Dow Gains 5.1%, Biggest One-Day Gain in History

The leftist propaganda media and NeverTrump -- but, as always, I repeat myself -- are really counting on coronavirus and a stock market fall as their last remaining hope.

This is the biggest one day gain as far as straight value. It's the biggest percentage change since 2009.

Stocks rebounded sharply from their worst week since the financial crisis on Monday, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average posting its best day in more than a decade. Expectations that the Federal Reserve would cut rates drove the gains, which accelerated aggressively into the close.
The Dow closed 1,293.96 points higher, or 5.1%, at 26,703.32. The move on a percentage basis was the Dow's biggest since March 2009. It was the largest-ever points gain for the 30-stock average.

They're really hoping for a plague and a depression to claw their way back to unearned, incompetently-wielded power.

Someone didn't read the article before commenting. Your characterization of my colleague's article is inaccurate. And I have publicly said to an audience of millions that legitimate criticism is valid and important. Let's not speak untruthfully here.
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) March 2, 2020

Don't you think Trump chose the word hoax on purpose?
— Mona Charen (@monacharenEPPC) March 2, 2020

Hah, Someone sounds upset about the big stock market rally today.
— George Worell (@HypocriteLefty) March 2, 2020

All the Deep Staters, Throne Sniffers, CIA Fluffers, and Romancers of Power are all-in now:

Joe Biden is one of the most honest, decent, practical, & experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked. If nominated & elected, he is capable of unifying our country & restoring America’s standing around the world. https://t.co/JUtvAfPSLy
— John O. Brennan (@JohnBrennan) March 2, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 05:36 PM

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1 Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 05:37 PM (HaL55)

2 St

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 02, 2020 05:37 PM (B3agS)

3 Market gain and Klobuchar drops out? Coincidence?

Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 05:37 PM (kquUW)

4 Success!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 05:37 PM (HaL55)

5 Dangit!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 02, 2020 05:38 PM (B3agS)

6 Paul Krugman hardest hit.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 02, 2020 05:38 PM (T09ml)

7 I don't think it's their last remaining hope. Deep State/Globalists will probably try a few other things before November including whatever the October surprise is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (WI7YS)

8 I thought Wall Street might be anti-Trump and deliberately failing. Glad to see either self-preservation won out or the power of the MSM and Deep State is not what it used to be.

Posted by: Iris at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (lSFe/)

9 Don't you think Trump chose the word hoax on purpose?-Mona Charen

Wow.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (ooL6q)

10 Brennan has a head that belongs in a noose.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

11 Drops are always Trump's fault.

Rises are just what the stock market does when Trump isn't interfering. It could be lingering Obama effects.

Posted by: The MSM Guidebook at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (P1f+c)

12 Up, up and away!
In my beautiful, my beautiful Trump Dow!

Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (N9G0H)

13 Yeah, well, all the rest of you, I coulda been first but, no, went for the relevant comment first.

So, first!

hahahahaha

Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (kquUW)

14 They're really hoping for a plague and a recession to claw their way back to unearned, incompetently-wielded power.

If they could figure out how to arrange plagues of locusts and frogs, they'd do it.

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (T6t7i)

15 Markets go down, then they go up.

It is what it is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (l4C/z)

16 Moaner Charin is still alive?

Does her pimp know?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (hku12)

17 >>Brennan has a head that belongs in a noose.

It belongs on Easter Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

18 Pence's coronavirus presser on now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

19 Imagine saying that about Biden with a straight face.

Also no one is talking about the impeachment. It's like it never happened.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (j3npP)

20 Dangit!

You gotta get up pret-ty early in the afternoon to beat my Spider Thread Sense when it starts to working.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (HaL55)

21 6 Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 02, 2020 05:38 PM (T09ml)

Can I take a wack?

I have my Don Lemon interview axe handle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (l4C/z)

22 >>Brennan has a head that belongs in a noose.

It belongs on Easter Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

After it's separated from his neck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

23 This is going to get the short sellers jumping out of their windows and the building isn't even on fire.

This entire reaction was due to presstitutes and their doom and gloom...so a little sanity crept back in.

I've got time so I wait it out. When the time is short I'll just go to cash but not because of what the markets are doing.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (QsN/1)

24 17
>>Brennan has a head that belongs in a noose.

It belongs on Easter Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

Fine. A noose on Easter Island.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (1CjJc)

25 Pence's coronavirus presser

is that anything like the SlapChop?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (ooL6q)

26 That Krugman is an idiot.

Posted by: Scrooge McDuck, swimming in a bathtub of money at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (ufFY8)

27 17 >>Brennan has a head that belongs in a noose.

It belongs on Easter Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

...in a noose on Easter Island

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (l4C/z)

28 Dear Commies. Ha-ha, Nelson Muntz Style.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (90T4r)

29 There are still issues with the global supply chain, but it will get worked out in two months or so

Worth it, as it will help end Chinese hegemony

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (dWUsn)

30 Horde Mind...it is real

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (l4C/z)

31 John Brennan:

"OMG OMG THE WIND SHIFTED AGAIN!!!!"

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (T09ml)

32 I wonder what meds Biden is on and what time of day they wear off. He seems to get dumber as the day progresses.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (nu45M)

33 Would you like to ride
on my market rise today?

Up, into the sky
Trump's policies -- hooray!

We can sail across the NASDAQ heights
And see the sights -- oh my!

'Cause we can fly!
WE CAN FLY!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (N9G0H)

34 LOL, the DNC FB meme of the day is that the stock market is up because Biden is surging in the polls. While I would love for Trump to show the fallacies with socialism with bolshevik Bernie as the DNC nominee I am not worried about slow Joe as stiff competition.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 02, 2020 05:42 PM (eASYU)

35 Wow. John Brennan has a sad circle of acquaintances if Joe Biden is one of the most honest and decent people he has ever known.
That's actually funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 02, 2020 05:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

36 Mass suicides taking place at the New York Times and Washington Post as we speak.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 02, 2020 05:42 PM (I2/tG)

37 MSM cry wolf once to many times?

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:42 PM (ZCEU2)

38 I'm about to attempt to make Keto dinner rolls.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

39 Dang, off by a week.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (2ygtH)

40 It'll be back down Tuesday. The market-dampening forces are insufficiently shiny at the moment.

Posted by: Igotnothing at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (hixLE)

41 32
I wonder what meds Biden is on and what time of day they wear off. He seems to get dumber as the day progresses.

He does the same thing during debates. The first questions he's almost lucid. By the end of the evening, he's scratching his balls and sticking pencils up his nose.

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (T6t7i)

42 Appreciate what Dr Fauci and Dr Pinsky have done in putting the lie to this virus hysteria. Well done, Doctors.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (90T4r)

43 I'm honestly, seriously surprised that Brennan isn't in a safe house in Nairobi by now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (RD7QR)

44 And it is spectacular. FYI, I asked Notsothoreau about contacting me via you (MAE) re: offer of eviction advice from a moron who is an attorney. Please link us if you see her email in the coming weeks.

Thank you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (1CjJc)

45 John Brennan walks into a bar.

The barkeep asks "Why the long face?"

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (T09ml)

46 Looks like Pence has put together a very impressive team.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

47 I'm singing "Mona", but to the tune of "Lola", by, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (2N7oZ)

48 wonder if it will be down to Biden vs Sanders in the next debate, March 15

Biden's been able to hide behind the crowd so far

and is the donk establishment keeping Liz around to slow down Bernie's consolidation

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (rpxSz)

49 Heard Bloomie commercial a couple of times on the radio today using the Corona virus to attack President Trump and say he is better qualified to handle situations like this.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

50 45
John Brennan walks into a bar.

Bartender says "I hate you, you ugly, lying, motherf***er".

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (T6t7i)

51 Mona lost a fortune in mole removal futures.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (6/uwW)

52 Pence's coronavirus presser

is that anything like the SlapChop?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 02, 2020 05:41 PM (ooL6q)

********

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

Posted by: Vince at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (flINI)

53 Brennan's comment is easy to get-someone as compromised asJoe is easy to control. Trump - he isn't compromised like that. That independence scares the heck out of them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (cZjDV)

54 That does it. Brennan's endorsement of Biden changes my mind.

Go Joe!

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (aS1PU)

55 There are still issues with the global supply chain, but it will get worked out in two months or so

Worth it, as it will help end Chinese hegemony

Yep. We should start a crash program to take back our manufacturing from them. Like, today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (HaL55)

56 Dems plague, hysteria and economic collapse gambit is failing. In a couple months the only thing you will hear about the corona virus is occasional mention of "Trumps botched response" as part of the narrative.

