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Democrat Debate in South Carolina
Or Open Thread, If You Don't Care

It's on CBS -- I'm told it's a "free for all" and that they're really attacking each other again.

Link here.

(Sorry for the late posting -- I didn't realize this was on tonight. Man, the pace of this is really speeding up.)

Posted by: Ace at 08:15 PM




Comments

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1 They're ALL GAY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

2 It's On!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

3 So is Mr. Aspie Billionaire doing better this time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (WI7YS)

4 It's like a good SNL skit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

5 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (1XAal)

6 Hey look at all the white people.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:16 PM (E7vND)

7 I want punches to be thrown, or at least some bitch slapping.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (haWye)

8 Does Joe know where he is?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (jUGaQ)

9 When in doubt I whip it out

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

10 None of us have the lived experiences of being black or brown, says Mayor Buttygig.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (9iOtW)

11 I can confidently predict that Donald Trump will win this debate also.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (arJlL)

13 Nood announced

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (vd8XM)

14 Fucking commie cocksuckers, the whole lot of them.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (MfcWu)

15 Marge Gunderson weighs in.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (E7vND)

16 "I'm so humble!"--Mayor McCheese

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (Ndje9)

17 I'll take it up the ass for $99.99!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (TsjXL)

18 Have the Bernie Bros stormed the stage yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (k7lPP)

19 Is Joe attacking the other Biden?

Posted by: mark1971 at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (xPl2J)

20 Apropos of nothing, Mrs928's brined pork chops were delicious.

Envy me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

21 Anyone notice it was a bat in the movie Contagen?

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (1XAal)

22 We need this to be a 10 on the shit show scale.

Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (EsGqq)

23 Is EMS on standby?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (jUGaQ)

24 Where's my box?!

Posted by: Mini Mike at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (l3+k2)

25 I'm told it's a "free for all"

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Free Shit Army at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (CTN7u)

26 I'm waiting for little boys to storm the stage for Buttgiggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

27 Is Mayor Pete actually Celtics head coach Brad Stevens?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (AX8BK)

28 All those white people up there are all for lots of abortions for black and brown babies...right up to and maybe slightly after birth.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:18 PM (L3Rsz)

29 Anyone notice it was a bat in the movie Contagen?


What a mean thing to say about Gwyneth Paltrow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (yQpMk)

30 Two billionaires, an old solialist millionaire, a fake Indian, a has been VP, a Queer and Minnesota Fats. America, what a country.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (9iOtW)

31 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

32 See the Marx Brothers in the hilarious new romp

B A T
S O U P

In theatres this spring!

Posted by: Universal Pictures at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (ACqut)

33 Everyone other than Pete is over 70 yo

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (1XAal)

34 Two black guys seeing Mayor Pete in the back of a garbage truck, "throwing away a perfectly good white boy."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (k7lPP)

35 The comments on here are probably more entertaining than the actual debate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (WI7YS)

36 Not sure I can stay with this much long.

Their voices annoy me....

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)

37 Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg rhetorically pander for the black vote.

Bloomberg passed out walking around money.

We'll see.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (puu6v)

38 Angry squaw make bad medicine.

Attachs little man with many pelts.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (E7vND)

39 I miss Tulsi Eye Candy

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (AX8BK)

40 Bloomberg hates fake Indians!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (Orx/W)

41 All those white people up there are against allowing poor, ethnic children to go to schools of their parent's choice.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (L3Rsz)

42 There is only one person on this stage that doesn't want to buttrape your children! You guess who!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (TsjXL)

43 I would vote for Amy Kochblocker if I were voting for High School Mock UN Speaker.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (VNfwt)

44 I've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (jUGaQ)

45 Mike's gonna slap a bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

46 Lizzy beating up on Bloomy.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (cF8AT)

47 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?


She sewed it from the hide of the sacred buffalo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

48
We need this to be a 10 on the shit show scale.
Posted by: Ha


It goes to eleventy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

49 >>>I'm told it's a "free for all"

When in doubt I whip it out
I got me a rock 'n' roll band

Posted by: mark1971 at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (xPl2J)

50 This is the debate equivalent of a bucket of crabs

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)

51 I'm told it's a "free for all" and that they're really attacking each other again.

Which one will be the first to fire on Fort Sumter?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (pPNCa)

52 They have debates every Tuesday, don't they? No wonder Bloomberg skipped the first thirteen.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (jOEDM)

53 Bloomberg was mayor on 9/11. Who knew?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (puu6v)

54 Not watching the debate.

But, Bloomberg already has ads out addressing the sexual harassment charges he'll get tonight.

Twenty or so women saying how Bloomy is the best, most supportive man evah!

Man, having that kind of money is great.


He must be spending like crazy.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (z0XD8)

55 Playing the 911 NYC card already? Oy

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (AX8BK)

56 Having them raise their hands like agitated kindergarteners probably wasn't the best idea.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

57 >>> Open Thread, If You Don't Care

I'm rooting for multiple casualties.

Posted by: fluffy at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (dCRRg)

58 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?



Sanders isn't wearing any underwear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

59 Oh brother...Bloomie and his own version of his manifest destiny.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (L3Rsz)

60 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

61 This debate is a day early; tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, kicking off 40 days of repentance. I'm putting off tge self-mortification until then!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (/+bwe)

62 Fen,
Of that, I am sure!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (E3FAu)

63 It's a blood letting

None of these shots are going to be able to debate Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (vPKfA)

64 Bloomturd can't seem to take a hint

GTFO

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (rpxSz)

65 Here comes the stories

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (AX8BK)

66 Moderator has NO control.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (Orx/W)

67 Willowed...For all the pessimists
409
Here you go:
Cambridge based Moderna coronavirus vaccine shipped to NIH for testing

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (QzF6i)

68 Pregnant squaw lie

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (E7vND)

69 Grump, those who brag about food need to post the recipe!

What was used for the brine?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (TB3mA)

70 I simply cannot put myself through it again...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (CDGwz)

71 OMG. Lizzie lying about being fired for being pregnant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

72 Sauaw Liz has another story, fake again.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (9iOtW)

73 Liz doubling down on lie she was fired for being pregnant. Sheesh.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (VNfwt)

74 Has Steyer gotten to say anything?
Oh, not the preggers story again.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (8B6Ng)

75 Kill it!!!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (AX8BK)

76 Lizzie with the bullshit pregnancy employment story again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

77 10 None of us have the lived experiences of being black or brown, says Mayor Buttygig.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:17 PM (9iOtW)

I bet he's sampled the dark meat, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)

78
They need to keep Joe comfortable while the have a conservation with Jill and the DNC.

I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption strategy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (f1Vqw)

79 No...Liz tells other women to 'kill it'.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (L3Rsz)

80 Stinking pinkos

Posted by: Yo! at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (1XAal)

81 This is funny to watch

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (ZCEU2)

82 Mike been preparing for the Presidency since 9/11?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (2PENC)

83 The moderator is not there to create disorder, he is there to maintain disorder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (k7lPP)

84 THIS CROWD IS BOOING ABOUT KILLING BABIES? FOR REAL?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

85 60 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)


That was Giuliani. He's a fucking liar.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Orx/W)

86 She speak with forked tongue

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (AX8BK)

87 Everyone other than Pete is over 70 yo

That's why he sneezed and shook everybody's hand.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (jOEDM)

88 Kill it! KILL IT!You can do eeet!Cut off heees focking head!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (8B6Ng)

89 What was used for the brine?


Salt, I presume. I'm just the consumer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

90 Wake me up when the venue catches fire.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (Ct55T)

91 Ah there, mute is MUCH better.

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (cF8AT)

92 Warren getting the boo birds

Posted by: BluesFish at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (a9L78)

93 How many damned times has Liz worn that stupid jacket?


She sewed it from the hide of the sacred buffalo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM (oVJmc)
**************
Is she wearing the usual uniform of black pants, black top?

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (wiXsO)

94 Here comes the stories
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (AX8BK)

It's time for "I was that little girl, boy, gay, old white rich guy" or other identity group?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (WI7YS)

95 Not gonna watch. Going to wait for Trump's recap tomorrow.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (hku12)

96 Amy Two Fists has got some decently developed shoulders on her - she could probably make first string All-American for the Gophers this year if this presidential campaign thing doesn't pan out

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (32YRo)

97 Liz is determine to ingratiate herself

such a likable scold

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (rpxSz)

98 Has Joe said that all those there colored folks be back in da chains if he's not elected?

Joe must be tarrrred.

He needs some hot sauce, which he carries in his back pocket for times like this.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Z+IKu)

99 THIS CROWD IS BOOING ABOUT KILLING BABIES? FOR REAL?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)


You could hear the confusion.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (8B6Ng)

100 Liz is cool with aborting other women's babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

101 Aspen leaf like squaw tongue, flap in slightest breeze.

Posted by: Mingo at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (l3+k2)

102 Euthanasia. That might help this debate. Senator Warren, will you lead us forward?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (NVYyb)

103 Now Napoleon Soda is running on the backs of the dead, 'smoldering pile', of 9/11. For such a small crapweasel, he sure is a big turd.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Y8PSl)

104 Damn my spelling is atrocious tonite

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (9iOtW)

105 So I looked at the little scroll bar thing and it wasn't a little dot.

So top 100!

bisches.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Qf83p)

106 Chief Grey Beaver going with the pregnancy story again?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (2PENC)

107 Trump's baby ate my dingo!

And by baby I mean the parking lot valet at Mar-A-Lago. And by dingo I mean my dick.

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (TsjXL)

108 Teacher, teacher

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (MGjUO)

109 omg! The COVID19 is making Biden's eye bleed!

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (brgv3)

110 I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption strategy.


That's my plan since Sanders is running away with it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

111 "71 OMG. Lizzie lying about being fired for being pregnant."

Notice how she couched it: I got pregnant and the principal gave my job to someone else. Technically true, although she didn't mention her previous claims to have been fired are abject lies.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (puu6v)

112 dang

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Qf83p)

113 Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (jOEDM)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (WI7YS)

114 I can easily envision Tin Lizzie pointing a finger at Mini-Mike, "Harcourt Fenton Bloomberg!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (k7lPP)

115 Is she wearing the usual uniform of black pants, black top?

Yep. W/ red jacket.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

116 This debate is crucial if Joe is to hold onto his Senate seat.

Posted by: Eric at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (abQDf)

117 How demeaning for Mike Bloomberg...three-term Mayor of New York, next podium to the gay one-term Mayor of South Blend, or, Bending, or whatever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (DY3v8)

118 He still can't come up with an answer for NDA's? Really? A billionaire can't tell people about NDA's?

What a freaking idiot.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (8B6Ng)

119 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?

Actually, it was a box.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (jOEDM)

120 What a clusterfark

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (9iOtW)

121 we had a troll

I guess I ran her off

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (rpxSz)

122 You are my wife, good bye city life!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (AX8BK)

123 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

Rhetorically speaking?

Right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (Ct55T)

124 Oops. Liz getting challenged by Oprah's Best Friend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

125 Mayor Petey, the king of the 4th grade, chimes in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (NVYyb)

126 106 Chief Grey Beaver going with the pregnancy story again?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (2PENC)


She was a freaking temp teacher, like teacher's aid, and she's lying about the preggers.

And she's beating a dead horse.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (MGjUO)

127 "Believe All Women" can suck my dick, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Mayor Mike "Suck It' Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 08:24 PM (PbpT7)

128 Sanders is freeballin'?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (CLteG)

129 Shows that you can use the same lies over and over when you're a Leftie


Keep lying Fauhcahontis
.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (Orx/W)

130
A schoolyard bullying has more decorum than this farce.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (pNxlR)

131 Can't we all agree that it would be impossible for Bloomberg to tell a joke, being the unfunniest New York Jew ever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (DY3v8)

132 Peter can't quite play with these old bulls. Including Liz.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (L3Rsz)

133 The pain, the pain.

Posted by: Doctor Smith at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (8B6Ng)

134 Query: Could Bloomberg write off all the money he's spending to lose either the nomination or the general election as a business loss?

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (GYMgL)

135 Oh boy. Socialist math.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (E7vND)

136 What this debate needs a lion tamer with a chair and bullwhip.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (9iOtW)

137 Warren appears determined to chew on Bloomies ass tonite.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (a9L78)

138 Fawk, I lasted 20 seconds. That stupid fag was talking about how they were all white and hadn't 'experienced' discrimination.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (5Tbnt)

139 Wake me up when the venue catches fire.


A bucket of pigs blood is going to fall on Warren's head, then the bucket is going to knock Booty out.


REE REE REE

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk)

140 A car full of clowns with flaming boners. (Thanks, Ace.). That's this debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

141 "123 When did Bloomberg "step on the smoldering pile of 9/11"!?
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

Rhetorically speaking?

Right now."

Pile of...?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (puu6v)

142 I don't want to startle anyone, but this thread is growing like corona!

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (x/2Z8)

143 128 Sanders is freeballin'?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (CLteG)

Crazy 'bout Elvis

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

144 Eff the bullwhip

A Webley

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (k7lPP)

145 Bernie could not talk if handcuffed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (3H9h1)

146 Crazy Bern quoting the Lancet. or Lane it, Bern.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (MGjUO)

147 Fuck you commie.

I choose free will.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (E7vND)

148 The pain, the pain.
Posted by: Doctor Smith


Inorite?

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (Qf83p)

149 But I just got the old thread all trampled down and comfy.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (XxJt1)

150 Math is hard

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (AX8BK)

151 Holy Shit!
It's Aliens 2020
Did not know it was premiering tonight

Posted by: You Don't Know Me But I Identify As Sigourney Weaver at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (frWv2)

152 Trillions and trillions and trillions!! Bernie can make us all rich!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (NVYyb)

153 teacher teacher

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (MGjUO)

154
Bernie is an unpleasant shit. Too many opportunities to have his face pushed in when he blusters have been wasted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

155 I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem
primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption
strategy.





That's my plan since Sanders is running away with it.


Ditto

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (2ygtH)

156 Napolean Soda. LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (WI7YS)

157 MfA will save 68K people?

For how long?

Forever?

That stat is pretty much meaningless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

158 Pete angling for Miss Congeniality again? These are my precious eyeballs and they ain't watching.

Posted by: klaftern at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (RuIsu)

159 136 What this debate needs a lion tamer with a chair and bullwhip.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (9iOtW)

Don't let Buttgig handle it. Might go full Mapplethorpe.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

160 Now Napoleon Soda is running on the backs of the dead, 'smoldering pile', of 9/11. For such a small crapweasel, he sure is a big turd.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (Y8PSl)

Napoleon Soda - Lulz

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (32YRo)

161 152 Trillions and trillions and trillions!! Bernie can make us all rich!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (NVYyb)


Money? Just print some.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (MGjUO)

162 Amy brought her calculator for Bernie. Ouch!

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (VNfwt)

163 Is Biden awake?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ja/kn)

164 And she's beating a dead horse.

That's the first step in using all of the animal!

