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Democrat Debate Thread Deux

"gdgm+" says the thread that follows says that "audience" members paid up to $750 per seat -- or had those seats paid for them.

Scrooge McC***k seems to have a more vociferous cheering section than you'd guess he would, absent the factor of money.

This couldn't be true, could it?

I don't think that could be true.

But the part about this place being packed with Establishment shills? That I can believe.

From earlier in the debate:

Posted by: Ace at 09:35 PM




Comments

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1 Fight! Fight! Fight!

Posted by: Eucher at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (PjbEW)

2 OMG. this is even more insane than last time.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

3 Fresh!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (UUBmN)

4 Joe has opened up a new thread! Thanks Joe!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (OisDX)

5 Bernie playing the tiny invisible piano again.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (VNfwt)

6 I love watching libtards eat their own.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (oZuI0)

7 Donald Deux

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (aKsyK)

8 HOW DARE YOU???

Posted by: Greta T. at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (DMUuz)

9 Top 11 or something

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (N30JC)

10 That settles it. I'm voting for Larry David.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (sM+h7)

11 Away from the TV this evening. Has anyone thrown a chair yet?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (iS/NP)

12 Send in the pies!

Posted by: henry at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (J3Rfi)

13 1205
Bernie is gonna have a stroke.



Fine Cuban Hospitals!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (oVJmc)

14 KILL KILL KILL

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CTN7u)

15 Question 1:

How can I smell the desperation through my tv? I didn't know I had that option!


Question 2:

How do it disable it?





Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

16 I'm going to bed. I can't drink anymore.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (/+bwe)

17 jeeze are these geezers still awake?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (G546f)

18 This is a thing of beauty.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UvJJq)

19 Thank you Lord. That last thread was getting out of hand.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (9iOtW)

20 RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CTN7u)

21 It's like a demolition derby, except with tricycles and Benny Hill music played on a kazoo.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (OisDX)

22 You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (t3YBx)

23 "Russia!' Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CDGwz)

24 Biden...I'll make Russia pay for it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (9iOtW)

25 Has anyone thrown a chair yet?

Steyer and Kloby are the only ones with sufficient upper body strength to do so.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (JCrfD)

26 Drink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (BiNEL)

27 Does Joe think he knows what is happening? And what year it is?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

28 Those voices in Joe's head? Russia.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (VNfwt)

29 LOL, I'm watching an episode of Voyager and the holo-doctor tells Seven of Nine he has to monitor her implants regularly.

*snoork*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

30 Joe's got some anger

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (rpxSz)

31 whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (ZLI7S)

32 "each one of you has, taped under your podium, a Walther PPK with a single, chambered round"

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (CTN7u)

33 Tell Vladimir, I can be more flexible after the election.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (CDGwz)

34 After actually listening to these clowns, when I get home I'm sending some money to Trump's campaign.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (+ZLGa)

35 Buttigieg: we cannot relive the Cold War

Moderator: RUSSIA IS AT IT AGAIN

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (UvJJq)

36 Bernie's gonna have a coronary!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (CjFDo)

37 Different sanctions than Trump imposed?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

38 Democratic party debate: A battle of wits between unarmed combatants.

Posted by: webley silvernail at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (MvW7J)

39 I watched five minutes of this thing. The lady said it was boring as hell. I agreed, and we switched to Life in Pieces. Much better use of the time.

The dems are so fucked, really.

Posted by: trev006 at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (cGPK0)

40 They keep repeating those cliches (17 agencies!) like they do with every issue.

But no one knows what they mean, as designed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

41 Putin: Bernie, stick a shiv in Joe

Bernie: Ok

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (t3YBx)

42 > Steyer and Kloby are the only ones with sufficient upper body strength to do so.

My money is on Kloby in any such physical brawl.

She's got some husky on her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (lbYzk)

43 The scary thing is one of these could, with perfidy, theft, fraud, lies, deception, beat DJT.
It's a long shot, but a non-zero possibility.
We've seen the extremes the opposition will go to.
We gotta fight like we are behind 20 points.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (w7KSn)

44 How many Dems actually watch these shit shows, and how many depend on the media to tell them what to think?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (l3+k2)

45 26 Has anyone thrown a chair yet?


wheelchairs be heavy, dude

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (rpxSz)

46 The UK and Australia did more to the 2016 election than Russia.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (VNfwt)

47 10 That settles it. I'm voting for Larry David.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (sM+h7)

--Super Tuesday I'm gonna troll and Feel the Bern with my vote.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (oZuI0)

48 Russia, still? Really?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (+ZLGa)

49 I wish someone would say the 80s called and they want their foreign policy back.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (7bcfy)

50 You know what would enliven this debate? Release a Gorn.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

51 paw paw gettin sleepy

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (CTN7u)

52 Biden want some Russian ass. No mention of the corrupt FBI or DOJ.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (ATCV4)

53 Steyer foam

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (ucNdt)

54 Styrofoam moves his head like a marionette on a bad local kid's after school show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (lbYzk)

55 Biden: sanctions on Russia but not Iran

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (UvJJq)

56 Eh, I'm giving up on listening. It's all the same hysterical shit and the same obvious tactics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (oVJmc)

57 Russia!

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Hdg8X)

58 Willowed:

1236 1169 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)



If he wins the nomination he might have to spend all his campaign donations on the actual campaign rather than just pocketing it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Z7lwY)

59 Steyer claims trump is colluding with...well, you know who.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (CDGwz)

60 Interesting way to fundraise

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (KZzsI)

61 Send in Benny Hill. It's the only way to end this national nightmare... and some yakity yak with Spike Jones.

Posted by: roscoe at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (WX+x0)

62 --Super Tuesday I'm gonna troll and Feel the Bern with my vote.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (oZuI0)

#MeToo.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (+ZLGa)

63 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.


