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Swine flu was very hurtful.
Posted by: Pig at March 10, 2020 11:59 AM (vkS2Z) 2
Let's call it MSMvirus. They hype it more than China does.
Posted by: henry at March 10, 2020 11:59 AM (JMDly) Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 11:59 AM (6XlcD) 4
black plague
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:00 PM (0O7c5) 5
I guess we need to change the name of the Spanish Flu to the Democrat Woodrow Wilson Lied Us Into War And Unleashed A Pandemic That Killed 85 Million People Flu
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 12:00 PM (nFwvY) 6
Current infection rate, per the JH site: about 2.5 per million people.
I'm sure it will grow, but right now we are looking at a VERY low incidence. BTW, in China they got over one hundred thousand cases! Yeah... out of over ONE BILLION people. You are being manipulated, gang. Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 12:01 PM (uOe/W) 7
In the grand tradition of the pimp hand, I'd like to give some of these idiots the Wuhan.
Posted by: TheHoser at March 10, 2020 12:02 PM (IDjUx) 8
Can I haz zombies now? I watched all of the Walking Dead!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Vy7tf) Posted by: MSDNC at March 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Qf83p) 10
5 I guess we need to change the name of the Spanish Flu to the Democrat Woodrow Wilson Lied Us Into War And Unleashed A Pandemic That Killed 85 Million People Flu
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 12:00 PM (nFwvY) ========= Rolls off the tongue. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:02 PM (zZbCU) 11
Terp Tern?
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:02 PM (Qf83p) 12
ermergerd
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:03 PM (Qf83p) 13
It'll always be kung flu to me
Posted by: brak at March 10, 2020 12:03 PM (1xgVC) 14
Bloody hell. There's rats in the biscuit barrels again.
Posted by: Lord Nelson at March 10, 2020 12:03 PM (N1oNg) Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 12:03 PM (+0uDE) 16
Lyme disease -- Lyme, CT
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (bDqIh) 17
So Chink flu
I apologize Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 11:59 AM (6XlcD) I'm still partial to Kung Flu. Posted by: SturmToddler at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (8D42x) 18
Michael Malice nailed this.
Chris Hayes is a mid-wit poseur. Mediocre mind pretending to be professorial. He went to college and now he's imitating the profs, but he doesn't have the chops. It's pseudointellectual cosplay. Glasses, studious look, I'm surprised there's no herringbone jacket with patches. Not that a lot of chops are even required anymore to get tenure. Posted by: James OBrien at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (9OJui) 19
The feverish glee of the lefties hoping with all of their might that Trump comes down with Corona Virus is revolting. But let's say he does get it and...RECOVERS. Then what are the petty guttersnipes going to do?
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (vkS2Z) 20
Between drug-related deaths and homicides, about 53,000 Americans will be dead from one or the other by December 31st. Throw in in about 38,000 traffic deaths if you like, but will the Wuhan Flu even get close? No. We're willing to overthrow what remains of the Republic for the out-and-out power mad greed of the Acela Corridorians and their financial backers because of what will be the yellowest journalism in the long, sordid history of yellow journalism. Disgusting. And so very scientific.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (I+uRD) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (ifmtJ) Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (TQ/zJ) 23
Joe Biden screams at Michigan voter. "You're full of sh-t."
https://www.mrctv.org/blog/ watch-biden-gets-yelling-match-michigan-auto-worker-over-guns Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (HXJlu) 24
Kung Flu.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (T0djb) 25
Fcuk Lou Gehrig's disease, in particular.
Posted by: not really Lou Gehrig at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (P1f+c) 26
How about Slant Eye Syndrome?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (Qf83p) 28
But, yes, I've been calling it the Wuhan flu specifically since it became 'racisssss' to do so.
Fuck all these fearmongers and liars. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (ifmtJ) Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (AXS9h) 30
Of course nobody asked Bernie about healthcare for illegals combined with open borders. Hmm, what would that do in this situation? Any of 6 billion people on earth with healthcare that isn't comparable to ours are encouraged to get here by any means possible so we can treat them. That should do wonders for our ICU beds usage/capacity.
Yeah, we don't care if you're sick, we've got 1,154 people ahead of you. We can fit you in the first week of April. Try to keep breathing until then. Hey, anybody speak Belarusian? Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (Wm5SB) 31
28 But, yes, I've been calling it the Wuhan flu specifically since it became 'racisssss' to do so.
Fuck all these fearmongers and liars. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (ifmtJ) ========== *looks for fainting couch* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (zZbCU) 32
"Wuhan Virus" is "Astonishingly Gross" and "Racist," Declare Chris Hayes and Another MSNBC Sitzpitzler
I think the word you want is 'Sitzpinkler'. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (2cwOe) 33
Joe is sundowning again, this time getting into an argument with a factory worker over AR-14's, whatever that is. I can't say for sure but Joe may have challenged him to a push up contest or called him a Damned Liar or whatever he does these days. (via Sean Davis)
https://tinyurl.com/r2xw9ox Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2020 11:28 AM (LISuA) Let me try this one more time: if Trump's people are on the ball, they'll cut an ad blitz showing MFM talking heads complaining about Trump being a bully and intercut with Gropey Joe insulting people. TALKING HEAD: "Trump lowers our standards of discourse!" GROPEY JOE: "You're fat, buddy! Why don't you do some pushups?" TALKING HEAD: "Trump seems to take special pleasure in mocking people!" GROPEY JOE: "Don't be a horse's ass, pal!" and so on. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (Ki5SV) 34
Correction: that "over 100,000 cases?" Yeah, that's GLOBAL.
China is reporting 81,000 cases. Out of 1,400,000,000 people You do the math. Let's say that China is under-reporting by 100%. 200% FIVE HUNDRED PERCENT, and they are actually at over HALF A MILLION... Against 1.4 Billion. Enough Posted by: RobM1981 at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (uOe/W) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (Qf83p) 36
I used to live a few miles from Lyme, CT. Really put a downer on things.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (xfb67) 37
Is it still okay to call the 1918 flu pandemic the "Spanish Flu?" Spain is full of white people, so that's okay, right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (I2dne) 38
PENDEJOS!
Posted by: Spanish flu at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (RD7QR) 39
Maybe a follow-up question for Bernie: Would there be any situation in which you would close the border?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh) 40
Joe Biden screams at Michigan voter. "You're full of sh-t."
https://www.mrctv.org/blog/ watch-biden-gets-yelling-match-michigan-auto-worker-over-guns Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo Find his button. Push it. Repeatedly. Like a Moron hitting F5. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (T0djb) 41
I'm a super spreader.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: brak at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (1xgVC) 43
Notice the tweet by Chris Hayes is responding to a tweet about sick people who are hospitalized.
And his only reaction is about the name of the virus. Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (AXS9h) 44
I always call it Wuhan Coronavirus, that's what it is. And why soft pedal the bat soup, wet markets, and general backward behavior. I can't believe some companies want to send meat to China for processing. Those are the people we are really protecting, will you buy meat "processed in China"?
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (ONvIw) 45
I hate to let the cat out of the bag, but imposing widespread bans on movement and public events after the virus has clearly entered the general population is about as effective as closing the barn door after the toothpaste is out of the tube. That ship has sailed the genie right out of the bottle!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (m45I2) Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (8FtR3) 47
Moo Shu Flu?
Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (gmo/4) 48
Xi Jinping's Action Kung Flu.
Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (UnA8+) 49
Like I said here before, I put forward the name Coolie Cough but it didn't take off.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (j3npP) 50
My favorite is still the Kung Fu Flu
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (6XlcD) 51
Don't panic, everyone! Wuhan Virus has been cancelled by the Woke to save us all!!!
https://twitter.com/sentientist/status/ 1236495351785246720 Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (TQ/zJ) 52
Fuck you Libtards!!
It is the Chicomm Virus!! As for Bolshevik Bernie: eat shit and die like Castro and Mao. Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (M7snF) 53
So, Joe told a worker in Detroit 'you are full of shit' in an argument over Joe wanting to be a gun grabber...woo boy. way to go winning over voters, Joe.
Posted by: IC at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (a0IVu) 54
Sanders is asked how he would stop the spread of a pandemic. His answer was "President Trump is a racist." Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (rIEGA) 55
Fine. Let's just call it Yellow AIDS
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (8FtR3) 56
Ahem! In China, it is pronounced "fru".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (xfb67) 57
I hate to let the cat out of the bag, but imposing widespread bans on movement and public events after the virus has clearly entered the general population is about as effective as closing the barn door after the toothpaste is out of the tube. That ship has sailed the genie right out of the bottle!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (m45I2) +++++++++++ And at the end of the day when we're down to the brass tacks, we can simply take it for granted that we've painted ourselves into a corner? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (I2dne) 58
John Noonan has the drop the mike response. Awesome.
Posted by: No one at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (4/5px) 59
Celestial Flu?
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (8FtR3) 60
How long can the media generate hysteria?
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (KNsKs) 61
Everybody was kung flu fighting...
That bug spread fast as lightning.... Posted by: brak Everybody was kung flu fighting... Those cats were sick and frightening... Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (T0djb) Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (X/Pw5) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (rIEGA) 64
sidebar: Charleston Chews are right up there with Circus Peanuts and Candy Corn in the WHY? category of horrible "treats" if the word "treats" were imagined by Satan himself.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (KxVoZ) Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (CLteG) 66
I referred to it as 'Kung Flu' to my doc (who is from the Philippines) during my annual physical last month and he told me it was probably racist as he was laughing his head off. He said he hadn't heard that before and he would be telling it to his wife when he got home that evening.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (2cwOe) Posted by: dj3waY at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (bhPL1) 68
Even mentioning "Wuhan" is now racist. Terrible things happen immediately.
Posted by: Lord Voldemort at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (LISuA) 69
Whatever it was it's now a leftist engineered memetic virus created to target LIVs in order to harm orangemanbad and his deplorables. It's primary vector is journalism.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (gfcfD) 70
As every day goes by that this doesn't turn into the Trump-and Red-America-ending cataclysm that they are hoping for, their hateful rhetoric gets more insane.
My reaction kinda splits 50/50 between LOL and buy guns&ammo. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (zlgJP) Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (6XlcD) 72
17 So Chink flu
I apologize Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 11:59 AM (6XlcD) I'm still partial to Kung Flu. Posted by: SturmToddler at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (8D42x) /typing noise does not coincide with characters on the screen Yes, his Wu Flu is strong! Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (Qf83p) 74
53 So, Joe told a worker in Detroit 'you are full of shit' in an argument over Joe wanting to be a gun grabber...woo boy. way to go winning over voters, Joe.
Posted by: IC at March 10, 2020 12:07 PM (a0IVu) I don't know if they still do, but at one time huge numbers of those blue collar guys in Michigan would head upstate in the fall for some serious hunting. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (j3npP) 75
23 Joe Biden screams at Michigan voter. "You're full of sh-t."
https://www.mrctv.org/blog/ watch-biden-gets-yelling-match-michigan-auto-worker-over-guns Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (HXJlu) Alzheimer's frequently leads to violent behavior. Just saying. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (RD7QR) 76
Never trust a Commie virus, mac.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (e1mEI) 77
>>> Joe Biden screams at Michigan voter. "You're full of sh-t."
https://www.mrctv.org/blog/ watch-biden-gets-yelling-match-michigan-auto-worker-over-guns Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo He also appears to have said "I will slap you...(unintelligible) face!" Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (jPtGI) Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (8FtR3) Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Joey choo-choo Biden at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (rIEGA) 82
Having watched "Chernobyl", there is nothing wrong whatsoever about being xenonphobic. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (pNxlR) 83
Everyone is making fun of the fact that Corona's stock took a big hit because of idiots associating it with this epidemic. But their marketing department is not helping matters: https://tinyurl.com/qv8b2pn Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (AzW6q) 84
If you get the Wuhan Clap then have I got great news for you. U.S. doctors say males must get a penusectomy, but Wuhan doctors say it will fall off on it's own.
Posted by: Wuhan Fake News at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (+nWCH) 85
79 The ignorance of our betters never ceases to amaze me.
They literally don't know anything. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S) =========== You're really gonna have to narrow this down. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (zZbCU) 86
I used to live a few miles from Lyme, CT. Really put a downer on things.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe I know, right? Even if someone does plant us in their garden, they probably don't call us by name anymore. Posted by: Columbine flowers at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (6XlcD) 88
I think "Cavaliers" is probably a racist name. UVa will immediately need to rebrand. Are they in the NCAA again this year? They probably want to get it done before the tournament.
Posted by: Huk Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (LISuA) 89
The latest countermeasure here in Minnesota is shutting down schools or offices for "deep cleaning." If someone that tests positive was at the school or office, time to deep clean.
I am Emphasizing Social Distance in all my interactions. I saw a factoid that was interesting. Minnesota has performed a lot of tests. Two were positive. Eighty, 80, were negative. Posted by: rd at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (+0uDE) 90
Put the Lyme in the coconut.
Posted by: The Tick at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (aKsyK) 91
AIDS all but put us out of business
Posted by: AYDS Diet Chews at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (flINI) 92
Yay! Three confirmed cases of Kung Fru in Collin County, Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (T0djb) 93
The Chinese guy at your lunch table pays for the napkins and Toilet Paper surcharge. Waitress we will all have the Bat's Nest soup and ALL YOUR FORTUNE COOKIES. " U will eat it ,round eyes" Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (5IHGB) 94
Stop the presses! Katie Couric has announced she is self-quarantining because she may have been in contact who may have Wuhan flu!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (ptqGC) 95
57 I hate to let the cat out of the bag, but imposing widespread bans on movement and public events after the virus has clearly entered the general population is about as effective as closing the barn door after the toothpaste is out of the tube. That ship has sailed the genie right out of the bottle!
No prob - we can always stuff that mushroom cloud back into the atomic bomb. Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (JXKKq) Posted by: MJ at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (gAMkn) 97
if this is racist, what are Harvard's Admissions Policies? Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (8FtR3) Smart. Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (ONvIw) 98
Bernie Sanders himself is a walking and speaking malignancy -- why isn't he quarantined? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (pNxlR) 99
Are you with me Doctor Flu ...
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (ZLI7S) 100
Watching all this nonsense on Twitter I've decided it is time to bring back dueling. We need to settle things properly and permanently. Pistols at 20 paces.
Posted by: Drc at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (vbaSG) 101
What a freaking soy boy wet noodle, limp dick, effeminate jackass Chris Hayes is.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (XN+73) 102
The ignorance of our betters never ceases to amaze me.
They literally don't know anything. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:09 PM (ZLI7S) =========== You're really gonna have to narrow this down. Posted by: TheJamesMadison Way, way down. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (T0djb) Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (8FtR3) 104
I give Joe and Bernie an 8% chance of living through it.
Posted by: x at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (nFwvY) 105
About the only upside to a Joe Biden presidency would be the non-stop humiliation whenever he opens his pudding gobbler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (b0PgQ) 106
I've been calling it the Scam Flu.
Posted by: Sooner at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (Fs5vw) 107
Dr. Wu Hoo Flu say China flu come with white or brown rice and egg roll.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (M7snF) 108
If someone punches Sundown's lights out, will twitter and YouChoad ban all videos of it?
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (y7DUB) 109
Does Chris know that if the first cases were reported in Bridgeport, CT, it would be called the 'Bridgeport Flu' and nobody would have a problem with calling it that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (2cwOe) 110
"68 Even mentioning "Wuhan" is now racist. Terrible things happen immediately.
Posted by: Lord Voldemort at March 10, 2020 12:08 PM (LISuA) " Which is right in line with the ChiCom's effort to give the whole affair the Ministry of Truth treatment. Obviously our media will take money and instructions from any enemy of America that offers. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (zlgJP) 111
101 What a freaking soy boy wet noodle, limp dick, effeminate jackass Chris Hayes is.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (XN+73) He can't even sell hot dogs right Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (ifmtJ) 112
Old Stupid Coot Biden likes to say "Here's the deal" a lot when he's about to unload some bullshit. Here's the deal...here's the deal...c'mon, man...here's the deal, c'mon, man. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (rIEGA) 113
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 12:10 PM (AzW6q)
============== Haha! Remember a couple of weeks ago there was another ad that said Corona was making a hard soda water of some kind and the ad said, "Corona is coming ashore!" or something equally ominous. Posted by: Huk Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (LISuA) Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (HaL55) 115
About the only upside to a Joe Biden presidency would be the non-stop humiliation whenever he opens his pudding gobbler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (b0PgQ) +++++++++++++ The threat of a porridge-brain administration isn't the man himself (even before he was clearly sloshing around a bunch of oatmeal in his braincase). It is that Valerie Jarrett or someone like her will be running things. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (I2dne) 116
I'm waiting for a Cracker Virus outbreak. Because that name would be cool, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC) 117
I was pretty sure I could eat 50 hard-boiled bats.
Posted by: Wuhan Luke at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (cD446) 118
"Watching all this nonsense on Twitter I've decided it is time to bring back dueling. We need to settle things properly and permanently. Pistols at 20 paces."
Fuck that. Carl Gustav at 45 meters. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (XN+73) 119
General Tso's Revenge
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (j3npP) Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (0OmEj) Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (8FtR3) 122
No snak on bat
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (RD7QR) 123
China is behind much of the forced propaganda, including the WHO and its reflective PC time spent considering a "Safe" name for the coronavirus, that would in no way tie it to the China source.
The facts of China China and only China lying about it as it spread for a couple months means it does need to be named after China. They silenced many that tried to get the truth out .. they are STILL silencing people exposing them (some don't care, they lost family to China Policy) Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 12:14 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Sum Ti Wong at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (1xgVC) 125
Seriously though, who eats flying rats, anyway? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: Tom Meagher, Smiling Irishly at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (xPJvm) 127
Three confirmed cases of Kung Fru in Collin County, Texas.
This is Big-ger! Posted by: garrett It was from a guy who traveled to Silicon Valley. Now his wife and kid has it. No shit? Same as if it was the regular flu. You go get sick from licking a stripper pole and bring it home to the wife and kid. Science! Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (T0djb) 128
Does Chris know that if the first cases were reported in Bridgeport, CT, it would be called the 'Bridgeport Flu' and nobody would have a problem with calling it that?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (2cwOe) But that's bc Bridgeport's an armpit. Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (AXS9h) 129
We have to destroy Wuhan in order to save it.
Posted by: Peter Arnett at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (PJmyj) 130
MERS -- Middle East Respiratory Syndrome
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (bDqIh) 131
You can actually see the lines on Joe's face from his facelifts. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (SUJyY) 133
I know, right? Even if someone does plant us in their garden, they probably don't call us by name anymore. Posted by: Columbine flowers There's fennel for you, and columbines Posted by: Ophelia at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (aKsyK) 134
Sundown you better take care
If I find you've been creepin' round my AR Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (ZLI7S) 135
Lyme disease -- Lyme, CT
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM --- Lyme disease sucks, trust me. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG) 136
Some virus did something.
