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NeverTrumpers Declare: This is a Binary Election, We Cannot Divide Our Votes Between One Candidate and a Third Party Protest Candidate!

Remember 2016?

Remember how insane I'd get when Not-Binary Ben Shapiro would insist the election wasn't biiiiiiinaaaaryyyyy?

Remember when I'd get apopleptic about obvious dishonesty about whether or not dividing the vote between Trump and alleged "conservative" protest candidates -- like the severely conservative Evan McMullin -- made Hillary's election not just likely but almost inevitable?

And the NeverTrumpers would whine that the election wasn't binary so any claims that their agitations made a Hillary victory more likely were just Alt-Right Lies?

Remember?

Remember how NeverTrumpers not-so-secretly wanted Hillary Clinton to win, but didn't want to admit this, because "openly campaigned for Hillary Clinton" doesn't look that great on a supposed "conservative's" resume when he's out shaking his donation cup for new grifts?

And remember how the "it's not biiiiiiinaaaaryyyyy" dodge was used as a plainly dishonest hustle so that they could both agitate for the election of Hillary Fucking Clinton but then come back in 2017 claiming to have always been The Truest of All True Conservative Patriots?

Well, flash forward to today.

Justin Amash-- supposedly a "principled conservative;" The Dispatch and The Bulwark and various cvck libertarian (liberal) corporate-aligned groups are always hailing him as America's Last Hope -- is being talked about as regards a possible third party run.

His run would likely help Trump, by giving NeverTrump Republicans who don't want to vote Democrat a different path for expressing their frustration.

You know, just as Bill Kristol's Deep State catspaw Even McMullin was intended to help Hillary Clinton win by giving Republicans a candidate to vote for besides Trump.

So, how do you expect the NeverTrumpers, who shrieked "It's not biiiiiinaaaaaryyyyy, pushing a third party candidate to split the anti-Hillary vote is not helping Hillary!" will react to Justin Amash's hypothetical bid?

If you guessed "They'll start shrieking the election IS binary and we cannot afford to split the anti-Trump vote," you clearly already read these tweets, because there's no way you could have guessed that even these assholes would have been this blatantly cynical and hysterically inconsistent.

binaryelection

We could split the anti-Hillary vote in 2016, because the election wasn't binary.

But now we can't split the anti-Trump vote in 2020, because the election is binary.

I think in 2016, Kristol, Sykes, French, Goldberg, Hayes, and the rest of the Losers Club thought they would one day be able to grift from conservatives again.

So pretending to not be dedicated to electing Democrats was an important fiction for them.

But now I think they realize they will never grift another Republican dime, and so all future grifts will come only from Democrats (and of course China-connected corporations), so now they have to show Democrats that they are All-In for Democrats.

Meanwhile, let's check in where all the money donated to the "conservative" grifter organization "The Lincoln Project" (which just endorsed Biden, of course) is going.

Any guesses on this one?

Yeah, you're right.


It's all liberal hands on deck as "The Lincoln (Grifting) Project" runs an endorsement of Biden at the True Conservative outlet the Washington Post today.

We've Never Backed a Democrat President Before, But Trump Must Be Defeated

And liberal donors must be shown they're getting good money for their graft.



By
George T. Conway III,
Reed Galen, Steve Schmidt, John Weaver and Rick Wilson
April 15, 2020 at 2:35 p.m. EDT
The authors are on the advisory board of the Lincoln Project.

This November, Americans will cast their most consequential votes since Abraham Lincoln’s reelection in 1864. We confront a constellation of crises: a public health emergency not seen in a century, an economic collapse set to rival the Great Depression, and a world where American leadership is absent and dangers rise in the vacuum.

Today, the United States is beset with a president who was unprepared for the burden of the presidency and who has made plain his deficits in leadership, management, intelligence and morality.

When we founded the Lincoln Project, we did so with a clear mission: to defeat President Trump in November. Publicly supporting a Democratic nominee for president is a first for all of us.

Yeah but you did kinda support Democrats winning the House and Senate in 2018, right?

So this is kind of... precedented, no?

We are in extraordinary times, and we have chosen to put country over party -- and former vice president Joe Biden is the candidate who we believe will do the same.

You're not putting anything over party. Your party is the Democrat party -- the same party you've agitated in favor of for three fucking elections in a row.

How many elections do you get to agitate for Democratic candidates and still claim "Buh we're Republicans"?

Fucking Rick Wilson's already said he's not a Republican any more.

Biden is now the presumptive Democratic nominee and he has our support. Biden has the experience, the attributes and the character to defeat Trump this fall.

He sure knows how to grab them by the pussy, huh?

Unlike Trump, for whom the presidency is just one more opportunity to perfect his narcissism and self-aggrandizement, Biden sees public service as an opportunity to do right by the American people and a privilege to do so.

And also rape unwilling female subordinates by violent digital penetration.

Buh buh buh... buh muh moralz.

Anyway, you get the gist.

True Conservative Rick Wilson's last major media appearance:

Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM




Comments

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1 cfxg

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (luWin)

2 In before the meep.

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:40 PM (luWin)

3 Who in the fuck would vote for Justin Amash?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (XrCyE)

4 meep

Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (vCA4F)

5 I nooded.

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (luWin)

6 Amash? seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (5bxa0)

7 SPONGE !

Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (vCA4F)

8 You can fit all these assholes in a phone booth.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (85Gof)

9 Yeah. They're not serious. Just like the cultists they joined.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (Eicbe)

10
Cuckocrats

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (+9oO3)

11 I'm confused. Are you saying they were lying in 2016 or that they're lying now?

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (FBu6l)

12 To date, @ProjectLincoln has raised $2,587,887, largely from small donors, and spent $1,384,428, w/$153,733 on merchant fees, software subscriptions, fundraising, and compliance, and 92% of the remaining expenditures enriching Lincoln Project members and their firms.

==========
So, the Tea Party, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

13 Here's how you know the hospitals aren't overrun: Nurse Ratched has the time to hit F5 like a crack monkey and get five firsts a day...

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:42 PM (luWin)

14 I become increasingly convinced that we have lost nobody who could process information effectively.

They've twittered their brain.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (Eicbe)

15 Top 20!

Posted by: CliffClavin at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (dyCMp)

16 The election just announced that it's non-binary.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (FBu6l)

17 I won't for Creepy Joe, so I guess I have to vote for the president.

Posted by: fluffy at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (NGm/n)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

19 6 Amash? seriously?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (5bxa0)

==========

Guy who would get crushed in his House seat should he run again is planning on mounting a third party presidential campaign.

Gary Johnson is a saner vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

20 Anal sphincters, the whole lot of them.

Wink, wink!

Posted by: stumck at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (w9Wax)

21 8
You can fit all these assholes in a phone booth.

Phone booth is ASSHOE!

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (T6t7i)

22 China could be asshoe:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Get a new hat, Max.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 04:44 PM (aKsyK)

24
Alternate post title:

Ever Notice It's Just One Con Job After Another With These Cucks?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:44 PM (+9oO3)

25 I nooded.
Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (luWin)


Quite heroically, I might add.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

26 You can fit all these assholes in a phone booth.
---
Please do.

Posted by: The Otter at April 15, 2020 04:44 PM (Eicbe)

27 I was going to get a hat and wear it at a jaunty angle but then I remembered I'm not gay. Or bald.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 04:44 PM (ZLI7S)

28 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create zhis own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers

-
I'm being followed by a Joe Shadow
Joe Shadow Joe Shadow

Posted by: Cat Stevens Before He Went Batshit at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)

29 >>> I nooded.

Put yer damn pants on.

Posted by: hawkpilot's co-workers on video conference at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (NGm/n)

30 Who would win a mental agility contest, me or a potato clock?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (FBu6l)

31 And while all this whining from the NTs is happening, stimulus checks with Trump's name on them are arriving in people's mailboxes.

Hahahaha.

Speaking of which, the Left says I should be outraged. Again, LOLGF.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (4k/Uz)

32
I nooded.
Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:41 PM (luWin)

Quite heroically, I might add.

Posted by: Sponge




As usual, I said it first.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (+9oO3)

33 Foundations, think tanks, institutes, and such are the greatest scam in the history of non-profits. And it is no wonder that these folks have their greasy little paws into these as deep as they can.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (KZl3I)

34 Some enterprising moron should start up a NeverTrump PAC just to relieve these fools from their money. If The Lincoln Project isn't already it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (ykYG2)

35

I think in 2016, Kristol, Sykes, French, Goldberg, Hayes, and the rest
of the Losers Club thought they would one day be able to grift from
conservatives again.

So pretending to not be dedicated to electing Democrats was an important fiction for them.

But now I think they realize they will never grift another Republican
dime, and so all future grifts will come only from Democrats (and of
course China-connected corporations), so now they have to show Democrats
that they are All-In for Democrats.



Yeah, the Dems aren't buying it. They have enough asshoes. They don't need to import them from the other party.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (T6t7i)

36 While we're at it, why don't we make sure that the Green Party is on the ballot in all 50 states?

Posted by: Furious George at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (9vQJW)

37 Binary only means they take 1 cock in their 0 hole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Constitutional conservative? Oh, so Romney.
No.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (MxEKc)

39 Griifters gotta grift....and they gotta hang

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (l4C/z)

40 Max Boot wears his hat at a jaunty angle.

Repeat:

Max Boot wears his hat at a jaunty angle.

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

41

As usual, I said it first.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (+9oO3)


Or, was it you that was heroic.....

I didn't pay attention.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Haaahahahahahhaha.

Pissant losers. Go crawl back under your rocks.

Posted by: Batman at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (KnJdm)

43 These people want to be the Tokyo Roses of 2020 America in general and the conservative movement in particular, without the everlasting moral stain that inevitably goes with it.

Posted by: Rich.DeCamp at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (8oyJF)

44 and hey, bald men have a reason to wear hats....

But fuck Max Boot with a rusty hacksaw

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (l4C/z)

45 MI Tyrant sez the protesters put themselves in danger today.

She's insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

46
Guy who would get crushed in his House seat should he run again is planning on mounting a third party presidential campaign.



Gary Johnson is a saner vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 15, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

He would literally be a Manchurian Candidate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (KZl3I)

47 We've just got to keep beating that dead horse Biden.

Posted by: Max Boot at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

48 Will that Green party woman run again I wonder? She's always good for a couple Dem vote take aways

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (5bxa0)

49 The graft and wife soiling will continue apace.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (u6xw0)

50

Meh, Trump all the way.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (8fB/R)

51 Max Boot or at least his stock photo is probably the most punchable face of them all.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (FKi9J)

52 I wouldn't believe they don't love Biden for a second

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (ZCEU2)

53
The idea that we need a "vaccine" for this chinese virus before we can get back to normal is like demanding a cure to cancer before we do anything.

Same with demanding "tests" for "everyone." And losts of masks for each person. It's all political bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (+9oO3)

54 I wonder how many people other than us care what these people say or think? They're totally discredited obviously, and only still eat because gay left wing billionaires slip them cash to whisper nasty things about Trump and for blow jobs. Mostly blow jobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (NVYyb)

55 I hate these assholes so much.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (Z4rgH)

56 51 Max Boot or at least his stock photo is probably the most punchable face of them all.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:47 PM (FKi9J)

It's worth testing, in the name of Odin AND Science.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (l4C/z)

57 I'm still crushed that there will be no rioting in Milwaukee.

so. damn. disappointed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)

58 >>> MI Tyrant sez the protesters put themselves in danger today.

The only thing in danger is her electoral future.

Posted by: fluffy at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (NGm/n)

59 So supporting a senile sexual predator demonstrates the extreme integrity of neverTrumpers. Is that right?
Hmmmmmm.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

60 The 2 big hospitals in my town are both laying off staff. The city is on lockdown, and the hospitals are empty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (trdmm)

61 "You can fit all these assholes in a phone booth."


Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the telly stall.

Posted by: I'd love to turn you in at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (Tnijr)

62 I'm still crushed that there will be no rioting in Milwaukee.

so. damn. disappointed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)


Antifa pussies are afraid of Covid.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Strange, because cucks are non-binary.

Posted by: Caliban at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (QE8X6)

64 Reinstate slavery now!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

65 Sad cucks. The new tagline for The Bulwark should be:
The Bulwark
If only Comrade Stalin knew...

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (FBu6l)

66 I want to say that what Boot wrote was un-f'ing-believable considering his prior pronouncements in 2016, but no, it is very f'ing-believable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (r+sAi)

67 Justin Amish. I have never heard of this guy. Ever.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (o2MD2)

68 I would like to introduce the new Michigan Shmonstitution.

Posted by: Witchen Witchmer at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (Eicbe)

69 I hope that someone got pictures of the Michigan protestors with pitchforks.

Posted by: Jmel at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (OeWgo)

70 Remember?

lol, How can we forget???

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (8fB/R)

71
Most famous quote by Bill Kristol:
We have always been at war with EastAsia.

And another quote by Cap'n Cuck:
We have never been at war with EastAsia.

Posted by: Richard Head at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (rQ/Vt)

72 I'm still crushed that there will be no rioting in Milwaukee.


so. damn. disappointed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)

It was never going to happen. The DNC was never going to allow it. But I will wait to collect on my bet with Guevera.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (FBu6l)

73 Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create zhis own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers

This would be awesome. Comic relief every night when Biden tries to pronounce Wuhan, figure out where he is, and what year it is. And it would put him and his "advisors" (puppeteers) on record with their lame, stupid ideas, instead of allowing them to plagiraze Trump's good ideas after the fact.

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

74 Max Boot is gay?

Posted by: Ass Chum at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (q1SZO)

75 Intern Murderin' Three Wives Joe Scarborough says you can't be a conservative and support Trump.

Someone 'splain to me how Banjo Boy is a conservative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

76 60 The 2 big hospitals in my town are both laying off staff. The city is on lockdown, and the hospitals are empty.
Posted by: Tom Servo

we are having a rough time NOT laying off folks.
the three major hospitals in the city are empty. this is seriously fucked up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (d7Ww2)

77 >>> I'm still crushed that there will be no rioting in Milwaukee.

Maybe the governor of Wisconsin can do something stupid and spark a riot in Madison.

Posted by: fluffy at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (NGm/n)

78 But Muh Principles!!!!

Posted by: I'd laugh, but this absurdist comedy we are living through is wearing thin at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (7/8LE)

79 Justin Amish. I have never heard of this guy. Ever.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (o2MD2)
---
Not everybody's butt boil is a top story.

(Truthfully: I once enthusiastically voted for the guy. He was a sort of Tea Party Waver.)

Posted by: Witchen Witchmer at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe)

80 I remember Jonah Goldberg acting as if anyone was crazy who said it was a binary choice in 2016. And said it with a sneer in his voice.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (I849g)

81 Max Boot is gay?
Posted by: Ass Chum at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (q1SZO)


Do bears shit in the woods?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Cant use PayPal.

Posted by: Ass Chum at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (q1SZO)

83 *apopleptic*

okay, I'm hard.

Posted by: socalcon at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (Roy2Z)

84 It's bad of me to wish the neverTrumpers would die penniless and screaming in horror and pain.
I know it is.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

85
Remember Il Duce, anyone?

Yeah.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (+9oO3)

86 Hey Biden agreed to let me smell his fingers if I got him some votes!

Posted by: Max Boot at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (WdocV)

87 By the way, exactly how small were the donors?

Posted by: Caliban at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (QE8X6)

88 Intern Murderin' Three Wives Joe Scarborough says you can't be a conservative and support Trump.

Someone 'splain to me how Banjo Boy is a conservative.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (ptqGC)
---
In related news RuPaul explains How to be Butch.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (Eicbe)

89 amash's father and mother are palestinian and Syrian, respectively

nttawwt

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (iTXRQ)

90 hawkpilot's co-workers on video conference

You must by psychotic. I actually am on a teleconference. They're babbling on about an installation manual, it doesn't have anything to do with me, but I can't leave. I may start drinking...

