-watchers, Krugman partially back off the unsubstantiated claims and said he starting to believe that the modest job gains may well have been real.

How do cunts like this still have paying jobs?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (85Gof)
+++++++++
Because they're on the "right side of history" of course.

But if book-cooking is the worry, wait for the ADP print and see if it tracks. Even if BLS is subverted, ADP won't be - they make their money on payroll services and it is not in their best interests to fudge the numbers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (hYcqw)

468 395 You know who's a big RV'er? Clarence Thomas. He and Ginnie love travelling the country in their RV. Trump and Melania should get one and go with them.
===
There was a story in RV magazines awhile back that a couple was in a WalMart lot when a motorhome pulled in along with several black Suburbans and folks wearing ear pieces. It was Judge Thomas and spouse and their security. Guy said he slept the best he ever had in WalMart.

Posted by: dingbat at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (N0gU3)

469
Based on our watching patterns and DVR pausing, I have been catching the last fifteen or ten minutes of TOS episodes most nights while waiting for Gomer Pyle to come on.

The last segments are surprisingly good. Some real standouts have been A Taste of Armageddon, Mudd's Women, and Conscience of the King.

Posted by: fktheleft at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (I54dk)

470 And even though the Covid Crisis has been ignored out of existence, the cock-breath Guv of NJ is keeping his knee on the neck of the citizens until...July.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (bWBdM)

471 Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job

@realDonaldTrump

is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

I'm not sure how much I trust Rasmussen (nothing against them, I just don't trust any polls,) but if this is true November will be a landslide.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (tmA71)

472 Speaking of Shai La Boof - I watched "Fury" last night, which I thought was pretty decent. I just have one tiny bit of a problem with *spoiler alert* an SS stormtrooper kinda just ignoring the last living tank crew member that had killed a decent chunk of his comrades. Riiiight.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (/ZYFC)

473 The silcon-based lasagne monster on that mining colony.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:53 AM (lVJPV)

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The Horta Hears a Who

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (8XRCm)

474 Yes that's the rock monster I'm talking about. You're description much better.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (mEjqT)


And don't forget that pile of rocks who brought down Kirk, Spock, another Vulcan dude and Abraham Lincoln and paired them off against 4 bad guys for an epic battle of good vs. evil.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (lVJPV)

475 "Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters


Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"


Yeah, but best smart-ass robot ever.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020


*
*

Robby the Robot, when asked about water: "I rarely use it myself, sir. It promotes rust."

Hard to beat that as a smart crack.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (rpbg1)

476 16% support cutting police funding.

Cutting police funding is such a stupid idea that Matt Yglesias at Vox has come out saying it's dumb.

Which may mean it's secretly a good idea.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (ZGrMX)

477 I don't like any Star Trek episodes. They're all shit. Except the Batleth fight scene.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (xfb67)

478 I thought we weren't using the c-word.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:59 AM (xfb67)

No one is forcing you to. When they left acts like the do, it is entirely appropriate. If I could think of a more vile word, I'd use it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (85Gof)

479
Empire of Ants - 1977


Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 11:55 AM (UnQ9z)


https://tinyurl.com/yab4py58


Sexy times!!

Posted by: Borat at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (AHq56)

480 Make no mistake about it, part of the Floyd riots was the left is in a panic of black support for Trump. This was an attempt by the left to paint him as super racist and drive away that support


Trump isn't in this story AT ALL. All they can do is try to whip of black fear and then point at Trump, but he had nothing to do with Minneapolis or anything else in this story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (oVJmc)

481 Someone just called Shaun King (Talcum X) "Martin Luther Cream" on Twitter.

Damnit! Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (xx4Eq)

482 I'm here.
So, OT, but my house is on deposit. I am now in home inspection purgatory waiting to find out how much the buyers are going to try and squeeze me for.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (QzF6i)

483 471 Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job

@realDonaldTrump

is now over 40%.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)

I'm not sure how much I trust Rasmussen (nothing against them, I just don't trust any polls,) but if this is true November will be a landslide.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (tmA71)

==========

Democrats seem to be acting like they believe this

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (LvTSG)

484 I am not sure how but Mayor Bowser has made the hotels that were housing NG troops from out of state not allow them to rent rooms to them.

The legal basis for that is likely bullshit but who is going to tell her otherwise?

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:43 AM (ZfRYq)

Bowser is a good name for a bitch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (DZLAe)

485 Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (/ZYFC)

Thought the same thing but it's a movie so w/e

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (uVRjH)

486 Biden reminds me of the "Fire in the Sky" aliens.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7asbtx
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (X/Pw5)

Been thinking that for months.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (Boy/L)

487 I have a feeling Joan Collins did nasty stuff. IYKWIM

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (9TdxA)

488 170

A post on the notorious website states, "Get #goBaldForBLM trending on Twitter and Instagram. The idea is to get women, particularly white women, to shave their heads for BLM. Guilt them into getting rid of their straight "white" hair to show "solidarity" with black women."

xxxxxx has successfully trolled leftists into believing all manner of absurd things in the past, including them introducing the idea that the 'OK' hand sign was code for white supremacist.

The #GoBaldForBLM Twitter hashtag was subsequently spammed by K-pop fans in an effort to hijack it, but for some women the damage was already done and that hair is going to take a while to grow back.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM

Well, shit...

Posted by: Bald Karen at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (Do5/p)

489 What? Are they showing their support for both of the black lives on Martha's Vineyard?
______________

Barky and Michelle have a mansion there. And they are their gods.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (k4dH2)

490 > Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?

