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Saturday Evening Movie Thread 03-28-2020 [Hosted By: Moviegique]

The original premise of '70s TV impresario Gene Levitt's "Fantasy Island" was something akin to "be careful what you wish for", and there was a distinct horror element to the TV pilot which I believe was greatly watered down in favor of comedy, romance, campy drama in the vein of—well, let's just say it was a place where "The Love Boat" could (and did!) stop over. So while the idea of a remake of the show sounds like a dystopian nightmare of creative bankruptcy, it didn't have to be. And a horror-based remake was right up my alley. On the other hand, the buzz was less than compelling.

fantasy island 01.jpg
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

So, I went to see it at a time I knew pretty well I was going to end up being interrupted, and indeed I was, about halfway into the film.

The first half doesn't suck. Blumhouse usually spends some time developing characters so that you care when they're gored through the eye with a dessert fork, and this is no exception. Our guests on the titular island are two bros who want to "have it all", a middle-aged woman who regrets having said "no" to her dream marriage proposal, a young man who wanted be a soldier but promised his mother he wouldn't, and a young lady who wants revenge on a high-school bully. Except for the last character, they're all pretty likable.

Before I go on, I should point out the White Elephant in the room: Michael Peña as Mr. Roarke. Peña is a fine actor who does a fine job but he is no Ricardo Montalban. He might be a better actor, actually, than Montalban, I don't really know. But Montalban essentially created the Corinthian leather industry (with apologies to Corinth and Bozell Advertising) from raw charisma. And the thing about Mr. Raorke is he looked good. His '70s era white disco-leisure suit was always neat and perfect. Improbably so given the humidity on the sorts of islands we're talking about.

Peña looks like an alcoholic who threw on the summer clothes of the island's former dictator. The only time I really winced in this movie was looking at him shuffle around like a 21st century man in his rumpled linens. Now, this is all in-character, actually: Peña is on edge throughout the film, he is not playing Montalban's Raorke, who was an angelic figure and part of the story hinges on that. But for me it felt like the collapse of Western Civilization.

OK, I'm being a bit dramatic. And if you don't have any memories of the original show, you might not even notice. I didn't care for it. But more on disastrously diverging from the original later.


fantasy island 02.jpg
He looks like he slept in that outfit.

Anyway, our two bros get their "all", which basically involves drugs, scantily clad models and a nice beach house. This fits in with the original show pretty well. There was always some side-character who made a very simple wish and got it and was happy. But with revenge girl, Melanie, things get weird: She's torturing her high school bully and quickly comes to realize, it's not a hologram and she's actually torturing someone, which wasn't what she thought. (None of the four parties take the island very seriously at first.) So she ends up rescuing her putative victim and the two run through the jungle trying to evade Melanie's former therapist, who is somehow now a monster. (Roll with it.)

The other two stories present a more intriguing problem. Up till now, everything has been essentially possible, but now we come to Gwen, who regrets her past, and Patrick, who wants to be a soldier. For Gwen, she literally goes back in time so she can accept the marriage proposal (or so it seems). Patrick ends up in Central America in 1989 with his father on the rescue mission where his father lost his life. (This is why he wanted to be a soldier and why his mother wanted him not to be.) But this '89 mission hears the noise from Melanie escaping, so...what the heck is going on?

Pause for intermission. This is where I left, but I was intrigued enough to wander back in and finish watching it later. (With AMC stubs, the ticket doesn't cost anything.)

In the intermission, I'm going to point out two things: First, this is a seriously United Colors of Benetton movie. The two bros are a older white guy (Ryan Hansen, Friday the 13th 2009) and his much younger Asian brother (Jimmy O. Yang, Patriot's Day). Oh, and the Asian kid is gay. Gwen is played by the lovely Maggie Q (Live Free or Die Hard, Mission:Impossible 3) and the man she jilted is a black man (Robbie Jones) in the mold of what Richard Meyer (of Comics Matter w/yaboi Zack) would call a Gordon Goodbrother. Roarke's assistant is half-Jamaican. Etc.

Let me say that if you need—if you're compelled—to be diverse, this is the way to do it. Maybe don't put the diversity into ancient stories or historical tales—and when you do have the diversity, try to make the characters likable and deeper than their demographic checkpoints. (A movie has an advantage over a comic books, as yaboi would point out, because people have charisma and drawings don't.)

So, while I rolled my eyes a bit, it didn't grate in the way, oh, a mixed-race couple on the subway during WWII might.


fantasy island 03.jpg
This is the whitest shot in the movie, especially if you count Asians as white.

Second, the reason the "Fantasy Island" series worked (to the extent that it worked) is that there wasn't really an explanation for anything. At one point, I believe Mr. Roarke is shown to be something like an angel, and this is shown by him engaging in magical combat with Mephistopheles (Roddy McDowall). The rules, if there were any, were loosely defined at best.

Which brings us to the second half of this movie.

Gwen gets to say "yes" to her lover and wakes up on current day Fantasy Island with him, a young child, and five years worth of memories. Patrick convinces his father that he's really his son and he's really going to die on this mission, at which point the father's like "Let's get the hell outta here, then!" making Patrick feel like his father's a coward. Meanwhile, the Bros discover that the house they were partying in used to belong to a drug kingpin when the kingpin's enemies invade the house (and all the models lock the bros out of the panic room).

And Melanie and her companion end up encountering a crazed Michael Rooker, who's a detective investigating the island. He's discovered the fantasies are all powered by a magical alien rock buried in a cave. (One of the characters says it's "ancient", but I never could figure out how anyone would know that.)

But Gwen's story seems to be the pivotal one: She made her wrong choice all those years ago because she felt guilty. And if she'd known that the island was real she would've had a different fantasy.

Now, here's how the movie could've ended: She could've corrected her past mistake, in a story which tied in all the other characters, who also have learned a lot on their little stay, the end. But this is a Blumhouse movie, so we gotta have a horror twist and things gotta go weirder, even at the expense of any coherency.

All the characters are tied together by this mistake, and it turns out they're in someone else's fantasy (this is actually in the trailer), which is revenge on all of them. So they go hunt the magic rock down to kill it.


fantasy island 04.jpg
This is not them killing the rock but it's as good anything I can find.

Of course, this whole plot negates most of the rest of the movie. Like, did they ever really get their fantasies, or was it all alien rock magic? Because at some points, it seems very clearly to be one way, and yet it cannot be. And if Rooker knows all about the island, his fate is especially pointless and dumb. Roarke himself is chained to the island for various reasons that were really unclear to me. (I don't know if I zoned out or Peña was mumbling his exposition or what.) But to get out of their various fixes, there's a lot of alien rock magic pulled into the overlong third act—which seemed geared to make this movie its own pilot.

The acting is good. Lucy Hale, while lovely and talented, has this new style of hair I can only describe as Garden Shear Homeless. I don't know what that fashion is, but I see it a lot and I do not care for it. Maggie Q is quite moving. I didn't want to hit The Bros repeatedly in the face, and they were sorta those kinds of characters, so good marks for Yang and Hansen. Charlotte McKinney is the model Chastity who is (of course) gorgeous but also provides some comic relief.

Do I blame writer/director Jason Wadlow (Kick Ass 2) for how it all falls apart? I dunno. It feels like a lot of it was quite good and promising, and also that several major points were foreordained by committee. And while it was critically and popularly reviled, it also made $45M on a $7M budget—that's the Blumhouse secret!—so we might even see a sequel.


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OK, I wanted to punch him in the face a little.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 08:00 PM




Comments

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1 Movies!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2020 08:00 PM (Y4EXg)

2 I was going to do something more pandemic related but I've been swamped since this whole quarantine started. Maybe next time!

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:02 PM (CcUfv)

3 I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2020 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)

4 I thought the other was movies...twice as nice.

Posted by: lizabth at March 28, 2020 08:03 PM (L3Rsz)

5 Yeah - that guy has a face that needs to catch a cannonball - just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:03 PM (32YRo)

6 Bravo for typing that much about this.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:04 PM (PUmDY)

7 I saw the trailer for this. I immediately know I would not want to see it because it would be a nasty mashup of torture porn, dream-killing and general misery, all done by digging up the corpse of a fondly-remembered show and skull-fucking it.

So, better you than me, Moviegique.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:04 PM (2JVJo)

8 That's be good. I'd like some recs on plague movies, aside from the Seventh Seal. I know that one backwards and forwards.I'm waiting for someone to do a spin off for Wuflu. "Doom-ed, doom-ed, doom-ed!"

Posted by: lizabth at March 28, 2020 08:05 PM (L3Rsz)

9 Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach, drops mike.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 08:05 PM (XhWtx)

10 Hey everybody. Yay movie thread! Thanks Moviegique!

I tried to go to Best Buy today... they have a new system whereby you do everything from your car. They've become a drive-thru electronics shop.

Guess I'll get my copies of 1917 and Knives Out from Amazon again...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:05 PM (L2ZTs)

11 Also, the dad of those two young ladies he's got his mitts around - that's a sad dad, I can tell you, sad about what he did wrong....

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:05 PM (32YRo)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:05 PM (arJlL)

13 willowed.
so... Weird Al filmed this in 1999 and released it last week
youtube.com/watch?v=-kgIOWvrssA

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ykYG2)

14 Not saying I read any of it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:06 PM (PUmDY)

15 Bogie and Bacall. You lose.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2020 08:06 PM (gd9RK)

16 Movie sign! Blumhouse had done some stuff I've liked.

Village of the Damned on Svengoolie.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 28, 2020 08:06 PM (VNfwt)

17 Evening, JT.

Posted by: lizabth at March 28, 2020 08:06 PM (L3Rsz)

18 Jan Smithers

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 08:06 PM (RuIsu)

19 Because, Willowed:

Psssht-fnock! Cracks open a can of Founder's All Day IPA.

Got the west wall of the guest bedroom all closed in; mostly the original plywood paneling, some mix-and-match infills.

Any of the Horde ever worked with wallpaper? Does it cover irregularities in the surface well? Easy or tedious to hang it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 08:07 PM (miJU3)

20 That first pic; Fantasy Island. I tried watching that show ones; turned it off after 10 minutes. Totally worthless show. That was the beginning of the end of Network TV.

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2020 08:07 PM (mpXpK)

21 Cosmic, yeah, it ended up being a long one, just for its failures.

MP4: I mean, it's PG-13 and the only real misery is early on, which is sort of redeemed--until the ending screws everything up.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:07 PM (CcUfv)

22 Not going to watch.

Would like to preserve the few decent childhood TV memories I have left.

Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 08:07 PM (RU4sa)

23 okay!

Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 28, 2020 08:08 PM (dQF3z)

24 So Fantasy Island got the Woke treatment.

Call in the airstrike.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:08 PM (lY631)

25 Not 2 - roookie mistake.

Posted by: FrodoB, because at March 28, 2020 08:08 PM (dQF3z)

26 MP4: I mean, it's PG-13 and the only real misery is early on, which is sort of redeemed--until the ending screws everything up.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:07 PM (CcUfv)


I read the wiki entry. Still glad I didn't see it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:08 PM (2JVJo)

27 Evening, JT.
Posted by: lizabth

Hiya lizabth !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:08 PM (arJlL)

28 Yeah, network TV was best during Mary Tyler Moore Show - died with Fantasy Island.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:08 PM (32YRo)

29 Dueling movie threads

Whooooooooo

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 08:09 PM (ZCEU2)

30 So Fantasy Island got the Woke treatment.

Godzilla' opening a dress shop ?

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:09 PM (arJlL)

31 Call in the airstrike.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:08 PM (lY631)

Nuke from orbit - only way to be sure...

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:10 PM (32YRo)

32 I want to be Jason Blum.

I want to make cheap horror movies and reap huge profits. Only my horror movies will have lots of bare tits in them.

I know in my heart I could do this thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:10 PM (d1uFV)

33 One way or another.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:10 PM (PUmDY)

34 This is a shame - I had a faint hope that this could turn into something watchable, thanks for the warning. It's almost more disappointing to see a bad movie that *could* have been good, as opposed to a movie that is just bad through and through.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:11 PM (V2Yro)

35 Reach for the stars, Mark!

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:11 PM (CcUfv)

36 That fantasy out of the way, I have to say Michael Pena cannot act, he could barely perform even in Ant Man.

Maggie Q is quality trim.

And the plot twist makes me seriously question the writing skills of whoever gets the writing credit.

Hard pass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:11 PM (d1uFV)

37 Dueling movie threads

Is the kid playing the banjo ?

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:11 PM (arJlL)

38 Moviegique, that was an epic summary. felt like I saw the movie!

The RLM guys had a good clip on the Blumhouse Method, which is, shoot a bunch of ideas out of a cannon and hope a few stick. Since they're all made on a budget, you can afford to take chances. They've kind of resurrected the "B" movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAa_m9H-PGs&t=1569s

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

39 Our guests on the titular island

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You said titular. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at March 28, 2020 08:12 PM (+y/Ru)

40 Michael Pena as O'Rourke? Ouch.


Doesn't Hollywood have any slightly older males that can play cool, refined, and distant any more?


Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:12 PM (WdocV)

41 >>This is a shame - I had a faint hope that this could turn into something watchable, thanks for the warning.

Started with a dark premise...fucked it up immediately - yay 2020's!

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:12 PM (32YRo)

42 But, as you mentioned Roddy McDowell earlier, I watched Cleopatra today.

It really is something else. The sets, the costumes, the scenery - even the script is well done, Joe Mankiewicz's breakdown notwithstanding. And I know they didn't film in sequence, but it is interesting to watch Liz Taylor's breasts get bigger and more prominent the longer the movie goes on.

It made me cry, because I wish I could create something as wonderful, touching and beautiful as that movie.

https://tinyurl.com/t5bungc

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (2JVJo)

43 I DID see 'Attack of the Supermonsters' on Rifftrax.

It is a mix of puppets, people in costumes and animation. It is utterly bizzare and accidentially hilarious even before the professional comedians get involved.

