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Kayleigh McEnany Responds to FoxNews Leftist Chris Wallace: The Press May Be Criticized Like Any Other Profit-Oriented Buck-Chasing Industry

She might have added: Despite your furious demands to be recognized as such, You are not an elite aristocracy with greater rights than mere citizens.

No, I never questioned the religious beliefs of the press,” McEnany insisted, adding, “Many of our journalists are great men and women of faith.”

“What I was saying was, I was asked 11 questions as to why churches would be allowed to reopen. It was a bit peculiar to be asked these 11 questions in a row. And for the onus and the focus solely to be on why churches are essential, I’ve never been asked why liquor stores was essential," she continued. "So I was merely pointing that out. And to the point about questioning the journalists and asking why they’re asking certain questions, I field hundreds of questions a day. Journalists are not above being questioned themselves. Journalism is a great and noble profession, but there’s been a dearth of journalists asking the real questions for President Obama, the criminal leak of Michael Flynn's identity, who leaked that identity, the dossier which was used to launch a three-year investigation into this president and spy on his campaign. Why aren’t those questions being asked? It’s journalistic malpractice not to ask those questions and I can count on one hand the journalists who are like Maria Bartiromo and Catherine Herridge, but where is the lack of curiosity from the current press corps? There's extreme lack of curiosity at play."

Conservatives always shy away from criticizing FoxNews when they round up media refusals to cover stories -- but FoxNews' leftist Chris Wallace refused to cover Tara Reade, just the same as CNN and MSNBC did.

And FoxNews' leftist Chris Wallace has the same "lack of curiousity at play" about Obama's crimes and his coup.

And even worse: Chris Wallace is not just a "journalist." He is an important part of the "Brain Room" of leftwing gatekeepers at FoxNews deciding what other journalists are allowed to cover, and even which journalists should be suspended for how long if they dare to cover a non-approved story.

And as I keep saying: When FoxNews journalists "take an unplanned holiday" after the left tries to cancel them and Chris Wallace and his Brain Room join in on the cancellation -- it is a corporate-mandated lie these people are forced to repeat.

They are instructed to lie or at least not disturb the "taking an unplannned holiday" story. Or they'll be fired.

But they have been suspended. Everytime you thought a conservative on Fox was suspended for violating a Leftwing Rule, yes, he was in fact suspended.

The cowardly liberals of the Brain Room and c-suite at Fox demand these people lie about being suspended because they don't want to be questioned about or criticized for their coercive efforts to impose a liberal speech code at FoxNews.

They don't think you Rubes will understand how important it is for them to protect you from information that violates liberal rules, so they threaten to fire people unless they help them hide their actions from the public.

Oh -- and of course, they don't want Fox's conservative audience figuring out that the organization is liberal from the top executive down to lowly assistant producers, with the exception of its nighttime opinion hosts and their key personnel.

So employees are ordered to lie about FoxNews' leftwing speech codes.

Posted by: Ace at 03:09 PM




Comments

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1 Firstesr

Posted by: RJD at May 27, 2020 03:09 PM (fXB+v)

2 meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2020 03:10 PM (d7Ww2)

3 Good afternoon Horde

Posted by: BigZesty at May 27, 2020 03:10 PM (EdMOB)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 27, 2020 03:11 PM (vTZo/)

5 hello horde!

Posted by: Guzalot at May 27, 2020 03:12 PM (Rz36l)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:12 PM (UWqZJ)

7 Kayleigh McEnany, guess Cwissy got her Irish up.
Good girl.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:12 PM (irh87)

8 Journalism is like cicadas, it only comes out every 8 years or so.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 03:13 PM (xfb67)

9 Cut the cable 2 years ago and glad I did.

Posted by: Bosk at May 27, 2020 03:13 PM (gQzBS)

10 Come on Ace, it's all due to these troubling and uncertain times. And that bastard Johnson and this damn war...

Posted by: The Cookie Man at May 27, 2020 03:13 PM (rUovD)

11 I can't wait to see a bunch of leftists rush in to defend Fox news if this fight keeps up.


This will be the greatest about face since the left decided they didn't like Hitler on Sunday, 22 June 1941

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2020 03:13 PM (WdocV)

12 NAStronauts!

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:13 PM (lL5UZ)

13 Lover her. Sarah Huckabee Sanders would cut the media.

Kayleigh McEnany cuts them, then opens the wound and pours in salt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2020 03:13 PM (W2taJ)

14 Obama has the croup?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2020 03:14 PM (aKsyK)

15 Fk the press, Kayleigh is a sweetheart

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:14 PM (ZCEU2)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Bad journalist! Go to your Brain Room!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2020 03:14 PM (vuisn)

18
Equally perplexing is Fake News' abundant and zealous curiosity of Hydoxycloroquine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 27, 2020 03:14 PM (4NTzz)

19 Enemy. Of. The. People.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

20 TV's in the closet.
Used to pull it out on Sunday for the sermon
but Church is online now.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:14 PM (irh87)

21 And drop Fox

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)

22 I was asked 11 questions as to why churches would be allowed to reopen
------------

I'm more curious as to why churches were ever told to shut down.

Posted by: SH at May 27, 2020 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

23 Is the "Brain Room" where they keep all the brains?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:15 PM (CqE5x)

24 Chris Wallace knows how to slob a knob, lemme tell you.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at May 27, 2020 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

25 Did someone say Asstro knots?

Asstro Glide?

Posted by: SHEP!!! at May 27, 2020 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

26 "Brain Room"


Oh please, Fox News! Get over yourselves.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

27 Make me beg Mistress Kayleigh make me beg!

Posted by: Chris Wallace at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (WdocV)

28 it is a corporate-mandated lie these people are forced to repeat.

--

This is the new definition of television news.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (kA3Cp)

29 I just happened to watch Piss Wallace do that on Sunday, and almost choked. What a douche.

Hey Piss Wallace. The media was not a treasonous cabal in Reagan's day either. Care to comment?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (4BMGG)

30 Willowed:

Was watching the astronauts climb in. I might be crazy but I think one of them brought a toy dinosaur along and it's in the third seat.

Did anybody else see that?

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

31 Has Jonah the Whale apologized for his over the top comments about Kayleigh?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (CqE5x)

32 22 I was asked 11 questions as to why churches would be allowed to reopen
------------

I'm more curious as to why churches were ever told to shut down.
Posted by: SH at May 27, 2020 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

And they only needed a ONE word Answer.

Constitution

/mic drop

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (NgKpN)

33 Wallace is the type of kid who always got beat up in Middle School.

I know I would have taken a shot or 2 at him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (85Gof)

34 OT
If Elon lights up a joint on live TV during this launch, I will wet myself. Also, Kayleigh is a national treasure.

Posted by: jmel at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (OeWgo)

35 I'm behind. Who has taken unplanned vacations?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (dmYb7)

36 I cut cable last year. Wife watches some of her shows online.

I'm loving the classic reruns and GRIT.

I don't miss having cable. One. Bit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

37 No, I never questioned the religious beliefs of the press," McEnany insisted, adding, "Many of our journalists are great men and women of faith."

And to be honest, I actually believed that reporter when he said he was religious and wanted to get back to going to church. That didn't seem like acting. It was an honest reaction.

What I would have liked Kayleigh to have asked him was "Then I would ask myself: what made you ask that same question over and over. What was your motivation in asking it several times? To what purpose?"

The answer, which he would never admit to, is the acceptance of his peers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:17 PM (+7yf7)

38 Point of order, on the sidebar item: "Anti Semitic Crime in Germany at highest level ever recorded." Technically, true, if you're tabulating Legal Crimes and not Crimes against Humanity. Because all of the latter were not against the Law of the time, in fact they were carried out BY the Law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)

39 So we're all gonna watch the launch right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2020 03:17 PM (85Gof)

40 If Elon lights up a joint on live TV during this launch, I will wet myself. Also, Kayleigh is a national treasure.
Posted by: jmel at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (OeWgo)


It's shocking he's allowed to be part of this after that. You're not supposed to be able to have government contracts when you do that.

I guess it's just more proof of the 2nd set of rules for the rich and famous.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

41 I guess the FOX BRAIN room is better than CNN's BRIAN room....where the cookies and cake are stored.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:18 PM (CqE5x)

42 Cable is getting way too expensive too. I probably only watch 6-7 channels anyway. Why do I have to pay for the other 700?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 03:18 PM (xfb67)

43 Network news produces a product, same as any other company. And their audience is the left and to a slightly lesser extent China. And so the narrative they produce is what they will get paid for.





Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (WdocV)

44 Point of order, on the sidebar item: "Anti Semitic Crime in Germany at highest level ever recorded." Technically, true, if you're tabulating Legal Crimes and not Crimes against Humanity. Because all of the latter were not against the Law of the time, in fact they were carried out BY the Law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:17 PM (Kpl3J)

This is about us, right?

Posted by: Germany's Muslims at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (CqE5x)

45
"Brain room and brain room!

What is brain room?'!?!

Posted by: Chris Wallace at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (z0XD8)

46 You know who should be asking eleven--or thousands--of questions while someone is under oath about the suspension of the right to worship?

William Barr's Department of Justice.

You know who isn't asking these questions?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (puu6v)

47
This figures. Daily Mail says Bill was banging Ghislaine on the Lolita Express:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-8362559

If Ghislaine were a normal peon, she'd be in jail right now. She's now under global Deep State protection as she knows enough about too many powerful people. I'm sure she's got a powerful insurance policy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (rCwaK)

48 I swear...

Shatner and my dad look so much alike now. It's kinda weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)

49 The WHO announced on Monday that it will drop hydroxychloroquine as a treatment because it needs to be "studied first" for efficacy and has been "unproven" to work to against COVID-19.

Any journalistic curiosity about that?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (+dsLj)

50

lulz: House Democrats choose right now to hold a presser on the US response to the chinese flu, i.e., lying about the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (4NTzz)

51 Kayleigh should have said it is not life vs Church or faith.

NO ONE is forcing anyone to go to church. So that putz reporters question was ONLY political and a hit job..or he is just stupid, that is also a possibility

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (85Gof)

52 Respect the News Orcs or we will eat you!

Posted by: Chris Wallace and the other News Orcs at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)

53 "And even worse: Christ Wallace is not just a "journalist."

hmm, Christ Wallace. Okay, we'll allow that, I see what you were going for there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

54

I'd launch my deep space rocket into Kayleigh at Full Military power.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (d6DSt)

55 Fox News is no less a red meat flinging outfit than CNN etc. They just are choosing to try to feed both sides.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

56 Yep.
Freedom of the press, i.e., of the written word, is an INDIVIDUAL right, exactly the same as freedom of speech. It pertains to all citizens.

It is NOT a set of special privileges bestowed upon those who write for a living, much less specifically upon those who are employed by Big Media.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (M/9m0)

57 cut the cord people
I cut in 2012 when I realized I was just watching football and movies for a lot of $ per month

you can watch football and movies on the internet for free

cut the cord

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)

58 >>>31 Has Jonah the Whale apologized for his over the top comments about Kayleigh?

No, the proud alumnus of Goucher College is busy on Twitter trolling people and showing what a tough masculine man he is.

Posted by: ace at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

59 I cut cable last year. Wife watches some of her shows online.

I'm loving the classic reruns and GRIT.

I don't miss having cable. One. Bit.
Posted by: Sponge

--

This qualifies neither as a limerick, or a haiku. Try again.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (kA3Cp)

60 Cut the cord 7 years ago.

Along with not funding these traitors I've also saved a lot of money.


I don't enable my enemies.

Posted by: Ha at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (SJDa9)

61 Shatner and my dad look so much alike now. It's kinda weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)


Young, skinny Shat or old, fat Shat?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

62 If Ghislaine were a normal peon, she'd be in jail right now. She's now
under global Deep State protection as she knows enough about too many
powerful people
***

That presumes she's still alive.

Her dad got wacked, so she does know all about the game....though she's probably the one that killed him....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (WdocV)

63
Kayleigh McEnany is a grotesque fat heifer.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (rCwaK)

64 446 Historical black participation level was around 55 to 60%.

Obama got it to 66%

Hillary-- and all the pollsters-- assumed it would hold in 2016.

It fell to 59%.

The Democrats still think it's going to go up.

You know the most delicious part?
Biden has the ultimate, "I have black friends card" in Obama.
And it's ain't worth shit.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 27, 2020 03:03 PM (aO8Gd)

==========

Old, fat Shat.

It's the nose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

65 This even more indefensible and grotesque than when the Romulans insulted Worf and wanted to dissect Data in season 5 of Next Generation.

BTW, please subscribe to my podcast where Podhoretz and I will be debating whether it's racist to call a Banh Mi a sandwich in the age of Trump.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (z4SrG)

66 well, that was a copy/past fail.

I've had worse.

*whistles confidently that nothing else bad will happen*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

67 I prefer old time astronaut's presentation; more like they could have been on you favorite baseball team. Today, their presentation is more like that of a 3rd grade teacher.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (irh87)

68
Looked up pictures of Jimmy Kimmel's ex-wife, who he dumped right before he got the big money.


That girl grew in her marriage indeed....

Posted by: Obligatory at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (WdocV)

69 30 Willowed:

Was watching the astronauts climb in. I might be crazy but I think one of them brought a toy dinosaur along and it's in the third seat.

Did anybody else see that?
Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

Is it named Steffen?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)

70 Not to kiss your tanned, toned, freshly exfoliated butt, Ace, but if not for the HQ I would be bereft.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

71 --

This qualifies neither as a limerick, or a haiku. Try again.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (kA3Cp)


I cut cable a while back.
My wife uses streaming to take up the slack.
With the re-runs and GRIT,
I could give a shit
If we EVER get it back!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

72 51 So that putz reporters question was ONLY political and a hit job.

Being on #TeamApocalpyse is the new requirement among the MFM. There's no room for contrarians. And, I *believed* the guy, and yet he still felt the need to stoke panic over it because they have to be knee-jerk against any and all reopening.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (+7yf7)

73 31 Has Jonah the Whale apologized for his over the top comments about Kayleigh?

---

I'm just upset because Kayleigh reminds me of my wife, insofar as neither of them will have sex with me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (z4SrG)

74 Meanwhile, one of the members of that noble profession at The Hill actually tweeted (now deleted) that currently in Germany, "Antisemitism is at the highest level ever recorded".

Apparently, nothing was recorded prior to 1946.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (HmZuC)

75 C Wallace is and has always been a putz

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (zUdXR)

76 Kayleigh has a tiger in her tank and she's GREAT!

Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Y274z)

77 42 Cable is getting way too expensive too. I probably only watch 6-7 channels anyway. Why do I have to pay for the other 700?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 03:18 PM (xfb67)

Mom absolutely refuses to give up TV, but she really only watches the Hallmark Channel, Fox News, and a couple of network shows. I'm thinking we might get Sling, and get rid of Comcast.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)

78
I swear...

Shatner and my dad look so much alike now. It's kinda weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (UWqZJ)







My Dad looks like Kurt Russell and Robert Conrad's slightly pudgy older brother.

Which means that it's my Mom's fault that I look like this.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (EGyGV)

79 ELON: A Space Odyssey (synthwave with Muskian musings):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luyR8Pe0nHg

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

80 Love that McEnany. Thought Sarah Sanders was good, but this gal is even better.

Posted by: itsacookbook at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (yPxXc)

81 I have such a girl crush on Kayleigh.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

82 "Journalism is a great and noble profession."

I disagree with her right there.

Maybe journalism was a great and noble profession. But the impostors now wearing its carcass as a skin-suit are neither great nor noble, but instead cretinous parasites who long ago used up whatever gravitas earlier generations of real journalists ever accumulated.

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (N9G0H)

83 Wouldn't surprise me about anything said Bill did.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (ZCEU2)

84 Chris Wallace = Mike Wallace = Pravda

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (r+sAi)

85 The tell on the tiny tyrants showed brightly when
they shut down Church Services that were arranged for drive in theaters.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (irh87)

86
a Clifford reference

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (4NTzz)

87 The WHO announced on Monday that it will drop hydroxychloroquine as a treatment because it needs to be "studied first" for efficacy and has been "unproven" to work to against COVID-19.

