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The Morning Rant
I cannot let the 8th anniversary of the death of Andrew Breitbart pass without comment. On the morning of March 1st, 2012, I arrived at work as usual and decided to check in with AoSHQ before my shift started to see if there was anything noteworthy going on. As the AoSHQ front page came up, I was dumbfounded. Breitbart was dead? The guy was only, like, 43 years old. How could he be dead? Ace must be playing a trick on us. Yeah, that must be it. This is one of ace's poor-taste gags. He'll come on in a few minutes and say 'just kidding' and we'll all have a good laugh and everything will be OK. Right? Wiki: "On the night of February 29, 2012, Breitbart collapsed suddenly while walking in Brentwood. He was rushed to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead just after midnight, March 1, 2012. He was 43 years old. An autopsy by the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office showed that he had hypertrophic cardiomyopathy...and died of a heart attack." What an irreplaceable loss. He was just about the only prominent conservative voice who knew how to fight, and he was taken away from us. I remember Breitbart basically comandeering Anthony Weiner's press conference to defend his reporting, and I thought, wow, who has the stones to do something like this? Andrew knew the MSM for what it was: a bunch of lying, partisan hacks. And, what's more important, he didn't pretend otherwise. He never played the game where everyone just sort of looks the other way and accepts that the media are unbiased dispensers of factual information and informed commentary who always play fair and treats everyone on all sides equally. That was a premise he refused to accept. Andrew wasn't the first to notice the media's outrageously partisan tilt to the left. There had been more than one conservative media watchdog group that had been complaining about this for literally decades. But they all were just preaching to the choir; nothing they said ever seemed to have much of an impact that I could tell. But Andrew was different. He knew how to bring the spotlight onto these issues in a way that really hadn't been done before. So his loss was not in vain. Breitbart was the fuse. Trump was the explosion. I would like to believe that had Breitbart lived, he would've been a big Trump supporter. I can't imagine that he'd be a NeverTrump cuck. See, Trump wasn't the one who coined the phrase "fake news." It was invented by CNN to discredit sites like Breitbart. But Trump wrested the phrase out of their hands, much like Andrew jacked that Weiner press conference, and has been beating them over the head with it ever since. Somewhere, I know Andrew is looking down at what Trump is doing, and smiling.
This Is A Three-Layer Cake of Stupid:
My favorite comment: "Shouldn't they be singing in Arabic?"My home town has launched a 2,5 million euro project called Safe Oulu that aims at combating the (migrant) rape crisis.
— Tiina Wiik 🇫🇮 (@SwanOfTuonela) February 28, 2020
This is where the money goes.
Kill me now.
At least, be kind and lobotomize me so I won't have to live with this image in my head. pic.twitter.com/NuAPAS1UQF
Who Dis:
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Friday's celebs:
78 Lea Michele, Riley Schmidt, Scream Queens.Wait, so this guy hangs out at AoSHQ and he's talking about his *dignity*? Har har har.
Can I have my dignity back as my prize? There's no good world where I can have known enough to piece that together.
Posted by: BrotherCavilTim at February 28, 2020 11:20 AM (OUMaO)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:13 AM (q80AH)
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Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 11:16 AM (Ct55T)
See #9.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:17 AM (k1SQy)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 11:17 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:17 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 11:16 AM (Ct55T)
See #9.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:17 AM (k1SQy)
hehe... i know, popped up after i hit post
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 11:17 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020
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I got half of it, the guy. My guess is Irish McCalla, who played Sheena in the 1950s, but I'm basing that more on her leopard costume in OM's pics than on any real resemblance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (tXM1W)
In a way, it's only the 2nd anniversary of the passing of Andrew Breitbart.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (m0J+0)
Did we ever find out what it was?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: dude at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (rL6v/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (NWiLs)
BERNIE:
Will clear your monthly student loan payment of $325.00 by raising your taxes to $550.
FORWARD!! ONWARD!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Fen at March 02, 2020 11:15 AM (WE806)
For most people, that would be true. But I've read accounts from some who were close to Bretibart that say that they knew he had been diagnosed with severe heart trouble, and was supposed to be limiting his stress. (among other things) He wouldn't.
A similar issue took place with Scalia, some think his death was premature, but family members have said that he had been told his heart was quite weak, and he shouldn't have been doing a lot of airplane travel. He ignored the warnings, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (Kpl3J)
I do know that Pete Buttgargle can go back to South Bend and pen a few chin-stroking articles about how homophobe America isn't ready to support a gay man for president.
Yay, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (Ki5SV)
BERNIE:
Will clear your monthly student loan payment of $325.00 by raising your taxes to $550.
FORWARD!! ONWARD!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (8XRCm)
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Needs more twirling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 02, 2020 11:19 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:19 AM (m0J+0)
I do know that Pete Buttgargle can go back to South Bend and pen a few chin-stroking articles about how homophobe America isn't ready to support a gay man for president.
Yay, Gorilla Pundit!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (Ki5SV)
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He's gonna run for the Senate in 2022. I hope he doesn't even win the Democratic primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:19 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Augustine at March 02, 2020 11:19 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)
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Soooooo..... Buttplug Status: NOT IN ?????
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:19 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:18 AM (Ejm1K)
Not Irish, but thanks for the tip for future use!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:19 AM (k1SQy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (1ISKN)
"It was interesting during impeachment, it really turned off Hispanics.
They repeatedly said they know a coup when they see one."
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: saf at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Fen at March 02, 2020 11:15 AM (WE806)
His death did happen not too long after his dinner at Bill Ayers' place...
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (0S5Qv)
Posted by: Emmie at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: Liberty at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (iZlE6)
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Let's face it. They're Finnish-ed.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 02, 2020
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You're thinking of Lloyd Bochner. (His son Hart was in Die Hard, playing the bearded know-it-all whom Hans kills.)
And yes, that pencil mustache on Gig Young does look a lot like Errol Flynn's. Probably modeled after Errol's by the studio.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (Ejm1K)
The MSM is in cahoots with the DNC, so I assume this is to assist in the odd timing -- within hours of him being on Meet the Press detailing his Super Tuesday strategy. He was no doubt bought off/promised some things in return for bowing out, whether it was the DNC and/or one of the candidates making the deal (looking like Biden, if any of them).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (CqE5x)
not a clue as to Who Dey are.
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: saf at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (tXM1W)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: tubal
Looks that way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (0S5Qv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (aKsyK)
Young Gig Young.
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (X/Pw5)
The MSM is in cahoots with the DNC, so I assume this is to assist in the odd timing -- within hours of him being on Meet the Press detailing his Super Tuesday strategy. He was no doubt bought off/promised some things in return for bowing out, whether it was the DNC and/or one of the candidates making the deal (looking like Biden, if any of them).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
You may be right, but I was thinking more along the lines of him just getting out of the spotlight now so that he can ride in on a white horse (heh) at the convention to be Biden's VP.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:23 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:17 AM (X/Pw5)
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Headline: Bunghole Peye Goes Down.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 02, 2020 11:23 AM (PD1/H)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:23 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (0S5Qv)
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PATRIARCHY!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:23 AM (8XRCm)
Or at least...that's when the process began.
Where it ends...we'll see.
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 02, 2020 11:23 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (PD1/H)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (90T4r)
Alarming videos show Iranians LICKING holy shrines in religious tradition as country's clerical hardliners refuse to close sites despite coronavirus outbreak
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)
He'd have made a good Napoleon Solo if the series had been done in 1954 instead of '64. By the mid-Sixties, time and alcohol were showing in Gig's face. Good for a character actor, but not for the dashing lead in a Bond-lite adventure series.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (veJcn)
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (0S5Qv)
I feel cheated.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (CqE5x)
Yes. Weinstein's days are numbered, eh? Too many people such as the Obamas, Hillary, Oprah being reminded of their kind words for their dear friend Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:25 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 11:25 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:25 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: 80's music fan at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (glGDV)
Posted by: KWDreaming at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (SoC1L)
another concerned creeper gay politician getting all interested in other people's kids
Posted by: x at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 11:22 AM (0S5Qv)
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PATRIARCHY!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:23 AM (8XRCm)
"They didn't kill themselves."
