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Jesse Kelly Apologizes For Having Snarked That No One Cares About Women's Basketball Except Women's Basketball Players
Or Does He?
This is how you apologize to SJWs.
Ok, I know this is rare for me. But I can see that I genuinely offended some people with this tweet. So I recorded my apology as part of my show. Please accept this. It came from the heart. pic.twitter.com/QgYsxhxcue
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 12, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: weirdflunky at March 12, 2020 08:13 PM (cknjq)
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Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (YncIt)
So, my younger sister, who is a PA in the Wichita area, is stick with all the symptoms of COVID-19. She has requested a test.
She'll probably be fine, as will her immediate family, but it is kind of unnerving all the same. I do hope that she hasn't been around my other sister these last couple weeks, since sister 2 had thyroid cancer last fall, and has had to have her thyroid removed and chemo or radiation (not sure which).
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (nBq51)
Too bad, I enjoyed reading his twitter feed.
Posted by: Dansgirls at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (82uU/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (qE+mY)
Me too. I was sure a video or something would have surfaced by now. Its probably with Obama's transcripts and footage of Hillary's election night tantrum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching Ugly Lesbians Play Basketball at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (JKNZq)
She'll probably be fine, as will her immediate family, but it is kind of unnerving all the same. I do hope that she hasn't been around my other sister these last couple weeks, since sister 2 had thyroid cancer last fall, and has had to have her thyroid removed and chemo or radiation (not sure which).
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (nBq51)
Wait till she is tested.
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Miklos, swimming in TP like Scrooge McDuck at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (eoyeC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (nRWPy)
Miles from Sideways: I will NOT drink Merlot!
Blutarski from Ace's Playhouse: I will NOT watch the WNBA!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (qE+mY)
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 12, 2020 08:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (YncIt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski
Wimmins Nipples Boobs 'n Ass?
Posted by: Miklos, on a premium channel at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching Ugly Lesbians
Play Basketball at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (+dsLj)
That's kinda my take too.
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (XUMZv)
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)
Said days ago if the apology is excepted it will be forgotten, if not there are bridges high enough.
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (ZCEU2)
His brand of aggressive don't-care humor and sarcasm are fine, though they depend entirely on the degraded idiocy of much of society and his enemies for their impact.
Quite a few of his type on the twatters, digital tough guys.
But this is gonna be hard to overcome.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
And the Khalidi tapes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (BiNEL)
Who is this dude?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (YncIt)
_________
Someone transitioning from Jesse to Jessie ...
[Honestly, I don't know either.]
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (WqPYg)
77 So, from what I gather, this will be everyone's last weekend to live. Sad.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
We all died from net neutrality thing, Paris accords thing, and WW3 thing. Everyone is already dead so..... Yeh. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (qE+mY)
Posted by: F cororna, drink at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (hdBIW)
[Honestly, I don't know either.]
**********************
Where can I find a girl like that?
Posted by: Rick Springfield at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: snorlax at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (urWUX)
Posted by: henry at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: its gold, Jerry! Its gold!! at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (87Qbm)
Stil a little shocked no um, pictures of A-OC have came to light yet.
Me too. I was sure a video or something would have surfaced by now.
Its probably with Obama's transcripts and footage of Hillary's
election night tantrum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
_________
Oh, you can bet they're out there -- like Beta O'Rourke -- except they're wearing furry costumes (and AOC's involves trains).
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: High Low Yo! at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (nzKWW)
I get depressed enough here, and this place is a bright beacon in the night compared to commercial TV!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (IYHxL)
Also, most of the time we figure ace is not sh***ing us, with his own sarcastic lead-in to somebody else's sarcasm.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM
And yet, we still can't see buzzion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (eoyeC)
He played Dr. McCoy on Star Trek.
Were going to end up talking about Star Trek eventually might as well start now.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (3ji9r)
He should ask Jesse to step outside and show him how a real man does pushups and sniffs hair...
Posted by: Empty AssRena at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (Ta69/)
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Don't know the guy but that's how I took it. Watch for new demands for an apology for the apology.
Posted by: WTP at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (WQfDg)
A good junior high boy could whip all their asses.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Bert G at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (OMsf+)
I've read that they think toilet paper is made in China. At some point,
we'll be getting toilet paper that has the coronavirus on it. So they
are trying to buy up the old stock now.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (JKNZq)
_________
Whatever you do, don't wipe your ass on drywall from China! [This has been a public service announcement of the Ad Council ...]
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Miklos, prim and prissy at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Stil a little shocked no um, pictures of A-OC have came to light yet.
Me too. I was sure a video or something would have surfaced by now. Its probably with Obama's transcripts and footage of Hillary's election night tantrum.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
She was a frickin' bartender. A denizen of the night. You KNOW there's a sex tape floating around out there somewhere.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (myjNJ)
Personally, I succumbed to climate change a year ago!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (aKsyK)
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (oVJmc)
Instead its just high school level boring and few attractive girls. But I'm kind of biased, I do not really like basketball much to begin with. It really suffers from being basically 5 minutes of interesting play stretched into around two hours. So maybe I'm not the best judge of the sport.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (eoyeC)
He played Dr. McCoy on Star Trek.
Were going to end up talking about Star Trek eventually might as well start now.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (3ji9r)
The WNBA is dead, Jim.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (hdBIW)
Have been extra extra loony
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (nRWPy)
No solutions, just calling Trump racist for saying the virus is foreign, suggesting we should have a get together with experts to talk it out, and then concludes by saying God bless our troops.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Putting a Paper Bag Over AOC's Head at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (HaL55)
more
'Taiwan's remarkably low number of coronavirus infections - less than 50 in total despite the island's proximity to the outbreak area and extensive travel and commerce with China-has been credited to swift and effective action when the epidemic began, starting with a firm travel ban on China and the semi-autonomous territories of Hong Kong and Macau."
@BB
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (Wm5SB)
Yeah, right.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (YxML+)
So he should.... be better?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (yeKQO)
Blutarski from Ace's Playhouse: I will NOT watch the WNBA!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski
Wimmins Nipples Boobs 'n Ass?
Posted by: Miklos, on a premium channel at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
_________
They have 500 names for nipples in the WNBA.
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (WqPYg)
She is angry that he doesn't deserve his fame or his living because he hasn't struggled enough.
Accomplishment isn't the yardstick, suffering is. He who suffers most has the most virtue. He who does not suffer has no virtue.
I don't know this guy. I don't know anything of his struggles or his suffering or obstacles or whatever. But to gauge a man's worth by his wretchedness is absolutely sinister. And it is pervasive on the Left.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (qE+mY)
Whatever you do, don't wipe your ass on drywall from China! [This has been a public service announcement of the Ad Council ...]
Posted by: ShainS
You'll get butt cough.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (wmGy9)
Also, most of the time we figure ace is not sh***ing us, with his own sarcastic lead-in to somebody else's sarcasm.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (El6T/)
Yeah, I know. And I know Horde snark is the ultimate renewable resource, but I actually like his response. It showed the appropriate amount of contempt for those who couldn't take a joke.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Gold Jerry!! did ya hear me? Gold!! at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (/LQkF)
I don't think there will ever be a Paige Spiranac of the WNBA.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (87Qbm)
Megan Rapinoe is worse than Kaepernick. There, I said it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (HALdu)
"So yeah, I know what's it's like to be a girl playing basketball."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
****
Some kind of... connection here...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Putting a Paper Bag Over AOC's Head at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (aKsyK)
I'm hoping a protected species makes a home in Acosta's anus. But I've been drinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: JAS at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (2BZBZ)
The lady soccer players protested unequal pay by wearing their jerseys on backwards during the national anthem. I can't wait for lady basketball players to sue for the same.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (yeKQO)
GIMME MONEY
GIMME MONEY
GIMME MONEY
That shit gets tiresome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (EGyGV)
The lady soccer players protested unequal pay by wearing their jerseys on backwards during the national anthem. I can't wait for lady basketball players to sue for the same.
Posted by: Dr Spank
They should have worn their shorts on their head.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (aKsyK)
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low
Shockingly, absolutely zero people are retweeting or pushing this absolute nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM (Wm5SB)
OK -you're right. That made me laugh.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Dansgirls at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (82uU/)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (XUMZv)
No solutions, just calling Trump racist for saying the virus is foreign, suggesting we should have a get together with experts to talk it out, and then concludes by saying God bless our troops.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Putting a Paper Bag Over AOC's Head at March 12, 2020 08:24 PM (+dsLj)
+++++++++++++
Is there a transcript yet?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI)
From the Book of Trump, Chapter 1.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (sy5kK)
I just watched his apology video and I still don't know who he is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (HaL55)
It that clip was 'the good stuff', um, he ain't got any.
I wonder, is he related somehow to Julie Kelly, who also writes at the Federalist?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (qE+mY)
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: JAS at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (2BZBZ)
Meh. Sin doesn't scare me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 08:20 PM
Read the content before commenting? Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: zombie George H. W. Bush at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (hYcqw)
It's worse than that. They only care about the correct sort of wretchedness.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Yup, he wasn't even half the drummer that Moon was
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2020 08:25 PM (yeKQO)
++++++++++++
When controlled for audience size and revenue (league and club), woman pro soccer players are paid more than men.
Want a bigger paycheck? Draw a bigger audience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (wmGy9)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (XUMZv)
Sorry, I just so despise that "woman."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (bkUtD)
Shouldn't that be
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Anonymous NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (BiNEL)
Woman's basketball only exists because it is subsidized by the NBA.
Without that subsidy, the WNBA would be insolvent.
Or Alternatively...
Even women don't watch women's basketball.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM
Just Cos, right?
Posted by: Trig at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (G546f)
Too bad, I enjoyed reading his twitter feed.
Posted by: Dansgirls
...
SORRY, I'M KIDDING!!!
HIS APOLOGY IS JUST FURTHER INSULTS
IT'S FUNNY
I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG WITH HIS JOKE
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (arJlL)
The lady soccer players protested unequal pay by wearing their jerseys on backwards during the national anthem. I can't wait for lady basketball players to sue for the same.
Posted by: Dr Spank
They should have worn their shorts on their head.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (aKsyK)
And their ankles as earrings...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (VNfwt)
Yes, I jumped the gun too.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (H8QX8)
The wink at the end of the video gives it away.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (87Qbm)
It's not xenophobia, it's sinophobia.
Posted by: JAS
Meh. Sin doesn't scare me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Xena scares me!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
Sadly, you're incorrect this time. My own child is tweeting this bs.
*Hangs head, wishing I'd been a better parent
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (Qf83p)
it was more like a "Double Down on the Offensiveness Nonpology."
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:32 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 08:32 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 12, 2020 08:32 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 08:32 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:29 PM (3ji9r)
Won't get fooled again (you knew this was coming...)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
HIS APOLOGY IS JUST FURTHER INSULTS
IT'S FUNNY
I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG WITH HIS JOKE
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM
Be better, ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 08:32 PM (DMUuz)
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Don't know the guy but that's how I took it. Watch for new demands for an apology for the apology.
Posted by: WTP at March 12, 2020 08:23 PM (WQfDg)
Yeah, I have no idea who he is, and it sure seemed he was being snarky. It's just, if there was a joke in there, I missed it.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:32 PM (hku12)
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low
Shockingly, absolutely zero people are retweeting or pushing this absolute nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
Uh...might want to take another look. 59K Retweets and 53K Likes
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: henry at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (J3Rfi)
Was it a joke apology? We might want to watch first.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:28 PM (Qf83p)
*stops moving the lighter towards his naptha soaked hair*
Why would I want to do that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (ImqR7)
Because it's the worse flu in 100 years
I'm gonna tell her to turn CNN and go for a walk
Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (XUMZv)
++++++++++++++
Per my understanding, they did. And they were a single point of failure in the process due to FDA regs.
