aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Felonious Fingers Biden: If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black
Blacks need to get in line and do what their White Liberal Savoirs tell them to do.
Update: Bablyon Bee: Biden: "If you don't let me sniff your hair, you ain't a woman"WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a recent interview with a female representative of the segment of the human species identifying as female, Biden made a strong case for why all women everywhere should vote for him without question, or at least let him sniff their hair.
"Look, the thing, you know what it is," Biden said. "The womenfolk know what's at stake in this election. It's hairy simple. Just let me vote on you, or you vote for me, the vote, b-b-b-blond applesauce baloney. Simple choice. If you don't let me smell your hair, you ain't a woman!" Biden then sat back in his chair with a smile, having "totally nailed" another interview.
Lemme get this straight. Joe Biden is telling Black Americans when they can call themselves Black? Is this for real? 👇🏻
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) May 22, 2020
pic.twitter.com/y0ZCnVbxbv
1.3 million black Americans already voted for Trump in 2016. This morning, Joe Biden told every single one of us we “ain’t black.” I’d say I’m surprised, but it’s sadly par for the course for Democrats to take the black community for granted and brow beat those that don’t agree.
— Tim Scott (@SenatorTimScott) May 22, 2020
The 5 stages of Joe Biden:
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) May 22, 2020
1- Angry
2- Confused
3- Sexual Assaulty
4- Confused
5- Racist AF
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 01:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 01:04 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Mr. D at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (1sNHT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: stourma at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (cgMvz)
-Joe Biden, at least four times now
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (o2MD2)
I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades. People have been saying this for years and years and years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (Xu/X1)
-Joe Biden, at least four times now
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:05 PM (UWqZJ)
Ok.
I'm not black anyway.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (X/Pw5)
I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades. People have been saying this for years and years and years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)
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He said the quiet part loud.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Fat Albert at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (LDja2)
Posted by: Subterranean lizard people at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (T6t7i)
That's all.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (T6t7i)
They're calling this a "gaffe." This isn't a gaffe. It's blatant bigotry.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (j4t07)
If you do not want to vote conservative, fair enough. But why in the fuck would you vote for these assholes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (ZCD4H)
He said the quiet part loud.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (UWqZJ)
That's my point, this hasn't been quiet for many decades now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (LDja2)
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The same ones that said, 7 months out from the 2016 election, that Hillary was going to beat Trump by an average of 5-6 points?
Those polls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
If You're Black But Can't Decide Between Me and Trump, Then You're Not Black
I hear black politicians and commentators say the same thing every day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (Hcsoi)
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I think they's outright skipping the defense and just saying that Trump is worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (UWqZJ)
Wait, Biden used the word "ain't?" Did he speak in a "jive" tone, too?
Yeah, this ain't no gaffe. Biden is a racist piece of shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (j4t07)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: some white guy at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: The Creepy Side Of Sunset Joe at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Time For Nagging - The Karen Chronicles now available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (nohVu)
They're calling this a "gaffe." This isn't a gaffe. It's blatant bigotry.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (j4t07)
You know they keep redefining words.
New Definition?
Gaffe: When a Democrat Politician actually tells you the truth about what they think.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Agent 86 at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (sWM8x)
RapWatermelonFried chicken
Uh, that's about it I think.
Posted by: Fat Albert at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:08 PM (T6t7i
I imagine it's going to come as quite the shock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (+b1ew)
I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades. People have been saying this for years and years and years.
Posted by: alexthechick
So yer sayin' he said the quiet part loud.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vQNA/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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I actually expected that by now.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (KklUr)
You're just a Democrat slave
Posted by: Greg The Class Traitor at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (uhgWY)
Posted by: iandeal at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (lcQJG)
Corn Pop is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (j4t07)
I think they call it a Kinsleyan slip (after Michael Kinsley, who seems to have largely disappeared) when a Dem politician accidentally tells the truth.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (T6t7i)
Always check your tinyurl link. Always.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: DooDad at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (SnLSx)
"The answer is "Joe Biden's latest statement"?"
"What is "Shit you aren't supposed to say out loud", Alex?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Time For Nagging - The Karen Chronicles now available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (nohVu)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (zr5Kq)
WHITESPLAINING!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (nw6Hr)
every damn Delaware Demtard I've ever met has been horribly racist btw
apparently if you like racism, the Democrat party is for you!
hmm that's also not new?
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (F6tBH)
So what Fingers is saying is that Democrats Own Black People.
Funny how the same ideas keep percolating to the top...
Plus ca change, and all that shit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vQNA/)
Yes. Only question is it because he is senile or because they don't care who knows anymore.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (Obdic)
Can't wait for Biden to get the football. Of course they could hand him an actual football and he wouldn't notice the difference.
Posted by: iandeal
Sports Illustrated football phone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Here's your problem. Someone switch this Biden doll to Racist.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:07 PM (UWqZJ)
Yes exactly. I really hope the Democrats believe their own propaganda and go all-in on this douche bag.
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (LDja2)
It's as if he will do anything possible to get out from under being nominee.
If he's still the guy come July 1, look for him to murder someone...probably a family member.
Posted by: Obviously at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (yshFD)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: The DNC at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Dem Consultant at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (UR9yg)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
It's as if he will do anything possible to get out from under being nominee.
If he's still the guy come July 1, look for him to murder someone...probably a family member.
Posted by: Obviously at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (yshFD)
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Jill.
It'll be Jill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)
I mean, this has been pretty much official Dem policy for decades.
People have been saying this for years and years and years.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)
Shhhhhh. Haven't you ever heard of making hay? Gotta get the low-fo's when they are paying attention once every four years. *We* may know this stuff but the low-fo's sure as hell don't.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Eicbe)
It was a joke you people!
Posted by: The DNC
I'm surprised they haven't already labelled it a distraction.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Thatch at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (qWceQ)
Racist. As. Fuck.
In other words:
"Hey, boy. You best not leave this Democrat plantation."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Biden barely gets the nomination, picks a nice white woman as VP. Then the Bidens die in a car crash 7 days before the election.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (UYvk0)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (F6tBH)
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Awww cmon man ... why are you reading Trumps talking points. I didnt say anything about black people at all... during that.... umm.... ya know.... that thing.
Posted by: Joe E Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:11 PM (vRd8t)
I always do. Have to make sure not to cross the sfw and nsfw streams.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (dBq3T)
Right? That's what's happening?
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (t+mAj)
The "Colors of the World" line will feature 24 new crayon colors, which are designed to represent more than 40 different skin tones.
Mmmm, 40 flavors!
Posted by: Joe "One Drop" Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (786Ro)
Trump is allegedly a rich old demented white man that has had multiple wives, scummy children, shady business deals overseas, is influenced by foreign powers to sell out America, engaged in abuse of power in office, is racist and a rapist.
