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NO MAKE IT STOP IT'S TOO CUTE

PLEASE

PLEASE

I CAN'T TAKE THE CUTENESS

"Buddy Mercury" comes out to start his show at 38 seconds in.

Until then you have to sit through his opening act (a human child).

I could literally watch this for hours.

This is the cutest one yet.

Dueling pianos:

One more: A patriotic show.

For the troops.

Thanks to Braenyard.

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM




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1 OT/

Admin is appealing 9th Circuit Decision to halt MPP (remain in Mexico):

https://twitter.com/disolis/status/1233553008182677504

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (zqs/f)

2

.....nice.....

Posted by: maestro at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (eaw6P)

3 This site is going to the dogs.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (P1f+c)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Happy Friday, Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 07:53 PM (a4EWo)

6 My God is Trump doing everything he can to drag the fucking useless GOP over the finish line so they can keep the senate and take back the house.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (+dsLj)

7
whose dis dog's agent?

Posted by: snoopdog at February 28, 2020 07:55 PM (eaw6P)

8 Made it stop after one and a half videos ... not enough variety.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 28, 2020 07:55 PM (XzVUd)

9 Woof!!!

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (8Ls/+)

10 Beam them up Scotty!

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (8Ls/+)

11 My dog is now woofing all over the place.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Yoko's looks have improved

Posted by: cool breeze at February 28, 2020 07:56 PM (UGKMd)

13 Dog sings better than 90% of the pop singers out there.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (8Ls/+)

14 Heh. Buddy Mercury looks so much like my doggeh Pogo, that they could be littermates. I showed her the video; she was not too impressed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 07:57 PM (9jbIB)

15 Hey AOP, How are you feeling?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (a4EWo)

16 The republican party wakes up DOA every single day

Posted by: rosco at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (WX+x0)

17 Dog sings better than 90% of the pop singers out there.

***********************

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Taylor Swift Wearing a Greta Mask at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

18 hitler's dogs were well versed in the art of the piano.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (KP5rU)

19 Day after the the election PDT needs to arrest Comey, Brennan, Paige, Strokz, and McNabe or whatever his name is.

Perp walk them, book them and set trial dates.
Charge: Treason
That is usual charge for coup planners.

Then Hillary.
Same charge, only charge her per email: 30,000 plus.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8Ls/+)

20 Wait, wut? Some judge is halting Mary Poppins Perfect Piercing?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:02 PM (786Ro)

21 I stopped listening to any music made after Backstreet Boys.

Why Backstreet Boys you ask? Well I wanted it that way.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)

22 Hey AOP, How are you feeling?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 07:59 PM (a4EWo)

Still have the plague, but it's not quite as bad today. Went and had the blood tests and the EKG related to my doctor visit on Wednesday.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (9jbIB)

23 19 Fire the DOJ entirely and that could happen

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ZCEU2)

24 "I could literally watch this for hours."


I think ace meant to put the Kate Upton sidebar video there.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (4thlk)

25 I missed an authentic frontier flame war?


Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (QLPEO)

26 The Billy Joel of mutts.

Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (QLPEO)

27 I missed an authentic frontier flame war?


Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (QLPEO)

In the previous thread? I skipped that entirely, because I read the entire thread before that, and then saw this new one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:05 PM (9jbIB)

28 I missed an authentic frontier flame war? Posted by: Nostradamus at February 28, 2020 08:04 PM (QLPEO)

**********************

You mean you didn't see it coming?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (+dsLj)

29 Saw billboard along the Schuylkill expressway the Pet Shop Boys have a new album out

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

30 19
Day after the the election PDT needs to arrest Comey, Brennan, Paige, Strokz, and McNabe or whatever his name is.



Perp walk them, book them and set trial dates.

Charge: Treason

That is usual charge for coup planners.



Then Hillary.

Same charge, only charge her per email: 30,000 plus.

Posted by: James T. Kirk, Captain USS Enterprize at February 28, 2020 08:01 PM (8Ls/+)

_________


Then Obama.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

31 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..... Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car ..........

Posted by: James at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (qM84C)

32 Debby - reach out to me in my nic. I have an idea or two for you regarding last nights chat.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (Y4EXg)

33 Good doggeh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

34 You should hear the chorus here when the fire trucks come by. You've never heard such a pitiful wail.

Posted by: Feevah! at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

35 What the hell is this on my shoe!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (axyOa)

36 My Nostradamus sock still being there?

Never saw it coming.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (QLPEO)

37 Have the Lily beagle in my lap. She was unimpressed by Buddy's musical talents.
Thanks for the videos. The last thread had too much negativity going on. This one is quite refreshing.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 28, 2020 08:07 PM (y3cwg)

38 Funny, my hash is now changing from visit to visit. My ISP must have put me on a dynamic IP address. I am not using a VPN, or proxy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (9jbIB)

39 I came in 2nd Place in a Wet t-shirt contest in college!

Posted by: AOC at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (786Ro)

40 My favorite dog video (at the moment) is a woman who has two golden retrievers, and she's pretending to eat invisible food. The dogs watch her every move with puzzlement. "What sorcery is this?!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (l9m7l)

41 doggeh said that don't sound like no doggeh

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (G546f)

42 I remember jamming with Buddy Mercury in '73. Man those were some good times.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (SfYbS)

43 Speaking of cute musicians.

https://youtu.be/PPhTVt4ZpLU

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

44 Friday night's alright for... doggehs singing?

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (CAJL/)

45 BREAKING NEWS.
My sister works at a California state agency. The wife of her coworker was in home quarantine. Which meant her husband was too. Dumbshiite shows up one night to collect his laptop and runs into another coworker. Tells him dont come near me. My wife may have the corona virus. Corona virus is highly transmittable and lives for five to nine days on surfaces.

Posted by: Morticus Khan at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gnRSu)

46 Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car ..........

*************

CNN loves us cuz they think we'll stop orange man bad!

Posted by: Coronavirus, currently listening to Susie Q at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (+dsLj)

47 They trained the dog well.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

48 Should've given the little girl a treat too, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

49 It's this one--
https://tinyurl.com/tqpy9jy

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (l9m7l)

50 31 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..... Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car .

Don't watch Tucker then... He's gone off the deep end over it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (6XlcD)

51 I'm experimenting with making cocktails. I might become odd m

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

52 does Weaseldog like watching dogs on tv?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (G546f)

53 So no one's gonna direct me to the Buddy Mercury Thread. How the hell are we supposed to know where to comment about the singing dog?

Posted by: Brian J. 6 at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (uEbPt)

54 I came in 2nd Place in a Wet t-shirt contest in college!
Posted by: AOC at February 28, 2020 08:08 PM (786Ro)

Meh. Nanzi Pelosi won the wet knee-socks contest just last night, at Billy-Bob's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (9jbIB)

55 I'm experimenting with making cocktails. I might become odd m





Okay.....

