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"American" "News" Media Are Now Agents of the Communist Chinese Regime

It's time for investigations, and it's time to strip the networks of the free use of the airwaves -- those are supposed to be used for the American public good, not for China's.

Here's that Chinese agent they all White Knighted for.

She read a clearly scripted propaganda statement -- why aren't you giving China credit for how masterfully it has fought coronavirus, and how generously it has aided the world? -- and Trump called her on it.

The media flipped out.

Phoenix TV is in fact owned by Chinese corporations which themselves are controlled by the Chinese government. US intelligence agencies have stated that Phoenix TV is an outlet for Chinese propaganda into the west.

The New York Times is also eager to publish Chinese propaganda:

The Chinese government’s propaganda machine has hyped medical aid that it has provided the United States and other countries during the pandemic.

Cui Tiankai, China’s ambassador to the U.S., published a New York Times op-ed on Sunday highlighting the aid.

Chinese officials have downplayed the government’s role in hiding the true extent of the coronavirus outbreak, which began at a wildlife food market in Wuhan.

And so is ABC/Disney -- because you gotta be a Chinese Agent if you want "Aladdin" to play in Beijing.

Disney/ABC curries favor with the Chinese government to make sure all of their movies are exhibited in China.

We need investigations to determine the exact level of bribery going on between Disney/ABC and China.

Bribing foreign government figures to gain business advantages is a felony forbidden by the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

NBC also violates the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, and probably the Foreign Agent Registration Act, pushing this Chinese propaganda:

Snark is great, but where are the calls for investigations?

If we can spend three years investigating whether the President made a Pee Pee Tape with some Russian Whores, surely we can spend a year investigating the obvious favors "American" broadcast networks -- who are given free use of the limited resource of the public airwaves but only on condition they use them for the American public good -- are doing for a hostile foreign communist power?

Why are they being permitted to keep the limited precious resource of free use of the American bandwidth when they are eager agents of a hostile power?

NBC also gloats that all the deaths and economic disruption from the Chinese Flu was worth it -- because we... reduced global warming.

The models prove it!

Enjoy this Trump troll of the media, if you haven't seen it already:

Posted by: Ace at 03:47 PM




Comments

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1 Of course I get willowed...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:47 PM (Do5/p)

2 650

Remember when you were a kid and you would Ferris Bueller your way to a high temperature to get out of school?

We are now going to see the opposite with people making sure their temperature shows as normal so they can actually go to work.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:47 PM

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (Do5/p)

3 No no no, Ace.

Reporters *do* investigations. You don't investigate reporters. That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (h+Dtu)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (zZbCU)

5 NBC also never mentioned that the 4000 test kits send to the UK, all of which are defective, were sent by China. And they put this story on the news yesterday at least twice.

Posted by: PJ at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (qlTN9)

6 "collusion"

Posted by: Clinton Body Count at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (MQ0v4)

7 damn, so close to a first. i started to read the content, but then i remembered the rules here and stopped.

now to go back and find my penance...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (8D42x)

8 missed the trifecta...damn!

Posted by: browndog at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (gD6Ka)

9 Peking Rose?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (A5zUN)

10 Yo!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2020 03:50 PM (Y4EXg)

11 >>We need investigations to determine the exact level of bribery going on between Disney/ABC and China.


Thought I saw that Disney/ABC and China went into some sort of partnership back in 2010 or so. I'll have to see if I can find this. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

12 close

Posted by: DanMan at April 08, 2020 03:50 PM (XTiHL)

13 Hey everybody.

I was late for the previous thread so I'll post this here, but more news that hopefully means this pandemic is drawing down: I got a call from my physical therapy clinic that they're seeing patients again, although only three days per week.

I frankly wish they could have gone to the three-day schedule originally, instead of being completely closed for a couple weeks, but at least it looks like this thing may finally BE COMING TO AN END.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (L2ZTs)

14 "American" "News" Media Are Now Known to Be Agents of the Communist Chinese Regime
+++++++++++++
Changed for clarity.

This cannot be new. I now only wonder how *long* they have been working for the Chicoms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw)

15 Me fuck you for hour!

Posted by: Phoenix TV at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (gmo/4)

16 What is wonderful is how they let the masks drop. Here is China, letting lose this pandemic, delaying notifying anyone, getting their patsies to say no big deal, and then once it is shown to be deadly China then moons everyone by supplying defective medical equipment, angering many. And their media fools, with all of this facing them decide "Hey, let's try telling everyone to calm down, China's really a good guy."


If you really want to see an example of taking the wrong tack, the MSM idiots couldn't have provided you with a clearer one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (lnWzE)

17 This is for you James Madison:

A deal - if you distribute your works into China, you accept a copyright of 25 years on said works.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (sX1BW)

18
Remember when you were a kid and you would Ferris Bueller your way to a high temperature to get out of school?

We are now going to see the opposite with people making sure their temperature shows as normal so they can actually go to work.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:47 PM

my wife remembers when she was young she used the blow dryer on a thermometer, set it on super high, and instead the thermometer shattered and sprayed mercury all over the bathroom floor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (Kpl3J)

19 3
No no no, Ace.



Reporters *do* investigations. You don't investigate reporters. That's just crazy talk.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (h+Dtu)
When was the last investigation that the MSM did? They are so lazy they can't even figure out who busted a biscuit and had Chipotle for lunch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (N39Ws)

20 Oops, no it was NBC and China. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

21 Does anybody remember how every company in Russia was Putin's puppet--except Uranium One, that is!

Posted by: Axeman at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (Eicbe)

22 Phoenix TV is in fact owned by Chinese corporations which themselves are
controlled by the Chinese government. US intelligence agencies have
stated that Phoenix TV is an outlet for Chinese propaganda into the
west.


Run by a former Chinese military officer, I read today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

23 I'm sorry, this got willowed, and it's too damn funny:

666 JackStraw! JackStraw ! JackStraw !
Posted by: runner at April 08, 2020 03:46 PM (zr5Kq)

Now go to the bathroom with the lights out and do that.

You will see him and his joint behind you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 03:48 PM (A5zUN)

Love this place...

Posted by: browndog at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (gD6Ka)

24 Also I announced in last night's ONT:

I'm gonna be watching more movies and a lot less
TV news every evening for the remainder of this lockdown, at the very least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (L2ZTs)

25 i did love how PDJT called her out, "sounds more like a statement than a question..."

and they all jumped to defend her.

oh and Iowahawk is a national treasure. that was one of the most brutal takedowns I've ever seen.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (8D42x)

26 Governor Walz is locking down Minnesota until May 4.

Posted by: rd at April 08, 2020 03:52 PM (+0uDE)

27 How effin sick you gotta be to cheer on corona because global warming?

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (RuIsu)

28 Walt is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (4o2K3)

29 Chinese Press Spy is pretty cute.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (Op9So)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Message from Wuhan spokesperson:

https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Has the left ever met a totalitarian regime it doesn't love?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (TdMsT)

33 "On social media and in interviews with CNN, a number of people of color -- activists, academics and ordinary Americans -- expressed fears that homemade masks could exacerbate racial profiling and place blacks and Latinos in danger."
--CNN

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1247506931427815430

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

34 Damn it - when to get a drink and came back without it.

The horror!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (Y4EXg)

35 The Wuhan back to life travel restriction lift light show.

It shows NOT ONE PERSON outside......

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

36 LOL at that bottom video. Dr. Brix didn't know what to do.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)

37 11 >>We need investigations to determine the exact level of bribery going on between Disney/ABC and China.

Thought I saw that Disney/ABC and China went into some sort of partnership back in 2010 or so. I'll have to see if I can find this. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 03:50 PM

I remember someone posting something the other day regarding the connection between the American media, American entertainment industry and China.

And that the media --- which is tied to the entertainment industry through stuff like ABC-Disney-ESPN, etc --- is going to protect China, because the entertainment industry makes so much of their money in China.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (Do5/p)

38 34 Damn it - when to get a drink and came back without it.

The horror!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (Y4EXg)

If you find it in the cupboard, you might give Joe Biden a call.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (A5zUN)

39 "American" "News" Media Are Now Known to Be Agents of the Communist Chinese Regime
+++++++++++++
Changed for clarity.

This cannot be new. I now only wonder how *long* they have been working for the Chicoms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw)

i'm going to go out on a limb and say 5 minutes after the USSR fell...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (8D42x)

40 Are you guys sure Linda Tripp died? Everything online says near death.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (y7DUB)

41 Just missed this more appropriate thread to post this in:

There are still ads on bilboards, subways, buses, and cabs all over the place in Boston advertising a Chinese dance troupe that was ironically scheduled to be there during the "peak" of the Chinese infection:

https://www.shenyun.com/boston/boch-center-wang-theatre

Posted by: espant at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (gJAok)

42 I read that Hollywood for several years resisted making any films that would offend Hitler's government because Hollywood movies continued palying in Germany.
And who was the first to play Hitler as a buffoon? does the James Madison want to take a guess?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (4a9Vv)

43 Linda Tripp, the Clinton sex scandal whistleblower who secretly recorded private phone calls with Monica Lewinksy, dies at age 70 'after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer less than a week ago'

Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (3aI0K)

44 Bernie Sanders was an anecdotal candidate!

Posted by: Doc Fauci, Bill Gates' Palace of Microchipped Vaccines at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (Ndje9)

45 Chinese Press Spy is pretty cute.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (Op9So)
-----
She love you long time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (4o2K3)

46 Has the left ever met a totalitarian regime it doesn't love?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (TdMsT)
+++++++++++++++
No. The only dictator they ever didn't love was Pinochet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)

47 Re: that last clip - unnamed reporter thinks "Gah, please don't make me sit next to Yamiche again, PLEASE!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

48 31
Message from Wuhan spokesperson:



https://youtu.be/L3tnH4FGbd0

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Translated as "China is asshoe!"??

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

49 Sad to realize 'China is asshoe!' guy is probably buried with a slug in his head by now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

50 17 This is for you James Madison:

A deal - if you distribute your works into China, you accept a copyright of 25 years on said works.
Posted by: SH at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (sX1BW)

============

This feels like a trick question...

Cause I feel that copyright should be closer to 25 years rather than the current copyright regime in America (Life+70).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (zZbCU)

51 You wanna reduce greenhouse gases? Jail everyone who works for the Media or the Democrats. It'll get the job done.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (E+OcO)

52 took a call from an AT&T guy trying to get me to buy into their super elite phone system that is used by the government and first responders since our waste company is listed as essential I guess.

I told him a wanted nothing to do with AT&T as I considered the company seditious and an enemy of the United States. He sounded shocked I would say something like that and I referenced AT&T providing phone records to political rivals and promoting the crack pots on CNN.

He was still sputtering as I hung up. And ATT was displayed on my desk phone so I assume he was legit.

Posted by: DanMan at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (XTiHL)

53 No. The only dictator they ever didn't love was Pinochet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)
-----
Ahem.

Posted by: Anastasio Somoza at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (4o2K3)

54 Linda Tripp, the Clinton sex scandal whistleblower who secretly recorded private phone calls with Monica Lewinksy, dies at age 70 'after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer less than a week ago'
Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (3aI0K)


The Clinton necktie is very long indeed.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (hku12)

55 42 I read that Hollywood for several years resisted making any films that would offend Hitler's government because Hollywood movies continued palying in Germany.
And who was the first to play Hitler as a buffoon? does the James Madison want to take a guess?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (4a9Vv)

=========

Chaplin?

The Great Dictator?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (zZbCU)

56 I like how Dr. Birx keeps her cool and answers his loaded question.

Posted by: JAS at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (2BZBZ)

57 18

my wife remembers when she was young she used the blow dryer on a thermometer, set it on super high, and instead the thermometer shattered and sprayed mercury all over the bathroom floor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM

Hah! I bet we all have stories like that for how we tried --- and failed --- to get out of going to school.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (Do5/p)

58 We need a good witch hunt like we had in the 50s to find the commies. Amazing how many there actually were and how the USSR records validated the paranoia. Yuan a bet these guys are either getting paid directly or are gaining access to chinese markets?

Posted by: IanDeal at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (vgGyZ)

59 And that the media --- which is tied to the entertainment industry through stuff like ABC-Disney-ESPN, etc --- is going to protect China, because the entertainment industry makes so much of their money in China.

---------------

Until China sends us $$$ to pay for this, no distribution in China. Any distribution in violation of this, then you lose your copyright. Perfectly Constitutional.

In reality, it would be better if the Chinese people used the black market to obtain access to American media because that would create distrust in their government overlords.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (sX1BW)

60 49 Sad to realize 'China is asshoe!' guy is probably buried with a slug in his head by now.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

'Covid-19' is horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (A5zUN)

61 The only dictator they ever didn't love was Pinochet.

And Francisco Franco. They even loved Hitler and Mussolini at first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

62 >>And who was the first to play Hitler as a buffoon? does the James Madison want to take a guess?




Charlie Chaplin?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (bDqIh)

63 Every chance you get, make sure you point out it is the Wuhan Flu (or something similar) and it's China's fault. Don't argue, just point it out and move on. I called some guy on Insty who used the Flu of 1919 a Chinese propagandist. Hammer them with relentless force. Letting China infect us and open borders are morally wrong.
Oh, and the David French thing is pathetic. I only have to do an hour or two of work a day, but I still follow a routine. I'm not acting like a college kid.