So they want you to vote for Biden who actually is a rich old demented white man that has had multiple wives, scummy children, shady business deals overseas, is influenced by foreign powers to sell out America, engaged in abuse of power in office, is racist and a rapist.
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (N5dam)
Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (0QVqB)
Posted by: Bootblack Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Biden at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Uncle Joe's Cabin at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (lcQJG)
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (LDja2)
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The same ones that said, 7 months out from the 2016 election, that Hillary was going to beat Trump by an average of 5-6 points?
Those polls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakato
Biden tried to address that in this interview. He "explained" that this year is very different than 2016 when Trump really didn't have any opposition.
Seriously.
Not only is he completely wrong, his"answer" doesn't explain WHY all the polls falsely predicted that Hillary would win.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
It went from
RAPIST
to
click
RACIST
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (N9G0H)
John James needs to jump on this...
Posted by: Orson
He's sharp. I have no doubt the ads are being cut now.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (T6t7i)
Did I do that correctly, Whoopee??
Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (mZUr4)
It'll be Jill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (UWqZJ)
Joe and Jill went up a hill
To get a nomination
Joe fell down, and broke his crown
And Jill got to Milwaukee later.
Maybe I should leave these to Muldoon and get back to writing proposals.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (Obdic)
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: x at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (nFwvY)
Then what are they?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 01:14 PM (dBq3T)
Uncle Toms.
Race traitors.
Failures at "keepin it reeel."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Gee Sen. Scott - are you saying that Dems *cannot* simply rely on a robotic/tribal black vote, regardless of the harm they wreak on all Americans? No, I didn't think you were, because it's true.
How is Biden's spectacular awfulness here any different than the explicit or implicit message and theme of what black political figures say, or the destructive mindset that afflicts so many?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 01:16 PM (T+XCu)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (LDja2)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.at May 22, 2020 01:06 PM (GbPPJ)
In public, 90's era Bill Clinton would have been a lot smoother about it. Then again, he would have never go on an independent black channel. Only controlled media like BET for him.
Joe Biden, meanwhile, has no chance of hanging in a crowd like that. Trump might, despite the racial hostility fomented against him, simply because he has so much experience with such people- and many blacks admire his lack of SWPL pretension. You'll never convince me that Chappelle didn't vote Trump, and I'm increasingly confident Chris Rock did too.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (49Hsx)
Posted by: The DNC at May 22, 2020 01:13 PM (Tnijr)
That is exactly how it's being spun.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (GbPPJ)
Only one of the following statements can be true:
- This came from Biden, and it's a gaffe
- This came from the DNC, and they know their constituency
- This came from the DNC, and it's a desperate mistake in the vein of "Deplorables"
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (t+mAj)
"These fingers are registered weapons in 57 states" (/JOE voice)
Posted by: Shooter McLovin at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (HVMmF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
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Joe's pretty confident he can beat Joe Biden.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Eicbe)
Why does Obama always drop his "g"s and say "folks" when talking to white people?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (lcQJG)
Clarence Thomas is not black according to the BC.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (O+I8R)
Biden: 'If You Don't Let Me Sniff Your Hair, You Ain't A Woman'
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7m6fnsr
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (UYvk0)
does anything happen to a ginger? I'm thinking there's a first place HS science project in this.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (CLteG)
You gotta ask yourself....did he go 3 knuckles or only 2.
To tell ya the truth, in all this excitement in my pants, I forget myself.
You've got to ask one question. You do feel raped? Well do ya, puss?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (49Hsx)
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Chappelle ?? Probably.
Chris Rock??? No way.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (nw6Hr)
Once you set foot on the Biden Plantation, you best set your mind to votin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOlovBGD5LU
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (j4t07)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Because black people can't get pictures IDs.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (ZCD4H)
Just like all the other racist crap he has spewed in the past.
"Obama is clean and articulate, not like those other black people!"
"7-11's are full of wogs!"
"Rich people and black people have the same problems!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI)
At this point I can guarantee there will be no Presidential debates allowed.
I see this assertion frequently, but I don't see how the Dems can claim that. Just have the debates via video, with the candidates in different studios, without an audience. It would probably improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:12 PM (vRd8t)
I'm Biden the Clown and I love you
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (t+mAj)
And if you aren't really white, then what are you?
Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...
I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)
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Biden thinks he's orders of magnitude way cooler and way smarter than he actually is. He's a pompous clown. He's always been a pompous clown.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: Orson
He's sharp. I have no doubt the ads are being cut now.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (T6t7i)
Oooh, Yes, Those should be great.
Clarence Thomas - son of sharecropper, grandson of slaves, family spoke Gullah. Super whitey.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Barry McGuire at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (DIosY)
Now that The Karens have turned to church-burning, how much longer are we going to stand for this shit???
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (nw6Hr)
Maybe David Spade convinced him to do so. (assuming Spade voted for Trump)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (LDja2
This.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (UYvk0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (XEfKE)
There is a part in the UK version of The Office that always cracks me up. Gareth is talking about how un-PC his father is, and that he says "darkies" instead of "coloreds."
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (Ez6QX)
At this point I can guarantee there will be no Presidential debates allowed.
I see this assertion frequently, but I don't see how the Dems can claim that. Just have the debates via video, with the candidates in different studios, without an audience. It would probably improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)
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They can make a series of wild demands like Trump is not allowed to speak out of turn or he gets gagged physically, and when the Trump campaign refuses, they can walk away saying that the Trump campaign is being unreasonable and its their fault.
The media will parrot this line, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker
I'll answer this question when I see you smile
Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Madeline Biden at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Barry McGuire at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (DIosY)
I read "McGuire" as "Obama."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Botox side-effect.
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (nw6Hr)
You'd think, but hear me out. SNL absolutely redeemed themselves with the election night sketch, and Chris Rock was laughing way too hard for someone invested in Hillary. Maybe he just didn't vote: but there's something up there.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (49Hsx)
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM
This.
I think it might be more satisfying to hold debates with Trump alone on stage, debating the "moderators".
Posted by: Joe at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (786Ro)
I see this assertion frequently, but I don't see
how the Dems can claim that. Just have the debates via video, with the
candidates in different studios, without an audience. It would probably
improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)
How would it improve them? Having them both sitting on a stupid camera would only help Joe. Plus he will have a teleprompter. So they'll probably do exactly that. Trump will *only* accept a live debate on a stage, crowd or no crowd.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (t+mAj)
We've all seen The King And I, yes?
Anyway, the "Uncle Tom" pejorative is rampant today on the internet.
Biden just pretty much called black people "Uncle Toms." In fact, that's EXACTLY what he inferred.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (j4t07)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
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Joe's pretty confident he can beat Joe Biden.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:17 PM (Eicbe)
It will be an epic ass-kicking.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (T6t7i)
always cracks me up. Gareth is talking about how un-PC his father is,
and that he says "darkies" instead of "coloreds."
