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New York Times Unloads on The Democrats' Inconveniently-Open Communist: Soviet Union Used Bernie Sanders for Propaganda Purposes

Russian Collusion -- for real.


What was it Charles Schumer said...?

"Let me tell you: You take on the intelligence community -- they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you."

And the intelligence community is the Democrat Establishment, and the Democrat Establishment is the intelligence community.


As Bernie Sanders Pushed for Closer Ties, Soviet Union Spotted Opportunity

Previously unseen documents from a Soviet archive show how hard Mr. Sanders worked to find a sister city in Russia when he was a mayor in the 1980s. Moscow saw a chance for propaganda.

The mayor of Burlington, Vt., wrote to a Soviet counterpart in a provincial city that he wanted the United States and the Soviet Union to "live together as friends."

Unbeknown to him, his desire for friendship meshed with the efforts of Soviet officials in Moscow to "reveal American imperialism as the main source of the danger of war."

That mayor was Bernie Sanders, and the story of his 1988 trip to the Soviet Union has been told before. But many of the details of Mr. Sanders’s Cold War diplomacy before and after that visit -- and the Soviet effort to exploit Mr. Sanders's antiwar agenda for their own propaganda purposes -- have largely remained out of sight.

The New York Times examined 89 pages of letters, telegrams and internal Soviet government documents revealing in far greater detail the extent of Mr. Sanders's personal effort to establish ties between his city and a country many Americans then still considered an enemy despite the reforms being initiated at the time under Mikhail S. Gorbachev, the Soviet general secretary.

They also show how the Kremlin viewed these sister city relationships as vehicles to sway American public opinion about the Soviet Union.

"One of the most useful channels, in practice, for actively carrying out information-propaganda efforts has proved to be sister-city contact," a Soviet Foreign Ministry document provided to Yaroslavl officials said.

Posted by: Ace at 01:43 PM




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1 Dog pile on Bernie

Posted by: Italian coronavirus at March 06, 2020 01:42 PM (6XlcD)

2 Now talk about Ted Kennedy!

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 06, 2020 01:43 PM (n+0Aw)

3 Effing commie.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (CVRjO)

4
Heh. After three years NYT has finally, finally found an actual Russian asset.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (AzW6q)

5 Boobie free thread. Lets keep it PG guys.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (q177U)

6 Tulsi would know if he is also a Russian Agent.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (NCRpA)

7 Comrade Bernie

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (OAlmw)

8 PG has boobies now days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2020 01:45 PM (1ISKN)

9 I thought NYT liked commies?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 01:45 PM (dNzKv)

10 Once more, for the record: If you were in Moscow in the late '80s and you were an American adult the KGB tried to recruit you.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

11 Tulsi/ AOC. That is a campaign I could get behind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (dNzKv)

12 Good Lord, is there any way any Democrat can now say the party isn't out to get him when its mouthpiece is trying to bury him with this crap?

Posted by: TheHoser at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (IDjUx)

13 "Let the word go out, Bernie Sanders is not going to be the DNC....I mean, the voter's choice"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (ifmtJ)

14 NYT was shopping for a Sister Newspaper. Pravda said no thanks. They had standards.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (CVRjO)

15 I'm stuck with a permanent erection at work....

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (q177U)

16 >> Once more, for the record: If you were in Moscow in the late '80s and you were an American adult the KGB tried to recruit you.


They don't have to recruit vomunteers like Comrade Bernie.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (NCRpA)

17 Bernie was a Communist stooge?

Collusion!!!!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

18 Da!

Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (YxML+)

19 So they've been shilling for commies for decades, but now they get religion?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (sWM8x)

20 5 Boobie free thread. Lets keep it PG guys.
Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (q177U)

You sir, are history's greatest monster

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (ifmtJ)

21 Tulsi/ AOC 2024. A feminist movement you can get behind!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (dNzKv)

22 About right now, Bernie is probably wondering what happened.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (tXUFd)

23 If you made up Bernie Sanders you would be denounced as an antisemite. He's a walking caricature. He looks like Larry David *playing* "Bernie Sanders", a painfully stereotypical Jewish politician.

Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (BAsqb)

24 Just a soft reminder from the DNC to Bernie that he needs to play ball.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (Sq18x)

25 11 Tulsi/ AOC. That is a campaign I could get behind.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (dNzKv)

Bootyliciously disastrous!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

26 People still think Trump "colluded" with the Russians. Just ask any know-it-all liberal doofus. Our media barrage was effective.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell, Air Quality Expert at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (BrfST)

27 "Americans", watch that series; it will tell you all you need to know about communism.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (wZO8j)

28 Joe Biden is as bad or worse to be honest.The Democrat party is a cesspool.

Posted by: steevy at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (KNsKs)

29 >>Previously unseen documents from a Soviet archive

Is that so. And just how did the NYT get their hands on these previously unseen documents that were stored in a Soviet archive?

If it wasn't so stupid it would be insulting that the NYT thinks we are dumb enough to believe this is just coincidental timing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (ZLI7S)

30 Alright!

Which one of you guys signed me up for ads for plus sized lingerie?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (1ISKN)

31 Wait...you're telling me Bernie Sanders is an unwitting tool of communist propaganda?! NFW! I had him pegged as a willing and active participant.

This story looks like advance cover to me, protecting Bernie against the espionage stories to come.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (NVYyb)

32 NYT likes THEIR commies.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (RuIsu)

33 It's still hard for me to believe that the REEEEsist primaries are going to cough up Joe Biden, but I guess that's where we are headed.

Posted by: physics geek at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (huQJB)

34 You know, when Ace asks a vocabulary question on the sidebar, it's not actually a question, right?

He just wants to share a new word.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (Dc/bs)

35 You sir, are history's greatest monster
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (ifmtJ)

You know who ELSE didn't like boobies?!

Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (BAsqb)

36
19 So they've been shilling for commies for decades, but now they get religion?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (sWM8x)


They're trying to contain the potential damage from this election cycle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

37 The Democrat Party gives flaming dumpster fires a bad name.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (q177U)

38 Unbeknown to him, his desire for friendship meshed with the efforts of Soviet officials in Moscow to "reveal American imperialism as the main source of the danger of war."


-------

Unbeknown? Bullshit. He knew exactly what he was doing & what the Soviets wanted.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

39 Well, so is Joe, but that's an every day occurrence.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (TNy/K)

40 I'm shocked! Shocked that there are commies in the democrat party.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (gmo/4)

41 I would be surprised (and, if I'm being a honest, a little disappointed) if the USSR *didn't* capitalize on it. They usually need to recruit useful idiots and/or pay off non-ideologues. Having a prominent useful idiot into their laps was probably like manna falling down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (I2dne)

42 Yeah, the Soviet Union is bad, but Ukraine is close to Russia and Russia used to be the Soviet Union, so you know that Trump's in deep.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (q27+d)

43
Obviously the NYT and numerous other media outlets could have reported on Bernie's communist issues years ago. Now it's time.

The media have gigantic J. Edgar Hoover type file farms and deploy them as needed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (sG0Ph)

44 9 I thought NYT liked commies?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 01:45 PM (dNzKv)


Only when they keep their masks on.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (wZO8j)

45 35 You sir, are history's greatest monster
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (ifmtJ)

You know who ELSE didn't like boobies?!
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (BAsqb)

I may not have been the greatest President, but I was no monster!

Posted by: Zombie James Buchanan at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

46 All these assholes write this stuff as if Burisma wasn't Putin's way of putting Joe Biden on the payroll.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (dwojT)

47 Crazy Commie Bernie

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 06, 2020 01:50 PM (JFO2v)

48 35 You sir, are history's greatest monster
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM (ifmtJ)

You know who ELSE didn't like boobies?!
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (BAsqb)

Literally Ernst Rohm?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)

49 Next stage of the Torpedo Bernie ASAP Plan is likely to be leaking his cardiology records, with many esteemed, non-partisan cardiologists on stand-by to tell The Media that Bernie's heart may stop any second now.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2020 01:50 PM (AMIL/)

50 I'd love to get a peek at Iran's internal documents regarding Barry O's overtures. Betcha he bent over and spread his cheeks for them. And then he sent them pallets of cash.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 01:50 PM (9t0Zz)

51 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 01:50 PM (q80AH)

52 Friendsh, we have nothing to fear from a Comrade Bernie presidency.

Posted by: Walter Duranty at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (sWM8x)

53 30
Alright!



Which one of you guys signed me up for ads for plus sized lingerie?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Bwahahahaha. You have to get the Rhodium membership to get Sciatica Girl.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (T6t7i)

54 It must have heard the NYT rather seriously to write this. They must have been ordered to take care of Sanders.

The Left's love affair with Russia ended on December 26, 1991. When Bernie was doing his thing, it was what they all wanted to do themselves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (I2dne)

55 Is that so. And just how did the NYT get their hands on these previously unseen documents that were stored in a Soviet archive?

The NYT is Trump's stooge. Trump is Putin's stooge.

By the transitive property, the NYT is Putin's stooge.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (9t0Zz)

56 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)

Um... Yes. Yes, that's right. He liked not boobies, and not being stabbed to death in the middle of the night. Unfortunately for him he only achieved one of his life goals.

Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (BAsqb)

57 > I would be surprised (and, if I'm being a honest, a little disappointed) if the USSR *didn't* capitalize on it.

Maybe they found out that Burny, while certainly an idiot, wasn't actually useful.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (tXUFd)

58 34 You know, when Ace asks a vocabulary question on the sidebar, it's not actually a question, right?

He just wants to share a new word.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (Dc/bs)

It's fine. Everyone has hobbies. At least Ace's is quiet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (ifmtJ)

59 there is no toilet paper shortage as long is the times is around. y'all can go fuck the grey lady. then wipe your ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (KP5rU)

60 So...what did Chris Matthews gets bus tossed for?

I need a scorecard.

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (QLPEO)

61 >>>You know who ELSE didn't like boobies?!
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (BAsqb)

In many ways this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (q177U)

62 I trust Bernie about as far as I can grope his loved ones. Meep Meep MOTHERF@CKERS!

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (qjogl)

63 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (9gDA7)

64 About right now, Bernie is probably wondering what happened.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2020 01:47 PM

So is Joe, but you know, it's a day ending in a y.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (TNy/K)

65 There's lots of coincidences in politics.

Posted by: Billy F. Clinton at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (wZO8j)

66 61 >>>You know who ELSE didn't like boobies?!
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (BAsqb)

In many ways this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (q177U)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (ifmtJ)

67 Notice the timing.

Story comes out right after Super Tuesday when all the other candidates dropped out leaving it a 2 man race.