Posted by: WOPR at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (MvN1T)

64 On social media and in interviews with CNN, a number of people of color -- activists, academics and ordinary Americans -- expressed fears that homemade masks could exacerbate racial profiling and place blacks and Latinos in danger."
--CNN

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1247506931427815430
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
Oh good grief. Masks are not only useless, they're worse for minorities.

Gimmie a break. CNN needs to fuck off permanently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)

65 There will never by another Donald Maximus Trump.

I hope Barron is watching his dad and taking notes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

66 Because their thinking is like the irrational thinking Jen the original spelled out in her post above.


I could use masks if you have extra. Dont sew. Don't have a sewing machine. We've been using scarves. mine is so warm I feel like I'm going to pass out. I only use it in the store. Otherwise I just try to stay 6 feet away from people
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2020 03:53 PM (WI7YS)

The video the Surgeon General did on making a mask works just Hold up a flame and blow if you can blow it out your mask isn't good

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 08, 2020 03:58 PM (dKiJG)

67 Did Bob Iger quit as Disney CEO because he was tired of Xi Jinping's taste?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: aelfheld at April 08, 2020 03:58 PM (IxDhF)

68 "Corporations" whose operations are controlled and dictated by the government.

Pretty much the textbook definition of fascism, from the economic side, anyway.

The real fascism, not the SJW-screamer kind.

See also: "mainstream" American leftism and the Democratic Party. See also also establishment Republicans.

Posted by: filbert at April 08, 2020 03:58 PM (NiXyF)

69 Sad to realize 'China is asshoe!' guy is probably buried with a slug in his head by now.

"No no, he all over China now! His spleen in Taipei, his liver in Beijing, his pancreas in Wuhan!"
--Chinese government

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

70 Oh God that video. Barr can hardly control himself!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 03:58 PM (dUJdY)

71 Media: everyone needs to stay home! No one should die to preserve our way of life!


Military: oh, really? Bite me, crybaby.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 08, 2020 03:58 PM (myjNJ)

72 Greenpeace in Beijing.

Think about that on for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2020 03:58 PM (JCrfD)

73

The little shit Jon Karl from ABC...never liked that guy, not my kinda guy.

He definitely seems the type to take bribes.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (lg/F7)

74 LOL at that bottom video. Dr. Brix didn't know what to do.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)


I think she knows her time is almost up too.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (hku12)

75 And Francisco Franco. They even loved Hitler and Mussolini at first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

The NJ governor was morning the loss of some guy who supported the commies in the Spanish Civil War. Franco kept Spain out of WWII and at least maintained a country.

Posted by: WOPR at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (MvN1T)

76 And Bill Barr is standing there trying to suppress a snicker.

Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (8erNz)

77 isn't it strange that the Chinese Gov has control of all those buildings lights.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (dKiJG)

78 Pray for some Old Testament fire and brimstone specifically on these useless, worthless ambulatory turds.

Enough is Enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (wGitj)

79 FARA, definitely. FCPA, don't think so. Don't think the analogy between bribes for contracts/business to "services rendered" in terms of self-censorship, parroting of propaganda for access, really works, or would work in a prosecution.

But don't think that angle has ever been pursued, so who knows.

At least for "news" outfits. Disney might be a better analogous situation, so if corporate ownership means ABC = Disney, then maybe.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (El6T/)

80 That glance Trump and Barr exchanged is by far the funniest shit I've seen in the Trump era. BY FAR.

LOLLLLLLL!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (j3npP)

81 74: Paige Reffe"s wife is a Clinton partisan. Dr Brix should come clean about her spouse's activities

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (ONvIw)

82 I read that Hollywood for several years resisted making any films that would offend Hitler's government because Hollywood movies continued palying in Germany.
And who was the first to play Hitler as a buffoon? does the James Madison want to take a guess?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (4a9Vv)

=========

Chaplin?

The Great Dictator?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (zZbCU)

him or Donald duck was my guess.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (8D42x)

83 Burn,Scatter,Salt...
Some assembly required

Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (CTv2h)

84 My daughter just asked to go down the street to play at a friends house. I said yes, I just I just killed the whole family.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (UUBmN)

85 Here is a video that explains why everything sucks...

https://tinyurl.com/wr2a6a7


Stay with it till the pay off lines, you'll know what they are.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (Gihrr)

86 76 And Bill Barr is standing there trying to suppress a snicker.
Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (8erNz)

Yes! It was great.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (Ez6QX)

87
Chaplin?



The Great Dictator?


I may be mistaken, but I think the Three Stooges beat him by a few months.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

88 >>I hope Barron is watching his dad and taking notes.


Don Jr. is quite an effective troll, just like his dad.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (bDqIh)

89 I actually liked the new Aladdin... Except for the women's lib aspect.. And Fuck the media

Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (5bxa0)

90 I am waiting for the Ultimate Authority on Chinese American business relationships, Lebron James (famous Nike shoe wearer ) to comment on this development.

Lebron is the kindest, warmest and most thoughtful human being that I have ever seen, and I am sure he would always tell the truth.

Have you seen Tinker Belle lately?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (vcOmj)

91 Gimmie a break. CNN needs to fuck off permanently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (hYcqw)



You can bet that entire story, including interviews, was created, written and produced in the studio.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (axyOa)

92 I like how Dr. Birx keeps her cool and answers his loaded question.


Posted by: JAS at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (2BZBZ)

Did you notice Barr trying not to laugh out loud at that setup?

i was laughing watching it.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (8D42x)

93 Youyou Wang: "Are you co-operating with China?"

President Trump: "Who are you working for--China?"

Youyou Wang: "No. I work for Hong Kong's Phoenix TV."

President Trump: "Not you, Youyou--I was talking to Jonathan Karl."

Posted by: Doc Fauci, Director, Bill Gates' Palace of Microchipped Vaccines at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (Ndje9)

94 Chinese toady is hawt.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (T6t7i)

95 LOL watch this bit from a conference

https://twitter.com/RealMattCouch/status/1247970108359741441

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

96 Greenpeace is an op.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (RuIsu)

97
I liked Linda Tripp.

Posted by: MHK at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (iQIUe)

98 LOL at that bottom video. Dr. Brix didn't know what to do.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 03:54 PM (Ez6QX)

I think she knows her time is almost up too.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (hku12)


Rush was talking about Brix's husband being a big Clintonista. She and Fauci need to go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

99 "The planet has benefited from the coronavirus pandemic - but only in the short term.
Senior climate officer Li Shuo at Greenpeace in Beijing says it's too early to 'pop the champagne corks'..."

What, so we should wait until the human population gets cut by 90% before we can break out the bubbly?

Who edits this stuff at NBC?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (iuFgi)

100 And Bill Barr is standing there trying to suppress a snicker.
Posted by: JEM

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I swear when he leaned into PDT at the end I thought he was going to say to him "Hey Boss, pull my finger!".

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (Y4EXg)

101 Oh, and the David French thing is pathetic. I only have to do an hour or two of work a day, but I still follow a routine. I'm not acting like a college kid.
Posted by: WOPR at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM (MvN1T)
++++++++++++
Oh, dear.

When my college kids returned home after the University of Tennessee canceled live classes for the semester due to coronavirus, my wife and I laid down the law."You're in a functioning home now," we said. "This isn't a college dorm. We'll go to bed at a decent hour and get up at a decent hour."

Exactly 10 days later I found myself logging onto the online multiplayer video game World of Warcraft at 1:30 a.m., just minutes after we finished binging Tiger King on Netflix. I logged off at 2:40 a.m. My college son was already fast asleep.

We fought the good fight against the college life, and the college life won.

:: makes jerking motion ::

So they're saying that they're overgrown children with no sense of responsibility and that they suck and and also that they are hypocrites? Do I have that right? Also, why did Time publish something about the French Mistake's dysfunctional home life?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (hYcqw)

102 I actually liked the new Aladdin... Except for the women's lib aspect...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (5bxa0)


So about 2 minutes of it then?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (hku12)

103
NBC News@NBCNews
The planet has benefited from the coronavirus pandemic - but only in the short term.
Senior climate officer Li Shuo at Greenpeace in Beijing says it's too early to "pop the champagne corks" and that "it's hardly a sustainable way to reduce emissions." (2/7)


Not a parody account.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (MQ0v4)

104 81 74: Paige Reffe"s wife is a Clinton partisan. Dr Brix should come clean about her spouse's activities
Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (ONvIw)

Who names a boy Paige?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

105 84 My daughter just asked to go down the street to play at a friends house. I said yes, I just I just killed the whole family.
Posted by: lin-duh


lin-duh is asshoe!

(i keed, i keed...)

Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2020 04:03 PM (8erNz)

106 I don't think anything will come of a call to investigate the China/American press axis.

The investigation would have to be done by the very people (congressthings) that have intricate and multi-layered ties either directly with China or indirectly through lobbyists and donors

you don't bite the hand that feeds you

Posted by: DB- just DB. Open America NOW at April 08, 2020 04:03 PM (iTXRQ)

107 I'm calling the media "Very Angry People" (VAP for short) from now on.

Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 08, 2020 04:03 PM (XKZwp)

108 9898: Paige Reffe was a Clinton advance man went everywhere with Clinton...adores China.

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:03 PM (ONvIw)

109 I think there is something to the "masks might be problematic for minorities" because typically masks have been associated with criminal activity and sinister behavior in the USA, and cops keep an eye out for that sort of thing. So yes, I could buy that some minorities might be hesitant to wear something like that because they fear being rousted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

110 Who edits this stuff at NBC?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (iuFgi)
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Ideological totalitarians who had America and everything she stands for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (hYcqw)

111 I liked Linda Tripp.

Shit, did she die? I heard she was not doing well.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (dUJdY)

112 NBC also never mentioned that the 4000 test kits send to the UK, all of which are defective, were sent by China. And they put this story on the news yesterday at least twice.
Posted by: PJ at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM

Your figure is off a bit.

Try 3.5 MILLION kits. All defective.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (iQmdl)

113 In China, the Media is forced to repeat Official Lies.

In America, they volunteer.

Posted by: Doc Fauci, Director, Bill Gates' Palace of Microchipped Vaccines at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (Ndje9)

114
I have a bad feeling about Boris. They said John Prine was doing better, too.

Posted by: MHK at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (iQIUe)

115 104 Paige's mama was asshoe

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (ONvIw)

116 109 I think there is something to the "masks might be problematic for minorities" because typically masks have been associated with criminal activity and sinister behavior in the USA, and cops keep an eye out for that sort of thing. So yes, I could buy that some minorities might be hesitant to wear something like that because they fear being rousted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)


"That's retarded, sir."

- - Rachel Jenteel, acting girlfriend

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (pS94+)

117 Greetings:

I've been watching Asian movies for a while now mostly for the hoppy-choppy sliced-dicey. One of the things that I've noticed is that those with the Chicom imprimatur seen to contain somewhat less Progressive propaganda than our American films.

Posted by: 11B40 at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (evgyj)

118 The NJ governor was morning the loss of some guy who supported the commies in the Spanish Civil War. Franco kept Spain out of WWII and at least maintained a country.
Posted by: WOPR


If the Commies ('republicans', snicker) had won the Spanish Civil War, Hitler would have invaded Spain, and probably closed the Straits of Gibraltar.

Curiously, by doing that he may have actually won WWII, by cutting off the British from North Africa.

Rommels Afrika Corps would then have rolled through Egypt, and then into the ME and into the Southern USSR. Also cutting off the southern Lend Lease route to Russia (through the port of Basra and then through Iran). Ultimately defeating the USSR.

Game. Set. Match.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (vcOmj)

119 CNN was in the pocket of Saddam Hussein in order to gain access and nothing happened to them. The CNN honchos who made that deal should have been executed for treason.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (rSHlY)

120 Linda Tripp died this morning with her husband and daughter at her bedside, DailyMail.com has learned.

Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (3aI0K)

121 The MFM has always loved them some commies. It used to be the Russians but since they began embracing capitalism a few years ago they are switching to China. They should have their network air time pulled and forced to use their brothers in the print media.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (mpXpK)

122 In China, the Media is forced to repeat Official Lies.

In America, they volunteer.
Posted by: Doc Fauci, Director, Bill Gates' Palace of Microchipped Vaccines at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (Ndje9)
+++++++++++++++++
This is why I hate our press more than Pravda. In Pravda, there were many deliberately evil actors. Their executives and shot-callers certainly were. There were at least some (and probably many), though, who did what they did because there were guns pointed at them if they didn't.

Our press whores suck cock by choice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (hYcqw)

123 The masks China sent to places are defective as well, ridiculously so. They're ripping people off to take advantage of fear. Its kind of cultural, its always been about what you can get away with and being considered shrewd and clever if you rip people off. Whether its right or wrong really doesn't even come into the discussion at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

124 117 Greetings:

I've been watching Asian movies for a while now mostly for the hoppy-choppy sliced-dicey. One of the things that I've noticed is that those with the Chicom imprimatur seen to contain somewhat less Progressive propaganda than our American films.
Posted by: 11B40 at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (evgyj)

==========

I watched Train to Busan the other day, and I thought it was extremely political. It's just Korean politics, not American politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (zZbCU)

125 re 55: well, "The Great Dictator" was released Mar 7 1941.
The Stooges "You Nazty Spy" was released Jan 19 1940.
I recall hearng somewhere or other that the Stooges were on Hitler's personal list of people to be executed.