I was drinking but I laughed harder in that movie than in anything I've seen in a long, long time. Check it out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (d1uFV)

44 He looks like he slept in that outfit.




it's the humidity

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

45 32 I want to be Jason Blum.

I want to make cheap horror movies and reap huge profits. Only my horror movies will have lots of bare tits in them.

I know in my heart I could do this thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:10 PM (d1uFV)

Joe Bob Briggs says, Check It Out!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

46
I want to make cheap horror movies and reap huge profits. Only my horror movies will have lots of bare tits in them.

***

Isn't that every horror movie from the 80s?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (WdocV)

47 Ricardo was a pretty good actor, plays in one of my top 10 favorite war movies Battleground.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCEU2)

48 I want to be Jason Blum.

I want to make cheap horror movies and reap huge profits. Only my horror movies will have lots of bare tits in them.

I know in my heart I could do this thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:10 PM (d1uFV)


OK, then - redo Herschel Gordon Lewis' Blood Feast, with plenty of tits.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:14 PM (2JVJo)

49 Something tells me the production values at the PronHub for their "Fantasy Island" are worth witnessing over this mess...

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:14 PM (32YRo)

50 48 I want to be Jason Blum.

I want to make cheap horror movies and reap huge profits. Only my horror movies will have lots of bare tits in them.

I know in my heart I could do this thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:10 PM (d1uFV)

OK, then - redo Herschel Gordon Lewis' Blood Feast, with plenty of tits.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:14 PM (2JVJo)

I will do this. Only it will have vampires instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:14 PM (d1uFV)

51 Not going to watch.

-
Don't speak to soon. We may still be on 'Rona lockdown a year from now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

52 You want a new Montalban. You get a Brie Larson.

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

53 Ricardo was a pretty good actor, plays in one of my top 10 favorite war movies Battleground.
Posted by: Skip

Concur

He was also a heroin dealer in Let No Man Write My Epitaph

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (arJlL)

54 Liz Taylor as Isis, yeah she really rocked that gold ensemble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (lY631)

55 I want to make cheap horror movies and reap huge profits. Only my horror movies will have lots of bare tits in them.

***

Isn't that every horror movie from the 80s?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (WdocV)

We have strayed further and further from that golden age.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (d1uFV)

56 Ricardo was a pretty good actor, plays in one of my top 10 favorite war movies Battleground.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCEU2

Wasn't he Baby Milo's circus trainer? Not his best turn...

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (32YRo)

57 Malcolm McDowell played the role in the 90's remake of the series. Pena does seem like an odd choice for the role.

Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (HYhap)

58 42 But, as you mentioned Roddy McDowell earlier, I watched Cleopatra today.

It really is something else. The sets, the costumes, the scenery - even the script is well done, Joe Mankiewicz's breakdown notwithstanding. And I know they didn't film in sequence, but it is interesting to watch Liz Taylor's breasts get bigger and more prominent the longer the movie goes on.

I suppose you know that it was supposed to be two movies - the first ending with the Death Of Caesar, and the 2nd all about Antony. They even shot more than enough footage to make both. But in the end, the studio decided to toss nearly half of what they had and just go with the one.

I would love to see all of the lost footage, but I don't think it was preserved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (V2Yro)

59 I can't believe I got willowed. ok, yes I can.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2020 08:16 PM (r+sAi)

60 Follow the Roger Corman model of movie making.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:16 PM (lY631)

61 I loves corny Dead lyrics

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:16 PM (PUmDY)

62 As I catch many of these 80's series in syndication, I've found it utterly impossible to understand or relate to the state of mind I was in way back then to actually find stuff like Fantasy Island entertaining, which I did. My whole family would huddle around the console evenings for Magnim PI, CHIPs, Love Boat, et al. and enjoy every minute. My 15 year old daughter even thinks they're corny as hell and wont even try to watch one entire show. I suppose we simply chalk it up to Darwin's theory.

Posted by: Parkton at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (vUYF8)

63 If you want to make money....no bare tits.....but cheap thin wet cold t-hirts will get you a PG rating.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (Y6YS5)

64 Ricardo as Khan. Epic.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (377Zs)

65 A movie I would really LOVE to see made now (and I know it won't happen) would be based on Kurt Schlichter's "People's Republic".

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (V2Yro)

66 You want a new Montalban. You get a Brie Larson.
___

She does have better, uh, talents. From the front at least.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (WdocV)

67 Don't speak too soon. We may still be on 'Rona lockdown a year from now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

---


If we're still on lockdown a year from now, what to watch will be the least of our worries.

Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (RU4sa)

68 interesting summary. Too bad they didn't make it tie together logically at the end

Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2020 08:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

69 I can't believe I got willowed. ok, yes I can.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Sometimes ya hit a home run, and sometimes ya take a fastball in the 'nads.

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:18 PM (arJlL)

70 Malcolm McDowell played some awesome characters over his career - notably Alex DeLarge but he had a whole host of them.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:18 PM (WdocV)

71
If we're still on lockdown a year from now, what to watch will be the least of our worries.
Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (RU4sa)

If we're still on lockdown a year from now, I'm gonna be dancing in the street with a cutlass and a flintlock pistol.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:19 PM (V2Yro)

72 40 Michael Pena as O'Rourke? Ouch.


Doesn't Hollywood have any slightly older males that can play cool, refined, and distant any more?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:12 PM (WdocV)
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I'm not a lookist -- far from it! -- but I have noticed that apart from some genres, like superhero movies or rom-coms, the movies don't seem to want to give us good-looking, well-groomed leads. The men in particular are slouchy, wrinkled neckbeards. The last Star Wars film really had some oddities in it.

It's the pajamafication of America. I watched "Bullitt" the other day and the past is another country. Steve McQueen smokin' in a turtleneck and jacket, Jackie Bisset lookin' sizzly...and like adults.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 If you want to make a movie with lots of tits in it why not a mini series placed in colonial times in Africa?

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)

74 The RLM guys had a good clip on the Blumhouse
Method, which is, shoot a bunch of ideas out of a cannon and hope a few
stick. Since they're all made on a budget, you can afford to take
chances. They've kind of resurrected the "B" movie.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAa_m9H-PGst=1569s



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

It is the Corman approach. To make a B movie, they can be cheap, but they have to be competently made.

Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:19 PM (HYhap)

75 Not one "de plane, de plane, boss"?!?

And here I thought there would be no more pain in death.

Posted by: zombie tattoo at March 28, 2020 08:20 PM (H5knJ)

76 Paradise Waits

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:20 PM (PUmDY)

77 Michael Pena may have thought he could be O'Rourke but he KAAAAAAAAHN't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 08:20 PM (+y/Ru)

78 Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: SMOD at March 28, 2020 08:20 PM (X5CsJ)

79 It made me cry, because I wish I could create something as wonderful, touching and beautiful as that movie.

https://tinyurl.com/t5bungc

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (2JVJo)

Yeah, M4P - Taylor was gorgeous and Burton was at his boozy best - the production values were the best you could buy at the time given they slathered millions over everything - okay script...it's worth a watch definitely to see what Hollywood could do with an off the charts budget and halfway decent screen writers and actors that could carry a scene - for sure.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)

80 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.



Batman (Adam West) and Robin (Burt Ward)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:20 PM (Ev6gs)

81 WOPR, I admit that for me, Malcolm McDowell is and always will be Alex DeLarge.

I used to say that if I ever met Malcolm, I'd joke that he could have my wallet if he wanted it. Problem is, I've since found out... he'd probably take it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)

82 MEGO to the nth.

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (a1s18)

83 74 If you want to make a movie with lots of tits in it why not a mini series placed in colonial times in Africa?
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)

Shaka Zulu, it's been done.

pretty good, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (V2Yro)

84 68 Don't speak too soon. We may still be on 'Rona lockdown a year from now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

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If we're still on lockdown a year from now, what to watch will be the least of our worries.
Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (RU4sa)

Then it's gas mask and assless chaps time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

85 funny, I am never surprised when they throw homo characters into a movie, I am usually surprised there are hetero ones.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (r+sAi)

86 Liz Taylor as Isis, yeah she really rocked that gold ensemble.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:15 PM (lY631)


She rocked everything in that movie. Although I do agree with one reviewer who noted her voice tended to turn to a fishmonger's shriek when she was supposed to be divinely angry. And as much as I like Burton and Taylor, I think the first half with Harrison and Taylor to be the better part of the movie.

I wish I could explain why it made me feel both sad and in awe. I get the same feeling with a lot of silent films too. I feel. . .like I'm looking through a window at something I can't ever touch or ever have - or ever be - and that knowledge burns a hole in my heart.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (2JVJo)

87 Speaking of actors known primarily for only one role:

Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)

88 What is the movie trying to say. If the original was about good and evil, what is this ?

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

89 It's the pajamafication of America.
***

There is an argument that the massive use of birth control pills has shifted what women want to being much less masculine men then a few decades ago.

To take one example, a female friend of mine kept raving about Orlando Bloom in the Lord of the Rings. I pointed out he was the second prettiest girl in the whole movie to her chagrin.


Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (WdocV)

90 Biggles, "Quickly untie us before they realize you're not a god and only an American!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (lY631)

91 The last Star Wars film really had some oddities in it.


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

The male gaze must be averted. Everyone must dress in frumpy clothing that offers nothing.

Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HYhap)

92 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

Hannibal and Fredericka.

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Qf83p)

93 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

Batman and Robin
Superman and Lois Lane
Burns and Smithers

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

94 88 Speaking of actors known primarily for only one role:

Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)

The Siege of Firebase GLoria

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (d1uFV)

95 I wold not minds watching the original series (maybe they'll put it Amazon, like they did Cheers).

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)

96 R. Lee Ermey was in Saving Silverman. He and Jack Black played homos natch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (r+sAi)

97 Mark, was it any good?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

98 I'm no conspiracy theorist, but didja notice that when the subject of Ace's buxom secretary came up, Ace jumped in with a new thread ?

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (arJlL)

99 Guy, I did not know that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)

100 Eris--

"Bullitt" ends at the airport, IIRC, and EVERYONE IS IN A SUIT!

It makes the scene all the more tense because he's looking for someone but everyone looks alike.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (CcUfv)

101 To take one example, a female friend of mine kept
raving about Orlando Bloom in the Lord of the Rings. I pointed out he
was the second prettiest girl in the whole movie to her chagrin.



Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (WdocV)

My wife spent those movies drooling over Urban and Vigo.

Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (HYhap)

102 The Zulu movies were horror.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (PUmDY)

103 Lone Ranger and Tonto

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (vwf8z)

104 Imma mosey on up to the promenade deck... Hear tell Isaac's got hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (7WaWV)

105 Cheech & Chong

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (377Zs)

106 moviegique, it was 1968.
IOW a million years ago...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

107 Harrison's Caesar knows what Cleopatra is about and uses her to his own ends. Anthony sees the woman but not her plans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (lY631)

108 Roy Rogers and Trigger

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (vwf8z)

109 If we will be in 'rona lockdown for that long, it'll be Carousel time.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

110 88 Speaking of actors known primarily for only one role:

Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)

The Frighteners
Saving Silverman
Murder in the First
Se7en

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

111 See, you gotta have the liquor to make it through the lockdown. How else can you get a good nights sleep, and make it through TWD end of season?

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)

112 I wish I could explain why it made me feel both sad and in awe. I get the same feeling with a lot of silent films too. I feel. . .like I'm looking through a window at something I can't ever touch or ever have - or ever be - and that knowledge burns a hole in my heart.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (2JVJo)

The ending of that movie - the scene in Cleopatra's tomb - is one of the BEST endings of any movie, ever. It's hard not to tear up at that one, and the beauty of it! It's hard to think of anything that equals it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (V2Yro)

113 Michael Pena may have thought he could be O'Rourke but he KAAAAAAAAHN't.

***

You know Benedict Cumberface, who is a decent actor, failed to pull off Khan....so I think Ricardo Montalbán is an underrated actor...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (WdocV)

114 >>Any of the Horde ever worked with wallpaper? Does it cover irregularities in the surface well? Easy or tedious to hang it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Actually makes irregularities more obvious. There is an "underlayment" material you can put down first that helps. Not terrible to hang depending on the pattern and how bad your OCD is.

Posted by: Aviator at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (2cuLk)

115 If we're still on lockdown a year from now, what to watch will be the least of our worries.
Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (RU4sa)

Then it's gas mask and assless chaps time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

I hope it ain't cold out !

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (arJlL)

116 Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

117 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (2JVJo)

Have you ever seen 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?' She really angry in that one.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (88xKn)

118 Has anyone watched Amazon's Pale Horse? I'm kind of interested, but I don't think I can handle another bastardization of one of Agatha Christie's stories.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (9hauA)

119 Ah, Cheech & Chong.

"I got rocks in my pantyhose, man..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (L2ZTs)

120 Speaking of actors known primarily for only one role:



Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)



The Siege of Firebase GLoria


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (d1uFV)



He was a helicopter pilot in Apocalypse Now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (Ev6gs)

121 I really like The Wasp Woman by Roger Corman.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 08:26 PM (COzlW)

122 Insom, thanks!
I especially didn't know he was in Se7en.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)

123 Attack of the Supermonsters' on Rifftrax.

It is a mix of puppets, people in costumes and animation. It is utterly bizzare and accidentially hilarious even before the professional comedians get involved.

I was drinking but I laughed harder in that movie than in anything I've seen in a long, long time. Check it out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:13 PM (d1uFV)

RiffTrax THE MASTER
over weight Lee Van Cleef teaches a Van Patton to be a Ninja, it's so bad and so absolutely funny.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 28, 2020 08:26 PM (dKiJG)

124 A great duo that will get things thrown at me:

Butch and Sundance

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

125 The Zulu movies were horror.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (PUmDY)

The Stanley Baker production was absolutely awesome - he starred in it and Michael Caine made his screen debut I think, I could be wrong. But the film was very well done.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:26 PM (32YRo)

126 Ace's buxom secretary

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Ace hired Paige Spirinac as his secretary?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (WdocV)

127 Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?

