Joey Sneakyfingers Biden: No, I Had No Idea About Any Investigations Into Michael Flynn.<br>Wait, You Have Evidence I Was Present at Obama's "By the Book" Meeting?<br>Oh, Right. I Meant To Say I Didn't Know Anything About a Prosecution.

Joey Sneakyfingers Biden: No, I Had No Idea About Any Investigations Into Michael Flynn.
Wait, You Have Evidence I Was Present at Obama's "By the Book" Meeting?
Oh, Right. I Meant To Say I Didn't Know Anything About a Prosecution.

Either lying or senile, and let's not rule out Senile Lying.

Note that he immediately goes to the talking point that obese effeminate propagandist Brian Stelter is already repeating a hundred times a day-- that we cannot even talk about Michael Flynn because it's a distraction from coronavirus.

Weird, impeachment wasn't a distraction from coronavirus as it was spreading around the world.

But all the things the Democrats don't want to talk about are now, yes, "distractions."

During an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America," Biden was pressed by George Stephanopoulos over what he knew about the Obama administration's moves to investigate Flynn, and whether there was anything improper done.
"I know nothing about those moves to investigate Michael Flynn," Biden initially said, calling the topic a "diversion" from the coronavirus pandemic.
Stephanopoulos, though, pressed Biden again, questioning whether he attended an Oval Office meeting on Jan. 5, 2017--during the presidential transition period--where Flynn apparently was discussed.

"No, I thought you asked me whether or not I had anything to do with him being prosecuted," Biden said. "I'm sorry."
"I was aware that there was--that they asked for an investigation, but that's all I know about it, and I don’t think anything else ..."

Good Morning America chooses to give this clip the headline, Biden pushes back on Trump's testing claims, labels coronavirus response 'incompetent', instead of something more accurate, such as Biden first denies, then admits, knowledge of Flynn investigation.

That's the news here. It's routine and obvious that he should criticize Trump as "incompetent." That's his entire campaign.

What's new and novel is that he first lied about knowing about the Flynn probe, and then admitted it when pressed.

By the way, don't bother looking for that clip in this story or the video clip attached to it. They've edited it out to present the Biden attack line without any complications.

However, you can see the exchange at this clip on YouTube... until Clinton War Room staffer George Stephanopolous edits it out there, too.

Jump to 2:15.

"I know nothing about those moves [by the FBI] to investigate Michael Flynn," Joe Biden claimed.

Reminded he was in a January 5, 2017, Oval Office meeting with President Obama and the FBI Director about investigating Flynn, Biden admits "I was aware... but that's all I know." pic.twitter.com/SImLNoqhd7
— Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022 & get the APP (@TrumpWarRoom) May 12, 2020

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1 First!

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2020 01:33 PM (yL25O)

2 Even his fingers are senile.

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:34 PM (N9G0H)

3 I watched this live. Nearly choked on my covfefe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

5 I did not have sexual relations with that man, Gen Flynn.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2020 01:35 PM (WdocV)

6 Either lying or senile, and let's not rule out Senile Lying

New verb, applies only to Biden:

Senilying.

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:35 PM (N9G0H)

7 Does Georgie still have the 'Rona?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

8 The diversion from coronavirus line seems kind of stupid to me. I know Biden is senile but that line is stupid even for someone who's senile.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

9 By the way for any of you young girls out there concerned about this horrible Calendar virus, it is proven that rubbing my leg hair gives you complete protection. That's no malarky!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (WdocV)

10 I cannot wait for the debate between this senile douche and the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

11 And yes, I did update my nick photo with a new self-portrait snapped during lockdown.

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)

12 Can't listen and eat paste at the same time.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (88+cf)

13 BIDEN CLAPS BACK!!

Posted by: Very Serious Media at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (4Q1w7)

14 7
Does Georgie still have the 'Rona?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

He did, short recovery

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (DjiZK)

15 And they are gong to nominate this senile putz?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 01:37 PM (85Gof)

16 I'm embracing the power of and. He's senile and a pathological liar.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 12, 2020 01:37 PM (J+mig)

17 Dammit zombie. I should know better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

18 Biden says he was aware during the Flynn meeting. He can't claim to be aware anymore

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

19 He did, short recovery
___

THE VIRUS IS DEATH!

Posted by: Gov Cuomo at May 12, 2020 01:37 PM (WdocV)

20 Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)

OMG, why did I click, WHY did I click!!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2020 01:37 PM (DjiZK)

21 "While Trump merely talked about grabbing pussies, I was out there in trenches actually grabbing them! By my word as a Biden, he is incompetent compared to me!"

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (N9G0H)

22 I watched this live. Nearly choked on my covfefe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

You're better than I am, Jane. I can't watch any of this shit in real time; I can only stand reading Ace or JJs takes on it. I'm already a damned depressive, feeling completely isolated IRL, and if I were in front of a TV watching this crap, I'd end up taking the gas pipe.

Ace and JJ and the cobs do yeoman work watching this.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (2JVJo)

23 And yes, I did update my nick photo with a new self-portrait snapped during lockdown.

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)

You look fabulous!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (88+cf)

24

Come on, man!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (x4XFu)

25 It's very difficult to keep a complex lie straight even if you're a sharp person. Biden is as sharp as a bowl of jello.

Posted by: pep at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (T6t7i)

26 If he said that to an FBI agent,

He'd be going to Jail!

Right?

Posted by: Roger Stone channeling Scooter Libby at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (NgKpN)

27 Joey Fingers is probably not aware of where he is half the time.

In a just world, he'd be in one of Cuomo's nursing homes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)

28 You know the best thing about grabbing twenty nine year old pussies?

There are twenty of them!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 12, 2020 01:39 PM (WdocV)

29 He's lying and demented, but that is beside the point. We already knew that.

He has also demonstrated that, in certain circumstances, he can hold up to well-constructed softball interviews. He held up here. He screwed up his response and was able to pivot to "I misheard." He didn't slur or break down. He had prepared answers and was able to deliver them and was able to backtrack and correct.

This is more like Biden *was* - dull and stupid but able to recover when in a good environment with friendlies. Given that a good environment with friendlies is more or less guaranteed, I don't like it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2020 01:39 PM (hYcqw)

30
Joey "Badfingers" Biden: "Hey, my fingers have been in a lot of places, but that weren't one of 'em!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 12, 2020 01:39 PM (rQe9y)

31 TAG: Misc

Matt Wolking (Text TRUMP to 88022)
@MattWolking

Comcast owns NBC News and MSNBC, and tonight its Senior Executive VP David Cohen hosted a fundraiser for Joe Biden.

Biden told Cohen he'd take questions but "If they're hard questions, I've got to ask you to answer them."

Cohen replied, "I would never ask you a hard question."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2020 01:39 PM (x4XFu)

32 And yes, I did update my nick photo with a new self-portrait snapped during lockdown.
Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)

That's just wrong.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 01:39 PM (2JVJo)

33 Its nice to see that Biden is back to his old self.

By old self I mean completely lying and making things up, but in a shameless breathtaking manner.

Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 01:39 PM (sX1BW)

34 17 Dammit zombie. I should know better.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

20 OMG, why did I click, WHY did I click!!!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Now my self-esteeem is damaged! Waaahhh!

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (N9G0H)

35 And yes, I did update my nick photo with a new self-portrait snapped during lockdown.

W
T
F

Posted by: 18-1 at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (WdocV)

36 "I was aware that there was -- that they asked for an investigation, but that's all I know about it, and I don't think anything else ..."

Unless you find something else again. And then I only heard it, but I think it may have been a fart.

Posted by: Sunshine Joe at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (HhXSr)

37 As far as I can tell the only reason anyone might believe Trump's response to the pandemic has been incompetent is because a senile old man says it is.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

38 He did, short recovery
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

good news for Bloomberg, Shapiro, Reich, Cruise, and Scott Caan

Posted by: x at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (nFwvY)

39 Biden, "I don't think I know anything else."
O...Kay.

Posted by: azalea city at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (WX+x0)

40

What's with the squinting!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (lg/F7)

41 I've come around to the pov that there won't be debates. There will be parallel press conferences, with the participants in separate locations and unable to communicate with each other. Not to worry, though, the press will be there to act as impartial intermediaries.

Posted by: pep at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (T6t7i)

42 17
88 Keep pushing. They aren't going to call Obama. Going after a previous
president is something a lot of the country doesn't want to do. Not
yet. Not in the middle of a campaign season. But go after his
administration. Let Trump push the Obama angle - he can do it better
anyway. Move the investigation Overton window. "Can't call Obama, but we
can call Comey."

Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 12:45 PM (sX1BW)

^^this

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 12, 2020 12:49 PM (jK8Z7)

From last thread.

THIS. Take down everyone around Presnit Barky who said "How High?" instead of "No! That's illegal". Trump needs to keep repeating that, and then in a court of law prove the crimes beyond doubt.

Posted by: Thomas Aquinas at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (dkdmV)

43 You look fabulous!
Posted by: Roland THTG

Thank you! That's the kind of reaction I need to prop up my fragile self-esteem.

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (N9G0H)

44 Zombie, looks like you have no lung issues due to COVID. Maybe herniated disk or two in your back, but lung capacity has not decreased.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 12, 2020 01:40 PM (DjiZK)

45 Stinkfinger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 12, 2020 01:41 PM (l4C/z)

46

Sleepy Joe convinces me to go take a nap.