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

56 Don't watch Tucker then... He's gone off the deep end over it
Posted by: It's me donna


It's odd the things he hits the panic button on.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:10 PM (QLPEO)

57 6
My God is Trump doing everything he can to drag the fucking useless GOP
over the finish line so they can keep the senate and take back the
house.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 07:54 PM (+dsLj)

_________


Forget it, Trump -- it's Cuckytown.


I've been saying since his election that he should be building an organization to find/identify and groom/mentor hundreds of mini-Trumps all over the county, and of course most importantly a successor who will extend and exceed his fight-back legacy.

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

58 Speaking of cute musicians.

https://youtu.be/PPhTVt4ZpLU
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Uu+Jp)


Those are some cute hind paws.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (aS1PU)

59 I make a good Manhattan

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (Uu+Jp)

60
Haha, I hope Obama is seething over this. Trump is calling him a liar over the ACA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (G51Gf)

61 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

62 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (UaSdt)

63 Ace, I ask this in all sincerity, Are you on drugs?Or, just trolling us.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (QzF6i)

64 Thanks Tonypete, I will e-mail you shortly.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (a4EWo)

65 62 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (UaSdt)

Neener!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

66 ANNA!!!!!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:12 PM (zr5Kq)

67 Is Buddy gay too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

68 Ok, dueling pianos was totes adorbs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (rBtIz)

69 The only drug ace touches is excellence.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (QLPEO)

70 RMBS !!!!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

71
I make a good Manhattan

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (Uu+Jp)


Squaw Liz: You gotum $24?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (+k5vA)

72 Doggie gets a cookie, little girl gets nothing. Musically talented family!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

73 *what ? am I doing it wrong ??

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

74 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?
Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

You are already at the bottom. And the vandals took the handle. But you can make a face at the Union Label, if you like.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (9jbIB)

75 The 9th Circuit is trying to establish a right for foreigners to invade our country. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:14 PM (+0AKE)

76 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?
Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February



Is the old jump to bottom not working?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (HALdu)

77 They all look alike to Chris Matthews....

@ccadelago

Chris Matthews thought Jamie Harrison was hanging out w/ his opponent Lindsey Graham at a Trump rally. It was Tim Scott

Video: https://tinyurl.com/sfbgffa

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (cF8AT)

78 Trump's rally is wild.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

79 9th circuit is ...not reliable

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

80 Doggie gets a cookie, little girl gets nothing. Musically talented family!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

That's, like, totally just another case of income inequality. Like, I'll fight to get little girls equal cookies for equal work & stuff.

Posted by: AOC at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (SfYbS)

81 Trump just got South Carolinians to cheer for Abraham Lincoln.

Is there NOTHING the man can not do?

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (NiXyF)

82 Trump's energy level is off the chart tonight.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (l3+k2)

83 I love Buddy the singing dog.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

84
They all look alike to Chris Matthews....



@ccadelago



Chris Matthews thought Jamie Harrison was hanging out w/ his opponent Lindsey Graham at a Trump rally. It was Tim Scott



Video: https://tinyurl.com/sfbgffa

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM (cF8AT)


He probably confuses Don Lemon with the janitor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

85 39 No doubt, now if only the pictures surfaced

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (ZCEU2)

86 And for that matter a "Jump to bottom of page" link wouldn't go amiss. Fucking useless blog. And how do I change my handle?
Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February



Is the old jump to bottom not working?
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:15 PM



That's my signature move!

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Corey Booker at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)

87 I just noticed the jump to bottom for the first time. You'll see a boost in my productivity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (+0AKE)

88 Trump's energy level is off the chart tonight.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (l3+k2)


He looks a bit tired and you can tell he's not playing as much golf and spending time in the sun like he used to, but yeah, he's still bringing it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Oh, so Brian J Karem is Ace in mufti? You gotta watch out for mufti. It gets sticky when wet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (9jbIB)

90 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..

-
Bat Soup Fever is to the Black Death as Beto O'Rourke is to a real presidential candidate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)

91 83 I love Buddy the singing dog.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (TdMsT)


Me too. And the little baby.

And best of all, they don't inflict their politics on us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (73Q5c)

92 Who IS this President!? Finally! Telling everyone what the Republican Party is...or SHOULD BE. Amazing!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (Orx/W)

93 I just noticed the jump to bottom for the first time. You'll see a boost in my productivity.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


We're expecting big things from you.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (QLPEO)

94 He looks a bit tired and you can tell he's not
playing as much golf and spending time in the sun like he used to, but
yeah, he's still bringing it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)


I'd still be recovering from the whirlwind India trip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

95
91 83 I love Buddy the singing dog.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:16 PM (TdMsT)

Me too. And the little baby.

And best of all, they don't inflict their politics on us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 28, 2020 08:17 PM (73Q5c)


Isn't it lovely?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (TdMsT)

96 And another thing. Is Ace ever going to do a Music Thread? Of course not. He ignores music like he ignores the proletariat. The People want to talk about gay songs! Jerk.

Posted by: Brian J. Karem at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (uEbPt)

97 Why can't I find a talented dog like that? The last dog I tried to keep shat on my face while I slept.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (+dsLj)

98
He ain't nuthin' but a hound dog.

Cryin' all the time

Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (9wmyx)

99 LOL! Al Sharpton "looked a lot better when he was heavy. He knows it, too."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

100 How are bats like leftists?

They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (+0AKE)

101 Who's having a rally? Where is it? How long will it last? Why wasn't I informed?

Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

102 I am tired about hearing all the crap about this Corona Virus. They treat it like the Black Plague..... Too much !!!! I have a better chance of getting killed by getting hit by a car ..........

Posted by: James at February 28, 2020 08:06 PM (qM84C)


Better chance of getting killed by a shark in a swimming pool. Well, that happened on CSI and that's real, you know. Just like Law and Order is real, ripped from the headlines. And CNN is real news because they have great reporters like Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: CNN Viewer Not Stuck In An Airport at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (Y8PSl)

103 He's dissing Van Jones?!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

104 Trump funny !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

105 I never knew what you all wanted
So I gave you everything
All that I could pillage
All the spells that I could sing
It's as if the thing were written
In the constitution of the age
Sooner or later
You'll wind up pacing the cage.....

Posted by: Buddy Mercury at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (Z+IKu)

106 Van Jones. typical.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

107
69 The only drug ace touches is excellence.
Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:13 PM (QLPEO)


I tried that once.

I still get flashbacks.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

108 Who IS this President!? Finally! Telling everyone what the Republican Party is...or SHOULD BE. Amazing!

****************

I want to lick the face of the hottie behind him.

Is that wrong? Should I not be thinking that?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel Channeling George Costanza at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)

109 sniffybigtoe, this absurd ruling by the 9th is just more of the same.

And despite the magic apparently that will flow from changing personnel, the new baseline for judicial tyranny has advanced tremendously the last few years.

