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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Tiziano Vecellio
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 09:30 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:31 AM (WwTwF)
*frantically looks for delete post button before you know who sees comm*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (WwTwF)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2020 09:32 AM (t3ssW)
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (YU6/X)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 09:33 AM (MVR7y)
Tityos was the son of Elara; his father was Zeus. Zeus hid Elara from his wife, Hera, by placing her deep beneath the earth. Tityos grew so large that he split his mother's womb, and he was carried to term by Gaia, the Earth. Once grown, Tityos attempted to rape Leto at the behest of Hera. He was slain by Leto's protective children Artemis and Apollo. As punishment, he was stretched out in Tartarus and tortured by two vultures who fed on his liver, which grew back every night. This punishment is comparable to that of the Titan Prometheus.
Jane Ellen Harrison noted that, "To the orthodox worshipper of the Olympians he was the vilest of criminals; as such Homer knew him"
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (WwTwF)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:31 AM (WwTwF)
Yeah, that's why you know who likes it so much.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (mEjqT)
Greek myth is family fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (zR1US)
Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (88xKn)
TJM is going to be insufferable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (WwTwF)
TJM is going to be insufferable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)
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I FUCKING LOVE TITYOS!
SUCH A GREAT STORY! VISCERAL AND TOUCHING ALL AT ONCE!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (mht8P)
that's some friggin' art right therewell done
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (mEjqT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
That guy got around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Boy/L)
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According to the Disney version of Hercules, he was a loving and loyal husband to Hera.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (RO8oH)
He refused to kneel when Zeus said "Greek Lives Matter."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
He was after that bird got done with him!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (u6xw0)
That guy got around.
Posted by: Circa
he had no problem with stickin' it in Crazy
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (iTXRQ)
TJM is going to be insufferable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)
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I FUCKING LOVE TITYOS!
SUCH A GREAT STORY! VISCERAL AND TOUCHING ALL AT ONCE!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (LvTSG)
Everyone loves titty yo.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:37 AM (LvTSG)
Most dysfunctional families seem normal from the outside.
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)
Mmmm liver.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (u6xw0)
Like eating a large pile of dead red blood cells.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (RuIsu)
Everyone loves titty yo.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)
This.
A trillion times, this.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (zr5Kq)
TJM is going to be insufferable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)
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Yes. And of course that reminded me of Wodehouse:
"He groaned slightly and winced, like Prometheus watching his vulture dropping in for lunch."
Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2020 09:40 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (QSnbM)
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bearclaw Herder at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (sjdRT)
Greek myth is family fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 202
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As in Addams Family, I'd guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (rpbg1)
Greek myth is family fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 202
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As in Addams Family, I'd guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (rpbg1)
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*snap*snap*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:41 AM (LvTSG)
That guy got around.
Posted by: Circa
he had no problem with stickin' it in Crazy
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:38 AM (iTXRQ)
But it really was too much when he went all R. Kelly on Danae and gave her his Golden Shower.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 05, 2020 09:42 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: mike tyson at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:44 AM (TQ/zJ)
That guy got around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Boy/L)
Zeus was a rolling stone
Wherever he laid his laurel wreath was his home
And when he died all he left us was along
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:44 AM (t+tI7)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:44 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (YU6/X)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: freaked at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (XfhKA)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (ynUFw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (YU6/X)
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)
titty? So you just love one breast?. You should probably date Amazons
Not really; It's a part of my body. I see titties everyday. I hope that they're healthy and I'm glad some people have enjoyed or do enjoy using them in a loving relationship. That's about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (ynUFw)
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Such excitement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (oV8Fn)
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:39 AM (zR1US)
titty? So you just love one breast?. You should probably date Amazons
Not really; It's a part of my body. I see titties everyday. I hope that they're healthy and I'm glad some people have enjoyed or do enjoy using them in a loving relationship. That's about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (+eVzC)
It's a pun fen. His name is Tityos.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (zR1US)
Posted by: freaked
It's hard to come up with new punishments all the time!
I've got places to go, girls to do...
Posted by: Zeus at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (WwTwF)
Gimme a break. It's just me and the cat, mkay?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (ynUFw)
'how can hiring more minorities address cop racism?'
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Shoey at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (hmNVd)
Most of Titian's works have a clarity or smoothness in addition to using jewel-like colors. If seen in person, they must shine like a beacon. This painting is different. Admittedly, it's a tough scene but there is a rough physical look to it. You can see the coarseness of the canvas showing through the paint. I don't know if that was deliberate but it is an influence. Also, the colors are muted, almost muddy, earth tones. This isn't a passing, bright moment, it's an unending, unchanging existence with nothing to lighten the horror.
Tough room.
Posted by: JTB at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (7EjX1)
Express Yourself - a limerick
A gruesome despicable scene
(I think you all know what I mean)
Keeping anger within
Ain't no way to win
You're better off venting your spleen
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:48 AM (m45I2)
http://www.minervaclassics.com/
quotat10.htm
Scroll down a bit till you hit the painting IBM commissioned and November 2010:
"Quotation for November 2010: As we bask in the glow of our Thanksgiving holiday, we have Prometheus to thank for the succulent meals we enjoy on feast days (Hesiod Theogony 535-560)"
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (WwTwF)
Gimme a break. It's just me and the cat, mkay?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:47 AM (ynUFw)
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https://tinyurl.com/y829extd
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (+eVzC)
Posted by: jerry nadler, tub 'o shit, inc. at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (vDK+5)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2020 09:49 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (ynUFw)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (+eVzC)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (WwTwF)
Posted by: IC at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (a0IVu)
We just can't compete
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (WwTwF)
I wonder what Cannibal Bob thinks of the painting?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:51 AM (WwTwF)
Imma go with "Whooooo Hooooo! Food Thread!"
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bearclaw Herder at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (sjdRT)
Look on the bright side, Tythus: you can drink yourself silly every day because you'll have a new liver tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (mht8P)
27,014.57 +732.75 (+2.79%)
As of 9:51AM EDT. Market open.
FML
In honesty though, I am pretty sure the Democrats have a plan to crash the markets at least one more time this year and I need a break from the stress.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (QSnbM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 09:50 AM (o2MD2)
Right??
Posted by: David Crosby at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (88+cf)
Apparently preferred a womb with a view
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (oV8Fn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 09:46 AM (+eVzC)
Pics or it didn't happen....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (QLPEO)
That guy got around.
Zeus's nickname was "Wilt".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Zeus was in the NBA?
I. Did. Not. Know. That.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Javems at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (ofIwF)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (QLPEO)
The story seems to support that thesis.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (zR1US)
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (QLPEO)
I. Did. Not. Know. That.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (vcOmj)
Nike, too.
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (X/Pw5)
Took me a while to find his head.
Posted by: Javems at June 05, 2020 09:53 AM (ofIwF)
Distracted by the D? So was Nurse.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Bearclaw Herder at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (m45I2)
Olympians he was the vilest of criminals; as such Homer knew him"
Doh!
Posted by: homer simpson at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (TQ/zJ)
In honesty though, I am pretty sure the Democrats have a plan to crash the markets at least one more time this year and I need a break from the stress.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 09:52 AM (QSnbM)
you still have time to get back in
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The Vulture at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (QSnbM)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:54 AM (m45I2)
Just a regular guy.
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: Shoey
My brane is on fire!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden, The Man from Delaware at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (vcOmj)
It's recockulous.
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:55 AM (RO8oH)
Fo shizzle muh nizzle.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens.
Posted by: giorgio a. tsoukalos at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (TQ/zJ)
It's recockulous.