/wave

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 12, 2020 01:41 PM (x4XFu)

47 dammit sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 12, 2020 01:41 PM (dkdmV)

48 Hahaha dementia machine goes brrrrr

Posted by: Joe Hero Biden at May 12, 2020 01:41 PM (nETEo)

49 Isn't investigating the Obama Administration considered election interference since Biden is running? That's the rule, right?

If they haven't tried that one yet I'm guessing it's because they know the coming information releases are going to be very, very bad.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 01:41 PM (yokAj)

50 Zombie, new nic pic is awesome!!!!

*high five*

Yes I am a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..safety off at May 12, 2020 01:41 PM (hX3V/)

51 I read it in the paper this morning just like you.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 12, 2020 01:41 PM (JFO2v)

52 zombie,

I didn't know you were German/// lol!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 12, 2020 01:42 PM (UUBmN)

53 I think the DNC should subject Biden to aggressive practice interviews except that will never happen in the real world.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

54 This goes back to the Hillary Clinton rationale. She was smart, and experienced, and the best choice to be president, but also a simple grandmother who couldn't be expected to understand things like email and classification.

Biden- elder statesman, foreign policy master, former VP, but also, you can't expect him to understand hat is going on in Oval Office meetings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2020 01:42 PM (dNzKv)

55 You claim Trump is acting irresponsibly. Please cite examples.

You claim he's endangering lives by a lack of a policy. Please cite examples.

These fuckers can say any bullshit that pops into their heads without anyone in the media making them explain or give examples. Just let the lies linger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2020 01:42 PM (9oAtN)

56 When will I learn NOT to click on Zombie's nic pic....sigh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 12, 2020 01:42 PM (l4C/z)

57 The Sergeant Schultz defense didn't work so he falls back on minimizing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2020 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

58 we cannot even talk about Michael Flynn because it's a distraction from coronavirus.

I have nothing to do in regards to the coronavirus. Joe Biden has nothing to do in regards to the coronavirus.

Michael Flynn...Michael Flynn...Michael Flynn...Michael Flynn

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 12, 2020 01:43 PM (isv/S)

59 Flint? Yeah I remember flint. That's what we used to start the fire when I was a boy.

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 12, 2020 01:43 PM (rXie1)

60 Ace: "They've edited it out to present the Biden attack line without any complications."

Our domestic American Pravda is even better at doctoring evidence and history than the Soviets were of its political dissidents. The photoshopping of the record continues apace.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (HhXSr)

61 52 zombie,

I didn't know you were German/// lol!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!/i]

Not only am I transgender and trans-racial, I am trans-national, trans-species, and trans-hair!

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (N9G0H)

62 Biden is aware of nothing more than what comes in through his earpiece, and he's not even a reliable transmitter of that.

He's the old guy you run into in the building who giggles when he farts in elevators.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (8erNz)

63

And trans-italic.

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (N9G0H)

64
No WONDER zombie can easily infiltrate commie street demonstrations!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (EGyGV)

65 Coronavirus? I never touched her.
Joe Biden

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

66 61 52 zombie,

I didn't know you were German/// lol!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!/i]

Not only am I transgender and trans-racial, I am trans-national, trans-species, and trans-hair!
Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (N9G0H)

==========

I am classified as a meat popsicle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

67 Not only am I transgender and trans-racial, I am trans-national, trans-species, and trans-hair!

My dentist's response to the shutdown of 'nonessential' businesses like barber shops was to shave his head.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 01:45 PM (8erNz)

68 aarrghh... what does it take to be first????? I'm Casey Kasem with the top 100

Posted by: thesilentone at May 12, 2020 01:45 PM (xh1To)

69 10 I cannot wait for the debate between this senile douche and the Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (ptqGC)

There will be no debate between Biden and Trump. The DNC and MFM will not allow it.

I don't see Biden as the nominee after June anyway.

Posted by: Sooner at May 12, 2020 01:45 PM (Fs5vw)

70 Anyone else find his squinting and half open smile incredibly creepy?

Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2020 01:46 PM (G2zl5)

71 I am classified as a meat popsicle.

Been watching 'Upload'?

It takes the easy way out sometimes, but some things really stick with you.

Oscar Mayer Intel.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 01:46 PM (8erNz)

72 Susan rice better hope she is named veep, so she can't be investigated.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2020 01:46 PM (dNzKv)

73 My dentist's response to the shutdown of 'nonessential' businesses like barber shops was to shave his head.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 01:45 PM (8erNz)

I went the other way.

As long as everything is closed anyway? And I'm not out looking for dates?

I can look like shit for a couple months, so growing my ponytail back.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

74
Warren has been too quiet lately. She the presumptive VP choice for Joey Sniff?

Posted by: Sphynx at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (rXie1)

75 Also he blinks a lot when he talks.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (G2zl5)

76 Anyone else find his squinting and half open smile incredibly creepy?
Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2020 01:46 PM (G2zl5)

What about him isn't creepy?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

77
Notice when Barely Legal Biden fiddles with his ear piece. Look at the Old Man look on his face.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (ImOTR)

78 71 I am classified as a meat popsicle.

Been watching 'Upload'?

It takes the easy way out sometimes, but some things really stick with you.

Oscar Mayer Intel.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 01:46 PM (8erNz)

=========

No, I just have The Fifth Element playing on repeat inside my head at all times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

79 growing my ponytail back.
Posted by: Romeo13

You're transitioning back to hippie.

Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (N9G0H)

80 Keep your powder dry folks.

Posted by: Guzalot at May 12, 2020 01:48 PM (Rz36l)

81 Why isn't this bumbling crony safely tucked away in a care center for the elderly and infirm?

Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2020 01:48 PM (95j/9)

82 When you can't outsmart Mr. Snuffleupagus, it's time for your nap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)

83 I wonder if Georgie Poo will be reprimanded for 'pushing the issue'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (9oAtN)

84 I have the sudden urge to double dribble.

Posted by: Basketball Jones at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (KRUVb)

85 79 growing my ponytail back.
Posted by: Romeo13

You're transitioning back to hippie.
Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (N9G0H)

When I retired from the Navy, I didn't cut my hair for a bit over 10 years.

I think of it more as trying to look like the Founding Fathers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

86 Find out what Obama did, present it to the public, then issue him a pardon and go after his underlings with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You will never find a jury to convict him and anyway it sets a bad precedent. However, you can obliterate the people who did the work and by doing so you may disincentivize potential bad actors in the future. Pour encourager les autres, as it were.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (4Ua17)

87 Healing power of "AND."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM (pw+jk)

88 "I was in that meeting, I just didn't know it was me. Or that I was there."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM (oVJmc)

89 >>> Notice when Barely Legal Biden fiddles with his ear piece. Look at the Old Man look on his face.
Posted by: Soothsayer at

I like how he's always holding a pen. Probably his version of a fidget spinner.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM (rKsgt)

90 Pack it in. It's gonna be an early night. Gavin Newscum has endorsed Joe Biden for U.S. President.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM (DMUuz)

91
There's no shortage of "hundreds/thousands of former Deep State shits" to write fake "open letters," is there?

I mentioned yesterday it's funny we now don't see "thousands of pastors" or "thousands of plumbers" write "open letter" for the country to get back to Work.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2020 01:51 PM (ImOTR)

92 90 Pack it in. It's gonna be an early night. Gavin Newscum has endorsed Joe Biden for U.S. President.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM (DMUuz)

===========

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

93 Anyone ever notice how Biden always does the "blah...blah...blah for one" and "for two blah...blah...blah".

I swear he does it in almost every interview.

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2020 01:51 PM (cF8AT)

94 I'm thinking about parting my hair in the middle again. Of course the part is wider than it was 45 years ago.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

95 You mean that clip I watched on the GMA Facebook page is already edited? (Linked by an alert Horde member)

That was fast.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2020 01:52 PM (ouBhA)

96 I like how he's always holding a pen. Probably his version of a fidget spinner.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM (rKsgt)

Hannity does that. Put the damned pen down!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

97 Biden- elder statesman, foreign policy master,
former VP, but also, you can't expect him to understand hat is going on
in Oval Office meetings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 12, 2020 01:42 PM (dNzKv)

====
Biden is in the new class of "experts." The ones that get everything wrong.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2020 01:52 PM (pw+jk)

98 94 I'm thinking about parting my hair in the middle again. Of course the part is wider than it was 45 years ago.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

Going for the Ben Franklin look perhaps?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (NgKpN)

99 OK, I was aware, but only for some very low values of awareness.

Science!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (sWM8x)

100 Going for the Ben Franklin look perhaps?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (NgKpN)

Yep

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

101 We're just here for the free rapes.

Posted by: Dems at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (KnJdm)

102 Zombie, new nic pic is awesome!!!!
-----
You misspelled "disturbing".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (4o2K3)

103 Find out what Obama did, present it to the public, then issue him a pardon and go after his underlings with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You will never find a jury to convict him and anyway it sets a bad precedent. However, you can obliterate the people who did the work and by doing so you may disincentivize potential bad actors in the future. Pour encourager les autres, as it were.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (4Ua17)

Send Gaylord and the Wingman to Mexico to answer for Fast and Furious. That should appease the globalists, no?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (y7DUB)

104 Biden is in the new class of "experts." The ones that get everything wrong.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2020 01:52 PM (pw+jk)

Wait!