For a consolation prize we are giving you a copy of the Sunday NY Times, in case you have a parakeet or run out of Canadian Grade toilet paper.
DJIA closes up 779.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (4a9Vv)

126 100 And Bill Barr is standing there trying to suppress a snicker.
Posted by: JEM

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I swear when he leaned into PDT at the end I thought he was going to say to him "Hey Boss, pull my finger!".
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (Y4EXg)


Suppressed Snicker = Shep with the runs?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (pS94+)

127 Your figure is off a bit.

Try 3.5 MILLION kits. All defective.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 08, 2020 04:04 PM (iQmdl)


You don't know that for sure. That report is anecdotal.

I'll need to see a study on those masks.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (Op9So)

128 I did tell her not to get coughed on or lick anything so she should be fine...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (UUBmN)

129 Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 03:59 PM (hku12)

Rush was talking about Brix's husband being a big Clintonista. She and Fauci need to go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:02 PM (ptqGC)


I would imagine this sort of thing has played out time and again. When Trump stops treating you with deference, it's probably time to start clearing out your desk.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (hku12)

130 >>I liked Linda Tripp.


She was looking out for her young friend - and her suspicions were right on target, given how Bill and his crew were destroying Monica's reputation by depicting her as a cray-cray stalker up 'till she produced the infamous blue dress (Tripp's idea).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (bDqIh)

131 119 CNN was in the pocket of Saddam Hussein in order to gain access and nothing happened to them. The CNN honchos who made that deal should have been executed for treason.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (rSHlY)


"I know, right?!"

- - Duranty and Ochs, LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (pS94+)

132 WIKI According to the Internet Movie Database, You Nazty Spy! was the first Hollywood film to spoof Hitler. It was released nine months before the Charlie Chaplin film The Great Dictator, which began filming in September 1939. You Nazty Spy! was filmed on December 5-9, 1939.[1]

So it was the Stooges, though Chaplin started filming first

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

133
From the sidebar:

Nancy French
@NancyAFrench
·
34m
My husband @DavidAFrench laid down the law when the kids came home from college bc of COVID19. 'This is not a dorm,' he said.

His resolve did not last through the first week.

-------

My guess is: the kid ended up back in the house when The French Mistake answered a Craigslist ad stating: "hungry college stud seeks unfulfilled housewife in need of a bull."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:07 PM (DXYgo)

134 My university just sent out an email about serious belt tightening coming.
Yeah. Fine.
My Chinese students are going back to China anyway.
But they did just open up an office for the Confucius Institute. That would be the same Institute that is being shut down in universities across the country for ties to Chinese Intelligence.

I bet that doesn't close.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 04:07 PM (axyOa)

135 I think there is something to the "masks might be
problematic for minorities" because typically masks have been associated
with criminal activity and sinister behavior in the USA, and cops keep
an eye out for that sort of thing. So yes, I could buy that some
minorities might be hesitant to wear something like that because they
fear being rousted.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

Just write "Tell your folks I says hi" on it and you'll be fine!
https://youtu.be/t2bnwTTJaWU

Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 08, 2020 04:07 PM (XKZwp)

136 I watched Train to Busan the other day

That's nothing. I took the Last Train to Clarksville.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2020 04:07 PM (T6t7i)

137 Radio says it's 95 degrees outside.

I go outside.

Its like no 95 degrees I've ever felt before.

My weather station says it's 85 in the shade.

They're lying.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

138 After we are finished for the Sino shills in the media, we can spare some heat for companies like Nike and Google, can't we? They certainly share some blame for letting these bat eating bastards worm their way into all aspects of American culture.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 08, 2020 04:08 PM (tRd71)

139 132 WIKI According to the Internet Movie Database, You Nazty Spy! was the first Hollywood film to spoof Hitler. It was released nine months before the Charlie Chaplin film The Great Dictator, which began filming in September 1939. You Nazty Spy! was filmed on December 5-9, 1939.[1]

So it was the Stooges, though Chaplin started filming first
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM (oVJmc)


G-d bless Moe Howard, he could pull off a Hitler easily.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:08 PM (pS94+)

140 134: all these institutes need to go.

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:08 PM (ONvIw)

141
I should make masks in gang colors. Opportunity in adversity...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (pS94+)

142

It's only getting worse. I've been watching this, and like I said this morning, the Canadian news outlets are refusing to list where the 62000 defective masks came from. They just say 62,000 defective masks were distributed to nursing homes...

I bet they want you think they are from the US. Will.Not.Say.China.

And, btw, meant to post this earlier:

EU top scientist resigns at height of coronavirus over bloc's outbreak response: 'I have lost faith'

The chief of the European Union's top science organization resigned Tuesday at the height of the coronavirus pandemic, saying he "lost faith" in the EU's response to the crisis.

Professor Mauro Ferrari, president of the European Research Council (ERC), claimed red tape and internal politics hindered his ability to take swift and comprehensive action against the pandemic. He was only three months into his four-year term before resigning.

Prior to leading the organization, Ferrari was best known as a pioneering scientist in the field of nanomedicine who worked for decades in the U.S.

Ferrari's resignation was announced in a statement he released to the Financial Times. He complained about running into institutional and political obstacles as he sought to set up a scientific program to combat the virus.

"I have seen enough of both the governance of science and the political operations at the European Union," he wrote in the statement. "I have lost faith in the system itself."


fox news

EUexit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (8fB/R)

143 Franco was no Hitler fan just as we were no Stalin fan. The Spanish Civil War is the one example where the losers got to write the history.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (rSHlY)

144 Ïthey didn't love Pinochet because they were putting all their support behind Allende as the next Castro

Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (bMMCK)

145 Linda Tripp died this morning with her husband and daughter at her bedside, DailyMail.com has learned.

I'm really sorry to hear this. She got treated horribly by the press.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (dUJdY)

146
Linda Tripp died this morning with her husband and daughter at her bedside, DailyMail.com has learned.

Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (3aI0K)


Oh no. Prayers up for her family.


(It wasn't Arkancide, was it?)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

147 140 134: all these institutes need to go.
Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:08 PM (ONvIw)


"How dare you!"

- - The Institute for Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, Ministry of Silly Walks

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (pS94+)

148
I should make masks in gang colors. Opportunity in adversity...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (pS94+)

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I want to market Scorpion and Sub-Zero facemasks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (DXYgo)

149 So...French Davidian was going to "lay down the law" and throw his kids out in the cold? I assume they live at home still when they aren't in school?

And then he...didn't kick them out?

And this is a Thing because...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (KxVoZ)

150 The problem with the CNN report is even if it has some validity about minorities and masks... running that story just made them even less likely to wear one and made people nervous about masks. And that's not just irresponsible, its unwise and immoral.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

151 That's nothing. I took the Last Train to Clarksville.
Posted by: pep at April 08, 2020 04:07 PM (T6t7i)
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Who met you at the station?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (4o2K3)

152 14 This cannot be new. I now only wonder how *long* they have been working for the Chicoms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 03:51 PM (hYcqw)


Since the 30s and it increased whenChiang Kai-shek had to evacuate to Taiwan.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (mpXpK)

153 Oh shit.


Dr Birx is "concerned" about NE cities.


Stand by for another 30 days of winter.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (MQ0v4)

154 ChinBC

Posted by: Tuco at April 08, 2020 04:11 PM (Z4rgH)

155 151 That's nothing. I took the Last Train to Clarksville.
Posted by: pep at April 08, 2020 04:07 PM (T6t7i)
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Who met you at the station?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (4o2K3)


Liquid Paper.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:11 PM (pS94+)

156 "American" "News" Media Are Now Agents of the Communist Chinese Regime
-----------------------------------

"Now"

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2020 04:11 PM (Sqsah)

157 Pinochet was a murdering jerk, he just was an anti-Communist murdering jerk, so at least his goals were more noble than most tyrants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

158 The new IHME estimate of deaths -- 60,000 -- is now lower than the CDC's estimate of deaths from the 2017-18 flu. Which had 45 million infections and 810,000 hospitalizations.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 08, 2020 04:11 PM (m9lLZ)

159 ChinBS

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2020 04:11 PM (Z4rgH)

160 29
Chinese Press Spy is pretty cute.

Posted by: I Am No One

Yes, she is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (MVR7y)

161 China is the model for the future. Get used to it.

Posted by: No at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (S4HFz)

162 HUAC II?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (e963N)

163 I will not wear a mask.


It will trigger my claustrophobia and make me stab someone.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (MQ0v4)

164 Linda Tripp died this morning with her husband and daughter at her bedside, DailyMail.com has learned.

I'm really sorry to hear this. She got treated horribly by the press.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (dUJdY)


The "believe all women" nags hated her.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (y7DUB)

165 161 China is the model for the future. Get used to it.
Posted by: No at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (S4HFz)

NO

Posted by: It's me donna at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (5bxa0)

166 Remember.

Dianne Feinstein had a Chinese spy as her driver for 20 years.

We were sold out a LONG TIME AGO.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

167 I think the press has long been sympathetic to the Chinese Communists but I think they have begun to be actively working with and to assist the Chicoms since Bush was in office. I think there was a lot of 'we have the same enemies' outreach about then by the ChiComs, since the Russians had so heart-breakingly let them down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

168
Pinochet was a murdering jerk, he just was an anti-Communist murdering jerk, so at least his goals were more noble than most tyrants.

------

"... I wouldn't know [what it's like to kill a human being]. I've only killed Communists."

----Rafal Gan-Ganowicz

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (DXYgo)

169 147 I laughed. But remember that every foreign student that gets to buy a place in an American engineering, business, or science program takes the place of an American applicant. This is most true in graduate programs, but many stem programs have limited enrollments.

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (ONvIw)

170 China is the model for the future. Get used to it.
Posted by: No at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (S4HFz)


You are asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

171 I saw Pee Pee Tape open for Foreign Corrupt Practices at the Pittsburgh Civic Arena in 1982.

Posted by: db at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (1i3zr)

172 Oh shit. Dr Birx is "concerned" about NE cities. Stand by for another 30 days of winter.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (MQ0v4)


Repeat after me - these fuckers will NEVER let this go without a fight.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (Op9So)

173 ChiNN

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (Z4rgH)

174 157 Pinochet was a murdering jerk, he just was an anti-Communist murdering jerk, so at least his goals were more noble than most tyrants.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)


Allende was out of his mind. Pinochet whacked a few thousand people and saved an entire nation from becoming Zimbabwe.

Call it as I see it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (pS94+)

175 82 I read that Hollywood for several years resisted making any films that would offend Hitler's government because Hollywood movies continued palying in Germany.
And who was the first to play Hitler as a buffoon? does the James Madison want to take a guess?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (4a9Vv)

=========

Chaplin?

The Great Dictator?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 03:56 PM (zZbCU)

him or Donald duck was my guess.
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 04:00 PM (8D42x)

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Didn't the Marx Brothers do a parody of Hitler and Mussolini?

I still remember a WWIi John Wayne movie where they kissed Stalin's Ass. John Wayne fell in love with a female Russian Tank Commander IIRC.

Posted by: rd at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (+0uDE)

176
Linda Tripp died this morning with her husband and daughter at her bedside, DailyMail.com has learned.

Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 04:05 PM (3aI0K)


A foreign press entity covered her death, but not a domestic one. How telling.

Rest in Peace, Ms. Tripp

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (pNxlR)

177
Posted by: SturmToddler

I just want to take a moment and say that I find this nic both highly amusing and deeply, deeply disturbing.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (Y9chh)

178 Saw this on Newsbusters earlier too



ABC Cheers China as 'Glimmer of Hope,' Trashes Trump for 'Missed Warning Signs'
https://tinyurl.com/qnjvy8z

video there

As footage appeared on screen of Wuhan lit up with light shows and images of Chinese government propaganda, Roberts gushed:

The people counted down like it was New Year's Eve, I don't blame them, midnight light show, skyscrapers lit up with the words, "Hello, Wuhan." Air, train, and bus service into and out of the area is back. Now we should say, some restrictions do remain, but, George, this is definitely progress that we want to see.

Fellow co-host George Stephanopoulos chimed in: "It is so good to see that progress, Robin."

Just moments before that cheering of China, Stephanopoulos teased: "Breaking this morning, an exclusive ABC News investigation. American military medical investigators sounded the alarm about coronavirus back in November. So why didn't the White House ramp up efforts to combat COVID-19 more quickly?"


"progress" seems to be their mandate word now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (8fB/R)

179 In all of our coastal GA counties, we've had a total of seven deaths from the Yellow Peril.

Seven.

But Kemp has shut down the entire state because Atlanta and Albany. And he's extended the shut-down until May 13.

Insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

180 What needs added to this post is that Jonathan Karl is the person in charge of who sits where in the press room--he makes that call each and every day.

He deliberately placed this known communist agent where she would be certain to ask question.

He asks is the one who wanted OAN kicked out--preference to enemy communists over Americans.

The whole fucking press is rife though with CCP throne sniffers.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (vPKfA)

181 China is the model for the future. Get used to it.

Vast pollution, zero worker safety standards, bribery, murdering political prisoners to harvest organs, zero freedom of the press, and a brutal unquestioned dictatorship?

