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Leftwingers -- and the Pseudoright Twitter-Addict Soyboys Who Rush to Agree With Leftwingers About Everything -- Have Yet Another Freak Out on Twitter
Liberate the GOP from these trust-fund queerbaits and these Twitter-based wannabe members of the Professional Managerial Class. Muh Normz, Muh Normz, Muh Normz. Meanwhile these little daisy boys are all lining up to vote for Joey Fingers.I understand questioning if some of the provisions of lockdowns are reasonable, effective, or even constitutional. There's a legitimate debate going on around the more extreme measures. But screaming in all caps about how we need to LIBERATE whole states sends a bizarre message.
— Stephen Gutowski (@StephenGutowski) April 17, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (G51Gf)
phew
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 03:59 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: ... at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Grand Rapids at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Priapism at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 04:00 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Some other guy not that other one at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (EyFCU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (cnTJD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ... at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: President Donny Two Scoops at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (LVx0E)
>>screaming in all caps about how we need to LIBERATE whole states sends a bizarre message.
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Yeah, like signing the Declaration of Independence in a big, clear, bold hand.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: working_man at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (cJWvF)
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (PbpT7)
But I'll just add: This is why Trump won. And why he will continue to win.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 04:03 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2020 04:03 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Wo Fat at April 17, 2020 04:04 PM (a4EWo)
Who is this guy? Gutowski? Never heard of him. Sorry now that I have.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:04 PM (Eb+fP)
Trump sent me $1200, signed bigly with his bigly signature.
Trump's Paycheck Protection came through and my 20% pay cut will end by next week, my job and salary are saved.
Want to know what my governor did for me?
*crickets*
LOLGF Twitter Soyboys
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:04 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ace
oh I thought it wax from Silicon Valley - the Chinese guy who kept stealing ideas
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 04:04 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 04:04 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:04 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:05 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:05 PM (ziriD)
Posted by: ... at April 17, 2020 04:05 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 04:06 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Zeera at April 17, 2020 04:06 PM (rco8e)
American Bridge 21st Century accepted a gift in 2018 of 450 shares into Baidu, a Google-like tech company closely affiliated with China's ruling Communist Party, according to the group's 2018 IRS filings. The Washington Free Beacon first reported on the donation Wednesday.
It is unclear if American Bridge sold the stocks during the past two years, according to the Free Beacon's report. Democratic operative David Brock founded the group in 2010 and has raked in $23 million in 2020, with a reported $2 million of that money coming from mega-financier George Soros.
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 04:06 PM (3aI0K)
I sincerely doubt it's unintentional, either.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (WEBkv)
I also got a call that I'd won the Pub Clearing House thing. I thanked him and hung up. Not nearly as good as the answering machine message I got on my old hard wired phone line that my Social Security number was being suspended because of suspicious activity and if I didn't call back within 48 hours I'd be arrested.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Compliant Citizen at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (zUUgh)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 17, 2020 04:07 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (G51Gf)
Damn Straight !!!
Posted by: John Hancock at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (ziriD)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
@benshapiro
What the hell is the point of this? We should move toward opening in responsible fashion -- I'm very much pro-opening ASAP, and by tranching healthy, non-elderly populations back into the workforce now -- not via ridiculous inarticulate tweet.
He goes on...and on...and on.
https://tinyurl.com/y8lnabos
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (bMMCK)
Meanwhile Alexa gets it 100% right about the coronavirus:
https://trendingpolitics.com/video/alexa-gives-
stunning-response-when-asked-about-the-
coronavirus-6970.html
(remove extra spaces)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Jukin
It's cloacal. And complicated.
Posted by: Compliant Citizen at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: bluebell at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (/669Q)
That one was fun. I think I got it like 6-7 times in one day once.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (WEBkv)
I guess that's asking too much from our braver firefighters.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Compliant Citizen at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (Qf83p)
of course he did. Normz are very important to old biddies.
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (JUOKG)
Like I said, all these tweets are Signals (auditions) to Fake News that they'd like to go on TV and play the fake Republican who opposes the president.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (aw1me)
I wonder what they do all day?
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (lrLm3)
in more ways than one.
but i find it unlikely to happen.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2020 04:01 PM (8D42x)
Trump has always had a soft spot for Virginia. He really thought he was going to win it. He is as flumnoxed as everyone else how hard it turned to the left. VA was leading the way on 2A in the 90s and early 2000s. Other state 2A groups looked to Virginia as an example. Now look at it. Yeah someone must liberate it at the ballot box.
The problem is they all did come out in 2016 and it wasn't enough. It has been all downhill since then.
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (hHxp2)
Single.
Day.
Posted by: Ace at 03:59 PM
__________
Hey now, those cucktail party invitations aren't you going to send -- and those cucksheds aren't going to build -- themselves you know!
As it says in the New Testament: #OrangeManAlwaysBad!
Posted by: ShainS at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (j9N+z)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Guy who never (Fucks his "wife") at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (87EdW)
FUCK they're tiresome.
TDS is the TRUE pandemic.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
You, sir, are a fucking genius and you make me laugh every time. Thank you.
Posted by: Ohio lurking gal at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (/nXra)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (87EdW)
What the hell is the point of this? We should move toward opening in responsible fashion -- I'm very much pro-opening ASAP ---
Posted by: Tami
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Stop right there, Ben, no need to shout about how soon it should happen, that's bizarre.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:05 PM (kOpft)
The U.K. And Italy have close to 20% death rate if not over it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (ZCEU2)
A visual I could have done without
Posted by: Priapism at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (88+cf)
It's Satdnesday!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (HTJUH)
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)
These gates aren't going to keep themselves.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (zUUgh)
@benshapiro
What the hell is the point of this? We should move toward opening in responsible fashion -- I'm very much pro-opening ASAP, and by tranching healthy, non-elderly populations back into the workforce now -- not via ridiculous inarticulate tweet.
He goes on...and on...and on.
https://tinyurl.com/y8lnabos
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)
I hope the homunculus is getting criticism and pushback. But he's probably blocked most conservatives that don't consider him the greatest intellectual mind of the last 70 years.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (H5knJ)
I guess that's asking too much from our braver firefighters.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)
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Rhetoric and optics.
It's all they have.
It's like the reaction to the "I have all the power" stuff from earlier this week.
Sure, he said it. Sure, it was wrong. But, it doesn't match to his actions. He never acted like he had all the power.
As opposed to Obama who spoke AND acted like he had all the power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (UWqZJ)
These Cucks reminds me of the old tv and movies about hard economic times and guys go down to the shipping docks looking for work. They show up in the morning and hope they're one of the few lucky ones in the crowd of desperate bums to be picked to toil for scraps.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (aw1me)
DJIA closed up 704
Posted by: mallfly
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Well you don't have to scream about who/what closed up, that's just bizarre.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: klaftern at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (RuIsu)
Cars circling the building honking
Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (bMMCK)
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (PbpT7)
Which is the bigger boob?
Ben Shapiro or his sister's left one?
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Keyser at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (YYgyD)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (3aI0K)
Maybe he's using the tampons wrong.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: Keyser at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (YYgyD)
Oh, stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 17, 2020 04:14 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:14 PM (aw1me)
Maybe he's using the tampons wrong.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (Eb+fP)
He shoves them up his ass and doesn't shit for 6 days.
You'd be pissy too.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm tired of your half assed, half on, half off, "muh principled" bullshit #fakeconservatism. Fuck you and your fucking ilk you vile, sellout fuckass piece of shit.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (3aI0K)
SHOP was a sky rocket today.
Moar pleeez!
Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (z0XD8)
wash your pussy
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Joe Fierro at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: superspreader at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (OJ0zz)
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (l6b3d)
@DanCrenshawTX
STOP. REWRITING. HISTORY.
Instead of attempting to spin the public into a hateful, frightened frenzy, let's try reporting some facts with the correct context. Here's what that might look like:
THREAD
https://tinyurl.com/y8thnmbf
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Keyser at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (YYgyD)
If Trump doesn't fight, who will? I don't see any other Repubs stepping up against the constant leftist barrage. We would be ruined with so many that won't fight back. Sure he alienates some, but those are the breaks. Conservatives need to see someone fighting back.
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: superspreader at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (OJ0zz)
President Trump says he will leave it up to each State's Gauleiter to call the shot on when to "re-open" and then calls the assholes on it when they start hemming and hawing,etc.
Hahaha....Liberate his nutsack from their chins is what he should tweet.
He is painting the ass clowns into a corner.
This man has enlarged my mind....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (Z+IKu)
wash your pussy
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
I'm putting this one in my memory banks.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Its as if these Conservative, Inc. writers come from some commie/socialist shit hole and just came to America..."like, where is all this bizarre freedom crap coming from, huh, babe?"
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Biergood at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (FQWHA)
"ug7546g"
Morticia!! That's French!!!
Posted by: teej
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lol, you guys's jokes are always better than my FIRSTs (but then I don't have time to think up something witty)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (G51Gf)
Need to specify that's 20% of infected. Also, when you announce you aren't going to treat the categories of people most likely to need intense hospitalization you guarantee you will get a higher death rate.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (uquGJ)
We could pass around a pitcher of quadruple hopped microbrew orangezest IPA and bitch about DRUMPF
Posted by: Jimmy Crack Corn at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG)
Sure they do, chicken little.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Starcucks at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (YGvYT)
Put up barracades around San Francisco's Chinatown and Nancy Pelosi's house.
Posted by: superspreader at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (OJ0zz)
The horror.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG)
Sure they do, chicken little.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (kOpft)
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This is what bias in data sets does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (datdl)
************
How do you do that eyeroll emoji again?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (+dsLj)
Someone that is always sure to whine about how Trump is doing something wrong.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (Z7lwY)
Trump: "I have the power to end the shutdown."
LibGovs: "FUCK YOU TRUMP WE DO WHAT WE WANT!"
Trump: "Ok"
LibGovs: (arrest people for going to church and make buying seeds illegal)
Americans: (tired of shutdown, staging mass protests, rattling the boogaloo sword)
Trump: "LIBERATE THE PEOPLE FROM TYRANT DEMOCRATS!"
LibGovs: "NO HE BEAT US AGAIN!"
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (yOssP)
Like the old saying went, "The cowards never started and the weak died on the way"
Twitter evidently causes one to lose first, their balls and then, their shit minds.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:17 PM (Eb+fP)
It's ALWAYS 2017 with these guys
Posted by: Joe Fierro at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: superspreader at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (OJ0zz)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (PVcx8)
This is precisely what the Democrats and Fake News feared: the president giving the All Clear but the D-bag governors still playing tin pot dictator, making them look very, very bad.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (aw1me)
ALL CAPS??? NOT ALL CAPS!!!
DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT EACH CAPITALIZED LETTER CONVEYS 2.5X MORE CORONA VIRUS THAN ITS LOWER CASE COUNTERPART?!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: browndog at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (gD6Ka)
FIXT.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (PVcx
Isn't that Adam Carolla's wine?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (A5zUN)
Concern noted...
Posted by: browndog at April 17, 2020 04:18 PM (gD6Ka)
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Gonna be honest.
I did not note the concern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (UWqZJ)
What an insufferable lot.
Posted by: Kensington at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (kt2AE)
The president has tapped into a vein of people who are sitting at home, watching this, watching their lives go away, and are ready to take a risk that's apparently now equivalent to a bad flu season.
We'll be lucky of there aren't capitals on fire in another week. Best they get people back to work.
Especially that Wicked Witch of the West looking governor of Michigan and Mr Blackface from Virginia. Oh yeah, and that Little Fat Rolly-Poley Fat Guy from Illinois.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (VpIIl)
It's starting to smell.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (hku12)
If you're getting paid, you shouldn't question anyone's opposition to the kinds of draconian lockdowns like in VA, MI and PA.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (mht8P)
Of course he did! Gotta have some show fodder for 'Good Trump, Bad Trump' on the Podcast today with lots of wacky sound effects and mugging for the camera.
Shaprio is just a dumber, right wing version of Jon Stewart.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:20 PM (datdl)
Or maybe the DNC told her to knock it off since her actions run the risk of pushing more votes to Trump.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 04:20 PM (zUUgh)
It's starting to smell.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (hku12)
Eddie Munster?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Keyser at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (YYgyD)
*Nervously fiddles with bowtie at the unseemly prospect of winning*
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 17, 2020 04:20 PM (yOssP)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2020 04:20 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (JioHo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (H5knJ)
I think the problem is that, just like with the Iraq War, when you go on a nationwide adventure without an exit plan from the beginning, it becomes really hard to just ... pull the plug on it.
We don't have a clearly defined end goal here. originally it was to 'flatten the curve" (aka: keep hospitalization rates near, but not above capacity. As cases fell, let people out and let them get infected, then re-locking them up, etc., until a vaccine was found.)
That plan seems to have gone out the window. We're also goalpost moving big time with how bad the models say the pandemic is going to be.
So now trumps kind of fucked... because no matter what, he's going to get blamed for every person who dies post-quarantine, and for every job lost.
Also, I have no idea what "responsible re-opening means."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (cnTJD)
He's one of the Get-Along Gang going off on Muh Normzzz over the Liberate tweets. BECAUSE OF COURSE.
There is literally not one day when Neontaster, Noah Rothman, Steve Gutowski and almost everyone else at the cuck outlet free Beacon, etc., is not on exactly the same Twitter Messaging Page as Brian Stelter. Literally not a single day.
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (Qf83p)
Just got notice that barring unforeseen circumstances, we will be going back to work the middle of next month. Until then, we will be getting our base weekly pay, as well as our health insurance.
So yeah, The President will have my vote.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (gV6SN)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2020 04:20 PM (CqE5x)
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Kort?
Kint?
Knat?
Krot?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG)
The entire worlds death rate is .7% and those death numbers are even fudged.
Posted by: John Hancock at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (ziriD)
You can stay home, sugar tits, the rest of us is gonna go on living.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (8B6Ng)
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Whether Trump wins or not -- whether Trump DESERVES to win or not -- these assholes absolutely deserve to lose. It would be horrible for this country if the hysteria and tantrums of the last four years got rewarded with a White House victory.
Posted by: Kensington at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (kt2AE)
By the way- who is funding Ben Shapiro? I think you may be surprised...
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (VpIIl)
He's Patrick Bateman, if Patrick Bateman was a cuck with no muscle tone.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (8uDfa)
387
Was this your Saturday morning in the 70's?
https://youtu.be/aiovit5r04g?t=39
Posted by: Soothsayer
if you're still here, sooth, that was freaking awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (Z7lwY)
What Trump is doing is sealing a victory up and down tickets in November, and that means four more years in the wilderness for them.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (ziriD)
I know he's not to be trusted by the comments I read here.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (CqE5x)
THREAD
https://tinyurl.com/y8thnmbf
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (cF8AT)
LOL to the response:
[i/]Dave Rubin
@RubinReport
·
18h
Replying to
@DanCrenshawTX
Once again, I am in no way related to that person.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)
He's Patrick Bateman, if Patrick Bateman was a cuck with no muscle tone.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (datdl)
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Shapiro couldn't do two women the way Bateman could do two women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (ZCEU2)
There's a Civil War coming, and our side is heavily armed. We're going to lock you in your little infested cities and build a wall around you fuckers.
Snake Plisken like.
Posted by: superspreader at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (OJ0zz)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (ExV1e)
Good times.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Caliban at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Meanwhile, David Cuck French must be over-taxing his puzzler figuring out ways to tell us it's Christian to never re-open the economy and Jesus would want us to be financially ruined.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (aw1me)
I know he's not to be trusted by the comments I read here.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (CqE5x)
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I like him when he attacks the left. Of course, I haven't listened to him in about five years, so he might have changed targets.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: nip at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (Izot6)
aren't going to treat the categories of people most likely to need
intense hospitalization you guarantee you will get a higher death rate.
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Polliwog, you're mostly right, but it isn't even "infected". Hospitalized, maybe, which is a tiny fraction of infected. Which is a tiny fraction of exposed.
The Stanford study out this morning suggests the infection death rate (the one that actually matters) is .12% to .2%, compared to .1% for the regular flu.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (nFwvY)
What the hell is the point of this? We should move toward opening in responsible fashion -- I'm very much pro-opening ASAP, and by tranching healthy, non-elderly populations back into the workforce now -- not via ridiculous inarticulate tweet.
He goes on...and on...and on.
https://tinyurl.com/y8lnabos
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)
Reminds me of when I fixing a server and one of my client's employees Who Once Put Together His Own Computer starts asking me leading questions and giving me advice.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 04:13 PM (3aI0K)
..........
SELL! SELL! SELL!
Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (v0R5T)
17 where is "Hey Fat" from?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (G546f)
Cotton-Headed Joe Biden slapped that on an Iowa voter who confronted him about something or another. The guy was carrying some extra weight, but insulting a voter was a typical dumb move by Ol' Pudding' Head.
I think his exact phrase was, "Look, Fat, blah, blah, blah ..."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: superspreader at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (OJ0zz)
You rang?
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (zUUgh)
Porker needs some cash, so we'll see. His head of Public Health looks and sounds like someone who would like to keep us closed for ever.
Posted by: lizabth at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: t-bird at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (JioHo)
well I know who used to fund him -- the billionaires who used to fund David Horowitz when he was working for David Horowitz. While still taking money from Horowitz, he went behind his back and pitched himself to the donors.
I know that all's fair in business but this is exactly the sort of sneaky shit that you immediately suspect this sociopath of just by looking at him.
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)
The Rolling Stones will join Lady Gaga, Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder and Billie Eilish for the upcoming TV special aimed at fighting the coronavirus pandemic.
Advocacy organization Global Citizen announced Friday that the Stones will appear Saturday on "One World: Together At Home," a two-hour televised event that will air at 8 p.m. EDT simultaneously on ABC, NBC, CBS, iHeartMedia and Bell Media networks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)
I'm starting to notice media personalities are growing beards during this Coronavirus lockdown? Why? It's not like you're in a fucking cabin in the woods. You're in your own damn house. Keep shaving!
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (zqs/f)
F these governors. They work for us.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:24 PM (VpIIl)
This group shows about as much understanding of the "American Experiment" as some Soviet apparatchnik living in a government assigned dacha in the outskirts of Stalingrad.
They seem flummoxed by the "commoners desires" for basic freedoms...what a bunch of pink diaper babies...they're the ones who are bizarre, calling themselves "conservative"...
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:24 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (8uDfa)
Looks better to have the people do it, in keeping with his populist instincts. But, the Constitution does guarantee a Republican form of government, he does have the power to intervene if a state is denying it to US Citizens.
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 17, 2020 04:24 PM (yOssP)
To keep that business model you must exclude all the providers that will provide what the consumer will buy.
Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 17, 2020 04:24 PM (bMMCK)
This man has enlarged my mind....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2020 04:16 PM (Z+IKu)
**
Yeah, you get the feeling he could not wait to rattle off a few tweaks/tweets to keep these statist cock-holes on their toes.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 17, 2020 04:24 PM (u6xw0)
172 FLENSE THE CUCKS
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (nFwvY)
There's a lot of places that could use a good flensing right about now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (zqs/f)
===
Because they are all fundamentally lazy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (4BMGG)
My wackiest prediction ever:
Next week, Fake News' Narrative will be What's Taking President Trump So Long To Re-Open The Economy!?!?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM (cnTJD)
I believe you.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (hku12)
Had Pete Butt-Whatevs stayed in the race it is almost guaranteed that Paste-Eatin' Joe would have uttered "Queerbaits" at least once on the campaign trail.
Sadly, it was not to be.
Posted by: Sharkman Playing Brian Denney Playing the Moon in "Apollo 13" at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (JxC99)
I did not note the concern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (UWqZJ)
I read/interpreted his post to Ace as whingeing, and concerned that The Donald's hyperbolic tweets would frighten off his supporters.
After reviewing said post, perhaps you're correct...
Posted by: browndog at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Correct!.....All that sweet, sweet money spent over the years on nationalized health care and all they got for it was shit. Pure shit.
Surprised the death toll ain't higher.
Maybe if they washed their asses more it would help too the smelly bastards.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2020 04:26 PM (Z+IKu)
181 OT/
I'm starting to notice media personalities are growing beards during this Coronavirus lockdown? Why? It's not like you're in a fucking cabin in the woods. You're in your own damn house. Keep shaving!
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (zqs/f)
It's like they're in the Stanley Cup or World Series, donchano?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 04:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (PbpT7)"
I knew you would know this. But a lot of people don't realize what a double-dealing phony,douchebag he is. I'm shocked anyone still links to him...
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:26 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 04:26 PM (oVJmc)
I did not note the concern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:19 PM (UWqZJ)
I read/interpreted his post to Ace as whingeing, and concerned that The Donald's hyperbolic tweets would frighten off his supporters.
After reviewing said post, perhaps you're correct...
