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FiveThirtyEight.com: The Most Likely Result of the Democrat Party -- Now a 50% Likelihood -- is "No Winner/Brokered Convention"

This will be great.

How do we engineer this outcome?

Oh wait, that would be immoral, say the people who have been actively sabotaging the GOP for three election cycles in a row now.

noonewinsdemocratprimary


The New York Time reports -- or wishcasts -- that the Democrat Party is so determined to stop Bernie Sanders that they're considering thwarting the party's majority will to do so.

Or near majority, anyway: If Bernie comes in with the most votes but not the actual majority required by the rules for a first ballot, no-super-delegate win, then they'll nominate someone else.

They know this will damage the party, but some are saying it would be worth it to damage the party to stop the greater damage of Candidate Sanders.

Dozens of interviews with Democratic establishment leaders this week show that they are not just worried about Mr. Sanders's candidacy, but are also willing to risk intraparty damage to stop his nomination at the national convention in July if they get the chance. Since Mr. Sanders's victory in Nevada’s caucuses on Saturday, The Times has interviewed 93 party officials -- all of them superdelegates, who could have a say on the nominee at the convention -- and found overwhelming opposition to handing the Vermont senator the nomination if he arrived with the most delegates but fell short of a majority.

....

This article is based on interviews with the 93 superdelegates, out of 771 total, as well as party strategists and aides to senior Democrats about the thinking of party leaders. A vast majority of those superdelegates -- whose ranks include federal elected officials, former presidents and vice presidents and D.N.C. members -- predicted that no candidate would clinch the nomination during the primaries, and that there would be a brokered convention fight in July to choose a nominee.

In a reflection of the establishment's wariness about Mr. Sanders, only nine of the 93 superdelegates interviewed said that Mr. Sanders should become the nominee purely on the basis of arriving at the convention with a plurality, if he was short of a majority.

Biden has retaken the lead in Florida, after Bernie's boosting of Fidel Castro.

But meanwhile, the Bernie Bros -- who surely include a lot of antifa members -- are harassing Democrat officials so much that they keep getting the cops called on them.

The night before the Nevada caucuses, the chairman of the state's Democratic Party called police after several supporters of Bernie Sanders gathered outside his home at 11 p.m. with a bullhorn to issue a warning about the next day's election.

"I want assurances that there isn’t going to be any shenanigans going on tomorrow. The Democratic Party does not control what happens," Maria Estrada, a self-described "Berner" from Los Angeles, said into the bullhorn, according to a Facebook Live video she streamed on her personal page. She repeatedly said she didn't want to see a repeat of the 2016 election, which she insinuated was rigged against Sanders.

At least three other times in recent days, Estrada led a group of Sanders supporters who gathered late at night outside the homes of Democratic Party officials and California lawmakers, including those of Secretary of State Alex Padilla and state Democratic Party Chairman Rusty Hicks. Police were called at least twice.

Meanwhile, Biden just dropped an anti-Sanders ad, claiming Sanders wanted to primary Barack Obama.

"Bernie Sanders was seriously thinking about challenging our first African-American president in a primary," a narrator in the ad, targeted at South Carolina’s large contingent of African-American voters, says.

"Sanders...can't be trusted."

That might turn off some voters, but the thing is, a lot of Democrats accuse Barack Obama of having been a conservative.

They've gone crazy. No, the Democrats are not "just good well-meaning patriots," as the NeverTrump c**ks are always piously lecturing us. The Humungoous is not, despite claims from liberal NeverTrumpers, a reasonable man at all.

Update: Via John Sexton at Hot Air, some video of the, um, "Night Protests," which the Little Antifas streamed on FaceBook.

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM




Comments

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1 meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

2 motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

3 forgot a meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:30 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Hi nurse!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 27, 2020 04:30 PM (Ez6QX)

5 So the Dems have to chop off their own head to stop the spread of Commie Ism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (3t6Iw)

6 hiya Jordan!

can't wait till MAy!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

7 Oh please let it be Hillary.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (LWu6U)

8 I called the otters

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Well biden is surging in the polls for FL and SC.


This $hit is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (JUOKG)

10 Trump supporters in open primary states, we must drag Bernie across the finish line. Turn out in record numbers and get him the nomination!

Posted by: vrf at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (UjhQr)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (arJlL)

12 It's gonna be the FAB. And she won't do any debates, since she has already debated Trump. And will do limited campaigning.


Posted by: shibumi at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCiJZ)

13 Nancy Pelosi has been caught on camera saying that having Bernie as the candidate would be fine--or words to that effect. Reporters need to relentlessly keep asking her about that.

Posted by: m at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ghFVE)

14 If Sanders is the clear leader going into the convention, I doubt the party leaders have the balls to deny him again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ODbpK)

15 Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop...pop pop pop...pop pop pop...pop pop...pop...pop ... crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch... :-)

Posted by: csmats at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (X5VFN)

16 We don't need no water, let the mother fucker bern.

Bern, mother fucker, bern.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (WvEXI)

17 How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (YslsA)

18 "Bernie Sanders was seriously thinking about challenging our first African-American president in a primary,"


Operation Mindcrime

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (CTN7u)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

20 the guys that know about trading are selling

Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice?

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

21 12: this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (KP5rU)

22 7 Oh please let it be Hillary.

I'm holding out for Avenatti

Posted by: Abzod at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (tf9Ne)

23 14 If Sanders is the clear leader going into the convention, I doubt the party leaders have the balls to deny him again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (ODbpK)


Don't be too sure about that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)

24 Dozens of interviews with Democratic establishment leaders this week show that they are not just worried about Mr. Sanders's candidacy,

Bullshit.

A Sanders candidacy should scare the living shit out of EVERYONE.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

25 10 Trump supporters in open primary states, we must drag Bernie across the finish line. Turn out in record numbers and get him the nomination!
Posted by: vrf at February 27, 2020 04:32 PM (UjhQr)

---

Then, by some fluke, Bernie wins the general.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (RU4sa)

26 forgot a meep
Posted by: nurse ratched

meepless in Seattle ?

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (arJlL)

27 I honestly think the better scenario for Democrats would be a brokered convention and Democrats swap Bernie for someone else. Most likely still lose, but it wouldn't be a collapsed ticket and other races on the ballots could be salvaged.

I still say the worse case scenario for Dems is locking in Bernie as the nom.

If Bernie actually wins the general election, we were already screwed anyway, might as well get the National Divorce on its way.

But to actively want a more electable Democrat in the hope that if elected, they will "pull their punches" and not be full blown left-wing authoritarians seems incredibly naive to me.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (ZLBiR)

28 Here's hoping for casualties in Milwaukee. Actual casualties.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (jWe5r)

29 Late entry Loading song.


Jane's Addiction - Ted Just Admit it.


https://youtu.be/WCJ943fLMrM


Also extended intro. Live was phenomenal.


Late entry rollout song. Also a brokered convention song.


They're coming to take me away.

https://youtu.be/tnPG1v61AEk

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (1CjJc)

30 We want Bernie to have the most delegates but NOT get the nomination. He should be cheated out of it again.

The Bernie Bros will go crazy burn the shit down and Bernie will run third party.

Trump will win in a landslide.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (/FLNB)

31 17 How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 27, 2020 04:33 PM (YslsA)

Reporters need to relentlessly ask about that, too!

Posted by: m at February 27, 2020 04:34 PM (ghFVE)

32
The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)

33 A brokered convention and Democrat schism are among the best things that could happen to this country.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (J+mig)

34 Vote to get three candidates in each state over 15%. Then Dem delegate math guarantees nobody gets over half the delegates.

Posted by: henry at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (J3Rfi)

35 I wish conservatives would stop attacking Sanders in the meantime. I can't stand Biden and want to see his candidacy killed off by Super Tuesday.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zqs/f)

36 Meanwhile, Biden just dropped an anti-Sanders ad claiming Sanders wanted to primary barack obama

---

Uh hello, biden primaried obama in 2008.

Irony can be pretty ironic at times.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (JUOKG)

37 Oh please let it be Hillary.

The bollards are primed, painted and READY !

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (arJlL)

38 At some point, there will be a reckoning because we are no longer one nation. What form that reckoning will take remains to be seen.

To misquote Lincoln:

A house divided against itself cannot stand,

I believe that this government cannot endure, part crazy, and part sane. . .

It will become all one thing or all the other.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (EUDB2)

39 Pass the popcorn. And Ammo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (lBeMA)

40 So where does Antifa fall on the Bernie question?
Can we pit the Bernie Bros against them? A functional intelligence apparatus would be all over this.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (CTN7u)

41 Meanwhile, Biden just dropped an anti-Sanders ad claiming Sanders wanted to primary barack obama

---

Uh hello, biden primaried obama in 2008.

Irony can be pretty ironic at times.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (JUOKG)


Not in his brain, he didn't.

Find YOUR truth.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Ya Hon, microwave popcorn is fine...but add some melted butter.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (lMn1U)

43 If the Dems pull shit to steal it from Bernie, and I have no doubt the DNC is meeting behind closed doors and doing all kinds of double-secret rule changes, the party will fracture permanently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)

44 Brokered Conventions is something every political buff wants to see - just to see one. It is kind of early to say it will go that way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (hLRSq)

45 This is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (NWiLs)

46 So a maturbation thread.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (szhjU)

47 After the first ballot, onto second, third, etc...

Does a candy date need a majority of delegate, or plurality, or super-majority?

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (l3+k2)

48 8 I called the otters
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

Uh oh. Everybody, watch your asses!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

49 The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)




THIS! It's possible potential cases but nothing for sure. Just straight up fearmongering

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (mpeBU)

50 So a maturbation thread.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (szhjU)


Gave it up for Lent. Sorry.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

51 But meanwhile, the Bernie Bros -- who surely include a lot of antifa members -- are harassing Democrat officials so much that they keep getting the cops called on them.

The cops might actually do something this time instead of just looking the other way.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 27, 2020 04:37 PM (wGeit)

52 So a maturbation thread.


I'm out.

*slaps down a Benjamin*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (ODbpK)

53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)

54 Dems are are taking a huge risk rooting for corona virus chaos, given that line-up of post-senior citizens. Karma is a bitch.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (MxEKc)

55 I'm waiting for the Rick Wilson to learn me who to pull that there lever fer.... uh-huh

Posted by: Inogame at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (1TU21)

56
Maturbation? Paturbation...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (zBaqJ)

57 I'm still saying 0% chance of brokered convention. People -and for purposes of this argument, I'm including Dem voters in with people- just don't want to invest all this time and effort into politics. They're going to vote for someone who can end this race. Whoever is ahead after Super Tuesday will win the nomination on the first ballot in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

58 If Trump wins re-election, He becomes Godzilla and the DNC becomes Tokyo.

Posted by: Jmel at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (L7O0D)

59 Can we bring Bull Connor back to life?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (BqBId)

60 No you are wrong Ace, just the opposite, it will make it easier for them to deny Bernie, who our the best bet against Trump,,, because Biden will never be the nominee. Trump needs a target to aim at instead being targeted by all of them and Bloomberg's billions.

Posted by: Sam at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (EaIGJ)

61 It's all just mental masturbation.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

62 >>How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.

The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.

So of course our media has ignored it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

63 I am all for shivving Bernie.
Only because I don't trust the changing demographics of the USA anymore.
OTOH, if Bernie won POTUS, that would be the bat signal, game on.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (w7KSn)

64 Guilty pleasure - Brokered Convention by The Superdelegates

Loading the gun - Chaos by the Bernie Bros

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (uM6CE)

65 53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)

It's difficult to type one-handed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

66 If Biden gets stomped on Super Tuesday and the results indicate no one will get a win on the first ballot, if I'm Joe, I immediately drop out, hoping people will forget my stumbling, bumbling performances this winter and strongly consider making me the nominee on the second ballot.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (AMIL/)

67 59 Can we bring Bull Connor back to life?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (BqBId)


I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)

68 I wonder what it would take for our dear former first lady, Michelle to parachute in and save the day?

Besides a parachute larger than 10 or 13 of her latest tablecloth gowns.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (c87bD)

69
The flu outbreak this season has a new prevailing strain. The cornucopia of contagion this season now has this lineup:

1. The flu.
2. The other flu.
3. Coronavirus.
4. The old Democrat Party.
5. The new Democrat Party.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (pAMD4)

70 we'll find out what side the cops are on when milwaukee erupts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (KP5rU)

71 What is wrong with Mental Maturation, anyway?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (90T4r)

72 The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.

So of course our media has ignored it.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)


That's because Bernie called out Putin on TV the other night and told him he couldn't interfere and Bernie would make sure he never would be able to again.

CASE CLOSED!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

73 The Humungoous is not, despite claims from liberal NeverTrumpers, a reasonable man at all.

The Road Warrior's "Lord Humungus" would be the right mix of experienced leadership and militant homoeroticism to unify the fractured progressive left.

Posted by: wooga at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (M9+sV)

74 57
I'm still saying 0% chance of brokered convention. People -and for
purposes of this argument, I'm including Dem voters in with people- just
don't want to invest all this time and effort into politics. They're
going to vote for someone who can end this race. Whoever is ahead after
Super Tuesday will win the nomination on the first ballot in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (FJYfm)

Maybe. I think Ds (leadershup) are resigned that Trump is reelected. I think the brokered convention trial balloons are because Bernie is poison down ticket. If they are going to lose POTUS anyway, why not commit the steal and focus on keeping the House?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

75 we'll find out what side the cops are on when milwaukee erupts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (KP5rU)

I hope the side of "Let them fight."

