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Media Currently Freaking Out That Trump Will Impose Temporary Suspension of Immigration

Remember -- it's right and Constitutional that American citizens should be locked into their homes like prisoners (while actually prisoners are set loose to roam the streets and murder), but foreign immigrants must not be inconvenienced one little bit while Americans are on lockdown.

See, American citizens must shelter in place, but foreigners can roam the place as they will. They have carte blanche.

This makes sense to the leftwing media panic vampires and their neoliberal NeverTrump Renfields.

Trump administration officials on Tuesday morning scrambled to finalize an executive order after President Donald Trump said in a late-night tweet he would temporarily suspend immigration to the United States as the nation battles the health and economic effects of the coronavirus pandemic.

"In light of the attack from the Invisible Enemy, as well as the need to protect the jobs of our GREAT American Citizens, I will be signing an Executive Order to temporarily suspend immigration into the United States!" he tweeted.

Officials were still working to draft the executive order, according to an administration official, but hope to have it completed in the next few days for Trump to sign. While the language is still being finalized, the order is expected to temporarily halt the issuance of new green cards and work visas -- steps that had already effectively already been in place amid the coronavirus pandemic.

A second administration official told CNN the executive order will be a "temporary 120 days or so" halt on "some" work visas to mitigate some of the unemployment concerns related to the pandemic.

Other aspects of the order remain unclear inside the administration, including what legal authorities the President will rely upon in the order and what other elements of immigration -- including family immigration and potential exemptions -- might be included.

By the way, pay no attention to the fact that New York City, America's little petri dish for the plague, has the highest levels of illegal immigrant residents, the highest level of legal immigrant residents (who certainly travel abroad more than natural born citizens), and the highest level of foreign travelers coming to and moving through New York City.

Just ignore all that.

Just shut up, stop asking questions or pointing out facts, and Clap For Your Heroic Civil Servants and Media Truth-Tellers.

Posted by: Ace at 03:23 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

2 Second.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (zqs/f)

3 I have a hat leftists and the media can defecate in.

Posted by: TheHoser at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (IDjUx)

4 Now he is just fucking with them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (+erct)

5 120 days? How about 120 years?

Posted by: Steven G. Johnson at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (aMtHI)

6 He has learned Obamas playbook. When you are down, double down.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (+erct)

7 Top ten?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (bvp+i)

8 This is totally Trump fucking with the media. And of course it's working.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

9 I'm going to enjoy the pretzels they make of logic to explain.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (vPKfA)

10 I can't believe Trump would do something like this after appointing his liberal sister from New Jersey to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (pweBr)

11 th!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (jjaLl)

12 I support this just to troll the Propaganda Press.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Un at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (NVYyb)

13 I knew it was nood time but left one more downstairs

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)

14 How could they get here anyway? They'd have to leave their homes and that would just distress Karen.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (fGCR9)

15 There should be 0 immigration and 0 H1Bs if unemployment is double figures.


Get AMERICANS working again.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (WdocV)

16 Easiest marks to bait anywhere, our media.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (6/uwW)

17 Hey, we just convey narratives, we don't figure out how to put them together.

Posted by: Demedia at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (Eicbe)

18
LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after
Katrina."



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Is this for real?


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (PUbDc)

19 4 Now he is just fucking with them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:24 PM (+erct)


That's what I love about the guy.

Posted by: jwest at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (mrrpT)

20 And Hawaiian Judge says no way in

3... 2... 1..

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

21 The New York City Media to the rest of America - Drop Dead.

May all these jerks get unknown untreatable Third World diseases from all this imported humanity

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (boerB)

22 Agreement reached on the SBA funding bill.

Does it have another raise for congress in it? Or money for specific pet colleges? The Kennedy Center getting another handout?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

23
Media Currently Freaking Out That Trump Will Impose Temporary Suspension of Immigration


Fuck this "temporary" shit -- make it permanent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

24 The COVID news conference today should be a hoot!

Posted by: Pliney at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (nzKWW)

25 Can't wait for the Drudge headline.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (BRpqW)

26

Ace, you said 'immigrant residents' twice...

Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (d6DSt)

27 Will the order apply to the 5 boroughs and CA?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (+erct)

28 The media have all been vaccinated against brains, anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe)

29 America is so dangerous to go outside and travel that we need voting by mail.

And also we need immigrants to travel here from all over the world.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (vPKfA)

30 This is totally Trump fucking with the media. And of course it's working.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2020 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

Yup... just like when he closed the US off to china and the left bitched about it. Now he is putting an exclamation on on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (85Gof)

31



I think Sean Penn just said he wants to be Hunted Down like the pesky varmint he is.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (PUbDc)

32 This will force the blue state governors to open their states earlier. If this is PDT's play, he is even cleverer than I thought.

Posted by: jmel at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (OeWgo)

33
LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after Katrina."


Publicly release your intended patrol route, Sean ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (pNxlR)

34 Yet Leftists have in whole taken up the quarantine and stay sheltered for undefined future.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (ZCEU2)

35 Can't wait for the Drudge headline.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (BRpqW)

Can't wait for the Babylon Bee headline.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (pweBr)

36 I hope Trump does frame the argument like Ace does, because it is a very strong one.

The Karens will call the cops on you if you drive to the local park...but drive up from Tijuana and work on Karen's landscaping? NO PROBLEM!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (WdocV)

37 I will say this about that....


Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (NVYyb)

38 But who will take up the jobs Americans have been told they cant do?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (/wCkN)

39 By the way, California giving coronavirus relief to immigrants puts them in the "public charge" category, which is grounds for deportation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 21, 2020 03:27 PM (gAXBD)

40 Sean Penn shotgun thing

https://twitter.com/dubhe0ne/status/1250944725999181827

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

41 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (uZuKb)

42
Fake Republican for the Fake News jen rubin was quick to call the president, yep, you guessed it, a racist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (PUbDc)

43 I knew it was nood time but left one more downstairs


An Upper Decker, as it were.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (UdYkW)

44 Other aspects of the order remain unclear inside the administration, including what legal authorities the President will rely upon in the order and what other elements of immigration -- including family immigration and potential exemptions -- might be included.

===========

Day 1: "Trump must shut down the states with no statutory authority that allows him to do it!"

Day 33: "Trump's using his wide authority on immigration to limit immigration?! What?!?!?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

45 If you care about the spread of corona now is the time to lock down NYC's subways.


Come on, if it saves just one life right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (WdocV)

46 And Democrats come out on the side of the virus again. Trump is so incredibly lucky sometimes.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (pweBr)

47 Media believes in the rights of immigrants much more than the rights of citizens.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (svbBD)

48 We are now open for business!

Posted by: Phil Murphy and Andrew Cuomo at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (NVYyb)

49 I haven't given drudge a click in... hell it must be over a year now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (+erct)

50 LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after Katrina."

Didn't also say that anybody who criticized Hugo Chavez should be executed?

Please tell me he has been diagnosed with a mental illness.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

51
Rather than a "nuts to butts" ticker tape parade for health care workers, how about a parade for all the real heroes of this "crisis"?

I speak, of course, of the Karens.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

52 47 Media believes in the rights of immigrants much more than the rights of citizens.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 21, 2020 03:28 PM (svbBD)

=========

The constitution is very clear in that it doesn't actually apply to those living in America, but only those who wish to come here against the wishes of those who do live here.

It's science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

53 Only one rule: No covid-farting allowed.

Posted by: Phil Murphy and Andrew Cuomo at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (NVYyb)

54 Blow up the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels just to save one life in New Jersey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (boerB)

55 By the way, California giving coronavirus relief to immigrants puts them
in the "public charge" category, which is grounds for deportation.
***

The INS should raid the CA welfare dept and take copies of their databases.

You know, if you do this just ONCE the illegals will never let the left sign them up for any freebies like this again....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (WdocV)

56 While the language is still being finalized, the order is expected to temporarily halt the issuance of new green cards and work visas -- steps that had already effectively already been in place amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Uhh... H1Bs are still a go, though, right? Pretty please?

Posted by: concerned Chamber of Commerce cucks at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (DTX3h)

57 NYPoste Blasio's social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memes

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (3aI0K)

58 So what do Leftists want illegals and legal immigrants do if everyone should be sheltered?

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)

59 Does this include PRs (D) also?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (/jZjK)

60 Trump needs to learn how to write his own execute orders. Once this EO gets smithed by his Resistance Staffers, it'll be some combination of meaningless and the exact opposite of his intention.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (dYe5S)

61 Sean Penn, mental illness.

Well he did marry Madonna.

So yes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (boerB)

62 The president has no more control over border-jumping today than he did yesterday.

This is about the legal process of immigration. "Jobs Americans won't do" is about border-jumpers.

Again, he has no more control over that today than he did yesterday. Otherwise, Trump should declare an end to murder.

We've tolerated murder far too long. Time to end it.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe)

63 But then who's gonna operate the Wonder Wheel now that the lines are shorter?

Posted by: Joey "Penetratus Digitalus" Biden at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (OGKAM)

64 I'm very conservative.

But I do want to state for the record that I am open to the policy of unchecked immigration for Eastern European women between the ages of 18 and 45.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ept+j)

65 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

66

NO ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK! PERMANENT ISOLATION CONTAINMENT WALL NOW!

Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (d6DSt)

67 yeah, that voter registration date is looming.

Posted by: Orson at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Pqcjt)

68 We demand Trump pay hotel bills at the Four Seasons for all immigrants inconvenienced by this racist prohibition.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousi and her merry band of socialists at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (NVYyb)

69 58 So what do Leftists want illegals and legal immigrants do if everyone should be sheltered?
Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 03:30 PM (ZCEU2)

============

"Listen, as long as we can vote in their names in November, we don't give a shit what they do."
-The Democratic Party

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (LvTSG)

70
So what do Leftists want illegals and legal immigrants do if everyone should be sheltered?
***

Do their yardwork? Trevor and Caitlin are too busy doing volunteer work over the internet to do it you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (WdocV)

71 Early recommendation for stopping immigration:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

72 There's a decent change the SCOTUS decisoin on DACA could come this week too. So, that could add some fuel to the outrage fire if it goes the admin's way.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (zqs/f)

73
I'll tell you this, the next time we're "locked down," I'm going all Purge.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (PUbDc)

74 "Coof" is a newly coined term for coughing while infected with the coronavirus, according to the Urban Dictionary website.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (3aI0K)

75 * chance *

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (zqs/f)

76 This EO also helps to shut up the Left 2020 Hindsight Gang--they can't very well whine about Trump not jumping on things in February if they're still advocating for diseased immigrants in April.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (bvp+i)

77 He'll never win California now!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (oVJmc)

78 Seems like a moratorium on immigration would just be common sense during a pandemic.

But it's not. It's racist!!11!
Our press is sooooo predictable, it's boring.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (z79tQ)

79 The media would have totally gone for Trump locking liberals in their homes in early February while impeachment was going on. They would have been completely normal and understanding about it.

Just like how they all wanted Bush to announce he was watching muslim males extra carefully leading up to 9/11 because he had a "warning". They would have absolutely believed Bush thought something like 9/11 was gonna happen and gone along with it happily. Totally.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (pweBr)

80 So what country are the Smithfield workers in South Dakota from ??

Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (uZuKb)

81 Supports the abolishing of US Borders:

https://youtu.be/m68Pw-KZvvo

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

83 NO ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK! PERMANENT ISOLATION CONTAINMENT WALL NOW!
___

Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to make sure.

Posted by: Some Colonial Marine, who for the record was right at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (WdocV)

84 Nailed it, Sponge!

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (VhoGE)

85 Please tell me he has been diagnosed with a mental illness.

Supposedly he donated all his guns to a sculptor who melted them down and made this

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77wv4vd

Which I'm pretty sure I could make with ten minutes and a welder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

86 Trump administration officials on Tuesday morning scrambled

====See, they7 had to "scramble" under Trump. Under preezy Shit Midas they would have methodically and deliberately done the EO.