-
FMJ was definitely his best but I remember him in some supernatural western.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

128 Ok here is my willowed:

Ace or the cobs, I think this newspaper column from Dec. 1918 would make
a good post. Particularly paragraphs 7 to 9. Either way, I think it is
one that could be written almost exactly after the wuhu flu is over. My
wife found this looking for other stuff.


https://tinyurl.com/vj5ug4l

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (r+sAi)

129 A great duo that will get things thrown at me:

Butch and Sundance


I throw nothing!

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (Qf83p)

130 >>Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Mississippi Burning

Posted by: Aviator at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (2cuLk)

131 I'm outsourcing my movie picking.

What Amazon prime movie should I watch tonight?

Posted by: ghbucky at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (s9Eo8)

132 People have been trying to restore Cleopatra - here's a You Tube vid showing some missing scenes:

https://tinyurl.com/vye3454

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (2JVJo)

133 Butch and Sundance

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

My wife absolutely hates that movie and I loved it - hard to reconcile that difference.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (32YRo)

134 Laurel and Hardy
Fred and Barney
Rum and Coke

Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (Tnijr)

135 All of this corona shutdown bullshit is bullshit.
***


If it saves one life!!!!

But notice it is still rayciss to shut down the border.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (WdocV)

136 Have you ever seen 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?' She really angry in that one.
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (88xKn)

I saw that once, and I would never NEVER watch that again! It's like having to spend an evening with two highly intelligent relatives of yours, who are also the two most Despicable people you have ever met in your life. You want to run away from them, screaming!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (V2Yro)

137 As I catch many of these 80's series in syndication,
I've found it utterly impossible to understand or relate to the state
of mind I was in way back then to actually find stuff like Fantasy
Island entertaining, which I did. My whole family would huddle around
the console evenings for Magnim PI, CHIPs, Love Boat, et al. and enjoy
every minute. My 15 year old daughter even thinks they're corny as hell
and wont even try to watch one entire show. I suppose we simply chalk
it up to Darwin's theory.

Posted by: Parkton at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (vUYF

I've been binging Magnum PI. I haven't watched an episode in 20+ years. I'm enjoying it. I find old comedies are the ones that I can't go back and watch. Very few hold up.

Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (HYhap)

138 It interests me too Chique, but I haven't watched it yet, but I like that actor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (r+sAi)

139 Ricardo had a certain style. He had charisma but without being effete. Who could step into that kind of role today? Maybe Antonio Banderas? Maybe the skinny black dude who is the concierge in the Wick franchise?

Pena is a ridiculous choice if you are looking back at the original. Hell, if you used camera tricks to Gimli-ify him, he could play the sidekick.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (H5knJ)

140 If we're still on lockdown a year from now, what to watch will be the least of our worries.

Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM (RU4sa)

{{{SMH}}}

And to think, once upon a time I worried about creeping shariah, when I really should have been worrying about creeping martial law under President Trump!

Posted by: Commissar Picard at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

141 R. Lee Ermy was also in Fletch Lives, and an episode of The X-Files. Played a preacher man in both.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (x8Wzq)

142 So knowing Cleopatra was greek - who would you cast as her if you were making the movie today?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (WdocV)

143 Has anyone watched Amazon's Pale Horse? I'm kind of interested, but I don't think I can handle another bastardization of one of Agatha Christie's stories.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (9hauA)


Yes ! Watched it. I read much of Christie, but it was all Hercule. So, without comparison, I found this mini series ridiculous and think I fell asleep at the end. Hope this helps.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

144 Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?


Mississippi Burning - he was the mayor - did a great job.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (32YRo)

145 Aviator, I know a lot of critics say Mississippi Burning is one of the worst films ever made. Preachy and patronizing.

OTOH, although it's preachy, I love Robert Townshend's Hollywood Shuffle, from 1986. The flick he supposedly financed entirely with his credit cards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)

146 Just late zombie apocalypse stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (PUmDY)

147 Is anyone else annoyed that when they make a movie from a pre-existing narrative framework, they so often feel compelled to "de-construct" the frame instead of living within it? I mean, this is a little fluff of a movie with pretty girls, so it's not exactly a prominent example, but there's also:

Star Trek: original crew in rebellion against the Federation, gets demoted so Kirk can be Captain again.

Mission Impossible: Team goes into rebellion against the Gov that used to give them instructions.

Casino Royale: Bond in rebellion against M. I might give them this one, since M is a chick now.

The extreme example of this is the Brady Bunch, where they treated their foundational material like a joke.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (dOV9E)

148 Shaka Zulu was in late 1700s, Zulu and Zulu Dawn were around 100 years later

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (ZCEU2)

149 Jan Smithers
Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 08:06 PM


Jan Smithers.
In Battle of the Network Stars.
In a dunk tank.
https://youtu.be/BJ9yqEMYx20

Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2020 08:30 PM (r6GXX)

150 I saw that once, and I would never NEVER watch that again! It's like having to spend an evening with two highly intelligent relatives of yours, who are also the two most Despicable people you have ever met in your life. You want to run away from them, screaming!
Posted by: Tom Servo


Not exactly uplifting. Is it?

Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2020 08:30 PM (Qf83p)

151 My wife absolutely hates that movie and I loved it - hard to reconcile that difference.
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (32YRo)

It has flaws, but overall I like it; the characters are likable, and the ending is iconic. The musical interlude with the bicycle was idiotic, not only does it not fit in with the rest of the movie, it breaks the entire flow of the narrative for no reason.

I love a lot of the side characters, Especially Strother Martin!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:30 PM (V2Yro)

152 My brain is on lockdown along with America, so it's been, shall we say, unchallenging fare lately.

Watched Battle: Los Angeles, a favorite bug hunt movie. If it's on, I watch it. Don't hate.

Also rewatched Lunopolis, a found-footage mockumentary about paranormal investigators looking into a strange claim that there is an entire civilization in the millions on the moon, but the government is covering it up. It turns out there are people up there, but they are humans from the future. The movie has Church of Lunology cultists, a time machine, alternate timelines, all sorts of batshittery. I like it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunopolis

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

153 The ending of that movie - the scene in Cleopatra's tomb - is one of the BEST endings of any movie, ever. It's hard not to tear up at that one, and the beauty of it! It's hard to think of anything that equals it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 08:24 PM (V2Yro)


"Was this well done of your lady?"

And the look on Octavius' face - is he angry that Cleopatra has escaped him, or frightened at the power she still has, even in death? McDowell's reaction was perfect.

I always break down at Antony's last words : "A kiss. . .to take my breath away."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:31 PM (2JVJo)

154 But notice it is still rayciss to shut down the border.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (WdocV)


And we need to import more foreign workers because there are not enough underemployed American workers to fill all the jobs we have created or saved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

155 Actually makes irregularities more obvious. There is an "underlayment" material you can put down first that helps. Not terrible to hang depending on the pattern and how bad your OCD is.
Posted by: Aviator at March 28, 2020 08:25 PM (2cuLk)

Thanks. I read some DIY sites on the pros and cons of wallpaper. Decided I don't want to go there. I will probably just buy some 3/16" prefinished paneling, and hang on the existing plywood wall, which has old wallpaper and old (black!) paint in more or less equal abundance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 08:31 PM (miJU3)

156 I like Michael Pena, but yeah, that picture of him as the character is just - wrong.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:31 PM (9hauA)

157 Anyone else here remember the flick,
Fun With Dick & Jane? I know CBS used to like to show it on their movie nights, they ran it something like four times.

Ed McMahon as a drunken boss. Now there's a stretch... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)

158 Ok Horde, I'm gonna go fall asleep watching Disorganized Crime, a fave of mine.

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2020 08:32 PM (arJlL)

159 SyFy original motion picture:

"Wuhanacondanado."

Casper Van Dien and Dean Cain must rescue a Caribbean resort full of amply-bosomed bikini models from a tropical storm of virus-spitting snakes.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 28, 2020 08:32 PM (j4zcI)

160 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

Battle: LA is a well done B movie.

Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:33 PM (HYhap)

161 deplorable unperson, I am personally surprised the Feds and states aren't trying to shut down Walmarts. God knows they're always packed, especially on weekends.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)

162 One way or another, this darkness got to give...

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 08:33 PM (RuIsu)

163 The extreme example of this is the Brady Bunch, where they treated their foundational material like a joke.
***

I think the Brady Bunch remakes did work - they were some of the earliest examples of the "take a show from the past and make it ludicrous" movie model but they managed to make it funny. It doesn't hurt they had a number of actors that can be funny in Gary Cole, Shelley Long, and Christine Taylor. Note that most of the original Brady Bunch actors have roles in it...


It isn't high brow certainly, but it is funny.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:33 PM (WdocV)

164 161 Ok Horde, I'm gonna go fall asleep watching Disorganized Crime, a fave of mine.


I always fall asleep during a golf tournament on TV. Every time.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:34 PM (88xKn)

165 TJM and Moviegique:

If I could be so forward... did I ever send you PDFs of the movie I wrote a few years ago? I would love to send it to you and get your feedback as movie fans, if it's possible and you're not too busy.

Please let me know either way. QDPSJL at the gmail thingy. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)

166 Wasn't Ermey in American Beauty?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 28, 2020 08:35 PM (H5knJ)

167 The chick that played Cleopatra in "Rome" is a good choice.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 08:35 PM (MxLTX)

168 144 So knowing Cleopatra was greek - who would you cast as her if you were making the movie today?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (WdocV)

As middle-aged Cleopatra? Tom Selleck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

169 This is a sunset to make a movie out of.

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 08:35 PM (RuIsu)

170 166 I think the Brady Bunch remakes did work - they were some of the earliest examples of the "take a show from the past and make it ludicrous" movie model but they managed to make it funny. It doesn't hurt they had a number of actors that can be funny in Gary Cole, Shelley Long, and Christine Taylor. Note that most of the original Brady Bunch actors have roles in it...
It isn't high brow certainly, but it is funny.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:33 PM (WdocV)


OK, I accept that. Didn't see them myself because the idea sounded stupid, but of course artists exist in part to show you things that, unexpectedly, work.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:35 PM (dOV9E)

171 Lassie/ humans

Flipper/humans

Sea hunt guy/airtanks

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Y6YS5)

172 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.


Wild Bill Hickok and Jingles.

better too but no t and a

Posted by: Indianapolis News at March 28, 2020 08:36 PM (obh/i)

173 101 Eris--

"Bullitt" ends at the airport, IIRC, and EVERYONE IS IN A SUIT!

It makes the scene all the more tense because he's looking for someone but everyone looks alike.
Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:23 PM (CcUfv)
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I watched it with my mom and we both noticed that. She remembered when traveling meant your best outfit. Now it's your most comfortable onesie.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

174 18-1, the Brady Bunch flicks made the premise ludicrous, but it was obvious the filmmakers also still had affection for the characters and original basic premise. That makes a huge difference.

A lot of other directors would have felt/done the polar opposite and made sure there was a scene where Mike & Carol somehow end up with dogshit all over their faces...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)

175 Florida and James Evans

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2020 08:36 PM (flINI)

176 qdpsteve--

R. Lee Ermey was in "Willard" just off the top of my head.

As for "Cleopatra", Liz famously didn't want to do that movie. She demanded $1 MILLION dollars, which she figured they wouldn't give her. But they did and it flopped.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:36 PM (CcUfv)

177 I've been watching 'Patrick Melrose' with Benedict Cumberbatch as a rich junkie who hates his father. As the story unfolds it becomes clear that the father sexually abused him throughout his childhood. Elrond/Mr. Smith plays the father, Jennifer Jason Leigh his drunk mother.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 08:37 PM (COzlW)

178 18-1 @ 144- With a mustache?

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 08:37 PM (XhWtx)

179 Klaftern, Dead and Co are excellent sometimes

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:37 PM (PUmDY)

180 moviegique, Willard? Really? Wow. That would have been about 16 years before FMJ. Thanks.

Also thanks to everyone for the R. Lee Ermey referrals. I'll be looking for him in those flicks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

181 Lone Ranger and Tonto

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

182 Oops... forgot. Was it Willard in 1971, or Crispin Glover's remake?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:38 PM (L2ZTs)

183 Bill and Ted

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

184 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

___

Barack Obama and my dic....err...Michelle Obama

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 28, 2020 08:38 PM (WdocV)

185 I've noticed that my tastes have changed mode during this unusual time. I don't want action movies, movies with a lot of conflict or emotional content. I want funny, or to be in a different-but-interesting world, with characters that are self-assured, who have got this.

That does it. I'm going on a Thin Man movie binge. Not sure I'll make it all the way, they get just a little ragged toward the end of the series.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:38 PM (dOV9E)

186 The male gaze must be averted. Everyone must dress in frumpy clothing that offers nothing.
Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HYhap)
---
They were making me avert my female gaze too. Betas are skeeeered of manly men.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

187 I've found it utterly impossible to understand or relate to the state of mind I was in way back then to actually find stuff like Fantasy Island entertaining, which I did.
Posted by: Parkton at March 28, 2020 08:17 PM


There were only three channels. The other shows on Saturday night at 9 p.m. were worse.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2020 08:38 PM (r6GXX)

188 I am guessing if the premise is that it's a shabby/shady deal the Pena makes sense.

If Roarke was a class act the whole it's really evil or whatever wouldn't work

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2020 08:38 PM (ZfRYq)

189 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 08:31 PM (miJU3)

On a good wall, wall paper is not that hard, just tedious to install, but I think you choice of pre-finished paneling is the most efficient option for the situation you described!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

190 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (flINI)

191 Roy Rogers and Dale Evans

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (FFsBN)

192 "So, while I rolled my eyes a bit, it didn't grate in the way, oh, a mixed-race couple on the subway during WWII might."
Black US soldiers often dated English women in WW2. Which was a cause for some alarm among certain quarters, who were worried that this custom would return to the US after the war.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Mm4NK)

193 runner--

Lemme say, it's REAL murky. They ditched a bunch of perfectly serviceable messages for hash.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (CcUfv)

194 Ain't in no hurry, no

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (PUmDY)

195 Rick James and cocaine

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

196 I could probably say something coherent if I was sober.

I would guess, though, that Ricardo Montalbon had a wide range as an actor--he could be suave and disarming, like Mr. Roarke, or frightening, like Khan.