Well, since his goal is to lose ...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (CTN7u)

64 Steyer is insane

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (nRWPy)

65 Continued from last thread:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/vx2q3uz

"Voters hoping to attend the Democratic presidential
debate in Charleston this month will be hard-pressed
to find guaranteed tickets unless they pay thousands
of dollars as a sponsor."

Posted by: gdgm+ at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (ExnWy)

66 ooh BERNIE PLAYS THE JEW CARD

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (CTN7u)

67 Buttigieg was 7 when the Wall came down.

He knows jackshit about the Cold War except what his commie old man taught him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (JCrfD)

68 Amy Klobuchar's hair looks like the one included in LEGO sets. It's probably attached to a peg sticking out of the top of her head.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (oZuI0)

69 Netanyahu is the racist, Bern?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (nRWPy)

70 67

Jew gotta be kidding!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (OisDX)

71 We gotta fight like we are behind 20 points.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (w7KSn)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
We've gotta go out and fight like we've already been sent to the gulag

Posted by: Still just john at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (xgR3t)

72 Bernie dodges, completely, question about moving embassy back to Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (xSo9G)

73 Bernie is gonna overdraw his racism card. Damn, according to Bernie, everything is raaaaacist.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (9iOtW)

74 watched five minutes of this thing. The lady said it was boring as hell. I agreed, and we switched to Life in Pieces. Much better use of the time.

The dems are so fucked, really.
Posted by: trev006 at February 25


Mrs D switched to Pride and Prejudice.
Can I have one of those Walthers?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (axyOa)

75 sanders is as kosher jewish as a bacon double cheese burger.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (t3YBx)

76 We need to get closer to our allies. ( Except when I determine they are racist..)

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (Hdg8X)

77 Fuck the "Palestinians". Right up their terrorist asses. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (lbYzk)

78
They booed Mayor Pete when he said we can't be praising Castro.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (M9ntN)

79 Bernie Bros gonna shit their pants when they find out that Bernie's a Jew.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (CTN7u)

80 Can you imagine a state of the union address delivered by angry Uncle Bernie?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 Donors and VIPs - SuperDelegates?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (aKsyK)

82 Amy Klobuchar's hair looks like the one included in LEGO sets. It's probably attached to a peg sticking out of the top of her head.
Posted by: logprof
-------

Awful.

Posted by: Barky at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (xSo9G)

83 Bibi a racist...strong words. Bernie didn't need to go there but chose to.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (ja/kn)

84 Bernie lived in Israel for "some months."

That makes him qualified about Israeli issues?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (+ZLGa)

85 With Jews like these, Israel doesn't need any enemies.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (VNfwt)

86 She's got some husky on her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (lbYzk)

Hey! It was whiteout conditions, couldn't see a damned thing.

Posted by: Silver Chief, dog of the North at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (UODZ5)

87
God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (M9ntN)

88 Sanders and Warren are dipshits.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (t3YBx)

89 Joe: Me and Obama couldn't stop Russia winning the election for Trump because we didn't get the info until the end! Hmmm...sounds to me like an intelligence failure by all of those vaunted 17 intel agencies under Obama. Tell me how I don't understand, Joe.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (AMIL/)

90 Liz Warren is a ditz... she shows herself tonight as such..

She only has bullshit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (CjFDo)

91 Good thing the option was in there for "My country right (or wrong)" because we sure have taken a wrong turn somewhere!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

92 "74 Bernie dodges, completely, question about moving embassy back to Tel Aviv."

Actually, if you disentangle his word salad, he said he would.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (puu6v)

93 Thumb on scale on just one side. Like Barry did ... ?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (t3YBx)

94 Warren: Husky by Injection

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (CTN7u)

95 > Bernie Bros gonna shit their pants when they find out that Bernie's a Jew.

Like the woman in Iowa who found out that ButtJizz was gay.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (lbYzk)

96 Just finished cardio and am all kinds of sweaty. Beats watching the Dem "debate" clownshow.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

97 Supposedly Biden said that 150,000,000 people have been killed with guns since 2007. That's nearly half the population of the USA. Impressive.

That would mean over 29,000 people have been killed A DAY in America, for 14 years straight, by my math.

Seems like someone would have noticed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

98 God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.


Not if we repeal the 22nd Amendment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

99 Steyer is running on debunked Russiarussiarussia?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (nRWPy)

100 Bloomberg is a Jew like I am a ballerina...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (w7KSn)

101 God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.

GREAT NEWS! BOTH PARTIES WILL BE DOING THIS IN 2024!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (JCrfD)

102 Squanto wants to be a Pali ally? Fucking psycho!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (ATCV4)

103 Klobby talking about "Hot Dishes"....


*snort*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CTN7u)

104 Warren refuses to answer about embassy in Jerusalem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (xSo9G)

105 Biden remembers when Washington parachuted into the Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

106 OT but amusing...Iran's Deputy Health Minister sez "Everything's under control."

And...then it gets out that he's tested positive of the coronavirus.