Any journalistic curiosity about that?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30years

Quick! Suspend civil rights now!

Hydroxychloroquine? Let's not go crazy.

Posted by: WHO at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

88 well, that was a copy/past fail.

I've had worse.

*whistles confidently that nothing else bad will happen*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)


I'm still laughing.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

89 I cut cable a while back.
My wife uses streaming to take up the slack.
With the re-runs and GRIT,
I could give a shit
If we EVER get it back!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)

90 Much better

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (kA3Cp)

91
You know who has a nice smooth exfoliated butt? Kayleigh. Tight, toned little spinner butt.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (rCwaK)

92 If I was a Spacex astronaut's wife, I'd sing:

"I'm livin' with my own private astronaut. Livin' with my own private astronaut!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (+7yf7)

93 Fuck PISS Wallace with a Razor wire wrapped Pineapple

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (j7aNt)

94
Not to kiss your tanned, toned, freshly exfoliated butt, Ace, but if not for the HQ I would be bereft.
___

Working on that Ace of Spades, err, thing, is worse then giving Jessica Yaniv a brazillian. For the record, I'm not sure he's human, and every time I'd rip off some fur he'd threaten me with his spear. What the hell does "YUB YUB" mean anyway?

Posted by: Ace's Waxing specialist at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (WdocV)

95 Kayleigh has a tiger in her tank and she's GREAT!
Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Y274z)

Good use of both famous corporate cartoon cats in one sentence.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (CqE5x)

96 They're in the weather phase of final go/no-go. Otherwise, she's buttoned up and ready to fly!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (hYcqw)

97 'Quarantine' is when you restrict the movement of sick people.
'Tyranny' is when you restrict the movement of healthy people.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (j7aNt)

98 88 well, that was a copy/past fail.

I've had worse.

*whistles confidently that nothing else bad will happen*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (UWqZJ)

I'm still laughing.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

===========

I found a shortcut to copying what I want to copy!

It's Ctrl+A!

Let's give it a shot...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)

99 I quite literally get most of my news from here. Between the Morning report and all the posts throughout the day, I'm good.

Add in Bongino's podcast and Mark Levin, and I'm totally covered.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (AFSld)

100 Chris Wallace is on?
Click goes the remote.
Neil Cavuto is on?
Click goes the remote.
Donna Brazile is on?
Click goes the remote.
Marie Harv is on?
Click goes the remote.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy/and now judiciary at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (x6XkS)

101 Fox News no matter how liberal they slide will always remain the hate object of the left.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (4BMGG)

102 Quick! Suspend civil rights now!



Hydroxychloroquine? Let's not go crazy.
***

Also: Closing the NYC subway would be way to painful but....you people in Podunk with your 0 deaths from Wuhan Flu? HOUSE ARREST!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (WdocV)

103 @18

I think it was the President of Brazil who revealed today that all world leaders are taking HCQ daily.


The whole thing that pisses me off about the whole HCQ thing is that Trump simply didn't talk up HCQ out of the blue, it was literally touted by his little weasel science guy.


And then his science guy basically rat fucks the President.


Why Trump lets this dick bag get away with undermining him like this is beyond me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (lh1YW)

104 101 Fox News no matter how liberal they slide will always remain the hate object of the left.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (4BMGG)

=========

I thought that was the Koch Brothers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (UWqZJ)

105 67 I prefer old time astronaut's presentation; more like they could have been on you favorite baseball team. Today, their presentation is more like that of a 3rd grade teacher.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:21 PM (irh87)

Amen. I've turned it off!

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (lL5UZ)

106
Kayleigh has a tiger in her tank and she's GREAT!
Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Y274z)






Obligatory Muddy Waters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DliRyZmzbH0

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (EGyGV)

107 Kayleigh is like Mongo. If you attack her, you just make her mad.

Posted by: WHO at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

108 I found a shortcut to copying what I want to copy!

It's Ctrl+A!

Let's give it a shot...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)

Doitdoitdoit...

Posted by: The Barrel at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

109 Also, Chris Wallace sucks and so did his dad and he should shut the hell up with his hypocritical bullshit.*

Also also, I am glad that McEnany called out a couple of decent journos.

* This applies to basically everyone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)

110 Fox News no matter how liberal they slide will always remain the hate object of the left.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (4BMGG)

=========

I thought that was the Koch Brothers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (UWqZJ)

What about me???

Posted by: George W Bush at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (CqE5x)

111 Kayleigh scares the bejesus out of the beta cucks

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)

112 Unplug Yoself, Fool!

Seriously.

Stop paying them and they will atrophy and die.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (EjryI)

113 Chris "The Even Lesser" Walace, Kneel Cavuto, Donna "The Leaker" Brazille, Marie Harf-wit...nice network ya got there, Faux News.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (+7yf7)

114 Establishment vs Outsiders.

Pick a team.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)

115 "62 If Ghislaine were a normal peon, she'd be in jail right now. She's now
under global Deep State protection as she knows enough about too many
powerful people
***

That presumes she's still alive.

Her dad got wacked, so she does know all about the game....though she's probably the one that killed him...."

Check Cyprus, it's where Deep State sleaze go to disappear off the face of the Earth, and they are handing out free vacations to try to reignite their post-Covid tourism industry.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (puu6v)

116 Why even turn Fox News on to begin with at all?? Why the hell do people watch that channel? Its like stabbing your eye with a fork over and over.

"I hate this. It sucks so much. I have to keep muting or changing the channel. I wish it was less painful"

STOP

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

117 I found a shortcut to copying what I want to copy!

It's Ctrl+A!

Let's give it a shot...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM (UWqZJ)


Make sure you paste it in Word first, just to make sure the formatting is correct.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

118
C Wallace is and has always been a putz
Posted by: zeera Moron Author


The road apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (aKsyK)

119 I cut off cable, more recently ended all my social media accounts and cut off my remaining lefty friends.

My social pastime now is to read moron threads on AOS and kill NPC feminists in Red Dead 2.

Is this healthy? I need assurances people.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (+dsLj)

120 OANN and Newsmax aren't too bad. Definitely better than FOX. It's hilarious leftists think FOX News is conservative. The commentators sometimes are, but the news division? Not so much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (AFSld)

121 >>Kayleigh has a tiger in her tank and she's GREAT!


The most wonderful thing about Tigger, is I'm all up in that shit!

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (EjryI)

122 Kayleigh has a tiger in her tank and she's GREAT!
Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (Y274z)
+++++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/QNECn9r9eRo

Hint: Not Muddy Waters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)

123 Wait a minute, people still watch Fox?

I don't believe it.

Posted by: nip at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (Izot6)

124
Why Trump lets this dick bag get away with undermining him like this is beyond me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 27, 2020 03:25 PM (lh1YW)

In due time, in due time

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)

125 And the truth is that journalism never actually was a "great and noble profession." That's just a massive lie that the media has also told about itself. Go back to the 1700s and even earlier, and the media was outrageous in its bias and slander, even back in "the good old days." And ever since it has only gotten more biased and slanderous. There never was an actual "Golden Age" of journalism. They'd like you to think that Woodward and Bernstein taking down Nixon was the high point, but we now know in retrospect that that was just a left-wing hit job too, but America was simply too naive to know that yet.

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (N9G0H)

126 I don't understand why anyone still watches any cable news. Or cable at all, for that matter.

Posted by: brak at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (cG+eD)

127 64 446 Historical black participation level was around 55 to 60%.

Obama got it to 66%

Hillary-- and all the pollsters-- assumed it would hold in 2016.

It fell to 59%.
The Democrats still think it's going to go up.
You know the most delicious part?
Biden has the ultimate, "I have black friends card" in Obama.
And it's ain't worth shit.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 27, 2020 03:03 PM (aO8Gd)

You're wrong, it's going to be 100% Guaranteed!!! You wanna know why?

Because if you don't vote for Joe, You ain't Black!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

128 123 Wait a minute, people still watch Fox?

I don't believe it.
Posted by: nip at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (Izot6)

My mom LOVES her some Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (Ez6QX)

129 Establishment vs Outsiders.

Pick a team.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)


Wait, there's a choice there?

Posted by: Matt Dillon at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

130 for the late sleepers


45 ...

The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the corona. So, all dogs that have been in quarantine can not be released to their owners.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2020 11:35 AM (axyOa)

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (irh87)

131 FBI -- Licensed to Lie

FOX News "journalists" -- Ordered to Lie

Citizenry -- Racist to not accept the Big Lie

(how many fingers, Winston?)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (Cus5s)

132 Apparently, nothing was recorded prior to 1946.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 27, 2020 03:22 PM (HmZuC)


The Germans are notorious for their laziness and lack of both attention to detail and record-keeping.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (SgjGX)

133
Ghislaine to Daddy on his boat: Daddy, are you going to take a shower before we go?

Daddy: No, I'll just wash up on shore.

(Stolen from some other Moron)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (rCwaK)

134 Kayleigh scares the bejesus out of the beta cucks

******************

Not me, I want her to be my bunny snuggles boom boom.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Aspiring to be an Alpha Who Knows Game at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (+dsLj)

135 Fox is "good" the way WSJ is "good." In other words, they both suck.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 27, 2020 03:29 PM (m/Gc2)

136 127 You're wrong, it's going to be 100% Guaranteed!!! You wanna know why?

Because if you don't vote for Joe, You ain't Black!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

That's certainly one way to massage the numbers.

It's gonna have a weird effect of increasing the white population of the country, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:29 PM (UWqZJ)

137 And the truth is that journalism never actually was a "great and noble profession." That's just a massive lie that the media has also told about itself. Go back to the 1700s and even earlier, and the media was outrageous in its bias and slander, even back in "the good old days." And ever since it has only gotten more biased and slanderous. There never was an actual "Golden Age" of journalism. They'd like you to think that Woodward and Bernstein taking down Nixon was the high point, but we now know in retrospect that that was just a left-wing hit job too, but America was simply too naive to know that yet.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (N9G0H)
+++++++++++
It can be. It can also be the domain of shitweasels who hate everything I stand for.

Just like any other profession - like a plumber or a physicist or a teacher or a lawyer or whatever. Reporter is not any more noble than electrician by default, and it seems to be far more ignoble on average.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:29 PM (hYcqw)

138 Like Hairy Reid might have said, "Hey, the unplanned vacation thing works, doesn't it? The deplorable rubes still haven't figure it out!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2020 03:29 PM (6wiwL)

139 Launch is red for weather right now

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)

140
The Germans are notorious for their laziness and lack of both attention to detail and record-keeping.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (SgjGX)


But I'm told that German engineering is the greatest thing the universe has ever seen.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

141 >>Daily Mail says Bill was banging Ghislaine on the Lolita Express




Sure, sure. He was on a private luxury jet surrounded by nubile teens DTF and he went for the, uh, handsome older British lady who was Epstein's own Hillary, if you will. Totally see that. Makes perfect sense.

*EYE ROLL*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

142 Kayleigh scares the bejesus out of the beta cucks
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 27, 2020 03:26 PM (M+Lyo)

She must offend those losers on a sheer visceral level

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (CqE5x)

143 For the last few years, other than The Five on occasion, I was down to the Saturday night lineup: Watters' World, Judge Jeanine and Gutfeld. I'd usually breeze through them on Youtube over Sunday morning coffee.

But lately I can't even deal with Watters and Gutfeld and their rote towing of the company line, and the Judge was always just an in-between for the other two, for me.

So I'm done, other than occasionally listening to The Five in the background while I work, just to catch the news. Until Juan annoys me enough to change it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (+7yf7)

144 119 I cut off cable, more recently ended all my social media accounts and cut off my remaining lefty friends.

My social pastime now is to read moron threads on AOS and kill NPC feminists in Red Dead 2.

Is this healthy? I need assurances people.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (+dsLj)

All Great Teachers of the past have agreed that the first step toward Enlightenment is Purging oneself of Impurities.

So ya got that goin' for ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (Kpl3J)

145 >>Wait, there's a choice there?


Stay Gold

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (XTaUu)

146 can now be let out

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (irh87)

147 The Germans are notorious for their laziness and lack of both attention to detail and record-keeping.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (SgjGX)

*******************

Oh please, if that were true German auto companies would have been able to produce solid, incredibly built cars like a Mercedes then instead of the shit they make now.

..... what?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Aspiring to be an Alpha Who Knows Game at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (+dsLj)

148 Ace, it sounds like you know some people on the inside at Fox News.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (L2ZTs)

149 "Journalism is a great and noble profession,..."

Oh, for God's sakes. They're lying scum and have been for decades. I'm delighted she's questioning them, and of course that's why she's coming under attack, especially for targeting them specifically. This is something, absurdly and incredibly, that we've NEVER done before. But it's so necessary, and so easy, and furthermore, exactly what the American people (at least OUR American people) want and need to see and hear. It's time we started making it personal, but in our case with good and just cause. Call out the individual journalists. Personalize and polarize. Target, expose, shame, humiliate. Double down. Triple down.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (H8QX8)

150 hmm, Christ Wallace. Okay, we'll allow that, I see what you were going for there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

Chris Wallace isn't a Christian, yet demands a free pass to lecture why churches should remain closed. And he does that on a "conservative" channel. The second people admit that, everything else starts opening up and we can accurately diagnose what is holding us back.

Posted by: trev006 at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (37rWG)

151

So the basic takeaway here is journalist= liar.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (KATBx)

152 I do watch TuCa clips on Youtube, if they sound interesting.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (+7yf7)

153 The Germans are notorious for their laziness and lack of both attention to detail and record-keeping.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 03:28 PM (SgjGX)

But I'm told that German engineering is the greatest thing the universe has ever seen.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

I think he was being ironic

Posted by: Alanis Morrissette at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (CqE5x)

154 Sure, sure. He was on a private luxury jet surrounded by nubile teens DTF and he went for the, uh, handsome older British lady who was Epstein's own Hillary, if you will. Totally see that. Makes perfect sense.

*EYE ROLL*
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh)


It's not that crazy. Cleopatra wasn't the hottest gal around, but knew how to control men. And Clinton strikes me as the type whose ego she could stroke.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (SgjGX)

155 And the truth is that journalism never actually was a "great and noble profession."

Nah, its just a profession with a key role in democracies. But its just a job, like any other, and usually has been the home of scoundrels, scumbags, and liars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

156 When I moved in mid March, I cut ties with comcrap.

I have an antenna tv. my boys share their hulu and netflix accounts with me.

was binge watching Star Trek TOS over the weekend.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (d7Ww2)

157 And then his science guy basically rat fucks the President.


Why Trump lets this dick bag get away with undermining him like this is beyond me.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Trump will not forget.

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (sNpqr)

158 Re cable, I keep trying to convince my family to go with a digital antenna and quit cable.

My mom in particular just can't do it. She wants and needs her DVR too badly, and she's always got a full drive of shows to watch. But she could save so much money each month.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (L2ZTs)

159 Chris Wallace isn't a Christian, yet demands a free pass to lecture why churches should remain closed. And he does that on a "conservative" channel. The second people admit that, everything else starts opening up and we can accurately diagnose what is holding us back.
Posted by: trev006 at May 27, 2020 03:31 PM (37rWG)

He's definitely Christian. He's an Episcopalian....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (CqE5x)

160 Chris Wallace should be known as a "legacy journalist" as a tribute to his asshoe father.

Posted by: huerfano at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (9dnxb)

161 Daily Mail says Bill was banging Ghislaine on the Lolita Express

-
It's like chips before they bring out chimichanga.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)

162 I don't have cable, but I do try to watch The Five and Tucker on Youtube. Also I like Lou Dobbs and Maria Bartilomo.

I wish Fox had a decent Internet replay function.

Posted by: rd at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (+0uDE)

163
Ghislaine was not Hillary, Lizzy. She's a nymphomiac. And she brought the young nubiles in there with them, I'm certain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (rCwaK)

164 Sigh all the posers at The Cape are wearing masks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (85Gof)

165 NO ONE is forcing anyone to go to church. So that putz reporters question was ONLY political and a hit job..or he is just stupid, that is also a possibility
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (85Gof)

Embrace the healing power of "AND".