This is the Government.

That's 'NEW'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (NgKpN)

105 These guys are just so full of shit. Their innate ability to repeat contradictory bald-faced lies is astounding. They are feral animals.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (hKi6n)

106 Stinkfinger

To the tune of Goldfinger:

Stinkfinger -
He's the man - the man with the brain of slush -
And mouth of mush. . .

Or Moon River:

Stinkfinger -
Sliding up your thigh;
To grab some cherry pie
Each day. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (2JVJo)

107 I'm a Transformer. Don't fvck with me or I'll turn into M1A1.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

108 I'm hoping Joey Fingers isn't wearing pants in his interviews, and forgets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (ptqGC)

109 National organization of Poison Control Centers (who knew?) reports that the number of "calls" for household accidental poisoning -- note, the article does not say actual poisonings, just calls -- is double last year's, because TRUMP.

Bleach, fish tank cleaner, you know.

Anybody buying this? I for one am not buying this.
Can't tell you how many people I suggested should jump out of upper story windows to protest Trump's election, and you know what our actual count was? Really disappointing, let me tell you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (oRpiG)

110 someone should ask him "Don't you think the President should be able to deal with more than one issue at a time?"

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (JKNZq)

111 I may have been in that meeting. But I spent most of my time staring at Susan Rice's tits. I can't remember much else.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (H5knJ)

112 Flint? Yeah I remember flint. That's what we used to start the fire when I was a boy.

These days, we use Steele to start conflagrations.

Posted by: DNC at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (DMUuz)

113
So feeble. So compromised. Whether I get to watch the Dems knife him in the back, or actually run the porridge brain, it's gonna be fun.

And while I would normally view the political assault and battery of this senile old man by brawlers like Trump or the Democrats with some distaste, I have to remind myself - his family and his Party rolled him into the arena on a wheelchair and dumped him out for the lions to feast upon. It's their fault.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 01:55 PM (5jaxN)

114 National organization of Poison Control Centers (who knew?) reports that
the number of "calls" for household accidental poisoning -- note, the
article does not say actual poisonings, just calls -- is double last
year's, because TRUMP.

Bleach, fish tank cleaner, you know.

Anybody buying this? I for one am not buying this.
Can't
tell you how many people I suggested should jump out of upper story
windows to protest Trump's election, and you know what our actual count
was? Really disappointing, let me tell you.
-------------

Well with kids home all day long, I would expect there to be more accidental poisonings - at least of children.

Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 01:55 PM (sX1BW)

115 Oh, my hair's getting good in the back.

Posted by: Haight crime at May 12, 2020 01:55 PM (aKsyK)

116 Do the Democrats believe there would have been zero kung flu deaths under a Democrat president?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

117 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 12, 2020 01:54 PM (oRpiG)

People are home, and bored.

Note, calls to suicide hot lines are way up as well.

Just the cost of keeping us safe from the Coronas, ya know?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (NgKpN)

118
National organization of Poison Control Centers (who knew?) reports that
the number of "calls" for household accidental poisoning -- note, the
article does not say actual poisonings, just calls -- is double last
year's, because TRUMP.

Our local CBS affiliate reported a large number of cases in GA. One toddler drank an entire bottle of lighter fluid a family kept for their fire pit.

First of all, lighter fluid???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

119 I've been wearing a hat at work for six weeks.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (88+cf)

120 So feeble. So compromised. Whether I get to watch the Dems knife him in the back, or actually run the porridge brain, it's gonna be fun.

But, but the POLLS!!! Bidens leading by double digits! Did I say Digits?

Posted by: Poll troll at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (Zmnko)

121 85 79 growing my ponytail back.
Posted by: Romeo13

You're transitioning back to hippie.
Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:47 PM (N9G0H)

When I retired from the Navy, I didn't cut my hair for a bit over 10 years.

I think of it more as trying to look like the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

Pssst. They used wigs.

Posted by: Someguy at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (Zm+LZ)

122 Top. Man.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (jUVms)

123 Dammit zombie. I should know better.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:37 PM

So...
Zombie.
It's true then...you are the doppelganger for Mary Cloggenstein?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)

124 Oh how I miss Andrew Breitbart, I can't help thinking how insightful he would be about all of this. Maybe it's because I'm in a blue state, but very few people around here seem to think the Obama administration did anything wrong, they are submissive to our "new normal". I hate it here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (a4EWo)

125 105
These guys are just so full of shit. Their innate ability to repeat
contradictory bald-faced lies is astounding. They are feral animals.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 12, 2020 01:53 PM (hKi6n)

I noticed that this accelerated under President Boyfriend (C) AceCorp. It's as if dems everywhere took the go ahead signal to just lie about anything and everything, presuming that their mere utterances dictated reality. II noticed this specifically with Inslee.

To be fair, to their braindead adherents, I think it actually does represent reality.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (KnJdm)

126 If the Dems are going to push the narrative that Senile Joe would have somehow handled the Wuhan flu more competently - well, that's gonna be a tough sell. It's like trying to convince people that Stacy Abrams is prettier than Melania.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (HabA/)

127 Really annoying how Biden insisted that the point of the discussion was this: the whole thing is a distraction from how badly Trump is handling the crisis.

Also, "don't we care about families and children suffering from Trump's inaction" and not one particle about continuing to subject Flynn and his family to cruel injustice.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (ouBhA)

128 My wife is mad that I won't let her cut my hair. But I've seen what she does to the dog.

Uh-uh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (dfRN6)

129 116 Do the Democrats believe there would have been zero kung flu deaths under a Democrat president?

No... They believe the media would cover it up

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Zmnko)

130 Mueller did the senile/lying/confused thing in his testimony. And indeed, many of the Key Koup Koordinators are elderly white men ... (and some white women). Holder/Obama/Sharpton sure ... Lynch ... but they kinda have their own thing going for "Mah People" as Holder said.

Average age of ChinaVirus death is what, maybe 75? ... average coup plotter main player ... 75+? Comey brings it down a little, and Strzok and others doing the dirty work ... but Brennan, Mueller, Clapper, Pelosi, Feinstein, Schumer ... Soros ... these old guys want to go out with a bang, maybe.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

131 Do the Democrats believe there would have been zero kung flu deaths under a Democrat president?
---------------

All I know is Trump saved thousands of lives. His leadership on Coronavirus was amazing. Now its time to reopen and get the country going again. His leadership led us out of the Obama recession. He can lead us out of the China recession.

Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (sX1BW)

132 https://bit.ly/3bxCJOV
*********
"China Was Right": Academics and Democratic Leaders Call For Censorship Of Social Media and The Internet JONATHAN TURLEY
*********
when you lose & Bigtime Demcrazy & HRC Supporter & Voter

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (Lrula)

133 Do the Democrats believe there would have been zero kung flu deaths under a Democrat president?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

No. They just know the deaths would never have been reported by their propaganda outfits.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (2JVJo)

134 I think of it more as trying to look like the Founding Fathers.

I, too, am committing my Wuhans to growing hair. My head hair hasn't reached ponytail yet, but my beard is a full John Brown.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (gd9RK)

135 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Supports General Flynn:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

137 I like how he's always holding a pen. Probably his version of a fidget spinner.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM

=====

Hannity does that. Put the damned pen down!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:52 PM

The pen is; the center of The Universe.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (DMUuz)

138 The desperation is palpable. It makes me wonder - who could replace Biden that was not tainted in some way with the Get Trump scandal?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (0QYMt)

139 Asks his wife to smell his fingers:

https://youtu.be/m68Pw-KZvvo

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

140 In my day I was so popular with the ladies the boys used to say I was "In like Flint". You know, because of that Arrow Flint guy.

Posted by: Joey Two Fingers at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (rKsgt)

141 My wife is mad that I won't let her cut my hair. But I've seen what she does to the dog.

Got my hair done yesterday! Except for the stupid face masks, it was great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

142 And a nice little lie by saying, "prosecuted."

That's not what you were asked, you were asked about the investigation.

And then there's the next lie, that "that's all I know, I think that's it. "

You "think?" You either know or you don't, not think.

The modified limited hangout.

"Oh yes! That. I thought about it and suddenly remembered I was baking cookies with my grandchildren then. "

You know what's out there?

A memo that Biden thought Flynn commited a crime and should be charged.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (QLUrq)

143 Mr. Barky: "Their innate ability to repeat contradictory bald-faced lies is astounding. They are feral animals."

I was thinking psychopaths. They way they can behave in service to themselves is abnormal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (HhXSr)

144 Biden is knuckles deep in Obamagate and his intern, but mostly his intern.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (cuKeo)

145
These cocksucking fake reporters obviously got together and made a deal to follow-up each others' fake questions.

They're no different from the leftist disruptors who infiltrate the Trump rallies and take turns heckling.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (ImOTR)

146 Listen, the only diversion here is Joe Filthyfinger's failing condition being exacerbated by cronyvirus, man!

Posted by: Fritz at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (2Mnv1)

147 Our local CBS affiliate reported a large number of cases in GA. One toddler drank an entire bottle of lighter fluid a family kept for their fire pit.

First of all, lighter fluid???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

Oh, I call such bullshit. No todder on earth would be able to gag down an entire fucking bottle of lighter fluid. FFS, they're just throwing shit out because nobody will call them on it now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)

148 Debby, I received your sweet note and contents yesterday! Thank you!

I haven't checked to see if you got my most recent email.