Orange Man always bad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (pw+jk)

87 But I do want to state for the record that I am open to the policy of unchecked immigration for Eastern European women between the ages of 18 and 45.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ept+j)


Single women.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (/jZjK)

88 71 Early recommendation for stopping immigration:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Play clips of Democrats talking about how racist and violent America is in South American countries nonstop?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

89 My phone is trying to kill me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (ptqGC)

90 Let them all in. If it adds just one vote...

Posted by: Commiecrat at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (EgshT)

91 I look forward to the press *never* being held to account and for not being asked the question* "If you assert that people are coming here for opportunity, why do you think that they should have access to those opportunities while Americans are facing 15% unemployment?"

* This is premature - I am making an assumption.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (hYcqw)

92 80 So what country are the Smithfield workers in South Dakota from ??
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (uZuKb)



Corona... Queens.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)

93 I'll tell you this, the next time we're "locked down," I'm going all Purge.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (PUbDc)

Will our "betters" be out and about, or safer at home?
Questions a hunter will have to answer.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (z79tQ)

94 I hope it's as temporary as tax increases and tax cuts usually are.

Posted by: ShainS at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (k2nzL)

95 About damn time.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (6qpCe)

96
Single women.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (/jZjK)

....

I dunno.

I'd take two.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (Ept+j)

97 85 Please tell me he has been diagnosed with a mental illness.

Supposedly he donated all his guns to a sculptor who melted them down and made this

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y77wv4vd

Which I'm pretty sure I could make with ten minutes and a welder.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

So the shotgun escaped?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

98 Is this for real?


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (PUbDc)


If it is and I see him, I'll fear for my life......and act accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

99
Or maybe the president got word that the Court was ruling against him on DACA and he's wisely getting ahead of it and making another move before it looks like he's reacting to DACA?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (PUbDc)

100
A temporary halt. For 25 years or so. That suits me fine.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)

101
Trump is baiting them to bring up ...
H.R.2214 -- 116th Congress (2019-2020)
NO BAN Act
Sponsor: Rep. Chu, Judy [D-CA-27] (Introduced 04/10/2019) Cosponsors: (219)
Committees: House - Judiciary; Foreign Affairs; Homeland Security; Intelligence (Permanent)
Committee Reports: H. Rept. 116-413
Latest Action: House - 03/05/2020 Placed on the Union Calendar, Calendar No. 333.
This bill imposes limitations on the President's authority to suspend
or restrict aliens from entering the United States and terminates
certain presidential actions implementing such restrictions.
The first university to announce it was closing was Stanford, on March 6th.

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (3aI0K)

102 >>NYPoste Blasio's social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memes


Hahaha - Anthony Weiner's Administration would have provided those for you.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (VhoGE)

103 Orange Man always bad.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (pw+jk)

Every word they use is a carefully considered lie.

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (pweBr)

104 Think we'll ever find out how many NYC residents either sickened by the Wuhan virus or killed by it were illegal immigrants?

Yeah me neither.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (Wk9Tm)

105 Bravo Trump. Bravo.

And thank you for saving hundreds of thousands of lives.

Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

106 Perhaps Trump should offer to let the illegals shelter in place in any private dwelling with more then 10K square feet? I'm sure the glitteratti in CA and NY would be all in for that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (WdocV)

107 If the republic is dead, let us make sure that the first dictator is DJT and give it to the Karens male and female good and hard. Clean up the constitution and the fing 17th amendent , the judiciary, eliminate the fbi, cia , doj, state department. We get the first crack.

Posted by: azalea city at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (WX+x0)

108 80 Lutherans brought in 1800 Somalis but I doubt they work with pork

Posted by: CN at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (ONvIw)

109 But, diversity is our strength!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

110 Sean Penn with a shotgun.

This will work out well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)

111 Media freaking out over Mr. Trump's policy?...I shocked.....You could have knocked Kim over with feather.

Posted by: KIM JONG UN at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (lMn1U)

112 "Ask your governor if leaving your house is right for you."

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (Eicbe)

113 87 But I do want to state for the record that I am open to the policy of unchecked immigration for Eastern European women between the ages of 18 and 45.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (Ept+j)


Single women.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (/jZjK)

And end chain migration, unless her Sister is Hawt too.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN)

114
Alternate post title:

With USA Unemployment Skyrocketing, Fake News Demands More Immigration

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (PUbDc)

115
The ban is also meant to force the Dems who want to stay on lockdown into a corner.

How can they oppose Trump on this and yet keep the citizens under house arrest? Forget the media; the people will see this and the Dems will have to cave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)

116 Nailed it, Sponge!
Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (VhoGE)


Sun shines on a dog's ass, once in a while.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

117 "18
LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after
Katrina."



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is this for real?


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (PUbDc) "




Oh, please come to Wisconsin to do that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (cqteU)

118

Sometimes you just need a Pinochet to clean out the system. How do you say free helicopter rides in Noo Yucker?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:35 PM (WdocV)

119 Sean Penn, mental illness.

Well he did marry Madonna.


I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Boy/L)

120 105 Bravo Trump. Bravo.

And thank you for saving hundreds of thousands of lives.

Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

==========

Millions.

Original death estimate was 2.5 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

121 And end chain migration, unless her Sister is Hawt too.

Very high likelihood.

But they both smoke like chimneys and can drink a Samoan under the table.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

122 If a mentally ill man bearing a resemblance to Sean Penn came at you waving a shotgun, why couldn't you defend yourself by any means necessary?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

123 Make an exception for CHI com journalists. Must be employed by fake news.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Y274z)

124 A second administration official told CNN the executive order will be a "temporary 120 days or so" halt on "some" work visas to mitigate some of the unemployment concerns related to the pandemic.

A nice appetizer, but the more reasonable course is to make that "ten years or so".

American citizens have been hostage to this "everyone matters but Americans" philosophy for decades.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (6eEQ+)

125 Donald Trump - 2.5 million lives saved or created

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (WdocV)

126 I wonder how this will affect my brother. He's doing it through his wife, and he already has his work permit and is almost at the end of the process.

He's really worked very hard, followed all the rules, and had multiple set backs, so it would really be a bummer if this is another issue for him.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (9hauA)

127 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (Boy/L)

Barry and Michelle!

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (pweBr)

128 UNITED NATIONS -- The head of the U.N. food agency warned Tuesday that, as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of biblical proportions" within a few months if immediate action isn't taken by the Chinese in the form of a large check.


Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)

129 NO ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK! PERMANENT ISOLATION CONTAINMENT WALL NOW!
___

Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to make sure.
Posted by: Some Colonial Marine, who for the record was right at April 21, 2020 03:32 PM (WdocV)
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So, you're saying "Fail Safe" had a happy ending?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (4o2K3)

130 125 Donald Trump - 2.5 million lives saved or created
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (WdocV)


Excellent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (s2VJv)

131 125 Donald Trump - 2.5 million lives saved or created
Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2020 03:36 PM (WdocV)

===========

We're gonna have to wait a few more months to get the created number.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

132 "23
Media Currently Freaking Out That Trump Will Impose Temporary Suspension of Immigration

Fuck this "temporary" shit -- make it permanent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:26 PM (pNxlR) "


Temporary, just like the income tax.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (cqteU)

133 Jackass Murphy:
"NJ is punching above it's weight class in this fight." "We will leave no soldiers on the battlefield."
"Please God no more deaths."
"We have lost nnn more precious souls today."
"We are Jersey Strong."

it's one floundermouth quote after another. This man is an f'n idiot.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (ogC9I)

134 If America is the worst at handling the coronavirus, as I'm told, isn't it really unsafe for immigrants to come here?

It's really for their own protection.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Ept+j)

135 "As we all know, the midst of a viral pandemic is not the time to suspend immigration."

No, this is what they are actually saying. Every damn day they find a way to dig the hole deeper.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Boy/L)

136 Gov. Gruesome just gave Nanzi Pelosi a hand job.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Y274z)

137 Seriously, Trump's political instincts are legendary at this point. He's turned a crisis into a chance to push through immigration crackdowns as well as moar deregulation cowbell.

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/trump-to-announce-big-deregulation-moves-to-speed-economic-recovery/

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (SgjGX)

138
I try not to quibble with the boss. But the Renfield simile is inapt.

Renfield died trying to save Harker after the one shred of dignity and self-awareness he had left spoke to him.

The cucks have no fignity or self-respect, and will never turn on their vampiric masters who throw them scraps in return for their pitiable service. Not ever. Renfield was twice the man David French is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Ibl1K)

139 This is well within presidential authority and it's been done before in our history. Democrats can try all the Hawaiian judges they want.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Wk9Tm)

140 My teenage son asked me the other day if it was legal or illegal to only hire workers from a certain part of the world, like is it legal for a Chinese restaurant to hire only Chinese cooks. I had to explain that it depends who you are, and what race you are. Good times...

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (lcQJG)

141 "Stay in your house or we'll shoot this dog."

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (pweBr)

142 Renfield! HA! Love it.

Posted by: Gabe_G at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (H/2uM)

143 This man is an f'n idiot.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (ogC9I)

Yes, Yes he is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (85Gof)

144 But what of the need of New Yorkers for au pairs?!?!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

145 133 Jackass Murphy:
"NJ is punching above it's weight class in this fight." "We will leave no soldiers on the battlefield."
"Please God no more deaths."
"We have lost nnn more precious souls today."
"We are Jersey Strong."

it's one floundermouth quote after another. This man is an f'n idiot.
Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (ogC9I)

==========

"punching about their weight"

That was a dumb little thing Obama always said. Makes me roll my eyes now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

146 "Ask your governor if leaving your house is right for you."

We must be cautious. Where is your mask?

Posted by: The Fauci/Brix Consortium at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (EgshT)

147 If America is the worst at handling the coronavirus, as I'm told, isn't it really unsafe for immigrants to come here?

It's really for their own protection.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Ept+j)


Your logic and facts have NO PLACE in this discussion.

NO PLACE!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

148 100
A temporary halt. For 25 years or so. That suits me fine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)

We've allowed over 1 million LEGAL immigrants per year for decades.

The Government admits to at least 15 million illegals, and I'd wager its double that.

So, about 60 MILLION foreign born out of a population of 325 million.

So, close to 20% of the country, was not born here. Are not Native Citizens.

No country can integrate that many foreign born, which is why we see them self segregating.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (NgKpN)

149 With 80% approval among the public the leftards can suck hind tit. It's gonna go forward. Leftards thought they could leverage Corona for their own ends. Never occurred to their little pea brains Trump would use it to forward his own aims.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (o2MD2)

150 Donald Trump - 2.5 million lives saved or created

The created part we'll have to wait on until the baby boom later this year and early next year

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

151 134 If America is the worst at handling the coronavirus, as I'm told, isn't it really unsafe for immigrants to come here?

It's really for their own protection.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (Ept+j)

============

Also have you heard how racist it is here?

And that 1/3 of all college women get raped at college?

And that kids are in constant fear of getting shot at school?

And that police walk around, wantonly murdering black people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

152 Furlough every employee in the INS who isn't a border patrolman. And lock up their computers and printers and blank passports so they can't do black bag midnight authorizations.

Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (0/NWT)

153 145 133 Jackass Murphy:
"NJ is punching above it's weight class in this fight." "We will leave no soldiers on the battlefield."
"Please God no more deaths."
"We have lost nnn more precious souls today."
"We are Jersey Strong."

Does he think babies have precious souls?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

154 Media Currently Freaking Out That Trump Will Impose Temporary Suspension of Immigration

Trump just added another chip to his bargaining stack, to use as leverage against the Dems when the time is right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (iuFgi)

155 Sean Penn with a shotgun.



This will work out well.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 21, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)

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IIRC Sean Penn blew a hole in his boat with his expertiness usage of his shotgun in NOLA. I doubt he has gotten more experty with the weapon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)

156 Hey, if it saves even one life.....
LOLGF

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (o2MD2)

157 UK flew in a bunch of Romanian fruit pickers (BTW: not that's not a euphemism) the other week. Suspect there will be many exceptions for "essential" immigrants in the EO for farmers and healthcare industries ... and further suspect the day after the EO issues nearly every person in Guatemala will be producing documents claiming to prove them to be a home health nurse specializing in COVID-19 recoveries or somesuch.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (dYe5S)

158 In nine months what baby names will be popular?

Corona?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

159 Ew Jersey is the unwashed perineum of our country.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Wk9Tm)

160 Kenosha, WI has lowest gas prices in the nation. $.99/gal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

161 If it saves just one unwelcome migrant...

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (pweBr)

162 Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM): "I speak, of course, of the Karens."