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (0S5Qv)
As confused as he is I'm surprised that Biden didn't drop out of the race after the South Carolina primary.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (qjJsc)
Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (Zt7S+)
Posted by: Fen
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You're not alone.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (prSvo)
2. No idea who these people are
3. The bearded Finn in the back is only doing this to get laid.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Blue and White leaders scramble to mobilize their base amid reports of low turnout in places with high support for the party.
Voting at 47% at 4 PM
Voter participation currently 2.7% higher than in September elections.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: KWDreaming at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (SoC1L)
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So, he hit the bong early, I see.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (PD1/H)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (X+a7J)
She had a tragic life. Mostly caused by her own behavior.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (k1SQy)
And the bartender says "Cash bar only, folks."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (ONvIw)
And the bartender says "Cash bar only, folks."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
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"But for you fine people...precious metals only."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:27 AM (q80AH)
Blue and White leaders scramble to mobilize their base amid reports of low turnout in places with high support for the party.
Voting at 47% at 4 PM
Voter participation currently 2.7% higher than in September elections.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (nRk/c)
What's Blue & White strongholds? Democrat white ?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (CqE5x)
*******
Bad news for Silicon Valley: William Barr is taking control of antitrust probes - POLITICO
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: skywch at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (IWvy/)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 02, 2020 11:20 AM (X+a7J)
She had a tragic life. Mostly caused by her own behavior.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020
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I was thinking Yvette Vickers, but this lady doesn't seem to have that snub-nosed kind of prettiness. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (Ejm1K)
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I take it they never undressed a Ken & Barbie for a genitalia comparison.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
You're thinking he wants to tap one of *those* women? Sheesh, he must have a fetish for surly librarians.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (k1SQy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (CqE5x)
Tel Aviv Area
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2020 11:29 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at March 02, 2020 11:29 AM (Oq/TM)
Will clear your monthly student loan payment of $325.00 by raising your taxes to $550.
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Literally how Obama outlawed catastrophic coverage insurance plans.
He forced everyone to buy what amounts to the equivalent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:29 AM (41rs/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (Ez6QX)
It's the soy additive.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:29 AM (90T4r)
These are arrogant Eloi ignoring the screams of others as they are dragged off by the Morlocks.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (tXM1W)
*Bloomberg said he would stay in and spend as long as a brokered convention is viable.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (JRaU+)
His failure must not be documented. His shortcomings must not be known. He will be allowed to slip quietly out the side exit and people will be led to forget he even ran until it is "old news."
As opposed to 2016 when every Republican dropping out was announced with red lights, klaxons and a two-story tall LOSER! banner.
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (X/Pw5)
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Oh, like Lego?
Say, I bet there's a lesson there if we would see it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (41rs/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (Ejm1K)
*Bloomberg said he would stay in and spend as long as a brokered convention is viable.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (JRaU+)
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If anyone's giving her money anymore, they're fools and should be parted with it.
I could use some phone numbers for some of these people, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (q80AH)
Didn't recognize the face, but I did know the name. Ended up much like poor Veronica Lake.
Here's a rundown of her life, for anyone interested (and don't spoil the game by broadcasting her name):
https://tinyurl.com/rxnw6jj
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Brett at March 02, 2020 11:31 AM (0GAZ5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (Ejm1K)
Not Yvette, but you're a gold mine of 'who dis' tips.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:31 AM (k1SQy)
Posted by: saf at March 02, 2020 11:31 AM (5IHGB)
So his loss was not in vain.
Breitbart was the fuse.
Trump was the explosion.
++++++++++
Brietbart recognized the same situation that many other people on the right recognized. The key difference, though, is he turned the assumptions over by redefining the root cause. That was the stroke of brilliance. Lots of people recognized the problems of the partisan press, the Hollywood sewer, the administrative overreach, etc. But almost all prominent conservatives misunderstood the root cause. They thought it was political. It was Brietbart who understood that it was cultural.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:31 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:31 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
You're thinking he wants to tap one of *those* women? Sheesh, he must have a fetish for surly librarians.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (k1SQy)
Hey, some guys like to humbly beg Mistress Fredericka for permission to touch the no-no square.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at March 02, 2020 11:32 AM (DTI8p)
Rhetorical question: Is it the state's job to micro-manage how stores arrange their shelves???
Apparently California has no other pressing issues to take care of.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
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Oh, like Lego?
Say, I bet there's a lesson there if we would see it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:30 AM (41rs/)
So if a loving but clueless grampa asked for a recommendation regarding a toy for a little girl it would be off to the gulags for him?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 02, 2020 11:32 AM (Z6KRv)
And I remember learning of his death like it was yesterday. I ran here immediately. It was so shocking and heartbreaking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (m45I2)
Which of the following scenarios do you think would be more effective as a defensive measure?
1) Saying, "Stop! Don't touch me there!" to a rapist.
2) Saying, "Stop! Don't touch me there!" to a rapist while you hold a firearm leveled at his chest?
All the other things aside (like restricting migration from anti-Western hellholes), how do you propose to stop this problem if you cannot fight?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (EwxUp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (l4C/z)
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I'll take "all men everywhere through every moment throughout time in all known history and universes" for $100, Alex.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (41rs/)
Who's old enough to remember JoJo Starbuck and tell us who she was?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (I2dne)
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I thought my betters said to pee on them.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
And I remember learning of his death like it was yesterday. I ran here immediately. It was so shocking and heartbreaking.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (ptqGC)
The heart condition might have been factored in, as a cover.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (90T4r)
His failure must not be documented. His shortcomings must not be known. He will be allowed to slip quietly out the side exit.....
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Funny. Pete usually slips quietly IN the rear exit.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (CqE5x)
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I can't believe this isn't THE headline at Drudge. I don't know about that guy sometimes.
Posted by: Kensington at March 01, 2012 10:48 AM (uaEZS)
I've
been leery of Drudge for some time now. Not really sure when he began
to go off the rails, but he's well off them now, and I do not think he's
coming back.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 01, 2012 10:49 AM (BDUnJ)
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Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (XzVUd)
Local news stations have been saying that if she can't win her home state she needs to quit. I would imagine that is what her party is telling her, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (I2dne)
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I thought my betters said to pee on them.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
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You heard wrong.
It's for the women to pee on themselves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (m0J+0)
I remember thinking, man, I hope someday he writes a whole book about those days.
(shakes head sadly)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (ZLI7S)
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Real toys that real kids play with are already 'gender' neutral. WTF?
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (MIKMs)
It is either enemy action (take your pick of natural or supernatural) or it's part of a plan. And if it's part of a plan, then I fear the plan is for American to be riven and divided against itself to prevent it from being a force for good in the world.
Bah.
Can you tell I watched Prometheus this weekend?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (m0J+0)
Terry Bradshaw's wife....ex wife.
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (X/Pw5)
Local news stations have been saying that if she can't win her home state she needs to quit. I would imagine that is what her party is telling her, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (bDqIh)
=========
"We need to consolidate the anti-Sanders vote! Everyone drop out!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++
If your trousers or skirt or dress are already off, it's already too late. That was one of the stupidest things I ever heard from someone who was ostensibly in the ruling class.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (m45I2)
migration from anti-Western hellholes), how do you propose to stop this
problem if you cannot fight?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (I2dne)
____________
"Mini Mike Bloomberg's bodyguards will show up to save us!"
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (EwxUp)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (PQRcz)
Yes, California. Show me this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (41rs/)
Breitbart had balls of cast iron.