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (ouBhA)

149 I think of it more as trying to look like the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

Pssst. They used wigs.
Posted by: Someguy at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (Zm+LZ)

The old guys, yes.

The young Revolutionary soldiers tied their hair in ponytails. They were all hoping to get jobs as baristas after the war.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (HabA/)

150 I like how he's always holding a pen. Probably his version of a fidget spinner.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 12, 2020 01:50 PM

Bob Dole likes this.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (88+cf)

151
The pen is; the center of The Universe.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (DMUuz)

/picks up his favorite live Rapier

Anyone who thinks the Pen is Mightier than the sword?

Pick up a Pen and

FIGHT ME.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

152 So, I'm noticing that more and more "journalists" are pressing Biden on things. He's getting SOME moderately serious questions and some push back from rank and file Democrat shills.

Biden will not be the nominee. The word has come down from high to make him look incompetent.

I just don't know who would replace him.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

153 can't romney just drop dead already

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (85Gof)

154 Ask the cunt Joe Biden if there is a statute of limitations on charges of treason.

Fucking traitors. All the way to the top.

A distraction? Treason is a distraction. Got it.

Posted by: The Ancient Aliens and Oak Island Narrator at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (gJ9O0)

155 They're no different from the leftist disruptors who infiltrate the Trump rallies and take turns heckling.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (

Of course, they're organized political operatives.

Posted by: National Divorce at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (4Q1w7)

156 Tara Reade was a great employee, a wonderful girl. From me she gets two thumbs up.

Way up.

Posted by: Joe "Joe" Biden at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (cuKeo)

157 Note, calls to suicide hot lines are way up as well.

Just the cost of keeping us safe from the Coronas, ya know?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (NgKpN)

This topic always makes me think of Rimmer, in Red Dwarf.

"Rimmer, you're so terrible with people, that time you volunteered at a suicide hot line, all 12 people you talked to committed suicide!"
Rimmer: "well you can't blame that on me, they were a bunch of suicidal loonies, weren't they?"
"Yeah, but one of 'em was a wrong number!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (trdmm)

158
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair

Posted by: Cowsills at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (DMUuz)

159 You know why my fingers stink like a Biden after they've been in the pink?

Yep...microbes.

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger Biden at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (Y274z)

160 All I know is that if we don't get rid of FISA, the next time the dems are in power they will do it again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi)

161 To me this is devastating, I just don't know how much attention span "swing voters" really have.

It might though help with those "reluctant" Republicans to get off the fence that Biden was knee deep in a coup attempt and not some bipartisan statesman.

Posted by: Blago at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (Ihsvk)

162 I'm surprised he didn't try to fingerblast the camera

Posted by: Shooter McLovin at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (HVMmF)

163 I, too, am committing my Wuhans to growing hair. My head hair hasn't reached ponytail yet, but my beard is a full John Brown.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (gd9RK)
-----
Never go full John Brown, man.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pottawatomie_massacre

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (4o2K3)

164 If blinking has any relationship to lying, Biden is going for a world record in that clip.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (yL25O)

165 And note the big sigh by Biden as the question is first asked

Like he did in the Ryan debate

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (QLUrq)

166 "One toddler drank an entire bottle of lighter fluid a family kept for their fire pit."

That's hordcore!

Posted by: A drunken midget at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (Tnijr)

167 149 I think of it more as trying to look like the Founding Fathers.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

Pssst. They used wigs.
Posted by: Someguy at May 12, 2020 01:56 PM (Zm+LZ)

The old guys, yes.

The young Revolutionary soldiers tied their hair in ponytails. They were all hoping to get jobs as baristas after the war.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (HabA/)

Channeling my inner Old Time Sailor.

The flap on the back of Navy Crackerjack uniforms? It originally attached with buttons so you could detach it and wash it separately, because they used to use TAR on their ponytails, and they didn't want that to get on the uniform itself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

168
can't romney just drop dead already
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (85Gof)

--------

He's like Samson. If you shave off his hair helmet, he'll wither away. Trump did it to Vince McMahon. I want to see him do it to Romney on the floor of the Senate. Maybe right after Pence casts a tie-breaking vote against him on something. That would be cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (5jaxN)

169 Jeez, listening to Biden on that clip: I feel like I've got a head full of dumb worms. "C'mon, man."

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (Yhl4a)

170 All I know is that if we don't get rid of FISA, the next time the dems are in power they will do it again.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi)

If by FISA you mean "FBI" then I agree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (cuKeo)

171 166 "One toddler drank an entire bottle of lighter fluid a family kept for their fire pit."

So Trump told the kid to drink it?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (Zmnko)

172 A new game sequel coming out, Wasteland 3, has as its plot the completely original and never tried before idea that Republicans/Conservatives are evil and the enemy of all right thinking protagonists.

It has as the bad guys a religious cult in Colorado that worships the flag and Ronald Reagan as a god.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (l6b3d)

173 In late 2014 the US State Dept was fomenting a coup in Ukraine.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (4iUnQ)

174 I can see it being Harris but they rarely name the actual VP in all the VP speculation. Kaine was barely a mole on a donkey's ass when Hillary plucked him.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (yokAj)

175 165 And note the big sigh by Biden as the question is first asked

Like he did in the Ryan debate
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 12, 2020 02:02 PM (QLUrq)

It sounded so dumb and lame and little-old-lady'ish.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (Yhl4a)

176 160 All I know is that if we don't get rid of FISA, the next time the dems are in power they will do it again.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi)

And it comes up for renewal, like next week.

No hearings on it yet. No rewrites anyone has heard of.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

177 170 All I know is that if we don't get rid of FISA, the next time the dems are in power they will do it again.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 12, 2020 02:01 PM (r+sAi)

If by FISA you mean "FBI" then I agree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (cuKeo)

===========

Yeah, it's not like they won't find some way to spy on Americans. The vessel is the only question.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

178
Got my hair done yesterday! Except for the stupid face masks, it was great.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:59 PM (ptqGC)
=======

We're supposed to go to Phase 1 reopening on the 15th but my daughter just told me Kommissar Northam has pushed that back for NoVA until the 28th.

I've had the same gal cut my hair for over 15 years and don't trust anyone else. We tossed some coin into her salon's GFM but I don't know how they're holding up at the moment.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2020 02:04 PM (dfRN6)

179 Can't wait for Biden time. He'll surely shine!

Posted by: iandeal at May 12, 2020 02:04 PM (vgGyZ)

180 172 A new game sequel coming out, Wasteland 3, has as its plot the completely original and never tried before idea that Republicans/Conservatives are evil and the enemy of all right thinking protagonists.

It has as the bad guys a religious cult in Colorado that worships the flag and Ronald Reagan as a god.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (l6b3d)

Can we join the cult?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

181 Hi Emmie, I did get your nice e-mail, thank you, I think I replied, at any rate, thanks for doing what you are doing.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2020 02:04 PM (a4EWo)

182 Joey Fingers is probably not aware of where he is half the time.

In a just world, he'd be in one of Cuomo's nursing homes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)

Half time? I thought they weren't playing basketball because of the Trump Tax cuts?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2020 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

183 128 My wife is mad that I won't let her cut my hair. But I've seen what she does to the dog.

Uh-uh.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (dfRN6)

You buckled on the beard, but the top piece is a bridge too far eh?!?!

Posted by: browndog at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (gD6Ka)

184
I, too, am committing my Wuhans to growing hair. My head hair hasn't reached ponytail yet, but my beard is a full John Brown.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (gd9RK)

That's what I'm doing. My beard looks more like a curse though but I don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Sooner at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (Fs5vw)

185 11 And yes, I did update my nick photo with a new self-portrait snapped during lockdown.
Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)

zombie!

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (Yhl4a)

186 Maybe it's because I'm in a blue state, but very few people around here seem to think the Obama administration did anything wrong, they are submissive to our "new normal". I hate it here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (a4EWo)

I have to wonder, in blue states, how many people are silently questioning the bs but are afraid to openly say anything. I long ago gave up arguing with committed Dems in my family and at work, but my silence was not consent. I just got tired of being attacked.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (HabA/)

187 Sponge - China is asshoe!: "I just don't know who would replace him."

A nice potted plant would suffice. One with grabby branches.

Oh, wait. You said "who", not "what". So... I got nuthin'.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (HhXSr)

188 I just don't know who would replace him.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM

Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Elizabeth / Michelle 2020! at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (DMUuz)

189 151
The pen is; the center of The Universe.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (DMUuz)

/picks up his favorite live Rapier

Anyone who thinks the Pen is Mightier than the sword?

Pick up a Pen and

FIGHT ME.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

*grabs 007's grenade pen*
Ok.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

190 Speaking of incompetence, I doubt Slow Joe is even competent to stand trial. Innocent due to permanent dementia.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2020 02:06 PM (o2MD2)

191
I have to wonder, in blue states, how many people are silently questioning the bs but are afraid to openly say anything. I long ago gave up arguing with committed Dems in my family and at work, but my silence was not consent. I just got tired of being attacked.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (HabA/)

---------

"No matter, what - it's Trump's fault. My governor is a caring hero in the war against this virus."