As several have been observing with disgust, alarm, and amazement, there appears to be literally no conceivable judicial vandalism that the administration will not instantly implement.

The "win" on sanctuary jurisdiction funding, besides being far from a slam-dunk on the merits, is nothing next to this and similar cases, which has the judiciary arrogantly usurping central executive powers.

Only for appearances sake, I still think the judiciary would stop before attempting to issue operational orders to the military - but I wouldn't bet that the administration wouldn't comply if they did.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (El6T/)

110 Better chance of getting killed by a shark in a swimming pool. Well, that happened on CSI and that's real, you know. Just like Law and Order is real, ripped from the headlines. And CNN is real news because they have great reporters like Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo.
Posted by: CNN Viewer Not Stuck In An Airport at February




In fairness, if you are in a swimming pool with a shark that is very dangerous.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (HALdu)

111 The beagle (?) is cute, but it sounds like the coyotes howling in my neighborhood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

112 How are bats like leftists?

They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.
Posted by: sniffybigtoep



And I wish Ozzy would bite some heads off.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (786Ro)

113 Buddy is trying so hard to use his "inside voice".

Posted by: Hereogar at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (eQ0LF)

114 I'm still waiting for Trump to say, "Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!" at a rally.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (+0AKE)

115
I tried that once.

I still get flashbacks.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (TdMsT)

lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (Orx/W)

116
I'd still be recovering from the whirlwind India trip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)


Right?

I've been to Europe a few times. It takes me a few days to get over it.....and I'm not his age....not close.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

117 This is totally my beagle. He doesn't play, but play piano he sings.

Any classical music especially strings.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (ZfRYq)

118 Who's having a rally? Where is it? How long will it last? Why wasn't I informed?
Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)


Butt-Edge-Edge, in the Waffle House bathroom - - the one off of I-95 around Peniel Crossroads. (1)

(1) Yes, there actually is a Peniel Crossroads, SC if GoogMaps is to be believed.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (NiXyF)

119 Space Force!
Drink!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (SfYbS)

120 Excellence is a stepping stone drug to Responsibility.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (l3+k2)

121 SPACE FORCE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)

122 I miss Keyboard Cat.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (JwTJa)

123 SPACE FORCE !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

124 Posted by: rosco at February 28, 2020 08:00 PM (WX+x0)

Objection, facts not in evidence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)

125 What's with all the Captcha's? Every single video thinks I'm a Russian bot.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (jyVW0)

126 you would think the 9th would have held off issuing their ruling about stay in mex until after wuahnbola is over.

did they have to issue now?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (HALdu)

127 They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.

****************

Why do you think we're out of China? We're trying to get away from that bat soup shit. WTF dude.

Posted by: Coronavirus, Currently Getting a Spa Treatment in San Francisco at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

128 I miss Keyboard Cat.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (JwTJa)


Me too. Sweet old kitteh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

129 They both carry numerous infectious diseases and their shit piles up where they live.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (+0AKE)

A music thread?

(sings, hoarsely) "Guano-tanamera, o, Guano-tanamera"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:22 PM (9jbIB)

130 Dog'll never make it in the big time. He only knows two notes.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (XxJt1)

131 I want to lick the face of the hottie behind him.

Is that wrong? Should I not be thinking that?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel Channeling George Costanza at February 28, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)


No one here would respect you if you weren't.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Orx/W)

132 Trump going after the dirty cops! Draining the swamp!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

133 LOL! Al Sharpton "looked a lot better when he was heavy. He knows it, too."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)


Everything on his body shrunk except his HEAD. He looks like a water baby.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)

134 {{{Ladyl}}}

"A proper dog's politics begin and end at the food bowl!" ~ Conor

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

135 I think he looks all right... He looked tired during em-peach drama.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)

136 THE SWAMP!!!!

DRINK!

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Yes, there actually is a Peniel Crossroads, SC

*****

You just know Mayor Buttfuck is picking those places on purpose.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Incel at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (+dsLj)

138 Trump needs to invite Casper van Dien, Michael Ironside, and Dina Merrill to the first ever swearing in of Space Force Cadets.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (786Ro)

139 LOL! Al Sharpton "looked a lot better when he was heavy. He knows it, too."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)



Everything on his body shrunk except his HEAD. He looks like a water baby.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)


He looks like a reverse shrunken head. Or an actual shrunken head on a too-small body.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

140
A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)

141 what the fuck is up with sharpton's head? looks like an overripe prune suck on a fucking toothpick. he pay his taxes yet?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (KP5rU)

142 Beagles are the best of the breeds at singing and bagging the bunny, but not so much on the piano.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (XhWtx)

143 from the other thread -

I missed Miley's call the other day. I returned the call, but she didn't answer.

I just told her, and she's looking at her phone now.

The knee is doing good, knock on wood. Healing up nicely. I'm off the walker and they let me skip the cane step. The main thing is trying to get my knee to extend all the way. It's been drawn up for a long time, and that's going to be a bitch to get it straight.

With me straining and the therapist helping pushing down hard, I can get it to 6 degrees off straight. And that's hurting so hard, I can hardly stand it.

It was 10 degrees, so that's 4 degrees improvement after a week.

It's going to be a bitch and it may not make it all the way, but they're going to try.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rCwaK)

I broke the armbones near the wrist last May and had to have a plate, and when I started PT I could hardly do anything with my fingers and hands due to stiffness, and tremula when trying to hold things. Oddly most of the effects were in the hand not the wrist but a good part of the work went quickly. I still have a little stiffness in the fingers and because of the plate can only bend the hand back 45 degrees instead of the original almost 90, and the grip strength is a bit weak as I found when I had to move three 5 foot shelves of books after a plumbing leak to the other side of the house, and the shelves too.

Good luck with the therapy!

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (eoQWY)

144 134 {{{Ladyl}}}

"A proper dog's politics begin and end at the food bowl!" ~ Conor
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:23 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar}}}

Conor is very wise. Give Conor a big hug from Aunt Ladyl!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)

145 A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Only if it's Star Trek.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO)

146 In fairness, if you are in a swimming pool with a shark that is very dangerous.
Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:21 PM (HALdu)

Likewise, if you are in an Oldsmobile with the Swimmer. Ask me how I know. Oh, wait...

Posted by: zombie Mary Jo Kopechne at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (9jbIB)

147 140
A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (G51Gf)

Isn't that a painting on velvet?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Orx/W)

148 Is it ok to go off topic in an open thread?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being An Incel at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (+dsLj)

149 What's with all the Captcha's? Every single video thinks I'm a Russian bot.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2020 08:22 PMp


All your videos are belong to me.

Posted by: Allapundit at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (786Ro)

150 End AIDS, put a woman on the moon and a US Flag on MARS?

He's throwing some SHIT tonight.....wow.