Trump and Pence axed those regulations and cleared the road to allow state and local and university and private labs to get into the mix and distribute the rollout. Once the stupid regulations were cleared, test kits were almost immediately available.
The CDC is largely incompetent, like all government agencies are mostly incompetent. And they were a legal/regulatory bottleneck. Once they broke the bottle, it was fine. But in that first several days or a week, the CDC was inhibiting test kit availability.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (hYcqw)
the joke was him describing his previous joke as having been really bad at basketball-- which was him suggesting that women are really bad at basketball, including at the pro level.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)
Why would I want to do that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
You definitely need to be better!
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:34 PM (Qf83p)
I don't think there will ever be a Paige Spiranac of the WNBA.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (rCwaK)
_________
Now that he's been released, Chelsie Manning will rise to this challenge ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (WqPYg)
He's saying that that's what the WNBA is.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (r+sAi)
I mean, I'd bang almost any woman, but yeah, she has to BE a woman.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (bkUtD)
Trump needs to make that known and how he/Pence fixed
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
South By Southwest will not offer refunds to registrants following a decision by officials in Austin, Texas, to cancel the lucrative conference due to the coronavirus outbreak.
SXSW's terms and conditions note that conference organizers "do not issue refunds under any circumstances." Outbreaks such as the coronavirus are covered as "acts of God" that do not trigger automatic reimbursement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (hYcqw)
TOP.UNACCOUNTABLE.UNELECTED.IMPOSSIBLE.TO.FIRE.MEN!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (BiNEL)
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low
Shockingly, absolutely zero people are retweeting or pushing this absolute nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
+++++++++++++
The press is the very definition of a "clear and present danger."
And it is long past time to zero the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's budget and suspend their spectrum subsidies. NPR and PBS need to go.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (hYcqw)
To this day I regret not asking her out, she had dropped hints of interest but I was too much of a fucking cucked beta to pick up on it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Putting a Paper Bag Over AOC's Head at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (+dsLj)
Content like comedy is precious squeeze all you can out.
Posted by: DaveA at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (LNPNi)
Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection
Figures Low
An NPR source so some random libturd making things up
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (3ji9r)
Sina can be quite enjoyable to watch.
At least if you get a kick out of kids being very talented and having a great time.
Try ' Sina We Won't Get Fooled Again ' in that utube search box.
A spot or two stick out to me and probably BackwardsBoy for not being exactly like Keith played it but, damn.
If she don't put a grin on your face nothing will.
Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (tjqz9)
We could use a few hundred (thousand?) more of him.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (87Qbm)
I assume that most of their resources are instead focused on stemming the "diseases" related to guns, climate change, and automobile accidents. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (El6T/)
Maybe the CDC could shift a little $ away from the gun violence prevention effort and toward something we could do something about.
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (OX9vb)
I suffered through the whole thing hoping that he'd yell PSYCH! at the end and take it all back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (WqPYg)
Please...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)
proving that there are at least 59K idiots on twitter. Well, we already knew that.
nobody had even mentioned Coronavirus in January, except in China. I remember, I was here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 08:38 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2020 08:38 PM (XhWtx)
SXSW's terms and conditions note that conference organizers "do not issue refunds under any circumstances." Outbreaks such as the coronavirus are covered as "acts of God" that do not trigger automatic reimbursement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (aKsyK)
A fool, his money, some disassembly required.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 08:38 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++
Probably. My guess is that they focus on anything politically correct where no one is going to be too careful with checking their analyses, so long as it is extremely distant from their core mission.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:38 PM (hYcqw)
NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus
Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection
Figures Low
========
So he took a page from the VA's playbook?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 08:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (wiXsO)
Another mask gets ripped off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (HaL55)
And it is long past time to zero the Corporation for Public Broadcasting's budget and suspend their spectrum subsidies. NPR and PBS need to go.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:36 PM (hYcqw)
The media are essentially enemy agents operating openly. If this were the 50s or 60s it would be as if Soviet agents were in positions of influence and acting openly against our interests and nobody doing a damn thing about it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (H8QX8)
he did. His whole metaphor of being very bad at basketball was meant to be a roast of "pro" women players.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:31 PM (OX9vb)
Don't feel bad. I raised my kids to know right from wrong, and now my daughter is a feminist.
You know, one of those strong, independent types who calls Dad at the first sign of a problem.
And who also said "I sure ain't voting for that Kavanaugh guy" in 2018.
Yeah, I fucked up somewhere.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)
Perusing the top players, there is perhaps one or two that I would charitably classify as cute.
The rest?
Woof-Woof.
Because at the end of the day if you can't sell your talent you must sell your hotness.
If you have neither, you get 10 million dollar television contracts and your games play on ESPN 3 at off hours against infomercials.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
This causes me great pleasure.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking he'll have another after all at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (BiNEL)
Exactly WHO is this "Anonymous", anyway?
This person seems to be the source for many rumors that smear Trump. The Progda press seems to refer this "Anonymous" fellow every day, with a new rumor every time.
I think Trump should get some of his people on this, and find this "Anonymous" person.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, seeking truth at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (WqPYg)
------------------
the joke was him describing his previous joke as having been really bad at basketball-- which was him suggesting that women are really bad at basketball, including at the pro level.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:34 PM (PbpT7)
Right, I get that's what he was implying, it just... wasn't a joke. Just snark.
It would be like if Rodney Dangerfield came out on stage with a wry smile, and started saying "I'm going to jokes that imply people don't respect me. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (PbpT7)
Last year, Trump sent Congress a proposed budget in which he proposed cutting the funds the CDC was going to use to investigate Guns as a Dangerous Health Concern. Pelosi's House dismissed it out of hand, it was never passed, nothing was ever cut.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (wiXsO)
++++++++++++++
Maybe she'll stay gone. Or get some exciting new condition that causes her to permanently lose her voice and radiate infrared from her face in such a way that digital cameras can't pick up anything but a fluorescent white blob. Because a silent blob wobbling around is both more entertaining and less dangerous than Joy Behar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (hYcqw)
That's not so. Many dykes love it.
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (9PpCN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (bkUtD)
There is a primary challenger for her that is at least talking the talk. A guy named Andy McCarthy. The problem is, the AZ GOP is still run by the malevolent shade of John McCain, and Andy's been getting fucked by them every chance they get.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (87Qbm)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Because invoking "acts of God" is deliciously ironic if so.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM
Majorly leftist event. https://www.sxsw.com/
Posted by: Bert G at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:38 PM (hYcqw)
weren't they the folks who spent over a million taxpayer dollars trying to figure out why Lesbians were fat?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (Wm5SB)
Another mask gets ripped off.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (HaL55)
Well that should help next year's attendance.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (PbpT7)
************
A silver lining in every cloud!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Putting a Paper Bag Over AOC's Head at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
Hah!
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:42 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (V2Yro)
++++++++++++
Stick to the narrative, Servo. Trump defunded the agency we need most and is willing to kill Americans to get re-elected.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:42 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:42 PM (XUMZv)
She'll probably be fine, as will her immediate family, but it is kind of unnerving all the same.
Prayers up, Grey Fox.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:42 PM (sy5kK)
Beto's campaign manager has been hired by SloJoe to be his campaign manager.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (DMUuz)
Joe Biden: You're a lying dog faced pony soldier. I don't have a beatoff campaign manager. Well sometimes he touches himself...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:43 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
This causes me great pleasure.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking he'll have another after all at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM (QzkSJ)
allow me to be technical and all Lawyerly about it, and call it "Force Majeure". It's generally in every contract, somewhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 08:43 PM (V2Yro)
reporter, launched into a cringey rendition of an Irish brogue. It went
on forever, and no one was laughing. What a classless buffoon. She had
the nerve to question his handling of the St. Patty's parade.
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:42 PM (XUMZv)
It's a family of Fredos
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:43 PM (3ji9r)
Because invoking "acts of God" is deliciously ironic if so.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM
I really, really wanted to take that weekend off this year and go down there with my "Trump: because FUCK YOU that's why" tshirt.
Maybe next year.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: DaveA at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (PbpT7)
---
Unlike them, we are still patriotic.
Give us a call anytime.
Posted by: Lamp posts and Rope at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (V2Yro)
Thanks for that clarification--I wasn't sure if it had happened or not.
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (OX9vb)
Well why not...
The last "whistleblower" operation resulted in impeachment proceedings with nary a penalty for conducting the operation.
Still have no idea who the whistelblower is, but he definitely isn't former Biden aide Eric Chiameralla.
Or so we've been led to believe.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (FVrDO)
Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection
Figures Low
Doesnt make any sense with the election 11 months away and trump in the
Middle of an impeachment trial.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (YxML+)
Reactor Axe Man, do you think McSally is so bad she could lose again?
She certainly seems suited to be an obscure House seat-warmer, at most.
How AZ cannot produce a decent Senate candidate is bizarre, and
disastrous.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (El6T/)
_________
We have a good one in Dr. Kelli Ward, but the McCain machine spent millions to defame and destroy her with the compliant Progda media here.
Will be interesting to see if his machine is still operating with his wife and/or daughter calling the shots ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
And one more little problem.
Trump endorsed McSally instantaneously (as with Tillis and a few others).
I've whined about it here a bit. 2017-2018 on the Hill could look just like the next two years, if the GOP retakes the House.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
What could we have possibly learned in the past century about epidemiology?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)
reporter, launched into a cringey rendition of an Irish brogue. It went
on forever, and no one was laughing. What a classless buffoon. She had
the nerve to question his handling of the St. Patty's parade.
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:42 PM (XUMZv)
It's a family of Fredos
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:43 PM (3ji9r)
Perhaps a GoFundMe for a family Cuomo fishing trip is in order?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (LNPNi)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:39 PM
One must be very careful.
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (9PpCN)
MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures Low
Shockingly, absolutely zero people are retweeting or pushing this absolute nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM
That makes zero sense. The countries who have done the most testing have also shown that while many people have tested positive for COVID-19, the mortality rate is on par with the influenza virus, around 1%.
So if President Trump wanted to guarantee his re-election, he would encourage more testing, because that would stop the freakout when everyone finds out this is no more a danger than the average flu. By not testing, the numbers are flawed, because they show a high mortality rate by not capturing all the people who get infected and recover.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
Where did I fail this time?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)
only 100+ years....
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
friends told me months ago that the #Resistance has "whistleblowers" lined up to make claims in ANY DEPARTMENT OR AGENCY in which the press gins up a story. They just have them preppped; they just need to be told which Narrative they're to claim.
Posted by: ace
Just waiting for the Telefon to ring.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Joe Biden's YouTube Channel at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (fuBLj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (BiNEL)
That it really hurts to cut a woman open like that?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:47 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's also my Porn Name.
Posted by: Miklos, film artiste at March 12, 2020 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: F cororna, drink at March 12, 2020 08:21 PM (WX+x0)
I do have some liking for womens softball - it seem to be like baseball was in the 1880s before gloves when the ball was really dead - lots more infield play and station to station offense rather than wait for a home run.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2020 08:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:41 PM
Wouldn't surprise me. Currently the MSM has no need for them, because COVID-19 panic.
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2020 08:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2020 08:48 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (Do5/p)
Yes! Beware the "law of small numbers" being used to generate major changes in public policy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Maybe the CDC could shift a little $ away from the gun violence prevention effort and toward something we could do something about.