---- People in Blue States

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:06 PM (5jaxN)

192 My beard looks more like a curse though but I don't give a fuck.
Posted by: Sooner at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (Fs5vw)

Um, yeah, um, that's the only practical attitude to have about, um beards.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shitnozzle at May 12, 2020 02:06 PM (cuKeo)

193 If the media does gradually start asking senile Joe more challenging questions he will snap and punch out his computer screen.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 02:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

194 Bob Dole is not a zombie. Bob Dole is very much alive. Bob Dole holds a pen because of a war injury. Please leave Bob Dole the fuck alone.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 12, 2020 02:07 PM (H5knJ)

195 Joey Fingers. That's perfect.

Two Time Tommy. No Nose. And Joey Fingers.

Posted by: Fen at May 12, 2020 02:07 PM (WE806)

196 You buckled on the beard, but the top piece is a bridge too far eh?!?!
Posted by: browndog at May 12, 2020 02:05 PM (gD6Ka)
=====

Ha!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 12, 2020 02:07 PM (dfRN6)

197 And with that? Errand time.

Need to get to the bank and deposit me Corona bucks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 12, 2020 02:07 PM (NgKpN)

198 I heard Joe Biden fucking up on the TV this morning. I was in the other room, and didn't hear exactly what he was saying, but I could tell he was fucking up.

Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2020 02:07 PM (eAZVt)

199 So, I'm noticing that more and more "journalists" are pressing Biden on
things. He's getting SOME moderately serious questions and some push
back from rank and file Democrat shills.
--------------------------------

IMO that's just to keep the rubes thinking they are being "fair".

"Oh yeah I saw Mika's interview with him. She was tough!"

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:08 PM (yokAj)

200 Joe Biden doesn't seem all that believable here. Even idiots can see that.

Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2020 02:08 PM (eAZVt)

201 Kaine was barely a mole on a donkey's ass when Hillary plucked him.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM

That's not the worst that portion of my anatomy has to offer, unfortunately.

Posted by: Moroccan Donkey at May 12, 2020 02:08 PM (DMUuz)

202 Didn't Bob Dole get shot to pieces in Italy?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2020 02:08 PM (o2MD2)

203 The pen IS mightier than the sword, from an undisclosed location, locked in said basement, never coming out for sunlight.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Romeo13: "No hearings on it yet. No rewrites anyone has heard of."

It'll be rubber-stamped yet again. Graham et al will see to that.

No tool of abuse is going to be removed from government.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (HhXSr)

205 So according to Joe this Flynn thing, which he never heard about, was dropped to cover for Trumps bad handling of the China flu.....?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (Zmnko)

206 Some of us were wondering what now apocalypses would get rolled out today. It seems to be famine and starvation is the theme for the day.
Food prices up.
Famines on the horizon.
Death and mayhem everywhere...unless we vote for Joe of course.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (axyOa)

207 186 Maybe it's because I'm in a blue state, but very few people around here seem to think the Obama administration did anything wrong, they are submissive to our "new normal". I hate it here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (a4EWo)

that's the reason the country needs to split. We're not one people anymore, and we don't want to live with each other anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (trdmm)

208 I, too, am committing my Wuhans to growing hair. My head hair hasn't reached ponytail yet, but my beard is a full John Brown.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM (gd9RK)

I'm letting my hair grow because, frankly, whom have I got to impress? And I can always wear a hat. I just wish the hair would grow on the top of my head and not on the sides.

It's almost time to shave off my beard. I like to keep it close, and until the barber is back in business, it's easier to shave the whole thing off than hack here and there to get it trimmed properly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

209 It has as the bad guys a religious cult in Colorado that worships the flag and Ronald Reagan as a god.

The problem is, if we join the cult we have to kill the game developer, so there won't be a sequel where we wipe out the Wonderland he's trying to create.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (8erNz)

210 During my car sales training the trainer recommended holding something, perhaps you're pen, in your non-dominant hand . He claimed it helped you listen better.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

211 Donna, That is pretty much where I am, I have a small group of conservative friends and we talk and text frequently, but my own kids or the neighbors, forget it, I love them dearly but they have drunk the Kool-Aid. It hurts the most with my kids.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2020 02:10 PM (a4EWo)

212 The Left has plans to silence the internet from dissent.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:10 PM (yokAj)

213 Sounds like it's time for the old "Mistakes were made. It's time to Move On and get to work for the American people" line.

Posted by: brak at May 12, 2020 02:10 PM (cG+eD)

214 198 I heard Joe Biden fucking up on the TV this morning. I was in the other room, and didn't hear exactly what he was saying, but I could tell he was fucking up.
Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2020 02:07 PM (eAZVt)

200 Joe Biden doesn't seem all that believable here. Even idiots can see that.
Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2020 02:08 PM (eAZVt)

I don't see anything that, for Joe, is out of the ordinary. He babbled a bit, but I didn't see a fuck up.

LIV's aren't gonna look at that interview as a fuck up either.

IMHO

Posted by: browndog at May 12, 2020 02:10 PM (gD6Ka)

215 The pen is; the center of The Universe.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at May 12, 2020 01:58 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: That Guy who says "ISWYDT" at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (GgcVb)

216 Debby, I see the email now. Thank you so much!

Posted by: Emmie at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (ouBhA)

217 I'm selling my Kimber Super Carry Custom 5".

https://www.gunbroker.com/item/868195419

This gun retails for $1300, and my reserve is half that. 300 rounds through it. Comes with Wilson Combat magazines.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (UW2ZS)

218 202 Didn't Bob Dole get shot to pieces in Italy?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2020 02:08 PM (o2MD2)

I think it was a 20 mm to the shoulder. He's lucky to have lived.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (0QYMt)

219 Joey Fingers correction would at least be plausible (still not believable) had he not actually used the word "investigation" in his denial the first time.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (rKsgt)

220 Far Eastern Co-Impoverishment Sphere Flu has...okay, I shave routinely, but am not showering as much as I used to. Used to be able to get in showers at the gym, at the facility my daughter did her swim team at, etc. Now I have to do it at home and pay for the water.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (8erNz)

221 STAY SAFE. STAY HOME. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

The compliance symbol is the rainbow, CITIZEN.

Posted by: azalea city at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (WX+x0)

222 128 My wife is mad that I won't let her cut my hair. But I've seen what she does to the dog.
---------------------

Well you haven't seen *everything*, bub.

Posted by: The Dog at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (yokAj)

223 That's what I'm doing. My beard looks more like a curse though but I don't give a fuck.

I hope someday to have grandchildren. What did you do during the Wuhans, Pappy? Well, Sprite, I watched Mandalorian and grew facial hair.

You're a hero, Pappy!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (gd9RK)

224
I think it was a 20 mm to the shoulder. He's lucky to have lived.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (0QYMt)

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Jeebus. He's lucky he's got an arm/hand to hold the pen with at all. Brutal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (5jaxN)

225 Brother Northernlurker just another guy: "During my car sales training the trainer recommended holding something, perhaps you're pen, in your non-dominant hand. He claimed it helped you listen better."

And if you hold it in your dominant hand, it'll make you not shut the f*ck up.

Posted by: Hannity at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (HhXSr)

226 223 That's what I'm doing. My beard looks more like a curse though but I don't give a fuck.

I hope someday to have grandchildren. What did you do during the Wuhans, Pappy? Well, Sprite, I watched Mandalorian and grew facial hair.

You're a hero, Pappy!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (gd9RK)

==========

"I worked from home, yelled at your dad to do his schoolwork, and watched the remake of Rollerball."

"I'm so sorry..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

227 I'm told by a contact that Colorado is going to begin offering a cash reward for turning in people and businesses for not wearing masks and/or adhering to the six foot rule.

Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2020 02:13 PM (OMsf+)

228
And if you hold it in your dominant hand, it'll make you not shut the f*ck up.
Posted by: Hannity at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (HhXSr)

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Yeah, you must be holding a 2-liter jug of India ink or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:13 PM (5jaxN)

229 Biden said he misunderstood the question ... was he expecting the usual softball questions, that would not reveal his mendacity?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 12, 2020 02:13 PM (Cus5s)

230 Good Morning America chooses to give this clip the headline, Biden pushes back on Trump's testing claims, labels coronavirus response 'incompetent'

C'mon, Biden was in the Obongo Administration, so he knows something about incompetence at first hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

231 I have a feeling Miss McEnany holds things in her dominant hand.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:14 PM (yokAj)

232 Like a Biden

https://tinyurl.com/y77dbg9y

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger Biden at May 12, 2020 02:14 PM (Y274z)

233 "I don't see anything that, for Joe, is out of the ordinary."

Hmm, maybe. But I think his "ordinary" is just barely making it through each sentence. He also repeats himself a lot, and almost sounds like he has a speech impediment.

Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2020 02:14 PM (eAZVt)

234
lulz: chinese asshoes tell fake news they're gonna do 1.1M tests per day in Wuhan

Sure they are.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 12, 2020 02:14 PM (ImOTR)

235 171
166 "One toddler drank an entire bottle of lighter fluid a family kept for their fire pit."