Apparently Allah has a wicked sense of humor.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

107 Klobby is all the fuck over the place.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CTN7u)

108 The hot dish the President brought is his wife, you dried up hag!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (Vy7tf)

109 TDS ! TDS ! TDS!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CTN7u)

110 Amy - I would not give Kim Jung Un blow jobs without something in return!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (CjFDo)

111 90% of america has no idea what a "hot dish" is, amy.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (nRWPy)

112 Let other people decide where the US embassy should be, Lizzie?

Really?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (+ZLGa)

113 You think they want a bunch of smelly Bernie Bros in the audience?

Posted by: Isophorone at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (Nrz1h)

114 111 OT but amusing...Iran's Deputy Health Minister sez "Everything's under control."

And...then it gets out that he's tested positive of the coronavirus.

Apparently Allah has a wicked sense of humor.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (W+kMI)

Echoes of Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

115 Liz Warren is a ditz... she shows herself tonight as such..

She only has bullshit..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (CjFDo)


She's a perfessor so, . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (Y8PSl)

116 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE TWEETS IN HIS BATHROBE!!!!

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (t3YBx)

117 Joe: It's an Axis of Evil! Russia! China! And for old times' sake, Italy!

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (P1f+c)

118 Rezultz.? Really?

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (Hdg8X)

119 Joe's Inner Sundowner is coming out now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (puu6v)

120 Uh, oh...Joe stumbling

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (xSo9G)

121 Joe ironically bitching about negotiating with dictators.



*cough Iran Deal cough*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (CTN7u)

122 Ahem. The Israeli government would have to approve moving the Embassy back to Tel Aviv.

Rather large that's not how this works moment, Bernie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (JCrfD)

123
Amy: I'd be that HOT DISH -- you'd be surprised what see-through sleepwear can accomplish!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (pNxlR)

124
Not if we repeal the 22nd Amendment.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

Hee hee hee.

Or if we get another amendment...allowing the President to appoint his son as his successor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (M9ntN)

125 @44
It is more than a remote possibility.

This is not Reagan's America, every election has gotten dicer and dicier.

We have also just in the last 4 years, had 2.8 million people become naturalized citizens, 90 pct coming from countries that are either marxist, or weak "democracies."

These groups vote on average 3:1 to 5:1 Donk.

Plus you add in illegals voting and outright fraud and it more than possible for the election to go to the Donks.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (syrZF)

126 Joe's done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (xSo9G)

127 Joe has another brain fart.

Sad.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

128 Joe is shouting at the screen again

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (nRWPy)

129 All these fools speaking as though we are living in a depression.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (67sg6)

130 Slow Joe getting confused again.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (9iOtW)

131
this is really a shit show
I'm just rootin' for injuries

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (DUIap)

132 Poor Joe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

133 The sun is going down, Joe. Down, Joe.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (ATCV4)

134 I mean just wow

Joe

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (rpxSz)

135 Joe - I would such a bring a Kim to China and Japan I mean Korea and here's what I was saying for years..

And that's what I have to say! Am I clear??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (CjFDo)

136 Everybody tired.

Time to wheel these Memory Care facility alumni back to their rooms.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (CTN7u)

137
Start the harmonica music as Joe rides off into the sunset.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

138 Bootygig wants to go to war in the middle east

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (nRWPy)

139
Fuck Syria!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (pNxlR)

140 Biden firewall, collapsed. He's gonna be out by March 3.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (xSo9G)

141 can we do the jammie dance at the NoVaMoMe?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (PkVlr)

142 First, of all , I stand with these people. Except I stand in South Bend and am happy just kissing my gay husband and complaining about my great life.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

143 Bloomberg is actually the only one who has accomplished anything in office. IMHO he was a very good mayor. Now, though, he's apologizing for one of his most effective policies.

Welcome to the (Demotard) Party, pal!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (oZuI0)

144 Jesus, if Slow Joe wins, we ARE going to be in a war with China.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (+ZLGa)

145 > And for old times' sake, Italy!

The Dey of Algiers grabbed a couple of our ships recently, I hear.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (lbYzk)

146 DENMARK!

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (OMmPm)

147 To sodomy, and BEYOND!!

Posted by: Jizz Buttqueer at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (RVcmP)

148 @101 Supposedly Biden said that 150,000,000 people have been killed with guns since 2007. That's nearly half the population of the USA. Impressive.

That would mean over 29,000 people have been killed A DAY in America, for 14 years straight, by my math.

Seems like someone would have noticed

------------------

A couple of years ago a Dem politician (can't remember which one off the top of my head, unfortunately, but it was either Mayor Emmanuel, or a governor) told the country that guns kill 93,000,000 people a day.

So at least their statistics are getting better, albeit ever so slowly.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (/sKj3)

149
can they all just implode?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

150 A nood would have been nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

151 Mass murder? Where?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (xSo9G)

152 A couple of years ago a Dem politician (can't remember which one off the top of my head, unfortunately, but it was either Mayor Emmanuel, or a governor) told the country that guns kill 93,000,000 people a day.

So at least their statistics are getting better, albeit ever so slowly.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (/sKj3)


I think it was Pelosi.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (AMIL/)

153 Faux: Get the NRA to kill millions in the middle east!

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (t3YBx)

154
God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


That debate will eclipse this one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (aKsyK)

155
Time for Petey to tout the restorative healing power of daily buttsex

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

156 Jane,
I nooded!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (UUBmN)

157 Look at Every Single One of these idiots on stage and imagine them as CinC.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (ptqGC)

158 149 can we do the jammie dance at the NoVaMoMe?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (PkVlr)
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I'll bring the knives, and Weasel will bring the psilocybins!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

159
We're going to have to revive the Chinese Exclusion Act.

https://tinyurl.com/t9npyg7

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (M9ntN)

160 Napoleon Soda-part.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (LxTcq)

161 told the country that guns kill 93,000,000 people a day.