I guess if you like that sort of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

182 You could always use the China masks as a cool birthday party trick by blowing out the candles with a mask over your face.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (rSHlY)

183 166 Remember.

Dianne Feinstein had a Chinese spy as her driver for 20 years.

We were sold out a LONG TIME AGO.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)


He was not so much a spy as Dianne's co-conspirator.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (pS94+)

184 Trump was going to let it go until she asked,
"are you cooperating with China?".

Sounds like an interrorgator.
You're not talking to O'Suckup, sweetie.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (L5Ypf)

185 they tried to Katrina PDT and instead they are all gonna get Epsteined

Posted by: x at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (nFwvY)

186 179 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)


So Tank Abrams actually is governor...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (pS94+)

187 160 So were all the you g people wearing the I Am Not a Virus signs that went along with the hug a Chinese day.

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (ONvIw)

188 The time for investigations was when it became clear that >98% of the media had the *identical* editorial perspective gushing through their reporting choices.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (Sqsah)

189 59

Until China sends us $$$ to pay for this, no distribution in China. Any distribution in violation of this, then you lose your copyright. Perfectly Constitutional.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2020 03:57 PM

I like it. I hope Trump does it.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (Do5/p)

190 Allende was out of his mind. Pinochet whacked a few thousand people and saved an entire nation from becoming Zimbabwe.

Probably. But he was a bit more liberal with the whacking than was probably necessary. He whacked everyone who disagreed with him or questioned him, along with real commies, and then lots of "my neighbor who has land I want and is a commie" guys got killed.

He was a bad guy, just a bad guy who fought our enemies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

191 It's time for some turtle soup.

http://tinyurl.com/un35t6u

Posted by: Braenyard at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (L5Ypf)

192 >>> 138 After we are finished for the Sino shills in the media, we can spare some heat for companies like Nike and Google, can't we? They certainly share some blame for letting these bat eating bastards worm their way into all aspects of American culture.
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 08, 2020 04:08 PM


Using past history as a guide:

We will soon elect a new president for no other reason that his name sounds sort of like covid or wuhan or corona or something. He'll have to be Chinese. We will also find out that he's actually not human but some kind of Communist China / SARS virus / human hybrid out to kill all of us and destroy the USA. It will be a great crime to point any of this out.

That seems to be the preferred response to this sort of thing. Andy Wang should give it a try.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (l6b3d)

193 Chinese spy is a honey trap, heck probably even a sparrow.

What happened to the Chinese eye-candy that hung around Wesley Clark?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (e963N)

194
He was not so much a spy as Dianne's co-conspirator.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (pS94+)


Good point.

And enjoying full retirement on your back.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Linda Tripp, rumored to have new evidence of Clinton Corruption, dead at 70.

RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (nxvaK)

196 Well we have two people at work self quarantining right now.

One of them left the country during the early stages of this "pandemic". Which I just don't understand, considering he's the head of our branch and now well I wouldn't be surprised if it made it's way through our entire facility.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (AQAzq)

197 Linda Tripp laid a glove on the lying Clintons. Yep both of them. And that smack helped Trump win in 2016.

May the Lord bless and keep her.

Posted by: torabora at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (GeEUx)

198 China will soon have a landfill fire that you can see from space. Or Palin's gazebo.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (RuIsu)

199 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (ptqGC)





So Tank Abrams actually is governor...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (pS94+)


That's what it's beginning to feel like. First, he gifted Kelly Loeffler a senate seat she didn't deserve, and now this.


At least he hasn't blown up Stone Mountain. Yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

200 184 Trump was going to let it go until she asked,
"are you cooperating with China?".

Sounds like an interrorgator.
You're not talking to O'Suckup, sweetie.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (L5Ypf)

Her asking "why aren't you giving China credit for how masterfully it has fought coronavirus" was so over-the-top laughable Manchurian Candidate that it deserved derision. Trump was actually kind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (pS94+)

201 I assume Tripp died of cancer secondary to Coronavirus?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (rSHlY)

202 Tripp died of pancreatic cancer btw. From time of diagnosis to death was less than a week.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (j3npP)

203 Hey, we make turtle soup here! Not with a turtle floating in it, but full of it's meat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (+0AKE)

204 @172

My suspicion for why Trump went along with this nonsense is that he didn't want to give these bastards the opportunity to hang deaths around his neck.

Which is why they keep making ridiculous statements such as we can't go back to normal until there isn't a single additional death, which is a patently absurd, unachievable standard.


Which means at some point Trump is going to have to go against his "experts" if they can't be brought to reason.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (Gihrr)

205
Her asking "why aren't you giving China credit for how masterfully it has fought coronavirus" was so over-the-top laughable Manchurian Candidate that it deserved derision. Trump was actually kind.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (pS94+)


He should've pointed to the door and said "YOU'RE FIRED. Now GET OUT."

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

206 "Disney/ABC curries favor with the Chinese government to make sure all of their movies are exhibited in China."

Not to mention how ESPN/Disney overpaid to get the rights to broadcast the NBA ... which we already knew was in bed with China.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (jWe5r)

207 We will soon elect a new president for no other reason that his name sounds sort of like covid or wuhan or corona or something. He'll have to be Chinese.

I agree, based on recent history. Probably in 2024. Yang could win then, by running on the "prove you like Chinese by voting for me" ticket.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

208
At least he hasn't blown up Stone Mountain. Yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (ptqGC)


ssshhhh.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (L5Ypf)

209 He was not so much a spy as Dianne's co-conspirator.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:14 PM (pS94+)

Good point.

And enjoying full retirement on your back.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
-----\
What's he doing on J.J.'s back?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (4o2K3)

210 187 160 So were all the you g people wearing the I Am Not a Virus signs that went along with the hug a Chinese day.
Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (ONvIw)


"Like a Virus."

- - Maodonna

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (pS94+)

211 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

What sources are you getting that from?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (rSHlY)

212 209 What's he doing on J.J.'s back?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (4o2K3)


Oh shit! I thought I had a goiter!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (pS94+)

213 Tripp died of pancreatic cancer btw. From time of diagnosis to death was less than a week.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (j3npP)
------
Cancer, I hate him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (4o2K3)

214 Hey, I stumbled on a couple very good videos about CCP history. Kind of light but very well done.

This is his main page, the two most recent videos are the ones I am referring to.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl0m6fxMu0srt8VbZIm4LWw

He skips a lot, but at 20 min. each they are very informative and some great historic photos (maybe too many of that wart faced murderer.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (LWu6U)

215 Our troll 'No' likes the phrase 'Get used to it.' Uses it all the time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

216 Our Governor just extended us out until May 4th. in Minnesota. Fuck! This is going to get ugly. And fuck the media. worthless bastards.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (TNy/K)

217 You don't know that for sure. That report is anecdotal.

I'll need to see a study on those masks.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM

Get busy, then.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (iQmdl)

218 The planet has benefited from the coronavirus pandemic -- but only in the short term.

Senior climate officer Li Shuo at Greenpeace in Beijing says it's too early to "pop the champagne corks" and that "it's hardly a sustainable way to reduce emissions."


my God

NBC is asking for more world deaths, but only here in the US, mind you.

Where's Jack? Calling for mass murder not a twitter no-no?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (8fB/R)

219 China is the model for the future. Get used to it.
We agree, Comrade!!

Posted by: Democrats at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (MVR7y)

220 203 Hey, we make turtle soup here! Not with a turtle floating in it, but full of it's meat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (+0AKE)


"You go, NOW!"

- - Elaine "Moody Blues" Chao

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (pS94+)

221 Tripp died of pancreatic cancer btw. From time of diagnosis to death was less than a week.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (j3npP)


How horrible for her and her family.
Yet, RBG still (supposedly) lives.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

222 Our troll 'No' likes the phrase 'Get used to it.' Uses it all the time.

He's always confident but rarely close to being correct. Close to never.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

223 China is the model for the future. Get used to it.
Posted by: {one-word asshoe troll}
+++++++++++++++
No, it isn't. China - like all unfree dictatorships, is a model of the past. It has always been - to some degree or another - like it is in China. Dictators, a ruling class or aristocracy, and unfree peasants who are kept poor and powerless by the same.

China, most of Europe, central Asia, etc. The list is endless. What they are doing is the historical norm.

And it is why, historically, virtually everyone was poor, cold and stumbling around in darkness. It was't until Western Europe and the US upset the apple cart that *any* of this changed.

You can pretty it up however you like, but China - and all such systems, whatever the window dressings - is the past.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (hYcqw)

224 215 Our troll 'No' likes the phrase 'Get used to it.' Uses it all the time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

=========

No is a sock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (zZbCU)

225 Recall Bill Clinton and "Chinagate" with illegal campaign contributions. And the Scankles disclosed her whole illegal server contents to the Chinese spies. The MFM said they hacked it; Hell she gave it to them.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2020 04:20 PM (mpXpK)

226 213 Tripp died of pancreatic cancer btw. From time of diagnosis to death was less than a week.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (j3npP)
------
Cancer, I hate him.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (4o2K3)


If I have to get cancer, let me go that fast, or not at all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)

227
(It wasn't Arkancide, was it?)




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

Unless you think Hillary can cause someone to get pancreatic cancer, then no.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (lnWzE)

228 Knowing the Democrats they'll find someone named Chinese Sneak Attack or some shit, just to laugh at us. Middle name Hussein.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (Sqsah)

229 Tripp died of pancreatic cancer btw. From time of diagnosis to death was less than a week.

Yeah.. I'm not sure what symptoms she had but to die within a week of diagnosis? She had to have had them but didn't do anything. So sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (dUJdY)

230
148
I should make masks in gang colors. Opportunity in adversity...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:09 PM (pS94+)

------

I want to market Scorpion and Sub-Zero facemasks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (DXYgo)




Video game social distancing.


https://youtu.be/8bDzZ48F8Vo

Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (G2zl5)

231 Chinese Hussein Sneakattack

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (Sqsah)

232
As I always like to point out when the subject arises... if you're ever in need of a pick-me-up, remember:

When Allende put himself out of our misery in La Moneda Palace, he used an AK-47 engraved with "To my good friend Salvador from Fidel, who by different means tries to achieve the same goals."

Warms the old cockles, every time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (DXYgo)

233 If I have to get cancer, let me go that fast, or not at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (pS94+)

Ditto

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (rSHlY)

234 Probably. But he was a bit more liberal with the whacking than was probably necessary. He whacked everyone who disagreed with him or questioned him, along with real commies, and then lots of "my neighbor who has land I want and is a commie" guys got killed.

He was a bad guy, just a bad guy who fought our enemies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI

Now, now, this is a 'appy occasion! We don't want to bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo....

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (trdmm)

235

Snark is great, but where are the calls for investigations?


__________





"Don't worry, Ace, I've got this. Scheduling now on my calendar for 2036 -- thanks for bringing this outrage to my attention!" -- Sen. Lindsey Graham (R -- Twelfth of Never)

Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (FzCFp)

236 Gosh, if only we had a two-year long investigation to confirm that New York elites, led by Mike Bloomberg, are traitorous cocksuckers.

Let me know how that works out for you.

Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 04:22 PM (0HpOW)

237 We use alligator snapping turtles, the are the best ones for soup.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2020 04:22 PM (+0AKE)

238 235 I wonder if Birx husband helped?

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:22 PM (ONvIw)

239 -----\
What's he doing on J.J.'s back?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (4o2K3)


Taking money out of his wallet.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

240 China is the model for the future. Get used to it.
---

Right up until the point our thermonuclear bombs remodel their cities, anyway.

Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2020 04:22 PM (kOpft)

241 239 -----\
What's he doing on J.J.'s back?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:18 PM (4o2K3)

Taking money out of his wallet.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)


Man, even I can't seem to do that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:23 PM (pS94+)

242 My suspicion for why Trump went along with this nonsense is that he didn't want to give these bastards the opportunity to hang deaths around his neck.

Which is why they keep making ridiculous statements such as we can't go back to normal until there isn't a single additional death, which is a patently absurd, unachievable standard.


Which means at some point Trump is going to have to go against his "experts" if they can't be brought to reason.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (Gi

Which is why all deaths no matter what the true cause is going to be Chinese corona virus.

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 08, 2020 04:23 PM (gl8o6)

243 Snark is great, but where are the calls for investigations?




Harrumph!

Posted by: The People who Investigate at April 08, 2020 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

244 @221

RGB has survived at least three different cancers, lung, pancreatic and liver.


These are literally the three deadliest cancers and yet she persists.


Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:23 PM (Gihrr)

245 Junior is watching Peppa Pig, and it's an episode about perfume.

I suddenly want a crossover of Peppa Pig and Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:23 PM (zZbCU)

246 Her asking "why aren't you giving China credit for how masterfully it has fought coronavirus" was so over-the-top laughable Manchurian Candidate that it deserved derision. Trump was actually kind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:16 PM (pS94+)


Haven't re-watched it but he backed off.
He saw that she couldn't handle his rebuff and
backed off; said something like - get me an answer and I'll get back to you- he didn't want her to bust out crying.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 08, 2020 04:23 PM (L5Ypf)

247 Yeah.. I'm not sure what symptoms she had but to die within a week of diagnosis? She had to have had them but didn't do anything. So sad.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (dUJdY)
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My understanding is that pancreatic cancer is asymptomatic for a long time. When you finally develop symptoms that are worrisome enough to take to a doctor, you're already at Stage IV.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:23 PM (4o2K3)

248 >>The planet has benefited from the coronavirus pandemic -- but only in the short term.


for definitions of "the planet" which exclude humans.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2020 04:24 PM (LWu6U)

249 Posted by: SturmToddler

I just want to take a moment and say that I find this nic both highly amusing and deeply, deeply disturbing.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (Y9chh)

Stick with amusing. I'm mostly harmless.