Go Trump Go. Just make it HAPPEN.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)

151 what the fuck is up with sharpton's head? looks like an overripe prune suck on a fucking toothpick. he pay his taxes yet?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February




hottie girlfriend, stomach stapling, new tailor

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (HALdu)

152  Trump needs to invite Casper van Dien, Michael Ironside, and Dina Merrill to the first ever swearing in of Space Force Cadets.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (786Ro)

Honestly, I can see Trump inviting Shatner for that.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Izzlo)

153 A dog playing the piano. Are we allowed to go off topic?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Only if it's Star Trek.
Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO)


Cut to a whippet yodling "Bitter Dregs."

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (NiXyF)

154 I watched a video of a chicken playing America the Beautiful on the piano. It was so cute.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (PisyI)

155 Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

You seem concerned.

You should talk to a shrink about your concerns.
Now.

Posted by: Don't waste any time! at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (/LQkF)

156 There's a topic?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)

157 fyi, great white sharks do not do very well in captivity so that might be safer than some other shark.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (HALdu)

158 He looks like a reverse shrunken head. Or an actual shrunken head on a too-small body.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)


LOL!

He's the rare, but obvious South Bronx Bloated Head of the African-American Bronxian tribe.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

159 These are actual town and county names in SC where Buttgiggy should campaign:
BucklickFingervilleNo Mans LandHappy Bottom

Pixy's about to mess with me, I just know it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

160 Damn it, Pixy. Why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

161 The Prime Directive of Space Force?

Schlong 'em.

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)

162 He's taken over the Charlie Sheen WINNING!!!!!

I love it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 28, 2020 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

163 Forget it, Trump -- it's Cuckytown.


I've been saying since his election that he should be building an organization to find/identify and groom/mentor hundreds of mini-Trumps all over the county, and of course most importantly a successor who will extend and exceed his fight-back legacy.
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 28, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

If Trump picks him, he won't be a Trump, but a toady. You have to sow the crop and let it grow on its own.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

164 Thers a cute video of an alligator playing the piano. Well... he ate the pianist but hey cute is cute.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Orx/W)

165 Trump killing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

166 Sharon, I think the Boss intends this thread to be the antidote to the previous.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (XxJt1)

167 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)

Conor appreciates the hug, he is grinning like crazy.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (BiNEL)

168 Evidently Chris Matthews thinks all black men look the same-

https://tinyurl.com/wy8mvmq

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (wiXsO)

169 lol Levin just launched on a Bernie bro.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (JwTJa)

170 Please come to coastal GA, PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

171 Thers a cute video of an alligator playing the piano. Well... he ate the pianist but hey cute is cute.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

Mayor Pete can swallow pianists whole I hear.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (SfYbS)

172 That was great

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (ZCEU2)

173 There's a topic?

Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)


There's always a topic or two at hand. You know you got the memo.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 08:31 PM (Y8PSl)

174
Only if it's Star Trek.
Posted by: eleven

========

I'm watching Chris Hayes and Elizabeth Warren on MSNBC. I think they're on another planet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 08:31 PM (G51Gf)

175 Mayor Pete can swallow pianists whole I hear.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:30 PM (SfYbS)

thanks for the layup.

You misspelled "penis"!

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (Orx/W)

176 101
Who's having a rally? Where is it? How long will it last? Why wasn't I informed?


Posted by: Brian Karem at February 28, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

LOL

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (uEbPt)

177 >"I could literally watch this for hours."

Ace... you ok there, buddy?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (0Xx0p)

178 Thers a cute video of an alligator playing the piano. Well... he ate the pianist but hey cute is cute.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (Orx/W)

Someone should put a harp, or maybe a kiddie piano in the tank with an octopus. They are very smart, and might be able to make them work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2020 08:32 PM (9jbIB)

179 167 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)

Conor appreciates the hug, he is grinning like crazy.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:29 PM (BiNEL)


Conor!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

180 Dems think they can turn SC blue. Not this time around.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (l3+k2)

181 thanks for the layup.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob

I'm a team player like that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (SfYbS)

182 I've been watching a bunch of parrot videos lately and those birds are funny as shit. This one really cracks me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMKyc6n2qE

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+0AKE)

183 Trump needs to invite Casper van Dien, Michael Ironside, and Dina Merrill to the first ever swearing in of Space Force Cadets.




Posted by: Hands at February 28, 2020 08:24 PM (786Ro)



Honestly, I can see Trump inviting Shatner for that.


Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Izzlo)



Raise.......your......right.....hand!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+k5vA)

184
I've been watching a bunch of parrot videos lately and those birds are funny as shit. This one really cracks me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMKyc6n2qE
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+0AKE)



Cockatoo

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

185 Raise.......your......right.....hand!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+k5vA)



LOL !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

186
Hillary! wears Depends cuz she's the pianist.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (9wmyx)

187 Yes, there actually is a Peniel Crossroads, SC

*****

You just know Mayor Buttfuck is picking those places on purpose.
Posted by: Two Weeks

The most famous place for stump speeches in SC is called Gallivant's Fairy.

Posted by: Miklos, not making this up at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)

188 Those cockatoos are insane. They don't seem to be able to talk as well as parrots, but they get the cadence on tone of human peach perfect.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (+0AKE)

189 weekends are too short....

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

190 Honestly, I can see Trump inviting Shatner for that.

Posted by: josephistan at February 28, 2020 08:26 PM (Izzlo)

Raise.......your......right.....hand!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:34 PM (+k5vA)


If the Space Force's swearing-in ceremony doesn't have the E Plebnista in it somewhere, a beagle somewhere will lose its piano.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (NiXyF)

191 "Cockatoo"

Sis has one. Busiest damn bird in the world. And noisiest.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:37 PM (XxJt1)

192 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

Now he is really grinning after that shout-out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)

193 Those cockatoos are insane. They don't seem to be able to talk as well as parrots, but they get the cadence on tone of human peach perfect.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (+0AKE)


Find videos of African Grey parrot if you can. Very intelligent. Science supports !

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

194 182 I've been watching a bunch of parrot videos lately and those birds are funny as shit. This one really cracks me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piMKyc6n2qE
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+0AKE)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

195 Pete needs to visit Happy Bottom, SC. Yes, it exists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

196 Tucker is panic mongering again. Unwatchable.

*******

Dude needs to chill out.