Posted by: browndog at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM (gD6Ka)
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I just feel like his concern is beneath notation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:26 PM (UWqZJ)
I know he's not to be trusted by the comments I read here.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (CqE5x)
If I had to rate voices by their most annoying on the 'Right':
1) Sean Hannity
...
...
...
...
2) Michael Medved
3) Ben Shapiro
4) Hugh Hewitt
I do not know what it is, but the top three and a little bit on Hewitt have this pitch or whine to their voice that just annoys the ever loving crap out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:26 PM (A5zUN)
This has got to be one of the dumbest fucking things I have read.
Social media will make tweener girls out of all of us someday.
Posted by: Fritz at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (95j/9)
Heh, Morticia, when it comes to being a jokester I'm probably the weakest,,, and slowest, there is at this place.
Posted by: teej at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (HTJUH)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 17, 2020 04:02 PM (G546f)
........
...that's number one, number two is you know, the thing.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
Shapiro couldn't do two women the way Bateman could do two women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (UWqZJ)
But he likes to look at himself in the mirror just as much.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (Z7lwY)
And all those people who are used to buying simply cannot 1) push Trump to do their bidding or 2) rely on the over-credentialized riff-raff posing as think-tankers and thought-leaders to be effective against a uniquely historical figure.
Trump simply doesn't need them. And the people Trump needs aren't about to leave him and, in fact, are getting even more hardened.
Lots of deep pockets are getting lighter paying for sh*t from the Lido Deck of cruise lines heading for the rocks. Hopefully these financiers get broken and disgusted enough that they can't afford life preservers.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (nvc6v)
Shapiro couldn't do two women the way Bateman could do two women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (UWqZJ)
But he likes to look at himself in the mirror just as much.
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (Z7lwY)
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Probably more.
And I bet he has nicer business cards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:27 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM
So 1/5 of Italy and 1/5 of the UK has died? That's like tens of millions of people dying in those two countries alone. In Texas, we're running hundreds of deaths per million residents.
A percentage is a ratio. If you want to be taken seriously, you have to define your terms and specify both sides of that ratio.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (edlKR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (aw1me)
"Because I'm not as ugly as you"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (qAR6u)
He's Patrick Bateman, if Patrick Bateman was a cuck with no muscle tone.
Posted by: El Kabong
lol
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (xIBU4)
One thing that's not being talked about is that we are ALL going to catch this virus.
A vaccine isn't going to arrive in time to stop that.
Therapeutic drugs will mitigate much of the deaths and ventilators will be adequate.
Next up: What to do to CHI nah....the people there are being held at gun point.
Posted by: torabora at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: 29Victor at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (BJKQV)
Yeah, well Ben Shapiro operates Ben Shapiro, Inc...which gets its revenue stream from "Orange Man Bad!" positions...so, expect that to continue until this shit for brains company is operated under new management.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (32YRo)
The U.K. And Italy have close to 20% death rate if not over it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
lulz
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (aw1me)
Shapiro sounds like a Dell tech support guy trying to fix your computer over the phone.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (datdl)
Was this your Saturday morning in the 70's?
https://youtu.be/aiovit5r04g?t=39
Posted by: Soothsayer
if you're still here, sooth, that was freaking awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched
_________
Great, just great. Now we're all going to get into that perennial question: Veronica or Daphne?
Posted by: Furious George at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (VpIIl)
not hey, fat
LOOK, FAT
lOoK, fAt
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (aw1me)
1 fat
Two fat
Hey fat
Blow fat
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Advocacy organization Global Citizen announced Friday that the Stones will appear Saturday on "One World: Together At Home," a two-hour televised event that will air at 8 p.m. EDT simultaneously on ABC, NBC, CBS, iHeartMedia and Bell Media networks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)
Awesome.
Say, do they still have money left over from when they saved Africa from starvation? And ended nooks?
They must, since... you know, somehow someway, preening musicians didn't make any sort of dent in those things.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (hku12)
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And, literally, what the fuck has he accomplished to merit the attention he gets? He seems to be one of those people who are just inexplicably Twitter famous for some reason that is hard to understand. He doesn't seem to be a columnist or someone in the media. He's just some guy who the Kewl Kuckz have embraced and now constantly shows up in the timeline as one of the acceptable conservative standard bearers (who also happens to constantly be in synch with the liberals by some coincidence).
Posted by: Kensington at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (kt2AE)
Great, just great. Now we're all going to get into that perennial question: Veronica or Daphne?
Posted by: Furious George at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (9vQJW)
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Ah, yes, I remember. I had the lasagna.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Furious George at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (9vQJW)
Velma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (A5zUN)
1) Sean Hannity
...
...
...
...
2) Michael Medved
3) Ben Shapiro
4) Hugh Hewitt
I do not know what it is, but the top three and a little bit on Hewitt have this pitch or whine to their voice that just annoys the ever loving crap out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:26 PM (A5zUN)
I wouldn't say it's annoying, but Mark Levin has a really weird voice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (kOpft)
And if you break it down to the demographic most effected , it appears to prey on the elderly and unhealthy whereas the flu is more dangerous to the young and healthy. The 2017-18 flu season in the USA killed almost 200 kids .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (ziriD)
Posted by: Furious George at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (9vQJW)
Embrace the power of 'and.'
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: David French at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (Qf83p)
Brenda or DeeDee or Taffy?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (87EdW)
Velma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (A5zUN)
Take off her glasses and she wouldn't know what hit her.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (4a9Vv)
Think Trump won't have a quick retort to Cuomo's "leadership" when a reporter inevitably asks?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (qAR6u)
I talked about it so much my dad got it for me for Christmas. I read 80% of it in two days. Finished in a week.
But back to Hewitt, the biggest reason I dislike dude is his belief that the people on the left and in the media aren't THAT BAD. Prager went kinda nuts on him about once on Sebastian Gorkas show. It was very satisfying.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (0x0+P)
wash your pussy
Posted by: ace at April 17, 2020 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
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Every laugh is important today. Thanks.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: browndog at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Gem at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (kIHih)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (UWqZJ)
*golfclap*
When Leslie Neilson could nail his shtick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (A5zUN)
Bubbles or Shelly?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (bMMCK)
I can just imagine Trump settling into the Resolute desk, sipping diet coke and giggling at how easy it is to wind them up and watch them spin.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Gem at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (kIHih)
Posted by: David French at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Kristallnacht was just a blessing of liberty!
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (datdl)
Was this your Saturday morning in the 70's?
https://youtu.be/aiovit5r04g?t=39
Posted by: Soothsayer
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That was great! I had that Crissy doll!
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (O+I8R)
*******
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro Looking At a Mirror While Trimming Eyebrows at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (+dsLj)
back in the day a pundit had seen and done some stuff.
get off my fucking lawn, hippie.
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (nFwvY)
Melody or Josie or Valerie or Alexandria?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2020 04:28 PM (xIBU4)
My first car was Terse Ace. Great milage but the trunk smelled like dead hobos.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (V5EEH)
He didn't explain what the protocols were.
With people being infectious but asymptiomatic he must have one of those 5/15 minute testing machines with him everywhere he goes.
Posted by: torabora at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (Y274z)
I got the idea from a friend in law enforcement. People were screaming at him for not wearing a mask. He sent me a video where he's laughing at them so hard he almost pukes.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (VpIIl)
Sadly, it was not to be."
Oh ye of little faith. If one can pull "Donkey-Faced Pony Soldier" out of thin air, "Queerbait" is as likely as "You Know, the Thing".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro Looking At a Mirror While Trimming Eyebrows at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (+dsLj)
I wouldn't.
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
The glasses and scarf really brought out her boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (A5zUN)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7nd8frx
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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hahahahaha, yeah, in unicornland.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
They are a dirty people.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (xIBU4)
*****
Dennis Prager is what Binny Shatmycoronashitpiro could have been, only younger.
Nope he had to go the way of cunstville.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (+dsLj)
Gah. Thanks for the image. Creepiest part of the movie.
Posted by: 29Victor at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (BJKQV)
Every photo, every audio, every video taken, every transcript of every word spoken from one minute prior to liftoff to astronaut recovery, presented in real time.
www.ApolloInRealtime.org/13/
Greatest website of all time.
Posted by: Sharkman Playing Brian Denney Playing The Sun in "Sahara" Starring Humphrey Bogart at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (JxC99)
Posted by: Rich.DeCamp at April 17, 2020 04:33 PM (FX8Hs)
Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (87EdW)
These Cucks reminds me of the old tv and movies about hard economic times and guys go down to the shipping docks looking for work. They show up in the morning and hope they're one of the few lucky ones in the crowd of desperate bums to be picked to toil for scraps.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:12 PM (aw1me)
And kick 20% back to the straw boss and union "rep" for choosing them.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: setnaffa at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (c4NCi)
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: General Burkhalter at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
it's all just totally out of control.
Better end it all now, just so you don't have to suffer and cower in fear anymore. For the children.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (i7plP)
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (datdl)
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There are regrettable excesses, but the freedom of Jews to exist must be weighed against the freedom of the Sturm Abteilung to freely express themselves with violence.
Plus, Ernst Roehm did like quite fetching in his uniform.
Still pissed that he never invited me to one of their weekend "training sessions."
Posted by: David French at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (cfSRQ)
Ben Shapiro is the self-appointed know it all who ached all his time in high school for the semester-long Government or Civics class so he could strut his bona fides regarding his knowledge of government.
He was annoying as fuck, however, so he never achieved his other dreams of getting elected to Student Council and getting elected Class President.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (pNxlR)
Did Iowahawk go off the deep end? Guess I missed that.
***************
He's always going off the deep end, so you'll get another chance to see it.
Plus, can you show us your tits?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (+dsLj)
I have never listened to Ben Shapiro for more than 45 seconds. His voice is a deal-breaker.
I know he's not to be trusted by the comments I read here.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (CqE5x)
I know, fist time I heard it I was thinking "Who is this hyper little squeaker?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (8uDfa)
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (Qf83p)
yea, just saw it on Fox - I did a quick independent calc, and yup, 0.1% fatality rate (same as reg flu)
if true .. wow
Posted by: bigstarxxx at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (pvJV4)
No not all of us but I agree that it will run its natural course and run through a large portion of the population.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (ziriD)
Posted by: General Burkhalter at April 17, 2020 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
What happened to 'and?'
Posted by: Colonel Hogan at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Otherwise, car parts was good (needed Stop-Leak). Got some frozen stuff and canned goods, so I'd say we're good for at least two weeks. My sister's bringing over some homemade masks (better than my improvised ones) this weekend.