Clint Howard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (4rS50)

491 Trump isn't in this story AT ALL. All they can do is try to whip of black fear and then point at Trump, but he had nothing to do with Minneapolis or anything else in this story.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
I do wonder if he his going to go hard in campaign ads about this. "Your local leadership allowed this to happen. You've had one-party rule for generations. Whaddya think? Time for a change? What do you have to lose?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (hYcqw)

492 "Well, the virus is indeed behind us. Bits and
pieces are still around, but as a Big Scary Thing, it's over. And the
Scare is over, that's what the riots signify. Nobody is gonna stay
indoors or worry much about "social distancing" anymore, it's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo"


I wish somebody would tell my YMCA. They have the place locked down like a high security prison hospital. I might have to send them a derisive, mocking email.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (MxEKc)

493 39 All joking aside, FFS I hope somewhere someone in the administration is quietly planning to do the fiercest hot wash in history on the CDC and some other outfits.

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Last time I looked:
Taiwan
population 23 million
cases 443
deaths 7

Skip the middle steps and outsource Federal public health to Taipei.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (d6mdH)

494 "The Enemy Within" where the transporter malfunction splits Kirk into good and evil twins

Surprised that the network censors let the scene where Evil Kirk attempts to rape Janice Rand go through

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (qAR6u)

495 OK, folks, I think I'm going to run some errands.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (2JVJo)

496 TGIF. Time for some tranya.

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (QgtlX)

497 Rasmussen also has Trump back up to 48%. Was 44 a few days ago. I know people don;t trust polls, but Rasmussen is a rolling 3 day average and it is likely voters.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (QzF6i)

498
Food of the Gods, IIRC.

Ida Lupino's last film?

Posted by: night ofthe lupus banned at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (98KjJ)

499 I'm here.
So, OT, but my house is on deposit. I am now in home inspection purgatory waiting to find out how much the buyers are going to try and squeeze me for.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM (QzF6i)
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Good luck.

When I sold Mom's house, I had buyers try to squeeze me. I told my agent that wasn't going to happen, because I'd just had a new AC unit put on the house.

He got me a good offer and I cleared what I expected.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (WEBkv)

500 thathalfrican, I never get what I want, so you can tell me the Mpls city council isn't *really* going to disband the police force, right?

That would just be too good to be true.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (El6T/)

501 463 Jon Erik Hexum.
-

Didn't he accidentally kill himself playing around with a blank cartridge?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)


You are correct, sir.

Sadly.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (lVJPV)

502 I feel really good today. The riots are ending. The protests will continue, but they will be overshadowed by improving job numbers. The lockdown was bullshit all along, and all these Democrat governors who insisted on shutting down business have no moral ground to stand on.

Posted by: Mike at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (WWn8/)

503 A post on the notorious website states, "Get #goBaldForBLM trending on Twitter and Instagram. The idea is to get women, particularly white women, to shave their heads for BLM. Guilt them into getting rid of their straight "white" hair to show "solidarity" with black women."

xxxxxx has successfully trolled leftists into believing all manner of absurd things in the past, including them introducing the idea that the 'OK' hand sign was code for white supremacist.

The #GoBaldForBLM Twitter hashtag was subsequently spammed by K-pop fans in an effort to hijack it, but for some women the damage was already done and that hair is going to take a while to grow back.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020


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Stupid Human Tricks.

(As in, tricks played on stupid humans)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (rpbg1)

504 I'm not sure how much I trust Rasmussen (nothing against them, I just don't trust any polls,) but if this is true November will be a landslide.

It appears that Biden's "you ain't black" moment was a kind of a bad thing for him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (Boy/L)

505 Some tranny? It's your business bro.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (uVRjH)

506 I'm here.
So, OT, but my house is on deposit. I am now in home inspection purgatory waiting to find out how much the buyers are going to try and squeeze me for.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Best of luck with alla dat........

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (arJlL)

507 Oh yeah Forbidden Planet is the well spring for Star Trek

Fearless captain of a space cruiser on a multi-year mission visiting strange new worlds.

My pet hobby horse, the 1701 of NCC-1701 comes from a time hack from Forbidden Planet when they drop out of hyper to find the Belaraphon's crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (l0sXm)

508 > Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters

"Crush! Kill! Destroy!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (4rS50)

509 Blanks are cool. Most don't know this. But the eraser on a pencil is about 5.56mm. Some assembly required.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 05, 2020 11:56 AM (jsWA

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Marlboro filter for you AK guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (lJuMe)

510 I'd like to know who the genius is that told the DNC that the way to increase black support was to threaten to defund police in the most crime ridden parts of the country.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (kA3Cp)

511 Well, shit...
Posted by: Bald Karen at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (Do5/p)
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Thank you for self-identifying, though.

Much appreciated.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (WEBkv)

512 That's a pretty snazzy bolt-action rifle!

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (95j/9)

513 I feel sorry for the 2 cops up in Buffalo who got suspended for pushing that older guy

a) the older guy is a professional left wing rabble rouser
b) He was not complying with instructions. He put himself in that dangeorus position

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (85Gof)

514 497 sharon

It was 42 just last weekend!

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (Cssks)

515
I do wonder if he his going to go hard in campaign ads about this. "Your local leadership allowed this to happen. You've had one-party rule for generations. Whaddya think? Time for a change? What do you have to lose?"



I've been sure he will. He courted black voters over Democrat failures in 2016, now he has grounds for that same appeal (pardon the expression) in spades.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

516 I worry about Trump's safety after his second term.
So I think it would really be best if we kept him as POTUS for life.



Considering that his first term was only about 10% effective thanks to the #Resistance and PROGDA, I think a third term is called for. At least.

We who voted for him got royally screwed by SCOAMF's leftovers in DC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (HaL55)

517 Funny line breaks on this device, you too?

Posted by: break banned at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (98KjJ)

518
Surprised that the network censors let the scene where Evil Kirk attempts to rape Janice Rand go through
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (qAR6u)


Kirk's face wasn't going to scratch itself.