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 09:56 AM (QLPEO)
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He was in the pool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
You might not know these items if you are watching the news.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (kA3Cp)
Last night in peaceful Chicago 15 shot and 3 of those were fatal. Nothing but peaceful protests comrades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (t+tI7)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)
Apparently preferred a womb with a view
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Odysseus apparently saw him in his torment when he visited Hades.
Tityos was something like 900 feet tall.
Probably a good rebounder. Maybe he was in the NBA too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 09:58 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 09:59 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Permanently Plugging into VR To Get Away From This Reality Shit at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Comrade? That's tovariche to you, bub.
The sound of gunfire
Off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now...
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (luzVb)
THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (RO8oH)
THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
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DO IT!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
So Trump wins Minnesota this time around.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:02 AM (tmA71)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
was that riot action or just Thursday night in the city?
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (iTXRQ)
Because here in seattle, we still have signs all over the parks and beaches telling us to stay away from each other.
I want to post those signs along the protest routes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (ynUFw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (jtT4A)
You might not know these items if you are watching the news.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 09:57 AM (kA3Cp)
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Explains a great many things...
Posted by: Jackal at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (y+xzP)
122 I wish the classics artists either used fig leaves or gave these guys a non cringey organ.
The first pressing of the Bible in which Adam wore "breeches" were called "breeches bibles." A friend had a copy (he was a longtime collector of odd/interesting artifacts). His was missing the front cover, but inside had a firsthand recounting written in ink of the beheading of Mary of Scots in 1587.
Sotheby's verified the age, and said that if the copy had a cover, it'd be very valuable.
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (yvnmY)
Fucking autocucumber
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (ynUFw)
You think he is likely to pick up the majority of the survivors?
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (QSnbM)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (iTXRQ)
Good question. Could just be the regular "youths" at play
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (t+tI7)
How much do you think auto and home owners insurance would be in a city with no policy force?
See...this is the kind of thing that the super genuises over there don't think about.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
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If that doesn't work, they are going to ban the middle class from living within 100 miles of the city.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (kA3Cp)
Because here in seattle, we still have signs all over the parks and beaches telling us to stay away from each other.
I want to post those signs along the protest routes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 10:03 AM (ynUFw)
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I've still got one more disease to clear out of Asia, and I only need one more card to make it happen. Though I'm not really near a research station, so I may need to construct that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
Premiums will skyrocket. Or brokers will just refuse to underwrite.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (mEjqT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (Boy/L)
Wait for it......
UNEXPECTEDLY
Posted by: Two Weeks From Permanently Plugging into VR To Get Away From This Reality Shit at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (+dsLj)
"Experts" hit hardest!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (t+tI7)
Sharpton declares America "Waddnt never great fo blacks. Waddnt never great fo women. Waddnt never great fo hispanics."
If this country sucks so fucking bad, GO AWAY!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Considering the epic amount of alcohol imbibed back then, they may have had suspicions.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (OUMaO)
Off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now...
It's just John across the street in the woods. No need to worry.
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
The Legacy version is fantastic.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (tmA71)
If you are watching the news, I have a couple of surprises for you.
Unemployment numbers are 7 million better than expected, and the Dow is
skyrocketing.
but the brochure said Trump was destroying the country
I'm so confused...
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (jtT4A)
*bangs head against the wall*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (NWiLs)
They should have a statue made of George pointing a pistol at a pregnant woman's belly while smoking meth.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (jtT4A)
*bangs head against the wall*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (NWiLs)
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Yay!
Employment!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (G0vdT)
Premiums will skyrocket. Or brokers will just refuse to underwrite.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (luzVb)
This.
Insurance companies will completely bail on any city that does away with the police departments.
They will become ghost towns.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (jtT4A)
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Lincoln might fit the bill.
I mean, if you categorize battlefield disease as a pandemic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (jtT4A)
This is the age of miracles and wonders - The Age of Trump.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (YU6/X)
Colonoscopy - a limerick
As I learned in a medical school lecture
Anatomy's a matter of conjecture
In order to inspect 'im
You start out at the rectum
Then take a hard left at the splenic flexure
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (m45I2)
*bangs head against the wall*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:06 AM (NWiLs)
*cue Elmer Fudd singing "Feelings."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (iTXRQ)
****
Lulz
Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)
Umm... didn't Ferguson and H1N1 happen during the rein of Obama the Lightworker?
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (ZCiJZ)
So is all this because of Saint Floyd?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (Zmnko)
Off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now...
It's just John across the street in the woods. No need to worry.
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:05 AM (ZCiJZ)
So, how do you like living in Juarez??
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (RO8oH)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)
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"Please, North Korea! Bomb us!"
-Nancy Pelosi in October, confident of the polls showing Biden up by 10
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)
Given the attitude of most of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, they probably can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (Kpl3J)
Not a painting I'd hang in the dining room.
Posted by: DonnaV at June 05, 2020 10:08 AM (HabA/)
_____________
Cannibal Bob has this on his bedroom ceiling.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (cS+rq)
He deserved it... Trump doesn't...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (Zmnko)
If that doesn't work, they are going to ban the middle class from living within 100 miles of the city.
Throwing the white people out would get rid of all that privilege.
Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 10:11 AM (oVJmc)
Morgan Freeman has a moment of clarity.
Declares his disdain for Black History Month. "Black history is AMERICAN history."
"I'll stop calling you a white guy. You stop calling me a black guy."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (kA3Cp)
Every time I think we've reached peak stupid, they throw another curveball.
I can't fathom what comes after race riots, but that will fail too.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (tmA71)
-Nancy Pelosi in October, confident of the polls showing Biden up by 10
Did you see that clip yesterday? Maybe five words strung together is her limit.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (Zmnko)
yeah; all kind of slogans about racism and justice and standing up.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (zr5Kq)
tortured by two vultures who fed on his liver, which grew back every
night.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 09:34 AM
Gonna need more fava beans and chianti.
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (OMsf+)
Morgan Freeman has a moment of clarity.
Declares his disdain for Black History Month. "Black history is AMERICAN history."
"I'll stop calling you a white guy. You stop calling me a black guy."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
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Isn't that from, like, 20 years ago?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Yahoo headline: Shocking jobs report says U.S. employers increased payrolls
Shocking or heartbreaking for the left. Hey commies just go full Jonestown
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (t+tI7)
162. it's just a temporary condition. This global kneejerk BLM
knob-slobbering is like the zeitgeist is having a grand mal seizure.
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 10:10 AM (RO8oH)
__________
It was the Age of Pelosi Zeitgeist ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (cS+rq)
Pharoah lost his re-election after that whole Angel of Death fuck-up.
Posted by: Marty Feldman at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I wonder if that would get the vultures drunk
maybe that could bevtge basis of an escape attempt
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (WwTwF)
Morgan Freeman has a moment of clarity.
Declares his disdain for Black History Month. "Black history is AMERICAN history."
"I'll stop calling you a white guy. You stop calling me a black guy."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
He's also the guy who said if you want to do something to help stop racism " stop talking about it".
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (o2MD2)
He deserved it... Trump doesn't...
People are talking about reelection during tumulus times.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jackal at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (y+xzP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (oVJmc)
Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (t+tI7)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (AJ2LA)
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Good.
I want them disconnected from reality.
It makes the difference between them and us clearer for the mushy middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Isn't that from, like, 20 years ago?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Not sure. Talk Radio acting like it was a recent sit down with left wing hack Mike Wallace.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (NWiLs)
Wait until the upward revision in a few months.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:04 AM (luzVb)
This.
Insurance companies will completely bail on any city that does away with the police departments.