And Gov. Abbott is opening up retail outlets "on the go", whatever that means. So Texas is heading back to normal.
Posted by: Empire1 at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (T8YHO)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Shep Smith at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (pi370)
Remember in 2008? After the crisis, banks had plenty of liquidity. But did they use that liquidity to make loans the individuals or small business?
Fuck no.
Nobody could get a loan. Even with an 850 credit score and well over a million in cash, I couldn't get a loan for an apartment complex I wanted to buy. There was no lending. Even years later, a number of people wanted to buy the restaurant I bought for my daughter. They had assets and good credit, but the banks just weren't lending. The only way I got it is writing the check and paying cash.
What we're coming into after the economy reopens is going to be the same thing times 10. People and small businesses are going to be going bankrupt by the bushel. Even if you've been a good customer of the bank for 30 years, they'll act like they don't know you if you come looking for cash to get you through the hump.
Politicians have two reasons for not helping. One, they don't really understand business. Two, they want to keep control of the money and pass it out in small doses so everyone becomes dependent on them.
There is a better way.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (mrrpT)
First: show us your tits.
Second: yes. He's still funny but NT last I looked.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (0x0+P)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
I want to believe . . .
Posted by: Sharkman Playing Brian Dennehy Playing All The Cigarettes Smoked by The Smoking Man During His Lifet at April 17, 2020 04:36 PM (JxC99)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:36 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: Furious George at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (9vQJW)
Velma.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
________
Crap. I knew it started with a V.
Posted by: Furious George at April 17, 2020 04:36 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (nFwvY)
Yeah, I don't see "gentle" Ben Shapiro in a fox hole helping me defend freedom...he looks more like the latte crowd that tells me all about "Federalism" and then wonders why Trump ain't bailing out Cuomo over NYC with Iowa tax $$...
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (MxEKc)
back in the day a pundit had seen and done some stuff.
get off my fucking lawn, hippie.
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:31 PM (nFwvY)
Well, it is a low bar, but ace managed to step over the competition.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (A5zUN)
If you don't think so you haven't been listening to the governor.
She's nuts. She laughs when she's talking about "cracking down" on seed sales and paint.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (jUVms)
I can take the somewhat nasal voice as long as he finishes with, "Shut/Hang up, ya' big dummy!"
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (V5EEH)
They just dumped a lot of "might have, could have" deaths into the caused by Covid box.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (AgR7f)
Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (V5EEH)
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I assume it's because they're now counting people who were never tested.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2020 04:32 PM (V5EEH)
Jam thousands of people into the petri dishes known as NYC buses and subways, stack-a-prole apartment buildings, streets packed with hobos
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (qAR6u)
*****************************
*points accusingly* TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: tubal at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (i7plP)
I've been outside what did our esteemed goobernator have to say?
I'm sure it wasn't coherent.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: Empire1 at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (T8YHO)
Retail outlets will be opened for curbside only. You can order online and pickup at the store, but you can't go in.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
@RubinReport
@DanCrenshawTX
Once again, I am in no way related to that person.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Did you see the GIF someone posted under that?
"Your sister's a bitch." LOL!
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Empire1 at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (T8YHO)
I got fucked up on rubbing alcohol and butter in '86. Didn't really get straight until '89.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: John Hancock at April 17, 2020 04:21 PM
A percentage is a ratio. If you want to be taken seriously, you have to define your terms and specify both sides of that ratio.
In Texas, we're running hundreds of deaths per million residents.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (edlKR)
Posted by: tubal at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (i7plP)
Each tit is bigger than Ben's head, but I can't get past the fact she LOOKS like him.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
ached all his time in high school for the semester-long Government or
Civics class so he could strut his bona fides regarding his knowledge of
government.
He was annoying as fuck, however, so he never achieved his other
dreams of getting elected to Student Council and getting elected Class
President.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM (pNxlR)
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His schtick is well past the expiration date. No one is amazed when a middle-aged guy argues FACTS and LOGIC with *teenage girls* and DESTROYS them while not, you know, actually destroying them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (hHxp2)
If I dood it, I'd get a whippin.
...
I dood it!
Posted by: Trump, as Bugs Bunny with blackberry pie at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (CGB5H)
This is true. Whenever my eyes drift slightly upward, I see Ben trying to sell me a 'Liberal Tears' tumbler.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 04:39 PM (datdl)
*****
And that is why God invented paper bags.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:39 PM (+dsLj)
Advocacy organization Global Citizen announced Friday that the Stones will appear Saturday on "One World: Together At Home," a two-hour televised event that will air at 8 p.m. EDT simultaneously on ABC, NBC, CBS, iHeartMedia and Bell Media networks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 04:23 PM (aKsyK)
Oh, that's a shame -- my bin of fucks to give has been empty now for over a month.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 04:39 PM (pNxlR)
Abby Shapiro unfortunately has Ben's visage. Weasel like.
Posted by: tubal at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (i7plP)
Each tit is bigger than Ben's head, but I can't get past the fact she LOOKS like him.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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This is where the masks come in, no?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 17, 2020 04:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 04:38 PM (edlKR)
30 Million.
400 deaths.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)
When you count every death as Covid related those are the numbers you're going to get.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (ziriD)
****
Well shit I confused Archie with Scooby Doo. My bad. Velma it is!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (87EdW)
I've been outside what did our esteemed goobernator have to say?
I'm sure it wasn't coherent.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (Eb+fP)
He said Trump is off the rails, and encouraging "illegal and dangerous acts." Here's the link, it's a pretty short statement: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7nd8frx
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (Ez6QX)
***************
He's always going off the deep end, so you'll get another chance to see it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (Plus China is Asshoe) at April 17, 2020 04:35 PM
He used to have a website. And then as far as I know, he turned into one of those people who only communicates on twatter.
I must confess I do not understand that business model.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (qyH+l)
This ^^ if you die of a hang nail right now in NY - hey Corona! And that's not an exaggeration...Gov Cuomo said as much on Thursday...its all about those sweet, sweet "Federalism!" funds he is whining for Trump to give him...
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Wally
The Fedgov isn't paying those other countries per covid death.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (NNh6R)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (qAR6u)
"The U.K. And Italy have close to 20% death rate if not over it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio"
You misspelled Eric Erikson form Georgia
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: raimondo at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (bvCsI)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: high rollers at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (pi370)
Posted by: not with a gun to the banned's heax at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (QZDCV)
Remember in 2008? After the crisis, banks had plenty of liquidity. But did they use that liquidity to make loans the individuals or small business?
Fuck no.
Nobody could get a loan. Even with an 850 credit score and well over a million in cash, I couldn't get a loan for an apartment complex I wanted to buy. There was no lending. Even years later, a number of people wanted to buy the restaurant I bought for my daughter. They had assets and good credit, but the banks just weren't lending. The only way I got it is writing the check and paying cash.
What we're coming into after the economy reopens is going to be the same thing times 10. People and small businesses are going to be going bankrupt by the bushel. Even if you've been a good customer of the bank for 30 years, they'll act like they don't know you if you come looking for cash to get you through the hump.
Politicians have two reasons for not helping. One, they don't really understand business. Two, they want to keep control of the money and pass it out in small doses so everyone becomes dependent on them.
There is a better way.
Posted by: jwest
I'm afraid this is all true. Jumbo loans have vanished already in real estate. fico score below 640 for FHA are gone and it will soon be 680.
The government told people they don't have to pay their mortgages for a while. wtf did they think would happen?
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (nFwvY)
And doggy style.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (0x0+P)
Posted by: Fox2! at April 17, 2020 04:37 PM (qyH+l)
This ^^ if you die of a hang nail right now in NY - hey Corona! And that's not an exaggeration...Gov Cuomo said as much on Thursday...its all about those sweet, sweet "Federalism!" funds he is whining for Trump to give him...
Posted by: Boswell
He's doing it because the CDC TOLD him to.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (NNh6R)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (aw1me)
Good times.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:22 PM (mrrpT)
There's better than an even chance that Keyser = Shapiro.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 17, 2020 04:42 PM (EGyGV)
Porker needs some cash, so we'll see. His head of Public Health looks and sounds like someone who would like to keep us closed for ever.
Posted by: lizabth
Gov. Reynolds today ordered end to our school year. We received email from our school super. He didn*t sound too happy about it. I*m not either.
Posted by: 6-4-3 Turn Two at April 17, 2020 04:42 PM (vBkXF)
I expect he got that statement from the Seattle Times.
Yeah. My rights are now illegal!
GFY Inslee.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:42 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:42 PM (ziriD)
Poor ol' Patrick from Ohio. You guys.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (aw1me)
to try to convince people that in spite of Wu Flu, packing people
asshole to elbow in cities and moving them through filthy mass transit
is still the way to uptopia
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (qAR6u)
most wont change because it is all they know. They are not going to up and move to the country. They should of course, but wont.
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (hHxp2)
Isn't it true that the Michigan legislature only extended Witless's emergency powers to April 30 subway? So her talking about seeing to open up on May 1st is little more than a face saving measure.
Or maybe the DNC told her to knock it off since her actions run the risk of pushing more votes to Trump.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 04:20 PM
Governor Half-Whitmer was talking tough after the Wednesday noon protest at the capitol. She and her mean girls were out spreading lies on Twitter and in TV interviews that it was just a bunch of racists with Confederate flags and people blocking ambulances and first responders.
She then started blabbering about "these protests are exactly the kind of thing that spreads the virus and could mean we need to extend the stay-at-home order." She was talking of extending the order that is set to expire on April 30th. Recall that she originally wanted a 70-day order that would have gone through mid-June.
She then did a complete about-face after Trump's plan was released yesterday and his Tweets this morning.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (Do5/p)
Current deaths per million:
Belgium: 449
Spain: 410
Italy: 379
France: 278
UK: 214
Netherlands: 198
Switzerland: 154
US: 105
US, less greater NYC: 56
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Fox2!
A women in a nursing home died in NJ but they recorded as from COVID-19. BTW, she was 108. I'd say that was a pretty good run and just about anything could have contributed to her death. Like, old age.
Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (oiNtH)
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i know math is generally veboten here, but divide 400 by 30,000,000
the answer is so small the Winblows calculator can't show the result.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (5ua3Z)
I expect he got that statement from the Seattle Times.
Yeah. My rights are now illegal!
GFY Inslee.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:42 PM (Eb+fP)
Oh and I forgot the best part: "fomenting domestic rebellion."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: eleven at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Zombie Groucho Marx at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 04:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Something Team Never Trump does not understand.