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (H8Bf9)

166 He's definitely Christian. He's an Episcopalian....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (CqE5x)


We're really gonna just let that one sail right over the plate?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (SgjGX)

167 My social pastime now is to read moron threads on AOS and kill NPC feminists in Red Dead 2. 

Is this healthy? I need assurances people. 
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (+dsLj) 

The fact Sadie Adler is a feminist who everyone kisses up to only ALMOST ruins the fact that otherwise she's a sleeper hit character. Kind of wish she was more affectionate with her husband in RDR Online, set before the single player campaign, but that's like criticizing the Mona Lisa.

Posted by: trev006 at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (37rWG)

168 >>It's not that crazy.


No. It's fucking retarded.

No way Bill wasnt Boning those little girls. NONE.

Quick Reminder :

He wasn't getting hummers from Linda Tripp.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (XTaUu)

169 Pluto TV app is a great alternative and it is free.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (k/TB6)

170 "Chris Wallace should be known as a "legacy journalist" as a tribute to his asshoe father."

No fair.

Posted by: Luke Russert at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (m/Gc2)

171 Trump will not forget.
Posted by: Infidel

Sleepy Jeff Sessions found that out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)

172 kill NPC feminists in Red Dead 2.
that mission where you have to drive the wagon full of protesting suffragettes? driving it straight off a bridge is particularly satisfying

Posted by: brak at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (cG+eD)

173 Isn't Episcopalian the modern-day version of the church Henry VIII founded?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)

174 My mom in particular just can't do it. She wants and needs her DVR too badly, and she's always got a full drive of shows to watch. But she could save so much money each month.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (L2ZTs)
+++++++++++++
Get a standalone over-the-air DVR or a Plex server with a TV tuner. DVR for OTA broadcast is a solved problem. Just search for "OTA DVR." There are tons of reviews of various pieces of hardware.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (hYcqw)

175 Tuca clips on youtube are all his show is. 4 minutes per segment. 3 minutes of which is some liberal lying to me. Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: nip at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (Izot6)

176 So, all dogs that have been in quarantine can not be released to their owners.

-->

So, all dogs that have been in quarantine can NOW be released to their owners.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (lL5UZ)

177 Is Paul F'ing Ryan part of the "Brain Room"?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (7Fj9P)

178 I found a shortcut to copying what I want to copy!

It's Ctrl+A!

Let's give it a shot...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:24 PM


* sotto voice *

Let's substitute Covenant for what TJM wants to copy, and see if he notices ...

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (DMUuz)

179 T minus one hour. Go for launch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (sWM8x)

180 Joe, will they record one show while you watch another?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (L2ZTs)

181 Go for launch!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

182 Doug, in the capsule: "Bob and I are go for launch"

Awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)

183 Isn't Episcopalian the modern-day version of the church Henry VIII founded?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)

I have a feeling if old Henry VIII came back today and saw what his Church became, he'd run back to Rome.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (CqE5x)

184 Let's see, a Flight of Fresh Kobe Grade Sliders or a 3 Week Old Arby's Roast Beef Sammich?


Flight of Fresh Kobe Grade Sliders?

...

3 Week Arby's Old Roast Beef Sammich?

...

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (XTaUu)

185 Milt Rombley has Tweeted his support of Murderin' Joe and his murdered intern's widower.
Fuck these fucks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (7Fj9P)

186 Joe, will they record one show while you watch another?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:34 PM (L2ZTs)
+++++++++++
Some (maybe most) can, yes. It depends on how many tuners. You'd want a dual-tuner model (can tune two frequencies at once).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)

187 OANN and Newsmax aren't too bad. Definitely better than FOX. It's hilarious leftists think FOX News is conservative. The commentators sometimes are, but the news division? Not so much.

*******************

The mindless mantra is endless, as soon as you espouse anything remotely resembling a conservative the retort is "oh stop watching FAUX News"

Oh haha how hilarious and clever, it was so funny the first 500,000 times I heard this shit too.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Anime Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (+dsLj)

188 182 Doug, in the capsule: "Bob and I are go for launch"

Awesome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)

cool

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:36 PM (lL5UZ)

189 I read that as we are a go for lunch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2020 03:36 PM (r+sAi)

190 He's definitely Christian. He's an Episcopalian....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (CqE5x)

Is that in a biography? I searched for "Chris Wallace religion" and got no indication he even goes to church.

Posted by: trev006 at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (37rWG)

191 175 Tuca clips on youtube are all his show is. 4 minutes per segment. 3 minutes of which is some liberal lying to me. Rinse, repeat.

This is true.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (+7yf7)

192 Milt Rombley has Tweeted his support of Murderin' Joe and his murdered intern's widower.
Fuck these fucks.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (7Fj9P)

Are you serious??

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)

193 >>I read that as we are a go for lunch.


I kinda don't want Arby's though...

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (XTaUu)

194 Milt Rombley has Tweeted his support of Murderin' Joe and his murdered intern's widower.
Fuck these fucks.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2020 03:35 PM (7Fj9P)
++++++++++
And it works on some people. I have a friend who is fairly conservative (not socially, but fiscally and "small government") who *hates* Trump because of his temperament and language. He is in the "I won't vote for a Democrat, but I won't vote for Trump" camp.

I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw)

195 There is no conservative channel but
FOX is creating a vacuum that will soon
be filled.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (irh87)

196 are the astronauts wearing masks and properly socially distanced?

Posted by: Karen at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (cG+eD)

197 Shouldn't you just stand there and take it all over your face like the other press secretaries?

Posted by: Chris Wallace inside voice at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (yshFD)

198 >>It's not that crazy. Cleopatra wasn't the hottest gal around, but knew how to control men. And Clinton strikes me as the type whose ego she could stroke.


Not that I consider Bill particularly discriminating, but they called his dalliances "bimbo eruptions" for a reason.

When he was in the WH he wasn't screwing his highly credentialed female cabinet members/West Wing consultants (there were a few who were attractive, IIRC), he was screwing the busty young intern and actresses.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

199 That all sounds very Daily Mail-ish, Piers-chasing-headlines-ish.

But I really would not object to seeing DiBlasio wiped off the face of the Earth.

Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (8erNz)

200 Doug, in the capsule: "Bob and I are go for launch"


--

don't they know all of the restaurants are closed?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (kA3Cp)

201 Tucker must throw up in his mouth every time he passes Wallace in the hallway.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (NVYyb)

202 The mindless mantra is endless, as soon as you espouse anything remotely resembling a conservative the retort is "oh stop watching FAUX News"

Oh haha how hilarious and clever, it was so funny the first 500,000 times I heard this shit too.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Anime Boom Boom Doll

NPCs gotta NPC.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)

203 "185 Milt Rombley has Tweeted his support of Murderin' Joe and his murdered intern's widower."

Of course he did.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (H8QX8)

204 Isn't Episcopalian the modern-day version of the church Henry VIII founded?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)


Troo dat.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (y7DUB)

205
Is that in a biography? I searched for "Chris Wallace religion" and got no indication he even goes to church.
Posted by: trev006 at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (37rWG)

I heard him say it once when he was being interviewed.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (CqE5x)

206 >> but knew how to control men. And Clinton strikes me as the type whose ego she could stroke.

Bingo. From what I've read about Ghislaine, the woman has skills, and knows how to use them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:38 PM (rCwaK)

207 I read that as we are a go for lunch.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2020 03:36 PM (r+sAi)
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HA! I doubt it. I imagine "rocket ride into space" is not something I would want to do on a full stomache.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:38 PM (hYcqw)

208 Joe, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:38 PM (L2ZTs)

209 Sure, sure. He was on a private luxury jet surrounded by nubile teens DTF and he went for the, uh, handsome older British lady who was Epstein's own Hillary, if you will. Totally see that. Makes perfect sense.

*EYE ROLL*
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

yes, we all know how discerning Bill is.

Posted by: l'il ben at May 27, 2020 03:38 PM (nFwvY)

210 Fox and others that hide the punishment they mete out for going off narrative show what is called "Consciousness of guilt". They KNOW they're censoring the reporter and they KNOW that's not what journalists and news organizations are supposed to do and that they are allowed a special place in the constitution by name for that reason.

And they KNOW they no longer deserve that special place.

Thus they hide their corporate manipulation/censorship/propaganda.

And yes because then people might finally realize who is actually running the DNC as Ace said. I long wondered how much they enjoyed some of their previous attempts and successes at manipulating the news to the detriment of certain people. And whether they allowed that power to go to there head.

And it's obvious that it has. They do have a willing participant in all this and it was warned about when this organization was formed. The CIA (or any intelligence gathering org) has a special power of manipulation because they are charged with manipulating other country's perception and soon they realize it's pretty easy to manipulate their own.

Most of the past Russian leaders (as is Putin) came from the Spy Agencies. We've had a few known ourselves. But what a lot of those folks really like is to be the power behind the throne so that no one knows who they are and what they do.

Oh and BTW, the spy agencies all have huge budgets and a lot of black money that isn't well accounted for and this can warp the direction of a person in charge or the agency itself. All that money for their own use and it's tempting I'm sure to try and enlarge that pot by manipulating the markets with news and leaks.

The question isn't whether it goes on. The question is can we continue with it the way it is and what if anything can be done about it.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (uin19)

211 I wonder if it is at all unnerving to be riding in "Demo 2" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (hYcqw)

212 (last thread)
Here is my theory, prove me wrong.

The dems want to keep blacks poor and under their thumb because they are the perfect poster child for whatever progressive program they want to push.

(by "poster child", I mean it in the original sense of sufferer who elicits sympathy and helps to make people think emotionally and not logically because,.... just look at their face!)

They can't use poor, or drug addicts, or immigrants because they have a certain amount of responsibility for their position. Children are not ideal because they have parents. (Orphans were a godsend, but sadly they are hard to find nowadays.) Physical and mentally disabled work, but only in limited cases. Gays and trans don't work as victims because they are too damn weird, and if they didn't act so weird and freaky no one would bother them. Women work as victims in a pinch, but 1/2 the population are women and so they know better, and the other half know women and know that many are not victims and for those that are it is mostly not society's fault, but the fault of the men in their lives.

But blacks -- They are ideal. They are discriminated against, they were brought to the country without their consent (or their ancestors were.) They are the perfect victim.

So, you want mail in voting to facilitate voter fraud?
Trot out the images of the 90yo black woman who is too crippled with arthritis from scrubbing floors and can't get to the polls!

You want more money for teachers union? Trot out the statistics on inner city schools

You want abortion on demand? Trot out the numbers on poor rural and urban communities and how their lives would be "ruined" with a child.

Anything you want, you can use blacks as the victim and that is priceless to the dems.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (LWu6U)

213 Rickl did teach me 9 out of 10 lauches are usually a bust. But the one you see is exciting.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (ZCEU2)

214 Did the astronauts have space food sticks and tang before climbing into the capsule?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (Xrf6t)

215 Isn't Episcopalian the modern-day version of the church Henry VIII founded?
====================
The American Episcopal Church is largely disconnected from the Anglican Church in England. I was raised in the Episcopal Church. Occasionally there would be a guest priest with a cool British or Scottish accent, who had lots of funny, charming stories at the start of the homily, but that was pretty much the extent of it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (7Fj9P)

216 Launch time: 4:33 PM EST

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (irh87)

217 JoeF, Henry would try to buy indulgences from Rome so he could murder Meghan Markle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (L2ZTs)

218 Rickl did teach me 9 out of 10 lauches are usually a bust. But the one you see is exciting.
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:39 PM (ZCEU2)
+++++++++
Yup. And if this one is a bust, I'll tune back in this weekend.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)

219 Fox Bidness in the morning is conservative as well. Stuart Varner is yuugely pro Trump. In the afternoon its a mixed bag. Still 200000% better than CNbC though.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (kiC/Z)

220 >>Launch time: 4:33 PM EST


Why not just wait for Dinner?

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (XTaUu)

221 Today I announce my sad feelings about the state of the Republican Party and thank Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer for their great support of classic American values, especially the values of which Barack Obama spoke so movingly in support.

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (NVYyb)

222 I'm watching over at Time (Magazine, I guess).

And there was a nice little commentary. And now dead air!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb3p8t9b

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (lL5UZ)

223 Why not just wait for Dinner?
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (XTaUu)
++++++++++++
I think the launch window is dictated by traffic and position of the ISS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)

224 Did the astronauts have space food sticks and tang before climbing into the capsule?
=====================
Nope, but they smoked a fatty w/Elon and Grimes before liftoff.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (7Fj9P)

225 I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.

I understand his position. I cringe at 2/3 of Trump's tweets. Yes, I do.

But (a) his policies have hit the mark (b) a lot of his people (sorry Jeff!) have done so as well and (c) look at the alternatives.

Back in the day we knew our enemies, and we embraced Stalin as the enemy of those enemies.

Trump isn't Stalin, but our enemies are still our enemies.

Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (8erNz)

226 More than a few years ago, I watched a space shuttle launch from the periscope of a nuclear powered submarine. And smartphones hadn't even been invented yet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)

227 Every social welfare program is worth thousands of government bureaucrat jobs.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (ZCEU2)

228 173 Isn't Episcopalian the modern-day version of the church Henry VIII founded?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)

That's Church of England, and the Episcopalian Church is the American Branch, separated at the time of the Revolution. A couple years ago they were spending a majority of their yearly budget suing their own churches, because some wanted to break away.

I have some very good Episcopal friends, and from that i know there are many honest and faithful Episcopalians and I do not want to rag on them too much. But still, an old southern joke has always rung true: What do you call a Baptist who comes into a million dollars? An Episcopalian. It's always been THE Church of the Wealthy and the Privileged, and it has always reflected the values of the Wealthy and Privileged class. David French is a perfect example of a modern Episcopal pharisee, contemptuous of every other Christian who isn't as high on the Social Ladder as he perceives himself to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

229 "185 Milt Rombley has Tweeted his support of Murderin' Joe and his murdered intern's widower.
Fuck these fucks."

That should inspire Trump to rat fuck Murderin' Joe the rest of the day about the 28-year-old intern whose official cause of death was heart disease.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (puu6v)

230 204 Isn't Episcopalian the modern-day version of the church Henry VIII founded?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:33 PM (L2ZTs)
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Well, In Name Only. As a functional matter, it's essentially upper-crust Unitarianism these days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (dfRN6)

231 221 Today I announce my sad feelings about the state of the Republican Party and thank Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer for their great support of classic American values, especially the values of which Barack Obama spoke so movingly in support.
Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (NVYyb)

==========

Uncontrolled executive power is a Republican value to a surprising number of Republicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (UWqZJ)

232 >Chris Wallace should be known as a "legacy journalist" as a tribute to his asshoe father.



like Flounder at Delta House

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (iTXRQ)

233 Ghislaine stroked his ego if nothing else.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (irh87)

234 ...
But (a) his policies have hit the mark (b) a lot of his people (sorry Jeff!) have done so as well and (c) look at the alternatives.
...
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (8erNz)
++++++++++
This is the route I am taking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (hYcqw)

235 Today I announce my sad feelings about the state of the Republican Party and thank Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer for their great support of classic American values, especially the values of which Barack Obama spoke so movingly in support.

***********

Many thanks again to Utah for continuing to send us your best and brightest.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Anime Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (+dsLj)

236 Michael Imperioli ("Christopher") and Steve Schirripa ("Bobby Baccaliere") from The Sopranos have been doing podcasts during lockdown called "Talkin' Sopranos" where they put up a new episode each Sunday discussing The Sopranos episodes in order. Sometimes they have guests, like the actors who played Jackie Jr, and Meadow and so forth.

A lot of kind of "inside baseball" Hollywood stuff. Schirippa's actual father was a mobster, and Imperioli has worked with anybody and everybody, so they get off on some interesting tangents. A good lockdown timewaster. I know some 'rons would like it so thought I'd recommend.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (+7yf7)

237 do you think Bill was banging girls younger than his daughter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Kayleigh McEnany is being a wise guy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2020 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

239 "I understand his position. I cringe at 2/3 of Trump's tweets. Yes, I do."