Posted by: hawkpilot at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (luWin)

91 I've gone #binaryforBiden

Posted by: Max Boof at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (tVQUs)

92

I wonder if I can do something like "The Sting" and set up my own NeverTrump operation to swindle the NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (pS94+)

93 It's almost like our punditry is designed to lead us to their own desired yet not stated result.


Is it just globalism, statism, or a combination of the two?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

94 "Meanwhile, MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle wonders if Joe Biden should create
zhis own shadow government, shadow cabinet, shadow SWAT TEAM to
counteract Trump's COVID 19 pressers"


Yes, he should. And they can meet in the double secret Trump Haters Clubhouse in the empty lot down he street. Preview of the first secret meeting:

https://tinyurl.com/uczxp72

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (MxEKc)

95 I remember Jonah Goldberg acting as if anyone was crazy who said it was a
binary choice in 2016. And said it with a sneer in his voice.

___

In 2016 I wasn't binary. Unfortunately in 2020 my wife is. Curse you Paulo!


Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (WdocV)

96
I like rememberin' stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (+9oO3)

97 remember this number 921,790

Posted by: socalcon at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (Roy2Z)

98 Sup' MAGAs.

Posted by: Kyle Larson at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (r+sAi)

99

Whoever Justin Amash is...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (8fB/R)

100


Binary, as in Learn to Code?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (lg/F7)

101
The 2 big hospitals in my town are both laying off staff. The city is on lockdown, and the hospitals are empty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 04:49 PM (trdmm)


The largest medical practice in our county is about to lay off 300 medical and administrative staff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

102 I'm part of the real movement---- Non-Conservatives for Trump.

Posted by: Ass Chum at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (q1SZO)

103 >>> okay, I'm hard.

Wrong tab?

Posted by: fluffy at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (NGm/n)

104 85
Remember Il Duce, anyone?

Yeah.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (+9oO3)


"The Duce you say!"

- - Claretta "my world is suddenly upside down" Petacci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (pS94+)

105 My friggin County says we won't hit our "peak" China flu till mid May early June... In this whole county we have had 2 deaths, and one was from one of the cruise ships.. We have 158 cases and we have over 500 thousand in our county... This is absolutely ridiculous...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (5bxa0)

106 Max Boot should choke on a massive bag of dicks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (gLvCH)

107
I wonder if I can do something like "The Sting" and set up my own NeverTrump operation to swindle the NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (pS94+)


Start a website.

Call it the Conservative Case.

PROFIT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Anyone ask Jonah about what the National Review had to said about Biden in 1988 when Biden was MUCH more politically conservative then now?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (WdocV)

109 remember this number 921,790

No.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (YYlyE)

110 What the republicans did to the Tea Party was treachery. Don't know about y'all but I ain't forgot.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (XhWtx)

111
What are the odds that Fredo Cuomo never had the Chinese-Lung-AIDS but he just announced it as a ratings boost during contract negotiations? Also, does wondering this make me a conspiracy theorist?

Posted by: Richard Head at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (rQ/Vt)

112 Max Boot should choke on a massive bag of dicks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (gLvCH)


He does.

Nightly.

At the glory hole in the rest top at exit 24 off I-94.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

113 I have I mention pelosi is a vile dried up cunt today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (85Gof)

114 Watch these cockroaches scatter when they encounter an armed homeowner.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wmbrdba

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (YYlyE)

115 >- - Claretta "my world is suddenly upside down" Petacci


"These gravity boots suck."
-Il Duce

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)

116 Max Boot is gay?
Posted by: Ass Chum at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM (q1SZO)

Do bears shit in the woods?


Explains his stance.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (nRWPy)

117 The 2 big hospitals in my town are both laying off staff. The city is on lockdown, and the hospitals are empty.
Posted by: Tom Servo

we are having a rough time NOT laying off folks.
the three major hospitals in the city are empty. this is seriously fucked up.
====
I did hear from an insurance guy yesterday that a lot of the big national MD staffing companies are laying off doctors. ER doctors even.

Most people have stopped or cut way down on driving. So much less going out to bars drinking and driving etc. so fewer accidents.

No elective surgeries. So a lot of orthopedic surgeons and anesthesiologists sitting around.

No as much for radiologists to do either.

Its getting weird.

Posted by: I'd laugh, but this absurdist comedy we are living through is wearing thin at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (mH0UT)

118
- - Claretta "my world is suddenly upside down" Petacci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



I visually acknowledge the thing you did. Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (+9oO3)

119 What are the odds that Fredo Cuomo never had the Chinese-Lung-AIDS but
he just announced it as a ratings boost during contract negotiations
___

Ok, I'll admit it was just a case of the clap. I mean what can you do? A couple of the guys at the gym get it, they, uh spot you, and then you've got it.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (WdocV)

120 Intern Murderin' Three Wives Joe Scarborough says you can't be a conservative and support Trump.


You can't be a conservative and care what Joe Scarborough (who works for Leftism Central) says.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

121 these cucks
can't stop cucking

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (G546f)

122 What the republicans did to the Tea Party was treachery. Don't know about y'all but I ain't forgot.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (XhWtx)
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Neither did I, which is why I'm not registered and why I'm ready for a split party any day.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (Eicbe)

123 Sup' MAGAs.
Posted by: Kyle Larson at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (r+sAi)


I LOL'd.

He prolly should've used that as his excuse.

I SAID MAGA!!!!! MAGA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

124 With a good mailing list and lots of direct mail, the world is your oyster!

Remember, these marks are like sheep - if you don't fleece them, someone else will!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project! at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (I2/tG)

125 "they realize they will never grift another Republican dime"

Correct that to Conservative (genuine) instead of Republican.

Still a lot of fake phony frauds out there claiming the title of Republican but are def not conservative.

I think we really need to either redefine Conservative (hard to get it to stick with the Fake Media and all) or come up with a new label.

That's what the Whigs had to do and they did it at a convention. We should consider it this year. Good timing. A new direction or more definitive. It can't be Trumpers or anything like that tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (OikrH)

126 I used Max's hat to wipe the shit off my nice shiny fur.

Posted by: Da bear in da wooda at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (q1SZO)

127 But now I think they realize they will never grift another Republican dime, and so all future grifts will come only from Democrats (and of course China-connected corporations), so now they have to show Democrats that they are All-In for Democrats.
+++++++++++++
I have to disagree with you on this one, boss.

After this election, no one will fund them for any reason. Right now, they are getting money from the Left (as they likely have been for some time), but that expires on November 3rd. Why shouldn't it?

If they're successful and Trump loses, the next president (if Biden is the candidate, that person will probably Valerie Jarrett again) is going to go whole-hog and impose lots of things like mandatory vote-by-mail, open borders, consolidate power within the deep state, etc. I think that if Trump loses this year, no future election is going to matter much. Their consolidation of power is going to be a titanic exercise. As such, they won't need a captive, mewling, hated opposition like the NT crowd. The spice will stop flowing.

If they're not successful and Trump gets re-elected this year, then they are failures. No one needs a captive opposition that is a bunch of hated mewlers like the NT crowd. The spice will stop flowing.

I think that no matter what happens in November, these people are done for. They won't be needed if Trump loses, and will be proven useless if Trump wins. At best for them, a Trump defeat buys them six months for "transition" propaganda but not much more than that. All of these people have a future of panhandling under bridges regardless of the election ouctome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (hYcqw)

128 "Please see my unique take on why both the binary and non-binary factions are both wrong." -- Jonah "Binary-Blame" Goldberg

Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (7O3zK)

129 Susan Sarandon was a big Jill Stein supporter. Maybe she and her fellow travelers are planning on supporting another version of Jill?

Posted by: EveR at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (ZZDMQ)

130 The Pandemic has been cancelled for lack of interest.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

131 107
I wonder if I can do something like "The Sting" and set up my own NeverTrump operation to swindle the NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (pS94+)

Start a website.

Call it the Conservative Case.

PROFIT!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

"Dear True Conservative one:

I am K.K Tepson of the Conservative Case For blog. Recently I have been veshesly attack by the Ace of Spades. Please send me $100000US via Western Union to cover all modalities and we will make sure his shelving collapses and Trump loses. Remain blessed."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (pS94+)

132 I like rememberin' stuff.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (+9oO3)
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I envy you.

Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (Eicbe)

133 What the republicans did to the Tea Party was treachery. Don't know about y'all but I ain't forgot.


Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2020 04:53 PM (XhWtx)


I won't forget, and I won't forget McCain vilifying us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

134 I like rememberin' stuff.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I wish I could remember remembering stuff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

135 ***Dons Smart Booth Hat***


In a world without Cuckus Hyenaus, at whom shall we laugh?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (vs2ae)

136 Posted by: The Lincoln Project! at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (I2/tG)


Those sheep won't f**k themselves. Or shear themselves either.

Posted by: jakee308 at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (OikrH)

137 As such, they won't need a captive, mewling, hated opposition like the NT crowd. The spice will stop flowing.

___

Hey as long as the truck stops are open by then I've still got my side gig at least.

Posted by: Max Boot at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (WdocV)

138 Laying off medical workers because hospitals and clinics are empty is the biggest piece of evidence that our experts are chicken littles that should be prosecuted for negligent homicide of our country.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (FKi9J)

139 We love Justin Amash. We're what the kids would call Amash stans. We love him because we actually read the Constitution and have Principles. Most of us want Justin Amash to father our children. But, this time around, Justin Amash shouldn't run.

Posted by: The Blurb for the Bulwark Article Charlie Sykes Linked at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (tVQUs)

140 129 Susan Sarandon was a big Jill Stein supporter. Maybe she and her fellow travelers are planning on supporting another version of Jill?
Posted by: EveR at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (ZZDMQ)


Stein will come... Or not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (pS94+)

141 pelosi released more vile shit today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (85Gof)

142 Max Boot wears his hat at a jaunty angle.

Repeat:

Max Boot wears his hat at a jaunty angle.

The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 04:46 PM (ptqGC)


The chair is red, paint it Black. Repeat...The chair is red, paint it Black.

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (9Wk1C)

143
If Jill Stein is half the clever grifter I think she is, she'll recognize and seize upon the vacuum created by the swindler Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (+9oO3)

144 Does a bear shit in a hat and call it Max Boot?

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (Eicbe)

145 "Dear True Conservative one:

I am K.K Tepson of the Conservative Case For blog. Recently I have been veshesly attack by the Ace of Spades. Please send me $100000US via Western Union to cover all modalities and we will make sure his shelving collapses and Trump loses. Remain blessed."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:56 PM (pS94+)


DAT boy got TALENT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

146 pelosi released more vile shit today.

And showed us her ice cream stash

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (5bxa0)

147
The Iranian Mullah Regime just announced it has developed a magnetic device that can identify any person infected with COVID19 within a 100 meter radius of said device. I wonder they can identify Juice with that device also, lol.

Posted by: Richard Head at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (rQ/Vt)

148 111--
No, it doesn't. He had Dr. Sanjay Gupta "read" his lung xrays on air and several Doctors commented on twitter his lungs were entirely clear.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (AD3JT)

149 And showed us her ice cream stash
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (5bxa0)

Yup talk about tone deaf

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (85Gof)

150 *apopleptic*

okay, I'm hard.

Posted by: socalcon at April 15, 2020 04:51 PM (Roy2Z)


*looks up definition of apopleptic*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (Z4rgH)

151 141 pelosi released more vile shit today.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (85Gof)


I saw the stainless freezer and instantly fantasized "Morgue."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (pS94+)

152 The Iranian Mullah Regime just announced it has developed a magnetic device that can identify any person infected with COVID19
___

That should go well will my 9 mm Covid cure. Wonder if they'll trade it to me for some uranium?

Posted by: Rocket Man at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (WdocV)

153
Fine, in that case do what Democrat Vernon Jones did and switch to Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (G51Gf)

154 The 2 big hospitals in my town are both laying off staff. The city is on lockdown, and the hospitals are empty.

Posted by: Tom Servo



we are having a rough time NOT laying off folks.

the three major hospitals in the city are empty. this is seriously fucked up.


Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 04:50 PM

---

The hospital near me just laid off 40 people and is over $600,000 behind on their County taxes.

They are talking about closing everything except the ER because nobody is coming in and all non emergency stuff has been cancelled.


It's gonna get worse.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (JUOKG)

155 Between the cuckshed and Amash, I can't tell which cheapens the other. This is some Zen master koan shit right here.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (t+qrx)

156

I have no doubt whatsoever fredo cuomo lied about having the chinese flu.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (+9oO3)

157 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
5pm EDT (nowish)
PDT

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (M5wRT)

158 It won't be Biden.

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (c9OwI)

159 Remember the modalities when making your pitch to the marks!

Posted by: The Lincoln Project - Code 234! at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (I2/tG)

160 To be fair, the Tea Party helped with their own demise. Or at least the original Tea Party got hijacked.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (FKi9J)

161 152 The Iranian Mullah Regime just announced it has developed a magnetic device that can identify any person infected with COVID19
___

That should go well will my 9 mm Covid cure. Wonder if they'll trade it to me for some uranium?
Posted by: Rocket Man at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (WdocV)


$19.99 from K-Tel... Khomeini-Tel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (pS94+)

162 Soon, the NTs, like the Vichy French before them, will no longer be regarded as even useful idiots to the Left and will be discarded faster then Michael Moore's first burrito wrapper.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (HmZuC)

163 FYI the SBA PPP loan $349B fund is just about all reserved.

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

164 Let them eat ice cream!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (hYcqw)

165 "Reed Galen's Summit Strategic Communications collecting $921,790, Ron Steslow's TUSK Digital paid $140,814, and Jennifer Horn paid $17,930"

............

Get outta town! They are profiting on this sham non-profit organization??? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!

We should abolish all laws that benefit political organizations. All of them!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (CjFDo)

166 Meanwhile, at Reason, they are debating which Libertarian candidate will suck less.

Maybe find a candidate with no mouth?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (Z4rgH)

167
1 cfxg
Posted by: hawkpilot

=====

Plagiarist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (G51Gf)

168 delayed til 5:30 EDT

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
· 10m
White House news conference today at 5:30 P.M. Eastern. Thank you!

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (M5wRT)

169 I have no doubt whatsoever fredo cuomo lied about having the chinese flu.
___

Ok, so I was half honest with you guys. The chinese part is right. But the second word is actually dick.

Sorry for the confusion...but I do love cream of sum yung gui

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (WdocV)

170
Posted by: hogmartin

Nice work, today.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (+9oO3)

171 The Lincoln Project; so named because it helps people like Ron Sterlow and Jennifer Horn afford new Lincoln Navigators.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (tVQUs)

172 I think that if Trump loses this year, no future election is going to matter much. Their consolidation of power is going to be a titanic exercise.
=======
Trump wins - they try to take him out the old fashioned way.

Trump loses - this place will be Bartertown before the next election.

they don't care. They'll be satisfied if everyone is working the pig shi+ farms as long as they are still running Bartertown.

They will aggressively move to decimate the military immediately. That'll not sit well. Well, you can figure out the rest.

Posted by: I'd laugh, but this absurdist comedy we are living through is wearing thin at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (quO2B)

173 Boot and Sykes; two TOWERS of intellect and political insight.

Posted by: zeera Moron Author at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (zUdXR)

174 The hospital near me just laid off 40 people and is over $600,000 behind on their County taxes.

They are talking about closing everything except the ER because nobody is coming in and all non emergency stuff has been cancelled.