And the Captain Hindsights.

Whatever would we do without them?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (6eEQ+)

163 Will this baby boom generation be known as Coronnials?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Ept+j)

164
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

Ma, ma my Sharona.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

165 158 In nine months what baby names will be popular?

Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

==========

Game of Thrones has petered out, so no more Khaleesis.

I'm betting a lot of Natashas because of Black Widow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

166 Unlike 100 years ago, the world's transportation system has far out stripped our immigration system

my grand parents and my wife's grand parents never returned home for a visit

wonder how many times people from the far east and mid east return home ?

3-4 times a year, maybe

and don't even get me started on the Canucks

Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)

167 In nine months what baby names will be popular?

Souldasuckedit Beatch

Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (d6DSt)

168 Spain called off the Running of the Bulls in July

Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (3aI0K)

169
Or...

maybe the president is, for giggles, trying to smoke out Corporeal Presence, too.

You have to ask: Why isn't the D nominee for president out there today on TV discussing this immigration issue??

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (PUbDc)

170 128 UNITED NATIONS -- The head of the U.N. food agency warned Tuesday that, as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of biblical proportions" within a few months if immediate action isn't taken by the Chinese in the form of a large check.


Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)

Let's see if they can get their grift to work on a mark other than the USA.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (iuFgi)

171 With over 20,000,000 filing for unemployment why is this a problem? We don't need more people competing with Americans for jobs.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (wiXsO)

172 Gov. Gruesome just gave Nanzi Pelosi a hand job.
Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Y274z)
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Can I just say: ew.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (4o2K3)

173 Alternate Headline: Trump Announces that Border is a Losing Issue for Democrats

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (pweBr)

174 163 Will this baby boom generation be known as Coronnials?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Ept+j)

I think they'll be known as the Quaranteens.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 21, 2020 03:42 PM (iuFgi)

175 Souldasuckedit Beatch
Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (d6DSt)

Kwarantina
Corona

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (9hauA)

176 Since the facts that that liberal rag TIME came out in favor of Illegal Immagration

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (FLiOE)

177
Big news - Fredo Cuomo is alive! He's alive!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (pNxlR)

178 164
Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

Ma, ma my Sharona.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

Veras gonna make a comeback.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (NgKpN)

179 My company has operations in South Africa

They are locked down too

They are more concerned about going hungry than the Wuhan

Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (uZuKb)

180 Gov. Gruesome just gave Nanzi Pelosi a hand job.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 03:38 PM (Y274z)

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Can I just say: ew.

well it is all in the family... *barf*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (boerB)

181 179 My company has operations in South Africa

They are locked down too

They are more concerned about going hungry than the Wuhan
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (uZuKb)

===========

Because they are racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (LvTSG)

182


So no one in the media seems to be calling out Mayor Lazyass on his idea to have a mass gathering in NYC.

But hey, those MUH RUBES in Michigan, they are just so stupid and dumb!

Good grief.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (lg/F7)

183
UNITED NATIONS -- The head of the U.N. food agency warned Tuesday that,
as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on
the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions" within a few months if immediate action isn't
taken by the Chinese in the form of a large check.




Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)

===
Not that I am against starving the third world, I am. But the UN's track record would indicate that the third world is going to get real fat and soon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (pw+jk)

184 IIRC Sean Penn blew a hole in his boat with his expertiness usage of his shotgun in NOLA. I doubt he has gotten more experty with the weapon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
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Did he really? Sounds like a real-life Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (4o2K3)

185
128 UNITED NATIONS -- The head of the U.N. food agency warned Tuesday that, as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of biblical proportions" within a few months if immediate action isn't taken by the Chinese in the form of a large check.


Posted by: SMOD at April 21, 2020 03:37 PM (3aI0K)


Go wave you tin cup in front of Xi, rump swabs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (pNxlR)

186 South Africa. Let's see if the Socialist thugocracy can grow food like the farmers they killed or ran off. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (o2MD2)

187 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

Covid.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (UwB9m)

188 Penn's boat developed a leak on the way over to "rescute" people in New Orleans, I never read the origin of the problem. It was bad enough he had to be rescued.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

189 Starving Third World People.

Fat UN observers in blue berets.

Luau!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (boerB)

190 Big news - Fredo Cuomo is alive! He's alive!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 03:43 PM (pNxlR)


Puttin on the Ritz!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo, Dancing with the SARS at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (z79tQ)

191 188 Penn's boat developed a leak on the way over to "rescute" people in New Orleans, I never read the origin of the problem. It was bad enough he had to be rescued.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Him and his camera crew.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (LvTSG)

192 Kenosha, WI has lowest gas prices in the nation. $.99/gal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)



We got gas there a few days ago. All gassed up and nowhere to go.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (lwiT4)

193 His boat didn't develop a leak. The idiot forgot to put the fucking drain plug in.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (o2MD2)

194 158 In nine months what baby names will be popular?



Corona?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

====
Karen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (pw+jk)

195 Generalissimo Francisco Franco hardest hit

Posted by: Marc at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (Mblpn)

196 186 South Africa. Let's see if the Socialist thugocracy can grow food like the farmers they killed or ran off. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (o2MD2)


Pizza has come to Zimbabwe...

- - Stevie Wonder

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)

197 The Karenavirus

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (pweBr)

198 192 Kenosha, WI has lowest gas prices in the nation. $.99/gal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)



We got gas there a few days ago. All gassed up and nowhere to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:46 PM (lwiT4)

Yeah, I'm currently getting about 2 weeks to the gallon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)

199 His boat didn't develop a leak. The idiot forgot to put the fucking drain plug in.

This sounds completely plausible to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

200 If I had another daughter, I'd name her Clara Quinn.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)

201 So apparently these Smithfield pork processing plants are manned by immigrants/ work visa holders?
Does the work really suck that bad that Americans won't do it?
I have no idea - I imagine it's hard, freezing work

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (T8A+w)

202 Donald Trump - 2.5 million lives saved or created

The created part we'll have to wait on until the baby boom later this year and early next year

--------------

If there is a baby boom and Trump uses that phrasing, it will be the most epic troll of all time.

Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (sX1BW)

203 As someone who has family in the third world, I can tell you that people are going hungry right now because of the lock down. Many countries don't yet have obese poor people. Poor = skinny.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (9hauA)

204 Smithfield packing plant has people from everywhere. I think the article said 80 different countries? But of course, jobs Americans won't do, even though we've handled those jobs for years without the help from other countries.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (JKNZq)

205 Pizza has come to Zimbabwe...

- - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (s2VJv)
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But due to foolish economic and social policy, the pizza harvest failed...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (4o2K3)

206 200 If I had another daughter, I'd name her Clara Quinn.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)


"Hmm..."

- - Manfred Mann

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (s2VJv)

207 Sean Penn is one of those perfect examples of how someone with close to ordinary intellect comes across as super smart in Hollywood. Compared to the average intelligence of actors and artists a normal person seems bright, like Idiocracy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

208 The Karenavirus
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (pweBr)

Controlavirus

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:48 PM (z79tQ)

209 Packing house work is hard and unpleasant. But no worse than many other dirty jobs. It's honest work, if stinky.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (o2MD2)

210 Not that I am against starving the third world, I am. But the UN's track record would indicate that the third world is going to get real fat and soon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:44 PM (pw+jk)


Nah, this is just like the UN predicting that third-world children are in danger of being prostituted to UN peacekeepers.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (SgjGX)

211 IIRC Sean Penn blew a hole in his boat with his expertiness usage of his shotgun in NOLA. I doubt he has gotten more experty with the weapon.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)


He forgot to put the cork in prior to launch:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/ 2005/09/sean-penn-bales-on-rescue-attempt/

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Trump can issue an order stopping immigration, but personnel is policy. It only takes one guy in the State Dept. to increase immigration from the Middle East because they are not immigrants, they are refugees.

Posted by: Second Comment Today at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (zcvbQ)

213 A dying church in the 80's imported a bunch of African Christians to keep butts in the pews and the offering plate full.
There were butts, but no offerings, and the first time the Africans butchered a live goat in the tiny coffee kitchen, the old Lutheran ladies felt it was time to find a new place to worship.

Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (0/NWT)

214 158 In nine months what baby names will be popular?

Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

Not Karen, that's for sure

Posted by: Mrs. Albrecht Durer at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (O6DoG)

215 LOL so... Sean Penn is claiming he's going to patrol
the streets with a shotgun to enforce quarantine "like he did after
Katrina."



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is this for real?


Posted by: Soothsayer



Hey Sean. Come patrol my street. I dare you.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (7jTtI)

216 200 If I had another daughter, I'd name her Clara Quinn.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)


I thought your name is Clinger? So what about Max?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (s2VJv)

217 vmom,

My mother worked at an Armour packing plant in the 50s. Back in the 70s, I used to try to get on at Foster Farms. never had any luck. Smithfield pays 12-16 an hour, per the article. It's not fun work, factory jobs seldom are. but I found it fascinating the women at foster farms had their hair done nicely, for the most part.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (JKNZq)

218 If I had another daughter, I'd name her Clara Quinn.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (Ept+j)


When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, we're all gonna jump for joy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

219 Gotta admit, cheap as hell fuel makes driving an over motor-ed muscle car loads of fun. "How low can I get the mpg for this block?"

Can I really go zero -to- oh shit in five seconds?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (VcFUs)

220 Does the work really suck that bad that Americans won't do it?

No such thing. It's more like they'd rather pay below minimum wage with no benefits so they can donate the profits to the DNC.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (ZGrMX)

221 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.
_______________

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson

Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)

222 "186 South Africa. Let's see if the Socialist thugocracy can grow food like the farmers they killed or ran off. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (o2MD2)"



Zimbabwe II - This Time We'll Get It Right !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (cqteU)

223 After hearing Gov Abbott drone on about moving forward this dude would have negotiated an Alamo surrender. Don't come to Texas. Depressing.

Posted by: azalea city at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (WX+x0)

224 Will this baby boom generation be known as Coronnials?
*******
Children Of The Quarn

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (5tS25)

225 Sean Penn should've put a cork in Madonna.. *types* *deletes*

*gargles brain bleach*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (boerB)

226 warned Tuesday that,
as the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on
the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions

What exactly is biblical proportions?

Is that like a cubit?

Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (vd8XM)

227 IIRC Sean Penn blew a hole in his boat with his
expertiness usage of his shotgun in NOLA. I doubt he has gotten more
experty with the weapon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (pw+jk)



He forgot to put the cork in prior to launch:



https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/ 2005/09/sean-penn-bales-on-rescue-attempt/

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

===
OK but I like my theory better and you know how the media lies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (pw+jk)

228 In nine months what baby names will be popular?

Corona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)


There are already reports of children being named Corona and Covid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

229
Is Sean related to Epi?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)

230 If he is smart he forgets to rescind this EO.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (8xelJ)

231 thought your name is Clinger? So what about Max?

.....

Section 8!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (Ept+j)

232 about time, though befor I celebrate, want to be sure it includes all H1B and H2B, L1, EB1 - EB4, H4, K1-K4....

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (zr5Kq)

233 O.k. I'll bite.. What does an Samoan Under The Table taste like? Does it have Kahlua in it? Blechhh. I think I'll stick with Cosmos.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at April 21, 2020 03:51 PM (OGKAM)

234 In nine months what baby names will be popular?



Corona?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:40 PM (boerB)

====
Karen.

Posted by: Jukin


Ka'Rona Vyress.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (7jTtI)

235 OK but I like my theory better and you know how the media lies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (pw+jk)


Won't argue.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

236
Here's a nice rememberberry:

April 2003: Anti-gun anit-war political activist Sean Penn's car was stolen. Penn reports to police that he also left two guns in the car.

Penn's car was stolen in Berkeley and when the vehicle was recovered, the two guns were missing. The local cops were kind enough to remind Penn that, though his pieces had been pinched, his license was specifically for the two weapons, so he could not legally arm himself with a substitute sidearm.

and...

While the car did not appear to be damaged, police said, it was missing two guns that Penn told police had been left inside -- a loaded 9mm Glock handgun inside the car and an unloaded .38-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver in the trunk.