Looks like the will be dependent on the quality of their candidates and fraud. Mostly fraud.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (MxEKc)

57 46 Looks like Pence has put together a very impressive team.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

The man quietly does his job. He is a Toyota Camry. No flash, utterly reliable.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (90T4r)

58 I've personally witnessed Joe Biden jack off a 9 year old boys from the late 80's through 2019, and nobody is more qualified to hold the Office of the President than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (P5k1D)

59 Paul Krugman hardest hit.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 02, 2020 05:38 PM (T09ml)

Enron Advisor Krugman is so short Bloomie gives him pats on his pointy little head.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (XF4b8)

60 Even the old communist John Brennan endorses Biden over the old communist Bernie. That is the kind of uniter Biden is.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (1g7ch)

61 Looks like Pence has put together a very impressive team.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

+++++

BUT BUT BUT....WHITE!!! AND AND AND....MALES!!!

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (T09ml)

62
nurse said last week a surgeon she works with dumped all of her stocks because she went goofy at the Beervirus news and Trump's handling of the situation.

If the surgeon buys everything back today, she can call herself an investment guru.

If she doesn't, she is an insufferable clown.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (sy5kK)

63 44 And it is spectacular. FYI, I asked Notsothoreau about contacting me via you (MAE) re: offer of eviction advice from a moron who is an attorney. Please link us if you see her email in the coming weeks.

Thank you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 05:43 PM (1CjJc)

I have indeed heard from NST, if you need me to pass info onto her, I'd be glad to help.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (l4C/z)

64 The man quietly does his job. He is a Toyota Camry. No flash, utterly reliable.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (90T4r)

Can't turn left quickly.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (wCmLp)

65 56
Dems plague, hysteria and economic collapse gambit is failing. In a
couple months the only thing you will hear about the corona virus is
occasional mention of "Trumps botched response" as part of the
narrative.

Looks like the will be dependent on the quality of their candidates and fraud. Mostly fraud.

Posted by: Ripley at March 02, 2020 05:45 PM (MxEKc)

On the plus side, Trump will be the one who delivered us from plague, hysteria and economic collapse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (1CjJc)

66 You gotta get up pret-ty early in the afternoon . . .

Well, there's my mistake. I've up since 4:00 a.m.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (B3agS)

67

"Joe Biden is one of the most honest, decent, practical, & experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked. If nominated & elected, he is capable of unifying our country & restoring America?s standing around the world. "

Holeee fuck. LOL.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (lg/F7)

68 "I am not worried about slow Joe as stiff competition. "

"Stiff?" sez Joe. Lemme tell you about Mayor Pete! Why really, it's me who should be endorsing him. Stuff that I wouldn't even bring up with Dr. Jill, why, he's down for it, man!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (JXKKq)

69 17 >>Brennan has a head that belongs in a noose.

It belongs on Easter Island.
Posted by: JackStraw

Off the coast of Easter Island, wearing cement shoes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (8ZwE3)

70 I have indeed heard from NST, if you need me to pass info onto her, I'd be glad to help.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (l4C/z)

Yes, please.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (1CjJc)

71 If the surgeon buys everything back today, she can call herself an investment guru.

If she doesn't, she is an insufferable clown.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March

meh, taxes and fees

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 05:46 PM (HALdu)

72 The stock market is like an easily terrified little girl.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (5RITs)

73 The leftist propaganda media and NeverTrump -- but, as always, I repeat myself -- are really counting on coronavirus and a stock market fall as their last remaining hope.

____________

Technically, there's still hope that Obama, Kerry, James Taylor, and the Deep State can finally get Iran the technology to nuke us so they can blame Trump as part of an October surprise.

Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (qvB+q)

74 Another coronavirus related dip probably awaits but the market has been looking for ice to cool the fever since last September.

I am bothered buy big moves in either direction and am comforted by sub 100 gains steadily coming in. There's about 200 trading days a year and 10 pts a day for a year is 2000 and about 6% which is way better than banks pay.

We're doing okay.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (QsN/1)

75 I know a vote for Joe Biden is better for my pocketbook then it has been under this orange guys administration

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (2JDMN)

76 John Brennan walks into a bar.
........

Three minutes later an ambulance arrives.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

77 >>John O. Brennan
Joe Biden is one of the most honest, decent, practical, & experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked.

Didn't he work in the CIA his whole life and eventually head it in the obama administration? How can he say he never met anyone as honest, decent, and practical as joe biden.

oh.

oh!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (LWu6U)

78 Does anyone happen to know if President Trump knew of or talked about the problems of having global supply chains and if that was also part of the reason he was pushing to get jobs back to America?

Because the corona virus certainly made the case.

Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (kquUW)

79 A Portland Leftist blames coronavirus entirely on Trump, of course:

as i furiously send emails to figure out how this dumb coronavirus impacts virtually every aspect of my life, it feels worth noting current administration actively made this worse and meanwhile liz warren announced a plan to tackle this weeks ago with comparably little fanfare

Which of my friends have to worry about their adorable children? Is my grandmother just gonna be quarantined to avoid the public for six months? Who suffers hardest from what could be a massive economic downtown?

All of it completely unavoidable!

I think he meant "avoidable".

Let's see - the United States currently has 100 official coronavirus cases, and Canada has 27. Canada has about a tenth of the population of the US, so Canada has considerably more cases, adjusted for population.

Bets that the Portland lefty isn't blaming Trudeau?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (I2/tG)

80 Looks like Pence has put together a very impressive team.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---

But is it sufficiently diverse?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 Brennan has a head that belongs in a noose.

It belongs on Easter Island.

Posted by: JackStraw

It will flip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (ooL6q)

82 So what am I

a Pinto ??

Posted by: NIKKI at March 02, 2020 05:48 PM (rpxSz)

83 See you next Tuesday, Mona.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 05:48 PM (y7DUB)

84 >>Does anyone happen to know if President Trump knew of or talked about the problems of having global supply chains and if that was also part of the reason he was pushing to get jobs back to America?

Repeatedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)

85 Jack Welch, ex GE CEO, died today

Praised by many as an Uber CEO, he was actually a scumbag of the first degree.

Neutron Jack pushed for fire American workers and offshore to places like China. This strategy depended on the US to keep the sea lanes open and protect GE Intellectual property. His financial chicanery laid the seeds for GEs later downfall. It was by far the biggest recipient of US aid during the crisis of 2008 and would have gone broke otherwise.

And he created the figment of the rock star CEO that became unfortunately popular for awhile

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2020 05:48 PM (dWUsn)

86 57: Rented a Camry a couple weeks back. Semi-flashy to this 29+ y.o.

Posted by: Igotnothing at March 02, 2020 05:48 PM (hixLE)

87 78 Does anyone happen to know if President Trump knew of or talked about the problems of having global supply chains and if that was also part of the reason he was pushing to get jobs back to America?

Because the corona virus certainly made the case.
Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (kquUW)

This.

American production control, and its wisdom, gets overlooked by many.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)

88 8 I thought Wall Street might be anti-Trump and deliberately failing. Glad to see either self-preservation won out or the power of the MSM and Deep State is not what it used to be.
Posted by: Iris at March 02, 2020 05:39 PM (lSFe/)

More than one investment specialist I have heard said that many sold out their positions and took their big pile of gains to the bank. With the market continuously rising under Trump, there weren't any dips to sell on.

Looks like profit taking time is done for now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (sy5kK)

89 I think this post just disappeared.

Posted by: johnd01 - Gender Solid at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (ukNFU)

90 The MSM will respond by cranking up plague panic even more.

Posted by: Caliban at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (QE8X6)

91 Ace sent us to the cornfield!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

92 Mark, email sent.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (1CjJc)

93 Wow. Like a time warp in here.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (xptlg)

94 where am i?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (LWu6U)

95
Who's mucking with the threads?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (pNxlR)

96 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Brennan is probably not very keen on PDT continuing as president because he's probably worried that President Trump is ready to settle a few scores.

Hence, Brennan endorsing someone who's mind has more holes than Swiss cheese.

Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 05:50 PM (kquUW)

98 What happened?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 02, 2020 05:50 PM (QGkuq)

99 Mona Charen isn't qualified to sniff Mollie Hemingway's jock strap.

Posted by: Confused at March 02, 2020 05:50 PM (sWM8x)

100 how does a fucking spy get verified?

Posted by: x at March 02, 2020 05:50 PM (nFwvY)

101 Just a hope that things get really dicey for Brennan. Somebody like that probably has a bolthole, but likes running his mouth too much to keep it secret. Brennan knows a lot of things that would be of value to our enemies, so if you can't extradite, liquidate. I bet a lot of the CIA paramilitary types haven't gone deep state, and a wet team could be assembled most rickt ticky.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 02, 2020 05:50 PM (C1Lsn)

102 Someone broke the blog again

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

103 BOOM!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (QCc6B)

104 Wise guy eh?

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

105 I'm typing as fast as I can!!!

hits *post*

Posted by: mirrlurk'ette at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (GDpRb)

106

All gone!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (vkNvg)

107 @TheBabylonBee

AOC Shuts Down Ted Cruz By Making A Baking Soda Volcano

@tedcruz

Ted Cruz Retweeted The Babylon Bee

Cruz: “Common household baking soda? How can you make a volcano with that?”