Posted by: fktheleft at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (I54dk)

519 Ida Lupino's last film?

In our house, she was known as I Love a Peanut.....

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (arJlL)

520 thathalfrican, I never get what I want, so you can tell me the Mpls city council isn't *really* going to disband the police force, right?

That would just be too good to be true.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (El6T/)
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Ellison's kid is on that council, the one that pledged allegiance to antifa the other day, so...

Can't wait to here Target weigh in lol, and the Twins.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (/ZYFC)

521 Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (El6T/)

I dunno man. Two of them seem really and I mean REALLY serious about it. Minneapolis will look like shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:05 PM (uVRjH)

522 There are BLM riots every summer before an election. It's all fake outrage.

The proof is that there are black people killed by police but the timing is off and nothing happens.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (xfb67)

523 Probably he did some thievery from Forbidden Planet too. The difference is Roddenberry was the first to bring such a series with such a background to TV.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:58 AM (rpbg1)

I remember reading about how they designed the Enterprise, they started off with the Saucer from "Forbidden Planet" but said nah, we don't want to do a Flying Saucer, it's been done, lets stick a fuselage on it. So they had a model of the saucer, and i think they attached a cardboard tube to the bottom, and thought "well now it just looks weird". And so somebody in the room had the bright idea, "lets stick two more pods on and call them engines!!!" and the Enterprise was born.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)

524 508 > Lost in Space had the stupidist monsters

"Crush! Kill! Destroy!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (4rS50)


The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

525
Worst Alien on Star Trek....


Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

526 515
I do wonder if he his going to go hard in campaign ads about this. "Your local leadership allowed this to happen. You've had one-party rule for generations. Whaddya think? Time for a change? What do you have to lose?"


I've been sure he will. He courted black voters over Democrat failures in 2016, now he has grounds for that same appeal (pardon the expression) in spades.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

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"I let your local Democrats fix your problems, and you got riots instead. Why do you keep voting for these people?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

527 So in some Democrat shithole, they are wondering what they have to do to get OrangeMan - like an old Batrman TV episode. Swalwell is back to babbling about nukes I'm sure.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (xceTB)

528 486 Biden reminds me of the "Fire in the Sky" aliens.

https://tinyurl.com/yb7asbtx

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:00 PM (X/Pw5)


Was there smoke on the water in that movie?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (lVJPV)

529 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

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Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

530 The "Naked Time" episode where Sulu runs around the ship shirtless with a sword looking like he showered with Vaseline. Yeh, kind of prophetic there.

Why did they have to pick the only Irishman who can't carry a tune to hijack the ship's PA system?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (qAR6u)

531 You gotta figure the box of canoli was covered in blood and brain matter. Clemenza would have to go back to the bakery and buy more.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (COzlW)

532 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (85Gof)

It's bad optics either way. And another own goal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (uVRjH)

533 #4

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (qOP7a)

534 Leave the cannoli, take the Joan Collins cheesecake.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (Pqytn)

535 525
Worst Alien on Star Trek....


Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)


The giant molten turd with claws.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

536 Martha's Vineyard is not hostile to blacks. IIRC, many freed slaves settled there, and Oaks Bluff has been a black community (including mega-rich blacks) for many years/generations. It was surprising that the Obama's chose not to buy a mansion in Oaks Bluff.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

537 Tom Servo

Worse than that. Jeffrey's design had the saucer and pods below the main fuselage. But it got shown upside down to Roddenberry and he approved that version.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (l0sXm)

538 There is a commercial currently playing here, Wigs Wigs Wigs is now back open. Come on in and pick from our stylish options, and being here in ABQ not a single black person in the ad. Who buys these hair rats? Do they come in blue and green and pink? Do I need one?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (ie76E)

539 refuse fascism plans a big protest in Lafayette park tomorrow to drive trump out...now. This is why Mayor wants guard gone.

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (ONvIw)

540 "Hey look at me, I'm a scientist. See, I'm walking around in a white lab coat and carrying a clipboard, upon which there is written Important Data.


Many years ago when dinosaurs still roamed the earth and I was a younger, I was chatting with the head of the very new Computer Science department at the local college. I asked him why he wore the white lab coat? Was the computer room (and back then it took up a whole room) a sterile area?
No says he. We wear white lab coats because it makes the Administration think we are really smart and doing incredible research here. It keeps our budget up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (axyOa)

541 Forbidden Planet is the well spring for Star Trek

Fearless captain of a space cruiser on a multi-year mission visiting strange new worlds.

My pet hobby horse, the 1701 of NCC-1701 comes from a time hack from Forbidden Planet when they drop out of hyper to find the Belaraphon's crew.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020


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And FP in 1956 was the first movie of its kind -- not a story about a first Earth space flight, not about aliens coming here, not about aliens scooping up humans for a flight to their planet (cf. This Island Earth) -- but a story about *routine* Earth faster-than-light travel.

Never noticed the 1701 bit, Anna; I'll check for it next time I watch the film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (rpbg1)

542 There's a blond girl on the left in the protester pic culturally appropriating cornrows!!!!!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (9hauA)

543 Alien has the best alien.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (wgmJy)

544 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?

Clint Howard.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:02 PM (4rS50)

Heh. He was the best.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (mEjqT)

545 Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (bDqIh)

I'm not. Dude can't be seen with them. Too icky for him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (uVRjH)

546 Tribbles, that was Cyrano Jones

Different con-man than Mudd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (l0sXm)

547 Forbidden Planet: Anne Francis in that outfit.

Yum.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (ufFY8)

548
Worst Alien on Star Trek....


Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.




I set up a Win98 computer last week for my son to play some old software.