Posted by: Old Dude at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (LGXGf) 137
Isn't Wuhan the place where China first released the covid19 virus from their labs? Calling it the Wuhan Flu seems pretty apt.
Posted by: Huk Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (LISuA) 138
Someone should ask these butthurt snowflakes who is paying them to be so protective of China.
Posted by: abbynormal at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (I849g) 139
So where are the stock market trolls today?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (6XlcD) 140
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Seriously though, who eats flying rats, anyway? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (AzW6q) None other than the esteemed culinary genius Hu Flung Dung. Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (UnA8+) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (b0PgQ) 142
What asshole eats a bat dipped ass first in their soup? They're lucking we don't call it The Mouth Breathing, Bat Ass Eating, Dum Shit, Ignorant China Man Virus.
It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. But we can find an acronym. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (XN+73) 143
Listen here Jack, in my day we didn't call it the "Wuhan Virus." We called it the Oriental Malady. Buddy of mine, went by the name Cornflake Jackson, he got it and had to spend forty days in a barnyard wrapped in tinfoil. "Pal, thats just the way it is," I said. How do I open pdf
That's Joe F quality, but for Biden. Honestly, how is twitter supposed to tell what is real and what is manipulated? Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (TQyCa) 144
>>>Time to ask Sundown Joe the same question (and get the same answer).
Clothes the border? Where would you ever get a shirt and pants that big? Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (datdl) Posted by: A Pig at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (AXS9h) 147
Dow up 400+
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (BqBId) 148
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Seriously though, who eats flying rats, anyway? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (AzW6q) ============ "It was the best way to conquer my fear from childhood." -Alternate universe Bruce Wayne Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (zZbCU) 149
>>Seriously though, who eats flying rats, anyway?
Gramps used to race pigeons. Pigeon lost twice in a row and it went into the pot. Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (8FtR3) 150
OMFG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! THIS IS TRUMP'S KATRINA! REPENT THE END IS NIGHT!
Also, please respect the virus's pronouns. Posted by: DNC Media at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl) 151
That video CBD posted on the food thread, of the Chinese guy throwing two live eels in a wok, and the poor things attempting to escape as he poured hot oil over them, pretty much freaked me out.
Wuhan flu it is. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (ptqGC) 152
43 Notice the tweet by Chris Hayes is responding to a tweet about sick people who are hospitalized. And his only reaction is about the name of the virus. Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:06 PM (AXS9h) You must remember that he is the soipussy in whose first tweet he confessed to "sobbing softly into his sweater". Pay him no mind. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (pNxlR) 153
103 >>Three confirmed cases of Kung Fru in Collin County, Texas.
This is Big-ger! Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:12 PM (8FtR3) Rich people fly a lot. It's the rich people. or the maids they smuggled in. Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (X2vir) 154
146 AR-14 is trending.
Haha Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (AXS9h) I want an AR-16 because it's one better. Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (SUJyY) 155
Someone should ask these butthurt snowflakes who is paying them to be so protective of China.
Posted by: abbynormal at March 10, 2020 12:16 PM (I849g) +++++++++++ Why bother? There is only one response, with two basic meanings. The response is, "no one." For some, it is a lie and they are being paid for their propaganda and they will happily cash the checks while spewing America hatred. For others, it is true and they're willing propagandists because they hate America. No one wants to differentiate between the suckers and the crooks. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (I2dne) 156
All those infected with the Wuhan Flu are now Woohan Flu Fighters.
Posted by: Until assuming room temperature . . . at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (+nWCH) 157
150 OMFG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! THIS IS TRUMP'S KATRINA! REPENT THE END IS NIGHT!
Also, please respect the virus's pronouns. Posted by: DNC Media at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (datdl) ========== I laughed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (zZbCU) 158
Bernie, why do you Americans to die?
Do you this great country THAT EFFIN' MUCH, you fascist thug? Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (T09ml) Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (8ruUE) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (Qf83p) 161
Seriously though, who eats flying rats, anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice None other than the esteemed culinary genius Hu Flung Dung. Posted by: Allie Golf clap. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (T0djb) 162
129 We have to destroy Wuhan in order to save it.
Posted by: Peter Arnett at March 10, 2020 12:15 PM (PJmyj) Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure. Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (NgKpN) 163
Dems in the state legislature are working from home after an intern tested positive for it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (wCmLp) 164
Three confirmed cases of Kung Fru in Collin County, Texas.
This is Big-ger! Posted by: garrett ----- And a woman in Austin is freaking out and running around with her hair on fire trying to spread the panic. Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (TpMXn) 165
Wuhan Flu just makes sense, and those other names are difficult to remember. The "Come on Eileen" thing helps but its still a dumb name.
The problem is, as I understand it, the CDC has rules that ban referring to new illnesses by location or person, so it has to be given an official name like Corona-29412 virus. Which probably originated in the Obama administration. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI) 166
>>That video CBD posted on the food thread, of the Chinese guy throwing two live eels in a wok, and the poor things attempting to escape as he poured hot oil over them, pretty much freaked me out.
Why? It's an eel. You famously eat Crab and Seafood, right? They go into the pot Alive as well. Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (8FtR3) Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (pnfZk) 168
We need to settle things properly and permanently. Pistols at 20 paces.
Posted by: Drc at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (vbaSG) But guns are scary!! REEEEE! Posted by: Twitter Dicks at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (0yhec) 169
One good thing about this election will be the hilarity of watching Joe every day. And then the MSM will spend the news hour trying to blame it all on PDJT.
Posted by: Huk Follywood, Wuhan Flu Victim at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (LISuA) 170
I still like 'Kung Flu'
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (T09ml) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (b0PgQ) 172
You must remember that he is the soipussy in whose first tweet he confessed to "sobbing softly into his sweater". Pay him no mind.
"You leave Britney alooo-ooo-oone..." *sob* Careful there, dude. Your mascara is starting to run. Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (HaL55) 173
Is the CDC, who downplayed the situation while slow rolling tests and recommendations, wrong now? They said today..
CDC Director Robert Redfield told lawmakers this morning during House tesimony that "the US is beyond virus containment in some areas" Additionally, Redfield warned that Europe was the "New China" on the virus front and that US nursing homes were the most vulnerable to the virus. - so if Europe is the New China, what are we at this moment considering Europe's response has been quicker, more proactive, better organized, and even more reactive than our Country's? Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (seWB1) 174
I suppose THE Rick Wilson thinks it's racist, too.
I've given up swearing for Lent, or I'd type stuff. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC) 175
165 Wuhan Flu just makes sense, and those other names are difficult to remember. The "Come on Eileen" thing helps but its still a dumb name.
The problem is, as I understand it, the CDC has rules that ban referring to new illnesses by location or person, so it has to be given an official name like Corona-29412 virus. Which probably originated in the Obama administration. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI) ========= From what I understand, it's a WHO rule that started 5 years ago. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (zZbCU) 176
Kung Fru. You guys are killing me. Lol
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (XN+73) 177
Personally, I think eels should get lethal injections.
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (T6t7i) 178
It's either the "Kung Flu" or "Xi's Revenge"
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (3aI0K) 179
#blackplaguematters
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (pnfZk) 180
Seriously though, who eats flying rats, anyway? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice They said get back honky bat Better get back to the woods Posted by: Reginald Dwight at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (aKsyK) 181
It's hurtful to call it, "Chicken Pox." It's Herpes!
Posted by: The Chicken at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (l3+k2) 182
You fruckin' Amelicans - we no make the fruckin' vilus !!! You heal me ?!?! We not make the fruckin' vilus !!!
Posted by: Wong from Wuhan at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (PJmyj) 183
The problem is, as I understand it, the CDC has rules that ban referring to new illnesses by location or person, so it has to be given an official name like Corona-29412 virus.
Which probably originated in the Obama administration. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI) Then Wuhan flu from this moment on. Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (X2vir) 184
Kung Pao Death, now spicier and with more peanuts!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (q1Pj5) 185
Let's call it MSMvirus. They hype it more than China does.
Posted by: henry at March 10, 2020 11:59 AM Well, it is a Super Spreader... Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (axyOa) 186
Why? It's an eel. You famously eat Crab and Seafood, right?
They go into the pot Alive as well. Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (8FtR3) I took it to mean cooking was sacrilege, she wanted them raw. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (kUmUV) 187
Hmmmm. If I start hacking up a lung, I wonder if they'll let me go home sick...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (TpMXn) 188
Violating PC speech rules is far bigger threat for the left than any virus.
Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (MxEKc) 189
"100 Watching all this nonsense on Twitter I've decided it is time to bring back dueling. We need to settle things properly and permanently. Pistols at 20 paces.
Posted by: Drc at March 10, 2020 12:11 PM (vbaSG) " This. I've long wanted the bumpersticker that Bart Simpson's dueling Kentucky Colonel uncle had on his Coupe DeVille convertible: "Honk if you Demand Satisfaction". Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (zlgJP) 190
The AR14, a cheap Chinaman knockoff of the AR15, sold coast to coast at Harbor Freight Tools.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (C1Lsn) Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (b0PgQ) 192
Why? It's an eel. You famously eat Crab and Seafood, right?
They go into the pot Alive as well. Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (8FtR3) We put blue crabs to sleep on ice before steaming them. We are not savages. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (ptqGC) 193
It's either the "Kung Flu" or "Xi's Revenge"
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (3aI0K) Everybody's Kung Flu fighting. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (wCmLp) 194
154 146 AR-14 is trending.
Haha Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (AXS9h) I want an AR-16 because it's one better. Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (SUJyY) AR-14? Its the, uh, select fire full auto version of the M-14! Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket... Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (NgKpN) 195
116 I'm waiting for a Cracker Virus outbreak. Because that name would be cool, right? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC) Peckerwood Virus Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (pNxlR) 196
This makes me think of that weird guy who eats all sorts of disgusting crap in foreign countries, Andrew Zimmern (?). What a job.
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (YxML+) 197
I understand that the "swine flu" was named after Bette Midler
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (3aI0K) 198
187 Hmmmm. If I start hacking up a lung, I wonder if they'll let me go home sick...
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (TpMXn) It depends on whose lung it is. Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (SUJyY) 199
Everybody was kung flu fighting ...
That bug spread fast as lightning .... It was a little bit frightening It struck with expert timing.. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (pndC3) 200
Talk about shallow end of the IQ pool, these people give short bus window lickers like Joey Bidet a bad name.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (ZIM8o) 201
Mexican Two-Step is racist.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (v0R5T) 202
So Chink flu
I apologize Posted by: It's me donna My daughter is adopted from China. When she was little her favorite color was pink. Everything in her world had to be pink. This got her the nickname of Pinky. We were out shopping one day and I turned to see her a few feet away touching some item and said "come back over here". She paid no attention and I repeated this command. The second time round I started to add the word child or pinky, at the SAME time, managed to blend the two words together and wound up calling my Chinese girl spawn chink. As in , "come back over here, chink.". Yeh, that happened. The lady standing near me looked absolutely appalled. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (myjNJ) 203
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I suppose THE Rick Wilson thinks it's racist, too. I've given up swearing for Lent, or I'd type stuff. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC) *snort* i've gone with "swear less" Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (0O7c5) 204
185 Let's call it MSMvirus. They hype it more than China does.
Posted by: henry at March 10, 2020 11:59 AM And sterilize them. Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (X2vir) 205
What of Montezuma's Revenge?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC) 206
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 10, 2020 12:05 PM (Ki5SV)
Bad persuasion. Why would you want to associate Trump with negative emotions produced by Biden's insults? Because that's what that does. The mind is funny. Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (X37WA) 207
The AR14, a cheap Chinaman knockoff of the AR15, sold coast to coast at Harbor Freight Tools. Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM --- If they are selling them at Harbor Freight then they will only work once because that store sells nothing but junk for the most part. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (JUOKG) 208
Why did Katie Cure Hic have to stick her ASS in here?
Ratings err RAT INGS? I saw her colon Pics and that is definitely a HAMSTER! Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (5IHGB) 209
Well, there's still hope that one day we will have The Whitey Cracker Virus.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (XN+73) 210
If this is COVID-19 .. then there are 18 other Corona viruses ahead of it
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (3aI0K) 211
146 AR-14 is trending.
Haha Posted by: Ha at March 10, 2020 12:17 PM (AXS9h) I want an AR-16 because it's one better. Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 12:18 PM (SUJyY) ========= Lets ask the moose out front; he's a better counter than we are. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (LISuA) 212
191 Has anyone asked Wuhan how it self-identifies?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (b0PgQ) As a Trans-curious Batkin, you h8ter! Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (RD7QR) 213
From what I understand, it's a WHO rule that started 5 years ago.
That makes sense, since the whole world seem to be cravenly following this policy. The USA should lead the way by ignoring it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (KZzsI) 214
If they are selling them at Harbor Freight then they will only work once because that store sells nothing but junk for the most part 99.9% comes from China Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (6XlcD) 215
"AR-14 is trending. "
AR-16 is one better" I plug mine into the computer to get the frequent updates.AR-15.602b ... shoots much better. Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (Cus5s) 216
The Chinaman is not the issue here!
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (PD1/H) 217
I asked last night after seeing just a piece of the "Town Hall" with Sanders on FNC, was every question pitched to Bernie answered the same, in that he took each as a cue to bash PDT?
The one or two questions I saw had Sanders not answering directly as this one about border closing, but in his non-answer, was a packaged stump speech portion with Trump bashing at its core. Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (+fPHo) 218
78 Wait...
if this is racist, what are Harvard's Admissions Policies? ______________ Totes cool! Everybody knows we don't discriminate against Asian applicants. Just because we reject many Asian candidates having higher SAT scores and higher grades than other, preferred, minority groups like blacks and hispanics and muslims and trannies, that doesn't mean we are discriminating against the Asians! No, we base our admissions decisions on the purely objective factor that the Asians are creepy people who don't come across well in personal interviews, unlike the blacks, who stand up and rap and dance for us! Posted by: Harvard Admissions Board at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (k4dH2) 219
I still like 'Kung Flu'
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (T09ml) ******* Hong Kong Fluey? Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (BqBId) 220
The lady standing near me looked absolutely appalled.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (myjNJ) I shouldn't laugh but darn it...that's too funny. Posted by: IC at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (a0IVu) 221
Get your passport, the gf said.
We'll travel the world, go on cruises, she said. Well, the stay-cation plan seems to have come out on top. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (q1Pj5) 222
"come back over here, chink.". Yeh, that happened.
The lady standing near me looked absolutely appalled. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2020 12:22 PM (myjNJ)****** Thank you for some much needed levity. Posted by: Old Dude at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (LGXGf) Posted by: Sharkman at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (auGCw) 224
#7 Flu with Flied Lice
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (X37WA) 225
It's either the "Kung Flu" or "Xi's Revenge"
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (3aI0K) Or Kung Fru Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (MxEKc) Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (FOGOI) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (Qf83p) 228
Call it "supplies feeva."
Posted by: Ministly of Tluth at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (b47z7) 229
212 As a Trans-curious Batkin, you h8ter!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM (RD7QR) I see you've met Corona-Chan. Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (UnA8+) 230
Man with Coronavirus seeks woman with Lyme disease.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (G2zl5) 231
>>Why? It's an eel. You famously eat Crab and Seafood, right?
>>They go into the pot Alive as well. Before cooking a lobster I gently take it aside and humanely euthanize i..... Just kidding. Get in the pot. Posted by: A Pig at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S) 232
If this is COVID-19 .. then there are 18 other Corona viruses ahead of it
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM Covid 1-18 were a bunch of losers. Posted by: 6 UP at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (axyOa) 233
Me so horey. Me ruv rue wrong time. Me hot. Me fevrur.
Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (gmo/4) 234
This makes me think of that weird guy who eats all sorts of disgusting crap in foreign countries, Andrew Zimmern (?). What a job.
In fairness, after Commander Riker ate Klingon gagh, it's been all downhill. Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (HaL55) Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (VDp66) 236
Coming to America in certain communities....
Italians are being told to stay inside unless they need to buy medicines by health authorities patrolling neighborhoods with loudspeakers as the coronavirus quarantine begins to take hold. https://summit.news/2020/03/10/ quarantine-italians-told-to-stay-indoors-via-loudspeakers/ Posted by: ok at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (seWB1) 237
Biden loses it talking to a 2nd Amendment supporter, telling him he's "full of shit." He also made his position clear on "AK-14's."
https://tinyurl.com/v54dgcd Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (sWM8x) 238
231 >>Why? It's an eel. You famously eat Crab and Seafood, right?
>>They go into the pot Alive as well. Before cooking a lobster I gently take it aside and humanely euthanize i..... Just kidding. Get in the pot. Posted by: A Pig at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (ZLI7S) ========== You give him one final look at his family photo, a phone call with his son in New York, and a final toke of a good joint to ease the paint. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (zZbCU) 239
Don't travel on cruise ships. Besides the very obvious health risks there are also security risks that grow more dangers depending on the region.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (XN+73) 240
these pussies have become completely boring and pointless. like the neighbors dog that never shuts the fuck up. everything is racist. that ship sailed sometime during the reign of terror, eight fucking years ago. try again fucktards. it came frim wuhan, it's wuhan flu. eat bats and snakes, shit in the street, pay the piper.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (KP5rU) 241
196 This makes me think of that weird guy who eats all sorts of disgusting crap in foreign countries, Andrew Zimmern (?). What a job.
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:21 PM (YxML+) He's got a new show on CNN. Why do lefties have to inject politics into everything? It could be a perfectly fine food/travel show but he's trying for the wokest food/travel show evah! It's too painful to watch, and I sat through Road House 2. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (Wm5SB) Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T) 243
the best part about that post was Biden parody. Everything else, not so much
Posted by: Little Brian at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (ZZEwZ) 244
Asian American Flu, please.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM But Asian American does not count in race studies. They're white. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (axyOa) 245
The problem is, as I understand it, the CDC has rules that ban referring to new illnesses by location or person, so it has to be given an official name like Corona-29412 virus. Fuck the CDC and their naming rules. Dumbasses today are naming winter storms ... winter storms! It's Wuhan Flu, a-holes! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (pNxlR) 246
I'm waiting for every single on-air personality at CNN and MSNBC to get the virus. And that includes Rick Wilson and his BFF Don Lemon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (ptqGC) 247
If this is COVID-19 .. then there are 18 other Corona viruses ahead of it Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM Ackshually... It's the 2019 variant of coronavirus. Posted by: Bert G at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (OMsf+) 248
If this is COVID-19 .. then there are 18 other Corona viruses ahead of it
Posted by: SMOD ---- I always wondered... What became of breakfast cereals Products 1-18? Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (VDp66) 249
We got your phase two trade deal right here America!
Posted by: Wuhan Xi at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (LISuA) 250
The term "Yellow Peril" hasn't been used in a while.