It's gonna get worse.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (JUOKG)



But COVID IS GOING TO FLOOD THE HOSPITALS!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

175 Who would have thought that a pandemic would cause mass layoffs of medical personnel?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (I2/tG)

176 156

I have no doubt whatsoever fredo cuomo lied about having the chinese flu.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (+9oO3)


At least Kathy Griffin made herself up to look waxy and corpse-like. Like she does for New Years Eve on Xi-NN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (pS94+)

177 I feel like the country is smashing it's thumb with a hammer every single day.
It hurts, but not enough to put down the hammer.

Posted by: I'd love to turn you in at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (Tnijr)

178 The Lincoln Project is the Conservative version of the Bernie Sanders Campaign.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (tVQUs)

179 How many NT are there actually?

If anything, Trump's Presidency has changed many minds, making these particular assholes look more dumb daily. They resonate like a scream in space.

This is like a horse salesman telling people in 1950 that this whole 'automobile' thing won't last.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (vs2ae)

180 Joe Charlatan thinks that the Democrat who this year denounced his most conservative positions that he has long held, best conserves conservatism.

Hey, let's wander out in the wilderness!

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (Eicbe)

181 Let them eat ice cream!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (hYcqw)

Or they could...

Posted by: Eat My Ass Like Groceries at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (pUwNX)

182 Mark Knoller
@markknoller
·
1h
Former Pres Carter critical of

And that's when I would quit reading a sentence.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (M5wRT)

183 have no doubt whatsoever fredo cuomo lied about having the chinese flu.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 04:59 PM (+9oO3)


Not defending the Mook in any way, but possibly he was asymptomatic?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (9Wk1C)

184 The Iranian Mullah Regime just announced it has developed a magnetic device that can identify any person infected with COVID19

What, they are all out of forked sticks?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (Z4rgH)

185 ALL HANDS ON DICK!

Posted by: True Conservatives at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (IwDj9)

186 97 remember this number 921,790
Posted by: socalcon at April 15, 2020 04:52 PM (Roy2Z)

This is about Bitcoin, isn't it?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (l4C/z)

187 It takes a lot of courage for Tank Abrams to want the VP with Joe. What if he makes unwanted advances? What if he gets his hand stuck, and they need a rescue team?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (C1Lsn)

188 I don't know which is funnier, that they think they make sense or that they think anyone cares.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (bDqIh)

189 But COVID IS GOING TO FLOOD THE HOSPITALS!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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OF COURSE THE HOSPITALS WOULD BE EMPTY, WACKOS!! REASONS!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:03 PM (Eicbe)

190 @markknoller
Former Pres Carter critical of

And that's when I would quit reading a sentence.
Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (M5wRT)
+++++++++++++++
I dream of a day when former presidents shut the fuck up. Bush has largely done this, to his credit - unlike Carter, Clinton and Obama.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:03 PM (hYcqw)

191 The Iranian Mullah Regime just announced it has developed a magnetic device that can identify any person infected with COVID19
===
Well looky there uncle Jed, them fellows got themselves a dowsing rod!!!

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, WHO representative at April 15, 2020 05:03 PM (mH0UT)

192 Jill Stein should recognize Biden is a lost cause, and run fourth party ... or third party with Amash ... assuming old Joe is still standing by then. Joe's VP choice will basically be seen as the potus in waiting.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2020 05:03 PM (Cus5s)

193
Not defending the Mook in any way, but possibly he was asymptomatic?

Posted by: Traveling Man


Oh no, he complained of symptoms and a fever he "can't shake."

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:03 PM (+9oO3)

194 All these hospitals empty... they WANT a crisis... and so many stage actors out of work!

Surely, they can bring those actors in to play COVID patients.

Sad that they just pad the numbers on paper without providing jobs to out-of-work actors for some heart-wrenching visuals!

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:03 PM (c9OwI)

195 2 US sailors on French carrier test positive for COVID-19


?? LOL

A) That french carrier is still sea worthy?
B) we have 50 Sailors on it in an exchange program
C) As I understand it they are more likely to die from the radiation leaks on the Charles DeGaull

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:03 PM (85Gof)

196 187 It takes a lot of courage for Tank Abrams to want the VP with Joe. What if he makes unwanted advances? What if he gets his hand stuck, and they need a rescue team?
Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (C1Lsn)


Even Joe Biden isn't braindead enough to want a hunk of that lipid mass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (pS94+)

197 All is fair in love, sex and politics, - except politics is binary.

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (95j/9)

198 Former Pres Carter critical of

--

Oh, of

I read that wrong.

Oh well.

Posted by: True Conservatives at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (IwDj9)

199 Meanwhile, at Reason, they are debating which Libertarian candidate will suck less.

Maybe find a candidate with no mouth?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (Z4rgH)
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And small nasal passages.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (Eicbe)

200 I am getting damn tired of the texts wanting me to sign some 'petition'.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (XhWtx)

201 189 But COVID IS GOING TO FLOOD THE HOSPITALS!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

It's hysterical bullshit. I hate these fuckers. I really do.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

202 Darned socks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (IwDj9)

203 Who would have thought that a pandemic would cause mass layoffs of medical personnel?
Posted by: The ARC of History!

---

What is 'events only possible due to government interference' for $800 Alex?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (Y4EXg)

204 But COVID IS GOING TO FLOOD THE HOSPITALS!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11!!

Oregon has stopped all elective procedures (which include things like cancer surgery and many heart procedures) to deal with the incredible strain of admitting fifteen people a day with CCP virus to the hospitals.

Oregon's medical system is about to crack!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (I2/tG)

205 and the endorsement from The Lincoln (Grifting) Project just dropped -- in the Washington Post, of course.

See update, if you like.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (PbpT7)

206 What if he gets his hand stuck, and they need a rescue team?

Just spit out my wine!! Thanks.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 05:04 PM (dUJdY)

207 I think we really need to either redefine
Conservative (hard to get it to stick with the Fake Media and all) or
come up with a new label.

That's what the Whigs had to do and
they did it at a convention. We should consider it this year. Good
timing. A new direction or more definitive. It can't be Trumpers or
anything like that tho.


Posted by: jakee308 at April 15, 2020 04:55 PM (OikrH)

________


Great idea. My first thought was what would annoy the Left the most -- maybe the AmericaFirst Party?

Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (7O3zK)

208

Grifters can be of any political party.

Mostly it is about their grift, however.

The political party is just an engine to gather grift.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (sy5kK)

209 OT: Those how were in on the Red Velvet cake saga yesterday, the second attempt was MUCH better. In fact it is almost all gone already!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (UUBmN)

210 Amash should get Marianne Williamson as his running mate. They'd be the perfect combination of earnestness, wholesomeness and stupidity.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (WdocV)

211 Binary only means they take 1 cock in their 0 hole.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)


Your maybe...mine? It's like this .

Posted by: Abiss at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (Y8DtA)

212 Meanwhile, at Reason, they are debating which Libertarian candidate will suck less.

--

Wasn't there a Libertarian Party candidate in 2016 who, like, didn't know where Germany was dude or something similar?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (IwDj9)

213 146 pelosi released more vile shit today.

And showed us her ice cream stash
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (5bxa0)

That shit is literally 10$ a pint and they had to close down twice due to listeria.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)

214 188 I don't know which is funnier, that they think they make sense or that they think anyone cares.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 05:02 PM (bDqIh)


They're like Frazier and Niles, sulking after being humiliated at the wine club and starting their own wine club, that no one wants to be a member of.

Except the Crane boys are lovable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (pS94+)

215 I did hear from an insurance guy yesterday that a
lot of the big national MD staffing companies are laying off doctors.
ER doctors even.



Most people have stopped or cut way down on driving. So much less
going out to bars drinking and driving etc. so fewer accidents.



No elective surgeries. So a lot of orthopedic surgeons and anesthesiologists sitting around.



No as much for radiologists to do either.



Its getting weird.



Posted by: I'd laugh, but this absurdist comedy we are living through is wearing thin at April 15, 2020 04:54 PM (mH0UT)

What blows my mind is how it is somehow not possible for certain things to happen at hospitals just because. For example, one of the closest hospitals near me could absolutely do mammograms due to the layout of the place. But nope. So when women are allowed to get regular screenings again they'll be backed up for months.

Posted by: Vendette at April 15, 2020 05:06 PM (nRNOc)

216
I think that no matter what happens in November, these people are done for. They won't be needed if Trump loses, and will be proven useless if Trump wins. At best for them, a Trump defeat buys them six months for "transition" propaganda but not much more than that. All of these people have a future of panhandling under bridges regardless of the election ouctome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

........

Naahh.. they will always be needed by MSNBC and CNN as trusted "Conservative pundits" as guest commentators.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2020 05:06 PM (CjFDo)

217 Meanwhile, at Reason, they are debating which Libertarian candidate will suck less.

Maybe find a candidate with no mouth?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (Z4rgH)

How's about you nominate this Al Eppo guy I've been hearing about so much?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at April 15, 2020 05:06 PM (tVQUs)

218 OT: Those how were in on the Red Velvet cake saga yesterday, the second attempt was MUCH better. In fact it is almost all gone already!
Posted by: lin-duh

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Please smash what remains into your USB port!

Thanks!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 05:06 PM (Y4EXg)

219 How, in the name of all that is Holy, can you have a global pandemic, thousands dying, and be closing hospitals?

Once again the 'Ol BS meter is pegged.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)

220 pelosi released more vile shit today.

And showed us her ice cream stash
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 04:57 PM (5bxa0)

That shit is literally 10$ a pint and they had to close down twice due to listeria.
======

Poor thing. I hope she didn't get a bad batch....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 15, 2020 05:06 PM (iydjf)

221 I, for one, can't think of a more sacred Christian principle than skinny dipping in front of The Help.

THIS GUY is the guy that they are going to push?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (Eicbe)

222 >>They're like Frazier and Niles, sulking after being humiliated at the wine club and starting their own wine club, that no one wants to be a member of.


LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

223 Do political endorsements matter anymore? I'm almost 29 and I've never voted for someone because someone else endorsed them.


The only endorsements that matter to me are Amazon reviews.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (vs2ae)

224 The Reason debates: conducted at 2am in a dorm room, with lots of weed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (l4C/z)

225 Naahh.. they will always be needed by MSNBC and CNN as trusted "Conservative pundits" as guest commentators.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2020 05:06 PM (CjFDo)
+++++++++++++
That's a possibility. They will not have their own outlets anymore, though. I wonder if "occasional punching bag for MSNBC" pays enough to cover the bills.

I hope not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (hYcqw)

226 I'm sick of all this shit.

Posted by: Barking Sphincter at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (pUwNX)

227 When oh when, are we going to reign in these absurd political "non-profits?"
Yeah, I know, I know. #twoweeks

What a scam!
I swear, if I were 20 years younger --- (which I guess would make me 9, eh?) --- I'd be looking to set up one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (M/9m0)

228 Meanwhile, at Reason, they are debating which Libertarian candidate will suck less.

Maybe find a candidate with no mouth?
Posted by: GnuBreed

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Hard times for Libertarians now that pot is legal.

Pot-head: "But I agree with OTHER Libertarian stances, like... like... um... Get back to me. Hey! Where's my free government-run everything? In fact, I'd REALLY like to have the government supply my weed!"

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (c9OwI)

229 I like rememberin' stuff.
Posted by: Soothsayer


**********

Thanks for that.

Posted by: Bob Hope at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (m45I2)

230
Incidentally, you all do know that Fredo Cuomo wears a wig, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (+9oO3)

231 Wasn't there a Libertarian Party candidate in 2016 who, like, didn't know where Germany was dude or something similar?
***

Ah yes, Al Leppo with his running mate Wenito Weldilini - the least libertarian candidate to ever by a standard bearer for their party.


Though the man could hold his liquor.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (WdocV)

232 Nice work, today.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (+9oO3)


Aw, thanks, but I didn't do anything.

Jane D'oh has mentioned that Gretch has doubled down or something, but I haven't been following any news. It's snowing here, because she is basically the witch from the Narnia stories.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (t+qrx)

233 My brain is asymptomatic.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (uEbPt)

234 That shit is literally 10$ a pint and they had to close down twice due to listeria.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)
+++++++++++
What ice cream runs $80/gal?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (hYcqw)

235 230
Incidentally, you all do know that Fredo Cuomo wears a wig, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (+9oO3)



Hair Club for HairShirts?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (pS94+)

236 What blows my mind is how it is somehow not possible for certain things to happen at hospitals just because. For example, one of the closest hospitals near me could absolutely do mammograms due to the layout of the place. But nope. So when women are allowed to get regular screenings again they'll be backed up for months.
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its almost as if someone designed a way to break down giant hospital corporations and put them in a position to be beggars looking for a government handout . . .

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, WHO representative at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (ioyCG)

237 Most people have stopped or cut way down on driving. So much less
going out to bars drinking and driving etc. so fewer accidents.

Posted by: I'd laugh, but this absurdist comedy we are living through is wearing thin

So much so, Allstate is giving us a 15% rebate for the months of April & May..

They are not having to pay out for car accidents.

I just filled my tank yesterday for the first time in over a month!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (CjFDo)

238 "Meanwhile, at Reason, they are debating which Libertarian candidate will suck less"

So just like the Dem primaries?


Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (MxEKc)

239 Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

I've never heard of him.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (88xKn)

240 hello. are we all dead yet?

Posted by: IC at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

241 My kid's endocrinologist is still seeing patients. But the parking at the hospital, which is usually packed, was nearly empty.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

242 OF COURSE THE HOSPITALS WOULD BE EMPTY, WINGNUTZ...BECAUSE....
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Updating (90%)...
Please do not reboot your computer.
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Posted by: Prog Who Can Explain It All at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (Eicbe)

243 well Ace THAT was a depressing update

honestly I'm at the point where I think it's past time for PDJT to let Kellyanne loose

something just not right there

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (j9HX3)

244 Those how were in on the Red Velvet cake saga yesterday, the second attempt was MUCH better. In fact it is almost all gone already!

I didn't get any

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (dUJdY)

245 My brain is asymptomatic perforated.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (uEbPt)
+++++++++++
FIFY, Joe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)

246 234 That shit is literally 10$ a pint and they had to close down twice due to listeria.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)
+++++++++++
What ice cream runs $80/gal?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (hYcqw)


The one that only graft can buy, prole!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (pS94+)

247 Do political endorsements matter anymore? I'm almost 29 and I've never voted for someone because someone else endorsed them.

___

Hey we should vote for Joe Biden!

Posted by: Sixteen year olds everywhere after Taylor Swift tells them Joe Biden is the one for them at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (WdocV)

248 245 My brain is asymptomatic perforated.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (uEbPt)
+++++++++++
FIFY, Joe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (hYcqw)


BSE: Biden Spongiform Encephalopathy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (pS94+)

249 Meanwhile, at Reason, they are debating which Libertarian candidate will suck less"

So just like the Dem primaries?


Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (MxEKc)
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That's why Kamala had to drop out.

Posted by: Prog Who Can Explain It All at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (Eicbe)

250 That shit is literally 10$ a pint and they had to close down twice due to listeria.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)


I love the fragrance of listeria. It grew wild where I live in Arizona.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:10 PM (axyOa)

251 USAA is also giving car insurance rebates

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:10 PM (85Gof)

252
Aw, thanks, but I didn't do anything.

Posted by: hogmartin



You Showed Up. That's everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:10 PM (+9oO3)

253
At least Kathy Griffin made herself up to look waxy and corpse-like. Like she does for New Years Eve on Xi-NN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (pS94+)


Xi-NN.