So Trump told the kid to drink it?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (Zmnko)

Well the toddler WAS a Trump supporter. But he was also a supporter of making boom boom in his diaper.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 12, 2020 02:14 PM (KnJdm)

236
I'm told by a contact that Colorado is going to begin offering a cash reward for turning in people and businesses for not wearing masks and/or adhering to the six foot rule.
Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2020 02:13 PM (OMsf+)

------

Makes sense. If you give everyone $1200, the Dems will want their piece of the cut.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (5jaxN)

237 Jeebus. He's lucky he's got an arm/hand to hold the pen with at all. Brutal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:12 PM (5jaxN)
********
He holds a pen in that hand so no one tries to shake that hand, Arm is pretty much paralyzed

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (Lrula)

238 I'm told by a contact that Colorado is going to begin offering a cash
reward for turning in people and businesses for not wearing masks and/or
adhering to the six foot rule.
---------

How big a reward?

Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (sX1BW)

239 Like a Biden

https://tinyurl.com/y77dbg9y

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger Biden at May 12, 2020 02:14 PM

Damn.
Didn't even have to click it to get the ear worm.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (axyOa)

240 I get a buzz cut and a shave about every two years. One nice thing about working at a music store-long hair and beard equals instant street cred.

"Hey, that guy looks like a dirtbag. I bet he knows about guitars."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (3DZIZ)

241 @alex_mallin 17 minutes ago

UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (cF8AT)

242 And this is the guy we are told is leading Trump in the polls.

Where is that skeptical kid meme when I need it?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (Karens panic because people aren't dying) at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (5p7BC)

243 During my car sales training the trainer recommended holding something, perhaps you're pen, in your non-dominant hand . He claimed it helped you listen better.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 02:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

That also works if you get writer's cramp; hold a pen or pencil in your opposite hand and squeeze it and that will help relieve the cramp.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

244 This is why Obumbles never wanted Joey Fingers to run.

He knew he was a dipshit and would end up saying dumb shit, also the Ukraine bullshit

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

245 I think it was a 20 mm to the shoulder. He's lucky to have lived.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (0QYMt)

Nah. I looked up. MG 34 or 42. Comrades gave him a max dose of morphine and considered him dead. Took him years to semi-recover. Two purple hearts and bronze star with a 'V'.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (o2MD2)

246 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Why am I not surprised

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (Zmnko)

247 Biden beats Trump, we listen to more bitching from OrangeMan

Posted by: Esenirgneod at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (WgI3h)

248 Poll: Biden's Favorability Drops Amid Tara Reade Coverage
ALLAHPUNDIT Posted at 11:31 am on May 12, 2020

I guess that is one way of putting it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (dNzKv)

249 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Why am I not surprised
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (Zmnko)
**********
Good Lord it is ABC

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (Lrula)

250 I know better than to click on offered links here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (E+OcO)

251 "246 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Why am I not surprised"

Trump should declassify it immediately.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (puu6v)

252 "Posted by: Esenirgneod"

Biden loses everything, including his mind.

Posted by: Chris M at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (eAZVt)

253 And yes, I did update my nick photo with a new self-portrait snapped during lockdown.
Posted by: zombie at May 12, 2020 01:36 PM (N9G0H)

Doesn't your back hurt? Perhaps you should get reduction surgery. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (7joQO)

254 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Why am I not surprised
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (Zmnko)

Does that mean the DOJ or that particular guy doesn't intend to release it, or that no one intends to release it? Cuz I thought Grennell has been pretty clear on that point...

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

255 Damn.

Didn't even have to click it to get the ear worm.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (axyOa)

If you clicked, you would have gotten more than that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (KnJdm)

256 Trump should declassify it immediately.

Love to see that

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (Zmnko)

257 My girlfriend in on from the White House so shut the fuck up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (85Gof)

258 @alex_mallin 17 minutes ago

UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM (cF8AT)

Here's my shocked face.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (2JVJo)

259 Xipe Totec: "Two purple hearts and bronze star with a 'V'."

Pfft. Did he ever get a splinter from a ricochet? Then I don't wanna hear about it. He knows nothing of pain.

Posted by: Jon Karry at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (HhXSr)

260 A new game sequel coming out, Wasteland 3, has as
its plot the completely original and never tried before idea that
Republicans/Conservatives are evil and the enemy of all right thinking
protagonists.

It has as the bad guys a religious cult in Colorado that worships the flag and Ronald Reagan as a god.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 12, 2020 02:03 PM (l6b3d)

===
Let the badass gamers game on.
I'll be at the range.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (pw+jk)

261 256 Trump should declassify it immediately.

Love to see that
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (Zmnko)

==========

It's already declassified, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

262 >>> UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2

Everything I've read is that it is up to Barr to decide if it is to be released. I would have been surprised if he had.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 12, 2020 02:19 PM (rKsgt)

263 And this is the guy we are told is leading Trump in the polls.

Where is that skeptical kid meme when I need it?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (Karens panic because people aren't dying) at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (5p7BC)

How about:

Sure, Jan.

Will that do?

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2020 02:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

264 How big a reward?

Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 02:15 PM

He didn't say. Only said that it was put out in a corporate conference call with Gov Schicklgruber this morning.

Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2020 02:19 PM (OMsf+)

265 Why would anyone ask Biden whether he was involved with efforts to prosecute Flynn when that didn't happen until after Biden reverted to Mr. Biden status? (Zu fragen die Frage ist zu die beantworten, or something like that.)

Posted by: SFGoth at May 12, 2020 02:19 PM (KAi1n)

266 If it were a Dem operation, that list would have mysteriously showed up in a friendly reporters inbox.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 12, 2020 02:20 PM (dNzKv)

267 Say what you will about Dole and Inouye, they were a couple of tough dudes.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 02:20 PM (axyOa)

268 It's already declassified, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

Declassified, yes. Released to DOJ, presumably to determine if any laws were broken. Then memory-holed.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 12, 2020 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

269 That also works if you get writer's cramp; hold a pen or pencil in your opposite hand and squeeze it and that will help relieve the cramp.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM

* thinks '... hmmm, cramp relief ... ' *

* scribbles furiously *

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2020 02:20 PM (DMUuz)

270 Pfft. Did he ever get a splinter from a ricochet? Then I don't wanna hear about it. He knows nothing of pain.
Posted by: Jon Karry at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM (HhXSr)

You know nothing about pain until you've had to engage in pillow talk with Hillary.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 02:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

271 My girlfriend in on from the White House so shut the fuck up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:18 PM

Dr. Birx?

Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2020 02:21 PM (OMsf+)

272 Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (UW2ZS)

Nice gun, easy to run. I've got a companion - Kimber Raptor II competition model. Very similar spec. That's my under the bed stash piece. Why you selling it?

Posted by: Abiss at May 12, 2020 02:21 PM (Y8DtA)

273 I'm selling my Kimber Super Carry Custom 5".

https://www.gunbroker.com/item/868195419

This gun retails for $1300, and my reserve is half that. 300 rounds through it. Comes with Wilson Combat magazines.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2020 02:11 PM (UW2ZS)

That's a nice looking piece. Why you selling?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

274 Just watched Cuomo on CNN bitching about SALT. What a rube. Not even a glimmer of "hey, maybe we could lower our local taxes"

Posted by: Oshitimoto at May 12, 2020 02:21 PM (TEIU+)

275 250 I know better than to click on offered links here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (E+OcO)
*************
coward

https://tinyurl.com/y77dbg9y

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger Biden at May 12, 2020 02:21 PM (Y274z)

276 You know nothing about pain until you've had to engage in pillow talk with Hillary.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 02:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

Poor Huma.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

277 One toddler drank an entire bottle of lighter fluid a family kept for their fire pit.

-
Toddler Alcoholics: The Hidden Threat

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

278 Kayleigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (85Gof)

279 246 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Why am I not surprised

I would LIKE, hope beyond hope, to think that means 'because we're busy getting indictments in front of the grand jury' but...who knows.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (8erNz)

280
It has as the bad guys a religious cult in Colorado that worships the flag and Ronald Reagan as a god.
Posted by: banana Dream

Is their leader a guy named Cloud William?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (aKsyK)

281 It is sunny here today, I am going to take Hubs out for a nice long drive and listen to some music and shake off these Maskachusetts blues! Later my friends.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (a4EWo)

282 All I know is Trump saved thousands of lives. His leadership on Coronavirus was amazing. Now its time to reopen and get the country going again. His leadership led us out of the Obama recession. He can lead us out of the China recession.
Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (sX1BW)

I concur.

Posted by: LASue at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

283 This is why Obumbles never wanted Joey Fingers to run.

He knew he was a dipshit and would end up saying dumb shit, also the Ukraine bullshit

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2020 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

Why do we believe Obama didn't want Biden to run? Because the media reported it...?

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (yokAj)

284 OHHHHHH DIANE Feinstein....

Where art madame snafu??????

Maybe shi should call an attorney..

Posted by: corky muldoon at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (WQxgw)

285 251 "246 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Why am I not surprised"

Trump should declassify it immediately.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (puu6v)

I was wondering about why he even brought the list to the DOJ. It is his list, the names on it are ones that made an unmasking request to agencies (now) under his control. Only reason I can think of to bring it to the DOJ is to have them say yea or nay on the names contained therein. I am not sure the DOJ was ever intended to release the thing.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 12, 2020 02:22 PM (IrOVa)

286 The GMA clip only has 21k views on YouTube. It's amazing how little people would seek out network TV if it wasn't beamed into their homes. It's a worthless product. Some people will consume whatever they're fed.

Posted by: trev006 at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (TbnwU)

287 oboy, white house press conference.

Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (11H2y)

288 It has as the bad guys a religious cult in Colorado that worships the flag and Ronald Reagan as a god.
Posted by: banana Dream

Is their leader a guy named Cloud William?