Posted by: sacred rituals at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ACqut)

165 How does a fag get a cock in edgewise with these clowns ?

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (rpxSz)

166 My boogers have been looking weird today. Could it be the Corona? Think I'll go show this one to my wife.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (DY3v8)

167 THIS CROWD IS BOOING ABOUT KILLING BABIES? FOR REAL?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)


Here's my shocked face.

They want to kill their kids. And, in times of war, I want my opponent to kill their kids too. God will know his own.


Folks - outlaw abortion once you've "won". Until then, let it roll. Never stop your enemy from making a mistake.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (heOND)

168 Time for Joe to pee on Amy or Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

169 Thank god there weren't any cameras when I let that goat fuck me. But it was magic tee hee.

Posted by: Pete Buttwinkle at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (CLteG)

170 Lets add up all of Bernies plans and see how many centuries of GDP it equals.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (PVu+v)

171 Geez Bernie, who the fuck wants to be like every other country?

Especially those shitholes you honeymoon in.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (2PENC)

172 What this debate needs a lion tamer with a chair and bullwhip.

Posted by: Traveling Man at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (9iOtW)


If by lion tamer you mean can of gasoline, and by bullwhip, you mean match, then yes.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)

173 I was told there wouldn't be any math

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (9iOtW)

174 Shit. Show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (NVYyb)

175 Future democrat cabinet meeting.

Stone clusterfuck.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (E7vND)

176
We just have to find all those unworthy billionaires secret stashes and "appropriate" them for "the greater good".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

177 Kill the math witches!!!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Vy7tf)

178


Dear God Globular's voice is unbelievably annoying.

She sounds like a hungover teacher.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (lg/F7)

179 I'm watching video clips of Spring Training games. Much easier on the eyes.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pPNCa)

180 Has Steyer gotten in a word?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

181 You know i never imagined bb would spend his free time in a gimp suit getting pegged.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (HALdu)

182 NO PROPS!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (yQpMk)

183 OMG. Zero control of this "debate". Love it!!!

Posted by: Heidi at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (Orx/W)

184 It's always Bernie's turn!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)

185 CBS says Bernie is the chosen one.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (MGjUO)

186 When Bernie speaks he plays a phantom piano in the air.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (VNfwt)

187
Here's the meth!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

188 Lizzie can't help but lie, lie, lie.


Only Lizzie thought she lost her teaching job. Not the hiring manager, who has publicly said the opposite, and supported by her peers.

Fuching LIARS!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

189 Time for Joe to pee on Amy or Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)


Ding! Ding! Ding! Man on fire! Man on fire! Here comes the firetruck! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (8B6Ng)

190 I can easily envision Tin Lizzie pointing a finger at Mini-Mike, "Harcourt Fenton Bloomberg!"


Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:23 PM (k7lPP)


Yes! I knew I heard her voice somewhere - that's it!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (32YRo)

191 Hilarious.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (Orx/W)

192 Fight, fight, fight!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (bDqIh)

193 I've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM


Big through the hips? Roomy?

Posted by: H. Lecter at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

194 Billionaire with one tie

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (E7vND)

195 Springtime for BErnie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (k7lPP)

196 Medicare for all will save money
Comrade Bernie has a million of those laughs

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (ZCEU2)

197 I can't watch this for another 2 hours, no way.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (2PENC)

198
Wait, if another candidate mentions your name, you get a chance to bloviate?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (pNxlR)

199 Steyer: Climate justice! I am scared!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

200 climate justice?
yup, not going to beat Trump with that.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (OMmPm)

201 've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM

Big through the hips? Roomy?
Posted by: H. Lecter



hahahah

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

202 "155 I'm actually wondering now if I should vote for Joe in the Dem
primary to keep him alive -- that that might be the best disruption
strategy.





That's my plan since Sanders is running away with it.


Ditto"

Same. Also, the idea of voting for Sanders even to sow chaos was terrifying.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:29 PM (puu6v)

203 I was just in South Carolina over the weekend. Looks like I got out just in time.

Posted by: can of spam at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (i7Gob)

204 Steyer

justice
justice
justice

{{{trump}}}

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (MGjUO)

205 when Steyer is the voice of reason, you're fucked

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (rpxSz)

206 They look like little school children when they raise their hands. Is it number 1 or number 2?

Posted by: Lance Magillicuddy at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (/JgSy)

207 This is a debate. To decide who's president. This sounds like the friggin bridge club at the nursing home when somebody takes the last piece of cake.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (8B6Ng)

208 Klobuchar wearing pilgrim shoes

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (AX8BK)

209 Ding! Ding! Ding! Man on fire! Man on fire! Here comes the firetruck! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:28 PM (8B6Ng)

This is when Joe's debate coach yells out: "bite down on the cyanide capsule, Joe! Please, do it now!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (32YRo)

210 Liz is running for Bernie's VP.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (VNfwt)

211 I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (+DS2f)

212 Democratic+Socialist = Socialist

Posted by: Heidi at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (Orx/W)

213 Pete talking about down ticket issues?

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (OMmPm)

214
I want justice, but I want power for "just us"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (pNxlR)

215 I was thinking about the moderators having the chair and bullwhip

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (9iOtW)

216 Fight, fight, fight!

I hope the moderators are getting combat pay.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (pPNCa)

217 201 've never actually noticed but is Klobuchar umm sturdy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 25, 2020 08:20 PM


left tackle in drag

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (rpxSz)

218 Has Pete said "Hope and Change" yet?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (r+sAi)

219 Tucker and Tammy Bruce are talking about Buttgiggy copying Barry's style.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

220 Rumor has it Lord High Humongous has thrown his hat..er...mask...in the ring.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (+DS2f)

221 Napoleon Soda - Lulz

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:27 PM (32YRo)


Not mine, but I did see it here first at the HQ -- then promptly stole it. It was the good-mannered Moron thing to do.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Y8PSl)

222 213
Pete talking about down ticket issues?



I'll bet Obama said it first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

223 Democratic+Socialist = Socialist
----
I thought it was =Communist

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (UUBmN)

224 Why aren't they wearing togas and have daggers?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Orx/W)

225 Climate justice? Racial justice?

Jesus.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (2PENC)

226 Hahaha! Did he seriously say "climate justice"?

Oh man, that's right up there with Romney's "severely conservative" line.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (Ct55T)

227
Joe got arrested in South Africa


Mini Mike was mayor during 9/11


All they need is DaNang Dick up there to recount slugging it out with Charlie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (96SSR)

228 Klobuchar wearing pilgrim shoes

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (AX8BK)

To hide the Col. Kleb poison spike in them - clever.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (32YRo)

229 This is when Joe's debate coach yells out: "bite down on the cyanide capsule, Joe! Please, do it now!"


The tooth. Remember the tooth, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (yQpMk)

230 It's "change and hope" this season.

Posted by: runner at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

231 ohhhhh,

klobuchar is the daughter of the strib columnist jim klobuchar, I knew there had to be a reason I disliked her so much.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (HALdu)

232 Holy crap ... fauxchantas attacks the wrong person ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (t3YBx)

233 I thought Newhart was on now. I see Darryl and Darrell, but I don't see Larry.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (DY3v8)

234 Hog tied young men...... - is Biden trying to get Pete excited>

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (OMmPm)

235 Quid Pro Joe pandering to black folk.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:31 PM (VNfwt)

236 Not mine, but I did see it here first at the HQ -- then promptly stole it. It was the good-mannered Moron thing to do.
Posted by: RickZ


This is not only acceptable but required comrade.

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (Qf83p)

237 Fritz Hollings, great Joe. Tell the kids about the time you talked with Bill Fulbright too.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ja/kn)

238 Hogtied prisoners
sniffed their hair
passing anything
sniff

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (MGjUO)

239 OMG- Biden overdosed on speed before this question

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (NVYyb)

240
207 This is a debate. To decide who's president. This sounds like the friggin bridge club at the nursing home when somebody takes the last piece of cake.
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (8B6Ng)


And every bid is "(some number) No Trump"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

241 Biden the tuffie

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (AX8BK)

242 They don't get that they need to beat up on Sanders. They just don't get it.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (t3YBx)

243


What in the hell is Joe talking about

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (lg/F7)

244 Joe getting jiggy with it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (9iOtW)

245 "Hog-tied young men...."


Go on!

Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (Vy7tf)

246 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."


Joe woke up!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

247 Joe's wishing he could have just stayed in the green room, free basing coke with Hunter, and telling Corn Pop stories to the stagehands.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (C1Lsn)

248 212 Democratic+Socialist = Socialist

Just like
Asshole + money = asshole

Posted by: Heidi at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (Orx/W)

249 Punch him, Joe! Punch him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)

250 The crowd chears when Joe yells at Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

251
Joe's channeling zombie Fritz Hollings!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

252 210 Liz is running for Bernie's VP.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (VNfwt)

Or prison warden at the re-education camp.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

253 Bernie hasn't passed much of anything.

Bernie: a kidney stone?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (t3YBx)

254 *?*


CSPAN doesn't have the debate on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (CDGwz)

255 This is getting uncomfortable

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (E7vND)

256 I gotta ask.

Were any of their dads a mailman?

Because......mine was!

Posted by: John Kasich, soon to be a nobody again at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCiJZ)

257 It's a Gray Melee! It's like somebody misprinted a coupon for the early bird special.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Wm5SB)

258 So the Democrats went to a debate and a fight broke out?

Cool

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (k7lPP)

259 Amy would be a MUCH better choice for Sanders VP.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (L3Rsz)

260 What a cluster.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (OMmPm)

261 Steyer for Minister of Gulags

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (t3YBx)

262 Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
7h
Coronavirus is the intersection of 3 issues @realDonaldTrump has been right about all along: border control, American manufacturing, China hawk. Boom, boom, boom. Proven right again!

While Dems were outraged about him shutting down air travel from there he was right there too.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (BqBId)

263 Someone gave Joe a line of coke before he hit the stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

264 Maybe Bloomberg is the heel. If he sneaks up behind Biden with a folding chair we'll know.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (l6b3d)

265 I feel like a good cry coming on.

Posted by: Tom Steyer at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (CLteG)

266 "243


What in the hell is Joe talking about"

He doesn't have a clue, either.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (puu6v)

267 >>>I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

She used all of the body parts of the candidates -- nothing went to waste.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

268 Excellent!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Orx/W)

269 it's like the geriatric WWF

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (CTN7u)

270 I have worked for racial justice!!

Posted by: Tom Steyer, prison owner at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (NVYyb)

271 I am gobsmacked ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (t3YBx)

272 teacher
teacher
my turn
my turn

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (MGjUO)

273
246 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."

Joe woke up!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)


He did not end it with "... except sour farts". I award him no points.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (pNxlR)

274 CSPAN doesn't have the debate on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:32 PM (CDGwz)

They only cover serious events.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (Ct55T)

275 What a horrible bunch of people.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (Vf4Y7)

276 So the Democrats went to a debate and a fight broke out?


They should duck tape their knuckles so they don't split.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

277 If Trump doesn't get at least half the black vote this time, it's time to cut them loose.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (2PENC)

278 >>>I'm told it's a "free for all"

Cornona Virus19 is the special guest moderator.

Posted by: 13times at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (K3B2k)

279 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."


Joe should have leaned to one side and cut one loose and said "pass that, Bernie!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (32YRo)

280 I've never seen so many whiteys suck up to the minorities. Lame-o fucks.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ATCV4)

281 247. Too funny

Posted by: Redenzo at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (E7vND)

282 @269...LOL!

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (L3Rsz)

283 Hogtied prisoners
sniffed their hair
passing anything
sniff



Close, but no haiku.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (HaL55)

284 Learning that this CDC woman is Rosenstein's sister was too much for me. I'm ready to go full-on conspiracy theory at this point.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (H8QX8)

285 it's like the geriatric WWF
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February




WWE


the WWF sued them

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (HALdu)

286 154
Bernie is an unpleasant shit. Too many opportunities to have his face pushed in when he blusters have been wasted.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

Trump will be thrilled to get the cracks at Bernie, face to face, in any debate.

If Bernie is the nominee, Donnie Two-Scoops is gonna push Bernie's face in every pile of manure he can.

And have a field day with it.

Posted by: Marybeth at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (4pK1/)

287 This is a complete clown show. None of these idiots have a prayer against Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

288 Buttigieg just declared himself the Ayatollah of rock n rolla.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (+DS2f)

289 "267 >>>I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

She used all of the body parts of the candidates -- nothing went to waste."

And she shared everything equally.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (puu6v)

290 They're fighting each other and it's wonderful!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

291 Liz is running for Bernie's VP.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:30 PM (VNfwt)


I could see that. Not a bad move - if you're going full on Left.

And I'll call it now. Warren will beat Pence in a debate, the same way Biden beat Ryan. Some here will insist, according to "the rules", that Ryan won and Pence will win.

But you don't have to be the best boxer, or best athlete, to win the fight. Ask Tyson Fury. Warren will beat Pence purely on venom. Pence will turtle.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (heOND)

292 Bernie hasn't passed much of anything.

Bernie passes much wind.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (pPNCa)

293 This is like a Kindergarten class deciding who gets candy first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (+y/Ru)

294 This is getting uncomfortable
Posted by: Redenzo


Politics is nothing if not cringey.

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (Qf83p)

295 Bloomie wants to talk about his wallet

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NVYyb)

296 >>>255 This is getting uncomfortable
Posted by: Redenzo

My pants are getting uncomfortable. Let me just slip these off....

Posted by: Mike "Tiny Playboy" Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

297 There really isn't a difference in Bernie and Lizzy in their version of communism

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (ZCEU2)

298
Waa! Waa! Waa!

Posted by: Democrat speakers at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (sy5kK)

299 Did I hear right that mayor Pete basically dismissed the importance of the presidency, in trying to talk up the House?

Way to pitch for the job, dude.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (UvJJq)

300 Amy: the stern librarian

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (AX8BK)

301 FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: You Don't Know Me But I Identify As Bluto at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (frWv2)

302
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Listen to meeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

303 WTF with this format? Candidates don't just get equal time anymore?

Watching silently on the laptop, because the Mr. is watching something else on tv, and it's hilarious to watch this without sound. What a bunch of angry white men and women!