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 01:21 PM (Ez6QX)
lol. perfect.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (XEfKE)
And if you aren't really white, then what are you?
Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...
I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)
I wish someone would ask him this. His head would explode.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: setnaffa at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (c4NCi)
And if you aren't really white, then what are you?
Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...
I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)
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Spock should have used this argument to confuse Nomad about the Creator.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (ptqGC)
My handlers hurt me in private and force me to dance like a monkey in the hopes that they'll have power if I'm elected!!!! Please help!
Posted by: Joe Biden briefly escaping his captors at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (UR9yg)
- Gropey Joe
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
RACISS -- You HAD to choose THAT last name, huh??
Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (mZUr4)
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Thank goodness the hate crime laws won't apply to this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)
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Easy, vote for me because I'm exclusively inclusive in my exclusion!
Posted by: Brain dead Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (WEBkv)
If you're white and you vote Biden you're really black. Shaun King hopes so, anyway.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (Ium52)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (T6t7i)
Rochester Anderson and Scroono from the Bowery Boys just shake their heads.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (s2VJv)
I don't think that will fly. Biden and Trump and the moderators can all be seated more than 6 feet from each other. There is no legit reason to debate by video, and after the 1st such debate everyone would be commenting on the coaching and hidden teleprompter in Biden's room.
Joe is getting so slow that he would probably sad "hang on I cant hear you" and then touch his earpiece.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (WE806)
He was very contemptuous of Obama and attacked him for being a fake black man but by the election in 2008 was all in for him and has been really vocal about hating Republicans and white people.
I don't know if that's just pose, he has said before that he has to act a certain way for his audience, but he sure does it convincingly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (yCJpD)
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (Y274z)
And if you aren't really white, then what are you?
Black? But then if you don't vote for Biden...
I don't understand how this works.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:20 PM (WE806)
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza dear Liza
There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza a hole...
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (yQxbm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ptqGC)
Trump is already going to win bigly, but "refusing" to debate him would be the earliest of ends.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (t+mAj)
This is not good. This is how the shooting starts. The single most terrifying headline from this whole months long shitshow. So far.
Anyone reading that and not seeing the parallels better wake up. They're going Full Stalin.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (+7yf7)
Again he's not allowed to call people Uncle Tom's.
Thems the rules.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:09 PM (oVJmc)
........
Now do gays, Joe.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (N9G0H)
Anyway, the "Uncle Tom" pejorative is rampant today on the internet.
Biden just pretty much called black people "Uncle Toms." In fact, that's EXACTLY what he inferred.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:22 PM (j4t07)
The inference is even stranger to me.
He is implying that Race is defined by your support for a specific candidate.
so now, I guess there is the Democrat Race, Republican Race, and some mutants known as Independents?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ghostbuster Biden at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (d6DSt)
This kind of thing has no place on the internet.
I'm going to have this entire thread pulled.
Posted by: Susan Wojcicki at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (oGK48)
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (Ed8Zd)
I'm waiting for him to call them Black Holes.
Posted by: Don LeMon at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (yCJpD)
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, bringing the 2020 hot sauce at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (9PtLS)
He's also an antisemite. Oh wait, wrong Dildo. Never mind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tomorrow's Headline at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (oVJmc)
Thank goodness the hate crime laws won't apply to this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM (ADuZP)
It was a fire of love. Hate has no home in this arson.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (ptqGC)
"Yassuh, Missuh Biden. We's gonna votes for you, jus like you tells us to. Uh-huh..."
Seriously, what an insult he just threw out at black people. I just can't fathom how they probably won't even realize it.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (O+I8R)
This kind of thing has no place on the internet.
I'm going to have this entire thread pulled.
Posted by: Susan Wojcicki at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (oGK4
You'll need to speak to my manager.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (vRd8t)
Trump should insist on only debating Biden's VP selection, since that will be the President if the Biden ticket wins.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (WE806)
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: x at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (nFwvY)
Trump is already going to win bigly, but "refusing" to debate him would be the earliest of ends.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (t+mAj)
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I would see it as an admission that they're going to lose, and I think a lot of people, especially on the left, would see it the same way.
That's going to affect how many people will give money in general and donate their time to campaigns and the DNC.
There will be a debate. The ruse has to continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (UWqZJ)
who knows she won't get punched in the mouth because of her privilege.
Agreed - a lot of Joe's gaffes is because he buried his boorish, racist, grifting muzzle in the public trough for 40 years.
He has indeed been insulated by privilege, and part of his "dementia" is Joey Dipshit coming into contact with the real world outside of his reality-based community.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (2KNZv)
I'm waiting for Joe to call Kamala or Tank "Negress."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:24 PM (ptqGC)
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A simple "you people" are over reacting to what I said" should suffice.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (H7FDq)
It was a joke you people!
Posted by: The DNC
Then could you point out the funny part, please?
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (XxJt1)
Authorities think it *might* have been arson.
(spit)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (+7yf7)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
They have to give us time to finish pouncing.
Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (NI4rU)
Posted by: Joe B. at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Sundown at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (Eicbe)
This sort of "gaffe" should be disqualifying, but since 90% of blacks vote Democrat, I'm not sure how much impact it will have on voters.
But it really does show you how far gone Biden's mental state is that he said something like this.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (Ihsvk)
improve them, and we have the technology. Hell, do them by Zoom.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:19 PM (T6t7i)
How would it improve them?
I wasn't implying it would help Trump to have them done remotely. I get very tired of barking seals during the current debates and would love to have that part eliminated.
Give the moderators a set amount of time to ask their question, and then have their microphone cut so they can't pull a Candy Crowley. After that, let the candidates, and only the candidates, speak.
Trump can handle himself.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (T6t7i)
so now, I guess there is the Democrat Race, Republican Race, and some mutants known as Independents?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (NgKpN)
Try not to intellectualize it. You have to look at everything they say and do through an emotional lens (it helps to be around 10 years old). The emotion is shame. The statement is intended to make weak-minded people feel like a loser if they don't go with "the crowd".
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (t+mAj)
New hotness: "I don't care if Joe Biden boiled a baby and ate it while wearing a KKK hood and burning a cross, I'd still vote for him."
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:26 PM (O+I8R)
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Plenty of people have already said they don't care if Biden assaulted Tara Reade, they will vote for him any way.
Same rule applies with this.
A lot of people really buy into the "Joe just being Joe" lie.
Heck, I did, way back when.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (s2VJv)
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Wait.... CBD is black too ????
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (Y274z)
I've read people online claiming this but have not yet seen any proof or official word it was there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (ptqGC)
He's just repeating the Black Caucus position. It's like saying the N word. They can do it. You can't.