Not me. I love his tweets. Trump has never made me cringe.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 27, 2020 03:42 PM (H8QX8)

240 I would like to be launched into space with Melania as my co-pilot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)

241 All Great Teachers of the past have agreed that the first step toward Enlightenment is Purging oneself of Impurities.

I'm well on my way, then.

Posted by: Joseph Biden at May 27, 2020 03:43 PM (DMUuz)

242 225 I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.


your friend is a useful idiot

Posted by: l'il ben at May 27, 2020 03:43 PM (nFwvY)

243 Tom, Zombie and others, thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:43 PM (L2ZTs)

244 do you think Bill was banging girls younger than his daughter?

He was banging Chelsea's nanny when Chelsea was young.


But....he has been all over the board.


He gave Marc Rich a pardon for some money and some Mrs Marc Rich....but mostly Mrs Marc Rich who was no spring chicken though still very good looking.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (WdocV)

245 yes, we all know how discerning Bill is.
Posted by: l'il ben

Living or dead mammals plus knotholes in trees.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)

246 What set Trump off on this recent firefight with Scarborough?

Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (/j6t3)

247 yes, we all know how discerning Bill is.

Posted by: l'il ben


Right? He almost always insists they be alive. Or at least not in an advanced stage of decomposition.


So, you know, Hillary and Pelosi are out.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (T6t7i)

248 FoxNews' leftist Chris Wallace has the same "lack of curiousity at play" about Obama's crimes and his coup.
........

Can't go after Obama. That would be racist.

Posted by: Piss Wallace at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

249 194 I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (hYcqw)

===========

Send him daily quotes from Andrew Jackson and LBJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (UWqZJ)

250 Wallace. Gutfeld. Knives and pocket chainsaws out.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (9PtLS)

251 >>>I would like to be launched into space with Melania as my co-pilot.


And populate Mars.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (AFSld)

252 228 173 But still, an old southern joke has always rung true: What do you call a Baptist who comes into a million dollars? An Episcopalian.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

Also, whenever two or three are gathered together, there will always be a fifth.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (lL5UZ)

253 Not me. I love his tweets. Trump has never made me cringe. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 27, 2020 03:42 PM (H8QX

*********

The only time Trump's tweets made me cringe was...

I can't remember.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (+dsLj)

254 When he was in the WH he wasn't screwing his highly credentialed female cabinet members/West Wing consultants (there were a few who were attractive, IIRC), he was screwing the busty young intern and actresses.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)

He may have been a lecherous scoundrel, but he wasn't stupid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

255
Right now, I think Bill's banging days are over -- don't think he could stain a blue dress anymore, maybe just dribble on it.

But back in his hay day, he'd bang anything. He'd fuck a snake, and would even fuck a rock pile if he thought a snake was hiding in it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (rCwaK)

256 246 What set Trump off on this recent firefight with Scarborough?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2020 03:44 PM (/j6t3)

==========

I like the idea that it's a small front in the counter-Russian collusion war.

Joe played a large part in pushing the collusion narrative, and Trump is putting similar pressure on Joe as Joe tried to put on Trump.

It won't be worth a footnote in the history books, but it's putting his enemy on the defensive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (UWqZJ)

257 I'm probably wrong, but it's always seemed to me that Catholics are the most grounded Christians in America, at least these days.

Wonder what it is about their church that makes it so, or at least seem so to me. Maybe that their church is full of everyone from the poorest to the wealthiest.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (L2ZTs)

258 237
do you think Bill was banging girls younger than his daughter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Well, if you take Chelsie Hubbell's current age is 40 -- I'd say he was banging like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (N39Ws)

259 Cut your cable. Stop paying CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ABC, CBS... stop paying them!

I get OANN for $5/mo on ROKU, I have netflix, amazon, philo, and free stuff like Pluto.TV. I have more than I can watch. I don't pay ANY cable news channels. Ever!

Posted by: Frankie Lee at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (7YqDN)

260 Looking it up Denise Rich was around 50 when she was Bill Clinton's "reward"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (WdocV)

261 Did the astronauts have space food sticks and tang before climbing into the capsule?


No tang. They've been under quarantine with no conjugal visits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (gd9RK)

262 217 JoeF, Henry would try to buy indulgences from Rome so he could murder Meghan Markle.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Henry II would have done the murdering first and then worked on setting a price for the indulgence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)

263 237 nurse ratched I would believe anything about Bill.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)

264 >>>do you think Bill was banging girls younger than his daughter?


I'd say he was banging "his daughter" but she's too ugly for Bill.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (AFSld)

265 SpaceX isn't old enough to drink and they're about to men in space. And the first Dragon (from which the current generation is derived) started design in 2004.

16 years from the drawing board to putting a man into space, for a development cost of around a billion dollars (half SpaceX, half NASA, or thereabouts), including the rocket.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (hYcqw)

266 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

The Westward Movement:

Baptists walked
Methodists waited until there were stage coaches
Episcopalians waited for the train.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (irh87)

267 261 Did the astronauts have space food sticks and tang before climbing into the capsule?

No tang. They've been under quarantine with no conjugal visits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (gd9RK)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (lL5UZ)

268 263 237 nurse ratched I would believe anything about Bill.
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)

==========

That he's a loyal husband and lover to Hillary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (UWqZJ)

269 What is Tesla launching into orbit again?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

270 I would like to be launched into space with Melania as my co-pilot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)
.........

Any aliens you encounter will be very impressed.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

271 Tom, LOL.

"I had to kill her! Elizabeth II is too nice!!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (L2ZTs)

272 >>do you think Bill was banging girls younger than his daughter?


Regularly. Yes.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (jim/W)

273 do you think Bill was banging girls younger than his daughter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (d7Ww2)

================
Only if no other girls were available

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (NVYyb)

274 Go for propellant load.

Posted by: filbert at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (NiXyF)

275 Speaking of journalism, yesterday I was told some juicy gossip about on of our local reporters and newsroom, and it confirms everything you might imagine.

Because the gossip was told with the promise of keeping it secret, I can't reveal actual names of people or publications, but most of them you wouldn't know anyway, so I'll just keep it nameless.

Basically:

There a local news media publication, and little by little it has been getting woker and woker in its daily coverage of all issues. However, they have one reporter on staff that everyone praises as the star of the whole publication -- reports on issues that people actually care actual (instead of leftist-narrative garbage stories all their other reporters do), and is actually incisive, unbiased, fast and interactive -- responds to all questions in the comment section, frequently updates all stories, etc. And she has now won two journalism prizes for her writing (in her category).

But all around her, the whole publication is just becoming a steaming garbage heap of hyper-woke SJW fake news. Commenters frequently say, "Keep the good reporter and fire everyone else! She's the only thing that gives this publication any credibility!"

Well, turns out that she is a friend of my friend's husband (also in journalism), and a few days ago she went on a long rant in a private conversation with him (later repeated to his wife, who then told me in confidence) that she feels "totally out of place" at the publication now and that the new young SJW hires are furiously trying to push her out the door, for not toeing the leftist line. No one speaks to her in the office any more, the editors act dismissive toward her, and also the site moderators will inexplicably delete positive/complimentary comments she gets, but leave online all the insults and slander directed at her.

She's thinking of leaving because the situation is becoming intolerable, but there are no other journalism jobs to go to, so she doesn't know what to do any more.

I bet this exactly situation is happening and has been happening for years in newsrooms all over the country. There isn't a heads-on-spikes communist revolution, but instead a constant drip drip drip of leftist attitudes creeping in and becoming dominant, until you are "otherized" for not being part of that hive mind, until all the last high-quality old-timers just quit or retire in disgust, and the takeover is complete.

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (N9G0H)

276 What is Tesla launching into orbit again?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (CQ3Qb)
+++++++++++
Men.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)

277 T minus 45 minutes

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (lL5UZ)

278 Look at the beautiful blue sky rolling in!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)

279 Episcopalians waited for the train.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (irh87)

===============
And a decent bartender

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (NVYyb)

280 I'd love to launch with Melania in space, but she'd probably just launch me out of the airlock.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (+dsLj)

281 Note to self, I really need to start saving certain phone numbers as proper contacts...

Praying for the astronauts due to launch.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (OUMaO)

282 She might have added: Despite your furious demands to be recognized as such, You are not an elite aristocracy with greater rights than mere citizens.

I would add, they are mostly low life's with very little intellect, wisdom or curiosity. They are just chasing the $buck. That is it. "Elite aristocracy" was saturated with irrelevant airheads who simply became "elite aristocracy" by birthright. Same here.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (Saar8)

283 I cant figure out which is more dazzling, Kayleigh's rapier wit against the "journalists", her sparkling eyes and smile, or her enormous diamond ring.

She's a national treasure.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (fMhOl)

284 277 T minus 45 minutes
Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (lL5UZ)

I wonder if they get bored sitting there waiting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)

285 Walkway moved away. Fuel loading starting

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

286 Any journalistic curiosity about that?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 at May 27, 2020 03:19 PM (+dsLj)

What? Ask a question that might expose the corruption in the WHO?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (JpUbE)

287 >>> I'd love to launch with Melania in space, but she'd probably just launch me out of the airlock.


Then nuke you from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (AFSld)

288 Retracting the tunnel! Propellant load is being prepped! W00t! Weather clearance is pending, but they're getting ready.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (hYcqw)

289 284 277 T minus 45 minutes
Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (lL5UZ)

I wonder if they get bored sitting there waiting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)

===========

"What if they need to pee?!"
-Alan Shephard

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)

290 T-Minus 43 minutes...I'm getting excited!!!

I know. Phrasing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (+7yf7)

291 Live! SpaceX's first crewed mission! NASA, SpaceX to Launch First Astronauts to Space Station from U.S. Since 2011. A new era of human spaceflight is set to begin as American astronauts once again launch on an American rocket from American soil to the International Space Station as part of NASA's Commercial Crew Program. NASA astronauts Robert Behnken and Douglas Hurley will fly on SpaceX's Crew Dragon spacecraft, lifting off on a Falcon 9 rocket at 4:33 p.m. EDT May 27, from Launch Complex 39A in Florida, for an extended stay at the space station for the Demo-2 mission. The specific duration of the mission is to be determined.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (lL5UZ)

292 Wallace of Wallace and Gromit > Chris Wallace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (+y/Ru)

293 I have some very good Episcopal friends, and from that i know there are many honest and faithful Episcopalians and I do not want to rag on them too much.

Why? As a former alter boy acolyte I can guarantee you that except for a few breakaway Anglican Communion sects they're deserving of Hellfire and eternal damnation.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (y7DUB)

294 I wonder if they get bored sitting there waiting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)
+++++++++++++
I very much doubt it. I imagine that cornholes are properly puckered for next two hours...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (hYcqw)

295 I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.

I understand his position. I cringe at 2/3 of Trump's tweets. Yes, I do.

Posted by: JEM



Because getting your dick sucked in the Oval Office is sooooo presidential.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (W2taJ)

296 ok the big swing arm thing just swung back from the rocket

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (iTXRQ)

297 270 I would like to be launched into space with Melania as my co-pilot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)
.........

Any aliens you encounter will be very impressed.
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

Yes, let me be the first to welcome our new Earth Alien Overlords.

Posted by: Martian after meeting Melania at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (NgKpN)

298 276
What is Tesla launching into orbit again?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

+++++++++++

Men.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)

No they aren't, actually. Is this a joke that I'm just not in on? I haven't been able to read here for a while, just thought I'd correct an embarrassing error in the sidebar. But if it's an inside joke then OK.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

299 I wonder if they get bored sitting there waiting.

Posted by: Jordan61


"Shouldn't have had that last cup of coffee."

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (T6t7i)

300 I have some very good Episcopal friends, and from that i know there are many honest and faithful Episcopalians and I do not want to rag on them too much. But still, an old southern joke has always rung true: What do you call a Baptist who comes into a million dollars? An Episcopalian.

That was true, once upon a time.

I'm an Episcopalian. The Church is in a bit of a pickle. It's been shrinking for a while. The embrace of gay clergy chased away a whole lot of parishioners and a lot of money though that wasn't a factor for me UNTIL it became a controlling element in the Church.

Our own priest is loony-left and I'm not sure why I still bother. Family has gone off to another Protestant church, reasons related more to social connections than liturgy or politics. I will probably be out in a year.

Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (8erNz)

301 War on all fronts; germs., media, schools, pussyfying relegions, deep state, deep state in your state, medical, economical, and yet to use heavy metal.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (9PtLS)

302 >>Any aliens you encounter will be very impressed.

I don't want to brag but yes, alien chicks find me sexy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

303 265 SpaceX isn't old enough to drink and they're about to men in space. And the first Dragon (from which the current generation is derived) started design in 2004.

16 years from the drawing board to putting a man into space, for a development cost of around a billion dollars (half SpaceX, half NASA, or thereabouts), including the rocket.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (hYcqw)


A female FOX personality said her dad was a NASA engineer. Dad said, we built rockets from airplane parts.

I can see that - stuck in a rut.
Cellphones arrived because some kid was fascinated with Star Trek walkie talkies.

Built from the imagination up.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (irh87)

304 >> Propellant load is being prepped!


Always.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (jim/W)

305 I wonder if they get bored sitting there waiting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)

Elon hooked them up with some edibles. They're flyin already man!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (+7yf7)

306 No, the proud alumnus of Goucher College is busy on Twitter trolling people and showing what a tough masculine man he is.
Posted by: ace at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

Does that rhyme with "sloucher" or "doucher"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (JpUbE)

307 No they aren't, actually. Is this a joke that I'm just not in on? I haven't been able to read here for a while, just thought I'd correct an embarrassing error in the sidebar. But if it's an inside joke then OK.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)
+++++++
Oh, right. I forgot about the sidebar oops

/me wanders off in shame

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw)

308 I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.

I understand his position. I cringe at 2/3 of Trump's tweets. Yes, I do.

Posted by: JEM



Because getting your dick sucked in the Oval Office is sooooo presidential.
====

Yep. Just like farming out an intern to blow all your friends...while you watch!

Posted by: JFK at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

309 "What if they need to pee?!"
-Alan Shephard
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 03:49 PM (UWqZJ)
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Didn't I tell you kids to take care of that BEFORE we left the house??!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (dfRN6)

310 cut the cord
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (iTXRQ)


We cut the cord...got rid of the satellite TV back when the Packers made it to the Superbowl the last time. Damn, that was a long time ago.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (uRfeO)

311 @tomselliott

.@JoeBiden: Trump not wearing a mask "reminds me of the guys that I grew up with playing ball. They would walk around with a ball in their hand but they didn't like to hit very much."


Wut?

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y8h9uqoe

Posted by: Grammie Tami at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (cF8AT)

312 Tesla makes shit cars. SpaceX is the rocket company. Totally separate entities.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

313 From all the 60's launches to the demise of the Challenger in 86. I'm praying for safety of all.

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (sNpqr)

314 To be fair Chris Wallace is middling level skeeve as far as journalists go. But definitely top 1% of smarmy, journalists or other catagory.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (1g7ch)

315 >>I don't want to brag but yes, alien chicks find me sexy.


It's your third nipple. Makes them feel less awkward.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (jim/W)

316 Is Elon gonna show up?

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (lL5UZ)

317 Godspeed, Space Monkeys!

Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on

Posted by: Fritz at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (95j/9)

318 >>I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.


He is a disruptive force, the anti-W Bush.
His jarring communication style is breaking through the MSM total message control precisely because it is to unpredictable and different from any other politician we've ever seen.

You have to take the bad with the good that comes with that. The guy who is willing to mock Mika's facelift (cringe) is also the guy who captures the attention of most of the country's LIVs (who may love him or hate him). He gets through, and he is destroying, the tiny bit of space the Democrats/MSM had carved out for "polite conversation" of political issues. He does this by refusing to submit to their approved words and ideas on the most important issues, including immigration, trade deals, freedom of religion, and so on. He fights back, which is not pretty.