Posted by: April at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

304
Pick me!

Pick me!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (CDGwz)

305 Klobuchar...getting things done, like getting black and brown unemployment numbers down, President Trump has done that. He kept his promises.

That's not what she said, but she was thinking it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (9iOtW)

306 This is the Airing of Grievances.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

307 The crowd is anti-Bernie, not going to work, he wins SC

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (OMmPm)

308
Bloomie says he bought a Congress and he expects it to STAY bought!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

309
WWE





the WWF sued them

Posted by: not so



ILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR SAYING THAT

Posted by: bernie! Bernie! BERNIE! at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (CTN7u)

310 Boos for Bernie!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc)

311 For god's sake, someone make it stop.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+DS2f)

312
Gerrymander the Senate!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

313 Well for all of you just tuning into who is running for President...

This is how political sausage is made, with the blood and flesh of your enemies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (k7lPP)

314 If the winner of this somehow wins the election, they get control over the nuclear codes.


Think about that.


They shouldn't be in charge of the exit seat on a plane.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

315 Sanders is freeballin'?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 25, 2020 08:25 PM (CLteG)


Now I've got that stupid Tom Petty song in my head.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Ki5SV)

316 Bernie seems like he spits when he talks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

317 Nothing like a guy who wants to represent the little people saying he spent $100 million supporting candidates.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (2PENC)

318 Bernie: "I beat Trump"!

WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (CDGwz)

319 Are they all sipping Ensure?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (AX8BK)

320 This is hysterical

They are hysterical!

Or insane...

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

321 Klobuchar just said you break a deal, you face the wheel. Anyone know what that is about?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+DS2f)

322 Selfie lines. Good grief.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (OMmPm)

323 And there is another hour and a half of this crazy.

I won't make it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

324 "I talk to people in selfie lines every day."

Hard to top that.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (puu6v)

325 "Bernie in fact hasn't passed much of anything..."





That's not true! I made a poopy this morning.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (8B6Ng)

326 Oooh, was that boos I heard when Lizzie said the progressive agenda is popular?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (UvJJq)

327
I missed this thread on my drive home from work but


"Look at the income inequality," he said. "Anytime we've had this before, society blows up and they do set up the guillotines and the guillotines don't have to be chop your head off. They could be confiscatory taxes, they could be seizing the endowments of uh, educational institutions and um, philanthropic organizations, all of which those proposals are out there. You know, you're going to have to do something about this income inequality and a lot of it comes from zero interest rates."




Does Bloomers watch his own "news" network? They are constantly pushing income inequality crap and other leftist BS like all day long

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (96SSR)

328 They constantly have to keep waving the Identity Group flags.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

329 Princess Gray Beard is up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (CDGwz)

330 Grass, man. Grass!

Posted by: Bernie pandering to potheads. at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Vy7tf)

331 Selfy lines.

What a tool

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

332 Come on, Joe. Punch Bernie!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

333 The democrats are angry.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (t3YBx)

334 Bloomie wants to talk about his wallet

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:34 PM (NVYyb)

Biggest thing about him....

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (32YRo)

335 Grey Beard say progressiveness heap big popular
Tax the Rich

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (MGjUO)

336 You can hear when Lizzie starts reciting from her script.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

337 Are they all sipping Ensure?



Depends.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (CTN7u)

338 Me want justice! Me want ... THUNDERDOME!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

339 A two cent tax? What the hell.

She means two percent?

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

340 I'm tanned. I'm noways tard rested.

I'm ready.

Posted by: Hillary! 2020! at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (DMUuz)

341 That's what weed and meth does.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Orx/W)

342 Yeah..we want Lizzy in charge of infant-rearing.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (L3Rsz)

343 Cancelling student loan debt--

DRINK!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (oVJmc)

344 Klobuchar just said you break a deal, you face the wheel. Anyone know what that is about?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (+DS2f)

Later she'll be asked what is best in life...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (32YRo)

345 I watched a bit of it and those people are really going hammer and tongs at each other.

Wow.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (WEBkv)

346 Level the babyfield?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (t3YBx)

347
Just two cents! Invest!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

348 Wait, wut?

Warren wants real, live babies?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Vy7tf)

349 Tucker is going after Judge Amy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

350

If Warren isn't being bitchy towards Bloomy, she's in her screechy housemarm mode, fake crying and whining.

Dear god.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (lg/F7)

351 Super 70s Sports has a video of Earl Weaver screaming at an umpire nonstop. Much appropos.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (DY3v8)

352

Bernie the Millionaire Commie's 3rd residence, a "cabin", has 4 bedrooms, a separate guest quarters, and 500 feet of waterfront with a dock.


Now THAT'S my kind of Commie!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

353 The debate continues with choice of weapons ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (t3YBx)

354 I think we can rule out any meth, any takers for LSD?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (k7lPP)

355 Amy: the stern librarian
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (AX8BK)


I prefer a stern governess, myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Ki5SV)

356 Pick me!

Pick me!



OOH! OOOH! Mistah Kottah!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (HaL55)

357 You know sanders is stanging there thinking that both warren and klobuchar are both in need of a good

schtupping
schtupping
schtupping

and he and biden and steyer are jsut the guys to do it!

then each other

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (HALdu)

358 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)

359 306
This is the Airing of Grievances.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

_________


Which one has the Festivus pole stuck up their ass? Oh, wait, it just came to me ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (WqPYg)

360
"Bust a deal, face the wheel!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

361 Am I really supposed to give up my lunch nap for this?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (2PENC)

362 And there is another hour and a half of this crazy.

I won't make it.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

Me either. They all should be darted.

Throw a net over the lot, toss 'em in the cookie truck, haul 'em to the nervous hospital.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CDGwz)

363 Holy shit this is wonderful. They are all so fucking stupid and arrogant and vicious.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (SgjGX)

364 I'll take some LSD.

what?

Posted by: Hoorta at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)

365 Should I come out and show everyone my vagina? Wait, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Tom Steyer at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (CLteG)

366 OMG. This is just like watching any CNN panel on any given day with Little Mike as the token "republican."

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (dH/BH)

367 Chief Shitting Bull has that whiney, screechy Mother-in-Law voice down pat. She's just what America needs.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Y8PSl)

368 If Joe doesn't challenge Bernie to a push-up contest then this evening is a loss.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (OMmPm)

369 Klobuchar has quite the lisp.

Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

370 Who took my ball?
You took my ball.
No, I didn't take your ball
she took your ball.

No I didn't take your
ball they took your ball
Bawl Bawl Bawl.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (MGjUO)

371 Looks like its Bloomberg, Biden and Steyer crowd tonight. With a smattering of support for Klobuchar.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (9iOtW)

372 C'mon hot mic moment! C'MON HOT MIC MOMENT!
Daddy needs a new pair of depends.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (8B6Ng)

373 Jeebus, gonna spill my beer jumping onto this dumpster fire train going 60 miles an hour. This thread already has the spirit of Keith Moon crash-flying a palm tree through the restaurant table!

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (fgkVZ)

374 It's not even that they want to be President. This bunch of nitwits, half wits and dimwits shouldn't be holding the positions of power they currently have. I don't think half of them could successfully order lunch at a drive thru window.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Wm5SB)

375 Jeanine Pirro tearing into Judge Amy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

376 ok the hoorta socks bores me.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (Qf83p)

377 348
Wait, wut?



Warren wants real, live babies?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (Vy7tf)

________


You mean for dinner?

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (WqPYg)

378 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
Posted by: Joey Biden
-------

So far, likely Thread Winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (CDGwz)

379 Bloomberg talking about how much money he spent is a not to subtle reminder to the DNC who is able to write the checks the DNC is unable to write.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (WEBkv)

380 Leon Trotsky was murdered with an ice axe. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (ATCV4)

381 Angry and out of control?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (+y/Ru)

382
No zamboni? WTF is this?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (pNxlR)

383 Chief Shitting Bull has that whiney, screechy Mother-in-Law voice down pat. She's just what America needs.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:39 PM (Y8PSl)


I'm hearing way too much Hillary harpy. At least she doesn't laugh. At all.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (8B6Ng)

384 Well...ain't we a pair...Raggedy Man.

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 25, 2020 08:40 PM (DY3v8)

385 Just think of the convention floor if this conitnues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (k7lPP)

386 You know what is funny is the speculation that the "obamas" are going to get involved with this and straighten everything out.

He does not have any cred to do that.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)

387 Joe Biden, the man Trump feared more than any other candidate.

Joe Biden, the man Trump was willing to get impeached over to stop the JOE Train from mowing him over.

Joe Biden, the man who would be President and govern with no malarkey.

Joe Biden, the ah fuck this shit. *slams door*

Posted by: Former Marketers for Biden at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (+dsLj)

388 YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME??

Posted by: zombie Abe Vigoda at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (CTN7u)

389 Mike Bloomberg ad - he is a charisma black hole.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (bDqIh)

390 Amy: the stern librarian
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:35 PM (AX8BK)


More like the last thing a hobo lying in a ditch just outside of town sees when she wakes him up with her trident...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (32YRo)

391 Mental hospital? Yeah, I think we just found a bunch of your guests. And they are off their meds. Come and pick them up please.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (t3YBx)

392 I'm flipping back and forth between the debate and Tucker like a crack-addled Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

393 Taking a hit of LSD seems to be in order

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (9iOtW)

394 Bernie seems like he spits when he talks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:36 PM (ptqGC)


And farts.

I'll bet Mrs Bernie hasn't slept in the same bed with that feculent fool in years.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Ki5SV)

395 Lots of fun but 4am comes early

Don't throw anything that will hurt or destroy

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (ZCEU2)

396 Bloomberg just aired a commercial. Torch that money Mike.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (OMmPm)

397 378. Hold that vote, I bet this thread hits 1000

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (fgkVZ)

398 Can you imagine Liawatha laughing or crying. Ever?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Qf83p)

399 323 And there is another hour and a half of this crazy.

I won't make it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Me neither. I've been pounding vodkas and it's just not working.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Orx/W)

400 An eight way hit of Windowpane should do it.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (9iOtW)

401 330
Grass, man. Grass!

Posted by: Bernie pandering to potheads. at February 25, 2020 08:37 PM (Vy7tf)

_________

Gas, grass, and ass? Biden, Bernie, and Mary Pete?

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

402
And I'll call it now. Warren will beat Pence in a debate, the same way Biden beat Ryan. Some here will insist, according to "the rules", that Ryan won and Pence will win.
---
Hmmmm

Has Pence learned from his President?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (vPKfA)

403 Can you imagine how beet red Trump will turn Bernie's face?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (AD3JT)

404
MILOTUS: Mother-in-law of the United States

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR)

405
It's not even that they want to be President.


Just the opposite, IHMO.

They're like a lot of fucks. They're OWED to be in charge. Frankly - this is the GOP field four years ago.

Trump has tilted shit. That's why DC hates him so much.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (heOND)

406 I'll bet Mrs Bernie hasn't slept in the same bed with that feculent fool in years.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically

House.

You meant house.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

407 Joe gets a special question on gun violence. Hoo boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

408 I remember when the Republican debates got rowdy the MSM thought it was an absolute horror.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

409 Joe Biden is super angry at these debates. I think maybe instead of "Sleepy Joe" his nickname should be "Joe Mad".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (zqs/f)

410 Klobuchar has quite the lisp.
Posted by: LASue at February


She had a salad for dinner, cut her tongue with the comb

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (HALdu)

411 Gun control now...sheesh.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (9iOtW)

412 Learning that this CDC woman is Rosenstein's sister was too much for me. I'm ready to go full-on conspiracy theory at this point.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice[/I

We shall name her Rosenpuddy. Sibling of Rosenpenis.

Born into the Deep State.

Bring out the dull hand axe, these bitches aren't good enough for guillotines.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (VcFUs)

413 "Happiness is a warm gun"

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (MGjUO)

414 This should be good. Who can be most extreme on guns.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

415 GRAPE NUTS , GODAMMIT. GRAPE NUTS!

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (CTN7u)

416
Bernie gotta gun ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (pNxlR)

417 Oh lol "I beat the NRA twice" and other blathering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

418


WE GOT US A GUN CRISIS!!! DEMOCRATS TO THE RESCUE!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (lg/F7)

419 I can be extreme. Come get 'em

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (VcFUs)

420 Seriously, Gloomberg is airing commercials during the debate??? How much more annoying can he get??? Nevermind...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (UUBmN)

421 Gad, all of these candidates are railing on about how DT is "tearing apart the country."

Yeah, like they have no culpability whatsoever.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (WEBkv)

422 Joey Bidet angry?

So green hulk Bidet smash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (k7lPP)

423 267 >>>I heard Elizabeth Warren pulled out a machete and started hacking the other candidates to pieces.

She used all of the body parts of the candidates -- nothing went to waste.
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

Sure beats stampeding the other candidates over the edge of the stage and cutting them up with flint knives. And the studio lights will help dry the jerky strips draped over the podiums faster.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (EnQC8)

424 I beat the NRA. I pistol whipped those f*ckers

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (t3YBx)

425
Joe "beat the NRA, twice"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (pNxlR)

426 The comments on here are probably more entertaining than the actual debate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:19 PM (WI7YS)

This is known!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (C0i0w)

427 Can you imagine Liawatha laughing or crying. Ever?

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2020 08:41 PM (Qf83p)

That would require an emotion other than "hysterical"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (32YRo)

428 Bloomberg running radio ads non stop in Oklahoma City. The ny accent does not play well here. Everybody in the office mocks the ads when they play.

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (ucNdt)

429 These guys are hilarious!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (59GQk)

430 Central Texas weather update: The UV index is currently zero.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

431 Oh, I can't take any more! I'm bailing out!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (+y/Ru)

432 Joe's comin for the gun manufacturers. After his nap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

433 "405
It's not even that they want to be President.

Just the opposite, IHMO.

They're like a lot of fucks. They're OWED to be in charge. Frankly - this is the GOP field four years ago.

Trump has tilted shit. That's why DC hates him so much."

IIRC, this is the Republican primary in '96.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (puu6v)

434 150M people killed since 2007.

Oh fucking hell.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (t3YBx)

435 one hundred and fifty million thousand people have been murdered by those murdering guns vote for me and I'll get it done.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (MGjUO)

436 Wait! What did Joe just say? How many people died in gun violence?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (NVYyb)

437 More kids die due to gun violence everyday then have dies in all the wars combined.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (OMmPm)

438


150 million people?

What? Did he say that?