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (VDp66) ++++++++++++ I like Kraft Mac and Cheese. My brother once referred to it as "golden dream." My mom (she doesn't now and never has approved of Kraft mac and cheese) and said, "more like 'Yellow Peril." It stuck, and I will sometimes refer to it as such. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (I2dne) 251
This ok "poster" is a ray of sunshine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (6XlcD) 252
Tha Scawtish Flue blows smoke up yer arse. cure... deep fried Bat Bars an IRN BERNIE BRU. we wipe oor arses with Heather,she's a skanky tart from Galashiels...OR sheep wandering on the roadside..or as we call it a TWO_FER. Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (5IHGB) 253
ConFlucious say: wash hands, no touchy face.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (Vy7tf) 255
232 If this is COVID-19 .. then there are 18 other Corona viruses ahead of it
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:23 PM Covid 1-18 were a bunch of losers. Posted by: 6 UP at March 10, 2020 12:25 PM (axyOa) But they seal the records for those under 18! Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (NgKpN) 256
Biden loves to poke his finger in people's face. Eventually that's going to backfire.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (l3+k2) 257
i must purchase the new, secretly developed ak-14. it even sounds evil.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (KP5rU) 258
242 black plague Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:00 PM (0O7c5) ......... Yellow Plague Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T) Yellow Peril. I do not denounce myself. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (pNxlR) 259
>>You give him one final look at his family photo, a phone call with his son in New York, and a final toke of a good joint to ease the paint
Can you still hear them, screaming Clarice? The screaming of the lobster. Posted by: A Pig at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (ZLI7S) 260
256 Biden loves to poke his finger in people's face. Eventually that's going to backfire.
Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (l3+k2) ========== But his finger isn't a real gun. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (zZbCU) 261
Ackshually...
It's the 2019 variant of coronavirus. Posted by: Bert G at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (OMsf+) ++++++++++ False. 2019 was *last* year. Posted by: Press Analyst at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (I2dne) 262
Mac n Cheese is good but not that Kraft schmuppy.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (Qf83p) 263
Dr. Flu Manchu
Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (UnA8+) 264
False. 2019 was *last* year.
Posted by: Press Analyst at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM True. It first appeared late last year. Posted by: Bert G at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (OMsf+) 265
I always wondered... What became of breakfast cereals Products 1-18?
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (VDp66) On a supply room shelf, next to 56 types of Heinz sauce and 39 types of WD spray. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (q1Pj5) 266
It's easy for all of the Italians to stay indoors, it's not like any of them have real jobs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (Kpl3J) 267
"Biden loses it talking to a 2nd Amendment supporter, telling him he's
"full of shit." He also made his position clear on "AK-14's." " Then his handler tries to shout him down and he tells her "Shush!". Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM (Tnijr) 268
How about the China Choke? Mao Malady? Peking Pox? Cantonese cough?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (ABuva) 269
The problem is, as I understand it, the CDC has rules that ban referring to new illnesses by location or person, so it has to be given an official name like Corona-29412 virus.
Which probably originated in the Obama administration. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (KZzsI) So lets see. Simple alphanumeric substitution of Wuhan yields: 23218114 virus. Nah, I vote Commie Crud. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (e1mEI) 270
Governments panic too, but in the end we'll all know this was overblown. The only question is, will people think of that next time the media screams "wolf" or how many more times will it take to sink in finally?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (KZzsI) 271
General Boy: Come in, Booji Boy. You're late. Have you got the papers the Chinaman gave you? Booji Boy: Here it is, Dad. Is it a surprise? General Boy: Yes, Booji. "In the past, this information has been suppressed, but now it can be told. Every man, woman, and mutant on this planet shall know the truth about Wuhan." Booji Boy: Oh, Dad, we're all Wuhan! Posted by: Are we not flu? at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (aKsyK) 272
Harbor Freight. Bought a pack of raglan work gloves there. You should always wash stuff like that before wearing. Yep, fell apart in the washing machine. Avoid buying stuff there that can put out your eye when it disintegrates on first use.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (C1Lsn) Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (X37WA) 274
266: racist!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (KP5rU) 275
I shouldn't laugh but darn it...that's too funny.
Posted by: IC I still laugh about it 10 years later. Feel free to join me. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (myjNJ) 276
268 How about the China Choke? Mao Malady? Peking Pox? Cantonese cough?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (ABuva) ============ I'm gonna go with the "Trump cooked this up in a lab at the behest of Putin" virus. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (zZbCU) Posted by: Archer at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (gmo/4) 278
We've got a CDC that won't let us name diseases after their place of origin, but a National Weather Service (?) who wants us to be sure we include ethnically diverse names for hurricanes.
Alrighty!! Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh) 279
Anything left to be said about the new cold virus?
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (bCLt0) 280
CDC daily update
COVID-19: U.S. at a Glance* Total cases: 647 Total deaths: 25 Jurisdictions reporting cases: 36 (includes District of Columbia) http://bit.ly/38F0ZwI So up 224 cases (+50%) from yesterday, and up 6 deaths (+31%) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (pndC3) 281
If this is COVID-19 .. then there are 18 other Corona viruses ahead of it
Posted by: SMOD ---- I always wondered... What became of breakfast cereals Products 1-18? Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM --- Or preparations A-G? Or Steak Sauces 1-56? Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (JUOKG) 282
I can't wait for Hunter's Arkansas baby momma to make her 60 Minutes debut, to discuss her new organization to fight the scourge of "Deadbeat Dads" .
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (LISuA) 283
+1 state
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (pndC3) 284
266: There also really really old.
Posted by: J at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (4cXoA) 285
I'm gonna go with the "Trump cooked this up in a lab at the behest of Putin" virus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:29 PM (zZbCU) ++++++++++ Catchy! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (I2dne) Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (wzVKm) 287
251 This ok "poster" is a ray of sunshine
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:27 PM (6XlcD) He smells like cow shit to me. Posted by: Buzzion at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM (G2zl5) 288
Myself, I think the Oil Wars may be a bigger deal.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (bCLt0) 289
False. 2019 was *last* year.
Posted by: Press Analyst That's when this flu started. You know, the one that is sweeping the world and engulfing it in misery. The one you've known about for a week. Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (CMq2e) 290
Biden loves to poke his finger in people's face.
Almost every other politician learns early on not to do that, they do that weird fist pointing thing to avoid using a finger. Its a psychological thing, people don't like being pointed at, so they learn not to. Except old Joe. He either cannot or will not learn. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (wRH1l) 292
I don't have the energy for the endless trolling today. Think I'll stick to a LOLGFed comment in every thread and stay away.
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (KNsKs) 293
Covid-18 was small batch....only the very trendy get it.
Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (X/Pw5) 294
ALL of Italy locked indoors..................ASSES least pinched. BUTTS NO FUCCO! La PAPA weeps. Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (5IHGB) 295
As Biden said he was going to "take your AR-14s away," he pointed his finger in the man's face.
"This is not okay," the man said, creating a buffer between the finger and his face. "Don't tell me anything, pal. I'm going to go outside with you," Biden threatened. Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (3aI0K) 296
173, Bureaucrats cover their ass. It is the way of them. From the Seattle nursing care situation, Redfield doesn't want to get blamed by politicos if something bad happens. Better to mention it now because you can always say you warned them.
Similar to shutting down schools in an abundance of caution before a winter storm is predicted to hit. Most people forget if it doesn't hit or fulfill ominous forecasts but we always remember the government dweeb or the weatherman that did not act/predict if the snowfall does hit. See Jane Byrne's unhappy time with it as mayoress. Cost her reelection, it did. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (EUDB2) 297
"shut" him down. I mean. That video is great. Joe is lost, his handlers have lost control, and then he starts shouting.
Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (Tnijr) 298
Can we please just start beating the fuck out of these idiots like chris Hayes, David French, and bill kristol? And I mean beat the living shit straight out of them. Until they are dead. And then beat them some more.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (CLteG) 299
The Bee reported that Barack Obama formally announced the economy is now not his any more. It's officially now the "Trump economy", he says.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (LISuA) 300
Lyme disease -- Lyme, CT
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (bDqIh) It is NOT Lyme disease !!! Posted by: Gregory House at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (LPnfS) 301
Whataboutism for me but not for thee~!
David French @DavidAFrench · 54m It's interesting watching MAGA Twitter gasp at Biden's conduct ("full of shit") and cognition when their guy urged actual violence ("knock the crap out of them"), often can't speak a coherent sentence, and repeatedly slurs his words. Neither man is at the peak of his powers. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (zQhAi) 302
O'Biden: "You're full of shit. Vote for me."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (HaL55) 303
Mongolian Death Fru.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (q1Pj5) 304
A sitz......that's a new one. *scribbles*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (9CkBG) 305
False. 2019 was *last* year.
Posted by: Press Analyst at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM True. It first appeared late last year. Posted by: Bert G Mid December. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (T0djb) 306
ConFlucious say: Never order the bat soup.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:33 PM (v0R5T) 307
293 Covid-18 was small batch....only the very trendy get it.
Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (X/Pw5) So, it was Artisanal, or Free Range. Or something. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:33 PM (bCLt0) 308
I always wondered... What became of breakfast cereals Products 1-18?
Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 12:26 PM (VDp66) ----- Victor Borge knew a fella who was trying to invent a popular soft drink. He invented One-Up, Two-Up, Three-Up, Four-Up, Five-Up, Six-Up...and then he stopped. Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 10, 2020 12:33 PM (PD1/H) 309
DO YOU HAVE A MACHINE GUN??? I SAID DO YOU HAVE A MACHINE GUN???
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 10, 2020 12:33 PM (Tnijr) 310
All the left has is the race card. They have literally nothing else they can play.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 10, 2020 12:33 PM (E+OcO) 311
>>>"Don't tell me anything, pal. I'm going to go outside with you," Biden threatened.
---------------- Seriously? Watch out Joe, the guy could have the Wuhan flu or something. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (LISuA) 312
227
Giving up swearing for Lent? That's fucking nuts. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:24 PM (Qf83p) i was talking to my mom's parish priest...he asked me what i was giving up for lent, i said drinking and swearing.....he scoffed at me.....i told him that both really are a sacrifice for me. he said he hears confessions all day long of people asking for forgiveness for cussing....there just bloody words.....he immediately apologized for saying "bloody". i laughed at him and said i never understood why "you people" think "bloody" is a curse....worse than f@#$.....he said F@#$ is not a curse....it's a word....i asked him what he's giving up for lent and he said he's suffered enough....he had just had hip surgery. (he's from no. ireland) Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (0O7c5) 313
Lyme disease -- Lyme, CT
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (bDqIh) It is NOT Lyme disease !!! Posted by: Gregory House You put da lyme in da corona and you drink it all up! Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (T0djb) 314
So, it was Artisanal, or Free Range. Or something.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:33 PM And organically grown by local flu farmers. Posted by: Bert G at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (OMsf+) 315
CDC daily update
COVID-19: U.S. at a Glance* Total cases: 647 Total deaths: 25 Jurisdictions reporting cases: 36 (includes District of Columbia) http://bit.ly/38F0ZwI So up 224 cases (+50%) from yesterday, and up 6 deaths (+31%) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM *** My county didn't have any cases reported so they had to import one from Seattle. Dumb Fu*ks! So this mornings headline " 6 New Cases of Symptoms Like Coronavirus Reported" Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (axyOa) 316
305 False. 2019 was *last* year.
Posted by: Press Analyst at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM True. It first appeared late last year. Posted by: Bert G Mid December. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:32 PM (T0djb) When all the leaves were brown, and the skies were gray Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (bCLt0) 317
Joe Biden has always thought he was a tough guy, I mean he has spent like 50 years now being tough to people who have to back down because his security will murder them if they don't
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: reason at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (D4mP3) 319
JUST LIKE IN THE SECOND AMENDMENT YOU CAN'T YELL FIRE IN A CROWED THEATER.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (BiNEL) 321
Bureaucrats cover their ass. It is the way of them.
From the Seattle nursing care situation, Redfield doesn't want to get blamed by politicos if something bad happens. Better to mention it now because you can always say you warned them. Similar to shutting down schools in an abundance of caution before a winter storm is predicted to hit. Most people forget if it doesn't hit or fulfill ominous forecasts but we always remember the government dweeb or the weatherman that did not act/predict if the snowfall does hit. See Jane Byrne's unhappy time with it as mayoress. Cost her reelection, it did. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM --- We had a bad winter when we lived in CT when they didn't close the schools because they had went way over their allotted snows days and a school bus crashed and a little girl died in that wreck. After that, they closed the schools willy nilly at the hint of possible snow just to avoid crippling lawsuits. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (JUOKG) 322
Ahemmmm Montezuma's revenge.
Posted by: obsidian at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (7+yqP) 323
Why? It's an eel. You famously eat Crab and Seafood, right?
They go into the pot Alive as well. Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (8FtR3) Crab and lobster are bugs. Eels are vertebrates. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (miJU3) 324
False. 2019 was *last* year.
Posted by: Press Analyst Always makes me sad when people don't get a joke. Maybe "fact checker" would have reached them better. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (KZzsI) 325
Posted by: ok
Would you say now is the time for us to crack each other's skulls open, and feast on the goo inside? Posted by: sober interviewer at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (h5TKJ) 326
These wokeflakes are certifiable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (vtcmf) 327
With all these people confined we're going to see a spike in births and divorces down the line.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (RD7QR) 328
315 CDC daily update
COVID-19: U.S. at a Glance* Total cases: 647 Total deaths: 25 Jurisdictions reporting cases: 36 (includes District of Columbia) http://bit.ly/38F0ZwI So up 224 cases (+50%) from yesterday, and up 6 deaths (+31%) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:30 PM ============== Considering the size of the overall population, it seems a bit foolish to take too much about the predicted spread of the virus across the entire country. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (zZbCU) 329
It's easy for all of the Italians to stay indoors, it's not like any of them have real jobs.
I'll have you know we have plenty of jobs. Pasta maker. Meatball maker. Pizza maker. Mechanic. Mafioso. Posted by: Pissed Off Italian at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (i0wNm) 330
You been heah four howah, you die now.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (v0R5T) 331
>>>>301 Whataboutism for me but not for thee~!
David French @DavidAFrench It's interesting watching MAGA Twitter gasp at Biden's conduct ("full of shit") and cognition when their guy urged actual violence ("knock the crap out of them"), often can't speak a coherent sentence, and repeatedly slurs his words. Neither man is at the peak of his powers. David French bravely takes out strawmen just like he bravely filed paper work and did some light filing in Iraq. Posted by: El Kabong at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (datdl) 332
COCHRAN!!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 10, 2020 12:34 PM (BiNEL) Hrothgar! How's it hangin? Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (9CkBG) 333
>> Biden Has Another Gaffe: "I Think We Can Win Back the House"
From the Morning Report. No wonder his minders are limiting his stump speeches to 7 minutes. He's almost as sharp as a bowling ball. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (XF4b8) Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (9wmyx) 335
i have more fear of pee wee herman than joe biden.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (KP5rU) 336
It's interesting watching MAGA Twitter gasp at Biden's conduct ("full of shit") and cognition when their guy urged actual violence ("knock the crap out of them"), "If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (pnfZk) 337
325 Posted by: ok
Would you say now is the time for us to crack each other's skulls open, and feast on the goo inside? Posted by: sober interviewer at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (h5TKJ) [Looks around] Is there a BAD time for that? Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (RD7QR) 338
If there are multiple novel viruses in a single family in a single year, do they get letters? How does that work? Like if there are three novel coronaviruses in 202 will the be COVID-20A, COVID-20B, COVID-20C?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (I2dne) 339
Mostly, I'm just disappointed that the PC Engine Mini may have been permanently shelved thanks to Flu Manchu.
Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (UnA8+) Posted by: Ministly of Tluth at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (b47z7) 341
Crab and lobster are bugs. Eels are vertebrates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM --- You apes want to live forever? Posted by: Johnny Rico at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (JUOKG) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (ZIM8o) 343
322
Ahemmmm Montezuma's revenge. Posted by: obsidian at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM (7+yqP) ay caramba Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (0O7c5) 344
>>It's not Lyme disease!!!
Posted by: Gregory House Right. It's always the 3rd diagnosis, the one after you nearly kill the patient using the treatment prescribed for the 2nd diagnosis. Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (bDqIh) 345
The Portuguese throw the live eel right on the sizzler.
Seems a bit unnecessary to me. It's a freaking eel. I'm sure it will be perfectly tenable if it's not "just dead fresh". Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (X37WA) 346
From what I understand, it's a WHO rule that started 5 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (zZbCU) An organization devoid of respectability. Fuck 'em. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (miJU3) 347
So this mornings headline " 6 New Cases of Symptoms Like Coronavirus Reported"
Local police are going to tune their gunshot detector/locators to coughing frequencies. Wait...I hear a sniffle! Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (n6bs1) 348
David French @DavidAFrench 54m It's gotta be tough to be constantly mistaken for David Lee Roth and still have to grind out high quality tweets. Guy's a regular tweeting superhero, doing all that on so little rest. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (pNxlR) 349
It's interesting watching MAGA Twitter gasp at Biden's conduct ("full of
shit") and cognition when their guy urged actual violence ("knock the crap out of them"), often can't speak a coherent sentence, and repeatedly slurs his words. Neither man is at the peak of his powers. ======== It's interesting watching Rev. Col. French try to grift his way towards paying for next week's groceries. I hope for his sake that Omidyar is impressed enough to write one more sweet NeverTrumper sugar check. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (LISuA) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (Qf83p) 351
333 >> Biden Has Another Gaffe: "I Think We Can Win Back the House"
From the Morning Report. No wonder his minders are limiting his stump speeches to 7 minutes. He's almost as sharp as a bowling ball. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (XF4b The debates are gonna be lit. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (Ez6QX) 352
Wuhan is in the Hubei province.
It makes a natural contraction to call it the Wuhu flu. That said, calling it the Wuhan virus is not racist. Naming viruses for places of origin is a thing that gets done. Spanish Flu, West Nile, Ebola, etc. It's not racist, it's normal. Seeing racism in the normal is a disease. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (J+mig) 353
It's interesting watching MAGA Twitter gasp at Biden's conduct ("full of shit") and cognition when their guy urged actual violence
If you look close you'll see that they're pushing this not out of shock or moral outrage, but to make sure the world sees Biden's behavior. Remember, the press will bury this stuff, its up to us to spread the word on social media. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (KZzsI) 354
Covid-18 was small batch....only the very trendy get it.
Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM I dated Covid-11 in college. She was Hawt! Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (axyOa) 355
trendsetters only go for local micro-flus
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (iTXRQ) 356
Biden loves to poke his finger in people's face.