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (xPl2J)

76 I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)


Jimmy Connors - He has Bernie's charm, and Liz Warren's femininity.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (FJYfm)

77 I saw a poll a couple of days ago that says Biden has a big lead in South Carolina. Clyburn endorsed him and that probably helps a lot.

We definitely want Biden to run away with it there. He's a piece of shit who is more likely to be felled by the virus than win anything else, but it introduces some uncertainty into the proceedings that will hopefully lead to more bad feelz amongst the Democratic cattle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (j3npP)

78 Ace, there's a coronavirus mask ad on your front page.
I miss Latinfeels. And Sonobi.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

79 This is lose - lose for them.

Bernie will do to them what Corbyn did to the labour in UK, and if bernie loses the Dems lose an entire generation of anti-american socialists voters that they created.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (LWu6U)

80 Now I Could see a Broken Convention.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (90T4r)

81 65
53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)



It's difficult to type one-handed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

Truth is messy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (1CjJc)

82 Back in 2016 there was all the buzz that the GOP convention would be brokered and all of the Rules Gurus were on the air explaining the ins and outs of the rules and how it was 100% guaranteed that Trump would not be the candidate. My, how people were worked up over it! How they absolutely stole it away from the Donald!

Until it didn't happen.

I'll wait and see.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (hLRSq)

83 I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)


She had BIGUNS.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

84 New

South Carolina

@ChangePolls

/

@postandcourier

Poll (2/23-27):

Biden 28% Sanders 24% Steyer 16% Warren 12% Buttigieg 11%

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (EsGqq)

85 Sanders will win the nomination on the first ballot.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (xmKbk)

86 We could have used a Nood motherfuckers.

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (dKm4U)

87 Anthony Ferrill's wife had her picture taken with Elizabeth Warren back in November.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (3aI0K)

88 78 Ace, there's a coronavirus mask ad on your front page.
I miss Latinfeels. And Sonobi.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

I pine for Sonobi. Those were the days, my friend.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (90T4r)

89 Star Wars may not be pro-war anymore.

You know who's gonna be pro-war?

Bernie Bros at the dem convention.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)

90 81
65

53 Wow, I misspelled masturbation, you'd think I'd have that spelling down.


Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (szhjU)





It's difficult to type one-handed.



Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

Truth is messy.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (1CjJc)
Especially when you are blind and have hairy palms.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (N39Ws)

91 "No One" has a 51 percent chance to win the Democrat primary.



Fucking L O L

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (Qf83p)

92 No traction with Michelle, otherwise they would have inserted her already.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (ke5UQ)

93 62
>>How come nobody accuses the Russians of wanting to assist Bernie? It is a much more likely scenario.



The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.



So of course our media has ignored it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

You know who wasn't briefed?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)

94 74
Maybe. I think Ds (leadershup) are resigned that Trump is reelected. I think the brokered convention trial balloons are because Bernie is poison down ticket. If they are going to lose POTUS anyway, why not commit the steal and focus on keeping the House?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM

Bernie for sure, to mix metaphors, greases the skids of Trump's coattails. But I think if Bernie is denied, cheating or fairly, his base will not settle for the Dem nominee. They will stay home. I think the House is very much in play, and will probably swing back to GOP for sure if Bernie is the nom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

95 I don't know what this means, but we just got a huge order from New York.

Posted by: RICO'S PANT SUITS FOR THE OLD AND FAT at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (lMn1U)

96 Can we bring Bull Connor back to life?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:38 PM (BqBId)


I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)



How about Chuck Connors? He was good with a rifle and a Republican

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (mpeBU)

97 89
Star Wars may not be pro-war anymore.



You know who's gonna be pro-war?



Bernie Bros at the dem convention.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (yL25O)
I'm hoping for it. I've already ordered lots of popcorn for that show.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (N39Ws)

98 The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall. 


.....


Link?

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:43 PM (EsGqq)

99 Hey Ratched! How are they hanging?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (gd9RK)

100 That chick with the bullhorn outside a democrat's house at 11pm is horrible.

"I want assurances!" She screeches into a bullhorn outside your home at 11pm.

Yeah, we're not having a dialog, sweet cheeks. You're crazy. The only people you're talking to tonight are the boys in blue.

It is fun, however, to see their hard left turning against anyone to the right of Trotsky.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (9t0Zz)

101 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)
********
How bout Carroll O'Connor ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (BqBId)

102 Frankly, at this point if Democrats want to go to war with each other I want the grandstand concession.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (8erNz)

103 Caro Connors?? Worth looking up?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (90T4r)

104 I have my mail in ballot here in CO. Who do I vote for to cause the most chaos.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (0OmEj)

105 There are still people who think Joe Bribem has a snowball's chance in hell. Looks like gullibility has no bottom. What surprised me is that the media report it with a straight face instead of lockstepping the propaganda. Are Buttboy and Compensating really doing that badly with Americans?

Posted by: trev006 at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (+1jj2)

106 This reads a lot like wishful thinking but we'll see if the week-long assault on Sanders works or if voters simply don't give a crap any longer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

107 I would just flip it around and say how many people here would have voted for Hillary or sat the election out if like Ted Cruz had somehow nabbed the nomination even without getting the most delegates.

I know the number is not zero, but I remember a lot of people here advocating that very action.

I just think relying on Bernie bros getting mad and taking their ball home is a risky bet.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (ZLBiR)

108 87 Anthony Ferrill's wife had her picture taken with Elizabeth Warren back in November.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (3aI0K)

I always made sure to skip the rerun of MASH if I saw that fucker's name in the opening credits. Wayne Rogers episodes are WAY better.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (j3npP)

109 I'm secretly replacing my collapsible lawn chair with a tricked-out Barcalounger.

And none of that microwave popcorn, either - the real stuff, with no-kidding, genuine butter on it!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (X7cnY)

110 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters


I can just hear the dems now..."HE'S A DICTATOR!"

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)

111 Caro Connors?? Worth looking up?
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (90T4r)


If you like 60's / 70's broads with big boobs.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

112 104
I have my mail in ballot here in CO. Who do I vote for to cause the most chaos.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (0OmEj)
Klobuchar

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

113 @postandcourier

Poll (2/23-27):

Biden 28% Sanders 24% Steyer 16% Warren 12% Buttigieg 11%
Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (EsGqq)

If that's remotely true, all Sanders needs is Warren to drop out before Super Tuesday and he has this thing locked up. (Offer her the VP slot, Bernie!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)

114 86 We could have used a Nood motherfuckers.
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (dKm4U)

Cheer up, Timon! Hakuna Matata!

Posted by: Poomba at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

115 32
The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)


Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

Not sure what to make of this.

Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (AMIL/)

116 83 I prefer golden age Carol Connors myself...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)

She had BIGUNS.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)


I remember her from the Gong Show and what a revelation when I saw her get schtupped by John C. Holmes.

One of cinemas great moments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (zBaqJ)

117 Buttigieg less than 1 in 100?


Why are Democrats such homophobes?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

118 113
@postandcourier



Poll (2/23-27):



Biden 28% Sanders 24% Steyer 16% Warren 12% Buttigieg 11%

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (EsGqq)



If that's remotely true, all Sanders needs is Warren to drop out
before Super Tuesday and he has this thing locked up. (Offer her the VP
slot, Bernie!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)
She won't do it. At least not before Klobuchar.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (N39Ws)

119 Funny thing about stocks. If you don't sell when they are down, you have not lost money. They are different from folding stuff.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (90T4r)

120 What kinda gear??

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (ke5UQ)

121 I actually do NOT want a Democratic convention that has Bernie with a plurality but not majority. Sure, the popcorn level will be amazing THIS election cycle, but if he's still healthy enough to run in 2024 he'll get the nomination outright after a stunt like that by the DNC, after the meltdown that will trigger in the leftist ranks. And after eight years with one party in the White House the electorate can be super unpredictable. He might actually win then, and that's too horrible to risk.

Posted by: Locarno at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (yU0zw)

122 If that's remotely true, all Sanders needs is Warren to drop out before Super Tuesday and he has this thing locked up. (Offer her the VP slot, Bernie!).

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (zqs/f)

Yep

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (EsGqq)

123 >>Buttigieg

...bringing up the rear...

with less than 1 in 100?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (T7UIP)

124 Not sure what to make of this.
Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 04:45 PM (AMIL/)


He knows he and his party are fucked come November.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)

126 The US intel community has said that Russia wants to help Bernie. Bernie has admitted that he was briefed about this.

That's why Bernie had a rant against Putin saying once Bernie was elected, Mr Putin wouldn't be interferin' in no more elections, I tell yew hwat!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (9t0Zz)

127 Buttigieg

...bringing up the rear...

with less than 1 in 100?
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (T7UIP)


Don't tease me.

Posted by: Mayor Rimjob at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

128 I'm a bad man. I take joy at the fact antifa is showing up outside the doors of DNC officials now.

I will gladly stand by while they are terrorized.

They sowed the whirlwind, they can now reap it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (RIAR/)

129 110 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I thought HHS said the first line caregivers already have enough supplies? If its for the general population, then that's being ridiculous. Maybe people in old folks homes should get supplied, but 330 million Americans don't need "gear".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zqs/f)

130 Ace, there's a coronavirus mask ad on your front page.

I miss Latinfeels. And Sonobi.


Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:41 PM

---

what about us?

Posted by: Lace Wigs at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (JUOKG)

131 >>Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

>>Not sure what to make of this.

Nancy has also been much more conciliatory today. I think after Trump's news conference last night they decided it was best to pretend they were being bi-partisan about this issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)

132 125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?
Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)


Probably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)

133 Just when you thought they had sunk to maximum insanity, they start digging.

Posted by: Erebus at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (fk9y/)

134 I saw that in Japan the government is closing all the schools for months. The elementary school age me = a dream comes true.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (gmo/4)

135 BROKERED CONVENTION!!!

MILWAUKEE MELTDOWN!!!

HILLARY 2020!!!

LET. IT. BURN!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (wtvvX)

136 Illinois primary is March 17, I think.
Who to vote for, who to vote for??

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (x6XkS)

137 I LOVE YOU PEOPLE.

the rest of the world is hair on fire, we're all gonna die, the economy is going to hell.....



And you have me laughing out loud.

thanks

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)

138 117
Buttigieg less than 1 in 100?


Why are Democrats such homophobes?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)
The leaks to come out of the WH will be more sensational than what one WH occupant did with a cigar.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (N39Ws)

139 I think that yesterday Nancy Pelosi looked scary and defeated, but today she looks a bit better. I think the difference in her appearance is today she did not look as if all hope is lost. So evidently she thinks that

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (lonOK)

140 Funny thing about stocks. If you don't sell when they are down, you have not lost money. They are different from folding stuff.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:46 PM (90T4r

Correct.

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (EsGqq)

141 "Fat, almost sober, and ready"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (LWu6U)

142 Swinging by the local Regal theater lobby to pickup a bucket of popcorn.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (vK0xZ)

143 129 110 @Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I thought HHS said the first line caregivers already have enough supplies? If its for the general population, then that's being ridiculous. Maybe people in old folks homes should get supplied, but 330 million Americans don't need "gear".
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zqs/f)


Why not use the virus to call a halt to all immigration and seal all borders?

Watch the heads do the Norman-Coordinate thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (zBaqJ)

144 if polls are close to accurate, it looks as though Joe Bribe'm could win South Carolina, but then lose Super Tuesday, 3 days later. Chaos Rules!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)

145 I saw that in Japan the government is closing all the schools for months. The elementary school age me = a dream comes true.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (gmo/4)

Only problem is you'd probably be stuck in your house anyway...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (wtvvX)

146 Breaking911

JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I thought HHS said the first line caregivers already have enough supplies? If its for the general population, then that's being ridiculous. Maybe people in old folks homes should get supplied, but 330 million Americans don't need "gear".
Posted by: Serious Cat



Tempting. What can I do to monetize this fear?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (G0G8s)

147 132
125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC
convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and
Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)





Probably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)
This is the Horde. We don't need no Rooftop Koreans.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (N39Ws)

148 robably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)

As long as we don't have to fly in I'd trust the horde to be properly equipped. It may take some pre-work diving for all of those missing pieces from the tragic canoe accidents...

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (dKm4U)

149 All of this talk about a brokered convention is a bit premature. We need to wait until Super Tuesday is over and then count our chickens that have successfully crossed the road.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (JUOKG)

150 If I were Trump, I would use this as an opportunity to seal America up and dare Democrats and Hawaiian judges to stop me.

Push the envelope and get them to call you a racist.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (sjTfF)

151 So the Kate Upton thing in the sidebar...

I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (Z7lwY)

152 "which she insinuated was rigged against Sanders."

Democrats want to continually pretend no one actually read the stolen DNC emails, since they managed to shift the focus to muh Russians.

Problem is, the Bernie Bros actually read 'em.