Carnage?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (lg/F7)

439 Amy Klobucher has comb, the whole thing came undone

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (k7lPP)

440 Lizzie No Like Firesticks, Kill Many Buffalo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

441 Just want to point out that the statistic of 100 people die by gun violence every day includes suicide by gun of middle age white men. No support for their mental health by the Woke DNC, but they are happy to use them as a statistic.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (UvJJq)

442 I will not take sanctimonious gun-control lectures to heart from people who happily fight for the right to kill viable infants. Nope, no how.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (L3Rsz)

443 150 million people killed since 2007 from guns

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (rpxSz)

444 Holy shit this is wonderful. They are all so fucking stupid and arrogant and vicious.
---
So nice to see how deep in their own fart cloud these Dems are, bragging about how great this flower shop smells

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (vPKfA)

445
150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

WTF, Joe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pNxlR)

446 One hundred fifty million people!

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (hVYYs)

447 Warren will beat Pence in a debate, the same way Biden beat Ryan. Some here will insist, according to "the rules", that Ryan won and Pence will win.

***********

Yeah, no.

Pence violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass with grace and dignity. He'll be fine against any one of these fucking losers.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (+dsLj)

448 No I didn't take your
ball they took your ball
Bawl Bawl Bawl.


Take them all out of the ball game.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pPNCa)

449

HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND MILLION BILLION DEAD IN THE STREETS MORE THAN THE WARS

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (lg/F7)

450 Joe is nutzoid

Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (rpxSz)

451 The moderator should say...shut the FUCK up.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Orx/W)

452 I have the sound off. This is freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Y4EXg)

453 You ... can't ... make ... this ... shit ... up ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (t3YBx)

454 Bernie getting booed for dissing Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

455 150,000,000 gun victims?

Are we counting Bernies execution squads?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (NVYyb)

456 So Lizzie doesn't want any filibusters.

Hear that, Mitch?

Posted by: Miklos, attentive at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

457
Oh, 2007 -- that's even more ridiculous.

(Unless he's getting in a dig at Planned Parenthood.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (pNxlR)

458 >>You know what is funny is the speculation that the "obamas" are going to get involved with this and straighten everything out.



He does not have any cred to do that.
- - - -

The guy was known for voting "present" before being POTUS, and as being "more surprised than anyone to learn stuff about his own administration" on a regular basis. Also the administration known for denying FOIAs and "losing" caches of emails and other records.


That's not a guy who is going to take charge and go on record with a plan. Whatever he does, it will be behind the scenes, performed by others, and there will be no record of it.
Dems are stupid to expect anything from Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (bDqIh)

459 Has Pence learned from his President?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (vPKfA


A fair question. I can't read his mind. All I can do is project his future behavior based upon his past behavior.

His past behavior is why he jumped at the chance to be VP. Because he was not going to get a second term at IN GOV.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (heOND)

460 Who are the moderators, and which ass are they kissing?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (l3+k2)

461 Nice to see the crowd stacked with Bernie haters. More chaos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (oVJmc)

462 Someone told Joe to not be coherent - be angry! Angry is what everyone wants - just before the white coat men come.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (32YRo)

463 Holy shit this is wonderful. They are all so fucking stupid and arrogant and vicious.

*******

And stupid. Really, really stupid.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

464 150 million people killed by guns since 2007. No wonder I can't find anyone to shovel my driveway.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (DY3v8)

465 420 Seriously, Gloomberg is airing commercials during the debate??? How much more annoying can he get??? Nevermind...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (UUBmN)

That evil man is buying commercial time during the Rush Limbaugh program. As if anyone in his audience would vote Doomberg in appreciable numbers! I just have to laugh. Piss away that money, Bloomie.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (ZSGV5)

466 No filibusters. Tyranny of the majority. Got it.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (t3YBx)

467 Punch Bernie, Joe! Do. It!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

468 Did Joey change his name from BigBootie after 1932?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (k7lPP)

469 446 One hundred fifty million people!
Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (hVYYs)

and somehow they missed my ex wife

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (rpxSz)

470 Can I get a brief summary of the train wreck so far?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (Z7lwY)

471 Yeah, no.

Pence violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass with grace and dignity. He'll be fine against any one of these fucking losers.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February




violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass




I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there



Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (HALdu)

472 150M people killed since 2007.
--
He really did say that

I was all WTF!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (vPKfA)

473 434 150M people killed since 2007.

Oh fucking hell.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (t3YBx)


Yeah, half of the people I knew in 2007 have been killed by guns...NOT.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (AMIL/)

474 The moderator should say...shut the FUCK up.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (Orx/W)


I would pay real money to see that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (aS1PU)

475 DIA BEE TUS!!

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (CTN7u)

476 OMG. Lizzie lying about being fired for being pregnant.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

As if any self-respecting guy would knock her up. Did she burgle an AI clinic?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (C0i0w)

477 Joe Biden is super angry at these debates. I think maybe instead of "Sleepy Joe" his nickname should be "Joe Mad".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:42 PM (zqs/f)


Fighting Joe Gropin'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (Y8PSl)

478 If shooting somebody is gun violence, why isn't abortion violence to babies?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (+fPHo)

479
Well, YOU didn't vote for [ blah, blah, blah ]

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR)

480 Are we counting Bernies execution squads?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (NVYyb)

Post Gulag/Famine prediction - he's riffing....

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (32YRo)

481 Bernie getting booed for dissing Joe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:45 PM (ptqGC)


They made sure to stack the crowd against him. Seems mostly pro-Joe, followed by Bloomy then whatsherpuss.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (8B6Ng)

482 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)

483 Bernie getting booed for trying to pivot on his gun record to slam Trump. The charade was too obvious for the audience. Glorious.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (UvJJq)

484 Biden: But the NRA personally killed 100 Billion people. We have to stop them

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (t3YBx)

485 Does anyone in the Democratic party think Sanders would be soft on gun control? Such a pointless debate.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (zqs/f)

486 As long as the debate doesnt preempt Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy, I'm good.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (EnQC8)

487 Bernie the Millionaire Commie's 3rd residence, a "cabin"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

That's dacha, please.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (H8QX8)

488 Bloomberg just admitted to having agencies to influence elections in over 20 states.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (MGjUO)

489 Joe mansplaining the guns show loophole to Amy.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (OMmPm)

490 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:43 PM (C0i0w)

Kinda OT, but relevant to AOP: how is Wexit coming along?

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (pPNCa)

491 Omg. Amy calling out Joe. Joe yelling at Amy.

Hahahahaha

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

492 2AM, closing time...Amy?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (AX8BK)

493 Summary: Bernie hates billionaires and wants to give millenials free guns.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)

494 Klobachar: My penis is bigger than your's Joe

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (t3YBx)

495 One hundred fifty million people!
Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (hVYYs)

and somehow they missed my ex wife
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (rpxSz)

My nose hurts from violently laughing my drink through it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (/+bwe)

496 Death Bill?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (DY3v8)

497 Can I get a brief summary of the train wreck so far?
Posted by: buzzion

---
Combination shit show and dumpster fire in front of a daycare after a garbage truck rolled over into it. And poopy. Lots and lots of poopy.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (Y4EXg)

498 Joe states 150 million people killed

and the rest of them don't call him out

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (rpxSz)

499 I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there

*****

I like my word salads, and I shall have my word salads, as incoherent as they be. Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (+dsLj)

500 Klobber - "I'm from the middle of the country!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (xSo9G)

501 Boyfriend Bill?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (DY3v8)

502 482 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)

Yup. It's in his blood. Forever.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (H8QX8)

503 ASK A QUESTION ABOUT PEOPLE DYING IN THE STREETS FROM CORONAVIRUS!

Posted by: SHEP at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (EsGqq)

504 Boyfriends abusing their girls with AK-47's?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (Vy7tf)

505 She said dick, heh heh heh heh

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (AX8BK)

506 HAHAHAHAHHA Uncle Dick?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (8B6Ng)

507 2AM, closing time...Amy?
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (AX8BK)


It's been a while so... yeah.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (SgjGX)

508 Central Texas weather update: The UV index is currently zero.


Tonight's forecast is dark. Scattered darkness followed by complete and total darkness later on.

Then mudshowers.


/Hippy Dippy Weatherman, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (HaL55)

509 Klob' said she "has the receipts".

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (zqs/f)

510 Hurt my uncle's dick in the deer stand.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (MGjUO)

511 A reverse-mortgage commercial would fit right in here.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (CTN7u)

512 Boyfriend Loophole?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (DY3v8)

513
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)

514 Uncle Dick in the deer-stand? Where do these folks come up with this crap.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (OMmPm)

515 Did she burgle an AI clinic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (C0i0w)


WTF dude?

Posted by: Artificial Intelligence at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (aS1PU)

516 They never quote the statistics on how many crimes are prevented each year by a law-abiding individual merely brandishing a firearm -- which is astronomical. "Victim Disarmament" indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (WqPYg)

517
You see, Amy, a loop hole is like this ** begins unzipping his pants ** ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (pNxlR)

518 This debate is easily summarized by this quote from Blazing Saddles:

What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix... remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn't give up then, and by gum, we're not going to give up now!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (59GQk)

519 Klobber - "I'm from the middle of the country!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-------
Petey: " Me too! Me too!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (xSo9G)

520

Uncle Dick in the deer stand.

That got BootyJudge all awake now.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (lg/F7)

521 The camera won't even look at Steyer. Pathetic.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (8B6Ng)

522 By the way, are Mr. Sanders and Mr. Bloomberg adjacent to each other? And if they are, how many rows of Secret Service agents are separating Mr. Sanders from Mr. Bloomberg? Is Mr. Sanders turning purple with hatred and rage? Is Mr. Sanders addressing Mr. Bloomberg as, for example, "You rich piece of shit!"?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (ZSGV5)

523 It's just possible that if there are any actual somewhat moderate Dems in the audience they may decide after looking at this clown show that they'll vote for Trump after all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (WI7YS)

524 Proud hunting state, says Klobuchar. That did NOT go over well, hah.

Ooh Pete brought up Stom Thurman!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (UvJJq)

525 The other day I heard John Boy and Billy semi-apologize for all the Bloomberg ads. Basically they said, "we're capitalists, we sell ads, and he's buying, and besides, y'all ain't gonna vote for him anyway, so just ignore."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (87EdW)

526 LBJ blocked civil rights legislation too, asshole.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

527 The boyfriend loophole???

Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (YJxmg)

528 Fag boy accusing and pointing fingers at infidels

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (CTN7u)

529 Has this audience been coached to cheer every dig at Bernie?

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (zqs/f)

530 Petey was in HS during Columbine? F*cking kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (xSo9G)

531 Buttboi has a comb forward

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (rpxSz)

532 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)


I live here.

Pence does not enjoy the image here that he enjoys on this board.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (heOND)

533 Uncle Dick in the deer stand.



That got BootyJudge all awake now.





Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (lg/F7)


That really does sound like gay code.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (8B6Ng)

534 So when will the commit the French Mistake?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (k7lPP)

535 "Gun Show Loophole" Drink!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (NiFkv)

536 Is Mr. Buttygig starting the debate by tonguing his man?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (ZSGV5)

537 Please give more detail on your weapons training Pete.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (OMmPm)

538 A reverse-mortgage commercial would fit right in here.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Ask your Doctor is Lunacy is right for you.

Posted by: Miklos, Joe will be the face of Viagra in six months at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

539
I think Ex-Cell-O, the Goddess of Small Slams rules the roost there tonight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

540 YOU WERE A DESK JOCKEY, PETE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

541 CBS is shutting down every other debate stream on youtube right now abusing the copyright strike system.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (cGlgB)

542 HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!

Posted by: Uncle Dick at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (yQpMk)

543 445
150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

WTF, Joe?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pNxlR)

This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they had any balls. Have candidates just keep making up more and more ludicrous statistics, like an auction.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (H8QX8)

544 Black Guns Matter!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (8B6Ng)

545


Pete trained on what? A gun?

GTFO.

He is such a fucking weasel.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (lg/F7)

546 Bernie gives cred to Bloomie.


A Ticket Is Born.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (CTN7u)

547 Why isn't there a girlfriend loophole??

Dats sexist.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (YJxmg)

548 I think the Biden team should pick someone out of the crowd to debate for him - they seem to know more about what Joe wants to say than he does...

"Would audience member Ryan, Ryan? Pleas come down on the debate stage and take Joe's place...thanks! Let's give it up for Ryan, everyone!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (32YRo)

549 Shut the fuck up. NRA is all about gun safety you confused old moron.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (8B6Ng)

550 We're not running against America
We're running against the NRA

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (MGjUO)

551 A salt weapons.



NOOOOOO!!

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (Vy7tf)

552 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?


Some three or four times!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

553 >>That evil man is buying commercial time during the Rush Limbaugh
program. As if anyone in his audience would vote Doomberg in
appreciable numbers! I just have to laugh. Piss away that money,
Bloomie.


Think the goal is to deny anyone else that ad space, such as Trump, a conservative org (NRA), or another GOP candidate? Not so much selling himself to Rush's listeners as denying anyone else their attention.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (bDqIh)

554 I have early work travel tomorrow. For Democrats that spelled "W-O-R-K" and it means fuck you government, I'll do it myself.

Anyway, bon soir horde. I'll look forward to JJ's round by round scoring in the morning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (NVYyb)

555
You ain't rallying me, you commie-loving boor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (pNxlR)

556 How much crappy Spanish will be used to pander to people they want to use to dissolve the people and elect another? (h/t, Brecht)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZSGV5)

557 Bernie: It is my view that we need to send the American people to gulags. Wait, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (t3YBx)

558 They think the problem with gun violence is guns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (oVJmc)

559 Yeah, we all know Ruger TOWERS over google and facebook.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (8B6Ng)

560 The question is, how do we create a gun registry?

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (MGjUO)

561 Tom Steyer for term limits.


For Republicans.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (CTN7u)

562 "450 Joe is nutzoid"

He brought his best Joker face tonight. He's going to win one primary before he goes to Sunny Acres, by God.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)

563 Pete never went through basic or weapons training, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

564 This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they had any balls. Have candidates just keep making up more and more ludicrous statistics, like an auction.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

GAY COMMUNIST GUN CLUB

Posted by: Miklos, not entirely eligible at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

565 Steyer... corporations own the Senate. That's why we can't get communist gun control through.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (9iOtW)

566 Only thing Mayor Pete would qualify on would be the M-9.

Officer and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (k7lPP)

567 These guys know that the president doesn't set the Senate rules, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)

568 Term limits just for republicans?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (8B6Ng)

569 Pete trained on what? A gun?

GTFO.

He is such a fucking weasel.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (lg/F7)


He's a master of his gun. His rifle, not so much.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (aS1PU)

570 Whoa. Steyer campaigns against Graham in his own state?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (xSo9G)

571 498
Joe states 150 million people killed



and the rest of them don't call him out

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 08:48 PM (rpxSz)

________


It's the old "Forget it ... he's rolling."