The simplest comments are the most profound.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2020 05:10 PM (sy5kK)

254 Oh, and Ben Shapiro annoys me.

Posted by: Vendette at April 15, 2020 05:10 PM (nRNOc)

255 Graeter's ice cream sells for almost nine bucks a pint in Tribeca. In cincy, its like 2.50 a pint.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, WHO representative at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (TBavc)

256 239 Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

I've never heard of him.
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (88xKn)


Male counterpart to Rancida Taliban, but he kept his "IKEEELYOU" more or less on the down-low.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (pS94+)

257 >>Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

Republican Rep from Michigan.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

258 229 I like rememberin' stuff.
Posted by: Soothsayer


**********

Thanks for that.
Posted by: Bob Hope at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (m45I2)

LOL

Ah....I'm old

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (l4C/z)

259 I love the fragrance of listeria. It grew wild where I live in Arizona.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:10 PM (axyOa)


I still have a very nice sweater from my great aunt Listeria.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (t+qrx)

260 I'm going to vote for Joe Biden! Joe Scarredburro said he's the best at conserving conservatism!

Posted by: No Conservative, Ever at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (Eicbe)

261 I don't want to wish covid on anyone, but if I did, Boot would be on the list. Fortunately, his opinions are likely to sway exactly eight voters.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (8erNz)

262
What ice cream runs $80/gal?



They feed the vanilla beans to a civet and then pick them out of it's poop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

263
What's a hairshirt, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (+9oO3)

264 247 Do political endorsements matter anymore? I'm almost 29 and I've never voted for someone because someone else endorsed them.

___

Hey we should vote for Joe Biden!

Posted by: Sixteen year olds everywhere after Taylor Swift tells them Joe Biden is the one for them at April 15, 2020 05:09 PM (WdocV



I would have voted, but I got high.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (vs2ae)

265 253 Xi-NN.

The simplest comments are the most profound.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2020 05:10 PM (sy5kK)


Would love to take credit for that one, but I believe it was a Don Jr. brainwave.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (pS94+)

266 Male counterpart to Rancida Taliban, but he kept his "IKEEELYOU" more or less on the down-low.

You forgot 'Chinese grifter'.

Posted by: JEM at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (8erNz)

267 USAA is also giving car insurance rebates
Posted by: Nevergiveup

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Erie is too for commercial and auto contracts.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (Y4EXg)

268 Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

I've never heard of him.
Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (88xKn)
+++++++++++++++
TL;DR He's an asshole.

HoR rep from Michigan. Hypothetical Republican for a while (I think he ran as a tea party type) before turning coat and throwing in with the other team. Last year, we switched his party affiliation to "Independent" and accelerated his voting against Republicans in the House. He called for impeaching Trump, and was the only "non-Democrat" to vote for the Articles late last year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (hYcqw)

269 Do political endorsements matter anymore? I'm almost 29 and I've never voted for someone because someone else endorsed them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (vs2ae)

You'd be surprised by how many people will mindlessly follow their favorite celebrity.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (tVQUs)

270 257 >>Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

Republican Rep from Michigan.



And proud partner of the Chinese Prosperity Sphere.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

271 Who the hell is Justin Amash??
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"Libertarian" poser.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (Eicbe)

272 "What's a hairshirt, again?"


$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: I'd love to turn you in at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (Tnijr)

273 "Remember?"

Like an elephant. Not the GOP symbol, no, but a real freakin' elephant.

Etched in memory like Mayan glyphs in a pyramid. Synapses fused like an information superhighway.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (6eEQ+)

274 Why the Hell do these NeverTrumpers even bother to keep up the pretense of being conservative at all?

I guess they think of themselves as brave soldiers in a remote outpost fighting for what is right.

They can't be stupid enough to think any conservative with a single brain cell pays any attention to them other than contempt.

Why not just admit they are converts to the Democrat party?

They might have more credibility (marginally) if they said "I'm a convert. Here's why. And here are some thoughts on how the Democrat party could broaden its base and be more relevant."

Posted by: RM at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (U3LtS)

275 Xi-NN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:01 PM (pS94+)

Fvcking awesome. *sheds single tear*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (x8Wzq)

276
And isn't it weird that "hirsute" women, aka hairy girls, are a thing on the internets.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (+9oO3)

277 >>What's a hairshirt, again?

A shirt. Made from hair.

Says so right there in the name.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

278 Saw gas $1.59 today. Wish I had a large storage tank.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (MxEKc)

279 I swear to god I am going to not have any female meatspace friends after this "event"

a couple we've known for EVER - both Republicans - active in state politics - live in Michigan

so I reached out today to see what they thought of the protest

they BOTH voted for Whitmer! they LOVE her! they are all in on the Panic.

kill me

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (j9HX3)

280 That's why Kamala had to drop out.

___

I'll say. Golf ball through a garden hose. And she's got two other talents too!


Posted by: Willie Brown at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (WdocV)

281 263
What's a hairshirt, again?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (+9oO3)


Someone who espouses a severely austere lifestyle, but my usage for Fredo was sarcastic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (pS94+)

282
Why does every fetish have to be disgusting?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (+9oO3)

283 Erie is too for commercial and auto contracts.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (Y4EXg)

Time of renewal, though (like many other companies are doing). So for me, November.

Posted by: Vendette at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (nRNOc)

284 TL;DR He's an asshole.

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Sorry, I think the judges were looking for "He is asshoe".

No points.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (Eicbe)

285 I've never heard of him.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (88xKn)

Small fish in a little nevertrump pond. I don't recognize his name for anything other than that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (KnJdm)

286 239 Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

I've never heard of him.
Posted by: dantesed

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I think he wears a straw hat, drives a buggy, and talks in German.

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (c9OwI)

287 255 Graeter's ice cream sells for almost nine bucks a pint in Tribeca. In cincy, its like 2.50 a pint.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, WHO representative at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (TBavc)

Graeters is the most awesome ice cream out there. Now that they sell it in Wisconsin I avoid going down the ice cream aisle.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (d6Ksn)

288 "What's a hairshirt, again?"


$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: I'd love to turn you in at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (Tnijr)

Austin Powers' chest toupee.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (x8Wzq)

289 278 Saw gas $1.59 today. Wish I had a large storage tank.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (MxEKc)



"Yo!"

- - "Governor" Tank Abrams

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (pS94+)

290
So Bernie Sanders is a hairshirt?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:13 PM (+9oO3)

291 Amash couldn't win his old seat here if he got all the Democrats to vote for him.

Before lockup I was at a non-political gathering where his name was mentioned. Laughter.

Posted by: Grand Rapids at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (Xo3T0)

292 Why does every fetish have to be disgusting?


Disgust is part of the kink!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

293 I saw the stainless freezer and instantly fantasized "Morgue."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (pS94+)

Huge freezer & oven, piles of sweets ... why is anyone surprised? Have you never read Hansel and Gretel?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (G546f)

294 How, in the name of all that is Holy, can you have a global pandemic, thousands dying, and be closing hospitals?

--

How else are you going to take over the hospitals, citizen?

See also: 100M Americans losing their health insurance after Kung Fu Grippe requires 30% of businesses closing down for good (but not subways temporarily).

Boom. Medicare for all, baby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (IwDj9)

295 What ice cream runs $80/gal?


They feed the vanilla beans to a civet and then pick them out of it's poop.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 1


You DO NOT want to know how the get fudge ripple.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (axyOa)

296 Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

Republican Rep from Michigan.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

Ah point of order..didn't that cock switch parties?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (85Gof)

297 Amash is ( I )
independent

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)

298 I still have a very nice sweater from my great aunt Listeria.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (t+qrx)
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I thought Listeria was your cat.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (/669Q)

299 I still have a very nice sweater from my great aunt Listeria.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (t+qrx)

My great aunt's signature on all greeting cards was a triangle.

Posted by: Vendette at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (nRNOc)

300 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (m45I2)

301 Before this started, we probably had the best medical system in the world. if this virus causes hospitals to close down and medical personnel to be laid off, how can the result be anything but reduced services and less competent care?I really thought that when high wage earners started getting let go, that this would turn around in a heartbeat. cannot believe people are still talking like we an stay shut down for many months to come.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (QzF6i)

302 Why the Hell do these NeverTrumpers even bother to keep up the pretense of being conservative at all?

Posted by: RM at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (U3LtS)
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Same reason people like McCain stayed Republican.

Those votes aren't going to farm themselves.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (Eicbe)

303 >>Who the hell is Justin Amash??
Singer? Actor? Grifter?

Republican Rep from Michigan.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)


Imagine if you were five years old and you wanted to have Mitt Romney make balloon animals and do magic tricks at your birthday party. Only your parents couldn't afford him, so they got the cheapest low-budget ersatz Mitt Romney impressionist they could find, and he came to your birthday party and you still haven't forgiven your parents for it, because it wasn't the same AT ALL, and everyone laughed at you.

That would be Justin Amash.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (t+qrx)

304 57 I'm still crushed that there will be no rioting in Milwaukee.

so. damn. disappointed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)

Don't give up so easily.

They hate everything, and are just looking for an excuse to burn things down.

They will find another reason to riot by August.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (sy5kK)

305 215 The Detroit Medical Center announced layoffs today. Since the government will not allow non emergency care or procedures to be done staff is being severely reduced. This is in Detroit where field hospitals were built over hospital capacity concerns.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (ny07Z)

306 And isn't it weird that "hirsute" women, aka hairy girls, are a thing on the internets.
___

Wait, why would that be weird? A little chest hair, some arm muscles, and a big, thick coc...err...adams app....err um feminine part. What's not to like?

Posted by: Barack H Obama at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (WdocV)

307 Why does every fetish have to be disgusting?

--

Normal stuff is a fetish, too, except it's normal so it's not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - hilarious April 4 photo of NYC hospital staff using their gloves and masks at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (IwDj9)

308 263
What's a hairshirt, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (+9oO3)

That thing that gets caught on your hairlip when you pull it over your head.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (KnJdm)

309 293 I saw the stainless freezer and instantly fantasized "Morgue."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (pS94+)

Huge freezer & oven, piles of sweets ... why is anyone surprised? Have you never read Hansel and Gretel?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (G546f)


Speaking of which, I see there's a movie called "Gretel and Hansel." You just know the feminazis made them switch places.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (pS94+)

310 234 That shit is literally 10$ a pint and they had to close down twice due to listeria.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (dKiJG)
+++++++++++
What ice cream runs $80/gal?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:08 PM (hYcqw)

Jeni's ice cream, it's made here in Columbus and it's really overpriced, I have tried it and it's not good. Graeter's from Cincinnati is from a family company much older and at half the price and much better.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (dKiJG)

311 Good thing no voter cares about the Lincoln project.


That said, if were ever to actually answer a call from a pollster, I am a 29 year old black lesbian trans-man AGW SJW with 10 kids Democrat voter who is voting for Trump twice and straight line Republican ballot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (r+sAi)

312 One good thing about working at home is having the ability to work while scrolling cinemas. Currently half-watching "You Only Live Twice" on Pluto TV. Been a while since I've seen any Bond movies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (x8Wzq)

313 Amash should get Marianne Williamson as his running mate. They'd be the perfect combination of earnestness, wholesomeness and stupidity.

-
When shall we three meet again?
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
By the pricking of our thumbs
Something stupid this way comes

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

314 Justin Amish is that guy in the straw hat on the road side stands in Lancaster Pa

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (ZCEU2)

315 You DO NOT want to know how the get fudge ripple.
Posted by: Diogenes

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Scrape it off the sheets after an Andrew Gillum party?

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (c9OwI)

316 How, in the name of all that is Holy, can you have a global pandemic, thousands dying, and be closing hospitals?

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How else are you going to take over the hospitals, citizen?

See also: 100M Americans losing their health insurance after Kung Fu Grippe requires 30% of businesses closing down for good (but not subways temporarily).

Boom. Medicare for all, baby.
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Call me crazy, but if Hillary had won . . .

its almost as if there was a plan

gotta be a coincidence

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, WHO representative at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (ioyCG)

317 HoR rep from Michigan. Hypothetical Republican for a while (I think he ran as a tea party type) before turning coat and throwing in with the other team. Last year, we switched his party affiliation to "Independent" and accelerated his voting against Republicans in the House. He called for impeaching Trump, and was the only "non-Democrat" to vote for the Articles late last year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (hYcqw)


So basically he fell for a DC democrat honeypot operation and they got all kinds of pictures.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (axyOa)

318 George T. Conway III, isn't he that fat lout that beats his wife?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (nd/mG)

319
Here's a link with phone numbers and emails for that Georgia tv station, on their own website.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (+anEM)

320 Well one positive outcome from this covid shit is the DOD is reconsidering the cuts in the Medical Corps.

All of s sudden now they need us!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (85Gof)

321 >>Imagine if you were five years old and you wanted to have Mitt Romney make balloon animals and do magic tricks at your birthday party. Only your parents couldn't afford him, so they got the cheapest low-budget ersatz Mitt Romney impressionist they could find, and he came to your birthday party and you still haven't forgiven your parents for it, because it wasn't the same AT ALL, and everyone laughed at you.

I'm so sorry. I hope you can move past the pain.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (ZLI7S)

322 Why have I never hear of Graeter's ice cream? You people have been holding out on me.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (/669Q)

323 Why does every fetish have to be disgusting?
___

Hey, Lumiere is beautiful!


Posted by: Amanda Liberty, from Leeds at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (WdocV)

324 269 Do political endorsements matter anymore? I'm almost 29 and I've never voted for someone because someone else endorsed them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:07 PM (vs2ae)

You'd be surprised by how many people will mindlessly follow their favorite celebrity.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (tVQUs)


I don't believe that. I think it's a trope. The people that vote whatever way that Kim Lardassian votes were gonna vote Democrat anyway.

The people who swing both ways are grifters, like Boot and French Davidians.

I'm talking about those mythical independents, I suppose. People who can think aren't flighty enough to follow some rando 'journalist' who just can't bring himself to vote Trump because of tweets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (vs2ae)

325 295 What ice cream runs $80/gal?


They feed the vanilla beans to a civet and then pick them out of it's poop.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 1


You DO NOT want to know how the get fudge ripple.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (axyOa)


How to make fudge ripple? Baseball bat sybian at full speed aimed at Tank Abrams' back hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (pS94+)

326 Justin Amash/Beto O'rourke in 2020. Juan Williams, campaign manager.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (C1Lsn)

327 "One good thing about working at home is having the ability to work while scrolling cinemas"

Look out or they will Fingal you.

Posted by: I'd love to turn you in at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (Tnijr)

328 I'm so sorry. I hope you can move past the pain.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (ZLI7S)


One day at a time.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (t+qrx)

329 Ace: "But now I think they realize they will never grift another Republican dime, and so all future grifts will come only from Democrats (and of course China-connected corporations), so now they have to show Democrats that they are All-In for Democrats."

I say "Jump!" and they say "How high?".

Posted by: Yen Kan Pay at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (6eEQ+)

330 Biden has the experience, the attributes and the character to defeat Trump this fall.




Corn can't sit still with a penis, C'mon man!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (G1eBa)

331
ooooops.

here ya go

https://wgxa.tv/station/contact

Posted by: Gooshy at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (+anEM)

332
How is everyone enjoying my fabulous worldwide lab experiment?

Posted by: Bill Gates at April 15, 2020 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

333 328 I'm so sorry. I hope you can move past the pain.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (ZLI7S)

One day at a time.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:17 PM (t+qrx)

Y'all are fun.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:18 PM (M5wRT)

334 The Detroit Medical Center announced layoffs today. Since the government will not allow non emergency care or procedures to be done staff is being severely reduced. This is in Detroit where field hospitals were built over hospital capacity concerns.
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We centralized control by government experts!!!!

I say we put AOC in charge of hospital utilization!

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, WHO representative at April 15, 2020 05:18 PM (2dM4m)

335 they BOTH voted for Whitmer! they LOVE her! they are all in on the Panic. 

kill me

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!

Ya sorry they're not Republicans.

Posted by: LOL at April 15, 2020 05:18 PM (pUwNX)

336 USAA is also giving car insurance rebates
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Yeah, my son says the only ones who really love him are USAA and Donald Trump.