Posted by: Haley's Buttery Biscuit at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (1llau)

153 142 Swinging by the local Regal theater lobby to pickup a bucket of popcorn.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (vK0xZ)

Let's all go the lobby
Let's all go the lobby
Let's all go the lobby
Then watch riots in the streets!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

154 Buy the dip!

Posted by: Joe Biden, the Dip at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (W4M6f)

155 Hear me know and believe me later

Bernie gets a majority of delegates on Super.Tuesday. Because he'll get 80% of the CA. Last two CA polls support this. 15% rule and all

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (Eapb6)

156 When they steal this from Bernie we're going to get the full 1968 Chicago experience.

Nightsticks on hippie heads and Dan Rather punched on live TV.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (gd9RK)

157 I actually do NOT want a Democratic convention that has Bernie with a plurality but not majority. Sure, the popcorn level will be amazing THIS election cycle, but if he's still healthy enough to run in 2024 he'll get the nomination outright after a stunt like that by the DNC, after the meltdown that will trigger in the leftist ranks. And after eight years with one party in the White House the electorate can be super unpredictable. He might actually win then, and that's too horrible to risk.
Posted by: Locarno

In 2024 Sanders will be too old to run

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (B7KlG)

158 147 132
125 The Horde should rent out a rooftop restaurant near the DNC
convention in Milwaukee (if they have them) and order popcorn and
Valu-rite to watch the show. Who's with me?

Posted by: Timon at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (dKm4U)





Probably rent some Rooftop Koreans as well, just to be safe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)
This is the Horde. We don't need no Rooftop Koreans.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


for those of us who can't make the trip. how about yall just make sure the traffic cameras are pointed at the convention center

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (d7Ww2)

159 This is the Horde. We don't need no Rooftop Koreans.

We don't need them, but they'd be honored guests.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (9t0Zz)

160 129,
General issuance of masks and requirements to use them if you start coughing would be useful in preventing spread as coughs and sneezes are believed to be the primary means of spread. Proper hygiene by washing hands is another.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (EUDB2)

161 Buy My Clam Dip!

Posted by: Liz Warren, Speaking Native American Wisdom at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (W4M6f)

162 Funny thing about stocks. If you don't sell when they are down, you have not lost money.


Yes and no. Mostly no, but I have personally had shares go to .000003 before. In fact, I think I still technically own them, but the company is listed as in bankruptcy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (ODbpK)

163 Illinois primary is March 17, I think.

Who to vote for, who to vote for??

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (x6XkS)

That's High Holy Drinking Day.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (88+cf)

164 I'm a bad man. I take joy at the fact antifa is showing up outside the doors of DNC officials now.

I will gladly stand by while they are terrorized.

They sowed the whirlwind, they can now reap it.
Posted by: blake -



And I *still* don't understand why the Dems are letting a declared INDEPENDENT run in their primary. They obviously hate him and don't want him.

What right do the Bernie Bots have to demand anything?

Not that it hurts my feels or anything.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (Qf83p)

165 I always forget what a hulk Charles Bronson was until I see him in the Magnificent Seven and he's like two Chuck Coburns. He's built like a boxer, all massive shoulders and narrow waist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

166 if polls are close to accurate, it looks as though Joe Bribe'm could win South Carolina, but then lose Super Tuesday, 3 days later. Chaos Rules!
Posted by: Tom Servo

___________

I suspect that will happen, but he will get a bounce from winning SC and the media BADLY wants Biden instead of Bernie. So it will be magnified as the "comeback" kid.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (sjTfF)

167 You know who has experience dealing with contested conventions?

Paul Manafort.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (KnN51)

168 And Bloomie will be your man

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (ZCEU2)

169 In 2024 Sanders will be too old to run
Posted by: Jean

he'll have had another heart attack by then and be dead

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (d7Ww2)

170
We need some AOSHQ branded plague doctor masks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (zBaqJ)

171 "How do we engineer this outcome?"

That's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (6eEQ+)

172 Uh oh. I just sneezed. It's easier Diabeetus or Corona.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

173 "Well nourished, almost sober, and I greased the wheels on my walker"

Posted by: Hillary 2020 at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (LWu6U)

174 I think Biden is going to disappoint a lot of people in South Carolina. He might be in the top 3 though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

175 So the Kate Upton thing in the sidebar...

I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...


Here, I've made it easy for you.
https://youtu.be/Olj0k_RBYHE?t=49

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)

176 Bernie won't pick Lizzie for VP.
It will be... John Bachtell.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

177 161
Buy My Clam Dip!



Posted by: Liz Warren, Speaking Native American Wisdom at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (W4M6f)

Oh hell no.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)

178 ...Sanjaya!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (Ndje9)

179 173 "Well nourished, almost sober, and I greased the wheels on my walker"
Posted by: Hillary 2020 at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (LWu6U)


What about that General Urko-looking stooge with the epi pen?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

180 http://bit.ly/2wgGcCb
***********
CoronaBeervirus

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (BqBId)

181 wouldn't it be ironic if people don;t turn out to vote because of the virus oruse it as an excuse to not turn out to vote for this ridiculous slate of nominees. It just seems like trying to choose between the communist or the brain dead is not much of a choice.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (QzF6i)

182 I keep asking how is Bernie's platform different from the other Dems other than balcony Muppet.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

183 131 >>Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

>>Not sure what to make of this.

Nancy has also been much more conciliatory today. I think after Trump's news conference last night they decided it was best to pretend they were being bi-partisan about this issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)


Which do you think sounds better:

(1) We hope the president is successful in handling this disease; or
(2) We hope he fails and this disease goes through the population slaughtering many of the people hearing us right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (hLRSq)

184 >>I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...


And licked the bottom of their monitors clean?


Not a one.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (T7UIP)

185 170


We need some AOSHQ branded plague doctor masks.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (zBaqJ)

Vaginally-knitted by free range vaginas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (1CjJc)

186 I've had a few stocks get delisted. No idea what happened to them.

Posted by: Pete Bootycall at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (xfb67)

187 I suspect that will happen, but he will get a bounce from winning SC and the media BADLY wants Biden instead of Bernie. So it will be magnified as the "comeback" kid.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (sjTfF)


I am the Comeback Kid! That's what they called me when I pleasured that Gennifer Flowers, and then won New Hampshire! I was a fine president then, and I'll make a damn fine one now! Either that, or an astronaut. Or maybe a double naught spy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (FJYfm)

188 The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)


Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

Not sure what to make of this.
Posted by: Gref

Gavin had puts

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (B7KlG)

189 182 I keep asking how is Bernie's platform different from the other Dems other than balcony Muppet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (mf5HN)

In Brooklyn accent:

"I will legalize pot and let the schvartzes sell it. They're good at that!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:54 PM (zBaqJ)

190 JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I can just hear the dems now..."HE'S A DICTATOR!"
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (cF8AT)

He should go a step further - order way more than we need right now, exclusively from American manufacturers, while there's a crisis to justify the spending, and stuff FEMA's warehouses to the gills. Then if there is a major outbreak, either now or any time before its obsolete, we're covered.

Boost domestic manufacturing and readiness at the same time, and if anyone screeches about him not doing enough, show pictures from the warehouse and go "look at all this equipment we bought!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (J+mig)

191 Need to read some fun plague books. Masque of the Red Death, the Decameron, A Journal of the Plague Year, Love in the Time of Cholera. What am I missing?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (90T4r)

192 182 I keep asking how is Bernie's platform different from the other Dems other than balcony Muppet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


someone should photoshop bernie and biden to Statler and Waldorf.

holy shit, the jokes write themselves

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

193 Dozens of interviews with Democratic establishment leaders this week show that they are not just worried about Mr. Sanders's candidacy, but are also willing to risk intraparty damage to stop his nomination at the national convention in July if they get the chance.
+++++++++++
Attention Dem Party Warriors: If you need music selection for your battle prep, you can see the previous thread.

I wonder if the Dem Party War can be a war of no survivors...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (I2dne)

194 175
So the Kate Upton thing in the sidebar...



I assume everyone else went back and rewatched the 49-51 second mark...



Here, I've made it easy for you.

https://youtu.be/Olj0k_RBYHE?t=49

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)
You sir are a great American.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (N39Ws)

195 We need some AOSHQ branded plague doctor masks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Just, ah, don't make any of them look like woodpeckers.

There might be, uh, an unfortunate incident near nurse ratched.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (OUMaO)

196 Whoa -- accoridng to the chart, only THREE outcomes are possible:

Bernie wins (33% chance)
Biden wins (16% chance)
Nobody wins (50% chance)

All other nominees COMBINES have less than 1% chance of winning. Wow, I had no idea it was that serious. And that includes Bloomberg.

So, to engineer a brokered convention, simply support anyone OTHER than Bernie or Biden. Especially not Bernie.

Simple.

Of course, a lot of people think that the cleverest "Operation Chaos" is to SUPPORT Bernie. But that's actually the least chaotic thing to do.

Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (N9G0H)

197 Stupid Sock!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (xfb67)

198 Which do you think sounds better:

(1) We hope the president is successful in handling this disease; or
(2) We hope he fails and this disease goes through the population slaughtering many of the people hearing us right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (hLRSq)
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The first option.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (zqs/f)

199 >>"I will legalize pot and let the schvartzes sell it. They're good at that!!!"


My Grandfathers have to be rolling up there.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (T7UIP)

200
JUST IN: Trump administration mulls using sweeping powers to ramp up production of gear to protect against coronavirus - Reuters

I thought HHS said the first line caregivers already have enough supplies? If its for the general population, then that's being ridiculous. Maybe people in old folks homes should get supplied, but 330 million Americans don't need "gear".
Posted by: Serious Cat

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I think the Democrats are miscalculating bigly if they think they are going to destroy Trump by scaremongering over coronavirus.

Think about it. People have been seeing a very PROACTIVE Trump for three years now and if the shit DOES hit the fan, do you really thnk people are going to put DEMOCRATS in charge?

Posted by: Martin Scorcese at February 27, 2020 04:56 PM (CqE5x)

201 165 I always forget what a hulk Charles Bronson was until I see him in the Magnificent Seven and he's like two Chuck Coburns. He's built like a boxer, all massive shoulders and narrow waist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

He was a coal miner before he got into acting. You can definitely tell in his earlier films.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 04:56 PM (j3npP)

202 Sanders fried
Buti battered
Warren womped
Biden bludgeoned
Steyer stunted

Posted by: Erebus at February 27, 2020 04:56 PM (fk9y/)

203 I keep asking how is Bernie's platform different from the other Dems other than balcony Muppet.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 27, 2020 04:53 PM (mf5HN)
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He and Warren have identical platforms. There are superficial differences between him and Boot-edge-edge and Biden. Bloomberg is different in that he is just a big-government/big-power goon, but doesn't want to be so disruptive that he or his buddies end up in gulags.

As for the rest of the clown show, I don't know enough about their platforms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 04:56 PM (I2dne)

204 Off Martin Scorcese sock

Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2020 04:56 PM (CqE5x)

205 Yes and no. Mostly no, but I have personally had shares go to .000003 before. In fact, I think I still technically own them, but the company is listed as in bankruptcy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (ODbpK)

Wanna see my Enron stock certificates?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (vK0xZ)

206 Dang, that bra was a real trooper. Held on till the end.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (xfb67)

207 I think tonto and the butt guy are at the point where they are rooting for injuries.

They figure if bernie and brain-dead get taken out by events (a couple molecules of cholesterol is all it would take) then they can swoop in.

big gulp is thinking he could buy the whole fucking convention, he just needs to figure out how to make it look legal.

Posted by: Hillary 2020 at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (LWu6U)

208 199 >>"I will legalize pot and let the schvartzes sell it. They're good at that!!!"


My Grandfathers have to be rolling up there.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 04:55 PM (T7UIP)


The Godfather scene in the boardroom with the heads of the families, when Louis Gus as Carmine Cuneo stated:

"I would keep the trade with the dark people, the coloreds. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls."

That is what I thought of when I heard Bernie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

209 Pulling for Not Sure to come out ahead of the polls to once again fulfill Idiocracy Prophecy.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (oesln)

210 166 Blago,
One, early voting means that a lot of folks have already voted, Two, Corona virus coverage is going to mute any positive effect from SC because people won't hear it. Three, only three days is not sufficient time to get the media to put out the Biden victory narrative. Takes about a week of coverage and ads making it up in Super Tuesday states. Those ads have already been booked by Mayor Mikey.

Biden is not McCain and his campaign simply doesn't inspire anyone.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (EUDB2)

211 I am sure the MSM and the "Experts" think a brokered convention will ver back to the center and pick what they call a moderate?

But here is the thing, MOST of those delegates are and will radical left 60-75%. They will not tolerate a what passes as a moderate ( which in that party is still historically left no matter who it is ).

Should be a laugh riot for us

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (buHYH)

212 Here, I've made it easy for you.

https://youtu.be/Olj0k_RBYHE?t=49

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)
You sir are a great American.


Oh, the motion of the ocean...

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (8erNz)

213 sock off

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (LWu6U)

214 We need some AOSHQ branded plague doctor masks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:51 PM (zBaqJ)
.......