Almost every other politician learns early on not to do that, they do that weird fist pointing thing to avoid using a finger. Its a psychological thing, people don't like being pointed at, so they learn not to. Except old Joe. He either cannot or will not learn. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (KZzsI) He's always been an asshole and borderline retard and the Delaware GOP deserves to be horsewhipped for being unable to defeat him. Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (y7DUB) 357
"Mongolian Death Fru." There's already Mongolian Death Worm, best movie ever made. Watch it free. I DARE YOU. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (wRH1l) 358
I wonder, who funds David Gura and Chris Hayes?
Posted by: Surfperch at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (tVQUs) 359
Biden, proof positive Harbor Freight sells alzheimer meds.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (C1Lsn) 360
Bernie: "No.. we have a President who has propagated a xenophobic, anti-immigrant sentiment from before he was elected."
- Burnie, Burnie, Burnie! We're pulling for you but you're not helping. Save the lunatic shit for after the nomination. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (+y/Ru) 361
Knock the crap out of them. Who's them? Oh yeah... fucking ISIS.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (X37WA) 362
All of this makes me realize how Stupid the concept of Generational spaceships are, in reality.
I think about shit like that. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (bCLt0) 363
They go into the pot Alive as well.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:19 PM (8FtR3) Crab and lobster are bugs. Eels are vertebrates. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Just like people. Ain't that right Cannibal Bob? Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (T0djb) 364
CDC daily update
and actually, the +50% is from 5PM last Friday through 5PM yesterday. So not just one day. Tommorrow's noon report will be just one day. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (pndC3) 365
Personally, I think eels should get lethal injections.
Posted by: pep at March 10, 2020 12:20 PM (T6t7i) Electric eels get shorts! Posted by: Paul Anka at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (miJU3) 366
Biden Has Another Gaffe: "I Think We Can Win Back the House"
From the Morning Report. No wonder his minders are limiting his stump speeches to 7 minutes. He's almost as sharp as a bowling ball. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM --- Got a feeling if he wins the nomination biden's team will refuse to let him debate Trump. They will have some excuse like he doesn't want to give Trump any National TV airtime or descend to his level garbage. There is no way Trump will let him get away with all of those "senior moments". Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (JUOKG) 367
The debates are gonna be lit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (Ez6QX) +++++++++++++ Or there won't be any. They aren't required. What if none of the big networks or C-SPAN or NPR or PBS decide to host one? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (I2dne) Posted by: REDACTED at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (rpxSz) 369
I believe the best advice at this point is: everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (UFgOG) 370
The Ah Choo Flu
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (6XlcD) 371
>Remember, the press will bury this stuff, its up to us to spread the word on social media.
is there a clip of the latest meltdown? Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (iTXRQ) 372
How about we call is the Regime Killer Flu?
Hossein Sheikholeslam, Iranian thug who interrogated the US Embassy hostages and a big rat in Hezbollah, has succumbed to COVID-19 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (ZIM8o) 373
Some weird manipulation going on in the equity market today. Hope the SEC is watching this crap.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (VpIIl) 374
He's always been an asshole and borderline retard and the Delaware GOP deserves to be horsewhipped for being unable to defeat him.
ummm....there is no such thing as a "Delaware GOP" look the state is TEENY. it's like a semi-major-metro area (kind of) more than a state, really Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (j9HX3) 375
I went to the gym at lunch today for a run. A diverse group of students were sitting together in the Union and the Asian students were joking about how they can freak people out just by clearing their throats.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (BeYX8) 376
what happened to last years death by rum in hotel mini fridges?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (0O7c5) 377
373 Some weird manipulation going on in the equity market today. Hope the SEC is watching this crap.
Weird.. It's been up then down up then down Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (6XlcD) 378
David French
@DavidAFrench 54m It's gotta be tough to be constantly mistaken for David Lee Roth and still have to grind out high quality tweets. Guy's a regular tweeting superhero, doing all that on so little rest. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM (pNxlR) "Tweeting Superhero" Posted by: Surfperch at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (tVQUs) 379
First race is a false construct, then it isn't, then it is.
Posted by: Donovan at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (l3+k2) 380
372 How about we call is the Regime Killer Flu?
Hossein Sheikholeslam, Iranian thug who interrogated the US Embassy hostages and a big rat in Hezbollah, has succumbed to COVID-19 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (ZIM8o) Sheik Hole Slam! Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (FOGOI) 381
Sanders is saying what Warren said. he's toast.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (xyLnq) 382
Chris has a case of the Eastside Willies. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (M9ntN) 383
After that, they closed the schools willy nilly at the hint of possible snow just to avoid crippling lawsuits.
We should change their boilerplate phrase to "...out of an abundance of fear" Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (dzJ3R) 384
280 Grump,
19 of those deaths come from the Nursing home in WA and it has spawned 160 cases from that initial node. Other cases come from cruise ships which the latest was the two ships on the West Coast. Remainder are folks that traveled to Italy and China during Feb. and those folks associated with others. Right now, travel to Europe or Asia is not smart and neither is taking a cruise as these are self contained disease magnets and travelers are the ones spreading it back when they get home. The stupid job conference of Biogen in Mass has generated a lot of cases there because they included an idiot traveling from Northern Italy. Best thing, stay away from anyone who has traveled to Italy, especially the Northern part of it. If you travel abroad, be prepared to be stuck there or cruise ships that you cannot leave it. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (EUDB2) 385
373 Some weird manipulation going on in the equity market today. Hope the SEC is watching this crap.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (VpIIl) I see the flaw in your statement, Marcus. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (bCLt0) 386
367 Or there won't be any. They aren't required. What if none of the big networks or C-SPAN or NPR or PBS decide to host one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (I2dne) I've been thinking this for a while. The Tommunist didn't want to debate in PA for his last re-election, and when he finally agreed to one, it was with Alex Trebek moderating and dominating the room not letting anyone speak. Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (UnA8+) 387
>>> False. 2019 was *last* year.
Posted by: Press Analyst at March 10, 2020 12:28 PM True. It first appeared late last year. Posted by: Bert G Mid December. Posted by: rickb223 I thought this was sarcasm. Hence the "Press Analyst" nic. Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (xefD9) 388
Asians trend conservative and excel academically so they are de facto white people. The Left are simply taking this opportunity to pretend to be on their side.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (X37WA) 389
Fortune cookie:
Now is the time to make new friends. Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (v0R5T) 390
What's weird is that Quid Pro Joe has been in politics for five decades and no one remarked upon his "stutter" until just now.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (BeYX8) 391
379 First race is a false construct, then it isn't, then it is.
Posted by: Donovan at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (l3+k2) Tell it like it is, Juanita. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (bCLt0) 392
341 Crab and lobster are bugs. Eels are vertebrates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2020 12:35 PM --- You apes want to live forever? Posted by: Johnny Rico at March 10, 2020 12:36 PM (JUOKG) I kind of unironically love Starship Troopers. I reject the satire and just enjoy it as a war flick. Plus tits, bare tits. Although not the tits I wanted to see. Caspar Van Diem is pretty good. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (d1uFV) 393
Detroit worker...would have been nice if the worker knew that machine guns are NOT illegal and you can buy as many as your bank account can afford. Would have blown Biden's mind (what little is left of it).
Posted by: doesky2 at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (SsGLz) 394
It's "sitzpinkler" you racist!
Posted by: rechill at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (Q1LXu) 395
Local police are going to tune their gunshot detector/locators to coughing frequencies. Wait...I hear a sniffle!
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 12:37 PM *** Lets flush the bombers and get the subs to their launch modes. We may have to go through this thing after all. Take us to DEFCON 3. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (axyOa) 396
I thought this was sarcasm. Hence the "Press Analyst" nic.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (xefD9) +++++++++ It was. It didn't land. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (I2dne) 397
Bernie: "No.. we have a President who has propagated a xenophobic, anti-immigrant sentiment from before he was elected."
- Burnie, Burnie, Burnie! We're pulling for you but you're not helping. Save the lunatic shit for after the nomination. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Trump is sooooo anti-immigrant, that not only did he marry one, he was given an Ellis Island Medal of Honor along with Rosa Parks and Mohammed Ali in '86. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (T0djb) 398
Astoundingly gross is an astoundingly gross thing for a (ahem) man to say
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (YxML+) 399
Tubal
Fritz Leiber wrote a Hugo winning story about a generation ship full of people that forgets they are on such a ship - "Ship of Shadows." Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (ZIM8o) 400
The Tommunist didn't want to debate in PA for his last re-election, and when he finally agreed to one, it was with Alex Trebek moderating and dominating the room not letting anyone speak.
you're right Allie yeah they won't let there be a real debate sad tho b/c it WOULD have been lit! Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (j9HX3) 401
sidebar - "Abacab" - yeah, that's from the days when I actually watched MTV a lot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (Kpl3J) 402
^^ "I believe the best advice is to Wang Chung tonite"
so solly Wang died and Chung is chopped liver now,call again tomorrow. Posted by: saf at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (5IHGB) 403
376 what happened to last years death by rum in hotel mini fridges?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (0O7c5) In the Dominican? Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (UnA8+) 404
is there a clip of the latest meltdown?
Posted by: DB- just DB here's one - don't know how complete it is. twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1237403481314598918 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (zQhAi) 405
It's interesting watching MAGA Twitter gasp at Biden's conduct ("full of shit") and cognition when their guy urged actual violence ("knock the crap out of them"), often can't speak a coherent sentence, and repeatedly slurs his words. Neither man is at the peak of his powers.
Have we moved on from the ridiculous, "It's not dementia, it's just a stutter!" excuse to a "Your guy has dementia too!" excuse? Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (i0wNm) 406
>>Crab and lobster are bugs. Eels are vertebrates.
Always funny to watch a first timer see a moray. All they want is a very big weapon to kill it dead. Posted by: A Pig at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (ZLI7S) 407
Stupid OT:
Working from home, I put on a movie. I'm skipping the first two Airport movies and watching Airport 79 on STARZ (the first two aren't available on the service). This movie has quite a cast. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (zZbCU) 408
We didn't start the fire.
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (vtcmf) 409
389 Fortune cookie:
Now is the time to make new friends. Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (v0R5T) on the reverse side is the phone number of the local cloning clinic. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (FOGOI) 410
I believe the best advice at this point is: everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at March 10, 2020 12:38 PM (UFgOG) ......... As long as you keep your social distance. Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (v0R5T) 411
372 How about we call is the Regime Killer Flu?
Hossein Sheikholeslam, Iranian thug who interrogated the US Embassy hostages and a big rat in Hezbollah, has succumbed to COVID-19 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (ZIM8o) It just cracks me up when the devotees of a medieval religion die of a disease they want to cure by licking old buildings. Allah works in mysterious ways. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (RD7QR) 412
388 Asians trend conservative and excel academically so they are de facto white people. The Left are simply taking this opportunity to pretend to be on their side.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (X37WA) ======== Ah, another natural conservative community that votes about 80-20 Democrat. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU) 413
Some very interesting bid/ask spreads and activity from big players. Take a look at the data and trading patterns.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (VpIIl) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (+y/Ru) 415
"296 173, ...
See Jane Byrne's unhappy time with it as mayoress. Cost her reelection, it did. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 12:31 PM (EUDB2)" I think you mean Mike Bilandic, but your point is valid anyway. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (zlgJP) 416
>>> Plus tits, bare tits. Although not the tits I wanted to see.
Caspar Van Diem is pretty good. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March Dina Meyer > Denise Richards Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (xefD9) 417
Knock the crap out of them. Who's them? Oh yeah... fucking ISIS. Posted by: ... That's my recollection, as well. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (rIEGA) 418
Joe started a fight with a Michigan autoworker, looks more like a steel worker, about guns... Told him he was full of shit. Talking about AR-14s, you don't need a 100 rounds man! Funny to hear his little handler trying to pull him away. This is awesome. https://tinyurl.com/vyrw26r Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 10, 2020 12:44 PM (gKgWg) 419
388: they vote open borders and donk.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:44 PM (O98j8) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:44 PM (Qf83p) 421
392
I kind of unironically love Starship Troopers. I reject the satire and just enjoy it as a war flick. Plus tits, bare tits. Although not the tits I wanted to see. Caspar Van Diem is pretty good. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (d1uFV) =========== I think the book and movie are really good compliments. They're both anti-fascist in different ways. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:44 PM (zZbCU) 422
Ah, another natural conservative community that votes about 80-20 Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU) Do they? Yeah I guess if they are concentrated in cities. Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:44 PM (X37WA) 423
"One infected person on a 4 hr bus trip infected 13
people. No one that wore a mask got it. They advised wearing masks, not only if you are infected, but also more importantly, if you are not." whig that's from earlier, but while we should not panic, elderly people on a bus in Seattle might want to wear a mask (properly, and not rub their face till they wash their hands). I'm not wearing a mask unless there is an outbreak and even then, I avoid crowds. That legal insurrection article, one comment said "I was in Japan, I was the only one without a mask, I caught nothing". That is herd effect ... everyone else was protecting him. Yet he assumes "masks aren't useful". Much spread seems to be either from touching infected surface then rubbing face (instinctive, hard to stop). Or a cough spreads it via direct inhalation of tiny droplets (that carry they even tinier virus, but a mask can catch the droplet). Maybe a cough droplet could get in the eye, which perhaps is vulnerable but less so ... and glass would help. Social distancing is better for the vulnerable, but just avoiding handshakes or kisses ... would stop a lot, even at big events. Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (Cus5s) 424
Ah, another natural conservative community that votes about 80-20 Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU) No, that just proves that the Democratic party is a centrist party and would be right-wing in any "sane" nation, duh. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (KUaJL) 425
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1) 426
374 He's always been an asshole and borderline retard and the Delaware GOP deserves to be horsewhipped for being unable to defeat him.
ummm....there is no such thing as a "Delaware GOP" look the state is TEENY. it's like a semi-major-metro area (kind of) more than a state, really Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (j9HX3) Yeah, it's weird, like it's a suburb of Philly in the north and a part of Maryland everywhere else. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (pnfZk) 428
Lou Gehrig would like a word.
Posted by: Chris W at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (Y9uNK) 429
Asians are like Jews in that they trend conservative at home and vote Obama at the booth.
fact is , people vote their tribe and offload their own prejudices on whites, who are 'racist'. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (xyLnq) Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (Zz0t1) 431
Have we moved on from the ridiculous, "It's not dementia, it's just a stutter!" excuse to a "Your guy has dementia too!" excuse?
They're still trying the "HOW DARE YOU" about dementia, which they'll then ignore when they yell about Trump having it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (KZzsI) 432
Hossein Sheikholeslam, Iranian thug who interrogated the US Embassy hostages and a big rat in Hezbollah, has succumbed to COVID-19
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (ZIM8o) I'm starting to see an upside to this after all. Licking temples is just daring natural selection to pick you. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (J+mig) 433
412 They want unlimited immigration according to the ones I know...and all from China
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (O98j8) 434
424 Ah, another natural conservative community that votes about 80-20 Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU) No, that just proves that the Democratic party is a centrist party and would be right-wing in any "sane" nation, duh. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (KUaJL) =========== We should probably get everyone who thinks this to move to sane nations unlike ours. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (zZbCU) Posted by: The 5 6 7 8s at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (PD1/H) 436
Good Lors.. In a couple minutes the market went from up 60 to up over 200
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (6XlcD) 437
419 388: they vote open borders and donk.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:44 PM (O98j Andrew Yang saying "White people are mad that we are going to replace them!" pretty much said everything that needed to be said. Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (UnA8+) 438
Didnt Biden say he wants Beto to take everyones guns?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (JRaU+) 439
321 Mr. Scott, I bet they do. The truth is that in a modern mechanical society, much of what is done is unnecessary work that can be rescheduled if needed.
Education is a big driver of congestion on the roads and rescheduling it for better weather is simple prudence. I would apply the same to Wuhan flu. Colleges in particular are proving to be spreaders of this thing via transfer students and study abroad programs and Italy is a popular destination. Same as cruise ships that basically have to recycle air over and over for interior passengers. Basically, we delay this crap, we can defeat it. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (EUDB2) 440
Ah, another natural conservative community that votes about 80-20 Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU) +++++++++++++ Depends on your standard, I suppose. Asians in general aren't down with social constructivism and lots of the modern "social justice" crap. They also take to socialism and other authoritarianism well. But they also tend to have a commitment to family, etc. So if you're a modern Western leftist of the SJW variety, Asians are generally "conservative" even though they come from socialist countries are often amenable to its implementation here. The "conservative vs. liberal" dichotomy here in the US (so far as it actually exists, anyway) is unlike how it is in most places where it is groups with opposing views of authoritarianism. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (I2dne) 441
Apropos of nothing, my long awaited Form 4 Tax Stamp is here. 14 effing months after the ATF cashed my check.
The LGS gave me the good news and then asked if I could come soon and remove it from their safe. Rejoice with me, Siblings, as I triumph over the Man's Regulations. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:46 PM (pndC3) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (Qf83p) 443
Why did Joe speak?? I didn't tell Joe to speak!! Who told Joe to speak??
Posted by: Jackie Chiles Political Consultant at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (l3+k2) 444
Moray eels instinctively attempt to crawl up their victims rectum.
The Moray eel I saw up close in the Philippines had a head that was bigger than a grapefruit. I don't think it'd be able to slither up most people's rectums. Maybe Obama's. Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (i0wNm) 445
296 That was Michael Bilandic, not Jane Byrne, who caught hell for failing to keep things going in Chicago in the face of heavy snowstorms. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (pNxlR) 446
"e's always been an asshole and borderline retard and the Delaware GOP deserves to be horsewhipped for being unable to defeat him. " The cash flow is impressive there, many corporate HQs downtown. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (gKgWg) 447
399 Tubal
Fritz Leiber wrote a Hugo winning story about a generation ship full of people that forgets they are on such a ship - "Ship of Shadows." Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (ZIM8o) Will check it out. Have you read Aurora? Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (bCLt0) 448
look the state is TEENY. it's like a semi-major-metro area (kind of) more than a state, really
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (j9HX3) Yeah, it's weird, like it's a suburb of Philly in the north and a part of Maryland everywhere else. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM (RD7QR) Let's convince them to amalgamate into a super-state of Delmarva, then laugh at them when they realize they only get two senators. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (J+mig) 449
Dina Meyer > Denise Richards
I'm conflicted. Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 10, 2020 12:45 PM Dina definitely. She would be the one who says who wants to be on top first. Richards would be the one who says, "Well, OK. I'll let you. Just consider yourself really lucky." Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (axyOa) 450
Why did Joe speak?? I didn't tell Joe to speak!! Who told Joe to speak?