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (WqPYg)

572 Imagine how terrifying it would be to hand any of these people a single action only CZ with one in the chamber and the safety off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (UxP0a)

573 >>> This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they had any balls.

Not sure but I think they are on hiatus at the moment.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (UvJJq)

574 Mayor Bloomberg, do you still like racist charter schools?

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (OMmPm)

575

How much crappy Spanish will be used to pander to people they want to use to dissolve the people and elect another? (h/t, Brecht)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZSGV5)

They need to do it in ebonics.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (lg/F7)

576 Term limits.

And firing squads. In gulags.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (t3YBx)

577
Pete trained on what? A gun?


Mayor "Pew! Pew! Pew!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (pNxlR)

578 I do sense a theme in Bernie's statements...he is a bit more conciliatory towards the other candidates. As the putative nominee, it makes sense. Coalition building?

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (L3Rsz)

579 558 They think the problem with gun violence is guns.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (oVJmc)
-------

I just learned that gun manufacturers own the Senate.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (/669Q)

580 550 We're not running against America
We're running against the NRA
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (MGjUO)

Because silly Leftists do not know what constitutes the NRA. It's not some entity that exists in a vacuum.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (ZSGV5)

581 These guys know that the president doesn't set the Senate rules, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (ZLI7S)


LOLOLOL, yeah, right.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (8B6Ng)

582 Charter schools bad.
bad
bad
bad

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (MGjUO)

583 CBS is shutting down every other debate stream on youtube right now abusing the copyright strike system.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (cGlgB)

Yeah, they own this mess - they should eat it.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (32YRo)

584 I didn't hear Steyer mention pelosy or shuck chumer

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (9iOtW)

585 They think the problem with gun violence is guns.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (oVJmc)


In all fairness, we're fucked if they achieve sentience.

I'll check my Ruger manuals again - but I don't think we're there quite yet.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (heOND)

586
Oh, bust on SC schools now -- that'll win you mucho votes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (pNxlR)

587 When will they break into a rendition of Rent?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (1e3fO)

588 Steyer bends Bloomie over and drills that dusty brown eye.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (CTN7u)

589 Without Buttygig, this would surely be nothing but a Blue Hair Convention.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM (ZSGV5)

590 Uncle dick in the charter school ?

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ucNdt)

591 hmm Biden may just win S. Carolina

Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (brgv3)

592 532 I dont trust Pence. He sold out as governor.
Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (wStGL)

I live here.

Pence does not enjoy the image here that he enjoys on this board.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (heOND

Pence fumbled the Memorie's Pizza fiasco bigly.

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (Vy7tf)

593 Senator Warren, please explain how Mayor Bloomberg's charter schools are racist.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (OMmPm)

594 Bloomberg supporting charter schools.

If he does not, the rich asian families using stem charter schools will flee. Yellow flight. Rightly so.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (UvJJq)

595 Love to see any of these turds on a gun range. Especially Pete.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

596 Teacher's unions need those black and brown kids on their plantations. No school choice for them!

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (L3Rsz)

597 "A chicken in every pot and a man in every 9 year old boy!"

Posted by: Peter w/ Mayo at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (SquW4)

598 She's going to choose Meat Loaf for her secretary of education.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (MGjUO)

599 Can't watch this shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)

600 Liz Warren jumps up and buffalo humps her imaginary Cabinet.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (CTN7u)

601 I can picture Warren in the Room for Forgiveness to work off her meth debts

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (AX8BK)

602 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

--

I'd honestly like to hear more about this, with specific demographic numbers addressed. I'm guessing 12-15M whites.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (UxP0a)

603 Jumped in late, but Bloomberg seems to be doing better this time. Good to see... need him splitting the moderate vote.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (zqs/f)

604 Sen Lizzy is racist.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (L3Rsz)

605 Poco has transitioned from having her Secretary of Education chosen by a transgendered child to one who was a public teacher.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (puu6v)

606
Just go to cbsnews.com. Yeah, yeah, CBS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (pNxlR)

607 Liz (condensed) - "I will destroy the educational system"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (CDGwz)

608 ....You see this right foot? I'm gonna a hit you in the face with it...and you know what? There isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

Posted by: Liz "billy jack" warren at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (nzKWW)

609 I'm going to take your money
and
brainwash your kids

_Bernie

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (MGjUO)

610 Uncle Dick in the deer-stand? Where do these folks come up with this crap.


Their campaign managers are trolling them and they're too stoopid to get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (HaL55)

611
Pander to a transsexual, Chief, you know you want to!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (pNxlR)

612 525 The other day I heard John Boy and Billy semi-apologize for all the Bloomberg ads. Basically they said, "we're capitalists, we sell ads, and he's buying, and besides, y'all ain't gonna vote for him anyway, so just ignore."


Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (87EdW)



His ads are all over youtube. People are going to be sick of the political ads. Especially when he's acting like he's the nominee already and just attacking Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (Z7lwY)

613 Bernie - "The children must be in government controlled pre-K"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (CDGwz)

614 Bernie... we're going to give you free shit and billionaires are gonna pay for it, dammit!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (9iOtW)

615 Gay. Commie. Imposter. Megalomaniac. Lost Marbles.


Did I miss anyone?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (pUDQf)

616 Maestro Bernie has composed transcribed a fugue that is both compelling and pernicious.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (ATCV4)

617 You will give over your babies to Bernie.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (L3Rsz)

618 I guess Bernie missed out on his 0-4 education.

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (Vy7tf)

619 Pete never went through basic or weapons training, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM


Affirmative to the first. Direct commission. Unlikely for the second, although he probably did a quick qual ("Which end is the pointy end, Lt.? I'm not going to ask about the thing that goes up.").

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:54 PM (DMUuz)

620 Bernie gonna tax your older kids for your younger kid's education.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (CTN7u)

621 Again, no flags on the debate stage.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (bDqIh)

622 Love to see any of these turds on a gun range. Especially Pete.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

Hard to hit running targets though - Pete looks fast...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (32YRo)

623 Buttgiggy talking about his husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

624 Petey uses his spouse as the example of a teacher. Swell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (CDGwz)

625 Free Childcare for everyone from birth to 4? = early mind control

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (kz2HU)

626 I only lasted about 5 minutes. What a shit show. Do they watch this crap after to see how stupid they look?

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (FXKw3)

627

Pete's married to a teacher...

Of course.

Better check their basement.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (lg/F7)

628 Lots of descriptive adjectives,
lots of unsupported claims about their plans,
lots of happy talk,
lots of pie-in-the-sky,
lots of asskissing of identity groups
very few details, just emotional words and wishcasting

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

629 >>>Pence violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass with grace and dignity. He'll be fine against any one of these fucking losers.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

I like the intensity.

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (PbpT7)

630 DICK KISSING LOWERS YOUR CHOLESTEROL!

Posted by: SHEP at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (EsGqq)

631 Some people get to talk
others not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (MGjUO)

632 We're all for free education. Free! Free! Free!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (CDGwz)

633 Pete mentioned his husband, drink! But just said is married to a public school educator, not the gender of who he is married to. By design since is in South Carolina?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (UvJJq)

634 My husband is a teacher. Heh.

Posted by: Democrat Slugs at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (Vy7tf)

635 Are these people really running for President of the United States of America? They are all nothing but puppets. Stand ins for the puppet masters behind the curtains...and to think that approximately 50% of the country will vote for one of them in November.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (wStGL)

636 >>Buttgiggy talking about his husband.


When it comes to love
I want the whole hand

Posted by: Peter w/ Mayo at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (SquW4)

637 This would be perfect fodder for a SNL skit if they
had any balls. Have candidates just keep making up more and more
ludicrous statistics, like an auction.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 08:50 PM (H8QX

_________


I will donate $1000 to Mary Pete Bootygag's campaign if he accuses Biden of "pulling that number out of his ass."

Posted by: ShainS at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (WqPYg)

638 Yeah but Liz is killer with a bow and arrow.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (l3+k2)

639 I wager 40 quatloos on the smelly angry old man. 60 quatloos if he yells 'allahgocks' in the next 5 minutes.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (a9L78)

640 My wife is a teacher. $60k would be a raise.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (t3YBx)

641 Peter will also care for them. He showed his children's mental health acumen by having that nine year old boy 'come out' to him on the national stage.

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (L3Rsz)

642
Mental health challenges -- like nutso parents insisting that their child needs to "transition"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (pNxlR)

643 In all fairness, we're fucked if they achieve sentience.

--

High schoolers can't read, spell, or adequately use basic grammar. I don't think we need to worry about guns doing it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (UxP0a)

644 Everyone should have a roof over their hut.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (MGjUO)

645

Booty didn't mention his SIX FUCKING FIGURES of student loan debt he's still carrying.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (lg/F7)

646 Pete's married to a teacher...


That's no marriage...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (CTN7u)

647 In all fairness, we're fucked if they achieve sentience.

I'll check my Ruger manuals again - but I don't think we're there quite yet.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:52 PM


Some already have.

Posted by: H&K at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (DMUuz)

648 Pete's married to a teacher...



Of course.



Better check their basement.
=================================
And that teacher is constantly lecturing him. EVERY NIGHT

Posted by: Still just john at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (xgR3t)

649 Buttgiggy talking about his husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

Oh glad I'm not watching this part.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (YJxmg)

650 brb Amy Klobuchar wants to talk to my manager

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (PbpT7)

651 Free Childcare for everyone from birth to 4? = early mind control
Posted by: My life
--------

Unspoken "Government controlled"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (CDGwz)

652 Buttgiggy talking about his husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

I hope his hubby wasn't his former troop leader or priest - I smell law suit here....

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (32YRo)

653 One of the Dems should be sure to mention that Pete's married to a dude.

"Pete, I know your husband is a teacher, but..."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

654 Joe is ready to blow!

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (OMmPm)

655 Is Joe still alive??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (CjFDo)

656 Joe just babbled something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

657 > Please give more detail on your weapons training Pete.

It could be true. Remember "fully semi-automatic"? That guy was a very high ranking Army officer who was in charge of training.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (DXv3q)

658 Each one of them looks panicked and desperate.

Posted by: April at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (OX9vb)

659 Guys, I'm offering 1 million dollars to every person on America soil if you elect me President.

And I'm going to make billionaire bloggers pay for it.

Who is gonna do better than that??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (7taZ5)

660 Section 8 housing for everyone!

Posted by: Google-eyed woman at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Vy7tf)

661 I was cheated on my red line mortgage too.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (MGjUO)

662 Turn your children over to Pete's greasy cockholster. Indiana.



Daily.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (CTN7u)

663 Jeepers


All these crazy fucks want to do is spend money.

No words of getting the fuck out of the way and allowing American ingenuity to take over.

No, we can't possibly figure anything out. Had to be a nanny state

Get off my porch, I'll peg your ass

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (PkVlr)

664 646 Pete's married to a teacher...


That's no marriage...
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 08:56 PM (CTN7u)

It's a docking station.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

665 Warren needs to be darted...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (CDGwz)

666 brb Amy Klobuchar wants to talk to my manager

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (PbpT7)

Ohhh your gonna catch a beating now - you ole Ace person you!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (32YRo)

667 violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass




I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there



Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 08:46 PM (HALdu)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KAINE'S HEAD IS ALWAYS UP HIS ASS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Ki5SV)

668 The other day I heard John Boy and Billy semi-apologize for all the Bloomberg ads. Basically they said, "we're capitalists, we sell ads, and he's buying, and besides, y'all ain't gonna vote for him anyway, so just ignore."


Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 08:49 PM (87EdW)



His ads are all over youtube. People are going to be sick of the political ads. Especially when he's acting like he's the nominee already and just attacking Trump.
Posted by: buzzion


Ignore? Sure.
Let the lies slide? Can't.
He wasn't the mayor guiding the city thru 9/11.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Xr3y2)

669


Oh dear, just had a mental movie of Globuchar orgasming...

LOL.

Ehhhh Ehhhh Ehhhh I'm coming Eehhhh ehhhh don't stop Uncle Dick ehhh ehhh

She's Lisa Loopner all grown up.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (lg/F7)

670 Joe is ready to blow!
Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 08:57 PM (OMmPm)
--------

My husband just said the same thing!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (/669Q)

671 New summary of Dem debate:

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

Posted by: RGallegos at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (59GQk)

672 Senator Warren please STFU.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (t3YBx)

673 Why does Squanto Warren betray the redman?

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (ATCV4)

674 And I'm going to make billionaire bloggers pay for it.
Who is gonna do better than that??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM


Easy for a Yoko-invoker to say.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (DMUuz)

675 Get off my porch, I'll peg your ass
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (PkVlr)

Let slip the otters of war!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

676 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?

---

Considering we lost half of the US population, its no wonder we need millions of illegal aliens.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (Pnr4+)

677 >>Oh dear, just had a mental movie of Globuchar orgasming.


You know she backfires when she cums.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (SquW4)

678 Whuh?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (8B6Ng)

679 I will rename HUD as WUD.

Wigwam and Urban Development!

Posted by: Medicine Woman at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (Vy7tf)

680 Petey uses his spouse as the example of a teacher. Swell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:55 PM (CDGwz)


Pete is probably Option B right now. The DNC does not want Bernie - and unless they can come up with a Super Tuesday Miracle, they can't drag Biden over the finish line.

Trump will shed a few voters still - by calling out Booty Judge as a fag. I hope he does it through surrogates. It'll be a margin that makes the Reagan / Mondale run blush. 60-40 in the popular vote.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (heOND)

681 Warren needs to be darted...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (CDGwz)

"She can't stay down with three barrels in her! Not with three she can't!"