Funny how that seems to happen.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (I8FKK)

68 SPONGE!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (KP5rU)

69 Plot Twist: Still working for Russia

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (Sq18x)

70 Communism used to be shunned in this country.

Now, because of liberal indoctrination in the schools and leftist ideology in most government departments, we're celebrating it.

"A Republic, IF you can keep it."

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (9gDA7)

71 58 34 You know, when Ace asks a vocabulary question on the sidebar, it's not actually a question, right?

He just wants to share a new word.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2020 01:48 PM (Dc/bs)

It's fine. Everyone has hobbies. At least Ace's is quiet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (ifmtJ)

I imagine his shelving activities are quite louad actually. What with all the crashing and swearing.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (7DB+p)

72 So the godless commie is a godless commie?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (87EdW)

73 Obviously the NYT and numerous other media outlets could have reported on Bernie's communist issues years ago. Now it's time.

Yeah exactly, why was this not brought out before? They have this info and sit on it. Which is even worse than false reporting; at least they reported something when its wrong, their JOB is to report stuff. This is like a batter who won't swing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

74 The Democrat Party has become the Donner Party.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (wtvvX)

75 Did Bloomberg just hire the NYT to take a shot at Bernie?

'Cause this is some awfully curious timing for something that happened thirty years ago. You'd think a communist-sympathizing newspaper might have sat on this history a bit longer and kept smothering it with pillows.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (6eEQ+)

76 Notice the timing.

Story comes out right after Super Tuesday when all the other candidates dropped out leaving it a 2 man race.

Funny how that seems to happen.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper


Are you questioning the timing?

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (QLPEO)

77 Which one of you guys signed me up for ads for plus sized lingerie?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I get those on Instapundit.

I take it to mean that the algorithm thinks Instapundit readers are fuddie duddies and Morons are svelte international men of mystery, who doubtless enjoy the attentions of lithe, fit women who don't suffer from spinal issues.

Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (BAsqb)

78 All these assholes write this stuff as if Burisma wasn't Putin's way of putting Joe Biden on the payroll.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (dwojT)

Yep

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 01:54 PM (Sq18x)

79 OT: I just saw a clip of that Trump press conference where he casually owns Warren and Bloomberg and then just gets up and walks out like a boss.

*Insert multiple laughing emojis here*

Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2020 01:54 PM (BDZWU)

80 I think A O-C is as dumb as a post as far as political issues, but even I don't think she's dumb enough to go out speaking in public in a sheer black blouse with her nipples showing. And if she's speaking to women in a public gathering, not happening.

Photoshop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 01:54 PM (WI7YS)

81 so now we know
Biden gets the nom
the Times is the DNC 's paper of record, right?
right
it's Biden

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 01:54 PM (iTXRQ)

82 CHAVEZ!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 01:54 PM (9gDA7)

83 77 Which one of you guys signed me up for ads for plus sized lingerie?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I get those on Instapundit.

I take it to mean that the algorithm thinks Instapundit readers are fuddie duddies and Morons are svelte international men of mystery, who doubtless enjoy the attentions of lithe, fit women who don't suffer from spinal issues.

Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (BAsqb)

I must be skewing the blog's marketing data.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (7DB+p)

84 Yesterday, I was all about the J&G Sales special on the XD 40. $299 it was.

Today, Bud's Gun Shop is selling S&W M&P Compact 2.0 for $349 and free shipping. If, for some reason, you don't own a Glock 19-sized 15 round 9mm...this is a good choice, especially at this price.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (ifmtJ)

85 > there is no toilet paper shortage as long is the times is around.

I saw that an Australian paper had published an eight page blank section, with cut lines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (tXUFd)

86 "Sweep the leg, NYT!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (m45I2)

87

John Ward's remark on the Democrat party's tranny-like name change to Democratic party:

"It's 'Democrat' with a sneaky "ic" at the end."

Ain't it the truth.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (XCDmi)

88 The NYT?! The long knives are really out. The Deep State is going to bury Sanders. They want their graft back.

Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (98WNR)

89 Biden gets the nom

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 01:54 PM (iTXRQ)

Too bad it's on your twelve year old daughter's earlobe

Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (BAsqb)

90 Ahh yes who can forget the endless parade of dupes, always liberals, used by the Soviets to try and subvert the country.

Remember the girl who wrote the letter to Andropov or one of the last Soviet leaders who went on to become a hero to liberals everywhere? She later died in a plane crash.

Samantha Smith? I think that was her name. I was a teenager then and even I remember rolling my eyes. I think it came out later her parents were socialists or pro-Soviets or something like that.

You had a lot of these people floating around back then.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (j3npP)

91 60 So...what did Chris Matthews gets bus tossed for?

I need a scorecard.
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 01:51 PM (QLPEO)

Drunk, sexist, and insufficiently enthusiastic about the glorious revolutionary achievements of the DNC.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

92 Oh, and since I didn't get a chance to say it during the morning, since I was on the clock...
Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (dwojT)

93 Why do Democrats even bother to vote in primaries? It's not like they are allowed to choose the nominee.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (QS/FC)

94 Remember this sobering fact, people:

Communists play the long game. Always have. They are incredibly wrong, but also incredibly patient.

Most communist revolutions are remembered by outsiders as happening "suddenly," but in reality they also took years (decades!) of patient waiting before they were unleashed:

Russian Revolution: Started in 1905 with a failed coup, old ruler overthrown in 1917, but civil war not completed and power not solidified until 1924.
Total time: 19 years.

Chinese Revolution:
Mao's insurgency started in 1922 with the Long March -- and didn't reach victory until 1949.
Total time: 27 years.

Vietnam:
Communist-led war to oust colonialist and install a "dictatorship of the proletariat" started way back in 1945; didn't achieve power over the whole country until 1975.
Total time: 30 years.

The same is true for most other communist revolutions.

These are the opposite of "suddenly." They are long-term. An ideology that festers, festers, and waits like a deep-seated low-level infection, waiting for the host to become weak.

The US had had this infection dating way back to the ver beginning of the 1900s. They have tried, over and over and over, and been rebuffed each time -- but they will continue trying until they either succeed, or are crushed and flee with their tails between their legs. But even then. they'll just go back into hiding and wait another 30 years.

Is there any cure for the communism delusion? I'm not sure. It may haunt humanity forever, because each new generation has to learn the hard way.

Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (N9G0H)

95

DJIA -555

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (XCDmi)

96 Photoshop.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I'd LIKE to believe you, but I'm afraid I'll have to verify it for myself.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (T6t7i)

97 >Photoshop.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


of course it is, but a guy can dream

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (iTXRQ)

98 aoc photo, shopped. saw it a week ago. all bullshit. she couldn't buy boobs that look like that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (KP5rU)

99 TP shortage = Just like soviet times, comrades.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (gmo/4)

100 Gotta disagree that Bernie was an "unwitting tool." Pretty sure that particular tool was fully witting.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (87EdW)

101 >>>I imagine his shelving activities are quite louad actually. What with all the crashing and swearing.
Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2020 01:53 PM (7DB+p)

It sounds approximately like a horde of ewoks trying to burn Han Solo alive.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (q177U)

102
I would be surprised (and, if I'm being a honest, a little disappointed) if the USSR *didn't* capitalize on it. They usually need to recruit useful idiots and/or pay off non-ideologues. Having a prominent useful idiot into their laps was probably like manna falling down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (I2dne)

-------

And remember what Yuri Bezmenov described.

Whenever one of these Western nincompoops would come there, one of his primary tasks was to get him drunk and compromise him before he returned home, and then they owned him.

I'm certain the FSB has a thick folder of kompromat on this gout-ridden old slivo-chugging clown.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (AzW6q)

103 Drunk, sexist, and insufficiently enthusiastic about the glorious revolutionary achievements of the DNC.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

But mostly insufficiently enthusiastic about the glorious revolutionary achievements of the DNC.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

104 Old and busted -- Let the wookie win.

The new hotness -- Let Dr. Demento win.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (Z4rgH)

105 As per my @31, this is the NYT front running espionage stories IMO. I'm sure plenty of "Bernie spied for the Soviet Union" stuff is out there, so they want to make it look like innocent "he was unknowingly used!" stuff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (NVYyb)

106 67 Notice the timing.

Story comes out right after Super Tuesday when all the other candidates dropped out leaving it a 2 man race.

Funny how that seems to happen.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 06, 2020 01:52 PM (I8FKK)

It's almost as if the NYT is a propaganda tool rather than a fiercely independent yadda yadda yadda.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

107 Sister City is the place where I went shopping for my wife.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (9vQJW)

108 We should delay the 2020 election because the COVID19 Virus is so bad we do not want people to further affected at the voting locations.... Watch the Demoncrat Heads Explode !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (qM84C)

109 OT: I just saw a clip of that Trump press conference where he casually owns Warren and Bloomberg and then just gets up and walks out like a boss.

*Insert multiple laughing emojis here*
Posted by: Augustine at M

He looks great there, doesn't he?

Posted by: LASue at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (YxML+)

110
Communists play the long game.

So does Islam.

There is no difference today between muslim terrorists and the Leftist Totalitarians, especially the scum palestinians.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (XCDmi)

111 Comrade Bernie a Soviet mole?

Well he is a mole on the body politics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (F7w+V)

112 I just ran across a piece that's fun for me in a personal way: first the story, Arizona House passes ban on transgender athletes.

https://tinyurl.com/uhl37hv

from the story: "Males should participate with males and compete against males, and females should compete against females," Rep. Nancy Barto, a Phoenix Republican who sponsored the bill, told Fox News. "

and the rest of the story: Nancy was one of my babysitters when I was a wee little lad, and she was the daughter of my parents best friends. She turned out well!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

113 Well he is a mole on the body politics.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (F7w+V)

More like an ingrown hair.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 01:58 PM (J+mig)

114 In Russia, timing questions you!

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 01:58 PM (RuIsu)

115 You would think the Bernie Bros would start to wake up and realize what we've been saying all along about the MSM and Trump supporters being called Russian bots and Trump being called Putin's puppets.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2020 01:58 PM (wiXsO)

116 No, I don't actually pay staff to photoshop my pictures.

Posted by: AOC at March 06, 2020 01:58 PM (sWM8x)

117 110


Communists play the long game.



So does Islam.



There is no difference today between muslim terrorists and the Leftist Totalitarians, especially the scum palestinians.