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (OX9vb)
********
Well, hopefully you've set him straight.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:48 PM (wiXsO)
(attention pet thread)
Cattening the curve
https://twitter.com/amdar1ing/status/
1237880129575157760
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Boom! at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (jPpwt)
It wasn't even close. I fail to recall if Hope Solo's bleached asshole was involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (tjqz9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (zlgJP)
I wish Trump hadn't endorsed McSally last time around, but that's water under the bridge. If by some miracle McCarthy gets the nom this time around, we could get a decent GOP senator here again. One thing McCarthy has going for him is that he's willing to put himself out there and fight. McSally won't even go on the local right-leaning talk radio show in Tucson because the host will actually ask tough questions of his guests and hold their feet to the fire on answers.
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 12, 2020 08:50 PM (87Qbm)
Posted by: RobinKaty at March 12, 2020 08:50 PM (yCDuR)
Women's. Tennis.
Greatest legs on the planet.
Posted by: teej
Steffi Graf's thighs could crush a coconut.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM
I think that's called smell-the-fart acting?
Something I learned in Joey Tribbiani's acting classes.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (Do5/p)
Unbleached and unwaxed. Talk about corona problems. And Arby's roast beef on on the other side.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (rCwaK)
And if the scandal of the fake "whistleblower" affair is not investigated, with consequences, it will be the new baseline for these creatures. Just as the Mueller outrage may be.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Max Power at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (q177U)
What is the Baseball Cuck going to talk about until this blows through and return to business as usual?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
Give us a call anytime.
Posted by: Lamp posts and Rope at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (sy5kK)
And what the hell are we?
Posted by: Helicopters and iron cages at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (9Om/r)
Also: Harvard hasn't said it will refund room and meal plan payments despite going teleclasses only for the rest of the year. Never mind that they have a steep tuition and an endowment larger than a lot of countries GDP. . .LOLGF, students!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (bDqIh)
it's also not on NPR. He's saying he heard that NPR has a "source" making this claim. There's no article, there's no proof of confirmation. There isn't any proof that he's even telling the truth, or just pushing another Fusion GPS Lie.
By the way: I don't know if he works for Fusion or not, but Fusion is getting $50 million per year from Democrat billionaires. And a lot of the assholes you hate are being paid by Fusion to spread their lies.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (PbpT7)
- braindead leftists everywhere
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,
"And miles to go before I sleep..."
Posted by: NPR Telefon Telethon at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++++++
Plus, the Canadian women's curling team has teh hawt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (hYcqw)
SHE HAS THE MEATS!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (MmFTx)
People talk about that virus that was dangerous, the Spanish Flu, circa 1918.
What I haven't seen is the mention of another virus, Polio, that rampaged America until a vaccine was created in the mid-1950's.
Both attacked healthy people.
Everyone over 50 has that little mark on their arm who got the polio vaccine, first generation.
My question is: did America shut down for polio, like it appears to be doing now for novel Beervirus?
I don't know. It did for the Spanish Flu.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (sy5kK)
Something tells me it's always been pretty cutthroat. We have recency bias.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (Qf83p)
Also: Harvard hasn't said it will refund room and meal plan payments despite going teleclasses only for the rest of the year. Never mind that they have a steep tuition and an endowment larger than a lot of countries GDP. . .LOLGF, students!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (bDqIh)
All those up and coming lawyers should sue them.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (
True
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
More than a few international curling teams have plenty of teh babes.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (bkUtD)
229 So out of character, Hrothgar!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 08:45 PM (TdMsT)
Where did I fail this time?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (BiNEL)
Awww--you know me! I'm just teasing!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (El6T/)
The very worst and most unaccountable part of the Deep State has redefined our judicial norms!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (BiNEL)
It wasn't even close. I fail to recall if Hope Solo's bleached asshole was involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (XF4b
Somebody made the excuse that the US women weren't really trying. Then right around the same time the Brazil women's team got their asses handed to them by some teenage boys also.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (hdBIW)
Give us a call anytime.
Posted by: Lamp posts and Rope at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (sy5kK)
And what the hell are we?
Posted by: Helicopters and iron cages at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (9Om/r)
Allies.
Posted by: Lamp posts and Rope at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (rWZ8Y)
Might just be the overload happening from a brain that is processing the words coming out of the mouth, that aren't true. The lie isn't any different when it's make believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (hku12)
But at least you got hot lesbos in one.
Which one I have not yet decided.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (l7udz)
What I haven't seen is the mention of another virus, Polio, that rampaged America until a vaccine was created in the mid-1950's.
Both attacked healthy people.
Everyone over 50 has that little mark on their arm who got the polio vaccine, first generation.
My question is: did America shut down for polio, like it appears to be doing now for novel Beervirus?
I don't know. It did for the Spanish Flu.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (sy5kK)
I seem to recall hearing that swim pools were shut down during outbreaks. And few had A/C.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++++++
Finding the various backers for punishment will be good, too. It can be a two-fer. Send shock troops to all the major media outlets, lock them down, seal them up, seize their records, and let there be a public accounting followed by swift prosecution.
And while I'm in fantasy land, the Laker Girls will blow me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (TdMsT)]
What a relief!:-)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 08:27 PM (XUMZv)
NO!!!
YOU RACISTS!!!
IT WAS BAT SOUP!!!!
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
Ummmm, I didn't read all the comments,
but that dude Jesse Kelly was NOT apologizing.
He pretty much said his joke was as
feeble as the skill level of women's basketball.
Brilliant.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Watching Ugly Lesbians
Play Basketball at March 12, 2020 08:17 PM (+dsLj)
That's kinda my take too.
Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh heck ya. I think he was describing a WNBA basketball game, and when he winked at the end, I knew he was.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (TdMsT)]
What a relief!:-)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (BiNEL)
I hope you are having a peaceful evening, amidst all of this insanity.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (PbpT7)
Really? Anyone on the Ahoy Brigade?
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (YxML+)
There is an actor who has strabismus. I can hardly watch him. It's distracting as all get out. I can't remember his name but he was in a movie with Tim Roth called 'The Legend of 1900."
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (KP5rU)
Wax cylinders.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (2B9A/)
It wasn't even close. I fail to recall if Hope Solo's bleached asshole was involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (XF4b
Somebody made the excuse that the US women weren't really trying. Then right around the same time the Brazil women's team got their asses handed to them by some teenage boys also.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (hdBIW)
And soccer is in theory a non-contact sport. Any sport with collisions is going to have ladies wiped out in short order, even baseball to some extent.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (Do5/p)
Test shit loads of people even if they show no symptons.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (bDqIh)
Did you mean won't?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (hdBIW)
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the joke was him describing his previous joke as having been really bad at basketball-- which was him suggesting that women are really bad at basketball, including at the pro level.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:34 PM (PbpT7)
Right, I get that's what he was implying, it just... wasn't a joke. Just snark.
It would be like if Rodney Dangerfield came out on stage with a wry smile, and started saying "I'm going to jokes that imply people don't respect me. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week. Try the veal."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)
Be Better
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (35l25)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (SNx1U)
not, but Fusion is getting $50 million per year from Democrat
billionaires. And a lot of the assholes you hate are being paid by
Fusion to spread their lies.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:52 PM (PbpT7)
___________
If you don't already know, El Rushbo went off on #NeverTrump cucks today (he was literally screaming) and mentioned The Weakly Standard by name.
Wouldn't surprise me if AoSHQ isn't on his list of go-to blogs ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (WqPYg)
The men's game is more violent. Not always - especially the flopping - but occasionally they run over guys.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (bkUtD)
YOU RACISTS!!!
IT WAS BAT SOUP!!!!
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (sy5kK)
Then we need an anti-bat soup Bat Spray developed in the Bat Cave to combat it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (3ji9r)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM
Easy to have fun on a recreational level but hard to play well.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Was South By South West a woke gaming convention, or am I thinking of something else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (2B9A/)
if you asked me five or six years ago, I would have no clue what you were talking about. I guess it is Austin's version of C-pac or Davos. But really, I think you have it nailed sans the gaming part.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
I like seein' 'em wielding those brooms with vigor.
PS The World Women's Championship has been canceled as well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
+++++++++++++
Yes, but I have learned that it is a "gentleman's sport." I have an acquaintance who is a professional curler (part time, he is a coworker). I asked if he was ever distracted by booing/heckling/etc. or if it interfered with the shouted instructions.
He looked aghast and replied, "That doesn't happen. Curling is a gentleman's game. That kind of thing wouldn't be tolerated."
I like curling, but I do think there should be some booing and heckling permitted. It's a sport, not a chess club.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (hYcqw)
My husband and I had this discussion about 15 years ago. I told him, "If you can pull a muscle doing it, it's a sport." Nowadays, that opens up a lot of possibilities.
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (MmFTx)
I read that Don Lemon just threw a tantrum on-air at John Kasich because the mailman's son didn't hate Trump's covid-19 announcement. Gee, who to root for????? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Lamp posts and Rope at March 12, 2020 08:44 PM (sy5kK)
And what the hell are we?
Posted by: Helicopters and iron cages at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (9Om/r)
Allies.
By Air, Land , and Sea.
Posted by: Miklos, who knows about crabs at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (QzkSJ)
There were terrible polio outbreaks in the US periodically starting around 1900. The worst was in '52. It was a scourge. My mother remembers her own mother being scared to death that her children would get polio.
It would peak in the summer, and that's when the outbreaks would occur. It was a scourge.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (rCwaK)
That is the absolute polar opposite of cucking out. It's more aggressively doubling down than even just telling them openly to eff off. He's essentially saying "I'm not only going to not apologize, but I'm going to directly mock you to your face with an insulting "apology" that is so insultingly obviously additional mockery of you, but delivered in just enough of a faux-genuine sounding tone that i ecpect you to actually think I'm buckling under and apologizing - because i think you're actually that dumb"
That "apology" was a friggin work of mockery-art.
Props Jesse!
Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (kp2/M)
He even winked at the end, in case it wasn't clear.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (9hauA)
I didn't know that. I'll look it up.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Helicopters and iron cages at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (9Om/r)
Allies.
Posted by: Lamp posts and Rope at March 12, 2020 08:53 PM (sy5kK) "
Don't forget us !
Posted by: Trebuchets ! at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Unbleached and unwaxed. Talk about corona problems. And Arby's roast beef on on the other side.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 08:51 PM (rCwaK)
Warning: there are certain pictures on the interwebz that once seen, can never, ever be unseen.
You have been warned.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 08:55 PM (KP5rU)
Maybe: I definitely know its what killed Edward Cullen.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (YxML+)
Still have no idea what's going on.
But all the women look like former cheerleaders who couldn't make a pro squad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (X5CsJ)
The bitch that said "it must be nice to be a white guy and never have to work hard or take responsibility" or whatever can get coronavirus any time.
Cuunt.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton, a law abiding citizen at March 12, 2020 08:46 PM (Do5/p)
Test shit loads of people even if they show no symptons.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (1g7ch)
But that might give us an actual baseline for planning purposes!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (BiNEL)
https://tinyurl.com/vav9fvv
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (wiXsO)
"Today, an anonymous source in a position to know told in the WAPO that Trump told 'senior' officials at the CDC that they were to suffocate people in NY who had the Coronavirus" The person spoke on condition that their identity not be revealed - because we totally made that up over cocktails at the Capital Bar & Grill and laughed and laughed that you imbeciles would believe it.
And that's how DC news is REALLY done...trust me.
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 09:00 PM (tjqz9)
These self-driving motorcycles could revolutionize transport.