Watching that Dude commandeer Carlos Danger's presser and rhetorically kick him repeatedly in the nads was a thing of sheer beauty and willpower.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
++++++++++
Which falling object did you run directly away from instead of veering off to the side?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (I2dne)
"Extra value is what you get
when you buy _________."
??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (m0J+0)
Coronet!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (Ez6QX)
Will clear your monthly student loan payment of $325.00 by raising your taxes to $550.
-
Literally how Obama outlawed catastrophic coverage insurance plans.
He forced everyone to buy what amounts to the equivalent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand
A victory for the people!!
Huzzah!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (qaSBO)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++++
That was one of the ballsiest stunts ever pulled in the modern press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (I2dne)
Alarming videos show Iranians LICKING holy shrines in religious tradition as country's clerical hardliners refuse to close sites despite coronavirus outbreak
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)
There was also that story from last week that some Iranian doctor or health minister or whatever said that the cure was Supreme Leader Khamenei's urine...
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)
Which falling object did you run directly away from instead of veering off to the side?
-
He already said he watched Prometheus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (41rs/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:28 AM (Ejm1K)
Not Yvette, but you're a gold mine of 'who dis' tips.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:31 AM (k1SQy)
I sometimes think that if you put me, Wolfus Aurelius and TheJamesMadison together, we'd pretty much be able to cover silent, Golden Age and modern Hollywood.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (m45I2)
Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)
=========
He wants to prove to me, once and for all, that it is less than amazing.
HE WILL NOT SUCCEED!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)
++++++++++
Yeah, the Finns* are mostly Norweigan. Some are Russian.
* This is the reality, because Finland isn't real - it's a great conspiracy theory. Finland doesn't exist, and so there is no such thing as a Finn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (B7KlG)
There was also that story from last week that some Iranian doctor or health minister or whatever said that the cure was Supreme Leader Khamenei's urine...
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (UnA8+)
Lead by example, Iranian doctor.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (UnA8+)
I heard it was violet oil applied to the butthole.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:39 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 02, 2020 11:39 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)
++++++++++
Yeah, the Finns* are mostly Norweigan. Some are Russian.
* This is the reality, because Finland isn't real - it's a great conspiracy theory. Finland doesn't exist, and so there is no such thing as a Finn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Pretty sure that gets you stabbed
Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2020 11:39 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)
++++++++++
Yeah, the Finns* are mostly Norweigan. Some are Russian.
* This is the reality, because Finland isn't real - it's a great conspiracy theory. Finland doesn't exist, and so there is no such thing as a Finn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (I2dne)
So Finns are Scandi Palestinians?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:39 AM (90T4r)
Why?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)
=========
He wants to prove to me, once and for all, that it is less than amazing.
HE WILL NOT SUCCEED!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (q80AH)
Yes
and yes, I will.
How I suffer so that you may learn...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (l4C/z)
remember the tv commercial with the broad in the kitchen who took a tray of cupcakes and threw them in the air?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (m0J+0)
jojo was a man who thought he was a woman
but he had a big fat ass
jojo left his home in Tuscon Arizona
to smoke some California grass
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (Kpl3J)
There's a sports bar in the Helsinki airport that is completely focused on Boston sports. Bruins, Celtics, Patriots and Red Sox.
Talk about random.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (41rs/)
Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2020 11:39 AM (B7KlG)
+++++++++++
LOL. I would never say it to a Finn. The "Finland doesn't exist" thing was one of the weirder manifestations of the internet...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
+++++++++++++
That was one of the ballsiest stunts ever pulled in the modern press.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (I2dne)
I wasn't a big fan before that but he hosed everyone down that day.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (y7DUB)
The market is rallying strongly right now. I can't wait for today's panic announcement to crash it this afternoon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (BqBId)
-----
Not really.
Your grammar is good, your spelling and vocabulary seem OK.
We cant tell if youre drooling tho.
Your 15 point IQ hit hides very well in your case......
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (PQRcz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (m45I2)
String together a bunch of vowels and you'll probably be close. (Of course the Finns exist, but they probably came from somewhere around the Urals instead of wherever the Scandis came from.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (BqBId)
Thanks Obama!
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Jean
She's a clueless dork. It will be Burnie and Blomberb fighting it out. Crazy Burnie may not have enough delegates to win come convention time, and a brokered convention yields......Hillary Clinton.
Bloomberg is in it to the end, because he literally has money to burn.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (vcOmj)
Stress. It's hard work fighting against the system as an outsider. One false move and you are #canceled.
For Reiner, he can rest smugly in the knowledge that nobody important will attack him.
I think what killed Breitbart was Pigford, the last project he was involved in. This was a real scandal, but a minor one as these things go, and mostly blacks were in on the scam. So there was a constant drumbeat on his "problematic racial direction" toward the end.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (tXM1W)
----
Pam
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
Talk about random.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
When I was in Ireland, there was an American sports bar. It was a pub like any other, but showed American sports only. Football, Hockey, Baseball, Basketball. Jerseys up on the walls, memorabilia, etc.
It was odd. It was an Irish pub that was all-in on American sports.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (m0J+0)
"Fill your cup to the rim
with the rich taste of _____."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (m0J+0)
Brim
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Fen at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (WE806)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (90T4r)
++++++++++++
The moment he acquires a pair of big square sunglasses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (41rs/)
health minister or whatever said that the cure was Supreme Leader
Khamenei's urine...
Yeah, a country led by religious leaders who require the fall of major cities to bring their savior, the 12th Imam, might not be counted on to do what's best for holding back a pandemic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (8XRCm)
Better version of Finnish retard song
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:35 AM (l4C/z)
++++++++++
Which falling object did you run directly away from instead of veering off to the side?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (I2dne)
Well, if the movie taught me anything it's that I can avoid a kilometer-wide starship by simply dropping to the ground and rolling sideways THREE times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (l4C/z)
It was odd. It was an Irish pub that was all-in on American sports.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (I2dne)
A bet that place was popular with American tourists.
Which was the point.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Fen
this x100
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (FZYNt)
Talk about random.
Posted by: JackStraw
I think there is one in the Hong Kong airport too. Why Boston sports? Why, dear God, why?
Well, it could be worse. New York sports.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (JRaU+)
Do they still make Dream Whip mix?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (m0J+0)
Yep.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
----------------
Brought a tear to my eye, it did.
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (q/kmn)
Which was the point.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++
I was one of two filthy Americans in the place. The rest were a rowdy group of Irishmen loudly arguing about the relative merits of the Boston Celtics and the New York Nicks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (m45I2)
Glad I got a bunch in on Friday at least.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (41rs/)
Loves me some women.
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (9gDA7)
I do know that Pete Buttgargle can go back to South Bend and pen a few chin-stroking articles about how homophobe America isn't ready to support a gay man for president.
__________________
I wouldn't have a problem with a gay president if he was a conservative and willing to defend the constitution.
It's not Buttplug's gayness that makes him unappealing as a presidential candidate, it's his relentless Marxist twaddle, blatantly fascist tendencies, and faux-Christian posturing that turns normal people off.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (gmo/4)
"Fill your cup to the rim
with the rich taste of _____."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (m0J+0)
Quim?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (m0J+0)
And thanks a lot, that Coronet jingle is going to be stuck in my head all day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 11:41 AM (ykYG2)
Breitbart, like Tammy Bruce, was a former denizen of the left and understood their attack techniques and wasn't intimidated by them.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (y7DUB)
You can tell when he arrives because everybody is jumping for joy....
Posted by: fixerupper
And all the pigeons run to him....
Strange..
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:44 AM (m0J+0)
-----------
Yes.
At my local grocery store, it is in a little window-box that is suction-cupped to the door of the freezer containing the Cool Hwip.
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (I2dne)
I wonder how many bar fights were just about whether its Keltics or Selticks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)
kick him repeatedly in the nads was a thing of sheer beauty and
willpower.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Thing of beauty. Andrew was fearless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (ptqGC)
>>It was odd. It was an Irish pub that was all-in on American sports.