So do the Chinese, and the Japanese before them. In fact, pretty much everyone but us, if the CW is to be believed. I actually don't.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 01:58 PM (T6t7i)

118 Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (N9G0H)
++++++++++
Yes, they play the long game. The long game they played against the West is still being played out, a generation after the USSR fell. We didn't get here by accident. It was entirely the Soviets, but they were happy to help and guide it.

I strongly recommend that everyone watch an interview/documentary with a for KGB spook called Yuri Bezmenov (he defected to the US) called "Deception was my job."

He lays out a lot of what the USSR was doing over here, and it was incredibly long-term. The machine they helped along did not stop when they did.
https://youtu.be/AhAzGLb1j40

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 01:59 PM (I2dne)

119 Is Biden even aware he is running for President(against Trump, not against Reagan)? I mean, I wonder if he even knows what is going on in the macro-environment. Is standing him in front of a microphone just triggering learned reflexes to politic?

Posted by: American at March 06, 2020 01:59 PM (ij7vh)

120 In that new book about Ilhan Nur Omar the author writes about how her father in Somalia was one of those who thought Islam and Communism could be compatible.

So there you have it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 01:59 PM (F7w+V)

121 Remember whn the NYT blew the lid off Ted Kennedy's requests for help defeating Reagan? Good times, good times.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at March 06, 2020 01:59 PM (l7udz)

122 Which is even worse than false reporting; at least they reported something when its wrong, their JOB is to report stuff.

Our JOB is to report, that's true. But we can only report what we are given. When it is time to kneecap Bernie, well, Bernie gets iknee-capped. Who are we to ask questions?

Posted by: Yes, It Rhymes With Urinalist at March 06, 2020 01:59 PM (QrTqV)

123 so, if the new York times is attacking him, maybe it's worth a second look?

nah, he's still a commie.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2020 02:00 PM (8D42x)

124 Sucks to be in the crosshairs.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 06, 2020 02:00 PM (qZdIZ)

125 The Bezmenov thing is time well spent.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 02:00 PM (RuIsu)

126 There were plenty of those stupid sister cities thing during and after Detente. You didn't have to be a commie to do it, or the Midwest was riddled with Communism back then.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (eoQWY)

127 Tip Top

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (veJcn)

128 I get being careful and getting hand sanitizer. Probably good thinking in cold season any year. I get being scared by the news and buying filter masks. I even get being scared enough that you start to prep and buy tons of bottled water.

But toilet paper??? Is this some fear that Sanders might actually win? What the hell drives THAT panic?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

129

2020 (and 2019, 2018, 2017,...) reminds me of that scene in the classic film Independence Day when all those idiots went to greet and welcome the aliens and accept the aliens as their supreme rulers and the Aliens disintegrated them.

I love that scene. But I don't like living it out in real life.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (XCDmi)

130 I'm confuzzled. I thought the left LOVED communists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

131 This would all be a lot more fun if Bernie was a fighter.

But he's not, he's pathetic.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:02 PM (Bwqq4)

132 have the words "useful idiot" been uttered yet?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2020 02:02 PM (z79tQ)

133
But toilet paper??? Is this some fear that Sanders might actually win? What the hell drives THAT panic?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

That sounds like a reasonable explanation.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2020 02:02 PM (7DB+p)

134 Is there any cure for the communism delusion? I'm not sure. It may haunt humanity forever, because each new generation has to learn the hard way.
Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (N9G0H)

No cure. Each generation has to fight it. It imperil everyone every time. Reagan said it 55 years ago.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:02 PM (Sq18x)

135 I'm confuzzled. I thought the left LOVED communists.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++
They do. They simply don't believe that openly embracing communism is their path to further accumulation of power at this particular moment.

This is a tactical move, not a strategic one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:02 PM (I2dne)

136 DJIA -555

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (XCDmi)

===========
Plus 180 points on the week, despite all this volatility, if it closes at this level in two hours. Not horrible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (NVYyb)

137 No one needs more than one brand of deodorant or toilet paper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

138 Is standing him in front of a microphone just triggering learned reflexes to politic?

I suspect that's mostly it. Plus, there is something about that kind of environment that is stimulating and envigorating to some personalities.

Billy Graham, for instance, was wracked with Parkinson's in his old age and could barely talk, but once you got him in front of a crowd at a pulpit, he was fresh as he ever was. Until finally he couldn't do it any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

139 @bizboyle

That's quite a serious out of stock at Costco....

https://tinyurl.com/t2cbd3o

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (cF8AT)

140 They don't have to recruit vomunteers like Comrade Bernie.--
Vomunteers for America!

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (veJcn)

141 Obama's Farrakhan loving church backed the commie Sandinistas just like Sanders ... but the Democrat Establishment Intelligence Community did not see fit to expose those details in NY Times headlines ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (Cus5s)

142 And remember what Yuri Bezmenov described.

Whenever one of these Western nincompoops would come there, one of his primary tasks was to get him drunk and compromise him before he returned home, and then they owned him.

I'm certain the FSB has a thick folder of kompromat on this gout-ridden old slivo-chugging clown.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (AzW6q)

Bernie, it's been a long time since I heard from you, buddy! You wouldn't believe how many promotions I've gotten since then. Or maybe you would, since I hear you're in the running to be a President too.

Remember what you said the night before you left? Don't worry, I can forget it for a small favor...

Posted by: Your old buddy Vlad at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (J+mig)

143 But toilet paper??? Is this some fear that Sanders might actually win? What the hell drives THAT panic?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

The nice thing is Trump won't let it go to waste. He will use it to explain what happens under Socialism.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (Sq18x)

144 116
No, I don't actually pay staff to photoshop my pictures.

Posted by: AOC at March 06, 2020 01:58 PM (sWM8x)

==============
Well, you should. That picture got you plenty of votes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 02:04 PM (NVYyb)

145 134 Is there any cure for the communism delusion? I'm not sure. It may haunt humanity forever, because each new generation has to learn the hard way.
Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (N9G0H)

No cure. Each generation has to fight it. It imperil everyone every time. Reagan said it 55 years ago.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:02 PM (Sq18x)

Has a real cure ever been attempted? By that I mean killing every self-identifying communist and burning everything with Marx's name on it.

Probably wouldn't work. Damnatio memoriae didn't work well all the time, but it wouldn't hurt to try.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2020 02:04 PM (j3npP)

146 Market profit taking will yield to bargain hunting, maybe in 45 minutes.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 02:04 PM (RuIsu)

147 I don't believe in hand sanitizer except if I'm going in a porta john. IMHO, using hand sanitizer all the time just makes you more susceptible to super bugs. You have to have some resistance built up.

Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2020 02:04 PM (BDZWU)

148 Well, if you are shitting your pants over the superflu, toilet paper might be on your mind...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (Bwqq4)

149 137 No one needs more than one brand of deodorant or toilet paper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (ptqGC)

All you need is The People's Paper. Now with 30% more splinters. Hard wiping for hard asses. You don't want to be weak capitalist, now do you?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (J+mig)

150 You know who else honeymooned in the Soviet Union?

OSWALD

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (Y274z)

151
85 > there is no toilet paper shortage as long is the times is around.

I saw that an Australian paper had published an eight page blank section, with cut lines.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2020 01:55 PM (tXUFd)

---

Pro-tip: Toilet paper is made to disintegrate. Other types of paper will eventually clog the sewer pipe. Countries where other types of paper are routinely provided typically supply a disposal can next to the terlet.

Puzzled 3rd world foreigners in the US, seeing no disposal can, have been known to drop used asswipe on the floor.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (sG0Ph)

152 There were plenty of those stupid sister cities thing during and after Detente.

I liked that, though. It felt like we were reaching out to the Russian people who had suffered under red tyranny so long, being welcoming and positive toward them. Our beef was never with RUSSIANS it was always with their scumbag tyrant government. I wanted to see Russia succeed finally, after having a history of being crushed under a boot heel for ever. And I dont mean Communism, I mean as long as humans have lived in that region.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

153 Mr. Bitterness

https://youtu.be/z4mjhor-BfE

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (1CjJc)

154
"Americans", watch that series; it will tell you all you need to know about communism.--
Learned all I needed to know about Communism in the '60's.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (veJcn)

155 Wow, the New York Times really did their homework on this one. Bernie a Russian mole? Sorry for my language, it's always bad, but what bunch of dumb MF'ers.

Posted by: JROD at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (/4YT6)

156 Has a real cure ever been attempted? By that I mean killing every
self-identifying communist and burning everything with Marx's name on
it.




Malaya, the 50s, British

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 02:06 PM (T6t7i)

157 108 We should delay the 2020 election because the COVID19 Virus is so bad we do not want people to further affected at the voting locations.... Watch the Demoncrat Heads Explode !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 01:57 PM (qM84C)

This is on the table. Nobody should kid themselves.
Hong Kong has issued Universal Basic Income (something like it at 1300per person) trying to get people out and spend money and to support themselves. Maybe we have to do the same since our economy is 70% service based.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 02:06 PM (XTGY/)

158 So Bernie was a commie dupe? Yer shittin' me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 02:06 PM (oqrJk)

159
Our beef was never with RUSSIANS

-----

Shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: Our Entire Government and All of Our Media at March 06, 2020 02:06 PM (AzW6q)

160 All these assholes write this stuff as if Burisma wasn't Putin's way of putting Joe Biden on the payroll.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 01:49 PM (dwojT)

The Ukraine is one place Putin is least likely to be involved. The have their own corruption pipeline there, stealing gas from the Russians.

Its why Putin is building alternate routes, to freeze out Ukrainian theft. An all the West is stealing through the Ukraine, from the foreign aid and loans they arrange for the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:06 PM (eoQWY)

161 Damn - McCoy Tyner died.

RIP

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:06 PM (NCRpA)

162 129

2020 (and 2019, 2018, 2017,...) reminds me of that scene in the classic film Independence Day when all those idiots went to greet and welcome the aliens and accept the aliens as their supreme rulers and the Aliens disintegrated them.

I love that scene. But I don't like living it out in real life.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:01 PM (XCDmi)

I was very, very conflicted by that scene. I knew I shouldn't cheer, but...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

163 The first-ever venomous snake bite in Ireland was reported recently. According to legend, St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. Kind of funny that this happens so soon after they legalized abortion.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at March 06, 2020 02:07 PM (RIvx9)

164 Flames are the best Sanitizer.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:07 PM (NCRpA)

165 Is there any cure for the communism delusion?

Realisticaly? No. Theoretically, sure.

You do the same thing to Communism that you did to Fascism. A wall-to-wall total agreement that it was horrific and evil, a perpetual reminding of its evils, and the use of Communists as the easy, ultimate bad guy everyone loves to yell at.