I've never even been to stormfront and have been hanging around here under various nics since LGF was sane.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 08, 2020 04:24 PM (8D42x)

250 227
Unless you think Hillary can cause someone to get pancreatic cancer, then no.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (lnWzE)


"Polonium is hell of drug, da!"

- - Vladdy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:24 PM (pS94+)

251
Knew how to spell "COVID"
Cause of Death: COVID-19

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 08, 2020 04:24 PM (pNxlR)

252 want her to bust out crying.
Posted by: Braenyard

commies don't cry. they have no soul, how can they cry?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2020 04:25 PM (LWu6U)

253 for definitions of "the planet" which exclude humans.

Funny how the radical environmentalist always does that. They act like humans are some kind of alien invasive species on their paradise of a planet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

254 I'll need to see a study on those masks.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:06 PM

Get busy, then.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (iQmdl)


It'll have to be double-blind, or it's meaningless. That's the only way science works. Anything less is just fooling ourselves.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (Op9So)

255 Zero deaths reported by China.

Any reports out of North Korea?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (MQ0v4)

256 229 Tripp died of pancreatic cancer btw. From time of diagnosis to death was less than a week.

Yeah.. I'm not sure what symptoms she had but to die within a week of diagnosis? She had to have had them but didn't do anything. So sad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 04:21 PM (dUJdY)

My neighbors to the back of my home lost a son-in-law to pancreatic cancer a number of years ago. They also lived in the neighborhood but I didn't know them. He got his diagnosis and died the next day. I didn't think that was possible but apparently he ignored the symptoms you get in the end stages longer than most people? Crazy stuff regardless.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (j3npP)

257 Chinese toady is hawt.
Posted by: pep at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (T6t7i)
........

two dollah, same as in town.

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

258
Tripp died of pancreatic cancer btw. From time of diagnosis to death was less than a week.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (j3npP)

So COVID19 claims another innocent soul.
Thanks Trump!

Posted by: MSN at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (88+cf)

259 I am an amateur guitar player and play every day.

There is a discussion forum I joined called The Acoustic Guitar Forum, and it has thousands of members. A lot of them list their guitars in their signature line, and many of those sig lines show lineups with values in the many tens of thousands.

For guitar snobs, the makers are almost all American companies, with some euro and aussie names, but for the most part, the snobby guys with glitzy lineups have Martins, Taylors, Gibsons, Santa Cruzes, Collings, Huss & Dalton, all those makers selling instruments for numbers between $1500 and $6000 per.

So it always was, some newbie coming on the forum and asking, "Hey, what do you think of the Ibanez DL320 I tried out at Guitar Center today?," and you could always count on one of the stuffed shirts, saying, "well you know it is made in China with slave labor, so consider a Taylor XSXX instead."

So today I played troll. A guy said he wondered what the Yamaha Red Label FX3 was all about, having played one in a store.

Yamaha brought out the Red Label line just last year, and makes the FX3 in a Chinese factory. They make the upgrade one the FX5, in Japan.

So I said something like, well, given the current news, I would think one would not want to get that one made in the "country-we-can-not-name," and that he should consider looking at the FX5 one made in Japan.

I also said I am going to get rid of the ones I own made in that "country-we-cannot-name."

Immediately, and I expected this, some leftist guitar collector calls me out. Saying "China. There, I said it for you. And ignorance like that has no place here."

LOLGF

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (+fPHo)

260 These are literally the three deadliest cancers and yet she persists.

Well when you are able to drain the essence of gelflings and souls of sacrificed newborns, you can really extend someone's lifespan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (KZzsI)

261
I think Trump played the Political Panic game, because staying out was a Presidency-killer.

I had hoped he'd play it down the middle to the best of his ability. In some ways he has, in some he hasn't. Hopefully he played it right.

But even the smartest QB with the fastest feet gets sacked now and again, and that's kind of how I look at his performance in this. YMMV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (DXYgo)

262 Someone tell Instapundit that the site is showing as Helen is logged in and if I can see it, then I'm sure everyone else can too.

Posted by: matty at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (Q/lRw)

263 Linda Tripp died this morning with her husband and daughter at her bedside, DailyMail.com has learned.

*******

cancer is assho

Posted by: Two Weeks From Piercing Weird Body Parts at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (+dsLj)

264 It'll have to be double-blind, or it's meaningless. That's the only way science works. Anything less is just fooling ourselves.
Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (Op9So)
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I'd go for the triple-blind. The patient doesn't know what he's getting, the nurse doesn't know what she's administering and the doctor doesn't know what he's doing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (4o2K3)

265 My understanding is that pancreatic cancer is asymptomatic for a long time. When you finally develop symptoms that are worrisome enough to take to a doctor, you're already at Stage IV.

Jesus.. that's scary.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (dUJdY)

266 Re hot Chinese toady. They have an expansive breeding program.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (RuIsu)

267 Omg that video.... hilarious

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (9dzlp)

268 262 Someone tell Instapundit that the site is showing as Helen is logged in and if I can see it, then I'm sure everyone else can too.
Posted by: matty at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (Q/lRw)

==========

She occasionally posts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (zZbCU)

269 Snark is great, but where are the calls for investigations?

Not holding my breath. We've become like late-1920's Chicago. Anyone and almost everyone in gub'mint is on the take.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (EgshT)

270 Which means at some point Trump is going to have to go against his "experts" if they can't be brought to reason. 
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:17 PM (Gi 

Donny has always been happy to buck the experts, but he was doubtless wary of the fifth columnists belonging to foreign powers unleashing bioweapons on Americans, instead of merely cheerleading it. Same reason he abruptly ended the shutdown when it became obvious Dems were going to literally start crashing planes.

I no shit think the traitors are going to eventually set off bombs in the subway. They've pretty much shot their way with every other plan. May as well go all out.

Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (0HpOW)

271 Chinese toady is hawt.

Posted by: pep at April 08, 2020 04:01 PM (T6t7i)

........



two dollah, same as in town.

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (v0R5T)


THAT'S THE HONEY POT! NEVER FALL FOR THE HONEY POT!

Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

272 >>Recall Bill Clinton and "Chinagate" with illegal campaign contributions. And the Scankles disclosed her whole illegal server contents to the Chinese spies. The MFM said they hacked it; Hell she gave it to them.


IIRC, they were essentially blind cc'd on every email, right?

But also: Hillary's email listing the names of 20+ CIA assets in China got them *killed*. Not only their blood on her hands, but that was a big hit to our intelligence gathering capabilities.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (bDqIh)

273 242:

"Which is why all deaths no matter what the true cause is going to be Chinese corona virus."

That's happening now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (puu6v)

274
Meanwhile...

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2020/04/08/trum

ps-economic-approval-rating-hits-highest-level-ever/

And that poll was taken last week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (pS94+)

275 I suspect China is incorporating the North Korea "One Shot Cure".

Posted by: Paladin at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (quX0S)

276 When you have a billion and a half people, its not hard to find at least some cute ones to teach English and send to America to spy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

277 The worst thing in the world is to never check your opinion against fact.


Actually, that is wrong, the worst thing in the world is to use the power of the state to turn a democracy into a murdering totalitarian state.

Not that you could tell from the PRC of course.


Fly that Bandera Roja and celebrate the revolution

Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (bMMCK)

278 Monica's probably happily getting drunk.
She HATED Linda Tripp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)

279 LOLGF
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 08, 2020 04:26 PM (+fPHo)
+++++++++++++
So they teed it up for you and then reacted beautifully.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (hYcqw)

280 276 When you have a billion and a half people, its not hard to find at least some cute ones to teach English and send to America to spy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

========

Keri Russel is hotter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (zZbCU)

281 271
THAT'S THE HONEY POT! NEVER FALL FOR THE HONEY POT!

Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (gmo/4)


"Lou-ee-zeee!"

- - Snuffy Smith

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (pS94+)

282 Zero deaths reported by China.

Any reports out of North Korea?
Posted by: deplorable unperson


9:00 am - 1

9:05 am - 0

09:12 am - 1

09:15 am - 0

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (2El4P)

283 All restaurants are Taco Bell = All deaths are Kung Flu

Posted by: Archer at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

284 Our troll 'No' likes the phrase 'Get used to it.' Uses it all the time.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

Well, in that case, he should get used to disappointment. 'Kay?
(10 honey pretzel sticks for whoever gets the reference.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (XKZwp)

285 Oh shit! I thought I had a goiter!


you mean hump.

Hey, whatever happened to the moron with a hump? I forgot all about her.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (LWu6U)

286 The problem with all of these modeling curves is that as the models are adjusted, the peak dates seem to keep getting pushed further and further down the road.

The number of deaths due to COVID yesterday in Texas was a whopping 10.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (OuZMr)

287 Monica's probably happily getting drunk.
She HATED Linda Tripp.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)


She shouldn't

When all was said and done, Monica got a pretty nice living from it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Monica's probably happily getting drunk. 
She HATED Linda Tripp.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)

Understandably. Equally understandable is that if homosexual pedophile Dennis Hastert had half of Tripp's integrity and determination, the Clinton debacle could have been ended early.

Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (0HpOW)

289 273 242:

"Which is why all deaths no matter what the true cause is going to be Chinese corona virus."

That's happening now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 08, 2020 04:28 PM (puu6v)


Deborah "Berk" admitted it at the presser.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (pS94+)

290 California had a State Senator who ran (and won) on a gun confiscation platform, who was himself the head of a gun importing crime ring.
Sen. Leland Yee.

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (w7KSn)

291 Oh good grief. A male Karen on Nextdoor is bragging that he contacted the CEO of Publix and demanded that all employees of Publix be made to wear masks and gloves.

Several people replied that hand washing is far better than wearing the same pair of gloves all day, and no one can be forced to wear a mask.

Mr. Karen replied, "In my previous life, I've fired OR nurses for not following the proper protocol for clothing."

Someone then told him, "You're comparing an OR nurse to a cashier or other store employee. That's like apples and oranges."

I'm going to have to pop some popcorn to await his huffy response.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

292 i LOVE Trump's question...

he is the past master.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (5ua3Z)

293 In Florida, we've had a safe at home for about a week, but I haven't changed my pattern of shopping and doing errands. Out every day, sometimes several times. Of course, many businesses are fvcked.

What restrictions does the Minn governor place on you?

Posted by: FloridaMan -- still think this is overreaction at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (m9lLZ)

294 Just read an article about a Japanese doctor who tested the effectiveness of 3 types of mask. Store bought, cloth, and papertowel. They are about 70 % effective at filtering particles. Basic take was practice good hygiene and some face covering is better than none.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (UUBmN)

295 I'd go for the triple-blind. The patient doesn't know what he's getting, the nurse doesn't know what she's administering and the doctor doesn't know what he's doing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (4o2K3)


Can we achieve Quadruple Blind ? When it comes to Science !!! - you can't have enough blinds. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (Op9So)

296 *cough*
*gag*

Pollen-dumping European Birch is asshoe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:32 PM (4o2K3)

297
278 Monica's probably happily getting drunk.
She HATED Linda Tripp.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:29 PM (L2ZTs)


Linda Tripp saved that dumb slut from being branded a stalking psychotic dumb slut with a delusional fantasy of having sex with the president.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 08, 2020 04:32 PM (G2zl5)

298 294 link?

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:32 PM (ONvIw)

299 Oh goodie! A wuhan light show.

"XI: We Bring Only Good Things to Light." - damn the rest of you!

Posted by: Rex B at April 08, 2020 04:32 PM (bzIRf)

300 "Which is why all deaths no matter what the true cause is going to be Chinese corona virus."

That's happening now.


Its that or be accused of undercounting deaths (which as ace points out, they are doing anyway).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:32 PM (KZzsI)

301 Ok, I keep watching that Trump/Barr clip over and over again. Barr is trying to contain himself by biting his lip to keep from laughing so hard at the trolling from POTUS.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2020 04:32 PM (wiXsO)

302 Someone then told him, "You're comparing an OR nurse to a cashier or other store employee. That's like apples and oranges."

I'm going to have to pop some popcorn to await his huffy response.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

"My God, you people have the sloppiest bio warfare protocols I have ever seen! Where is the decontamination room?!"

Sir this is a Wendy's

Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 04:33 PM (0HpOW)

303 Funny the beautiful spy said it that way.....i work for a private tv station too.

Yeah...that's right....im a student of The Art Whore.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2020 04:33 PM (8Dh4+)

304 I'm hoping upon Trump's reelection, he goes scorched earth on all of these people. And that Chinese agent reporter...she has quite a vacant look in her face.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (JoUsr)

305 Interesting movie here by the people at The Epoch Times:

https://www.youtube.com/user/NTDTV

Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (ZCiJZ)

306 Truth as we understand it in the Anglosphere is a foreign concept in Asia--my experiences in multiple travels and interactions confirm that. (FWIW, I actually very much enjoy their cultures and the people, but dissimulation is an art form in there).