With matching eye patch.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

215 I've been saying since day 1 that open states need to support biden to keep him in as long as possible.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (F8rys)

216 When the democrat party is exposed before the convention no one will want the nomination much less claim it.

Posted by: Jerry's Nadler at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (u+hAv)

217 Yes and no. Mostly no, but I have personally had shares go to .000003 before. In fact, I think I still technically own them, but the company is listed as in bankruptcy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (ODbpK)

Wanna see my Enron stock certificates?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain


Wanna see my Braniff stock?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (G0G8s)

218 We just wiped out all the Dow gains since June. There are bigger problems at the moment. While the market is resilient and unpredictable, Democrats are already weaponizing the economic arguments.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (VpIIl)

219 This is the Horde. We don't need no Rooftop Koreans.

We don't need them, but they'd be honored guests.
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I wouldn't be surprised to find a few Rooftop Koreans are actually of The Horde.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (c87bD)

220 I would just flip it around and say how many people here would have voted for Hillary or sat the election out if like Ted Cruz had somehow nabbed the nomination even without getting the most delegates. 

I know the number is not zero, but I remember a lot of people here advocating that very action. 

I just think relying on Bernie bros getting mad and taking their ball home is a risky bet.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (ZLBiR)

I think it would have been possible. A lot of people got mad at Ted. His silence in the lnationalist Republicans. And that's not even getting into what would have been typically Republican performances in the blue wall. Maybe not huge- but decisive, certainly.

In the same vein, Bernie is clearly the authentic socialist choice. Mess with him at your peril. An AOC type could have beaten him. But she correctly chose to build a machine for him instead. Time will tell if it can survive, but if Trump doesn't destroy the Democratic party? I think it will.

Posted by: trev006 at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (Xchqw)

221 104 I have my mail in ballot here in CO. Who do I vote for to cause the most chaos.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 27, 2020 04:44 PM (0OmEj)
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I'm voting for Bernie.
I'd like him to get the nomination because I think he's the weakest candidate and would hurt the down-ticket Dems.

And if he has a lot of primary votes but is cheated at the convention, at least that will tick off some Dems. Some.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (M/9m0)

222 I owned Worldcom and Eastern Airlines. Sigh......

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (QzF6i)

223 Wanna see my Enron stock certificates?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (vK0xZ)
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If you still have them, have them framed and put them on E-Bay. Last time I checked, Enron certificates were fetching some dough as a collectible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (I2dne)

224 This Kate Upton person. Did she have a wardrobe malfunction?

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (90T4r)

225
212 Here, I've made it easy for you.

https://youtu.be/Olj0k_RBYHE?t=49

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)
You sir are a great American.

Oh, the motion of the ocean...

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (8erNz)


They look lace with see through...

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (Z7lwY)

226 218 We just wiped out all the Dow gains since June. There are bigger problems at the moment. While the market is resilient and unpredictable, Democrats are already weaponizing the economic arguments.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (VpIIl)


I don't think it's going to help them, not with Trump going on the offensive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

227 144 if polls are close to accurate, it looks as though Joe Bribe'm could win South Carolina, but then lose Super Tuesday, 3 days later. Chaos Rules!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 04:48 PM (Kpl3J)

Joe hasn't been in the super Tuesday states from what I've read, and really has no ground game.


He's counting on good vibes from MSM on Saturday's SC win to gin up support for Tuesday turnout. Problem is, Bernie Bros are ready to vote. If you're voting for Biden and you need to swing by the store on your way home, you ain't foregoing the store to go vote.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (Ozpxd)

228 He was a coal miner before he got into acting. You can definitely tell in his earlier films.


In Chato's Land Bronson plays a half breed Injun who gets crosswise with the local sheriff and so he goes native and wears just a loincloth for the rest of the movie.

I don't care how straight you think you are, nearly naked Charles Bronson in his prime is a thing you can't take your eyes off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (gd9RK)

229 "Yes and no. Mostly no, but I have personally had shares go to .000003 before. In fact, I think I still technically own them, but the company is listed as in bankruptcy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 04:50 PM (ODbpK)

Wanna see my Enron stock certificates?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain


Wanna see my Braniff stock?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (G0G8s)"

I'll trade you for a ton of Cloud Peak Energy un-stock.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

230 @TimJHanrahan

NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

WSJ:

https://tinyurl.com/w4gdwgt

It's pay walled though...

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (cF8AT)

231 So the Antifa Chickens are about to roost on the establishment Democrats.

Milwaukee going up in flames can only make Wisconsin more likely to vote for Trump.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2020 05:00 PM (cfkTP)

232 >>This Kate Upton person. Did she have a wardrobe malfunction?


Nope. Her panties were sufficient to the task.


Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 05:00 PM (T7UIP)

233 538 and polls?
In 2016 I just accepted the fact that memaw was going to win because of what 538 and the polls said.

I'm still mad about it as I messed a great election party here.

Posted by: kahall at February 27, 2020 05:00 PM (fq7/e)

234

1. Sanders loses and we have four more years POTUS
2. Sanders wins and the national divorce finally comes to fruition

Verdict... Vote Sanders in the primaries

Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 05:00 PM (2aUCJ)

235 >>They look lace with see through...

You should probably watch it another 2 or 50 times to be sure.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (ZLI7S)

236 Crash and Bern. I say again Crash and Bern.

I don't care how the clown car wrecks--so long as it's wrecked.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (NvbIF)

237 218 We just wiped out all the Dow gains since June. There are bigger problems at the moment. While the market is resilient and unpredictable, Democrats are already weaponizing the economic arguments.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (VpIIl)

I get that, but I don't see how they can logically connect things to Trump.


I reread my sentence, and the the problematic word.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (90T4r)

238 The shitstorm that will ensue on a Bernie shafting will make Chicago 1968 look like a drawing room scene from Downton Abbey.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (yX3gx)

239 "I don't think it's going to help them, not with Trump going on the offensive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)"

I hope your right.The story is good over three-to-four years. But having lived through some previous market downturns, right now this doesn't look good. Mostly because it's irrational and based on people's divination- some of whom are up to no good..

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

240 @TimJHanrahan

NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

WSJ:

https://tinyurl.com/w4gdwgt

It's pay walled though...
Posted by: Tami



Why...it's almost as if they're TRYING to spread the virus.

But that can't be true.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (Qf83p)

241 115 32
The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)

...

Market manipulators using disinformation sometimes go to jail.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (yL25O)

242 I've had a few stocks get delisted. No idea what happened to them.

Yeah that's the exception to the "you only lose money if you sell" theory: the company might just go belly up like Blue Apron.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (KZzsI)

243 >>NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes


They work for the Government. Of course they are going to make things worse.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (T7UIP)

244 Why...it's almost as if they're TRYING to spread the virus.

But that can't be true.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 05:01 PM (Qf83p)
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I don't think they're trying to spread it. I do think they're incompetent and don't care if they spread it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:02 PM (I2dne)

245 That's why I hold funds and not individual stocks.

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:02 PM (EsGqq)

246 >>NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

This is why viruses spread. People do dumb shit no matter how much planning is done.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

247 A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

Deep State has suicide bio-terrorists?

Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 05:02 PM (jLxx3)

248 "I get that, but I don't see how they can logically connect things to Trump."

Trump has taken credit for the market again, and again. The dishonest Democrat commercials write themselves.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 05:02 PM (VpIIl)

249 Lots of funds have become worthless too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (xfb67)

250 Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 05:00 PM (2a


Spot on.

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (EsGqq)

251 I don't care how straight you think you are, nearly naked Charles Bronson in his prime is a thing you can't take your eyes off.

Yeah he was a specimen. Its like that shot of Burt Reynolds from Deliverence where you really get to see his guns. The guy was seriously ripped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

252 Uh oh. I just sneezed. It's easier Diabeetus or Corona.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Easy Diabeetus? Is that when you don't even have to try?

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

253 What were Reagan's scariest words in the English language again?

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (1A5vf)

254 " I've had a few stocks get delisted. No idea what happened to them."

They end up as credits on your tax returns. Oh, and unless you "sold" them you are still the owner of record.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

255 Wanna see my Enron stock certificates?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 04:57 PM (vK0xZ)
+++++++++++
If you still have them, have them framed and put them on E-Bay. Last time I checked, Enron certificates were fetching some dough as a collectible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (I2dne)

That's a nice idea but the tear stains have really reduced their value.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 27, 2020 05:04 PM (vK0xZ)

256 251 I don't care how straight you think you are, nearly naked Charles Bronson in his prime is a thing you can't take your eyes off.

Yeah he was a specimen. Its like that shot of Burt Reynolds from Deliverence where you really get to see his guns. The guy was seriously ripped.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

Not really into gladiator movies, Tommy.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:04 PM (90T4r)

257 Breaking. The dems and the MFM minions are suddenly interested in the markets now. Talk about bio warfare. Fucking pricks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:04 PM (lBeMA)

258 253 What were Reagan's scariest words in the English language again?

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (1A5vf)

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:04 PM (cF8AT)

259 Not really into gladiator movies, Tommy.

I see scraps is a boy dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

260 Is Ace ever going to announce when and where his FiveThirtyEight 50% Chance of a Brokered Convention thread is going to be? No? Of course fucking not. What else would you expect?

Next time tell people where the posts are so we can actually comment on them.

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)

261 I take it the best thing about a possible brokered convention is that even clear loser candidates will stay in the race no matter what just to hold on to their chance for a golden willy wonka ticket.

So the crazy train will visit all 50 states.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (yL25O)

262 You should probably watch it another 2 or 50 times to be sure.

Some YouTube keyboard controls:

Press the letter 'k' to pause. Once paused, press ',' to go one frame back and '.' to go one frame forward.

No reason. Just saying.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (9t0Zz)

263 Trump has taken credit for the market again, and again. The dishonest Democrat commercials write themselves.


Who knows but it seems too early. They needed to crash the markets in late summer. I expect equities to be back up by next fall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (ODbpK)

264 131 >>Eric Sawllowswell was on MSNBC a sort time ago, and sounded very sane and reasonable, and was not in total blame-Trump mode. He said he and his colleagues are rooting for the President's success in handling the COVID-19 threat. This despite Nicolle Wallace asking him questions designed to get Eric to go into an anti-Trump screed.

>>Not sure what to make of this.

Nancy has also been much more conciliatory today. I think after Trump's news conference last night they decided it was best to pretend they were being bi-partisan about this issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Probably because it's not a hoax but a legit rally round the flag situation.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (oesln)

265 >>Trump has taken credit for the market again, and again. The dishonest Democrat commercials write themselves.

It would probably be a bit more impactful if the leading candidate for the Democrat nomination wasn't a communist who is threatening to destroy our entire economy starting with outlawing the use of fossil fuels.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (ZLI7S)

266 Ace posting his guilty pleasures has let some freak flags start flying in here.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (Qf83p)

267 248 "I get that, but I don't see how they can logically connect things to Trump."

Trump has taken credit for the market again, and again. The dishonest Democrat commercials write themselves.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 27, 2020 05:02 PM (VpIIl)

Ah.The perils of braggadocio. Double edged sword, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (90T4r)

268 Next time tell people where the posts are so we can actually comment on them.


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Uh, needing a Snickers?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (Y4EXg)

269 Alternate headline: Better than 50% chance now that Milwaukee burns.

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (fP7L7)

270 Some YouTube keyboard controls:

Press the letter 'k' to pause. Once paused, press ',' to go one frame back and '.' to go one frame forward.

No reason. Just saying.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (9t0Zz)


You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: Mayor Rimjob at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Watched Conan the Barbarian last night on Amazon and mediocre but Jason Mamoa was really nice to look at and didn't wear a shirt the entire movie.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (QzF6i)

272 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

273 FiveThirtyEight.com: The Most Likely Result of the Democrat Party -- Now a 50% Likelihood -- is "No Winner/Brokered Convention"

As was prophesied.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Ass Leader at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (FXaFS)

274 NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes 


....


Let me guess, we can't know who he is and can't question him.


Zomg

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (EsGqq)

275 I like Kate, but the original Britany one, MMMM I watched both because I am dedicated to science and comparative observations.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (lBeMA)

276 will be there much soul searching to see where it all went wrong?

outreach sessions asking their political enemies how they can get better?

meetings to discuss inclusion?

that was the routine for the GOP after losing two elections to fraud

Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (XTiHL)

277 Bernie can bow out for the right price, he has the health card to play if he needs to.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (l3+k2)

278 If you were a cerveceria modelo or whatever executive, would you be ordering up a million N95 masks with Corona logos on them?

Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (8erNz)

279 No reason. Just saying.

You are now my friend. Would you like a Lorna Doone? Or a shot of Bourbon. You should ask for the shot because I don't have a Lorna Doone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (gd9RK)

280 Watched Conan the Barbarian last night on Amazon and mediocre but Jason Mamoa was really nice to look at and didn't wear a shirt the entire movie.

The first scene in that movie was great, hit exactly the right notes. Conan isn't just tough and strong, he's clever and wins because of that. Then the rest of the film was a huge letdown.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (KZzsI)

281 When they steal this from Bernie we're going to get the full 1968 Chicago experience.

Nightsticks on hippie heads and Dan Rather punched on live TV.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 04:49 PM (gd9RK)


My guess? After the intimidation of officials at their homes Bernie will be told if he doesn't get the kids to sit down they will throw him out for terrorist activity on the street. "this is not a coup"

They won't and they will tell him his votes mean nothing

That is when it explodes.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (6rS3m)

282 Shenanigans and malarkey.

Posted by: Brew Ha Ha at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (aKsyK)

283 I saw Easy Diabeetus open for Slow Roosevelt at Trees in '93.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

284 275 I like Kate, but the original Britany one, MMMM I watched both because I am dedicated to science and comparative observations.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (lBeMA)



There's a lot more physics happening in the Upton one. Bouncy, Jiggly Physics.