I told him to stick to the script! Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 10, 2020 12:48 PM (6XlcD) 451
Dina Meyer > Denise Richards Posted by: 6-4-3 This. And Starship troopers 3 has Jolene Blalock. Tank top. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 12:48 PM (wRH1l) 452
Asians are like Jews in that they trend conservative at home and vote Obama at the booth.
fact is , people vote their tribe and offload their own prejudices on whites, who are 'racist'. Posted by: boulder t'hobo ---- The last white man on Earth is going to point to the blacks and say to the Asians, "There all yours now. Enjoy!" It bugs me that Asians stand by and let whites get accused of nonsensical "racism." Once the whites vanish, there goes the protective front line for the Asians, and they will then be the new bad guy. Posted by: RKae at March 10, 2020 12:48 PM (VDp66) 453
sidebar - "Abacab" - yeah, that's from the days when I actually watched MTV a lot. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (Kpl3J) I once took an Abacab to Waterloo with a Dancing Queen. Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 12:48 PM (9wmyx) 454
Ah, another natural conservative community that votes about 80-20 Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU) I suspect that that is because Asians generally keep their heads (protruding nail gets hammered, and all that), and the way to do that in the political context is to be a Democrat. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (YqDXo) 455
Fritz Leiber wrote a Hugo winning story about a generation ship full of people that forgets they are on such a ship - "Ship of Shadows."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (ZIM8o) Oooh...that sounds good. Will find. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (Qf83p) 456
"100 rounds"....
that's like a low-key day at the range, isn't it? If you're firing one a minute, that'll only last you an hour and a half or so. I wish all these ignorant bastards who think television is real would shut their festering gobs about what anyone else "needs". Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (FOGOI) 457
I wonder what that fuckin' sissy boy French will have to say in a few months, when Trump is coming off his third or fourth back to back mega-rally the day that Biden collapses in a HS gym full of a hundred or so old people, from the effort of raising his voice enough for them to hear him? "So what if both of Biden's eyes exploded like a pair of cherry bombs? Trump stumbled over a phrase in Omaha last week. Both sides 'n' shit. Hypocrites! Get right with the Lord by subscribing to the Dispatch and reading 'French Press' weekly to find out why G-d demands you vote Democrat." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (AzW6q) 458
It's interesting watching MAGA Twitter gasp at Biden's conduct ("full of
shit") and cognition when their guy urged actual violence ("knock the crap out of them"), often can't speak a coherent sentence, and repeatedly slurs his words. Neither man is at the peak of his powers. ======== Trumps style of speaking has been consistent throughout his life; no one thinks its a sign of alzeheimers or dementia. Trump frequently veers off into other subjects, but those subjects relate to his initial point and he almost always comes back to tie it all up. Compare and contrast with Biden's "we hold these truths...you know, the 'thing'" speech, his inability to read a teleprompter and to correct himself on the fly when he reads it wrong ("we will re-elect Trump") , his confusion over names ("O'Biden and Bama"), dates and decades (MLK was assassinated in the 70s?!), and his out and out lies (arrested in South Africa) which he may even believe at this point. And his eyes bleed. Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (YxML+) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (ZIM8o) Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (Tnijr) 461
This. And Starship troopers 3 has Jolene Blalock. Tank top.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 12:48 PM (wRH1l) ++++++++++ There was a third "Starship Troopers" movie? I saw the first one and heard of the second one. Never knew about a third one. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (I2dne) 462
452:Asians are just as racist as anyone else.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (ONvIw) 463
I'm not following. Am I racist if I get it, or racist if I don't?
Just kidding. I know the answer is yes. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (krYGQ) 464
455 Fritz Leiber wrote a Hugo winning story about a generation ship full of people that forgets they are on such a ship - "Ship of Shadows."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (ZIM8o) Oooh...that sounds good. Will find. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (Qf83p) ========== ... I've written stories about generation ships... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (zZbCU) 465
They're still trying the "HOW DARE YOU" about dementia, which they'll then ignore when they yell about Trump having it.
Ah. Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (i0wNm) 466
Dina definitely.
She would be the one who says who wants to be on top first. Richards would be the one who says, "Well, OK. I'll let you. Just consider yourself really lucky." Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:47 PM (axyOa) Denise would check her phone during sex. Dina would insist on using it to film. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (wCmLp) Posted by: Mayo Peter at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (v0R5T) 468
Andrew Yang saying "White people are mad that we are going to replace them!" pretty much said everything that needed to be said.
Leftists: destroying someone's culture is genocide! One of the worst things you can do is try to obliterate a race! Also Leftists: we must destroy white people and white culture!!!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI) 469
"Flu that originally came from someplace else but we won't say where for fear of offending somebody somewhere" is too long to write out longhand on medical report. Is there a politically correct code for that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (WI7YS) Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (8FtR3) 471
Hossein Sheikholeslam, Iranian thug who interrogated the US Embassy hostages and a big rat in Hezbollah, has succumbed to COVID-19
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:39 PM (ZIM8o) I'm just worried about how they'll fit his name on a tombstone. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (j3npP) Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (krYGQ) 473
461 This. And Starship troopers 3 has Jolene Blalock. Tank top.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 12:48 PM (wRH1l) ++++++++++ There was a third "Starship Troopers" movie? I saw the first one and heard of the second one. Never knew about a third one. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (I2dne) ======== 2 and 3 were straight to video. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (zZbCU) 474
dammit
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (8FtR3) 476
Can someone do a video with Fleetwood Mac's "Tuck" but instead of saying "Tusk!", insert Joe saying "Shush!"
Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (Tnijr) 477
The LGS gave me the good news and then asked if I could come soon and remove it from their safe.
Congrats. What is "it?" Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (qc+VF) Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (6XlcD) 479
474 dammit
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (ZLI7S) =========== What'd you spill your bong water on this time? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (zZbCU) 480
Leftists: destroying someone's culture is genocide! One of the worst things you can do is try to obliterate a race!
Also Leftists: we must destroy white people and white culture!!!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI) ++++++++++ I suspect this was their biggest mistake. By coming out and calling for the extermination of white people, they are no longer able to pretend that they're not genocidal maniacs. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (I2dne) 481
393
Detroit worker...would have been nice if the worker knew that machine guns are NOT illegal and you can buy as many as your bank account can afford. Would have blown Biden's mind (what little is left of it). Posted by: doesky2 at March 10, 2020 12:41 PM (SsGLz) yep...if you jump through the hoops, pay the fees.....you can have one.... Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (0O7c5) 482
Best part of "Ship Shadows" is Fritz wrote about a talking cat. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (ZIM8o) 483
Fritz Leiber wrote a Hugo winning story about a generation ship full of people that forgets they are on such a ship - "Ship of Shadows."
Sounds like ol' Leiber ripped off WALL-E. Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (i0wNm) 484
459 Aurora?
Nope, what is it? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (ZIM8o) Generation Ship. Kim Stanley Robinson wrote it. Disturbing story. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (bCLt0) 485
Nelson Eddy: When I'm calling Wu hu hu hu hu han
Jeanette MacDonald: I will answer you hack hack cough! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (pndC3) 487
Q: What's the difference between "Longtime Conservative" David French and a raving moronic paranoid delusional leftist in a sanitarium?
A: The sanitarium. Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (X37WA) 488
Tusk not Tuck
Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (Tnijr) 489
Chris Hayes: Standing over a street vent wearing a low cut white dress and blond wig.
Updraft from Vent: COVID-19 Wuhan Virus Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (Zz0t1) 490
The big difference between Trump's insults and Biden's is this: Trump directs his at the pompous and powerful. (Smug journalists, arrogant politicians, celebrity idiots.) Joe insults working class voters to their face. I believe the left calls that "punching down" in other contexts.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (BeYX8) 491
I watched the video but can't hear Biden tell the guy that he is full of shit. Can others hear it?
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (YxML+) 492
Andrew Yang saying "White people are mad that we are going to replace them!"
-- Not so much mad as sadly amused. See also: Farms in Africa Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (krYGQ) 493
437: As my Chinese colleague once said " everyone in China has as much right to be here as you do". Dems support open borders and so do they, even more so.
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:53 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:53 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:53 PM (ZIM8o) 496
I've written stories about generation ships...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (zZbCU) Oops...... Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1) 497
491
I watched the video but can't hear Biden tell the guy that he is full of shit. Can others hear it? Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:52 PM (YxML+) yes, right at the beginning Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (KZzsI) 499
Never knew about a third one. Posted by: Joe Mannix Better than 2. All three, err, 5, on Crackle. 4 was a cgi toon so passed and gave up. I think there's 5. But 3 is good. Finally get the Marauder powered armor. Well, big ass mechs, actually. For 2 minutes. still fun. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (wRH1l) 500
>>Starship troopers
That Denise Richards didn't get a bug-straw jammed into her skull is a movie fail. On the other hand, the queen bug was probably discerning enough to know that Denise Richards' skull is empty and void. Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (u4/yY) 501
And Starship troopers 3 has Jolene Blalock.
Her face reminds me of Bennedict Cucumberpatch. It's symmetrical, and attractive in an unconventional way, but mostly it's just alien-weird. Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (i0wNm) 502
498 Sounds like ol' Leiber ripped off WALL-E.
Yeah, preemptively by like 4 decades. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (KZzsI) ========= No excuse. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (zZbCU) 503
I've got a fever and the only prescription is moar boobies!
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (2Mnv1) 504
"I watched the video but can't hear Biden tell the guy that he is full of shit. Can others hear it?"
Yes, clearly. Near the beginning. Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (Tnijr) 505
LOL.
The Dem's polling place in Fargo is 4 blocks down the street from me, and there are cars parked this far away as people are, I'm guessing, trying to vote for sleepy Joe or crazy Bernie over their lunch break. Posted by: ptschett at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (uHE/j) Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) 507
Illiniwek, Right now, the South China Morning Post is putting out some really good news. It is Hong Kong based and due to both SARs and COV19, it has apparently developed good ties with the Chinese medical research community.
Temperature COV19 likes best at is 48F https://preview.tinyurl.com/vyqp6ne Contagiousness based on a 4 hr bus trip where one guy infected over one dozen. Masks and distances analysis are mentioned along with diagrams of the bus seating and who caught it. China has CCTV surveillance of all public transportation and tracking of the infected. https://preview.tinyurl.com/w99dvxx Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (EUDB2) 508
478 dammit
That's cryptic Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (6XlcD) LOL. I was scrolling up trying to figure out what I missed. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (Ez6QX) 509
because of what will be the yellowest journalism in the long, sordid history of yellow journalism
Yellow journalism sounds very racist to me!!! Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (WI7YS) 510
I've got a fever and the only prescription is moar boobies!
Posted by: Fritz at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (2Mnv1) There's never not a time for Moar Boobies. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) 511
WU'S VIRUS THIS IS?
Posted by: fly gal at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (8TdcF) 512
500 >>Starship troopers
That Denise Richards didn't get a bug-straw jammed into her skull is a movie fail. On the other hand, the queen bug was probably discerning enough to know that Denise Richards' skull is empty and void. Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (u4/yY) =========== I was very impressed by the psychic Neil Patrick Harris approaching an obviously terrified Brain Bug, touching it to read its emotions, and then announcing that it was afraid. I like the movie, but it has its dumb parts. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (zZbCU) 513
Also, French fails to note the difference between bagging on your political enemies who hate you you and deride you daily, and bagging on a random factory worker at a campaign event. One is unorthodox and perhaps distasteful to some cucks, the other is demented, and terrible retail politics. But instead - both sides! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (AzW6q) 514
here's one - don't know how complete it is.
twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1237403481314598918 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (zQhAi) That is must see. Dayum, Joe. Just dayum. You are beyond lost. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (XF4b8) 515
Fritz Lieber is one of my favorite authors, the guy was amazingly creative and brilliant
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (KZzsI) 516
Her face reminds me of Bennedict Cucumberpatch. It's symmetrical, and attractive in an unconventional way, but mostly it's just alien-weird.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (i0wNm) ++++++++++++ Jolene Blalock has teh hawt. Her form-fitting "uniform" in "Star Trek: Enterprise" was a major booster for the show. And there's your Trek reference for this thread. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (I2dne) Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (ZLI7S) 518
Look you dog faced horse's ass, did I know what I was saying when FDR went on TV to calm people in the great recession, hell no. And am I the guy that has been Oregon DC for years and done nothing? Hell yes. So you shut your lying cat faced you know.. ahh..the thing.. ahhh word noises come in to. I'll row my bike up any river in Libya you can wash me with an AR14 even if it has a 1000 round clip. Now get out of my way fatso.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (pw+jk) 519
Most Chinese I know proudly say that the US is an economic zone, not a country
Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (ONvIw) Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (axyOa) 521
Asians are just as racist as anyone else.
Heh. Ever hear an old Korean talk about black people? They'd make a 1930s Klansman say, "Hold on there, you're being a little racist." Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (i0wNm) 522
"Trump directs his at the pompous and powerful. (Smug journalists, arrogant politicians, celebrity idiots.) Joe insults working class voters to their face."
And the media is horrified by the former, and yawns at the latter. Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (eAZVt) 523
David Frum@davidfrum
Kind of amazing that anybody thinks this video makes Biden look anything other than terrific. He shushes the aide who wants to lead him away - and then engages a hostile critic face to face, fact to fact. Impressive. - Well, I was certainly impressed. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (+y/Ru) 524
480 Leftists: destroying someone's culture is genocide! One of the worst things you can do is try to obliterate a race!
Also Leftists: we must destroy white people and white culture!!!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:50 PM (KZzsI) ++++++++++ I suspect this was their biggest mistake. By coming out and calling for the extermination of white people, they are no longer able to pretend that they're not genocidal maniacs. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:51 PM (I2dne) The Black and Women's movements have the same problem. They won. They got equal rights laws passed. Hell they got affirmative action. But how do you continue to have power and get money if everything you said you wanted, you got? You take the movement, and change it from equality, to now you have to have supremacy for past wrongdoing. Same with the Gay marriage crap. They won, now shut up and sit down! But noooooo, they continue to push for weirder and weirder shit like Men in Women's bathrooms, and EVERYTHING must be gay. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (NgKpN) 525
I'm sad today.
Moving soon and moving my kids stuff to storage. Empty nesting sucks. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) Take solace in the fact that you did a good job and your kid is out there representing you well, making you look good. I know, likely doesn't help much, but I'm Sponge, so..... Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1) 526
506 I'm sad today.
Moving soon and moving my kids stuff to storage. Empty nesting sucks. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) You can use the empty rooms for, uh, stuff. Let your imagination run wild, nurse. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (bCLt0) 527
I was very impressed by the psychic Neil Patrick Harris approaching an obviously terrified Brain Bug, touching it to read its emotions, and then announcing that it was afraid.
I like the movie, but it has its dumb parts. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (zZbCU) +++++++++++++ Would you like to know more? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (I2dne) 528
And the media is horrified by the former, and yawns at the latter.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (eAZVt) The media are the former and agree with the latter. Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (X37WA) 529
Always funny to watch a first timer see a moray. All they want is a very big weapon to kill it dead.
Posted by: A Pig at March 10, 2020 12:42 PM (ZLI7S) When a worm bites your paw With a tooth-studded jaw Dat's a moray. Posted by: Paul Anka at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (miJU3) 530
WI TU LO virus.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (zGrBH) 531
523 David Frum@davidfrum
Kind of amazing that anybody thinks this video makes Biden look anything other than terrific. He shushes the aide who wants to lead him away - and then engages a hostile critic face to face, fact to fact. Impressive. - Well, I was certainly impressed. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (+y/Ru) ========= This is the video where Biden calls the AR-15 and AR-14, right? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU) 532
Empty nesting sucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) Hugs to you, nurse. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (Ez6QX) Posted by: Candiru at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (v0R5T) 534
This is the video where Biden calls the AR-15 and AR-14, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March yes Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (HALdu) 535
On the subject of generation ships, there's a little known sci-fi movie called Pandorum I'd recommend. Bombed at the box office, was actually pretty good.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (J+mig) 536
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/ESsmgnRUEAEM74v?format=jpg&name=small
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (eQh3B) 537
527 I was very impressed by the psychic Neil Patrick Harris approaching an obviously terrified Brain Bug, touching it to read its emotions, and then announcing that it was afraid.
I like the movie, but it has its dumb parts. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (zZbCU) +++++++++++++ Would you like to know more? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (I2dne) ============ I would like to sign up for the mobile infantry. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU) 538
I like the movie, but it has its dumb parts.
I find it hilarious in that Verhooven thought he was crafting a brilliant and savage takedown of the military and patriotism but instead made a movie that celebrated it. He was so totally socked into a bubble of like thinking minds that he did not realize that the lines about violence would resonate as accurate rather than horrifying. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI) 539
Empty nesting sucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) yes it does, the girls will be home this summer for a bit but this will probably be the last time. oldest is a teacher and younger one graduates and is job hunting ......youngest boy's room has already been turned into the music room and oldest boy's room is the dedicated guest room.......i look around and hear the ghosts of their youth ..... it went by so quickly..... Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:58 PM (0O7c5) 540
534 This is the video where Biden calls the AR-15 and AR-14, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March yes Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (HALdu) ========= Fact to fact! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:58 PM (zZbCU) 541
Fahfred and the Gray Mouser stories were always fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:58 PM (ZIM8o) 542
535 On the subject of generation ships, there's a little known sci-fi movie called Pandorum I'd recommend. Bombed at the box office, was actually pretty good.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (J+mig) Will look it up. Thanks. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:58 PM (bCLt0) 543
>>I was very impressed by the psychic Neil Patrick
Harris approaching an obviously terrified Brain Bug, touching it to read its emotions, and then announcing that it was afraid. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:55 PM (zZbCU) Weren't the human women in the second movie captured and impregnated with half-spider/half-human babies in a kind of "bug inter-species assimilation" ploy? They weren't? Huh. Wrong movie. Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 12:58 PM (u4/yY) 544
To Wong Flu
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (k/TB6) 545
521 Asians are just as racist as anyone else.
Heh. Ever hear an old Korean talk about black people? They'd make a 1930s Klansman say, "Hold on there, you're being a little racist." Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM (i0wNm) I've said it before. I've traveled the world, and the US is the LEAST Racist country that exists. At least it was up until about 1990, when things started to go sideways here. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (NgKpN) 546
"For the World is Hollow, and I have touched the Sky!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (Kpl3J) 547
do you need a hundred rounds?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (0O7c5) 548
Is Thomas Eagleton still in the wings ?
Perhaps, they can exhume him for VP. Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (3aI0K) 549
538 I like the movie, but it has its dumb parts.
I find it hilarious in that Verhooven thought he was crafting a brilliant and savage takedown of the military and patriotism but instead made a movie that celebrated it. He was so totally socked into a bubble of like thinking minds that he did not realize that the lines about violence would resonate as accurate rather than horrifying. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI) ========== Speaks to the interesting intersection of author intent and textualism. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (zZbCU) 550
You can use the empty rooms for, uh, stuff. Let your imagination run wild, nurse.