First thing I did with it was put the old After Dark Star Trek screensaver on it. Those things are one of the selectable modules.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

549 > 481 Someone just called Shaun King (Talcum X) "Martin Luther Cream" on Twitter.

Honky T. Washington
Frederick Dumbass
George Washington Cracker

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (4rS50)

550 There are reports of organizers whipping up a demonstration event for D.C., to happen tomorrow, that will dwarf anything seen before.

If it happens as expected, the trash left behind will be a thing that should be well-documented and the footage of the mess used in attack ads.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (+fPHo)

551 I feel really good today. The riots are ending. The protests will continue, but they will be overshadowed by improving job numbers. The lockdown was bullshit all along, and all these Democrat governors who insisted on shutting down business have no moral ground to stand on.
Posted by: Mike at June 05, 2020 12:03 PM (WWn8/)


Me too. Even though I know all these things will pass, I can still get sucked in to the dark pit for a few days

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

552

Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)


Cyrano Jones sold the tribbles.

Posted by: fktheleft at June 05, 2020 12:09 PM (I54dk)

553 546 Tribbles, that was Cyrano Jones

Different con-man than Mudd.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:08 PM (l0sXm)

Cyrano Jones is too cool a name for a chubby putz IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (s2VJv)

554 thathalfrican and jhawk I just can't believe that in the end they'll do something so insane, or that they'll get enough others to join them in jumping off the cliff.

LA will be fun to watch. The idiot mayor has already committed to reprogramming $150M away from the police. Oh - and other insane things like no longer feeding the gang database, which is very important. So, "fun" in the darkest sense. And given the political brain death of most in CA, there won't even be a backlash to the results, though there will be some grousing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

555 Mudd had the hot robot chicks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (wgmJy)

556 516 I worry about Trump's safety after his second term....
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I wish he and Pence would not go out in public together. Can you say Pres Pelosi?

Posted by: dingbat at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (N0gU3)

557 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

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Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020


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Character actor Stanley Adams played Cyrano Jones, the tribble pusher.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (rpbg1)

558 555 Mudd had the hot robot chicks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (wgmJy)

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And Stella.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

559 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.

Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)

560 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

561 529 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

Harcourt Fenton Mudd ??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

No, Harry Mudd was the space pimp who had drugs that would turn a 2 into a 10.

There was an outtake where one of the girls raised her arms and her boob slipped out.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (qAR6u)

562 Stella - Karen Ultima Doom

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (l0sXm)

563 If Drew Brees does not have fuck you money at this point he is an idiot. He should say what he wants and retire.

He has a ring he is still healthy. If he stays in the league he will not get another ring and will not remain healthy.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (eMtQa)

564
I saw Psychedelic Toad Venom open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at Alamogordo in '45.

Really!

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

565 Cyrano Jones sold the tribbles.

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I stand corrected.... and humbled.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

566 Worst Alien on Star Trek....

Those flying pancakes at the beginning of the episode Operation Annihilate.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (8XRCm)


Worst ST:TOS alien:

The mugatu > gorn > flying pancakes of death.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (lVJPV)

567 Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a movie critic!

Posted by: Zombie Bones McCoy at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (EgshT)

568 Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

We are a stupid city and state so nothing is off limits. We elected a governor who sounds like he's constantly in the need to take a massive shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (uVRjH)

569 Was there smoke on the water in that movie?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional



Well damn.
I guess as ear worms go, it could be worse.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (axyOa)

570 > Heh. He was the best.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Who wouldn't be terrified of Opie's kid brother?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (4rS50)

571 560 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

=========

Leaving us hanging like this?

Come on, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

572 Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:04 PM (85Gof)

It's bad optics either way. And another own goal.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:07 PM (uVRjH)

Bad optics for the cops? yes I agree. But assholes like that guy put them in a no win situation. He was not there to make any political statement. He was there to cause trouble and he succeded.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (85Gof)

573 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

Details man!

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (uVRjH)

574 I think Forbidden Planet is free on Prime (or maybe Netflix)
saw it a few months ago
weird to see Leslie Nieldon in a serious role

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (WwTwF)

575 A thinking person would classify that kid with the long gun in broad fucking daylight as a photo op. The MFM just hafta print that.
Perp be down 2 full seconds before the boom gets there.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (Jj+59)

576 The carrot man, who later sold tribbles on Trek.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)

Stanley Adams, who was in everything in the 60's. One of his best roles was as the Mexican grocery store owner with Sidney Poitier in "Lillies of the Field." Saw that again recently, a very uplifting movie to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)

577 ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

578 574 I think Forbidden Planet is free on Prime (or maybe Netflix)
saw it a few months ago
weird to see Leslie Nieldon in a serious role
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (WwTwF)

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It's free...on my movie shelves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

579 Ernie is clearly the bad muppet.

Posted by: Bert at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (iMfep)

580 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

How can ya NOT like popcorn ?

Are you a communist ?

A Marxist Leninist ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (arJlL)

581
I liked the Gorn. As bad guys.


*shrug*

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

582 Throw down at the WokeOlympics?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (lLkVp)

583 Which episode did they turn Spock into a Chinese bad guy?

Where he and Kirk fought.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (wgmJy)

584 571 560 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

=========

Leaving us hanging like this?

Come on, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm grinning evilly right now.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

585 Every problem has a solution. pic.twitter.com/Ned9DM5GAv

I've watched that clip like 20 times already.

brb, watching the clip again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (Z4rgH)

586 LA will be fun to watch. The idiot mayor has already committed to reprogramming $150M away from the police. Oh - and other insane things like no longer feeding the gang database, which is very important. So, "fun" in the darkest sense. And given the political brain death of most in CA, there won't even be a backlash to the results, though there will be some grousing.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

So I guess they won't need half of LAPD to provide security for The Oscars and every other awards show, right?