Kaine

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy)

162 Denmark....a nation with about as many people as some large US metro areas.

Yeah, we should do what they do. NOT.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (+ZLGa)

163 A nood would have been nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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1218 Not ONT nood...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (xSo9G)

164 Oh boy....words to live by! And I was about to turn the debate off.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (L3Rsz)

165 Its going to be Cruz or Desantis we have any worries 2024

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (qg04w)

166 Oh boy. After the break they're going to ask personal questions!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

167 i'm not watching. y'all are way too cerebral for my trailer park brain.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU)

168 You think they want a bunch of smelly Bernie Bros in the audience?
Posted by: Isophorone at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM


It's like nobody remembers our fart-in at the 2016 Dem National Convention.

Posted by: Bernie Bros at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (DMUuz)

169 I admit, I haven't watched the whole debate but from what I have seen, have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

170
Break! Time for the fruit roll-ups and juice boxes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (pNxlR)

171 These people are masters of inept double speak
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (MGjUO)


These people are masters of gibberish.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (z79tQ)

172 Bernie should have the old Soviet National Anthem played whenever he is introduced. It is his song!

Posted by: William Eaton at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cfkTP)

173
We have also just in the last 4 years, had 2.8 million people become
naturalized citizens, 90 pct coming from countries that are either
marxist, or weak "democracies." These groups vote on average 3:1 to 5:1 Donk.

Plus you add in illegals voting and outright fraud and it more than possible for the election to go to the Donks.

Yup.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (N30JC)

174 A nood would have been nice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC)


@ # 1211.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (Y8PSl)

175 177 Oh boy. After the break they're going to ask personal questions!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (ptqGC)
---

"What's your favorite lube?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

176 Oh dear God, asking them what words they live by....this oughta be epic.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (+ZLGa)

177 Peter's gonna spout scripture..bank on it. Gay scripture, natch.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (L3Rsz)

178 After the break, questions about y'all's personal philosophies.

Can't wait for this by which I mean...SMOD deliver us now!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (9iOtW)

179 @162 I think it was Pelosi.

-----------------

She might have said it at one point. But the politician that I remember hearing about was male. And far to the east of California.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (/sKj3)

180 Denmark....a nation with about as many people as some large US metro areas.

Yeah, we should do what they do. NOT.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
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I want someone to ask Bernie if he knows that Denmark has NO minimum wage, and lower corporate taxes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (xSo9G)

181
174 A nood would have been nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Yeah, when I scored back to back comments, I figured all y'all had skedaddled.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (pNxlR)

182


She might have said it at one point. But the politician that I
remember hearing about was male. And far to the east of California.



McAuliffe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (oVJmc)

183 Nice classy touch with the freedom from religion ad, dnc.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (67sg6)

184 have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.
Posted by: Tami


Those are bouncers, not moderators. They're worried Joe is gonna start some fisticuffs, and Klobie is gonna lay him out.

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (P1f+c)

185 I don't know whether to laugh or cry that these peanuts are actually considered Presidential Candidates.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (qu1px)

186 181

And time to air out the marijuana stench from the building.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (OisDX)

187 I admit, I haven't watched the whole debate but from what I have seen, have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

About 10-15 minutes ago is the only one I remember.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (+ZLGa)

188 159
A nood would have been nice.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

Jane did you ever try Vitamin C to help sleep? If you already told me, I missed it, sorry.

Posted by: ... at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (Wge+f)

189 "148 Biden firewall, collapsed. He's gonna be out by March 3."

Mr. Dementia has convinced himself South Carolina will be the first primary he ever won in three presidential elections. Even if so, it would be the last one, too. Pathetic but he's such a nasty fuck his unintentional self-debasement is amusing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (puu6v)

190 Ask booty if he needs a diaper

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (nRWPy)

191
God, I hope the Republicans don't have to do this in 2024.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That debate will eclipse this one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

=====

Lordies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (M9ntN)

192 Great . A Freedom From Religion ad. They know their audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

193 I only caught the second half, but I think Klob won followed closely by Pete. If only because they came across as not crazed.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (zqs/f)

194 I think it was Pelosi.

It was that rat f**ker that was Virginia governor. A real snake. Friend of the Clinton's.

Can NOT remember his name.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (VNfwt)

195 Yep I got in the nood last thread and I could have been first if I'd wanted, on this thread.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (JKNZq)

196 @193
McAuliffe.

----------------

Yeah, now I think you're right. I think he was the one.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (/sKj3)

197
Pelosi was the idiot who said this country was losing something like 500,000 jobs per week -- that number is not right, but basically she was saying that no one would have a job after damn few more weeks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (pNxlR)

198 Carbs help sleep

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (nRWPy)

199 Someone else today had something like "Sodo Grabbins of the Shire". I am ever in danger of chuckling in my cubical thanks to you terrible people.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (LxTcq)

200 196

Ok, now I'm imagining all of them as Charlie Brown's teacher.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (OisDX)

201 I'm not watching the silly thing, I'm just reading these threads and some twitter feeds - and I think I'm getting more out of that!

I just saw one twitter comment that had me LOL: "Not only are the inmates running the asylum, they've pantsed the moderators and left a deuce in the pool!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 09:54 PM (V2Yro)

202 don't know whether to laugh or cry that these peanuts are actually considered Presidential Candidates.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:53 PM (qu1px)


Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (9iOtW)

203 I did try Vit. C. Didn't help.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (ptqGC)

204 198 I admit, I haven't watched the whole debate but from what I have seen, have the male debate moderators asks any questions? I haven't heard from them once.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (cF8AT)

There will be no mansplaining or manquisition permitted.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

205 Pelosi said we were losing like 17 million jobs a month or some stupid shit back in 2008.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (JcXHH)

206 Denmark is not a socialist country...there, I said it!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

207 Hmmm a hillary ad

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:55 PM (67sg6)

208 hulu is gonna do a 'Hillary' special

Drunken staggering. Coughin up mucus balls.