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (X5CsJ)
Not only HELLS no, but HELLS TO THE FUCK no.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:40 PM (bkUtD)
Yet, the average $7 per month per cable subscriber will still be duly collected.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:01 PM (miJU3)
https://tinyurl.com/vav9fvv
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (wiXsO)
++++++++++++++
Yup. They also tried to sneak an as-is FISA renewal into it.
But they care. Don't you ever forget how much they care. Never fail to remember how much more they care than Donald Trump. And don't you dare accuse them of politicizing anything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:01 PM (hYcqw)
These self-driving motorcycles could revolutionize transport.
Posted by: SMOD
White pedestrian crosswalk stripes are RAYCISS!!1!!
Posted by: Miklos, doing the Daily Outrage at March 12, 2020 09:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:54 PM
You have to ask?
Posted by: Barack Obama & The 5 lb. Dumbbells at March 12, 2020 09:01 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Trump needs to make that known and how he/Pence fixed
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah?
Who is going to tell them?
Posted by: Progda misinformation machine at March 12, 2020 09:02 PM (sy5kK)
What topic was he discussing when he brought up NeverTrump, ShainS?
I figure it was coronavirus because there are like four riffs on that... know what specifically he was talking about?
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 09:02 PM (ImqR7)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:02 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2020 09:02 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: no good deed
I pulled a muscle while making fudge.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Miklos, from the Internation Federation of Toe Curlers at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (PbpT7)
Be better, Ace.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (bkUtD)
Having never played soccer, I always thought that was just failure to penetrate.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (Wm5SB)
Made it from the barrel I see. How was it ??
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)
It would peak in the summer, and that's when the outbreaks would occur. It was a scourge.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Raps
My piano teacher had a bad leg requiring a cane from a childhood bout with polio. A few high school teachers bore scars from it too. I read pools were closed to avoid catching it. I can't imagine how scary that was for parents.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (YxML+)
The test doesn't work if you have no symptoms.
You need to have enough viral load for the test to work, and you don't have enough viral load if you are symptomless, even if you are infectious.
There is zero point to testing people who appear healthy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 12, 2020 09:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:04 PM (35l25)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (myjNJ)
try to get more fiber
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 09:04 PM (Wm5SB)
Two words: sugar cubes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 09:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2020 09:04 PM (6/uwW)
I like curling, but I do think there should be some booing and heckling permitted. It's a sport, not a chess club.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 08:57 PM (hYcqw)
Being the old fart that I am, the last time I went to a Little League game I defaulted to the old "hey batter batter SWING batter" and was promptly shushed by everybody in the bleachers.
I thought my ex was gonna die.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (hdBIW)
https://tinyurl.com/vav9fvv
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 08:59 PM (wiXsO)
Still needs to go thru Senate reconciliation - but expect Ghoul in Charge Schumer to whine to a compliant press that the press is chopping out "real" help to dying coronavirus patience - of which this scum bag knows no one.
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (32YRo)
he didn't cuck out, though. Quite the opposite: he MANSPLAINED.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (PbpT7)
Our enemies must laugh their asses off ... they'll soon be able to march in and conquer us without a shot fired.
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (WqPYg)
Looking at the transcripts on Rush's homepage (I'm a 24/7 member, don't know if it's otherwise available on the free side), it's under the "Im not panicking because I'm too ticked off" heading.
He mentions Cap'n Cuck, Weekly Standard and the Crusie Cucks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 08:49 PM
Me, too.
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (DMUuz)
Be Better
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2020 08:56 PM (Z7lwY)
Is what I'm saying.
If you're going to tell a joke, be funny.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: no good deed
I pulled a muscle while making fudge.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at
Putting on socks.
Olympics, here I come.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (35l25)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (dBiBP)
And he described women's basketball to a T.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2020 09:04 PM (6/uwW)
Didn't Don Imus mention that school once?
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (bCLt0)
Rush's main target was J-pod, that fast ass Jabba the Hut.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 08:26 PM (Wm5SB)
Ace is open to listing to other viewpoints, but he does not suffer fools well.
With the number of fools out there these days, this is no easy feat.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (sy5kK)
It wasn't to protect his family. It was to say "Hey I'm a narcissist, this tweet is just about me, don'g believe that 'family is important' stuff. I'm just saying that to make myself look good."
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: no good deed
I gave up pulling my muscle for lent.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (YxML+)
+++++++++++++++
Here's an indicator.
My mom was in elementary school in the wake of the '52 outbreak. She was in Pittsburgh, where Dr. Salk was working on the vaccine. She was in one of many elementary schools selected for testing vaccines as he was developing them.
Except for the Jehova's Witnesses and Christian Scientists (there were very few - she was in a largely Jewish school), every single parent consented to let their kids be part of the study.
My mom was inoculated over a dozen times with various different vaccine rounds as they developed it.
It was scary enough that affluent and semi-affluent families allowed their children to be used as guinea pigs to pursue the vaccine.
I am glad they did. Eliminating the scourge of Polio from most of this Earth is one of our greatest accomplishments.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:06 PM (bCLt0)
Rutgers.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Rush's main target was J-pod, that fast ass Jabba the Hut.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (rCwaK)
That guy is an asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (2B9A/)
sorry I misled you guys -- I was trying to play into Jesse Kelly's joke of PRETENDING to apologize, but using that as an opportunity to keep insulting the people demanding an apology.
he didn't cuck out, though. Quite the opposite: he MANSPLAINED.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (PbpT7)
LOL. I know Jesse Kelly (not personally), so I got it. I also watched the video, so...
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:08 PM (9hauA)
Yes. Ugh.
The three schools that started the higher ed shutdown - Harvard, Tufts, MIT - have so far been mum on compensating students for kicking them off campus.
I hope that it the long run this is an event that helps destroy the current university system. Why should anyone pay 50, 60, 70+k per year when they can do this remotely? And as a benefit, the kids will be much harder to indoctrinate if you don't have access them on campus 24x7 (e.g. safe spaces, guest speakers, activist clubs activities, sex week).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bongo strums at March 12, 2020 09:08 PM (B+t5k)
Yeah what I meant was nobody who is a major voice, no news organization, no pundits, no talking heads. Just flat earther types and anti-vax types who just retweet stupidity
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at March 12, 2020 09:08 PM (2oYEN)
Posted by: Sponge
It's a whole new avenue to explore. Brilliant, really.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 09:09 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Wenda at March 12, 2020 09:09 PM (QyhEs)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at March 12, 2020 08:22 PM (87Qbm)
Oh!
That guy!
yeah, hope he wins.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 12, 2020 09:09 PM (3qbxb)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:05 PM (PbpT7)
Like you're doing with us now, right boss?
/s
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:09 PM (hdBIW)
If you've been following Jesse for a while you'll recall his "Happy Equal Pay Day" tweet last year, which consisted of footage from a Tennessee v. Vanderbilt women's game that was written up on the Golf Digest website with the headline "Behold the worst sequence in the history of organized basketball." https://tinyurl.com/wv8f6dl
The footage showed a clusterf*ck under the net as player after player tried to take shots that bounced off the underside of the backboard and the rim, followed by a ball recovery and a drive to the other end of the court that was exactly what Jesse was describing in the analogy of his "apology."
Posted by: Alex at March 12, 2020 09:09 PM (vshng)
It wasn't to protect his family. It was to say "Hey I'm a narcissist, this tweet is just about me, don'g believe that 'family is important' stuff. I'm just saying that to make myself look good."
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:07 PM (PbpT7)
I like his narcissism schtick.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:09 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (XUMZv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
Doin' okay young lady.
Hope you're well.
Can't remember if you're in the area or doin' the desert thing but, if around here, try for Weston Mo, 4/18.
If'n you get there, be sure to say hi to the trio drummer.
Tryin' to get Jewells, MarkY and HH, if I run across him, over there.
Playing some kind of festival. It's a great little town.
Posted by: teej at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (tjqz9)
David French was going to talk with his fellow leftwingers. He was all psyched to be interviewed by Vox.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2020 09:02 PM (ImqR7)
Have fun!
PS finished "Cheer" last night. Very good.
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: bongo strums at March 12, 2020 09:08 PM (B+t5k)
Fudge?
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Could be talking about sausage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (MmFTx)
SORRY, I'M KIDDING!!!
HIS APOLOGY IS JUST FURTHER INSULTS
IT'S FUNNY
I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG WITH HIS JOKE
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)
The insult apologies are the best apologies.
They actually take some smarts to pull off correctly.
Probably why so many can't recognize them when they pass by.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (sy5kK)
What will Vegas bet on?
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Shopgirl
I imagine you as being the girl in the bookstore in The Big Sleep, down to the librarian glasses
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (KZzsI)
I used to think if you can get killed doing it, it's a sport
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (bCLt0)
You asked for it.
https://youtu.be/qYkbTyHXwbs
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (XUMZv)
The Cowboys, Lebron, and Tom Brady.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (n13/j)
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Be better, Ace.
Be better
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
Now what did I miss? What's this be better silliness?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)
Olympics, here I come.
Posted by: LASue
Gotta be creative.
Some Hungarian friends realized that there was no Hungarian Curling Team.
So they set up a Hungarian Curling Association, selected themselves as the team members.
Sucked at curling, but hey-free trip to the Olympics!
Posted by: Miklos, classic Magyars at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:58 PM (PbpT7)
_________
Here's a link to that segment of Rush: https://tinyurl.com/tc4h77z
Search for and start reading at "Folks, look."
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: April at March 12, 2020 08:37 PM (OX9vb)
And why lesbians get fat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (miJU3)
HIS APOLOGY IS JUST FURTHER INSULTS
IT'S FUNNY
I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG WITH HIS JOKE
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)
Only cucks apologize, Ace.
Be better.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7)
So... pretty much like every other film festival then?
Wasn't there a gaming convention that had turned left wing? Seems like I remember one of those called something stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: kallisto at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (XUMZv)
for the next 3 weeks, the NFL draft.
heaven help us all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)f
There's nothing funny about sausage.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Dorothy Malone
man I'm old
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Cool Hunning? (this is only funny if the Huns settled in Hungary. I hope they did.)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (dBiBP)
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Be better, Ace.
Be better
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
Now what did I miss? What's this be better silliness?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)
It is a Meme, from the Island of Misfit Memes.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Nothing at all.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (dBiBP)
Coronavirus deaths.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Be better.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (9hauA)
I think that is the first time I have seen chique throwing the 'cuck' at someone.
Damn, ace. You do need to be better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (2B9A/)
I pulled a muscle while making fudge.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 12, 2020 09:03 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: bongo strums at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (B+t5k)
I pulled a muscle while making fudge.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Off to the Urban Dictionary...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: tubal
That was when Buckwheat was Head Coach.
Posted by: Miklos, that Little Rascal at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)
HIS APOLOGY IS JUST FURTHER INSULTS
IT'S FUNNY
I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG WITH HIS JOKE
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 08:30 PM (PbpT7)
Only cucks apologize, Ace.
Be better.
ace, Trump is what, 73 years old?, and has yet to apologize.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:15 PM (KZzsI)
He should have said, yes, I blew that layup, just like I was an Female NCAA basketball player.
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)
But you're a dick, so that doesn't count.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Slightly spoiled kielbasa deep throated by Hillary Clinton?
Wait. Or was that horrifying?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:16 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 12, 2020 09:04 PM (6/uwW)
Nah, our lesbos are normal sized.
Posted by: Caliban at March 12, 2020 09:16 PM (QE8X6)
Nah. This will be like the Japanese fighters that remained hidden for years and years on remote islands.