It must be nice to be an unaccountable hollywood celery.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (iXSBz)

237 the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on

the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions



Yet they're dumping milk and ditching produce.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

238 Ka'Rona Vyress

Sounds like a Klingon name...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (boerB)

239 Smithfield article:

https://tinyurl.com/ybnkmhwx

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (JKNZq)

240 158 In nine months what baby names will be popular?



Corona?
__________________

In the 'hood: Kwaran' tene

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)

241

Ka'Rona Vyress.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (7jTtI)


K'waranteen and K'ronavyriss

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

242 It's amusing, sort of, to watch the usual suspects twist themselves into pretzel logic twaddle insisting on "immigration", whether the nicklefvckers who want cheap labor or the leftists who want to import revolution.

The truth is America needs no immigrants and hasn't for quite some time. "Skilled" worker visas is just as much of a con job and scam on American citizens as the illegal aliens flooding our shores.

As far as unskilled labor, with the Late Unpleasantness there is no way to justify any of it.

At the end of the day Americans in overwhelming majorities want a moratorium on all immigration, and have for decades. 1986 Congress was supposed to have fixed all this. They want the illegals deported.

Apart from whether any of this is "xenophobic" or "racist" or "isolationist" or "provincial" is immaterial. This is what Americans elected their officials to do.

If they don't want to enforce the laws, if they don't want to abide by the constitution or represent their constituents then they need to find another line of work. Don't give me this "These are not our values" or "This isn't who we are".

Bullshit. The question isn't "who we are"; it's who do we want to be and Americans don't want to be a third world shithole just because a bunch of globalist cocksuckers have made it their personal hobby to destroy the US.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/NSUP)

243 FOOD SHORTAGES !11!!!!1

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (zr5Kq)

244 238 Ka'Rona Vyress

Sounds like a Klingon name...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (boerB)


"Pfft."

- - T. Pringles

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (s2VJv)

245 So Pestilence possibly followed by Famine?

Sounds like Insom needs to ask his employers what the hell is going on!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)

246 Yeah, I'm currently getting about 2 weeks to the gallon.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)


And if you use Discover you get 5% back on gas, Uber, Lyft and Wholesale club purchases from April-June. Oh well, at least I'm not spending any money.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/6mAD)

247 240 158 In nine months what baby names will be popular?



Corona?
__________________

In the 'hood: Kwaran' tene
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)

============

Sit down and shut up, A-A-ron.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

248 I do like the name Clara, its pretty and old fashioned without being really odd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

249 Q'Rona

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (zr5Kq)

250 Iris, you are my virus,
For you've infected,
My heart with love

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

251
How many people have been hurt by Sean Penn's missing guns because he's an irresponsible hypocrite?

You think we'll ever know?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (iXSBz)

252 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.



Bill Gates & Bill Gates.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (7jTtI)

253 No butter in my warehouse club today
Lots of pork though, a bit more expensive than usual

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (T8A+w)

254 248 I do like the name Clara, its pretty and old fashioned without being really odd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)


Had a great aunt named Clara.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

255 QueVee

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)

256 In the 'hood: Kwaran' tene
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)

La-Kwaran' tene

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (9hauA)

257 245 So Pestilence possibly followed by Famine?

Sounds like Insom needs to ask his employers what the hell is going on!
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)

==========

It's Neil Gaiman's world, we're just living in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

258 Is Sean related to Epi?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (s2VJv)


Empti.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Lock it down. We full, moose out front shoulda told you.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (90T4r)

260 K'waranteen and K'ronavyriss
Posted by: Sponge



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (7jTtI)

261 Corinna is a real name and it's close enough to Corona.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

262 Q'Rantina

Posted by: runner at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (zr5Kq)

263 237 the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on

the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions



Yet they're dumping milk and ditching produce.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

Hell, since we're resetting things anywho.

Second look at Ethanol in Gas?

Seeing as how oil prices have cratered?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (NgKpN)

264 In the 'hood: ShaKwaran' teneque


FIXT

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (VcFUs)

265 Is that like a cubit?
Posted by: Bruce at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (vd8XM)
-----
Riiiight. What's a cubit?

Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)

266 257 245 So Pestilence possibly followed by Famine?

Sounds like Insom needs to ask his employers what the hell is going on!
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)

==========

It's Neil Gaiman's world, we're just living in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM



Dom
Tsifardey'ah
Dever
Penem
Maches B'chores
Chinese Lung Gleet

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (s2VJv)

267 In a time where you are encouraging people to limit their trips to the store, you always need to add people who'll need to go to the store at some time.

Of course, subtraction by addition. That blow on the head really cleared it up for me!

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Eicbe)

268 237 the world is dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, it is also "on

the brink of a hunger pandemic" that could lead to "multiple famines of
biblical proportions



Yet they're dumping milk and ditching produce.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

Funny how shutdowns work. A friend living in CA has been telling me about how the stores are now constantly out of meat and produce.

Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

269 254 248 I do like the name Clara, its pretty and old fashioned without being really odd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)


Had a great aunt named Clara.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

Did she smell of naphtha?

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (90T4r)

270 1 cubit = 18 inches

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (o2MD2)

271 And if you use Discover you get 5% back on gas,
Uber, Lyft and Wholesale club purchases from April-June. Oh well, at
least I'm not spending any money.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/6mAD)

===
I'm waiting for $0 per barrel to translate to cheaper gas in Kalifornia. I will be waiting a very, very long time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (pw+jk)

272 Riiiight. What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)


20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Riiiight. What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)
++++++++++++
About two and half hands.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)

274 I'll take 'Stupid parents' for $1000, Alex

K'waranteen and K'ronavyriss

What are 'Names on resumes that go straight into the trash'?

Posted by: JEM at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (8erNz)

275 Sit down and shut up, A-A-ron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

Love that bit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)

276 229
Is Sean related to Epi?
____________

Unlikely. Epi pens are useful. Sean Penns, not so much.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (k4dH2)

277 269
Did she smell of naphtha?
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (90T4r)


Died young. Before I was born. Momma loved her dearly, so I was told.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (s2VJv)

278 1 cubit = 18 inches

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (o2MD2)

===
It depends on where you start measuring... or so I have been told.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (pw+jk)

279 Uh.. who does Insom work for? Someone cadaverous in a pale limousine?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (T8A+w)

280 247 240 158 In nine months what baby names will be popular?

ClorQueen

Posted by: Priapism at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (2cfUo)

281 271 And if you use Discover you get 5% back on gas,
Uber, Lyft and Wholesale club purchases from April-June. Oh well, at
least I'm not spending any money.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (/6mAD)

===
I'm waiting for $0 per barrel to translate to cheaper gas in Kalifornia. I will be waiting a very, very long time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (pw+jk)

=========

I'm sure thee California legislature will quickly find ways to selflessly take more money from you through increased gas taxes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

282
Pig Penn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (s2VJv)

283 When I read this I of course sharted, but out of an abundance of caution I sucked it back in.

Posted by: Katy Tur at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (sWM8x)

284
Leo Penn was a director. He directed at least one Kojak, that I know of.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (iXSBz)

285 Melania

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (uEbPt)

286 Had a great aunt named Clara.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

My late mother's first name.

Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (hOMhY)

287 Slaughter house jobs aren't horrible, but they are dead end.
You need a light jacket for the temperature and you can't be squeamish. You make the same few cuts over and over since you're working as a cog in a disassembly line. Pay is low, and there's not many ways to stand out, except in bad ways. No prior skills needed.
So low pay, unskilled, dirty, physical work. It is good for people with limited options, but the companies won't spend a cent they don't have to on labor or on cattle.

Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (0/NWT)

288 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.
_______________

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson

Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)


Barack and Michelle Obama

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)

289 Yet they're dumping milk and ditching produce.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 21, 2020 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

Sad, but unconnected.
The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (z79tQ)

290 275 Sit down and shut up, A-A-ron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

Love that bit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

Did you say something, Jo-R-din?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

291 Malaria.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (90T4r)

292 Old and Busted: 120 days immigration suspension

New Hotness: 120 months immigration suspension

Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (TqxwF)

293 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.

Bono

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (FZYNt)

294 Bill Cosby is a messed up person but he was really, really funny in his standup

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

295 Funny how shutdowns work. A friend living in CA has been telling me about how the stores are now constantly out of meat and produce.
Posted by: Someguy


But, but, but they said we could stay shut down until 2022.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!
F'n idiots.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (7jTtI)

296 About two and half hands.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 03:56 PM (hYcqw)
---
Same as in town.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Eicbe)

297 Had a great aunt named Clara.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)


My wife has a cousin named Clara.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Funny how shutdowns work. A friend living in CA has been telling me about how the stores are now constantly out of meat and produce.
Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

My local McDonalds doesn't have 1/4 Lbers. Only Regular patties.


So Big macs only currently.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

299 This is kind of brilliant for Trump.

You see, the MSM/DNC is saying that the CCP Lung Flu is the worst thing ever, and we can never go back to normal and/or stop quarantining.

However, these people love the future and current illegal voters more than life itself.


In a canny move, Trump has told them either quarantine forever and never see another immigrant, or give up the quarantine, admit it's all a sham and get your illegals back.

Choose one: covid or illegals. Brilliant.

Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

300 The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
Posted by: OneEyedJack


Smart restaurants are taking it, repackaging it, and selling it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (7jTtI)

301 Some Claras have a Bow.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (90T4r)

302 Out: Planting vegetable seeds.

In: Planting illegal immigrant feet inside the US border.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (bDqIh)

303 Riiiight. What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)

Dick length.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (hOMhY)

304 The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.

Yeah, they can't sell it direct to the public and businesses cannot retool in a week to start making other products.

Trump should get the Ag department to dump a lot of those stupid "you can't sell from the farm" regulations and that would help a lot. Some states are fast-passing bills to allow it locally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

305 Bill Cosby is a messed up person but he was really, really funny in his standup
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)


I liked Eddie Murphy's Bill Cosby doing stand-up impression better.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

306 On fb a local restaurant meat supplier said they can sell to the public now

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (T8A+w)

307 299 In a canny move, Trump has told them either quarantine forever and never see another immigrant, or give up the quarantine, admit it's all a sham and get your illegals back.

Choose one: covid or illegals. Brilliant.
Posted by: shibumi says CV19 is a bioweapon at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (ZCiJZ)

============

"We'll take the illegals. Covid is no longer a threat."
-The Left

"Yeah...but they could be a threat again. Decreased immigration!"
-Trump

"How did he do that?"
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

308 Had a great aunt named Clara.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

My wife has a cousin named Clara.
Posted by: Sponge



Aunt Bea had a friend named Clara.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (7jTtI)

309 Did you say something, Jo-R-din?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

No I didn't, Mr. Mad-EE-sone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

310 >>Smart restaurants are taking it, repackaging it, and selling it.


Yes, assuming they are still open for business.
And a lot of them aren't.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (bDqIh)

311
Barack and Michelle Obama
____________

Definitely. Plus John and Ter-AAAA-zah Kerry.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (k4dH2)

312 Clara has to be Klah-ruh though, not clair-uh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

313 Had a great aunt named Clara.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (s2VJv)

My wife has a cousin named Clara.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 21, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
----
Robert Schumann had a wife named Clara.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (4o2K3)

314 Riiiight. What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)

Dick length.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy



So that's why the Ark was a dingy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (7jTtI)

315 You can STILL tell Bill to have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (wfBKC)

316 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.

_______________



Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson



Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)





Barack and Michelle Obama

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)

===
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winnah!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (pw+jk)

317 I do like the name Clara, its pretty and old fashioned without being really odd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

My Mom's, since passed, first name was Clara. Her middle name was Hildegard.

Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

318 Funny how shutdowns work. A friend living in CA has been telling me about how the stores are now constantly out of meat and produce.
Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

One worker at a fruit processing plant kicked the bucket and the whole system shuts down for two weeks.

Same thing happened with meat.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (TqxwF)

319 309 Did you say something, Jo-R-din?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

No I didn't, Mr. Mad-EE-sone.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

Good. Cause I taught in the inner city, and I will not take an churlish behavior from the likes of you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

320 Had a neighbor named Clara. Made the best pickles.
won 1st prize at the fair every year.

Posted by: Andy Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (2cfUo)

321 CV-19 is the Essex class carrier USS Hancock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (boerB)

322 293 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.