More likely 'Ambassador Ric'.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (8erNz)

289 >>My girlfriend in on from the White House so shut the fuck up

Hadn't you head? I'm so sorry, Helen Thomas is dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

290 >>> UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.
Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2

Everything I've read is that it is up to Barr to decide if it is to be released. I would have been surprised if he had.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 12, 2020 02:19 PM (rKsgt)

Could be evidence at this point.

Trying to look on the bright side.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

291 Dole said neither he nor anyone else ever knew what hit him in Italy. I heard him say that in an interview.

Posted by: mnw at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (Cssks)

292 My girlfriend in on from the White House so shut the fuck up

Hadn't you head? I'm so sorry, Helen Thomas is dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Ouch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (85Gof)

293 289
>>My girlfriend in on from the White House so shut the fuck up

Hadn't you head? I'm so sorry, Helen Thomas is dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

How could you tell?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (KnJdm)

294 Annnnnnd that military jet from earlier.

It was the WNY Flyover. Three jets and a tanker. I only heard and saw the one jet.

I guess if I subscribed to the local rag or listened to the news on TV/radio I'd have known about it.

But I don't, so I didn't.

Posted by: browndog at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (gD6Ka)

295 That's a nice looking piece. Why you selling?

Two reasons. First, I want a LPVO for my M1A. That means I need to buy rings, mount, and the optic. I'm looking at $1100 or more.

Second, I'm not a 1911 guy. My dad gave me the gun and is OK with me selling it.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (UW2ZS)

296 Hadn't you head? I'm so sorry, Helen Thomas is dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Ouch

OSS.

Orally Servicing Satan.

Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8erNz)

297 289 >>My girlfriend in on from the White House so shut the fuck up

Hadn't you head? I'm so sorry, Helen Thomas is dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

=====

There's girlfriend, then there's bootycall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

298 Kayleigh the Destroyer presser on!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

299
Could be evidence at this point.

Trying to look on the bright side.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

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Oh, it IS evidence. The question is what the DoJ intends to do with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (5jaxN)

300 Baby Yoda !

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (zr5Kq)

301 All I know is Trump saved thousands of lives. His leadership on Coronavirus was amazing. Now its time to reopen and get the country going again. His leadership led us out of the Obama recession. He can lead us out of the China recession.
Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 01:57 PM (sX1BW)

I concur.
Posted by: LASue
----
He saved over 2 million lives in the US alone since the original estimate was over 2.2 million dead.... think about how wrong that was...try not to let your head explode...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (UUBmN)

302 Who is the masked asian asking a stupid question

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (85Gof)

303 Can the president "insure" is a gotcha word.
So is 'guarantee."
so is "promise".
So is "what would you say/tell people who..."

Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (11H2y)

304 I've been hearing commercials today on the radio for the "Package Coalition". They are against raising Postal rates. I checked it out and sponsors include Amazon and Ebay. Well of course.

Posted by: A drunken midget at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (Tnijr)

305 So...three jets and a tanker fly over a city.

The bartender says...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (axyOa)

306 >>Ouch

That's what you get for muscling in on my territory.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

307 In case you're asking, there's nothing wrong with the pistol. It's blemish free and runs great.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (UW2ZS)

308 300 Baby Yoda !
Posted by: runner

fucking kill it

KILL IT NOW

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (d7Ww2)

309 Who is the masked asian asking a stupid question
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (85Gof)

Is that from yesterday ?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (zr5Kq)

310 I heard a fly over where I lived...was busy so I did not look outside and up..but it was low and loud

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (85Gof)

311 LASue,

Are you in the SA or Austin area?

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (UUBmN)

312 Baby Yoda !
Posted by: runner

fucking kill it

KILL IT NOW
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (d7Ww2)

Did it pecker your wood?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

313 Speaking of fucking annoying.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)

314 That asian bitch.

Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (11H2y)

315 Who is the masked asian asking a stupid question
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (85Gof)

Is that from yesterday ?
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (zr5Kq)

Today..and she is still yapping

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (85Gof)

316 When my classmates were fighting the godless Viet Cong I was charging down mons veneris to get to the promised land

And smell my fingers.

Posted by: Joey Stinkfinger Biden at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (Y274z)

317
I've been hearing commercials today on the radio for the "Package
Coalition". They are against raising Postal rates. I checked it out and
sponsors include Amazon and Ebay. Well of course.
--------------
I've really only heard this tangentially - from Trump of course.

But if Amazon is for something, I'm probably against it.

Posted by: SH at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (sX1BW)

318 Speaking of fucking annoying.

No love for baby Yoda ?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM (zr5Kq)

319 MUMR knows a thing or two about annoying. And sucking cock.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM (o2MD2)

320 "285 251 "246 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last week.

Why am I not surprised"

Trump should declassify it immediately.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2020 02:17 PM (puu6v)

I was wondering about why he even brought the list to the DOJ. It is his list, the names on it are ones that made an unmasking request to agencies (now) under his control. Only reason I can think of to bring it to the DOJ is to have them say yea or nay on the names contained therein. I am not sure the DOJ was ever intended to release the thing."

Good question (I didn't know it was declassified, thanks to those above). If it isn't classified or sealed as evidence in an ongoing investigation, Grennell could read the names outloud publicly, couldn't he?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM (puu6v)

321 @ChadPergram 11 minutes ago

House Dems coronavirus bill contains more than a half trillion dollars in state aid. $25 billion for the Postal Service. $100 million to combat domestic violence. $3.6 billion for election assistance.

From the pool. Graham says new House bill is "dead o arrival in the Senate. Asserts the price tag is very expensive and contains non-coronavrius related measures

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM (cF8AT)

322 Today..and she is still yapping
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:27 PM (85Gof)

CBS

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM (zr5Kq)

323 Baby Yoda !
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM

Doo doo do do doo...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM (ejd/p)

324 Your outdoor social distancing has bee decreased from 6 feet to 10 feet.

We are all in this together. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2020 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

325 Agh that guy is butt ugly...go back to the asian chick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:29 PM (85Gof)

326 Stop testing.

Posted by: azalea city at May 12, 2020 02:29 PM (WX+x0)

327 Speaking of fucking annoying.

No love for baby Yoda ?

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM

Is it out? I'd heard that marketing was to begin this month.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 02:29 PM (axyOa)

328 @275 the burnt child dreads the fire

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 12, 2020 02:29 PM (E+OcO)

329 zombie, that is...so...you.

Posted by: creeper at May 12, 2020 02:29 PM (XxJt1)

330 payroll tax !

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (zr5Kq)

331 Postage should be free. Why not? The poor consumer is the one who pays.

Posted by: freaked at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (Tnijr)

332 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE CALVIN KLEIN at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (Pzzpr)

No. Fuck YOU.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

333 Could be evidence at this point.

Trying to look on the bright side.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

-------

Oh, it IS evidence. The question is what the DoJ intends to do with it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM (5jaxN)

"National Security." The blanket that covers up anything the deplorables are not supposed to know about.

Next week, the DOJ will be saying, "Grenell who?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (2JVJo)

334 296 Hadn't you head? I'm so sorry, Helen Thomas is dead.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Ouch

OSS.

Orally Servicing Satan.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8erNz)
*********
Poor Satan

Posted by: torabora at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (Y274z)

335 Barber shops opened here in Texas last weekend. So I got my 3 months of shaggy hair cut. But they wouldn't do beard trims. Because of the china flu. Made no sense.

Posted by: brak at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (cG+eD)

336 russian ventilators exploded in Florida?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (85Gof)

337 Do members of the White House press get performance bonuses for being ignorant, rude and stupid?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

338 Wisconsin is going down the tubes. Marquette Poll today (usually a fairly good one) says 68 percent of the voters approve of the way Evers is handling the corona, while only 48 percent approve Trump's performance. 65 percent of the people disapprove of those who are trying to re-open. We're sunk.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (lwiT4)

339 287 oboy, white house press conference.
Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:23 PM (11H2y)

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (Yhl4a)

340
I've been hearing commercials today on the radio for the "Package Coalition". They are against raising Postal rates. I checked it out and sponsors include Amazon and Ebay. Well of course.

Posted by: A drunken midget at May 12, 2020 02:26 PM (Tnijr)

------

Forgive me if I forget the details, but someone once explained to me that the USPS doesn't actually lose money. It apparently turns a profit, but Congress has some means of skimming it.

If that's the case, Amazon and eBay can certainly pop the leash and get their pet Congressmen to help out, here. They don't need my help.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (5jaxN)

341 VENTILATORS!

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (Yhl4a)

342 323 Baby Yoda !
Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:25 PM

Doo doo do do doo...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2020 02:28 PM (ejd/p)

I consider myself extremely fortunate that, even though I've heard Baby Shark a million times, I cannot remember how it goes when it's printed out.

No earworm for me

Posted by: browndog at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (gD6Ka)

343 russian ventilators exploded in Florida?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (85Gof)

St Petersburg Russia

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (yokAj)

344 >> I was charging down mons veneris to get to the promised land

I'll soon be charging Olympus Mons, people. And get some Grade A prime poontang on top.

Posted by: Elon Musk at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (rCwaK)

345 Orally Servicing Satan.
Posted by: JEM at May 12, 2020 02:24 PM (8erNz)

Is that the sequel to Desperately Seeking Susan?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Is it out? I'd heard that marketing was to begin this month.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 12, 2020 02:29 PM (axyOa)

It's out - 3 seasons.