Re. the models, I do feel vindicated and I am continuing to monitor actual vs. the ORIGINAL projection so I can shout it loud and often. These folks need to be accountable. And Herr Gates who sicced the IHME on our country needs to be held accountable. Also figure out why he was so anxious to do this--right after he resigned from his board positions at Microsoft and Berkshire Hathaway.

ENOUGH! We citizens can find the truth for ourselves and don't need the freaking "media".

TY Ace.

Posted by: groovygirl at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (ybC9u)

307
I still remember a WWIi John Wayne movie where
they kissed Stalin's Ass. John Wayne fell in love with a female Russian
Tank Commander IIRC.





Posted by: rd at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (+0uDE)


The only movie remotely like that was Jet Pilot - 1957. The Duke is a pilot who marries Janet Leigh, a Russian, who turns out to be a spy and he goes to the USSR to turn the tables on them. But I can't think or can imagine the Duke doing a pro-commie movie even during the war

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (MXDFR)

308 Well, in that case, he should get used to disappointment. 'Kay?
(10 honey pretzel sticks for whoever gets the reference.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 08, 2020 04:30 PM (XKZwp)
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Princess Bride.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (4o2K3)

309 294
Just read an article about a Japanese doctor who tested the
effectiveness of 3 types of mask. Store bought, cloth, and papertowel.
They are about 70 % effective at filtering particles. Basic take was
practice good hygiene and some face covering is better than none.


you missed the punch line, which is that paper towel mask is best mask.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (kf5Ci)

310 The CHI nah presstitutes have a snapping pussy. Be careful when you're in there.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (2Dvhe)

311 Apparently the right hand man that Boris Johnson picked to be his stand-in (we call it a "backup", Kelly O'Donnell) while he's in the hospital hates the EU even more than he does.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

312 What did we do with "news organizations" associated with Al Qaeda, the Taliban, or ISIS after Islamists hit us with a major terror attach?



Why aren't we doing the same thing to news organization associated with China after China hit us with a major bio-terror attack?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:35 PM (WdocV)

313
I'm going to have to pop some popcorn to await his huffy response.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

------

Well, that guy sounds like a douche.

But one time my chef brother DID complain to a Safeway manager about one of their deli guys who was flamboyantly gay and had a big, gross herpes sore on his lip. He told him "I'd never let this guy touch fresh food in my restaurant." The manager was mortified, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:35 PM (DXYgo)

314 Princess Bride.


Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:34 PM (4o2K3)

*happily doles out a dozen pretzel sticks*
You get an extra two for speed.

Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 08, 2020 04:35 PM (XKZwp)

315 The Democrat Broadcast Media...sure are quite the cheerleaders, as long as the country involved isn't America. Their reckoning is looooooooooooooong overdue.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2020 04:36 PM (JoUsr)

316 Most US reporters aren't actually Chinese agents, they're just practicing a standard issue "Enemy of my enemy is my friend [or at least my anonymous source]" strategy.

Trump is MSM's Main Adversary, China's just presently on the same side as the MSM.

If Xi came out tomorrow and said, "Trump is an amazing man and I just spoke to Joe Biden ... and well he's a demented old fool." Within the HOUR, CNN/MSNBC would be running stories about Uighur concentration camps and thinly sourced stories about Chinese infiltration attempts into the NRA or whatever.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 08, 2020 04:37 PM (dYe5S)

317 *happily doles out a dozen pretzel sticks*
You get an extra two for speed.
Posted by: pookysgirl, spoiler of cats at April 08, 2020 04:35 PM (XKZwp)
-----
*crunch*
*crunch*

Tasty!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:37 PM (4o2K3)

318 312 What did we do with "news organizations" associated with Al Qaeda, the Taliban, or ISIS after Islamists hit us with a major terror attach?



Why aren't we doing the same thing to news organization associated with China after China hit us with a major bio-terror attack?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:35 PM (WdocV)


As I recall we gave them access to US cable networks.

So that is what we should do for the Chinese news?

Posted by: blaster at April 08, 2020 04:37 PM (ZfRYq)

319 Truth as we understand it in the Anglosphere is a foreign concept in Asia--my experiences in multiple travels and interactions confirm that.

Saving face and being esteemed matters more than being good, true, or beautiful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

320 "Patient presented with multiple gunshot wounds and massive blunt force trauma from a combination of being beaten with a tire iron and being run over by a vehicle, repeatedly. Cause of death: COVID-19."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 08, 2020 04:37 PM (tLWGd)

321 I also said I am going to get rid of the ones I own made in that "country-we-cannot-name."

Immediately, and I expected this, some leftist guitar collector calls me out. Saying "China. There, I said it for you. And ignorance like that has no place here."

LOLGF
Posted by: Les Kinetic


There's always someone who wants to prove they are the smartest, wisest and warmest person anywhere.

Or otherwise, they can LOLGF!

Anyways, I likely have a lot of junk made in China in my house. We all likely have some.
We have to all reconsider what this all means.

I have been to China a couple of times (as my company does a LOT of business in China), and the Chinese people are generally very friendly and nice (especially if you have something they want, or want to sell you something).
I don't know how we break the "China" habit now, as so much stuff is made in China and imported into the US. A lot of things say "Assembled in the US from components made....elsewhere".
Mexico? China? Taiwan? Thailand?

When I was a kid in the 60's, because of the company my Dad worked for, we were very aware of Japanese competition coming into the US.
But Japanese goods got more expensive (with usually very good quality). So that big "threat" kind of faded.

Chinese goods are generally mediocre at best, and their cost is rising. We have gotten used to accepting their mediocrity as a price for being more affordable.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets at April 08, 2020 04:38 PM (vcOmj)

322 Yeah, I'm completely shocked that a Communist country who specializes in making cheap plastic junk and eats bats is producing defective medical equipment and lying about the virus.

Think about that next time you take Tylenol or Excedrin. It comes from that filthy place.

These companies better get off their asses and brings that production back to the U.S.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at April 08, 2020 04:38 PM (OvKdi)

323 When all was said and done, Monica got a pretty nice living from it.
***

One of the many infuriating parts of that whole scandal is that Bill Clinton got one of his friends to give Monica a no-show cushy job to shut her up.


He should have been impeached for that alone, the CEO of the company should have been fired and prosecuted, and Monica thrown out on her ass....but....nothing.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:38 PM (WdocV)

324 Snapping pussies are farther south.....here in America we have what some call in Latin ....fur ball pussy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2020 04:38 PM (8Dh4+)

325 I'm going to have to pop some popcorn to await his huffy response.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
----------

Jane, you should jump in with "2319! 2319!"

Posted by: bluebell at April 08, 2020 04:38 PM (/669Q)

326 But even the smartest QB with the fastest feet gets
sacked now and again, and that's kind of how I look at his performance
in this. YMMV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:27 PM (DXYgo)

I gave a reasonably good explanation of Trump's situation a couple threads back. Post 298. "Republicans introduce bill". Bottom line, he was pinned into an impossible position and chose the way forward that wasn't a guaranteed loser.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2020 04:38 PM (Sqsah)

327 Most US reporters aren't actually Chinese agents, they're just practicing a standard issue "Enemy of my enemy is my friend [or at least my anonymous source]" strategy. 

Trump is MSM's Main Adversary, China's just presently on the same side as the MSM. 

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 08, 2020 04:37 PM (dYe5S)

I get the theory, but Mike Bloomberg and his traitor media is such a China stan that it's pretty obvious where his interest lies.

Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 04:39 PM (0HpOW)

328 Article about the efficiency of face mask...Take it with a grain of salt.

https://tinyurl.com/wd63wy7

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:39 PM (UUBmN)

329 here in America we have what some call in Latin ....fur ball pussy.
___

Razors are a tool of the patriarchy!


Posted by: American feminists at April 08, 2020 04:40 PM (WdocV)

330 Japan was a genuine concern in the 80s. They were buying up land, buying up companies, huge competition for tech. The problem was that they were killing themselves and their economy to do so, and it couldn't last.

The Chinese threat is similar but more sinister: they are infecting our institutions, education, entertainment, etc. They don't want to buy the USA. They want to ruin it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:40 PM (KZzsI)

331 Snapping pussies are farther south.

We haven't done vagina dentata in a while.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:40 PM (MQ0v4)

332 Omg. Some idiot Karen on Nextdoor is hysterically lying, and telling everyone, "People have died on our island!"

Jeebus. Not of Kung flu, idiot. Three deaths in our entire county, and they were all elderly with pre-existing conditions, and not ONE of them lived here.

What a soap opera Nextdoor is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

333 Linda Tripp saved that dumb slut from being branded a stalking psychotic dumb slut with a delusional fantasy of having sex with the president.
Posted by: Buzzion

Back in 1998, during Impeachment Fever days, Geraldo Rivera (!) called her "the Treacherous Tripp".

Geraldo (!) can't move out of this world fast enough for me. He'll probably live to be 95 and be annoying the whole time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets at April 08, 2020 04:40 PM (vcOmj)

334 Have they started screaming that his "foolish troll" of the media isn't stopping CoronaVirus?

Whereas, we all know, asking if everyone can be tested, by 5:00 this afternoon, is a valid question that helps stop the spread of this virus.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 08, 2020 04:40 PM (e284m)

335 Linda Tripp has died, age 70, from pancreatic cancer diagnosed a week ago. H/T Insty.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2020 04:40 PM (JoUsr)

336 Ooop....somebody beat me to it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2020 04:41 PM (JoUsr)

337 Ever wonder how many NYCity Coronavirus Dead will continue to vote Democrat in the next few elections?

Answer: All of them.

Posted by: MrObvious at April 08, 2020 04:41 PM (5prN7)

338 @320

As I said previously, the only deaths that should be attributed to COVID are a positive diagnosis through RNA testing, accompanied by pneumonia.


Other than that it's simply running up the score.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:41 PM (Gihrr)

339 Models can't take into account the Mitigation factors such as people changing their habits & staying in more, staying away from people if sick with regular illnesses let alone Hong Kong Fluey.that is why they are WORTHLESS
**********
From end of last thread. why models sycked

Posted by: Models were accurate at April 08, 2020 04:41 PM (GyFeq)

340 The fact that the WHO did what China told them to do should be a wake up call.


Of course China hit us with the biggest bio-terror attack since the middle ages and the LIVs are still mostly sleeping so I won't get my hopes up.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:42 PM (WdocV)

341 I get the theory, but Mike Bloomberg and his traitor media is such a China stan that it's pretty obvious where his interest lies.
Posted by: trev006 at April 08, 2020 04:39 PM (0HpOW)

Bloomberg media is excluded from the "most" in "most US reporters aren't actually Chinese agents."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 08, 2020 04:42 PM (dYe5S)

342 Junior is watching Peppa Pig ...

________


Is this the French cartoon version of Michael Moore?

Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2020 04:43 PM (FzCFp)

343 Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2020 04:38 PM (8Dh4+)

Flashback to Cheech Marin in From Dusk Til Dawn

Posted by: db at April 08, 2020 04:43 PM (1i3zr)

344 Linda Tripp saved that dumb slut from being branded a stalking psychotic
dumb slut with a delusional fantasy of having sex with the president.

***


Or perhaps even a "random mugging gone wrong" a la Seth Rich.


Speaking of which they still haven't caught that mugger. Amazing no?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:43 PM (WdocV)

345 Of course China hit us with the biggest bio-terror attack since the middle ages and the LIVs are still mostly sleeping so I won't get my hopes up.
Posted by: 18-1


Well, this is the Year of the LIV.

Tell me, what was the number of this year's Super Bowl?

That's right. LIV.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets at April 08, 2020 04:43 PM (vcOmj)

346 344 Linda Tripp saved that dumb slut from being branded a stalking psychotic
dumb slut with a delusional fantasy of having sex with the president.

***


Or perhaps even a "random mugging gone wrong" a la Seth Rich.


Speaking of which they still haven't caught that mugger. Amazing no?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:43 PM (WdocV)

=========

She coulda been the next Mrs. Clinton!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:43 PM (zZbCU)

347 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
6m
White House news conference at 5:30 P.M. Eastern. Thank you!

Posted by: m at April 08, 2020 04:44 PM (ghFVE)

348 I ordered a pack of 50 disposable masks from Amazon several days ago foreseeing such requirement. Then I was informed that the expected delivery date was May 22. So I tried to cancel and told them that such late discovery would do me no good. Next day I was informed that the package has shipped. I guess a threat to cancel is a magic thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2020 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

349 Article about the efficiency of face mask...Take it with a grain of salt.

https://tinyurl.com/wd63wy7
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:39 PM (UUBmN)
----------

I see what you mean. Who can breathe through six layers of paper towel?

I'll stick with my cloth ones - good to know they are as effective as a surgeon's mask.
.

Posted by: bluebell at April 08, 2020 04:44 PM (/669Q)

350 My little China Girl
You shouldn't mess with me
I'll ruin everything you are

Posted by: Donald Trump at April 08, 2020 04:45 PM (BJKQV)

351 Interesting movie here by the people at The Epoch Times:

https://www.youtube.com/user/NTDTV
Posted by: shibumi, deviant who spoke to Rush yesterday


Yes, that's right. My wife spoke to Rush Limbaugh yesterday.