Then it would wither into tiny pockets of lunacy like Fascism has and disappear from the political landscape except as an insult.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

166 Is standing him in front of a microphone just triggering learned reflexes to politic?

=====

I suspect that's mostly it. Plus, there is something about that kind of environment that is stimulating and envigorating to some personalities.

Billy Graham, for instance, was wracked with Parkinson's in his old age and could barely talk, but once you got him in front of a crowd at a pulpit, he was fresh as he ever was. Until finally he couldn't do it any longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM


See also: Ozzy Osbourne.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2020 02:07 PM (Dc/bs)

167 Literally Ernst Rohm?--
Who names their son Literally?

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (veJcn)

168 Dang. I've got a sore throat and now I'm getting an earache. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

169 Flames are the best Sanitizer.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:07 PM (NCRpA)


What does an NHL franchise have to do with this?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (9gDA7)

170 111 Comrade Bernie a Soviet mole?

One of Smiley's people?

Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (88xKn)

171 ot/ but what do you all make of the Fed. Judge demanding Barr turn over the un-redacted Mueller report and calling Barr basically "untrustworthy."?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (6XlcD)

172 Clean your butt with water from your garden hose. Impress your Neighbors. Teach that snotty kid about the dangers from drinking from the hose.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

173 So if Costco is OUT OF TP, what are you supposed to do?
Shit in the aisle?


(tee 'em up!)

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (Y274z)

174 I would say that Poland and Hungary, as well as some others in the region, have been cured of the Communist delusion. Similarly, while nations like China and Vietnam still call themselves "communist", it's just a word, and in many ways they're now more capitalist then we are.

China has reverted back to Empire, now, and effectively has a reformed and updated version of the same government they've had for 2300 years. "Communism" is just a minor affectation of the current dynasty.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

175 Kind of funny that this happens so soon after they legalized abortion.

"I brought em back, the ungrateful bastards. Stew in your horrible sin, heathens. Even the druids didn't abort all their kids"
--Padraig

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

176 I liked that, though. It felt like we were reaching out to the Russian people who had suffered under red tyranny so long, being welcoming and positive toward them. Our beef was never with RUSSIANS it was always with their scumbag tyrant government. I wanted to see Russia succeed finally, after having a history of being crushed under a boot heel for ever. And I dont mean Communism, I mean as long as humans have lived in that region.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

The Russians are freer under Putin than they've ever been. That's not as much a brag on him, as it is a damning indictment of Russia's past governments.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (J+mig)

177 Keep in mind that Vladimir Putin -- yes, that Vladimir Putin -- was a Lieutenant Colonel in the KGB at the time of Bernie's visit to the Soviet Union and his attempts to become a Soviet agent.

You can bet your bottom dollar that Putin STILL, to this day, has Bernie's file on his desk and all the blackmail-worthy dirt on him that they collected back then.

It's not like the current president of Russia is some newcomer who in theory might be able to tell an underling to dig out Bernie's file. The current president of Russia IS THE VERY SAME GUY who created Bernie's file in the first place and possibly even coordinated his recruitment.

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (N9G0H)

178 Who names their son Literally?


Wut?

Posted by: Mr. Schmiterally at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (QLPEO)

179 See also: Ozzy Osbourne.

I loved that skit where he was incomprehensible while speaking so the interviewer had him sing the responses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

180 Well, they are not wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (XyVor)

181 Waiting for The Cuckshed to publish it's groundbreaking and insightful piece, "The Conservative Case For Breadlines And Only One Choice Of Deodorant"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (oqrJk)

182 Yep, the Long Knives are out for Bolshie Bernie.

They're going to have him dressed and hung before the convention ever rolls around.

Posted by: The MSM at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (oVJmc)

183 173 So if Costco is OUT OF TP, what are you supposed to do?
Shit in the aisle?


(tee 'em up!)
Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (Y274z)
===

https://tinyurl.com/wfklbl6

Posted by: Augustine at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (BDZWU)

184 Dang. I've got a sore throat and now I'm getting an earache. Ugh.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

I had that the other day. Once you transform into a zombie it all goes away.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (gmo/4)

185 our economy is 70% service based

*Citation needed.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (9t0Zz)

186 I cheer for who or whatever might croak Jeff Goldblum. For whatever reason.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (RuIsu)

187 Bernie Bros response ..

hab sosli' Quch

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (3aI0K)

188 94 . . . Is there any cure for the communism delusion? I'm not sure. It may haunt humanity forever, because each new generation has to learn the hard way.
Posted by: zombie
__________

I had a fairly effective method.

Posted by: Gen. Pinochet at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (9vQJW)

189 There were plenty of those stupid sister cities thing during and after Detente.

I liked that, though. It felt like we were reaching out to the Russian people who had suffered under red tyranny so long, being welcoming and positive toward them. Our beef was never with RUSSIANS it was always with their scumbag tyrant government. I wanted to see Russia succeed finally, after having a history of being crushed under a boot heel for ever. And I dont mean Communism, I mean as long as humans have lived in that region.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

Sure, but with or without I never saw it as helping. It wasn't as if come WWIII we would spare Yaroslavl to spare the feelings of Burlington VT.

And Russian nationals were always pro American. My school had a Russian language program that traveled there. Word was you should take a roll of Kennedy half dollars along as Russians would trade anything for one -- because Kennedy faced the Commies down.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (eoQWY)

190 Who names their son Literally?

************

Well I suppose that's better than naming him Figuratively.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Getting COVID-19 at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (+dsLj)

191 173
So if Costco is OUT OF TP, what are you supposed to do?

Shit in the aisle?





(tee 'em up!)

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (Y274z)

Pass on the pizza.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (1CjJc)

192 174 I would say that Poland and Hungary, as well as some others in the region, have been cured of the Communist delusion. Similarly, while nations like China and Vietnam still call themselves "communist", it's just a word, and in many ways they're now more capitalist then we are.

China has reverted back to Empire, now, and effectively has a reformed and updated version of the same government they've had for 2300 years. "Communism" is just a minor affectation of the current dynasty.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

At some point from right now to the next 200 years, the "Mao Dynasty" will also be gone, and the trappings of communism will go with it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (J+mig)

193 161 Damn - McCoy Tyner died.

RIP

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:06 PM (NCRpA)


81, he had a good run.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (wZO8j)

194 our economy is 70% service based

*Citation needed.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (9t0Zz)

There's a service that will look that up for you. 10 bucks.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (eoQWY)

195 So Bernie was a commie dupe? Yer shittin' me.

Not a dupe, co-conspirator.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (9t0Zz)

196 have been known to drop used asswipe on the floor.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2020 02:05 PM


If only it was just used toilet paper.

Posted by: The Streets of San Francisco at March 06, 2020 02:12 PM (Dc/bs)

197 So, I feel compelled to mention that the "forgotten 90's mystery click" in the sidebar right now is in heavy rotation on Lithium on XM, and actually I hear it on terrestrial radio even today a fair amount.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at March 06, 2020 02:12 PM (vya2L)

198 The media is going all Captain Renault: "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that this communist sympathizer is a communist!"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 06, 2020 02:12 PM (HmZuC)

199 Ozzie Osbourne arguing with the voice command system in his range rover. Priceless.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 02:12 PM (gmo/4)

200 The Ukraine is one place Putin is least likely to be involved. The have
their own corruption pipeline there, stealing gas from the Russians.



Its why Putin is building alternate routes, to freeze out Ukrainian
theft. An all the West is stealing through the Ukraine, from the
foreign aid and loans they arrange for the country.

The company stealing gas from the pipeline is owned by the guy who was the environmental minister for the President of Ukraine that's basically sought asylum from Vladimir Putin. Burisma is a huge "fake" natural gas company whose purpose is to own and fail to use lots of drilling permits that were issued to them by Yanukovych's government. The current government of Ukraine has been trying to investigate, but guess who got their prosecutor fired? Two guys, named Biden and Obama. Biden's on tape bragging about it. Obama just examines his fucking manicure and doesn't dignify anything with a response, he relies on fucking Mitt Romney to make excuses for Biden's corrupt bagman of a son.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (dwojT)

201 185
our economy is 70% service based



*Citation needed.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (9t0Zz)

I recently compared Denmark to U.S. That's sounds ballpark correct. Wikipedia is where I shopped for data at the time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (1CjJc)

202 There's a service that will look that up for you. 10 bucks.

I'll need three professional references and a sample of your work.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (9t0Zz)

203 If only it was just used toilet paper.
Posted by: The Streets of San Francisco


Yeah that would be a really different show these days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

204
The current president of Russia IS THE VERY SAME GUY who created Bernie's file in the first place and possibly even coordinated his recruitment.

-------

Unlikely - Putin was assign to East Germany. But the point stands... you can be damned sure he's had it at his fingertips since Bernzhev announced in the 2016 cycle.

Posted by: Our Entire Government and All of Our Media at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (AzW6q)

205 >>81, he had a good run.

Yeah - Playing right up until the end too, no doubt.

Saw a lot of McCoy shows. Even skipped our Prom and went to see him, instead. Full Tux, Limo...whole bit.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (NCRpA)

206 Pardon my bad formatting. I got pissed off.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (dwojT)

207 >>Damn - McCoy Tyner died.

>>RIP

Henri Richard, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

208
*Symbiotic governmedia swampbeast sock off*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (AzW6q)

209 Denise Richards' cat died?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (NCRpA)

210 Keep in mind that Vladimir Putin -- yes, that Vladimir Putin -- was a Lieutenant Colonel in the KGB at the time of Bernie's visit to the Soviet Union and his attempts to become a Soviet agent.

You can bet your bottom dollar that Putin STILL, to this day, has Bernie's file on his desk and all the blackmail-worthy dirt on him that they collected back then.

It's not like the current president of Russia is some newcomer who in theory might be able to tell an underling to dig out Bernie's file. The current president of Russia IS THE VERY SAME GUY who created Bernie's file in the first place and possibly even coordinated his recruitment.

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 02:09 PM (N9G0H)

The KGB is a big organization, I wouldn't think Putin was likely Bernies case officer. They had more than one Lt Colonel, if someone like Sanders even merited one.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (eoQWY)

211 Oh, and pardon my cussing.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (dwojT)

212 >>will also be gone, and the trappings of communism will go with it. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (J+mig)


(Squats)

No more Adibas. Only top-dollar for real thing.