And please don't tell me about not using a crisis for politics, that is all the democrats do. Even Washington and Lincoln used crisis for political purposes.
It is even better if it is also moral and true. What is wrong with liberty?
Posted by: William Eaton at April 17, 2020 04:44 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:44 PM (aw1me)
Thanks, that was my guess, but I couldn't find a clear answer on any of the other sites I read.
Posted by: Empire1 at April 17, 2020 04:44 PM (T8YHO)
Who was born as "Mildred Fogel?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (aw1me)
The mother of Mclovin?
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 04:44 PM (hHxp2)
Uh, why? Is it meant to be a morale booster - a 'we're in this together' moment? Is this a fundraiser?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (bDqIh)
Good times.
Posted by: jwest
saw it live at Protein Wisdom. Rick Ellers Ellison was quite the Greenwald expert and fan
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2020 04:40 PM (hku12)
He moved to Austin, TX and suddenly became a "moderate" - which is just code for a confused limp wrist that wants to be "cutting edge" funny on twatter, but still the lovable "undecided" at the parties...it like Phil Collins after Genesis's first album...meh.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (aw1me)
Bette Davis!
Posted by: eleven
Close but no.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Michael Obama!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (NNh6R)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2020 04:25 PM
HEY! I'm Fundamentally lazy!
Or, as I prefer to call it, naturally efficient.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (edlKR)
Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
I salute their attempts to further rid our lands of television and media.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (x8Wzq)
recorded as from COVID-19. BTW, she was 108. I'd say that was a pretty
good run and just about anything could have contributed to her death.
Like, old age.
Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (oiNtH)
I'd like to hear who might have a financial interest in said nursing home. Because death by covid sounds a lot better than they forgot to refrigerate the mayonnaise.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Volkoff Industries at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (DB16e)
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Exactly.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: banned black guns matter at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (QZDCV)
The government told people they don't have to pay their mortgages for a while. wtf did they think would happen?
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (nFwvY)
When the economy opens, about 20% of the small businesses won't reopen. That just the reality of it and there's no way to stop it.
However, the next 20% of small businesses could be saved if they have access to real capital. The vast majority of these small business owners have used their homes as the major asset to secure loans. That is their savings account - their home.
Home foreclosures are going to be at a historical high about 8 months after the economy opens. Banks are going to shut off any additional lending long before that.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT)
btw, remember the ACLU?
I know they've dropped the mask and don't even hid their fraudsterism, but...
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (aw1me)
One can go into smallmart and buy music but I can't go downtown F. Worth to Doc's Records and buy music? Wack. Sue like the wind.
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (WX+x0)
Good afternoon everyone! The IHME model just updated again. As always, models are fed new info as it comes in to recalibrate its predictions. Let's see what has changed since its last update on Monday:
Overall US:
-# of total deaths decreased from 68,841 to 60,308
-Projected bed shortage at peak increased from 3,948 to 8,127.
-Peak hospital usage went from 4/10 to 4/14 peak daily death toll went from 4/13 to 4/15
-Under 200 deaths a day went from 5/27 to 5/10
Individual state: NY
-Peak hospital went from 4/8 to 4/15. Peak daily death toll went from 4/10 to 4/16
-Total deaths now projected to be 21,812 instead of 14,542
-Under 20 deaths per day projected to be on 5/12 instead of 5/1.
State: FL (some big moves here):
-Peak hospital use expected to be on 4/14 instead of 5/3
-Peak daily death toll expected to be on 4/2 instead of 5/6
-Total deaths now projected to be 1,363 instead of 4,748
-Under 20 deaths per day projected to be 5/3 instead of 6/1
More here:
https://tinyurl.com/yb8fczk9
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (oiNtH)
Or Covid was the only thing in the Cosmos that could kill her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:47 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:47 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:47 PM (A5zUN)
What the hell are you talking about?
I see 963 deaths in TX, with a population of 29 million.
That's 33 deaths per million, not "hundreds".
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (YYlyE)
If you don't think so you haven't been listening to the governor.
She's nuts. She laughs when she's talking about "cracking down" on seed sales and paint.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 17, 2020 04:37 PMOne Karen to rule them all.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (fxCK2)
That sorry sack of shit in Olympia hasn't seen domestic rebellion.
Keep it up you jackass, you may.
I'm going all in on divorcing east of the Cascades from west of the crest.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Barbara Bain at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (NNh6R)
Yeah, I saw where he is "just using the loose guidelines if the CDC", so thanks CDC for giving cover...but that dirt bag is not fooling anyone.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (32YRo)
Barbara Bain was pretty smoky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:47 PM (A5zUN)
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She looked sedated on Space: 1999.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: Barbara Bain at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (Eicbe)
Good afternoon everyone! The IHME model just updated again. As always, models are fed new info as it comes in to recalibrate its predictions.
It's like the Hurricane Prediction Center. The models are correct only when everyone can see what's already happening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
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Interestingly, if I google Midlred Fogel, Barbara Bain shows up at the top of the results list.
On Bing, however, I didn't find Barbara Bain until the middle of the second page of results.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (nFwvY)
I was bouncing back and forth between Protein Wisdom and Just One Minute. Couldn't stop laughing.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (mrrpT)
Who was born as "Mildred Fogel?"
Bette Davis!
Posted by: eleven
Close but no.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Michael Obama!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 04:45 PM (NNh6R)
Barack Obama
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (8uDfa)
Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 04:50 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (CAJOC)
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Is that where she is these days? Interesting.
Posted by: Martin Landau at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: jwest
One family owned restaurant in Austin that has three locations has already said they are closing their north location. They said business had been off, but this was the death knell.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (NNh6R)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (aw1me)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (hDNne)
@benshapiro
What the hell is the point of this? We should move toward opening in responsible fashion -- I'm very much pro-opening ASAP, and by tranching healthy, non-elderly populations back into the workforce now -- not via ridiculous inarticulate tweet.
He goes on...and on...and on.
https://tinyurl.com/y8lnabos
Posted by: Tami at April 17, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)
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Ben does not understand politics...
That is real his problem.
Posted by: William Eaton at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (cfkTP)
I capitalized you I hope that's ok
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (cfSRQ)
wasn't me!
Posted by: Bill Cosby at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (mht8P)
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Breakthrough! People. can. count.!!
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (Eicbe)
I love nurses, actually my best friend is a nurse, 2 nieces and many cousins are in nursing. But I am so tired of idolizing the nurses. They are doing their job, one they're well trained for. But they don't work any harder than a pediatric icu nurse or an oncology nurse or an ob nurse. We should thank all the nurses, especially the ones that have been furloughed because of the Kung flu madness.
Posted by: Abby at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (YYlyE)
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (hHxp2)
Hard to say sometimes. We've been told by demographic "experts" for years that suburbs and small towns would die off because millennials all want to live in the cities.
But in the last few years, millennials have been moving out of the cities to the suburbs and small towns. They've been finding out that artisanal cupcakes, craft beer, and street artists aren't worth paying rent for a 400 sq ft apartment that costs more than a house in the burbs
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 17, 2020 04:49 PM (cfSRQ)
wasn't me!
Posted by: Bill Cosby at April 17, 2020 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
*scowling while golfclapping*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (0x0+P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:47 PM (A5zUN)
So, Gov Murphy gets on TV the other day to decry some nursing home for stock piling dozens of "Corona" deaths - turns out the nursing home had a morgue (lots do) and the number of dead in it was the average number they have for any given day for the last few years...what a complete dirt bag this Murphy is...by the way, they claimed they died of Corona, but when asked by a reporter, Murphy admitted "presumed"...piece of complete shit that guy is...
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (32YRo)
I haven't done Trivia in a while.
Who was born as "Mildred Fogel?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:41 PM (aw1me
********
Jarods mom
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (flINI)
That's 33 deaths per million, not "hundreds".
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (YYlyE)
I think Texas is less than 500 deaths unless they added another 500 in the last 10 hours.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (ziriD)
We only saw it on a B & W TV.
Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2020 04:53 PM (nvc6v)
populations back into the workforce now -- not via ridiculous
inarticulate tweet.
He goes on...and on...and on.
https://tinyurl.com/y8lnabos
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OMG, the guy uses the word "tranching."
So sophisticated! A true intellectual!
Total pussy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 17, 2020 04:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Mothman?
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (YYlyE)
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That's the theory.
Now I reflect that one could write a comic book of the hero Moth Man and give him the alter ego Indrid Cold.
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 04:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Fat Batman at April 17, 2020 04:54 PM (v0R5T)
"The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:54 PM (qAR6u)
Any chance it's archived somewhere?
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone
if I remember correctly it was read into Congressional record on the Senate floor
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:54 PM (nFwvY)
I love nurses, actually my best friend is a nurse, 2 nieces and many cousins are in nursing. But I am so tired of idolizing the nurses. They are doing their job, one they're well trained for. But they don't work any harder than a pediatric icu nurse or an oncology nurse or an ob nurse. We should thank all the nurses, especially the ones that have been furloughed because of the Kung flu madness.
Posted by: Abby
We should respect each other and everyone's contribution to getting through this. I don't want anything but for people to be taken care of health wise and for the rest of the country to be allowed to pick themselves up and get back to work.
But, I do want my life back. we all do.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 17, 2020 04:55 PM (r1iqb)
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And, for the models to be right, we'd need to be close to the predictions. We're not, so none of the spiking the football over how successful the shutdown has been is valid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 17, 2020 04:55 PM (41rs/)
I think Texas is less than 500 deaths unless they added another 500 in the last 10 hours.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (ziriD)
Texas Department of Health and Human Services shows 428 as of 4/17.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2020 04:55 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 17, 2020 04:55 PM (bGY3H)
moving out of the cities to the suburbs and small towns. They've been
finding out that artisanal cupcakes, craft beer, and street artists
aren't worth paying rent for a 400 sq ft apartment that costs more than a
house in the burbs
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (qAR6u)
smart move. And lots of the craft breweries are far from the cities too. It is easier to succeed without the crushing rent.
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 04:55 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 04:43 PM (Ez6QX)
Impeach!!!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 17, 2020 04:56 PM (MOJS3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 04:56 PM (mWwWG)
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 04:46 PM (mrrpT)
I'm not well versed in this program but from what I've read/heard it seems like a bad idea to have run this through the banks. In theory they could get the money out faster but in practice it looks like they are in no big rush.