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (qAR6u)

587 Who wouldn't be terrified of Opie's kid brother?


Saw him yesterday in an Andy Griffith episode.


If I was making a movie today, I'd cast Clint Howard as 'Leon' and have him in the same cowboy suit and eating a jelly sandwich, just like in that episode.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (oVJmc)

588
Everything is Star Wars with you people.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (XIoKz)

589 Did they have any other recourse of dealing with this dickhead? Or do you think they just said fuck it and then lied about it

I'm taking you at your word for what took place but jeeeeezus what a terrible look for them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (uVRjH)

590 559 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.

Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)


You know who was also listen in the phone book in Los Angeles?

Stan Laurel.

He had no problems with rando fans calling him up to have a chat.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (lVJPV)

591 584 Leaving us hanging like this?

Come on, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm grinning evilly right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

=========

May the woke eat each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

592 Oh I think Swallwell right now is concentrating on calling Ric Grennell an anti-semite (not kidding). Ya know, the guy who was a warrior for Israel and fighting anti-semitism as ambassador to GERMANY. That's all.

The absurdity of these people can distract from how vile and pernicious they are.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (El6T/)

593 Alien has the best alien.


This is true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (HaL55)

594 LA has had a bad police force for a century, in part because it's always been underfunded. It's led to corruption and abusive treatment of minorities, and once a generation horrific riots

So go ahead, redirect the budget

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (9TdxA)

595 *tosses out a lurpa*

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (l0sXm)

596 580 Holy fuck. The workplace Woke-lympics just took an interesting turn. If I liked popcorn I'd be popping some right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

How can ya NOT like popcorn ?

Are you a communist ?

A Marxist Leninist ?
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (arJlL)

The hulls always get stuck at the back of my tongue or on the soft palate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (NWiLs)

597 593 Alien has the best alien.


This is true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (HaL55)

============

Star Trek III: Christopher Lloyd as Krug.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

598
May the woke eat each other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)


Good Nolte article at Breitbart about that very thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:14 PM (wgmJy)

599 313 What sniper rifle?

He heh.

Thanks for the pic, ettes are happy.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:45 AM (QR/xh)

What she said.

Posted by: Sal at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (bo8pf)

600 > ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead.

They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (4rS50)

601
570 > Heh. He was the best.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Who wouldn't be terrified of Opie's kid brother?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (4rS50)


You talkin' ST-TOS? I was like, "Hey, there's Gentle Ben's best buddy!"

Clint shows up on Steven Crowder's podcasts as a guest from time to time and is great fun.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

602 May the woke eat each other.

"Oh! Kinky!" - Wokettes

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (l0sXm)

603 thathalfrican and jhawk I just can't believe that in the end they'll do something so insane, or that they'll get enough others to join them in jumping off the cliff.
-------
Problem for them is it's been one-party rule forEVER down there so it's either follow them off the cliff or finally get some other voices in there, but who would step in and run against? Co-worker lives near Uptown and noticed the apartment complex down the street had a sudden problem with big screen TV boxes overflowing the dumpster, but he just shrugs.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (/ZYFC)

604 There are reports of organizers whipping up a demonstration event for D.C., to happen tomorrow, that will dwarf anything seen before.

If it happens as expected, the trash left behind will be a thing that should be well-documented and the footage of the mess used in attack ads.

Posted by: Les Kinetic



***

I was in DC when they passed the Health Care bill. I took pictures of the Mall just after the conservative rally (Got to hear Brietbart speak). The next weekend was some lefty rally. Took pictures of the park then. The difference is night and day. Liberals are pigs.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (axyOa)

605 Insom - that's great. My dumbass job hasn't made mention of current events but are enforcing masks. I'm wearing mine around my wrist.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (uVRjH)

606 592 Oh I think Swallwell right now is concentrating on calling Ric Grennell an anti-semite (not kidding). Ya know, the guy who was a warrior for Israel and fighting anti-semitism as ambassador to GERMANY. That's all.

The absurdity of these people can distract from how vile and pernicious they are.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (El6T/)


Swalwell gets rewarded for his lies.

Until that changes, he will keep doing it.

Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (ZfRYq)

607 600 > ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead.

They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (4rS50)

==========

Rich white kids telling black people what to say and do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

608 Rasmussen Reports


Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job
@realDonaldTrump
is now over 40%.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 11:54 AM (H22GW)



explains the riots and race mongering, no ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (zr5Kq)

609 Alien has the best alien.



Lifeforce.

Matilda May.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

610 Looks like Monroe's protest actually was peaceful. About 200 people, some local Karens, some not.

Lots of black, some with red stocking caps.

No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)

611 Have a great weekend, Insom !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (arJlL)

612 Holy crap. Steve Bannon just landed a haymaker on the Chinese. Oddly enough, while the Dems set fires and masturbate to them, the world keeps spinning.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (Wm5SB)

613 .308 Winchester.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:28 AM (wgmJy)

Huh. Shows you how much I know. Since it looked like a long-range sniper rifle, I thought it might be a .50.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:31 AM (qpAo7)


The magazine isn't big enough. Could be .308 or lapua round. Hard to tell exactly. But not .50 cal.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:34 AM (wgmJy)


Since it looks like a precision bolt action based on the AR-10, probably .308 (i.e, 7.62mm NATO).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (YQ4mh)

614 609 Alien has the best alien.



Lifeforce.

Matilda May.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

She's good.

My Stepmother is an Alien has Kim Basinger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)

615 Rita Moreno?

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (clsJu)

616 594 LA has had a bad police force for a century,

Kept Me in business!!

Posted by: James Ellroy at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (98KjJ)

617 > Alien has the best alien.

Lifeforce.

Matilda May.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (oVJmc)


*sucks air through teeth*

I'll allow it.