They will become ghost towns.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Before that happens, an intermediate step - Cities will promise to Self Insure, and will offer their own "insurance" to anyone who can't find any privately. And then of course the losses will come piling in and the City will go broke, and in places like Chicago, they will turn to the State to Bail them out, and then Illinois will go broke and they will beg the Feds to bail them out.
and the success of that depends on the election in November.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: saint trayvon at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (AJ2LA)
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Good.
I want them disconnected from reality.
You got your wish... They are
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (Zmnko)
He deserved it... Trump doesn't.
No one deserved those Leftist anti American, anti-War protests.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (mEjqT)
Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June
The Babylon Bee To Have Rainbow Logo For Month Of June To Remind God Not To Flood Us Again
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:15 AM (luzVb)
I want them disconnected from reality.
It makes the difference between them and us clearer for the mushy middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
I cannot wait to see their reaction when they realize DEFUND THE POLICE was a monumentality idiotic idea, both practically and electorally.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (tmA71)
and the market rally is fake too..brain damage is sad...
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (zr5Kq)
Hasn't Mike Wallace been dead for a decade?
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (QSnbM)
He's also the guy who said if you want to do something to help stop racism " stop talking about it".
Posted by: tubal
I thought silence is violence?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (t+tI7)
Next we'll find out that he was transitioning to be a woman so he could have a baby.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (NWiLs)
I want them disconnected from reality.
It makes the difference between them and us clearer for the mushy middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
I cannot wait to see their reaction when they realize DEFUND THE POLICE was a monumentality idiotic idea, both practically and electorally.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (tmA71)
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Like when the Democratic primary was suddenly all hot on reparations and then it disappeared after a couple of weeks?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
At the time I thought so... But now not so much
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
you're right- June is supposed to be Buttstuff Month
heh- they got boarhogged on that one
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (iTXRQ)
Hasn't Mike Wallace been dead for a decade?
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (QSnbM)
Have no fucking clue. I don't pay attention to those that are completely irrelevant to me.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
--
I'm glad they are out of the market, leaves more gains for us capitalists.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (kA3Cp)
"The job numbers are up because of riots and protests. "
#todaystalkingpoints
Posted by: deplorable unperson at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (luzVb)
___________
If people are being allowed to riot, they should be allowed to go back to work.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (cS+rq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (NWiLs)
There's a bad time?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
So a day that ends in Y ?
I kid
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (UFgOG)
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
That wasn't as big as the police thing. And Trump is not going to let this one go, it has campaign ad written all over it.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (tmA71)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (NWiLs)
There's a bad time?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Heh. After living a stupidly sheltered and repressed life, you have no idea what's been building up all these years.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
That wasn't as big as the police thing. And Trump is not going to let this one go, it has campaign ad written all over it.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:18 AM (tmA71)
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Or, how about when Bernie said that people in prison should vote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (TQ/zJ)
fire can't melt steel, the moon landing happened in a TV studio in Van Nuys, and Kennedy was killed by a drunk driver
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (iTXRQ)
And yet all the super duper smart economists with 6 PhDs from Harvard were shocked by it all.
LOL
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (AJ2LA)
let the Wild Rumpus begin..
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (QSnbM)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Tythus at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
Guarantee every damn one has private security. They never make bad decisions they have to live with the consequences of, those have to be suffered by the little people.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: DB- just DB
Kennedy killed himself?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (FZYNt)
Looks like the St. George virtue signaling has completely replace the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ virtue signaling for the month of June
4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)
And yet all the super duper smart economists with 6 PhDs from Harvard were shocked by it all.
LOL
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (AJ2LA)
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All you have to do is go onto a main thoroughfare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
maybe they should rid themselves of the Confederate states
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (JgrP5)
Do not recommend.
Posted by: Tythus at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (luzVb)
I don't have a hepatophagy fetish, so I'm good there.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (oVJmc)
I have about a dozen scheduled "peaceful"(tm) protests scheduled in my area. Fuckers. They are getting in the way of things.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM
As potential next Mrs G put it a few days ago: "Fucking liberals ruin everything."
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Two Dumb Blondes at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (OMsf+)
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Well, stop fucking them, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (mEjqT)
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (OMsf+)
I good there.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
how's their aim?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)
Seriously? Good God, the left is so gullible.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (t+tI7)
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: banned like al jolson at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (PI60A)
LOL
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:19 AM (AJ2LA)
Gas prices where I'm at have risen 22 cents per gallon in the last week.
More demand as people go back to work.
Just an aside, some of the more iffy places I thought would never reopen, have.
More good nuuz.
Posted by: cub reporter at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (/LQkF)
- Elizabeth Warren, 2011
About the 'marauding bands' thing ...
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
I've been noticing the same thing. Would not quite yet call the traffic normal, but it is noticeably heavier than it was even two weeks ago.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (fuFqD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
__
Sir,
Us elite, do not dare mingle with the riff raff like that. We let our charts and models tell us what to think.
Posted by: Harvard Economists at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (AJ2LA)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
how's their aim?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (FZYNt)
Random
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (mEjqT)
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)
hahaha ! for real ?
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bert G
Well, stop fucking them, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower
We're available!
Posted by: Monkeys at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:22 AM (t+tI7)
Stupid usually is
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
Armored Hoverounds...I sense a market opportunity.
Posted by: BignJames at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (X/Pw5)
You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: angsterdamn at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (gMabG)
can 4chan convince white women that old and paunchy is the new sexy?
asking for a friend
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower
We're available!
Posted by: Monkeys at June 05, 2020 10:23 AM (OUMaO)
Please God give me a break.
Posted by: The Chicken at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (tmA71)
Posted by: 4Chan at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ZCiJZ)
Seriously? HA HA HA HA!
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (bCLt0)
The neighbors I have in that age range are all veterans. I know at least one of them still shoots his Garand...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM
<pendant>
Ruin, not ruins.
</pendant>
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (QSnbM)
Do you have a link for that?? Insty's is reporting the 'straight' version of that report and it would be great to discover that it was another 4chan "OK" trap!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (TQ/zJ)
512 "It was distasteful and not reflective of who I am and you all are"
Every interaction I've ever seen of yours tells me it is exactly who and what you are.
Posted by: nah its exactly who you are at June 05, 2020 10:00 AM (J9wKi)
A cowardly Democrat faggot has things to say to JJ, after we all left.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (oAY8z)
That would be *MY* kid, you vacuous bint.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (oVJmc)
can 4chan convince white women that old and paunchy is the new sexy?
asking for a friend
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (iTXRQ)
You should have hate sex with Trump supporters. Spread the word!
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (VpIIl)
Ruin, not ruins.
Posted by: Bert G
Ahem. You hang a pendant around your neck. Pedants, on the other hand, should simply be hung by the neck.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 10:26 AM (oAY8z)
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I'll take editorial boards of progressive magazines all give up their jobs to underserved minorities.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
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Collaborators.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 10:25 AM (QSnbM)
Manson girls: https://tinyurl.com/ya9llzju
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM
Damn, I need more coffee this morning.
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (zr5Kq)
Conservative women are better in bed. It is known.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (Boy/L)
4chan convinced white women, including Natalie Portman, to shave their heads in Solidarity with BLM.
At the end of WWII, women who collaborated with the Nazis had their heads shaved. Shave your heads collaborators. BTW the way let's see the Karens go to for the Kojak look. That would be hysterical.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (t+tI7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
I read that as "undeserved." I'll go shave my head now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Gs5TH)
Ten long weeks after a massive coronavirus outbreak sidelined one of the Navy's signature warships, the U.S.S. Theodore Roosevelt has returned to sea and is conducting military operations in the Pacific region.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (aKsyK)
Morning. Off to JJ. Unexpectedly unemployment dropped 13%. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (XEfKE)
At the end of WWII, women who collaborated with the Nazis had their heads
4chan - brilliant !