Clarence Thomas is not black according to the BC.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:18 PM (2DOZq)
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Didn't they refuse to allow JC Watts membership in the Congressional Black Caucus?
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (d7Ww2)
Do a Mosque next you fvcking cowards.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (+7yf7)
Then that got taken away from them.
So now they just insist they own the use of the word.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (e284m)
LOL
Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (gJ9O0)
I'm blacker than anyone you've ever met.
I marched on Georgia with Selma and that guy who owns the Cleaners...you know. The guy with the mustache and Lenny Kravitz as his butler.
You know the guy. His Mother was that lady.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:29 PM (yCJpD)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (786Ro)
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You already used that one at a campaign rally, Joe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:25 PM (9PtLS)
He's also an antisemite. Oh wait, wrong Dildo. Never mind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I like the way you lay out history, like butter on a Slip n Slide.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: Joe BIden at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (d7Ww2)
They even made Rachel head of the local NAACP.
Neither of them got any significant push back from the Black Community.
So apparently, Skin Color dictates Attitudes. And Attitudes dictate Skin Color.
Thing is who decides which applies to who?
Are White People forever racist?
Are Black people forever basketball players?
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (yQxbm)
Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (buTO7)
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I see that on the webs and I hang "Oh...#youtoo" on their comments.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Kid Charlamagne at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Billy Sherman at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (e284m)
House of Representatives gutted by fire. Pelosi blames Trump.
Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (Ium52)
Nah. Sorry, but conservatives are pussies. It's why the Left keeps shaking them down for lunch money and shoving them inside lockers - they know there will be no consequences.
You've head the old joke: two conservatives are being led into the death camps, one says to the other "now don't make a fuss, we might get in trouble!"
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (WE806)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (iTXRQ)
Authorities think it *might* have been arson.
(spit)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (+7yf7)
People are so screwed up these days I'll wait 48 hours since I can't rule out that it was a fake arson. I'd look at the financial books.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Sammy Davis at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (d6DSt)
A few others included rape and murder in their public Biden Twitter pledges.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (haWye)
Burning Man should register them at the Department of Mutant Politicians. Make them dress up in weird outlandish clothes such as suits and ties.
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (Y274z)
https://bit.ly/3bSnHDp
All I can say is expect more of this.
(HOLLY SPRINGS, Miss.) - A church in Mississippi was destroyed by a suspected arson fire, about a month after its pastor filed a lawsuit challenging the city of Holly Springs on gathering restrictions amid the coronavirus outbreak.
First Pentecostal Church in Holly Springs, Mississippi, burned down Wednesday morning, news outlets reported. When investigators from the Marshall County Sheriff's Office got to the scene, they found graffiti in the church parking lot that read: "Bet you stay home now you hypokrites."
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 21, 2020 06:27 PM (yQpMk)
You'll need to speak to my manager.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (buTO7)
Seems we do NOT have an extradition treaty with Ukraine, which is why so many financial shenanigans may have been going on there.
Trump should sign one, because I have the feeling Ukraine will be indicting Biden for interfering in their politics.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)
Google-bot reads our 'ments.
Guess what movie Youtube just recommended to me when I refreshed the page? King of the Zombies (1941), starring Mantan Moreland, a black actor who often plays a nervous irreverent butler.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (j4t07)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (H7FDq)
Posted by: Joe Biden, speaking from the heart, from me to you at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (N9G0H)
Where's the FBI on that church burning? Barr?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (j4t07)
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (Ig7fT)
Seriously. Just stick with it. It'll grow on you. Like a fungus or a yeast infection.
Bad Touch Biden 2020
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (vQNA/)
Trump can handle himself.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:28 PM (T6t7i)
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Allow the moderators two followup questions, and the opposing candidate one followup question.
Allow the candidates four questions for the other candidate at the beginning of the debate.
I can see Trump asking Joe, "What day is it today, Joe".
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:33 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (vmRc0)
That's going to affect how many people will give money in general and donate their time to campaigns and the DNC.
There will be a debate. The ruse has to continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:27 PM (UWqZJ)
I disagree - I don't think they can dare allow one to happen, no matter how much it hurts them not to do it. They know even better than we do that Biden cannot make it through even 5 minutes of normal conversation without his dementia breaking through. Even if they held the debate by video, with the candidates in different locations, Biden's likely to stand up on camera and show everyone that he forgot to put pants on that day when he starts wandering around the set.
They *have* to hide him and run him as the stealth candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but they don't have any other viable choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)
Biden and the Hole-in-Head Coalition will prevail!
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (lKn9z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 01:32 PM (ptqGC)
He is a ballerina. I honestly don't know how he does it. He has an uncanny sense of political winds, mass sentiment, the truth, and most of all he knows how to deliver a lose-lose proposition to his opponents like nobody I've ever seen.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (t+mAj)
Can't wait for Corky McPastereater to talk to an hispanic, asian, indian (dot or feather) who disagrees with him.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)
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HEY!!! BERNIE!!!!!
TOO BAD YOU YOU FUCKING *QUIT* AINT IT!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (O+I8R)
They *have* to hide him and run him as the stealth candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but they don't have any other viable choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)
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He made it through the last debate with Sanders fine. I think they'll latch onto that for hope on the first debate.
Of course, Biden wasn't really challenged, so it'll be a completely different ballgame with Trump.
But yeah, I cannot imagine them just up and saying, "No debate because Trump is a meanie."
I mean, even Hillary did the debate with Trump. Is Biden less of a man than Hillary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (yQxbm)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (9PtLS)
how much it hurts them not to do it. They know even better than we do
that Biden cannot make it through even 5 minutes of normal conversation
without his dementia breaking through.
That might actually be the plan. They'll let Biden publicly burst into flame, and then "sadly" conclude that he must be replaced.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (t+mAj)
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..... while making the very stupid among them chase the laser point all over the room.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (nw6Hr)
De Camptown racists? I don't believe I know that one.
Posted by: Kid Charlamagne at May 22, 2020 01:30 PM (Tnijr)
Camptown racists sing dis song
Bid-en, Bid-en
Real blackfolks betta sing along
Bid-en all dee day
Votin through dee mail
Votin when you dead
Bet my last vote on dee blue
and dee country voted red
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (O+I8R)
Biden 8 Ball?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (NgKpN)
Google-bot reads our 'ments.
Guess what movie Youtube just recommended to me when I refreshed the page? King of the Zombies (1941), starring Mantan Moreland, a black actor who often plays a nervous irreverent butler.
Posted by: Soothsayer
My autobiography!
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)
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HEY!!! BERNIE!!!!!
TOO BAD YOU YOU FUCKING *QUIT* AINT IT!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:35 PM (nw6Hr)
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His campaign is technically only suspended. He could start it up again if he wanted to.