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (32YRo)

682 >>> And that teacher is constantly lecturing him. EVERY NIGHT

Pete: my husband nags me too! I am just like you!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (UvJJq)

683 Here come the race wars

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (PkVlr)

684 CBS seems to suck monkey balls.

Everyone seems to be pissed about Liz popping off.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (VNfwt)

685
I will do away with red-lining --- by insisting that they use a purple crayon instead!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

686 Holy crap. Mini Mike just called the other Dems "contestants" and said he beat them in the last debate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (ptqGC)

687 The minutes of the school board meeting also put the lie to Lizzie's tale. They were posted online somewhere- said they offered her a job once she gave birth but she elected to leave and that they really wanted her to return.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (JcXHH)

688 > You know that moldy clothes smell some people get when they don't throw away their old clothes even after their dryer stops working too well? Somebody on my bus smell like that, plus ass. I love public transportation.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (DXv3q)

689 Money is no problem. Run Out?
Print more.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

690 Worked in the projects with Pop Corn.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

691 Oh boy . Joe on race.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

692 Roxanne, you don't have to put out the red line...

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (8B6Ng)

693 562 "450 Joe is nutzoid"

He brought his best Joker face tonight. He's going to win one primary before he goes to Sunny Acres, by God.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)

Will he pop a cap in the moderators face like in the movie?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (Vy7tf)

694 Joe is down with the homies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

695 Bloomie bragging on his successes regarding the critical and totally defensible topic of "gay marriage".

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (CTN7u)

696 689 Money is no problem. Run Out?
Print more.
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

Weimar? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

697 Did Joe just claim that he was born a poor black child?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (dH/BH)

698 LMAO....Biden first became "involved in the black community" by being a PUBLIC DEFENDER. Do these fuckers even hear themselves?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (puu6v)

699 674 And I'm going to make billionaire bloggers pay for it.
Who is gonna do better than that??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM

Easy for a Yoko-invoker to say.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM


And as a follow up, vote for me or else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (7taZ5)

700 Get off my porch, I'll peg your ass
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February



Not sure that is the right motivation

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

701 Gentrification!!!!!

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (OMmPm)

702 You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (DY3v8)

703 Money is no problem. Run Out?
Print more.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (MGjUO)

Surprised no one has suggested just turning Bloomie upside down and shaking him...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (32YRo)

704 Gramps is testy tonight.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (puu6v)

705 Ignore? Sure.
Let the lies slide? Can't.
He wasn't the mayor guiding the city thru 9/11.


Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 08:58 PM (Xr3y2)



It's like he looked at the success Steyer had with his ad blitz last fall and Guliani's 2012 run and decided to combine them

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (Z7lwY)

706 No gentrification? Biden just lost the avocado toast truck vote.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (SgjGX)

707 Ugh! The image of Klobuchar having an orgasm hits like a gut punch to the butthole!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (87EdW)

708 RE: Black Males make $0.73 for every WM

For the same position?! Certainly not but they should make that clear.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (zqs/f)

709 Joe made sure that bitches got to stay in hood with a mortgage and LOOK, cut me off all the time.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (CTN7u)

710 Joey B: This is how you create wealth. You get a relative in government, and work that angle.

Oh wait ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (t3YBx)

711 I think Biden had two secondlys and two thirdlys.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (/669Q)

712 Free-form reality must be fun.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:01 PM (8B6Ng)

713 Good God. How can you bear to listen to this garbage?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

714 Mike is a people person dontcha know.

Posted by: High low yo! at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (nzKWW)

715 Joe: Location, location, location!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (ATCV4)

716 REPARATIONS

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (CTN7u)

717 Cute how all the white people are the champions


Oh fuck. Now reparations

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (PkVlr)

718 Steyer gets to talk and he can't.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (8B6Ng)

719 Reparations!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (/669Q)

720 Reparations! Drink!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

721 Everything in the US has a subtext of race.
_Steyer

No stupid

Oh crap he wants to pay reparations.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (MGjUO)

722 Oooh, reparations from Steyer. Drink!!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (UvJJq)

723
698 LMAO....Biden first became "involved in the black community" by being a PUBLIC DEFENDER. Do these fuckers even hear themselves?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (puu6v)


He convinced Corn Pop to take plea bargain after plea bargain.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (pNxlR)

724 Bwahahahaha - moar free monies!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (8B6Ng)

725 Here come the race wars
Posted by: Nurse ratched
--------

You ain't seen nuttin' yet. Next debate is sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panderpoloosa.

Steyr is getting a head start.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (CDGwz)

726 Joe Mad is not going to let anyone cut him off!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (zqs/f)

727 The best way to survive a firefight as America's enemy is to let a non-SEAL, non-aviator, US Navy Lieutenant shoot at you.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

728 Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (t3YBx)

729 Guys, I'm offering 1 million dollars to every person on America soil if you elect me President.


You can count on my vote. One MEEELION dollars would solve every problem I have right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (HaL55)

730 > violently skullfucked that pedophile Kaine's ass


> I think you either mixed your metaphors or there are some words missing in there

Seems perfectly clear to me. He stuck a skull in Kaine's pooper.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (DXv3q)

731 RE: Black Males make $0.73 for every WM

-

Damn, one would almost be led to believe that 50% of black males not finishing high school would be detrimental to their overall stats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (UxP0a)

732 AW HELL YEAH

Posted by: Free Shit Army at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (CTN7u)

733 Oh boy . Joe on race.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

Joe's on something alright - that shit costs a fortune on the street...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (32YRo)

734 "706 No gentrification? Biden just lost the avocado toast truck votes"

Joe is coming for White Woke's tidy enclaves.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (puu6v)

735 713 Good God. How can you bear to listen to this garbage?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (TdMsT)

*pats couch*
Sit by me and we can not watch this together.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

736 No; I don't think Trump would call Buttgieg a fag I hope not. I think he's smarter than that. He's just rag on him for sounding like Obama and for leaving South Bend in a mess.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (WI7YS)

737 Black crimes are higher because over 70% of black mothers ignore them after partying, because Uncle Sam pays a whole lot better than their unemployed asses.


You could have said the truth, Joe

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

738 Steyer started a bank because racism or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (ptqGC)

739
Steyer, your Injustice Mechanic.

and, and, and ... Reparations Evangelist!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

740 Thick milf

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (AX8BK)

741 Can we just get an auctioneer to set the price of the votes these jackwads are trying to buy?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (Wm5SB)

742 Reparations?
OK. You have a choice. Stay here or go back to Africa.

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (2BZBZ)

743 592,

I personally do not care for Pence, a significant amount of his staff appeared to be or were devious GopE shits and his whole murky involvement in 25th Amendment and the Flynn affair leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth.

His impersonation of Brave Sir Robin capitulation in Indiana also did not stir me to support him much. Trump could do better I think but internal calculations regarding party peace probably don't let Trump dump him as VP. He reminds me of GHWB and Reagan and likely to pull the same crap if he was elected president in 2024.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (EUDB2)

744 Bwahaha after reparations the mod change the subject so fast my head spun! Do not want to lose the normies horrified by the crap show.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (UvJJq)

745 Bloomie is trying to buy the election with his money, and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (I2/tG)

746 Was Amy the aunt in big hero six?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (AX8BK)

747 They need a klaxon horn to shut these people up. It cracks me up when they all start babbling at the same time.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (/669Q)

748 Reparations. Everyone is scared as fuck to talk about it face to face.

I say - they can't mention this shit enough. This is a winner - for Trump. Another thing I'd send surrogates out to talk about.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (heOND)

749 Steyer all in for reparations.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (9iOtW)

750
*pats couch*
Sit by me and we can not watch this together.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)


I'll be right over!

Do you have any snacks?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

751 Is it just me, or does it seem they are trying to pump up Amy? Q's appear tailored for her.

Posted by: EveR at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (ZZDMQ)

752 Reparations....drink!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (+ZLGa)

753 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

754 Rural medical doctors = smart Indians and Chinese working on their citizenship.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (MGjUO)

755 Howdy Doo loan payback?

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (8B6Ng)

756
I'm listening to the audio, but not watching the video. SOP for me when taking in "debates".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (pNxlR)

757 You can count on my vote. One MEEELION dollars would solve every problem I have right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (HaL55)

Not if everyone else had the same MEEELION it wouldn't

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (32YRo)

758 Night ten with no tv.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (1p5ov)

759 Klobby is hiring plumbers and nurses and not sports analysts

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (CTN7u)

760 Buttgiggy jabbering.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

761 Bloomie is trying to buy the election with his money, and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

--

Oh wow, that's great, ARC! Only I'd change 'government' to 'our' money.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (JoUsr)

762 I've been noticing today on Facebook that the democrats I know are starting to try to redefine socialism, and claim that all the negative things said about it is propaganda.

Tells me that the rank and file know it is going to be Bernie and they are trying to soften the message to convince themselves it is ok to vote for him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (PHotS)

763 Investigate 400 years of slavery, Tom Steyer?

What a panderer.

What a pimp.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (sy5kK)

764 I'm taping it to watch later with Mrs. Splunge. Who is the blackest person on the stage? I know they all want it, but who's making it happen?

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (dOV9E)

765 Petey - "Racial voter suppression."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (xSo9G)

766 You know that moldy clothes smell some people get when they don't throw away their old clothes even after their dryer stops working too well? Somebody on my bus smell like that, plus ass. I love public transportation.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2020 08:59 PM (DXv3q)


You don't need twenty different kinds of deodorant!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Ki5SV)

767 Ok. Im over it. If I watch any more of this stupid, well, it might be catching.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (9iOtW)

768 Someone ask Pete about firing the black police chief.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

769 This is not as much of a comedy show as the last "debate".
Dang.



Someone please notify me if Joe throws a punch at Bernie. Or if Amy pinches Booty boy. otherwise Im out.



Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

770 150 million people have been killed on our streets since 1971?



WTF, Joe?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 08:44 PM (pNxlR)



I know there is no math, but in 1970 the US population was 203 million. In 2010 it was 308 million. So we killed 150 million while adding 105 million people? Someone must be reproducing like rabbits around here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (SpbMr)

771 And as a follow up, vote for me or else.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:00 PM


Just skipped by triple-dog dare there. I hear Sheriff MisHum don't take kindly to that in these here parts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (DMUuz)

772


Here comes Booty talking about life expectancies. He cares dammit, he really does.

HE CARES ABOUT THE BLACKS. IT'S ALL CONNECTED!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (lg/F7)

773 Reparations?

By the time the D's are done, everyone in America will be getting reparations except for straight white males, who will be expected to pay all of the reparations.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)

774 Everything connects back to race! They sound like conspiracy theorists putting pins with string on their wall.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (UvJJq)

775 The guy who takes cock in the ass is concerned about life expectancy. Go figure.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:05 PM (ATCV4)

776 Voter suppression? Maybe in Indiana. Not so much here in SC.

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (2BZBZ)

777 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

So would hit?

Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)

778 Happy Homo Hot On Helping Healthcare

like 2008 all over again

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (CTN7u)

779 750
*pats couch*
Sit by me and we can not watch this together.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (NWiLs)


I'll be right over!

Do you have any snacks?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

*checks pantry*

Might want to pick up some chips or something on the way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

780 I bet Amy laughs like The Nanny

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (AX8BK)

781 Bernie- "Increase funding."

Because, free?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (xSo9G)

782 Mrs Man: Oh, you are watching the debate? I want to see ...

Me: No, no you really don't.

Mrs Man: Yes I do!

Me:

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (t3YBx)

783 There's a fire sir.

Oh, and how do we say that in Italian?

Posted by: Capt. Morton at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (doAIC)

784 Can you imagine how depressing it is to be a democrat, these people act like this is the worst country in the world. It's really sad.

Posted by: spypeach at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (7R8A2)

785 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

I'm telling you, middle linebacker slot with the Gophers is all hers for the taking...she's just got to huff a little "go juice" before the Little Brown Jug game, that's all...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (32YRo)

786 Everything is connected because of voter suppression?

Jesus.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (+ZLGa)

787 I love public transportation.

Just wait until coronavirus hits.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (I2/tG)

788 Mayor Ban Ban

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (MGjUO)

789 You ain't seen nuttin' yet. Next debate is sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panderpoloosa.

Steyr is getting a head start.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Omfg. We need a drinking game

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (PkVlr)

790
one more hour to go ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)

791 Are any of them any ways tahrred yet?

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)

792 "None of these idiots have a prayer against Trump."

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers...

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (w7KSn)

793 Did Biden remember what office he is running for?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (dNzKv)

794 Stop popping your P's old man!

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (8B6Ng)

795 A naked cowboy in every city!

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (2BZBZ)

796 So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)


Yeah, I would. I have no shame.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (SgjGX)

797 Pete just got shut down, sorry Pete, CBS got their talking orders to fluff Bloomberg. Pick up your participation trophy on your way out.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (OMmPm)

798 Joe Mad is not going to let anyone cut him off!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:02 PM (zqs/f)


Has he got his 6 foot chain with him?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (SpbMr)

799 Kinda OT, but relevant to AOP: how is Wexit coming along?
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 08:47 PM (pPNCa)

I am kind of out of the loop, but it sure seems like a lot of bloviating, and no action.

I am sitting home with something that is either bronchitis or pneumonia. Feel like crap. Doctor visit tomorrow. And I had to auger snow out of the driveway today. Moved just enough that I can drive out, in 4-wheel drive, with the throttle matted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (BEtKd)

800 745 Bloomie is trying to buy the election with his money, and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (I2/tG)



Stolen. Or rather in the spirit of Bernie Sanders I'm going to go redistribute your comment.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (Z7lwY)

801 Bloomberg: naked cowboy!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (UvJJq)

802 What, no reaction shot of Mayor Pete for the words "Naked Cowboy"?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (Wm5SB)

803 Bloomberg banned trans-fats?
What about people that self-identify as trans-fat?
:\

Posted by: ptschett at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (zB+vL)

804 Hahahaha. Joke. Him tell joke.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (8B6Ng)

805 791 Are any of them any ways tahrred yet?
Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (l3+k2)


Adderall is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (dOV9E)

806
789 You ain't seen nuttin' yet. Next debate is sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panderpoloosa.

Steyr is getting a head start.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Omfg. We need a drinking game
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (PkVlr)


This one is sponsored by the CBC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (pNxlR)

807 "naked cowboys in every city"


--Mike Bloomberg , former mayor

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (CTN7u)

808 How about reparations for the gays? They were denied entry (NPI) into the military for a long time, and thus denied VA benefits. Not to mention, being gay would have meant loss of career.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (DY3v8)

809 783 Capt. Morton

Good Andromeda Strain homage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

810 Virus pandemic specialist fired!!

Coronavirus. Drink.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (UvJJq)

811 Thick milf


TMILF?

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)

812 THE PANDEMIC IS TRUMP'S FAULT

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (MGjUO)

813 Okay, Mayo Pete just blew out all the circuits in my head. Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

I'm out, can't take it.

Posted by: Joanne at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (A07hL)

814 Gramps is testy tonight.
Posted by: Trump poisoned

Which one?

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (FXKw3)

815 Coronavirus! Trump's fault!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

816 I'll be right over!

Do you have any snacks?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (TdMsT)

*checks pantry*

Might want to pick up some chips or something on the way.


Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (+ZLGa)

817
Bloomie's jokes go over like a wet, loud fart.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

818 Naked Cowboy joke. Oh yes, ha ha, we don't want your NYC weirdos in every town and city across the country.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (bDqIh)

819 So coronavirus is Trump's fault. I see.

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (/669Q)

820 Voter suppression? Maybe in Indiana. Not so much here in SC.
Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (2BZBZ)


Not so much anywhere else than South Bend. It's a college town, after all.