“I know science!” AOC said & poured vinegar into the clay volcano. It erupted w/ a white foam.

Cruz was terrified. “Aiee! She’s a witch! She’s made a real volcano & she’s going to kill us all!”

Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (cF8AT)

108 Why you

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

109 On Wall Street and the indexes- Part of the rally was the Fed signalling that they would do a 50 basis point cut next meeting with Goldman Sachs, Wells Fargo saying the total love will be a 100 basis points of cuts over the year. Part of it was an oversold bounce. Part of it was a realization that the deadly Corona virus is simply not so deadly ( which we already knew but price action had to be respected) But there is a component nobody is really mentioning out loud. I heard it last week from an equity guy ( I am in the business) Sanders. The market was scared shit of a Sanders presidency. That fear was resolved a bit by the apparent crowning today of Biden. Sanders will come back. Ace can call the brokered convention but the markets will gyrate as we game that shit for weeks and weeks.

Posted by: mac at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (fOoQ8)

110

I'm in a Void!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 05:51 PM (vkNvg)

111 56
Dems plague, hysteria and economic collapse gambit is failing. In a
couple months the only thing you will hear about the corona virus is
occasional mention of "Trumps botched response" as part of the
narrative.

+++++

Sorta like Dubya Bush's response to the New Orleans hurricane.

It was pitch perfect, but the press shifted the blame from a bunch of corrupt, incompetent Democrats to the President.

A triumph of reactionary leftist propaganda.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 02, 2020 05:52 PM (T09ml)

112 I feel empty.

Posted by: pep at March 02, 2020 05:52 PM (T6t7i)

113 Bloomberg couldn't cure his dwarfism. How's he gonna cure anything else?

And you remember Biden's cancer initiative? He was going to cure cancer. He didn't do Schiff and the whole scam is as dead as Hillary scat in the Chapaqua forest.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 05:52 PM (QsN/1)

114 Bet this makes it

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)

115 Brennan's bff, Gina Haspell, needs to go. Her surly demeanor at the SOTU was a tell. Hope Ric Grenell catches her in some dastardly plot before his tenure ends.

Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 05:52 PM (ZZDMQ)

116 IIRC companies were talking about getting out of China do to the shady practices, the tariffs probably gave another good push, and now this, I expect in the next few years a big realignment in supply lines.

Posted by: Mikey NTH Come to thePanic Party at The Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2020 05:53 PM (cZjDV)

117 Got it back, still blank

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)

118 Olly olly oxen free

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 05:56 PM (ZCEU2)

119 Compare covid-19 to the 2009 swine flu. Granted king Putt was brand new in office and Dubya may have even had a chance to start responding and didn't bother but here is the CDC paragragh:

From April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, CDC estimated there were 60.8 million cases (range: 43.3-89.3 million), 274,304 hospitalizations (range: 195,086-402,719), and 12,469 deaths (range: 8868-18,306) in the United States due to the (H1N1)pdm09 virus.

Oddly, while there was "We are all going to die" from the FNM back then, I don't recall any finger pointing that the feds had dropped the ball and people were getting sick because of any failure to respond wisely.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 02, 2020 05:58 PM (eASYU)

120 Still have a blank thread here

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 06:00 PM (ZCEU2)

121 And then just like that
*"poof" motion with fingers*
it was gone...

Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at March 02, 2020 06:01 PM (XbN6J)

122 It's back?

Posted by: Bert G at March 02, 2020 06:05 PM (OMsf+)

123 It's back, it's back!

what did you guys do to my room!?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:06 PM (l4C/z)

124 I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: Dow Thread at March 02, 2020 06:06 PM (1CjJc)

125 2nd first?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 02, 2020 06:06 PM (0OmEj)

126 Hey! This is a rerun!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (2ygtH)

127 Oh, yeah ok. FINE. Be that way.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (8B6Ng)

128 If the surgeon buys everything back today, she can call herself an investment guru.

If she doesn't, she is an insufferable clown.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March

meh, taxes and fees

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (HALdu)

129 Toot toot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (l4C/z)

130 Hmm, does this mean one can possibly be first twice and also call nood twice?

Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (kquUW)

131 All criticism of Trump is legit because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (ZfRYq)

132 This is more like it!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (TdMsT)

133 So anyway...how's your sex life?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (l4C/z)

134 Back live, all my comments above were on a blank thread, I knew they would show up as seen this many times.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

135 So we're suddenly back in the "Obama economic boom" again? Is that going to be tomorrow's pravda?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (lbYzk)

136 129 Toot toot
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (l4C/z)

Yeah beep beep

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (Ez6QX)

137 Can't believe the stock market is stomping on John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (d1Yq2)

138 130 Hmm, does this mean one can possibly be first twice and also call nood twice?
Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (kquUW)

Nope. Violates causality laws. Universe would break.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (90T4r)

139 Who can beat bernie except for DJT?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (0OmEj)

140 Hi Jordan!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (TdMsT)

141 Brennan? pffffffttt. He endorses his brother in graft and illegal spying. F that guy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (r+sAi)

142 Hmm, does this mean one can possibly be first twice and also call nood twice?
Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 06:07 PM (kquUW)

That's like discovering plutonium by accident!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (90yTk)

143 John O. Brennan@JohnBrennan
Joe Biden is one of the most honest, decent, practical, and experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked.

-
Didn't I see this in The Manchurian Candidate?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

144 Compare covid-19 to the 2009 swine flu. Granted king Putt was brand new in office and Dubya may have even had a chance to start responding and didn't bother but here is the CDC paragragh:

From April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, CDC estimated there were 60.8 million cases (range: 43.3-89.3 million), 274,304 hospitalizations (range: 195,086-402,719), and 12,469 deaths (range: 8868-18,306) in the United States due to the (H1N1)pdm09 virus.

Oddly, while there was "We are all going to die" from the FNM back then, I don't recall any finger pointing that the feds had dropped the ball and people were getting sick because of any failure to respond wisely.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March

shouldn't be much input from pres, whoever he is, other than "do the smart thing"

the input from obama in the ebola thing was "so the stupid thing."

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (HALdu)

145 134 Back live, all my comments above were on a blank thread, I knew they would show up as seen this many times.
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

A veteran of a thousand psychic wars....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (l4C/z)

146 140 Hi Jordan!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (TdMsT)

Hi Ladyl!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (Ez6QX)

147 Who turned out the lights?

Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and a bucket on his head at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (Tnijr)

148 Ever hear of putting a dead cat in your butt to cure piles?

It doesn't work!

Posted by: raimondo at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (UIeaH)

149 I don't see anything new in the post. Is there and I'm missing it.

Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (cF8AT)

150 139 Who can beat bernie except for DJT?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (0OmEj)

Pretty much any of the Republican primary challengers in 2016.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (wGeit)

151
I used to like Mona Charen. Now, she's the head NeverTrump cuckquean. The female Bill Kristol.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (rCwaK)

152 What does it do if I do
THIS

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

153 OK everybody. Post carefully to keep this place stable.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

154 143 John O. Brennan@JohnBrennan
Joe Biden is one of the most honest, decent, practical, and experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked.

-
Didn't I see this in The Manchurian Candidate?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

"And so I says, how about a nice game of solitaire..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (l4C/z)

155 Posted by: raimondo at March

yeah, this is not that retard

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (HALdu)

156 FAKE FLUS.

Posted by: ParisParamusargmail at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (qtU7f)

157 You met another and poof, you were gone. - Hee Haw

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

158 John Brennan, PBUH!

Posted by: Prayin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (EgshT)

159
Posted by: raimondo at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (UIeaH)

You're precious, in a completely retarded way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

160 Biggest day ever for DOW

- Paul Krugman hardest hit

Posted by: EF Hutton at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (BDQo0)

161
I feel like Schroedinger's cat

No, I don't

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (pNxlR)

162 > "I know science!" AOC said & poured vinegar into the clay volcano. It erupted w/ a white foam.

Wait until you see what happens when she does it to her hoo-ha.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (lbYzk)

163 152 made that on the blank thread, and my blank thread is gone.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (ZCEU2)

164 139
Who can beat bernie except for DJT?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM (0OmEj)

I am willing to take a shot. Figuratively, of course.

Posted by: Dow Thread at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (1CjJc)

165 Barak Obama came out to say that after five days of Trump owning the stock market that today, he again was the mastermind of the rally.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (pw+jk)

166 151
I used to like Mona Charen. Now, she's the head NeverTrump cuckquean. The female Bill Kristol.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (rCwaK)

I used to jack it to Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan.