Another W or Romney, polite and polished, would not get Trump's results. Hell, they wouldn't want Trump's results.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

319 Not me. I love his tweets. Trump has never made me cringe. Posted by: Dan Smoot's

That sidebar Coulter podcast hit home for me. I have mixed feeling about Coulter (of course) but I do wish Trump would do some of the things he tweets saying they need to be done. I am also bothered by all the GS people in the admin, and the handling of the financial side of the whuhan flu was horrendous. Finally, there is a lot more he could be doing on immigration and Coulter mentioned all that.

He is by far better than any president since Reagan, though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (LWu6U)

320 I have a girl crush on this chick!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (dUJdY)

321 JEM, sounds like ELCA.
My own family's Lutheran church lost a lot of parishioners when it got a gay pastor, although he never seemed too strident.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (L2ZTs)

322 Pretty dark clouds around the launch pad

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (N39Ws)

323
Is this when Elon is gonna send a Tesla car into Space, or did he do that, already?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (4NTzz)

324 Spacely Sprockets.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (+7yf7)

325 306
No, the proud alumnus of Goucher College is busy on Twitter trolling people and showing what a tough masculine man he is.

Posted by: ace at May 27, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)



Does that rhyme with "sloucher" or "doucher"?



Moocher.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (T6t7i)

326 I wish rickl could see this launch.
It's getting dusty here.

Posted by: Pelosi's Filthy Fingers at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (a1s18)

327 sure is a handsome capsule

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (9PtLS)

328 This is so exciting!

May the Lord be with the astronauts.

Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (PisyI)

329 Men.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (hYcqw)

No they aren't, actually. Is this a joke that I'm just not in on? I haven't been able to read here for a while, just thought I'd correct an embarrassing error in the sidebar. But if it's an inside joke then OK.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

Bob and Doug aren't getting launched?

Someone better tell them to get the hell out of the capsule then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

330 Love Kayleigh's shtick:

Part Harvard Law professor dressing down shit-for-brains first year law students;
Part stand-up comic fucking with a heckler;
Part perky kindergarten teacher

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (9TdxA)

331 "Journalism is a great and noble profession,..."
___________________________

"If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast."

"I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are."

Posted by: Gen. William Sherman at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (lhpkw)

332 creeping in and becoming dominant, until you are "otherized" for not being part of that hive mind, until all the last high-quality old-timers just quit or retire in disgust, and the takeover is complete.
====
It's worked so well for us in other institutions. Why not keep doing it?

Posted by: Long March Leader at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (yshFD)

333 It must take long, arduous education and training to become a clueless, condescending, clown called a journalist.

Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (AMIL/)

334 From previous thread
122 NASA director just said that the long view of this launch is to use flights to the ISS as only a stepping stone to private space stations for purely commercial use, and called out pharmaceuticals as a key use case and that he doesn't want government to "be both on the demand and supply side" of space

=====
Now that's how an American talks.
So nice to have agencies run by Americans instead of Democrats.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (d6mdH)

335 >>It's your third nipple. Makes them feel less awkward.

And the prehensile tail. I can wag that bad boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

336 276
What is Tesla launching into orbit again?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

Brian, go here:

291

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (lL5UZ)

337 rocket glitter

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (9PtLS)

338 256 Thanks. I do not ever watch Joe only see clips on here or other online sites. I know he is off the rails with BS on Trump but did not know the full story.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (/j6t3)

339 327 sure is a handsome capsule

Yep! I like.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (+7yf7)

340 No they aren't, actually. Is this a joke that I'm just not in on? I haven't been able to read here for a while, just thought I'd correct an embarrassing error in the sidebar. But if it's an inside joke then OK.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


Uh, yes, they very much are.

https://youtu.be/Aymrnzianf0

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (OUMaO)

341 No they aren't, actually. Is this a joke that I'm just not in on? I haven't been able to read here for a while, just thought I'd correct an embarrassing error in the sidebar. But if it's an inside joke then OK.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (CQ3Qb)


Rejected AoSHQ taglines: "Every normal man must be tempted at times to make obscure jests, raise the black flag and begin obscure movie quotes!"

Posted by: filbert at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (NiXyF)

342 launch escape system armed

sounds like they're going to fly rain or no

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (iTXRQ)

343
Read about the Mystery of the Floating Turd during one of the Apollo Missions. The Apollo Space Defecation system wasn't too sophisticated. It consisted of basically a plastic bag.

All three astronauts denied it was there's. It was a great mystery.

These are things they didn't tell you about on TV.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (rCwaK)

344 316 Is Elon gonna show up?
Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (lL5UZ)
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Only his hologram. He's already beamed himself aboard the ISS.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

345
Fox News is a curious case. Their product is shit. It has always been shit. Even in context of the rest of our execrable cable news media, it's of noticeably lower quality.

Their people are so low-grade, that I'm surprised they can finish complete sentences between Crossfit sessions and appointments with the hair stylist. It's like the cable news version of Balls' Models from Zoolander.

But they've been #1 for quite awhile, on the strength of precisely one strategy: being the only right-of-center news outlet in the United States.

Rupert Murdoch rightly perceived that he could serve up the very thinnest of gruel - an thoughtless, cheap, trashy product - and make a gazillion dollars by serving a yuuuuge and utterly ignored mass-market.

And they are knifing that golden goose right in the neck. It's bewildering.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (h6CJG)

346 Bob and Doug aren't getting launched?



Someone better tell them to get the hell out of the capsule then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

Not by Tesla, no. At least for their sake they better hope not.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (CQ3Qb)

347 Tesla makes shit cars. SpaceX is the rocket company. Totally separate entities.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:51 PM (CQ3Qb)
++++++++++++
I know. I missed the joke. I never understood why he does both. I have long thought that SpaceX was the way more exciting part of his enterprises. Making cars at high cost and low quality but for bragging rights strikes me as sort of pointless, while putting men and equipment into orbit for low cost always struck me as a way better vanity project.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (hYcqw)

348 301 War on all fronts; germs., media, schools, pussyfying relegions, deep state, deep state in your state, medical, economical, and yet to use heavy metal.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2020 03:50 PM (9PtLS)


Doc talking about the affects Wuhan was going have on the way they conducted business in the future.

I said, this will pass.

He was shocked.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (irh87)

349 Yud, funny how no one seems to miss Bill O'Reilly that much.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (L2ZTs)

350 333
It must take long, arduous education and training to become a clueless, condescending, clown called a journalist.


Some are just born to it. Naturals. See Wallace, Chris.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (T6t7i)

351 I would like to be launched into space with Melania as my co-pilot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2020 03:42 PM (ZLI7S)
.......

In a Barbarella outfit?

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

352 Rocket pretty. Rocket suits dorky. This has been bothering me all day.

The Russians are going to mock them when the get to the Space Station and take their lunch money.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (gd9RK)

353 Read about the Mystery of the Floating Turd
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Please tell me it's hanging in the Air and Space Museum.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

354 342 launch escape system armed

sounds like they're going to fly rain or no
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (iTXRQ)
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I think I heard them say the weather is still a question but trending in right direction.

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

355 heh
he just said thrust and insertion in the same sentence!

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (iTXRQ)

356 Because getting your dick sucked in the Oval Office is sooooo presidential.

___

STOP BRAGGING ON THE INTERNET REGGIE

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (WdocV)

357 In a Barbarella outfit?
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
+++++++
Hopefully nude under her fetching pressure suit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)

358

I haven't been keeping up with this Elon system. It's just to take a ride to LEO and the ISS, right?

Looking at TV, these Elon space suits don't look all that cool. Sort of plain, like big plastic bags.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (rCwaK)

359 Project Veritas has video up of CBS News faking a line of patients getting tested in Michigan and running it on the morning show.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

360 The Russians are going to mock them when the get to the Space Station and take their lunch money.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 03:55 PM (gd9RK)


They can have the lunch money, since we'll no longer be paying to hitch rides on Russian rockets.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (SgjGX)

361 312 Tesla makes shit cars. SpaceX is the rocket company. Totally separate entities.

Actually, Tesla makes damn good cars. Surprisingly enough.

It's a $50K Magic Wand for the spouse. She'll be driving 20mph faster than she ever has in anything else she's ever owned. Go ahead, do it.

Oh, and it's actually built in the US.

Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (8erNz)

362 "Journalism is a great and noble profession."

I disagree with her right there.

Maybe journalism was a great and noble profession. But the impostors now wearing its carcass as a skin-suit are neither great nor noble, but instead cretinous parasites who long ago used up whatever gravitas earlier generations of real journalists ever accumulated.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (N9G0H)

Journalism never was a profession. What it used to be, was a trade, and practitioners learned by apprenticing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (JpUbE)

363 Much like people that want others to call them smart usually are not.
Journalists whom demand they be treated with respect, are not worthy of it.
If you are smart or respectable, people know it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (pw+jk)

364 Check out the 'nauts.

Yeah, it's kicking in.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

365 >>>.@JoeBiden: Trump not wearing a mask "reminds me of the guys that I grew up with playing ball. They would walk around with a ball in their hand but they didn't like to hit very much."


Biden sounds like a fag and his shit's fucked up.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (AFSld)

366 Tribute to Elon Musk, sometimes odd as he may be. Between Tesla and SpaceX these two companies are valued right now at a combined $190 billion and are creating iconic brands. Pretty awesome stuff. Of course, Musk himself is simultaneously busy selling off all his houses, and is apparently planning to live in hotels or tents or something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (NVYyb)

367 I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.

I understand his position. I cringe at 2/3 of Trump's tweets. Yes, I do.

Posted by: JEM

The left not only cringes at Trumps tweets but damn near have a heart attack. Its why I love him.

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (P4Pk9)

368 I haven't been keeping up with this Elon system. It's just to take a ride to LEO and the ISS, right?

Looking at TV, these Elon space suits don't look all that cool. Sort of plain, like big plastic bags.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (rCwaK)
++++++++++++++
This one is a LEO orbiter, yeah. The "heavy" version of the Falcon-9 rocket can do geosynchronous altitude. I don't know if this capsule can go beyond LEO.

And I kinda like the new suits. They look a lot more manageable and comfortable than the bulky ones I am used to seeing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)

369 Tesla makes go-karts. Cars have engines.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (xfb67)

370 WATCH LIVE: SpaceX's 1st astronaut mission! Crew Dragon #DM-2 launch from a truly historic NASA pad

https://tinyurl.com/y76fgyqp

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (lL5UZ)

371 In a Barbarella outfit?


In the opening credits Barbarella outfit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (gd9RK)

372 5 I am working on him, but he *really* hates Trump's style and thinks it so "unpresidential" that it disqualifies him from office.

I understand his position. I cringe at 2/3 of Trump's tweets. Yes, I do.

But (a) his policies have hit the mark (b) a lot of his people (sorry Jeff!) have done so as well and (c) look at the alternatives.

Back in the day we knew our enemies, and we embraced Stalin as the enemy of those enemies.

Trump isn't Stalin, but our enemies are still our enemies.
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 03:41 PM (8erNz)
***********
Trump needs to stop with the Scarborough, Sessions and cringeworthy tweets if he wants to win in Nov.
I had someone send me a text about how frustrated they were with Trump's tweets. He's artillery going to vote for Trump, but I worry about those that won't because of them.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (wiXsO)

373 257 I'm probably wrong, but it's always seemed to me that Catholics are the most grounded Christians in America, at least these days.

Wonder what it is about their church that makes it so, or at least seem so to me. Maybe that their church is full of everyone from the poorest to the wealthiest.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2020 03:45 PM (L2ZTs)

The other group that I would say is the most grounded - and you will be surprised, because you probably don't know many, and they are spread among churches (but concentrated in some) are the true Evangelicals, especially away from the large cities. Since they are always maligned in the press, those who don't see them would never know that they are very multi-racial and always focused on their faith, above all else. I have friends who are devout Pentecostals, and they are not surprised by anything that is going on now; they have always expected Government and the Society at large to despise them and work to try to control them against their wishes.

When you can get away from those who've sold out to Today's Culture, you find a quiet but very firm American resistance to being told what to do by anyone else. To be a true Evangelical today means that you must reject today's culture.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (Kpl3J)

374 ok time to gas up the rocket

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (iTXRQ)

375 I know. I missed the joke. I never understood why he
does both. I have long thought that SpaceX was the way more exciting
part of his enterprises. Making cars at high cost and low quality but
for bragging rights strikes me as sort of pointless, while putting men
and equipment into orbit for low cost always struck me as a way better
vanity project.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (hYcqw)

Musk has nothing to do with SpaceX besides initial funding and private ownership. They know better than to let that lunatic near rocket production.
Tesla vehicles on the other hand...

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (CQ3Qb)

376 Was said at one time Ferrari made road cars to sell so they could race cars.

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCEU2)

377 I just want to point out the astronauts are sitting awfully close to each other and neither are wearing masks.

Posted by: Gov. Karen Whitmer, Demofascist Queen at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (NVYyb)

378 About to start fueling.

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (sNpqr)

379 Their people are so low-grade, that I'm surprised they can finish complete sentences between Crossfit sessions and appointments with the hair stylist.

So, you're not enamored with Ainsley's Earhart's fine interview style?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (dUJdY)

380 They're gassing up!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (hYcqw)

381 I thought this space capsule was brand new and modern... but they've been "preparing" this launch all afternoon. But I don't have to prepare to drive my car (1999 Lexus). I just grab my keys and go. Not impressed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (zqs/f)

382 Journalism is a career path for low intellect low lifes.

Now reporting might have at one time been noble.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (pw+jk)

383 Maria Bartoromo is on at the same time Chris Wallace is on Sunday mornings. She will consistently have better guests, asks serious questions and gets better interviews throughout her program.
None of the crappy panels of liberals to spew deletria either.

Posted by: DanMan at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (XTiHL)

384 Is Elon gonna show up?
Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (lL5UZ)


They've been interviewing a bit today live.

He said he spent a lot of time designing the space suits, for example.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (Saar8)

385 Uh, yes, they very much are.



https://youtu.be/Aymrnzianf0

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (OUMaO)

Tesla? OK, I'll stop now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (CQ3Qb)

386 he just said thrust and insertion in the same sentence!

Dammit, Beavis! Shutup!

Posted by: Butthead at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (ZSK0i)

387 Bob & Doug: "Fill'er up"

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

388 >>>ok time to gas up the rocket



That's what Bill Clinton said.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (AFSld)

389 @JoeBiden: Trump not wearing a mask "reminds me of the guys that I grew
up with playing ball. They would walk around with a ball in their hand
but they didn't like to hit very much."




Is there a translation for this?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (CFq7z)

390 As someone who actually was a reporter in a previous life I see no reason the media should not be subject to pushback.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (ev+Uj)

391 Variety@Variety
'Ghostbusters': All-Female Reboot a Victim of 2016's 'Anti-Hillary Movement,' Says Director Paul Feig

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When he's right, he's right. You people didn't like Mrs. Clinton and didn't like Femo-Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

392 How's Bezos' big blue weenus rocket doing? The Good Shepard?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

393 Trump needs to stop with the Scarborough, Sessions and cringeworthy tweets if he wants to win in Nov.

I don't think the Scarborough ones hurt him any but he went over the top on Sessions. Yeah, Sessions was a jerk about how he handled things and he was wrong but Trump seems to take it more than professionally, he seems really butthurt.

He's been a bit over the top lately and needs to dial it back, I think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

394 She's thinking of leaving because the situation is becoming intolerable, but there are no other journalism jobs to go to, so she doesn't know what to do any more. 

Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:48 PM (N9G0H)

She could do worse than work with Matt Taibbi, who just got out of a very similar situation. It's very much up to her, but some money is better than total cancellation.

Posted by: trev006 at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (37rWG)

395 377
I just want to point out the astronauts are sitting awfully close to each other and neither are wearing masks.


Fortunately, none sit next to Joe Biden.