(Spits)

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (QgtlX)

213 How convenient this COVID19 hits the news cycle at Mach 5 every day just before the Barr/Durham Report could be released ........ Just saying....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (qM84C)

214 Walter Duranty hardest hit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (Ct55T)

215
185 our economy is 70% service based

*Citation needed.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:10 PM (9t0Zz)

Service sector includes farming and factory work. So yeah, highly misleading. The growth of the service sector has largely been one of redefining things. Lots of the production process of any good involves work that would be defined as service.

Posted by: Someguy at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (7DB+p)

216 I got pissed off.

I got pissed on.

*annoying smirk*

Posted by: Beto at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (9t0Zz)

217 167 Literally Ernst Rohm?--
Who names their son Literally?
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 06, 2020 02:08 PM (veJcn)

Beats me

Posted by: Reality Winner at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (7HtZB)

218 212 >>will also be gone, and the trappings of communism will go with it. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 02:11 PM (J+mig)

(Squats)

No more Adibas. Only top-dollar for real thing.

(Spits)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (QgtlX)

Die marke mit den zwei streifen

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (Ct55T)

219 >Dang. I've got a sore throat and now I'm getting an earache. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I'm sneezing and one side of my sinus is closed
it's either a touch of the rheumatizz or I got the corona

Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (iTXRQ)

220 The all-time funniest Sister-City debacle happened with Berkeley, CA, back in the '90s I think, when they declared that Berkeley was going to become sister cities with a Palestinian refugee camp. So cool! So avant-garde! Fantastic!

Many proclamations were made, as everyone slapped each other on the back with congratulations for being the hippest city activists ever.

AND THEN... they sent a delegation over to "Palestine" to visit the sister city.

When they got there, they found...nothing. Just rags and toilet paper caught on the branches of desiccated bushes in the desert, blowing in the hot wind.

The camp had been dismantled, and the residents dispersed, and there was no one left.

Ooops.

Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 02:15 PM (N9G0H)

221 >>The KGB is a big organization, I wouldn't think
Putin was likely Bernies case officer. They had more than one Lt
Colonel, if someone like Sanders even merited one. Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (eoQWY)

Sanders was a trainee's "developmental."

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 02:16 PM (QgtlX)

222 The KGB is a big organization, I wouldn't think Putin was likely Bernies
case officer. They had more than one Lt Colonel, if someone like
Sanders even merited one.

I once saw a picture from one of Reagan's trips to the Soviet Union, where he visited Red Square and met some Soviet tourists supposedly impromptu.
One of them, with an expensive camera, looks just like a young Putin.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 02:16 PM (dwojT)

223 There may be hope for Hollywood yet.


https://tinyurl.com/rk3n7yd



Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 02:16 PM (T6t7i)

224 >5
Boobie free thread. Lets keep it PG guys.

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (q177U)


Bernie already won? We are run by Commies already?!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (sjdRT)

225 Damn - McCoy Tyner died.

Jazz is dead.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (9t0Zz)

226 You know who else honeymooned in the Soviet Union?

OSWALD
Posted by: torabora

Fair Play For Cuba was Oswald's handout paper.

Bernie likes Cuba too!

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Bwqq4)

227 So totally OT question:

Why was Mr. Spock on Star Trek "Mister" Spock?

Shouldn't he have had some kind of rank, being part of the Federation Navy? Or Starfleet, or whatever they called it?

Is "Mister" some kind of actual real-life Navy thing i'm not aware of?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)

228
Sanders was a trainee's "developmental."
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 02:16 PM (QgtlX)

------

This is likely true. The true believers are the easiest to run. Because they are idiots.

I'd hand him off to KGB Wormwood if I were KGB Screwtape.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (AzW6q)

229 5 Boobie free thread. Lets keep it PG guys.
Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 01:44 PM (q177U)

Oh. Did someone die?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (XyVor)

230 @bennyjohnson 3 minutes ago

BREAKING

Trump campaign sues CNN over 'false and defamatory' statements, seeks millions in damages

https://tinyurl.com/s8jr3zn

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 02:18 PM (cF8AT)

231 So Putin has a file on Col. Sanders? What's he afraid of?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 02:18 PM (oqrJk)

232 Jeebus people.

You better start your rooftop Korean training.
I was up on the roof all night last night.

the coronavirus is mutating. it will cause the zombie apocalypse.

buy ammo.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:18 PM (d7Ww2)

233 (Squats)

No more Adibas. Only top-dollar for real thing.

(Spits)

Adibas is the real thing. It's the other guys who are the Fritz knockoffs.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at March 06, 2020 02:18 PM (dwojT)

234
Oh. Did someone die?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I put my pants on just in case.

Posted by: Mr. Schmiterally at March 06, 2020 02:18 PM (QLPEO)

235
Navy fags are called "mister."

Spock's rank was Lt. Commander.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (XCDmi)

236
The NY Slimes has a problem with commie dupes and Soviet propaganda? ( looks at Walter Duranty ) Since when?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (mpeBU)

237 I remember reading memoirs of a Soviet GRU - military intelligence, the KGB aren't the only spy group in the USSR - and his interactions with westerners selling secrets.

He didn't mind those who did it for the money, but he hated - HATED - those who did it for ideology, and said how glad he would be when those would be rounded up if the Communists ever took over their countries.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (eoQWY)

238 209 Denise Richards' cat died?
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (NCRpA)

I volunteer to comfort her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

239 Literally.

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (QLPEO)

240
The question is: What do Navy fags call the woman?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (XCDmi)

241 Is "Mister" some kind of actual real-life Navy thing i'm not aware of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)

Mr. is what you call more Junior Officers, usually Ensigns and such.

Spock was a Commander, and by Navy tradition should not have been addressed that way.

And you will also note, that he was NEVER addressed as XO, a fairly common way of addressing the Second in Command on some ships.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

242 136 DJIA -555

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (XCDmi)

===========
Plus 180 points on the week, despite all this volatility, if it closes at this level in two hours. Not horrible.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (NVYyb)

-----

How many people were stampeded out of the market?

The Stock Market will be up and down like this until the Coronavirus outbreak has subsided in the US, and the Democrats have chosen their presidential candidate.

And hopefully along the way, the virus will have helped remove the Iranian, North Korean, and Chinese Communist regimes?

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (+0uDE)

243 219 >Dang. I've got a sore throat and now I'm getting an earache. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I'm sneezing and one side of my sinus is closed
it's either a touch of the rheumatizz or I got the corona

Posted by



Chloraseptic and vinegar.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (wZO8j)

244 One of them, with an expensive camera, looks just like a young Putin.

A lot of those guys look pretty similar, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

245 240
The question is: What do Navy fags call the woman?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (XCDmi)

Liberty Call?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:20 PM (NgKpN)

246 Boobie free thread.

Sir, we strive to keep a certain inviting atmosphere here. Boobies are welcome.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:20 PM (9t0Zz)

247 219 >Dang. I've got a sore throat and now I'm getting an earache. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Jane,

tequila and lime.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:20 PM (d7Ww2)

248 Greg Giraldo Best Burns

https://youtu.be/PuHKZ-HTkSk


RIP, definitely NSFW.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:20 PM (1CjJc)

249 227 So totally OT question:

Why was Mr. Spock on Star Trek "Mister" Spock?

Shouldn't he have had some kind of rank, being part of the Federation Navy? Or Starfleet, or whatever they called it?

Is "Mister" some kind of actual real-life Navy thing i'm not aware of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)

In the age of sail, "Mister" was used for Warrant Officers and Commissioned Officers below the rank of Captain. It persisted in some cased through WW2, see the 1955 movie "Mister Roberts". I think it's an archaic usage today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)

250 So totally OT question:

Why was Mr. Spock on Star Trek "Mister" Spock?

Shouldn't he have had some kind of rank, being part of the Federation Navy? Or Starfleet, or whatever they called it?

Is "Mister" some kind of actual real-life Navy thing i'm not aware of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)



"Mr Roberts", yo.


Best thing Hank Fonda ever did.



Posted by: naturalfake at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (9wmyx)

251
He didn't mind those who did it for the money, but he hated - HATED - those who did it for ideology, and said how glad he would be when those would be rounded up if the Communists ever took over their countries.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (eoQWY)

--------

Accurate.

If you watch the Bezmenov interview - that's what tipped him to defect. He DIDN'T despise the Communist ideologues he coordinated in India. When they handed him a list that said they'd all be liquidated when the time came, the scales fell from his eyes and he bolted to the West.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (AzW6q)

252 ATT must really love it the President Of The United States is suing the company. (/Sarc)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (NVYyb)

253 Man they sure don't want Bernie to get the nom.
Its all hands on deck to take him out.
But think about that, he is out, then its Biden and Tulsi. Ahhh...fun debate there. Then if Biden continues his deterioration, its Tulsi, the toughest candidate they could put up against us IMHO. But the dems wouldn't do that, they hate her too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (r+sAi)

254 Why was Mr. Spock on Star Trek "Mister" Spock?

Shouldn't he have had some kind of rank, being part of the Federation Navy? Or Starfleet, or whatever they called it?

Is "Mister" some kind of actual real-life Navy thing i'm not aware of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)

Spock was a Commander in TOS, and Scotty was Lt Commander. I don't think in the Navy you throw rank names around as much, Captain is Captain even if his rank isn't Captain, and all officers down to the Middies are 'Mister'

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (eoQWY)

255
Wiki:

In the United States Military, warrant officers and chief warrant officers are addressed as Mister by senior commissioned officers. In the United States Navy and United States Coast Guard it is proper to use Mister to refer to commissioned officers below the rank of lieutenant commander, or to subordinate commissioned officers, though the use of Mister implies familiarity compared to the use of rank title for an unknown officer. Women officers below the rank of lieutenant commander may be addressed as Miss, Ms. or Mrs. as appropriate.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (XCDmi)

256 >The question is: What do Navy fags call the woman?



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (XCDmi)


Dances with Marines?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (sjdRT)

257 237 I remember reading memoirs of a Soviet GRU - military intelligence, the KGB aren't the only spy group in the USSR - and his interactions with westerners selling secrets.

He didn't mind those who did it for the money, but he hated - HATED - those who did it for ideology, and said how glad he would be when those would be rounded up if the Communists ever took over their countries.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (eoQWY)

"Inside the Aquarium"

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (+0uDE)

258 238
209 Denise Richards' cat died?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (NCRpA)



I volunteer to comfort her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

It's already dead.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (1CjJc)

259 >
Is there any cure for the communism delusion? I'm not sure. It may haunt humanity forever, because each new generation has to learn the hard way.
Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (N9G0H)

They hate their neighbors and coworkers. That is the cause.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (T0OSk)

260 Probably wouldn't work. Damnatio memoriae didn't work well all the time, but it wouldn't hurt to try.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2020 02:04 PM (j3npP)

The issue is it preys on certain parts of human nature that you don't want to get rid of, like compassion, some you wish you could get rid of, like laziness, and another you couldn't possibly get rid of - namely stupidity.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (Sq18x)

261 Navy fags are called "mister."

Spock's rank was Lt. Commander.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (XCDmi)

You know, that 'joke' is really getting old to those of us who honorably served this country at sea.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (NgKpN)

262 *shakes fist at Tom Servo*


Curse you, you animated bubblegum machine!