He doesn't want to, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: iandeal at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vgGyZ)
Given his hair sniffing, finger banging proclivities, I can only assume he would try to fuck it. Then we could all see the metaphor literally.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)
Is this a trick question
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (nRk/c)
Zionism equals Racism?
Great! Now I can hate myself!
Posted by: Sammy Davis at May 22, 2020 01:31 PM (d6DSt)
"Manischewitz Concord Rape. Go fetch me a glass, boy!"
- - Joey Sex-Knuckles
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:37 PM (+7yf7)
They'll let Biden publicly burst into flame, and then "sadly" conclude that he must be replaced.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (T6t7i)
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Wait... wut.... me??
No. Well.... Im flattered. Let me think about it.
...
...
Oh... what the heck YOLO!!! IM IN!!!
Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:37 PM (nw6Hr)
candidate. I agree, that would be admitting how bad off he is, but
they don't have any other viable choice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (trdmm)
They made Hillary pretty non-lizardlike and healthy-looking for three straight debates. Being hidden away, they have all kind of specialized drug cocktails and rest protocols they can test until then.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (zr5Kq)
They will Joffrey him at the debate.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (zr5Kq)
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I was 2 years old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)
Google-bot reads our 'ments.
Guess what movie Youtube just recommended to me when I refreshed the page? King of the Zombies (1941), starring Mantan Moreland, a black actor who often plays a nervous irreverent butler.
Posted by: Soothsayer
My autobiography!
Posted by: zombie at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)
Mantan. Racist or a precursor of Robert Mandan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
I have to agree with this assessment.
Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:34 PM (vmRc0)
aw come on! You post a remark like that, it's like giving Roger Rabbit the "Shave and a Haircut" knock to so many of us here. So many opportunities in that short sentence! That's really well crafted, I gotta say. But I'm glad you're posting again, and I ain't gonna riff on your remarks at all. Nosiree, welcome back!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (trdmm)
Sounds like Satan's little helper has taken a huge short position in a lot of European stocks and currencies.
Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)
So you did not vote ?
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (zr5Kq)
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Someone could make a lot of money if they had the connections and ability to get it to market. The Future President doll or something like that, that is just some vaguely Biden-looking gray haired white guy in a suit.
Have it read off a bunch of random autofill word salads when you press a button. Always start with gun, health care, race, etc., and then the follow up nonsense.
$20 a fat and they'd probably sell like hot dogs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)
He doesn't want to, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)
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I know.
But I LOVE calling Bernie a quitter on my Bernbots friends Facebook pages when they bitch about Trump.
TOO BAD BERNIE QUIT, NO ???
Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (XxJt1)
I have to agree with this assessment.
Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (MxEKc)
No, about politics. Hence authenticity. Hence, it's all a complete Democrat dodge. As we all know. Or should know.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (b4jST)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (O+I8R)
BRAVO!
I could sense there was a good parody there but my mind was just not into it.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (yQxbm)
Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
"Pfft."
- - Farina
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)
His grandfather Mandingo was always ashamed of him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (trdmm)
That might actually be the plan. They'll let Biden publicly burst into flame, and then "sadly" conclude that he must be replaced.
They will Joffrey him at the debate.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (vRd8t)
They're gonna marry me off to Natalie Dormer?
I'm in!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: William Eaton at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (NI4rU)
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UR9yg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)
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Year I got married.
Fuck.
Dude... just dont my kill grass standing there..... mmmkay.
Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Y'all know how the rest of it goes.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (+7yf7)
They're gonna marry me off to Natalie Dormer?
I'm in!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:40 PM (EGyGV)
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There won't be enough time for consummation, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Joe 30330 at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (C8Nsg)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (9PtLS)
Of course, Biden wasn't really challenged, so it'll be a completely different ballgame with Trump.
But yeah, I cannot imagine them just up and saying, "No debate because Trump is a meanie."
I mean, even Hillary did the debate with Trump. Is Biden less of a man than Hillary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:36 PM (UWqZJ)
I absolutely see them trying to play the "Trump is so Criminal and Evil that we refuse to allow him the legitimacy and dignity that comes with a debate" card.
I even expect them to send out a pre-recorded message from Gropey Joe listing off the name of every woman who has ever accused PDT of anything.
It delights their base, and it keeps Biden off of the stage and out of the public eye.
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (vmRc0)
TOO BAD BERNIE QUIT, NO ???
------------------------
Bernie reminds me of Joe Leiberman. Both came very close to doing something brave and wisely ran away from their convictions.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (b4jST)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (33UXe)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UR9yg)
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Even the center left media would be shaking their heads in disbelief at the narrative Biden just handed Trump by skipping debates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)
Yeah each candidate's team should write up the questions for the other
candidate, and the moderator should have the power only to read the
questions and control time
That would be excellent. Mollie, Kim, and a few others could write our questions.
It would make no difference whatsoever to the Dem's questions, since they'd be identical to the questions asked by the media, and Trump's had 3+ years of practice for the gotchas.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (UWqZJ)
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Year I got married.
Fuck.
Dude... just dont my kill grass standing there..... mmmkay.
Posted by: Hillary!! at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (nw6Hr)
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And now I have kids!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)
Sounds like Satan's little helper has taken a huge short position in a lot of European stocks and currencies.
Posted by: Furious George at May 22, 2020 01:39 PM (9vQJW)
Well in this I'd say Soros is right, but only because a Big Wet Fart on the Champs Elysee could threaten the survival of the EU.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (zr5Kq)
I was 29, for real. Haven't aged at all of course
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (NI4rU)
I was 28, really seems like more than a year!
/sarc
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (NgKpN)
And that trim the schmeckel thing, but seriously, vote Biden!
Posted by: Joe "The Shocka" Biden at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (v0R5T)
Mantan. Racist or a precursor of Robert Mandan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM (s2VJv)
Chester Tate.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (j4t07)
Sure, gaffes, the tall things with spots, long neck, have those knob things on their heads
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
If I was Trump: "You know what? If he wants to kick you out of the identity politics club they've tried to imprison you with, let him. We'll just have to offer you an upgrade. We just have one group for the whole lot of us, though: American. Let's take this chance to drop the hyphens, stop holding ourselves apart, and embrace the familiar motto: E Pluribus Unum, and ensure that opportunity and the blessings of liberty are found everywhere in abundance."
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 22, 2020 01:43 PM (J+mig)
would execute if Biden ducked the debates? Trump would start tweeting
about how he won all three of the debates against Hillary, and that's
why Joe is scared. Lol
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2020 01:41 PM (UR9yg)
All Trump will have to say is Joe won't debate because "he can't". End of election.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (t+mAj)
maybe call Trump a MFer or something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)
All scientists are as pure as the driven snow, you see, and it's "scary" that Trump is, in his raging, adopting a Queeg posture against sanity and reason and making cruel accusations.