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (Z7lwY)

285 Is Ace ever going to announce when and where his FiveThirtyEight 50% Chance of a Brokered Convention thread is going to be? No? Of course fucking not. What else would you expect?

Next time tell people where the posts are so we can actually comment on them.

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)



Curious. It seems like grammatical English but I don't understand it at all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (ODbpK)

286 "Market manipulators using disinformation sometimes go to jail."

If they are Republicans.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (w7KSn)

287 Uh, needing a Snickers?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 05:06 PM (Y4EXg)

He's socking the reporter that didn't know where/when Trump's presser was going to be yesterday. ace did a thread on it.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (cF8AT)

288 If you were a cerveceria modelo or whatever executive, would you be ordering up a million N95 masks with Corona logos on them?
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (8erNz)
+++++++++++++
I would be doing so if I were a Corona executive. Might as well lean into it and get tons of ironic free advertising.

If this were the Arbyvirus, you can be sure they'd be doing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (I2dne)

289 I like Kate, but the original Britany one, MMMM I watched both because I am dedicated to science and comparative observations.

You can have little Britney, I'll take fully grown up Kate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

290 In Chato's Land Bronson plays a half breed Injun who gets crosswise with
the local sheriff and so he goes native and wears just a loincloth for
the rest of the movie.

This movie inspired me to also wear a loincloth to my Harvard interview.

Posted by: ELIZABETH WARREN at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (lMn1U)

291 I wouldn't be surprised to find a few Rooftop Koreans are actually of The Horde.
_______________

They're old enough.

Also, the Rodney King riots were in 1992, so most of the Rooftop Koreans are probably not as good shots now as they were nearly 30 years ago. And their kids have probably been brain washed in U.S. public schools to think guns and private property are evil, so they probably wouldn't take up arms to defend themselves and their stuff the way their parents did.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (k4dH2)

292 I know the media is hoping for a brokered convention. To be honest, so am I. I'd love a civil non star wars war break out and watch them destroy each other. Milwaukee might want to order some extra fire fighting equipment.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (lBeMA)

293 My odds of winning are higher than my Native American heritage, so there is that.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (MSiSP)

294 Ah - got it - Tami.

I'm slow.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (Y4EXg)

295
Nightsticks on hippie heads and Dan Rather punched on live TV.

These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: JULIE ANDREWS! at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (aKsyK)

296 NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

This is why viruses spread. People do dumb shit no matter how much planning is done.
Posted by: JackStraw


That's not doing dumb shit. That's doing intentional shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (G0G8s)

297 Charles Bronson grew up digging coal. Helluva workout

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (Eapb6)

298 All Bernie had to do was not go full retard and he did with the Castro comments.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (HEarP)

299 Curious. It seems like grammatical English but I don't understand it at all.

were you here yesterday? it would all make sense

Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (XTiHL)

300 >>> Anthony Ferrill's wife had her picture taken with Elizabeth Warren back in November.

Posted by: SMOD at February 27, 2020 04:42 PM (3aI0K)

I always made sure to skip the rerun of MASH if I saw that fucker's name in the opening credits. Wayne Rogers episodes are WAY better.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

Okay, are we talking about the gunman at Molsen-Coors in Milwaukee? Or Mike Farrell of the MASH tv series?

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (8sBQ9)

301 I wouldn't trust the swamp or Democrats to end the Coronozombie virus, they would rather spread it around and cause a epidemic.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)

302 Fuck.

I missed the music thread.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (fp3O8)

303 Shenanigans and malarkey.
Posted by: Brew Ha Ha at February 27, 2020 05:07 PM (aKsyK)
.........

NO malarkey, man! C'mon, I'll beat you like a drum!

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

304 296 NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

This is why viruses spread. People do dumb shit no matter how much planning is done.
Posted by: JackStraw


That's not doing dumb shit. That's doing intentional shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (G0G8s)

Well, California IS a hostile foreign power on our Western border.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (90T4r)

305 Probably a bad idea to blame Trump for a pandemic that started in China where people's parents and grandparents are in the cross hairs to be hurt the worst by this. Hell, they want open borders still.

There is literally no way for this to harm Trump unless he fucks it up. And that would take a lot.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (oesln)

306 All Bernie had to do was not go full retard and he did with the Castro comments.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (HEarP)



Commies got to commie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (mpeBU)

307 285 Is Ace ever going to announce when and where his FiveThirtyEight 50% Chance of a Brokered Convention thread is going to be? No? Of course fucking not. What else would you expect?

Next time tell people where the posts are so we can actually comment on them.

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 27, 2020 05:05 PM (uEbPt)


Curious. It seems like grammatical English but I don't understand it at all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (ODbpK)

It's a reference to a journalist tweet that if anything, is even dumber.

Posted by: Someguy at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (qexAi)

308 But meanwhile, the Bernie Bros -- who surely include a lot of antifa members -- are harassing Democrat officials so much that they keep getting the cops called on them.

This is the best primary season EVER.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Ass Leader at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (FXaFS)

309 299 Curious. It seems like grammatical English but I don't understand it at all.

were you here yesterday? it would all make sense

Posted by: DanMan at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (XTiHL)



To be fair you are both correct.

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (Z7lwY)

310 When do the meat wagons blaring 'bring out your dead' start going through the ghettos?

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 05:10 PM (Y274z)

311 You are now my friend.

Thanks, man. I like you Morons too.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:11 PM (9t0Zz)

312 All Bernie had to do was not go full retard and he did with the Castro comments.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (HEarP)
+++++++++++++++
It won't hurt him one iota outside of Florida.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:11 PM (I2dne)

313 0
Watched Conan the Barbarian last night on Amazon and mediocre but
Jason Mamoa was really nice to look at and didn't wear a shirt the
entire movie.



The first scene in that movie was great, hit exactly the right
notes. Conan isn't just tough and strong, he's clever and wins because
of that. Then the rest of the film was a huge letdown.
+++Yes, the kid was the best actor in the movie. The female lead was especially insipid.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:11 PM (QzF6i)

314 Stay safe Mister Plinkett.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 05:11 PM (XyRTI)

315 Ooh, my little Wuhan hon, my Wuhan hon
What did you give me this time? Corona?
Ooh, another bathroom run, thought I was done
Bowels are working overtime, Corona
Will I ever stop, puking up, I think I've gone blind
It all keeps coming up, and spraying outta my behind
Vy, Vy, Vy, aye-aye, ohhhh!
V-V-Virus Corona

Posted by: Erebus at February 27, 2020 05:11 PM (fk9y/)

316 >>It won't hurt him one iota outside of Florida.

That might be true but what is also true is he can't win without Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

317 The Cult - Soul Asylum.
https://youtu.be/Aw449tesZGM

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 05:12 PM (1CjJc)

318 253
What were Reagan's scariest words in the English language again?

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 05:03 PM (1A5vf)

__________


"I've chosen George H.W. Bush as my Vice Presidential running mate?"

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 05:12 PM (fP7L7)

319 The Left is grabbing hold of the virus and its subversive possibilities.

Watch them do their best to drive down the market. They are thrilled at the power of fear to do so. Fear is their favorite weapon.

I wouldn't be surprised to see some maniacs purposefully become infected and spread it.

Watch for more "whistleblowers" reporting Trump admin screw-ups.

This is a novel and uniquely potent tool for them to take down Trump. They'll be exploring and exploiting every angle.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:12 PM (H8QX8)

320 296 NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

This is why viruses spread. People do dumb shit no matter how much planning is done.
Posted by: JackStraw


That's not doing dumb shit. That's doing intentional shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:09 PM (G0G8s)

No, most Americans still believe the virus is either a hoax, nothingburger, or just the flu. It's being stubborn and ignorant and stupid.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 05:12 PM (oesln)

321 I expect the market to go up tomorrow. Buy low and all that.

There's going to be a lot of uncertainty because of the virus. That's a given. I'm not worrying about it now regardless.

If you want to see a total market collapse into Great Depression territory, watch what happens the day after Bernie Sanders wins the election.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (j3npP)

322 Watched Conan the Barbarian last night on Amazon and mediocre but Jason Mamoa was really nice to look at and didn't wear a shirt the entire movie.


That guy seems to be in a dozen projects at the same time. He was great in the series See, which I read was picked up for a second season.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (ODbpK)

323 Sanders looks like he could win, will start reading up on the White Russians. As in, what Not to do.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (90T4r)

324 292 I know the media is hoping for a brokered convention. To be honest, so am I. I'd love a civil non star wars war break out and watch them destroy each other. Milwaukee might want to order some extra fire fighting equipment.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:08 PM (lBeMA)


Scene at Milwaukee city hall, on reading these results: "Oh, shit. Whose idea was it to host the Democrat convention, anyway?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Ass Leader at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (FXaFS)

325 @TimJHanrahan

NEW: A whistleblower alleges that some federal employees were sent to work at coronavirus quarantine locations in California without adequate safety protocols and then flew back home on commercial airplanes

WSJ:

https://tinyurl.com/w4gdwgt

It's pay walled though...
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 04:59 PM (cF8AT)


It's all a setup. Whistleblower is already working with her congressman who fielded questions about this in the hearings with HHS Secretary. She did not interact with anyone who was known to have the disease. It's the Ukraine Call playbook all over again.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (zqs/f)

326 Due to the Spread of the Virus Apple stock prices have fallen, but Popcorn futures are looking at huge gains.

Once again you had me at "Brokered Convention."

Posted by: Picric at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (nonGu)

327 You are now my friend.
.........

OK, but no hugging.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (v0R5T)

328 These are a few of my favorite things


I'm literally trying to do that in my head right now.


Nightsticks on hippies, a new Mayor Daley
Antifa protesters get themselves jaily

I just need a things rhyme.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:14 PM (gd9RK)

329
Dear Lord - Please let there be a brokered convention. And please let the SDs select Mike Bloomberg. And then let there be such unrest that the MPD has to restore order with extreme prejudice. And urban assault vehicles.

This is all I ask - and for no normals to be hurt in this process.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:14 PM (fUqBx)

330 Super-delegates are interfering in our elections ... we need an investigation.

Maybe Bernie will quietly offer Pocahontas the VP spot if she drops out (or Klob) ... before Super Tuesday ... but probably she'd hang on till later.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2020 05:14 PM (Cus5s)

331 saying that having Bernie as the candidate would be fine--or words to that effect. Reporters need to relentlessly keep asking her about that

===
'Reporters', what are those? All we have today, outside of Project Veritas, are presstitutes.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 27, 2020 05:14 PM (d6mdH)

332 212 Here, I've made it easy for you.

https://youtu.be/Olj0k_RBYHE?t=49

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 04:52 PM (9t0Zz)
You sir are a great American.

Oh, the motion of the ocean...
Posted by: JEM at February 27, 2020 04:58 PM (8erNz)
---

I don't think Ricky Martin is play-acting. Even gay guys like teh boobehs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 05:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

333 It's all a setup. Whistleblower is already working with her congressman who fielded questions about this in the hearings with HHS Secretary. She did not interact with anyone who was known to have the disease. It's the Ukraine Call playbook all over again.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM (zqs/f)

Yup.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:14 PM (H8QX8)

334
>>It won't hurt him one iota outside of Florida.

That might be true but what is also true is he can't win without Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw


And I wonder if it'll really hurt him in Florida outside of the Miami Cuban ex-pats. And how many of them are left?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (aKsyK)

335 Bernie will choose Warren if he wants to seal his ass-whippin in the general by 30 million votes.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Brokered convention, from Front-Berner to Back-Berner.

Posted by: geoffb at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (zOpu5)

337 If the DNC wants Warren to hang in, they better start shoveling money her way. She's broke.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (ODbpK)

338 I honestly don't see how either option can be viewed as "better"

You either nominate a bonafide Socialist

or

You screw the largest voting block in your party over - AGAIN - and send some other weak tea candidate to get crushed by Trump. I mean they HAVE to know they aren't going to beat him, right ? No way do they actually think they're going to take the most popular candidate in their field and tell his supporters to get fucked and then think someone ELSE is going to win ?

And if you are willing to screw your party to avoid nominating the old Socialist, you know he isn't winning in November.

Pass the popcorn - the Democrat party is a dumpster fire of hot garbage!!!! LOLOLOLO

Great job, Obama!!! You really did your party a solid for 8 years, huh ?

Posted by: deadrody at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (V9901)

339 Bolshevik Bernie is 79 years old and has a heart condition. But Hillary is not in the race so I guess its at least even odds that Bernie survives through the primary season. I don't think Bloomberg has the gonads nor connections to actually find an arkancider to take care of bidness and slow Joe is corrupt enough but wouldn't be able to remember who was supposed to be taken care of.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (eASYU)

340 Scene at Milwaukee city hall, on reading these results: "Oh, shit. Whose idea was it to host the Democrat convention, anyway?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Ass Leader at February 27, 2020 05:13 PM

Heh, I'd love to be in that meeting. LOL. If this happens the Bernie Bros are going to lose their shit. Since the market is down today maybe I can buy low on popcorn futures.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (lBeMA)

341 Then, by some fluke, Bernie wins the general

======
You misspelled theft.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 27, 2020 05:16 PM (d6mdH)

342 All Bernie had to do was not go full retard and he did with the Castro comments.

If Bernie starts praising Stalin, we'll know Bloomberg's check cleared.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:16 PM (9t0Zz)

343 You are now my friend.

Thanks, man. I like you Morons too.
Posted by: bonhomme



Ooooh. Sgt. Hartmann's going to let us come over...