Posted by: Coronavirus, Currently Listening to Put A Little Love in Your Heart at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)

197 Medium Buying @MediumBuying
FLASH: Bloomberg currently has no TV ad spending booked beyond Super Tuesday

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (BqBId)

198 Daily Star Trek Symposium is now, right? I heard Captain Picard face-palming himself earlier Thread today ...

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (DMUuz)

199 Those cockatoos are insane. They don't seem to be able to talk as well as parrots, but they get the cadence on tone of human peach perfect.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:36 PM (+0AKE)


But can they do Nancy Pelosi impeach perfect?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

200 Now Crazy Burny is on CSPN.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

201 Love the parrot videos where he "feeds the BABIES"

Posted by: skywch at February 28, 2020 08:40 PM (IWvy/)

202 I believe Captain Picard was facepalming over comments made concerning the M2411 Phaser, BTW.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (DMUuz)

203 Peniel is a place mentioned in the Bible. In Genesis 32:30 Jacob names the place that because he has seen the face of God and lived.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (WI7YS)

204 Jan D'oh @ 159, you left out Round O.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (XhWtx)

205 Wasn't there a vid of some cockatoo dancing to the back street boys some time back?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)

206 Love the parrot videos where he "feeds the BABIES"

Posted by: skywch at February 28, 2020 08:40 PM (IWvy/)


Yes!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

207 I'm a team player like that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (SfYbS)


*claps and points at PDtD like Trump does*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (Orx/W)

208 192 Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:33 PM (TdMsT)

Now he is really grinning after that shout-out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 28, 2020 08:38 PM (BiNEL)


Okay.


Now scratch Conor behind the ears and above his tail.

Tell Conor its from Aunt Ladyl.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (TdMsT)

209 Pebble The Crazy Cockatoo has been through too many acrimonious AoSHQ firestorms.

Posted by: filbert at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (NiXyF)

210 Sis has one. Busiest damn bird in the world. And noisiest.

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:37 PM (XxJt1)


Extremely loud, too. My friend had exotic birds. When she was in the backyard on the phone, it sounded like a jungle and the birds were on the second floor. Would drive me crazy as, to me, it's worse than a yapper dog.

Was very surprised to be told about the longevity of the some of these exotic birds. 75-100 years? People who have such birds have to put their disposition in their wills as the birds will most likely outlive their owners.

Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM (Y8PSl)

211 Oh, unlike for Trump, they're showing the Burnie crowd. I doubt there are 1000 people there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)

212 OMG! sniffybigtoe, that is hysterical!

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:43 PM (XxJt1)

213 Tell Conor its from Aunt Ladyl.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:42 PM


My real Aunt Lady would have pushed a salmon jerky treat through the USB port.

Posted by: Conor at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

214 Bernie is a riot to watch, still can't believe he believes his own bull shit yet everyone says he does.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCEU2)

215 Tucker is getting hard to watch. He basically said tonight (if I heard him right) the Trump economy only benefits the super rich.
Then he went into his corona nightmares.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (2oYEN)

216 "196 Tucker is panic mongering again. Unwatchable."

I guess he never apologized for his last pointless panic attack.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:45 PM (H8QX8)

217 As if we needed another TDS victim to admit it:

Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog 3h

I have no liked tweets. I have decided that I want to like one tweet. Respond to this with a comment of staggering, Earth shattering brilliance. If it moves me, you may earn the incredible honor of being my one and only liked tweet. This is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2020 08:45 PM (rysH+)

218 215: The New England Journal of medicine is not panicky

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (ONvIw)

219 Tucker is getting hard to watch. He basically said
tonight (if I heard him right) the Trump economy only benefits the super
rich.
Then he went into his corona nightmares.


Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (2oYEN)

The New Fox. Like the New the_donald. Not that the Old Fox was any real treat. Fuckin' O'Reilly that blowhard. The Face of Fox News. What a great face for "conservatives".

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (uEbPt)

220 When I lived in Iowa, Sis was two blocks away. When she had her bird outside I could hear him.
*wiping away tears of laughter and preparing to watch the cockatoo tantrum again*

Posted by: creeper at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (XxJt1)

221 God, this makes me realize how much I fucking hate people.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (rLZe7)

222 What was Tucker's last panic? That Iran was going to murder us all in our sleep?

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

223 That Iran was going to murder us all in our sleep?
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2020 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

Yeah, that WWIII with Iran was coming, or something.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:48 PM (H8QX8)

224 What was Tucker's last panic? That Iran was going to murder us all in our sleep?
Posted by: ...

I think there was one after that, it seems like they happen Avery 3 weeks or so.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (SfYbS)

225 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:46 PM (rLZe7)

What makes you realize you "f'ing hate people?" Dog baying while pounding the piano?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (WI7YS)

226 I shut off Tucker permanently after his Iran anti war tirade where he paraded all his little Washington anti war friends who agreed with him. Douche.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (rLZe7)

227 tucker has always made a living preying on the weak willed. it's his schtick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (KP5rU)

228 I want to thank the Horde for the informative discussions on the COVID-19.

My anxiety kid called today in a minor panic and I was able to talk her calmer with insights from here- primarily that most headlines in the FNM on the topic are OrangeManBad clickbait.

Posted by: Sal at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (bo8pf)

229 222 Now he can tie these together. Iran's corona issue is hitting the leadership. Euro Iran lovers and Kerry better watch out

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (ONvIw)

230 Tucker's come down with a case of Town Crier syndrome.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (H8QX8)

231 Those birds look like a lot of fun, and I don't think my cats would even bother a bird that big. Apparently, they can give a very painful bite too.

But then I started watching this lady (and not just for the birds) and she doesn't recommend these birds for pets at all, and she seems pretty familiar with them.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1BpMn4ErGPo8XB3Rzltojg

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+0AKE)

232 Interesting thread from a Kung Flu patient.

https://bit.ly/3ceCjOO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+y/Ru)

233 what happened to Tucker anyway?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (G546f)

234 "What makes you realize you "f'ing hate people?" Dog baying while pounding the piano?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:49 PM (WI7YS)"

Yeah. Why?

Animals are so much better than the average person. They're loyal, purely honest and entertaining. Plus they don't shoot at you.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (rLZe7)

235 Tucker is a Fucker & Hannity is unwatchable

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (BqBId)

236 At least Hannity's heart is in the right place.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:52 PM (2oYEN)

237 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:51 PM (rLZe7)

Because I wasn't sure what prompted the comment/ Video or something said on the thread/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (WI7YS)

238 235: fox news is unwatchable. all of it. nicklefuckers, the whole thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (KP5rU)

239 The thing with Tucker is I do not get where he is going with his schtick?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (HALdu)

240

All Confederate-related paraphernalia must soon be removed from all Marine installations, according to the highest-ranking officer in the US Marine Corps.

In a memo, obtained by Military.com, Commandant Gen. David Berger said he was prioritizing this "for immediate execution." The new rule follows a decision by the Defense Department to not ban representations of the Confederacy immediately following the 2015 mass-shooting of nine African American churchgoers, according to USA Today.