Everyone else wants something

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 15, 2020 05:18 PM (nRWPy)

337 Fuck those retards.



Sorry, had to be said.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (OeYRI)

338 Imagine if you were five years old and you wanted to have Mitt Romney make balloon animals and do magic tricks at your birthday party. Only your parents couldn't afford him, so they got the cheapest low-budget ersatz Mitt Romney impressionist they could find, and he came to your birthday party and you still haven't forgiven your parents for it, because it wasn't the same AT ALL, and everyone laughed at you.

That would be Justin Amash.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:15 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++++++++++
Thread winner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (hYcqw)

339 Fox showing the MI Tyrant scolding the protesters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

340 >>>What's a hairshirt, again?<<<

A type of shirt used by state governors to conceal their nipple piercings.

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (95j/9)

341 Why have I never hear of Graeter's ice cream? You people have been holding out on me.
Posted by: bluebell at April


Forget them Bluebell.
Go back to Ferdinand's at the WSU creamery. Same folks who make Cougar Gold. They also make ice cream. Each gallon is blessed by the kisses of angels.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

342 Amash is the lamest of all lame ducks. He has a better chance of being elected POTUS than he does of ever serving in the House again.

Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (Cssks)

343 255 Graeter's ice cream sells for almost nine bucks a pint in Tribeca. In cincy, its like 2.50 a pint.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, WHO representative at April 15, 2020 05:11 PM (TBavc)

The Raspberry Chocolate Chunk is to die for, and yes I will kill you for it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

344 Ubergruppenfuhrer Gretchen is disappointed in all of you .


Embargo On!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (G1eBa)

345 The Detroit Medical Center announced layoffs today. Since the government
will not allow non emergency care or procedures to be done staff is
being severely reduced. This is in Detroit where field hospitals were
built over hospital capacity concerns.



What idiocy.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

346 Come on down. We're having a gargantuan sale . What do i have to do to get you in a hospital bed today?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2020 05:20 PM (84Pcq)

347 I get grifting for payola but holding out Joe Biden as some sort of paragon of virtue compared to President Trump is delusional.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)

348 Hey! Help!

I need to send my grandmother an e-mail. Can someone explain to me how to use Grammarly?

Posted by: AOC at April 15, 2020 05:20 PM (m45I2)

349 Gonna be in the Rose Garden again.

Location:
Rose Garden, White House, Washington, District of Columbia, United States
Will Air:
Apr 15, 2020 | 5:30pm EDT

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:20 PM (M5wRT)

350 Go back to Ferdinand's at the WSU creamery. Same folks who make Cougar Gold. They also make ice cream. Each gallon is blessed by the kisses of angels.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)
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I've never been, but my sister-in-law says that ice cream is really good. I would love to try it some day. In the meantime, I will console myself with Cougar Gold.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 05:20 PM (/669Q)

351 /Toothy Chompers sock off.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (m45I2)

352 239 Justin Amash is a Never Trumper who was one of the founding members of the Conservative Caucus in Congress. He started flying his NT flag last year and then when impeachment was voted on in the House he was the lone Republican to vote for impeachment. He was voted out of the Caucus and subsequently left the Republican Party. His family has large amounts of business based in China.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (ny07Z)

353 I get grifting for payola but holding out Joe Biden as some sort of paragon of virtue compared to President Trump is delusional.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:20 PM (WEBkv)
++++++++++++++
They have no choice. They went all in on "Donald Trump is the worst person in human history. Let me spend the next four years explaining why."

Acknowledging that anyone could possibly worse would break their psyches and thrust them into a fugue state.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (hYcqw)

354 You know, I wouldn't mind a bit if someone corrected the angle of that hat on Max Boot's head with a crowbar.

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

Am I allowed to post that?

Posted by: Kensington at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (kt2AE)

355 Hey everyone.

Good afternoon.

Moved a few hundred pounds of rock for a landscaping project at Che Blake.

More to come on Friday.

Yay me!

I would move more rock tomorrow, but, have to move furniture tomorrow so we can get the carpets cleaned.

Boy, retirement sure is relaxing!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (WEBkv)

356 back to Ferdinand's at the WSU creamery. Same folks who make Cougar Gold. They also make ice cream. Each gallon is blessed by the kisses of angels.

-

They do that at NC State if anyone is near Raleigh. Very good ice cream.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has got the Kung Fu Grippe at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (41rs/)

357 Michigan is learning exactly who run Bartertown.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (G1eBa)

358 USAA is also giving car insurance rebates
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Yeah, my son says the only ones who really love him are USAA and Donald Trump.


Everyone else wants something
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 15, 2020 05:18 PM (nRWPy)


Your son is wise.

Been with USAA all of my 29 years.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (axyOa)

359 OMG. Dana Perino: "I think her intentions are actually good" regarding MI gov.

You stupid, vapid twit!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

360 George Conway's name on that letter tells me how much that man hates his wife. I have never see before this degree of hostility to one's spouse and still be married. Or is he? Is KellyAnn ignoring him for the good of the children until she can deal with him?

Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (xarPm)

361 Great idea. My first thought was what would annoy the Left the most -- maybe the AmericaFirst Party?
Posted by: ShainS -- Which Communist Chinese country funds American media and politicians? at April 15, 2020 05:05 PM (7O3zK)

I agree, but drop the 'first'. Go with The American Party maybe. Because those other party's aren't American.

Posted by: Abiss at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (Y8DtA)

362 Ya sorry they're not Republicans.


no i mean I realize that but

they WERE? they think they still are

the husband was active in local politics

i just don't get it

what happens to people?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (j9HX3)

363 I've never been, but my sister-in-law says that ice cream is really good. I would love to try it some day. In the meantime, I will console myself with Cougar Gold.
Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 05:20 PM (/669Q


Why that didn't end with Bluebell Ice Cream is odd.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (vs2ae)

364 That bitch from michigan is a condesending bitch to boot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (85Gof)

365 332
How is everyone enjoying my fabulous worldwide lab experiment?

Posted by: Bill Gates at April 15, 2020 05:18 PM (sy5kK)


Hey, Buddy, you're number one.
You are the number one, top all time,
money owner/ donor to the WHO.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (nd/mG)

366
...he was the lone Republican to vote for impeachment.

Former Republican. He was an Independent when he cast that vote.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (+9oO3)

367 Here's a solution:

Since all these damned hospitals set up tents in their parking lots to handle the throngs of plague patients bleeding from their eyeballs...

And all frivolous events have been cancelled...

They need to lift the lockdown and rent the parking lot tents out for wedding receptions!

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (c9OwI)

368 303 hogmartin

Yes. Ingenious.

Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (Cssks)

369 Dana: "I don't envy the governors. They have a really, really tough job."

GFY.


I don't even have a tyrant governor, but this crap from her is insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

370 345 The Detroit Medical Center announced layoffs today. Since the government
will not allow non emergency care or procedures to be done staff is
being severely reduced. This is in Detroit where field hospitals were
built over hospital capacity concerns.



What idiocy.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (lwiT4)

Layoffs are coming to Columbus as well, I know of 500 that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (dKiJG)

371 295
What ice cream runs $80/gal?





They feed the vanilla beans to a civet and then pick them out of it's poop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 1





You DO NOT want to know how the get fudge ripple.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:14 PM (axyOa)

Leave the vanilla beans in?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (KnJdm)

372 I didn't see anything about USAA rebates and we've been members over 20 years.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (UUBmN)

373 New Jersey Governor: "Return To Normal May Not Be Till June Or July For NJ"

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Yeah, right, like Jersey was ever normal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 05:24 PM (+y/Ru)

374 Media fuckers delete the Klan hood tweet. Kitchen got too hot, eh, assholes?
https://twitter.com/BruinEric/status/
1250500661428420608

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2020 05:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

375 Michigan, if you like your canoes, you can keep your canoes.

Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2020 05:24 PM (MxEKc)

376 359 OMG. Dana Perino: "I think her intentions are actually good" regarding MI gov.

You stupid, vapid twit!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (ptqGC)


There is something evil about Perino.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:24 PM (nd/mG)

377 Why that didn't end with Bluebell Ice Cream is odd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (vs2ae)
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Can't get it here.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 05:24 PM (/669Q)

378 372 I didn't see anything about USAA rebates and we've been members over 20 years.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (UUBmN)
+++++++

We just got our notice within the last few days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 15, 2020 05:24 PM (dfRN6)

379 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (XzT/D)

380 Like I said yesterday, Biden is irrelevant. This election is only about Trump, and what he champions. Our electorate has made up its' mind about him, a while back, and this election will be a very close one.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (90T4r)

381 OMG. Dana Perino: "I think her intentions are actually good" regarding MI gov.
=====

Is Dana still molesting her dog?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (iydjf)

382 blake: "I get grifting for payola but holding out Joe Biden as some sort of paragon of virtue compared to President Trump is delusional."

They aren't delusional; they're hoping you are. They're just salesmen and praying you'll buy it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (6eEQ+)

383 How is everyone enjoying my fabulous worldwide lab experiment?

Posted by: Bill Gates

---

Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.

It helped start the Industrial Revolution.

...Strange that they didn't appoint him king of the planet after that!

I mean, he changed the world! Surely, the world belonged to him at that point... right?

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (c9OwI)

384 Acknowledging that anyone could possibly worse would break their psyches and thrust them into a fugue state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (hYcqw)
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I would argue this has already happened.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (WEBkv)

385 Been with USAA all of my 29 years.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (axyOa)

We're gonna switch to USAA soon. Been with State Farm forever, and up till a few years ago, they were awesome. But like so many things, they changed for the worse.

Same with Wells Fargle. We switched to Navy Federal and are super happy we did.

*waits for product endorsement check*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Processing Survey Topos Pantsless Since Mid-March at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (x8Wzq)

386 Legal Insurrection has a artical on the Operation Gridlock, wonder if Pennsylvania is ready, I have truck gassed up from last 4 weeks still.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (ZCEU2)

387 Lin-duh.
Check with them on line.
You should of received a notice about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (axyOa)

388 Man Commits Murder Day After Release From Prison Over Fears Of Covid-19

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Whoa! Who'd athunk it?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)

389 I didn't see anything about USAA rebates and we've been members over 20 years.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (UUBmN)
+++++++

We just got our notice within the last few days.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 15, 2020 05:24 PM (dfRN6)

yes same here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (85Gof)

390 Sorry to go O/T.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (90T4r)

391 BlueBell Gaeter's does ship iceCream, I send some to my Brother for Christmas and he sends me HEB Fajitas.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (dKiJG)

392 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod

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RKAE.

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (c9OwI)

393 There is something evil about Perino.

Meh.. she's just stupid.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (dUJdY)

394 They need to lift the lockdown and rent the parking lot tents out for wedding receptions!





Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (c9OwI)



I live in an area where there are several wedding venues. It's sad to drive by them and see the tents removed. We are coming into wedding season. If I were a bride, I would be screaming by now.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (lwiT4)

395 Of course the election is Binary.

On one side is President Trump, patriotic American.

On the other side....asshoes, rapists, looters, moochers, sodomites and cucks.

Easy choice.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (Z+IKu)

396 The Raspberry Chocolate Chunk is to die for, and yes I will kill you for it.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (dKiJG)

My favorite is the Salted Caramel Chocolate Chip but I don't think I would refuse a pint of any flavor.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (d6Ksn)

397 I would argue this has already happened.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (WEBkv)
+++++++++++++
That would explain a lot, actually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)

398 Justin Amash is a Never Trumper who was one of the
founding members of the Conservative Caucus in Congress. He started
flying his NT flag last year and then when impeachment was voted on in
the House he was the lone Republican to vote for impeachment. He was
voted out of the Caucus and subsequently left the Republican Party.
His family has large amounts of business based in China.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 05:21 PM (ny07Z)

Quick clarification: The House Freedom Caucus. It was formed because he and others thought the Republican Study Committee, which was the original hangout for conservative Republicans, was getting too big and too watery.
Because he became an Independent, he has no committee seats. Therefore, his influence is about zero. If you're an Independent, in order to get committee spots you have to "caucus" with a party. See Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Vendette at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (nRNOc)

399 I didn't see anything about USAA rebates and we've been members over 20 years.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (UUBmN)

Do you pay monthly?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (85Gof)

400 The Lincoln Project : The sound of one hand fapping.
Wait...
Clapping. I ment clapping.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (gvVTU)

401 Graeters is good. I love chocolate but their chips aren't chips as much as slabs. A bit much even for me. I usually eat a bit of the chocolate slab and throw the rest away.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (iPBiQ)

402 360 George Conway's name on that letter tells me how much that man hates his wife. I have never see before this degree of hostility to one's spouse and still be married. Or is he? Is KellyAnn ignoring him for the good of the children until she can deal with him?
Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2020 05:22 PM (xarPm)
-----------------------------------------
If I were her, I'd do my best to ignore him until after the election.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (M/9m0)

403 OK, my morning rant. (puts aside full english breakfast (no beans.))

I always thought Trump was a bit of an ass, and unreliable. But during the campaign, I liked what he claimed he was going to do so I supported him. I was very skeptical that he would do it.

During the past 3 years, I REALLY liked what he was doing, but I didn't pay too much attention to speeches or news. I thought his tweets were cool, and I liked his judges, but he still came off as a little brittle. Maybe not as competent as I would like, but good judgment and good policy. I was willing to accept the flaws since I really liked the man as well as the things he was doing.

(also no kippers. wtf England. fish for breakfast?)

But the past weeks watching him at press conferences - the man is amazing. He is competent and capable and doing a great job. I am more than impressed. I really disagree with nothing he has done even the stuff that was wrong - he did what he had to do for all the right reasons - saving lives, and I would not have shut down, or bought so many ventilators but I understand why he did.

(Only complaint, as we discussed yest., He often does not reply to reporters in ways that will inform those who are not to knowledgeable on the subject. He is not a good *teacher* but he is a good coach, and a great fighter - which is what we need right now.)


(turns off keyboard to wipe pork fat from chicklets.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (LWu6U)

404 Well.. we got our $2400! Neither son or daughter has received there $1200 yet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (dUJdY)

405 372 I didn't see anything about USAA rebates and we've been members over 20 years.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (UUBmN)

I got an email from them a couple of days ago and a notice on the USAA app.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (OeYRI)

406 RE: "binary"

I had Democrat friend (real, longstanding friends) who explained to me in 2016, "You don't have to vote for Hilary-- just don't vote for Trump."

They knew that selling Hilary was a non-starter.

Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (Cssks)

407 We are in extraordinary times, and we have chosen to put country over party -- and former vice president Joe Biden is the candidate who we believe will do the same.


In what way? Cite some evidence. Just like with the FAB, they are inventing the candidate they want, when the actual person is nothing of the sort. Biden is a POS who sold out his country to China and Ukraine (that we know of so far) to help his son make money. He is a grifter piece of shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (dNzKv)

408 Charlie 'Three Wives' Sykes

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (yU8SS)

409 >>So basically he fell for a DC democrat honeypot operation and they got all kinds of pictures.


Naw, Amash and his family have a China-based tool business. Amash's Chinese business makes the tools, his dad's import business imports them where Amash's US business preps them for sale, including a "made in America" label.

So, Amash went rogue when Trump started playing hardball w/China on trade.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (bDqIh)

410 I got a notice from Liberty Mutual that they were rebating 15%.......of two months payments. A drop in the bucket.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (QzF6i)

411 "Today, the United States is beset with a president who was unprepared for the burden of the presidency"

Kind of like Lincoln, right?
Who the f* has ever been ready for that burden?

Posted by: d in id at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (LtllT)

412 That would explain a lot, actually.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:26 PM (hYcqw)
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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (WEBkv)

413 10s of thousands of beach rentals empty 1/2 the summer will endear Communist party chairman Murphy even more

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)

414 and hubby paid down the car with it I was hoping for a little shopping spree.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (dUJdY)

415 174 The hospital near me just laid off 40 people and is over $600,000 behind on their County taxes.