Posted by: t-bird at March 12, 2020 09:16 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Catman at March 12, 2020 08:15 PM (2Buar)
Masochists think self-torture is the answer to everything.
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (dOV9E)
Slightly spoiled kielbasa deep throated by Hillary Clinton?
Wait. Or was that horrifying?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:16 PM (2B9A/)
That should actually get you sent to the barrel.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by:
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He did. He just didn't say it with words. The wink said everything.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Getting married in the mornin'?
*sings the Alfred Doolittle song*
Posted by: Miklos, posting the Banns at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:10 PM (KZzsI)
Now what did I miss? What's this be better silliness?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)
It is a Meme, from the Island of Misfit Memes.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (bCLt0)
Ace said he hated being told to be Better.
Soooo, insta meme.
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: yer only man zombie Joey Dunlop at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (aevCC)
Posted by: yer only man zombie Joey Dunlop at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (aevCC)
You've got to be a special kind of mentally deranged to run that thing.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)
at some point people will notice the streets are NOT piled high with rotting corpses, and will go about their business as before
I hope
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (bDqIh)
Slightly spoiled kielbasa deep throated by Hillary Clinton?
Wait. Or was that horrifying?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:16 PM (2B9A/)
That should actually get you sent to the barrel.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
So, what circle of Hell would Dantes put a Man who destroys other Men's Sex drives?
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Rick Blaine at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (l3+k2)
he did. His whole metaphor of being very bad at basketball was meant to be a roast of "pro" women players.
Posted by: ace
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OHHHHHHH. (He has this dull delivery that made me tune out, so I didn't catch the nuance you see, and I must have answered an email at the very moment of the revelation, and in short -- thud.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: yer only man zombie Joey Dunlop at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (aevCC)
I just stumbled across YT videos of that race last week. Unbelievable. Would love to go someday.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:19 PM (hdBIW)
So, what circle of Hell would Dantes put a Man who destroys other Men's Sex drives?
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (NgKpN)
This is actually more accurate.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
He did. He just didn't say it with words. The wink said everything.
Posted by: bluebell
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There ya go. YOu had to watch. I was playing it on my home computer while I was working at my work computer.
This coronavirus is ruining EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 09:19 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:11 PM (2B9A/)f
There's nothing funny about sausage.
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Sausage is 50% Art, 50% science and 100% meat. It can be eaten at every meal and it infuriates PETA and jokes about it infuriate feminists. It gives the non bacon parts of the pig purpose. It may be in the top 10 of Humanity's greatest inventions.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:19 PM (JCrfD)
Wait. Or was that horrifying?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:16 PM (2B9A/)
Not horrifying, just unrealistic.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 12, 2020 09:20 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse
Well, I did have late onset mumps, which made me sterile.
I hope.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at March 12, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
I feel sorry for all the lesbians that won't be able to root for their favorite team of lesbians.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 09:20 PM (lg/F7)
Damn, ace. You do need to be better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:14 PM (2B9A/)
Heh. (I used it once. I think it was the thread where a "WOC" was going to charge white women to sit down and have her berate then for their privilege. I wasn't pleased.)
In case anyone is unaware,this is a joke.
The Be Better thing is Ace's fault.
So, be better is a thing sanctimonious leftists say to chide people. Yesterday (?) Ace said he would start randomly using it.
This being AoSHQ, the rest is history.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)
It is a Meme, from the Island of Misfit Memes.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (bCLt0)
Well, there are general internet memes, and then there are AoSHQ memes. Not always overlapping.
This one sounds like one that comes from some twatter cuck, and I was just wondering if it's isolated here, or if it is or is going to be a pandemic meme.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:21 PM (hku12)
this is an interesting article from Reuters that was linked on Instapundit. It's about the difference in how S Korea and Italy dealt with the virus.
The S Koreans used tech to track where people had been and who they had associated with.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 12, 2020 09:21 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2020 08:35 PM (WqPYg)
Two things about that freakazoid.
a) she looks more manly after transitioning
II) she looks like she's related to Mayor Pete
ps she ain't a she
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 12, 2020 09:21 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:21 PM (bCLt0)
If my employment dries up due to panic, I'll be there. Sounds like a good time!
Christopher:
I admit, my new readers encourage the opposite sex.
What is it w/you guys and glasses?
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (35l25)
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (NgKpN)
MITT ROMNEY
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (dOV9E)
The S Koreans used tech to track where people had been and who they had associated with.
Posted by: notsothoreau
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Hyung Nim!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (G51Gf)
she was hot even in the book. He described her walking away, and he said something like, "Her hips moved with a certain something you didn't usually see in a library." Something like that.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Miklos, your one stop live hog to tasty sausage provider at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
OHHHHHHH. (He has this dull delivery that made me tune out, so I didn't catch the nuance you see, and I must have answered an email at the very moment of the revelation, and in short -- thud.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (G51Gf)
Is this where ace gets Ed McMahon to get the audience turned on him? For laughs of course.
The best Carson monologues were the ones where his jokes crashed and burned, and the audience started laughing at him, not with him.
I can't wait for ace to do a little soft-shoe dance.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sponge at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
C'mon, you know she can unhinge her jaw- like a snake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: John Wayne (She Wore a Yellow Ribbon) at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (JHjPS)
"I can tell you", he sez, "Every time someone coughs, everyone around them shits."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Irish Butter and Spring (different products) at March 12, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 12, 2020 09:23 PM (COzlW)
!0% salt and Paprika.
Posted by: Miklos, your one stop live hog to tasty sausage provider at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
and may contain up to 7% solution, by weight.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, reading the fine print on the label at March 12, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:24 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:24 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (n13/j)
Brother, I know that feeling well. I can tell you've been on a Soy Binge too.
Posted by: David French at March 12, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:24 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Ogg at March 12, 2020 09:24 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:12 PM (hku12)
It is a Meme, from the Island of Misfit Memes.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:13 PM (bCLt0)
Ace said he hated being told to be Better.
Soooo, insta meme.
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:17 PM (NgKpN)
Why would anyone hate being told to be better?
Doesn't he WANT to be better?
Or is this another one of those jokes?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 09:25 PM (MmFTx)
Why would anyone hate being told to be better?
Doesn't he WANT to be better?
Or is this another one of those jokes?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)
Sorry, meant to say "jokes."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Amerians hungry for justice at March 12, 2020 09:25 PM (JHjPS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (sy5kK)
---------
I'll get the hook ready.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Ogg
--------
Every thing but the hooves, dude.
Posted by: Brains & eggs at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: Zombie Babe Ruth at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ogg at March 12, 2020 09:24 PM (l3+k2)
Thag make refrigerator and F. Dick grinder. Thag stockpile many intestines. Thag and Ogg go into sausage business.
Posted by: Thag at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (sy5kK)
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I'll get the hook ready.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (/669Q)
There was a show called " The Gong Show"
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (bCLt0)
I just stumbled across YT videos of that race last week. Unbelievable. Would love to go someday.
Stuck in a small colorado town's motel (after vintage races) waiting for a ups bmw head to replace the one that blew up, had a helmet cam vid of team obsolete's vintage bike passing gsxr's like stading still. Caughr m'self leaning into each turn watching.
Posted by: getting the banned sock back together at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (aevCC)
I hope
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:18 PM (iTXRQ)
Trump has secret legions that clear the bodies off the streets after curfew...pass it on!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (hYcqw)
I did but TP but only because I heard people were panic buying it and I didn't want to be left with none.
Although running out of it isn't really the worst thing if you are at home and have running water.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (9hauA)
Ballsy.
Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (fuBLj)
I have always liked them on girls, but a naughty librarian pair is great
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
He's pretty Ace-ish.
If a COB gets the virus, Ace, give Jesse a call.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
No.
Palinka is about 54%, and we drink it while doing the Work.
No damn fool would waste palinka on sausage seasoning.
Posted by: Miklos at the end-of-seasonDiszn óvágás at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (bCLt0)
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Chuck Barris and Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (/669Q)
I feel sorry for all the lesbians that won't be able to root for their favorite team of lesbians.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 12, 2020 09:20 PM (lg/F7)
I've read different guesses about the WNBA, anywhere from 60% lesbian, to 90% lesbian.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Those women are in damned good shape, and most of them have bodies that are very easy to stare at.
Even for those who are lesbians trapped in a man's body.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (sy5kK)
No? meh.
Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:26 PM (n13/j)
+++++++++++
Astroglide?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (hYcqw)
Big Bore Butter.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (bCLt0)
*imagines morons crawling over each other and fighting to reach the gong first*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
...
I did but TP but only because I heard people were panic buying it and I didn't want to be left with none.
...
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:27 PM (9hauA)
+++++++++++++
Amplify that by 150 million and that's where you get manic shortages. It isn't even unreasonable in the specific case, but on balance in turns into weird mania.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:29 PM (hYcqw)
Doesn't he WANT to be better?
Or is this another one of those jokes?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)
Sorry, meant to say "jokes."
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)
I can only speak for meself.
but its like a Preacher, who you KNOW sins, lecturing you.
Be better? Really? How about worrying about your own self.
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2020 09:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: OCBill at March 12, 2020 09:30 PM (KxA9n)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:30 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: not so
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Yellow Nationalists? Can I say that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 09:30 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Stuttering Joe Biden at March 12, 2020 09:30 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (bCLt0)
*imagines morons crawling over each other and fighting to reach the gong first*
It should have been called "a television stage filled with people who have each had multiple lines of cocaine."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Stuttering Joe Biden at March 12, 2020 09:30 PM (l3+k2)
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b- low me.
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:29 PM (hYcqw)
(Jump to top of page)
I only bought an extra jumbo pack. The one I had at home was already about halfway gone. If I didn't hate all types of shopping I would have already had an extra one.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: not so
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Yellow Nationalists? Can I say that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March
It is just interesting to see the difference between serious and unserious.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM (HALdu)
Ballsy.
Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM (fuBLj)
That was some crazy shit. The tire spikes were epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BeBox at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM (2B9A/)
*imagines morons crawling over each other and fighting to reach the gong first*
It should have been called "a television stage filled with people who have each had multiple lines of cocaine."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (JCrfD)
come one... with Gene Gene the Posting Machine?
And the Unknown Moron?
We're sooooo there.
Posted by: Romeo13's Zombified Corpse at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: OCBill
----------
When Thaddeus Stevens complained to President Lincoln about high prices in some war contracts reflecting adversely on Secretary of War Simon Cameron, Lincoln said:
"Why, Mr. Stevens, you don't think the Secretary would steal, do you?" The Old Commoner answered, "Well, Mr. President, I don't think he would steal a red-hot stove."
Lincoln liked the joke so much he told it to Cameron, who didn't like it and demanded that Stevens retract it. Stevens went immediately to Lincoln and told him: "I said I did not think Mr. Cameron would steal a red-hot stove. I am now forced to withdraw that statement."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM (KoKdw)
*imagines morons crawling over each other and fighting to reach the gong first*
You guys go for the gong, and I'll grab Jaye P. Morgan.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (hdBIW)
Those tight shorts bursting at the seams....the grunts.....the violence of the serve.
Oh yeah.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Porky Pig at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
they just erase the page or 404 it? Why allow you to see that the story
was there?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:32 PM
It's their way of farting your general direction.
Posted by: Bert G at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (OMsf+)
I thought Chelzee M intended to run for Congress in a Dim primary.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (pNxlR)
you go through it faster if you use it that way.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Miklos,, with apologies to Mel Tillis at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
********
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (flINI)
Well, specifically, the 42 stores in China it ordered closed in response to thecoronaviruspandemic are back in business. According to Bloomberg reporter Mark Gurman, as of tomorrow local time the Apple stores will be reopened.