The same memo ordered Marine leaders to examine changes for women too. This included a review of yearlong maternity leave for Marines and a look at how more women can move in to combat roles. Berger's memo also encouraged leaders to extend parental leave for same-sex couples, according to Military.com.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

241 235 You could have improved your post by rhyming Hannity with Sanity or Vanity. Muldoon would not have made this error/

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (ONvIw)

242 "American diagnosed with coronavirus says 'so far, it isn't that bad'; Welcomes the time away from his wife"


I lulz

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

243

If the corona virus is going to hit anyone in this country can it hit the chickenshits on Wall Street. After all they should pay for the carnage they inflicted on this country this week with their panic BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (+k5vA)

244 what happened to Tucker anyway?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21


Probably just got tired of the "WhY U sO TrUmPy?" clapback. He's only human, and getting a near riot of PantiFa kicking at his door last year would frighten most.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (rysH+)

245 "Because I wasn't sure what prompted the comment/ Video or something said on the thread/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (WI7YS)"

Burning anger from years of experience only tempered by the love of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (rLZe7)

246 If Iran's leaders are coming down with corona, what are we doing to keep clandestine Democrats from re-entering the country?

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (lK7fO)

247 My real Aunt Lady would have pushed a salmon jerky treat through the USB port.
Posted by: Conor at February 28, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)


I'll add that to my grocery list, dear Conor. Anything for such a good boy!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (TdMsT)

248 what happened to Tucker anyway?
*****
he has always been a Putz, Rush used to call him Snidley Whiplash

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (BqBId)

249 QUARANTINE ALL THE THINGS!

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (+J//Q)

250 239: neither does he. he really doesn't care either. long as he put asses in the seats.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

251 246: Quarantine at gitmo?

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 08:55 PM (ONvIw)

252 Probably just got tired of the "WhY U sO TrUmPy?" clapback. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2020 08:54 PM (rysH+)

That sounds about right.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (H8QX8)

253 If the corona virus is going to hit anyone in this country can it hit the chickenshits on Wall Street. After all they should pay for the carnage they inflicted on this country this week with their panic BS

******************

Id like to buy the dip because this is an artificial correction based on mania and orange man bad dementia.

But since Im a clueless idiot I have no idea what to invest in.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (+dsLj)

254 Funny vids of parrots being annoying to cats:

https://tinyurl.com/tw64mtk

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (ptqGC)

255
Rush used to call him Snidley Whiplash
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

256 Chef's kiss

https://tinyurl.com/vorknzv

Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

257 Bernie is a riot to watch, still can't believe he believes his own bull shit yet everyone says he does.
Posted by: Skip
------

And yet, and yet...the press/media fail to call that to everyone's attention. The obvious reason is that they are collectively on-board or ignorant (no real difference there).

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2020 08:57 PM (xSo9G)

258 Trump should do a 50 state tour. Anger the donks even more.

Posted by: morigu at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (Eu98u)

259 Wait..wut? Tucker saying Chelsea Clinton is now a professor of public health at Columbia University?

WHAT?!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

260 Totally gave up on Fox though do wish Levin's show was more on my schedule.

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (ZCEU2)

261 Rush used to call Tucker "Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.". I had to go to wiki for that under Dobie Gillis'

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (2oYEN)

262 the guvner of cali opens his piehole one more time, lock that fucking state down. nobody in, nobody out. fuck him, let them wallow in their shit encrusted paradise. damn that place is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 08:58 PM (KP5rU)

263 Quarantine Quentin Tarantino before it's too late!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 28, 2020 08:59 PM (+y/Ru)

264 235
Tucker is a Fucker Hannity is unwatchable

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


#walkaway from fox

I did it quite some time ago.

O'Blowhard

Whorealdo

Juan da Libtard

Memememe Hannity

Several others at the time before they left that really grated on my nerves.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 28, 2020 08:59 PM (qZdIZ)

265 Stupid dog.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 08:59 PM (hku12)

266 265: smarter than any democrat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU)

267 Tonypete, if you are still around, I sent you an e-mail.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 28, 2020 09:02 PM (a4EWo)

268 Stupid dog.
Posted by: BurtTC

---

Eustace? Is that you?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 09:03 PM (Y4EXg)

269 Got it and answered.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 09:04 PM (Y4EXg)

270 All Confederate-related paraphernalia must soon be removed from all Marine installations, according to the highest-ranking officer in the US Marine Corps.

In a memo, obtained by Military.com, Commandant Gen. David Berger said he was prioritizing this "for immediate execution." The new rule follows a decision by the Defense Department to not ban representations of the Confederacy immediately following the 2015 mass-shooting of nine African American churchgoers, according to USA Today.

The same memo ordered Marine leaders to examine changes for women too. This included a review of yearlong maternity leave for Marines and a look at how more women can move in to combat roles. Berger's memo also encouraged leaders to extend parental leave for same-sex couples, according to Military.com.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)


Right.

I know female Marines who think they're just as tough as men.

They're not.

I like the idea of year long maternity leave though. Let's have wars around their bleeding cycles. I'm sure the Chinamen and Norks will wait.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:04 PM (hku12)

271 Tucker saying Chelsea Clinton is now a professor of public health at Columbia University?

WHAT?!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Professor of Pubic Health
he star student is Gwyneth Pewcandle

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:04 PM (G546f)

272 That dog is singing for my supper.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 28, 2020 09:05 PM (EgshT)

273 Stupid dog.
Posted by: BurtTC

---

Eustace? Is that you?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2020 09:03 PM (Y4EXg)


I don't know who you're talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8tE7ZVY7nA

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:07 PM (hku12)

274 Tucker Carlson is going to come out in support of single payer health care one of these days. Mark my words.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 28, 2020 09:07 PM (xPl2J)

275 think tucker meant she's a professor of pubic health.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

276 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:09 PM (arJlL)

277 I think corona's going to go away in a few weeks when the cold and flu season fades. Nobody gets the flu in the warm weather.

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (2oYEN)

278 time to burn down every institute of higher learning. then, nuke them. just to be sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

279 maybe we should go to Italy anyeay
it's probably fine

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:11 PM (G546f)

280 Rush used to call him Snidley Whiplash
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani

Chatsworth Osborne, Jr.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:56 PM (aKsyK)
******
That's right !!!

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 09:12 PM (BqBId)

281 What did Tucker do now? Every now and then he manages to piss everyone off here, and I'm not sure I get it. Teevee personalities shouldn't cause anyone heartache or heartburn.

It's just a show.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)

282 maybe we should go to Italy anyeay
it's probably fine
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21

Just watch your purse & pockets in the cities.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 09:14 PM (SfYbS)

283 279 - i thought you cancelled flight?

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 09:14 PM (+J//Q)

284
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2020 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

=======

And Esper is fine with this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (G51Gf)

285 what does chelzee know about health? i'm sure the little entitled bitch doesn't even wipe her own ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

286 time to burn down every institute of higher learning. then, nuke them. just to be sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

Then round up any survivors and make them hammer the rubble into pebbles.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (9Om/r)

287 Jason Chaffetz subbing for Hannity tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 09:16 PM (wiXsO)

288 I honestly can't remember the last time I watched Fox News or any other news network. None of them are 'News'. Journalism is dead. It's all activism now. Bah Humbug. I'd ask what Tucker has done to earn such scorn from the Horde but I really don't care. I never watched him much beyond the occasional YouTube clips. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2020 09:16 PM (TvX16)

289 286: nice.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

290 Right.

I know female Marines who think they're just as tough as men.