I found one of those in Lima, Peru. Owned by an American ex-pat. Sunday was football day and the place was covered with TVs that were playing every game.
A welcome distraction from South American kickball.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)
"Fill your cup to the rim
with the rich taste of _____."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (m0J+0)
your husband's ass.
Posted by: Booty Check at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (41rs/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
-----
You could wash that gray right outta your hair.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (I2dne)
Hope they're better than the Knicks.
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (X/Pw5)
>>It was odd. It was an Irish pub that was all-in on American sports.
I found one of those in Lima, Peru. Owned by an American ex-pat. Sunday was football day and the place was covered with TVs that were playing every game.
A welcome distraction from South American kickball.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)
=========
In Rome, there are two Irish Pubs that play American football every Sunday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (q80AH)
Top Choice Chopped Burger for dogs
who love hamburger.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (m0J+0)
This one I don't know for sure. Is it Gainesburgers?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)
rhetorically kick him repeatedly in the nads was a thing of sheer beauty
and willpower.
Yup, amazing.
There was also that time he roller-skated into a crowd of angry protesters and they did not know how to respond.
Being a happy warrior while punching back twice as hard, as Trump does, still destroys them.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (JRaU+)
Have to clear it with he missus first, though.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (90T4r)
______________
There's usually a "w" pattern to the recovery, and we haven't completed that yet, so there will likely still be a downturn where you can jump in.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (k4dH2)
the stroganoff looks tasty. definitely lunch time now...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)
That sounds about right.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (k1SQy)
i also ran into a French guy with a Houston Oilers jacket. I asked him about it and he had no idea what i was talking about.
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (m0J+0)
And thanks a lot, that Coronet jingle is going to be stuck in my head all day.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)
---------------
But NOTHING STACKS UP TO _______!
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (41rs/)
A welcome distraction from South American kickball.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:46 AM (ZLI7S)
There's an American bar in Valencia, Spain. The owners were from Portland, OR. Decent beer and food.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (wCmLp)
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (X/Pw5)
++++++++++++
lolololol. It's actually "Nicks." The leading silent "K" is an affectation. They pretend it's "Knickerbocker" but that is a lie. It is actually what they get when they're shaving their legs like a bunch of pansies.
* Disclosure: I am not a basketball fan and would rather make up a preposterous reason for my typo, as this is better than admitting I am wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (I2dne)
And you should see polythene Pam, she's so good looking that she seems like a man . . .
Styrene Steyer and Polythene Pete are gone, for a while. Those nasty unrecyclable plastics will be with all of us for a while.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I assumed he'd be staying in after sorta winning Iowa.
He's either out of money or promises have been made to him regarding his future career opportunities. Or both.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: x at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (I2dne)
Hope they're better than the Knicks.
Posted by: BignJames
I did not know that Stevie Nicks was from New York or really, that she played basketball.
The things that you learn here....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I assumed he'd be staying in after sorta winning Iowa.
He's either out of money or promises have been made to him regarding his future career opportunities. Or both.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (l4C/z)
==========
"We must defeat Sanders! Everyone out but Biden!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (q80AH)
Remember when women loved doing laundry and sang and danced about it like they should?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBZ2AwJSzRk
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: dekaerf at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (Tnijr)
@KYWNewsradio
DEVELOPING: Multiple buildings in Center City are being evacuated due to a gas smell. @_MikeDeNardo has more.
**********
Lots of People Having Taco Bell ??
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I assumed he'd be staying in after sorta winning Iowa.
He's either out of money or promises have been made to him regarding his future career opportunities. Or both.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (l4C/z)
==========
"We must defeat Sanders! Everyone out but Biden!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (q80AH)
Jah. Guessing the Clinton faction has chosen Biden. Or maybe both establishment (Barry and Clinton) have united behind Slow Joe?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (l4C/z)
It's not Buttplug's gayness that makes him unappealing as a presidential candidate, it's his relentless Marxist twaddle, blatantly fascist tendencies, and faux-Christian posturing that turns normal people off.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
B-b-b-but he's a MODERATE!!
Posted by: Mainstream media at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (wCmLp)
There's an American-ish bar in Florence, Italy called Harry's (not the same owners as the one in Venice). They make a decent hamburger I believe. We watched two American backpackers come in and order the burgers. Said they were homesick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (m0J+0)
"We must defeat Sanders! Everyone out but Biden!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (q80AH)
Jah. Guessing the Clinton faction has chosen Biden. Or maybe both establishment (Barry and Clinton) have united behind Slow Joe?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:50 AM (l4C/z)
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"Fuck the Establishment."
-Early Voting
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (9gDA7)
There was also that time he roller-skated into a crowd of angry protesters and they did not know how to respond.
Being a happy warrior while punching back twice as hard, as Trump does, still destroys them.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
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My favorite picture of him was in a New York bar, his hair disheveled like he'd just woken up, wearing a bright blue Snuggie, and proudly holding a Stella Artois.
You can't shame the shameless.
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: dekaerf
It was a craggy, desolate place.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:48 AM (I2dne)
Entertaining, too.
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (X/Pw5)
But NOTHING STACKS UP TO _______!
Posted by: reason
Dawn?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (m0J+0)
Marlboro? Pillsbury?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
But NOTHING STACKS UP TO _______!
Posted by: reason
Dawn?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (m0J+0)
Chinet, unfortunately.
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 11:52 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
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Compared to Josef Stalin and Pol Pot perhaps, but not in any meaningful sense that American voters understand that term.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2020 11:52 AM (k4dH2)
Bet on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Tank.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (3W5cQ)
Of course. He is their firewall.
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and some &&&s at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (Tnijr)
self-appointed successor, Steve Bannon, ended being a self promoting
fool who flamed out because he couldn't keep his mouth shut.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
THIS
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Madge at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (m0J+0)
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Chinet.
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (q/kmn)
194 Is it " Finn the Eskimo" or "Quinn the Eskimo"? And when the hell does he get here?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM (90T4r)
Quinn, and #twoweeks
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (hLRSq)
Better version of Finnish retard song
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (CLteG)
That's the thing that disappointed me most -- it's Finnish. I would expect moronic crap like that to be Swedish or Norwegian. I thought the Finns had more sense.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (k1SQy)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 11:51 AM (JRaU+)
+++++++++++++
We'll see. If Mini Mike makes a good showing tomorrow, that will complicate things.
Boot-edge-edge was the sole major occupant of the "outsider" track at this point. Klobuchar is pretending to be on that track, but she doesn't have enough of anything to proceed. With Petey bowing out, that track is dead.
It's "establishment" vs. "radical" now. Sanders will cream Warren for the radical track. Joe and Mini Mike are vying for the establishment track - that's where the real fight is tomorrow. Once there is one person per track, they can fight each-other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (8/hYo)
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Odd, considering how much natural fertilizer is in the place where Buttplug deposits his seed.
But biology is hard, eh lefties?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (m45I2)
Bet on it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Tank.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (3W5cQ)
To get the skin color vote. Don't think it will be enough, though. Entertaining as hell.
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Anon Moron at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (NjJl3)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (veJcn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (WI7YS)
For the women trying to deal with the migrant rape problem through their catchy singing chant, I propose a question:
Which of the following scenarios do you think would be more effective as a defensive measure?
1) Saying, "Stop! Don't touch me there!" to a rapist.
2) Saying, "Stop! Don't touch me there!" to a rapist while you hold a firearm leveled at his chest?
All the other things aside (like restricting migration from anti-Western hellholes), how do you propose to stop this problem if you cannot fight?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:33 AM (I2dne)
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying "NO!".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (n13/j)
It was a better choice than "Cocksucker ___"
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020
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With TV Guide as the indispensable roadmap. The next week's issue would appear on the grocery store racks on Tuesday, and we would have three days to pore over it and see what next week would bring. The broadcast week for them began on Saturday and ran through Friday night.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 11:56 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (n13/j)
++++
"Mayor Pete" had little choice. His last name is difficult spell, pronounce and remember. He made lemonade with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:56 AM (I2dne)
But biology is hard, eh lefties?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
WHAT'S A "Y" Chromosome?