Chelsea and Bradley Manning

Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (uEbPt)

323 This thread is being Clara-fied.

Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (Eicbe)

324 The "Refugee" deal is yet another huge scam. It is intolerable.

No genuine authentic Refugees should be admitted, except by being offset by illegal aliens.

"Sorry World. 30 Million illegal aliens flooding our shores over the years has precluded taking in anybody.

And please - send these goddamned bleeding heart assholes the motherfucking BILL. Directly. If all this virtue signaling and "charity" using other people's money were coming out of THEIR pocket, there would be a 30 foot wall, and iPhones would come with ICE on speed-dial.

Leftist wanker types are the cheapest bastards on the planet, now that's a fact.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (/NSUP)

325 Who wants to bet that the MSM will twist Trump's words and imply that he was calling IMMIGRANTS the "Invisible Enemy?"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (CqE5x)

326 I had a cousin Clara.
FWIW I also had a cousin Delbert.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

327 Donald Trump refuses to do what they expect him to do because he isn't a life-long politician. And I am loving it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (geGrP)

328 Sad, but unconnected.
The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (z79tQ)

Local chicken processor is selling institutional packaged product to the public.

Two hour wait in line.

The food isn't the problem. The producers are struggling with the packaging.

My restaurant buddy doing takeout says there is a surplus of food on their side.

Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (hOMhY)

329
I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.


_______________





Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson





Jane Fonda and Ted Turner (and Jane Fonda and Roger Vadim, and Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden)





Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)








Barack and Michelle Obama



Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)

===
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winnah!


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (pw+jk)


The Duck and Duckess of Cambridge

Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

330 NYPoste Blasio's social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memes

Not that I'm at all a fan of people sending photographs of their penis in the normal course of things, but in this case, it's funny, because that's the kind of response this d**k move of Comrade De Blasio deserves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (WI7YS)

331 323 This thread is being Clara-fied.
Posted by: Axeman at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (Eicbe)

Hell, we'll riff on Anything.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (90T4r)

332 Clinger was one of the 12 disciples in The Greatest Story Ever Told. Yes, really.

Posted by: azalea city at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (WX+x0)

333 I always like the name Clarice.

Posted by: Hannibal Lector at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (u6xw0)

334
Grandma had a friend named Clara. She and the old girls used to come over and play cards with grandma.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (iXSBz)

335 I'm sorry but this is still my favorite: "La-a."

That is "Ladasha" for you privileged MFers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (pw+jk)

336 1 inch = 3 barleycorns.

Posted by: klaftern at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (RuIsu)

337 On fb a local restaurant meat supplier said they can sell to the public now
Posted by: vmom 2020


One bison rancher who raises bison for restaurants has pivoted to selling direct to the public.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (7jTtI)

338 CV-19 is the Essex class carrier USS Hancock.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (boerB)
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One of my pards served aboard the Hancock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (4o2K3)

339 *looks at hash and jaw drops*

Wonderful am Afrikaan off Ark B apparently

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (boerB)

340 I do love it, close beaches, business, schools, retail, restaurants, etc. etc. Canada and Mex closed their borders with us. Trump bans travel from China and Europe. ZOMG! Rayycciiss! Temporarily bans immigration, Rayyciss! Churches are closed, malls, etc. etc. totes cool. Assholes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (gLvCH)

341

Clara once bit my sister.

Mind you, Clara bites can be pretty nasty...

Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (d6DSt)

342 336 1 inch = 3 barleycorns.
Posted by: klaftern

braggart

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (FZYNt)

343 The Duck and Duckess of Cambridge

Posted by: Archer at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

I think that's mostly just her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (Ez6QX)

344 Prince dying meant a lot more to me than Kobe. Kobe played basketball, cheated on his wife, and then crashed. Prince gave us thousands of songs and performances that will last lifetimes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

345 Remember -- it's right and Constitutional that American citizens should be locked into their homes like prisoners (while actually prisoners are set loose to roam the streets and murder), but foreign immigrants must not be inconvenienced one little bit while Americans are on lockdown.

It's even worse than that. Yesterday one of the "journalists" (/spit) got onto Trump because he let American citizens and legal residents return from China to the U.S.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

346 blow the bridges

Posted by: x at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (nFwvY)

347 322 293 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.

Chelsea and Bradley Manning
____________

LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (k4dH2)

348 >>In a canny move, Trump has told them either quarantine forever and never see another immigrant, or give up the quarantine, admit it's all a sham and get your illegals back.

Choose one: covid or illegals. Brilliant.
- - - -

The Left has been allowed to have mutually exclusive demands for decades (e.g., save the spotted owl but also, build moar bird-killing windmills), and it is is so very nice that we finally have someone who demands they settle these impossible demands such as immigration vs. shelter in place.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (bDqIh)

349 323 This thread is being Clara-fied.

Like buttah...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (boerB)

350 The Duck and Duckess of Cambridge

Harry is not narcissistic, just a manipulated dumbass.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (Boy/L)

351 344 Prince dying meant a lot more to me than Kobe. Kobe played basketball, cheated on his wife, and then crashed. Prince gave us thousands of songs and performances that will last lifetimes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)


I didn't give a rat's rectum about either one, frankly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

352 One worker at a fruit processing plant kicked the bucket and the whole system shuts down for two weeks.

Same thing happened with meat.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (TqxwF)

Get y'all some pork while you can.

The biggest meat processing plant in the world is going to be shut down.

Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (hOMhY)

353 My asshole is this ( * ) big.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (/jZjK)

354 344 Prince dying meant a lot more to me than Kobe. Kobe played basketball, cheated on his wife, and then crashed. Prince gave us thousands of songs and performances that will last lifetimes.


I'm still broken up about jeff goldblum

just such a multitalented actor and musician

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)

355 344 Prince dying meant a lot more to me than Kobe. Kobe played basketball, cheated on his wife, and then crashed. Prince gave us thousands of songs and performances that will last lifetimes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

isn't fucking randoms skanks a pre-requisite to being a NBA player?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (FZYNt)

356 Not that I'm at all a fan of people sending photographs of their penis in the normal course of things, but in this case, it's funny, because that's the kind of response this d**k move of Comrade De Blasio deserves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM

Reminds me of copying your butt on the copy machine back in the day or faxing it to a friend as a joke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (gLvCH)

357 Are the Public Schools still offering three meals a day without the teaching and learning stuff?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (8xelJ)

358 The food isn't the problem. The producers are struggling with the packaging.

My restaurant buddy doing takeout says there is a surplus of food on their side.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:02 PM (hOMhY)


Funny how capricious decisions on what is essential or not has second and third order effects.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (z79tQ)

359 354 344 Prince dying meant a lot more to me than Kobe. Kobe played basketball, cheated on his wife, and then crashed. Prince gave us thousands of songs and performances that will last lifetimes.


I'm still broken up about jeff goldblum

just such a multitalented actor and musician
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)

=============

That Geena Davis was able to get away with it still sticks in my craw.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

360 350 The Duck and Duckess of Cambridge

Harry is not narcissistic, just a manipulated dumbass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 21, 2020 04:04 PM (Boy/L)

Well, he is an Oaf. And inbred royalty.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (90T4r)

361 meh, we needed to end most legal immigration in the 90's, we didn't.


So the die has largely been cast.


We are well on our way to being an Hispano-Asian country.


Hopefully our new overlords won't sanction wet-markets, bull fighting and child brides.


Something tells me that the NT's of tomorrow will be writing articles like, "Three cheers for child brides," "The conservative Case for Wet Markets," "Bullfighting: If it was good enough for Hemingway it's good enough for The USA"

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (AIJBP)

362 isn't fucking randoms skanks a pre-requisite to being a NBA player?

Just like beating the crap out of them for being in the NFL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

363 For the special snowflecks :

Now....Fall....by ....Psychedelic Furs.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (rePbs)

364 anyway Mike and Barry Soetoro are def the winning entry but I'd like to try anyway:

Sean Penn and Madonna!

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (j9HX3)

365 That Geena Davis was able to get away with it still sticks in my craw.

"He was turning into a FLY!!!!"
--Geena's silicone-injected face

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

366 I do love it, close beaches, business, schools, retail, restaurants, etc. etc. Canada and Mex closed their borders with us. Trump bans travel from China and Europe. ZOMG! Rayycciiss! Temporarily bans immigration, Rayyciss! Churches are closed, malls, etc. etc. totes cool. Assholes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:03 PM (gLvCH)


But leave mosques and bathhouses open. Fight Islamophobia and homophobia!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

367 11 kids and 5 baby mommas is an NBA prerequisite.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (wfBKC)

368 335
I'm sorry but this is still my favorite: "La-a."

That is "Ladasha" for you privileged MFers.


looks more like "lahyphena"

Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (kf5Ci)

369 A girl named Clara stole my dog.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (sWM8x)

370 *points to #61*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (boerB)

371 Is a Clara that posts here a clarinette?

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (7ZMbn)

372
The biggest meat processing plant in the world is going to be shut down.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM

They just shut a huge pork plant in southern Minnesota. Sounds like half the plant got it after being tested. I suspect many are illegals so I don't know what or how they are going to track these people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (gLvCH)

373 >>NYPoste Blasio's social distancing tip line flooded with penis photos, Hitler memes


Perfect!

Also: ATTAAAAACK WAAAAAATCH!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00

Posted by: Lizzy at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (bDqIh)

374 1 inch = 3 barleycorns.
Posted by: klaftern



"Hey baby! Ever been ridden by 9 barley corns?"

Posted by: rickb223 at April 21, 2020 04:07 PM (7jTtI)

375

Clara ate my baby's dingo!

Posted by: Murphy's Rules of Chinese Virology at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (d6DSt)

376 Mitt Romney
45s

A time of national crisis is when leaders should unify the nation, not divide us by pitting citizens against newcomers. So it was with dismay when I heard of the president's plan to ban immigrants from our once-welcoming shores. It is unseemly and sends the wrong message to the world, a message that says "no longer welcome."
That is why I will be joining colleagues from both sides of the aisle and from both chambers of congress in working against this short-sighted, mean-spirited measure.
Stay tuned.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)

377 Damn,,,Claranette.

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (7ZMbn)

378 NO one crosses our Borders till I get my PPP money...how about them apples

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (85Gof)

379 I'm still broken up about jeff goldblum

just such a multitalented actor and musician
Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)


Now who's going to play the goofy "scientist" in every movie that has such a character?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

380 John Barleycorn must die

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

381 Damn, we're bored!!

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (90T4r)

382 jeff goldblum is mort?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (FZYNt)

383 Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)



It's like you are in his head.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (UdYkW)

384 >>But leave mosques and bathhouses open. Fight Islamophobia and homophobia!


And Griner and Tinder hookups!!

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

385 Now who's going to play the goofy "scientist" in every movie that has such a character?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (YqDXo)
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*raises hand*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (4o2K3)

386 John Barleycorn must die
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

*clap

many claps.

Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (hOMhY)

387 Old and out Richard Benjamin / Paula Prentiss

Not as old and out Jeff Goldblum / Geena Davis

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (/jZjK)

388 jeff goldblum is mort?



He will be missed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (GKlaO)

389 367 11 kids and 5 baby mommas is an NBA prerequisite.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (wfBKC)


A few felony convictions is a necessity for the NFL.

An IQ ~ room temperature is a prerequisite for both.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

390 376 Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++
Spooky. Spooky how well you channel the asshole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)

391 Do straight people use Grinder?

Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (uZuKb)

392 Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)







It's like you are in his head.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (UdYkW)

===
Seconded!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (pw+jk)

393 Paula Prentiss. She had a Crazy Vibe.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)

394 Geena Davis at least was a 1 back in the day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (dfRN6)

395 391 Do straight people use Grinder?


despite the fantasy of many a Gay man, no.

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (j9HX3)

396 Paula Prentiss. She had a Crazy Vibe.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)
+++++++++++
In loco Prentiss?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (hYcqw)

397 But leave mosques and bathhouses open. Fight Islamophobia and homophobia!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

Is this really still the case DJG? you have a link or something? want to pass it along.

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (7ZMbn)

398 391 Do straight people use Grinder?
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Only once.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (sWM8x)

399 352 One worker at a fruit processing plant kicked the bucket and the whole system shuts down for two weeks.

Same thing happened with meat.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (TqxwF)

Get y'all some pork while you can.