Time marches on and it makes the ugly inside come out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (l4C/z)

167 Love the guy in the boat with the TRUMP banner at the Bernie rally.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

168 Liz MacDonald is the worst FBN personality.

Here's her whole show:

*Reads something from the teleprompter to her guest*

Liz to guest: "Your reaction?"

Every.damn.guest. Every.single.time.

Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

169 A part of the bounce back may be that Batshit Bernie lost in SC.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (+y/Ru)

170
President Trump will be MAGAing in one hour in Charlotte, NC.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (vkNvg)

171 148
Ever here of a dead cat bounce?

Posted by: raimondo at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (UIeaH)

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (1CjJc)

172 You know Salena Zito (IIRC) called Christians for Trump "King Cyrus Christians". I think the David French's must be King Herod Christians.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (ZbwAu)

173 Stocks go up. Stocks go down.

Is that how it works?

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (Qf83p)

174 Posted by: raimondo at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (UIeaH)

Why don't you go learn the difference between "hear" and "here" and then come back, m'kay?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (Ez6QX)

175 Those wishing ill on others for cheap political points deserve Ebola.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (6XgGT)

176 166 151

Mind if I watch

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (BDQo0)

177 Hang 'Em Moai

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (90yTk)

178 Easy does it, people.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

179 Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (8B6Ng)

180 Can't believe I once respected and trusted Mona Charen. I think I still have a couple of her old books on my shelves somewhere. IIRC she wrote something called "Useful Idiots" about liberals who shilled for the USSR during the Cold War... that comes across very differently with hindsight.

Posted by: Robert Hobart at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (rbdQm)

181 > I feel like Schroedinger's cat

> No, I don't

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

-- Schroedinger's bipolar cat, "Mounds" (named after what he often left in the lab)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (lbYzk)

182 MacDonald is the worst FBN personality.

MacDonald > Trish Regan

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (HALdu)

183 149 I don't see anything new in the post. Is there and I'm missing it.
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (cF8AT)

No, we're just glad it's back.

Means Ace is alive and not dehydrated on a couch somewhere in Midtown.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (l4C/z)

184 LOL.. So they are all dog piling on old Bern

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (6XlcD)

185
I have a feeling they just want Joe elected so he will resign from senility or his ukraine and china corruption and then they get their pre-chosen VP to be prez.

but they sure don't want bernie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

186
Don't you think Trump chose the word hoax on purpose?

This is the problem with twitter right here. Spreading lies as if accepted truth.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (r5F0s)

187 I used to like Mona Charen. Now, she's the head NeverTrump cuckquean. The female Bill Kristol.

The man said pussy. It's that simple.

Posted by: Prayin' Uncle Joe Biden at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (EgshT)

188
148 Ever here of a dead cat bounce?
Posted by: raimondo at March 02, 2020 06:09 PM (UIeaH)

Is that like when a short bus denizen falls out of it without his helmet on while it's moving? Because you sound just like that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (pNxlR)

189
You know Salena Zito (IIRC) called Christians for Trump "King Cyrus Christians."

I'm unaware.

Someone please enlighten my on "King Cyrus."
I like stories.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (vkNvg)

190 > Time marches on and it makes the ugly inside come out.

I'm old enough to remember when Mona Charen was kinda cute.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (lbYzk)

191 Its fun to play with the blog when its broke.

One would think the market after hearing Democrats cry wolf every week sooner or later they would stop lisening.
The administration seems to have a handle on the situation.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)

192 Wait until you see what happens when she does it to her hoo-ha.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 06:10 PM

I forgot I left a Mentos in there for my boyfriend and Gwyneth Paltrow said there were great health benefits to douching with Coca-Cola! It wasn't my fault!

Posted by: AOC at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (OMsf+)

193 179 Leave your stupid comments in your pocket.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (8B6Ng)

ha ha ha, what a story!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (l4C/z)

194 143 John O. Brennan@JohnBrennan
Joe Biden is one of the most honest, decent, practical, and experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked.
.........

Why, that's retarded, sir.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

195
Dead Count Bounce? ROFL. No, this is a return to normalcy bounce after a no-basis-in-fact sell-off, which I knew would happen any day now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (rCwaK)

196 Oh God, here we go. People who have never owned any investment vehicle in their life talkking about dead cat bounces...

Because, you know, those are always record setting gains....

Fuck me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (90yTk)

197 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (6XgGT)

198 Don't you think Trump chose the word hoax on purpose?

This is the problem with twitter right here. Spreading lies as if accepted truth.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM

---

It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 02, 2020 06:14 PM (JUOKG)

199 Poor Raimondo, facing a .380 hitter and he's pitching underhand.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 02, 2020 06:14 PM (2ygtH)

200 "The Manchurian Candidate" anyone?

Posted by: nip at March 02, 2020 06:14 PM (cpS4u)

201 For Buttigieg and Klobuchar to drop out in exchange for promised positions in the Biden admin, they would have to be a Biden admin.

I suspect they wanted something more tangible.

Media oddly silent on Bloomberg.

He was looming over Super Tuesday with a half billion dollars carpet bombed on those 14 states.

Now it's all Biden and Bernie. No mention of Bloomfield.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)

202 Great - one of my son's professors is sick.

He's Iranian.

He hasn't been to Iran since last summer, but one wonders if he has been in physical proximity to someone who has been in Iran recently.

Oregon picked up a second case of coronavirus in Oregon today without a known cause - 200 miles east of Portland, in a rural area. (The patient works at an Indian casino.)

Looks like the first place for an uncontrolled outbreak of coronavirus in the US is going to be the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: The Plagueific Northwest! at March 02, 2020 06:14 PM (I2/tG)

203 I be former enron advisor krugman is pi$$ed.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 06:14 PM (JUOKG)

204 This is the problem with twitter right here. Spreading lies as if accepted truth.

But they're such trusting souls, they believe anything without question.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (HaL55)

205 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You're not just here for the shoplifting, are you?

Posted by: The Bear at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (Qf83p)

206 > I forgot I left a Mentos in there for my boyfriend and Gwyneth Paltrow said there were great health benefits to douching with Coca-Cola! It wasn't my fault!

Narrator (voiceover) "And that's how AOC became the first communist hoochie mama in orbit."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (lbYzk)

207 Hardest hit: Kurt...or maybe Krugman

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (CDGwz)

208
I be former enron advisor krugman is pi$$ed.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 06:14 PM

*bet

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (JUOKG)

209 RE: COVID-19

What's crazy is that looking at the data f new cases & recoveries, a week from now there will likely be more people infected outside China than inside. The trend lines are going in opposite directions.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (zqs/f)

210 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (pNxlR)

The admonition against cutting and pasting troll comments is to prevent their scat from becoming a permanent part of the blog.

And because some cobloggers are amused by editing those comments...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (dLLD6)

211 If anything, the corona virus news today is even more grim than it was last week. The corona virus is not driving stock prices, except at the margin.

The stock market puked last week because Comrade Bernie was on a roll and Wall Street is terrified of him. Slow Joe jammed up Comrade Bernie on Saturday, so Wall Street expressed their relief today.

Wall Street will hold still for Bloomberg, Biden, or Trump - but not Comrade Bernie. The Wall Street donors were probably behind Buttplug's withdrawal and endorsement of Slow Joe. They are no longer funding anyone who cannot beat Comrade Bernie.

Posted by: 10x25mm at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (bHZqN)

212
Luftwaffles would make a great name for a waffle restaurant.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:15 PM (vkNvg)

213 Sooth, Cyrus helped the Jews rebuild the Temple after they had been carried off to captivity.

Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM (87gB3)

214 Oregon picked up a second case of coronavirus in Oregon today without a known cause - 200 miles east of Portland, in a rural area. (The patient works at an Indian casino.)

Have you ever seen the ethnicity of most casino patrons?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM (6XlcD)

215 197 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.
=====

Daaaang.....

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM (JcXHH)

216 Can't believe I once respected and trusted Mona Charen. I think I still have a couple of her old books on my shelves somewhere. IIRC she wrote something called "Useful Idiots" about liberals who shilled for the USSR during the Cold War... that comes across very differently with hindsight.
Posted by: Robert Hobart at March 02, 2020 06:11 PM (rbdQm)

There's a number of these types, and I'm not talking about the clowns who cuck around on twatter all day. I'm talking the supposedly "serious" conservative journos who go back decades.

They don't like Trump's style as much as anything else. They're used to "respectable" Republicans, who bend the knee to the CoC, love them some overseas adventure, and absolutely believe in the reach-arounds across the aisle style of Republican loserdom.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM (hku12)

217 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So, she gave birth to a cookie monster ?