Wait... will need to review.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (t+qrx)

618 LA will be fun to watch. The idiot mayor has already committed to reprogramming $150M away from the police. Oh - and other insane things like no longer feeding the gang database, which is very important. So, "fun" in the darkest sense. And given the political brain death of most in CA, there won't even be a backlash to the results, though there will be some grousing.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (El6T/)

Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)

619 Moreno from Sesame Street?

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (clsJu)

620 Character actor Stanley Adams played Cyrano Jones, the tribble pusher.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:10 PM (rpbg1)
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I liked it when Jones cheerfully mixed himself a cocktail with a barroom brawl going on all around him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (1jlUc)

621 614 She's good.

My Stepmother is an Alien has Kim Basinger
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (l4C/z)

==========

That slip got really close to her body.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

622
Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm grinning evilly right now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)


Now's the time for you to yell, "Theater!" in a crowded fire!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

623 Kim Bassinger?

How about the Princess Stephanie clones?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (l0sXm)

624 thathalfrican, did you see Walz standing and applauding yesterday as the vile criminal Sharpton trashed MN judicial and law enforcement performance?

I get that there's some entertainment value in seeing how absurd things can get (like insomniac's internal email story), but I'm having trouble really enjoying the degradation now on display. We're stuck living with these people.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (El6T/)

625 ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside
their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or
shoot them dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)

===================================
A lot of citizens in the Deep Blue cities feel the same way. I think JJ is too pessimistic with his view of the future. America will be more conservative in the coming years. There was a post at Instapundit yesterday that spelled out the consequences of the Wuhan Flu lockdown that will effect Big Academy in the coming months, including a wave of bankruptcies facing Tier 3 colleges.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (Pqytn)

626

TRICITIES WA:

Per police intel brief to area hospitals this AM:

Busload of rioters have been brought in yesterday. Bricks, rocks, metal pipes and fence posts have been found.

Planned riot points are 4th st (Lourdes Hospital); N Rd 68 north of the interstate in the 3 block shopping area Lowes --> Maverick (2 shootings yesterday south of the highway); Downtown Richland.

Go Time is 17:30 hours.

Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (vzKmu)

627 a) the older guy is a professional left wing rabble rouser
b) He was not complying with instructions. He put himself in that dangeorus position
He made a grabbing motion towards his utility belt. WHERE COPS KEEP THEIR GUNS.
He should have gotten a baton upside his skull.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (bWBdM)

628 "Balance of Terror" was very much a re-write of "The Enemy Below"

Show the bridges of both sides during the battle? Check

Cynical captain who hates the war but is duty bound? Check

Cynical captain has a close friend who dies in the battle? Check

Overzealous fanatical junior officer who threatens to report his captain to the dictatorship? Check

Actually, The Hunt for Red October copied these elements too

Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (qAR6u)

629 Natalie Wood in her undergarments during a giant pie fight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (l0sXm)

630 I blame Taylor Swift

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (3aI0K)

631 "Someone extra-woke just sent a firmwide email
demanding an apology for a woke-but-not-woke-enough firmwide email. I'm
grinning evilly right now.

Posted by: Insomniac"


Demand all senior management be fired. But only after they bend a knee begging forgiveness.

Then apply for their jobs

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (MxEKc)

632 Which episode did they turn Spock into a Chinese bad guy?

Where he and Kirk fought.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020


*
*

Just watched it last night: "This Side of Paradise," with Charles Bronson's wife Jill Ireland in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (rpbg1)

633 Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.


==

DOn't waste that GOTV
Make a stand
Vote for me !

-DJT
-

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (zr5Kq)

634 Everything is Star Wars with you people.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer



Wait until Pon Farr hits.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:19 PM (axyOa)

635 Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (El6T/)

No I avoided that shit. But I put nothing past Governor I Gotta Take A Shit

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (uVRjH)

636 ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside
their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or
shoot them dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 12:12 PM (o2MD2)


Lori Dykefoot warns she will not tolerate vigilantes. Who are the vigilantes? People in front of the businesses and homes with baseball bats and pipes ready to defend them. But the rioters are totes good with her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (UnQ9z)

637 They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases smelling its own farts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (4rS50)


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (lVJPV)

638 "ANTIFA shocked and disappointed to find that outside their Commie cities citizens are willing to beat them senseless and/or shoot them dead."

This fills me with glee! My dad and brother both just applied for their gun licenses. I would describe my family as "crunchy-con". Not leftist at all, but never owned a gun in their lives. People all over are waking up to the real evil of The Left.

Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (eAZVt)

639 623 Kim Bassinger?

How about the Princess Stephanie clones?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (l0sXm)

So many Princess Stephanies...yes, she was dark and lovely. All of them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (l4C/z)

640 No, Harry Mudd was the space pimp who had drugs that would turn a 2 into a 10.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Beer Goggles at 2:00 a.m. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (DMUuz)

641

Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed Thursday that "10 to 15 percent" of Americans are "just not very good people."

Deplorables, I guess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (aKsyK)

642 ============

Star Trek III: Christopher Lloyd as Krug.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020


*
*

Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (rpbg1)

643 Overzealous fanatical junior officer who threatens to report his captain to the dictatorship? Check

Actually, The Hunt for Red October copied these elements too
Posted by: kbdabear at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (qAR6u)

well you know all of the elements of Submarine Warfare are found in the ancient Greek plays.

Posted by: Some Critic at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)

644 So, was it the plan all along to get rid of the guns first and the cops second ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (3aI0K)

645 No I avoided that shit. But I put nothing past Governor I Gotta Take A Shit
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (uVRjH)
-----------
Quaint looking back on Governor "Mumbles" Dayton isn't it?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (/ZYFC)

646 Which is the worst , silliest alien , Gorn or the rock monsters?
=====
Tribbles. Also, IMHO, the very best STO episode.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (MIKMs)

647 Looks like Monroe's protest actually was peaceful. About 200 people, some local Karens, some not.

Lots of black, some with red stocking caps.