They're not.

I like the idea of year long maternity leave though. Let's have wars around their bleeding cycles. I'm sure the Chinamen and Norks will wait.
Posted by: BurtTC at February




that's just crazy talk

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (HALdu)

291
281 What did Tucker do now? Every now and then he manages to piss everyone off here, and I'm not sure I get it. Teevee personalities shouldn't cause anyone heartache or heartburn.

It's just a show.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)



The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (Z7lwY)

292 Chelsea Clinton has got to be the most boring person on the planet. She really has zero public speaking skills.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (wiXsO)

293 what does chelzee know about health? i'm sure the little entitled bitch doesn't even wipe her own ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Isn't her degree in sociology or some shit?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (SfYbS)

294 maybe we should go to Italy anyeay
it's probably fine
Posted by: vmom 2020 v21


Thinking things are fine here is not the same as going to italy.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (HALdu)

295 21m
Iranian authorities firmly pursued to conceal flights of Mahan Air to China; however, their miscalculation resulted in another scandal for their government.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 28, 2020 09:19 PM (BqBId)

296 293: graft and spinach pancakes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

297 I think we know why this coronavirus is spreading so much.

Racism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=124P675CXjk

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (hku12)

298 OMG. I love that dog.

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

299 The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.
Posted by: buzzion at February




meh, you know drudge is kind of a google thing now.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)

300 I had a beagle, briefly.

Always wanted one; in my younger years, I loved to hunt rabbit, and coveted beagles.

Until I actually owned one. Jesus fucking Christ, it was the most emotionally overwrought female in the house, and I have a wife and two daughters with frequently overlapping menses.

I could not fucking take it. I gave her to my brother, who mercifully took her off my hands.

I now have a (male) Boston Terrier -- best goddamned dog I've ever had. He and I drink rum together. That dog has his head on straight. Sure, he's emotional; but most of those emotions are anger at squirrels and rage at bunnies.

That fucking beagle expressed howls of existential angst, daily. She wept -- actual tears -- if she thought she wasn't getting enough attention.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 28, 2020 09:21 PM (scwAj)

301 Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with The Squad and that 'throuple' former congresscritter. Even then it will require me to be nearly comatose drunk to watch on XHamster.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2020 09:21 PM (TvX16)

302 Is Trump at a rally? I can't find him on tv....

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

303 RedRidingHood @ 292 yeah Chelsea is boring and her parents Hillary and Webb being rich and all that. Ama Carter turned out so much more refined.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (XhWtx)

304 I've been lost in Cuckatoo videos for the past 45 mins.

*shakes fist at sniffybigtoe*

Posted by: Tami at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (cF8AT)

305 301: that fuckin place would smell like a gymnasium filled with gas station sushi. baking in the sun.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

306 >> Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with

That's not interesting, that's obscene. The thought of that would put me off lezbo orgies for a few minutes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 09:24 PM (f1Vqw)

307
So she's Healthy Chelsea now?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 28, 2020 09:25 PM (f1Vqw)

308 Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:13 PM (hku12)



The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.
Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 09:18 PM (Z7lwY)


It's the "Made ya look" school of journalism. Same nonsense as the stupid grabber headlines they put at the bottoms of articles: Look at what Kim Kardashian wore to the Grammys!

Yeah, no.

But if you click over, I guess they get money.

That's what Tucker does too.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2020 09:25 PM (hku12)

309 301. thanks for that nightmare fuel cous. I worry about some of you morons.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 09:25 PM (+J//Q)

310 vmom.....we have been in contact with friends in east Italy and everything is fine. They think the media is "of course" over blowing it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 09:26 PM (/UQ/R)

311 vmom.....we have been in contact with friends in east Italy and everything is fine. They think the media is "of course" over blowing it
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February




that is fine, however, anybody that goes to a country and gets whuanbola now is not coming back in.

they knew better.

that goes even more for cruises.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:28 PM (HALdu)

312 299 The "OMG Tucker!" stuff to me is slightly less annoying than the "OMG look at Drudge!" comments. I mean Tucker does seem to have on good segments at times but I still don't feel like turning on Fox News. Drudge was always annoying. Just frickin' tell us what dumb headline he wrote that was so worth running over here to tell us about.
Posted by: buzzion at February




meh, you know drudge is kind of a google thing now.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)



I'm talking about even before he sold out. I always found "Look at Drudge!" comments annoying. If it's that important you should be linking the actual article not his dumb headline.

Posted by: buzzion at February 28, 2020 09:31 PM (Z7lwY)

313 I could watch Buddy for literally seconds.

Posted by: jsg at February 28, 2020 09:31 PM (6wQGO)

314 Wow, Jerry Rivers was actually sensible on The Five today.

Posted by: logprof at February 28, 2020 09:31 PM (oZuI0)

315 not so.....you are purposely being contrarian

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2020 09:32 PM (/UQ/R)

316 vmom.....we have been in contact with friends in east Italy and everything is fine. They think the media is "of course" over blowing it
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Yeah.

But what about West Italy ?

Where Sergio filmed all them sparghetti westerns ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:33 PM (arJlL)

317 I'm talking about even before he sold out. I always found "Look at Drudge!" comments annoying. If it's that important you should be linking the actual article not his dumb headline.
Posted by: buzzion at Februar



I agree

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:33 PM (HALdu)

318
time to burn down every institute of higher learning. then, nuke them. just to be sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

Then round up any survivors and make them hammer the rubble into pebbles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:15 PM (9Om/r)







Then have them mix it with Quickcrete so it can set into boulders overnight. Then they can start over again in the morning.

Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2020 09:33 PM (eXA4G)

319 Wow, Jerry Rivers was actually sensible on The Five today.
Posted by: logprof

Did he have the beer bottle from Al Capone's vault tested for the virus ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:35 PM (arJlL)

320 not so.....you are purposely being contrarian
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February


no, I said don't go before you said go.

Italy is not as wealthy or organized as the U.S. and they have loads of "migrants" from sw asia and north africa sneaking in daily.

how long is the flight to italy? 10 hours?

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:35 PM (HALdu)

321 Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is
filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with The Squad and that 'throuple' former
congresscritter. Even then it will require me to be nearly comatose
drunk to watch on XHamster.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2020 09:21 PM (TvX16)


Oh hell no, nope, noooo nooo, fuck no. No fucking way no. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:36 PM (9Om/r)

322 Speaking of nightmare fuel, has anyone seen Cher lately? I can't decide if she looks more like a tranny or a drag queen with each passing day.

Posted by: kallisto at February 28, 2020 09:36 PM (+J//Q)

323 310; not making a suggestion , but this is not the first corona virus to cause viral pneumonia and it wont he the last. The elderly, the immunocompromised and people with COPD should take extra precautions. Prof N is nearly 80 and has a history of chemo and respiratory issues. I told him hes staying out of crowds, avoiding air travel and cruises. I would say this during any tough flu season, but more this year due to influenza B and the prevalence of viral pneumonia even before wuhan.