Beaten to the punch!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (9wmyx)

263 Jane,

tequila and lime.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:20 PM (d7Ww2)

---------

And don't forget. Put de lime in de coconut, then you feel better.

Posted by: Nilsson at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (oqrJk)

264 What do Navy fags call the woman?

Sister?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (9t0Zz)

265 @jsolomonReports 6 minutes ago

Major development in Flynn case: lawyer says deal reached with feds that could help retired general withdraw guilty plea

https://tinyurl.com/um3c76e

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (cF8AT)

266 On one of the siriusXM channels, they play an old time radio show called "I Was a Communist for the FBI" from the early 50's. Interesting listen and a lot of what the reds were doing back then is what the libs are doing today.

They have some episodes here if you want to listen:
https://tinyurl.com/yx6ag5xo

Posted by: Engelwood at March 06, 2020 02:23 PM (FI0KD)

267
There may be hope for Hollywood yet.


https://tinyurl.com/rk3n7yd





Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 02:16 PM (T6t7i)

A US Navy Destroyer Movie.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

268 Star Trek TOS was written during the Vietnam Era. At least they had respect enough to call Spock "Mister".

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 02:23 PM (SUJyY)

269 They hate their neighbors and coworkers. That is the cause.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (T0OSk)

The true commies do. The useful idiots aren't motivated by envy, and those are the ones that keep the damn thing alive.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:23 PM (Sq18x)

270 242 136 DJIA -555

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 01:56 PM (XCDmi)

===========
Plus 180 points on the week, despite all this volatility, if it closes at this level in two hours. Not horrible.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 02:03 PM (NVYyb)

-----

How many people were stampeded out of the market?

The Stock Market will be up and down like this until the Coronavirus outbreak has subsided in the US, and the Democrats have chosen their presidential candidate.

And hopefully along the way, the virus will have helped remove the Iranian, North Korean, and Chinese Communist regimes?
Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (+0uDE)

The rumor is that much of the Iranian leadership has the virus because of contact with Chinese personnel. Hilarious if true.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

271 In the age of sail, "Mister" was used for Warrant Officers and Commissioned Officers below the rank of Captain. It persisted in some cased through WW2, see the 1955 movie "Mister Roberts". I think it's an archaic usage today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)

Was still used a bit 20 years ago when I retired, but now that might be archaic! /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (NgKpN)

272 249 227 So totally OT question:

Why was Mr. Spock on Star Trek "Mister" Spock?

Shouldn't he have had some kind of rank, being part of the Federation Navy? Or Starfleet, or whatever they called it?

Is "Mister" some kind of actual real-life Navy thing i'm not aware of?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)

In the age of sail, "Mister" was used for Warrant Officers and Commissioned Officers below the rank of Captain. It persisted in some cased through WW2, see the 1955 movie "Mister Roberts". I think it's an archaic usage today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)

"Mister" may have been an English corruption of the now defunct rank of "Master"

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (7HtZB)

273 >Dang. I've got a sore throat and now I'm getting an earache. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Jane,

tequila and lime.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:20 PM (d7Ww2)


We're outta tequila. I wonder if there's been a run on it at the liquor store?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

274 So totally OT question:



Why was Mr. Spock on Star Trek "Mister" Spock?



Shouldn't he have had some kind of rank, being part of the Federation Navy? Or Starfleet, or whatever they called it?



Is "Mister" some kind of actual real-life Navy thing i'm not aware of?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)
Kirk said to the 1960's fighter pilot, "we're a combined service".

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

275 this is terrible for Bernie, since at least .1 percent of his supporters will give a rat's ass about this.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (4a9Vv)

276 Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (cF8AT)

==========
If the government drops the case, I predict a SMOD-sized lawsuit against the government

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (NVYyb)

277 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 01:46 PM (dNzKv)

Me too. Oh you said campaign. I thought you said train.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (kuLb4)

278 258 238
209 Denise Richards' cat died?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (NCRpA)



I volunteer to comfort her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

It's already dead.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (1CjJc)

How about her pussy?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

279 And hopefully along the way, the virus will have helped remove the Iranian, North Korean, and Chinese Communist regimes?
Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (+0uDE)

And maybe the fashionistas in Milan, too.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (7HtZB)

280 "Judge demanding Barr turn over the un-redacted Mueller report and calling Barr basically "untrustworthy."?

Posted by: it's me donna

idk .. Trump declassified all that evidence (which they hid because it was eternally "under investigation" and would harm investigations, etc.) ... but we never got to see anything. Barr was supposedly able to access it all since it was declassified, and supposedly use it to bring prosecutions.


But now we wonder if Barr mostly gives good speeches ... but is afraid of the Schumer type threats (six ways to Sunday to get you, you won't know what hit you). Durham may be putting it all together ... Barr seems unwillingly to attempt anything unless it is a slam dunk ... and since he is up against DeepState (assuming he is just not another #2weeks tool) .. then nothing is a slam dunk.


The coup can run for years ... malicious prosecutions by the barrel, but Barr is super careful ... have to cross every t, then have it checked by the bureaucrats, then run it by the media ...


tick tock

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (Cus5s)

281
The true commies do. The useful idiots aren't motivated by envy, and those are the ones that keep the damn thing alive.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:23 PM (Sq18x)

-------

There is nobody - not one single person - in a Communist government or above the bottom ranks of a CP who believes the bullshit. It's a pre-req for advancement that you be a cynical, flinty-eyed, unprincipled power-demon.

Kind of like our parties and government here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (AzW6q)

282 On one of the siriusXM channels, they play an old time radio show called "I Was a Communist for the FBI" from the early 50's. Interesting listen and a lot of what the reds were doing back then is what the libs are doing today.

Its a surprisingly solid show despite the lurid name. The communist stuff is sometimes sketchy but the suspense was delivered brilliantly. Dana Andrews was a real talent but apparently he was such a boozer he was miserable to work with and eventually his career just died.

I love old time Radio shows, so much great stuff back then. Gunsmoke radio might be the best drama ever produced in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

283
Apparently, today is the Stock Market's

"Kick naturalfake in the Nads All Day Long Day"

Yeesh!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 06, 2020 02:26 PM (9wmyx)

284 271
In the age of sail, "Mister" was used for Warrant Officers and
Commissioned Officers below the rank of Captain. It persisted in some
cased through WW2, see the 1955 movie "Mister Roberts". I think it's an
archaic usage today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)



Was still used a bit 20 years ago when I retired, but now that might be archaic! /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (NgKpN)

Still in use on subs mumbledy years ago.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:26 PM (1CjJc)

285 Yes the intelligence community is the Democratic establishment... and so is the rest of the government bureaucracy, the news media, Hollywood, education, and Wall St., all because the schools were given away to the trust fund commie idiots of the 1960's and 70's.

Posted by: Al Crapton at March 06, 2020 02:26 PM (GlmxK)

286 280
"Judge demanding Barr turn over the un-redacted Mueller report and calling Barr basically "untrustworthy."?


Judge Reggie Walton, a Bush II appointee, just happens to have been a FISA judge during Obama's reign. Not suspicious at all.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (T6t7i)

287 282 On one of the siriusXM channels, they play an old time radio show called "I Was a Communist for the FBI" from the early 50's. Interesting listen and a lot of what the reds were doing back then is what the libs are doing today.

Its a surprisingly solid show despite the lurid name. The communist stuff is sometimes sketchy but the suspense was delivered brilliantly. Dana Andrews was a real talent but apparently he was such a boozer he was miserable to work with and eventually his career just died.

I love old time Radio shows, so much great stuff back then. Gunsmoke radio might be the best drama ever produced in America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

Cool, I'll have to look for that. I like listening to the old suspense and horror radio dramas.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (7HtZB)

288 The issue is it preys on certain parts of human nature that you don't want to get rid of, like compassion, some you wish you could get rid of, like laziness, and another you couldn't possibly get rid of - namely stupidity.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:22 PM (Sq18x)

Also ignorance. I am not sure about the persistence of the ideology as a real thing if everyone knew all the whys and wherefores and history of the thing.

Part of the real problem is that the educational apparatus is pro communism. If you only teach the good parts and none of the draw backs, it kind of distorts things.

While it may be invitingly packaged, in practice it does not work with human nature.

Capitalism has the opposite problem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (XyVor)

289 The question is: What do Navy fags call the woman?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM


Your mom, Alex.

Posted by: Cmdr. Bond at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (Dc/bs)

290 I decided by 9th grade that people became commies because they were picked last on all the intramural teams.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (Bwqq4)

291 278 258 238
209 Denise Richards' cat died?

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 02:14 PM (NCRpA)



I volunteer to comfort her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

It's already dead.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:21 PM (1CjJc)

How about her pussy?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

She's turning 50 soon, but it's nothing that a little leather baseball glove oil can't fix right up.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (SUJyY)

292 >>In the age of sail, "Mister" was used for Warrant Officers and
Commissioned Officers below the rank of Captain. It persisted in some
cased through WW2, see the 1955 movie "Mister Roberts". I think it's an
archaic usage today.

Mister Christian!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)

293 Still in use on subs mumbledy years ago.

You were a bubble-head, flounder?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:28 PM (9t0Zz)

294 This is pathetic what the Dems are doing too/with Biden. Obviously the guy has some mental issues and half the time does not know what planet he is on. Shows how evil these Dems are ........

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 02:28 PM (qM84C)

295 I Led Three Lives brought to you by Phillips Petroleum.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 02:29 PM (wZO8j)

296 >>> In the age of sail, "Mister" was used for Warrant Officers and
Commissioned Officers below the rank of Captain. It persisted in some
cased through WW2, see the 1955 movie "Mister Roberts". I think it's an
archaic usage today.

Mister X is still an acceptable form of referral for Warrant officers, Midshipmen, and Junior Commissioned Officers.

Essentially all non-enlisted officers O3 and below.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 06, 2020 02:29 PM (LO5Qy)

297 Was still used a bit 20 years ago when I retired, but now that might be archaic! /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:24 PM (NgKpN)

Still in use on subs mumbledy years ago.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:26 PM (1CjJc)

Hubs retired from the Coast Guard four years ago, and they used Mister (or Ms).