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM (arJlL)

218 Ninety-nine Luftwaffles?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM (6XgGT)

219 What about the fake injun? Waren what are your intentions?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (0OmEj)

220 Someone please enlighten my on "King Cyrus."
I like stories.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:12 PM (vkNvg)

Persian emperor who conquered Babylon, freed the Jews from captivity, ordered the temple rebuilt, and helped those who wished to return to the ancestral homeland. Not a Jew (obviously) but paid respect to God.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (nu45M)

221 So anyway...how's your sex life?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:08 PM

My what?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (rBtIz)

222
Cyrus helped the Jews rebuild the Temple after they had been carried off to captivity.

Posted by: Emmie

Ah. Thank you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (vkNvg)

223 So I didn't keep a running total, but this would be like 40-50% recovery against last week's Corona Panic?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (bQe8/)

224 Hi Mona, we see you! You and all of the Never-Trumpers that have only pretended to be conservative and have been exposed by the election of PDT. You have no power of political persuasion and only exist to embarrass yourselves.

Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (oiNtH)

225 Have you ever seen the ethnicity of most casino patrons?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM

Depends on the casino. Could be Asian tourists/businessmen. Could be old white people. Could be meth heads.

Meth head is an ethnicity, right?

Posted by: Bert G at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (OMsf+)

226
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (0zCHB)

227 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.
.........

chlamydia VS can = snuke

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

228
197 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (6XgGT)

Another Gwynth Paltrow marketing test gone awry.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (pNxlR)

229
Cuckqueans dig humilation and shame even more than cucks. Men can't hold a candle to women in terms of psychological games like this.

Big part of cuckquean kink is for the hubbie's mistress to come and throw them out of their own bed, take over the wife's closet and clothes, and make the cuckquean cook and clean for the mistress.

Mona is probably getting hot thinking of having to cook for Mollie while Mollie bangs her husband.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (rCwaK)

230
Persian emperor who conquered Babylon, freed the Jews from captivity, ordered the temple rebuilt, and helped those who wished to return to the ancestral homeland. Not a Jew (obviously) but paid respect to God.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

So this is a king favored by the Lord?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (vkNvg)

231 Just leave me alone and let me snort my luftwaffles.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (EgshT)

232 Meth head is an ethnicity, right?
Posted by: Bert G

Not a strong voting bloc tho.

Posted by: The Bear at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (Qf83p)

233 I thought this article on US Senator & staff meeting with infected Iranians was interesting ...

https://www.israelnationalnews.com /Articles/Article.aspx/25294

Posted by: Adriane the Conspiracy Theory Critic ... at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (LPnfS)

234 Lizzie Warren uses smudge pot therapy to avoid infection.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (Uu+Jp)

235 Oregon picked up a second case of coronavirus in Oregon today without a known cause - 200 miles east of Portland, in a rural area. (The patient works at an Indian casino.)
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Have you ever seen the ethnicity of most casino patrons?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM (6XlcD)

You go now! You been here fo owa! Sneeze all ova claps taber!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (hku12)

236 My schadenboner has also increased by 5.1%

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

237 Astounding how the entire staff of the National Review is jumping up and down and cheering for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)

238 I don't mind seeing the contrarian assholes like raimondo stay up. They're at least sincere, and not mean or personally insulting about how colossally wrong they are.
Also, the storm of refutation makes more sense in context.

The vulgar shit stirring fucktards ought to be nuked from orbit, though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (90yTk)

239 Depends on the casino. Could be Asian tourists/businessmen. Could be old white people. Could be meth heads.

The local casino here in NorCal busses in mostly Asians

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (6XlcD)

240 >>Dead Count Bounce?

Keep fuckin' that Dead Cat and you tell me.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (jWXS2)

241 John O. Brennan@JohnBrennan
Joe Biden is one of the most honest, decent, practical, and experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked.
.........

Why, that's retarded, sir.
Posted by: wth
---------

Actually, it speaks volumes about the people that Brennan has worked with.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (xSo9G)

242 Cyrus:
2 Chronicles 36
Ezra 1-6
Isaiah 44-45
Also mentioned in Daniel

Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (87gB3)

243 Nookie Cookies?

Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and a sudden loss of appetite at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

244 Have you ever seen the ethnicity of most casino patrons?

This casino is a long, long, way from anyplace where a significant amount of Asians reside - three and a half hour drive from Portland.

Maybe somebody stopped off to do some gambling driving from Portland to Boise.

Posted by: The Plagueific Northwest! at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (I2/tG)

245 >>Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

... or something.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (jWXS2)

246 78 Does anyone happen to know if President Trump knew of or talked about the problems of having global supply chains and if that was also part of the reason he was pushing to get jobs back to America?

Because the corona virus certainly made the case.
Posted by: Blake - used unicorn salesman
at March 02, 2020 05:47 PM (kquUW)

This.

American production control, and its wisdom, gets overlooked by many.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 05:49 PM (90T4r)

I think he mentioned something in a recent rally. Not much gets by him.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (eoQWY)

247 Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

=====

Daaaang.....

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 02, 2020 06:16 PM

If a Mrs. Fields disappears from a mall we all know where to tell the cops to look.

Posted by: Bert G at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (OMsf+)

248 Fuck I'm glad my default Vanguard stock purchase renewed during this time.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (vKhgw)

249 Question is, will slo-Joe make it to the convention? And I ask that seriously.. My guess is they are gonna have to "limit" his appearances

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (6XlcD)

250
Ninety-nine Luftwaffles?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes. If a customer can eat our "99 Luftwaffles" at Luftwaffles, they eat for free!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (vkNvg)

251 197 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (6XgGT)

That's so nasty that I can't even snark about it.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (90T4r)

252 Oregon picked up a second case of coronavirus in Oregon today without a known cause - 200 miles east of Portland, in a rural area. (The patient works at an Indian casino.)
-----

What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (xSo9G)

253 >>Nookie Cookies?

Wal - Mart

Oooky Cookies

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (jWXS2)

254 Astounding how the entire staff of the National Review is jumping up and down and cheering for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)

One has to wonder what William F. would have to say to these pathetic douchenozzles.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (8B6Ng)

255 197
People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (6XgGT)

Well, there were not adequate warning labels to prevent such uses.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (1CjJc)

256 Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

-
And it's not even the Fourth of July.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (+y/Ru)

257 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (rCwaK)

Some people are severely fucked up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

258 Persian emperor who conquered Babylon, freed the Jews from captivity, ordered the temple rebuilt, and helped those who wished to return to the ancestral homeland. Not a Jew (obviously) but paid respect to God.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater

So this is a king favored by the Lord?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (vkNvg)

Not just favored, Cyrus is the only historical figure who has been honored by Jewish Tradition of long standing with the title of "Messiah". Because he freed the Jewish people from captivity and restored them to their homeland.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)

259 197 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (6XgGT)

A bun in the oven?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

260 243 Nookie Cookies?
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and a sudden loss of appetite at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

lady fingers

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

261 Trump is simply following the same protocols that Obama and W followed during their respective end-of-the-world pandemics.

But, Orange Man Bad!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

262 Where's gerg with a poll when you need him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (lBeMA)

263 Misherdoodles

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (jWXS2)

264 253
>>Nookie Cookies?

Wal - Mart

Oooky Cookies

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (jWXS2)

Snizz biscuits. Hot out of the . . . WTF?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (1CjJc)

265 243 Nookie Cookies?
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and a sudden loss of appetite at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

Toll House Tampons

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)

266 I used to ask Mom if I could taste the cookie dough before she put it in the oven.
Think I'll pass.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

267 Question is, will slo-Joe make it to the convention?
And I ask that seriously.. My guess is they are gonna have to "limit"
his appearances

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM

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They are already doing that, but it's not working. Seems he is a gaffe machine no matter how much they try to hide him. And the later in the day/night it is, the more gaffes come out.

Trump is gonna have a field day with him in the general if the dnc steal the nomination away from bernie.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (JUOKG)

268 "Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina"

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Posted by: The Pillsbury Doughboy at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (Tnijr)

269 People of Walmart Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.
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Had the bitch beggin' for mercy, man.

Posted by: Poppin' Fresh at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (sWM8x)

270 You reprobates are doing a great job though!!

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)

271 I am happy the stock market rigged itself back....

And even happier that Mr. Klobuchar has decided to drop out, he never stood a chance.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (Z+IKu)

272 I'm not seeing any problems with this Cyrus guy.

::shrug::

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (Qf83p)

273 Snatch Snickerdoodles

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

274
Misherdoodles

Posted by: garrett

Um.
Maybe Messerdoodles instead?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (vkNvg)

275 224 Hi Mona, we see you! You and all of the Never-Trumpers that have only pretended to be conservative and have been exposed by the election of PDT. You have no power of political persuasion and only exist to embarrass yourselves.
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2020 06:17 PM (oiNtH)

Yeah. I can understand how someone wouldn't like Trump. What I don't understand is how a dislike of Trump means jettisoning all your closely held beliefs on tax and education policy. It's like these people only ever said what they said because it's what they believed their audience wanted to hear.