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, village idiot at March 02, 2020 11:56 AM (vcOmj)
She's everywhere. Don't count the Bollard Whisperer out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
The main positive thing about him is he drives the left to peak retard, which was also the only good thing about that fat fuck Rove. The website is a poorly edited trainwreck just crawling with trolls and who put a drama queen like Michelle Fields in a high exposure position?
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 11:56 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Eric Errorson at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (Tnijr)
The market is rallying strongly right now. I can't wait for today's panic announcement to crash it this afternoon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2020 11:40 AM (mpeBU)
NY Gov. Cuomo will call another press conference, and say, "This morning I said older people and those with health problems are most at risk. I've since learned that all women, children under 18, and people working in government and in the finance sector are at serious, serious risk of a ghastly death."
That should take 40 percent off the markets in about 5 minutes.
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (BqBId)
She's everywhere. Don't count the Bollard Whisperer out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC)
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Nate Silver's now giving a brokered convention odds of 3 in 5.
This could be very fun.
I still don't believe it, but it would be just so much fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (wiXsO)
If there is one group I would not mess with it's the Finns. Way to many knives being carried by people with a bad attitude.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eric Errorson at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:56 AM (ptqGC)
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Her.... or First Lady Lieutenant Commander Whorf
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (8XRCm)
I disagree. There was nothing seriously wrong with Bannon. Trump was the fool for rejecting him for essential trivial reasons of personal pique. As Louis Renault would say, "How wasteful of you, throwing away assistants like that. Someday they may be scarce." That day of scarcity arrived sooner than Trump expected, and it's been 3 years of aimlessness since Bannon left. He may be finding his way now, but that was 3 years of wandering to very little purpose that we'll never get back.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (8/hYo)
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (UnA8+)
++++++++++++++
What if you know the slogan but never bought the product?
For example, I know that "Mike Will Get It Done" but I ain't voting for him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (l4C/z)
He's out of money, his contributions started drying up as soon as Bloomie got in the race, but of course the MSM wouldn't report that. He was always running on a wing and a prayer to his false god anyways, and it is extremely foolish for anyone to ever think he had ANY appeal outside of the midwest. Like Klobuchar. He just took advantage of the DNC's fear of Burnie in order to "win" a rigged Iowa clusterfark.
and now he's just a broke midwestern small town mayor with no base and no money.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)
Who's old enough to remember JoJo Starbuck and tell us who she was?
hmm. i've watched a *lot* of battlestar galactica and never new Starbuck had a first name.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (sGtp+)
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However, their GLAAD BagMen will ensure the perfect$ puppy$.
The bribe? Who knows.
As I said above, plastics take longer to decompose.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (BqBId)
This could be very fun.
I still don't believe it, but it would be just so much fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (q80AH)
I believe Milwaukee will be lit. The Bernie Bros are going to get riot-y no matter what. It's what they do.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (BqBId)
+++++++++++++
He's gonna need a bigger fortune.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:59 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 11:54 AM (8/hYo)
100 percent
Posted by: a woman at March 02, 2020 11:59 AM (sI15f)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020
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I'm good with actors and actresses from the '50s up until the '80s and '90s; not so much since, unless they were shows/movies I particularly liked such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Since the explosion of Everything Online, I'm lost.
I know a lot of the Golden Age (1930-1955) people too. Silent era, not so much unless their careers continued into sound like Gloria Swanson.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
281 203 https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20v=KyQnIUq5xzQfeature=emb_logo
Better version of Finnish retard song
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 02, 2020 11:43 AM (CLteG)
That's the thing that disappointed me most -- it's Finnish. I would expect moronic crap like that to be Swedish or Norwegian. I thought the Finns had more sense.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 11:53 AM (k1SQy)
Red Finns or White Finns? The Reds got their asses kicked by the Whites in their Civil War back in 1918, but they still have descendants who fuck shit up.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (Ejm1K)
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Plus, if you got truly bored, you would go through and read what was airing on the cable channels you didn't get.
"Mom! Can we please get HBO? Just for a week? They're finally playing Space Camp!" - a young reason, with a massive crush on Lea Thompson
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (PQRcz)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
That sounds... uncomfortable.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (k1SQy)
This ain't age...its mileage.
Ice skater and I think she was briefly married to Terry Bradshaw.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (axyOa)
See: anti-immigration group Soldiers of Odin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldiers_of_Odin
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)
Warren was nearly broke and I expected her to drop out this week. However, she just took a giant cash injection from the super PACs (which, you may recall, she pledged she was never going to do.... fake Indian speak with forked tongue).
If she doesn't get any delegates at all on Tuesday, she's gone. If she gets some, I think she's in for the long haul. If nothing else, she can barter her hypothetical delegates for a VP slot.
Tulsi is still in, too. I think mostly to keep her name out there for next time, although the Young Brown Vagina factor might also get her a VP slot (probably with Bloomberg, if any of them).
ButtJizz probably has a deal to be Biden's VP if he gets the nomination.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Milwaukee lit?
Yes, literally. The long hot summer of 2020.
For those of you who were not yet sentient during the 1968 Democrat convention in Chicago, this is your chance to watch "da revolution" on TV.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, village idiot at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (BqBId)
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Question: How do you make a small fortune in national politics?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (F4eQP)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (8/hYo)
Bannon got caught leaking just as much inside the White House info to the NYT and WaPo as Rince Priebus was. That's why he got shitcanned. Trump needs people like Pompeo and Pence, who do NOT talk to the media at all, unless they are told to do so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (F4eQP)
+++++++++++++
By starting with a big one?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Northernlurker
So if I buy my 8 year old granddaughter a pink single shot 22 as a first gun have I violated the genderless rules?
Posted by: Sock Monkey. ..bringing up the rear at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (+yayv)
iananmen Square
New symbol of bravery in the face of oppression:
No-No Square
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (0S5Qv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (ZijQ2)
with the rich taste of _____."
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:42 AM
We all know the answer to this, eh?
Posted by: T. Horton, scourge of the Canadian Flatlands at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (tSdA3)
"Fill your cup to the rim
with the rich taste of _____."
'The best part of waking up is ___________'
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (8/hYo)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 11:49 AM (gmo/4)
That sounds... uncomfortable.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (k1SQy)
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Just don't sit on the horn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (F4eQP)
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Lit on fire.
Lit-erally.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
I'm thinking Chicago '68 levels of violent protests.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (k1SQy)
+++++++++++
That's a weird way to spell "Burger King."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
Tom Steyer, whose face only melted 80% as much as John Kerry's did.
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (UnA8+)
I honestly though that was Joey Ramone's original stage name, but I looked it up, and it was Jeffrey Starship.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (qaSBO)
Plus, if you got truly bored, you would go through and read what was airing on the cable channels you didn't get.
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Off my lawn kid.
We had THREE channels and PBS in our TV Guide.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out that Bloomberg gave her all that money, with orders that she only attack Burnie from now on???
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (8/hYo)
Two girls and one cup?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (k1SQy)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (UnA8+)
+++++++++
Kerry's face didn't melt. It was cut, stretched, and stuffed with mattress batting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (I2dne)
There's a bit in one of Larry Correia's Monster Hunter books where a guy is questioning a woman about her Finnish grandfather. I won't give away the actual reason for this, but the guy claims to be a historian.
"What the hell kind of history are you writing that my grandfather would be in it? A history of drunken knife fights of the Upper Midwest?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 12:03 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Chris M at March 02, 2020 12:03 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Milwaukee lit?
Yes, literally. The long hot summer of 2020.