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)
2) Papalapadodandgolos promised big things last Tuesday
3) Amici have until 5PM today to file their briefs in the Sullivan matter
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (aO8Gd)
I believe that the Twitter SJW Mob decided last night that wypipo can't even escape the guilt through suicide because
"suicide means that they are just making it about themselves".
No joke.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Gs5TH)
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Monkey needs to opine first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Gs5TH)
With flaming dollar signs for eyes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (XEfKE)
THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
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DO IT!!!
Sometimes the 'best' thing you can do is give the 'People' EXACTLY what they want.
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (MVR7y)
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (MVR7y)
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What's the Lincoln quote?
"The best way to get rid of a bad law is to apply it forcefully."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (TQ/zJ)
THE MINNEAPOLIS CITY COUNCIL WANTS TO ABOLISH THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. THEY ARE TOTALLY SERIAL, GUYS.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
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DO IT!!!
Sometimes the 'best' thing you can do is give the 'People' EXACTLY what they want.
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work
So now when they dial 911 cause McDonalds is outta chicken nuggets who is going to respond?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (JgrP5)
Required, unless the dude you're blowing is really tall or you're really short.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (zr5Kq)
And yet all the super duper smart economists with 6 PhDs from Harvard were shocked by it all."
I have been really heartened by this, the Oil collapse worried me far more than the Wu-Flu ever did, as far as the Texas Economy goes.
Most people have paid no attention at all to what's going on with that, just accounting it to the virus scare. Not at all, it's a completely separate major crisis going on at the same time, with it's own dynamics. It all comes down to the Saudis; in one of the most spectacular examples of Bad Timing ever seen, they decided to massively ramp up production and flood the oil markets *just* as the WuFlu started to take off in Europe. Not surprisingly, oil prices collapsed completely, and the Saudi's took a HUGE financial hit, bigger than they ever thought possible.
So, now the Saudi's have finally figured out "hey that was almost as stupid as if we'd hired a bunch of protesters to burn our own cities down" and they've begun working very hard to reverse everything they did in February, including massively cutting their production.
and that's why Oil prices are heading back up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (FZYNt)
The Joker or Bane, depending on the city.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (tmA71)
LEADING PACKS OF SHARKS FEASTING ON THE BODIES OF COVID SAILORS TOSSED OVERBOARD!!
Posted by: -The Left at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (PI60A)
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AND REPLACE THEM WITH CUDDLE TEAMS
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: REDACTED
Going to laugh my ass off if he goes out with a knee injury.
Posted by: Brother Tim at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (ie76E)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (ie76E)
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Some people love Spike Lee films.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 10:32 AM (Eq5hG)
You are not far off.
One of the ideas is to...wait for it...send in the social workers.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: -The Left at June 05, 2020 10:31 AM (PI60A)
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heh
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (l0sXm)
Just came home from the grocery store, where people are still wearing the CO2, dust and snot laden masks. One woman actually wouldn't go past the end aisle until I moved. I said, oh, sorry. She laughed, said, oh, no worries. I said, i'm not worried...
Then I turned on the car radio (which I never do) and reminded myself why I never do. Some guy with a voice made for blogging was talking about black boxes on social media (little late there, bub) and said,i "if you want to do that, go ahead. I only ask all Americans, 'just listen'." ... "I pray [covid] doesn't have a spike, with all the thousands of protesters around the country..."
I think he could get a job at NR.
Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Some Moron at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Really? If so: Bwahahahaha.....
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (gLRfa)
Hell hath no fury than unintended consequences scorned.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 10:29 AM (MVR7y)
The problem with this is, these people will shriek for these changes, then when they start experiencing the consequences they'll move somewhere else and bring their shit ideals with them. And start voting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (iTXRQ)
Pretty girls could pull that off.
In this case...?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
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The girl from THX-1138 looks pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (zr5Kq)
"Dispatch? There's an armed robbery in progress. Requesting a Cuddle Team Leader and S.WlA.T. respond to 14th and Grand."
(S.W.A.T. = Social Worker Admonishment Team)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Umm... didn't Ferguson and H1N1 happen during the rein of Obama the Lightworker?
Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 10:09 AM (ZCiJZ)
2009 and 2014, respectively, and not in a presidential election year.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (pNxlR)
Pretty girls could pull that off.
In this case...?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
dood........
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
"suicide means that they are just making it about themselves".
No joke.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:28 AM (luzVb)
Hilarious. Oh, wait... no joke?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (zr5Kq)
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But he's been taking HCQ, which is a death sentence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
But technocracy is awesome, lulz get fucked.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 05, 2020 10:30 AM (FZYNt)
Karen. She's going to be in charge now. She can try talking to Shaniqua, who's sitting behind the counter at Mickey D's doing her nails.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Sorry, Ferguson was 2014 and H1N1 was 2009
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (pNxlR)
Take that money and build walls around those cities.
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (iTXRQ)
Which modern female politician does that sound like?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (vJCwr)
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)
I wish I had the money to buy two months ago...
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (iTXRQ)
Take that money and build walls around those cities.
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 10:36 AM (ZfRYq)
Snake Plissken for the win!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)
. The only choice you have is whether you'll be hit by a 5 year old with
a whiffle bat, or a MLB .400 hitter with an aluminum bat. Which would
you chose?
Nobody will pay the Major Leaguer enough that he'll actually swing at me vs. a kid who'll swing for DeesNutz?
Posted by: DaveA at June 05, 2020 10:37 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (+dsLj)
/Criminal holed up in an abandoned building in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (VpIIl)
so luxurious, you wouldn't believe
the greatest October in the history of Octobers
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ballsey-Fraud at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:38 AM (oVJmc)
Someone posted last night that U-Hauls leaving Minnesota was minimum 5 day rental at $1,000, and entering Minnesota was only $100.
Something like that.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (tmA71)
hahaha !
"Economists had expected the unemployment rate to rise to nearly 20 percent and the economy to shed an additional 8 million jobs."
Learn to math.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (zr5Kq)
Project Veritas releases another "antifa" video of a "training" class:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIp1pcbRsCI
The methods taught are sound and effective...under the right circumstances...carried out by someone experienced.
Almost all these "moves" and tricks go out the window as soon one engages in a street fight.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:24 AM (G0vdT)
I saw some masks, but they are definitely NOT distancing anymore.
I can't wait to hear how it's different because reasons...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (8D42x)
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Is Monica Lewinsky still alive? Paula Jones? I'm totally a very nice person.
Those Epstein girls? Sorry, but at this point what difference does it make?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 05, 2020 10:39 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Back from the grocery and doing some work-work. An email came to me from some of the students talking up black activism, down with white supremacy, etc. I thought students trained partly in economics had their heads on a little straighter.
They mention that suburban cops here fatally shot a black man last weekend. What they fail to mention is that the guy refused to stop his vehicle and led the cops on a chase, and when they caught him, he pointed a gun at the deputy. No wonder they plugged him. Good for the cops, say I. What were they supposed to do, "encourage" him to drop the weapon?
He had two weapons on him and drugs to boot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
He's not still on about that, is he?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (bCLt0)
October will be absolutely fantastic
so luxurious, you wouldn't believe
the greatest October in the history of Octobers
Posted by: DB- just DB.
The best surprise is no surprise.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 09:35 AM (LvTSG)
Who doesn't?