They are talking about closing everything except the ER because nobody is coming in and all non emergency stuff has been cancelled.


It's gonna get worse.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2020 04:58 PM (JUOKG)


But COVID IS GOING TO FLOOD THE HOSPITALS!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 15, 2020 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)


IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING EXPONENTIAL!!!!

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (6xsav)

416 Braenyard: "There is something evil about Perino."

She's a "Government is your Friend" type, not a "Necessary Evil" type. Move the former too far and you get a Useful Idiot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (6eEQ+)

417 Wish I could get some sweet COVID cash.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (vs2ae)

418 I hate to say it.

BUT

Three weeks ago, I tried to tell yall that the numbers weren't adding up.

Did anyone listen?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)

419 395 Hear, hear!

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (SwWMX)

420 IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING EXPONENTIAL!!!!


LILY PADS!!!

FUCKING LILY PADS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (j9HX3)

421 401 Graeters is good. I love chocolate but their chips aren't chips as much as slabs. A bit much even for me. I usually eat a bit of the chocolate slab and throw the rest away.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (iPBiQ)

It is wrong to throw out chocolate. Next time, give them to me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (d6Ksn)

422 Dana is a female W Bush.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

423 I don't think a one-off Michigan gridlock protest is going to change anything. To shut her down will require daily gridlock. They have to make it as painful as possible for everyone in that government so that the state house finds its balls and forces her to relent.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (nu45M)

424 418 I hate to say it.

BUT

Three weeks ago, I tried to tell yall that the numbers weren't adding up.

Did anyone listen?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)

I did, FWIW, nurse.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (90T4r)

425 I just call and set up a dermatology appointment to check out a few questionable moles and dark spots and was told that they are restricted from doing certain procedures in the office in case a determination was made I needed something removed. So I'm going so they can potentially tell me they can't do anything . Hopefully no bad things found but I've got one spot I think is highly questionable.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (FKi9J)

426 I had Democrat friend (real, longstanding friends) who explained to me in 2016, "You don't have to vote for Hilary-- just don't vote for Trump."

They knew that selling Hilary was a non-starter.
Posted by: mnw

---

You don't have to fuck Hillary. Just get in the bed with her.

Riiiiiiiight!

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (c9OwI)

427 lin-duh. Hubby has been with USAA since 1969. We received that notice as well. Haven't seen anything yet as far as a rebate. We have insurance on our home, autos, medigap as well as checking and saving plus a credit card. Love them.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (iPBiQ)

428 "They have a really, really tough job."

At least they have jobs.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (Ndje9)

429 Anyone have a link to the WH.gov stream for the presser? No meetings right now, so might as well watch today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (hYcqw)

430 Snizz.

Because it had to be said.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (DMUuz)

431 Here's a solution:

Since all these damned hospitals set up tents in their parking lots to handle the throngs of plague patients bleeding from their eyeballs...

And all frivolous events have been cancelled...

They need to lift the lockdown and rent the parking lot tents out for wedding receptions!

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:23 PM (c9OwI)


Carnival games! Funnel cake sellers! Bullfrog fights! Towel-headed Flatten-the-curve prognosticators!!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (hku12)

432 >>422 Dana is a female W Bush.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

If Jeb were a male, he'd be Dana.

Posted by: Zod at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (XzT/D)

433 Wish I could get some sweet COVID cash.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (vs2ae)
++++++++++++
#MeToo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (hYcqw)

434 ooh
check out the artwork on thrashercoffee.com

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (G546f)

435 Vendette thank you. I could not remember freedom caucus.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (ny07Z)

436 10s of thousands of beach rentals empty 1/2 the summer will endear Communist party chairman Murphy even more

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)


Ours is a tourist area. The shops barely scrape by in the winter. The only way they make money is the May to October tourists. If this goes on too long, it will kill this town.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (lwiT4)

437 Beyond being pretty, Dana Perino has never been impressive.

Posted by: Kensington at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (kt2AE)

438 I hate to say it.

BUT

Three weeks ago, I tried to tell yall that the numbers weren't adding up.

Did anyone listen?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
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Yes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (WEBkv)

439 *rebates ? what rebates ???

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (zr5Kq)

440 I don't think a one-off Michigan gridlock protest is going to change anything. To shut her down will require daily gridlock. They have to make it as painful as possible for everyone in that government so that the state house finds its balls and forces her to relent.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 05:29 PM (nu45M)


This was the most insightful sign I saw all day.

https://tinyurl.com/shqndc7

Posted by: hogmartin at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (t+qrx)

441 Well, well well...PA State Senate passed a bill overnight that negates the Governor's made up rules and regulations relative to the virus and institutes the less stringent Federal guidelines. Let's see how long it takes for the veto.

Also, Wolf just signed an order requiring everyone to wear masks in stores. Guess who is going to get arrested....this guy...this guy is going to get arrested.

Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (gXHAq)

442 Ace, I'm hitting the tip jar with many thanks for all you do. This place is like no other, and you deserve so much more!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (N4ZRs)

443 they are back in the rose garden for presser

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (zr5Kq)

444 >>433 Wish I could get some sweet COVID cash.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (vs2ae)

#TooSuccessful

Posted by: Zod at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (XzT/D)

445 White House Press Conference Livestream
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (lwiT4)

446 Answered my own question. Apparently it is just /live.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (hYcqw)

447 Three weeks ago, I tried to tell yall that the numbers weren't adding up.

Did anyone listen?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
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Yes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (WEBkv)
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Yep. I was processing all the "Empty Hospital" info.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)

448 grrrrrr
gggrrrrrrr

Posted by: jasper, peanut-butter enthusiast at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (TQ/zJ)

449 f thousands of beach rentals empty 1/2 the summer will endear Communist party chairman Murphy even more

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (ZCEU2)



I'm sure every one of those asshole senators will be spending time at their Bethany and Rehoboth beach condos this summer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (dNzKv)

450 The Five talking about Biden and the sexual abuse allegation against Biden and the hypocrisy.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (wiXsO)

451 441 Well, well well...PA State Senate passed a bill overnight that negates the Governor's made up rules and regulations relative to the virus and institutes the less stringent Federal guidelines. Let's see how long it takes for the veto.


I'm still proud of the legislature for this

but we need a plan to override Wolf's inevitable veto!!!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (j9HX3)

452 Conservatives don't do protests well, generally speaking.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (90T4r)

453 381 OMG. Dana Perino: "I think her intentions are actually good" regarding MI gov.
=====

Is Dana still molesting her dog?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 15, 2020 05:25 PM (iydjf)


It's not molesting, it's love.

Posted by: Jasper at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (sy5kK)

454 Ours is a tourist area. The shops barely scrape by in the winter. The only way they make money is the May to October tourists. If this goes on too long, it will kill this town.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:30 PM (lwiT4)


I think ultimately, this may be a case of the largest Cry Wolf in the world. Someone made up some numbers and everyone freaked the hell out. As a result, everyone withers.

I truly hope that exponential asshole who started this burns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (vs2ae)

455 >>>Just like with the FAB, they are inventing the candidate they want, when the actual person is nothing of the sort. Biden is a POS who sold out his country to China and Ukraine (that we know of so far) to help his son make money. He is a grifter piece of shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (dNzKv)



Biden also responsible for the verb borked and was leader of high tech lynching of Justice Thomas.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (nd/mG)

456 We are not under Quarantine, quarantine is where you isolate and confine people who have a contagious disease to protect those who don't have the disease.

House arrest is where the legal system confines someone in their house as a punishment for a criminal act. This is a house arrest not done by the legal system - but by executive fiat. This house arrest is extra legal - that is; outside of the legal system.
I can find no other time in US history when the general population of entire states was locked up. Does anyone else know of such a time?

Posted by: Joey the B is a hands on guy at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (tzOPR)

457 don't you have to bate first, before you can rebate

I crack myself up
ah me

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (iTXRQ)

458 Yeah, Dana is a female Jeb.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (bDqIh)

459 Rutgers is opening a testing center that uses saliva instead of swabs

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (G546f)

460 A few weeks ago, a friend called me and said that we could possibly have 120 million people dead... in America.

It really wasn't my place to tell him "That's not how diseases work; they don't just keep shooting up the chart in a straight line," because I'm just a lowly playwright, and he's a doctor.

But what're ya gonna do?

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (c9OwI)

461 I truly hope that exponential asshole who started this burns.


I have an idea. how about we seize the assets of every asshole who shared that lily pads nonsense on social media?

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (j9HX3)

462 374 Media fuckers delete the Klan hood tweet. Kitchen got too hot, eh, assholes?
https://twitter.com/BruinEric/status/
1250500661428420608
Posted by: andycanuck
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I believe the news story is still up. Wonder if it will disappear too?

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (gvVTU)

463 Queerty@Queerty
Jussie Smollett allegedly met and had sex with his attacker at a bathhouse - More at: https://bit.ly/3ceZoQy?

-
But does he have two doors?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

464 Also, Wolf just signed an order requiring everyone to wear masks in stores. Guess who is going to get arrested....this guy...this guy is going to get arrested.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (gXHAq)

Nah, they'd probably rather give you a fine. Gotta find a way to make up for lost tax revenues.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (nu45M)

465 I think the frequent commenters bring alot to this site. It isn't easy shirking your daily responsibilities to comment to strangers on the internet. Where is my cut of the tip jar? AOS is nothing without me!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (dNzKv)

466 Forget them Bluebell.

Go back to Ferdinand's at the WSU creamery. Same folks who make
Cougar Gold. They also make ice cream. Each gallon is blessed by the
kisses of angels.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

Things have gotten dicey with the lock down, had to dip into the Cougar Gold Strategic Reserve. This week Crimson Fire.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (DjiZK)

467 It's not molesting, it's love.
Posted by: Jasper at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM


And peanut butter.

Posted by: Jasper at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (DMUuz)

468 Is this Amash guy so deluded that he thinks he has value as a human being?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

469 Remember when Dana Perino didn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was?

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (xPl2J)

470 Conservatives don't do protests well, generally speaking.
Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (90T4r)
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Normally conservatives have jobs to get to.

Now, a lot fewer do.

Trust me, this may yet get lit.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (Eicbe)

471 Twenty plus years ago Jonah Goldberg thought that anthropomorphizing his couch would be funny.

He has never stopped trying to sell that, and it has never been funny.

Even before I grew to despise him, the couch jokes were never funny.

Posted by: Kensington at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (kt2AE)

472 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 15, 2020 05:35 PM (LWu6U)

473 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmUoqpe2oY

(Fox)

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:35 PM (M5wRT)

474 I think ultimately, this may be a case of the largest Cry Wolf in the world. Someone made up some numbers and everyone freaked the hell out. As a result, everyone withers.

I truly hope that exponential asshole who started this burns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (vs2ae)


iirc, the University of Washington did the first model then Imperial College (Ferguson) UK.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:35 PM (nd/mG)

475 They have video set up, press beware.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (zr5Kq)

476 I hate to say it.
BUT
Three weeks ago, I tried to tell yall that the numbers weren't adding up.
Did anyone listen?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2020 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)

Ummmmmmmmmm....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (Z+IKu)

477 448 grrrrrr
gggrrrrrrr
Posted by: jasper, peanut-butter enthusiast at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (TQ/zJ)

woof?

Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (G546f)

478 >>>442 Ace, I'm hitting the tip jar with many thanks for all you do. This place is like no other, and you deserve so much more!


Thank you! But I know people might be strapped right now. I just meant to thank donors, not seek more.

Maybe once this passes I'll ask for more.

For now, I'm completely okay.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

479 LILY PADS!!!



FUCKING LILY PADS EVERYWHERE!!!!
---
Epidemiology is real science!

Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (kOpft)

480 "Remember when Dana Perino didn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was?"
======

My jaw dropped. I could not believe she was working for W. Bush with such fundamental gaps in her knowledge.

Posted by: Kensington at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (kt2AE)

481 So SanFranNan says it's "illegal" for Trump to cut funding to the WHO

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (5bxa0)

482 Conservatives don't do protests well, generally speaking.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 

Or boycotts.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (pUwNX)

483 If it weren't for philly, PA would be a great state. Can you reverse annex the city to NJ or DE?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (dNzKv)

484 BREAKING...Protestors Grab Whitmer's Mich.

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "...wut?" at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (Ndje9)

485 I can find no other time in US history when the general population of entire states was locked up. Does anyone else know of such a time?


the only similar incident was the Boston Bombers search up in MA

they made EVERYONE stay in their homes to look for those assholes!??

that was weird. it also didn't work - the dudes were only found AFTER the lockdown was lifted

this is insane. I can't believe people are used to this now. it's going to be hard to END it - they will have to adjust to leaving their homes! people are now agoraphobic and hypochondriac

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (j9HX3)

486 >>Even before I grew to despise him, the couch jokes were never funny. Posted by: Kensington at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (kt2AE)

And Star Trek, and other lame pop-culture allusions. And his dog. And his wife somethingsomething.

His tank has been empty since...long ago.

Posted by: Zod at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (XzT/D)

487 Thank you! But I know people might be strapped right now. I just meant to thank donors, not seek more.

Maybe once this passes I'll ask for more.

For now, I'm completely okay.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)


Yeah, it's not like you eat much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (vs2ae)

488 470 Conservatives don't do protests well, generally speaking.
Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (90T4r)
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Normally conservatives have jobs to get to.

Now, a lot fewer do.

Trust me, this may yet get lit.
Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (Eicbe)

Good protests always need to have an underlying ( at least) current of violence to be effective. Good natured, genial, smiling protests can be easily overlooked.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)

489 For now, I'm completely okay.

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)

Damn... Give me my 10 bucks back!... I kid....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (5bxa0)

490 whitehouse.gov live streaming goes through YT. You can find it on YT here:
https://youtu.be/_f0f-JoUxrI

I have noticed Fox often doesn't show the press whore that is questioning the president. The WH stream usually does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)

491 So SanFranNan says it's "illegal" for Trump to cut funding to the WHO

So it isn't ok for him to be a dictator now? I'm confused.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (dNzKv)

492 cameras on at Fox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmUoqpe2oY

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (M5wRT)

493 Things have gotten dicey with the lock down, had to dip into the Cougar Gold Strategic Reserve. This week Crimson Fire.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (DjiZK)



Well. If ya gotta have Reserves, go first class!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (oTuGd)

494 My son mentioned to me that he sure would hate to be an employee anywhere in Las Vegas right now. Travel/Casinos/Hotels/Restaurants

Could there be a worse position to be in?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (lwiT4)

495 That people were dying like flies in China and China not responding to our questions or offers sent up a bunch of red flags.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (nd/mG)

496 I think ultimately, this may be a case of the largest Cry Wolf in the world. Someone made up some numbers and everyone freaked the hell out. As a result, everyone withers.

I truly hope that exponential asshole who started this burns.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

---

A frien... er... um... ACQUAINTANCE of mine keeps posting on facebook that she can't hold her shit together and she's weeping every night.

I never see it. My wife tells me about these posts.

I fear that people have been ENJOYING this freak-out; panic as entertainment.

I'm pretty sure they're going to LOOK FORWARD to the next "cataclysm" the way my mom used to look forward to the next reason to slam a door.

Addicted to drama.



Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (c9OwI)

497 I think ultimately, this may be a case of the largest Cry Wolf in the world. Someone made up some numbers and everyone freaked the hell out. As a result, everyone withers..

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:32 PM (vs2ae)

*smirk*

Posted by: Obergruppenfuhrer Wolf at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (G546f)

498 Sorry it's not $10 a pint it's $13 dollars a pint, comfortablySmug tweeted out an update on how much it was

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (dKiJG)

499 >>For now, I'm completely okay.