For those of you who were not yet sentient during the 1968 Democrat convention in Chicago, this is your chance to watch "da revolution" on TV.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, village idiot at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (vcOmj)
It won't be their best, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IanDeal at March 02, 2020 12:03 PM (vgGyZ)
This could be very fun.
I still don't believe it, but it would be just so much fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (q80AH)
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Yeah, don't believe it either. The MSM want a horse race, intrigue, but most of all ratings.
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 12:03 PM (G0vdT)
So if I buy my 8 year old granddaughter a pink single shot 22 as a first gun have I violated the genderless rules?
Posted by: Sock Monkey. ..bringing up the rear at March 02, 2020 12:01 PM (+yayv)
The hot pink color isn't for gender, it's to facilitate visibility when you inevitably lose the rifle overboard on a canoe trip.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2020 12:03 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (Psw0/)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (BsCoj)
Posted by: fixerupper--
And we could only get two of them.
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (ZijQ2)
I still think crazy Uncle Joe is gonna get the nod... If he doesn't "nod" off
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (6XlcD)
Politics
Scandal: Buttigieg Forced To Drop Out After Being Outed As A White Male
March 1st, 2020
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (m0J+0)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (BqBId)
Lets go 3k!
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 12:05 PM (0S5Qv)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (BsCoj)
I picture them together in Heaven, fist-bumping each other. God bless both of them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:05 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Ex girlfriend was half a Finn.
Posted by: Beef Stroganoff at March 02, 2020 12:05 PM (0S5Qv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 11:45 AM (I2dne)
Stevie's lesser known brother?
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 02, 2020 12:05 PM (8D42x)
JoJo Starbuck, Your Life Is Calling. Decent Richard Pryor flick, although not among his very best.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 12:06 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (BqBId)
So I guess that means no stock market trolls
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2020 12:06 PM (6XlcD)
Obligatory repost of The Anarchangel's classic blog post on the Finns.
Finland - Be afraid... Be VERY Afraid
https://tinyurl.com/y8oka9vt
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2020 12:06 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (iTXRQ)
I met a Finn, again. But I think he said he was Irish.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 12:06 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse
with full wood?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (m0J+0)
You people...
Actually, old commercial jingles and slogans would make a fun thread, maybe on a weekend for something light and enjoyable.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:06 PM (8/hYo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 11:55 AM (Ejm1K)
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Plus, if you got truly bored, you would go through and read what was airing on the cable channels you didn't get.
"Mom! Can we please get HBO? Just for a week? They're finally playing Space Camp!" - a young reason, with a massive crush on Lea Thompson
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020
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Our TV Guide was the Louisiana edition, so we would see listings for channels in Alexandria, Baton Rouge, Lafayette, and (I think) Monroe and Shreveport.
Of course the network shows were the same. But I noticed that when a station in Alexandria would play, say, The Mummy with Karloff in the first week of a month, then a station in Lafayette would get it the next week, and then our local outlet would show it the third week. I pictured the reels of the film being shipped from one place to the other. "Hey, WDSU! It's your turn!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 12:03 PM
There's gonna be some serious backroom dealing going on, a lot of foreign $'s, and probably a few untimely deaths (due to natural causes of course).
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (ptqGC)
Tom Steyer, whose face only melted 80% as much as John Kerry's did.
Posted by: Allie
He'll be back to paying for "Impeach Trump" billboards all over the country.
What an ass.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (lbYzk)
Actually, old commercial jingles and slogans would make a fun thread, maybe on a weekend for something light and enjoyable.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:06 PM (8/hYo)
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Youre gonna piss off the gardening / pet / chess thread morons with that kind of crazy talk.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (8XRCm)
I'm thinking Chicago '68 levels of violent protests.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Except, Chicago cops had nightsticks.
Advantage: Chicago
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (xSo9G)
I know a lot of the Golden Age (1930-1955) people too. Silent era, not so much unless their careers continued into sound like Gloria Swanson.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:00 PM (Ejm1K)
My knowledge tends to be spotty after 1940 or so, unless it's the big names like Garbo or such. The silent era is more my wheelhouse, though a lot of the women tend to look very much alike, unless their specialty was in a "western" or "serial" or "vamp" category, where there was a need for a distinctive look.
And since I'm going back to bed, I am going to see if I can dream about Ann Dvorak:
https://tinyurl.com/y3hyn63s
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 11:34 AM (m0J+0)
One of the many former Mrs. Terry Bradshaws?
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (y7DUB)
Has anybody here ever met a Finn?
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Used to work with one. Oddly enough, his name was Klaus, which in retrospect seems kind of weird for a Finn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: StefanH at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (T/8bh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse
Is Folger's in your cup.
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (veJcn)
Yes! Finally! Now I can leave for my dentist appointment. Getting a broken tooth drilled out for a new crown - ugh.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (8/hYo)
Posted by: Eric Errorson at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (n13/j)
128
Who's old enough to remember JoJo Starbuck and tell us who she was?
hmm. i've watched a *lot* of battlestar galactica and never new Starbuck had a first name.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 02, 2020 11:58 AM (sGtp+)
Married to Terry Bradshaw?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse
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"You'll wonder where the yellow went...."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (xSo9G)
I pictured the reels of the film being shipped from one place to the other. "Hey, WDSU! It's your turn!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Sounds right to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (m0J+0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (3t6Iw)
Used to work with one. Oddly enough, his name was Klaus, which in retrospect seems kind of weird for a Finn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (eXA4G)
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So..... not a full on Finn..... Just Finn-ish ???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: StefanH at March 02, 2020 12:08 PM (T/8bh)
We'll know that's true if Bootyjuice and his husband buy a really, really nice place on the shore or in DC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because PHDNKH at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (iTXRQ)
Northeast Ohio is loaded with Finns; especially in Lake county.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Biden is done. He likely won't win another primary. He bet all his marbles (the few he has left) on winning S. Carolina. He has shot his bolt.
He'll linger, but soon he'll be doing birthday parties and hanging out at public pools this summer.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (n13/j)
Not actually old enough to know this one, but E F Hutton.
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (UnA8+)
>>"What the hell kind of history are you writing that my grandfather would be in it? A history of drunken knife fights of the Upper Midwest?"
A few years ago I was having dinner in Hanover, Germany with some business associates one of whom was an attractive blond woman. There was a table of about a dozen Finnish firefighters sitting near us, they were in town for a firefighting convention/competition.
As the night went on they got a lot drunker and more interested in said blond. She, of course, thought flirting with them was a super good idea because of course she had us to protect her.
Well us turned into me as others left. They were not at all pleased when I told her that it was time to go. I don't know what they were calling me in their orc like language but I didn't stick around for a translation.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (n13/j)
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EF Hutton
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (8XRCm)
Oh man, I *remember* that one! Except for the name. H&R Block? No. Some investment firm... damn. I'll be thinking of it all the while I'm in the chair.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (8/hYo)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (n13/j)
Money talks. AC/DC?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Eric Errorson
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Good to the last drop.
Posted by: Mrs. Butterjug at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
As the story goes he was in Orson's library and found Rush's book 'The Way Things Ought To Be' and said something to the effect: " Why are you reading this shit Orson?" Orson to Andrew: "Just read it Andrew" Andrew was a rabid rabid leftest in LA back in the day.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (BsCoj)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (8/hYo)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM
Yes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (tSdA3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey. ..bringing up the rear at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (+yayv)
Off my lawn kid.
We had THREE channels and PBS in our TV Guide.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
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Three channels.
Oh, and PBS, too.
*gets off the lawn*
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (q/kmn)
This could be very fun.