(as circulated by an individual I know elsewhere, who on politics is One Stupid Motherfucker)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (CGB5H)
https://tinyurl.com/yden2em8
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (xptlg)
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Trump's fundraising emails already call him Hiden Biden.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (H7FDq)
"What I meant to say was, if you don't vote for me, you are a no good dog-faced pony soldier racist, no matter if you're black, white, or spotted like a hyena."
Posted by: Gref at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (H7FDq)
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"I gots no place else to go!"
-Stacey Abrams
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (UWqZJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yden2em8
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (wiXsO)
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Gawd I love that woman.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (nw6Hr)
Joe Crow classifications include:
"passing", mulattos, mulatresse, quadroons, quarterons, octoroons, melungeons, sacatras, griffes, metifs, meameloucs, sangmeles, mangos.
And Corn Pop.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (Ndje9)
The left's response on this has been kind of scattered and hesitant, like they realize this is awful and ghastly and are stunned right now. They'll rally though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
They're coordinating a response.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)
pre-recorded talking points, he would sound more intelligent.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
*****
[pulls ring]....."There's a snake in my boots"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Joe at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: torabora at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Y274z)
-Stacey Abrams
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (UWqZJ)
.........
*neighborhood dogs start barking*
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (v0R5T)
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I suspect Italy and Greece are the next two to leave. Being a German welcome mat for Angela's 'Syrians' doesn't wear well while being indebt to Germany. Best to leave, institute your own currency and inflate your way out of German bondage. Those Germans aren't going to summer on the Baltic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (b4jST)
In context, it's even worse.
1) He cuts the black guy off and the guy asks for more time
2) Biden then makes a big show of looking at his watch and repeats he has to go
3) the guy says Biden needs to come to visit
4) Biden takes that as an implication "to get my support"
And that's where he drops the "if you don't support me, you're not black"
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (CQ3Qb)
One beep for no, two beeps for yes.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Eicbe)
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Three beeps for hair sniffing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
I see this Val Demings imbecile from the Shampeachment trials is now being vetted by Joey Chitlins.
That Tank Abrams, Demings, Mikvah Waters and all the rest are silent about this shows how duplicitous they are and that racial politics is the greatest scam on earth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: iandeal at May 22, 2020 01:10 PM (vgGyZ)
Given his hair sniffing, finger banging proclivities, I can only assume he would try to fuck it. Then we could all see the metaphor literally.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
***
Fornicatin' Phalanges say "Put me in coach! Gimme da ball!"
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (axyOa)
[pulls ring]....."I love lamp"
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: torabora
Two in the pink, 1 in the stink.
Biden/Token Black 2020
Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (MNz1C)
Depends on the chick.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
"You using the whole fist, Joe? 'Moon River...' "
- - Fletch Abrams
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (9vQJW)
pre-recorded talking points, he would sound more intelligent.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
........
"...that's number one, number two, I'm out of time."
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (CQ3Qb)
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Well, Barron, Emperor of the Western Hemisphere, will have declared any mention of the Democratic Party to be treason and sedition all in one, so there will be no other way to classify people from the past.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (UWqZJ)
356 Joe will from now on be appearing in Captain Pike's chair.
One beep for no, two beeps for yes.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:46 PM (Eicbe)
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Three beeps for hair sniffing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:47 PM (UWqZJ)
hey! That chair is gonna have to be modified to allow the black chillin to rub his leg hair.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (e284m)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 01:45 PM (aKsyK)
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They wanted to make it racism, but then they realized they've got to do some more thinking to make it racism.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)
*******
Interview With General Flynn's Lawyer Sidney Powell - The Dan Bongino Show® - YouTube
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (33UXe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: J. Inslee, Anal Receptive ATM Enthusiast at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)
I don't know.
I see them going into full "Deranged Twitter" mode and repeating the "DRUMPF RAPED TWENTY WOMEN!" BS over and over again as a way of defending Gropey Joe.
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: J. Inslee, Anal Receptive ATM Enthusiast at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (d6DSt)
Octoroons are 8-sided cookies from Keebler...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:42 PM (UWqZJ)
I don't know.
I see them going into full "Deranged Twitter" mode and repeating the "DRUMPF RAPED TWENTY WOMEN!" BS over and over again as a way of defending Gropey Joe.
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (vmRc0)
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"And he was going to rape Joe, too!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:49 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (UUUON)
y son just lost his job. fuck me, this just gets better and better.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:48 PM (dUJdY)
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Sorry Jewells.
What does he do.??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (NzqW0)
(twitchy link in sig)
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (j9HX3)
If the campaign had kept Biden in a basement, but with communication links whatsoever, they'd actually be better off today.
Maybe issue communiques, and if necessary, a John Gill setup where a fat microphone conceals Biden's mouth while someone else does the talking.
These satanic dickheads keep telling everyone not to believe their own eyes. Biden isn't a nasty demented blowhard. Socialism works. The Democratic Party is motivated by altruism. 2 + 2 = 5.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (lKn9z)
********
It was funny ! but It was like a BIG football player in HS slapping around a bookworm geek
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (33UXe)
Well, this will give something for the MSM to freak out about.
Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:51 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (NzqW0)
It's my favorite album.
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at May 22, 2020 01:51 PM (v0R5T)
Profit!
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:51 PM (yQxbm)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (33UXe)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM
He was retarded then.
New press secretary up.
Love her.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (95j/9)
Tom stayed faithful to his Democrat Masters, till one of them killed him. (OK, he encouraged a couple slaves to escape ... but Tom kept "voting" Democrat)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (Cus5s)
I just don't know what else to do anymore. Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (zr5Kq)
I believe Trump has that thing in him where he occasionally likes to go for the jugular-
like when he told Hillary 'you'd be in jail'
I think in a debate with Uncle Joe, Trump would poke him repeatedly with rhetorical sticks and eventually get the old coot to go all Mt St Helen's
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)
You know who else stayed in the basement and communicated with the outside world?
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (RuIsu)
You know, when the south was still solid Dem?
There's some neat little nuggets of pure delight Biden has never had to answer for, I guarentee it.
And you know the best part?
Obama.
"I'm not racist, I have black friends!"
What ever you say, cracker
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (aO8Gd)
(twitchy link in sig)
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (j9HX3)
And yet, abortion is totes kosher. Unreal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (dUJdY)
Turns out the last 20 years was just the preliminary.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (yQxbm)
Soon, from the Bulwark:
"How Joe Biden Telling a Black Man He's Not Black is Just What America Needs to Hear"
Posted by: StefanH at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (LDja2)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (95j/9)
You'd get "Cabin In the Sky."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound Esq. Registered Restaurant Patron at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)
I would say 25% are definitely that stupid, and the other 25% are just so damned ignorant and poorly educated that they don't have the knowledge or tools to see reality.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
see Obama, two-term president
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (axyOa)
maybe call Trump a MFer or something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)
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If they are side by side, I fully expect Joe to try to punch out PDT in the last half hour.