"Apple confirms all 42 of its stores in mainland China will have re-opened as of Friday local time,"reports Gurman.
We reached out to Apple for confirmation, but received no immediate response.
Oh dear what will the MFM do with itself if this blows over by the end of April. Maybe we can send all of the toilet paper to the chickenshits on Wall Street to clean up after themselves.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (Icz4p)
"We always found that a few rails improved entertainment considerably"
--the 70s
Why the hell wouldn't they just erase the page or 404 it? Why allow you to see that the story was there?
I don't get it either, unless its some weird sense of integrity "see we aren't just deleting it as if it never happened!"
Yeah you're just disappearing it like Stalin with a picture of a former minister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Stuttering Joe Biden at March 12, 2020 09:30 PM (l3+k2)
Hey! N n n nnottt f f f f funny
Posted by: Mel Tillis at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Miklos,, with apologies to Mel Tillis at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Lol
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (bCLt0)
This has done more to cure my blues since that set-up date w/ Parks&Rec-era Chris Pratt. And I dined off that one for ***years.
Thanks, fellas!
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:34 PM (35l25)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
********
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March
easier to do if you are too tense
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (HALdu)
Note: Story under embargo Do not release until late October 2020.
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Rex B at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (JHjPS)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:31 PM (9hauA)
+++++++++++
Yup, I dig it. When the Kroger here ripped open a pallet box of the stuff while I was shopping this afternoon, I did the same because I don't want to run out.
It was insane. It could be "Ass Cancer brand Extra Rough" and people would have gone for it in droves. The TP mania is going to make for some interesting study later on down the road.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (hYcqw)
Have the pansy asses cancelled ice fishing tournaments, too?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos
Big buttery bubbly buckets.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
You know....
Posted by: Joey B, needs a Vice-Biden Presi-dat Candimus (I AM A LAWYER)e at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
********
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March
easier to do if you are too tense
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (HALdu)
Lie back, and think of Folsom Street.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: James at March 12, 2020 09:36 PM (qM84C)
"Apple confirms all 42 of its stores in mainland China will have re-opened as of Friday local time,"reports Gurman.
And now, Episode 1 of "The Collapse of the Narrative."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:36 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)
!0% salt and Paprika.
Posted by: Miklos, your one stop live hog to tasty sausage provider at March 12, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
and may contain up to 7% solution, by weight.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, reading the fine print on the label at March 12, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)
**********
6.859% bone and hair
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2020 09:36 PM (flINI)
Think of it this way: now everyone can focus on and see Old Puddin' Head's meltdown and collapse.
They had not thought of that, had they?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)
It was insane. It could be "Ass Cancer brand Extra Rough" and people would have gone for it in droves. The TP mania is going to make for some interesting study later on down the road.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Sooner or later, someone will figure out what touched off the TP stampede.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (Pu/Kw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Splunge at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
Rough" and people would have gone for it in droves. The TP mania is
going to make for some interesting study later on down the road.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (hYcqw)
I like to think of it as future torches to compliment the pitchforks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (hYcqw)
Funny thing is that at my Walmart, there were still quite a few packs of the store brand TP.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (9hauA)
Can you clarify the question?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, reading the fine print on the label at March 12, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)
And 93% problem
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)
I just spent the last 2 hours going down on a Wiki rabbit hole.
It began with Dorothy Kilgallen, then to Sam Sheppard, then to Goebbels and his wife, then Goebbels' wife son, Harald, then to Lana Turner, then to Marlon Brando and his wacky kids, then to Robert Blake.
And this is what I learned:
Hollywood and Germany are filled with awful people.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (WH4v7)
Can you clarify the question?
Posted by: Lizzy at March
nice
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Corn Pop at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (l3+k2)
That sounds like a great story, he seems like a genuinely nice, fun guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dieter, now is the Time on Miklosprockets at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
If we had real Global Warming, it would be dead by now.
Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (9Om/r)
I just LOVE your tines! So pointy!
Posted by: Torches at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)
It began with Dorothy Kilgallen, then to Sam Sheppard, then to Goebbels and his wife, then Goebbels' wife son, Harald, then to Lana Turner, then to Marlon Brando and his wacky kids, then to Robert Blake.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (WH4v7)
You did it wrong.
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (hYcqw)
I just see it as better safe than sorry. Plus I was way ahead of the crowds.
And worse case scenario, it's one less thing I have to shop for for the next several months.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Farmer Vincent at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (Tnijr)
Can you clarify the question?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (bDqIh)
Oh ghee, a butter pun.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
Can you clarify the question?
Posted by: Lizzy at March
Oh, ghee...
Posted by: Sri Mikloshawarmarama at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (hYcqw)
Local supermarket had a pallet of TP set up by the checkout, but I was just came in to buy coffee on sale. As I was walking out I thought to myself, you fool, what were you thinking, you may never see toilet paper again in your life time!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (BiNEL)
Can you clarify the question?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM (bDqIh)
ghee whiz that was clever.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (n13/j)
I have always liked them on girls, but a naughty librarian pair is great
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM
If I know I'm being watched, I like to "absentmindedly" take them off & bite on one end.
The glasses, I mean.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (35l25)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
LOL, you wish.
I am no AtC, unfortunately. And the general AoSHQ demographic, being colorless*, will probably not appreciate my main asset.
*I am assuming the opposite of POC is colorless person.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (9hauA)
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Big Anus at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Miklos Global Dubious Enterprises (Wuhan) Pty. at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
I am as predictable as the tides. The word 'rack' made me stop scanning the comments.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (q1Pj5)
But, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
it will make my batter bitter.
So she bought some better butter,
better than the bitter butter,
and it made her bitter butter better.
You have no idea how fast I can say that. My grandsons love it.
Posted by: Wenda at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (QyhEs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)
I thought Chelzee M intended to run for Congress in a Dim primary.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 12, 2020 09:33 PM (pNxlR)
It ran for the Senate in MD against Ben Cardin. Lost 80% to 5% (there were other candidates).
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
LOL, you wish.
I am no AtC, unfortunately. And the general AoSHQ demographic, being colorless*, will probably not appreciate my main asset.
*I am assuming the opposite of POC is colorless person.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (9hauA)
You put the "ass" in asset, do you? Come sit next to me...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
LOL, you wish.
I am no AtC, unfortunately. And the general AoSHQ demographic, being colorless*, will probably not appreciate my main asset.
*I am assuming the opposite of POC is colorless person.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March
so back not rack?
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (HALdu)
560 Oh ghee, a butter pun.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
~
561 Oh, ghee...
Posted by: Sri Mikloshawarmarama at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Be better Miklos...
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (BiNEL)
The glasses, I mean.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (35l25)
Go on...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (WH4v7)
Why are these testing kits not getting out there so people can be tested? I hear red tape.. mkay... that's a problem that could be solved by Trump like yesterday. (I'm not blaming Trump). This is ridiculous. Someone intentionally mucking things up?
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
I have always liked them on girls, but a naughty librarian pair is great
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:28 PM
++++++++++++
A woman with extremely poor judgement and taste was once attracted to me. Getting a sultry look over the rim of a pair of well-sized glasses has a certain appeal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
YES!!!
Oh, glasses.
Posted by: Miklos with desire for research in Libraries of Former Soviet Unionin at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)
would have gone for it in droves. The TP mania is going to make for some
interesting study later on down the road.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (hYcqw)
I cannot figure out why people think that the world will run out of toilet paper. Do people really think they will be not able to leave their homes because corornavirus dive bombers will be shrieking out of the sky to drop the virus on them?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (Icz4p)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
I cannot lie.
I like big butts.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (WH4v7)
The Bostons are best.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (hYcqw)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (MmFTx)
Go on.
Posted by: Vincent Hannah at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (Wm5SB)
KINK-ee!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March
Technically, I think the style book calls for the use of PONC (Person of No Color).
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)
Confirmed.
https://youtu.be/KtZKVo-aAJw
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (t+qrx)
I like big butts.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (WH4v7)
kbdabear's Al Pacino Approved Tuesdays are expanding my appreciation of said formations
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Miklos...Ancient Slavonaut Survey says YES at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:39 PM (BiNEL)
This is probably what's happening. People hear there's a run on TP for whatever mysterious reason and don't want to be caught TP-less.
I did some grocery shopping where I stocked up a little bit about a week and a half ago to protect myself from other people's panic.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (9hauA)
Sir Mix A Lot performs with the Seattle Symphony and asks a couple of ladies in the audience to come up on stage...you won't believe what happens next:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w59e20ijOpE
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (WH4v7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
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They are out there now, and have been for a little while. It was red tape (FDA regulations), Trump did clean it up (he or Pence - I am not sure who made the recommendation) axed those regs and opened non-CDC distribution and labs to engage in and coordinate testing.
Beware the lying, enemy, fake news, progda press. The CDC is doing very little testing because they're basically incompetent. Gross testing, though, is way up and private labs are not facing testing shortages. The CDC itself is not doing much, but in aggregate test capacity is present and testing is occurring.
It was - and is - the CDC that fouled it up. Trump did ax through the red tape to allow others to get it done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (hYcqw)
there was an effort to make ice flat track part of the Winter XGames but I think it fizzled out
too bad cuz it was a perfect fit
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (iTXRQ)
I like big butts.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (WH4v7)
kbdabear's Al Pacino Approved Tuesdays are expanding my appreciation of said formations
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (q1Pj5)
Not the only thing they expand...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:45 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
You betcha
Posted by: "Chuck" Schumer at March 12, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Along with medicine and other healthcare consumables.
This is a big problem which Trump identified years ago and recently in Jan made a bigger deal out of it and told Manufacturers to find alternate sources of supply.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2020 09:45 PM (Xd2lP)
Her- I went shopping again today to stock up, just in case.
Me- We're not in that big of a town, we never had to worry about runs on anything, there is always enough for the town.
Her- Yeah? Did you think about the people in the neighboring towns that will probably come here and loot the stores after ransacking theirs because its stupid out there.
Me- thats why I married you. (patting her head)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2020 09:45 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2020 09:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:35 PM (hYcqw)
Been exchanging texts with a friend back in Alberta. The bumwad panic has struck in Calgary, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:45 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (Icz4p)
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The best theory I have seen is that people thought TP was made in China because everything else is. There was concern that with China basically offline or restricted, that there would be shortages and so they went and bought up store supplies. Which looked like a shortage. Which triggered more buying. Which created real shortages. Which triggered more manic demand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (HALdu)
"Apple confirms all 42 of its stores in mainland China will have re-opened as of Friday local time,"reports Gurman.
And now, Episode 1 of "The Collapse of the Narrative."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:36 PM (JCrfD)
Is this the end of the beginning or the beginning of the end?
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (YxML+)
That sounds like a great story, he seems like a genuinely nice, fun guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM
[i/]
IIRC, good kisser too
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (35l25)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (35l25)
When the whole world is shutting down and risking extreme economic damage, closing businesses and schools, is there something we don't know here. They didn't do this for Sars or Mers or any other viruses in the past. I mean most of the Countries are either way over reacting or is there something we don't know about.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)
Confirmed.
https://youtu.be/KtZKVo-aAJw
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (t+qrx)
I know damn well what this is. Not gonna look, no sirree.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:47 PM (hdBIW)
When the whole world is shutting down and risking extreme economic damage, closing businesses and schools, is there something we don't know here. They didn't do this for Sars or Mers or any other viruses in the past. I mean most of the Countries are either way over reacting or is there something we don't know about.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (KSBDE)
Such as ?