Must See TV.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (CTN7u)

209 Each of Democrat candidates are so good during this debate that I am willing to accept th VP slot for anyone of them.

It's the only way.......

Posted by: The Hillary for President in 2121 PAC at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (Pgcou)

210 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (N30JC)

--Viking the Kitten????

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (oZuI0)

211 Jeebus. This is going to be gag-worthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

212 this is a shitshow in a dumpster fire... how anyone can watch this and still vote democrat. idk

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (+NdM9)

213

"It was that rat f**ker that was Virginia governor. A real snake. Friend of the Clinton's. "

Terry MacAuliffe?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (lg/F7)

214 Everybody behind Bloomberg in that ad look like their mother just died.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (+ZLGa)

215 Omg. Steyer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

216 The period where Joe Biden becomes president would be known as the New Weimar Republic.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ATCV4)

217 >>Carbs help sleep


Crabs on the otherhand...

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (2bnkh)

218 What helped me sleep is a wedge pillow. I kept waking up congested and couldn't get back to sleep. The wedge fixed that. And I mix up vitamin C and magnesium to drink during the night, to help keep my sinuses clear.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (JKNZq)

219 Joe Biden wrote that bill, well, if he didn't write that bill he sure was in the room, I mean, if he wasn't in the room he made the paper it was written on, er, ah, he ordered it from Office Depot. Look, they called him Joey the Bill back in the day, when Corn Pop was the shizzle.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (sM+h7)

220 Ronald Reagan said we must do it everyday or we will lose it.
Posted by: Braenyard



Everyone! Fap faster!!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (Xr3y2)

221 IT'S RIGGED!!!!
The Bernie Bros are p*ssed.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (wiXsO)

222 So, when does Hillary arrange for patient zero to be in the audience?

Posted by: Schuler at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (ySdHR)

223 > Someone else today had something like "Sodo Grabbins of the Shire".

Announcer (voiceover): "We've replaced these Democratic candidates with Lord of the Rings characters. Let's see if anyone notices."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (lbYzk)

224 Boring lady says she's not boring.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:56 PM (cF8AT)

225 Amy mentions Wellstone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

226 Terry MacAuliffe?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

YES! Thank you.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (VNfwt)

227 Amy...that was boring.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (qu1px)

228 I want someone to ask Bernie if he knows that Denmark has NO minimum wage, and lower corporate taxes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (xSo9G)



They want us to be like Europe except for all the stuff they want to ignore about Europe. Like they want us to be like France except for their use of Nuclear power and abortion laws.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (Z7lwY)

229 Boring lady is boring....

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (cF8AT)

230 Tom Steyer is scary as hell.

"the missiles are flying. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (CTN7u)

231
My motto is, "Gawd, all y'all are SO dumb!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

232 Steyer, I draw a cross on hand to remind self to be honest

Oh please!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (UvJJq)

233 Kloby's biggest misconception is she likes butt games

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (rpxSz)

234 Joe Bite-Me in South Carolina saying he will take our guns...Sure he will...and santa will come down my chimney with the december Penthouse pet as my gift....dementia Joe done..Bernie is just a heart attack away from the nomination....send HIM that Pet!

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ZvuEr)

235 this is a waste of time. who cares about their damn motto?

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (n13/j)

236 All these 'democratic socialist' countries that Bernie loves so much are dying. Dwindling in power, in wealth, in drive, in culture, and in vitality. All those Euro countries have to join together to try to prop each other up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

237


Ah Wellstone...here come the tears.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (lg/F7)

238 Ok, now I'm imagining all of them as Charlie Brown's teacher.
Posted by: Happy Fun Ball


Wah? Wah wah wah, wah wah!

/raises middle finder, offscreen

Posted by: Charlie Brown's teacher at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (P1f+c)

239 Can't wait for MisHum's "Tuesday Overnight Open Thread: 'I'd Rather Listen to Yoko Than These Debating DNC Clowns' Edition"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (L2ZTs)

240 Where is this thing on?

Been watching hovkey.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (2bnkh)

241 Not a joke

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (nRWPy)

242 Fuck. Not Paul Wellstone again.

And Captain Memory Unit is jabber-salading.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (fgkVZ)

243 By mid-summer he'll be tanned, rested, and ready to be chosen as the nominee, by the superdelegates, when Bernie fails to win on the first ballot due to shenanigans by Tom Perez.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

244 241 Amy mentions Wellstone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

--When RBG croaks, her funeral will outdo Wellstone's.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0)

245 Klobuchar says her goal to improve peoples lives

Is she the one that makes her Interns shave her legs?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (UvJJq)

246 "I'm putting Stacey Abrams on the Supreme Court, not a joke, not a joke."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (puu6v)

247 Biden. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (ptqGC)

248 Joe Biden is a black woman!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (Vy7tf)

249 Amy, I hope you swallow, because you're boring as hell.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (+ZLGa)

250 My Motto: commies suck

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (nRWPy)

251


That voice of Klobbys, so whiny. Good grief.