You can turn one into a game room! Get a nice table, some posters, dice rollers, comfy chairs... what? Not what you meant? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (KZzsI) 551
... and then engages a hostile critic... You mean a middle-class average VOTER, you stupid fake Republican fake elitist fat fraud? David Frum is the reason the GOP sucks. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (rIEGA) 552
543
Weren't the human women in the second movie captured and impregnated with half-spider/half-human babies in a kind of "bug inter-species assimilation" ploy? They weren't? Huh. Wrong movie. Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 12:58 PM (u4/yY) ========== Your fanfic is weird. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (zZbCU) 553
280 Grump,
19 of those deaths come from the Nursing home in WA and it has spawned 160 cases from that initial node. Im surprised its not more- family members visiting their loved ones and all workers there would carry the virus home and infect their family and friends. That's fewer than 9 subsequent infections per death. Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (YxML+) 554
"Mr. Biden, how many rounds does your security detail have available at this instant? 2000? 3000?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (krYGQ) 555
Is the Starship Troopers book better than the movie? Cause the movie is, you know
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (bCLt0) 556
And his eyes bleed.
Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 12:49 PM (YxML+) Is it his retina's that are bleeding? Cuz if so, your retina's are more or less literally direct extensions of you brain living outside your skull. And if those are bleeding like hell, think what's going on inside the mothership. Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (9wmyx) 557
544 To Wong Flu
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (k/TB6) thanks for nothing, Julie Newmar. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (Kpl3J) 558
555 Is the Starship Troopers book better than the movie? Cause the movie is, you know
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (bCLt0) =========== They're very different, which is one of the reasons that many big fans of the book don't like the film. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (zZbCU) 559
Oh nurse. I know been through it. Me and hubby cried like babies when our daughter moved out. Now she's back lol!
Posted by: jewells45 at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (BLT3V) 560
do you need a hundred rounds?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (0O7c5) I need 5,000 rounds. At least. Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (YxML+) 561
445 Krebs, you are right, Byrne won because of it. I rate my answer as half assed wrong.
Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (EUDB2) 562
If Joe started pointing his finger in my face threatening me... Hmmm, would I hock a huge loogie in his facelifted eye? Grab that finger and break it off? Grab that finger and tell his little handlers to get bent. Or start screaming at him that he needs to back off motherfucker!!! LOL. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (gKgWg) 563
...and then engages a hostile critic... This is what the Never-Been-Republicans AlwaysCucks really think about People. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 01:00 PM (rIEGA) 564
German hospital creates drive-through for testing...
- Drive through medical care. "Yeah, I'll take heart bypass and a vasectomy." "Do you want a liposuction with that? " Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (+y/Ru) 565
I'm sad today.
Moving soon and moving my kids stuff to storage. Empty nesting sucks. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) You could get.....a monkey. Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (X/Pw5) 566
Is the Starship Troopers book better than the movie? Cause the movie is, you know
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (bCLt0) - I enjoyed the movie the one time I saw it a couple of decades ago. I read the book every five years or so. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (krYGQ) 567
You can turn one into a game room! Get a nice table, some posters, dice rollers, comfy chairs ... what? Not what you meant?
Shag carpet, track lighting and a few lava lamps... plus cocaine. Lot's and lot's of cocaine. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (pndC3) 568
David Frum is easily impressed
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (iTXRQ) 569
542 535 On the subject of generation ships, there's a little known sci-fi movie called Pandorum I'd recommend. Bombed at the box office, was actually pretty good.
Another good SciFi film is a film from 2009 called Knowing with Nicholas Cage... Pretty good Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (6XlcD) 570
I find it hilarious in that Verhooven thought he was crafting a brilliant and savage takedown of the military and patriotism but instead made a movie that celebrated it. He was so totally socked into a bubble of like thinking minds that he did not realize that the lines about violence would resonate as accurate rather than horrifying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI) ++++++ The book, too, has an interesting story. In part, it was a self-response by Heinlein to criticism over "Stranger in a Strange Land." It is sort of a mirror-universe version of that world (authoritarian vision vs. libertine vision, etc.). It is one of the stories where I like the book and the movie approximately the same. Quite different, but both were worth consuming. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (I2dne) 571
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You could get.....a monkey. Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (X/Pw5) ========== I thought Kurt got banned. How will you find him? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (zZbCU) 572
LOL. New York Governor just put his Coronavirus containment area in a New York suburb, close to one of the few downstate Republican districts in the state.
He will deploy the National Guard and shut down access to the area for at least two weeks. This is called payback for voting the wrong way. Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (VpIIl) 573
You can use the empty rooms for, uh, stuff. Let your imagination run wild, nurse.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:56 PM I'm seeing a great opportunity here. Nurse Ratchet's Emporium and Otter Triage Clinik! Mask rentals by the hour. Gun range out back. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (axyOa) 574
You give me fever when you kiss me Fever when you hold me tight Fever in the mornin' Fever all through the night Posted by: Peggy Lee at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (CDGwz) 575
Ancient Chinese secretion, huh?
Posted by: You're old if you get this at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (wCLLY) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (rIEGA) 577
Question: Is "Don't touch your face" pretty much code for "Don't pick your nose" and "Don't stick your dirty fingers in your mouth"?
Cuz I don't see how scratching my chin would make me sick. Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (YxML+) Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (ZLI7S) 579
Weren't the human women in the second movie captured and impregnated with half-spider/half-human babies in a kind of "bug inter-species assimilation" ploy?
They weren't? Huh. Wrong movie. Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 12:58 PM (u4/yY) That was the sequel to "The Sound of Movie". "The Bugs are Alive!" Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (9wmyx) 580
I need 5,000 rounds. At least.
-- I can't think of a single time I ever heard anyone in a post-conflict interview state that they had too much ammunition. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (krYGQ) 581
David Frum@davidfrum
Kind of amazing that anybody thinks this video makes Biden look anything other than terrific. He shushes the aide who wants to lead him away - and then engages a hostile critic face to face, fact to fact. Impressive. Now, you fat fuck. Put Trump in that situation and have him act as Biden did. You say the exact opposite. Go sit on a Gladius, asshole. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (Zz0t1) 582
Another good SciFi film is a film from 2009 called Knowing with Nicholas Cage... Pretty good
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (6XlcD) Never heard of it, will check it out. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (J+mig) 583
555 Is the Starship Troopers book better than the movie? Cause the movie is, you know
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (bCLt0) Sci Fi classic. IMO still the best Military Sci Fi ever written. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (NgKpN) 584
People rub their eyes a lot. That's a vector for infection.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (X37WA) 585
I find it hilarious in that Verhooven thought he was crafting a brilliant and savage takedown of the military and patriotism but instead made a movie that celebrated it. He was so totally socked into a bubble of like thinking minds that he did not realize that the lines about violence would resonate as accurate rather than horrifying.
I cannot forgive Verhooven for turning an awesome Sci-Fi story in campy, preachy, extremely heavy handed political commentary, schlocky crap. He literally had NPH in a SS uniform for goodness sake. I have no idea how anyone can enjoy that crap. Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (i0wNm) 586
I've actually been calling this "corona virus" since the beginning. But if they insist, I'll start calling it Wuhan virus.
Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (eAZVt) 587
582 Another good SciFi film is a film from 2009 called Knowing with Nicholas Cage... Pretty good
Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (6XlcD) Never heard of it, will check it out. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (J+mig) =========== I love Knowing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (zZbCU) Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (y7DUB) 589
583 555 Is the Starship Troopers book better than the movie? Cause the movie is, you know
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 12:59 PM (bCLt0) Sci Fi classic. IMO still the best Military Sci Fi ever written. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (NgKpN) ======== I prefer Ender's Game, personally. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (zZbCU) 590
That guy wasn't hostile. Joe was the one yelling. Not that it makes a difference. Joe is a nasty son of a bitch Democrat thru and thru and will be their candidate or I will eat a whole gallon of mint chocolate chip cookie ice cream all by myself.
Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (Tnijr) 591
I'd like to thank the usual suspects for self-identifying as tools of the murderous Xi dictatorship.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (CClpm) 592
I thought Kurt got banned. How will you find him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (zZbCU) I'll be baahk.... Posted by: Kurt Schwartzenegger at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (Zz0t1) 593
I'm sad today.
Moving soon and moving my kids stuff to storage. Empty nesting sucks. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) You could get.....a monkey. Posted by: BignJames at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (X/Pw5) Walks and cocktails on Alki Beach should cheer you up! Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (YxML+) 594
People rub their eyes a lot. That's a vector for infection.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM That's a vector Victor. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (axyOa) 595
Rose Byrne.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (Qf83p) 596
Do not get me wrong. I have seen Starship Troopers several times. Because reasons.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (bCLt0) 597
Again with the finger!!!
Posted by: Willy Clark at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (aKsyK) 598
How do you go even 15 minutes without touching your face?
Maybe we should all be wearing dog cones. Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (v0R5T) 599
542 535 On the subject of generation ships, there's a
little known sci-fi movie called Pandorum I'd recommend. Bombed at the box office, was actually pretty good. Another good SciFi film is a film from 2009 called Knowing with Nicholas Cage... Pretty good Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (6XlcD) Pandorum was really good, had that Event Horizon vibe to it. Another Nick Cage sci fi movie that is really trippy, The Color Out of Space. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (k/TB6) 600
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (eQh3B)
Could you please use a tinyurl and also explain what the link is about, because I don't want to click on something for which I have no idea what it is. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (WI7YS) 601
>>Quite different, but both were worth consuming. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (I2dne)
One was worth grokking. The other one, not so much. Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (u4/yY) 602
Anyone know where I can get an AR-14. Biden actually threatened to slap the guy, said he was full of shit and a horses ass. Dear SloJoe. When you're trying to make a sale. A) Know what you are talking about (I know that's a stretch) B) Don't insult the customer. Fucking senile idiot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (TNy/K) 603
Sci Fi classic. IMO still the best Military Sci Fi ever written.
-- It and Forever War are sort of the two must-reads of the genre. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (krYGQ) 604
what I learned this year is that the WHO is under China 's thumb
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (I2dne) 606
One thing about Troopers 2: no sense of humor or self awareness AT ALL. Unrelentingly bleak, no snarky Rico or Adm. Phid. Richard Burgi's great, but can't carry this movie. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (wRH1l) Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (9wmyx) 608
hat guy wasn't hostile. Joe was the one yelling. Not that it makes a difference. Joe is a nasty son of a bitch Democrat
Dr. Jill has told him he is "special." Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (6XlcD) 609
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I prefer Ender's Game, personally. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (zZbCU) Is that the one with the kids in it? Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (bCLt0) 610
That's a vector Victor.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (axyOa) Roger, Roger. What??? Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (k/TB6) 611
David Frum@davidfrum
Kind of amazing that anybody thinks this video makes Biden look anything other than terrific. He shushes the aide who wants to lead him away - and then engages a hostile critic face to face, fact to fact. Impressive. Impressive how easily someone pushed his buttons. This is going to be fun. Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (asM0l) 612
Empty nesting sucks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) I'll tell you what my mom has always told me, "You'd be much sadder if they couldn't grow, you want them to have normal lives. Imagine if there was some tragedy that prevented it." I cried like hell packing them for college, alone with their socks and underwear. Then I let go. Posted by: dagny at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (nRWPy) 613
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One thing about Troopers 2: no sense of humor or self awareness AT ALL. Unrelentingly bleak, no snarky Rico or Adm. Phid. Richard Burgi's great, but can't carry this movie. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (wRH1l) =========== Michael Ironside really should have been in it. He should have played every role. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (zZbCU) 614
One was worth grokking. The other one, not so much.
Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 01:04 PM (u4/yY) ++++++++++ Well, if you're gonna bring groking into it, then sure. The book is far more worthwhile from that standpoint. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (I2dne) 615
And please don't make me choose.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (krYGQ) 616
his Coronavirus containment area in a New York suburb, close to one of the few downstate Republican districts in the state.
He will deploy the National Guard and shut down access to the area for at least two weeks. This is called payback for voting the wrong way. Posted by: Marcus T at March should have it in the house of that cocksucker that give it to 90 some. Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (HALdu) 617
Thanks for Everything Flulie Flumar?
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (X37WA) 618
AR-14 is .222 Rem. Obviously.
Posted by: AR-47 with banana clips and mango chutney at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (BrfST) 619
In the sidebar, the second ad for marathon candy, I think the pilot who gets the bar is the actor who played Seinfeld's uncle!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (Ejm1K) 620
A Michigan mayor and longtime Republican has decided to renounce President Donald Trump in favor of former Vice President Joe Biden.
Michael Taylor, mayor of Sterling Heights, MI, "I remember thinking this Trump thing is insane, but when it was down to him and Hillary, I kind of said, 'Well, you are a Republican, and yeah he's nuts, but maybe he'll get better and you know he's going to lower taxes . . . I slowly talked myself into it. 'He can't seriously be this deranged once he gets in there,' and he's even more deranged now than I thought then. So, I take the blame. I voted for him." - Yeah, Trump is the deranged one. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (+y/Ru) 621
That is the best part of the movie - Herr Oberststurmfuhrer Doogie Howser.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (ZIM8o) 622
Is "Patterico" pronounced: - Pat-err-ih-co or - Pat-er-eek-oh ? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (I2dne) -------- Neither. It's pronounced "terrible attorney and all-around shithead." It's French. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (AzW6q) 623
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I prefer Ender's Game, personally. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (zZbCU) Is that the one with the kids in it? Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (bCLt0) ========= Yup. The ending is a gut punch. The movie kind of undermines the ending by some design choices that give the game away, but I still love it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (zZbCU) 624
598 How do you go even 15 minutes without touching your face?
Maybe we should all be wearing dog cones. Cones of shame.. You made me spit my coffee... LOL Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (6XlcD) 625
Biden is the guy who implied that Beto, Mr We Will Confiscate Your Guns will be his lead on disarming people. He is also now funded by Bloomberg
Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (VpIIl) 626
Biden told one guy that he wasn't his boss. Joe seems a bit confused about how our system works.
Posted by: dagny at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (nRWPy) 627
I'm gonna start calling it the Chris Hayes virus. Symptoms: Androgyny, you start to look like a middle-aged bulldyke lesbo Uncontrollable crying and over-emotionalism A desire to tell black people how to think Severe decrease in bench press, down to around 10lbs. You start talking real fast so no one can hear wht it is you're saying Chocolate addiction Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (gKgWg) 628
https://youtu.be/W5yVGmfivAk
If you want to keep from getting this virus, take more vitamin D. My O2 levels are way up, since I doubled the dose I'm taking. Why is it a problem in Seattle? Low vitamin D levels in the population. Same in that nursing home. Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (JKNZq) 629
People like Bernie Sanders get rewarded or punished for actions that are connected to the real world in ways they have never and will never understand. For them, there literally is no connection at all to wider cause and effect, only to what happens in their immediate surroundings. We, the people whose world gets destroyed by their clueless actions, are dismissed as hateful dickheads out to get them for no good reason. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (SSVHF) 630
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Drive through medical care. "Yeah, I'll take heart bypass and a vasectomy." "Do you want a liposuction with that? " Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ---------- *Today's Special* Buy an appendectomy, and we throw in a circumcision for free! Posted by: McDocs at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (CDGwz) 631
I'm so behind on the threads, but I wanted to say THANK YOU for this:
From the inimitable William Shatner: https://youtu.be/Be85ZsJCIAI?t=46 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 11:12 AM (I2dne) ---- Having seen The Shat at a small venue before, I would pay to experience Shat Unplugged, just an open mike and a few bongos. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (Dc2NZ) 632
Is "Patterico" pronounced:
- Pat-err-ih-co or - Pat-er-eek-oh ? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (I2dne) According to his website the latter Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (y7DUB) 633
Kind of amazing that anybody thinks this video makes Biden look anything other than terrific. He shushes the aide who wants to lead him away - and then engages a hostile critic face to face, fact to fact. Impressive.
--------- Leftists lie as easily as most people breathe. Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (X37WA) 634
I love Knowing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (zZbCU) ....and Knowing is half the battle. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1) 635
In the sidebar, the second ad for Marathon candy, I think the pilot who gets the bar is the actor who played Seinfeld's uncle!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2020 * * Len Lesser, "Uncle Leo." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (Ejm1K) Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (ZLI7S) 637
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AR-14 is .222 Rem. Obviously. Posted by: AR-47 with banana clips and mango chutney at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (BrfST) I thought it was a necked down 22-250? Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (k/TB6) 638
If you want to keep from getting this virus, take more vitamin D. My O2 levels are way up, since I doubled the dose I'm taking. Why is it a problem in Seattle? Low vitamin D levels in the population. Same in that nursing home.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (JKNZq) I have calcium with vitamin D added. Does that count or should I have a separate D supplement? Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (Ez6QX) Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (Zz0t1) 640
>>One thing about Troopers 2: no sense of humor or self awareness AT ALL. Unrelentingly bleak, no snarky Rico or Adm. Phid.
Richard Burgi's great, but can't carry this movie. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (wRH1l) Did anyone get a bug-straw vacuum jammed into their skull in the second one? Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (u4/yY) 641
I think the best Generation Ship story is one of the first, Heinlein's "Orphans of the Sky". Also one where the inhabitants have forgotten they're on a ship.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (Kpl3J) 642
Kind of amazing that anybody thinks this video makes Biden look anything other than terrific. He shushes the aide who wants to lead him away - and then engages a hostile critic face to face, fact to fact. Impressive.
Yeah, facts like "do you NEED 100 round magazines?" and "Are machine guns legal?" and "you're a horse's ass". Devastating facts indeed. Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 01:08 PM (i0wNm) 643
I like "Knowing", but it's thirty seconds too long.
And that keeps it from being a great movie. Once the creepy space dudes reveal themselves to be angels and the kids go to Eden or wherever, it throws away it brilliant horror vibe of a parent desperate to save his children, and enters eye-rolling territory. Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (9wmyx) Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (xefD9) 645
I'm seeing a great opportunity here.
Nurse Ratchet's Emporium and Otter Triage Clinik! Mask rentals by the hour. Gun range out back. Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2020 01:02 PM (axyOa) ----- Try the Woodpecker Shooting Gallery! Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (PD1/H) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (CClpm) 647
I told myself to not touch my face while at BJs and the drive home.
You'd think there were ants crawling all over it. The second I had my hands washed and alcohols, ants vanished. Posted by: dagny at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (nRWPy) 648
Now don't make fun of the spastic children.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (2xJB5) 649
Doctor doctor gimme the news I gotta bad case of wuhan flu no pill's gonna cure my ills I gotta bad case of wuuuu- han flu Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (iTXRQ) 650
603 Sci Fi classic. IMO still the best Military Sci Fi ever written.
-- It and Forever War are sort of the two must-reads of the genre. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:05 PM (krYGQ) Just reread Forever War. Good but not as good as I remembered it. Hmmm, may have to go revisit me some Hammer's Slammers next. Or maybe some Dorsai. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 01:09 PM (NgKpN) 651
The ending is a gut punch.