No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo



When I lived in Sultan, we always thought those Monroe guys were wimps.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (axyOa)

648 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (aKsyK)

So he running the Hilary Clinton lite playbook.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (uVRjH)

649 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

650

WHY YOU
NO CALL
SPOCK?

Posted by: The Horta at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (QSnbM)

651
Rich white kids telling black people what to say and do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM (LvTSG)


I am eagerly awaiting for the black people to begin popping them in the chops, beating them to within an inch of their lives, and then telling them to "get the fuck out of here and stay out".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (pNxlR)

652 642 Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (rpbg1)


==========

"Dude...chill, man."
-Chancellor Martok

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

653 611 Have a great weekend, Insom !
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:16 PM (arJlL)

You too

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

654 649 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (ufFY


You have good taste in movies?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (wgmJy)

655 Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (/ZYFC)

Ah who could forget Governor Electroshock therapy

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (uVRjH)

656 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?

You had yer eyes closed ?

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (arJlL)

657 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.
Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)


He was born in Cleveland and moved to Painesville. He had some really good early stories then he became primarily adept at promoting being Harlan Ellison.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (y7DUB)

658 Commander Krug - what happens when a Klingon takes steroids.

They gave him a Bird of Prey for a reason as opposed to a D-7. Deniability and to limit the damage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (l0sXm)

659 Best Alien was in Species, Natasha Henstridge as a beautiful blonde model who wants to have hot sex with every man she meets, after which she turns into a horrible monster and bites his head off.

okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

660 Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)



There will be a top line cut to show the masses. It will get refunded below in the line item expenses - and would not surprise me - to see more added than cut.



Garcetti's an idiot. But he's no Gray Davis.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Ozpxd)

661 I liked it when Jones cheerfully mixed himself a cocktail with a barroom brawl going on all around him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 12:17 PM (1jlUc)


And then it was taken from him by the bar owner when he had brought it up to about 1/4 inch away from his mouth. Great bit of comedy ballet.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (lVJPV)

662 659 Best Alien was in Species, Natasha Henstridge as a beautiful blonde model who wants to have hot sex with every man she meets, after which she turns into a horrible monster and bites his head off.

okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

============

"I sense something bad happened here."
-Forrest Whitaker, the psychic, walking into a room splattered with blood and gore

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

663 652
642 Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not
think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he
would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.

He is a shitty economist too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

664 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)

I sure as hell kept the volume low while watching on Skinemax.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (uVRjH)

665 A question. If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (eMtQa)

666 Unfortunately in Life Force you will see Patrick Stewart give the male American astronaut a full kiss on the lips.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (l0sXm)

667 649 Why haven't I ever seen Lifeforce?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 12:21 PM (ufFY

Go watch Lifeforce. Cheesy movie with nudity, time well spent

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (l4C/z)

668
Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed Thursday that "10 to 15 percent" of Americans are "just not very good people."


No, we're not, you addle-brained judgmental pile of shit.

But, keep saying that ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (pNxlR)

669 Psychedelic Toad venom? Would the journalist be referencing bufotenine?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (cCxiu)

670 659 Best Alien was in Species, Natasha Henstridge as a beautiful blonde model who wants to have hot sex with every man she meets, after which she turns into a horrible monster and bites his head off.

okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)


Actually, he was 11.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (lVJPV)

671 TRICITIES WA:

Per police intel brief to area hospitals this AM:

Busload of rioters have been brought in yesterday. Bricks, rocks, metal pipes and fence posts have been found.

Planned riot points are 4th st (Lourdes Hospital); N Rd 68 north of the interstate in the 3 block shopping area Lowes --> Maverick (2 shootings yesterday south of the highway); Downtown Richland.

Go Time is 17:30 hours.
Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (vzKmu)

I assume most of the folks in the Tricities are well stocked with firearms. Antifa's plan seems...not smart.

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

672 665 A question. If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (eMtQa)

============

Screw gun control laws. We have a lockdown to enforce!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

673
Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.



That movie was a complete watershed for Klingons. It's the first time a Klingon mentioned 'honor.'

Before that they were ruthless cutthroats. Then we got all the Worf/honor crap following that. Totally re-wrote the Klingons.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (oVJmc)

674 Romney muttering under his breath, "10-15% okay, 47% not okay".

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (xceTB)

675 >>No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo

It's like being the outfielder on a Little League team. Stand there, sit down, , play with the glove, daydream, stand up when coach yells, stand there...

Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (u4/yY)

676 1. Instigate the rioters.
2. Stand in solidarity with the rioters.
3. Literally bail out the rioters.
4. Blame Trump for the riots.


Sounds about right.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (6FeV1)

677 What. Does. A. Yellow. Light. Mean?

Posted by: Krug Ignatowski at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

678 -
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Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed Thursday that "10 to 15 percent" of Americans are "just not very good people."



Deplorables, I guess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM
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As long as he did not ID who he is talking about, almost everyone would agree with him.


Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (pMGkg)

679 657 Harlan Ellison hosted a weekly live radio show in los angeles, "hour 25". Also was listed in phonebook.
Posted by: broadcasting banned at June 05, 2020 12:11 PM (98KjJ)

He was born in Cleveland and moved to Painesville. He had some really good early stories then he became primarily adept at promoting being Harlan Ellison.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2020 12:22 PM (y7DUB)

Ellison could flat out write, especially in his early career.

But he was also a hardcore Lefty, he'd be out marching and rioting today.

He was also an egomanical asshole.

But he had good qualities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (l4C/z)

680 Krug always gave me the impression that not only did Klingons not
think like humans, that Krug didn't think like a Klingon -- that he
would have been considered nuts by Klingon society.