Posted by: CN at February 28, 2020 09:36 PM (ONvIw)

324 This is why the internet was invented. They can shut it off now.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:37 PM (Kc8Wi)

325 323: casket mannequin. that's cher. another fucking fake indian.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:38 PM (KP5rU)

326 Speaking of nightmare fuel, has anyone seen Cher lately? I can't decide if she looks more like a tranny or a drag queen with each passing day.
Posted by: kallisto

carpaccio

Posted by: Miklos, with after dinner drinks, not like the before dinner drinks at February 28, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

327 Well, well, well, look who's doing well with Hispanic voters.

https://tinyurl.com/rdgw3jx

Read the story, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2020 09:39 PM (7WC33)

328 DO NOT GET A COCKATOO!! They can make a noise as loud as a jet engine. Out of all the parrots, that really is the one you should not get.

My husband's nephew is bring the macaw and his new cockatoo to the family service tomorrow. Which means I really can't be around him indoors.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 28, 2020 09:40 PM (JKNZq)

329 Slow around here tonight...everyone get a real life or something???

Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2020 09:44 PM (UUBmN)

330 Jeffrey Lord reminds me of Andrew Jackson. I guess it's the hair.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2020 09:44 PM (sGotD)

331 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling hysteria ensues.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)

332 My husband's nephew is bring the macaw and his new cockatoo to the family service tomorrow. Which means I really can't be around him indoors.
Posted by: notsothoreau

And that doesn't sound like a bad thing !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (arJlL)

333 Chelsea Clinton will only be interesting if she is
filmed nude in a lesbian orgy with The Squad and that 'throuple' former
congresscritter.


I am standing here at five guys waiting for my order and you are trying to induce a projectile puke?

Posted by: JEM at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (se7Gm)

334 AOP-
Hope you get over the Desert-Plague and heal up soon.

Posted by: DBCooper at February 28, 2020 09:47 PM (bttOm)

335 AOP-
Hope you get over the Desert-Plague and heal up soon.
Posted by: DBCooper

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (arJlL)

336 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can
stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling
hysteria ensues.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)


I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (9Om/r)

337 Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2020 09:44 PM (sGotD)]

The sausages are excellent!

Thanks so much for the recommendation!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dLLD6)

338 Oooh, Alex Zedra is behind Trump's right shoulder at the rally.

She's a fucking smoke show.


Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (qnaGV)

339 So I voted today. (North Carolina) My county has 29000 registered voters . The vote monitor said in early voting less then 2000 had voted so far.

Not sure what that means seems a low total for this late in the day.

Posted by: Big V at February 28, 2020 09:49 PM (XEC2p)

340 there is no way to make chelzee hubble interesting with out much drugs and induced vomiting. at leat the puke will be technicolor.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:49 PM (KP5rU)

341 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can
stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling
hysteria ensues.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)


I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February



Have been saying this for years.

Posted by: not so at February 28, 2020 09:49 PM (HALdu)

342 westminsterdogshow, honestly my biggest worry is getting quarantined because of panicked ppl, not of getting sick

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:50 PM (G546f)

343 never got the kate upton attraction either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 28, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

344
Oooh, Alex Zedra is behind Trump's right shoulder at the rally.

She's a fucking smoke show.




Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at February 28, 2020 09:48 PM (qnaGV)

The brunette? Yeah she looked...tasty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2020 09:52 PM (9Om/r)

345 ONT

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 28, 2020 09:52 PM (SfYbS)

346 so I have a non scientific theory that Italy has a milder form of the virus and Iran has a worse form
compared to the original one in China

Posted by: vmom 2020 v21 at February 28, 2020 09:53 PM (G546f)

347 344
Is Trump porkinner?

Posted by: steve at February 28, 2020 09:55 PM (TTy55)

348 331 Kate Upton - most overrated model. Proof you can stick a pair of boobs on anything with the right management and baffling hysteria ensues.
Posted by: Mike G. at February 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Kc8Wi)

Kate Upton's appeal is that she acts like she has fun and is fun to be around.

Posted by: free tibet at February 28, 2020 09:56 PM (oTMWb)

349 notsothoreau
Bringing a cockatoo and a macaw to a memorial?
I'd have been murderous had someone done that for my late partner's memorial.
Bad enough that her daughter was there but she could be controlled.
My condolences.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 28, 2020 09:57 PM (8NCI0)

350 Kate Upton's appeal is that she acts like she has fun and is fun to be around.


She appears to have a pleasant chubby girl personality.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 28, 2020 09:58 PM (yQpMk)

351 There's a model named Gabby Carter who could pass as Upton's sister and she has big uns' and has zillions of topless shots on the 'net.

Do yourself a favor and check her out.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2020 10:04 PM (o1fzk)

352 El Rushbo called the quarantined Yokohama cruise ship 'The Virus of the Seas. Nice

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 28, 2020 10:22 PM (oX9Yj)

353 The Beagle playing piano is been around a while. In the original, there's a spot about halfway through, he hits a couple notes, and then glances over at the camera as if to say "How'd I do, pretty good, huh?" Cracks me up.

I like the idea of owning a Beagle. But I'm told, and keep reading, people keep saying, they are something else. I'll still probably have to find out for myself. Or maybe a miniature dachsund. Or both. People are no damn good, that much is certain.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2020 11:05 PM (dmWPe)

354
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355 Buddy's work brilliantly uses parallel seconds that have an ambiguous tonality that shifts between the minor and major modes that, at times, invoke the sounds of Debussy. Buddy then exploits plaintive melodies whose key feature is a sustained ostinato and vocalizations instead of actual lyrics when taken together form delicate counterpoint to the piano part and invoke feelings of longing for something not yet arrived. The tension between the two yield a post modern sensibility that captures our need, be it man or canine, for tradition while our imagination stands firmly in the future. Brilliant work.

Posted by: Pro Inalienable Rights at February 29, 2020 12:04 PM (vj+qd)

356 The problem with coronavirus is not about how dangerous it is. Judging by the videos being leaked from China, where the Chicoms are spewing some sort of gas in the streets and every office at a maasive scale, you can tell the CV strand in China is very dangerous and we should take it very seriously.

The problem is how our corrupt MSM is using this dangerous virus to undermine POTUS.

Asians in the US know better though. No doubt they hear stories from Asia and have seen the troublibg videos.

I went to Costco yesterday. All the water, rice and other essential items were gone. Completely depleted.

The parking lot was filled to the rim and no shopping cart could be found. It took me about 10 minutes to get one to buy my usual products.

I had never seen anything like this. If the MSM is successful in creating mass hysteria in the US, expect Black-Friday-like fights at every store soon.

Posted by: nono at February 29, 2020 07:23 PM (2Cm6i)

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