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (HALdu)
++++++++++++++
Pretty important if you find out if you have a nasty cold or if it's Wuhan Coronavirus with its wider implications.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:47 PM (hYcqw)
Never the skeptic when he thinks he's on the self-subscribed side of lowly low lives out in fly over country who NEED Tucker's giant Trinity College brain to help them get thru the everyday wickets of life - he never asks these "medical" experts the obvious - why they are so certain everyone will contract the disease and likely have severe or deadly consequences?
That's because its basically the layman's lottery math that these knuckleheads use to scare you - "hey, ya nevah know!" - yes, you do know. You're not going to win the lottery and you're not going to die of coronavirus - because of a hard subject that political majors at Trinity don't study much - statistics. Its nearly impossible at the current spread rate of this virus in the US to wind up getting it - at least right now - certainly not dying - and its not spreading among known cases at any where daily rate of the H1N1 rate that never even entered a grey cell in Tucker's head ten years ago. He needs to discuss "optics" of politics more which seems more his forte, honestly - not math - that subject is for everyone else.
Posted by: Boswell at March 12, 2020 09:47 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
If you come to the NoVaMoMe and she does too you will see how purty she is.
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 09:47 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (35l25)
Women's beach volleyball has been canceled.
Looks like pretty much every college sport till the end of June.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:45 PM (n13/j)
Be butter.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)
https://youtu.be/KtZKVo-aAJw
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:43 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++++
That's ... terrifying
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (iTXRQ)
That sounds like a great story, he seems like a genuinely nice, fun guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM
[i/]
IIRC, good kisser too
Posted by: Shopgirl #Patric
Was this in Lake Stevens or LA?
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (WH4v7)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Shopgirl
We don't put girls in the barrel.
Fuck yes we do.
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (Qf83p)
That sounds like a great story, he seems like a genuinely nice, fun guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:38 PM
[i/]
IIRC, good kisser too
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (35l25)
Ooooh. Do tell.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Many years ago a drunken woman puked in my glove compartment. She didn't mention my eyes.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (WH4v7)
I got a really shitty email from the woman who's home I've protected and paid for for the last several years.
God is good.
We are fine.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (PkVlr)
*I am assuming the opposite of POC is colorless person.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:40 PM (9hauA)
Don't hide your light under a bushel, Chique. You linked us to a picture of yourself once. You are a stone hottie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (HALdu)
++++++++++++++
Pretty important if you find out if you have a nasty cold or if it's Wuhan Coronavirus with its wider implications.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March
meh, 80 percent or more are going to b a asmyptomatic, so they would have the virus but no symptoms.
if you have the virus and the symptoms there is nothing special they are going to do.
what is the difference between having a severe flu or covid19 as far as what they are going to do for an 80 year old?
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (HALdu)
****
It's a bad idea that went viral.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Miklos, with the one good ear at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq)
633 Me, distracted: totally fucking useles. Ta for not putting me into the barrel.
Posted by: Shopgirl
We don't put girls in the barrel.
Fuck yes we do.
Posted by: eleven
Why do you think I put a hole in the side of the barrel?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (WH4v7)
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMySuperbowlMVP at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (35l25)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (hGQhM)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (HALdu)
If you have no standardized occurrence data relative to infected, non-infected, recovered, relapsed, any prognostications you make about an epidemic are basically as useful as blowing smoke!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (9hauA)
Now, now, now ... everybody knows if you listen to KISS, don't tell ...
Posted by: Adriane the Quaint Customs Critic ... at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (YxML+)
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Depends on whether you plan on buying a newly made iPhone, complete with COVID-19.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (/669Q)
So would I. Those people are crazy. That's the world's most dangerous motorsport.
What's fun is to watch the sidecars.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:48 PM (iTXRQ)
You missed a step in between.
Crazy people are clearing the shelves of TP for no reason.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)
I raced motocross in my teens. I always wanted to try that ice racing thing when I was younger. Yeah, crazy, but damn it looked fun. Not crazy about the langolier tires, but it has to be a rush.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (9Om/r)
Apparently the rector at Tucker's church got it and he is (was?) really sick. I am guessing this is contributing to his concern: he's seen what can happen.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (bDqIh)
1. The Xi dictatorship hid this thing for almost three months.
2. When the places with competent medical authorities knew what to look for, transmission rates flattened.
3. The South Koreans have apparently found a pretty good treatment regime.
4. Yes, there is now overreaction in the US because that three-month hidden initiation removed some of the incremental response rungs.
5. The Democrats can all just go to hell.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Millenial Chick, Unprotected at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
LOL I loved the Mixalot video, so much fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:49 PM (bCLt0)
she should have learned about windows.
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (miJU3)
Can somebody send me a copy?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (bCLt0)
I mentioned this site a few hours ago: worldometers.info/coronavirus
I checked the numbers again. Since this afternoon the number of reported cases worldwide increased by 352. Deaths increased by 4. Recovery cases increased by 244.
At this rate we'll all be dead from this in a couple of centuries.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Icz4p)
Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU)
They do motorcycle ice racing near Fairview in northern Alberta. Fairview College has a motorcycle tech program.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: Thrawn at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Ta69/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (miJU3)
AOP, I had the pleasure of once meeting Chique, and you are correct!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Quint at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (HALdu)
++++++++++++++
Pretty important if you find out if you have a nasty cold or if it's Wuhan Coronavirus with its wider implications.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:47 PM (hYcqw)
Unless there's a cure, does it really make a difference? Wouldn't you just stay home and rest or, if it gets really bad, go to the dr, regardless of which it is?
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (HALdu)
If you have no standardized occurrence data relative to infected, non-infected, recovered, relapsed, any prognostications you make about an epidemic are basically as useful as blowing smoke!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March
right, but other than using it to quarantine it is not going to do anything.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)
Never the skeptic when he thinks he's on the self-subscribed side of lowly low lives out in fly over country who NEED Tucker's giant Trinity College brain to help them get thru the everyday wickets of life - he never asks these "medical" experts the obvious - why they are so certain everyone will contract the disease and likely have severe or deadly consequences?
The survivors will have a lot repopulating to do.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 09:47 PM (ZfRYq
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Can confirm.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Lined with rabbit fur.
*winks*
Posted by: Miklos, Man of the World at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 09:50 PM (miJU3)
That was over 10 years ago (gasp!), but thanks!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (9hauA)
Unless there's a cure, does it really make a difference? Wouldn't you just stay home and rest or, if it gets really bad, go to the dr, regardless of which it is?
Posted by: LASue at March
that is what my thought is
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LASue at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (YxML+)
++++++++
Horthgar mentioned it upthread. You need to have data to extrapolate things like contagiousness, spread, etc. or there's no way to accurately quantify what's going on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (hYcqw)
the best explanation is that they googled "emergency supplies" and bought everything on the list.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: no good deed at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (MmFTx)
The texter said that Washington state is in preparation to be shut down at the border by the National Guard.
I tend to believe this because I know for sure that this person knows the head of the WA National Guard, and has so for years.
I hesitated before I typed this, but I want to put it out there for fellow morons.
He was told to expect a total run on everything.
Cannot confirm, this text happened about 5 minutes ago. We shall soon see.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (sy5kK)
There's your reason.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (bCLt0)
LOL I loved the Mixalot video, so much fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)
Your pun skills are margarinal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
I call that a Slow Thread.
Posted by: Miklos, seen more and better at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
Maybe some kind of draw lots system?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)
We're talking about chique, aren't we.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
Dan Bongino just called Geraldo a bullshit artist on live tv.
That's gonna cause a problem for Dan.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (FVrDO)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)
You . . . Um . . . No Otters?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (9hauA)
Mmm- hmmm.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March
sure, but it does not make anything more effective. by the time we have enough info from testing kits the thing may be over.
the Koreans have tested 140,000, useful info but not much more.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
Apparently, Iran is depopulating. Burial pits size of football field, per internet article ...
Posted by: Adriane the Quaint Customs Critic ... at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: jsg at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (fuBLj)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (/669Q)
We're talking about chique, aren't we.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
We can dig it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
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We are. She's lovely.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (/669Q)
Woawww...
Dan Bongino just called Geraldo a bullshit artist on live tv.
That's gonna cause a problem for Dan.
Nah, Whorealdo is a known pussy.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (5Tbnt)
That said, who runs education? That's right insane democrats and who is it wants Trump to fail and put the country in flames? Right again, democrats.
So they've decided to make people hurt over this and panic everyone. Just like they did with government closures and they locked things up they didn't have to to force the GOP to pass the bills.
This is going to eventually end in outright warfare because people are getting more and more aware of who is doing this and there is no legal way anymore to fight them.
We are being left with violence as the only way to effect change. They refuse to discuss/compromise act sane so they will get want they are demanding.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (Xd2lP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
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We are. She's lovely.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (/669Q)
Alas, I am sworn to AtC.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (bCLt0)
I'm not sure. Just seems weird that they didn't do this for other viruses. The economies of many countries are going to suffer bigly. One would reason that if they are going to this extreme, it must be a pretty big deal.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: cancelled European Soccer Matches at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)
data to extrapolate things like contagiousness, spread, etc. or there's
no way to accurately quantify what's going on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (hYcqw)
Just like Global Warmening / Climate Change / Climate Disruption
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (q1Pj5)
My 2 cents.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (9hauA)
Are the testing kits made in China?? Just wondering.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (bCLt0)
Me test you long time.
Posted by: Chinese Tests R Us at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (5Tbnt)
+++++++++++
Geraldo is a senior guy at Fox. Bongino is a junior occasional guy at Fox. It might hurt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: brak at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:53 PM (hYcqw)
Yes, there are a lot of quantified unknowns, and more data (in competent hands) is always better.
However, more data in the hands of TOP.MEN is invariably useless!
Posted by: MSM Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (bCLt0)
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That's okay. I've met her also and she's lovely too.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (JCrfD)
My 2 cents.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (9hauA)
Oh sure, flaunt your logic!!
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (bCLt0)
You test fowah howah, you go now!
Posted by: Wuhan Test Kit Ltd. at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (BiNEL)
Only if you use Imperial measurement.
...
Work with me here, I suck at this
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (KZzsI)
The survivors will have a lot repopulating to do.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
Maybe some kind of draw lots system?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (q1Pj5)
I have a Dr. Strangelove on the phone....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (Icz4p)
this is so stupid
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
We can dig it.
Posted by: Insomniac
Are we talking Sweet Patooty territory?
No Sweet Bippies, please.
Posted by: Rowan and Miklos' Laugh-In at March 12, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 12, 2020 09:59 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (/669Q)
Can testify to the awesomeness of our Empress.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 09:59 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (FIrEF)
+++++++++
When the virus takes out the electrical grid, they'll be laughing all the way to the toilet as they drink their bottled water.
I suppose. That is exceedingly unlikely. A lot of shit will fail before power. Power is the key to civilization as it exists today. It's an "at all costs" kind of thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 12, 2020 09:59 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2020 09:59 PM (ZfRYq)
Assume global supply chains are disrupted for 1 year.
What mission critical parts, spares, stuff do you need to keep going. America has gas, food, water, we can distro that.
Need 12 oz of Molybdenum? Better get it now.
Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (qoWmc)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (8ccBG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I Can't Believe He's Not a Punner
Posted by: Miklos, minimum 60% by weight at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (ONvIw)
this is so stupid
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (iTXRQ)
I've been using the WaPo for years.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (2N7oZ)
My 2 cents.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March
I agree, however, it is not more useful that self quarantining.