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:29 PM (Ez6QX)

298 She's turning 50 soon, but it's nothing that a little leather baseball glove oil can't fix right up.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (SUJyY)

Does it kill nuclear-mutated, alien-borne Charlie Sheen STDs?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:29 PM (1CjJc)

299 Mister Christian!

"Don't forget his sister"
--Night Ranger

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

300 Scotty was also referred to often as Mr. Scott.

Guys in red shirts were referred to as "dead by first commercial break".

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (Bwqq4)

301 293
Still in use on subs mumbledy years ago.



You were a bubble-head, flounder?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:28 PM (9t0Zz)

Guilty.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (1CjJc)

302 298 She's turning 50 soon, but it's nothing that a little leather baseball glove oil can't fix right up.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (SUJyY)

Does it kill nuclear-mutated, alien-borne Charlie Sheen STDs?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:29 PM (1CjJc)

Anyone check to see if she happened to be shopping in Wuhan back in November?

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (SUJyY)

303 leather baseball glove oil

The smell of leather baseball glove oil and the smell of gun oil are fantastic.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (9t0Zz)

304 Well, the chorecation at Che Blake is taking a break for the nonce.

Way behind on my AoS threads.

Which is obviously not a good thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (WEBkv)

305 So totally OT question:

Why was Mr. Spock on Star Trek "Mister" Spock?


Spock says in one episode that his first name was unpronounceable by humans.

Also, "Pointy eared asshole" wasn't considered a proper form of address on a military vessel.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Ooty8)

306 286 280
"Judge demanding Barr turn over the un-redacted Mueller report and calling Barr basically "untrustworthy."?

Judge Reggie Walton, a Bush II appointee, just happens to have been a FISA judge during Obama's reign. Not suspicious at all.
Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (T6t7i)

Extremely unlikely that anything important was hidden by redaction - remember that everyone on Mueller's team knew exactly what was in those sections, and if Barr had actually hidden something, they would have leaked that info to Adam Schiff instantly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

307 287 282 On one of the siriusXM channels, they play an old time radio show called "I Was a Communist for the FBI" from the early 50's. Interesting listen and a lot of what the reds were doing back then is what the libs are doing today.

Its a surprisingly solid show despite the lurid name. The communist stuff is sometimes sketchy but the suspense was delivered brilliantly. Dana Andrews was a real talent but apparently he was such a boozer he was miserable to work with and eventually his career just died.

I love old time Radio shows, so much great stuff back then. Gunsmoke radio might be the best drama ever produced in America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

Cool, I'll have to look for that. I like listening to the old suspense and horror radio dramas.
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (7HtZB)

The show was "Down These Mean Streets", "I Was A Communist..." was one of the episodes

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (7HtZB)

308 I always imagine this sentence being said in Foghorn Leghorn's voice:

"Ah say, Ah say . . . They'ahs a whol' lotta Cah'loooodin' goin' on 'round heah!!"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 02:32 PM (/6dlA)

309 My parents were Chair Force.

Cheers to all you Morons who served. Thank you.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:32 PM (9t0Zz)

310 Another navy question, if you'll forgive my impertinence and ignorance....

"Navy Nukes" are just anyone who served on a reactor crew for any ship, or specifically the submarine people?

I've met a bunch who call themselves that, but they were all on submarines. Never carriers or whatever else uses reactors....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:32 PM (Ct55T)

311 309 My parents were Chair Force.

Cheers to all you Morons who served. Thank you.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:32 PM (9t0Zz)

"Chair Force" never fails to make me laugh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)

312 Both, Warai-otoko.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (1CjJc)

313 re 259: there will always be people who want to be the king or dictator, and there will always be people who can be lured or duped into supporting those wanna-be tyrants.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (4a9Vv)

314 New Morning Consult poll has

Biden 54
Sanders 38
Gabbard 2

Biden has staged one of the most impressive comebacks in political history

Posted by: Poopy at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (nArc0)

315 Also, "Pointy eared asshole" wasn't considered a proper form of address on a military vessel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Ooty
++++++++++++
What about "green-blooded hobgoblin?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (I2dne)

316 306
"Judge demanding Barr turn over the un-redacted Mueller report and calling Barr basically "untrustworthy."?

Judge Reggie Walton, a Bush II appointee, just happens to have been a FISA judge during Obama's reign. Not suspicious at all.
Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 02:27 PM (T6t7i)

Extremely unlikely that anything important was hidden by redaction - remember that everyone on Mueller's team knew exactly what was in those sections, and if Barr had actually hidden something, they would have leaked that info to Adam Schiff instantly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

I predict an exasperated courtroom outburst from the judge soon. This outburst will say nothing specific, but imply heavily that what's in the report is just the worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (q80AH)

317
Extremely unlikely that anything important was hidden by redaction - remember that everyone on Mueller's team knew exactly what was in those sections, and if Barr had actually hidden something, they would have leaked that info to Adam Schiff instantly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

------

Oh I doubt this crooked Bush crony actually wants it released, for that very reason.

He wants Barr to refuse and give his Dem Palz a campaign talking point about how Trump was totes guilty all along. COVERUP!!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (AzW6q)

318 Spock says in one episode that his first name was unpronounceable by humans.
...
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Ooty

Spock was from Tbilisi?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (Ct55T)

319 "Chair Force" never fails to make me laugh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)
------------

Pfft, I was a charter member of the 1st Chairborne, 192nd division.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (WEBkv)

320 For the Soviets, it was the start of a years-long propaganda effort to exploit his antiwar agenda, documents obtained by The New York Times show.  

Heck, the #FakeNews NY Times won a Pulitzer Prize for doing exactly that!

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (3aI0K)

321 Spock says in one episode that his first name was unpronounceable by humans.

...

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned


Spock was Dutch?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (1CjJc)

322 Remember the politically incorrect Trek episode in which Scotty drank an alien under the table?

They didn't have an Irishman, Scotland was close enough.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (Bwqq4)

323 Biden has staged one of the most impressive comebacks in political history

Where was I ?

Posted by: Doddering Joe at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (6XlcD)

324 Some doctor on teh newz said dogs can be susceptible to coronavirus, so if you get it, you need to separate yourself from your pet.

How in the world would you do that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

325 300 Scotty was also referred to often as Mr. Scott.

Guys in red shirts were referred to as "dead by first commercial break".
Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (Bwqq4)

Yeah, could never figure out their rationale for uniform colors.

Red was both Engineering, and Security, but Uhura wore Red. Blue was Science and Medicine.
Command on Navigation was Gold, as was the Capts. Strumpet (his Yeoman).

But their XO was a Science, not in the 'Line" track? of a Cruiser?

And no indications of Rank at all, on working uniforms.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

326 314 New Morning Consult poll has

Biden 54
Sanders 38
Gabbard 2

Biden has staged one of the most impressive comebacks in political history
Posted by: Poopy at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (nArc0)

==========

Or, the polls for the past few months were poorly constructed and did not accurately reflect the state of the Democratic party as a whole.

6 of one...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (q80AH)

327 Hitler's brother Literally gets mentioned from time to time.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (RuIsu)

328 231 So Putin has a file on Col. Sanders? What's he afraid of?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 02:18 PM (oqrJk)


It isn't blackmail material when (A) the target doesn't deny it but instead revels in it, and (2) other people who elect him know and don't care.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (hLRSq)

329 324 Some doctor on teh newz said dogs can be susceptible to coronavirus, so if you get it, you need to separate yourself from your pet.

How in the world would you do that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

Oh that's bullshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

330 >>Biden has staged one of the most impressive comebacks in political history

It's not a comeback when everyone else drops out.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)

331 Scotty was also referred to often as Mr. Scott.

Guys in red shirts were referred to as "dead by first commercial break".
Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (Bwqq4)

Especially when sent out like this:

Away team: Captain, First Officer, Chief Engineer, and a guy in a red shirt.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

332 324 Some doctor on teh newz said dogs can be susceptible to coronavirus, so if you get it, you need to separate yourself from your pet.

How in the world would you do that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

human goes in the crate

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (d7Ww2)

333 325 And no indications of Rank at all, on working uniforms.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

==========

The rank was on the cuffs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (q80AH)

334 324
Some doctor on teh newz said dogs can be susceptible to coronavirus, so
if you get it, you need to separate yourself from your pet.

How in the world would you do that?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

Choosy pet Mom's Put away their Jif.

Posted by: Dana Perineum at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (1CjJc)

335 This is pathetic what the Dems are doing too/with Biden. Obviously the guy has some mental issues and half the time does not know what planet he is on. Shows how evil these Dems are ........
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 02:28 PM (qM84C)


I hope they keep riding his zombie ass.

As I said before, Biden deserves every bit of the public mockery and scorn he's getting. He is a lying, plagiarizing, bullying parasite whose entire life has been spent swindling the American public and channeling graft to his worthless family.

He sneers at voters, challenging their IQs, denigrating their looks and bullying them to a degree that would have his head smashed into pulp were he a private citizen.

Forcing Biden to melt down in public will be one of the greatest services Trump can perform.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (Ki5SV)

336 303 leather baseball glove oil

Smilin' Mink no longer made. That was good medicine for anything leather, motorcycle jacket n boots.

Posted by: banned, but hey at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (vciJ+)

337 What about "green-blooded hobgoblin?"

Sounds like a medical opinion.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (Ooty8)

338 Some doctor on teh newz said dogs can be
susceptible to coronavirus, so if you get it, you need to separate
yourself from your pet.

How in the world would you do that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh



human goes in the crate

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (d7Ww


lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

339 331 Scotty was also referred to often as Mr. Scott.

Guys in red shirts were referred to as "dead by first commercial break".
Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (Bwqq4)

Especially when sent out like this:

Away team: Captain, First Officer, Chief Engineer, and a guy in a red shirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

Good ol' plot armor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (Ct55T)

340 330 >>Biden has staged one of the most impressive comebacks in political history

It's not a comeback when everyone else drops out.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, we definitely cannot call him the comeback 'kid'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (XyVor)

341
Mister X is still an acceptable form of referral for Warrant officers, Midshipmen, and Junior Commissioned Officers.

They call me Mister X!

Posted by: Charlie X at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

342 there will always be people who want to be the king or dictator, and there will always be people who can be lured or duped into supporting those wanna-be tyrants.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March




Some want to have a king over them

Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (HALdu)

343 335 Forcing Biden to melt down in public will be one of the greatest services Trump can perform.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (Ki5SV)

=========

What would be greater for the Republic would be if he started plugging our books at rallies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (q80AH)

344 I don't think TOS paid that close attention to formal rank. Spock was ID'd as First Officer, Scotty as Chief Engineer, etc., most of the time.