I still don't believe it, but it would be just so much fun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 11:57 AM (q80AH)
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Silver is a Bigtime DemTard remember the "Chance" he gave Trump of being President. the DemTard Party Wants this out there
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: corn and beans at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (tkNkP)
No, but my future wife Kiira Korpi is Finnish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM
****
I'd let he do my triple axel.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:04 PM (iTXRQ)
One of the deacons at a church I used to go to was a Finn.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (k1SQy)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (vcOmj)
++++++++++
Who would let him near a birthday party?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (I2dne)
O s c a r.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 12:11 PM (HaL55)
Oh man, I *remember* that one! Except for the name. H&R Block? No. Some investment firm... damn. I'll be thinking of it all the while I'm in the chair.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse
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Yeah, I can't dredge it up either...
Posted by: Mrs. Butterjug at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (k/wT0)
Posted by: Lemonkinda at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (Tnijr)
I miss pheonixgirl!
the bad smell in Philly is weird but not that weird - Philly is often called "Smelladelphia" for a reason
that said there's a lot of construction work going on in the area and it's probably likely someone nicked a gas line
or taco bell I guess lol
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (vcOmj)
I think Joe wins 'Bama....maybe Ark.
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (9t0Zz)
He'll linger, but soon he'll be doing birthday parties and hanging out at public pools this summer.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
So that leaves Bernie and Biden.
I wonder what the Vegas odds are for one or both to be dead of natural causes by November?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (3W5cQ)
I miss pheonixgirl!
the bad smell in Philly is weird but not that weird - Philly is often called "Smelladelphia" for a reason
that said there's a lot of construction work going on in the area and it's probably likely someone nicked a gas line
or taco bell I guess lol
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (j9HX3)
I figured the noxious smell wouldn't start until the Phillies came back from Spring Training.
Posted by: Allie at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Thorvald at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (tSdA3)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (j9HX3)
the love of my life lying next to me in bed.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (9t0Zz)
Nobody likes a braggart.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (NWiLs)
the love of my life lying next to me in bed.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM
***
She reads this doesn't she?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Is it just me or is it weird to drop out of the race the day before Super Tuesday? I mean, you have already spent the ad money and are on the ballot. Couldn't you wait until Thursday to drop out if you do poorly on Tuesday?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
It would make sense if you were paid off to endorse another candidate today.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (ZGrMX)
Eric Trump was on F&F this morning and flat out said Buttgigger was paid off, promised VP, or both because otherwise why quit hours before Super Tuesday?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)
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How badly does the DNC want to stop Bernie.????
Bad enough to let Orangeman Bad have another four years.
Ponder that for a bit.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
Oh man, I *remember* that one! Except for the name. HR Block? No. Some investment firm... damn. I'll be thinking of it all the while I'm in the chair.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (8/hYo)
E.F. Hutton
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (k1SQy)
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And Chicago had 'Da Mare'.
And 50 years before that was Haymarket.
Billy Preston, Will It Go Round In Circles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghj5V5cUo1s
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (MIKMs)
hmm good point Sooth.
so, probably the threat thing then
OR he couldn't write any more checks
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:14 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)
We all slowly realized that the only sane response to encroaching liberal lunacy was Fuck You, War.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (m0J+0)
oh good, no Ace yet!
I have time to put away my groceries, make a lunch and have LUNCH WITH ACE today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (n13/j)
Money talks. AC/DC?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (90T4r)
A friend of mine can be seen in the video for Money Talks. It was filmed at a concert in the old Vet Stadium in Philly. He went on a bender for a few days and came back with no shoes but pockets full of Angus Bucks
Posted by: Josephistan at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (qZ3KQ)
the love of my life lying next to me in bed.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (9t0Zz)
Can confirm.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (k1SQy)
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and some &s at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (Z6KRv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (I2dne)
It would make sense if you were paid off to endorse another candidate today.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Oh...surely no one would that! Bwahahahaha.
Actually, just dropping out might be worth a few $.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:09 PM (n13/j)
Money talks. AC/DC?
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 12:10 PM (90T4r)
A friend of mine can be seen in the video for Money Talks. It was filmed at a concert in the old Vet Stadium in Philly. He went on a bender for a few days and came back with no shoes but pockets full of Angus Bucks
Posted by: Josephistan at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (qZ3KQ)
Awesome!!!
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and some s at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (Tnijr)
Wut? Does Barry want Sundown Joe to be the nom?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
We had THREE channels and PBS in our TV Guide.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020
*
*
PBS? Pffft. I remember when it was NET, and our teachers would drag us into the "TV room" to watch some introductory show about French. "Bon!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:07 PM (Ejm1K)
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OK, guys, we can't ALL afford royalties at the same time...
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (HaL55)
Lauren Hutton is guilty of theft. She stole my heart when I was a kid.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (iTXRQ)
As for the Finn question. I have always heard the same question about South Dakotans. Of course if you live near there the line wouldn't make much sense. But if you live on the coasts or deep south, the chances of meeting someone from South Dakota on a regular basis are pretty small.
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (n13/j)
oh gosh I think he would prefer that
not enough to actually ENDORSE him yet, mind you!
maybe Big Mike will be Slow Joe's "running mate"
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
No, she doesn't know any of my online names.
I comment on Twitter, Reddit, and here. Whenever she sees me commenting, she teases me and asks me why I'm wasting time arguing with strangers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Brylcreem.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
Luxury. We only had two channels, no PBS, and on Saturdays, a guy had to come over, sit in the back of the TV, and do a puppet show.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (k1SQy)
There's allegedly wide grassroots support for Moochelle to swoop in. That would get the black vote back on side and she'd probably win.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)
_____________
Bernie can't promise him VP without breaking the promise he made not to choose another white male for his veep. So payoff seems more likely.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (k4dH2)
Here one for you guys.
When I wanna call my chick.... all I do is ___________.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
Whip out my dick?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: A Bucket of Hot Diarrhea at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (oyRMS)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and some &s at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (Tnijr)
Since Mayor Choad is a pale copy of the Bathhouse Rat, this makes sense.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2020 12:12 PM (k/wT0)
That's the one thing that makes me think he cut a deal with someone like Bloomie. Amy wasn't worth cutting a deal with, so she gets stuck dropping out on Wednesday for nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++
flick my Bic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Maybe Mini Mike's offer was better if he got out before Super Tuesday and the dollar amount significantly declined the longer he stayed in the race
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (dfRN6)
Smith Barney
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (Ejm1K)
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YOU can get off my lawn too, sparky.
We had projectors and overheads in grade school.
No TV's.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
Flick my Bic.
(which I always thought had disturbing connotations...)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (k1SQy)
Moochelle to swoop in. That would get the black vote back on side and
she'd probably win.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)
She's too lazy. Plus, she doesn't want to live in a house "built by slaves."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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A series of scandals, mishandling of this and that, fraud.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020
*
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". . . when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
+++++++++
flick my Bic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (I2dne)
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Which EVERY 12 year old boy changed to bring the funny.....
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: tubal at March 02, 2020 12:13 PM (90T4r)
No. She was in this thread earlier, or the last one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (kL4TC)
Posted by: JackStraw
Was it a Cadillac with a Deadhead sticker?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (vcOmj)
the love of my life lying next to me in bed.
Posted by: bonhomme
*fist bump*
Worth all the effort and then some!
Posted by: Sock Monkey. ..bringing up the rear at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (+yayv)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (dfRN6)
John Houseman.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (k1SQy)
Off my lawn kid.
We had THREE channels and PBS in our TV Guide.
we had AFN-TV and a handful of German channels.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020
When you restrict travel from China
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (/5WQL)
That first week of March 2012 was rough, as Neptunus Lex, a milblogger known here, passed away in a flying accident at NAS Fallon (ran out of fuel while trying multiple times to land in bad weather) just 2 days later. I first found out about that from the Sidebar.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (gGjcI)
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (xPJvm)
c'mon down and pick up the keys to your new Buick!
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
A payoff to Buttigieg?
Probably a lot of beer.
In the can.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (vcOmj)
(which I always thought had disturbing connotations...)