Even in Indianapolis - that shit won't fly.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (heOND)

821 Anyone else feel like Bloomberg/DNC packed the audience with supporters?

Posted by: LexisTexas at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (mjcqU)

822 bloomberg, the original sylvester. lisping halfwit motherfucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (KP5rU)

823 Does anyone believe in the American Dream? Independence? Freedom? Ingenuity? Risk? Faith? Hope?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PkVlr)

824 Is soylent green full of transfat?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (t3YBx)

825 No one outside NYC cares about your life expectancy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (ptqGC)

826 I'm short cuz of trump!!!! Reeeee!

Posted by: Lil mike at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (nzKWW)

827 808 How about reparations for the gays? They were denied entry (NPI) into the military for a long time, and thus denied VA benefits. Not to mention, being gay would have meant loss of career



50% off lube. Now go away

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (ucNdt)

828 Yes, the one guy in the country who could stop the Woohoo Flu was fired by Trump. Story checks out.

Now what exactly does the CDC do again?

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (uM6CE)

829 Now there's something you don't hear in a debate very often....naked cowboys.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (+ZLGa)

830
Were I Trump, I'd close the borders TONIGHT, at midnight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (pNxlR)

831 Joe's going to tackle Alzheimer's.

Oh, the irony.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (puu6v)

832 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)

833 Biden: Now that we have pushed the Huns back to Weimar, America needs a governor she can trust to get us back on track, and banish that scourge of alcohol from our pubs!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (dNzKv)

834 DARPA!
I invented the internet!
Sincerely,
Joe

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (CjFDo)

835 Slow Joe - "We're gonna spend, spend, spend, spend like crazy!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (xSo9G)

836 Saving life?

Does that include full term babies?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (PkVlr)

837 795 A naked cowboy in every city!
Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (2BZBZ)

796 So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)


Naked cowboy?

Oh yes, I'd hit it!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

838

Bloomers told a joke. Do we all have to sign an NDA now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (SpbMr)

839 743 He reminds me of GHWB and Reagan and likely to pull the same crap if he was elected president in 2024



Yes. Exactly.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (wStGL)

840 SF declares emergency over coronavirus.


Zero confirmed cases.

Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (EsGqq)

841 Bloomie's jokes go over like a wet, loud fart.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (pNxlR)


That's why he pays people to laugh at them.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (Y8PSl)

842
DIE A BEE TEES!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (pNxlR)

843 Clap for marijuana!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (UvJJq)

844 829 Now there's something you don't hear in a debate very often....naked cowboys.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (+ZLGa)


Democrat debate? I'm surprised it took so long for them to bring it up.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

845 DARPACARE > OBAMACARE

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (ATCV4)

846 If I wanted to watch terrible people lying to each other, then the debates are probably the best version.

I don't want to, though.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (l9m7l)

847 Amy wants to legalize pot.

Because you know she's got a lucite container of the stuff hidden on a shelf in her basement.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (SgjGX)

848 Legalize weed! Because, weed good. It'll all be good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (xSo9G)

849 Killmenow

Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (PkVlr)

850 823 Does anyone believe in the American Dream? Independence? Freedom? Ingenuity? Risk? Faith? Hope?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PkVlr)


I've never met anyone on the left who truly believes in his fellow Americans.

The left's slow march to misery is for the purpose of controlling the great unwashed masses.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (TdMsT)

851 First one we watched at home. Pretty entertaining. Should do it more often with more guests. Except for all the comments making me hit pause. :-)

Posted by: JereyDevilRider at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (XEfn8)

852 SF declares emergency over coronavirus.

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.


Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:10 PM (heOND)

853 Is soylent green full of transfat?

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (t3YBx)

Not after the President Sanders famine of 2022 it won't be...and collective farming sounded sooo goood!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (32YRo)

854
832 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)


It begins with assless chaps ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

855 823 Does anyone believe in the American Dream? Independence? Freedom? Ingenuity? Risk? Faith? Hope?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (PkVlr)


Sorry. This Pepsi Generation prefers Coddling, handouts, welfare, warm onesies, safe spaces and free college for life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (7taZ5)

856 "797 Pete just got shut down, sorry Pete, CBS got their talking orders to fluff Bloomberg. Pick up your participation trophy on your way out."

Bingo.

The skids are being greased to make the steal more palatable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (puu6v)

857 A naked cowboy in every city and a dick in every deer stand.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (l3+k2)

858 and Bernie is trying to buy the election with the government's money.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:03 PM (I2/tG)


OUR money. Burnie just likes using a middleman.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (Y8PSl)

859 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)

Someone you'll see in Times Square.

Usually a Latina in full body paint though.

(not complaining)

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (+ZLGa)

860 785 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

If no one saw you sneak her back to the dorm...yuh

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (AX8BK)

861 Make Drugs Great Again!
Sincerely,
Amy

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (CjFDo)

862 DARPA!
I invented the internet!
Sincerely,
Joe
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (CjFDo)


I actually saw one of the first demonstrations of the Arpanet. It was cool. But only one computer for the whole post and I had 30 captains needing it.

It'll never work.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (axyOa)

863 Innocent people are watching this pornography
and believe that it is real.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (MGjUO)

864 "A chicken for every pothead and a soup brush at every table!"

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (uM6CE)

865 Red alert. Synemas rack is front and center
Ina silver dress on cspan3 right now.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (67sg6)

866 The D's have taken to heart that ad campaign about -

"Free" "Free Free Free" "Free Free" ....

Posted by: Pussy Galore at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (doAIC)

867 854
It begins with assless chaps ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)


(turns red)
All chaps are assless. That's the truth. End of discussion!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

868 Would you buy a used car from Joe Biden?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

869 Bernie - "Racist!" Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (xSo9G)

870 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.




not getting asked to prom taught her a few things.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (HALdu)

871 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

872 837 795 A naked cowboy in every city!
Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:07 PM (2BZBZ)

796 So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)


Naked cowboy?

Oh yes, I'd hit it!
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (sy5kK)

And 9-year-old boys too, apparently.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

873 Sanders is going to help Black and Latinos set up Head Shops?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (puu6v)

874 >>> How about reparations for the gays?

Money to family of everyone that died from AIDS, because Reagan at fault.

They want to put coronavirus on Trump the way they pinned AIDS in Reagan. Believe it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (UvJJq)

875 OMG did you see Biden'a face?!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (/669Q)

876 So has Marcy Darcy ripped.off Steve Darcy's balls yet?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (9dzlp)

877 Does Luntz still have his dunces? How have they been responding to these debates?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Z7lwY)

878 Bernie pumps up the Voter Intoxication Act of 2020

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (CTN7u)

879 Bernie - "We're gonna turn over drug sales to minorities!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (xSo9G)

880 We're going to teach Latinos how
to sell marijuana.

What!!!

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (MGjUO)

881 I'm sorry. Amy is too chunky to be President.. she's perfect as National Librarian though!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (CjFDo)

882 Biden just got cut off in mid-lie brag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

883 864 "A chicken for every pothead and a soup brush at every table!"
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (uM6CE)


The table is not properly set, until it has a salad comb.

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (dOV9E)

884 Huge corporations that control the illegal marijuana market?

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (2BZBZ)

885
You will have a marijuana quota -- consume five pounds per day, or else!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (pNxlR)

886 Minority dope dealers for the win!

wait, dont we already have this?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Vy7tf)

887
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (+ZLGa)



Insom is a friend! But why don't you join us?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

888 870 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet


Golf ball through a garden hose

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (ucNdt)

889 Wait, I thought Joe was in charge of the DERPA project.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (Wm5SB)

890 Manno manno.. they are freezing out Slow Joe like crazy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (CjFDo)

891 854
832 What is a naked cowboy? Metaphorically or otherwise.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (gSgAd)

It begins with assless chaps ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

They skip leg day. Sad!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

892 Of course, all the Democrats oppose travel restrictions designed to keep the coronavirus from coming here.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

893 871 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)



But has probably never bought it himself.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (Z7lwY)

894 Haven't heard from Liz W in a while. Unusual. They turn her mic off?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (ja/kn)

895 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------

That would explain a lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (xSo9G)

896 Government loans to help minorities start drug businesses.

You couldn't make this shit up.

What's next, legalized prostitution and microloans for pimps?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (SgjGX)

897 Fun Fact:
The vast overwhelming majority of American citizens trace their histories and lines back to the late 19th and early 20th century and had fuck all to do with slavery.

Paternal side of my family arrived in the 1880's maternal side 1910's, and fuckall to do with slavery.

Just another avenue for "progressives" to foment division.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (syrZF)

898 Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February


Don't start anything until you get back from abroad.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)

899 "Bust a deal, face the wheel!"

Crap your pants, safety dance!

Posted by: Drink like Paint Chip Joe at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (fgkVZ)

900 I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

901 Bernie: Let's assist minorities and help them sling narcotic, legally to you white trailer trash cousin-humpers.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (ATCV4)

902
Break time -- new thread?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (pNxlR)

903 Hey! How come white people aren't going to be helped to grow and sell pot????

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (+ZLGa)

904 This is like bizarre performance art from the Dadaist period.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (8B6Ng)

905 oh "a few corporations control the legal marijuana market."
LOL

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (2BZBZ)

906 785 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

The cubby ones always try harder

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (AX8BK)

907 I'm converting WA to a pot farm.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (MVjcR)

908 875 OMG did you see Biden'a face?!

Posted by: bluebell at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (/669Q)


I'm focused on the monitor TV is in peripheral
it looks like the set of Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (MGjUO)

909 Who can string together the most buzzwords before they change the subject?

Joe Rogan has tried every drug known to man, and can manage a 3 hour session more cogent than any modern debate.

This nonsense will kill our republic, and that's why I'm glad that television is dying.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (LxTcq)

910 Sorry. This Pepsi Generation prefers Coddling, handouts, welfare, warm onesies, safe spaces and free college for life.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (7taZ5)


Boss - this generation is looking for the same shit their mentors taught them.

These friggin' Millenials are just the Baby Boomers without a war to fight. They worship authority the same way. They believe in getting rewards for showing up. They are exactly the same. Exactly. The. Same.

They hate risk and want security. Just like their teachers.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (heOND)

911 Joe: I wrote the constitution!

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (hVYYs)

912 Bernie - "We're gonna turn over drug sales to minorities!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (xSo9G)

It's called MS-13 Bernie

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (32YRo)

913 OT/

Whoa! The Johns Hopkins COVID-19 tracker at the moment says there is exactly 30,000 people who'e recovered from disease.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (zqs/f)

914 SF declares emergency over coronavirus.


Zero confirmed cases.
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:09 PM (EsGqq)

---

Is anyone actually doing any testing there?

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (RU4sa)

915 Take care of yourself, AOP. I'm a lot more worried about pneumonia than coronavirus

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

916 Uh, Insom is taken.

Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February


Don't start anything until you get back from abroad.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)

Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

917 905 oh "a few corporations control the legal marijuana market."
LOL

Posted by: JAS at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (2BZBZ)


MS 13
Cali cartel
Zetas

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (MGjUO)

918


Your dick tastes like shit!

Posted by: Peteer Buttplugg at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (TsjXL)

919 Yeah, I need to stop. I've probably lost more brain cells than after drinking a family sized jug of Valu-Rite mixed with with Toilet Duck.

Again.

Posted by: clutch cargo at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (8B6Ng)

920 Miss Amy looks like she could suck the brass off a door knob.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (9iOtW)

921 all bernie does is bogart off dumbasses.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (KP5rU)

922 So they will be helping minorities have marijuana businesses. Pandering much?

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (kz2HU)

923 Joe: I wrote the constitution!

Posted by: mesablue


LOL

and WOW!


The 'mesablue' !

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (CTN7u)

924 920: just don't look down.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

925
Liz was suppressed more in that segment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (pNxlR)

926 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February








A roommate of mine preferred a port in every girl.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (HALdu)

927 896, Colorado Alex,
Think like a politician, those are human capital development loans.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (EUDB2)

928 Biden wants a cure for altimeters. Bruce Banner knows that urgency.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (LxTcq)

929 BREAKING: A US soldier stationed in Korea has tested positive for coronavirus

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (xPl2J)

930


ONE HUNNERT AND FIFTY THOUSAND MILLION PEOPLE HOOKED ON DRUGS SINCE 2014.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

931
I actually saw one of the first demonstrations
of the Arpanet. It was cool. But only one computer for the whole post
and I had 30 captains needing it.



It'll never work.

Posted by: Diogenes

........
When I was at the Univ of Illinois Med Ctr campus in mid 70's, the grad students were using some form of this to write their theses.. primitive.. but light years away from having a typist do it from hand scribed text.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (CjFDo)

932 The demand for Metamucil bottoms out during these Democrat debates.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (ATCV4)

933 So Bernie wants to give away Weed Stamps. The rest will agree soon enough.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (puu6v)

934
The cubby ones always try harder
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (AX8BK)

Don't I know it!

Posted by: Annette at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Wm5SB)

935 hulu does 'Hillary'.

*vomit*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (CTN7u)

936 Golf ball through a garden hose

Posted by: RJD at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (ucNdt)

She should try shaving first - probably makes it visually more pleasurable...

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (32YRo)

937 Amy K. reminds me of Laura Bush. On coke.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (dH/BH)

938 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)


For the navy, girls look a lot like Marines.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (axyOa)

939 oh boy. Here we go again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

940 867 854
It begins with assless chaps ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

(turns red)
All chaps are assless. That's the truth. End of discussion!

But all asses are not chapless.

Posted by: Naked Cowboy Pete at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (l1TIo)

941 Another damn Steyer ad. Steyer is all in in SC. Been running ads for a solid three months now.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9iOtW)

942 Insom is a free man.
He can do as he pleases.


The Bloomberg ads during every break are very sketchy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (PkVlr)

943 Omg. Commanding US troops question.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

944 Miss Amy looks like she could suck the brass off a door knob.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February




Were that the deciding criteria mayor pete would be doing better.

Posted by: not somayor pete at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (HALdu)

945 Plenty of us though who aren't.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:08 PM (+ZLGa)



Insom is a friend! But why don't you join us?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)

Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (+ZLGa)

946 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM


Yes. Marines take care of the others.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (DMUuz)

947 NatSec...this should be good

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (ja/kn)

948 You want a family history of slave trading, you look at Obama.

How many people even owned slaves back then? Was it just the 1%-ers with a plantation or a factory? (You know, Democrats)

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (CDGwz)

949 941 Another damn Steyer ad. Steyer is all in in SC. Been running ads for a solid three months now.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:18 PM (9iOtW)


Has he found anyone who actually likes him?