The biggest meat processing plant in the world is going to be shut down.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (hOMhY)

While you've noticed this, also notice that the government hasn't mandated these plants shut down. These shut downs were baked in when the pandemic hit. By shutting down other things, people (vainly, perhaps) hoped to avoid these kind of voluntary shutdowns.

The government is unlikely to mandate that they stay open, but we may reach a point where martial law, in the sense of soldiers running these plants, might come into play.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (IB++I)

400 388 jeff goldblum is mort?

How will the Jurassic franchise be able to continue?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

401 384 >>But leave mosques and bathhouses open. Fight Islamophobia and homophobia!


And Griner and Tinder hookups!!
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (bDqIh)


"Pack 'em into the mosques! Just don't tell them that the carpet they're sniffing is laden with the virus."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

402 Hey everybody.

Just looked up Jeff Goldblum. No news that I could see.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (L2ZTs)

403 Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (gLvCH)

Well, that was humor; I imagine this is some sort on uncivil resistance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (WI7YS)

404 Smithfield article:

https://tinyurl.com/ybnkmhwx
---
omitted from that article is that the Chicoms purchased Smithfield in a deal approved by the Obama admin.

They recently had a number of chicoms execs visiting the plant.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (ogC9I)

405 Richard Benjamin always made my hand curl into a fist. One of those "reverse leading men" that hot new directors were doing in the 70s. Enough with strong, handsome, capable men, lets have dweebish losers!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

406 402 Hey everybody.

Just looked up Jeff Goldblum. No news that I could see.
Posted by: qdpsteve

But it is J.J's birthday!

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (FZYNt)

407 402 Hey everybody.

Just looked up Jeff Goldblum. No news that I could see.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (L2ZTs)

Huh. Now try L'il Kim.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (90T4r)

408 That is why I will be joining colleagues from both sides of the aisle and from both chambers of congress in working against this short-sighted, mean-spirited measure.

The UniParty is real - and it is fantastic.

And it looks like Holcomb (R-IN) wants in. Extends bullshit statewide grounding to May 1.

Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (/BTP8)

409 Paula Prentiss. She had a Crazy Vibe.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)

Because her real name was Paula Ragusa.
Another crazy Eye-talian.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (CqE5x)

410 Hey TJM!
What is it that Geena Davis got away with?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (CqE5x)


You hooked me once.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (/jZjK)

412 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles to single out potential COVID infected people.


1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)

413 273 Riiiight. What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah at April 21, 2020 03:54 PM (4o2K3)


10 Rubiks

Posted by: REDACTED at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (rpxSz)

414 tubal, I already saw that. The new news on Kim is that being a hermit is what he does.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)

415 lol the goldblum is dead joke - is it dead?

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (j9HX3)

416 410 Hey TJM!
What is it that Geena Davis got away with?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (L2ZTs)

==========

Shooting Jeff Goldblum in the face with a shotgun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

417 Well I've got to go out and get some dog food. Fortunately pet stores are an essential service.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Uu+Jp)

418 Is this really still the case DJG? you have a link or something? want to pass it along.
Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (7ZMbn)


In fairness, I don't know. But I'm covering all bets that it is.

Can you imagine the uproar if any politician DID force them to close?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

419 Here's Savannah's fat ass Mayor going on CNN to call Gov. Kemp "reckless."

https://tinyurl.com/ydb7d278

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

420 Oh yeah Geena Davis was scorching hot. Messed up in the head, but nice to look at. Her spy/action movie was quite good, just didn't get much success.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

421
That Geena Davis was able to get away with it still sticks in my craw.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

OK, what did she get away with? And what happened to Jeff Goldblum? (Still reading up the comments, obviously...)

Posted by: Iris at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (lSFe/)

422 420 Oh yeah Geena Davis was scorching hot. Messed up in the head, but nice to look at. Her spy/action movie was quite good, just didn't get much success.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

I liked it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Ez6QX)

423 What is it that Geena Davis got away with?



Thelma & Louise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (GKlaO)

424 Richard Benjamin always made my hand curl into a fist. One of those "reverse leading men" that hot new directors were doing in the 70s. Enough with strong, handsome, capable men, lets have dweebish losers!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
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He was pretty good in the short-lived SF comedy series "Quark".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (4o2K3)

425 Shooting Jeff Goldblum in the face with a shotgun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts

I regularly shoot girls in the face

Posted by: Peter North at April 21, 2020 04:13 PM (FZYNt)

426 TJM, are you sure you're not thinking of Amber Heard? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (L2ZTs)

427 420 Oh yeah Geena Davis was scorching hot. Messed up in the head, but nice to look at. Her spy/action movie was quite good, just didn't get much success.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

============

The Long Kiss Goodnight?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

428 John Barleycorn must die
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

*clap

many claps.
Posted by: golfman at April 21, 2020 04:09 PM (hOMhY)

I think that was Traffic's best album overall, but Low Spark their best song.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (CqE5x)

429 412 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles to single out potential COVID infected people.


1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)

What a dipshit.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (90T4r)

430 412 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles to single out potential COVID infected people.


1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)

Because taking your temperature is a two-way-tv

Oh wait. we got two-way-tv, because people BOUGHT THEM VOLUNTARILY AND INSTALLED THEM IN THEIR HOMES WITHOUT ANY GOVERNMENT PROMPTING

but oh my gawd, they'll take your temperature.

What a joke, man.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (IB++I)

431 346
blow the bridges

count me in

Posted by: Lloyd at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (kf5Ci)

432 In fairness, I don't know. But I'm covering all bets that it is.



Can you imagine the uproar if any politician DID force them to close?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

Yep. I'm with you.

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (7ZMbn)

433 I always found tall women like Geena Davis and Paula Prentiss very intimidating.

I like 'em short.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)

434 Are the Public Schools still offering three meals a day without the teaching and learning stuff?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM

School taxes have to go somewhere, schools have been closed a month and not opening until next school year, maybe.

Posted by: Skip at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

435 yeah Geena Davis was scorching hot. Messed up in the head, but nice to look at. Her spy/action movie was quite good, just didn't get much success.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (myjNJ)

436 LOL from the Bee

Op-Ed: The Climate Is Trying To Transition And We Need To Support Him/Her/It
https://tinyurl.com/y72ml4x5

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (hYcqw)

437 Huh. Now try L'il Kim.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (90T4r)


What's with the "Lil" shit, anyway? I had to use Video Blocker blow away a dozen "Lil this-that-or-the-other" videos on Youtube.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

438 433 I always found tall women like Geena Davis and Paula Prentiss very intimidating.

I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)

So, Linda Hunt??

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)

439 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles to single out potential COVID infected people.

Hannity's version of freedom always seems to be the freedom of everyone to willing subordinate themselves to the right actors of the state - to do so makes one a great American.

I guess to not do so makes one a wrecker.

Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (/BTP8)

440 Richard Benjamin and Paula Prentiss did a very short-lived sitcom in the 1960s called He & She.

It's never been syndicated, I believe, but was supposedly the template for a lot of more modern sitcoms including Mad About You.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (L2ZTs)

441 blow the bridges

count me in
Posted by: Lloyd at April 21, 2020 04:14 PM (kf5Ci)

Hey man, this will not stand!

Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)

442 438 433 I always found tall women like Geena Davis and Paula Prentiss very intimidating.

I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)

So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)

===========

She is a very handsome man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

443 376 Mitt Romney
45s

A time of national crisis is when leaders should unify the nation, not divide us by pitting citizens against newcomers. So it was with dismay when I heard of the president's plan to ban immigrants from our once-welcoming shores. It is unseemly and sends the wrong message to the world, a message that says "no longer welcome."
That is why I will be joining colleagues from both sides of the aisle and from both chambers of congress in working against this short-sighted, mean-spirited measure.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: JoeF.

your grandpa moved to Mexico to bang sister wives

Posted by: x at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (nFwvY)

444 440 What is it that Geena Davis got away with?

*takes off sunglasses*


"Murder"
Posted by: Horatio Caine

yyyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (FZYNt)

445 When did Hannity go full retard?

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (7ZMbn)

446 433 I always found tall women like Geena Davis and Paula Prentiss very intimidating.

I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)

I have a lady friend who stands 6'2". There is something to be said for a woman who can wrap her legs around you twice. I'm guessing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

447 Oh wait now I remember what Geena did to Jeff.

She turned him into a fly...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (L2ZTs)

448 Are the Public Schools still offering three meals a day without the teaching and learning stuff?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM


LAUSD is. Of course, LAUSD has never been besmirched by teaching and learning stuff.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

449 Jeff Goldblum's wife (?) recently had a baby - he's not really dead, right?

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

450 ZOD.

Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (XzT/D)

451 442

So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)

===========

She is a very handsome man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)


Heh.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)

452
412 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles to single out potential COVID infected people.


1984 and Brave New World were not blue prints for a better tomorrow, Hannity!
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)

What a dipshit.


Go all-in Sean -- permalube rectal temperature probes with satellite link up!

Gawd, you can be such a dolt far too often.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (pNxlR)

453 447 Oh wait now I remember what Geena did to Jeff.

She turned him into a fly...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (L2ZTs)


Huge improvement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

454 @realDonaldTrump 17 minutes ago

I will be having a White House Press Conference today at 5:30 P.M. Thank you!

Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)

455 427
420 Oh yeah Geena Davis was scorching hot. Messed up in the head, but
nice to look at. Her spy/action movie was quite good, just didn't get
much success.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)



============



The Long Kiss Goodnight?


earth girls are easy

Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (kf5Ci)

456 info about the death of jeff goldblum in my sig

Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (j9HX3)

457 We had a Miss Clara, the orginal church lady. Didn't have a tooth in her head, but she'd chew your ass out if you acted like a kid or sang any of those rock-n-roll church songs. Youth choir leader got canned the next day for having the youth do an old negro spiritual song at night church. It is still my favorite song to sing.

Shut d'dough (d'dough), keep out d'devil (devil).
Shut d'dough, keep d'devil in the night.
Shut d'dough (d'dough), keep out d'devil (devil).
Light d'candle everythin's alright.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (LIhNq)

458 448 Are the Public Schools still offering three meals a day without the teaching and learning stuff?
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 21, 2020 04:05 PM

LAUSD is. Of course, LAUSD has never been besmirched by teaching and learning stuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

At this rate, they might turn out a generation that's halfway decent. Crossing fingers they keep not 'teaching' these kids what they were teaching them.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (IB++I)

459 I always found tall women like Geena Davis and Paula Prentiss very intimidating.

I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)

So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)

Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, Winona Ryder, Beverly D'Angelo......

Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (CqE5x)

460 451 442

So, Linda Hunt??
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (90T4r)

===========

She is a very handsome man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)


Heh.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)

===========

She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

461 Abe Vigoda > Jeff Goldblum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (wfBKC)

462 Is there an imprisoned Orchid situation??

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (90T4r)

463 449 Jeff Goldblum's wife (?) recently had a baby - he's not really dead, right?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

Not all that recently. The youngest is 3.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)

464 The Long Kiss Goodnight?

earth girls are easy
Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (kf5Ci)
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Beetle Juice

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (4o2K3)

465 @ 289 Sad, but unconnected.

The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
---------------
I know at least one restaurant wholesaler chain - Restaurant Depot - is now open to the public.

Posted by: junior at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (QwJHG)

466 Linda Hunt, is she married to Mike?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (pw+jk)

467 Corona-Life report from a Houston suburb:

Went to the grocery store today for the first time in four weeks. (I stocked-up and filled the freezer in the week before the real panic-buying began.)

At 9:15 AM there was no line to get into my local HEB, as there was four weeks ago. Number of shoppers was a bit less than I recall for 9 AM on a pre-corona weekday. Everything I wanted was in stock. Toilet paper, paper towels, and bottled water were available, at about 1/3 of full-shelf stocks. About 3/4 of the employees and shoppers wore masks (I don't, so far).

Encouraging.