And I will likely hear about this daily for the next 3 months.
(laughing all the way!)
Read the link to Epoch Times. Pretty interesting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets at April 08, 2020 04:45 PM (vcOmj)

352 Yet another grim milestone today. More COVID 19 cases have been diagnosed today than any other April 8th in history.

Never before have we had this many COVID 19 cases this early in the year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2020 04:45 PM (dNzKv)

353 @342

No, but it's a typical flat, drab, unimaginative cartoon for kids, nothing like the Tom and Jerry's and Heckle and Jekyls of a bygone era, the voice overs are British though, so it's at least classy and shit.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:45 PM (Gihrr)

354 353 @342

No, but it's a typical flat, drab, unimaginative cartoon for kids, nothing like the Tom and Jerry's and Heckle and Jekyls of a bygone era, the voice overs are British though, so it's at least classy and shit.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:45 PM (Gihrr)

=========

It's got a subtle wit to it. I find it far less annoying than many other kids shows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:46 PM (zZbCU)

355 It's 85 Degrees Fahrenheit in STL right now...and this is early April.

We'll soon find out whether or not the beer virus enjoys a balmy St. Louis summer!

Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (Cssks)

356 Gotta wonder how much China pushed them to go full RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (yL25O)

357 Epoch Times has been doing great work about China for a while now, and hated for it. Their offices in Hong Kong got raided by the Chicom cops.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

358 shibumi: you got your call through on Rush's show?
Congrats!
I hope you'll order a tape...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (L2ZTs)

359 345
Well, this is the Year of the LIV.



Tell me, what was the number of this year's Super Bowl?



That's right. LIV.


where's art bell when you need him?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (kf5Ci)

360
I've never even been to stormfront and have been hanging around here under various nics since LGF was sane.
Posted by: SturmToddler

Oh, I never thought of anything like that; shoulda used a smiley there.
It was the mental image of a diaper-clad young'n as the standard bearer for that lot. Waddling around with a full load in his diaper, seig heiling for a fresh bottle, spitting up all over a tattooed skin head...

Posted by: Gooshy at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (Y9chh)

361 Corona Virus is accelerating global warming! Quick, throw another $2 trillion at it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (dNzKv)

362 And here we go.

Church in Bullitt County, KY to hold Easter Services.

Posted by: I Am No One at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (Op9So)

363 I ordered a pack of 50 disposable masks from Amazon several days ago foreseeing such requirement. Then I was informed that the expected delivery date was May 22. So I tried to cancel and told them that such late discovery would do me no good. Next day I was informed that the package has shipped. I guess a threat to cancel is a magic thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2020 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

*cough*cough*hack*cough*PTOOEY*

Posted by: Amazon worker packing masks at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

364 Blaming China is reasonable, not racist

Michael Goodwin-NY Post

https://tinyurl.com/w9b48eg

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2020 04:48 PM (WI7YS)

365 where's art bell when you need him?

***

I think he fell into the bottomless pit in that one guy's back yard. Or maybe Whitley Strieber's aliens took him out for a joyride.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:48 PM (WdocV)

366 Linda Tripp saved that dumb slut from being branded a stalking psychotic
dumb slut with a delusional fantasy of having sex with the president.

***


Or perhaps even a "random mugging gone wrong" a la Seth Rich.


Speaking of which they still haven't caught that mugger. Amazing no?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:43 PM (WdocV)


DC cops FTL.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 08, 2020 04:48 PM (y7DUB)

367 progtards around here are LIVID that the numbers are showing we WON'T get an astronomical amount of death and disease around here.

I mentioned to my BFF that we could be returning to normal soonish and she lost her shit.

They don't want resolution
they don't want a successful treatment
they don't want a cure
and they certainly don't want things to get better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2020 04:49 PM (d7Ww2)

368 Anon, Amazon's delivery system is all out of whack.
It seems like 80% of the time things come early, which is great, but then there's that 20% where things never come at all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:49 PM (L2ZTs)

369 I ordered a pack of 50 disposable masks from Amazon several days ago foreseeing such requirement. Then I was informed that the expected delivery date was May 22. So I tried to cancel and told them that such late discovery would do me no good. Next day I was informed that the package has shipped. I guess a threat to cancel is a magic thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2020 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)

*cough*cough*hack*cough*PTOOEY*
Posted by: Amazon worker packing masks at April 08, 2020 04:47 PM (v0R5T)


I respectfully request an addition to the AoSHQ Style Guide:

Amazon = Chinazon

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 04:49 PM (hku12)

370 333:Geraldo (!) can't move out of this world fast enough for me. He'll probably live to be 95 and be annoying the whole time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....the boomer whats forgets


Ah, but that gives him a few more years to find Al Capone's loot.

Posted by: Democrats at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (MVR7y)

371 367 progtards around here are LIVID that the numbers are showing we WON'T get an astronomical amount of death and disease around here.

I mentioned to my BFF that we could be returning to normal soonish and she lost her shit.

They don't want resolution
they don't want a successful treatment
they don't want a cure
and they certainly don't want things to get better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2020 04:49 PM (d7Ww2)

=========

"Are we still the good guys if we're wishing for mass death?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (zZbCU)

372 Article about the efficiency of face mask...Take it with a grain of salt.

https://tinyurl.com/wd63wy7
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:39 PM (UUBmN)
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I see what you mean. Who can breathe through six layers of paper towel?

I'll stick with my cloth ones - good to know they are as effective as a surgeon's mask.
.
Posted by: bluebell
----
I never bought the line that a mask was complete useless. I think as long as you wear a cloth mask with a few layers and keep it washed you'll be fine.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (UUBmN)

373 How to display your non-racism:

Parrot CCP propaganda.

Otherwise, you are a racist, you racisty racist who practices racism.

Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (ouBhA)

374 I mentioned to my BFF that we could be returning to normal soonish and she lost her shit.


------------------

Thankfully, I know of no such people - at least not openly. I am sure they exist. Not sure what it would be like to meet one in real life.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

375 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (MVR7y)

376 When this is over, I know I personally will be buying some BIG packages of toilet paper from time to time (48 rolls or more), and keeping them in the garage, in preparation for the next big one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)

377
China's propagandists in USA will team up with Hollywood Celerys, each on location from the worst part of their mansions, to "entertain" the little people in a simulcast.

Yeah, to counter the president's briefings, all the US-based Chinese networks will put on an Orange Man Bad "show" to tell the regular people what's really going on and attempt to lift spirits, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2020 04:51 PM (++D4D)

378 where's art bell when you need him?

***

I think he fell into the bottomless pit in that one guy's back yard. Or maybe Whitley Strieber's aliens took him out for a joyride.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:48 PM (WdocV)


Wrong!

Betcha didn't see this one coming.

Posted by: Zombie Art Bell at April 08, 2020 04:51 PM (hku12)

379 @354

Oh it's definitely best of breed of today's kids cartoons.


But my main critique is that all children's cartoon characters seem to be ugly and oddly drawn.

Although there is a cartoon, can't remember it's name, it's rabbits, they are black and white and animated in a sketchy drawn style against very colorful backgrounds.


I quite liked that.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:51 PM (Gihrr)

380 Dont forget Fractured Fairy Tales.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2020 04:52 PM (8Dh4+)

381 Free 12 pack of toilet paper with every mask order of 50 or more.
*cough*cough*hack*cough*PTOOEY*

Posted by: Amazon worker packing masks at April 08, 2020 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

382 in preparation for the next big one.

----------------

Every morning for me

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2020 04:52 PM (sX1BW)

383 They don't want resolution
they don't want a successful treatment
they don't want a cure
and they certainly don't want things to get better.

Posted by: nurse ratched
----
BINGO!!! You nailed it!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:52 PM (UUBmN)

384 Church in Bullitt County, KY to hold Easter Services.


Time to roll the tanks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:52 PM (MQ0v4)

385 I know I personally will be buying some BIG packages of toilet paper from time to time (48 rolls or more), and keeping them in the garage

People trying to return toilet paper now, do they think it has an expiration date or something? You'll eventually use it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

386 From what I've seen the gentry liberals want this to go on indefinitely.


They are "working" from home and still getting paid so no real downside for them.


The working class liberals I've seen are not quite so ok with it for some reason. They are getting the same amount of working hours in, namely zero, but they aren't getting paid for it.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2020 04:52 PM (WdocV)

387 379 Although there is a cartoon, can't remember it's name, it's rabbits, they are black and white and animated in a sketchy drawn style against very colorful backgrounds.


I quite liked that.
Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:51 PM (Gihrr)

=======

Ruby and Max.

Junior has now turned it to the new Paddington cartoons. I actually quite like these. The animation looks like stop motion, and they got the actor from the recent movies to do the voice of the bear from Darkest Peru again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at April 08, 2020 04:53 PM (zZbCU)

388 Christopher, exactly.

Buy it, put it in the garage, and unless you come down with termites, it should be good to go for quite some time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:53 PM (L2ZTs)

389 294
Just read an article about a Japanese doctor who tested the
effectiveness of 3 types of mask. Store bought, cloth, and papertowel.
They are about 70 % effective at filtering particles. Basic take was
practice good hygiene and some face covering is better than none.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (UUBmN)

Has anyone decided to go for the coffee filter mask yet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2020 04:53 PM (lnWzE)

390 " They must see public services as investments rather than liabilities, and look for ways to make labour markets less insecure. Redistribution will again be on the agenda; the privileges of the elderly and wealthy in question."

Notice the conjunction of the elderly and wealthy as if the two are interchangeable. Of course, this is hoping the kiddos accept the sacrifice of the old and accept pennies for globalism. It's the last gasp of liberal democracy at its worst. Open borders, endless wars, and "fair trade" are discredited and dead, and pitting generations against one another as the globalists did non-whites against whites and so forth will prove a quick fail.

London and New York are the true Sick Men.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 08, 2020 04:53 PM (puu6v)

391 But my main critique is that all children's cartoon characters seem to be ugly and oddly drawn.

Ren & Stimpy. That's the reason all the art is hideous now. Ren & Stimpy was deliberately hideous and disgusting, and was a big hit. It also was coincidentally cheap and easy to produce because the art could be ghastly. Now almost all of them have ugly, nasty art.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

392 Mikey, I hear some people love the Kotex mask. It's got wings! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:54 PM (L2ZTs)

393 Re 390:

From a Financial Times of London article today basically calling for market socialism.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 08, 2020 04:54 PM (puu6v)

394 Ha, Jim Acosta is now tweeting that people think the economy is in horrible shape and this number seems to be increasing.

Posted by: SH at April 08, 2020 04:54 PM (sX1BW)

395
And, Celerys are very-publicly "donating" to "organizations" to show us they care.

But they're really donating to Leftist PACs disguised as "organizations" with the implication they are charities.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2020 04:54 PM (++D4D)

396 Troll doesn't begin to describe President Trump! A great man he is!

I'm "chatting" with my cable/INternet provider. The first bill came, and is bout $60 higher than I expected. They told me the connection service call was $50; now it's supposedly $75. And they have a "partial month services" deal on there too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 04:55 PM (rpbg1)

397 the Charlie Chan media, gweilo wearing yellowface giving us Chinese messages

Posted by: Calgon at April 08, 2020 04:55 PM (nFwvY)

398 Why is the last 30-45 minutes of the work day the longest???? uuhhhggggghhhhh......

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:55 PM (UUBmN)

399 Has anyone decided to go for the coffee filter mask yet?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sing the Isolation Blues with Lockdown Laments from The Outrage Outlet! at April 08, 2020 04:53 PM (lnWzE)
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I liked the guy from yesterday who made a mask out of a Styrofoam cup and masking (geddit?) tape.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:55 PM (4o2K3)

400 NBC News: "Meanwhile in China, where the pandemic broke out, not a single new coronavirus death was reported..."

Nothing reported? Absolutely true. So, technically, NBC News isn't lying even though it is.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 08, 2020 04:56 PM (6eEQ+)

401 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

Unless they are doing the Subway type of glove disposal and replacement, wearing gloves would be much worse.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:56 PM (rSHlY)

402 Linda Tripp died of pancreatic cancer A WEEK AFTER IT WAS DIAGNOSED???

Sounds like she avoided her doctor more than somewhat.

Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2020 04:56 PM (Cssks)

403 Most US reporters aren't actually Chinese agents, they're just
practicing a standard issue "Enemy of my enemy is my friend [or at least
my anonymous source]" strategy.


Trump is MSM's Main Adversary, China's just presently on the same side as the MSM.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 08, 2020 04:37 PM (dYe5S)

They all take their orders from the same place - the DNC - or have you not noticed that all news including FOX is the same?

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2020 04:56 PM (Sqsah)

404 I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 04:56 PM (pw+jk)

405 Why is the last 30-45 minutes of the work day the longest???? uuhhhggggghhhhh......
Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 04:55 PM (UUBmN)
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Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:56 PM (4o2K3)

406 @387

I blame manga, anime and the power puff girls for giving us generations of ugly cartoon characters.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:57 PM (Gihrr)

407 Linda Tripp died of pancreatic cancer A WEEK AFTER IT WAS DIAGNOSED???



Sounds like she avoided her doctor more than somewhat.

Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2020 04:56 PM (Cssks)

===
Sounds like a bungled hit by Hillary the Beast.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 08, 2020 04:57 PM (pw+jk)

408 We are now going to see the opposite with people making sure their temperature shows as normal so they can actually go to work.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:47 PM
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 08, 2020 03:49 PM (Do5/p)

Chill, Dude! With Acme Dry Ice buttplugs. Available wherever fine Acme products are sold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2020 04:58 PM (miJU3)

409 I don't care if people think Bob's Burgers is crappily drawn. It's awesome. Second only to King of the Hill.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:58 PM (rSHlY)

410 Ha, Jim Acosta is now tweeting that people think the economy is in horrible shape and this number seems to be increasing.


Can't slip anything past this guy.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 04:58 PM (MQ0v4)

411 When this is over, I know I personally will be buying some BIG packages of toilet paper from time to time (48 rolls or more), and keeping them in the garage, in preparation for the next big one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 04:50 PM (L2ZTs)
........

48 rolls (two ply) x 500 sheets each = 24,000 sheets.
Remember to use use only one square!
You're good for 65.75 years.

Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at April 08, 2020 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

412 @391

True dat, I forgot about Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020 04:59 PM (Gihrr)

413 Troll doesn't begin to describe President Trump! A great man he is!

I'm "chatting" with my cable/INternet provider. The first bill came, and is bout $60 higher than I expected. They told me the connection service call was $50; now it's supposedly $75. And they have a "partial month services" deal on there too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 04:55 PM (rpbg1)


My cable internet is 50 bucks. They keep sending me adverts telling me what a "great deal" they have for me. They'll give me teevee service, to go along with my internet, and they'll only charge me $45.

So yeah, no.

Not gonna doit.

You're telling me I can have my bread, and you'll give me butter too? For less??

Right. But how much does it cost me to milk the cow and churn the butter?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 04:59 PM (hku12)

414 Second only to King of the Hill.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at April 08, 2020 04:58 PM (rSHlY)
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*puts on Strickland Propane shirt*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:59 PM (4o2K3)

415
For the "out of the mouths of babes" file:

I was trying to explain the Chernobyl disaster to an 11yo boy just now, and gave a certain amount of detail about graphite moderated dual-use reactors, but boiled it down to the fact that the Soviets did everything in their history as cheap and shitty as possible, without regard to any kind of human cost.

Eventually he stopped me and said "it sounds like the Soviet Union was a get-rich-quick scheme."

Totally fuckin' accurate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 04:59 PM (DXYgo)

416 Ha, Jim Acosta is now tweeting that people think the economy is in horrible shape and this number seems to be increasing.


Can't slip anything past this guy.

Posted by: deplorable unperson
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IT"S ALL TRUMPS FAULT!!!!!REEEEEEEE!!!!!/////

--every leftist out there

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2020 05:00 PM (UUBmN)

417 @391

True dat, I forgot about Ren and Stimpy.

Posted by: Inspector Johnson at April 08, 2020


*
*

I tried that series once. And I love cartoons if they are well done (a la Pinky and the Brain). Couldn't hack R and S.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 05:01 PM (rpbg1)

418 Nobody says there's a new thread anymore, until there are 450 comments on it already.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020 05:01 PM (hku12)

419 NBC News: "Meanwhile in China, where the pandemic broke out, not a single new coronavirus death was reported..."

Know what else China didn't "report"?


Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at April 08, 2020 05:01 PM (MQ0v4)

420

NOOOD



Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2020 05:01 PM (++D4D)

421 Japan was a very different situation. Their market advantage was their low cost of labor and rebuilt economy not having the legacy costs that the West had, but the Japanese played fair. They stole a lot of IP at first, but only for local use, which all outlier economies do.

China built it's empire on IP theft and corruption. Right from the start they were a new type of evil.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 08, 2020 05:01 PM (LWu6U)

422 When time grinds to a stop..i stare at the second hand till it ceases to move and the clock spins around.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 08, 2020 05:02 PM (8Dh4+)

423 My cable internet is 50 bucks. They keep sending me adverts telling me what a "great deal" they have for me. They'll give me teevee service, to go along with my internet, and they'll only charge me $45.

So yeah, no.

Not gonna doit.

You're telling me I can have my bread, and you'll give me butter too? For less??

Right. But how much does it cost me to milk the cow and churn the butter?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2020


*
*

I didn't have a lot of choice. I needed Internet to work from home, and I needed it pretty quick, so I had little chance to shop around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 08, 2020 05:02 PM (rpbg1)

424 RE: Linda Tripp

Memo to Self:

Remember to consult physician BEFORE every orifice is gushing blood like a supersquirter toy.

Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2020 05:02 PM (Cssks)

425 So why hasn't Krugman jumped in here to propound a new sustainable, green-friendly economic model to save humanity?

Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2020 05:03 PM (95j/9)

426 306
Truth as we understand it in the Anglosphere is a foreign concept in
Asia--my experiences in multiple travels and interactions confirm that.
(FWIW, I actually very much enjoy their cultures and the people, but
dissimulation is an art form in there).


_________


I first learned this when I read the novel Shogun 40 years ago.

Posted by: ShainS at April 08, 2020 05:03 PM (FzCFp)

427 nood WHO
WHO nood

Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2020 05:03 PM (TQ/zJ)

428 I'm now hoping this shelter in place continues for about three more weeks. You know how the rule to break a habit is about six weeks of altered behavior? That's what I'm hoping WRT MFM. If enough people found other things to do rather than follow all the BS, non-essential tripe being peddled by SJWs, academia, media, sports, elections, etc., we might send these corrupted institutions into a quicker death spiral.

I've had the opportunity to abandon news (except for AoSHQ and assorted links) completely. Even "fair and balanced" FOXNews (but for Gutfeld on weekends) has disappeared from my view. Life is much less stressful and more productive now. I choose not to watch the hourly sh*tshows posing as information. Wish I had done this purge years ago.

So, thanks COVID-19. You've performed something of a service.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 08, 2020 05:03 PM (6eEQ+)

429 Linda Tripp, the Clinton sex scandal whistleblower who secretly recorded private phone calls with Monica Lewinksy, dies at age 70 'after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer less than a week ago'
Posted by: SMOD at April 08, 2020 03:55 PM (3aI0K)

Nice pancreas you have there, Linda. Shame if anything were to happen to it.

--Hillary

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2020 05:03 PM (miJU3)

430 Sheryl, sounds good to me!
I can put the TP in my will...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2020 05:04 PM (L2ZTs)

431 "421 Japan was a very different situation. Their market advantage was their low cost of labor and rebuilt economy not having the legacy costs that the West had, but the Japanese played fair. They stole a lot of IP at first, but only for local use, which all outlier economies do.

China built it's empire on IP theft and corruption. Right from the start they were a new type of evil."

China historically has used bribery as a routine diplomatic tool. It struck gold in the Imperial City and its propaganda apparatus.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 08, 2020 05:06 PM (puu6v)

432 inda Tripp died of pancreatic cancer A WEEK AFTER IT WAS DIAGNOSED???
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Not unusual. With my father it was three weeks--and he'd regularly been going to the doctor's for check-ups.

Came out of nowhere.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 08, 2020 05:06 PM (CqE5x)

433 @Acosta

Six in 10 Americans now say the economy is in poor shape, up 30 points since last month, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS


Posted by: Tami at April 08, 2020 05:08 PM (cF8AT)

434 This young female talking head on The Five is going on about how we have to keep things going the way they are or things will get worse.

She's got a nice, steady paycheck from Fox, so no worries for her. Or Juan. Or the rest.


I'd love them to walk a mile in a small business owner's shoes right now. Just for a day. They'd be curled in fetal positions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2020 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

435 But they did just open up an office for the Confucius Institute. That would be the same Institute that is being shut down in universities across the country for ties to Chinese Intelligence.

I bet that doesn't close.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2020 04:07 PM (axyOa)

Sounds like a good place to deposit scrap asbestos and plutonium salts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2020 05:16 PM (miJU3)

436 This young female talking head on The Five is going on about how we have to keep things going the way they are or things will get worse.

She's got a nice, steady paycheck from Fox, so no worries for her. Or Juan. Or the rest.


I'd love them to walk a mile in a small business owner's shoes right now. Just for a day. They'd be curled in fetal positions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I said it the day after this started. Those calling for everyone to stay home needs to stop getting paid also.

Feel the burn like the rest of America.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2020 05:17 PM (2El4P)

437 These are literally the three deadliest cancers and yet she persists.


Real, pure evil has a large amount of tenacity going for it.

Posted by: An Observation at April 08, 2020 05:17 PM (Mr1gZ)

438 Who met you at the station?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at April 08, 2020 04:10 PM (4o2K3)

And did the mule up and die?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2020 05:19 PM (miJU3)

439 At least he killed the ones who needed killing, and surprisingly few, at that.

And he voluntarily retired, and resumed holding elections, which is almost unheard of in the annals of dictatorships.

The world needs more Pinochets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2020 05:22 PM (miJU3)

440 Walter Kronkite was one of the Viet-Cong biggist Propegandists they could get meanwhile they also counted of Walter Duranty and Herb Mathews who both worked for the new York Times

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 08, 2020 05:23 PM (FLiOE)

441 Probably. But he was a bit more liberal with the whacking than was probably necessary. He whacked everyone who disagreed with him or questioned him, along with real commies, and then lots of "my neighbor who has land I want and is a commie" guys got killed.

He was a bad guy, just a bad guy who fought our enemies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 08, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

Sounds like you have been taken in by some Commie propaganda. There were many, many Commie apologists, back in the day, spreading lies about Pinochet. IIRC, his total bag was about 3500 dead Commies and fellow travelers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2020 05:27 PM (miJU3)

442 29 Chinese Press Spy is pretty cute.

Of course she is. Remember during the Beijing Olympics when they had a cute girl lip-synch the song while a homely girl provided the voice?

Posted by: Pervy Grin at April 08, 2020 05:29 PM (qSYEB)

443
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 08, 2020 05:23 PM (FLiOE)

------

Once I develop my time machine and exoskeleton technology, I have two steps.

Step one is to pick up the French postmodernist philosophers and the 20th century American journalists.

Step two is to work them to death on the Grand North American Dignity Canal, then have them taxidermied inside of the exoskeletons, and set their reanimated corpses to digging once again, until sufficiently moth-eaten to warrant permanent retirement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2020 05:30 PM (DXYgo)

444 Our troll 'No' likes the phrase 'Get used to it.' Uses it all the time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 08, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

He hears it from his supe at the glory hole all the time. It's etched onto his hippocampus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2020 05:30 PM (miJU3)

445 Biden in on the politicizing wuhu virus also.
https://tinyurl.com/udej9av

Posted by: The Chicken at April 08, 2020 05:35 PM (r+sAi)

446 Today it's China. In my lifetime, it was accepting anything the Soviet government said at face value. Further back, you have Duranty and the like.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2020 05:36 PM (Exv3s)

447 169 147 I laughed. But remember that every foreign student that gets to buy a place in an American engineering, business, or science program takes the place of an American applicant. This is most true in graduate programs, but many stem programs have limited enrollments.
Posted by: CN at April 08, 2020 04:13 PM (ONvIw)

Given our horrific public school system...who exactly?

Americans constantly shoot themselves in the foot and blame others for taking advantage of the situation. I'm thinking that if we had a public school system worth a damn that cared about teaching hard science to...well, anybody (they have an obsessive devotion to girls only, because), we might have more Americans applying. But we don't.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2020 05:41 PM (Exv3s)

448 304 I'm hoping upon Trump's reelection, he goes scorched earth on all of these people. And that Chinese agent reporter...she has quite a vacant look in her face.

She's so pretty, oh so pretty---vacant!

Posted by: Pervy Grin at April 08, 2020 05:48 PM (qSYEB)

449 I recognize that ABC (Disney), NBC (Charter), CBS (Sony), and CNN (ATT) all have parent corps that want to do business in China and therefore the news subsidiary will publish Chinese propaganda, but what are we supposed to do about it?
What do we want the FCC to do about it? Yank their broadcast licenses... and then give those licenses to whom? Some company that can't be bought up by the aforementioned Sinophile entertainment media parent corps? How do we ensure that?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at April 08, 2020 05:54 PM (0V/8D)

450 No new deaths in ALL of China, or just the area that was quarantined? I don't recall hearing anything about places like Shanghai, Canton, Beijing, etc.

Posted by: timactual at April 08, 2020 06:33 PM (pPXFf)

451 Christopher #319 says:

"Saving face and being esteemed matters more than being good, true, or beautiful."

Exactly true!

Posted by: groovygirl at April 08, 2020 06:42 PM (ybC9u)

452 Bill Barr could not help smiling, he really wanted to let out a belly laugh. And that's a pretty big belly. And Trump was not just trolling the silly media, he was also trolling the very, very, oh so serious Dr. Birx.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at April 09, 2020 11:31 AM (hrHLc)

453 The primary reason Russia is a bad guy and the media fawns over China is that Russia is white and China isn't. The modern left is a coalition of groups held together by a shared hatred of and desire to exploit white people. Left-winged media with no economic ties to China are just as defensive about China as those who do have such ties. You need to go one step farther to the real underlying roots of Sinophilia - it's yet another manifestation of white-hating racism.

Posted by: bob at April 10, 2020 03:31 PM (jxKD5)

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