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:16 PM (G0G8s)

344 "Hello, we're Democrats. We want everything Bernie Sanders wants, we're just quieter about it."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 05:17 PM (l9m7l)

345 If the market drops because of pandemic fears, I assume purple lipped messiah will stop taking credit for the economy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 05:17 PM (ki2Id)

346 I just assume at this point that Bernie will choose Warren as his veep.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 27, 2020 05:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

347 316 >>It won't hurt him one iota outside of Florida.

That might be true but what is also true is he can't win without Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)
-----------------------------------
Which is one reason why I want him to be the nominee.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 05:17 PM (M/9m0)

348 Is it just me or does a thread seem to move slower when someone posts a Kate Upton vid and instructions on how to go frame by frame?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:17 PM (gd9RK)

349 If the market drops because of pandemic fears, I assume purple lipped messiah will stop taking credit for the economy.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 05:17 PM (ki2Id)

Until it goes back up again

Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2020 05:18 PM (CqE5x)

350 Is it just me or does a thread seem to move slower when someone posts a Kate Upton vid and instructions on how to go frame by frame?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:17 PM (gd9RK)


That and it's after 5 o'clock eastern.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

351 You screw the largest voting block in your party over - AGAIN - and send some other weak tea candidate to get crushed by Trump. I mean they HAVE to know they aren't going to beat him, right ? No way do they actually think they're going to take the most popular candidate in their field and tell his supporters to get fucked and then think someone ELSE is going to win ?

Posted by: deadrody at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (V9901)


It's about the down ballot effect. Get crushed by Trump? Sure. Lose the house and bigger margin in the Senate 9seat wise)? Strip him, have the party split - it's going to anyways - and keep the house.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 27, 2020 05:18 PM (Ozpxd)

352 Anybody else notice the "Number one, Number two" bullshit Joe always spouts when he's totally confused?

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

353 Meanwhile Andrew "Evil Eyes" Cuomo bides his time for 2024....

Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (SqopC)

354 Maybe Bernie will come out and say he likes Jar-Jar, and that will let his pinhead supporters see that he's nuts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

355 New


South Carolina

@EmersonPolling

/

@NXSTMediaGroup

Poll (2/26-27):

Biden 41% Sanders 25% Buttigieg 11% Steyer 11% Klobuchar 6% Warren 5% Gabbard 2%

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (EsGqq)

356 43 If the Dems pull shit to steal it from Bernie, and I have no doubt the DNC is meeting behind closed doors and doing all kinds of double-secret rule changes, the party will fracture permanently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)


I think the same thing. Now what they should have done is not allow him to run as a Democrat, which would have obviated this problem. He might have run as a third party candidate, but the Dems, while losing, would be no worse off than they will be if they pull shenanigans to hose him now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, Ass Leader at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (FXaFS)

357 I've chosen George H.W. Bush as my Vice Presidential running mate?

I think it was, "This Don Mulford guy has a point, we can't have people open carrying rifles IN PUBLIC!!"

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (9t0Zz)

358
@Politics_Polls

South Carolina @EmersonPolling/@NXSTMediaGroup Poll (2/26-27):

Biden 41%
Sanders 25%
Buttigieg 11%
Steyer 11%
Klobuchar 6%
Warren 5%
Gabbard 2%

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (cF8AT)

359 Anybody else notice the "Number one, Number two" bullshit Joe always spouts when he's totally confused?
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)


One, my word as a Biden.
Two, I've been to a caucus.
C, I find you a dog faced pony soldier.
L, my legs are hairy.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

360 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:20 PM (Zz0t1)

361 Tulsi up to 2%, still bringing up the rear.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 05:20 PM (l3+k2)

362 If there's a brokered convention .... wait for it...
ManBearPig Al Gore. He's only 71

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:20 PM (Eapb6)

363 Is it just me or does a thread seem to move slower when someone posts a Kate Upton vid and instructions on how to go frame by frame?

The horde is gonna wear that video out, be scratches on the film, torn sprocket holes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

364 Ooooh. Sgt. Hartmann's going to let us come over...

Do I come across as a Drill Sergeant?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (9t0Zz)

365 I'm literally trying to do that in my head right now.


Nightsticks on hippies, a new Mayor Daley
Antifa protesters get themselves jaily

I just need a things rhyme.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:14 PM (gd9RK)
---------

Envision the handcuffs and maybe some slings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (/669Q)

366 >>And I wonder if it'll really hurt him in Florida outside of the Miami Cuban ex-pats. And how many of them are left?

Quite a few. I worked out of Tampa for a number of years which had Ybor City, a Cuban stronghold, as a neighbor. I still have a number of friends in the area and they say that there is a pretty steady stream coming from Venezuela and of course PR which is obviously not Cuba but there are a lot of ex-pat Cubans in PR. South Florida is still ground zero but it isn't the only spot in FL with an anti-commie vibe.

The sheer volume of anti-commie feeling in Florida spread beyond the Cuban/Latin American community at least when I was there.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (ZLI7S)

367 Sander's weak heart wouldn't survive a presidential run against the Golden Scalp Weasel. A weeks worth of Twitter posts by a fully armed and operational Trump about comrade Bernie will lock that pump up.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (bML9A)

368 You screw the largest voting block in your party over - AGAIN - and send some other weak tea candidate to get crushed by Trump. I mean they HAVE to know they aren't going to beat him, right ? No way do they actually think they're going to take the most popular candidate in their field and tell his supporters to get fucked and then think someone ELSE is going to win ?

Posted by: deadrody


These are the same people that thought when the House voted to impeach that meant Trump was no longer President. Like, that day.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (Qf83p)

369 You either nominate a bonafide Socialist

or

You screw the largest voting block in your party over - AGAIN - and send some other weak tea candidate to get crushed by Trump. I mean they HAVE to know they aren't going to beat him, right ? No way do they actually think they're going to take the most popular candidate in their field and tell his supporters to get fucked and then think someone ELSE is going to win ?

And if you are willing to screw your party to avoid nominating the old Socialist, you know he isn't winning in November.

Pass the popcorn - the Democrat party is a dumpster fire of hot garbage!!!! LOLOLOLO

Great job, Obama!!! You really did your party a solid for 8 years, huh ?
Posted by: deadrody at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (V9901)

IF The Democrat Elite succeed in knocking out Bernie again, they are going to find out what would have happened IF the GOPe succeeded in forcing Trump from the ticket in '16.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (CqE5x)

370 361
Tulsi up to 2%, still bringing up the rear.


Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 05:20 PM (l3+k2)

I'll say!

Posted by: Surprise Otter at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (ufFY8)

371 Can bern win without blacks?

Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2020 05:21 PM (nRWPy)

372 DNC spokesmodels have been all over the airwaves claiming they will vote for whoever the democrat nominee is, even if it is Bernie Sanders. They have to say that because, Bernie Bros will almost certainly not the return the favor if Mike Bloomberg/Joe Biden/Hillary Clinton or any of her surrogates wins the nomination effectively shattering the Obama coalition for good.

In fact the Democrat party since at least the Obama presidency has been a coalition of coalitions. These are inherently unstable coalitions because their social and economic interests are in conflict. They all voted for the first "black" president but would they vote for an old white male communist. I doubt it.

The bottom line is the leadership of the party that calls itself the democrat party is more afraid of Donald Trump than they are of Russia or any soviet style communist sympathizer like Bernie Sanders and his followers. Even if he gets the absolute majority required by party rules, I think there is a chance he will somehow be disqualified. The large number of democrat candidates was clearly a design feature not a bug to insure that there would be no absolute majority by any candidate.

So when it comes to party unity as Scarface said: "Say hello to my little friend Mike Bloomberg!"

Posted by: Punchinello at February 27, 2020 05:22 PM (zOrpp)

373 The fact that the DNC is praying for a way to take out Bernie means they believe they can win in November. I hope that's false confidence.

If they were convinced they were going to lose they'd let him run.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:22 PM (fUqBx)

374 Anybody else notice the "Number one, Number two" bullshit Joe always spouts when he's totally confused?
Posted by: wth
--------------------------

Incontinence can be very distracting

Posted by: Erebus at February 27, 2020 05:22 PM (fk9y/)

375 Bernie Sanders was seriously thinking about challenging our first African-American president in a primary," a narrator in the ad, targeted at South Carolinas large contingent of African-American voters, says.

-

Obama of the slave owning Obama family?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 05:23 PM (41rs/)

376 I just need a things rhyme.

OC that stings?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:23 PM (9t0Zz)

377 >Probably because it's not a hoax but a legit rally round the flag situation.
when the hell has the filth of the democong ever rallied to the flag? The last time was for some 30 sec phot-ops after 9/11, after which they immediately went back into attack-America mode

Posted by: Grad School Fool at February 27, 2020 05:23 PM (F7j7j)

378 Democrats are dangerous psychopaths? Yes they are.

Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (eAZVt)

379 Sure it's an uphill battle for Biden, but when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor, did Biden give up? No, he was on the front lines ... he even helped build the first A-bomb ... "Biden ... I did It"

Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

380 @Politics_Polls

South Carolina @EmersonPolling/@NXSTMediaGroup Poll (2/26-27):

Biden 41%
Sanders 25%
Buttigieg 11%
Steyer 11%
Klobuchar 6%
Warren 5%
Gabbard 2%
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (cF8AT)

Joe's gonna crow and take a victory lap when he wins South Carolina. Then he'll say something even more stupid and nonsensical things.
This is gonna be his high point.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (CqE5x)

381 It's all done to make Hillary look like the savior of the nation and the Democratic party all at the same time.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (2mteh)

382 Do I come across as a Drill Sergeant?
Posted by: bonhomme


No. It the way the other poster said "you are now my friend".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (G0G8s)

383 Do man buns diffuse the impact of nightsticks?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (ki2Id)

384 The horde is gonna wear that video out, be scratches on the film, torn sprocket holes

Right? And the VHS is going to demagnetize at that point and Blockbuster won't give you your money back.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (gd9RK)

385
I got in the weeds of just what Nate Silver is doing here. How the hell do you "simulate the primary". It's some new insanely complicated model he's come up with.

It's basically a Monte Carlo style simulation. But how the hell do you do that? I was reading his methodology, and I have no idea if its valid or not.

Each simulation throws in all sorts of variable factors in, like probabilities of a scandal taking one candidate out, etc, etc. And it tries to take into account the effect of prior primaries on later primaries. Ie, some candidate wins, it gives him a boost in later ones.

Insanely complicated business. I have no idea how close to reality it is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (rCwaK)

386 Anybody else notice the "Number one, Number two" bullshit Joe always spouts when he's totally confused?

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)



Maybe he thinks he's Patrick McGoohan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (mpeBU)

387 FWIW china reports 413 new cases which means the decline continues.

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (EsGqq)

388 378 Democrats are dangerous psychopaths? Yes they are.
Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (eAZVt)

Yes they are. More so each day.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (H8QX8)

389 I want Joe to rally at this point. Let him cut into Bernie's totals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

390 Biden 41% Sanders 25% Buttigieg 11% Steyer 11% Klobuchar 6% Warren 5% Gabbard 2%
Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (EsGqq)

If these numbers hold, and Warren does just as poorly on Super Tuesday, she may be out of the race within a week. Same with Klobuchar and Steyer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)

391 Bernie Sanders was seriously thinking about challenging our first African-American president in a primary," a narrator in the ad, targeted at South Carolinas large contingent of African-American voters, says.
-------------------------------------------------------------

So South Carolina black voters are gonna fall for this shit?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2020 05:25 PM (CqE5x)

392 "The Dow was actually starting to stabilize and then Gavin Newsome announced several thousand cases in California - a complete lie - and the market went into freefall.

That's not only criminal, it's evil."


Philosophical question: What's more evil, the fact that Newson did that or that Trump played pussy foot all these years and Newson has clearly violated federal law, possibly committed treason, his enablement of federal law breakers that have killed American citizens and is still in a position of great power to be able to do this.

Trump and/or his department made the political decision not to take the fight sooner and now they can't. A lawless man was left in power, saw the opportunity to save his ass and took it. Were we expecting a different outcome?

Posted by: Time for Arrests at February 27, 2020 05:25 PM (tLr8P)

393 One thing you can count on, when the commies ain't attacking the civilized world they will be doing a trotsky on each other.

Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2020 05:25 PM (XhWtx)

394 No. It the way the other poster said "you are now my friend".

Got it. Sometimes I feel a little Sheldon Cooper-ish in my ability to know how I come across.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (9t0Zz)

395 Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are running to mics and cameras saying that Trump's admin has no idea what they're doing, are not prepared and we're all going to die.

Will SOMEONE CENSURE THESE FUCKS??!!? They're creating PANIC. They're shouting FIRE in a crowded theater.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

396 This would be funny except for the realization that half the country are lunatics.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (gL/cc)

397 The fact that the DNC is praying for a way to take out Bernie means they believe they can win in November. I hope that's false confidence.