I like the big bouncy ones that are Relevant to kbdabear's Interests.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (ufFY8)
But keep voting for Democrats like its a team sport, you guys...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (VpIIl)
He's not still on about that, is he?
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (bCLt0)
He's saying that Sweden was wrong to stay open and the lock down was necessary and saved MILLIONS of American lives.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
**********
George Will: GOP Voters Will Forget Trump 'Fairly Fast' When He Loses Election
*********
I remember when Rep. thought he was SOOO smart because he used big words. So did Oswald Bates!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (H22GW)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
what's wrong with what he's saying? (serious question)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)
On one hand ending it all would bring the economy insanely back, bigly for the summer.
On the other hand, if most of the country opens up except for California and NY where businesses are anathema but rioters are welcome, that might help Trump a smidge in winning reelection.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (+dsLj)
ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
October will be absolutely fantastic
so luxurious, you wouldn't believe
the greatest October in the history of Octobers
Posted by: DB- just DB.
The best surprise is no surprise.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 10:40 AM (aKsyK)
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They went for the kill on Trump's past in September of 2016, and they missed.
They have nothing on that.
It has to be something they create, and they blew their load with Russian collusion. They no longer have the tools to do anything remotely at that level again.
All they have now is Democratic governors and mayors killing their own cities and states while pointing the finger at Trump. This doesn't seem to be working.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (mEjqT)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (+dsLj)
Not as fast as we've forgotten you, George.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (iTXRQ)
me too
I always get a beer and sit on a barstool
it's like someone holding court a your fav watering hole
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (JgrP5)
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Hey, who was the guy who was president before Biden sent us to the camps again? Was it a Bush? I remember a lot of Bushes.
Hard to remember anything when you haven't eaten anything other then vegan burgers and tofu in months.
Posted by: Some Moron in 2025 at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (iTXRQ)
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He's got to toot his own horn 'cause the press sure isn't going to do it.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (G0vdT)
Jeez, what are they using to provide the screen. captioning for that WH presser on whitehouse.gov, a random gibberish engine?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (Boy/L)
MAGA is bigger than the man himself.
None us will "forget" how fake and evil Fake News is.
None of us will forget the treachery of the "Republican" shits.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
oy, you're right, that's idiotic. Trump really does make some bone-headed mistakes sometimes. This one won't win him any credit from the left at all, and it just pisses off his supporters. Yep, this was just a stupid mistake, he makes them at times. He can never admit he was wrong.
The Lockdowns did NOT save "millions of lives". The biggest death totals happened among people that WERE locked down in nursing homes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (Kpl3J)
389 He's saying that Sweden was wrong to stay open and the lock down was necessary and saved MILLIONS of American lives.
ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
Political positioning imo. I like to say that he's taken all sides on issues, in other words he has them surrounded.
Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (zR1US)
Was it worth the cost? NO.
Hindsight is 20/20. So is foresight if this happens again. The point on that is you will never get people to buy in on a lockdown again.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (VpIIl)
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I remember when Rep. thought he was SOOO smart because he used big words. So did Oswald Bates!
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (H22GW)
Old Man Pontificates At Cloud
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (BAsqb)
IT'S A VEE DAMMIT
you know who else had a vee? dubya.
what? you never heard of the world-famous vee dubya?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (mEjqT)
to be fair, George knows a thing or two about being forgotten
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (JgrP5)
If Gorge Will is right, the why isn't Bill Weld getting the R nomination?
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (oVJmc)
rioters not coming to the suburbs. People wanted to try out new gear,
sight in NV scopes, etc.
Posted by: Marcus T"
There was a group of around 100 I passed through on the way home yesterday at a large intersection. Pretty tame bunch, looked like mostly suburban a kids trying to be hip and had to get their parents permission to show up. I'm guessing their parents won't approve the looting of their homes though.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (MxEKc)
ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
"Every decision we made was right."
Ugh......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (Kpl3J)
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No, they did not.
However, it's the politically astute thing to do right now.
It's either his recommendations did nothing, or we look at the results and the predictions and rub the left's faces in the difference.
"If these predictions were right, then I saved millions of lives."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (LvTSG)
None us will "forget" how fake and evil Fake News is.
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MAGA was always around, it just needed a leader that believed in America like Trump. The tea party was a great start until it got taken over by fucking grifters and scam artists working with Soros.
#provemewrong
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (+dsLj)
The clearance aisle is cleared out.
sra blaster and I were able to put a little bit of money into the market with this COVID thing. In hindsight our timing could have been better - we bought some stuff too early but if we were perfect predictors we would have more than a little bit of money to put in.
There is still some money to be made, but not for noobs like us.
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 10:46 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
One can only hope.
In other news, in Boston the Robert Gould Shaw memorial - honoring the all-black 54th Massachusetts Regiment - was defaced by mostly peaceful protestors, to nothing more than softly-voiced tut-tuts by the mayor and governor.
I want Boston to burn to the ground.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (zr5Kq)
Most people reading that will wonder WTF George Will is.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 10:42 AM (zr5Kq)
Of course it can. You just need the right lucrative government contract.
Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (mrrpT)
I think it's best to forgo a convention. At least 10% in attendance will try to pull shenanigans. I'm not in the fucking mood for conventioneer delegate bullshit.
Just have the MAGA rallies.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (XIoKz)
Thythus was a bad boy. He should have consulted Alfred Hitchcock (untouched Hmmm).
A cock-a two it is not.
Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (mEjqT)
I am detecting a trend.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:44 AM (Boy/L)
Where's Covid-19 when you need it?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
One can only hope.
In other news, in Boston the Robert Gould Shaw memorial - honoring the all-black 54th Massachusetts Regiment - was defaced by mostly peaceful protestors, to nothing more than softly-voiced tut-tuts by the mayor and governor.
I want Boston to burn to the ground.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (2JVJo)
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I thought Boston was a bastion of racial harmony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
Cutting Off Circulation Here, Boss - a limerick
This painting is pretty darned neat
Even vultures need something to eat
The pain in your liver
Will make a man shiver
But it can't match da agony of da feet!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (VpIIl)
Twenty bucks says you're wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)
He had two weapons on him and drugs to boot.
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Not letting black criminals rampage is white supremacy!
But after these cities drop their police forces, the criminals will get hugs and teddy bears instead of being shot when they raise their guns. That'll fix everything!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (uVRjH)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (VpIIl)
I think it's best to forgo a convention. At least 10% in attendance will try to pull shenanigans. I'm not in the fucking mood for conventioneer delegate bullshit.
Just have the MAGA rallies.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:47 AM (XIoKz)
Agree. Keep the enemy off balance that way.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (bCLt0)
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I don't think he ever can or should in this climate. Imagine Trump saying he was wrong to listen to the CDC and for causing two months of awful economic pain because the numbers were complete bullshit.
I'm sure the media will report that fairly.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
I've said this before and I'll say it again: If you want to find honest to God racist white boys, the real deal ones, go to southern California and New England.
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BAsqb)
That didn't happen.
They can't NOW say that the predictions that they used to demand shutdowns were wrong (making THEM wrong, too), so now Trump can take credit for the difference.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (CQ3Qb)
ugh he's just stubborn and frankly he HAS to believe this, because he can't contemplate if he was wrong.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
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It could also be he feels he has to say this, otherwise he might open himself to more distractions from the economic news. We've also seen how unhinged the media is recently, if he talks favorably about the Swedish covid response you could give the scumbags ammo for a "Evil Trump crashed the economy for nothing!" line.