Ehhh Doug and Wendy Whiner.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (lg/F7)

252 Even treat lying dog-faced pony soldier's with respect.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (qu1px)

253 Biden has one creepy ass smile

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (rpxSz)

254 this is LESS organized that the skinhead fight on geraldo...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (+NdM9)

255
But my boy, Hunter, he deserved that $82,500 per month!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

256 259 By mid-summer he'll be tanned, rested, and ready to be chosen as the nominee, by the superdelegates, when Bernie fails to win on the first ballot due to shenanigans by Tom Perez.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (AMIL/)

I mean Joe.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (AMIL/)

257 Its going to be Cruz or Desantis we have any worries 2024

On my list right now:

Pence
Cruz
Abbott
Desantis
Rubio
Scott (yes, 3 from Florida, 2 from Texas)
Cotton
Pompeo
Haley
Grenell
Santorum, because he can't help himself
Ernst
Sununu
Portman (sigh--please clap)


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

258 Bernie - Healthcare is a human right.

Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (CDGwz)

259 Oh, and fuck all these commie assholes with rusty hammers and sickles.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (fgkVZ)

260 Mandela the commie?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (nRWPy)

261 1) No one is better than anyone else.
2) I'm going to pick a Supreme Court justice based on skin color and genitalia.

Yeah, Joe. Whatever.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (lbYzk)

262 Biden: "everybody should be treated wit dignity, except you fucking deplorables."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (+ZLGa)

263 Jeebus, Sanders using raaaaacism and doesn't give his philosophy.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (9iOtW)

264 Yikes. Bernie quoting Biden's BFF Mandela.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (ptqGC)

265 They can't seem to answer two simple questions without blather.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (Vy7tf)

266 I just saw one twitter comment that had me LOL: "Not only are the inmates running the asylum, they've pantsed the moderators and left a deuce in the pool!"

Its okay, its just a candy bar!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (KZzsI)

267 Vapid quote from Mandela, by Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (CDGwz)

268 I like tom cotton

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (nRWPy)

269 Let's kill Black babies at 4x the rate of white or you can't be a Bernie Democrat

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (qu1px)

270 Amy mentions Wellstone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

--When RBG croaks, her funeral will outdo Wellstone's.
Posted by: logprof



When RBG croaks, all these people will have been dead for decades.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (Xr3y2)

271

wasn't Mandela a Commie too?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (lg/F7)

272 garrett,
here:

https://youtu.be/klDbFuxmXrA


LMAO, more dislikes than likes

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (oZuI0)

273 Joe is so defensive it's pathetic.

Almost 80 yrs old.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (CTN7u)

274 One day, if I work hard and pay attention, I will have the gravitas of a Stacey Abrams. She has so much to teach us. If this country finally grows up, we might one day deserve the service she gives to us. I weep for those who don't worship her.

Posted by: Jizz Buttqueer at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (RVcmP)

275 @261 Is she the one that makes her Interns shave her legs?

----------------

Not sure about that. But she is the one that's thrown at least one binder at her employees.

She claims she merely dropped it.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (/sKj3)

276 this is LESS organized that the skinhead fight on geraldo...

I am completely in favor of Geraldo getting his nose broken again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (JCrfD)

277 Liz quoting the Bible.

I cannot even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (ptqGC)

278 And here's squaw taking back the bible from the butt-thumper.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (fgkVZ)

279
Well, we need Hillary, Hunter, Sundown Joe and your wife Jane in jail, for starters, Bern.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (pNxlR)

280 Sanders: the misconception about me is I am a radical!

Quotes Mandela. Personal thought. Will Mandela in 50 years be seen as an Uncle Tom?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (UvJJq)

281 Don't tell Liz

but Injuns generally have small ears

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (rpxSz)

282 A mother commie quoting the bible and using the KING JAMES VERSION

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (nRWPy)

283 They can't seem to answer two one[ simple questions without blather.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid

Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (CDGwz)

284 Warren quotes the Bible, bursts into flame.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (CTN7u)

285
Then leave, if you never were supposed to be on that stage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (pNxlR)

286 I'm surprised warren didn't go up in a burst of smoke.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (qu1px)

287 Gag, bootygig is PASSIONATE

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (nRWPy)

288 Thanks Prof

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (2bnkh)

289 Paul Wellstone, for crying out loud, that was almost 30 years ago

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (KZzsI)

290 After tonight dementia Joe might as well be running for the senate he lost!

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (ZvuEr)

291 How we treat other people. ORANGE MAN BAD. Gulags for deplorables.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (t3YBx)

292 I eat pow wow chow all the time!

Posted by: Chief sitting bullshit at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Vy7tf)

293 So... Liz... "Least of your brethren" doesn't include unborn babies, I guess?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (lbYzk)

294 who ever had Booty gag for scripture, Warren beat him to it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (z79tQ)

295
My Motto: commies suck

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (nRWPy)

Better dead than Red. It was a popular and even common motto not that many years ago. Today, most have never heard it and certainly would never say it.

Not most here, just most.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (n13/j)

296 Ugh....slice and dice (abortion at any point) the least of these, yes, Lizzy?

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (L3Rsz)

297 Booty-Man. My only fault is that I'm just so good.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (qu1px)

298 Buttgiggy doesn't think we believe he's passionate. And now he's bringing up the Bible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (ptqGC)

299 Buttgig has no personality , he is renting Obama's.


Sick fuck.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (CTN7u)

300
Look, they called him Joey the Bill back in the day, when Corn Pop was the shizzle.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter


He's just a bill up on capitol hill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (aKsyK)

301 Liz, the crazt eyes aren't a good look

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (AX8BK)

302 Anti-God pieces of shit sure like quoting the Bible.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (JcXHH)

303


Here's Pete with that fake modesty.