Posted by: Gref at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (AMIL/)

468 Anyone here fluent in ebonics? A Savannah POC complaining about Kemp's decision to begin reopening businesses:

"My people in Savannah trust only oneself and not that governor. He want to kill people that what going to happen when this country hit that second wave and then he want to know what to do with the sick people of georgia."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

469
376 Mitt Romney


Oh, Mitt, what is mixed in with your hair pomade that causes you to ooze such sincerity?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (pNxlR)

470 @realDonaldTrump 17 minutes ago

I will be having a White House Press Conference today at 5:30 P.M. Thank you!
Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)

Trump Time, 6:14

Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (CqE5x)

471 Linda Hunt founded Hunt's Ketchup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (L2ZTs)

472 Richard Benjamin and Paula Prentiss did a very short-lived sitcom in the 1960s called He She.



It's never been syndicated, I believe, but was supposedly the template for a lot of more modern sitcoms including Mad About You.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020

*
*
At the time it was billed as the replacement for or successor to The Dick Van Dyke Show. Kenneth Mars, who later would play the ex-Nazi admirer of the Fuhrer and playwright of Springtime for Hitler in The Producers, was a regular in the cast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)

473 She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.



She and Tilda Swinton tie for genderless actors.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (GKlaO)

474 460


She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

Actually liked that movie. The theme music was great, IMO.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)

475 445 When did Hannity go full retard?





After Fox smacked his pee-pee for the Seth Rich accusations.

Short.

Leash.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (gAXBD)

476 Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, Winona Ryder, Beverly D'Angelo......
++++++++++
What about the pretty dame from "So I Married an Ax Murderer?" She's 5' 4". Too tall?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (hYcqw)

477 Jeff Goldblum's wife (?) recently had a baby - he's not really dead, right?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

Not all that recently. The youngest is 3.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)
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My God, she was in labor a long time!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (4o2K3)

478 @439

One of main beef's with Antonin Scalia is that he never saw an expansion of policing or governmental power that he would ever object to as long as it was done in the name of safety and security.


Hannity belongs to this strain of "conservatism."

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (AIJBP)

479 466 Linda Hunt, is she married to Mike?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (pw+jk)

She's not into dudes. I think Mike is her brother.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (Ez6QX)

480 When did Hannity go full retard?

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:16
------------------------------
Full retard? Is this a trick question? He's been semi-retarded for last several years.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA & uckfay ancercay at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Dhht7)

481 472 At the time it was billed as the replacement for or successor to The Dick Van Dyke Show. Kenneth Mars, who later would play the ex-Nazi admirer of the Fuhrer and playwright of Springtime for Hitler in The Producers, was a regular in the cast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)

=============

"It wasn't Naaaaasis, it was NAZIs!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

482 @ 289 Sad, but unconnected.


The supply chain in this country is now broken, and the stuff that used to go to wholesale for restaurants has nowhere to go.
====
I have scored my toilet paper at the local ACE hardware and it is commercial. Not consumer.
Also my local Mexican Market is stocked to the gills with meat and produce. Canned goods and eggs not so much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (pw+jk)

483 Geena Davis got into Olympic archery.

Even more of a One to me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (l4C/z)

484 474 460


She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

Actually liked that movie. The theme music was great, IMO.
Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)

==========

Peter Weir, yo.

He should make more movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

485 Jeff Goldblum's wife (?) recently had a baby - he's not really dead, right?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)

Not all that recently. The youngest is 3.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)
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My God, she was in labor a long time!

-------------

The Fly 2

Posted by: SH at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

486 322 293 I defy anyone to come up with a match of two bigger narcissistic assholes.

Chelsea and Bradley Manning
Posted by: ... at April 21, 2020 04:01 PM (uEbPt)


Wut? No love for St. Greta of Cabbage Patch?

Or did the virus get her? She hasn't said a peep in weeks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

487
"My people in Savannah trust only oneself and not that governor. He want to kill people that what going to happen when this country hit that second wave and then he want to know what to do with the sick people of georgia."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)


If you want to catch the second wave, you'd best grab your surfboard, go to the beach, and paddle away from shore until you find it. Go!

GO NOW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (pNxlR)

488 Posted by: LetMyOrchidFREE at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (j9HX3)

Been years since that happened to me.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (LIhNq)

489 Wolfus, Kenneth Mars was also a great cast member on Malcolm In The Middle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (L2ZTs)

490 "My people in Savannah trust only oneself and not that governor. He want to kill people that what going to happen when this country hit that second wave and then he want to know what to do with the sick people of georgia."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)


Unless the GA GOV is forcing businesses to open against their will - I can't see the problem.

Stay closed as long as you like. Stay home forever if you can afford it.

Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (/BTP8)

491 I like 'em short.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
===
Last wife tall. This one short. I like em all.

Posted by: dingbat at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (KylN9)

492 She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)


I thought that that was this year.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

493 Always been an Andie McDowell appreciator. Southern Charming.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (90T4r)

494 Full retard? Is this a trick question? He's been semi-retarded for last several years.

Posted by: olddog in mo, F*ck BofA uckfay ancercay at April 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Dhht7)

'Semi' quite awhile...I mean temp. taking turnstiles? Full retard.

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (7ZMbn)

495
Richard Benjamin always made my hand curl into a fist. One of those
"reverse leading men" that hot new directors were doing in the 70s.
Enough with strong, handsome, capable men, lets have dweebish losers!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

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He was pretty good in the short-lived SF comedy series "Quark".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 21, 2020

*
*
And as the comic hero battling Dracula in Love at First Bite.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (rpbg1)

496 Wut? No love for St. Greta of Cabbage Patch?

Or did the virus get her? She hasn't said a peep in weeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

She is so yesterday. Ya woun't hear from her no more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (85Gof)

497 472 At the time it was billed as the replacement for or successor to The Dick Van Dyke Show. Kenneth Mars, who later would play the ex-Nazi admirer of the Fuhrer and playwright of Springtime for Hitler in The Producers, was a regular in the cast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rpbg1)
===========

Speaking of Kenneth Mars, I caught "What's Up, Doc?" the other evening. A very funny movie in spite of BAWBWA! Streisand.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (dfRN6)

498 IIRC, He and She was the first sitcom to have a married couple sleeping in the same bed, instead of twin beds.

Posted by: skywch at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (Y/Ps0)

499
23,018.88 -631.56 (-2.67%)
At close: 4:20PM EDT

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (GKlaO)

500 492 She did win her Oscar for playing a male character in The Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

I thought that that was this year.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

===========

"I lived through Jakarta 1965, but that was nothing compared to this."
-Guy Hamilton, shaking uncontrollably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

501
"second wave" has made it into the rote preaching of the lockdowners and Karens now. Golly, who knew there were so many seasoned virologists residing in this country?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (pNxlR)

502 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles


So if they're over 101 the cops shoot?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (7tBAK)

503 >>Greta...She hasn't said a peep in weeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

Old and busted: Future stolen by selfish adults.

New hotness: Breath stolen by impassive, relentless virus.

Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (XzT/D)

504 My people in Savannah trust only oneself and not that governor. He want to kill people that what going to happen when this country hit that second wave and then he want to know what to do with the sick people of georgia."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

I know this is going to seem cruel, but black people didn't even begin to notice Coronavirus until it was pointed out a couple weeks ago that they comprise almost half the deaths. Then all of a sudden it's, Trump is killing black people.

Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)

505 She is so yesterday. Ya woun't hear from her no more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2020 04:22 PM (85Gof)


Gaia be praised!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

506 Paula Prentiss. She had a Crazy Vibe.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:10 PM (90T4r)



Because her real name was Paula Ragusa.

Another crazy Eye-talian.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020

*
*
Her sister Ann, also an actress once upon a time, actually did get in trouble with the law, I believe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (rpbg1)

507 tubal, The Onion just did an expose:

12 celebrities you never knew were abducted and murdered by Andie MacDowell

https://www.theonion.com/10-celebrities-you-never-
knew-were-abducted-and-murdere-1842799174

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)

508 I know this is going to seem cruel, but black people didn't even begin to notice Coronavirus until it was pointed out a couple weeks ago that they comprise almost half the deaths. Then all of a sudden it's, Trump is killing black people.
Posted by: Jeff at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (CqE5x)


Imagine their surprise on taking a closer look at all the dead people in the hood and finding half of them didn't have bullet holes in them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

509 I like 'em short.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM

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So, Linda Hunt??

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:15 PM


Gidget the Midget?

Posted by: Bert G, From an Undisclosed Location at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (fIDYQ)

510 504 My people in Savannah trust only oneself and not that governor. He want to kill people that what going to happen when this country hit that second wave and then he want to know what to do with the sick people of georgia."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 21, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)


He talks funny.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (90T4r)

511 Stay closed as long as you like. Stay home forever if you can afford it.

Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (/BTP

This. Right from the beginning. Do it for anything that scares you. Just don't break MY balls.

Posted by: Wohoo Flu at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (7ZMbn)

512 Oregon's beaches are, by law, open to the public. Its a bill passed in the 70s, all beaches up to the beach grass are public and permanently open, nobody can own an oregon beach. I read a stat once that said Oregon had more open public beaches than the entire East coast of the USA, because of this law.

Some surfers tried to jump the fences put up and go out on the 3' waves (not exactly Surfin' Safari up here) and got arrested for... trespassing. On public beaches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

513 He talks funny.



Like a Yankee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (GKlaO)

514 IIRC, He and She was the first sitcom to have a married couple sleeping in the same bed, instead of twin beds.

Posted by: skywch at April 21, 2020

*
*
I'm pretty sure Darrin (the first one) and Samantha were first in a double bed in 1964. Rob and Laura Petrie a couple of years before had twin beds, but Darrin and that hot blonde witch were clearly gettin' it on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (rpbg1)

515 503 >>Greta...She hasn't said a peep in weeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

Old and busted: Future stolen by selfish adults.

New hotness: Breath stolen by impassive, relentless virus.
Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:23 PM (XzT/D)


Maybe she's just finally entered puberty and is staying home ... confused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

516 Hannity pimping temperature taking turnstiles to single out potential COVID infected people.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:12 PM (AIJBP)
++++++++++++++
I am trying to think of when I have *ever* touched a turnstile. I am not germophobe, but I usually try to avoid it. I have always used my hips or shoulder to to turn them (depending on whether they are half-height or full-height).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (hYcqw)

517 507 tubal, The Onion just did an expose:

12 celebrities you never knew were abducted and murdered by Andie MacDowell

https://www.theonion.com/10-celebrities-you-never-
knew-were-abducted-and-murdere-1842799174
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)


Will do!!

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (90T4r)

518 ===========

She is a very handsome man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:16 PM (LvTSG)


Heh.

Posted by: tubal at April 21, 2020 04:17 PM (90T4r)


Only in Hollywood would the woman who f***s men back to life be a lesbian.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (/jZjK)

519 And as the comic hero battling Dracula in Love at First Bite.

That was the only role I didn't hate him in. He's been in a lot of good stuff, I just can't stand nebbishy loser "heroes" who go to therapy a lot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

520 Is the second wave worse that that dirt they keep shoveling on the still not mostly dead patient called America? This country needs to cowboy the fuck up.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (xceTB)

521
Anyone who wants to remain locked down, go ahead and do it. You'll get no argument from me. Live it up!

Your right to remain locked down extends only to when you insist that I must remain locked down, too, because you are such a limpid, docile, and low-functioning servant of your statist overlords.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (pNxlR)

522 Wolfus, Kenneth Mars was also a great cast member on Malcolm In The Middle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020

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I never watched that much, so I never saw him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (rpbg1)

523 >>12 celebrities you never knew were abducted and murdered by Andie MacDowell
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:24 PM (L2ZTs)

Disturbing. Arousing.

Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (XzT/D)

524 512 Oregon's beaches are, by law, open to the public. Its a bill passed in the 70s, all beaches up to the beach grass are public and permanently open, nobody can own an oregon beach. I read a stat once that said Oregon had more open public beaches than the entire East coast of the USA, because of this law.

Some surfers tried to jump the fences put up and go out on the 3' waves (not exactly Surfin' Safari up here) and got arrested for... trespassing. On public beaches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

Which just goes to illustrate how little relevance things like precedent or existing law will ultimately matter. When the cattle cars, did it matter if all the ts were crossed or if a hawaiian judge had already ruled on the matter? The position of relative strength from moment to moment is all that keeps the wolves at bay.

Posted by: Someguy at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (Zm+LZ)

525 Maybe the food processing problem is starting to turn around.

Tyson Foods Inc. said its beef and pork subsidiary, Tyson Fresh Meats, will resume limited operations at its pork plant in Columbus Junction, Iowa, on Tuesday after being idle for two weeks due to the COVID-19 concerns.