Posted by: ace

Glad to hear it!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (N4ZRs)

500 Ben Shapiro destroys a left wing college student using LOGIC and TWO LINES OF COKE!

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (LxTcq)

501 Good protests always need to have an underlying ( at least) current of violence to be effective. Good natured, genial, smiling protests can be easily overlooked.
Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)
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Generally, people aren't locked in at home waiting for the all clear.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe)

502
Even before I grew to despise him, the couch jokes were never funny.
Posted by: Kensington


Oh, shut up!

Posted by: Brad the car at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (aKsyK)

503 I remember these asshoes piously pointing out that Trump wasn't "truly" a Republican because he'd donated to both parties. Well guess what, asshoes, ever since Trump's been President, Republican fundraising has gone through the roof and his Republican base is incredibly appreciative of his implementation of traditional Republican principles.


For Pete's sake, Bernie ran and came within striking distance of the Democratic nomination TWICE and is still registered as an independent! How much more LOYALTY to the Republican Party do you want from Trump?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, literally a conservative since birth at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (XKZwp)

504 >So SanFranNan says it's "illegal" for Trump to cut funding to the WHO
Posted by: It's me donna


does she mention what law he's supposedly breaking?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (iTXRQ)

505 464 Also, Wolf just signed an order requiring everyone to wear masks in stores. Guess who is going to get arrested....this guy...this guy is going to get arrested.
Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2020 05:31 PM (gXHAq)

Nah, they'd probably rather give you a fine. Gotta find a way to make up for lost tax revenues.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (nu45M)

________________________________

I'm hurt. You underestimate my ingenuity. Kind of hard to fine someone without knowing their name, address etc.

Posted by: Orson at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (gXHAq)

506 My son mentioned to me that he sure would hate to be an employee anywhere in Las Vegas right now. Travel/Casinos/Hotels/Restaurants

Could there be a worse position to be in?
Posted by: grammie winger

---

To be fair, I would never want to be in Vegas at any time for any reason.

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (c9OwI)

507 I always forget that Rick guy is this boomer rube Asshoe.

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

508 499 >>For now, I'm completely okay.

Posted by: ace

Glad to hear it!
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (N4ZRs)

Flea and tick powder working. Good to hear.

Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (90T4r)

509 Or boycotts.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This a


I have done well with my Chik Fil A boycott. Haven't had it since their SJW turn.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (dNzKv)

510 490 whitehouse.gov live streaming goes through YT. You can find it on YT here:
https://youtu.be/_f0f-JoUxrI

I have noticed Fox often doesn't show the press whore that is questioning the president. The WH stream usually does.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (hYcqw)

Yeah, I'm usually watching C-SPAN or Fox to see what's up in the time before showtime, and then flipping to whitehouse.gov for the show.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (M5wRT)

511 I really think when this all blows over, the "karen" Governors are going to look far worse than the people that were letting people make up their own mind about what's safe and what's not.

Sorry, this world of bodies clogging up parking lots at hospitals never came to pass. So why is the government still so involved in "policing" it when we were sold this was all about just giving hospitals breathing room?

Posted by: Blago at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (sjTfF)

512

Should be a sign that says "Zoo" at the journalist entrance.

I like watching them get attacked by bugs while waiting.

Makes my day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (8fB/R)

513 I fear that people have been ENJOYING this freak-out; panic as entertainment

==

yes, I agree
it's a global role playing game
they're thrilled

Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (G546f)

514 Senator Chinanne Chinstein.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:40 PM (Eicbe)

515 To be fair, I would never want to be in Vegas at any time for any reason.

*******

I was in Vegas once.

ONCE.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:40 PM (+dsLj)

516 Happy Hour is about to start and by Happy Hour I mean Trump's Press conference.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:40 PM (dKiJG)

517 Nevertrumpers are displaying their true expertise in picking another Presidential loser. They have been strikingly consistent in this for at least the last 3 presidential elections.


Fuck those retards.


Sorry, had to be said again.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at April 15, 2020 05:40 PM (OeYRI)

518 CA is giving illegals $125 million! Then they will cry broke and ask for a fed bailout. Can I identify as a Californian and get a check?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (dNzKv)

519 yes, I agree
it's a global role playing game
they're thrilled
Posted by: vmom 2020 at April 15, 2020 05:39 PM (G546f)
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That's what I said initially. Never underestimate the power of boredom with the humdrum.

This is drama. Plus it's paid drama!

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

520 So SanFranNan says it's "illegal" for Trump to cut funding to the WHO
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (5bxa0)


If she said that... and I have no reason to doubt that she did, I think that makes for some very interesting discussion, if anyone wants to have it.

Imagine a sitting congresscritter saying by law they're entitled to this money. A foreign entity.

It's not a privilege, it's not a gift, it's not a generous gesture on the part of the American people.

They're legally entitled to it. Which would only be true if we are not a sovereign nation, but instead a vassal of some greater global potentate.

Given the oath she's taken, if she truly believes this, is it not treason?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (hku12)

521 dyking

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (nd/mG)

522 CA is giving illegals $125 million! Then they will cry broke and ask for a fed bailout. Can I identify as a Californian and get a check?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (dNzKv)
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You're just an undocumented Californian--heck! We all are.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe)

523 doyking

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (nd/mG)

524 How much more LOYALTY to the Republican Party do you want from Trump?!

**************

Trump is loyal to America, not the RINOS.

'Murica, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (+dsLj)

525 The Max Boot Tweet : "I just wrote..."


You know how you can tell that nobody reads your writings, right?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (3khas)

526 Huh. I think the White House channel gets special treatment on YouTube. If you go there for the live stream, it is just normal YouTube and there are "Recommended videos" on the right.

100% of them are other White House videos. Nothing to a press organ, no pundits, nothing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (hYcqw)

527 Go back to Ferdinand's at the WSU creamery. Same folks who make Cougar Gold. They also make ice cream. Each gallon is blessed by the kisses of angels.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)
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I've never been, but my sister-in-law says that ice cream is really good. I would love to try it some day. In the meantime, I will console myself with Cougar Gold.
Posted by: bluebell
.........

Culvers has really good ice cream here in the midwest.. Their Butter Pecan is the best around!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (CjFDo)

528 There was a link earlier to some of Hogmartin's great pictures from the Lansing, MI protest. PJ media also has a good story and pictures and video clips:

https://tinyurl.com/wfycxu4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (WI7YS)

529 woof?
woof
woof
[sniffs butt]

Posted by: jasper, peanut-butter enthusiast at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (TQ/zJ)

530 I fear that people have been ENJOYING this freak-out; panic as entertainment.

I'm pretty sure they're going to LOOK FORWARD to the next "cataclysm" the way my mom used to look forward to the next reason to slam a door.

Addicted to drama.



Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:38 PM (c9OwI)
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I fully expect a lot of drama queens, yes, you too, Barry, will be told to STFU after this lockdown crap ends, because, right now, the drama queens are the driving force behind our lockdown.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (WEBkv)

531 A few weeks ago, a friend called me and said that we could possibly have 120 million people dead... in America.

It really wasn't my place to tell him "That's not how diseases work; they don't just keep shooting up the chart in a straight line," because I'm just a lowly playwright, and he's a doctor.

But what're ya gonna do?

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (c9OwI)


Could. Possible. Might. IF! The weasel words of doom.

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

532 I think that might be Ebony Bowden that Jon Karl is flirting with.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (M5wRT)

533 >>Can I identify as a Californian and get a check?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:41 PM (dNzKv)

Identify as "median American wage-earner" and you'll get a check.

Posted by: Zod at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (XzT/D)

534 521 dyking

Posted by: Braenyard

----

523 doyking

Posted by: Braenyard

----

Thanks for... clearing that up?

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:43 PM (c9OwI)

535 Good protests always need to have an underlying ( at least) current of violence to be effective. Good natured, genial, smiling protests can be easily overlooked.
Posted by: tubal at April 15, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)

My concern is that they're going to push some guy to the limit where he feels they he has nothing to lose and then one of these governors is going to wind up dead. See the Killdozer guy. They pushed him into a corner and he decided they if he was going to lose everything he owned then he wasn't going down alone.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 15, 2020 05:43 PM (nu45M)

536 Why has the Small Business Loans dried up so fast and been such a cluster fuck of a failure. Well sillypants, it's because our elected officials and Derp State have created a 3rd party to handle all applications along with shell companies to collect money meant for Americans and American Businesses. Listen to this audio recording on YouTube before it gets taken down if you don't believe me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKDv3_ac6c

https://sbacsr.podbean.com/

You didn't believe that money was for Main Street Americans and American Businesses did you? Can't wait for the MSM and Conservative INC to dive into this story!!!

Posted by: Out of Shadows at April 15, 2020 05:43 PM (6Td99)

537 I think ultimately, this may be a case of the largest Cry Wolf in the
world. Someone made up some numbers and everyone freaked the hell out.
As a result, everyone withers..



Posted by: AlaBAMA



I don't want to believe this. I really don't.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 05:43 PM (G1eBa)

538 If she said that... and I have no reason to doubt that she did, I think that makes for some very interesting discussion, if anyone wants to have it.

She said it was dangerous illegal and will be swiftly challenged

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 05:43 PM (5bxa0)

539 I don't understand why they don't open up the doctors and hospitals for regular patients. It's not like they're short of beds. I don't think we have a single corona case in our county that is in ICU.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (lwiT4)

540 460 A few weeks ago, a friend called me and said that we could possibly have 120 million people dead... in America.

It really wasn't my place to tell him "That's not how diseases work; they don't just keep shooting up the chart in a straight line," because I'm just a lowly playwright, and he's a doctor.

But what're ya gonna do?

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (c9OwI)

A doctor said that? Is he a doctor like Jill Biden?

Or someone who read "The Stand" one too many times?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (d6Ksn)

541 Trump is loyal to America, not the RINOS.




'Murica, fuck yeah!


Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (+dsLj)

Point taken. Although I would like to note that RINOs, by their very name and nature, should not be lumped in with the Republican Party as a whole.

Posted by: pookysgirl's day off at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (XKZwp)

542 I agree with Max Boot.

Time to start drinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (A5zUN)

543 Here is an interesting tidbit. In researching this fabulous ice cream you were all talking about, It turns out to get it shipped was $80 for 6 pints. So went looking for stores that might carry it and for those of you lucky enough to live in the DC area, there is a place in Bethesda that carries it. Henry's Sweet Retreat.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (QzF6i)

544 Im hoping the trenchcoated reporterette in the middle in Trump's feed is a based one from OANN with boinkable qualities and no pointy elbows.

I care about the important things, morons.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (+dsLj)

545 I recall no shortage of prominent voices, droning on day after day about how this was going to get out of hand quickly and we'd all be lucky to survive it. I don't seem to have seen any of them, not a damn one, admit they were wrong.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (AQgqK)



They're never wrong when it's politics. That is what is so vile about politics. They are at war with the opposing party, always. Whatever it takes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (8fB/R)

546 I remember.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (8B6Ng)

547 Ca Gov "There are 2 million undocumented working in Ca and paying income taxes"

That is alot of fraudulent I-9 forms.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (dNzKv)

548
Thank you! But I know people might be strapped right now. I just meant to thank donors, not seek more.

Maybe once this passes I'll ask for more.

For now, I'm completely okay.



Posted by: ace at April 15, 2020 05:36 PM (PbpT7)


You can stock up on masks now.


Seriously, happy to hit the tip jar. You and the HQ keep me sane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

549 Happy Hour is about to start and by Happy Hour I mean Trump's Press conference.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:40 PM (dKiJG)

Time for some nice wine and enjoy the highlight of my day.

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

550

Scarf lady just showed up, so #soon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (8fB/R)

551 Finished with my "work" for the day. The administration says there will be no merit raises for the next fiscal year (a big 2% for yours truly), but that our salaries and benefits will continue, so I guess I'm still in good shape.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (rpbg1)

552 Dear Governor Newsome. Please send me a check. Sorry that I cannot document myself as a resident of California as I am an undocumented Californian.

And all that documentation stuff is racist, anyway, amirite?

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (Eicbe)

553 There's another White House feed that comes from the White House.

whitehouse dot gov/live

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (nd/mG)

554

Scarf lady brought a down coat, lol. So would I.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (8fB/R)

555 il dottore is there now

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (zr5Kq)

556 She said it was dangerous illegal and will be swiftly challenged
Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 05:43 PM (5bxa0)
+++++++++++++
Okay. Issue an EO withdrawing us from the UN and terminating all funding to the organization or any of its parts, since we're no longer members.

Sure, Congress will undo it when the EO expires, but shove it in her face.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (hYcqw)

557 I put in a Pay Check Protection application with the SBA and with BOA and I do not expect a red cent. Imcompetent cock suckers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (85Gof)

558 I don't understand why they don't open up the doctors and hospitals for regular patients


They are open to non Covid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (dNzKv)

559 Point taken. Although I would like to note that RINOs, by their very name and nature, should not be lumped in with the Republican Party as a whole.

*********

Agreed, somewhere along the line it became a deep state, country club Romneyish party and needs to be taken back.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (+dsLj)

560 460 A few weeks ago, a friend called me and said that we could possibly have 120 million people dead... in America.

It really wasn't my place to tell him "That's not how diseases work; they don't just keep shooting up the chart in a straight line," because I'm just a lowly playwright, and he's a doctor.

But what're ya gonna do?

Posted by: RKae
--------------------------
I think he'll be a bit off on his prediction. I hope this person doesn't gamble.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (gvVTU)

561 Ebony Bowden, New York Post

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rvkrqoj

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (M5wRT)

562 "Why has the Small Business Loans dried up so fast and been such a cluster fuck of a failure."
Too big to fail needs to take up the slack for too small to matter.

Posted by: I'd love to turn you in at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (Tnijr)

563 A doctor said that? Is he a doctor like Jill Biden?

Or someone who read "The Stand" one too many times?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V

---

He's a Democrat first and a doctor second.

Real doctor.

Office.

Patients.

Expensive house on a lakeside.

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (c9OwI)

564 So the new flavor Bluebell Red Velvet ice cream...does it have velvet and red in it?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (84Pcq)

565 525 The Max Boot Tweet : "I just wrote..."


You know how you can tell that nobody reads your writings, right?
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2020 05:42 PM (3khas


I hope he also quotes himself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (kE3dB)

566 Happy Hour is about to start and by Happy Hour I mean Trump's Press conference.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:40 PM (dKiJG)

So it's Happy, Happy Hour at this Ponderosa. I mean, it's not 5 o'clock here, but what the hell else do I have to do while staying safe/staying home?

Posted by: Tired of Follower-ship at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (m0Q1m)

567
I don't understand why they don't open up the doctors and hospitals for
regular patients. It's not like they're short of beds. I don't think we
have a single corona case in our county that is in ICU.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (lwiT4)


Quite a few GA docs and nurses have gone to NYC to help. Our hospitals (outside Atlanta) aren't busy at all, and now they're about to begin layoffs of staff.


But no elective surgeries!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

568 I don't understand why they don't open up the doctors and hospitals for regular patients


They are open to non Covid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (dNzKv)

No...Only open for non-elective procedures and they have scared away at this point 80% of the patients

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (85Gof)

569 554

Scarf lady brought a down coat, lol. So would I.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (8fB/R)


Cold hands, warm heart.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (nd/mG)

570 SHUT UP Dana. Just Shut Up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

571 Im hoping the trenchcoated reporterette in the middle in Trump's feed is a based one from OANN with boinkable qualities and no pointy elbows.

I care about the important things, morons.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:44 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++++++
She's near the front. No way she's from anywhere other than a ChiCom water-carrier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (hYcqw)

572 Even before I grew to despise him, the couch jokes were never funny. Posted by: Kensington at April 15, 2020 05:34 PM (kt2AE)

---
That tells you he made it up himself.

That was the only part of his schtick that was original to himself.