If they were convinced they were going to lose they'd let him run.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:22 PM (fUqBx)
+++++++++++++
I'm not so sure. They're all pinkos or worse. I suspect the DNC does *not* want this election to be a referendum on socialism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (I2dne)

398 @getongab 2 minutes ago

Mike Bloomberg reportedly asked Yang to be his running mate

NYPost: https://tinyurl.com/uesaag2

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (cF8AT)

399 That Upton vid is pretty fucking retarded. She doesn't even get naked.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (CLteG)

400 If these numbers hold, and Warren does just as poorly on Super Tuesday, she may be out of the race within a week. Same with Klobuchar and Steyer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)

Yep and Buttgig.

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (EsGqq)

401 They should probably cancel the Convention due to Coronavirus.


Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (CTN7u)

402 GOP elects Trump and Bernie in 2016 (Bernie was robbed). Did either party really learn a lesson especially the Dims after 2016. Nope. So instead of finding a candidate and focusing on policy chances, it was 24/7 double down which is why they will either get Bernie in 2020 or The Fire Rises.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (oesln)

403 FWIW china reports 413 new cases which means the decline continues.

One thing I know about commies, you can't trust their numbers.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (9t0Zz)

404 396 This would be funny except for the realization that half the country are lunatics.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (gL/cc)

NEVER underestimate the stupidity of your fellow citizens.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (90T4r)

405 Just saw the Gavin Newsom piece. He said 8400 people are being monitored. NONE of thetm are sick. Only 33 confirmed cases. Pence says only 1 new case in the last two weeks. What the hell is going on.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (QzF6i)

406 I shall henceforth refer to the Milwaukee Convention as "The Gathering".


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (ODbpK)

407
Miley and I were laughing about what we call the "Bernie pose". When Bernie gets agitated, like when he was being challenged in the debate, he sort of hunches over forward and then raises both arms up and starts this down pointing thing with both index fingers.

Bernie is nothing but some '60s Marxist college professor crank type.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (rCwaK)

408 I just watched the Kate Upton sidebar clip. It's amazing. Her boobs are like tectonic plates. They keep moving after she's stopped.

Also, why is there a guy in his underwear?

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (T6t7i)

409 If they were convinced they were going to lose they'd let him run.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:22 PM (fUqBx)


I dunno. They're probably worried that the down ticket would get hammered in the process. Plus, the big donors would put away their checkbooks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (FXaFS)

410 I got in the weeds of just what Nate Silver is doing here. How the hell do you "simulate the primary". It's some new insanely complicated model he's come up with.

It's basically a Monte Carlo style simulation. But how the hell do you do that? I was reading his methodology, and I have no idea if its valid or not.

Each simulation throws in all sorts of variable factors in, like probabilities of a scandal taking one candidate out, etc, etc. And it tries to take into account the effect of prior primaries on later primaries. Ie, some candidate wins, it gives him a boost in later ones.

Insanely complicated business. I have no idea how close to reality it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 05:24 PM (rCwaK)


Silver seems to do ok with his predictions. He has been pretty consistent in trying to downplay the whole "X is going to win by twelve points!" stuff from pollsters, and favors discussing probabilities. In 2016 he was one of the few who kept saying that Trump still had a decent chance to win, and IIRC even pointed out that Trump's best chance was to win the upper Midwest.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (wCmLp)

411 So sad I missed the previous thread!

But, since I'm a prog-rocker, just about EVERY song I listen to has an extended opening!

I mean, come on, a song SHOULD go on for a good 3 or 4 minutes before anyone starts singing. You gotta set the stage!

Since there are too many for me to pick a top 100, I'll just settle for "On the Silent Wings of Freedom" by Yes.

REALLY COOL! For a couple of minutes, it sounds like the musicians are all in different worlds, noodling around... then the parts all come together and it slams into a groove.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (TxlJs)

412 Will SOMEONE CENSURE THESE FUCKS??!!? They're creating PANIC. They're shouting FIRE in a crowded theater.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

What did we expect. Crisis, opportunity. It's not like we haven't had YEARS to know the playbook.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (H8QX8)

413 Meanwhile Andrew "Evil Eyes" Cuomo bides his time for 2024....
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 27, 2020 05:19 PM (SqopC)

Not a chance.
No way he holds up against the scrutiny.

He's also nasty, cocky and not too bright.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (CqE5x)

414
The knives are out for Comrade Bernie. ABC just released a letter he sent a gun shop owner in 1991. In it Sanders wrote that he is against a one size fits all policy on gun control and opposed the Brady bill and 7 day waiting period. Got to be coordinated with Mini Mike

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (mpeBU)

415 I feel dirty watching busty Kate Upton lip synch dressed as a slutty schoolgirl....dirty in a good way though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (l4C/z)

416 They should probably cancel the Convention due to Coronavirus.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (CTN7u)
++++++++++++++
1) Buy Zoom stock
2) Cancel the convention because Corona Virus
3) Loudly advertise the "virtual convention" powered by Zoom: safe, sanitary and green!
4) Sell Zoom stock
5) Profit

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (I2dne)

417 That Upton vid is pretty fucking retarded. She doesn't even get naked.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (CLteG)


I have the iCloud hack and she does there.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

418 No. It the way the other poster said "you are now my friend"


Wait. Are my social skills being questioned here? Because that's mean.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (gd9RK)

419 Mike Bloomberg reportedly asked Yang to be his running mate 

NYPost: https://tinyurl.com/uesaag2

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (cF8AT

Lmao if true.

Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (EsGqq)

420 334---And I wonder if it'll really hurt him in Florida outside of the Miami Cuban ex-pats. And how many of them are left?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 05:15 PM (aKsyK)
----------------------------
There are plenty of them.
Yes, quite a few of the grand-kids are left-wing idiots but even most of those balk at voting for someone who praises Castro. It's a gut thing.

And the Cuban community has a BIG influence on other Latinos there ---or perhaps the proximity to Cuba and its refugees has an impact. Florida P Ricans, for example, are VERY anti-Castro while Nuyoricans are not.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (M/9m0)

421
Eh.

This is going to be settled with cash.

Burnie has a great excuse to bow out, even if he wins the nom.

He's recently had a heart attack.

He could even do it the night wins, if he wins "My doctor told me that due to my heart issues, I can't stay in the race, but-

But good ole (highest bidder for the spot), my hand-chosen VP will lead us all to victory. Win one for the Burn!!!!"


The only question is....how much moolah will it take?


Bloomberg could easily peal off a hundred mil, no sweat.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (9wmyx)

422 We were graced with Bloomberg and Steyer ads over and over, and now they're running one with a very loud little queer over and over.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 27, 2020 05:29 PM (C1Lsn)

423 The fact that the DNC is praying for a way to take out Bernie means they
believe they can win in November. I hope that's false confidence.



If they were convinced they were going to lose they'd let him run.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:22 PM (fUqBx)

No, they're worried about the House and Senate. They can't afford to let him run. OTOH, they can't afford NOT to let him run. It's a pickle of their own making.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 05:29 PM (T6t7i)

424 Pence says only 1 new case in the last two weeks. What the hell is going on.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (QzF6i)

If Pence is going to run this show he better start running it and get in these people's faces.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:29 PM (H8QX8)

425 4) Sell Zoom stock
5) Profit

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I'm in!!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 27, 2020 05:29 PM (CTN7u)

426
What did we expect. Crisis, opportunity. It's not like we haven't had YEARS to know the playbook.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (H8QX


Yeah, Cocaine Mitch is awesome with judicial appointments. But he needs to step the fuck up here. This is disgusting. Call these fuckers to TASK when they do this shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

427 That Upton vid is pretty fucking retarded. She doesn't even get naked.

Here's another video in which Upton doesn't get naked.
https://youtu.be/bbCvBSODdI0?t=7

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:30 PM (9t0Zz)

428 Milwaukee is going to be lit

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 05:30 PM (WnLEH)

429 385

I got in the weeds of just what Nate Silver is doing here. How the hell do you "simulate the primary".

first up the simulacron, adjust the bias voltage on the personality grids based on current conditions, and off you go.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2020 05:30 PM (sGtp+)

430 I've been on a conference call for the last 40 minutes and I haven't heard a word anyone's said on it for the last 10 minutes thanks to that Kate Upton clip.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 27, 2020 05:30 PM (Pe9UZ)

431 Bernie Sanders was seriously thinking about challenging our first African-American president in a primary," a narrator in the ad, targeted at South Carolinas large contingent of African-American voters, says.
-------------------------------------------------------------

So South Carolina black voters are gonna fall for this shit?
Posted by: JoeF.

----

History shows us that falling for shit is what black voters do.

It's their thing.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 05:30 PM (TxlJs)

432 If we get two, three weeks down the road and no one gets sick, does this stop?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (QzF6i)

433 427
That Upton vid is pretty fucking retarded. She doesn't even get naked.



Here's another video in which Upton doesn't get naked.


are those the only times she doesn't get naked? i suspect more research is needed.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (sGtp+)

434 History shows us that falling for shit is what black voters do.

It's their thing.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 05:30 PM (TxlJs)

---

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (RU4sa)

435 Also, why is there a guy in his underwear?

There were other people in that video?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (9t0Zz)

436 Were we expecting a different outcome?
Posted by: Time for Arrests at February 27, 2020 05:25 PM (tLr8P)

Absolutely; I TOTALLY agree. Let's vote Trump out in 2020 and get someone who will really fight. Sarc/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (WI7YS)

437 405 Just saw the Gavin Newsom piece. He said 8400 people are being monitored. NONE of thetm are sick. Only 33 confirmed cases. Pence says only 1 new case in the last two weeks. What the hell is going on.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (QzF6i)

California is monitoring 30 million people. 20 million are very sick indeed.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (CLteG)

438 Apropos of nothing, I envy Justin Verlander.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (I2dne)

439 399 That Upton vid is pretty fucking retarded. She doesn't even get naked.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:26 PM (CLteG)



Did you know that YouTube does not censor live performances of Steel Panther and they are big fans of having hot women in the audience come up on stage and dance and are quite happy when they flash their tits. Completely uncensored.

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 05:32 PM (Z7lwY)

440 Speaking of scum and villainy, I give you the Democrat Party

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 05:32 PM (WnLEH)

441 Just saw the Gavin Newsom piece. He said 8400 people are being monitored. NONE of thetm are sick. Only 33 confirmed cases. Pence says only 1 new case in the last two weeks. What the hell is going on.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:27 PM (QzF6i)
.........

Newsome's hair products have finally leached into his brain.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

442 The Democrat Party is a crime syndicate. Dem politicians are not socialists or communists, they are criminals looking to enrich themselves.

The Dems will nominate

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 05:32 PM (l3+k2)

443 Watch for more "whistleblowers" reporting Trump admin screw-ups.

This is a novel and uniquely potent tool for them to take down Trump. They'll be exploring and exploiting every angle.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:12 PM (H8QX

But it's going to start getting old real fast though
The Whistleblower Who Cried Wolf.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 27, 2020 05:32 PM (CqE5x)

444 California needs to monitor TDS patients, they are the ones who could be into trouble.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:33 PM (ZCEU2)

445 I come to you on bended knee, Yang in hand...

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at February 27, 2020 05:33 PM (uM6CE)

446 Apropos of nothing, I envy Justin Verlander.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (I2dne)


I've heard it's now a pregame ritual to smell his fingers before leaving the clubhouse.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

447 Biden has retaken the lead in Florida, after Bernie's boosting of Fidel Castro.

-
It's like the finals in the Crazy Olympics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

448
Wait. Are my social skills being questioned here? Because that's mean.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

------------------------------------

I was told social skills were not required here.
Same as pants.

Posted by: Erebus at February 27, 2020 05:34 PM (fk9y/)

449 are those the only times she doesn't get naked? i suspect more research is needed.

Here's another:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tswmsmd

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:34 PM (9t0Zz)

450 One thing I know about commies, you can't trust their numbers.

Yeah I'm trying to take a middle ground. Everything I'm hearing officially sounds promising and like the Wuhan Flu has been overblown. But then the hysteria is still out there telling a different story, and that sounds really dangerous.

I don't trust either side, yet. Time will tell. But if this was as bad as the initial fears, we'd know it now and things would be much, much worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)

451 The female lead was especially insipid.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

So, she was MORE than sipid ?

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 05:34 PM (arJlL)

452 383 Do man buns diffuse the impact of nightsticks

=====
Not if applied to the larnyx.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (d6mdH)

453 there was one new case in CA, (some youtube headline said 58, but the story said one) ... it was unique because they didn't see evidence of contact with the usual sources (travel to China or contact with those that had) ...later though I heard there may have been contact with one of the previously infected.


They have not tested widely, and will start testing more ... several cities will test those that have flu symptoms but test negative for flu. But there are plenty of second hand rumors floating around that there are many cases in the US ... none seem real credible to me, the test kits are not even available most places (till now), afaik.



Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (Cus5s)

454 De-lurking with a thought:A different commie governor each day announces "possible" corona virus cases in their state, just as markets start to stablilize. All the other commie pols know this and have their puts or whatever in place. Market dive, but they win. Gavin just started the ball rolling today. Not unpossible, these fucks are evil.

Posted by: maryland captive at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (ZQasI)

455 Also, why is there a guy in his underwear?

Yeah that was... awkward and strange. He has no pants on. And he's not even typing on AOSHQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

456 It's like the finals in the Crazy Olympics.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

---

Remember Python's "Upper Class Twit of the Year" competition?