Posted by: Jackal at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (y+xzP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (mEjqT)
Me and many others here swore off the Republican party in 2011. The only reason we voted in 2016 is because Donald Trump was the R nominee.
Me and many others had no intention whatsoever of voting for any of the other Republicans. Thank Christ Donald Trump came out of nowhere and saved us from 8 years hitlery clinton and then a permanent Democrat rule.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (pMGkg)
So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.
Chauvin is a dead man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)
we never bought in in the first place!!!
in PA we were locked down and all businesses were CLOSED by the governor out of the BLUE on March 12! That was a THURSDAY. the order gave businesses TWO HOURS to close up!
we were all so in shock and then he started the waiver process so businesses got busy trying to get a waiver rather than just defying him.
Many here are STILL CLOSED by his order! 85 days later!
it can definitely happen again, in any state with a Leftist governor (note I didn't say party, the MD and MA and OH govs were terrible too)
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)"
Make it $100.
I have a lot of neighbors many who lean Democrat. Some of them are small business owners. Here is a small sample. One told me that if Cuomo tries to shut his business again he better be armed. One guy lost his job, and a few others are struggling. These are middle class/upper middle class people.
I say the jury is out.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (VpIIl)
you know who else had a vee? dubya.
what? you never heard of the world-famous vee dubya?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 05, 2020 10:45 AM (sGtp+)
admit it, you're studying under Muldoon, aren't you?
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (8D42x)
probably the same two that were super new to the force and he was training
what were they supposed to do?
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 10:52 AM (ie76E)
Not 2.5 million gained
Only off by nearly 12 million
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:52 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (XEfKE)
Looks around
Scratches
Dang. That picture just brings down any room. I'd hang it in my garage.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BAsqb)
I've been all over and I live in MA
Boston is the most racist place in the US
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (JgrP5)
what were they supposed to do?
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (j9HX3)
That's going to be their defense at their trial. It'll be interesting to see how it works for them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)
I'm also detecting a trend with this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:53 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:52 AM (aO8Gd)
There is exactly ZERO chance that jobs report is accurate. Who cares, I just cashed in 40% gains in 90 minutes!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (iTXRQ)
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Trump branded Power Bong. It'll keep the stoners from voting.
Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (Eq5hG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)"
Well, bye then.
We may disagree on some things as Americans. But one of them is NOT that Chauvin didn't commit murder. He's a sick, depraved individual who didn't belong anywhere near a police department. Reap what you sow, MF'er
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (VpIIl)
The pinnacle of this farce will be when a Democrat calls for the death penalty because this case warrants it. Fakes and frauds, all of them.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)"
Well, bye then.
We may disagree on some things as Americans. But one of them is NOT that Chauvin didn't commit murder. He's a sick, depraved individual who didn't belong anywhere near a police department. Reap what you sow, MF'er
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:54 AM (VpIIl)
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And Amy Kloboucher protected him.
So hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
Chauvin is a dead man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 10:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Isn't there the full video of this and the other cops did nothing? Plus they knew they were being recorded.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (w6A0l)
criminals will get hugs and teddy bears instead of being shot when they
raise their guns. That'll fix everything!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (k4dH2)
I don't think the cities are dropping their police forces. They're just going to create a new community force that will look the other way when blacks commit crimes. But if you're white, the full force of the law will be applied.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (XEfKE)
But after these cities drop their police forces, the criminals will get hugs and teddy bears instead of being shot when they raise their guns. That'll fix everything!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020
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We're just one big crawfish boil away from racial harmony.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 10:55 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)
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So, 2 of the cops at the scene are going to testify that they knew Chauvin was trying to kill Floyd.
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That seems like evidence against themselves, to me. Why would they do that?
Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (pMGkg)
I have a lot of neighbors many who lean Democrat. Some of them are small business owners. Here is a small sample. One told me that if Cuomo tries to shut his business again he better be armed. One guy lost his job, and a few others are struggling. These are middle class/upper middle class people.
I say the jury is out.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 10:51 AM (VpIIl)
I will make it $100. Your friend above is right. If another lockdown is ordered and businesses refuse, then the State comes in with guns.
I guarantee it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)
I was at a viewing on March 16. When I got home I was told I had two days to get to Texas and pick up my son from college. It's a two-day drive to Dallas, so I left right away.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (bkUtD)
That seems like evidence against themselves, to me. Why would they do that?
Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (pMGkg)
Plea. Bargain.
Posted by: tubal at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (bCLt0)
Or if he took advantage of an opportunity to kill a man he specifically hated for reasons other than racism?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (Uu+Jp)
I thought racism killed Floyd.
Or maybe it was white privilege.
We probably need another Twitter autopsy to be sure.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (pMGkg)
Two bucks says immunity deal
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
I've said this before and I'll say it again: If you want to find honest to God racist white boys, the real deal ones, go to southern California and New England.
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 10:49 AM (BAsqb)
don't forget the Illinois Nazis.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (mEjqT)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=100509
Quibbles - the B/C model Mustang only has 4 .50cal machine guns and not six, that is the D/K models. Because they were mounted at an angle in the wings these guns tended to jam when Gs were pulled.
Top photo is of Howard in the cockpit of his P-51B, the plane has been fitted with the Malcolm hood to improve visibility,
Here is a color photo of his P-51B "Ding Hao!"
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybjmura9
Notice it has the earlier factory installed canopy. The main gear doors are starting to bleed down from engine shut down. The white ID stripes to tell friends this is not a Bf 109 are clearly visible.
In both photos after the data block is a little white cross. This indicates this Merlin Mustang has been fitted with the fuselage fuel tank, early production Bs came off the line without this extra fuel tank.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (l0sXm)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)
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So they don't get Whitey Bulger'd in prison?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (WdocV)
They're effectively telling the jury they sat there and let it happen. Better to say nothing at all.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 05, 2020
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That's the truly amazing thing about the incident. They *knew* they were being recorded, and went ahead kneeling on the guy's neck, and walking around not stopping Chauvin, without a care in the world.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd)
to God racist white boys, the real deal ones, go to southern California
and New England.
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You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy then Boston Massachusetts.
Posted by: 18-Obi-1 at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (WdocV)
Tell me how many times the devil is mentioned. My guess is zero.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: ed gibbon at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (7G4Ic)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (mEjqT)
What actually happened means nothing to these people. The required narrative will be met:
-Chauvin killed him intentionally
-Racism is involved
The two pleading out will publicly flagellate and denounce the other two. Minneapolis PD will be neutered and the problem will only get worse.
Posted by: Vanya at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (wgmJy)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (zr5Kq)
Go Sawx!
Posted by: Every Guy In Boston at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (bkUtD)
I see a PENIS!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 09:45 AM (ynUFw)
By golly, you're right. First one I've seen in twelve years. And I'da missed it without your comment. Thank you, angel of mercy.
Posted by: creeper at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (XxJt1)
Heh
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd)
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Obama was a feckless kunt and deserves to have that magic wand waved in his face every minute of every day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:00 AM (mEjqT)
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Abortion?
Inner city crime?
China?
Or...do they mean a protest against stopping people from looting?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (El6T/)
Tell me how many times the devil is mentioned. My guess is zero.
Does "white devil" count?
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 10:57 AM (XEfKE)
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Yeah Mr 8 year economic recovery plan ain't lookin' too good, but he don't care - he got his. Oh and he's still disappointed in us.
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (/ZYFC)
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I don't think he ever can or should in this climate.
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AGREE 100%
And for all the pundits and loud mouths on the right - now is NOT the time to nitpick or criticize Trump.
*LOOKING AT YOU TUCA*
We are not just in a war but fighting raging battles.