He is a shitty economist too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020


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That was why he joined the Klingon space navy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (rpbg1)

681 "What. Does. A. Yellow. Light. Mean?"

It means punch it!

Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (eAZVt)

682 They won't be the first organization that made the mistake of believing its own press releases smelling its own farts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 12:15 PM

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Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM


I find your analogy inspiring.

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (DMUuz)

683 >>Speaking of fun to watch - you KNOW who's going to be the most pissed off about this budget cutting and department slashing? The good loyal Democrat Police Unions, that's who! And they have a LOT of money and they have been spreading it around to LOTS of Dem pols for a long time.


Heh.
Hey, you know when there's a budget shortfall and city leaders threaten to cut back LE and other emergency services unless they get the greenlight to increase/apply new taxes?

What are they going to use now that they've thrown LE/emergency services under the bus?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

684 Whoo, I got the evil post.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (l0sXm)

685 There is very little chance that from now until..whenever, protests will be anything but peaceful. Then they can re-write what happened and say that, yes there were a few incidents, but overwhelming number of protest were absolute peace rally.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (zr5Kq)

686 A question. If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 12:24 PM (eMtQa)

They'll call in ATF.

Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (X/Pw5)

687 SteveinSoCal, I dunno. Garcetti's promised the loot to various idiotic "community" grifts, er, "programs", so the money's gotta come from somewhere.

The state of CA now has effectively dissolved its constitutional restrictions on finances, so operational expenses are paid out of debt issuance, and the like, but I'm not sure if the Third World-level financial chicanery has yet been seen on the municipal level.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (El6T/)

688 Lori Dykefoot warns she will not tolerate vigilantes. Who are the vigilantes? People in front of the businesses and homes with baseball bats and pipes ready to defend them. But the rioters are totes good with her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 12:20 PM (UnQ9z)

Oh FFS. What the ever loving f*ck?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (J9X4H)

689 Go Time is 17:30 hours.
Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 12:18 PM (vzKmu)

I assume most of the folks in the Tricities are well stocked with firearms. Antifa's plan seems...not smart.

Posted by: LASue



Sure would be interesting to see who paid for those buses.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (axyOa)

690 Nice MK13, Mod 7.

That is all.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (BxH25)

691 okay tell me that plot wasn't written by a 13 year old boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 12:23 PM (Kpl3J)
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Okay, I won't.

Posted by: Headless 13 year old boy at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (1jlUc)

692 "If the police departments are defunded and or disbanded who is going to enforce gun control laws?"

Let Karen do it.

Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (eAZVt)

693 Cocerup, coverup, coverup.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 12:26 PM (zr5Kq)

694 675 >>No riots or vandalism that I"ve heard of or seen.
I didn't have to shoot anyone, so I think that's good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo

It's like being the outfielder on a Little League team. Stand there, sit down, , play with the glove, daydream, stand up when coach yells, stand there...
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 12:25 PM (u4/yY)

Yep. Lot of standing around, waiting for something to come my way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (l4C/z)

695 1. Only the police should have guns.
2. Let's get rid of the police.

Ok, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (6FeV1)

696 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

697 Nood economy

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (uVRjH)

698 Twin side bumper sticker wanted:

Left side: "When We Take Away the Cops"

Right side: "Who Takes Away the Guns?"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (+fPHo)

699 Where's the Tri-Cities area in WA?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 12:28 PM (El6T/)

700 Where's the Tri-Cities area in WA?

Posted by: rhomboid


South central part of the state where the Columbia River turns north.
Kennewick, Pasco and Hanford...yes, THAT Hanford.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (axyOa)

701 Hmmmmmmmm...the Mayor of DC orders the eviction of all NG troops in DC. AND, 'millions' of Leftists plan to demonstrate in DC this weekend.

Sounds like somebody's nursing a fantasy of 'storming' the White House I'm thinking.

It's good to be the Commander In Chief, amiright?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 05, 2020 12:30 PM (W+kMI)

702 >>> https://tinyurl.com/yab4py58
Sexy times!!
Posted by: Borat at June 05, 2020 12:01 PM


That's pretty much how Phase IV turns out. Hippies - ants - free love.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 05, 2020 12:31 PM (l6b3d)

703 Horta: When the pepperoni and cheese filling squirts out of the side of your hot pocket.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 12:36 PM (95j/9)

704 I found the sniper for once!!!
I like him...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 05, 2020 12:47 PM (UUBmN)

705 Wait a minute!

That actually is Joan Collins!

Posted by: Gridlock at June 05, 2020 12:49 PM (/7w/5)

706 Joan Collins! My dad was out in Cali when he was in the Navy and he saw Joan Collins and tried to pick her up. He loved telling that story.

Posted by: Paula at June 05, 2020 12:56 PM (QN4u7)

707 Comments on the Sniper Picture. Looks like a NightForce scope. AR pattern bolt action, appears to be a 24 - 26 inch barrel, suppressor. From the size of the ejector port either a .308 or a 6.5 Creedmore, I'd guess the latter. I could be wrong on all of that, but I'm not wrong in saying that the SS guy is representative of the 20,000 Texans who can shoot better than I can. I'm glad he's protecting the President.

Posted by: An Observation at June 05, 2020 01:05 PM (JMPg9)

708 The Who Dis is like Six Degrees of Catherine Oxenberg.

Posted by: Gridlock at June 05, 2020 01:12 PM (/7w/5)

709 Who Dis : ?
A definite GOER cum Milkmaid and a farmhand.

Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 01:14 PM (5IHGB)

710 238 How about the series Andromeda with Kevin Sorbo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 11:38 AM (l0sXm)

When the android version of Romy first appears.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 05, 2020 01:36 PM (koG+n)

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