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at April 17, 2020 04:56 PM (zUUgh)
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If you're scared of it then nothing I do will keep you safe. Quit your job, fire your employees, lock yourself in your bathroom, and duct tape your windows.
I don't have a role in your safety.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (mWwWG)
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"Deemed" kung flu deaths.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Karen at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 04:54 PM (qAR6u)
My buddy went to Unv. of Michigan for law, asked him about the Gruppenfurher...he said she's absolutely detested right now...could not be elected dog catcher in Cat Town...
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (32YRo)
And, funnily enough, when I search IHME on Bing, the first thing it offers up is the Simpsons episode "Bart Gets an F". Trying to decide if it's commentary or not.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 04:56 PM (mWwWG)
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Amateur proctology. Lubricant optional.
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (Eicbe)
400 deaths.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 04:39 PM
I sit corrected. Tens of deaths per million residents.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 04:58 PM (edlKR)
Any chance it's archived somewhere?
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (0x0+P)
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/187248.php
https://ace.mu.nu/archives/187425.php
From Start to Almost Finish
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/187585.php
Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2020 04:58 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:57 PM (VpIIl)
Absolutely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 04:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
jowls technician at a swine farm
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:58 PM (nFwvY)
I'm very disappointed in the president for not putting pressure on banks to give people breaks on their mortgage payments (without accruing interest).
Especially after he just lowered the Fed rate for these bankster cocksuckers to near 0%.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:59 PM (aw1me)
Now he wants the federal taxpayers to make up his shortfall.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 17, 2020 04:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: raimondo at April 17, 2020 05:00 PM (bvCsI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
jowls technician at a swine farm
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 04:58 PM (nFwvY)
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And she picked up some extra hours doing part-time as a photo-eye reflector with her face.
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:00 PM (Eicbe)
That is real his problem.
- - - -
Bingo.
So many of Ben's replies to a Trump Tweet are what seems like a determined ignorance of Trump's communication style.
We get it -- YOU wouldn't say that, but that doesn't mean Trump shouldn't say that. He seems really confused on that particular point.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 05:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 17, 2020 05:00 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:00 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:00 PM (ziriD)
populations back into the workforce now -- not via ridiculous
inarticulate tweet.
He goes on...and on...and on.
https://tinyurl.com/y8lnabos
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OMG, the guy uses the word "tranching."
So sophisticated! A true intellectual!
Total pussy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 17, 2020 04:54 PM (cfSRQ)
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He reads a lot, but does not apply what he reads into the real world. So therefore he can quote the Federalist Papers, but does not understand why the Federalist Papers were produced in the first place. He can see great art, but does not understand the messy and confusing process that made the finished product. It is too icky for him...
Posted by: William Eaton at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (mWwWG)
Any chance it's archived somewhere?
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 04:52 PM (0x0+P)
The funniest thing was a few days later someone put together a group of panel photos of a sock with and without a moustache with a narrative. I wish I could remember where it was posted.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (mrrpT)
My buddy went to Unv. of Michigan for law, asked him about the Gruppenfurher...he said she's absolutely detested right now...could not be elected dog catcher in Cat Town...
Posted by: Boswell
There was someone on here who said her approval rating has skyrocketed into the 70's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (6/uwW)
And SanFranNan is demanding bail outs for the likes of Cuomo before she will allow small businesses to get more money.... Bitch and her ice cream...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (mWwWG)
I see 963 deaths in TX, with a population of 29 million.
That's 33 deaths per million, not "hundreds".
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM (YYlyE)
The Texas COVID-19 website says there are 428 deaths as of today.
https://tinyurl.com/wgmgues
And there are just under 30 million residents.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
You, sir, are a fucking genius and you make me laugh every time. Thank you.
Posted by: Ohio lurking gal at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (/nXra)
Me, too. I am amazed at how many concert venues this 'ron(?) knows about. Past and present.
Posted by: PennaLady at April 17, 2020 05:02 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)
My niece is a nurse on Staten Island...its been a hard slog for her. Mostly its been the heightened awareness of the disease, which she freely admits is not much different that a lot of the respiratory diseases she has seen...but still, lots and lots of floor hours.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:02 PM (32YRo)
Brings up my favorite South American idiom that I usually apply to the Left.
The parrot says what it knows but does not know what it says.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:02 PM (ziriD)
The results of the study are preliminary and not peer-reviewed, but the general takeaways would seem to strongly contribute to the notion that there have been a large number of COVID-19 cases that went undetected.
From the sidebar article about the Santa Clara antibody test for Corona Virus prevalence.
Remember the reports from back in November and December that this year's flu vaccine was not as effective as it ought to have been because the experts who decided what the blend of strains to protect against with the vaccine had "guessed wrong"?
What if a substantial number of the reported flu cases had been a mild form of Wuhan Flu instead?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 17, 2020 05:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2020 05:03 PM (QzF6i)
We should ask for our money back.
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2020 05:03 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (6/uwW)
I have researched these photos. I do not think that is Ms Shapiro. (Face is a bit to angular, plus the boobs are a bit larger, I think.)
However, these pictures offer us a good guidebook on how to imagine these breasts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:03 PM (A5zUN)
Sorry, I misread the chart. That number was new cases.
According to TX Dept of State Health Services it's at 428 deaths attributed to coronavirus.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wgmgues
428 / 29 = 14.75 deaths per million, not "hundreds".
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 05:04 PM (YYlyE)
Update IHME now says we in SC are past the peak -- the peak was supposed to be May 1, but the update pushed the peak way back.
Total death asymptote is now just 217 deaths.
A few days ago, they had one of the IHME modeler honchos on FOX. I lost all confidence after watching that jackwagon that that bunch has any competence whatsoever.
I'd trust Sundown Joey Fingers models as much as them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2020 05:04 PM (rCwaK)
I see 963 deaths in TX, with a population of 29 million.
That's 33 deaths per million, not "hundreds".
Posted by: bonhomme at April 17, 2020 04:48 PM
I claim it's not bad for numbers that I pulled out of my ass.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 05:05 PM (edlKR)
Posted by: Kensington at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (kt2AE)
Loves those doggie treats he gets from the "kewl kidz"
There's another one with a small blog who's joined the "WE GOTTA LOCK EVERYTHING DOWN OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!" crowd. Gave me a lot of shit about me caring more for liberty which he says he's such a big advocate of than "the lives of him and his family"
I guess he wants those doggie treats too.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 05:05 PM (qAR6u)
Everyone, including staff, wearing face masks, except those most at risk because of the racism inherent in the system.
One young woman was sporting a too-small tee that said "BIG TITS." Um, no honey. Your ass is waaaaay bigger.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2020 05:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at April 17, 2020 05:00 PM (+Kpte)
Yeah, Redsteeze and Neoncaster will have some smarmy thoughts on twatter as to why resistance to the "cattle cars" is just some poor man's redneck resistance to Darwin inevitability...always rationalizing the evil.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (A5zUN)
Wuzzadem
One of the best blog posts in political history. I still laugh about it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 05:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 17, 2020 05:07 PM (dYe5S)
Brings up my favorite South American idiom that I usually apply to the Left.
The parrot says what it knows but does not know what it says.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:02 PM (ziriD)
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He is a Harvard Parrot....and one that likes his mirror.
Posted by: William Eaton at April 17, 2020 05:07 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:07 PM (85Gof)
I confess I'm getting paid and I don't question anyone's opposition to anything more draconian than "use your common sense."
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 17, 2020 05:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: raimondo at April 17, 2020 05:07 PM (bvCsI)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (6/uwW)
Indeed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (A5zUN)
Retardo.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (mWwWG)
Succinct.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2020 05:03 PM (QzF6i)
Pithy.
Posted by: wth at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
Used to drive by a yard with a faux taxidermy chicken with 3 feathery breasts. Had somethinv to do with a tv ad "chickens dont have 3 breasts... do they?"
Posted by: banned by house arrest at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (9c2vY)
He was Andrew Breitbart's favorite intern.
Posted by: El Kabong at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (A5zUN)
Use a beard conditioner/softener. Trust me on this. Cremo is a good brand.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (NWiLs)
'Liberate' a state, in Trumpspeak, means turn it red on the electoral map.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (qAR6u)
Good afternoon everyone! The IHME model just updated again. As
always, models are fed new info as it comes in to recalibrate its
predictions. Let's see what has changed since its last update on Monday:
Overall US:
-# of total deaths decreased from 68,841 to 60,308
-Projected bed shortage at peak increased from 3,948 to 8,127.
-Peak hospital usage went from 4/10 to 4/14 peak daily death toll went from 4/13 to 4/15
-Under 200 deaths a day went from 5/27 to 5/10
Individual state: NY
-Peak hospital went from 4/8 to 4/15. Peak daily death toll went from 4/10 to 4/16
-Total deaths now projected to be 21,812 instead of 14,542
-Under 20 deaths per day projected to be on 5/12 instead of 5/1.
State: FL (some big moves here):
-Peak hospital use expected to be on 4/14 instead of 5/3
-Peak daily death toll expected to be on 4/2 instead of 5/6
-Total deaths now projected to be 1,363 instead of 4,748
-Under 20 deaths per day projected to be 5/3 instead of 6/1
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Your model projects that all the peaks are at the latest two days ago?
Outstanding work.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 05:09 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 05:10 PM (AJ1TI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 05:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2020 05:03 PM (MxEKc)
Hmm. The one for WA shows our peak as April 5, but has a shutdown recommendation until May 18. Right now I think the official order is until May 4, so I fully expect Inslee to extend two more weeks. F*cker.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2020 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)
American Bridge 21st Century accepted a gift in 2018 of 450 shares into Baidu, a Google-like tech company closely affiliated with China's ruling Communist Party, according to the group's 2018 IRS filings. The Washington Free Beacon first reported on the donation Wednesday.
It is unclear if American Bridge sold the stocks during the past two years, according to the Free Beacon's report. Democratic operative David Brock founded the group in 2010 and has raked in $23 million in 2020, with a reported $2 million of that money coming from mega-financier George Soros.
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2020 04:06 PM (3aI0K)
Graft is as good as apple pie to Democrats these days.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 17, 2020 05:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (qAR6u)
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Pretty much reasons why I follow him.
Posted by: SMH at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (QzF6i)
IIRC, Shapiro graduated from HS years early, then on to college and law school. Think maybe he is emotionally immature and/or missed out on the age appropriate social development?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (bDqIh)
The parrot says what it knows but does not know what it says.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:02 PM (ziriD)
Ahem parrots Do know what they say unlike these leftist diareah mouths.