Direct ALL your fire at the ENEMY.
There will be time to settle family business when the enemy is defeated.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (WwTwF)
And how did they "know" this ?
seems like a conclusion
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AJ2LA)
Oh, FFS. Why can't people just be honest?
It's going to be a "Protest Against Whiteness."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (2JVJo)
I was promised an extinction-level economic crash.
Right here.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (+dsLj)
Maybe he thinks some of us are just...misguided.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (Ez6QX)
They're effectively telling the jury they sat there and let it happen. Better to say nothing at all.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (bkUtD)
I agree, it's a bad look - but desperate men do desperate thing when they know they're in trouble, and desperate things are usually not smart things.
From the report I saw, they're going to claim that they tried to tell Chauvin to stop, but he wouldn't listen to them. Their response to "so why didn't you make him stop? You're a cop, too?" Is "well he was Senior to us so we couldn't do anything else."
I don't really see a jury buying into that. But it's what they're going to try.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (iTXRQ)
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It's like one of those Grateful Dead guitar solo's that goes on just a little to long.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (G0vdT)
Here's what will "trend" today:
How can Trump celebrate the economy during Gorge Floyd's funeral?
How can Trump celebate the economy when he killed 100K Americans with a chinese virus?
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (XIoKz)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AJ2LA
All these jobs will just spread COVID around like the plague. Trump is a murderer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (wgmJy)
Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (88xKn)
Does "white devil" count?
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (luzVb)
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Tangent:
I recently watched the first three Ip Man movies (overrated bores, if you ask me). Anyway, they're all thorough Chinese propaganda with the enemy always being the foreign devil (the first was Japan, the second was Britain, and the third was America/Britain). A lot of mention of the "foreign devil".
I wonder if America could make a movie about China that called Chinese people the foreign devil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (LvTSG)
Heh
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd
Employampus Creaticus!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (WwTwF)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)
So this wasn't clear at your church earlier?
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (ZfRYq)
There's actually info on viruses and how they go, in terms of epidemics.
Also the age-stratified IFR simply completely changes everything.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (/ZYFC)
THIS is the GOP also. Getting theres so fuck everyone else.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (XEfKE)
Right. Three employees inside, and not a one wore a mask.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (rpbg1)
*LOOKING AT YOU TUCA*
yeah you're right vmom!
speaking of tuck, did anyone see him last night? he had some weird hysterical supposedly left-leaning ex-CIA (?) character on basically screaming nonsense like a woman. both of them came off like hysterics.
maybe his little plan isn't working hmm Tuck? so sad for you. I know he's a subversive guys. DO NOT TRUST HIM.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (j9HX3)
It's akin to "We were only following orders."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AJ2LA
All these jobs will just spread COVID around like the plague. Trump is a murderer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (wgmJy)
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I didn't know Jen Rubin lives in Alabama.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (AJ2LA)
477 At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)
So this wasn't clear at your church earlier?
.. before we prayed, which isn't allowed under pandemic rules, but protesting ..
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)
What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/xh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)
So they're okay with it the rest of the year?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)
So this wasn't clear at your church earlier?
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (ZfRYq)
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LOL
Nailed it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)
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Abortion?
Inner city crime?
China?
Or...do they mean a protest against stopping people from looting?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2020 11:01 AM (WdocV)
And then there's the sex trafficking of little kids. That's pretty evil. Are they going to be mentioning that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (qpAo7)
I was promised an extinction-level economic crash.
Right here.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (El6T/)
Saudi's finally got cold feet on destroying the energy markets. And now Dems have finally blown up the entire Lockdown narrative when they decided that burning down their own cities was better.
Although - for anyone in Minneapolis, or NYC, or Chicago, or Los Angeles - I'd say economic extinction is still on the table.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (XEfKE)
We will know we are in an alternate universe if Marcus Lemonis becomes a Trump supporter.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (QR/xh)
I agree but I don't see where there was a backlash specifically aimed at Trump for the shutdown where it was necessary to double down on defending it. It's aggravating to say the least not to be able to comment on something that has the potential to economically destroy the country. The consequences of that 5 trillion ain't going away anytime soon.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (mEjqT)
Posted by: PacosMojo at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020
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Maybe some of the early movies about Dr. Fu Manchu actually said it. I think the first one with Boris Karloff as the doctor was pre-Code?
Sax Rohmer's early 1900s novels about Fu Manchu came right out and said it. But his hero, Nayland Smith, was talking primarily about Fu Manchu himself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Jen the original
speaking extemporaneously
off the cuff
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (iTXRQ)
(Hell's Kitchen NYC was long gone before State of Grace).
I lived and worked around Boston for fifteen years and never observed racist behavior or comments.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (3aI0K)
he said pee pee pee
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WwTwF)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Chris M at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)
What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/x
It's like a game of badminton with small fish.
Ok. It's nothing like that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (wgmJy)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)
What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/xh)
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To me, adlibing. Stream of consciousness.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (G0vdT)
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The POV from 69.
Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (WQZ1O)
HAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)
Probable NY TIMES headline
Trump forces millions of people of color back to work, proving he is a white supremacist
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)
Later on today, I'll be telling Mrs. Muse that I'm protesting unmade sammiches.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (qpAo7)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 10:56 AM (G0vdT)
What does the term riffing mean?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (QR/xh)
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To me, adlibing. Stream of consciousness.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (G0vdT)
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I went to one of his rallies in the 2016 primary.
Pure riffing from beginning to end.
Polls, the pope, Democrats, Republicans. Just riffing for about 45 minutes.
He controlled that room. It was kind of incredible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Jen the original
speaking extemporaneously
off the cuff
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (iTXRQ)
thanks, my grandmother used that term if she was belching . LOL.
I couldn't imagine Trump doing that at a press conference.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (QR/xh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (oVJmc)
Trump forces millions of people of color back to work, proving he is a white supremacist
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:07 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (iTXRQ)
I recently watched the first three Ip Man movies (overrated bores, if you ask me). Anyway, they're all thorough Chinese propaganda with the enemy always being the foreign devil (the first was Japan, the second was Britain, and the third was America/Britain). A lot of mention of the "foreign devil".
I wonder if America could make a movie about China that called Chinese people the foreign devil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (LvTSG)
I suggest you watch the Korean movie BLOOD RAIN, my wife loves the costumes and it's a good murder mystery type movie I'm not gonna give the twist away at the end but it's very good
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)
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Fire pits and picnic tables are all painted gold.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: Jen the original
what one does not do with his wife
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)
Only the most terrific, really amazing tornados will sweep through there. Beautiful tornados, just the best.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (NWiLs)
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Park sold out. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: BluesFish at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (WQZ1O)
maybe his little plan isn't working hmm Tuck? so sad for you. I know he's a subversive guys. DO NOT TRUST HIM.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:04 AM (j9HX3)
I saw that, I do think that guy made a few good points. But you're right, in his delivery he came off as somebody who was out of his head. Tucker is still the best on TV (out of a very bad bunch), but he misses some obvious things. For instance, he just blew the call on the Syria situation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)
Oil situation was the oil situation. Happens. We've seen it many times before.
Was never any chance of an "extinction event", generally.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (IqfdE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (/ZYFC)
I Laughed. I wanna be in the Trump/Melania RV caravan!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Jen the original
what one does not do with his wife
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (JgrP5)
Someone needs to watch RiffTrax!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)
There's actually info on viruses and how they go, in terms of epidemics.
Also the age-stratified IFR simply completely changes everything.