If you have symptoms, or have been in contact with someone that has them self quarantine.
If you do not self quarantine and wander around for a day or so after getting tested.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (FIrEF)
And you ask why they buy bottled water.
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (9PpCN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
You butter work on them.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (Xd2lP)
Posted by: brak at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (cG+eD)
Well if you somehow get stuck in a lockdown zone, aren't you gonna wish you had that stuff?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (hdBIW)
Mr. Kelly is not apologizing. He's trolling.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (t5m5e)
He doesn't even register on the pecking order anymore.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 09:58 PM (JCrfD)
Donna Brazile did yell at the RNC chairwoman and tell her to go to hell the other day, so...
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (9hauA)
I think there is an implied, and unwritten, condition that all 'ettes are delightful lovely creatures!
It has certainly been true for all of them I have met!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)
mea culpa!
Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (kp2/M)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (G546f)
No Sweet Bippies, please.
"She's our schmoopie"
--Seinfeld
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 12, 2020 09:56 PM (KSBDE)
sounds like it is more contagious than others, population density matters
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: blaster
He should claim credit for it though.
Posted by: Miklosian Trolling Consultants, S.r.o.o. at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Apparently I am a Bad Bad Person for pointing out that so far COVID-19 has claimed about 4300 lives, and that is a pretty weak pandemic relatively speaking considering a world population of around 7.8 billion people.
Of course it could be that China has under-represented it's mortality rate, and Italy is having it bad right now (about 1/4 of the total deaths are in Italy), but compared to the Black Plague and the 1918 Spanish Flu these are weak numbers.
Which of course means it can always get worse.
So WASH YER DAMN HANDS!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (ZXnzo)
Serious question for the horde:
When the whole world is shutting down and risking extreme economic
damage, closing businesses and schools, is there something we don't know
here. They didn't do this for Sars or Mers or any other viruses in the
past. I mean most of the Countries are either way over reacting or is
there something we don't know about.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 12, 2020 09:46 PM (KSBDE)
The first reported case was a couple of miles from the ChiCom's bio-weapons lab, at a market where it is said workers from that lab would sometimes sell research animals for a little extra cash.
Add to that the insane Freak Out by the Chinese government quarantining entire cities of millions and you have plenty of fodder for paranoia.
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: barrel otters at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (ONvIw)
Legumes are an Anti Viral?? The things I learn here!
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (bCLt0)
well, the human race is becoming stupider over time, and this is what we do now
whatever happens = the sky is falling
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ONT, Hot For Teacher at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 12, 2020 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
We can dig it.
Posted by: Insomniac
Are we talking Sweet Patooty territory?
No Sweet Bippies, please.
Posted by: Rowan and Miklos' Laugh-In at March 12, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)
You bet!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
I went to the grocer today and I kid you not, I literally got the last 4pack of buttwipe on the shelf.
this is so stupid
Posted by: DB
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The insanity has reached my area.
Picked up my glasses at Costco and the greeter at the Entrance was calling out "No toilet paper, no hand sanitizer!" Half the people who were approaching turned around.
Just went to a supermarket because I HATE SHOPPING and I do need some food. The place was mobbed with people whose carts were loaded up like Santa's sleigh. I got three packs of gnocchi and bugged out at the self-service.
Went to another store where I like to get fresh blueberries. The shelves looked like Venezuela. I bugged out, no purchase.
Insanity.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2020 09:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
On it.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Hmmmm at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (8ccBG)
Or identify transmission mechanisms
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Parkay at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (Tnijr)
I agree, however, it is not more useful that self quarantining.
If you have symptoms, or have been in contact with someone that has them self quarantine.
If you do not self quarantine and wander around for a day or so after getting tested.
Posted by: not so at March 12, 2020 10:00 PM (HALdu)
Definitely, self quarantining is the way to go.but we do need tests to identify those who have the virus and then inform those they have come in contact with.
Speaking of self quarantining,Ted Cruz's recent podcast topic was about his self quarantine. Haven't listened yet.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (G546f)
ONT. Never been there. " There Be Dragons", I have heard.
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (bCLt0)
It has certainly been true for all of them I have met!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)
It is known.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)
And the American population, especially urban dwellers, are pretty dense.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2020 10:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: brak at March 12, 2020 09:57 PM (cG+eD)
I could see getting enough bottled water and shelf-stable food to last for a couple of weeks to a month, just in case the normal stream of trucks to the supermarkets gets interrupted. But don't rush in and buy it all at once. Just do your normal shopping, but double or triple up on some of the prepper items.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2020 10:04 PM (miJU3)
Add to that the insane Freak Out by the Chinese government quarantining entire cities of millions and you have plenty of fodder for paranoia.
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (l3+k2)
A building associated with the bio lab was only 918 feet from the market.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 10:04 PM (hdBIW)
The texter said that Washington state is in preparation to be shut down at the border by the National Guard.
I tend to believe this because I know for sure that this person knows the head of the WA National Guard, and has so for years.
I hesitated before I typed this, but I want to put it out there for fellow morons.
He was told to expect a total run on everything.
Cannot confirm, this text happened about 5 minutes ago. We shall soon see.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I would call bs on this dawg man but considering the fact that Inslee is a complete moron and a pile of dog sh** seems almost plausible. Was planning on hitting the store in DeerPark to pick up some bulk 9mm. Hope everyone focuses on the tp and not the ammo. How to create a crisis in 5 easy steps.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..definitely sitting up and paying attention at March 12, 2020 10:04 PM (fKIHW)
Posted by: Henry "Miklos" Gibson, milking the butter thing for all it's Mrs. Butterworth at March 12, 2020 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (iTXRQ)
quarantines work to stop contagion
Posted by: runner, buy Lysol. at March 12, 2020 10:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 12, 2020 10:05 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 12, 2020 09:51 PM (HaL55)
Do they have pintle mounted MG-42s?
Posted by: Fox2! at March 12, 2020 10:05 PM (qyH+l)
The insanity has reached my area.
Picked up my glasses at Costco and the greeter at the Entrance was calling out "No toilet paper, no hand sanitizer!" Half the people who were approaching turned around.
Just went to a supermarket because I HATE SHOPPING and I do need some food. The place was mobbed with people whose carts were loaded up like Santa's sleigh. I got three packs of gnocchi and bugged out at the self-service.
Went to another store where I like to get fresh blueberries. The shelves looked like Venezuela. I bugged out, no purchase.
Insanity.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (G51Gf)
Where you live? Sounds as bad as a snowfall in Atlanta Day!
Posted by: tubal at March 12, 2020 10:05 PM (bCLt0)
"...a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills.
"With the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present Gross National Product within say, twenty years."
--Dr Strangelove
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 10:05 PM (KZzsI)
all the chicken was gone, few canned goods. Has anyone mentioned the
power grid failing in Italy or Korea?
Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 10:02 PM (ONvIw)
Are you at a 7-11? I got two ribeyes, bacon, potatoes, and sour cream just a couple hours ago.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at March 12, 2020 10:05 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 10:06 PM (BiNEL)
It has certainly been true for all of them I have met!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 12, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)
It is known.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 12, 2020 10:03 PM (ZXnzo)
And yet none of them want a free weekend of booze and lodging with me, so what good is it???
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 12, 2020 10:06 PM (hdBIW)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 12, 2020 10:06 PM (WH4v7)
I am almost certain that state governments cannot do this.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2020 10:06 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 12, 2020 09:42 PM (2B9A/)
American of Pallor
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2020 10:06 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Agent Johnson. No, the other one at March 12, 2020 10:06 PM (fuBLj)
Posted by: Miklos, CNN Expert at March 12, 2020 10:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 12, 2020 10:07 PM (iTXRQ)
Well back when the last virus killed like 17,000 people, Obama was in office and it was necessary to bury the news to protect the Dear Leader. Now that it is an evil UnDemocrat, it is necessary to overstate in an attempt to panic and damage the hated Bad Orange Man
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 12, 2020 10:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 12, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)
Eh, we're rethinking the whole test thingy we've been doing.
Posted by: CDC at March 12, 2020 10:08 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Kindltot
Sorry.
AOP is Canadian.
Prolly trademarked under some obscure provision of Inuit Law.
Posted by: Miklos, IP guy at March 12, 2020 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, that IP guy at March 12, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CN at March 12, 2020 10:10 PM (ONvIw)
Lots of SciFi stories about this sort of thing. Can bring a modern civilization down quite quickly as we can see. Especially with panic and stupidity.
Best thing is if you can stay clean, get isolated, wait it out.
Eventually the weather will heat up and that should put paid to the majority of cases and spread. Until then think!
There have been worse epidemics that did not have this much panic. That's because there is more communication AND the media is hyping it to hurt Trump by hurting the country.
They will try to hype this into the summer but it won't work.
They will add all sorts of crap to the funding bills so Trump has to choose to allow their crap to keep people safe.
Just keep everyone advised who is really responsible for the idiocy.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2020 10:13 PM (Xd2lP)
So mass testing is out, we are going to plan b which is mitigation--by cancelling mass events across the border, removing places like Disneyland/World that are destination spots for travel, we are trying to stretch out when the exponential growth will be by social distancing, etc.
It is a critical issue to folks above sixty and those with impaired health such as heart conditions etc. to keep the health system from overloading and give time to get to next fall where we may face this again.
It is not the flu.
A) no one has natural resistance to this--it is new and thus no herd immunity to stop the spread, unlike flu. Flu, herd resistance slows the spread.
B) There is no vaccine for it and unlikely to be one before fall. This sucker is mutating which makes it difficult, like the common cold to have a vaccine worth producing that is effective. There is a vaccine for flu that will reduce the impact.
C) We have no proven antivirals for this and have scant time to research it. We do have antivirals for sensitive flu patients.
D) Wuflu gives unfortunates a bad viral pneumonia infection which is proving deadly for elderly patients and compromised health systems. It is also killing health care workers and making them sick because of huge viral loads that they deal with. Regular flu, if it does create pneumonia, it is typically bacterial for which antibiotics and pneumonia shots give some protection.
The dose makes the poison and older people have more ace2 receptors for the spikes of the coronavirus to latch onto to replicate and thus have more favorable conditions to massive viral loads that the immune system in the respiratory system shuts down--the killer is Acute Respiratory Distress (ARD) from the virus.
There is some quibbling about the R0 which roughly speaking corresponds with how many people that each infected person passes the disease on to. The growth is exponential and what we are trying to do is stop geographic spread caused by internal and external travel, slow down the infection rate so that health systems can keep up, and hope for heat and humidity to affect it like similar viruses such as flu and colds.
Think of COV19 as a forest fire that can spin on a dime with changing vectors and head in any direction. Shutting down mass gatherings and spots and eliminating reasons for internal travel are designed as firebreaks to slow the fire down until mother nature helps out.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2020 10:19 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 12, 2020 10:19 PM (KSBDE)
Most of the caselaw is old as are the laws dating from before medicine advanced but you'd be shocked what they can do.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2020 10:22 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at March 12, 2020 10:33 PM (kp2/M)
And I'm a UConn women's basketball season ticket holder. Seriously, you SJW infected idiots - grow up.
Posted by: deadrody at March 12, 2020 11:46 PM (V9901)
Posted by: SF Jeff at March 13, 2020 01:11 AM (kJqpv)
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More specifically, I'm pretty sure he was referencing a specific clip from a recent Tennessee game.
Posted by: Abby Normal at March 13, 2020 02:31 AM (zLLOw)
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 13, 2020 08:41 AM (hrHLc)
Posted by: physics geek at March 13, 2020 09:07 AM (huQJB)
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