He's so passionate.

He is!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (lg/F7)

304 Oh...Petey appeals to Jesus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (CDGwz)

305 God, Mayor Pete sounds like Obama with this answer.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (zqs/f)

306 Pete is against Flaps of all kinds

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (2bnkh)

307 Buttboi's gay

who knew

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (rpxSz)

308 Yeah, they're real christian now.


Babies on pitchforks

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (nRWPy)

309 Lizzie is a fighter, the war feathers in her hair prove that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (+ZLGa)

310 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:59 PM (JCrfD)

--You left out The Donald The Junior.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (oZuI0)

311 I don't even want to think about you being "passionate", Pete.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (lbYzk)

312 I have a ring!

Posted by: Buttstuff at February 25, 2020 10:01 PM (Vy7tf)

313 Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (AX8BK)

314 Here it comes, the Booty script...
This guy skeeves me out

Gay-bama.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (z79tQ)

315 It is done.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (CTN7u)

316


Pete can basically heal us all.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (lg/F7)

317 And Mikey Bloombox. Dumbass.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (fgkVZ)

318 Maybe in 2024 the GOP can grow a pair and create their own forum. Not pick one run by people who want to make us look bad.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (LxTcq)

319 Well, that was painful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (ptqGC)

320 Oh...the male moderators are completely gone now.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (cF8AT)

321 As sure as I am wearing this wedding ring...

Oh shut up Pete.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (UvJJq)

322
Mayor Howdy Doody and Chubble: Dims' Dream Ticket for 2028.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

323 298

There's one thing agree with Bernie about. He isn't radical. All of the democrats are like him. Only difference is that he freely admits it.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (OisDX)

324 Its all over but the shouting.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (9iOtW)

325 Biden's motto

c'mon man

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (rpxSz)

326 Buttgag is Anti-Christ. He literally stands against Jesus, but using the words of the Bible to do so. He's evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (KZzsI)

327


Pete can heal us all, but the douche can't even heal South fucking Bend.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (lg/F7)

328 The homo quotes the Bible, what a surprise.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (+ZLGa)

329 Even the moderators want this comedy show to end.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (qu1px)

330
Not paying me enough to laugh at your "joke", Bloomie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

331 330. I threw up in my mouth a little when I heard that.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (fgkVZ)

332 --You left out The Donald The Junior.

I don't want that. Dynasties are bad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (JCrfD)

333 332
Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?



For their own purposes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc)

334 ont

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (l3+k2)

335 I think most of the CBS studio cleared out around "Cuba".

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (CTN7u)

336 @307 Paul Wellstone, for crying out loud, that was almost 30 years ago

------------------

And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (/sKj3)

337 Squanto Warren took all of the peyote and now the rest of the tribe is pissed off.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (ATCV4)

338 Sorry, Chaz, the flap is closed tonight.

Posted by: Buttstuff at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (Vy7tf)

339 I lost money betting at last one would com out in a Kobe jersey.

Posted by: Bensdad00 at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (UCCfH)

340 Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?


Like Satan did.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (CTN7u)

341 Bernie's socialism/communism/Trotskyism brought up but totally not dealt with. Brushed under the rug, nothing to see here...

Posted by: Arcadia at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (/hCZX)

342 So the actual tard fight is over now? The rest is just going to be the idiot talking heads telling us who they think "won"?

IMO, the winner is, once again, Donald Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (lbYzk)

343 I'm still amused at Warren quoting the bible using the 1600s version, Ye! Thou!

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (nRWPy)

344 @337

Never going to happen, for the GOP, the degradation is part of the kink.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (syrZF)

345 >>I have a ring!


But I seem to have misplaced my wristwach!?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (2bnkh)

346
352 332
Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?

For their own purposes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc)


Well, we are our brother's keeper!

[ I HATE that deliberate twisting
with the heat of one million suns ]

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 10:04 PM (pNxlR)

347


And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for
the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all
fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.



He won MN (his home state).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

348 352 332
Suddenly all the Dems are quoting scripture?


For their own purposes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, because they're Righteous Democratic Christians, not Deplorable Christians.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (AMIL/)

349 And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.


Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (/sKj3)

I think you're getting your Democrats mixed up.

Understandable though, they all suck.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (+ZLGa)

350 248 Steyer, I draw a cross on hand to remind self to be honest
Oh please!
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (UvJJq)

I saw an interview with Steyer about a month ago where he talked about these weird heiroglyphic cross - shapes he draws on his hand every day (they are NOT a Christian cross) and I realized he really has done this for much of his adult life, and then I realized oh my god, Steyer is a real life Psycho Killer. He's probably got body parts that he's "harvested" in his basement somewhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (V2Yro)

351 That's it. I'm out.

Posted by: Jerry Springer Show at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (6eEQ+)

352 I don't want that. Dynasties are bad.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 10:03 PM (JCrfD)

--I dislike them as well, but that possibility is out there.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (oZuI0)

353 Being tempted in the desert includes satan offering a political solution quoting scripture.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (nRWPy)

354 A U.S. serviceman stationed in South Korea has been diagnosed with corona virus.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (sGotD)

355 Democrats sure as shit don't like Jesus saying "render unto Caesar whit is Caesar's . . ."

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (oZuI0)

356 So it was dog pile on Bernie? LOL.. Luckily for him no one watches this crap

Posted by: It's me donna at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (6XlcD)

357 That was bad.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (zqs/f)

358 Misconception : That I'm some sort of Commie!

Credo : To each according to his need, from each according to his ability.