Posted by: rhomboid
***********
Hell, Polis is still nattering on about "our efforts to flatten the curve are working" and "not overwhelming the healthcare system" and "the pandemic threatens the lives and livelihoods of our citizens". I only WISH he were talking about stomping out embers.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)
If the trial isn't automatically moved to a different city you'll know the fix is in. Well we knew that anyway but I tried.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (CQ3Qb)
Pure riffing from beginning to end.
Polls, the pope, Democrats, Republicans. Just riffing for about 45 minutes.
He controlled that room. It was kind of incredible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (LvTSG)
He would do that at the NRA conventions I've attended. Then smooth right back into the written script. Mr. Jen and I always said the hardest job wasn't the secret service, it was Trump's teleprompter person starting and stopping the script exactly when he needed to.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (QR/xh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (rpbg1)
Back in the day when "The Yellow Peril" was a thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (qpAo7)
"WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 10:21 AM (mEjqT)
If they can pull a trigger, they'll be certainly more effective than what you have now. What better militia would you want than one full of patriots with nothing much else to lose and making one more stand for the country they love.
Posted by: Sooner,- White blue-eyed debil at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (wgmJy)
Too early to laugh as loud as I want.
Riffing rambling Trump is best Trump.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (El6T/)
WTF are you talking about? The ex-CIA guy was righteously angry about THE LEFT and the rioters.
What the hell were you listening to?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (El6T/)
value to before the corona hoax. A few weak spot but pretty sure those
will be back soon, they could be good buying opportunity still. Glad I
didn't panic and sell. Only wish I would have had the nerve to buy two
months ago.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)
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Yep. I know some people that think they are really smart and sold out near the bottom. They would tell me to get out because I was losing so much money. I said I haven't lost shit because I haven't sold anything.. I bet those people are are none too happy. I'll make a point of mentioning that next time I'm in contact.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Jen the original
Babbling like a lunatic.
Posted by: Vito Corleone at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (IqfdE)
So Joe Biden, then. Got it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (qpAo7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (rpbg1)
Back in the day when "The Yellow Peril" was a thing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020
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If you want stories with "sudden mysterious death by night," Rohmer was your man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Ice-T playing that cop on Law and Order at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: banned smores at June 05, 2020 11:12 AM (uCJUf)
At my church on Sunday, we are having a "Protest Against Evil"
That's implicit in every Mass I go to.
Thank God, my parish doesn't have an American flag in the sanctuary. It's the house of the Lord, Whose kingdom is not of this world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (mht8P)
Think Robin Williams.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 11:10 AM (bkUtD)
or what we do here, all day, every day!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (+7yf7)
Right. Three employees inside, and not a one wore a mask.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (rpbg1)
We have that same sign in my office, courtesy of our male Karen. Along with a table at the door to the suite with instruction placards, hand sanitizer, a package of wipes, a paper towel dispenser and a digital thermometer.
Nobody wears a mask in the office except the Karen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (pw+jk)
I dumped a bunch of money in at the bottom.
I'm Scrooge McDuck and I don't give a fuck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (wgmJy)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:03 AM (G0vdT)
like all of them ?
Posted by: angsterdamn at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (gMabG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (XEfKE)
And now, for your whiplash-inducing transition - Reverend Pence, with his pipe, golden retriever at his feet, in his bath robe, assuring the kids everything will be OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (G0vdT)
Tell me more...
Posted by: Hillary!(shart)(hic) at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (uCJUf)
value to before the corona hoax. A few weak spot but pretty sure those
will be back soon, they could be good buying opportunity still. Glad I
didn't panic and sell. Only wish I would have had the nerve to buy two
months ago.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 10:35 AM (MxEKc)
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And for most people who contribute on a monthly or bi-weekly schedule, to a 401k, they will be better off, having purchased cheap stocks for a couple of months. My total portfolio is down 6.2% from the pre Wuhan bullshit. By year end I expect it up 5% easily.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (XEfKE)
Only the most terrific, really amazing tornados will sweep through there. Beautiful tornados, just the best.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 11:09 AM (NWiLs)
as someone who grew up in the Midwest and chased tornadoes for fun as a kid, i'm just VERY happy that i didn't have a mouth full of covfefe when i read this. i nearly did a spit take with an empty mouth.
i could DEFINATELY hear him saying it that way. and I'd love it.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2020 11:14 AM (8D42x)
Nobody wears a mask in the office except the Karen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020
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It looks like I will go back to office work sometime in early August. My mind's eye pictures a setup just like you mention.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)
(Hell's Kitchen NYC was long gone before State of Grace).
I lived and worked around Boston for fifteen years and never observed racist behavior or comments.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 05, 2020 11:06 AM (gd9RK)
Hmm.
I grew up in SC and Boston is the most racist place I have ever been. But time passes.
In the summer of 88, some public housing caught fire and Boston had to relocate some families. An African American family was going to be rehomed into Southie. It was the first time in recorded history that blacks had lived in this particular neighborhood. It was a big enough deal that it was front page of the Glob.
But what was really funny was that the TV newsies were going around Southie asking people what they thought about it, hoping to get some reaction, and people were like, :So?"
In the 70s, bus riots? Boston.
I went to First Night celebrations in Boston throughout the late 80s and 90s - that was the whitest group of people I had ever seen.
But, like I said, time passes.
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (ZfRYq)
Dear God I loathe those people.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM (XEfKE)
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Really? Just wow.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (DY3v8)
If George Floyd wanted to work a job rather than sell drugs, he could.
That's called options.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (wgmJy)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (zr5Kq)
Ventilators
Numbers- beautiful numbers, no one expected numbers like these, they're spectacular
No baby talk
I'm buying an RV
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (iTXRQ)
good points buried in overly-done reactionary bluster!
that guy was creepy, sorry.
just because they SAY the right things, doesn't make me trust them automatically. something there was really really off.
what was his point? what was he CLEARLY encouraging people to do?
the Left was hoping that WE escalate the violence. it hasn't happened and frankly that guy was trying to light a fuse. as tucker has been.
Nope. Not buying.
Posted by: SorryBlackOrchid at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (s2crL)
Get the focus of Floyd and onto the people hurt by the so-called "peaceful protesters."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 10:58 AM (3aI0K)
Now is your chance to cosplay as emperor Palpatine. Bring a sign "I ❣ EVIL".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 05, 2020 11:11 AM (pw+jk)
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Exact same thing happened in 2008 and then missed. People have really short fucking memories.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (AJ2LA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:15 AM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (m45I2)
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As much as i see some merit to Trump needing to be more presidential and statesmanlike in times of crisis he shows amazing restraint.
Had it been me I would have napalmed the press then drone striked the ashes, just to be sure.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Elitist at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: fentanyl floyd at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (uCJUf)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (aO8Gd)
Ventilators
Numbers- beautiful numbers, no one expected numbers like these, they're spectacular
No baby talk
I'm buying an RV
And:
Nobody saw anything like this disease before. It's true. No, it's true.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 11:16 AM (+7yf7)
We have that same sign in my office, courtesy of our male Karen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020
If this hasn't already been done, a male version for Karen needs to be established.
Ken? Cameron?
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (rpbg1)
Dear God I loathe those people.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 05, 2020 11:13 AM
If the China virus shutdown had not cost him his job, he wouldn't have been passing a counterfeit $20 and the cop would have never responded to a call and he'd still be alive.
Posted by: Bert G at June 05, 2020 11:17 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 11:05 AM (3aI0K)
Later on today, I'll be telling Mrs. Muse that I'm protesting unmade sammiches.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 11:08 AM (qpAo7)
For lunch I am going to protest the existence of left over pork chops.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 11:18 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 05, 2020 03:59 PM (FLiOE)
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