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (NI4rU)
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:53 PM (RuIsu)
exactly
dis is y I din't go der
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (UUUON)
- - Fletch Abrams
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Funny -- this thread reminded me of Fletch Lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1z5PejkIyY
Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound Esq. Registered Restaurant Patron at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (9X60i)
Sadly, that is highly unlikely in the extreme.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:38 PM
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And these days, plagiarism wouldn't even enter into it.
Posted by: Axeman at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (Eicbe)
so...2/3 ?
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (zr5Kq)
his cow towing the their Jr Generals Sharpton,Abrams, and Available to be BOUGHT black Minstrels .............in the OPEN TOO! WTF.
Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (dUJdY)
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Sorry Hon.
I know it sounds trite... but Ive been there. THings usually happen for a reason.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (nw6Hr)
I just don't know what else to do anymore. Half the people in this country can't really be this stupid, can they?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)
Considering that they go with the philosophy of "I can't win unless you are completely wiped out", yes, yes they can.
Posted by: Allie at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 22, 2020 01:50 PM (j9HX3)
Just ignorant. These people got stunted at age 12, I'm sure of it.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (NI4rU)
Sound of 20 million people on the other side of the Rio Grande, and 30 million already here shouting, "hey cabron! right here!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Jack S. Phoggbound Esq. Registered Restaurant Patron at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (9X60i)
Sadly, that is highly unlikely in the extreme.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (s2VJv)
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I think it's a greater than 0% chance that Swalwell will lose, not that he's listed there or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker
I'm hoping she goes full Jive Lady from Airplane!
"Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit."
Posted by: wooga at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (VPAqP)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (b4jST)
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 01:57 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 22, 2020 01:58 PM (Lsba+)
Posted by: More stuff Joe Biden says at May 22, 2020 01:58 PM (yAc5z)
Diversion of resources from African anti-Malarial efforts may kill 300,000 on its own.
The longer the economy is shuttered, and the more resources are plowed into coronavirus prevention, the more we're going to see mortality from poverty/unemployment related causes (suicide, overdose, violent crime) as well as other diseases.
The lockdown is not a neutral choice, it also kills, and its proponents have no right to pretend moral high ground.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 22, 2020 01:58 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: 29Victor at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (BJKQV)
It almost has to be a black woman VP. Either her or Kamala?
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (Ihsvk)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)
you just broke rule # 6
never use the word "better" when referring to McStain or MUTT
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 01:59 PM (UUUON)
Will let you know.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (WE806)
maybe call Trump a MFer or something
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)
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If they are side by side, I fully expect Joe to try to punch out PDT in the last half hour.
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (+0uDE)
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"Whatever Joe. At least my kids WORK for me. Your kid grafts off of the Ukranians"
..... THAT oughtta do the trick.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (nw6Hr)
first debate in 2012 because of information the Obama administration dug
up from illegally spying on him, would he have been a better candidate
against Obama in 2008 than John McCain?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 01:56 PM (UWqZJ)
I think he's been owned for a long time so no. I never understood why he saved his best speech in 2008 for the one he made the day he dropped out. I had been supporting him. It was patriotic and full of energy. I couldn't make heads or tails of that, when for the rest of his campaign, he seemed to mostly just mail it in.
Realizing years later he had just been "playing a part" squared that circle.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (b4jST)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (4a9Vv)
"Mistakes were made. Now let's get back to talking about the real issues..."
Posted by: brak at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (cG+eD)
Wouldn't he have to stay alive until after he is sworn in?
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 22, 2020 02:00 PM (dQF3z)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (yQxbm)
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (RuIsu)
Shame on black Democrats who speak to people like this.
Double shame on the white ones... how condescending. Can you imagine a white Dem speaking like this to an Indian (feather) or a Jew or a Polynesian or whatever? No. Way.
Triple shame on Democrat black voters who take this shit lying down. If I were inclined to vote for a decrepit, corrupt shambling corpse just because he had a "D" glued to his exposed skull, and he said this about Jews, I'd be disabused of that notion in an instant.
If Joe Biden says this to you, and you vote for Joe Biden, then you're a bitch. There. I said it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (h6CJG)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 02:01 PM (aO8Gd)
That is just so effed up in so many ways. Joe should start wearing a 'fro wig.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (vtcmf)
that he tweeted what he did. As someone in the comments said, "you're
better than this". He usually is.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (T6t7i)
I was a huge fan of his back in the 90's because he is a genius in his field. I am fascinated by linguistics and cognitive science.
But under Bush Pinker decided his best place was out of his lane, and he could be like that dummy Chomsky.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (t+mAj)
1. A woman
2. Black
3. Dumb enough to want to be on the ticket with Joe Biden
Posted by: Johan at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (bHjwR)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (2KNZv)
Will let you know.
Posted by: Fen
Yikes! Prayers up for you, Fen. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must be cautious!
Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 02:03 PM (mZUr4)
"...then you ain't black."
That is just so effed up in so many ways. Joe should start wearing a 'fro wig.
Posted by: wth
I generally find that it isn't really necessary.
Posted by: Shaun King at May 22, 2020 02:03 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 02:03 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Mars Joe at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (88+cf)
THANK YOU GOD!
(I don't attend. But YES! anyway. Hope my prayers helped.)
And should be good news for Grammie, for a change.
Posted by: Empire1 at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (L+CKA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)
I would say 25% are definitely that stupid, and the other 25% are just so damned ignorant and poorly educated that they don't have the knowledge or tools to see reality.
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I have to resist assigning an evil nature to most of these people. I admit it's hard. A smaller percentage is, but CBD is right in that they are stupid, or a combo of ignorant and poorly-educated. They're brainwashed by an unethical "press" who does not report truth, they're brainwashed by an education system that does not teach truth. How some of us escape those clutches at all is amazing in and of itself.
As for Biden, he'll get 1/2 the voting population to support him. Are they that stupid? I refer us all back to 2012. It haunts me to this day.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (O+I8R)
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Hell, I'd vote for Samuel L. Jackson just to watch him shoot hippies.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (b4jST)
Posted by: Smokin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: corn and beans at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:02 PM (2KNZv)
Only Pres Trump would do that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (6wiwL)
Can't be Kamala. Black people don't like her.
1) She pretended to be ghetto when she grew up at some private school in Canada. Poser.
2) She jailed blacks for Weed possession and then joked about smoking weed herself (to appear more authentic).
3) And the black women I know REALLY hate homewreckers. They have no respect for women who get promoted because of the oral skills.