Michael Pena, on the other hand, seems like he wanders onto sets and they say "Hey, he's hispanic! Hire him." He can be a good comic actor, but he doesn't seem to possess the range needed to be "authoritative" much less "possibly menacing."

But he probably had an open schedule, so what are you gonna do?

Back to drinking.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (l9m7l)

197 Love Boat and Fantasy Island has lots of chicks in bikinis.

That's really all you need to know.

Posted by: blaster at March 28, 2020 08:39 PM (ZfRYq)

198 Everyone, also, what's the better killer disease movie (to keep it all topical of course): The Andromeda Strain, or Contagion?

The Andromeda Strain is as hard to find in stock at Amazon right now as toilet paper is at the nearby supermarket.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

199 127 Ace's buxom secretary

***

Ace hired Paige Spirinac as his secretary?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:27 PM (WdocV)

Paige is so much of a 1 she's an 11

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (d1uFV)

200 Crockett and Tubbs

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

201 Elrond/Mr. Smith plays the father...
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 08:37 PM (COzlW)

Hugo Weaving. He was the father in Hacksaw Ridge. Very compelling performance of a deeply flawed man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (x8Wzq)

202 Snow White and Seven Dwarves

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

203 @40

Those actors exist, unfortunately they are doing theatre work in London.

Acting and theatre schools in the US are churning out soyboys and baby men, like Josh Gad and Seth Rogan.

Posted by: Digging Deeper at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (ycdBu)

204 Michael Pena works in Antman as the comedic side kick, but range? No.



Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (WdocV)

205 Actually, I am surprised that Cleopatra hasn't been redone; perhaps the "curse" of the Taylor / Burton one scares studios off.

Here's all that exists of the 1917 version starring Theda Bara. It's either a lighting or costume test (go 40 seconds in):

https://tinyurl.com/y3aomxax

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:40 PM (2JVJo)

206 Mary Poppins, something like 85% of the movies made in that era are lost. I don't think anyone was even thinking of archiving films until the 1940s at earliest.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

207 If you want to cramp your brain in painful ways, there is always Osamu Tezuka's Cleopatra which is also known as Cleopatra: Queen of Sex. This is from 1969.*

https://youtu.be/qlCUrWEcLIA

*The full version apparently is on YouTube but you must verify your age.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:41 PM (lY631)

208 Simon and Simon. I think I liked that show even more than Magnum, PI.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:41 PM (x8Wzq)

209 Ward and June

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

210 Hopalong Cassidy and Gabby Hayes

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:42 PM (FFsBN)

211 Kate Upton's left and right breasts

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:42 PM (dOV9E)

212 Casper Van Dien and Dean Cain must rescue a
Caribbean resort full of amply-bosomed bikini models from a tropical
storm of virus-spitting snakes.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 28, 2020 08:32 PM (j4zcI)

Maybe 10 to 15 years ago. Today it would be a chick, who looks average, save Casper and Dean, who being white males know nothing. Meanwhile a diverse cast assists average girl.

Posted by: WOPR at March 28, 2020 08:42 PM (HYhap)

213 Yes ! Watched it. I read much of Christie, but it was all Hercule. So, without comparison, I found this mini series ridiculous and think I fell asleep at the end. Hope this helps.
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

Thanks!

I believe I've read ever one of her mystery stories at least once, but I have a terrible memory, so I don't remember this one. I don't mind watching a good rendition of it, but I'd rather just reread it than watch a trashy movie. I'll see what others think.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:42 PM (9hauA)

214 Holmes and Watson

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

215 216 Ward and June

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)


Cleaver Beaver

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:43 PM (FFsBN)

216 Is that a hello or goodbye picture?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:43 PM (PUmDY)

217 Burns and Allen
Felix and Oscar
Gleason and Carney
Boris and Natasha
Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 08:43 PM (MxLTX)

218 Doesn't the Claude Rains version based off Shaw still exist? Cleopatra seems a bit silly when first introduced.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:43 PM (lY631)

219 Great cinematic pairs?

Charlie Brown and Snoopy. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)

220 "But Ward, he doesn't have any facial hair yet."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

221 131 >>Has anyone here ever seen R. Lee Ermey in anything besides Full Metal Jacket?
Posted by: qdpsteve

FireBase Gloria,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 28, 2020 08:44 PM (dKiJG)

222 Mary Poppins, something like 85% of the movies made in that era are lost. I don't think anyone was even thinking of archiving films until the 1940s at earliest.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)


Film stock* degraded if not kept under perfect conditions!

Silver nitrate IIRC

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)

223 Mag pi is only for horny moms.

Crime Story. If you don't know than must be a slant eyed spy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 08:45 PM (9PtLS)

224 runner, that is probably the best one.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 08:45 PM (MxLTX)

225 Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)

226 Hrothgar, yup. The stock would literally turn to dust.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

227 Ben Had - which one ? Holmes and Watson ? maybe maybe

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)

228 Graig Ferguson and Geoffrey Peterson

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2020 08:46 PM (flINI)

229 Guitargate does a comparo of some old Dead and Dead & Co. Listening now, had a Lipstick Sunset for a while, now just grey/gray.

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 08:46 PM (RuIsu)

230 Calvin and Hobbes

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:46 PM (88xKn)

231 FireBase Gloria,

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 28, 2020 08:44 PM (dKiJG)


Ginger?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:47 PM (FFsBN)

232 *ok it was not cinematic pair

Tracy and Hepburn

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:47 PM (zr5Kq)

233 Voices tell me what to say.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:47 PM (PUmDY)

234 Poirot is a weird character, hard to put on screen without veering too much to the comical side. Hard to imagine it could be done better than in Murder On The Orient Express, but I have not explored the genre.

The best Christie on film for me, though, is And Then There Were None, even with the Hollywood distortion of the ending.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:47 PM (dOV9E)

235 Hanneman and King

Tipton and Downing

Gorham and Robertson

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

236 Bogart and Bacall

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:48 PM (FFsBN)

237 Please don't dominate the rap, Jake
If you've got nothing new to say

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:49 PM (dOV9E)

238 It interests me too Chique, but I haven't watched it yet, but I like that actor.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2020 08:28 PM (r+sAi)

I like him, too. I may give it a try just because of him. Plus I really do like British 20th century period pieces.

I don't have my hopes up though because the other two movies supposedly based on Christie's work were trash.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:49 PM (9hauA)

239

Abbott and Costello

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:49 PM (Ev6gs)

240 Garland and Rooney

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:49 PM (88xKn)

241

Rowan and Martin, Martin and Lewis, Lewis and Clark

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:49 PM (Ev6gs)

242

The SCTV version of Fantasy Island

https://youtu.be/kLLbv9sXEGI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (aKsyK)

243

Hope and Crosby

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (Ev6gs)

244 Gleason and Carney

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (FFsBN)

245 Doesn't the Claude Rains version based off Shaw still exist? Cleopatra seems a bit silly when first introduced.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:43 PM (lY631)

Caesar and Cleopatra
, from 1945, with Vivien Leigh.

https://tinyurl.com/yx6m8hlj

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (2JVJo)

246 Jobs & Wozniak
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (L2ZTs)

247 Albert Finney, Lauren Bacall, Anthony Perkins, Martin Balsam, John Gielgud - Murder on the Orient Express.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (lY631)

248 Mitt Romney and his undescended testicle

Posted by: Clarney at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (6FRLS)

249 *throws baby inside of portia doubleday*

Posted by: it begins... at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (lBCgE)

250 "Love Boat and Fantasy Island has lots of chicks in bikinis. "


The late 70's early 80's had the most skin in TV history. It was nice.


Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (4thlk)

251

Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (Ev6gs)

252 Reynolds and Gleason

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (FFsBN)

253 runner, yes the Holmes and Watson one. They transcended both book and film.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (MxLTX)

254 The Skipper and Little Buddy

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

255 You know, they could have made this movie without throwing on the mantle of Fantasy Island.

I refuse to watch any contemporary Christie adaptations. They are all trash that are made to spit on her legendary work (my g-d, the Malkovich one was demonic). The last good adaptation was the Suchet Poirot series (and it's contemporary Miss Marple). At the very least, there was love for Christie in those series. Now, her estate just wants to watch it burn.

Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (rwZk1)

256 Batman and robin

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (ZCEU2)

257 Fonzie + Richie

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (Mm4NK)

258 Smith & Wesson.

Oh, wait, that's tomorrow.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (El6T/)

259 Mike Nichols & Elaine May

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (L2ZTs)

260 Mitt Romney and his undescended testicle

Posted by: Clarney at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (6FRLS)


What, you mean to tell me he had a testicle?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (BiNEL)

261
The Captain and Tennille.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (f1Vqw)

262 I'm not a lookist -- far from it! -- but I have noticed that apart from some genres, like superhero movies or rom-coms, the movies don't seem to want to give us good-looking, well-groomed leads. The men in particular are slouchy, wrinkled neckbeards. The last Star Wars film really had some oddities in it.

It's the pajamafication of America. I watched "Bullitt" the other day and the past is another country. Steve McQueen smokin' in a turtleneck and jacket, Jackie Bisset lookin' sizzly...and like adults.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

I'm glad someone else noticed. There's been times when I've searched Netflix or Amazon for a show with a good looking male lead just to pass the time. Apparently, that has been outlawed.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (9hauA)

263 Poirot is a weird character, hard to put on screen without veering too much to the comical side. Hard to imagine it could be done better than in Murder On The Orient Express, but I have not explored the genre.

The best Christie on film for me, though, is And Then There Were None, even with the Hollywood distortion of the ending.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:47 PM (dOV9E)

Yes, original Express is best. There were a couple with Ustinov. Death on the Nile and another one. Did not think Ustinov, who is a fine, fine actor fit Poirot "profile".

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

264 That is the one MPPPP, who colourized it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (lY631)

265 Ben and Jerry

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (flINI)

266 Hall & Oates ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

267 Chique d'Afrique - your new nickname made me laugh hysterically. Well done.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (j4zcI)

268 Simon & Garfunkel
Loggins & Messina
Buckner & Garcia

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (L2ZTs)

269 The Captain and Tenille

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (w7KSn)

270 Bert and Ernie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

271 Fred and Ginger

Posted by: getting the banned back together doing the continental at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (6IPM+)

272 Stan and Kyle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (x8Wzq)

273 >>>Caesar and Cleopatra, from 1945, with Vivien Leigh.<<<<

Flora Robson is great in that.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (3DZIZ)

274 Kristol and McMullin

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

275
Lucy and Ricky. Fred and Ethel.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (f1Vqw)

276 Poirot is a weird character, hard to put on screen without veering too much to the comical side. Hard to imagine it could be done better than in Murder On The Orient Express, but I have not explored the genre.

The best Christie on film for me, though, is And Then There Were None, even with the Hollywood distortion of the ending.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:47 PM (dOV9E)


Peter Finch is a good Poirot in the 70's Murder On The Orient Express. The new version is a diversity extravaganza and sucks.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aS1PU)

277 Louis Prima and Keely Smith

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (w7KSn)

278 Annette Funacello and Fraknie Avalon

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (FFsBN)

279 Ralph and Alice

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

280
O'Biden and Bama.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (f1Vqw)

281 Jackie Bisset

-
Rhymes with kiss it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)

282 Adolph and eva

Posted by: getting the banned back together in liederhosen at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (6IPM+)

283 Wall and Paper.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (COzlW)

284 Statler and Waldorf

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (BiNEL)

285 Don't got time to call your.soul a critic

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

286 88 Louis Prima and Keely Smith

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at March 28, 2

good one

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (FFsBN)

287 Leigh did Cleopatra ? In a play or is it a movie ?

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

288 navybrat, I'll second that

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (MxLTX)

289 Flora Robson had such a wonderful career, from being Queen Elizabeth in an Errol Flynn movie to being the Dowager Empress of China in 55 Days at Peking with Charlton Heston.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (lY631)

290 Yes, original Express is best. There were a couple with Ustinov. Death on the Nile and another one. Did not think Ustinov, who is a fine, fine actor fit Poirot "profile".

David Suchet is better. Although, nothing wrong with Ustinov.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (88xKn)

291

Ozzie and Harriet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (Ev6gs)

292
Donny and Marie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 08:54 PM (f1Vqw)

293 Peter Finch is a good Poirot in the 70's Murder On The Orient Express. The new version is a diversity extravaganza and sucks.

Albert Finney. Sheesh

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (aS1PU)

294 Pink Lady & Jeff

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (L2ZTs)

295 Runner. movie

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (lY631)

296 Kramden and Norton

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (aKsyK)

297 I refuse to watch any contemporary Christie adaptations. They are all trash that are made to spit on her legendary work (my g-d, the Malkovich one was demonic).
Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 08:51 PM (rwZk1)

Haha. My sister watched that one and was horrified. I said it served her right, deciding to watch freaking John Malkovich as Poirot.

I still watch the David Suchet series. So excellent. It's like the pages of thr novels come to life. If she were still alive, I don't think Agatha Christie could be more pleased with Suchet as Poirot.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)

298 >>>>Peter Finch is a good Poirot in the 70's Murder On The Orient Express.<<<<

Pretty sure that was Albert Finney.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (3DZIZ)

299 Burton and taylor

Posted by: getting the banned back together to blackout drink at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (6IPM+)

300 251
The SCTV version of Fantasy Island
https://youtu.be/kLLbv9sXEGI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 08:50 PM (aKsyK)


That is really funny, and very intelligent satire.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (dOV9E)

301
Hall and Oates.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)

302

How could I forget this one? John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:56 PM (Ev6gs)

303 Siegfried and Roy, rooowwwwrrrr.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 08:56 PM (XhWtx)

304 Crosby Stills Nash & Young
:-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:56 PM (L2ZTs)

305 Adam and Eve

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

306 The Kenneth Branagh version of Murder on the Orient Express was horrible and basically had nothing to do with the story and everything to do with Branagh's ego. Then again, what else can you expect from the man who made Hamlet into a cold, emotionless, and extremely boring film?

Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 08:56 PM (rwZk1)

307 Pretty sure that was Albert Finney.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (3DZIZ)


You're right, of course.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 08:56 PM (aS1PU)

308 Film stock* degraded if not kept under perfect conditions!

Silver nitrate IIRC
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)

Silver nitrate was in the emulsion of unexposed film. Developing the exposed film caused the portions exposed to light to precipitate metallic silver within the emulsion. The fixer bath washed away the unexposed silver nitrate. More or less, anyway.

Old film was unstable not because of the emulsion, but because the base was made of celluloid, one of the first plastics to enter commerce. And celluloid is basically the same damned thing as smokeless gunpowder, nitrocellulose. It burns fiercely! And can also slowly degrade over time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (miJU3)

309 Flora was also one of the Stygian Witches in the original Clash of the Titans.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (3DZIZ)

310
Adam and Eve
Cain and Abel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Ev6gs)

311 Bill and Ted.

*air guitar*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (x8Wzq)

312 Flora Robson, I loved her in Black Narcissus.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (COzlW)

313 Bunny and Fudd

Pixy said their first names looked like spam

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (FFsBN)

314 305 Peter Finch is a good Poirot in the 70's Murder On The Orient Express. The new version is a diversity extravaganza and sucks.

Albert Finney. Sheesh
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (aS1PU)


He's an amazing actor. He could be a really interesting Poirot, and an extraordinarily charismatic Mob boss in Miller's Crossing, one of my favorite movies ever. I need to explore more of his work. Any recommendations?

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)

315 Albert Finney - yes. Poirot, Orient Express.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

316 Urkel and Lunch Bucket Joe

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (flINI)

317

Shields and Yarnell. Okay, I'm scrapping the bottom of the barrel here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (Ev6gs)

318 Pico and sepulveda

Posted by: getting the felix figueroa banned back together at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (6IPM+)

319 The new version is a diversity extravaganza and sucks.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aS1PU)

They love "marginalized communities" so much they can't be bothered to create original material for them, they just shove them unceremoniously into existing franchises (usually resulting in vandalism), essentially offering them sloppy seconds.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (9hauA)

320 Albert Finney. Sheesh
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (aS1PU)

He's an amazing actor. He could be a really interesting Poirot, and an extraordinarily charismatic Mob boss in Miller's Crossing, one of my favorite movies ever. I need to explore more of his work. Any recommendations?
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)

Amazing Grace.

Big Fish.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (x8Wzq)

321

Gladys Knight and the Pips

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (Ev6gs)

322 Adam and Eve
Cain and Abel
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Ev6gs)


*smirks




Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

323 Barrel and bottom.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (88xKn)

324 I really enjoyed Caesar and Cleopatra. Claude made a very droll Caesar.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

325 He's an amazing actor. He could be a really interesting Poirot, and an extraordinarily charismatic Mob boss in Miller's Crossing, one of my favorite movies ever. I need to explore more of his work. Any recommendations?
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)


Big Fish and as Daddy Warbucks in Annie.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (aS1PU)

326 Jeez, you guys are past your "use by" date.

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (w7KSn)

327 Gomer and Goober

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (aKsyK)

328 Rufus and Chaka Khan.

Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (RU4sa)

329 226 Great cinematic pairs?

Charlie Brown and Snoopy. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)

---------------------

Snoopy and Woodstock.

Linus and Lucy

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (CAJOC)

330 I liked Branagh's version of Murder on the Orient Express.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (4thlk)

331 Lee and 'Stonewall' Jackson

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 08:59 PM (88xKn)

332 Yeah it was the celluloid that really doomed older movies. Every vault full of it a possible explosion just a fire away.

The final final version of Metropolis with the scenes restored from the South American copy has the wrong format because the film vault wanted to get rid of the fire threat but could only copy the film to 16mm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (lY631)

333 Mutt and Jeff

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (xSo9G)

334 Chang and Eng

Posted by: getting the banned separated at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (6IPM+)

335 Does, "De Plane! De Plane!" make it into the movie?

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (l3+k2)

336 No One, those too :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (L2ZTs)

337 Corn Pop and Creampies.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (COzlW)

338 They love "marginalized communities" so much they can't be bothered to create original material for them, they just shove them unceremoniously into existing franchises (usually resulting in vandalism), essentially offering them sloppy seconds.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (9hauA)


^This^

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (aS1PU)

339 Noah and the Flood

I think moviegique may have an ulterior motive here.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (MxLTX)

340 Opus and Lola Granola

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)

341 A more iconic duo?

Easy: Chuck Bartowski and Sarah Walker.

With John Casey as a sweetener.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (ehf0+)

342 Maddie Hayes and David Addison

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (9hauA)

343 Jimmy and Freddie the Magic Flute

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2020 09:00 PM (flINI)

344 Dead and Co can be very jazzy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (PUmDY)

345 Penrod and Sam

Posted by: Ladyl at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (TdMsT)

346 Bill and Ted.

*air guitar*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM


I think you mean
Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted "Theodore" Logan

Posted by: Chuck C at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (r6GXX)

347 Sticks and Stones

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (xSo9G)

348 Samson and Delilah

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (w7KSn)

349

Tinkers to Evers to Chance

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (Ev6gs)

350 The thing about Cleopatra taking a dive after Caesar is killed is a problem inherent in any movie or book about that time period. It is like a glitch in reality itself. The dude was such a dominant personality and rock star compared to his contemporaries that everything after he is killed is kind of a let down.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (3DZIZ)

351 Governor Cuomo: Trump Saying He Might Quarantine New York To Stop Coronavirus Is 'Declaration Of War'

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You're going to war with Trump? I hope you're wearing your fire resistant underwear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

352 Danger Mouse and Penfold

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (d1uFV)

353
Nick Nasty and the Nosepickers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (f1Vqw)

354 Here is a question, and it is possible this topic was brought up before, which remake (cinematic) was better than the original ?

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

355

Lennon and McCartney

Jagger and Richards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (Ev6gs)

356 Amber Lynn and Ginger Lynn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (d1uFV)

357 Was Flora Robson going to be Livia in that "I, Claudius" movie that never got made?

Sian Phillips was superb, but the clip I saw of the attempted movie would have been fun as hell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

358 Chalmers and Hiss

Posted by: getting the banned pumpkin papers back together at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (6IPM+)

359 335

Gladys Knight and the Pips

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 08:58 PM (Ev6gs)


OT: Gladys Knight was a singer with Diana Ross and the Supremes

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (FFsBN)

360 Dorothy and Toto.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (88xKn)

361 Daniel and the Lions.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (MxLTX)

362 369 Here is a question, and it is possible this topic was brought up before, which remake (cinematic) was better than the original ?
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

Maltese Falcon.

The Bogart version is much better than previous versions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (d1uFV)

363 Huh. Is it wrong that I am OK with this remake not trying to remake the original, but take the premise and take it in a totally different direction? At least it's not Will Farrell stomping over what had been a fun movie/tv show back in the 70's.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (bDqIh)

364 Sum Ting Wong and Wi Tu Lo

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (flINI)

365 Haha. My sister watched that one and was horrified. I said it served her right, deciding to watch freaking John Malkovich as Poirot.

I still watch the David Suchet series. So excellent. It's like the pages of thr novels come to life. If she were still alive, I don't think Agatha Christie could be more pleased with Suchet as Poirot.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 08:55 PM (9hauA)

I only watched the first few minutes with my mom on her desire to see how bad it would be and we turned it off in complete disgust.

Suchet was perfect. Death on the Nile is my favorite Poirot story precisely due to his version - so close to the book and well done all around. It really made the book come even more alive in my mind and heart. I grew up with the Suchet series and started my collection of Christie books with Death on the Nile after it aired here. No one can top Christie, no matter how they try.

Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (rwZk1)

366 Penn and Teller.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)

367 That is the one MPPPP, who colourized it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:52 PM (lY631)


The studio, since it was filmed in Technicolor.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (2JVJo)

368 Flatt and Scruggs

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (MxLTX)

369 Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler.

Speaking of which, we watched Gone with the Wind a year or two ago when Amazon Prime had it. Still holds up today. What an epic movie.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (9hauA)

370 369 Here is a question, and it is possible this topic was brought up before, which remake (cinematic) was better than the original ?
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)


It's a darned good question. I suspect the easy answer is The Maltese Falcon, which had like 5 versions, not all titled that. Trying to think of a better answer.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E)

371 Maltese Falcon.

The Bogart version is much better than previous versions
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (d1uFV)

Silent era ?

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

372 Me and I

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (rpxSz)

373 Try to Michael Pena is Leisure Suit Larry and not Roarke, and it is less painful to watch his performance.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (ehf0+)

374
Cordon and Sanitarie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (f1Vqw)

375 Leopold and Loeb.

Sacco and Vanzetti.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (COzlW)

376 Braenyard, Gladys took a ton of abuse from Diana too.

It was Gladys who discovered the Jackson family, but Diana got the public credit for it, because Berry Gordy and Ross were bumping uglies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs)

377 Rock and Roll

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (CDGwz)

378 Rodgers and Hart

Posted by: navybrat, holed up at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (w7KSn)

379 Governor Cuomo: Trump Saying He Might Quarantine New York To Stop Coronavirus Is 'Declaration Of War'


___

You know fire bombing NYC might resolve a number of problems America has...

Posted by: Jusy sayin at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (WdocV)

380 Country and Western

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)

381 Road Runner (PDT) and Wiley E. Coyote (D)

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (FFsBN)

382 Jesus and Pontius Pilate.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (88xKn)

383
Jonathan and Jennifer (Hart).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)

384 Popeye and Olive Oil

Posted by: getting the banned back together eating spinach at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (6IPM+)

385 Rodgers & Hammerstein

DePatie & Freleng

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)

386 386 Maltese Falcon.

The Bogart version is much better than previous versions
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (d1uFV)

Silent era ?
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

Oh no. Full sound.

Satan Meets a Lady is a previous version. With Bette Davis.

Shudder.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (d1uFV)

387 Julius and Ethel Rosenberg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (CDGwz)

388 William and Mary

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:05 PM (rpxSz)

389 charismatic Mob boss in Miller's Crossing,

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Loved Oh, Danny Boy accompanied by Tommy gun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 28, 2020 09:05 PM (+y/Ru)

390 395 Country and Western
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (x8Wzq)

Ah, BOTH types of music

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 28, 2020 09:05 PM (d1uFV)

391 Jonathan and Jennifer (Hart).
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (f1Vqw)

Stephanie Powers. Holy hell. Being a teenager back then was awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)

392 I guess there was a 1923 version of Ten Commandments. Which I did not see. I think to narrow it down, remake of a movie from the golden age of Hollywood - 1980s. Remake of any of those.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:05 PM (zr5Kq)

393

Barack and Reggie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:05 PM (Ev6gs)

394 Old film was unstable not because of the emulsion, but because the base was made of celluloid, one of the first plastics to enter commerce. And celluloid is basically the same damned thing as smokeless gunpowder, nitrocellulose. It burns fiercely! And can also slowly degrade over time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (miJU3)


**nods**

Not only that, when the old stuff burned, it gave off poisonous phosgene gas. The stuff was a real hazard.

In 1937, the Fox film vault in NJ caught fire, taking the negative of virtually every Fox silent (and early talkies) with it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:05 PM (2JVJo)

395 Been years since I watched the 1945 movie, perhaps my mental eye is replaying the night scene when they first meet I think the whole movie was not in colour.

Perhaps should remedy that. N'est ce pas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (lY631)

396 Bo & Luke

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (L2ZTs)

397 Amos and Andy

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (MxLTX)

398 Micky and Minnie.
Scotch and soda.
Rice and beans.
Hookers and blow.

Posted by: getting the banned to wah their hands at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (6IPM+)

399 No one can top Christie, no matter how they try.
Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:02 PM (rwZk1)

That is accurate.

I've listened to a couple of Christie audiobooks narrated by the actor who plays Hastings. Spellbinding. This is when you know the British train some excellent actors.

In my experience, in general American actresses, including the famous ones, are the absolute worst when it comes to audiobooks.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (9hauA)

400 I can't think of any.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)

401
Sister Suzy, Brother John


Martin Luther, Phil and Don


Brother Michael, Auntie Gin


Open the door and let 'em in

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (Ev6gs)

402 Runner and Brain freeze.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (COzlW)

403 Mr. Roarke is actually an alien spider who feeds on people's fears and desires.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

404 Charlton Heston as Ben-Hur.

The 2015 version? Burt every copy and shoot those behind the camera.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (lY631)

405

Nick and Nora Charles

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (Ev6gs)

406 Five and ten

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (rpxSz)

407 Jesus and Pontius Pilate.
Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 09:04 PM (88xKn)

Um.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (9hauA)

408 Mephistopheles, played by Roddy McDowall.

This counts as either the most insane casting choice in recorded history, or the most brilliant.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (ehf0+)

409 @417 A Klassic !!

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)

410 Ren & Stimpy

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Baseball and spring.

Oh wait... nevermind.

Posted by: dantesed at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (88xKn)

412 Sherlock Holmes and Watson

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (9hauA)

413 Here's the church.

Here's the steeple.

Open the door and there's all the people.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (COzlW)

414 Finn & Jake

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (aS1PU)

415

Oliver Reed and booze

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (Ev6gs)

416 Peaches and Herb....

Herb was the man!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (Z+IKu)

417 The QuietMan, that is always a favorite.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (MxLTX)

418 He's an amazing actor. He could be a really interesting Poirot, and an extraordinarily charismatic Mob boss in Miller's Crossing, one of my favorite movies ever. I need to explore more of his work. Any recommendations?
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)


Finney came on the scene in 1960s Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, but hit the big time with Tom Jones in 1963. I'd start there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (2JVJo)

419 Bill and Hillary

Signature line: "No, don't cut that off! I need it!"