The movie kind of undermines the ending by some design choices that give the game away, but I still love it. They flat out tell them that it is real. They think it's a test, a very very unfair one, all the way to the end in the book. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (pndC3) 652
In just 21 words, Boasberg provided the first judicial declaration the FBI had misled the [FISA] court, not just committed process errors. "There is thus little doubt that the government breached its duty of candor to the Court with respect to those applications," Boasberg wrote.
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (3aI0K) 653
It will get easier, Nurse. You'll find something to fill in the time. It's sad because that time of your life is over. (And as a non-parent, grandkids are wonderful. I hope my stepson can keep his son in his life.)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (JKNZq) 654
Won't click on patterico what are their panties in a wad about today?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (TNy/K) Posted by: f'd at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (Tnijr) 656
Anybody seen the movie Crazy Sick Asians?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (k/TB6) 657
"Masks and distances analysis are mentioned along
with diagrams of the bus seating and who caught it. China has CCTV surveillance of all public transportation and tracking of the infected." https://preview.tinyurl.com/w99dvxx Posted by: whig thanks ... it says small droplets can remain airborne for 30 minutes ... so that is bad news. But good to know. And that masks worked against those droplets. "The coronavirus that causes Covid-19 can linger in the air for at least 30 minutes and travel up to 4.5 metres -- further than the 'safe distance' advised by health authorities around the world, according to a study by a team of Chinese government epidemiologists." Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (Cus5s) 658
I love Knowing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:03 PM (zZbCU) ....and Knowing is half the battle. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (Zz0t1) ------ G. I. Joe! Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (PD1/H) 659
Won't click on patterico what are their panties in a wad about today?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (TNy/K) Trump. Duh..... Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (Zz0t1) 660
"495 "Ship of Shadows" was published in 1969.
So... Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 12:53 PM (ZIM8o)" Thanks. Somebody had to say it. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (zlgJP) 661
The guy who sells Relax watches and Gucco purses sells AR14s.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (C1Lsn) Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S) 663
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friend's nose Unless you from Wuhan Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (v0R5T) 664
I have calcium with vitamin D added. Does that count or should I have a separate D supplement?
First, make sure it's vitamin D-3, "cholecalciferol" Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (n6bs1) 665
Starship Troopers - the Movie was just Showgirls in Space.
Fight Me! Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (Kpl3J) 666
AR-14 is .222 Rem. Obviously.
Posted by: AR-47 with banana clips and mango chutney at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (BrfST) === An AR-14 will take .222 Rem or 5.54mm. Best to buy the AR-14 that is made to take 5.54mm as the barrel pressures are higher. Do not put 5.54 in an AR-14 made for .222 Rem. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (pw+jk) 667
651 The ending is a gut punch.
The movie kind of undermines the ending by some design choices that give the game away, but I still love it. They flat out tell them that it is real. They think it's a test, a very very unfair one, all the way to the end in the book. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (pndC3) ========== I was trying not to spoil it, but... In the film, the final tests use computer graphics that look too real. So, Ender gets told that it's a test, but the audience's eyes say that it's real as they watch. They should have made the effects of the ships less realistic, more pixelated, to help sell the idea of the game instead of the reality. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (zZbCU) 668
Just reread Forever War. Good but not as good as I remembered it.
-- I think what takes away from re-reads is the impact of encountering the time-travel aspect for the first time. It's interesting in regards to the story in subsequent reads, but it's great to stumble into that first time. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (krYGQ) 669
First, make sure it's vitamin D-3, "cholecalciferol"
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (n6bs1) Thanks Posted by: Jordan61 at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (Ez6QX) 670
Question: Is "Don't touch your face" pretty much code for "Don't pick your nose" and "Don't stick your dirty fingers in your mouth"?
Cuz I don't see how scratching my chin would make me sick. Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 * * I have to touch my face when I shave, don't I? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM (Ejm1K) 671
Uhhhh.....Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Democrats want to kill you. By any means necessary. Period. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: kactus at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (K+AOO) 673
He recommends just vitamin D. My doctor found I had low D levels and put me on a high dose for a month. Then she told me to go with 2000 IU. This last week, I doubled it and it has helped. I will leave it at that level for awhile.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (JKNZq) 674
The people who sign the checks for the propagandists are traitors who sell out the United States to China for a few bucks. This always has been a double-edged sword for the Left, as its financiers are heavily invested in China and the propaganda outlets and the paid congressional whores cannot admit the obvious about what needs to be done.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (puu6v) 675
Won't click on patterico what are their panties in a wad about today?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (TNy/K) Trump. Duh..... Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:10 P So a day ending in Y. Thanks, thought it might be some fresh rage or something .Saved me from going there. That site is like drudge or hawt air, dead to me. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (TNy/K) 676
>>I told myself to not touch my face while at BJs
Must resist temptation ... Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:11 PM Wait...here?! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (ejd/p) 677
553 LASue,
I have not been able to find much of anything regarding contagiousness related to age. Part of the problem is that anyone, of any age, dealing with a lot of sick people in confinement Under 15 almost never get sick from it but unclear whether they can carry the virus. Young folks 15-30, if they do get it, rarely get sick, unclear about whether the degree that their immune systems fight it off (it latches onto ACE 2 receptors which increase with age). 30-50, infections are more serious but rarely fatal which is probably related to cytokine storm effects. Starting with 50 and up, the rate starts getting more serious of death and severe complications but so does other concurrent health issues. Look up my previous post on with the bus and mask article from the South China Morning Post. The article has a diagram of who got infected on the bus by seating arrangement and deals with whether or not the other passengers had a mask, distance, etc. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (EUDB2) 678
If you want to keep from getting this virus, take more vitamin D. My O2 levels are way up, since I doubled the dose I'm taking. Why is it a problem in Seattle? Low vitamin D levels in the population. Same in that nursing home.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 01:07 PM (JKNZq) D is an excellent choice as is deep breathing to improve capacity and keep fluids at bay. I also think keeping warm is very important. No cold does not cause illness, but many viruses love cooler body temperatures no matter how they got cooler. Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (ONvIw) 679
Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Stop and ponder how fucking stupid that is. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (CClpm) Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (pndC3) 681
679 Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Stop and ponder how fucking stupid that is. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (CClpm) ========== But it's Trump who's bungling this. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (zZbCU) 682
So a day ending in Y. Thanks, thought it might be some fresh rage or something .Saved me from going there. That site is like drudge or hawt air, dead to me. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (TNy/K) Well, I'm guessing, but when you're a pony that only has one trick after 2016, I'm betting I'm reasonably accurate. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (Zz0t1) 683
I'm sad today.
Moving soon and moving my kids stuff to storage. Empty nesting sucks. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2) -------- We downsized last year, miss the place but not the work. Easier for us since our kids/grandkids are 10 minutes south and the other is 15 minutes west. I miss our dog that passed a few months before we moved more than the house tbh. Posted by: jhawk90 at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (Xvo1a) 684
Stop and ponder how fucking stupid that is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (CClpm) ++++++++ It isn't stupid if they want you dead (or are willing to accept your death in exchange for harming Trump). Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (I2dne) 685
680 I was trying not to spoil it, but ...
Darth Vader is Luke's father!?! Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (pndC3) ========== No, his mother. Han Solo is his father's, brother's, cousin's former roommate. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (zZbCU) 686
Showgirls is so great....much greater than Roadhouse.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (2xJB5) 687
"Time to ask Sundown Joe the same question (and get the same answer)."
=======================================The same answer? Maybe! Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (Pqytn) 688
Uhhhh.....Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Democrats want to kill you. By any means necessary. Period. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1) It's nice to see the Chinese getting good value for their money. The American Taxpayer? Not so much. Posted by: naturalfake at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (9wmyx) 689
My nose itches.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (v0R5T) 690
You know what would tame this SJW bullshit? Being made to have a job where you had to do something productive in order to make a living.
Where that Zod character and why isn't his canal further along? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (i0ykY) 691
Did anyone get a bug-straw vacuum jammed into their skull in the second one? Posted by: Zod Nah, they got this little bugs they jam down your throat, turn you into a walking skin-bug. If you want gore, 2's got it. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (wRH1l) 692
I think the best Generation Ship story is one of the first, Heinlein's "Orphans of the Sky". Also one where the inhabitants have forgotten they're on a ship.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 * * Wasn't that the very first such story? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (Ejm1K) 693
Stop and ponder how fucking stupid that is. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (CClpm) They do this AFTER Bernie goes to the Fox News Town Hall and says he WOULD NOT CLOSE THE BORDER in a pandemic. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (Ejm1K) 695
671 Uhhhh.....Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Democrats want to kill you. By any means necessary. Period. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1) The Senate will kill it. Then a Hawaiian Judge will abolish the Senate and decree it imposed. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (J+mig) 696
679 Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Stop and ponder how fucking stupid that is. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (CClpm) How are these "Only Trump can't do this!" laws even remotely constitutional? Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (UnA8+) 697
Showgirls is so great....much greater than Roadhouse.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (2xJB5) From a titty standpoint, I have to agree here. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (Zz0t1) 698
Jordan Rachel on Twitter:
"There's no water on the shelves, no toilet paper, events are being canceled.... it's like a Bernie Sanders test run" https://preview.tinyurl.com/tejo29t Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (i0wNm) 699
thanks, yall
no game room no monkey no shooting range. just me and Lucy in 500 sq feet. or less, I can't rmember. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (d7Ww2) 700
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
I always knew those heathens would go to far. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S) 701
Patterico's site is having IT problems - comment section is working improperly. He blames Russian bots, of course - Putin is very afraid of his insightful analysis and wants Patterico taken out, apparently. I guess to stop him from spreading the truth to the nine people who follow him. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (AzW6q) 702
I must be really old fashioned. I keep thinking that some new disease has to actually get really bad before everyone goes crazy about how bad it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (Kpl3J) 703
Won't click on patterico what are their panties in a wad about today?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 10, 2020 01:10 PM (TNy/K) The loon prosecutor thinks Russian bots have attacked his dogshit site because some of his loyal penis sippers can't get logged in. He probably banned them accidentally. Posted by: Captain Hate at March 10, 2020 01:16 PM (y7DUB) 704
Stop and ponder how fucking stupid that is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (CClpm) ++++++++ It isn't stupid if they want you dead (or are willing to accept your death in exchange for harming Trump). I would also say it's stupid if Republicans were doing that to TFG. It's just idiotic and won't go anywhere in the Senate and definitely would not survive a veto. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:16 PM (CClpm) 705
An anagram for David Gura is U. D. Arid Vag.
Posted by: Guy What Makes Anagrams at March 10, 2020 01:16 PM (tLWGd) 706
Anyone have a link to Biden and the UAW guys that's not Twitter?
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 10, 2020 01:16 PM (boHn2) 707
An AR-14 will take .222 Rem or 5.54mm. Best to buy the AR-14 that is made to take 5.54mm as the barrel pressures are higher. Do not put 5.54 in an AR-14 made for .222 Rem.
Posted by: Jukin -------- Don't overlook the AR-14 Magnum. May interchangeably use .222 Mag, or 5.55. Also, 'Magnum', so shouldn't be in civilian hands. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 01:16 PM (xSo9G) 708
National Guard to New Rochelle.
I always knew those heathens would go to far. Posted by: JackStraw at March since 100 of the wuahbola infections are from a guy there it makes sense. Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 01:16 PM (HALdu) 709
Joe Biden is a talker. Talkers make me thirsty.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 10, 2020 01:17 PM (prSvo) 710
671 Uhhhh.....Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Democrats want to kill you. By any means necessary. Period. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1) DOA in Senate, couldn't override a veto if they tried. But it's vile nevertheless. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 01:17 PM (RD7QR) 711
Patterico's site is having IT problems - comment section is working improperly. He blames Russian bots, of course - Putin is very afraid of his insightful analysis and wants Patterico taken out, apparently.
I guess to stop him from spreading the truth to the nine people who follow him. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 01:17 PM (NgKpN) 712
Kurt Schlichter on Warren and Clinton: No, they reminded Americans of their ex-wives, including American women and American men like me who don't have ex-wives. So they were overachievers? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 01:17 PM (pNxlR) 713
David Frum was obviously being sarcastic that it makes Biden look good or he wouldn't have critiqued his actions.
Posted by: Rev.FSpokeneitheralesbiannoraDr. at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (WI7YS) 714
Not that a lot of chops are even required anymore to get tenure.
Posted by: James OBrien at March 10, 2020 12:04 PM (9OJui) The only chops required now in any of the humanities are postmodern Maoism. Posted by: Al Crapton at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (Amc8V) 715
Gonna go to the grocery store later. Have my bird beak mask, my smudge pot, and my belt onion all ready. I won't sneeze on my ipad screen when I get back. Because I am caring.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (bCLt0) 716
Ok, this is getting serious. Boston just cancelled their St Patty's Day parade.
Time to short Guinness. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (ZLI7S) 717
AR-14 is .222 Rem. Obviously.
Posted by: AR-47 with banana clips and mango chutney at March 10, 2020 01:06 PM (BrfST) I think 5.45 is actually .222 caliber. Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (H5ZlJ) 718
This may not help for you. I found Justin Rhodes' You Tube videos to be great background noise. I don't normally watch tv, but it makes it feel like there are people in the room. He does a nice job with his homesteading videos.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (JKNZq) 719
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
I always knew those heathens would go to far. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S) ........ Do they keep touching their faces? Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: AR-47 with banana clips and mango chutney at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (BrfST) 721
Now is your chance to get the straight skinny on Kung Flu.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (+y/Ru) 722
671 Uhhhh.....Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Democrats want to kill you. By any means necessary. Period. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:12 PM (Zz0t1) But Trump didn't do enough to stop Wuhan flu!!!! Posted by: CN at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw) 723
No, they reminded Americans of their ex-wives, including American women and American men like me who don't have ex-wives.
Every man's Mother in Law. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (pndC3) 724
HOW DARE TRUMP WHATNOW?!!
Posted by: 75% of the country who can't name all three branches at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (krYGQ) 725
Patterico's site is having IT problems - comment section is working improperly. He blames Russian bots, of course - Putin is very afraid of his insightful analysis and wants Patterico taken out, apparently.
I guess to stop him from spreading the truth to the nine people who follow him. Posted by: Yudhishthira' Maybe its the same bad guys who "hacked" Corey Feldman's movie debut last night. LOL. Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (YxML+) 726
I had TCM on in the background and just saw the weirdest little government film from 1952 called "Duck and Cover." Its purpose was to prepare school kids on what to do in the event of an atom bomb exploding in their vicinity. I can't believe I just saw the helpful tip of covering your neck with a newspaper to prevent burns. Uh, paper burns. I suppose it was to help what little bit it could and direct children on what to do in the event of such a nightmare, but geez! Talk about useless techniques to protect yourself! I couldn't believe they were serious.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (JoUsr) 727
If I want wall to wall breasts....I shall have them.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (2xJB5) 728
Patterico's site is having IT problems - comment section is working improperly. He blames Russian bots, of course - Putin is very afraid of his insightful analysis and wants Patterico taken out, apparently.
I guess to stop him from spreading the truth to the nine people who follow him. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (AzW6q) Yes, clearly Vlad Putin himself, who is in the middle of restructuring the entire Russian Government and Constitution, is so worried about Patterico that he is sic'ing his Elite Ex KGB hackers onto his site. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (NgKpN) 729
Because I'm generally a good person, I'm not convinced the Democrats want us dead in order to hurt Trump.
But I do believe they want to tank the economy in order to hurt Trump. Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (CqE5x) 730
I liked most of Ender's game but the "kids change the world through internet chat because they are totes smart" and "bizarre ending religion thing" didn't work for me at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI) 731
671 Uhhhh.....Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason. === It is nice of the donkey-commies to give Trump and the GOP all of this free ammo for commercials and talking points for November. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (pw+jk) 732
How are these "Only Trump can't do this!" laws even remotely constitutional?
Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (UnA8+) --------- Let's find out! Posted by: The Supreme Court Three Years After It's Taken Effect at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (X37WA) 733
If some illiterate ISIS idiot can have an AK-47, then why can't I ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (3aI0K) 734
Maybe the Wuhan Virus should be called the Persian Killer.
Mortality rate inside Iran from COVID-19 is apparently 5.5% Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (ZIM8o) 735
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
I always knew those heathens would go to far. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S) ........ They better not hurt Laura and Rob! Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 01:20 PM (YxML+) 736
I guess to stop him from spreading the truth to the nine people who follow him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira' Maybe its the same bad guys who "hacked" Corey Feldman's movie debut last night. LOL. Posted by: LASue at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (YxML+) Patterico touched Corey Feldman in his no-no place. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 01:20 PM (Kpl3J) 737
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
I always knew those heathens would go to far. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S) Are they not buying enough Prison Sanitizer? Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:20 PM (Zz0t1) 738
Rush reporting that the House has passed a bill that PREVENTS the president from banning travel for any reason.
Stop and ponder how fucking stupid that is. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:13 PM (CClpm) How are these "Only Trump can't do this!" laws even remotely constitutional? Posted by: Allie Pass it. It has to get thru the Senate and then Trump would have to sign it or veto it. Then congress would have to override the veto. Good luck getting it thru the senate, Trump signing it or overriding a veto. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 01:20 PM (MjyI6) 739
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Anybody got a link to that Sudown Joe crack-up this morning that Rush just talked about? (re: cursing at a supporter/questioner) Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 10, 2020 01:20 PM (xptlg) 740
Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow are good. Tried to read Speaker for the Dead and it put me to sleep.
Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 10, 2020 01:20 PM (H5ZlJ) Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:20 PM (ZLI7S) 742
728 Patterico's site is having IT problems - comment section is working improperly. He blames Russian bots, of course - Putin is very afraid of his insightful analysis and wants Patterico taken out, apparently.
I guess to stop him from spreading the truth to the nine people who follow him. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (AzW6q) Yes, clearly Vlad Putin himself, who is in the middle of restructuring the entire Russian Government and Constitution, is so worried about Patterico that he is sic'ing his Elite Ex KGB hackers onto his site. Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (NgKpN) =========== I imagine that Russian bots/trolls work off a list of Top x of political websites. Like a Top 100 to target and focus their resources. I have a serious amount of trouble imagining that Patterico shows up very high on any such list. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (zZbCU) 743
Because I'm generally a good person, I'm not convinced the Democrats want us dead in order to hurt Trump.