Everything else was stolen. He quoted the Simpsons, quoted Star Wars, quoted Star Trek, made references to raunchy movies, but it was all derivative.

His sole piece of originality was the part everyone always thought was dumb.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)

573 566 Happy Hour is about to start and by Happy Hour I mean Trump's Press conference.


I bet Trump wished he drank... I know he doesn't so I'll do it for him

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (5bxa0)

574 Thank you for the link Fenelon. Any pics of any of the morons that attended out there anywhere? Bueller?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (dUJdY)

575 547 Ca Gov "There are 2 million undocumented working in Ca and paying income taxes"


"but none of them vote tho! swearsies!"

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (j9HX3)

576 We are in extraordinary times, and we have chosen to put country over party -- and former vice president Joe Biden is the candidate who we believe will do the same.

Whenever I see anyone refer to Biden, in any capacity, it is surreal. He's gone, baby, gone and they act like he can count the fingers on one hand.

They are supporting a propped up dummy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (8fB/R)

577 Jar has been tipped. Check those pennies for the steel wheat ones.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (kE3dB)

578 Ca Gov "There are 2 million undocumented working in Ca and paying income taxes"

That is alot of fraudulent I-9 forms.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID

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2 million workers... but, strangely, only 4 social security numbers.

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (c9OwI)

579 I think ultimately, this may be a case of the largest Cry Wolf in the world. Someone made up some numbers and everyone freaked the hell out. As a result, everyone withers.

--------------

That's probably what the inscrutable Chinese planned all along. Overkill this time so later they release the real plague and we don't believe anyone.

Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (xarPm)

580 The shutdown really comes down to the CDC and the academic experts.

In Feb. it was obvious that (a) transmission rate was exceedingly high, and (b) there were many asymptomatics. (in fact, Ihave been typing this since mid Feb on the HQ)

It was clear that we needed studies. We HAD to know how it was trasnmitting and how sick people were getting in order to plan a strategy. That was blaringly obvious.

I do not blame the people at top, since they do not have time or skillset to understand this and do the studies. I also do not blame the people on the front lines - doctors, etc. since they are too busy in the details.

The fault lies in the organization and the people at the neck in the hourglass of information. Those whose job it is to read all the studdies and publications, and come up with advice that guys like Fauci or Brix can spout out to cameras.

Now maybe Fauci is responsible because those people work for him and he hired idiots, but mostly I think the CDC (and FDA for other reasons) are fully to blame for the confusion

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (LWu6U)

581 I put in a Pay Check Protection application with
the SBA and with BOA and I do not expect a red cent. Imcompetent cock
suckers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (85Gof)


Our church finally decided it wasn't blasphemous to take government money so they started the process. Two weeks ago. Still not in. Treasurer is 80 years old and can't remember what he did with the W-3.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (lwiT4)

582 She's near the front. No way she's from anywhere other than a ChiCom water-carrier.

***********************

You had to go and pop my balloon, didnt you.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (+dsLj)

583 My first act of President is to appoint my wife--or my sister--no, no, my wifester--siswife--sifter....

C'mon man! You know the thing!

Anyway, the bitch is going to be Surgeon General.

Posted by: Joe Sundown at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (Eicbe)

584 530 I fear that people have been ENJOYING this freak-out; panic as entertainment."

I think that's true of the media.

But ordinary people? This lockdown is boring as hell. And people stuck in their houses with their families 24/7 must be losing it. Financial fears coupled with the realization that work and school allowed you to escape for a few hours from people you love but can't escape from now - I keep thinking people will lose it any day now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (d6Ksn)

585 My concern is that they're going to push some guy to the limit where he feels they he has nothing to lose and then one of these governors is going to wind up dead."

Be still my beating heart!

but only the left has the insane passion to do that, nobody on our side does. If we were insane and irrational and couldn't care less about consequences, we'd be on their side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (trdmm)

586
Scarf lady brought a down coat, lol. So would I.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Get down and boogie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (aKsyK)

587

Two screens again. More media clips?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (8fB/R)

588 Our church finally decided it wasn't blasphemous to take government money so they started the process.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (lwiT4)

Take the king's shilling.

Posted by: Zod at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (XzT/D)

589 No...Only open for non-elective procedures and they have scared away at this point 80% of the patients
Posted by: Nevergiveup

---

What are they going to do when those 80% discover that they're healthier by staying away from hospitals?

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (c9OwI)

590

Trump's up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:49 PM (8fB/R)

591
Biden sees to it that his children are taken care of!

He'll do the same for yours! (Now go install insulation in those mobile homes, peasants!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (Xhp1L)

592 Soup's on

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (nd/mG)

593 Here we go..

Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (sGotD)

594 The Trump cometh

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (iTXRQ)

595 I put in a Pay Check Protection application with
the SBA and with BOA and I do not expect a red cent. Imcompetent cock
suckers.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (85Gof)


Husband's arrived today. He's got 20 employees to cover. His essential business is ready and eager to work, but all of his clients here and out of state are freaked out about having anyone come to their plants and businesses because Yellow Peril.

This is absolute insanity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

596 I prefer to be called Maestro to Dottore!

Posted by: dr fauci at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (TQ/zJ)

597 457 don't you have to bate first, before you can rebate

I crack myself up
ah me
Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:33 PM (iTXRQ)

And if you do it really professionally you're a master bater

heh

Posted by: browndog at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (gD6Ka)

598 Now maybe Fauci is responsible because those people work for him and he hired idiots, but mostly I think the CDC (and FDA for other reasons) are fully to blame for the confusion


this seems like a fair assessment, Gentlemen

but Id also lay some blame on our foreign intel agencies

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (j9HX3)

599 PDT!

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (M5wRT)

600 560 460 A few weeks ago, a friend called me and said that we could possibly have 120 million people dead... in America.

It really wasn't my place to tell him "That's not how diseases work; they don't just keep shooting up the chart in a straight line," because I'm just a lowly playwright, and he's a doctor.

But what're ya gonna do?

Posted by: RKae
--------------------------
I think he'll be a bit off on his prediction. I hope this person doesn't gamble.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 15, 2020 05:46 PM (gvVTU)


Interesting. I had a husband of an ER doctor basically say the same thing. Like, where are they getting this news? He's a huge lib so it wasn't a big surprise but still. He'll be on the parent teacher conference call tomorrow, I hope he doesn't start with his doomsday bs. He gets more cred, you see, bc he's married to a doc. Meanwhile, no deaths in our county in the middle of PA.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (xU7mE)

601 Ace: NeverTrumpers Declare: This is a Binary Election [2020], We Cannot Divide Our Votes Between One Candidate and a Third Party Protest Candidate!

Remember 2016?

Remember how insane I'd get when Not-Binary Ben Shapiro would insist the election wasn't biiiiiiinaaaaryyyyy?

*****

Wait, so are you saying that the 2016 election was a binary election, but the 2020 election isn't?

Posted by: El Jefe at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (Ae67h)

602 558 I don't understand why they don't open up the doctors and hospitals for regular patients


They are open to non Covid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:45 PM (dNzKv)

Because they want to save the Masks and Gowns and ventilators that are used for operations.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (dKiJG)

603 BOA sents out emails saying they need one more things and gives email to a link that is non functional. No contact phone numbers, no contact email, no help, no fuckin anything. And now the money is running out...out but those big companies got millions and millions already. Small business? nada nothing. The fix is in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (85Gof)

604 only the VP with him today
hmm...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

605 AMERICA OPENS TOMORROW

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:51 PM (iTXRQ)

606 Announcing opening tomorrow!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:51 PM (kE3dB)

607 >>It takes a lot of courage for Tank Abrams to want the VP with Joe. What if he makes unwanted advances? What if he gets his hand stuck, and they need a rescue team?
Posted by: bill in arkansas a

To get past the fat rolls would require an Inspector Gadget arm.

Posted by: Aviator at April 15, 2020 05:51 PM (0FTCx)

608 Is it me or does Trump's hair seem grayer?

Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 05:51 PM (kOpft)

609 oh thank God, thank God...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (G1eBa)

610 Ca Gov "There are 2 million undocumented working in Ca and paying income taxes"

That is alot of fraudulent I-9 forms.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID
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No. Can't be. We can't call them "illegal" because *they* themselves are not illegal, nobody is illegal.

We call them "undocumented" because they themselves are fully without documentation.

They have no documentation.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (Eicbe)

611 A few weeks ago, a friend called me and said that we could possibly have 120 million people dead... in America.

It really wasn't my place to tell him "That's not how diseases work; they don't just keep shooting up the chart in a straight line," because I'm just a lowly playwright, and he's a doctor.

But what're ya gonna do?


Forward to all of his friends.

Posted by: BourbonChicken with a Face Colander at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (LxTcq)

612 Whenever I see anyone refer to Biden, in any capacity, it is surreal. He's gone, baby, gone and they act like he can count the fingers on one hand.

They are supporting a propped up dummy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:47 PM (8fB/R)

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Just look at the MSM who are embarrassed by Biden and have given up interviewing him so as not to make it look worse yet these geniuses see him as their political savior. Real brain power there.

Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (xarPm)

613 "Our church finally decided it wasn't blasphemous to take government money so they started the process."


That money is already gone. Churchs will get some after Frosty the Snowman start taking vacations in Hades.

Posted by: I'd love to turn you in at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (Tnijr)

614 OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS MAN

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (j9HX3)

615
Just finished grocery shopping. Bodies stacked five high at every end cap of every aisle!

The horror! The horror!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (Xhp1L)

616 HoR rep from Michigan. Hypothetical Republican for a while (I think he ran as a tea party type) before turning coat and throwing in with the other team. Last year, we switched his party affiliation to "Independent" and accelerated his voting against Republicans in the House. He called for impeaching Trump, and was the only "non-Democrat" to vote for the Articles late last year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2020 05:12 PM (hYcqw)


So basically he fell for a DC democrat honeypot operation and they got all kinds of pictures.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2020 05:16 PM (axyOa)

I heard Amash's issue is that his family has a lot of ties to Chyna "business". So his break came when Trump turned his guns on them.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (eoQWY)

617 608 Is it me or does Trump's hair seem grayer?
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 05:51 PM (kOpft)


Was thinking the same. His hair has grayed a lot. But can't blame him

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (kE3dB)

618 Birx is in the audience.

Posted by: m at April 15, 2020 05:52 PM (M5wRT)

619 >Is it me or does Trump's hair seem grayer?
Posted by: Methos


YEAH HE'S LOSING THAT lustrous orange glow

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:53 PM (iTXRQ)

620 America opens tomorrow.........so now we know why Fauci isn't there.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2020 05:53 PM (xPl2J)

621 618 Birx is in the audience.


that's a good spot for her, now.

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:53 PM (j9HX3)

622 Stop to eat dinner and you will never catch up on all the comments

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2020 05:53 PM (ZCEU2)

623 YEAH HE'S LOSING THAT lustrous orange glow


maybe he also can't color it

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at April 15, 2020 05:53 PM (j9HX3)

624 Is it me or does Trump's hair seem grayer?
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2020 05:51 PM (kOpft)
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I was just coming here to ask the same thing. It's grey now, not yellow.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2020 05:53 PM (/669Q)

625 but Id also lay some blame on our foreign intel agencies
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!

oh ABSOLUTELY!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 15, 2020 05:53 PM (LWu6U)

626 They are supporting a propped up dummy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

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I don't want to give away the ending of the movie "El Cid," but...

Posted by: RKae at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (c9OwI)

627 Kewl beans. Finally.

Posted by: Sooner at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (6xsav)

628 Old and busted: Sun-In-His Hair.

New hotness: Frost King.

Posted by: Zod at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (XzT/D)

629 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (85Gof)



If either of us manages to get a PPP successfully, we can split it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (lwiT4)

630 I filled out the application for my boss. Jesus Christ... took me probably 5 hours total to gather everything they wanted.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

631
613 "Our church finally decided it wasn't blasphemous to take government money so they started the process."


I think the word you meant to use was "idolatrous", yo!

-- Mammon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (Xhp1L)

632 What? What? Did he say that?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (QzF6i)

633 Cue the Liberal Shrieking!

TRILLIONS WILL DIE!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (kE3dB)

634 420 FUCKING LILY PADS EVERYWHERE!!!!

kinky. at least you'll be able to wipe up after yourself.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (kf5Ci)

635 Now maybe Fauci is responsible because those people work for him and he hired idiots, but mostly I think the CDC (and FDA for other reasons) are fully to blame for the confusion

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 15, 2020 05:48 PM (LWu6U)


That large group shot of Fauci with the likes of Soros and Gates that I think the gateway pundit had on their site makes you squeamish. It's a who's who of people you cannot trust and hate America or only want the Globalist money. And there Fauci was, smack in the middle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (8fB/R)

636 Frost King...I like that. He'll need to be frosty, in dealing with the reopening hysteria.

Posted by: lizabth at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (L3Rsz)

637 and YOU get a ventilator and YOU get a ventilator...

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 15, 2020 05:54 PM (G1eBa)

638 Ha!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2020 05:55 PM (ZLI7S)

639 Interesting. I had a husband of an ER doctor basically say the same thing. Like, where are they getting this news? He's a huge lib so it wasn't a big surprise but still. He'll be on the parent teacher conference call tomorrow, I hope he doesn't start with his doomsday bs. He gets more cred, you see, bc he's married to a doc. Meanwhile, no deaths in our county in the middle of PA.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at April 15, 2020 05:50 PM (xU7mE)

It never happened that way even when they had no idea how diseases worked. People left affected areas, stayed home and epidemics burnt out, even with NO modern care.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2020 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

640 NOOD

Posted by: browndog at April 15, 2020 05:55 PM (gD6Ka)

641 Trump knows how to market. This is fucking brilliant.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Turning 30 (plus China is Asshoe) at April 15, 2020 05:55 PM (+dsLj)

642
this video they are playing is great!
GM converting their factory

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 15, 2020 05:55 PM (8fB/R)

643 do those GM ventilators have bumper to bumper warranties

Posted by: DB- just DB. at April 15, 2020 05:56 PM (iTXRQ)

644 haha, nervous. heck ya

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2020 05:56 PM (zr5Kq)

645 If GM can do it any American can do it.

We'll be back.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 05:56 PM (nd/mG)

646 The fault lies in the organization and the people at the neck in the hourglass of information. Those whose job it is to read all the studdies and publications, and come up with advice that guys like Fauci or Brix can spout out to cameras.

Now maybe Fauci is responsible because those people work for him and he hired idiots, but mostly I think the CDC (and FDA for other reasons) are fully to blame for the confusion

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That's another institution that has to pay the price for losing sight of its mission. When this is over dismantle and start again.

Posted by: Decaf at April 15, 2020 05:59 PM (xarPm)

647 We are in extraordinary times, and we have chosen to put country over party -- and former vice president Joe Biden is the candidate who we believe will do the same.


In what way? Cite some evidence. Just like with the FAB, they are inventing the candidate they want, when the actual person is nothing of the sort. Biden is a POS who sold out his country to China and Ukraine (that we know of so far) to help his son make money. He is a grifter piece of shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at April 15, 2020 05:27 PM (dNzKv)

Biden is a corrupt grifter, and so are they. He is their kind of people.

Trump is a patriot that gets things done. This is alien to them, they hate America and Americans.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 15, 2020 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

648 The Paolo tells me that NeverTrumpers are all in on non-binary marriages.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2020 06:08 PM (EGyGV)

649
It takes a lot of courage for Tank Abrams to want the VP with Joe. What if he makes unwanted advances? What if he gets his hand stuck, and they need a rescue team?
Posted by: bill in arkansas


Jaws of life

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2020 06:09 PM (aKsyK)

650 Perdue served in the U.S. Air Force, rising to the rank of captain before his discharge. wiki

He's also a veterinarian.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2020 06:20 PM (nd/mG)

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