Posted by: banned's bird begs to differ at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (9c2vY)
Every major bank in the country is doing this.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (A5zUN)
#twoweeks
Posted by: browndog at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: China at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (Eicbe)
a little south of Wuhan but still in China is not a bombshell
Posted by: x at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG)
... and you have no idea how accurate the denominator is in that calculation, so spare me your "stats."
Posted by: Al Crapton at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (Yw1JK)
State: FL (some big moves here):
-Peak hospital use expected to be on 4/14 instead of 5/3
-Peak daily death toll expected to be on 4/2 instead of 5/6
-Total deaths now projected to be 1,363 instead of 4,748
-Under 20 deaths per day projected to be 5/3 instead of 6/1
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Your model projects that all the peaks are at the latest two days ago?
Outstanding work.
Posted by: Methos at April 17, 2020 05:09 PM (kOpft)
Just think, if they can predict the past, imagine what they'll say about the future?
Posted by: Someguy at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)
This is the longest I have ever kept working on the goatee. Usually I just get bored with it and shave. It is different.
I am getting where the soup strainer insult is coming from.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2020 05:04 PM (rCwaK)
8 days past the peak! And their data's wrong on deaths or at least doesn't correspond to what DHEC has reported. Those two large spikes on the death graph do not match the DHEC reported numbers for those days.
And I love the projection that we can start to unwind on June 1st. LOLGF
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at April 17, 2020 05:12 PM (zUUgh)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:13 PM (ziriD)
And the OSB is strong enough to retain the screws to hold cleats for the shelves, so there's that, too.
Enjoying a G & T. Gotta keep the Wu away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2020 05:14 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2020 05:14 PM (QzF6i)
Not just that, he refuses to learn to speak Trump; it's just always wrong because it's not Shapiro-speak.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 05:14 PM (bDqIh)
Once again, I hate to be a party pooper, but the pics purporting to be Abby Shapiro nekkid (and with a friend and stuff) are not her, but are of a web cam "performer" dubbed Rache MFC.
Rachel MFC happens to resemble Abby pretty well (skinny frame with YUGE knockers) but it's not her. Well, I think Rachel is skinnier than Abby. The faces are almost dead ringers.
Trust me, I have researched this issue very thoroughly. Abby wants to be an opera singer, and she ain't gonna go around spreading wide open and giving BJs on camera.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 17, 2020 05:14 PM (rCwaK)
Every major bank in the country is doing this.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Well yes and no...Some mortgage companies are then demanding a bulk payment immediately after the 2-3 month "grace" period. Not tacking the payments onto the end of the note.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:14 PM (85Gof)
-# of total deaths decreased from 68,841 to 60,308
So, basically everyone who dies in the US for the next 10 days from all causes, including getting crushed to death under a 18 wheel truck...because to get to over 30K right now they had to count just about like that...
Otherwise, they are projecting out to 2025 or something.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:15 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2020 05:15 PM (zUUgh)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:15 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:15 PM (ziriD)
The parrot says what it knows but does not know what it says.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:02 PM (ziriD)
The ex farted at bedtime. Bird made fart noise. We laughed, cementing it forever. For tbe last 22 years bird "farts" at bedtime.
Posted by: banned bird breaks wind, laughs at April 17, 2020 05:15 PM (9c2vY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (A5zUN)
Nuh-uh.
Posted by: Mrs. Aetius at April 17, 2020 05:15 PM (v0R5T)
But does the President and CDC get real numbers from the states?
I am sure there padded.
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)
yet, here we sit, prepared for hundreds of patients per day and we see 10-20. hospitals are going broke because they can't do anything but WuhanFlu and emergencies.
this is all bullshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Anyone?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:13 PM (ziriD)
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Absolutely. Hugh Grant gives an un-like Grant performance. No stammers, awkward gazes or Grant-schtick.
The McConaughey is The McConaughey.
It's a Guy Ritchie return to form--even though the movies he's made since Snatch have been pretty good as well.
Total recommendation.
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Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:16 PM (Eicbe)
A model isn't a model if it requires constant rejiggering with new data, otherwise it's simply a fancy Lotus 123 spreadsheet.
This is all so stupid.
Posted by: Matt Hoffman at April 17, 2020 05:16 PM (lrLm3)
LOL... Mask rule... Musk would be a bit much
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:16 PM (5bxa0)
-- a joke the hubs just read to me.
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Sent that to my daughter and she replied, "That's my life before and after quarantine."
And she has two!
Talking on the phone isn't the same as being with them, but they will talk your ear off if you let them.
At six and four, very talkative for their years.
Can't wait to see them again.
Posted by: SMH at April 17, 2020 05:16 PM (RU4sa)
Some are, some aren't but most are offering some sort of loan modification. Banks don't want to take possession of thousands of homes. They've just been down that road.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 04:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Thought you said beaver fighters.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (Yra+J)
Posted by: I'm Jovan and I approve this message at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (zr5Kq)
468 One thing I have noticed about growing a goatee: It stops itching after a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:06 PM (A5zUN)
Use a beard conditioner/softener. Trust me on this. Cremo is a good brand.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 17, 2020 05:08 PM (NWiLs)
Growing out my beard for the last few months. When I'm riding my motorcycle down the road, I want my beard long enough so each half blows back beside my head.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (Yra+J)
Ward Cleaver?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (A5zUN)
Yup... I deserve that ..LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (5bxa0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (mWwWG)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)
My BOA Mortgage was sold to company named PHH and I can not even get them on the phone.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (N39Ws)
Beard challenge !
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Sure going to look funny suntan
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Who would notice if it wasn't?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (A5zUN)
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I enjoyed it. It's fun to watch the man who played Superman appear to be the more-brains/less-physical of the crew. So, Cavill appears to have a range.
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (Eicbe)
So now we have a troll wishing death on republicans? What a punk
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Son of Joy Behar
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (aKsyK)
Some are, some aren't but most are offering some sort of loan modification. Banks don't want to take possession of thousands of homes. They've just been down that road.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)
If you don't get the right answer the first time regroup. Maybe a friend or lawyer to intercede for you. But by all means _ negotiate, negotiate.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 05:19 PM (Yra+J)
The U.K. And Italy have close to 20% death rate if not over it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG)
They're both around 13% of confirmed cases (which is not of total population). You don't add them together.
https://covid19stats.global/country/
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:19 PM (ziriD)
Just found out my sister, who lives in Washington state and works in an old folks' home, got the damn Kung Flu.
She's doing alright, except for the fact that she feels like shit. Started getting sick Wednesday, got tested, and wouldn't ya know it.
Talked to her a few minutes ago and she sounded...under the weather but fine otherwise.
I guess now she and the fam (all under quarantine now) just gotta tough it out.
I predict someone gets strangled to death by the end of the week (which, I believe under the current reporting rules, counts towards covid).
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (F+q62)
Sure going to look funny suntan
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Like the old way they would show guys with five o'clock shadow in the movies- but white?
What was that anyway? Grease?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (aw1me)
According to the educational movie channels, auditions normally involve a blow job.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (miJU3)
I liked it, saw it a few times
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 05:17 PM (Yra+J)
the night of the beaver. That was a classic.
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
That's...more or less how it works.
Posted by: the bearded clam at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm in NorCal and they just put must wear musk rule in with a 1000 dollar fine if you don't comply... This is a County with only 2 deaths in over 500 thousand people
Posted by: It's me donna
========
bwahaha, you ought to douse yourself in musk, show up bare-faced, and say you misread the instructions.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)
No, this is only correct if you will accept the hit on your credit rating, as in you are ready to declare impaired earnings - ie an impaired credit standing. Bank of America, so generous...so full of shit.
If you can hang on and pay your mortgage, I would suggest doing so. When the economy opens, and you opted to not pay due to impaired earnings, its going to be a lot harder to repair a bad credit rating and get the funds to restart a personal business or do what you need to do.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:21 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (A5zUN)
Your conscience would notice!
*wait, this reply does not work here
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:14 PM (85Gof)
The only thing that's an absolute certainty - the banks don't give a shit about their customers. If they can make 5 cents more by foreclosing on you than working it out, they'll foreclose.
As far a putting off payments, they have a slight leeway of about 3 months, however they don't hold the notes - bond holders do. The banks have a fiduciary duty to maximize the return and pay the promised interest on time. If they don't foreclose on delinquent loans, they're libel.
Back in '08, the stinking bailout made sure the banks didn't lose a dime, but didn't do one thing to help people save their homes. In most cases, it was far better for the bank to kick out the previous owner and just let the property go to shit.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:21 PM (mrrpT)
Heard on radio Florida or parts of is saying you can go on the beach to
walk, run, fly kites take the dog just dont sit, but wear masks.
Sure going to look funny suntan
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Good thing the Canadians all left. What a frightful sight it would be to see a 74 yr old Quebec man walking down the beach in a banana hammock with a mask on.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2020 05:21 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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It's like they don't remember (or more probably refuse to remember) 2009.
•16% of the economy was "too much to spend for health care"
•Obama eloquently said Grandma, and anybody in the "last year of life" should take the pain pill (and die).
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:21 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
*snort*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2020 05:21 PM (d7Ww2)
==========================
IIRC, Shapiro graduated from HS years early, then on to college and law school. Think maybe he is emotionally immature and/or missed out on the age appropriate social development?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2020 05:11 PM (bDqIh)
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Maybe, but I think he is just set up that way. He would have made a good professor or a contestant on Jeopardy.
Posted by: William Eaton at April 17, 2020 05:21 PM (cfkTP)
I want my beard long enough so each half blows back beside my head.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
That's...more or less how it works.
Posted by: the bearded clam at April 17, 2020 05:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (N39Ws)
Like the old way they would show guys with five o'clock shadow in the movies- but white?
What was that anyway? Grease?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Flintstones?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2020 04:10 PM (MxEKc)
I actually pried the physical caps-lock key off my keyboard. Was forever hitting it when I wanted to hit the shift key. Helped a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Infidel at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (nvc6v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof)
Had a brick the first time that happened.
What do you mean? You can't sell my mortgage.
Yes we can, we own your mortgage.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2020 05:23 PM (Yra+J)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 17, 2020 05:23 PM (dUJdY)
payment immediately after the 2-3 month "grace" period. Not tacking the
payments onto the end of the note.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:14 PM (85Gof)
Fine. Foreclose. Flood the market with properties and watch your portfolios go to junk status.
No bailouts this time, assholes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (aKsyK)
Wilma. I like them redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:24 PM (A5zUN)
C'mon. The global mortality rate is under 10 - with testing lagging everywhere.