BTW, you know how white women get all smug when they say white men have no rhythm? The reverse is even more true - if you haven't slept with a black woman, you are missing out on one of the finer things in life. Brings a whole new level of sensual.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (WE806)
I love it.
I guess the Constitution is non negotionable.
Good for him, and us.
Posted by: Case at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (bFzPX)
Guys like Douglas Murray and Dave Rubin aren't really gay.
Women like Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin aren't really women.
Identity politics means Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are blacker than those guys, Beto O'Rourke is gay (and more mexican) than those other guys, and Chuck Schumer and Ralph Northam are more women than those gals are.
And we call the trannies crazy.....
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (hku12)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 01:52 PM (xfb67)
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Sniffy, go to any shopping center and look around.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (b4jST)
Well, I best be getting back onto that thar plantation, then. Freedom was nice while it lasted.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2020 02:06 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (b4jST)
Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (O+I8R)
It killed me for years, Lady, until I could no longer ignore the fact that America had the *right* instinct about the incumbent dogeater vs that malignant disingenous shitstain Romney. No way he should have displaced anyone. Obama was a crappy known quantity. But Mitt couldn't be trusted. America was right.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (t+mAj)
Biden/Dementia 2020
Posted by: Joey Clamps at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (MNz1C)
I love it.
I guess the Constitution is non negotionable.
Good for him, and us.
Posted by: Case at May 22, 2020 02:05 PM (bFzPX)
We're heading for another Ft. Sumter, only this time it'll be in a church. Or a barbershop.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (hku12)
Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (5IHGB)
THANK YOU GOD!
He also said that the governors could call him with questions but that "they will not win on that phone call".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:04 PM (O+I8R)
It killed me for years, Lady, until I could no longer ignore the fact that America had the *right* instinct about the incumbent dogeater vs that malignant disingenous shitstain Romney. No way he should have displaced anyone. Obama was a crappy known quantity. But Mitt couldn't be trusted. America was right.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (t+mAj)
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At the time, I imagined the Romney would be a competent technocrat, and little more. I saw that as a step up from Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 02:08 PM (UWqZJ)
I'm afraid one of you is going to have to put me down before it's all over. All I ask is that you make it quick. Maybe get Scarlett Johansson to give me a mercy lap dance too...
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:08 PM (WE806)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2020 01:54 PM (dUJdY)
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This is happening to so many people that I know and it's only going to get worse. I will add your son to my daily prayers..
Also, make sure you add him to the prayer list.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (wiXsO)
Biden
What a F***stick.
All he can do is promote division and hate.
We don't need to pay government employees to do that, there are plenty in the press that already do that for free.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (b4jST)
What's this OR business???
Posted by: The World, in 2020 at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (hku12)
Posted by: createss at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (hCqcJ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (nRk/c)
LBJ:
"These negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days and that's a problem for us since they've got something now that they never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this, we've got to give them a little something, just enough
to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference. For if we don't move at all, then their allies will line up against us and there will be no way of stopping them, we'll lose the filibuster and there'll be no way of putting a brake on all sorts of wild legislation. It'll be Reconstruction all over again."
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2020 02:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Augustine at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (Alp4m)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:07 PM (b4jST)
What's this OR business???
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Cereally, I worked with a Darrell Harris chick who was awful. I'm just checking.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (b4jST)
Doubt it, but that's how it would go down. Seen it before.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (WE806)
That is just so effed up in so many ways. Joe should start wearing a 'fro wig.
Posted by: wth at May 2
Add it to the list, along with "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids."
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (/tG8l)
Posted by: Cheri at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (T6t7i)
Pinker is one of the clowns who's been pushing the "kids don't need to be taught English, their language already is sufficient to their needs."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (dBq3T)
Posted by: Augustine at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (Alp4m)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Doubt it, but that's how it would go down. Seen it before.
Posted by: Fen at May 22, 2020 02:10 PM (WE806)
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Their Twitter account hasn't said anything about Biden for a while, it looks like.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 02:11 PM (5IHGB)
I'm afraid one of you is going to have to put me down before it's all over. All I ask is that you make it quick. Maybe get Scarlett Johansson to give me a mercy lap dance too...
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We'll give you one of those head-to-toe Silkwood scrubdowns when you get back.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (O+I8R)
Well, I best be getting back onto that thar plantation, then. Freedom was nice while it lasted.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2020 02:06 PM (iuFgi)
Also, when the NAACP endorses a candidate, which Biden says they've been doing for all his elections, you should just shut up and do what the NACCP tells you.
Joe believes NAACP decides for all black people, who they should vote for.
I wonder how he got that idea.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Monty James at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (Zqz9o)
This reminds me if the Herlihy Boy skit with Sandler and Farley.
LET JOE SNIFF HER HAIR!!! IS IT ASKING TO MUCH TO LET HIM SNIFF HER HAIR?
LET JOE FEEL HER CHEST!!! HER DOCTOR DOES IT! LET JOE FEEL HER CHEST!!!
LET JOE MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTER!! YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT RIGHT? THEN LET HIM MOLEST HER FOR GODS SAKE!!! CANT YOU SEE HOW SAD HE IS IF HE CANT MOLEST YOUR GIRLS?? LET JOE MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTER!
Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (gIYPV)
Remember the Law of Large Numbers says most measurable data follows a bell curve. Think of someone that you think of as average, then tell yourself that roughly half the population is NOT as smart as that person, and they vote!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (6wiwL)
"Strip off that wax."
"Colored boy, eh..."
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: azalea city at May 22, 2020 02:12 PM (WX+x0)
She tried to save a mouse she stepped on? That's a good egg. Raised well, clearly.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 22, 2020 02:13 PM (Lsba+)
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2020 01:55 PM (+0uDE)
That's exactly how I see something like that going down. First, he'll start getting flustered. Then, when Trump is calling him on every little thing, he'll start getting confused. When he's confused, he won't be able to verbalize anything. When he can't talk back, he'll get angry. At that point, he'll lash out physically.
Pretty typical behavior for dementia patients.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 02:13 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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But NYC subways remaining open without any slowdown is somewhere in the Constitution.
Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2020 02:13 PM (Ihsvk)
Posted by: Head Nazi or Joe Biden? at May 22, 2020 02:15 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Corona-kun at May 22, 2020 02:15 PM (A+VfD)
Posted by: Monty James at May 22, 2020 02:17 PM (Zqz9o)
You people can't think for yourselves! The Democrat Party thinks for you!
Posted by: Case at May 22, 2020 02:18 PM (bFzPX)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 22, 2020 02:38 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Justasheep at May 22, 2020 02:44 PM (L9Eia)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2020 04:28 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: slithery dee at May 22, 2020 05:00 PM (pnfZk)
Is the Klan still active in DE? Maybe there's an opening for a new Kleagle with the local chapter?
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at May 22, 2020 06:02 PM (0zQ7X)
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