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)

420

My Dick and Your Mom

Posted by: Joe Blowme at March 28, 2020 09:09 PM (qul7b)

421 Oliver Reed and booze
---

They were magic together!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

422 #418 He's my hero.

Posted by: Face-sized spider at March 28, 2020 09:09 PM (COzlW)

423 Do Barbie Benton, Audrey Landers, Bert Convey and Charo make an appearance? Becuz that would be great.

Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

424 417 Runner and Brain freeze.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (COzlW)


Runner and Johnnie Walker

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (rpxSz)

425 Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (FFsBN)

426 Here is a question, and it is possible this topic was brought up before, which remake (cinematic) was better than the original ?
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)


Bogie's version of The Maltese Falcon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (2JVJo)

427 Remarkable thread discipline.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (El6T/)

428 What was the name of that Star Trek episode with the crew finding itself back at the same point of origin, no matter the speed ?

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)

429 Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor.

Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 09:11 PM (RU4sa)

430

John Steed and Emma Peel

James West and Artemis Gordon

Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin

Starsky and Hutch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:11 PM (Ev6gs)

431 417 Runner and Brain freeze.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:07 PM (COzlW)

Tip a canoe and the other schmuck

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:11 PM (rpxSz)

432 Jason Alexander was once in a skit on the Muppets where he played Hercule Poirot. However, all the Muppets thought he was Hercules. The skit was basically Alexander becoming more and more frustrated until he finally snaps.

https://youtu.be/3FZ7MQJ1lBE

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:11 PM (CAJOC)

433 Ok, I've decided to watch Amazon's Pale Horse since I like Rufus Sewell and I don't think I remember the story. I know they will sex and woke it up, but hopefully it will still be tolerable.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:11 PM (9hauA)

434 How to play Fantasy Island for a laugh, Galaxy Quest fans visit the island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:11 PM (lY631)

435 >>>but hit the big time with Tom Jones in 1963. I'd start there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:08 PM (2JVJo)


I scored by that movie.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:11 PM (FFsBN)

436 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 08:57 PM (miJU3)

Thanks for the technology info. I knew the generic name was silver nitrate but the cellulose base problem I didn't fully understand.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

437 Ricardo had charisma. So do lots of actors. What he had more of than almost any one was aplomb. It's just what he needed for Fantasy Island. He could play as silly a character as the one he played in the first Naked Gun movie, without losing an ounce of it. Can't think of another actor for whom that would be true.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

438 Bogie's version of The Maltese Falcon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (2JVJo)

Sounds like it. Mark Andrew Edwards and Splunge are of the same opinion.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

439 Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (FFsBN)

Yup.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

440 Phyl & Mickey

(obscure sitcom)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

441 OK, you all beat me to Falcon. I should have known.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:13 PM (2JVJo)

442

Andy and Barney

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:13 PM (Ev6gs)

443 Kermit and Miss Piggy
Gonzo and Camilla

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

444 Penrod and Sam

Posted by: Ladyl at March 28, 2020 09:01 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} can't believe you knew this one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:13 PM (BiNEL)

445 For and Matting.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:13 PM (COzlW)

446 Rick Wilson/ pirates

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (FYN64)

447 Phyl & Mickey

(obscure sitcom)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)


Bernie and Phyl.

Mickey and Sylvia.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)

448 Two hours and thirty three minutes the Comfort has not checked in. Of all, of all the ships at sea it is the laggard.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (FFsBN)

449 455 Phyl & Mickey

(obscure sitcom)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)


Never heard of it, but I assume that Phyl was on bass, and Mickey was on either drums or whatever weird percussion instrument he had brought back from his travels.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (dOV9E)

450 Name a more iconic duo.


Dolly Parton

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (Ev6gs)

451 Runner and Johnnie Walker
Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:10 PM (rpxSz)


Runner and Johnie Walker's excellent adventure.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)

452 Beaker and Bunsen

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (CAJOC)

453 Splunge, it was on in 1980.

Just looked it up. I think I had a crush on the woman playing Phyl.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (L2ZTs)

454 Love is just a game but that ship has a new age crash crew.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (FFsBN)

455 Spin and Marty.

Well I'll be a blue-nosed gopher.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (x8Wzq)

456 River Phoenix and Every Drug Ever Made

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (dOV9E)

457 I'm watching the new MST3K riff on Mac and Me. The perpetually O-faced alien looks like he's getting Surprise Ottered.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

458 No, you idiot, opening your city as a 'sanctuary' for invaders is that act of war. Literally.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (ykYG2)

459 Porter and Dolly.

Buster and Catalina.

Posted by: mike drop at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (8ruOl)

460 Columbo/England

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (FYN64)

461 Shirley and Lee:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=jZWcxiRrKKI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (miJU3)

462 Not sure I should try and watch this movie Operation Stardust[i/] where a human expedition to the Moon finds a stranded alien ship. In exchange for technology the Humans promise they can cure Thora of her leukemia. But here a mob boss swaps out the doctor for one of his own. And then things get dicey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (lY631)

463 Ricardo had charisma. So do lots of actors. What he had more of than almost any one was aplomb. It's just what he needed for Fantasy Island. He could play as silly a character as the one he played in the first Naked Gun movie, without losing an ounce of it. Can't think of another actor for whom that would be true.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

Khaaaaaaaan !

But seriously, he was exotic.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)

464

Laverne and Shirley

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:16 PM (Ev6gs)

465 Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:16 PM (FFsBN)

466 Rick and Morty

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:16 PM (CAJOC)

467 Well, folks, I think I'll call it a night. I want to get some writing done in the morning before the book thread.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 28, 2020 09:17 PM (2JVJo)

468 #477
I don't even know what that means.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at March 28, 2020 09:17 PM (COzlW)

469 474 Porter and Dolly.

Buster and Catalina.

Posted by: mike drop at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (8ruOl)


And in every box of Duz come a wash towel.
Freeeee

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:17 PM (FFsBN)

470 Yikes almost in the Barrel. Perhaps I shall go watch a movie. Or write about the Kunochi-gumi in New York trying to figure out A: where to find an Ewok and B how to get the Ewok out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:17 PM (lY631)

471

Syd Barrett and LSD

Mama Cass and a ham sandwich

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:18 PM (Ev6gs)

472 Shirley and Lee:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=jZWcxiRrKKI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (miJU3)

Love me some Shirley and Lee. Her voice is so high it's sexy.....

"Feel So Good" is my favorite.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2020 09:18 PM (Z+IKu)

473 Anytime Battle: Los Angeles, Edge of Tomorrow or Battleship are on, InstaWatch.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2020 09:18 PM (ehf0+)

474 qdpsteve --

No, no, the REMAKE of Willard.

And you've mentioned your movie but never sent it.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:18 PM (CcUfv)

475 478 Khaaaaaaaan !

But seriously, he was exotic.
Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)


Sure, but so was Scatman Cruthers, in his way.

I think it was actually something that Orson Welles talked about in a talk show appearance, that has stuck with me. He said that there are some actors who are King actors. It doesn't mean they're any better than other actors, but they have to play the King. He was one, of course. I think Ricardo Montelban was another.

Damned if I can think of a current actor who falls into that category.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

476 Peanut Butter and Chocolate

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (CAJOC)

477 Maybe Trump should use tactical nukes on sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (FFsBN)

478 Ian and Sylvia

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (BiNEL)

479 moviegique, I'll send it to you then. Thanks!
Would love your feedback.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (L2ZTs)

480 Buster Brown and his dog Tyge.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (COzlW)

481 214 If you want to cramp your brain in painful ways, there is always Osamu Tezuka's Cleopatra which is also known as Cleopatra: Queen of Sex. This is from 1969.*

https://youtu.be/qlCUrWEcLIA

*The full version apparently is on YouTube but you must verify your age.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 08:41 PM (lY631)

Figures that the Japanese would take the Cleopatra story and make it WEIRD!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (V2Yro)

482 Just started watching Pale Horse.

Ugh. The movie opens with some half black chick (seemingly the only kind of black chick woke Brits seem to like putting on their shows, but we won't get into that now).

This black chick was supposedly married to a white man in London in 1961 and it appears that the family thought nothing of it.

Anyway, they immediately killed her, in keeping with tradition where tgere are black actors and death in the same movie LOL.

Not an auspicious start.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)

483 Popcorn and chocolate

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (FFsBN)

484 Tristan and Isolde

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (MxLTX)

485 Kirk and Spock

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

486 Name a more iconic duo.

Dolly Parton
Posted by: TheQuietMan


I think I found the threadwinner.

Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (P1f+c)

487 Jack and Diane.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (XhWtx)

488 Dolly Parton
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:14 PM (Ev6gs)

Now you've gone and done it. Invoked the MacLean and MacLean apparition:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=SuR_ezAM6xA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (miJU3)

489 Beavis and Butthead!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (V2Yro)

490 Romeo and Juliet

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (MxLTX)

491

Just call me Cleopatra, Queen of Denial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0gyWlxszlk

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 28, 2020 09:21 PM (f1Vqw)

492
Chad and Jeremy

Peter and Gordon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:21 PM (Ev6gs)

493 493 Maybe Trump should use tactical nukes on sanctuary cities.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:19 PM (FFsBN)

---

Nuking American cities?

Even in jest, this is a dumb comment.

Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 09:21 PM (RU4sa)

494 Tristan and Isolde
Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (MxLTX)


Romeo & Juliette

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:21 PM (aS1PU)

495 China and Flu

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:21 PM (rpxSz)

496 Remakes better than the original?

Granted I haven't seen these originals, but the Heston 'Ben Hur', the Cronenberg / Goldblum 'The Fly', and the Carpenter / Russell 'The Thing' were all classics.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 28, 2020 09:21 PM (ykYG2)

497 Shirley and Lee:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=jZWcxiRrKKI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:15 PM (miJU3)


Thanks!!!
Been a long time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

498 >>>Anyway, they immediately killed her, in keeping with tradition where tgere are black actors and death in the same movie LOL.

Not an auspicious start.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)



Sounds very correct for our new politics.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:22 PM (FFsBN)

499 Rewatching Cadillac Records. Forgot how good it was.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 28, 2020 09:22 PM (dUJdY)

500 Or write about the Kunochi-gumi in New York trying to figure out A: where to find an Ewok and B how to get the Ewok out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:17 PM (lY631)
--
You need to write a pulse-pounding thriller about Ewok extraction from the Prison Planet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

501 Rice & Roni

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

502 Adolf and Eva

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2020 09:22 PM (XVuno)

503 A few shows with "iconic duos"....
Wild Wild WestThe Man from UNCLEI SpyThe Avengers (Diana Rigg, Patrick McNee)

Posted by: DaveK at March 28, 2020 09:22 PM (f1X47)

504 Wuhan and Bat Soup

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:23 PM (dOV9E)

505 Sid/Nancy ( excellent movie...i think?)

Bonnie/Clog

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:24 PM (FYN64)

506 Just started watching Pale Horse.

Ugh. The movie opens with some half black chick (seemingly the only kind of black chick woke Brits seem to like putting on their shows, but we won't get into that now).

This black chick was supposedly married to a white man in London in 1961 and it appears that the family thought nothing of it.

Anyway, they immediately killed her, in keeping with tradition where tgere are black actors and death in the same movie LOL.

Not an auspicious start.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)


They start at the end, meander a bit around the timeline, and helpfully tell you "two weeks before" from time to time.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

507

518 Adolf and Eva, Together Again, on Ice: The Musical!

Posted by: Joe Blowme at March 28, 2020 09:24 PM (qul7b)

508 Shake & Bake

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:24 PM (L2ZTs)

509 Little Boy & Fat Man.....

Our lonely eyes turn to you.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2020 09:24 PM (Z+IKu)

510 Patrick McGoohan and his image in the mirror

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

511 Eris, Quick clip of the Kunoichi-gumi from Kakuranger

https://youtu.be/u-Dx3DX6ims

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:25 PM (lY631)

512 Mistake

Bonnie/Clod

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:25 PM (FYN64)

513 Duz detergent had a "free inside the box" Wizard of Oz puppet in the 60s. The Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion, and Dorothy. But of course they didn't mark on the box which puppet you were gonna get.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:25 PM (COzlW)

514 Joel and Ethan Coen

(mic drop)

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:25 PM (dOV9E)

515 Bogie and Bacall.

Posted by: ctrl+f at March 28, 2020 09:26 PM (/LQkF)

516 Nearly-empty shelf and toilet paper from Kazakhstan

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)

517 Kingfish and Sapphire

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:27 PM (FFsBN)

518 Don't know what happened to that post... Yikes... I'll try again....
Shows with iconic duos:

Wild Wild West
The Man From UNCLE
The Avengers (particularly the Diana Rigg/Patrick McNee pairing)
And then... Gunsmoke, either Matt Dillon/Chester, or Matt Dillon/Kitty

Posted by: DaveK at March 28, 2020 09:27 PM (f1X47)

519 George and Gracie.

Say good night, Gracie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:27 PM (x8Wzq)

520 Diamond and Silk

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:28 PM (a1s18)

521

Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Ev6gs)

522 Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2)

523 The Middle Kingdom/ The Kingdom not in the middle

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:28 PM (FYN64)

524 Bill & Monica

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)

525 I want to make cheap horror movies and reap huge profits. Only my horror movies will have lots of bare tits in them.

I know in my heart I could do this thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


The ghost of Hammer Films approves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (CUU+W)

526 Goodnight Gracie!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (MxLTX)

527

Chicago and shootings

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (Ev6gs)

528 Block and tackle

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (x8Wzq)

529

Pimp and Whore

Posted by: Joe Blowme at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (qul7b)

530 Legolas and Gimli.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (l3+k2)

531 Has anyone mentioned Felix and Oscar?

Loved Felix being so clean and neat.