Posted by: pep at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (T6t7i)

396 Musk has nothing to do with SpaceX besides initial funding and private ownership. They know better than to let that lunatic near rocket production.
Tesla vehicles on the other hand...
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (CQ3Qb)
+++++++++
Eh, I'll give him some credit for this. I am not a huge Musk fan, but he started the company and has guided it well. He doesn't try to micromanage and intervene in design and production, though, like he does with Tesla - almost certainly to SpaceX's incalculable benefit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (hYcqw)

397



Link to Space X launch feed in the sidebar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (s2VJv)

398 It's a $50K Magic Wand for the spouse. She'll be driving 20mph faster than she ever has in anything else she's ever owned. Go ahead, do it.

Oh, and it's actually built in the US.
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (8erNz)


Subsidized by you, the American Taxpayer.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

399 cool launch tower, with the black cladding

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (iTXRQ)

400 I had someone send me a text about how frustrated they were with Trump's tweets. He's artillery going to vote for Trump, but I worry about those that won't because of them.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2020 03:57 PM (wiXsO)

Only 2% of today's voters even know Twitter exists. Twitter is a leftwing cesspool, and it amuses Trump to troll them mercilessly. But what he does or doesn't say there has no impact at all on the votes he'll get. Jobs, now that will have an impact.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

401 I really want this launch to be successful, and immediately afterwards for Trump to turn to Musk and say, "We'll take two dozen."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (SgjGX)

402 Does anyone know how damning are the facts about Psycho Joe killing his intern?

I recall suspicious details, a poor investigation and a bullshit alibi. I've never heard Psycho Joe deny it

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (9TdxA)

403 The suits may not look like much but I watched a thing on them, they are incredibly hi-tech. As long as the suits keep the 'nauts safe, I'll take the pretty rocket for now.

Elon can work on the suits for next time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (+7yf7)

404 Journalism is a career path for low intellect low lifes.

Now reporting might have at one time been noble.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (pw+jk)


on one of Tucker's shows, he was chatting with someone (escapes me) and they agreed that real investigative journalism is too expensive now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (Saar8)

405 "Super Draco."

Is that the Moonraker villain or the Russian from Rocky IV?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)

406 Maria Bartoromo is on at the same time Chris Wallace is on Sunday mornings. She will consistently have better guests, asks serious questions and gets better interviews throughout her program.
None of the crappy panels of liberals to spew deletria either.
Posted by: DanMan at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (XTiHL)
***********
Never miss her show. She's fantastic!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (wiXsO)

407 The suits look okay. They are just missing a batman utility belt.

The UnTuckit guy must be a sponsor

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (sexas)

408 398 It's a $50K Magic Wand for the spouse. "

wait, what????

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)

409 Variety@Variety
'Ghostbusters': All-Female Reboot a Victim of 2016's 'Anti-Hillary Movement,' Says Director Paul Feig


Yes. Because it's not like a shit movie will lose money or anything.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

410 >> Was said at one time Ferrari made road cars to sell so they could race cars.


A lot of those Races/Series required they race production cars.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (jim/W)

411 Oh good, the hot black chick is working the explainer desk for todays flight. She does a very good job I think, explaining different components.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (NVYyb)

412 391 Variety@Variety
'Ghostbusters': All-Female Reboot a Victim of 2016's 'Anti-Hillary Movement,' Says Director Paul Feig

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When he's right, he's right. You people didn't like Mrs. Clinton and didn't like Femo-Ghostbusters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

===========

It really didn't help that they made Hillary part of their marketing campaign and the I'mWithHer hashtag.

They intentionally made it political and then got prissy when people treated it like a ball in the political arena.

Also, Paul Feig's brand of comedy is flabby and unfunny. It's let actors riff for an hour and then pull out five seconds to fill a scene with. The humor is disconnected from plot and character in ways that comedic special effects movies shouldn't be. Those need to be tight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (UWqZJ)

413 As someone who actually was a reporter in a previous life I see no reason the media should not be subject to pushback.

Nellie Bly ??? Is that you ???

Posted by: Adriane the I must've been Cleopatra (the Lute Player) in a Past Life Critic ... at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (LPnfS)

414 Good to see the Mackenzie brothers still getting work.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)

415 They're gassing up!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (hYcqw)

===
So am I!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (pw+jk)

416 weather trending in wrong direction. Dang

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (G0vdT)

417 Super Chill!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

418 @elonmusk twitter beautiful photos

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (lL5UZ)

419 >>>Oh good, the hot black chick is working the explainer desk for todays flight. She does a very good job I think, explaining different components.


Very nice voice. A prettier Bob Ross.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (AFSld)

420 Damn. They keep saying the weather doesn't look good.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (+7yf7)

421 Musk has nothing to do with SpaceX besides initial funding and private ownership.

He's always only been a funding and idea guy like Steve Jobs. He's not in there doing any technical work, he just walks by and says "make it cooler" while on his way to bilk more investors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

422 >The UnTuckit guy must be a sponsor
Posted by: Kilroy


yeah the top looks like a tunic, not integrated with the bottom

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (iTXRQ)

423 "It's shocking he's allowed to be part of this after that. You're not supposed to be able to have government contracts when you do that."

Here's the thing - that's a stupid old rule made by stupid old farts. Responsible, intelligent, and successful people can and do indulge in Cannabis occasionally.

Posted by: Chris M at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (eAZVt)

424 Variety@Variety
'Ghostbusters': All-Female Reboot a Victim of 2016's 'Anti-Hillary Movement,' Says Director Paul Feig
======

Sure. Keep telling yourself that.

Correlation does not equal causation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (vg8iE)

425 "Super Draco."



Is that the Moonraker villain or the Russian from Rocky IV?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)


Hugo Drax was the bad guy in Moonraker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (CFq7z)

426 The suits may not look like much but I watched a thing on them, they are incredibly hi-tech. As long as the suits keep the 'nauts safe, I'll take the pretty rocket for now.

Elon can work on the suits for next time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 04:00 PM (+7yf7)


I think he said he was working on the suits for 3-4 years earlier when they interviewed him. A long time.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (Saar8)

427 T-30:00

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

428 410 >> Was said at one time Ferrari made road cars to sell so they could race cars.


A lot of those Races/Series required they race production cars.

---------------------------

That was back when there was actual stock car racing. Which was a pretty cool concept before they ruined it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (xfb67)

429 Musk has nothing to do with SpaceX besides initial funding and private ownership.

This is a weird take. SpaceX and all it does is Musk's through and through.

Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (c39tF)

430
When is the Orion (or whatever it has morphed into) manned mission supposed to happen? I remember reading something about planned Apollo 8 style lunar orbit and return manned mission.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (rCwaK)

431 Beautiful:
https://tinyurl.com/y7shcwhf

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (hYcqw)

432 >weather trending in wrong direction. Dang


NO RAIN
NO RAIN
NO RAIN

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:04 PM (iTXRQ)

433
Not one Trump voter will stay home over tweets.

But they do grab the attention of the lo-fos. Keep up the pressure, Donald.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2020 04:04 PM (h6CJG)

434 >>>Hugo Drax was the bad guy in Moonraker


Dammit. I'm not old enough to be senile... yet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:04 PM (AFSld)

435 125 .....And the truth is that journalism never actually was a "great and noble profession." That's just a massive lie that the media has also told about itself. Go back to the 1700s and even earlier, and the media was outrageous in its bias and slander, even back in "the good old days".....
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:27 PM (N9G0H)
--------------------------------------

The main difference between media today and earlier times is the consolidation and monopolization. Once upon a time you had scurrilous X-Party rag vs. scurrilous Y-Party rag. Even small towns would often have several newspapers or at least broadsheets.

Now Big Media has sucked up and everything* under its left wing, aided by Big Academia and its change-the-world schools of journalism.

(* AM radio is the sole exception. There you still get many viewpoints, from NPR to Rush, from the Al Sharptons to the George Noorys.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 27, 2020 04:04 PM (M/9m0)

436 Looking at TV, these Elon space suits don't look all that cool. Sort of plain, like big plastic bags.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 03:56 PM (rCwaK)


The guy who sewed the seat in your hot Tesla?
Yeah, he sewed that spacesuit too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 27, 2020 04:04 PM (1g7ch)

437 >>That was back when there was actual stock car racing. Which was a pretty cool concept before they ruined it.


I miss the SCCA.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (jim/W)

438 This is a weird take. SpaceX and all it does is Musk's through and through.

Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (c39tF)

Sorry, but that is just Musk PR. He's not even an engineer.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (CQ3Qb)

439 Tesla? OK, I'll stop now.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


D'oh, my reading comprehension clearly took the day off. Obviously it's SpaceX and NASA. (Should've checked the rest of the thread for context...though I'd be at it all day if I did that for threads...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (OUMaO)

440 431 Beautiful:
https://tinyurl.com/y7shcwhf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (hYcqw)

We're seeing better shots than the 'nauts.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (lL5UZ)

441 433
Not one Trump voter will stay home over tweets.

But they do grab the attention of the lo-fos. Keep up the pressure, Donald.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2020 04:04 PM (h6CJG)

============

"I was going to vote against Democrats who have spent the last few months trying to strangle the American economy in front of me, but Trump tweeted something about a guy I've never heard of before and I was told it was supposed to be outrageous...I guess I'll just stay home."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (UWqZJ)

442 Rain in Floirida? The hell you say!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (AFSld)

443 I recall suspicious details, a poor investigation and a bullshit alibi. I've never heard Psycho Joe deny it

The ME was sketchy as well

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI)

444 ++++++++++++
I know. I missed the joke. I never understood why he does both. I have long thought that SpaceX was the way more exciting part of his enterprises. Making cars at high cost and low quality but for bragging rights strikes me as sort of pointless, while putting men and equipment into orbit for low cost always struck me as a way better vanity project.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 03:54 PM (hYcqw)


There's a youtube video with him on the Joe Rogan show in which he talks about what percentage of brain time is consumed by each project.
After it get's rolling it's an interesting interview.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (irh87)

445 It's easy to rag on Musk for letting the government hand him scads of money to better his company and the lives of his employees. Until you think about what you would do if the government wanted to hand you scads of money to better your company and the lives of your employees.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (+7yf7)

446 He's always only been a funding and idea guy like Steve Jobs. He's not in there doing any technical work, he just walks by and says "make it cooler" while on his way to bilk more investors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)


Millions of Apple bots are on their way to shit on your lawn.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

447 >>> It's a $50K Magic Wand for the spouse. "

wait, what????
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)


50K? I think you can get a decent knockoff for $25 at Walmart. Maybe more if you want cordless.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 27, 2020 04:05 PM (mmVBj)

448 Paul Feig's brand of comedy is flabby and unfunny.

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In many ways, male feminists have the hardest role of all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

449 >>weather trending in wrong direction. Dang


Blame it on the Rain

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (jim/W)

450 Trump seems to take it more than professionally, he seems really butthurt. He's been a bit over the top lately and needs to dial it back, I think.

**************

Sessions rolled over and allowed the deep state to butt fuck Trump for nearly 4 years, get impeached and launch investigations/unmaskings/false accusations of treason and collusion against him, his family and friends, derailing a conservative agenda, costing the house, only to watch Sessions defend his actions and even call it honorable.

I'd be kind of fucking pissed at Sessions too.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (+dsLj)

451 I went to the SCCA races at Lime Rock a couple of years. When the Audi S4 was wining everything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (xfb67)

452 Daily Mail says Bill was banging Ghislaine on the Lolita Express

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It's like chips before they bring out chimichanga.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)

I expect her father trained her up to have mad skillz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (JpUbE)

453 >>>Paul Feig's brand of comedy is flabby and unfunny.


Just like Jonah.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (AFSld)

454 28 minutes

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (irh87)

455

Anyone have a link to the Elon space suits? I'm too lazy....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (rCwaK)

456 Now that's how an American talks.
So nice to have agencies run by Americans instead of Democrats.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 27, 2020 03:53 PM (d6mdH)


Where's the sweet sweet graft in that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (6wiwL)

457 Know what i do after an exciting launch? I get an erector kit out and build a good bridge.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (pW/Ac)

458 Weather go/no-go scheduled for seven minutes from now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (hYcqw)

459 My gardener uses a SuperDraco leaf blower. At least it sounds like one.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

460 Where's the sweet sweet graft in that?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (6wiwL)
+++++++++++++
There probably isn't much.

But there are probably plenty of YUGE, throbbing erections and well-rogered wives involved.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:07 PM (hYcqw)

461 I wanted Trump to be Presidential early into his term.

Now I want Trump to be Trump.

Waste the motherfuckers!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (+dsLj)

462
I'd be kind of fucking pissed at Sessions too.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 04:06 PM (+dsLj)

-------

Yeah, if Trump punched Sessions directly in his face on television, I wouldn't blame him a bit. In fact, I'm kind of disappointed he hasn't.

When he became AG, he became a crooked cop, AFAIC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (h6CJG)

463 If people are not going to vote for Trump simply based on his tweets. that's shallow of them. Do they want to live under a Soviet Style government simply because Biden doesn't send out brash tweets?

I expect Theodore Roosevelt might have sent out brash tweets do if the technology had been available at the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (+eVzC)

464 431 Beautiful:
https://tinyurl.com/y7shcwhf
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:03 PM (hYcqw)

Really, everybody should look at that.
'Murca.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (lL5UZ)

465 421 Musk has nothing to do with SpaceX besides initial funding and private ownership.

He's always only been a funding and idea guy like Steve Jobs. He's not in there doing any technical work, he just walks by and says "make it cooler" while on his way to bilk more investors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

You know that's a shame since I want to see Musk build an electric rocketship, where all you do is push the joystick and the thing flies to the moon and back without making a sound. Okay, so he'll need a charging station at the LaGrange point.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)

466 Being wierd and annoying might cost a few last minute deciders, the folks who get in there and vote by their gut. I don't like either of these guys, Biden is creepy and crazy, and Trump feels like a 8th grade boy flinging boogers. I can skip that part of the ballot

NO idea how many that might be but its not exactly helping Trump every time he tweets. You can tell the difference between the useful ones and the not-so-useful: the useful ones drive the narrative and push the press to cover things they normally would not. The not so ones just get a kerfluffle on social media and make people cringe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

467 https://bit.ly/2yDLb1z
********
Italy: 96% of Coronavirus Fatalities Had Other Chronic Illnesses

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (j7aNt)

468 405 "Super Draco."

Is that the Moonraker villain or the Russian from Rocky IV?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)

Draco was the Corsican mafioso who was Bond's ally in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." Gabriel Ferzetti IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (s2VJv)

469 Looks like Doug is taking a nap.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

470 weather trending in wrong direction. Dang


Blame it on the Rain
Posted by: Milli Vanilli



Should have shot them from Dallas.
Couldn't hit a cloud if they tried.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (W2taJ)

471 463 If people are not going to vote for Trump simply based on his tweets. that's shallow of them. Do they want to live under a Soviet Style government simply because Biden doesn't send out brash tweets?

I expect Theodore Roosevelt might have sent out brash tweets do if the technology had been available at the time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (+eVzC)

===========

People do vote for a whole host of stupid reasons.

First and foremost: That person sort of looks like me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (UWqZJ)

472 bullshit alibi.

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Mrs. Wrecks was watching ABC News this morning and they said that Joe was not even in town when the accident happened and if Trump says different he's lying.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)

473 If Trump Tweeting is bothering you, you are not a serious person.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (jim/W)

474 I heard earlier what Cuomo said after his meeting with Trump and it
confirmed my thoughts that Andrew Cuomo is a steaming pile of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
-------------------------

The (D) is the tell. Every time.

Posted by: ... at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (t+mAj)

475 According to Wiki, Elon Musk has an IQ of 155 and he has degrees in economics and physics. I know nothing about him except what he says about going to Mars

Posted by: megthered at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (NySil)

476 https://bit.ly/2yDLb1z
********
Italy: 96% of Coronavirus Fatalities Had Other Chronic Illnesses
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (j7aNt)

And I'm willing to bet more than 70% of them were 70+ and smokers.