She's a latent pyro, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)
Of all the wildass theories, Big Mike running makes the least amount of sense.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)
A lot of people on the right love that theory, but come on. That's idiotic. Also dumb to think Obama is getting involved at all. The players trying to make things happen right now are Bloomie, with his billions, and the DNC which is temporarily allied with the remains of Clinton, Inc.
Hillary still has a much better chance of getting back onto the ballot than Moochelle does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: fixerupper at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (xSo9G)
c'mon down and pick up the keys to your new Buick!
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Sweet! That's what I'd rather have anyway!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
Nice, though I don't do custom plates.
I would if I could get ASSMAN.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (k/wT0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 12:18 PM (dfRN6)
Those of us in the PNW may remember the hilarious Rainier Beer commercials from the 70s-80s. They did a parody of this with a Houseman look-like holding a Rainier bottle and intoning: "Rainier Beer. They make beer the old-fashioned way. They BREW it."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (k1SQy)
Sorry.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:19 PM (9t0Zz)
Is OK. That's just the envy and heartache talking.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:16 PM (Ejm1K)
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Man.
Oh man.
The lady on PBS who taught conversational Spanish was a FOX! She'd even wink at you sometimes when pretending to congratulate you on your recitation.
Repeat after me!
¿dónde está el gato?
Oh, muy bien! *wink*
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 12:22 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (I2dne)
Check kiting scheme in the 80s. The scandal and fines sank them.
My father worked briefly for Hutton in the 70s under Bob Fomon and John Shad. It was not a well run company.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 02, 2020 12:22 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (k/wT0)
+++++++++
Probably not, but A55M4N is a possibility...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:22 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (k/wT0)
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*Spock eyebrow
Posted by: MAYOR PETE !!!! at March 02, 2020 12:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 12:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 12:22 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020
When you brush with Pepsodent?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:23 PM (k1SQy)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:23 PM (vcOmj)
Sounds like something out of a Vonnegut novel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:23 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 02, 2020 12:23 PM (k/wT0)
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No, but he was in a Twilight Zone episode: 'Walking Distance'
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2020 12:23 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: DB- just DB. top snorkle distributor for the Tri-Cities area since 2019 at March 02, 2020 12:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Third elections:
High voting rate: 56.3%
As of 18:00, voting rate is 56.3%, up 2.8 percent from same hour in last September's election.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2020 12:24 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 12:24 PM (m0J+0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2020 12:24 PM (5RITs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (k1SQy)
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Just recently saw Naked Gun again. Love Houseman's little cameo as the driving instructor. Must have been about his last role.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:21 PM (k1SQy)
Was it Rainier that did that one with the kindly old night watchman talking about using Artesian water, and then digresses into seeing Artesians, some kind of little folk who come out at night like pixies?
That one cracked me up. I'm thinking the acotr was Richard Farnsworth.
Or maybe I made that up.
Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (xPJvm)
She reads this doesn't she?
No, she doesn't know any of my online names.
I comment on Twitter, Reddit, and here. Whenever she sees me
commenting, she teases me and asks me why I'm wasting time arguing with
strangers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 12:17 PM (9t0Zz)
My wife knows. I have encouraged her, to no avail, to comment here by telling her that is where the real "content" is. I think you guys put off a vibe or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (1CjJc)
The lady on PBS who taught conversational Spanish was a FOX! She'd even wink at you sometimes when pretending to congratulate you on your recitation.
Oh, muy bien! *wink*
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020
*
*
I was a little too young to evaluate the French lady on TV by that metric. It was just that odd sound "Bon!" that I remember.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Yes, too true. But it would be fun to watch Michelle out campaigning and implode after a few weeks out on the stump.
She does not have the temperment to deal with people. She would freak out after two weeks.
#twoweeks
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (vcOmj)
LSMFT
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (xSo9G)
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:26 PM (k1SQy)
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (ZZDMQ)
It isn't....it's hype.
Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2020 12:26 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2020 12:27 PM (gmo/4)
That one cracked me up. I'm thinking the acotr was Richard Farnsworth.
Or maybe I made that up.
Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (xPJvm)
Olympia. And I think you're right about it being Farnsworth.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:27 PM (k1SQy)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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I always add it in when the opportunity presents itself,
'LGBQTLSMFT'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:28 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2020 12:29 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 02, 2020 12:27 PM (k1SQy)
Ahh. right region at least.
Posted by: Ghost of Thomas Meagher (trying out a new nic) at March 02, 2020 12:29 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and some &s at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (Tnijr)
quit wut ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2020 12:30 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Yes, it does. And I am faced with that very quandry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:30 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: freaked, a man, a plan, and some &s at March 02, 2020 12:15 PM (Tnijr)
quit wut ?
Posted by: REDACTED
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Hmm. So, no safe word?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:31 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 12:20 PM (ZZDMQ)
+++++++++++++
The early states are the start of wheat/chaff separation process. People who vote in primaries seriously watch the earlier states and it has consequences on "Supoer Tuesday."
At least, that's the theory. Money is the separator leading up to Iowa, Iowa through South Carolina is the money+delegates separator, Super Tuesday is the delegate separator.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 12:32 PM (I2dne)
#twoweeks
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 02, 2020 12:25 PM (vcOmj)
She also tends to tell the truths that progressives *really* don't want said out loud.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2020 12:36 PM (uquGJ)
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'Momentum'.
Some momentum > No momentum
In theory.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2020 12:36 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 02, 2020 12:37 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2020 12:41 PM (19g6/)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 02, 2020 11:37 AM (CqE5x)
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Yeah, the Finns* are mostly Norweigan. Some are Russian.
* This is the reality, because Finland isn't real - it's a great conspiracy theory. Finland doesn't exist, and so there is no such thing as a Finn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Finns aren't even Scandis. They speak a non Indo-European language that is most closely related to Estonian, and then, IIRC, Hungarian, in the Finno-Altaic group.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 02, 2020 01:02 PM (ODbpK)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 02, 2020 01:57 PM (edlKR)
Personally I have zero doubt Andrew was assassinated. They had to stop Andrew no matter what it took.
I grew up thru a time when they destroyed every hero, every source of leadership of good things and people. Look what they did to JFK. The Boy Scouts. Christian Faith. The great culture of the White Christian Athenian Greco Roman West, it's 2000 years of hard won long learned codes history and traditions. Can't be having no leaders of us Freemen of The West. Becauze Cruzades Biatchez! Aemeggedon was the beginning of the living idea of natural rights of men to self defense, no more serfs muthafukkers, Armegeddon is now, everythings come back around in the great circle route of history and there's those of us who ain't gonna take the dirt nap because we ignored our history.
Thanks to Andrew Breitbart.
Yes indeed he set the fuse alight.
And as Andrew said..."we have guns, lots of guns..."
Posted by: Phil Carson at March 02, 2020 02:08 PM (/MXB4)
O think what he said best was these rutless people have no idea how mean good folk get when you violate our codes.
Yup.
I was there, a few miles from that festering pandemic called the swamp, 50,000 of us armed to the fucking teeth, oh yeah, we have guns, you betcha, but what our greatest weapon is, is our cold anger, our withdrawal of OUR consent for the bastards, indeed, we watched those watching us, there came an undestanding, you see, we are Legion, there is not enough of you to stop us, you could see it. sense it in body language and the turn of their arrogance and contempt for us armed o the fucking teeth dirt people.
Andrew was right.
Andrew was always right.
Posted by: Phil Carson at March 02, 2020 02:15 PM (/MXB4)
Posted by: Chris W at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (4GUBG)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 02, 2020 05:30 PM (iPbC0)
PHRASING!
(Especially when followed by "beating them over the head with it"!)
Posted by: GWB at March 02, 2020 06:21 PM (LNiBi)
What did Bernie do? Why, the only thing that *could* be done!
HE BECAME A POLITICIAN
Posted by: GWB at March 02, 2020 06:23 PM (LNiBi)
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