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:32 PM (zr5Kq)

347 russian ventilators exploded in Florida?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:30 PM (85Gof)

St Petersburg Russia
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (yokAj)

And that is news why? Same company that manufactured the missiles for The Kursk?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:32 PM (85Gof)

348 Made in China am I.

Posted by: Baby Yoda Doll at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (H5knJ)

349 I consider myself extremely fortunate that, even though I've heard Baby Shark a million times, I cannot remember how it goes when it's printed out.

No earworm for me
Posted by: browndog at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM

No worries...I left out a "do" in there. It didn't work.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (ejd/p)

350 "We heard more from Dr. Fauci than...

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (zr5Kq)

351 I'm told by a contact that Colorado is going to begin offering a cash reward for turning in people and businesses for not wearing masks and/or adhering to the six foot rule.
Posted by: Bert G at May 12, 2020 02:13 PM (OMsf+)
++++++++++
Except that masks - and I think "social distancing" too - are not mandatory. They are strongly encouraged, but not mandatory per Pole-ass's EO.

Doesn't mean they won't give Karens and Stasi money for no reason, but that one doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (hYcqw)

352 Kayleigh has a slightly annoying speech habit of beginning many sentences with "Look." Sometimes "Yeah." "Look" sounds a little tough-guy to me.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (Yhl4a)

353 Is he still yapping about ventilators. This is one reason I don't watch any more. Look forward, not backward.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (lwiT4)

354 Kayleigh taking on Elizabeth Warren's stats.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (Yhl4a)

355 Fuckin idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (85Gof)

356 UPDATE: A senior DOJ official tells @ABC "we do not intend to release
the [unmasking] list" that Grenell brought over to the building last
week.

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2

===
ABC and anonymous source, this is bullshit.
When CNN or WAPO confirms we will know it is bullshit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (pw+jk)

357 VENTILATORS!
Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (Yhl4a)

Hasn't it been proven that those that are put on ventilators have a VERY high chance of dying unlike those never put on them?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Newsies should always wear masks, improves their looks.

Posted by: azalea city at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (WX+x0)

359 Fuckin idiot

Which one?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (Zmnko)

360 "His heart breaks for the family" of the guy who was shot in Georgia.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (Yhl4a)

361 Kayleigh has a slightly annoying speech habit of
beginning many sentences with "Look." Sometimes "Yeah." "Look" sounds a
little tough-guy to me.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (Yhl4a)

I would guess it's a way of gathering her thoughts.

Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (yokAj)

362 WHY AREN"T YOU WEARING A MASK ??111

nuisance nazis

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:35 PM (zr5Kq)

363 Fuckin idiot

Which one?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (Zmnko)

The english guy speaking jibberish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2020 02:35 PM (85Gof)

364 Kayleigh: If I wore a mask, you'd have trouble hearing me.

This is a good set-up for PDT to say the same thing.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:35 PM (Yhl4a)

365 the sooner CDC updates their degenerate guidance about masks/face cover the better

Posted by: runner at May 12, 2020 02:35 PM (zr5Kq)

366 Wisconsin is going down the tubes. Marquette Poll today (usually a fairly good one) says 68 percent of the voters approve of the way Evers is handling the corona, while only 48 percent approve Trump's performance. 65 percent of the people disapprove of those who are trying to re-open. We're sunk.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2020 02:31 PM (lwiT4)

Here in Maskachusetts, my dimwit governor doesn't even have a plan, because he's "uncomfortable" about a reopen:

https://tinyurl.com/ybce77hs

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

367 "Amid Pandemic, Hospitals Lay Off 1.4M Workers In April"
https://www.npr.org/2020/05/10/853524764/amid-pandemic-hospitals-lay-off-1-4m-workers-in-april

Mass killer pandemic *or* empty hospitals and mass layoffs of off medical staff.

Choose one

You can't have both

Posted by: The Knave at May 12, 2020 02:35 PM (0xRBd)

368 Can we just stop having these fucking pressers and have the White House release a statement every day?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

369 These reporters are some intensely mediocre people.

Be better.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2020 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

370 Degenerates upstairs didn't call it.

NOOD TUCKER

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (hYcqw)

371 361 Kayleigh has a slightly annoying speech habit of
beginning many sentences with "Look." Sometimes "Yeah." "Look" sounds a
little tough-guy to me.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:33 PM (Yhl4a)

I would guess it's a way of gathering her thoughts.
Posted by: ... at May 12, 2020 02:34 PM (yokAj)

Yes, but "Um" or "Well" or "Yes" or "Hmm" any number of interjections would be less tough-guy.

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (Yhl4a)

372 NOOD TUCKER
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (hYcqw)

Um....Ewww?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Here in Maskachusetts, my dimwit governor doesn't even have a plan, because he's "uncomfortable" about a reopen:

https://tinyurl.com/ybce77hs

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 12, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

Gah where do they find these nitwits? My mother could run this stuff better and she's not the sharpest icepick in my back.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

374 I like how she throws the press's BS back at them.

Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (11H2y)

375 Damn.. I'm in no mood for MUMR today

Posted by: It's me donna at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (Zmnko)

376 @ChadPergram 49 seconds ago

1) House Dem coronavirus bill is largely an homage to liberal Democrats in the caucus who weren't pleased with the previous four bills. In fact, liberals hoped to to spend $4 trillion on this measure, not $3 trillion.

2) Former White House Chief of Staff and Treasury Secretary Jack Lew spoke to House Democrats on their conference call yesterday, pushing them to "go big." Fox is told Lew made the argument that interest rates were low and spending this much money would never be cheaper.

3) But, it's clear that House Democratic leaders did not involve the White House nor Senate Republicans in the drafting of this legislation. That means it's not going anywhere.

4) Last week, House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) said he didn't want to pass a bill that was just a "message." Well, if the bill is only going to pass the House and die in the Senate, it's just a "message" bill. And, at that rate, it's mostly a message to liberal Democrats

Posted by: Tami at May 12, 2020 02:37 PM (cF8AT)

377 Rep. Ilhan Omar@Ilhan
No human life is worth more than corporate profits.

Not now, not ever.

-
Particularly not yours, BroFo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 12, 2020 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)

378 By "prevailed," PDT was making a claim about testing.

--Kayleigh

Posted by: m at May 12, 2020 02:38 PM (Yhl4a)

379 Stray thought about our "new normal". Was in a town with cameras posted on the streetlights and realized that now that masks in public weren't being prohibited, discouraged, tolerated, or even actively encouraged, but damn near required, facial recognition can be defeated with a mask, a pair of slightly oversized shades and a baseball cap.
How can 'they' bring back the no masks in public rules, all anyone has to do is claim 'an abundance of caution'.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at May 12, 2020 02:39 PM (48RE5)

380 chanell

Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:40 PM (11H2y)

381 "Amid Pandemic, Hospitals Lay Off 1.4M Workers In April"
https://www.npr.org/2020/05/10/853524764/amid-pandemic-hospitals-lay-off-1-4m-workers-in-april

Mass killer pandemic *or* empty hospitals and mass layoffs of off medical staff.

Choose one

You can't have both
Posted by: The Knave

Bwahahahahahahaha!

It was never about safety after the first doctor was furloughed.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2020 02:40 PM (8mOxN)

382 And Chanel is the only one to ask a question related to actual news...about Obamagate.

Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:41 PM (11H2y)

383 ..and I"d give her a mic drop if she challenged the press corps about their lack of curiosity...

Posted by: vivi at May 12, 2020 02:42 PM (11H2y)

384 Stray thought about our "new normal". Was in a town with cameras posted on the streetlights and realized that now that masks in public weren't being prohibited, discouraged, tolerated, or even actively encouraged, but damn near required, facial recognition can be defeated with a mask, a pair of slightly oversized shades and a baseball cap.
How can 'they' bring back the no masks in public rules, all anyone has to do is claim 'an abundance of caution'.
Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter

Wait until the banks open. Wear mask to do banking. Same excuse.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 12, 2020 02:42 PM (8mOxN)

385 106
Stinkfinger

To the tune of Goldfinger:

Stinkfinger -

He's the man - the man with the brain of slush -

And mouth of mush. . .

Or Moon River:

Stinkfinger -

Sliding up your thigh;

To grab some cherry pie

Each day. . .

On a related note, I have commenced work on the Rock Opera Fauci by the WHO. Wish me luck!

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 12, 2020 02:44 PM (hKi6n)

386 >>Stinkfinger

>>To the tune of Goldfinger:

Like a Biden

To the tune of Like a Virgin.

Like a Biden,

Raping for the very first time . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 12, 2020 02:48 PM (KnJdm)

387 Gee. George S. seems almost like a real reporter here, bringing up something a (D) candidate would NOT want known, instead of helping said candidate cover up whatever he wants to cover up. What went wrong?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 12, 2020 03:27 PM (rpbg1)

388 "Either lying or senile, and let's not rule out Senile Lying."

Embrace the power of...uh...something.

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Joey Sneakyfingers Biden: No, I Had No Idea About Any Investigations Into Michael Flynn.
Wait, You Have Evidence I Was Present at Obama's "By the Book" Meeting?
Oh, Right. I Meant To Say I Didn't Know Anything About a Prosecution.