Now they're interested in a different audience.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (wGeit)

276 Sugar wall cookies

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

277
197 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (6XgGT)

Awwwwwwwww, she's Poppin' Fresh's momma!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (pNxlR)

278 119 Compare covid-19 to the 2009 swine flu. Granted king Putt was brand new in office and Dubya may have even had a chance to start responding and didn't bother but here is the CDC paragragh:

From April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, CDC estimated there were 60.8 million cases (range: 43.3-89.3 million), 274,304 hospitalizations (range: 195,086-402,719), and 12,469 deaths (range: 8868-18,306) in the United States due to the (H1N1)pdm09 virus.

Oddly, while there was "We are all going to die" from the FNM back then, I don't recall any finger pointing that the feds had dropped the ball and people were getting sick because of any failure to respond wisely.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 02, 2020 05:58 PM (eASYU)

=========

It's all a matter of public and media perception on these communicable diseases.

I'll bet many, many people in 2009, upon hearing the key word flu, said to themselves something like, "Flu happens every year, so what if this is a new type, seems like every year there's a new kind of flu; I know what the flu does, and it kills people but that happens every year, and I don't know anyone who died from any type of flu, and I got my flu shot. On with normal life."

This Covid-19 stuff, though, likely makes a lot of people say to themselves, "WTF is a cornoavirus? The docs say it's sorta like getting the flu, but if it's a new bug, how the hell do they know what it does to people? I heard it started in bats or snakes or G-d knows what - yuck - that means it's gotta be nasty stuff. And if a lot of countries are putting people in quarantine...OMFG!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!"

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (AMIL/)

279 I thought this article on US Senator & staff meeting with infected Iranians was interesting ...

Holy first season of Jack Ryan, Batman.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (HaL55)

280 273
Snatch Snickerdoodles

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

Butt-er Fingers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (1CjJc)

281
Never mind. I'm on a German food kick.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:24 PM (vkNvg)

282 cookie puss

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 02, 2020 06:24 PM (EgshT)

283 Those aren't chocolate chips!!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2020 06:24 PM (Qf83p)

284 281

Never mind. I'm on a German food kick.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:24 PM (vkNvg)

Assel Strudel?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:24 PM (1CjJc)

285 229
Cuckqueans dig humilation and shame even more than cucks. Men can't hold a candle to women in terms of psychological games like this.

Big part of cuckquean kink is for the hubbie's mistress to come and throw them out of their own bed, take over the wife's closet and clothes, and make the cuckquean cook and clean for the mistress.

Mona is probably getting hot thinking of having to cook for Mollie while Mollie bangs her husband.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (rCwaK)

I now know the true meaning of "Too Much Information".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

286 cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

... or something.
Posted by: garrett at March

did she orgasm?

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (HALdu)

287 In CT casinos, asians from NYC wear diapers so they dont have to leave the tables.

Insert craps jokes here.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (6/uwW)

288 Oregon picked up a second case of coronavirus in Oregon today without a known cause - 200 miles east of Portland, in a rural area. (The patient works at an Indian casino.)
-----

What are the odds of that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM (xSo9G)

I'm thinking my odds of getting coronaplague are about as good as my odds of winning the lottery.

And I don't play the lottery.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (hku12)

289 Vienna Fingered

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

290 Ginger Snaps...

Was she a redhead?

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (jWXS2)

291 "Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina"

Sorry, couldn't help it.
Posted by: The Pillsbury Doughboy at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (Tnijr)
.........

Next time, think about baseball.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

292 King Nebuchadnezzer?

See: Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (CDGwz)

293 whorios

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

294 Horeos

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

295 Did the cookie dough kind of ooze out?

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (aS1PU)

296 Seen on facebutt
"You will be called crazy by those who can't manipulate you." Picture of Phoenix Joker, which may or may not work for the caption.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (ZijQ2)

297 These cookies taste like my vagina!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (sWM8x)

298 There's Brennan. Still not in prison.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (ftFVW)

299 Slutter Butters

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (jWXS2)

300 Frankly, until I see unburied corpses in the streets, I'm not worried about any virus.

The over-reactions are worse than the illness 99.9% of the time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (l4C/z)

301 Whers fuchstein? of Frisco?

Posted by: lucky8up at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (WQxgw)

302 In England they call them Fanny Cakes.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (Qf83p)

303 212
Luftwaffles would make a great name for a waffle restaurant.

Vat you vant? Today's special is Me-109 und Me-262!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (JXKKq)

304 293 whorios
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

294 Horeos
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

LOL. Beautiful!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

305 > > cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

did she orgasm?

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (HALdu)

No, but in 10-11 minutes she will give birth to two dozen bite size nookies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (1CjJc)

306 Icebox cookies

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (NWiLs)

307 Fupa Wafers

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (jWXS2)

308
197 People of Walmart

Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

Bet they try to sue.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 06:13 PM (6XgGT)

That's got to be a disappointment -- she had hoped to get three of 'em in there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (pNxlR)

309 237
Astounding how the entire staff of the National Review is jumping up and down and cheering for Joe Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)

---
David French was moved to orgasm because Biden - who is such a lying hypocrite he was denied Holy Communion (!!!!) - talked about his faith.

So yeah, now they're whoring for a man who openly gropes little girls.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)

310 Nookie Cookies?

Definitely yeasty

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (gmo/4)

311 Mish Newtons.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Qf83p)

312 304 293 whorios
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

294 Horeos
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

LOL. Beautiful!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

The Horde Mind is real, and it's fantastic!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (NWiLs)

313 This Coronavirus thing sounds like a good reason to buy guns and ammo.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (ZfRYq)

314 Salami used to shitpost too, Brennan

Posted by: x at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (nFwvY)

315 It's ibn- Brennan.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (90T4r)

316 In nine months the woman will give birth to a Pillsbury Dough Baby. Pillsbury Doughboy will claim he never met her.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

317 CHIPS AHOY!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (jWXS2)

318 No, but in 10-11 minutes she will give birth to two dozen bite size nookies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March

nice

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (HALdu)

319 That's right. I was banging 'em by the baker's dozen.

Posted by: Keebler Elf at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (1CjJc)

320 To go off on a tangent, I think Cyrus is one of my favorite rulers of antiquity, at least the one I think I would most like to live under. In an age where ALL rulers oppressed minorities and used official State Religion as a tool of control, Cyrus was the first man in any culture, as far as I can tell, who upon taking power said to his people "You can believe anything you want, their will be no official religion, the only religious law will be that you can't attack people because they believe differently than you do."

It's still an astounding position today, and for someone with total power to take that position in 550 BC was absolutely incredible. If any King ever deserved to be called "The Great", Cyrus did.

perhaps the saddest part of the story is that Iran was far more civilized 2500 years ago than it is today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Kpl3J)

321 Mish Newtons.
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Qf83p)
.........

Fugly Newtons.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

322 Were any Keebler Elves killed?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)

323 This Coronavirus thing sounds like a good reason to buy guns and ammo.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM
*blink blink blink*

You needed a reason?

Posted by: Bert G at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (OMsf+)

324 302 In England they call them Fanny Cakes.
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2020 06:26 PM (Qf83p)

In UK fannie is pussy Ass is ass

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (JFO2v)

325 People of Walmart Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.
---
Had the bitch beggin' for mercy, man.

Posted by: Poppin' Fresh at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (sWM8x)

Whew, am I ever glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that. Jolly good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (HaL55)

326 Twas a mish-mash of baked goods.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (0OmEj)

327 Is Amy giving a white power nazi salute?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (aKsyK)

328 267 Question is, will slo-Joe make it to the convention?
And I ask that seriously.. My guess is they are gonna have to "limit"
his appearances

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 06:20 PM

---

They are already doing that, but it's not working. Seems he is a gaffe machine no matter how much they try to hide him. And the later in the day/night it is, the more gaffes come out.

Trump is gonna have a field day with him in the general if the dnc steal the nomination away from bernie.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 06:22 PM (JUOKG)

They already tried it in 2016 with Hillary. Tightly controlled appearances, she'd disappear for days, etc.

It didn't work then and I doubt it will work now. It looks bad and a lot of people want to see a candidate work for it instead of acting like they don't have to earn it.

My Dad and I were laughing about Biden today and what's going to happen in the debates.

"Hello, 911? I want to report a murder."

"Where are you?

"The presidential debate. Trump's killing this guy!"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (j3npP)

329

It must've been like giving birth when she pushed the expanded cookie dough out of her vagina.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (vkNvg)

330 O/T: Katie Hill - how did she have time to do any of her work?
Playboy journalist who defended her during the scandal now admits he had previously dated her -- dated her in 2019, while she was doing the throuple thing with her husband and a staffer AND while she was seeing another staffer secretly.