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (TxlJs)

457 I come to you on bended knee, Yang in hand...

Dammit, put that thing away.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (9t0Zz)

458 Here's another video in which Upton doesn't get naked.

https://youtu.be/bbCvBSODdI0?t=7


There is definite nipplage at 0.26.

Posted by: pep at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (T6t7i)

459 Tulsi up to 2%, still bringing up the rear.
Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 05:20 PM

Like with a pillow under it wearing stockings?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (lBeMA)

460 Do man buns diffuse the impact of nightsticks

=====
Not if applied to the larnyx.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad

Or the shins......

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (arJlL)

461 408
Also, why is there a guy in his underwear?

whose underwear do you expect him to be in?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (sGtp+)

462 385, A Monte Carlo simulation theoretically takes into account all possible values of the independent variables and then tries to figure out the most likely probabilities of those candidates to "win" (the dependent variable). But, the variables are necessarily based on past knowledge until the real probabilities for the current situation are known.
Often these models make simplifying assumptions based on prior knowledge from previous contests (such as the probability of a scandal) applies equally to candidates. Thus when real data outside of the projected ranges or assumptions occurs, it can cause the model to blow up unless you incorporate them also into a newer version of the model.

That is why on election night in 2016, it began with Hillary almost assuredly winning then no so certain then the likelihood of Trump winning. Real data was replacing simulated data ranges and assumptions and required revising the old model to incorporate real data which was being updated through the day.

You could call this a learning model.

Or, like in 2016, you could take what Helmut Northpol predicted which was a Trump victory based on a few factors in March of that year. A historian, Lichtman, projected the same thing based on his "keys" to victory.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (EUDB2)

463 If nude videos of Kate Upton are out there...a friend would share, that's all I'm saying...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (l4C/z)

464 427 That Upton vid is pretty fucking retarded. She doesn't even get naked.

Here's another video in which Upton doesn't get naked.
https://youtu.be/bbCvBSODdI0?t=7
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:30 PM (9t0Zz)

Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (CLteG)

465 Looks like the nomination is mine to lose!

Posted by: Noah Body at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (7PQBV)

466 Also, why is there a guy in his underwear?

Catching a Northern Pike ?

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 05:37 PM (arJlL)

467 I think Trump should quarantine Califonia. INDEFINATELY.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at February 27, 2020 05:37 PM (iSh8b)

468 463 If nude videos of Kate Upton are out there...a friend would share, that's all I'm saying...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (l4C/z)

Just DDG kate upton nude hack.

Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:37 PM (90T4r)

469 Yeah that was... awkward and strange. He has no pants on.


Kate Upton is doing Catholic School Girl Stripper Britney Spears in front of you. Are you keeping your pants on?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:37 PM (gd9RK)

470 Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (CLteG)
+++++++++++++
I just can't even.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne)

471 The ironic part about all this blame Trump stuff will be when the steps he took a month ago and the border restrictions and the quarantines work and no one else gets sick and Winning! I firmly believe thatis what is going to happen.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (QzF6i)

472 DNC is praying for a way to take out Bernie

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A generous donation to the Clinton Foundation could make that happen. And prayer has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

473 I have the iCloud hack and she does there.


Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:28 PM (Zz0t1

Share with the class!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (dLLD6)

474 If nude videos of Kate Upton are out there...a friend would share, that's all I'm saying...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (l4C/z)



https://youtu.be/K2d2BDfuILI

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

475 454, Decline of marginal utility to that strategy.

At a certain level, real data indicates the real shape of the corona risk function. Then markets will be priced at that particular uncertainty level.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (EUDB2)

476 455 Also, why is there a guy in his underwear?

Yeah that was... awkward and strange. He has no pants on. And he's not even typing on AOSHQ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)



Its a lip sync battle. I'm guessing he did "Old Time Rock N Roll" and performed it based on Tom Cruise in Risky Business.

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (Z7lwY)

477 454 De-lurking with a thought:A different commie governor each day announces "possible" corona virus cases in their state, just as markets start to stablilize. All the other commie pols know this and have their puts or whatever in place. Market dive, but they win. Gavin just started the ball rolling today. Not unpossible, these fucks are evil.
Posted by: maryland captive at February 27, 2020 05:35 PM (ZQasI)

They are everything a well functioning republic with sane citizens does not want.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (CLteG)

478 Oddly Kate seems retarded in these videos but in interviews she comes across as really normal, real and sweet. And really, really fierce when it comes to defending Justin Verlander, which is quite attractive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

479 Bodywise a 6.5/10

OK, I know opinions are opinions, but YOU'RE WRONG!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:38 PM (9t0Zz)

480 "probably just lays there and sweats" I'd be willing to find out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (lBeMA)

481 "She does nothing for me."

You are not alone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (WI7YS)

482 Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth

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I'm always astounded by people making a big deal about some celebrity who isn't even half as pretty as the prettiest girl where you work every day.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (TxlJs)

483 I can see it now,

They screw over the Communist Bernie Sanders,
AND
Nominate the Red Diaper Baby Pete Buttigieg instead.

He's Young! He's a Moderate (Marxist)!

Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (+0uDE)

484 Well it can't be Bernie or Bloomy so it will be Biden.

Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (yJjbi)

485 I shouldn't have to tell y'all this but.....

@nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)

486 If we get two, three weeks down the road and no one gets sick, does this stop?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 05:31 PM (QzF6i)


The MFM is already speculating/hoping that this will affect the election. They will keep this going as long as they can

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (mpeBU)

487 Its a lip sync battle. I'm guessing he did "Old Time Rock N Roll" and performed it based on Tom Cruise in Risky Business.

Yeah could put his pants back on at some point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

488 481 "She does nothing for me."

You are not alone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (WI7YS)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (RU4sa)

489 @nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++++
The people need to know!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (I2dne)

490 482
I'm always astounded by people making a big deal about some
celebrity who isn't even half as pretty as the prettiest girl where you
work every day.


hr would give me a serious talking to if i ogled the pretty girls where i work every day. and the agile folks would try to establish a metric for it, taking all the fun out of it.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (sGtp+)

491 @nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)
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That's it, we've reached peak stupid. Shut it down.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (/669Q)

492 NOOD Coronavirus

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (I2dne)

493 The MFM is already speculating/hoping that this will affect the election. They will keep this going as long as they can

There is an absolute expiration date on this one, though. After a while if the new cases are a handfull a week out of 6.5 billion people even the most tremulous people are going to start tuning it out. This will either spike or trail off to nothing by mid-March.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

494 485 I shouldn't have to tell y'all this but.....

@nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)

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*blinks*


It's shit like this that makes me scan the skies for SMOD.

Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (RU4sa)

495 I'm always astounded by people making a big deal about some celebrity who isn't even half as pretty as the prettiest girl where you work every day.

I work with a bunch of software engineers. The prettiest girl at my work is a 50 year old dumpy Indian woman with hairy moles.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (9t0Zz)

496 NUDE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (q3X5U)

497 If the DNC wants to take out Bernie give him the Coronozombie virus that should kill him off.

Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (ZCEU2)

498 Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (CLteG)

By the time I discovered kbdabear's Kateurday ONT compliance pics, I had already seen enough. Have never even looked at them.

Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (k7l0J)

499 @nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)
........

NOW they tell me.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

500 I shouldn't have to tell y'all this but.....

@nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn



Pineapples, however, will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (HaL55)

501 Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn
Posted by: Tami

------------------------------------

Any idiot knows that. You use eggplants. Duh.

Posted by: Erebus at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (fk9y/)

502
I read once about a dude who shoved a potato up his ass... he was too embarrassed to go to the doctor about it, and waited, praying his asstato would come loose.

It remained lodged in his ass until had to go the hospital, where they had to surgically remove a huge amount of impacted feces, and the black, rotten asstato.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (fUqBx)

503 Bloomberg needs to buy Bernie a tony Manhattan townhouse, to drop out.

I heard Jeffrey Epstein's is available

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (Eapb6)

504 @nypost

Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)


Of course not. Only yams do that. Pre-order my upcoming book, "Stick a Yam Up Your Butt to Cure What Ails You." Operators are standing by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (FXaFS)

505 Welp, just spent the afternoon at Best Buy buying a new washing machine to replace the 14 y.o. dead LG.


Had to go with a Samsung, because pedestals for the LGs are completely sold out on the east coast, as far west as MS. The washers are made in the US, but the pedestals are made in China.


Anyhow, the washers are "smart" now, and will tell you on your phone how to wash your clothes. Or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

506 Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (k7l0J)
++++++++++
Ginger Thursday is a weekly holiday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (I2dne)

507 Got it. Sometimes I feel a little Sheldon Cooper-ish in my ability to know how I come across.
Posted by: bonhomme


You have always came across as sane and normal. Especially for the diversity here.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (G0G8s)

508 Just voted!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (G0G8s)

509 I read once about a dude who shoved a potato up his ass

Uh ... why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (FXaFS)

510
I read once about a dude who shoved a potato up his ass

Uh ... why?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (FXaFS)

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Didn't say. I was on some forum where they asked a question: "what was the worst day you ever had at work?"

The lady who related this was one of the surgeons.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (fUqBx)

511 I thought that there was a reason the Coors shooter had not been identified and it turns out . . .

https://bit.ly/3ceuMzA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

512 You have always came across as sane and normal. Especially for the diversity here.

Thanks.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (9t0Zz)

513 I disagree that a brokered convention would be "great" for the GOP. They would nominate some "white knight" compromise choice, like Sherrod Brown or Chris Coons.

I'd MUCH rather Trump face Sanders as the DEM nominee.

Posted by: mnw at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (Cssks)

514 I wish I could ur-read that information about the guy & the potato.

Posted by: mnw at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (Cssks)

515 make that "un-read"

Posted by: mnw at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (Cssks)

516 Hey everyone. If this Corona virus is so bad, what makes you think there's going to be a dem convention?

Posted by: Sooner at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (3SWyn)

517 Get those fucking Russians on an encrypted line right now, and let's go Secure!

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (ATCV4)

518 > I'd MUCH rather Trump face Sanders as the DEM nominee.

I wouldn't.

Consider this scenario: Something, God forbid, happens to Trump. The GOPe runs in Jeb, or fucking Romney, or Paul Motherfucking Ryan, or some other cuck. Result: President Bernie, followed shortly by Civil War II.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (tXUFd)

519 I wish I hadn't read about the Asstato.

Posted by: I Have Questions at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (BvNzB)

520 Since it's going to be a brokered convention, South Carolina Republicans might as well vote for Bernie to mess with the DemocRats.

Posted by: A vote for Bernie in the primaries A vote for President Trump in November at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (+nWCH)

521 You heard what the Bernie bros said! It sounds reasonable! We don't have to die! All we have to do is walk away. He gave his word.

And let us suppose he keeps his word. And we walk away with our lives. What then?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (+DS2f)

522 DO NOT VOTE FOR BERNIE.

Look, don't fuck around with this. Don't get all smart and cute with your vote, thinking a vote in the primaries for Bernie is a vote for Trump. That's like saying your going to donate some money to the Nazi party, because they'll never win the election. Give those fucking fascist Bernie bros one inch and they will take everything. i don;t want them thinking for one second they are remotely popular.

Imagine Trump beats Bernie...what are the Bernie Bros going to do? simple - pretend they won anyway. They are not going to accept losing, unless it is losing to a fellow progressive.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (+DS2f)

523 A vote for Bernie is like betting you can twirl a loaded revolver by the trigger and not shoot yourself. "Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I took out the bullets" and "this button here, that's the safety, right?" doesn't hack it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (+DS2f)

524 505 Welp, just spent the afternoon at Best Buy buying a new washing machine to replace the 14 y.o. dead LG.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

I bought a new washer - identical to the ones in the laundromat absent the insert change part. Thing is simple, cleans my clothes great, is cheap, and basically indestructible.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (+DS2f)

525 Milwaukee is gonna burn... Chicago '68 is gonna look like a church social if the Berners and Antifa don't get their way.

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at February 27, 2020 07:16 PM (0zQ7X)

526 .

Bondage Bernie will win the popular vote!
But the DNC will take it from him with the super delegates.

Posted by: Mongo at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (PYikF)

527 Hillary. Again. 3.0 It's a sitcom brought to us by Trump TV. I Love it.

Posted by: Jerry's Nadler at February 27, 2020 10:49 PM (u+hAv)

528
What's with this "call the police" nonsense? I would have either a) set my neighbors on them, or b) ripped said bullhorn out of their soy hands and beat them about their heads and necks until they ran away, crying little soy tears.

Oh. Democrats. My mistake.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 27, 2020 11:08 PM (Pjp39)

529 Didn't Biden primary Obama?

Posted by: scott at February 27, 2020 11:13 PM (cVX/D)

530 529 Didn't Biden primary Obama?

Posted by: scott at February 27, 2020 11:13 PM (cVX/D)



Probably means in 2012 not the 2008 election.

Posted by: buzzion at February 27, 2020 11:24 PM (Z7lwY)

531 FiveThirtyEight is Democrat establishment to its very core. It's funny how their sophistimucated statististical analysis of polls conducted by like-minded Democrat pollsters always provides results that fit snugly into their ideological/ partisan/ attitudinal predispositions.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at February 28, 2020 06:48 AM (hrHLc)

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