It wasn't until TNG that they started focusing on Commander, Lt. Commander, etc.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (dfRN6)

345 Extremely unlikely that anything important was hidden by redaction - remember that everyone on Mueller's team knew exactly what was in those sections, and if Barr had actually hidden something, they would have leaked that info to Adam Schiff instantly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

I predict an exasperated courtroom outburst from the judge soon. This outburst will say nothing specific, but imply heavily that what's in the report is just the worst.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (q80AH)

My question is under what authority of law is a Judge even involved in this?

They don't have the clearance to even SEE classified material.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

346 "Chair Force" never fails to make me laugh."

Played some gigs with a band named "Lawn Chair Pilots" last year. Name was quite popular, band was OK, liked the Allman Bros material.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (Bwqq4)

347 325 300 Scotty was also referred to often as Mr. Scott.

Guys in red shirts were referred to as "dead by first commercial break".
Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (Bwqq4)

Yeah, could never figure out their rationale for uniform colors.

Red was both Engineering, and Security, but Uhura wore Red. Blue was Science and Medicine.
Command on Navigation was Gold, as was the Capts. Strumpet (his Yeoman).

But their XO was a Science, not in the 'Line" track? of a Cruiser?

And no indications of Rank at all, on working uniforms.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

I think they had decorations on the cuffs that denoted rank.

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (7HtZB)

348 Dana Perino would have to be locked in a room to keep her away from her Precious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

349 Remember the politically incorrect Trek episode in which Scotty drank an alien under the table?

Scotty drank Yaphit?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (9t0Zz)

350 344 I don't think TOS paid that close attention to formal rank. Spock was ID'd as First Officer, Scotty as Chief Engineer, etc., most of the time.

It wasn't until TNG that they started focusing on Commander, Lt. Commander, etc.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (dfRN6)

=========

Scott was called Captain of Engineering in Star Trek III.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (q80AH)

351 What about "green-blooded hobgoblin?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (I2dne)

Sulu, A/K/A Red-blooded knobgobblin.

Posted by: Dana Perineum at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (1CjJc)

352
Kiwi stopped selling their Mink Oil in a can, and it was a hot seller. Baffling.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (XCDmi)

353 344 I don't think TOS paid that close attention to formal rank. Spock was ID'd as First Officer, Scotty as Chief Engineer, etc., most of the time.

It wasn't until TNG that they started focusing on Commander, Lt. Commander, etc.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (dfRN6)

Don't forget Commodore Decker!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)

354 Well, we definitely cannot call him the comeback 'kid'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (XyVor)

Second Childhood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:38 PM (Ct55T)

355 >>He sneers at voters, challenging their IQs, denigrating their looks and bullying them to a degree that would have his head smashed into pulp were he a private citizen.

Forcing Biden to melt down in public will be one of the greatest services Trump can perform.

- - - -

Yup. Treated so many who had o testify before the Senate with contempt, such as Clarence Thomas.

Karma, man!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 02:38 PM (bDqIh)

356 Kiwi stopped selling their Mink Oil in a can, and it was a hot seller. Baffling.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March



Now you have to hire her to rub it over you herself.

Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 02:38 PM (HALdu)

357 303
leather baseball glove oil



The smell of leather baseball glove oil and the smell of gun oil are fantastic.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (9t0Zz)


I doubt I've ever picked up a glove or ball that I didn't smell. I played ball from 8 to 18 and joined an over 40 league in later years. Knees finally gave out. Loved playing the game

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (iTfiy)

358 Remember the politically incorrect Trek episode in which Scotty drank an alien under the table?

They didn't have an Irishman, Scotland was close enough.
Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:34 PM (Bwqq4)


Actually, they did. Ensign Kevin Riley, first season.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (Ki5SV)

359 If I was the social director at the Times' main newsroom, I'd cancel those softball leagues the cub reporters do in Central Park and Brooklyn.

Some BernieBro might come a gunnin'.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (+fPHo)

360 Away team: Captain, First Officer, Chief Engineer, and a guy in a red shirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (eoQWY)


I wonder why the chief engineer would go out with the away team. Isn't his place, by definition, on the ship?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

361 Also, "Pointy eared asshole" wasn't considered a proper form of address on a military vessel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 06, 2020 02:31 PM (Ooty

"Mind...Your...Own...Buisiness Mr Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference"

Kinda clever how Kirk got that reaction programmed into his duplicate in that one episode.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (eoQWY)

362 someone here said it first, running biden now is elder abuse

Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (HALdu)

363 Red Shirts is a pretty funny Star Trek book by John Scalzi.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (/6dlA)

364
Star Wars TNG and DS9 made a few references to "pips."

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (XCDmi)

365 339 331 Scotty was also referred to often as Mr. Scott.

Guys in red shirts were referred to as "dead by first commercial break".
Posted by: Meremortal at March 06, 2020 02:30 PM (Bwqq4)

Especially when sent out like this:

Away team: Captain, First Officer, Chief Engineer, and a guy in a red shirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

Good ol' plot armor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:36 PM (Ct55T)

funny that. On my Boarding Teams from a Destroyer, it was all Enlisted except ONE JUNIOR Officer (usually an Ensign).

Same when I was on the USS Iwo Jima for the Viking Team (ships self defense force).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

366 Leather in general has to be smelled. It is an odd thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (XyVor)

367 I'm not going to let these people rewrite history.

I remember the idiotic nuclear freeze movement. Joe Biden was in favor of it. No one knew who the hell Bernie Sanders was.



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (Boy/L)

368 @TeamTrump

ANOTHER NEW AD

"Fighter," starts airing TODAY in North Carolina recapping our rally last week!

WATCH BELOW:

https://tinyurl.com/rzgyf98

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)

369 363 Red Shirts is a pretty funny Star Trek book by John Scalzi.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (/6dlA)

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Didn't it win the Hugo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (q80AH)

370 I wonder why the chief engineer would go out with the away team. Isn't his place, by definition, on the ship?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

Well there are lots of engineers, and only that one wrench. So he could be spared.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (eoQWY)

371 I'm pretty sure DOCTOR Jill wants the White House way more than Corky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

372

NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (XCDmi)

373
My question is under what authority of law is a Judge even involved in this?

They don't have the clearance to even SEE classified material.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

My first thought as well. I searched the stories, not a single MSM story raised this question. In fact, unsurprisingly, every story, even with supposedly different authors, was virtually identical, even word for word.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

374 362 someone here said it first, running biden now is elder abuse
Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (HALdu)

It really is. His family should be ashamed of themselves, except I don't think they are capable of feeling shame.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)

375 Bernie Sanders, a communist? That's unpossible!

Posted by: Chris W at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (HPcI7)

376 364
Star Wars TNG and DS9 made a few references to "pips."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (XCDmi)

==========

Those were the little gold circles at the neck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (q80AH)

377 Women are very fond of the smell of leather

Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 02:40 PM (HALdu)

378 Joey come back!!!! Come back!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (Sq18x)

379 tar Wars TNG and DS9 made a few references to "pips."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (XCDmi)

TNG uniforms did put rank pips on the collar, not the shoulder.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (eoQWY)

380 Second look at pressuring the New York Times to return Walter Duranty's Pulitzer Prize?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (/6dlA)

381 New Morning Consult poll has

Biden 54
Sanders 38
Gabbard 2

Biden has staged one of the most impressive comebacks in political history
Posted by: Poopy at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (nArc0)
++++++++
Come on, man. Credit where it is due.

Posted by: The Democrat Party/Media Juggernaut, pulling out all the stops at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (I2dne)

382 There may be hope for Hollywood yet.


https://tinyurl.com/rk3n7yd



Posted by: pep at March 06, 2020 02:16 PM (T6t7i)



Please.
Tom Hanks as the only acceptable American leader going after, yet again, the only acceptable villains, the Nazi's.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (z79tQ)

383 322 - I remember that incident in that episode, Scotty and the alien sprawled on a table, surrounded by empty bottles. Scotty reaches behind and puts another bottle on the table.
"What's that?" the alien says.
Scotty pauses a moment and says, "It's green."
The original is still the greatest. And I looove the prequel movies too, as long as they stay close to canon.
i was sooo sorry the actor who played Chekov in the prequels died.

Posted by: vivi at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (11H2y)

384 I wonder why the chief engineer would go out with the away team. Isn't his place, by definition, on the ship?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

To be fair, so would the Captain's.

They tried to change that in early TNG, but that just make Picard seem like a nancy boy.

It makes sense if you were trying to make a show realistic, but it screws with the drama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (XyVor)

385 The show was "Down These Mean Streets", "I Was A Communist..." was one of the episodes

Probably a pilot, there was a full series of that name that ran a couple years

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9equsf5

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

386 Tom Hanks as the only acceptable American leader going after, yet again, the only acceptable villains, the Nazi's.

Its a great book by CS Forester. Some similarities between it and some sequences in The Cruel Sea.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

387 As always, the thread goes to Star Trek trivia.

Posted by: dantesed at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (88xKn)

388 Forcing Biden to melt down in public will be one of the greatest services Trump can perform.

One of my fantasies:
During the debate, after Biden gives a rambling non-answer to a question, Trump holds up his hands and says, "Sorry guys, but this is really important. Our nation needs to know." Then, Trump pulls a Dementia test out of his pocket and starts quizzing Biden. "What year is it? Who is President? What town do you live in?" etc

I would build a monument to Trump to last the ages.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (9t0Zz)

389 Star Trekkariah, the first marijuana space show.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (RuIsu)

390 As always, the thread goes to Star Trek trivia.

In TOS, what was the second Tribble episode's title?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (9t0Zz)

391 Bernie has three houses. How did this happen?

Redistribute NOW!

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (ATCV4)

392 Spock was from Tbilisi?

Spock was Dutch?

His mother was human. Maybe she named him Sue and he was just embarrassed about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 06, 2020 02:46 PM (Ooty8)

393 Biden has staged one of the most impressive comebacks in political history

Posted by: Poopy at March 06, 2020 02:33 PM (nArc0)


Against whom? Dem's knives are out against Sanders.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (iTfiy)

394 Joe Biden called. Wants to know where he came back from.

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 02:49 PM (RuIsu)

395 5 so our reputation doesn't go tits-up?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 06, 2020 03:14 PM (ABuva)

396 "Previously unseen." How about a 1917 project, New York Times?

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at March 07, 2020 09:25 AM (hrHLc)

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