Think she has a future in providing time management strategies. . .
https://tinyurl.com/qmn4k3s

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 06:28 PM (bDqIh)

331 Famous Anus Cookies

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (jWXS2)

332 236
My schadenboner has also increased by 5.1%

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (NWiLs)

---
That's what SHE said...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

333 Was Pillsbury Doughboy wearing a rubber?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

334 The cookie thing, how does that work?

How do you discreetly shove those into your vag?

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (HALdu)

335 Thanks, Sen Chris Coons. You traitorous dipsh*t.

For those at 233 but are too lazy to click the link, an excerpt:

This year's Munich Security Conference may go down in history as the COVID-19 viral super-spreader
event of the century," if not in all of recorded history. That's because the Munich 2020 event took place from February Friday 14-Sunday 16, and Iran's Foreign Minister Javad Zarif attended.

Unknown to apparently all the high security-minded attendees, FM Zarif was likely carrying much more than the dark secret that the COVID-19 virus had already begun rampaging through the highest echelons of the Iranian government and society. FM Zarif , or one of his minions, was likely carrying the actual COVID-19, and infected who knows how many of the world's highest and most influential politicians at the Munich event.

In fact, US Senator Chris Murphy, Democrat from Connecticut, not only met FM Zarif, but met him in Zarif's hotel suite where there was likely a rat's nest of COVID-19. Unless drastic steps are taken, Sen. Murphy may become the Typhoid Mary of COVID-19, and infect the entire US Senate and House of Representatives.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (sy5kK)

336 316 In nine months the woman will give birth to a Pillsbury Dough Baby. Pillsbury Doughboy will claim he never met her.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

da hood

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

337 I, for one, welcome our new dozen little Pilsbury Doughboy overlords.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (1CjJc)

338 And I heard from Mark. Got the taxes e-filed and the junk car is gone from the front of the house.

I think I have a little reaction from being around the parrots but O2 levels are good. I'm feeling better this afternoon. I really needed the extra sleep today.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (Lqy/e)

339 Omg. The cookie puns.

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (TdMsT)

340 >>How do you discreetly shove those into your vag?

You don't.

You just give the keys to the Valet.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (jWXS2)

341 @334 never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (ZfRYq)

342 This Covid-19 stuff, though, likely makes a lot of people say to themselves, "WTF is a cornoavirus? The docs say it's sorta like getting the flu, but if it's a new bug, how the hell do they know what it does to people? I heard it started in bats or snakes or G-d knows what - yuck - that means it's gotta be nasty stuff. And if a lot of countries are putting people in quarantine...OMFG!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!"

It is more dangerous than the average flu - there's no way China shuts down like this without some basis in reality. Something like 13% of deaths don't fit the pattern - younger people without existing health problems. These are not people who you'd see succumbing from the seasonal flu.

We're not in black death territory, but it's not nothing either.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (wGeit)

343 Snatcherdoodle cookie dough?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (bDqIh)

344 perhaps the saddest part of the story is that Iran was far more civilized 2500 years ago than it is today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Kpl3J)

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Zoroastrianism > Islam

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

345 The cookie thing, how does that work?

How do you discreetly shove those into your vag?

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (HALdu)

You start with a full spelunking kit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 02, 2020 06:30 PM (aS1PU)

346
The Crescent Rolls are in the tubes you have smash on your countertop to open.

Cinnamon Rolls, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (vkNvg)

347 So this is a king favored by the Lord?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 06:18 PM (vkNvg)

What these nimrod French Davidian type Christians know but have never acknowledged is that both the Bible and history since then have established quite clearly that God uses both the faithful and the non-faithful to advance His purpose.

They also conveniently neglect the whole "By their fruit you shall know them" thing.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (nu45M)

348 This Coronavirus thing sounds like a good reason to buy guns and ammo.
Posted by: blaster
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Are microscopes available for Picatinny mounts?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (CDGwz)

349 How do you discreetly shove those into your vag?
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You mean you can get your dick into a pickle jar?

Posted by: Just the Punch Line at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (sWM8x)

350 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM

That's some Old Testament shit, right there.

Posted by: Bert G at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (OMsf+)

351 poontangalongs

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

352 Some friends gave me a bottle of Marseille Amaro by Forthave Spirits. It has a plague doctor on the label and this seemed like a good time to break the seal:

http://www.forthavespirits.com/

It tastes like honey and eucalyptus and has a whiff of the crypt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

353 CBS "News" is going full freakout on the virus. Six people died! 700% of adults may be infected!

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

354 >>Cinnamon Rolls, too.

That's the last of the dough, ma'am.

We're gonna have to call in the robot surgeon to find the frosting cup, though.

Posted by: EMT at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (jWXS2)

355 I'm not finding the info I need, but Daniel interpreted a dream for a king around the time of Cyrus involving a statue with a head made of fine gold.

Heh.

Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (87gB3)

356
I had to look that cookie dough tube in the cooter story up. Turns out it's one of those urban legend things that's making the rounds again. Fake news.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (rCwaK)

357 351
poontangalongs

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

They come in a box, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (1CjJc)

358 Do-si-douche

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (JFO2v)

359 Gilgamesh > Saladin?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (l4C/z)

360 The Crescent Rolls are in the tubes you have smash on your countertop to open.

Cinnamon Rolls, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Just let them warm up a bit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (CDGwz)

361
In fact, US Senator Chris Murphy, Democrat from Connecticut, not only met FM Zarif, but met him in Zarif's hotel suite where there was likely a rat's nest of COVID-19. Unless drastic steps are taken, Sen. Murphy may become the Typhoid Mary of COVID-19, and infect the entire US Senate and House of Representatives.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (sy5kK)

Not seeing a downside here, plus a traitor self -identified himself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (pNxlR)

362 When will Senator Murphy be indicted?

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (ewSN2)

363 What these nimrod French Davidian type Christians
know but have never acknowledged is that both the Bible and history
since then have established quite clearly that God uses both the
faithful and the non-faithful to advance His purpose.

They also conveniently neglect the whole "By their fruit you shall know them" thing.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 02, 2020 06:31 PM (nu45M)

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French thinks he's part of the Calvinist Elect. He's already saved, so he can spend his time hectoring everyone else.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

364 336
316 In nine months the woman will give birth to a Pillsbury Dough Baby. Pillsbury Doughboy will claim he never met her.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

da hood

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

You agreed to take a pastryternity test, and Mr. Doughboy, you ARE the father!

Posted by: Maury Povich, wanging Chung at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (ufFY8)

365 >>In fact, US Senator Chris Murphy, Democrat from Connecticut, not only
met FM Zarif, but met him in Zarif's hotel suite where there was likely a
rat's nest of COVID-19. Unless drastic steps are taken, Sen. Murphy
may become the Typhoid Mary of COVID-19, and infect the entire US Senate
and House of Representatives.

This is a movie script.
Transporter 2 was very similar to this, but it was about infecting the kid of a US National Security guy and then sending him to some big summit to kill off a bunch of world security/anti-terrorism experts.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (bDqIh)

366 356
I had to look that cookie dough tube in the cooter story up. Turns out it's one of those urban legend things that's making the rounds again. Fake news.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (rCwaK)

The laughs are real.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (l4C/z)

367 I thought today was the day the lefties wanted to shut the Trump economy down by not buying anything?
I did my part. Bought ammo.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (3vrTU)

368 'Fake news.
Posted by: publius'

Party pooper.

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (Tnijr)

369 Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.
.........

What a mess!
Attention, clean up on aisle 3A please.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

370 367 I thought today was the day the lefties wanted to shut the Trump economy down by not buying anything?
I did my part. Bought ammo.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (3vrTU)

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (l4C/z)

371 I had to look that cookie dough tube in the cooter story up. Turns out it's one of those urban legend things that's making the rounds again. Fake news.
Posted by: publius
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What tipped you off?

BTW, have you done your PT today?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (CDGwz)

372 Mona honey, it wasn't Donald Trump clone #14 at the State Department that thought it would be a good idea to put Coronavirus patients on a plane with normal people and fly them back the US sweetums.

Too bad Trump isn't black, then we could just call all valid criticism 'racist' like we did for the 8 years when BigEars was President.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (e284m)

373 >>The laughs are real.

The chips, partially melted.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (jWXS2)

374 thin vagina wall from dried up hoo ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (JFO2v)

375 Did the Pillsbury Doughboy do that little giggle when he was about to explode?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

376 In CT casinos, asians from NYC wear diapers so they dont have to leave the tables.

Insert craps jokes here.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 02, 2020 06:25 PM

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My son has worked at the Mohegan Sun casino in CT since right after they opened. They have to call facilities maintenance quite often when people refuse to leave their poker seats or slot machines and "soil" the chair.

If you see a slot machine chair with a plastic bag over it you know what happened.