Posted by: Third Comment Today at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (zcvbQ)

526 Andie McDowell was pretty but she had the crazy eyes. I could see her having bodies in the crawlspace

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

527 CNN Politics @CNNPolitics
President Trump's acting intel chief flouts top Democrat's demand for answers about watchdog firing cnn.it/2wTLggy
*******

Richard Grenell @RichardGrenell
25m
Not true. I answered him.
He said we should act like we are a hedge fund and a troubled asset - I said no, we should act like the Executive Branch and the Legislative Branch....because that is what we are. #facts
******
Man for a Gay man he doesn't take any shit

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (5tS25)

528 Some surfers tried to jump the fences put up and go out on the 3' waves (not exactly Surfin' Safari up here) and got arrested for... trespassing. On public beaches.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)


Here in SoCal they've got the cops AND the Coast Guard keeping people off the beach.

Except for the illegal aliens, whom they are presumably welcoming and signing up for welfare benefits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

529

Hey
Let us go buy a time share!

Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (uZuKb)

530 522 Wolfus, Kenneth Mars was also a great cast member on Malcolm In The Middle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020
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I never watched that much, so I never saw him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (rpbg1)

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Malcolm is great. I don't think there's a bad episode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

531 Richard Benjamin was also in Catch-22.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)

532 I find it interesting that Hollywood, since the earliest days, has been a repository of some of the worst scumbags in history. Never really understood why it takes a shitload of dirtbag perverts to make movies.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (o2MD2)

533 TJM, yup. MitM was a 'kids show' for adults. It was great. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (L2ZTs)

534 523 Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:27 PM (XzT/D)

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Who is Zoid?
An expose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (LvTSG)

535 Your right to remain locked down extends only to when you insist that I must remain locked down, too, because you are such a limpid, docile, and low-functioning servant of your statist overlords.

Do you have a moment, brother, to look at all my charts and graphs and accept the spirit of Covid into your heart ?

Posted by: I Need a Haircut at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (/BTP8)

536 Sidebar Prince.

I thought he was cute when I was in high school. I always loved his impish grin.

Saw Purple Rain in the theater when it came out. Had to sneak in as it was rated R and I was still 16.

An, to be young again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 21, 2020 04:28 PM (d7Ww2)

537 From the Bee:

De Blasio Announces System For Reporting Social Distancing Violations: Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance (KAREN)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)

538 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (ExV1e)

539 Please tell me he has been diagnosed with a mental illness.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 21, 2020 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp)



He's an actor. Res ipsa loquitur...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (7s3Gx)

540 He's been in a lot of good stuff, I just can't stand nebbishy loser "heroes" who go to therapy a lot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)


There's a....speck...on your glasses. And your right socks seems a shade darker than your left....

Posted by: Monk at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

541 471
Linda Hunt founded Hunt's Ketchup.

she's also the subject of that new biographical smart phone app, "hunt, a killer".

Posted by: Anachronda at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (kf5Ci)

542 Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, Winona Ryder, Beverly D'Angelo......

++++++++++

What about the pretty dame from "So I Married an Ax Murderer?" She's 5' 4". Too tall?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 21, 2020

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Nancy Travis? She's currently playing Tim Allen's wife on Last Man Standing on Fox.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (rpbg1)

543 >>Andie MacDowell

Her DNA will be wickered into the Kyrsten Sinema DNA to create a matrix of superior genetic material.

More to follow.

Posted by: Zoid at April 21, 2020 04:29 PM (XzT/D)

544 Last Friday, a State judge in West Michigan agreed with the local prosecutor that a landscape company was violating Whitmer's lockdown orders. For a flavor of what we are dealing with here, see the press release linked here which is on the Michigan state Coronavirus website.

The AG is delighted and proud of her fellow legal enforcers. (Remember, this AG is the one who was screaming about whiteys wanting to golf when oppressed black people were dying of covid 19) .

Neighborhood Karens snitched on the company.

https://tinyurl.com/y73ypdgs


Posted by: Jen the original at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (NtTM/)

545 The whole "you cannot go outside and be anywhere because some old people might get sick" thing is the most baffling part of this.

I get that were the original theories and models of this accurate, you want people to avoid crowds, but closing down national parks and beaches??? Golf courses??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

546
Because her real name was Paula Ragusa.


Of Ragu Sauce family fame.

Don't believe me? Look it up!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (pNxlR)

547 File this under "Never let a crisis go to waste."

"San Francisco transportation officials are planning to temporarily close off a number of streets to car traffic in the coming weeks in an effort to open up more space for pedestrians to practice social distancing during the coronavirus pandemic.

The San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency said Tuesday that starting this week, up to three streets could be closed off to through traffic for multiple blocks so people may walk or bike safely in the streets while maintaining at least 6 feet of distance from others.

The agency’s “Slow Streets” program plans to add several streets each week, using signs and traffic cones to reroute cars. Erica Kato, a spokeswoman for the SFMTA, said “local access,” like allowing drivers to get to their homes, would still be allowed.


https://tinyurl.com/yagenz57

Why, it's almost as if they wanted to do this all along.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

548 Hola! I am Roberto of the Mexican Services Agency. I will mow your lawn, you must stay inside Gringo. Pay in US Dollars, por favor.
Gracias!

Posted by: Bob at the MSA at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (r+sAi)

549
Don't believe me? Look it up!


Naaah, just messing' whichas!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (pNxlR)

550 I get that were the original theories and models of this accurate, you want people to avoid crowds, but closing down national parks and beaches??? Golf courses??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)


A lone surfer here in SoCal was recently popped. Maybe he was giving the virus to the sea lions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

551 nood: XiNN pats itself on the back

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (pJWtt)

552 545 The whole "you cannot go outside and be anywhere because some old people might get sick" thing is the most baffling part of this.

I get that were the original theories and models of this accurate, you want people to avoid crowds, but closing down national parks and beaches??? Golf courses??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

Hey man, you guys vote for this government. I don't vote and can't be held responsible for how stupid it is. Sorry about that!

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at April 21, 2020 04:32 PM (IB++I)

553 We have no strategy for dealing with Karens, do we.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (H8QX8)

554 Last Friday, a State judge in West Michigan agreed with the local prosecutor that a landscape company was violating Whitmer's lockdown orders.

WTF did this commie bitch get the authority to order anything besides a pizza?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

555
https://tinyurl.com/yagenz57

Why, it's almost as if they wanted to do this all along.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:31 PM (YqDXo)


So it'll become Berkeley, which pioneered the art of dropping street blocking barriers hither and yon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (pNxlR)

556 @524

Police are agents of the state, not agents of the people, the y will do what the state tells them to do.


The Military are agents of the Federal Government under the CIC, they will do what they are ordered to do.


If these respective authorities tell their agents to put people on cattle cars, they will put people on cattle cars.


This fact is why the founders put the 2nd amendment in the Constitution and which is why it under constant assault and attenuation.

Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (AIJBP)

557 >>>>>
Also have you heard how racist it is here?

And that 1/3 of all college women get raped at college?

And that kids are in constant fear of getting shot at school?

And that police walk around, wantonly murdering black people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 21, 2020 03:39 PM (LvTSG)




Only one third? And actually only a risk and not actually dragged from class by a gang and butchered with machetes like my cousin?

Where is the caravan!

Posted by: Salvadoran and Guatemalan peasants at April 21, 2020 04:34 PM (bMMCK)

558 So what country are the Smithfield workers in South Dakota from ??
Posted by: Yo! at April 21, 2020 03:31 PM (uZuKb)

Just got a text from a friend in Alberta. As of today, 481 cases of WuFlu amongst workers at the Cargill meat packing plant in High River, Alberta. Many of whom are recent immigrants from shitholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 04:34 PM (miJU3)

559 >>>That was the only role I didn't hate him in. He's been in a lot of good stuff, I just can't stand nebbishy loser "heroes" who go to therapy a lot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)


Absolutely do not see anti-islamic, Into the Night, or watch Michelle Pfeifer pull that jewel out of her hoo haa.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 21, 2020 04:35 PM (/jZjK)

560 @556
Not always, the military has been involved in "good" coups. Egypt, for example.

Posted by: artemis at April 21, 2020 04:38 PM (AwPyG)

561 So it'll become Berkeley, which pioneered the art of dropping street blocking barriers hither and yon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 21, 2020 04:33 PM (pNxlR)


Yep. They started that when we were both still there.

Berkeley, leading the way! To present-day Venezuela.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 21, 2020 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

562 OK, missed the thread and I'm sure it's been said:
Why are we letting ANYBODY into this country when we can't even go outside?

Posted by: wth at April 21, 2020 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

563 Imagine having such arrogance and hubris (and chutzpah) that you can wag your finger outward while your own city is the epicenter of the virus. And you won't even close your subways because they're no other way around? What happened to the mantra of even one life saved? Btw, Jennifer Rubin weighed in, calling all Trump supporters racist.

Posted by: ejochs at April 21, 2020 04:43 PM (lSFMQ)

564 562 OK, missed the thread and I'm sure it's been said:
Why are we letting ANYBODY into this country when we can't even go outside?
Posted by: wth at April 21, 2020 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

They are just using the outside that Americans don't!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 21, 2020 04:44 PM (NgKpN)

565 ..Penn's boat developed a leak on the way over to "rescute" people in New Orleans, I never read the origin of the problem. It was bad enough he had to be rescued.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 21, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)



I recall this story, in detail. Even the bailing out of the boat with a red solo-cup in one hand, while unsafely holding a shotgun, with the other.

Reason he was bailing out the boat?

He had never heard of, nor knew what a "bail-plug", or "drain-plug" was, on a small boat.

I don't know who owned the boat, or who backed it down to the water.

But Penn had NO CLUE as to the plug, and the boat started shipping water, just as fast as you please.

What else Penn didn't know?

If that happens to you at the ramp, just fire up the engine and haul ass across the water for a few minutes.

The negative pressure outside the transom will pull all of the water out of the boat in a minute or two.

No "red solo cup" needed.

Then, just reach over and poke the plug into place, and cam the handle down to the "locked" position.

Typical leftie, trying to show all of us "lesser" how it's done.

And all while we get to sit back, watch, and laugh.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 21, 2020 04:52 PM (QzJWU)

566 Well, I had hopes I would be able to go to the gym this weekend but from the notice on their home page about assessing the risk and from what I know about know about them (ultra-PC) I doubt they will open until the Dems/MSM say it is OK.


F***ing Karens. I hope they are prepared to refund me for the months they were closed as well as two kids canceled soccer season.

Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2020 05:00 PM (MxEKc)

567 Slaughter house jobs aren't horrible, but they are dead end.
You need a light jacket for the temperature and you can't be squeamish. You make the same few cuts over and over since you're working as a cog in a disassembly line. Pay is low, and there's not many ways to stand out, except in bad ways. No prior skills needed.
So low pay, unskilled, dirty, physical work. It is good for people with limited options, but the companies won't spend a cent they don't have to on labor or on cattle.
Posted by: Downcast at April 21, 2020 03:57 PM (0/NWT)

Also a hotbed for repetitive strain injuries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 21, 2020 05:01 PM (miJU3)

568 Ivanka will cry and Trump will cave, like he always does.

I like the guy but seriously, we didn't vote for his daughter. Build the fucking wall.

Posted by: DJ3way at April 21, 2020 05:02 PM (bhPL1)

569
"Here's Savannah's fat ass Mayor going on CNN to call Gov. Kemp "reckless."

https://tinyurl.com/ydb7d278

Posted by: Jane D'oh"


Pure BS and unwillingness to mention at the actual data. Daily deaths and cases are declining for two weeks now and there is no shorta ge of ICU bedst. Yet he, and many other Karens are screeching the totals are increasing so we must cower in place! Duh, the totals will continue to increase for years to come. Is that their plan for SIP?

Posted by: Ripley at April 21, 2020 05:05 PM (MxEKc)

570 #166 I have heard that school buses travel into Mexico for school children in America.

Might be a rumor.

Posted by: torabora at April 21, 2020 07:15 PM (Y274z)

571 Send the National Guard to shut down the NYC subway, and the lockdowns will be lifted nationwide, as
'the facts are fixed around the policy'.

Posted by: MikeN at April 21, 2020 09:53 PM (9zfUE)

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