Posted by: Bernie at February 25, 2020 10:06 PM (2bnkh)

359


Bootyjudge has that eveil look of that creep Strozk.

Same satanic demeanor.

Jeezus these people are weird.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 10:07 PM (lg/F7)

360 Agree serious cat. Do not see how it was good for them.

Rush will be fun tomorrow.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (UvJJq)

361 The only conclusion I can draw, is that no one is afraid of Slow Joe anymore. He's done. The evening of the SC primary, he's out. By Monday, for sure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (xSo9G)

362 I liked the way they all pledged to give women the vote and free the slaves.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2020 10:08 PM (Ndje9)

363 I missed most of it, anything funny?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (nRWPy)

364 So did Alfred E Buttplug quote that commandment about Covet not thy neighbor's ass?

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (fgkVZ)

365 Good night all. Gotta get up at Skip-time tomorrow.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 10:09 PM (sGotD)

366 Bootyjudge has that eveil look of that creep Strozk.

Same satanic demeanor.

Jeezus these people are weird.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian
----------

Ted Bundy, without the good looks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (xSo9G)

367 "371 248 Steyer, I draw a cross on hand to remind self to be honest
Oh please!
Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (UvJJq)

I saw an interview with Steyer about a month ago where he talked about these weird heiroglyphic cross - shapes he draws on his hand every day (they are NOT a Christian cross) and I realized he really has done this for much of his adult life, and then I realized oh my god, Steyer is a real life Psycho Killer. He's probably got body parts that he's "harvested" in his basement somewhere."

Steyer is batshit crazy, no doubt about it. Bloomberg is running primarily because he has billions invested in China and wants to protect it. Why is Steyer running? There's no way to rationalize it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 10:10 PM (puu6v)

368 I missed most of it, anything funny?
Posted by: dagny
-------

Anything by Bernie.

Joe had a couple of very sad moments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (xSo9G)

369 >>I missed most of it, anything funny?


Pete Buttigieg wants you to know he's totes seriously married. Just like anyone else.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (2bnkh)

370 Pete never quotes Romans 1.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:11 PM (oVJmc)

371 @390 Steyer is batshit crazy, no doubt about it. Bloomberg is running primarily because he has billions invested in China and wants to protect it. Why is Steyer running? There's no way to rationalize it.

------------------

Steyer's probably running because he's obsessed with Trump. The guy's been running anti-Trump ads here in California since literally right after the 2016 election.

Posted by: junior at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (/sKj3)

372 And given how well the funeral turned political rally turned out for the hapless Mondale (he lost, becoming the only American to lose in all fifty states), you'd think that they'd avoid mentioning it.
He won MN (his home state).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

The Funeral in question took place in 2002. Paul Wellstone was running for a Minnesota Senate seat against Republican Coleman, and had been leading when he died in a plane crash a few weeks before the election. Mondale was tapped to take Wellstone's place, as he was the senior unemployed Democrat in Minnesota. Then came the oppressively political and televised funeral, which led to widespread disgust and a Coleman victory.

It was said at the time that not only was it tragic that Wellstone died at the peak of his political career, but then he was sent off to eternity in a casket plastered with MONDALE 2002 bumper stickers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 10:12 PM (V2Yro)

373 >>>I liked the way they all pledged to give women the vote and free the slaves.<<<


I'm okay with this, but when did they decide to give women a seat on the judiciary?

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 10:13 PM (ATCV4)

374 was just listening to the hippie anthem.

Teach,

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

love that song.



Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 10:16 PM (PkVlr)

375 I only watched the last thirty minutes or so. But Bernie looked better at this than the others. He seemed to have answers ready that fit his view. The guy is a Commie. He thinks the Dem base is ready to embrace a Commie while the others want to scare them off of him. It is really that simple.

I doubt he lost much here. If this debate were held a decade or two ago, he would have to end his campaign tomorrow.

Posted by: Quint at February 25, 2020 10:17 PM (n13/j)

376 Does anyone remember Connie Talbot ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtP8X4ZErs

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (XzVUd)

377 Coming soon: Klobucharmin, the toilet paper that doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 10:20 PM (kL4TC)

378 400 Does anyone remember Connie Talbot ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmtP8X4ZErs
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:19 PM (XzVUd)

How about Vera Lynn?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 25, 2020 10:21 PM (1CjJc)

379 Sigh. Husband has Scout meeting on Tuesday night, and then he and the other leaders/Scout dads go to the local pub/diner to hang out.

My husband comes in and says, "Give me the Readers Digest version of the debate."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 10:22 PM (ptqGC)

380 402 How about Vera Lynn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 10:24 PM (XzVUd)

381 Still wondering about Klobuchar's "first 100 days" and why she thinks rejoining the Paris Climate Accord and firing Betsy DeVos will somehow make everything better.

Posted by: PaddyBeaner at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (jlmBM)

382 Was Busy doing other stuff but was wondering who received surprise anal during the Socialist debate Tonight?

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 25, 2020 10:38 PM (33p6A)

383 I missed most of it, anything funny?
Posted by: dagny at February 25,

All of it.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 10:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

384 Still wondering about Klobuchar's "first 100 days"
and why she thinks rejoining the Paris Climate Accord and firing Betsy
DeVos will somehow make everything better.

Posted by: PaddyBeaner at February 25, 2020 10:34 PM (jlmBM)

===========================
Rejoining the Paris accord and returning control of the public schools to the teachers' unions will damage America, so for Dems, 100 days of that is a great thing.

Posted by: mrp at February 26, 2020 02:19 AM (Pqytn)

385 Good morning you people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 26, 2020 06:39 AM (Um2IM)

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