Posted by: DocJ at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (DU2N9)

477 473 If Trump Tweeting is bothering you, you are not a serious person.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (jim/W)

==========

A lot of unserious people vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (UWqZJ)

478 THOSE ASTRONAUTS ARE SITTING WAY TOO CLOSE TOGETHER AND ARE NOT WEARING MASKS!!!!!

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (+7yf7)

479 And Andrew Jackson definitely would have sent out brash tweets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (+eVzC)

480 General Custer's tweet: I have bad data.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (9PtLS)

481 I've said before I'm a supporter of Elon Musk because he's trying to make my childhood fantasies of riding in a pneumatic tube a reality.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (sexas)

482 It sounds to me like Ace has info he can't attribute, like from a Fox whistle-blower.

It sure would be fun if somebody sued somebody and these matters became subject to "discovery or give me a check with lots of zeroes." Big Fun!

Posted by: Belisarius at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (B1JrQ)

483

I just looked it up. The manned Orion capsule missions are called the Artemis program. Artemis 1 is supposed to do the Apollo 8 lunar orbit. Planned date is sometime in 2021, although that is likely optimistic.

We should've had a working Moon base by now, old hat, and had a few manned flights to Mars. Right now, we should be working on the first manned flight to Jupiter's moons.

But I'll take what I can get if Trump is going to get this ramped up again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (rCwaK)

484 The things Trump says and tweets would normally be said by surrogates. Since he has none, he has to do it himself.

I don't see Democrats pissing their pants over shit Barry's or Bill's/Hill's surrogates have said over the years. The awful, defamatory, life-ruining shit they have spewed for over 25 years is way worse than anything Trump has ever tweeted. In fact, Carville (DIAF, please) was just out the other day, SCREAMING nasty nasty nasty shit about Trump. "He hasn't seen his dick in 25 years" Yes. Carville said that.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

485 What if they bring the virus to the ISS?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)

486 You know that's a shame since I want to see Musk build an electric rocketship, where all you do is push the joystick and the thing flies to the moon and back without making a sound. Okay, so he'll need a charging station at the LaGrange point.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Until someone pushes the button marked "Don't Push" and bricks the rocket.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (W2taJ)

487 The WHO announced on Monday that it will drop hydroxychloroquine as a treatment because it needs to be "studied first" for efficacy and has been "unproven" to work to against COVID-19.



The Great Gates has spoken.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (qpXD6)

488 Musk's dad was an engineer. Elon has a BS in physics and a BA in economics.

Posted by: filbert at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (NiXyF)

489 Gene Kranz with a few words to say on Fox.

What a weird accent. Where the hell is he from, anyway?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (8IOEj)

490 ...I expect Theodore Roosevelt might have sent out brash tweets do if the technology had been available at the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (+eVzC)


Trump is very Theodorian.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (irh87)

491 468 405 "Super Draco."

Is that the Moonraker villain or the Russian from Rocky IV?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 27, 2020 04:01 PM (AFSld)

Draco was the Corsican mafioso who was Bond's ally in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." Gabriel Ferzetti IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (s2VJv)

is NOBODY gonna say "MALFOY!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)

492 479 And Andrew Jackson definitely would have sent out brash tweets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (+eVzC)

============

@AJacksonPOTUS
·
1h
Fuck you! You killed Rachel with your rumor mongering! I'm going to find you and strangle you with my bare hands!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (UWqZJ)

493 Musk has nothing to do with SpaceX besides initial
funding and private ownership. They know better than to let that lunatic
near rocket production.
Tesla vehicles on the other hand...


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (CQ3Qb)

==========
According to the company, this is true except for one or two modifications, like he owns majority voting control of the company, is still CEO, and leads the new developments side of the rocketry engineering team. Other than those points, it looks like SpaceX would agree the comment seems right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (NVYyb)

494 isn't Draco Latin for dragon?

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (iTXRQ)

495 >>A lot of unserious people vote.


Sure.

But they don't deserve to be taken seriously.

If a friend complained to me about Trump's Tweets, I would mock them for the pussy that they are.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (jim/W)

496 492-LOL. Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (+eVzC)

497 What if they bring the virus to the ISS?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (xfb67)


Then we have to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: filbert at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (NiXyF)

498 50K? I think you can get a decent knockoff for $25 at Walmart. Maybe more if you want cordless.

There are few things less sexy on earth than one of those baseball bat things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

499 What is a good site to watch the launch that may or may not actually launch?

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (oiNtH)

500 If they're filling up the tank, maybe they should get an extra 5 in a jeep can. Just in case.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

501 384 Is Elon gonna show up?
Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 03:52 PM (lL5UZ)


he should do like Cuban and be interviewed on a stair stepper to show how nonchalant he is.

Posted by: l'il ben at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (nFwvY)

502 ...I expect Theodore Roosevelt might have sent out brash tweets do if the technology had been available at the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:08 PM (+eVzC)


Trump is very Theodorian.
Posted by: Braenyard

Trump is Jacksonian

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (VV6bw)

503 495 >>A lot of unserious people vote.


Sure.

But they don't deserve to be taken seriously.

If a friend complained to me about Trump's Tweets, I would mock them for the pussy that they are.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (jim/W)

===========

And their vote based on tweets will cancel out your vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (UWqZJ)

504 If Trump Tweeting is bothering you, you are not a serious person.
Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (jim/W)

Anyone tweeting bothers me.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (sexas)

505 And Andrew Jackson definitely would have sent out brash tweets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (+eVzC)
=======

Or the physical threats made by Truman against a WaPo reviewer who dared give his daughter a bad review.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (vg8iE)

506
Solar powered rockets! We must be environmentally conscious, my friends.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:12 PM (rCwaK)

507 Musk builds cars as test modules for components to be used on more interesting projects.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:13 PM (irh87)

508 489 Gene Kranz with a few words to say on Fox.

What a weird accent. Where the hell is he from, anyway?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (8IOEj)

Wiki shows that Gene Kranz was born in a strange and foreign land known as Toledo, Ohio.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)

509 That Tesla truck with a 427 would be cool.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:13 PM (irh87)

510 492. Thats great! I think all Jackson's tweets would have ended with "F!ck the brits!"

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 27, 2020 04:13 PM (svbBD)

511 they should know shortly is the lightening dissipation blah blah is acceptable or if they have to scrub

Posted by: illiniwek at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (Cus5s)

512 "Because you do have so much criteria that you have to meet."

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (lL5UZ)

513 @AJacksonPOTUS Fuck you! You killed Rachel with your rumor mongering! I'm going to find you and strangle you with my bare hands!

******

Ahh what could have been...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (+dsLj)

514 Awwww

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

515 Likely a no-go. Final call in 2-3 minutes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (hYcqw)

516
And Andrew Jackson definitely would have sent out brash tweets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (+eVzC)

-------

Yeah... I'm not sure if "Stand and deliver, you son of a bitch! It's time for one of us to die," counts as "brash."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (h6CJG)

517 If people are not going to vote for Trump simply based on his tweets. that's shallow of them. Do they want to live under a Soviet Style government simply because Biden doesn't send out brash tweets?

--

It's amazing (and scary) what moves the needle for people to vote or not vote for someone. How hard is it to ask yourself what's important to you about the direction of the country, and vote for the person most likely to bring that about? And in doing so, be able to easily set aside that which doesn't matter (like tweets)? I don't care what Trump's personality is like. I care what he does because that's what will directly affect me. This isn't hard stuff here.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (O+I8R)

518 Stage 2 RP 1 load complete

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (irh87)

519 If Trump Tweeting is bothering you, you are not a serious person.


Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (jim/W)

It's herd mentality. People have been told over and over - in a deliberate marketing/brainwashing campaign - that Trump Tweets are inherently evil.

I know people that are solid Trump voters, who will never EVER vote for a Democrat no matter what - who have told me they just "wish he would stop tweeting". It's been an effective campaign against Trump's strongest weapon.

Posted by: ... at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (t+mAj)

520 President Trump's tweets are the only way he gets the truth out.

I don't care what he tweets out, he is a great president.

We are at war with enemies in our country.

Keep up the great work President Trump!!

Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (PisyI)

521
Yeah the weather is not looking good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (s2VJv)

522 https://bit.ly/2TJTZdn
******
AG Barr To Recommend Trump Veto Latest FISA Bill If Passed - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (j7aNt)

523 Yep, looks like a scrub.

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

524 Sorry, but that is just Musk PR. He's not even an engineer.

He runs the company, determines its direction and sets its goals. He's very involved on the technical side. Not sure what more you want. SpaceX has thousands of employees. Is he supposed to be doing all their jobs?

Posted by: spindrift at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (c39tF)

525
Gene Kranz is of the era of toxic masculinity. Not a molecule of soy in him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (rCwaK)

526 or lightning -- heh

Posted by: illiniwek at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (Cus5s)

527 sounds like they're gonna scrub

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (iTXRQ)

528 "Not quite gonna make it for this."
"O.k., we'll check back with you in about 2 minutes."

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (lL5UZ)

529 513 @AJacksonPOTUS Fuck you! You killed Rachel with your rumor mongering! I'm going to find you and strangle you with my bare hands!

******

Ahh what could have been...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (+dsLj)

==========

@AJacksonPOTUS
I survived a fucking duel where I got shot! Where do you think you can I hide from me!? You blocked me here, but I will find you out there!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (UWqZJ)

530 Central FL has thunderstorms every afternoon from April to Nov. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (xfb67)

531 499 What is a good site to watch the launch that may or may not actually launch?
---
Here's NASA's feed on YT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aymrnzianf0

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (sWM8x)

532 @AJacksonPOTUS

1h
Fuck you! You killed Rachel with your rumor mongering! I'm going to find you and strangle you with my bare hands!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (UWqZJ)
------
That...is scarily true to life. You could rival JoeF's pseudo-Romney tweets.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (4o2K3)

533 If people are not going to vote for Trump simply based on his tweets. that's shallow of them. Do they want to live under a Soviet Style government simply because Biden doesn't send out brash tweets?
======

No. They're perfectly fine with Biden calling average, ordinary people "fat" or "dog faced." Or challenging them to fistfights, push-up contests, etc. That's totally acceptable and presidential.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (vg8iE)

534 Gene Kranz is of the era of toxic masculinity. Not a molecule of soy in him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:15 PM (rCwaK)
+++++++++++
Oh hell yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (hYcqw)

535 If they're filling up the tank, maybe they should get an extra 5 in a jeep can. Just in case.
Posted by: wth

And do they have a customer loyalty card?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)

536 It's because they weren't social distancing.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (lL5UZ)

537
You'd think they'd have a lightning arrestor on these things.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (s2VJv)

538 >Gene Kranz is of the era of toxic masculinity. Not a molecule of soy in him.


platinum balls

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (iTXRQ)

539 532 @AJacksonPOTUS

1h
Fuck you! You killed Rachel with your rumor mongering! I'm going to find you and strangle you with my bare hands!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (UWqZJ)
------
That...is scarily true to life. You could rival JoeF's pseudo-Romney tweets.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (4o2K3)

============

I think I may have found my new thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (UWqZJ)

540 T minus 18

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (irh87)

541 The final check for weather no good.

Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

542 Scrubbed.

Posted by: WisRich at May 27, 2020 04:16 PM (G0vdT)

543 Launch Abort has started.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

544
Abort. Abort.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (s2VJv)

545 Where is everyone watching launch?

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (oiNtH)

546 one of the Apollo rockets was struck by lightning during boost phase

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (iTXRQ)

547 Scrubbed. Going to retry on Saturday.

I have space launch blue balls, and I'm just a spectator. Gotta wreak havoc on the guys doing the work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (hYcqw)

548 Launch abort.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

549 John Rivers on GAB commenting on this post:

"Ace can't notice what he won't notice but it's still kinda funny to watch him rail against Jews like Chris Wallace and Jonah Goldberg

he can't notice why he finds them so viscerally revolting
but he can't stop finding them viscerally revolting, either"

(fart sounds)

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (XOi3t)

550 shit

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (NVYyb)

551 Shit, I am disappoint.

Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (sNpqr)

552 545 Where is everyone watching launch?
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (oiNtH)


Sidebar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (s2VJv)

553 is NOBODY gonna say "MALFOY!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)


Draco is one of my constellations !!!

Posted by: Ptolemy at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (LPnfS)

554
dangit

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (h6CJG)

555 Abort. Okay, never mind.

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (oiNtH)

556 Yet the Left constantly celebrate all their fucktard politician's mean tweets and sick twitter burnz. While simultaneously pretending that the tweets from Trump are on some different level of propriety. It's pathetic.

Posted by: ... at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (t+mAj)

557 Sixteen minutes to launch.

Go baby go!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (7XpWL)

558 Tim Pool often makes the point that investigative journalism is too expensive. Tim Pool was inside the circle, and he has observed how awful journalists are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (LxTcq)

559 scrubbed
what a gyp

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (iTXRQ)

560 Sorry, 'nauts.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (lL5UZ)

561 Well, better they scrub it for today than try to launch in bad weather. Another day...

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (OUMaO)

562

Crap. Scrapped.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (Saar8)

563 dammit, sounds like they canceled

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (d7Ww2)

564 President Trump's tweets are the only way he gets the truth out.


For now. They just attached a fact check to one of his tweets. Censorship is next.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (gd9RK)

565 They just checked with the local golf courses and they are not letting play continue. So mission is scrubbed for now .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (sexas)

566 >> You'd think they'd have a lightning arrestor on these things.

Back in the Apollo and Shuttle days they had a YUGE lightning arrestor system. It's probably still there, you just don't see it.

Florida is Lightning Alley, greatest number of strikes in the whole country.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (rCwaK)

567 Launch abort has started


519 If Trump Tweeting is bothering you, you are not a serious person.

Posted by: garrett at May 27, 2020 04:09 PM (jim/W)

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (irh87)

568

Saturday!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (Saar8)

569 Scrubbed? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Weasel - Independent Filmmaker at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (MVjcR)

570 Negative Ghost Rider, the weather is shit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

571 They should call the launch "Bob and Doug Take Off"

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (xPl2J)

572 ? I don't care what Trump's personality is like. I care what he does because that's what will directly affect me. This isn't hard stuff here.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (O+I8R)

^^this x 100000000000000
People loved the elegant liar Obama who as a snake oil salesman. People get all touchy freely about who they vote for. It's business! People don't get that.

Posted by: Cheribebe at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (u8xoC)

573
Launch scrubbed -- damn Karens got to 'em regarding them not wearing masks!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

574 545 Where is everyone watching launch?
Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (oiNtH)

https://tinyurl.com/y76fgyqp

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (lL5UZ)

575 Although we have had several Presidents who were soldiers and who fought in wars, Jackson unquestionably killed more men personally, face to face, than any other President. Other men did this because their duty called them to it; but you get the feeling that Jackson enjoyed it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (Kpl3J)

576 This never happens on Star Wars Trek Firefly!!!

Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

577 John Rivers on GAB


Who? Is he Joan Rivers' son or something?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (qpXD6)

578 I noticed one of the astronauts had glasses. When did they start sending Four-Eyes into space?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

579 OT: looks like the lauch today is scrubbed. Darn

Posted by: jim at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (DF+pC)

580 >Where is everyone watching launch?


NASA youtube

no launch today

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (iTXRQ)

581 They just checked with the local golf courses and they are not letting play continue. So mission is scrubbed for now .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (sexas)
+++++++++++++
They only play golf during launch?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)

582 Sigh launch scrubbed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (85Gof)

583

Scrub a dub dub.

backup instantaneous launch opportunities available on Saturday, May 30 at 3:22 p.m. EDT, or 19:22 UTC, and on Sunday, May 31 at 3:00 p.m. EDT, or 19:00 UTC. Tune in here to watch the launch webcast. Coverage will begin about 4 hours before liftoff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (Saar8)

584 When I was Power School in Orlando, a sailor was killed by lighting in the parking lot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (xfb67)

585 I tuned in just in time to see the mission scrubbed.

Yay me!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (z0XD8)

586 Biden today, per pooler @JTHVerhovek : " on the day I am officially elected, before I'm sworn in -- even though he'll probably contest we didn't win -- I'm going to immediately have to be on the phone with key European and Asian leaders to tell them America's back."