It is usually older people who have been drinking.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (JUOKG)

377 We commies never met an Iranian we didn't like.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (EgshT)

378 were they Pecan Sandies?

Posted by: x at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (nFwvY)

379 369
Can of cookie dough explodes in shoplifters vagina.

.........

What a mess!

Attention, clean up on aisle 3A please.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

If the can don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (1CjJc)

380 who poured dry ice on the blog ?

Posted by: chango butt at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (B+t5k)

381 @334 never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to
Posted by: blaster at March

I have some working understanding of the women's stuff and I do not understand how she did this.

It is as if my sex experience was with some different species than whatever shoved some 9 inch aluminium and cardboard dough tube into her vag discreetly.

Was she a marsupial?

Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (HALdu)

382 Just let them warm up a bit.

I was gonna say, "It's not even summer yet."

Also, not Florida.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 06:35 PM (HaL55)

383 Nood Mrs. Dr. Who.

Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 06:35 PM (NiXyF)

384 I've had some fun in the market the last several trading days. Now I'm watching to see if there will be a "kiss goodbye" or if we will just recover.

Some days I wish I could just stay home from work and harvest money.

Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2020 06:35 PM (87gB3)

385 Good ol' Chris Murphy, takin' one for The Team.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at March 02, 2020 06:35 PM (EgshT)

386 I have a name, you know.

Posted by: Poppin' Fresh at March 02, 2020 06:35 PM (CDGwz)

387 Mona, can we talk about the 150,000,000 Americans dead from gun violence?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 06:36 PM (e284m)

388 > I had to look that cookie dough tube in the cooter story up.

Me, I just figured it was AOC doing another MIT-level science experiment. For science.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 06:36 PM (lbYzk)

389 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:27 PM (Kpl3J)

Nice post. Yes, he was a good King.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 06:36 PM (WI7YS)

390 355 I'm not finding the info I need, but Daniel interpreted a dream for a king around the time of Cyrus involving a statue with a head made of fine gold.

Heh.
Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (87gB3)

Daniel lived at the end of the Babylonian Empire, which was overthrown by the Persians. The famous "handwriting on the wall" (mene, mene, tekel, upharsin) was a prophecy that the Babylonian Ruler would fall, and be replaced by a new Ruler. (Cyrus)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)

391 This single thread of comments is funnier than most live comics on tour.

And no 2 drink minimum!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

392 CBS "News" is going full freakout on the virus. Six people died! 700% of adults may be infected!

Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

Its all that's left to them - the market is coming back now, and there isn't going to be any recession - so why not build up panic over something that kills less people than a weekend on the south side of Chicago...

Posted by: Boswell at March 02, 2020 06:37 PM (32YRo)

393 It is as if my sex experience was with some different species than whatever shoved some 9 inch aluminium and cardboard dough tube into her vag discreetly.

Zombie John Holmes cries.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 06:37 PM (HaL55)

394 My son has worked at the Mohegan Sun casino in CT since right after they opened. They have to call facilities maintenance quite often when people refuse to leave their poker seats or slot machines and "soil" the chair.

If you see a slot machine chair with a plastic bag over it you know what happened.

It is usually older people who have been drinking.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 06:34 PM (JUOKG)

Where I used to play poker there was this asian lady at the pai gow table every day. She got pregnant, and when her water broke they literally had to drag her away from the table. It's funny how hooked people can get on gambling.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 06:38 PM (wGeit)

395 >>My son has worked at the Mohegan Sun casino in CT since right after they opened. They have to call facilities maintenance quite often when people refuse to leave their poker seats or slot machines and "soil" the chair.

Years ago I went on a cruise with a bunch of buddies and we met 3 girls who were dealers in Atlantic City. They said they routinely had guys at their tables who would piss in a beer bottle or an empty glass if they were on a hot street.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 06:38 PM (ZLI7S)

396 Eileen's colossal hoochie cookies.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

397 Was the Walmart perp on The Smoking Gun? Love to see her expression? I wonder if she got a yeast infection?

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 06:39 PM (90T4r)

398 hot streak not street

damnit

Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

399
In fact, US Senator Chris Murphy, Democrat from Connecticut, not
only met FM Zarif, but met him in Zarif's hotel suite where there was
likely a rat's nest of COVID-19.

This was the douchenozzle recently claiminghe wasn't 'negotiating,' right?
Damn, that Trump Curse is SNEAKY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 02, 2020 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

400 362 When will Senator Murphy be indicted?
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2020 06:33 PM (ewSN2)

I first read that as "infected".

And thought, "not soon enough".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

401 I personally bought stock as a big F-U to the #FakeNews media, as did several of my friends. In what? Pharmaceutical firms with US manufacturing facilities.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at March 02, 2020 06:41 PM (sPJyv)

402 We should seal Murphy up in a pods container for a month, to make sure he's not contagious. Only way to be sure.

Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 06:42 PM (90T4r)

403 Gas is $1.95 here.

Early night for Trump.

Posted by: Miklos, fahrfignugentrumper at March 02, 2020 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)

404 392 CBS "News" is going full freakout on the virus. Six people died! 700% of adults may be infected!

Catherine Herridge made a bad decision moving to CBS from FOX, wonder if she regrets it?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

405 hot streak not street

damnit
Posted by: JackStraw

Location, location, location

Posted by: Miklos, First Rule of Streaking School at March 02, 2020 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

406 Trump, in thelast 4 years, has never, ever, lied to me about anything I give a shit about.

Beat that, MSM, for 5 f-in minutes.

Posted by: West at March 02, 2020 06:47 PM (jqZBS)

407 Could Chris Murphy, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler be locked in a small room with only one drinking vessel.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 02, 2020 06:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

408 189
You know Salena Zito (IIRC) called Christians for Trump "King Cyrus Christians."

I'm unaware.

Someone please enlighten my on "King Cyrus."
I like stories.

Cyrus the Great issued the edict allowing the Jewish people to return to Israel and rebuild the Temple, following the Babylonian and Persian exiles. For this, he is often seen as annointed by God in the Jewish and Christian worldviews.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at March 02, 2020 06:58 PM (n+0Aw)

409 99 Luftwaffles? They were all flying Messerschmidts!

Posted by: db at March 02, 2020 07:07 PM (VPeKk)

410 Hey good looking, whatcha got cooking..
Cinnamon rolls or

Posted by: willow at March 02, 2020 07:08 PM (Q72lv)

411 John O. Brennan must have worked with some really crappy people if Joe Bribe'm is "is one of the most honest, decent, practical, & experienced individuals with whom I have ever worked."

We don't want our country 'restored' to where Obama and the swamp took it -- we want and deserve better than that.

Posted by: starboardhelm at March 02, 2020 07:09 PM (hOtJL)

412 Did she get an endowment for the cookie art?

Posted by: db at March 02, 2020 07:11 PM (VPeKk)

413 No, john brennan: Raymond Shaw is.

Posted by: Jam at March 02, 2020 07:14 PM (TO8Xm)

414 John Brennan- shut the fuck up! You trying to tank the guy?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 02, 2020 07:15 PM (+DS2f)

415 Fox just lost control of the Mini Mike townhall. Cut to commercial.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 02, 2020 07:16 PM (Eh6LC)

416 Christian History Inst.:

"In November 1953, just a few months after leaving the presidency of the United States, Harry S. Truman was brought to the Jewish Theological Seminary in New York to meet a group of Jewish dignitaries. Accompanying him was his good friend Eddie Jacobson, a comrade from his Army days and former business partner in a short-lived men's haberdashery 30 years earlier. Jacobson introduced his friend to the assembled theologians: "This is the man who helped create the State of Israel." Truman retorted, "What do you mean, "helped to create"? I am Cyrus. I am Cyrus.""

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 02, 2020 07:29 PM (Ndje9)

417 If John Brennan tells you the sun is shining, then you better bring your strongest umbrella.
1. Brennan is a commuj8st, AND a muslim.

2. Communism is based entirely on lies.

3. The unholy koran explicitly tells muslims to lie to non-muslims in order to gain advantage over them.

Anyone who believes ANYTHING that comes out of Brennan's stinking, lying piehole is an idiot.

Posted by: Pete at March 02, 2020 07:48 PM (z/n+2)

418 Help us Corona Virus, you're our only hope . . .

Posted by: A New Hope (now that Russian Collusion,Ukraine, Impeach Trump, DeepState Coup Failed) at March 02, 2020 07:55 PM (+nWCH)

419 What cannot continue, will at some point end. Does anyone believe the course the US is currently on can end in anything other than some form of dissolution/split of the US?

Posted by: DavidH at March 03, 2020 03:36 AM (hZyT2)

420 We are looking for Fuchstein...Wire Frisco

Posted by: lucky8up at March 03, 2020 10:28 AM (WQxgw)

421 China Culls their e Herd

Posted by: lucky8up at March 03, 2020 10:30 AM (WQxgw)

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