Posted by: JEM1 at April 17, 2020 05:24 PM (01jYD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof
Mine was sold to Mr Cooper. I hate writing that check to a Mr Cooper every month ( yes I still pay my bills by mail). Sounds fishy.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (ziriD)
https://youtu.be/QdCMtV8TOdg
There are folks this clever in our country but we've forgotten a lot.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (85Gof)
Early peek at data on Gilead coronavirus drug suggests patients are responding to treatment. It's an expensive, patented drug so expect more enthusiasm in some quarters than for generic, off-patent drugs like hydroxychloroquine.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Boswell
Right. All their bullshit about "working with you" is making you declare a Hardship case.
What I think Banks and Lenders should do is simply suspend mortgage payments for a 1-2 months without interest penalties. They can afford it.
Posted by: qaQ at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (oNyw9)
Posted by: SMH at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (RU4sa)
No bailouts this time, assholes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 17, 2020 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
Don't be too sure. The banks have a history of getting bailed out no matter what.
The people have a history of getting fucked up the ass no matter what.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:26 PM (mrrpT)
:lol
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2020 05:26 PM (zqs/f)
Thanks. The Gentlemen it is.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 17, 2020 05:19 PM (ziriD)
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Watching the movie, and Grant on the screen, the thought kept coming over and over that I didn't know that Hugh Grant could turn the awkward-shy-cute-stammer off. Apparently he can.
Directors are the chief actors in a movie. If you see a star whose performances you've always liked turn in a WTF performance, chances are easy that the director did not (know how to) remove the bad delivery choices.
Credits to Guy Ritchie, then.
Posted by: Axeman at April 17, 2020 05:26 PM (Eicbe)
*Posted by: Serious Cat at April 17, 2020 05:26 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 05:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (93Mlk)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 17, 2020 04:11 PM (dKiJG)
20% of what? The entire population? Positive tests? Or diagnosed cases? Or cases severe enough to require hospitalization?
And both countries have massively incompetent socialized medicine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (miJU3)
What I think Banks and Lenders should do is simply suspend mortgage payments for a 1-2 months without interest penalties. They can afford it.
Posted by: qaQ at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (oNyw9)
what do you mean, pay principal only and forgive interest portion ?
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: qaQ at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (oNyw9)
Posted by: azalea city at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: WOKE Shooner Tuna 2020 at April 17, 2020 05:27 PM (Eicbe)
In general, where is she?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (Eb+fP)
Thank you, Mr. Drew Of Society! Some town whose name I can't spell but it's near Seattle.
--------
Hope she makes a full recovery Robert.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 17, 2020 05:23 PM (dUJdY)
Me too. But my sister is is a humongous pain in the butt. You could say it's not that she's stuck with the covid, it's that the covid is stuck with her.
Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2020 05:28 PM (F+q62)
Flintstones?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2020 05:22 PM (aKsyK)
Wilma. I like them redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 17, 2020 05:24 PM (A5zUN)
Betty, and yes, Mary Anne.
Posted by: Quint at April 17, 2020 05:28 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2020 05:28 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: qaQ at April 17, 2020 05:25 PM (oNyw9)
Why the fuck should they? I can afford to pay your mortgage. Should I be compelled?
What you are talking about is theft. Or socialism. Same thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (dLLD6)
what do you mean, pay principal only and forgive interest portion ?
Posted by: runner
No, I mean suspend monthly payment(s) and stop the interesting from compounding on your loan while you're not paying down the principal. A freeze on your loan, in other words.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (oNyw9)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (Eb+fP)
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020
you should get to know somebody that was at bear sterns
then you should get some info about obama's home bailout
yeesh
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (HALdu)
And, Abby Shapiro did have topless pics drop a whole back. She had bad skin on her chest.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (jzzbf)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 17, 2020 05:18 PM (85Gof)
BoA does the collection though, for which they get a fee. That's the way a lot of banks work now, ie trying to get mortgages off their balance sheets. Your mortgage is probably sold to a company which may keeps many "pooled" on a separate company's balance sheet for leverage in other deals (REITS), or resell them in "strips" - pairing off interest from principal in derivatives or separating certain highly collateralized loans from the more risky ones in separate deals.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (32YRo)
And now, that's where they are. Personally, I don't think the grift is the main point for that. That's just what allows them to keep pouting in public. But the real issue is their egos. Hell hath no fury like a soyboy scorned.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (TQ/zJ)
One-name trolls are all fags. It's Science!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (miJU3)
What you are talking about is theft. Or socialism. Same thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Can you read, dildo?
Banks can afford a moratorium on loan payments for 30-60 days.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM (oNyw9)
The government can make quick, exact payments to a small number of lenders and be done with it. Everyone who held a mortgage or other debt on March 1, 2020 would be debt free. Wall Street couldn't steal the money, because it's all documented.
And the government could do it without borrowing. Everything paid for with asset sales over the next 100 years.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020
the scrooge mcduck school of business?
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020
so renters are going to cover borrowers?
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:29 PM (oNyw9)
don't know how that would work
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kensington at April 17, 2020 04:29 PM (kt2AE)
He has the daily wire, a podcast and is a big wig in Young Americans For Freedom. He's not a nobody.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 17, 2020 05:35 PM (0x0+P)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 17, 2020 05:31 PM
Yes, they can afford it. Should they be compelled to? It sure would be convenient for some people if they were, but nobody compelled those now struggling people to sign the papers that said that they were going to give the lender money every month over the entire term of the loan.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (edlKR)
Agreed. This is a historical record. It has no predictive value. With this much variation and grey area (nevermind outright fraud/misrepresentation), every communicable disease going forward can be deemed a "pandemic" and rationale for crushing liberty.
But, once again, the masks slip off even further to expose the tyrants from within. The questions really are, "Will we learn the right lessons?" and "Will we act, collectively, to abandon those who do not understand the balance with freedom/liberty and get them as far away from power as possible?"
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 05:36 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: runner at April 17,
he thinks banks have big vaults of gold coins
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:30 PM (zr5Kq)
This is why in my plan the people who don't carry debt get nothing.
People who never use debt are not the risk takers, the people who open businesses, who employ those who are too afraid to try. Without the borrowers, those who will put their entire economic future on the line to make payroll, buy equipment, build buildings and engage with others to grow the economy, we would be a collection of villages, trading corn for pumpkins by the side of a dirt road.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: m at April 17, 2020 05:37 PM (vSb78)
People who never use debt are not the risk takers, the people who open businesses, who employ those who are too afraid to try. Without the borrowers, those who will put their entire economic future on the line to make payroll, buy equipment, build buildings and engage with others to grow the economy, we would be a collection of villages, trading corn for pumpkins by the side of a dirt road.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020
bs
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 17, 2020 05:39 PM (edlKR)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (zr5Kq)
The Stanford antibody testing they did in Santa Clara (where I moved from 3 months ago oddly) indicates the Chinese Flu is 50-85x times more widespread, which indicates a mortality rate of 0.1% -- same as seasonal flu
again, why is no one talking about this ??
Posted by: bigstarxxx at April 17, 2020 05:40 PM (pvJV4)
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2020 05:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Of course, to you, it makes no sense.
However, once you begin to understand how the economy works, you'll see what I'm talking about.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:41 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020
dude, if you are not taking risk if someone covers for your mistakes.
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (HALdu)
The grift isn't the main point... until it is. They can surely survive some dry spell for pique because ego is a big driver of behavior. But when there is no other job for which they're prepared and the economic pain simply isn't an inconvenience anymore, the grift becomes everything. They'll sing any tune needed for their dinner if the cupboard is bare.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 17, 2020 05:43 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:42 PM (HALdu)
You're saying that complete shutdown of the U.S. economy was the mistake of some small business owners who had mortgages on their homes?
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:44 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: not so at April 17, 2020 05:32 PM (HALdu)
Depends on the bank...if the bank sold the mortgage and is just collecting for a fee for collection services, maybe for a little while out of cash reserves to make up the short fall, but the company holding the mortgage probably leveraged the cash flow for another deal, for which they themselves now owe a monthly payment, so not so much...every non-payment means someone, somewhere goes without and has to eat into cash reserves.
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:51 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 05:44 PM (mrrpT)
A Federal or State ordered stoppage of a formerly legally permitted business under the auspices of the common good falls, in its essence, under the taking clause. We have asked you to sacrifice something for the common good for which we are obligated to pay you fair market value for...expect this to come up if bankruptcies ensue, which they will...
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Boswell at April 17, 2020 05:56 PM (32YRo)
Damn straight, Skippy.
A lot of people did everything right. Followed the rules, took calculated risks, hired people, paid taxes and fueled the biggest economy in the world, then the government pulled the rug out from under them.
These people need to be made whole in a timely manner. The best way to do that on a national scale is use my plan for the government to pay off all residential mortgage, student, credit card and consumer debt. Pay for it with sales of federal assets administered by a new, quasi governmental agency that is tasked with selling the assets over a 100 year period. This agency would have the ability to advance up to 50% of the estimated value of the assets to the treasury immediately.
Posted by: jwest at April 17, 2020 06:04 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 17, 2020 05:01 PM (6/uwW)
Bullshit, where?!
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 17, 2020 06:05 PM (yOssP)
Something Team Never Trump does not understand.
And please don't tell me about not using a crisis for politics, that is all the democrats do. Even Washington and Lincoln used crisis for political purposes.
It is even better if it is also moral and true. What is wrong with liberty?
Posted by: William Eaton at April 17, 2020 04:44 PM (cfkTP)
At one point in the Civil War Lincoln had a problem that congressmen were trying to undermine Seward and get him replaced. They were being fed info by Chase in the cabinet. Lincoln forced a meeting where Chase was forced to back Lincoln and deny Seward was a bad influence.
Chase came in later, stammering about submitting a resignation. Lincoln perked up at this and snatched the resignation out of Chase's hand, and presented the two resignations as a package deal.
Not the most polite thing to do, but Lincoln got his way and kept his people.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 17, 2020 06:53 PM (eoQWY)
Minnesota has around 1,200 cases of Winnie the Pooh flu.
Massachusetts is #3 in the country with over 32,000, yet Minnesota is locked down tighter, to the best of my knowledge.
Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2020 07:35 PM (NGm/n)
He DOES look silly with his all caps "LIBERATE XYZ." It's goofy. Me saying it's goofy doesn't mean I'm about to go vote for Sleepy Joe.
Just zero grey area around here now.
Posted by: FYATroll at April 17, 2020 07:47 PM (rrsgM)
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)