But I do believe they want to tank the economy in order to hurt Trump. Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (CqE5x) -- I'm just glad Mexico doesn't have a problem with the Wuhan Flu. Thanks goodness they're clearly immune. Otherwise someone might point out that a physical wall would be useful in these situations. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (krYGQ) 744
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
- I hope Rob and Laura Petrie are OK. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (+y/Ru) 745
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I must be really old fashioned. I keep thinking that some new disease has to actually get really bad before everyone goes crazy about how bad it is. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (Kpl3J) *looks up from cracked open lurker skull* *puts down tasty gray goo* *shifty eyes* Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (1CjJc) 746
I had TCM on in the background and just saw the weirdest little government film from 1952 called "Duck and Cover." Its purpose was to prepare school kids on what to do in the event of an atom bomb exploding in their vicinity. I can't believe I just saw the helpful tip of covering your neck with a newspaper to prevent burns. Uh, paper burns. I suppose it was to help what little bit it could and direct children on what to do in the event of such a nightmare, but geez! Talk about useless techniques to protect yourself! I couldn't believe they were serious.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (JoUsr) They felt they had to say "something" to calm the citizens down--and also get us to do what we were told to do. Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (CqE5x) Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (d7Ww2) 748
I must be really old fashioned. I keep thinking that some new disease has to actually get really bad before everyone goes crazy about how bad it is.
Posted by: Tom Servo ------------ You might enjoy my soon-to-be-released novel, 'Love In The Time Of Wuhan' Posted by: Gabriel Marquez at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (CDGwz) 749
721 Now is your chance to get the straight skinny on Kung Flu. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (+y/Ru) Lay some of that awesome 2nd place high school science fair wisdom on us, 'Lexie! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (pNxlR) 750
Because I'm generally a good person, I'm not convinced the Democrats want us dead in order to hurt Trump.
But I do believe they want to tank the economy in order to hurt Trump. Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (CqE5x It's not about whether *you* are a good person.. . They dont want us dead to hurt Trump. They just want us dead. In fact, if we were dead they wouldn't have to hurt Trump. Posted by: The Supreme Court Three Years After It's Taken Effect at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (X37WA) 751
Maybe the Wuhan Virus should be called the Persian Killer.
Mortality rate inside Iran from COVID-19 is apparently 5.5% Posted by: Anna Puma Good luck. When your sanitary practices are the same as Bangladesh.... Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (MjyI6) 752
730 I liked most of Ender's game but the "kids change the world through internet chat because they are totes smart" and "bizarre ending religion thing" didn't work for me at all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (KZzsI) =========== Pre-internet: "I kinda buy this." Post-internet: "This is silly." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (zZbCU) 753
721 Now is your chance to get the straight skinny on Kung Flu.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (+y/Ru) Does it look like your tits? Can you prove it doesn't? Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (RD7QR) 754
Hammer's Slammers Those would make great movies. To counteract the seriousness, we'd have to have Retief!!! Of The CDT! as a double feature. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (wRH1l) 755
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
I always knew those heathens would go to far. Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S) ........ Do they keep touching their faces? Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (v0R5T) Hugonaughts acting up again? Posted by: Aramis at March 10, 2020 01:21 PM (NgKpN) 756
They already cancelled SXSW which is a huge deal in Austin
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (TpMXn) 757
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
-- We'll keep seeing Democrats one-upping each other in the hopes of getting a disproportionate amount of the $8 billion that is going to be wasted on this. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (krYGQ) 758
"570 I find it hilarious in that Verhooven thought he was crafting a brilliant and savage takedown of the military and patriotism but instead made a movie that celebrated it. He was so totally socked into a bubble of like thinking minds that he did not realize that the lines about violence would resonate as accurate rather than horrifying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 12:57 PM (KZzsI) ++++++ The book, too, has an interesting story. In part, it was a self-response by Heinlein to criticism over "Stranger in a Strange Land." It is sort of a mirror-universe version of that world (authoritarian vision vs. libertine vision, etc.). It is one of the stories where I like the book and the movie approximately the same. Quite different, but both were worth consuming. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:01 PM (I2dne)" Huh. Did not know that. Starship Troopers, in turn, led to Harry Harrison's Bill the Galactic Hero and Haldeman's Forever War as alternative views of the military. Or so I have heard it said. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (zlgJP) 759
I thought one of the main duties of the POTUS was to protect our borders.
Posted by: nurse ratched ------- That's just plain racist. Posted by: Burnie Bro at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (CDGwz) Posted by: Guy What Makes Anagrams at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (tLWGd) 761
Mortality rate inside Iran from COVID-19 is apparently 5.5%
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (ZIM8o) Difficulty Level: The Middle East. A lot of those people thing hygiene is something that happens to other people. Ask me about sharing a portajohn with Iraqis in the summer. Posted by: Ubergruppenkruiser Vanya at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (H5ZlJ) 762
Now is your chance to get the straight skinny on Kung Flu.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? Do we get to see your tits? Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (MjyI6) 763
Let's offer Patterico the poll trolls and a 2021 second rounder for his Russian bots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (CClpm) 764
DOA in Senate, couldn't override a veto if they tried.
And has already been called unconstitutional by the supreme court. But you know Democrats gotta democrat. Having failed stupidly with the impeachment, they're just throwing red meat at their donors. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (KZzsI) 765
I was one of the last students in this country who had to do the duck and cover drills. My district kept them up til the end of the USSR. I was maybe six the first time we did it. I told my dad, who said "if the Russians hit Pittsburgh you and everyone you know will die. Don't worry about it." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (AzW6q) 766
I must be really old fashioned. I keep thinking that some new disease
has to actually get really bad before everyone goes crazy about how bad it is. ------------------------------------------------------------------ This is what i believe will finally get us. Something that comes along so fast and without warning that the bodies are piling up before we know what's hit us..... Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x) 767
This no face touching thing might not bode well for the porn industry.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (v0R5T) 768
A new description popped into my head, Dramadonkey. I like it. Suits many people very well.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (0OmEj) 769
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? Mother of god. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (CClpm) 770
555 Tubal,
Starship Troopers and the Moon is a Harsh Mistress are two of Heinlein's best books. Heinlein's brother, Lawrence Heinlein was a General and Robert, himself, attended Annapolis and served in the Navy until he got tuberculosis. His older brother Rex also attended the Naval Academy and went ironically into the Army retiring as a Col. Starship Troopers reflects this experience in his writing. The Moon as a Harsh Mistress is basically a sci-fi retelling of the American Revolution set on the Moon. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (EUDB2) 771
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (+y/Ru) Why do you think opening the borders wide open to all comers is a valid solution for addressing a pandemic? Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) 772
Hammer's Slammers
Those would make great movies. -- I'm a broken record on this, but imagine how cheap they would be, too. The Berserkers galaxy, too. And Pohl's Heechee (first three books only, though). Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (krYGQ) 773
>>Where that Zod character and why isn't his canal further along? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM (i0ykY)
Palpatine lobbied for the Dignity Canal. The Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array is Zod's pet project. Posted by: Zod at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (u4/yY) 774
767 This no face touching thing might not bode well for the porn industry.
Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (v0R5T) porn is immune to every virus Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (SUJyY) 775
766 I must be really old fashioned. I keep thinking that some new disease
has to actually get really bad before everyone goes crazy about how bad it is. ------------------------------------------------------------------ This is what i believe will finally get us. Something that comes along so fast and without warning that the bodies are piling up before we know what's hit us..... Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x) This certainly is not that. Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (bCLt0) 776
Okay, so the plot of Airport 79 is that the airplane ends up on the ocean floor.
Well, that's interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (zZbCU) 777
It's interesting that Newsome and Cuomo have softened their criticism of Trump re: his handling of the response. Since their states have been among the hardest hit, I think they are beginning to realize that this is as much a local health management issue as a national one, and that they are going to also be held accountable. If they run around with their hair on fire whipping up hysteria, it seems only natural that the residents of their states are going to start pointing fingers at them for doing nothing.
Posted by: Moonbeam at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (qe5CM) 778
The duck and cover drills actually are useful in earthquake prone areas. But the point of those movies was to convince people they could survive a nuclear attack.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (JKNZq) 779
> Maybe the Wuhan Virus should be called the Persian Killer.
Great Scorpions album! Oh. "Persian" Killer. Never mind. Posted by: Guy What Went To Too Many Metal Concerts and Don't Hear So Good at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (tLWGd) 780
Mortality rate inside Iran from COVID-19 is apparently 5.5%
-- I bet they're not hoarding toilet paper. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (krYGQ) Posted by: Panicky Dipshit at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (eAZVt) 782
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
-------- Hardest hit: Dick & Laura Petrie Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (CDGwz) 783
They already cancelled SXSW which is a huge deal in Austin
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (TpMXn) Meh. Austin is a shithole and SXSW is Burning-Man in the city. Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (Zz0t1) 784
The Moon as a Harsh Mistress is basically a sci-fi retelling of the American Revolution set on the Moon.
if George Washington were a sentient computer. Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (pndC3) 785
This is what i believe will finally get us.
Something that comes along so fast and without warning that the bodies are piling up before we know what's hit us..... Posted by: JoeF. at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (CqE5x) That's what the left has been harping on about since the 2016 election. Posted by: Roy at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (SUJyY) 786
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 10, 2020 01:18 PM (+y/Ru) Can you demonstrate the infection mechanism using your tatas? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (1CjJc) Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (nNEcr) 788
Where that Zod character and why isn't his canal further along?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 10, 2020 01:14 PM I think the Grand North American Dignity Canal Project was Uncle Palp. Zod is working on the transborder human flypaper array. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (ejd/p) 789
nood !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (zlgJP) 790
Okay, so the plot of Airport 79 is that the airplane ends up on the ocean floor.
Is that the one with Heston? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (CClpm) 791
This no face touching thing might not bode well for the porn industry.
Posted by: wth at March why do you think they started face cumming? Posted by: not so at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (HALdu) 792
Okay, so the plot of Airport 79 is that the airplane ends up on the ocean floor.
Well, that's interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (zZbCU) So you found ML370? Posted by: Sponge at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (Zz0t1) 793
Thanks, Whig. More reading to do, I guess.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: torabora at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (Y274z) 795
"But the point of those movies was to convince people they could survive a nuclear attack."
1952 was pre-H bomb, so maybe this wasn't as far-fetched as it seems. Posted by: Chris M at March 10, 2020 01:26 PM (eAZVt) 796
Nood.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 10, 2020 01:26 PM (nNEcr) 797
790 Okay, so the plot of Airport 79 is that the airplane ends up on the ocean floor.
Is that the one with Heston? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 10, 2020 01:25 PM (CClpm) ======== Jimmy Stewart. Jack Lemmon Joseph Cotton Christopher Lee Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:26 PM (zZbCU) 798
767 This no face touching thing might not bode well for the porn industry.
Posted by: wth ====================== *sad squirt* Posted by: Guzalot at March 10, 2020 01:26 PM (prSvo) 799
The Tommunist didn't want to debate in PA for his last re-election, and when he finally agreed to one, it was with Alex Trebek moderating and dominating the room not letting anyone speak. Posted by: Allie at March 10, 2020 12:40 PM (UnA8+) Come on, SNL. You know you want it so bad... Biden, Bernie and Trump, contestants on Presidental candidate Jeopardy. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 10, 2020 01:26 PM (e1mEI) 800
Heston Airport has a small plane hit the cockpit of the 747 killing the crew.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2020 01:26 PM (ZIM8o) 801
This is what i believe will finally get us.
Something that comes along so fast and without warning that the bodies are piling up before we know what's hit us..... Posted by: JoeF We'll notice it. When the new infected barely outpaces the dead, we'll know were in the shit. But when you are running 80k sick and 3k dead, nah, this ain't it. When we hit 80k sick and 75k dead... Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2020 01:26 PM (MjyI6) 802
There's actually a lot of great sci fi that could be turned into fun TV or movies, if someone bothered. But they are too busy doing remakes and reboots and comic book movies and woke crap to even consider it.
Here's where I bring up my dream of having a troupe of actors who do books in long form Netflix/HBO series format again. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 01:27 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: ... at March 10, 2020 01:27 PM (X37WA) 804
Holy shit, Cuomo has deployed the National Guard to New Rochelle.
......... How many rounds did he give them? Posted by: wth at March 10, 2020 01:27 PM (v0R5T) 805
776 Okay, so the plot of Airport 79 is that the airplane ends up on the ocean floor.
Well, that's interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 10, 2020 01:24 PM (zZbCU) I thought that was Thunderball. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2020 01:27 PM (Kpl3J) 806
The duck and cover drills actually are useful in earthquake prone areas. But the point of those movies was to convince people they could survive a nuclear attack.
-- Right, that was what was so ludicrous about it! Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 01:27 PM (JoUsr) 807
Wasn't too long ago that the President cancelled Pelosi and Co.'s overseas junket flight. Nancy had to drag her travel bags back to the office.
Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2020 01:27 PM (Pqytn) 808
> Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
What questions do you have about Coronavirus/#COVID-19? How many cases have there been in Milton Keynes? Honey, you don't even know the names of major, Nobel-winning figures in the field in which you supposedly got a degree. I'm not interested in your opinions on virology or epidemiology. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2020 01:28 PM (tLWGd) 809
I was one of the last students in this country who had to do the duck and cover drills. My district kept them up til the end of the USSR.
I was maybe six the first time we did it. I told my dad, who said "if the Russians hit Pittsburgh you and everyone you know will die. Don't worry about it." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2020 01:22 PM (AzW6q) I grew up about 1.5 miles from a Strategic Air Command base. B-52 training base. Had a drill when I was in gradeschool that not only lasted an hour or so, but the teachers were on the phones and kinda freaking out. Turns out a Loaded B-52 had caught fire, landed, and burned to the ground. Yes, it had nukes onboard. Didn't know the background of that story for YEARS (I was like 8?). Posted by: Aramis at March 10, 2020 01:28 PM (NgKpN) 810
Okay, so the plot of Airport 79 is that the airplane ends up on the ocean floor.
I remember reading that when they found the cockpit of the Columbia... it was still intact and sealed. Although probably knocked unconscious by the blast, the astronauts all probably survived long enough to die from lack of oxygen on the bottom of the ocean. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2020 01:28 PM (KZzsI) 811
NOOD BIDEN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 10, 2020 01:28 PM (I2dne) 812
So, Trump isn't doing enough, but he definitely can't ban travel. Right.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2020 01:29 PM (jOEDM) 813
Biden/Eagleton 2020
Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2020 01:30 PM (3aI0K) 814
I'm a broken record on this, but imagine how cheap they would be, too. The Berserkers galaxy, too. And Pohl's Heechee (first three books only, though). Posted by: Moron Robbie Argh, who wrote Berserkers? Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 01:30 PM (wRH1l) 815
There's actually a lot of great sci fi that could be turned into fun TV or movies, if someone bothered. But they are too busy doing remakes and reboots and comic book movies and woke crap to even consider it.
-- They already own the IP, so who cares about good stories? Have another Death Star! Have thousands of them! Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:30 PM (krYGQ) 816
Uh, paper burns. I suppose it was to help what little bit it could and direct children on what to do in the event of such a nightmare, but geez! Talk about useless techniques to protect yourself! I couldn't believe they were serious.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2020 01:19 PM (JoUsr) Actually, that's excellent advice. Multiple layers of paper provide protection against the very brief, but intense pulse of radiant heat from the actual atomic explosion. Once that has ended, you can throw off the burning paper; the need for it has passed. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2020 01:30 PM (miJU3) 817
Argh, who wrote Berserkers?
- Saberhagen. I thought the books were often hit and miss, but the concept is fantastic. Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 10, 2020 01:31 PM (krYGQ) 818
>DOA in Senate, couldn't override a veto if they tried.
And has already been called unconstitutional by the supreme court. because the president's powers are granted by the Constitution, and to amend those powers would require amending the Constitution unless I'm completely wrong Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 10, 2020 01:31 PM (iTXRQ) 819
New Rochelle? A song for the season: LINK: https://youtu.be/ePPgEdclgoA
Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2020 01:32 PM (Pqytn) 820
Saberhagen. I thought the books were often hit and miss, but the concept is fantastic. Posted by: Moron Robbie I remember. Yeah, good stuff. Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 10, 2020 01:36 PM (wRH1l) 821
A new description popped into my head, Dramadonkey. I like it. Suits many people very well.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 10, 2020 01:23 PM (0OmEj) Thumbling: the act of manipulating a smartphone. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2020 01:36 PM (miJU3) 822
Time to short Guinness.
Fuckin multi-nat unibrewer makes the shit in Baltimore. "Saint James's Gate" my arse. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 10, 2020 01:43 PM (8IOEj) 823
No.. we have a President who has propagated a xenophobic, anti-immigrant sentiment from before he was elected.
Well, I'm a xenophobic, anti-immigrant kind of guy, so ... all good. Posted by: Steve (a.k.a. Ed Snate) at March 10, 2020 01:44 PM (Ld5Kl) 824
793, Tubal, Starship was of a time during the draft where a lot of folks went through the process of Johnny Rico, the protagonist in Starship in boot camps of the various services.
There was also no sympathetic human opponent so the Bugs were essentially too alien for this. So, the initial intention for this to be a juvenile is clear with its coming of age story. Boys Life and Scouting were originally intended to be a reservoir of leaders with skills useful in warfare as well as peace. Stranger was always intended to be an adult novel where Heinlein could let his personal experiences and thoughts regarding taboo subjects such as religion and its basis, sexuality, and other criticism of society could be voiced through characters reacting to the "Martian" semblance of a Savior. I suspect that it was Heinlein's attempt at breaking out as a serious writer to make more money in serious publications compared with his juveniles/ YA stuff. Doublestar, I prefer as a better story and it is based in part on his real life political experiences in California. If you can snag his real life book, Take Back Your Government, you can learn how to circumvent money in politics at the local level through organizing. Posted by: whig at March 10, 2020 01:48 PM (EUDB2) Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 10, 2020 01:51 PM (8IOEj) 826
Must respect our Chinese Overlords :
RACIST !!!!!! Wuhan Virus Not racist : Lassa Virus Hanta Virus Andes Virus Ebola Virus Marburg Virus MERS ( Middle East Respiratory Syndrome ) Spanish Flu German Measles Ross River Fever Onsk Hemorrhagic Fever West Nile Virus La Crosse Encephalitis St Louis Encephalitis Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever Lyme Disease Zikka Virus Noro Virus Nipha Virus Junin Virus Posted by: Shifty Bitwise at March 10, 2020 01:51 PM (G3H++) 827
Glad to see all the whores lining their pockets with ChiCom $$$ are finally outing themselves.
And, OK, let's compromise and cal itl...the Kung Flu. Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 10, 2020 01:53 PM (W+kMI) 828
If the DNC/MSM were to collude with a foreign enemy, oh say the virus-prone ChiComs, in a plot to take down the president and his thriving economy, what would that look like? Just asking.
Posted by: MarjBaldwin at March 10, 2020 02:03 PM (C3tIt) 829
Bernie Sanders : the Anti-Science Flake-Head
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at March 10, 2020 02:42 PM (xZjSg) 830
This from the same people who encourage top colleges not to accept Asians because they skew the "give it to the blacks and Hispanics" groups of the lesser qualified.
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at March 10, 2020 02:44 PM (xZjSg) 831
KUNG FLU is awful, but it beats the tar out of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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