He could move in anytime......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (Z+IKu)

532 540 Bill & Monica

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs)


To the tune, Devil with the Blue Dress.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (FFsBN)

533 The ghost of Hammer Films approves.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (CUU+W)


Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (Ev6gs)

534 Spaghetti & Meatballs.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (COzlW)

535 Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Myers

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

536 FRANKS AND BEANS!! FRANKS AND BEANS!!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (CAJOC)

537 Ok, maybe Romeo and Juliet. Zeffirelli's (1968 ?) version vs. all others that came before. And after.

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

538 Braenyard, I really truly believe that someday, some way, Bill & Monica will be together forever.

Where, OTOH, is the only question.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)

539 Harry and Voldemort because somebody had to do it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (MxLTX)

540 Clousea and Cato

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

541 Wet tshirts/ nipples

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:30 PM (FYN64)

542 Hawkeye & Trapper

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (L2ZTs)

543 Jimmy Durante and Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (XhWtx)

544 Hillary and Huma

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (a1s18)

545 Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:29 PM (Ev6gs)


I watched "The Skull" the other night. It was pretty good.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (aS1PU)

546 Has anyone mentioned Adolph and Eva yet?

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (COzlW)

547 Boris and Natasha, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Mr Peabody and Sherman.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (l3+k2)

548

Hillary and losing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Ev6gs)

549 Julie London and Bobbie Troup

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (FFsBN)

550 I spy

Posted by: getting the banned back together at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (f3XxS)

551 My aunt married a white American in the late 60s/early 70s and his family basically cut him off for a time.

But sure, Brits in the early 60s would be totally chill and accepting of the black wife.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:31 PM (9hauA)

552 Culp & Cosby

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (L2ZTs)

553 527 Eris, Quick clip of the Kunoichi-gumi from Kakuranger

https://youtu.be/u-Dx3DX6ims
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:25 PM (lY631)
---
Hmmm, an Anna Puma link. That's a safe bet!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

554 86 and 99.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (l3+k2)

555 *thread starts to repeat itself, thrice....

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

556

Napoleon and Josephine

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (Ev6gs)

557 Tennessee Tuxedo and Chumley

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (CAJOC)

558 Bartles and Jaymes

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (dOV9E)

559 'The Skull' is a great movie. I have a skeleton named Maitland in Peter Cushing's honor.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (COzlW)

560 Spaghetti/ western

Bruce Lee/ the hairy Chuck guy

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (FYN64)

561 Lewis and Floorwax.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

562 Mr. Ed and Wilber

Posted by: getting the banned whoa nellie at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (f3XxS)

563 Steak and Shake

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

564 Chardonnay and Hillary's Liver

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)

565 Johnny Quest and Hadji.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (l3+k2)

566 Another black person. This time, 100% black, male. (I noticed men are allowed to be fark skinned sometimes.)

This is ridiculously patronizing.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (9hauA)

567 *goes back to reviewing French Defense chess openings

Posted by: runner at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

568 Tarzan and Jane

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (FFsBN)

569 That was distressingly less weird than I was anticipating, Puma!

What's that Japanese super spy assassin chick who was fighting her way out of prison? I need to see that clip again.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

570 Shrimp 'n Grits

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (a1s18)

571 Johnny Quest and Hadji.
Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:33 PM (l3+k2)

Dr. Benton Quest and Race Bannion. Just friends.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (x8Wzq)

572 Thelma and louise

Posted by: getting the banned off road at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (f3XxS)

573 Fred and Elizabeth

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

574 French and surrender

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (FFsBN)

575 Limpy the Lion and Har-de-Har-Har.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (l3+k2)

576 Italy and great naval victories

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:34 PM (FFsBN)

577 Anyone watch the Netflix Unorthodox about the Satmars?

Posted by: CN at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ONvIw)

578 Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)

579 Quentin Tarantino and Umma Thurman's feet

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (dOV9E)

580 Esptsein/ the not sucide guy

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (FYN64)

581 Twig and berries.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (COzlW)

582
The Green Hornet and Kato

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (Ev6gs)

583 CNN and Sucks

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (rpxSz)

584 Ambiguously Gay Duo

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (x8Wzq)

585 England and great food

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (FFsBN)

586 Beanie and Cecil

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

587 Nancy & Tonya

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (L2ZTs)

588 Victoria and Albert

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (MxLTX)

589 Hmmm, an Anna Puma link. That's a safe bet!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)


What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

590 Meat and 2 veg

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (dOV9E)

591 Bandit and Johnny's leg.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)

592 Germany and great comedy

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (FFsBN)

593 What's that Japanese super spy assassin chick who was fighting her way out of prison?

Well that narrows it down just a bit...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (lY631)

594 White Port and Lemon Juice

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (a1s18)

595 Steak and kidney (pie).

Posted by: getting the banned back together for pub grub oh shit its closed at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (f3XxS)

596 I love this. I'm like the border collie what literally never gets tired of playing fetch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

597 Chicken and waffles

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (dOV9E)

598 My aunt married a white American in the late 60s/early 70s and his family basically cut him off for a time.

But sure, Brits in the early 60s would be totally chill and accepting of the black wife.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March




the thing is, was your aunt hot, because that makes a difference.

Posted by: not so at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (HALdu)

599 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (CAJOC)

600 Mohammed and goats

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (FFsBN)

601 Wooster and Jeeves

Posted by: CN at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (ONvIw)

602 Timmy and Lassie.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (l3+k2)

603 It's Shake and Bake and I hay-elped.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (COzlW)

604 The Green Hornet and Kato
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (Ev6gs)

OJ and Kato.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (Z+IKu)

605 Massey & Ferguson

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (RuIsu)

606 Shit & Shinola

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (32YRo)

607
I've listened to a couple of Christie audiobooks narrated by the actor who plays Hastings. Spellbinding. This is when you know the British train some excellent actors.

In my experience, in general American actresses, including the famous ones, are the absolute worst when it comes to audiobooks.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:06 PM (9hauA)

I'll have to find those audiobooks. Hugh Fraser is a wonderful actor and having him as narrator would be amazing.

Normally, I hate audiobooks unless I'm on a roadtrip or doing bead crafting. I read really fast, so I find audiobooks too slow. The last series I listened to, we started out of sequence with one that had a good narrator, but she was a one off, apparently. The rest of the series had an extremely annoying woman, who kind of ruined it.

The most surprising audiobook I heard was a Stephen King read by the author himself. He sounds like he never reached puberty. I almost drove off the road.

Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (rwZk1)

608 Iranians and door licking.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (COzlW)

609 610 White Port and Lemon Juice
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:36 PM (a1s1

Stranded and Jungle (flip side of that 7

Posted by: getting the banned back together for wplj at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (f3XxS)

610 Shit & Shinola
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (32YRo)


Which is which?

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (aS1PU)

611 Blood/pudding

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (FYN64)

612

Don Quixote and Sancho Panza

Cisco Kid and Pancho

Johnny Sokko and the Robot

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (Ev6gs)

613 Zager and Evans

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (a1s18)

614 England and great food
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (FFsBN)

He asked for iconic duos, not mutually exclusives, LOL

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (9hauA)

615 Hugh Fraser was terribly underrated

Posted by: CN at March 28, 2020 09:39 PM (ONvIw)

616 Allis & Chalmers

Briggs & Dorothy Stratten

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 09:39 PM (RuIsu)

617 Dr. Smith and Dear Boy

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:39 PM (dOV9E)

618

Maxwell Smart and 99

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Ev6gs)

619 Mack/the knife

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:39 PM (FYN64)

620 Peter Ustinov is a good actor and played the part well. However Peter is a very big man and to someone who read the books he is a mis cast.

Peroit is a small man as a young man he is nimble and can do slight of hand tricks. As he ages he grows fat and moves slowly and carefully due to arthritis.

David Suchet was the perfect Peroit. Funny thing was when Suchet played Peroit in its first run Suchet was slender and had to wear padding to make the costume fit.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at March 28, 2020 09:39 PM (XEC2p)

621 Harley and Davidson

Posted by: getting the v twin banned back together at March 28, 2020 09:39 PM (f3XxS)

622 Sacco and Vanzetti

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (MxLTX)

623 It's Shake and Bake and I hay-elped.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:37 PM (COzlW)

YYrrch! I remember that one.

I also remember one where the punchline was, "pretty good cook, Doris."

Why do I remember it? Because at least one of my goofy family would quote that one nearly every night at the dinner table.

I love my goofy family.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (x8Wzq)

624 I love love 99.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (FYN64)

625 Mercedes & Benz

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs)

626 Itchy and Scratchy.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (l3+k2)

627 shouldn't we refer to audio books as something other than books?

Posted by: not so at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (HALdu)

628 Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Hardcastle and McCormick

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)

629

Village of the Darned was a remake?

I'm seeing an african-american and white version right now on Svengoolie.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (AOxdb)

630 Stranded and Jungle (flip side of that 7
You're the ying to my yang

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (a1s18)

631 suck and swallow?



Posted by: not so at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (HALdu)

632 According to several independent accounts I've seen, Herve Villechaize was mean as a 3-nutted rattlesnake.

Posted by: mnw at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (Cssks)

633 ah, Daimler and Benz

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (FFsBN)

634 Village of the Darned was a remake?

I'm seeing an african-american and white version right now on Svengoolie.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (AOxdb)


I'm on the west coast so it's not on yet. Are you saying it's not the Brit version?

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (aS1PU)

635 I love love 99.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 09:40 PM (FYN64)

There was a time, long ago, when she was so hot I had thoughts.

Bad thoughts.

Yes, total smoke show.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (Z+IKu)

636 Hee and Haw.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:41 PM (l3+k2)

637 McMillan and Wife (beard)

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)

638 Ghost and Mrs Muir

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:42 PM (BiNEL)

639 Rattlesnakes have nuts?

Posted by: SMH at March 28, 2020 09:42 PM (RU4sa)

640 Johnny Sokko and the Robot

AND HIS FRYING LOBOT!!

Posted by: getting the picky picky banned back together at March 28, 2020 09:42 PM (f3XxS)

641 Shock and awe.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (El6T/)

642 Rum and Coke.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (COzlW)

643 Gin and tonic

Which reminds me...

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (dOV9E)

644

I'm on the west coast so it's not on yet. Are you saying it's not the Brit version?

Posted by: DR.WTF

Tis. But didn't they make a color version of this back in the 80's?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (AOxdb)

645 T and A

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (dOV9E)

646 Questions 67 & 68

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (RuIsu)

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (dOV9E)

648 Flash Gordan and Dale Arden

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (FFsBN)

649
Or am I thinking of Children of the Corn?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (AOxdb)

650 Jame and The Hose.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (l3+k2)

651 Don and Dewey, Ike and Tina

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (a1s18)

652 The Shirley and Lee reference is driving me crazy, thee was another similar duo that did a song I loved, but cannot remember right now. It will probably come to me at 3AM

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

653 Soothsayer, didn't see that one coming, did you?

Posted by: The Barrel at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (dOV9E)

654 Sturm und Drang

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (El6T/)

655 I'm on the west coast so it's not on yet. Are you saying it's not the Brit version?

Posted by: DR.WTF

Tis. But didn't they make a color version of this back in the 80's?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (AOxdb)


There was a remake but it wasn't nearly as good as the original.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (aS1PU)

656 Italics and sans serif

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (RuIsu)

657 The one thing the Suchet series did that actually worked was keep Hastings around. In the books, he is not around that much, since Christie decided she didn't want to make another Sherlock and Watson dynamic. It works in the books, but for the tv series, Hastings was really needed as a relatable foil for Poirot. Fraser and Suchet had great chemistry. I do not think that the series would have been as great without Fraser. Suchet was a perfect Poirot and the series would have been good, certainly, just not as completely entertaining.

Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (rwZk1)

658 McMillan and Wife (beard)
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)

Susan St. James. Aaawww yeah.

turns out my teenage mind was chock-full of tasty ladies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)

659 Stop and frisk

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (El6T/)

660 Wallace & Grommit

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (32YRo)

661 Strurm und drang.

Stregnth and joy.

Law and order.

Then and now.

Posted by: getting the banned back of the bus at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (f3XxS)

662 The Midwich Cuckoos, right?

Those little blonde kids were creepy AF.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

663 Herrve Villiechaize and George Stephanopoulos.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (COzlW)

664 Remember a crappy pretentious movie called "Defending Your Life," about a nebbish whibdues and is out on trial I. The afterlife to determine his date?

A much more entertaining Korean movie with a similar plot is "Along With Gods" on Hulu. A lot less "comic" Meryl Streep and lots more swordfights with CGI monsters.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (N30JC)

665 The most surprising audiobook I heard was a Stephen King read by the author himself. He sounds like he never reached puberty. I almost drove off the road.
Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (rwZk1)

LOL.

I got out of the habit of reading novels. Plus I'm usually so busy at work that audiobooks made sense since when I wasn't working, I was doing something else that prevented reading.

The audiobook reader really makes or breaks a book. Some actually make the book even more enjoyable.

But I generally stay away from anything narrated by an American woman. For whatever reason, they tend to be super boring. It's like they are trying to be propper or something but they just end up sounding lifeless.

It's ironic because the first two audiobook readers I encountered and who got me into audiobooks were American women. They were great.

American men are generally at least ok (usually good). The British are generally good, regardless of sex.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (9hauA)

666 Hell and High Water

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (a1s18)

667 Julie Newmar and that leather suit she wore to play Catwoman

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (dOV9E)

668 To be | !To be

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (aS1PU)

669 tomato tomato

Posted by: not so at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (HALdu)

670 He asked for iconic duos, not mutually exclusives, LOL

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (9hauA

Heh.

Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (32YRo)

671 Wallace and Gromit in the Stop and Frisk Adventure.

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (RuIsu)

672
Yeah, the kids with the straight blond hair.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (AOxdb)

673 Eris, if you want weird:

https://youtu.be/5DDF_Y5wwsw

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (lY631)

674 Warner and Swasey (Gradall).
Gould And Goodrich (gunleather)

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (XhWtx)

675 684 Remember a crappy pretentious movie called "Defending Your Life," about a nebbish whibdues and is out on trial I. The afterlife to determine his date?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 28, 2020 09:45 PM (N30JC)


I liked that movie. It was funny.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (dOV9E)

676 Holland and Holland

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 09:47 PM (El6T/)

677 662

I'm on the west coast so it's not on yet. Are you saying it's not the Brit version?

Posted by: DR.WTF


Tis. But didn't they make a color version of this back in the 80's?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 28, 2020 09:43 PM (AOxdb)

I believe so, with Christopher Reeve.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 28, 2020 09:47 PM (CAJOC)

678 Fred and Barney. Bam Bam and Pebbles.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:47 PM (l3+k2)

679 Colonel Klink and Captain Hogan

Posted by: I saw nothing at March 28, 2020 09:47 PM (FFsBN)

680 Trump and Pence.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:47 PM (COzlW)

681 Katrina & The Waves

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)

682 Willie Brown and Kamala Harris

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E)

683 England and great food
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:35 PM (FFsBN)

He asked for iconic duos, not mutually exclusives, LOL
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:38 PM (9hauA)

Heh. Kind of like my favorite food in Germany was either Turkish or Greek.

Well. Except for bratwurst, broetchen and senf. I did love that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

684 Lady and the Tramp

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (a1s18)

685 Wiener & schnitzel

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

686 lots more swordfights with CGI monsters.

Types, deletes.

Posted by: getting the banned together to not go there at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (f3XxS)

687 Search and Destroy

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (El6T/)

688

Woody and Soon-Yi

Posted by: Joe Blowme at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (qul7b)

689 Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (miJU3)

690 Anna, that was surprisingly good.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

691 Victor Tango Kilo --

I love the "Along With Gods" movies. There are two:

http://moviegique.com/2019/10/along-with-gods-the-two-worlds/

http://moviegique.com/2018/10/along-with-the-gods-the-last-49-days/

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (CcUfv)

692 Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:44 PM (rwZk1)

Completely agree. Some liberties need to be taken when adapted books to the screen. They did it really well.

Also loved Miss Lemon. And Japp, although I think Japp was more of a fixture in the books than the other two. (?)

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (9hauA)

693
A much more entertaining Korean movie with a similar plot is "Along With Gods" on Hulu. A lot less "comic" Meryl Streep and lots more swordfights with CGI monsters.

-

Absolutely reccomend this movie along with the sequel. Fantastic. I'm hoping for a third.

Amazon might also have it, or maybe Netflix, if you don't have Hulu. I'm not 100% sure, since I dropped Hulu and Netflix a while back.

Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (rwZk1)

694 Curds and Whey.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (l3+k2)

695 Pork & Beans

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

696 Eris, if you want weird:

https://youtu.be/5DDF_Y5wwsw
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:46 PM (lY631)


That was like the opening of Monty Python's Flying Circus

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (aS1PU)

697 Peas and carrots.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)

698 Aces and eights.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)

699 Scratch & sniff

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (RuIsu)

700 W.W. and the Dixie Dance Kings

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (FFsBN)

701 Geez, I guess I know how to get you guys to spam the comments. (One dumb throwaway line...next time I'll do "Name a more iconic quintet.")

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (CcUfv)

702 706 Wiener & schnitzel
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)


Never order this dish. It's a breaded, fried pork patty. It's like Japanese Tonkatsu, which you should also not order, except worse.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (dOV9E)

703 How could we forget Fuck Off and Die?

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (a1s18)

704 Cheese and Crackers.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2)

705 A Matter of Life and Death.

By a quirk an RAF Bomber Command pilot escapes certain death and then has to deal with the Heavenly repercussions as he falls in love with an American nurse. Stars David Niven and Raymond Massey. From 1946.

https://youtu.be/-t3Xv70vkY8?t=92

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (lY631)

706 Moviegique and Regret

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

707 Indian food in England is good. Only thing is the rice doesn't come with the meal. You have to pay extra.

We really have it good here in this country.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (9hauA)

708 Bangers & Mash

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (L2ZTs)

709 Love tonkatsu. Best was in Osaka.

Low failure risk - pork, breading, frying.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (El6T/)

710 Geez, I guess I know how to get you guys to spam the comments. (One dumb throwaway line...next time I'll do "Name a more iconic quintet.")
Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (CcUfv)

Dionne Quintuplets. None iconicer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (miJU3)

711 A Matter of Life and Death.

By a quirk an RAF Bomber Command pilot escapes certain death and then has to deal with the Heavenly repercussions as he falls in love with an American nurse. Stars David Niven and Raymond Massey. From 1946.

https://youtu.be/-t3Xv70vkY8?t=92
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (lY631)


That's a good movie.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (aS1PU)

712 Ace and shelves

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (9hauA)

713 723 706 Wiener & schnitzel
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Never order this dish. It's a breaded, fried pork patty. It's like Japanese Tonkatsu, which you should also not order, except worse.
Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (dOV9E)

FIGHT ME BRO

Posted by: getting the banned back for tonkatsu baby at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (f3XxS)

714 ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

715 Stan Getz

Posted by: klaftern at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (RuIsu)

716 Ace and GAINZZZ

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (dOV9E)

717 Chique, I think American women who are on TV, especially younger ones on the reality shows, are over-the-top nasal when they speak. It seems to go hand in hand with Valley Girl accents and uptalking.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (COzlW)

718 Was this already mentioned? Poirot actor David Suchet did an audio bible. Grammie mentioned a few years back, so I got it for my parents - they love it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (bDqIh)

719 Geez, I guess I know how to get you guys to spam the comments. (One dumb throwaway line...next time I'll do "Name a more iconic quintet.")
Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (CcUfv)

Dionne Quintuplets. None iconicer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:51 PM (miJU3)


Bam!

AOP, your work here is done.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (aS1PU)

720 Inscense and Peppermint

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:52 PM (a1s18)

721 I'm not sure what all the "partners, buddies & pals" posting thing is about, but here are several duos who hated each other's guts!!!

1) Gilbert & Sullivan

2) Martin & Lewis

3) Abbott & Costello

Gilette Penn wrote in his autobio that the reason Penn & Teller have lasted for 35 years is, they come to work; they rehearse their act; in the evening they perform; then they go home. That's IT. They don't hand out together. Their act is a BUSINESS.

Posted by: mnw at March 28, 2020 09:53 PM (Cssks)

722 Geez, I guess I know how to get you guys to spam the comments. (One dumb throwaway line...next time I'll do "Name a more iconic quintet.")
Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (CcUfv)

It's like you don't know this place.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:53 PM (9hauA)

723 Eris, could build an art thread from it. Name the styles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2020 09:53 PM (lY631)

724 There are many, many remakes that are better, depending on what you consider a remake (like the aforementioned "The Thing" and "The Fly") to say nothing of what you consider "better".

I think what happened for a lot of people who came of age in the '70s, '80s and '90s, was that the remakes were largely of things that were classic and really no longer understood or applicable. You can't remake "Stella Dallas" or "Mildred Pierce" or "The Women" in modern times...but they tried, and it was disastrous.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:53 PM (CcUfv)

725 Quintet? Sir Douglas.

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:53 PM (a1s18)

726 Crimson & Clover

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 28, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)

727 Flatt and Scruggs.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2020 09:54 PM (XhWtx)

728 732 A Matter of Life and Death.

Nurse? Thought it was a radio operator. Cute one too.

Posted by: getting the raf banned back together for pints at March 28, 2020 09:54 PM (f3XxS)

729 Gerry Mulligan Quintet

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 09:54 PM (FFsBN)

730 Bacon and eggs>Ham and eggs

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 28, 2020 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

731 Cheese and Crackers.
Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2)

Rosco Gordon don't like 'em:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=WSuup6DfNpk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2020 09:55 PM (miJU3)

732 Epstein and didn't kill himself

Posted by: REDACTED at March 28, 2020 09:55 PM (rpxSz)

733 744 ONT is up if you really want to deal with that hypersensitive, insecure terminally unfunny asshole that runs it.


Me?


I'll wait for WeirdDave.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 28, 2020 09:53 PM (mw1Wz)


THIS X 100

Posted by: getting the banned back together anyway at March 28, 2020 09:55 PM (f3XxS)

734 Geez, I guess I know how to get you guys to spam the comments. (One dumb throwaway line...next time I'll do "Name a more iconic quintet.")
Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:50 PM (CcUfv)

Sorry. But, you know how things go here.

On topic: Probably won't see Fantasy Island. I have not seen a movie in the theater since American Sniper.

Also, I do remember the first season of that show being more Twilight Zone and less super happy fun time. Kind of like the first season of The Love Boat. Captain Steubing was kind of a dick.

Mom ruled the clicker when I was a kid. Dad never liked TV, except for Gunsmoke, Bob Newhart, and The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flying Kites at Night at March 28, 2020 09:56 PM (x8Wzq)

735 Dave Clark Five

Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 28, 2020 09:56 PM (a1s18)

736 Oh wow, Anna, - I can only remember a few - Degas, Lautrec, David, deChirico, Picasso, Munch, Modigliani...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

737 Hey, no worries. It was fun.

I'm not exactly recommending "Fantasy Island", movie or show, but I thought it was sort of interesting both in how worked and how it failed.

I remember being disappointed with the series, though, because I was only interested in it kind of being a kind of update to something like "Night Gallery".

Dad had taste. Sounds like mine, actually.

Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2020 09:58 PM (CcUfv)

738 Also loved Miss Lemon. And Japp, although I think Japp was more of a fixture in the books than the other two. (?)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 28, 2020 09:49 PM (9hauA)

Yes! Japp is definitely a fixture in the books. I love both him and Miss Lemon in the series. They round out the cast quite well.

As to audiobooks, yes, the reader can make or break it. I've not listened to a lot, but mostly the ones I've had were American voices. Some good, some bad. The worst, I think the narrator could have been good and still unable to save the dreck as written (Longmire) - so boring, we had to turn it off to prevent falling asleep at the wheel.

Reminds me, I still have some waiting for me to try. I have one read by Adam Baldwin that looks like a corker, but it keeps getting moved around. I'll have to pin it down for next time I'm bored (which is every day, now, lol).

Posted by: soulpile at March 28, 2020 09:58 PM (rwZk1)

739 744 ONT is up if you really want to deal with that hypersensitive, insecure terminally unfunny asshole that runs it.
Me?
I'll wait for WeirdDave.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - sanitized for your protection at March 28, 2020 09:53 PM (mw1Wz)


You do that. I like MisHum's ONTs. And WeirdDave's. But if I did not, I would not say so in their house.

Posted by: Splunge at March 28, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)

740 Sometimes you gotta use sarc tags.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2020 10:03 PM (FFsBN)

741 I have seen a few episodes of the Malcolm McDowell remake on YouTube. It wasn't bad. Not great, but not bad. Somewhat harsher endings than the original.

Posted by: Dr Alice at March 28, 2020 10:08 PM (oW/8k)

742 Tom/Jerry

Twerking/ vomiting

99/69

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2020 10:12 PM (rF8nX)

743 Shit & Shinola

"I do too know the difference! Shinola is a shoe polish!"

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 28, 2020 10:12 PM (3eV0J)

744 Napoleon and Illya

Posted by: Weak Geek at March 28, 2020 11:56 PM (u/nim)

745 So something made me go back to my days as a Corpsman assigned to Navy Regional Medical Center Oakland. (Now a dog park me thinks after the Nor-Cal Commies demo'd the whole site back around 2011. Actually, out of the dozen or so military bases in the Bagdad by the bay region,.....thinking Travis AFB is the only thing left?

But I digress......


We had one of our OR rooms rigged with banks of Ultra Violet lights to completely and I do mean COMPLETELY sterilize the entire suite during open hip replacement surgeries as before this they had one of the highest rates of post-op infections in spite of best current practices.

Guess what? Rate of post op infections dropped by 75 %


O.K long winded but you all know (being HORDE an all)


That UV light in appropriate wave lengths, kills 99.99% of all known Bacteria AND Viruses....on contact with said light.

Heck there are currently produced units to sanitize your phone, car ...hell your whole house....jus don't bath it it yourselves....serious sunburn + future visits to the Dermatologist for possible skin cancer issues and all that.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 29, 2020 12:18 AM (kFkpX)

746 Nice lei

Posted by: Summer of Love at March 29, 2020 01:24 AM (FJrl0)

747 62 As I catch many of these 80's series in syndication, I've found it utterly impossible to understand or relate to the state of mind I was in way back then to actually find stuff like Fantasy Island entertaining, which I did. My whole family would huddle around the console evenings for Magnim PI, CHIPs, Love Boat, et al. and enjoy every minute. My 15 year old daughter even thinks they're corny as hell and wont even try to watch one entire show. I suppose we simply chalk it up to Darwin's theory.

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Yup. I'm slightly older than you, I'm guessing. I grew up with Happy Days, Kotter, Emergency, things like that. I try to watch them now on TV Land, I can't get through 1 minute. They're totally unwatchable. It's amazing to think that The Fonz was the ultimate in pop culture at the time. If I tried to make my kids watch these things they'd call child welfare on me....

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 29, 2020 02:42 AM (mgJUX)

748 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

Jerry Mathers and The Beaver

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2020 03:27 AM (arJlL)

749 Zappa sucks.
Failed at pop.
Failed at jazz.
Failed at music.

Posted by: pooklord at March 29, 2020 04:15 AM (WYLQs)

750 So lost meats Chucky. Diversity version. Got it.

Posted by: Piratepatch at March 29, 2020 09:00 AM (taXNc)

751 More iconic? Duh. Kirk and Spock. Starsky and Hutch. Bo and Luke Duke. For that matter, Randolph and Mortimer Duke. "De plane, de plane" doesn't even come close. Herve was better in that idiotic Bond film he was in.

Posted by: Brennan at March 29, 2020 11:06 AM (H16tJ)

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