2,015
5:37 PM - May 26, 2020

Posted by: Cheri at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (oiNtH)

587 launch is scrubbed til saturday.

Posted by: Krusty at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (9nxEV)

588 Not sure what more you want. SpaceX has thousands of employees. Is he supposed to be doing all their jobs?

Musk doesn't make, design, create, or innnovate. He doesn't do anything whatsoever except tell them to make stuff he thinks is cool and raise money. He is not genius master of technology. He doesn't even come up with the ideas for this stuff.

His input on Tesla was "make a hot, sexy, fast electric car, here's money"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

589 Bwhahahahahahahaha!
Greta The Climate Dwarf.



Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

590 "Wet dress rehearsal" is a new one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

591 They should call the launch "Bob and Doug Take Off (you hoser)"
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (xPl2J)


Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

592 nobody buzzes the tower today

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (iTXRQ)

593 Where is everyone watching launch?


Only on Apollo re-runs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)

594

Well, at least on Saturday, hubby can sit and watch too.

Popcorn and all that.

A family affair.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (Saar8)

595 ...
For now. They just attached a fact check to one of his tweets. Censorship is next.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 04:17 PM (gd9RK)


At the clinic today a tech was talking about how Trump lies all the time and how we need mail in ballots. The female tech was, eh, not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (irh87)

596 They only play golf during launch?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)

Lightning joke.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (sexas)

597 Saturday May 30th
3:22 Eastern Time

next chance!

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (lL5UZ)

598 aisle 549 clean up requested.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (NVYyb)

599
Trump loves this country and all its citizens -- this is apparent.

It is equally apparent that every single Dim does not.

End of discussion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (pNxlR)

600 No lunch? Man, 2020.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (r+sAi)

601 >His input on Tesla was "make a hot, sexy, fast electric car, here's money"



what a cool job

Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (iTXRQ)

602 I said "Launch!" not "Lunch!"

Posted by: Mission Control at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

603 593 Where is everyone watching launch?

Only on Apollo re-runs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (gd9RK)

heh

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (lL5UZ)

604 One Apollo Moon mission got struck by lightning at lift off. Saturn V kept climbing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (7XpWL)

605 >> You'd think they'd have a lightning arrestor on these things.



Back in the Apollo and Shuttle days they had a YUGE lightning
arrestor system. It's probably still there, you just don't see it.



Florida is Lightning Alley, greatest number of strikes in the whole country.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM (rCwaK)

The lightning arrestor is there. It is the large white cylindrical object on top of the gantry. Same one they had for Shuttle if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (p0pYQ)

606 3:22 PM, EST, Saturday is the new launch time.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (irh87)

607 Musk doesn't make, design, create, or innnovate. He doesn't do anything whatsoever except tell them to make stuff he thinks is cool and raise money. He is not genius master of technology. He doesn't even come up with the ideas for this stuff.

His input on Tesla was "make a hot, sexy, fast electric car, here's money"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)


Did a Tesla run over your dog or something?

Posted by: filbert at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (NiXyF)

608 "Journalism is a great and noble profession."

I disagree with her right there.

Maybe journalism was a great and noble profession. But the impostors now wearing its carcass as a skin-suit are neither great nor noble, but instead cretinous parasites who long ago used up whatever gravitas earlier generations of real journalists ever accumulated.
Posted by: zombie at May 27, 2020 03:23 PM (N9G0H)

Journalism was never a great and noble profession.

Reporters and reporting might have been great at their time, but when they coined the term Journalism the rot was already deep and all but complete.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

609 All dressed up and nowhere to go.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (+y/Ru)

610 Lindsey Graham nood, but fully clothed.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 27, 2020 04:21 PM (uRfeO)

611 549 John Rivers on GAB commenting on this post:"

A) who the hell is John Rivers?
B) that is the dumbest thing I have read today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)

612 John Rivers on GAB

Reminds me why I left Twitter and GAB. This AoS place is far more entertaining, informative, and (dare I say it) sophisticated and intelligent commenters.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 27, 2020 04:22 PM (6wiwL)

613 Wonder if they can blame this on De Santis.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:22 PM (lL5UZ)

614 nobody buzzes the tower today
Posted by: DB- just DB at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (iTXRQ)


Trump kinda sorta did that earlier.

Posted by: filbert at May 27, 2020 04:22 PM (NiXyF)

615 oh well. Bob and Doug can relax their sphincters now.

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

616 >>Rocket pretty. Rocket suits dorky. This has been bothering me all day.


Right?
They look 60's sci-fi novel cover illustration-ish. Boxy.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 27, 2020 04:22 PM (bDqIh)

617 Other men did this because their duty called them to it; but you get the feeling that Jackson enjoyed it.

There is a lot of historical support to the idea that at least for some men, duelling was a huge buzz and addictive. That once you did it, survived, and beat someone, it was like a high that you chased after again and again. Some men went out scores of times against people for the slimmest of pretexts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

618 aisle 549 clean up requested.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 27, 2020 04:20 PM (NVYyb)

Almost not necessary since it's a mash up of incoherent sentences.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:23 PM (sexas)

619
John Rivers on GAB

Who? Is he Joan Rivers' son or something?
Posted by: Grump928(c)


Secret agent man

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)

620 "on the day I am officially elected, before I'm sworn in -- even though he'll probably contest we didn't win -- I'm going to immediately have to be on the phone with key European and Asian leaders to tell them America's back."

Wow, he sure has his finger on the pulse of the common working man.

Posted by: Chris M at May 27, 2020 04:23 PM (eAZVt)

621 "He hasn't seen his dick in 25 years" Yes. Carville said that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (vg8iE)


That's really dumb by Serpenthead. I thought he was smarter than that. Another victim of the Golden Scalpweasel.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 27, 2020 04:23 PM (y7DUB)

622 Electric car sales dropped 10% in 2019 from 2018 sales. I think there is a market for electric cars, but govt. subsides shouldn't be driving it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:23 PM (xfb67)

623 I want test pilots!
Ike

Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2020 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

624 Hannity should walk and take his fans with him. He doesn't need Fox, they need him, and he knows this.

So why doesn't he leave? And don't tell me money, he is loaded.

Hannity is part of the problem at this point.

Posted by: Mech at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (TlL+m)

625 586 Biden today, per pooler @JTHVerhovek : " on the day I am officially elected, before I'm sworn in -- even though he'll probably contest we didn't win -- I'm going to immediately have to be on the phone with key European and Asian leaders to tell them America's back."

2,015
5:37 PM - May 26, 2020
Posted by: Cheri


launch an investigation immediately: Operation Crappants Hurrycane

Posted by: x at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (nFwvY)

626 A note about the SpaceX launch suits being cooler, sleeker, and neater than the clunky NASA Space Shuttle orange launch suits:

The requirements are different. Space Shuttle required suits that were good for bale-outs, visibility in the ocean from a search plane, and a few other things. SpaceX crew cannot bale-out, and that means the suits can be different. To save money, NASA used an existing suit that met all the requirements: the suits used by SR-71 crew.

NASA did use a much neater, cooler-looking suit, sort of a coverall/jumpsuit, for missions between STS-5 and STS-51L (Challenger destruction). Because there was no way to bale-out of the Shuttle on those missions (the first 4 missions had ejections seats for the crew and used the SR-71 suits). NASA added a crew bale-out capability for all missions after Challenger, and went back to the clunky orange SR-71 suits.

Posted by: gref at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (AMIL/)

627 >>> 575 Although we have had several Presidents who were soldiers and who fought in wars, Jackson unquestionably killed more men personally, face to face, than any other President. Other men did this because their duty called them to it; but you get the feeling that Jackson enjoyed it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2020 04:18 PM

Did he eat his opponents brains and invent cocaine? Please. Step back son.

Posted by: Washington at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (l6b3d)

628 Sad.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (lL5UZ)

629 Other men did this because their duty called them to it; but you get the feeling that Jackson enjoyed it.

Telsa fans make me giggle. At least Edison was actually an engineer who did experiments as much of a fraud as he was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

630 If people are not going to vote for Trump simply based on his tweets. that's shallow of them. Do they want to live under a Soviet Style government simply because Biden doesn't send out brash tweets?

--

It's amazing (and scary) what moves the needle for people to vote or not vote for someone. How hard is it to ask yourself what's important to you about the direction of the country, and vote for the person most likely to bring that about? And in doing so, be able to easily set aside that which doesn't matter (like tweets)? I don't care what Trump's personality is like. I care what he does because that's what will directly affect me. This isn't hard stuff here.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 27, 2020 04:14 PM (O+I8R)

These days, when friendships and careers are at stake if you go for the wrong side, you can't trust what anyone says politically any more than the polls of Nicaraguans before the first election the Communist Sandanistas allowed were accurate. People lie these days for self protection.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2020 04:25 PM (eoQWY)

631 "To save money, NASA used an existing suit that met all the requirements: the suits used by SR-71 crew."

I did not know that!

Posted by: Chris M at May 27, 2020 04:25 PM (eAZVt)

632 On a kayak with space face sized spiders, everyone can hear you scream...

Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2020 04:26 PM (gmo/4)

633 About to start fueling.
Posted by: Infidel at May 27, 2020 03:58 PM (sNpqr)

Can the astronauts pump their own gas, or does the attendant have to do it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2020 04:26 PM (JpUbE)

634 This will go faster if they put Bob and Doug out there with a jerry can and siphon hose.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 27, 2020 04:26 PM (1g7ch)

635 Two Weeks From Buying a Zooey Deschanel Boom Boom Doll: Yup about Sessions. Now we know that Mueller was a joke-no basis for any connection with Russia. If Sessions had not rolled over, we would not have had the Mueller investigation, the mid-term loss? Trump was hobbled in his first term, just like they hobbled Bush 43 with the selected not elected stuff. Shame about SpaceX launch.

Posted by: MikeM at May 27, 2020 04:26 PM (+3gyd)

636 Telsa fans make me giggle. At least Edison was actually an engineer who did experiments as much of a fraud as he was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)

Glad I can make you giggle.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 27, 2020 04:27 PM (sexas)

637
Can the astronauts pump their own gas, or does the attendant have to do it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2020 04:26 PM (JpUbE)


Where do they run the credit card?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

638 571 They should call the launch "Bob and Doug Take Off"

Thank you! Coo ru koo koo!

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at May 27, 2020 04:27 PM (XOi3t)

639 Eh, I'll give him some credit for this. I am not a huge Musk fan, but he started the company and has guided it well. He doesn't try to micromanage and intervene in design and production, though, like he does with Tesla - almost certainly to SpaceX's incalculable benefit.

I worked for the dude a long time ago.

We finally bought a Tesla last December.

My line on him was always that he was brilliant, but not as brilliant as he thought he was. There's no question he's had a huge impact on the industry of this country. Every and I mean EVERY automaker has a huge asterisk on its product plans 'except for Tesla' because really they sell no matter who the competition is.

Including to us. It looks like a car before the EU started screwing around with pedestrian-protection garbage. Low nose, easy to see out of. And it's fast as hell.

He was and probably is a PITA to work for. But you thought you were doing something. Some worked out, some didn't.

Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 04:27 PM (8erNz)

640 https://bit.ly/2AdsWk0
*******
Exclusive: Matt Gaetz Drafting Bill to Drop Big Tech's Legal Immunity over One-Sided 'Fact Checks'

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 04:28 PM (j7aNt)

641 *******
Exclusive: Matt Gaetz Drafting Bill to Drop Big Tech's Legal Immunity over One-Sided 'Fact Checks'
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 04:28 PM (j7aNt)


Alas, will go nowhere. And he knows it.

Nothing will move forward till Trump has the SuperMajority.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

642
479 And Andrew Jackson definitely would have sent out brash tweets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2020 04:10 PM (+eVzC)


Trump is our times' Andrew Jackson. There are many points of similarity regarding how the (old) powers that be treated both men.

It's a shame that dueling is no longer an acceptable means of resolving personal attacks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2020 04:29 PM (pNxlR)

643 629 Other men did this because their duty called them to it; but you get the feeling that Jackson enjoyed it.

Telsa fans make me giggle. At least Edison was actually an engineer who did experiments as much of a fraud as he was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)


It's difficult to see Musk as an unqualified master after being responsible for the rockets and capsule that he has.

You can't just throw money at a project like that and make it happen.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2020 04:29 PM (irh87)

644 Can the astronauts pump their own gas, or does the attendant have to do it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2020 04:26 PM (JpUbE)

Where do they run the credit card?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)
.......

NASA card... DECLINED

Posted by: wth at May 27, 2020 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

645 https://bit.ly/3d9QlBh
********
Sen. Judiciary Committee Picks Rod Rosenstein As First Witness In Russia Probe Hearings - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 27, 2020 04:30 PM (j7aNt)

646 631 "To save money, NASA used an existing suit that met all the requirements: the suits used by SR-71 crew."

I did not know that!

Posted by: Chris M at May 27, 2020 04:25 PM (eAZVt)


NASA made some changes to the SR-71 suit design so they would be good for use with Shuttle seats and the electrical and breathing air systems. But the basic suit, gloves, and helmet were the same. Google an image search for SR-71 suits and Shuttle launch suits for a look at the similarity.

Posted by: gref at May 27, 2020 04:32 PM (AMIL/)

647
Including to us. It looks like a car before the EU started screwing around with pedestrian-protection garbage. Low nose, easy to see out of. And it's fast as hell.

He was and probably is a PITA to work for. But you thought you were doing something. Some worked out, some didn't.
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2020 04:27 PM (8erNz)


Electric cars are fine and dandy if you don't have to go far. Putz around town, go to a friends, maybe work.....Ok. Torque is great in an electric motor, but don't ask it to do it too often or your range is gone.

I live in Texas. You drive an hour to see friends or go to work.

Dallas to Lubbock is 5 hours. In a Tesla, you'll have to book a hotel outside of town and hope they have a charging station and spend the night before you make it to town.

Sorry, I'll take 10 minute fueling stops all day long......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 27, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

648 Electricity is not a good method of storing energy. It's outstanding for transmitting power over a distance, but it's never going to be good for storage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 27, 2020 04:36 PM (xfb67)

649 She did question the religious beliefs of the press.

The Press Corpse worships the Narrative.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 27, 2020 04:47 PM (Ndje9)

650
The lightning arrestor is there. It is the large white cylindrical object on top of the gantry. Same one they had for Shuttle if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud

There is also a huge terrawatt laser that pulses really fast - it creates plasma filaments to draw lightning away from the launch facility

Posted by: Jean at May 27, 2020 04:48 PM (EkDBr)

651 If you think fox news is a 'conservative' news channel then you are retarded, period point blank.

Posted by: DJ3way at May 27, 2020 06:10 PM (bhPL1)

652 That's why K. Herridge left. She was too close to the truth for Fox

Posted by: Sergeant Major at May 27, 2020 07:39 PM (zXnjg)

653 "There isn't a heads-on-spikes communist revolution, but instead a constant drip drip drip of leftist attitudes creeping in and becoming dominant"

zombie #275 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=387471#c32791254

Geez, we are in DEEP trouble. What really bothers me is that that's how IIRC Vox Day described the leftist takeover of the Presbyterian Church. That's also like the way the Episcopal Church got involved with FALN, the terrorist group, in the 70s.

Posted by: NateWhilk at May 27, 2020 08:13 PM (Ohwa7)

654 Sorry, Vox didn't write that himself. He posted a reader's comment on a book. The reader: "Given how reliably organizations get captured by the left, there's an amazing lack of curiosity about how it happens. I recently read Gary North's 1996 book 'Crossed Fingers: How Liberals Captured the Presbyterian Church.' "

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2017/04/mailvox-convergence-and-presbyterian.html?m=0

Posted by: NateWhilk at May 27, 2020 08:18 PM (Ohwa7)

655 The Episcopal Church/FALN connection is described in Bryan Burroughs' book, "Days of Rage". High points here. https://status451.com/2017/01/20/days-of-rage/

Posted by: NateWhilk at May 27, 2020 08:21 PM (Ohwa7)

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