Posted by: Splunge at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

950 Joe - I created the military.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (OMmPm)

951 Keep America safe. Like, I dunno, KEEP THE BORDER SECURE ... or something.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (t3YBx)

952 Steyer sounds pretty good until the second sentence.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (MGjUO)

953 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

No it most certainly is not.

Posted by: The Space Force at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)

954 I'll bet Pete is itching for the CinC question.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

955
Keep braves on reservation! Teach them squaws' work!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (pNxlR)

956 Gottam Warren is a pos.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (67sg6)

957 Joe: I wrote the constitution!

This is what his team feared - its gone pear shape - abort! Abort! Bite down on the pill, Joe!

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (32YRo)

958 941, Steyer is there to block Bernie momentum. In NH, it was reported that he dropped out but after about an hour or so he was declaring that he was in. My guess is DNC talked him into it. They are running the old spreader technique that the RNC liked to do until Trump beat them at their game. Pataki and Gilmore? Cmon give me a break.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (EUDB2)

959 Aaaaand Bloomie brings up 9/11

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (PkVlr)

960 I think something terrible just happened.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (CTN7u)

961 I leave for a while and there's a party at Insomniac's?!?

*puts ValuRite in purse in case its BYOB*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (/+bwe)

962 957!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (9dzlp)

963
Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (+ZLGa)


Oh for Pete's sake!

Behave yourself!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (TdMsT)

964 Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

---

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Katie Hill at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Y4EXg)

965 Napoleon Soda uses 9/11 again. What a prick.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:20 PM (Y8PSl)

966 Dammit

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (9dzlp)

967
Well, no shit we're not winning in A-stan or the Middle East. You people are quick! -- too quick for me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

968 When Trump tells them about the laser satellite they're going to lose it.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (MGjUO)

969 Warren: tools in our toolbox!!

I think she means litter box.

Bloomberg brings up 9/11, drink!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (UvJJq)

970 Chief Grey Beaver: "I know someone who is in the military, I'm qualified to be CiC."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (+ZLGa)

971 Bloomberg not getting cut off tonight. Payment had been made.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (67sg6)

972 Buttedgedge

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (MGjUO)

973 Combat training??? Oh for pity sake.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (OMmPm)

974 Squanto just taught a fourth grade social studies class. Bravo!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (ATCV4)

975 It sucks for them they can't blame Trump for starting an unpopular war.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

976 Hmm, I have two flights in March. I wonder if things are going to be so panicky by then that I lose them.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (CDGwz)

977 WTF did Bloomberg just muddle through about Middle East wars?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (puu6v)

978
I stood on the mound of the WTC and thought, "Man, could I ever use lifts that are this high!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

979 Omg. Pete talking combat training. Kill me now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

980 Good lord petes answers are all so fake.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (67sg6)

981 Buttedgedge, wasn't his assignment - Driver?

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (MGjUO)

982 777 Amy looks like she's an absolute freak when she's had a few cocktails at the Midwest Realtor's Convention meet-and-greet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 25, 2020 09:04 PM (SgjGX)

So would hit?
Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:06 PM (EsGqq)

-----------------------

Maybe with a traffic cone...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (CAJOC)

983 The number one priority in fighting Covid19 is avoiding racial discrimination and performing minority outreach so they don't feel marginalized.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (dNzKv)

984 will Bloomie get a young comedians HBO special?

Posted by: avi at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (kSq2k)

985 Pete is trying to do the folksy thing with his military record, sheesh. Tracy flick level of pandering.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (UvJJq)

986 Major Pete honors our military in a way no butt fucker ever has!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (CjFDo)

987 Uh, oh...feed here interrupted Pete...like Max Headroom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (CDGwz)

988 Listen to my heart

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (MGjUO)

989



Combat training?

Not boot camp?

Everything this dude says seems programmed by an AI.

What a douchebag.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (lg/F7)

990 What country have we cut and run on? I missed that one.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (+ZLGa)

991
Ooooh, Petey wore body armor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)

992 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

No it most certainly is not.

Posted by: The Space Force at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB)

No fooling around until Romney has been satisfactorily loaded into the Space Cannon an launched successfully into the sun - Mary Jane Rotten Crotch can wait! Think of America, cadets.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (32YRo)

993 953 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:16 PM (+ZLGa)

No it most certainly is not.

Posted by: The Space Force at February 25, 2020 09:19 PM (Wm5SB



An Arcturian on every planet.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (Z7lwY)

994 Booty boi talking about his service in the 'Stan.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (9iOtW)

995 992!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (9dzlp)

996 817, Krebs, you will be paid to laugh at Mayor Mikey's jokes or you're fired.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (EUDB2)

997 Because I will only have threesomes with two WOMEN, that's why.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


C'mon over. Our standing offer for 'rons still stands.

Posted by: Lena D. & Cora Segal at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (DMUuz)

998 Pete Buttplugs teeth are the same shade of yellow that my Patrol Towel ended up after a typical 73-day patrol......... gross on like 3 different levels,,,,,

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (jjaLl)

999 He mentioned Corona ... in using the military ...

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (t3YBx)

1000 The more I see of ButtJizz, the more I call him "White Obama".

He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (lbYzk)

1001 Ignoring biden. Hilarious but sad.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (67sg6)

1002 Hiss assless chaps protected him.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (Vy7tf)

1003 The fag is the only veteran on stage. This dicksucking Obama ventriloquist dummy is everything that was wrong the Obama military.


This cockholster, too is the story of Obama.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CTN7u)

1004 But somebody's gonna' diiiieeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (MGjUO)

1005 Thing that I find hysterically funny: No Democrat will spend a penny in South Carolina after the primary.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (JCrfD)

1006 Good lord petes answers are all so fake.
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (67sg6)

He can only memorize so many Obama speeches.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (dNzKv)

1007 Buttedgedge, wasn't his assignment - Driver?
Posted by: Braenyard
------

Pete - " I wore body armor! I'm a warrior!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CDGwz)

1008

It sucks for them they can't blame Trump for starting an unpopular war.
Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)

They so wanted him to hit Iran. LOL.

He left those idiots hanging.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (lg/F7)

1009 Here come the trains

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (MGjUO)

1010 When did Pete see combat or even fire his weapon? He's a fabulist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

1011 Joe complains he's being ignored.. and he is!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CjFDo)

1012 Is "a girl in every port" only for Navy guys?

Boy in every port would be more like it.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (pPNCa)

1013 Ooooh, Petey wore body armor!

Pete, it's UnderArmour. Lots of us do.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CDGwz)

1014 Amy sounds like she has a dick in her mouth

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (PkVlr)

1015 Ooooh, Petey wore body armor!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (pNxlR)


He looked fabulous!

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (aS1PU)

1016 Quarantine them: Like in cages. At the border.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (t3YBx)

1017
Corona scare: spread it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (pNxlR)

1018 These sleepy, barely conscious old fucks wouldn't know what to use to take a human temperature.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CTN7u)

1019 Pete the POG.

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (hVYYs)

1020 990 What country have we cut and run on? I missed that one.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:22 PM (+ZLGa)


I can't think of one. But everyone on the stage except Bloomie will cut and run on Israel.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (AMIL/)

1021

Trump basically fired the CDC!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (lg/F7)

1022 Infest in education

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (MGjUO)

1023 Ignoring biden. Hilarious but sad.

It's awkward. He's running for the Senate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (JCrfD)

1024 Buttedgedge, wasn't his assignment - Driver?

Rain Man.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CDGwz)

1025 Pete - " I wore body armor! I'm a warrior!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (CDGwz)

---

*snort*

He was a fobbit.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (RU4sa)

1026 So the Deep State's CDC mouthpieces did coordinate with the DNC about coronavirus, but didn't see the open borders issue coming up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (puu6v)

1027 Pandemic!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (CjFDo)

1028 PANIC!

THE SKY IS FALLING!

WE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (PkVlr)

1029
We're all gonna die cause #orangemanbad would not keep ladling cash to the medicos!!!!

Reeeeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (pNxlR)

1030

Did Pete ever hook up with Super Extra Special Warrior Colonel Major General Vindman?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (lg/F7)

1031 1000 The more I see of ButtJizz, the more I call him "White Obama".

He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.



He has been studying obama speeches. Plagiarizes them, copies the mannerisms. He has probably watched hundreds of hours of Obama talking.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (dNzKv)

1032 Joe defeated Ebola.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (OMmPm)

1033 Amy looks like she needs a nap.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (+ZLGa)

1034 Klobber strikes me as cold-blooded. Dead pan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (CDGwz)

1035 Holy Shit, Joe saved millions of lives.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (Wm5SB)

1036 He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (lbYzk)

Kind of reminds me of that white guy in "Grand Torino" who was escorting the Asian girl before the brothers showed up - that's him to a tee.

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (32YRo)

1037 So CdC lady is Rosensteins sister. Now all these dems dropping terror on this. Unbelievable. They are destroying the market to get trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (67sg6)

1038 Biden made sure ebola didn't get into the United States? Hell, he and Obama opened the country up to it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (puu6v)

1039 Amy sounds like she has a dick in her mouth

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:24 PM (PkVlr)


Petey is going to be jealous

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (8SGHB)

1040 Democrats caused the cut and run in Vietnam.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (MGjUO)

1041 Joe saved millions of lives!
Hot damn! Thank you Joe!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (CjFDo)

1042 I heard that Pete didn't go through boot camp.

He did some squirrely thing where he passed right through all the stuff you normally go through and was assigned directly to the officer corps. Just like Hunter Biden did.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (w+fMF)

1043 I wore body armor! I'm a warrior!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February



when did they start referring to rubbers as body armor?

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (HALdu)

1044 Why was frank-Dodd so bad again?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (UUBmN)

1045
Amy won the pander packing prize by delivering the most pander in the fewest words -- you go, gurrrrl!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

1046 Joe-no one thinks you and the dog eater did a good job.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (67sg6)

1047 Biden blaming trump again for coronavirus and taking credit for Ebola.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (UvJJq)

1048 Joe saved millions, who were then gunned down on the streets.

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (t3YBx)

1049 The chubby ones always try harder
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (AX8BK)

Don't I know it!
Posted by: Annette at February 25, 2020 09:17 PM (Wm5SB)

Please say your last name is Funicello

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (AX8BK)

1050 Biden...we wiped out Ebola virus. We did it, dammit. And I'll insist China that we go in to help with the virus

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (9iOtW)

1051 Joe is going to invade China. That's troubling.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)

1052 Pete Buttplugs teeth are the same shade of yellow that my Patrol Towel ended up after a typical 73-day patrol......... gross on like 3 different levels,,,,,

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at February 25, 2020 09:23 PM (jjaLl)

I bet the jerk sock was a mess.

Posted by: LOL at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (EsGqq)

1053 Bloomberg complements trump. But buttplug has shoulder patch remorse

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (gSgAd)

1054 Oh, Christ. Biden taking personal credit for stopping Ebola.

Also talking about sending personnel to China by force.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lbYzk)

1055


Biden drank some ebola, so the kids wouldn't get it!

He did it! He stopped it right then!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lg/F7)

1056 Joe:! "Here's the deal!! Blah blah blah"

The crowd loves him for some reason.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

1057
I hear no talk of closing the border.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (pNxlR)

1058 Joe is so angry!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (zqs/f)

1059 893 871 I'll bet Bernie smokes weed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)



But has probably never bought it himself.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:14 PM (Z7lwY)


A perfect summary of Bernie's political career.


Oh, and he sponsored bills to name TWO (2) - yes, TWO post offices in Vermont.

I said TWO!, people.

TWO!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, keeping the facts straight at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (sy5kK)

1060 Oh Joe, I doubt you saved millions of lives.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (+ZLGa)

1061 1037 So CdC lady is Rosensteins sister. Now all these dems dropping terror on this. Unbelievable. They are destroying the market to get trump.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (67sg6)

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (MGjUO)

1062


We need to go to China! Get in there!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lg/F7)

1063 iirc, Obamao used some special mesmerizing speech patterns/technique.

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)

1064 Bernie Sanders: Climate Change Microbiologist

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (CTN7u)

1065 Jeebus.


THese people think they will lead our country into prosperity and peace and stability.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (PkVlr)

1066 Biden got arrested for murdering ebola in Africa

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (HALdu)

1067
Joe on the phone with China ... quid pro joe

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

1068 Who else wants to break sanders arms in 3 places?

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (67sg6)

1069 Bernie's gestures drive me nuts.

"Green New Deal" Drink!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (CDGwz)

1070 Joe is the fucking Sheriff of Mother Earth, Bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (ATCV4)

1071 Bernie taking Trump sound bite that it will end in two months literally. Idiot.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (UvJJq)

1072 Slow Joe is gonna force his way into China?

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (+ZLGa)

1073 Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (9iOtW)

1074 Just like Hunter Biden did.

Tried to do.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (JCrfD)

1075
Yeah, an 11 years from now climate change is gonna kill us all, Chief Scientist Bernie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

1076 This is a suck ass Joe crowd - he could say "Mambo in the Banana Patch" and they'd cheer

Posted by: Boswell at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (32YRo)

1077 I guess the democrats are hoping that the Coronavirus kills a lot of Americans to score political points.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (OMmPm)

1078 Oh, sorry, I meant millions of Ukrainian rubles.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (CDGwz)

1079 bloomie can't speak

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (PkVlr)

1080 The self-admitted commie is blaming coronavirus on "global warming". And of course, the solution to that is more communism. As it always is.

They've got plenty of communism in China already, Bernie. Doesn't seemed to have helped them with the environment OR the corona virus, does it?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (lbYzk)

1081 Oooh, Bloomberg pushing back against his China overlords! With a wink to them I am sure.

China leader serve at behest? Constituency?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (UvJJq)

1082 Bernie sucking on China
He does that
He has a lot of money over there

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (MGjUO)

1083 Joe confused 'ebola' with 'ebonics', and now ebola no longer exists. Joe does it again!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (OisDX)

1084

"I heard that Pete didn't go through boot camp."

Just look at the dude!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (lg/F7)

1085 No question Xi has an enormous amount of power.

No shit, midget.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (puu6v)

1086 The meds are wearing off.



NAP TIME

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (CTN7u)

1087 >>Who else wants to break sanders arms in 3 places?
Posted by: Eli Cash

I think I'm getting motion sickness watching him.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (kz2HU)

1088 Bloomberg not Bernie

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (MGjUO)

1089 Did Joe invent Doc Weasel's Miracle Tonic?

No! No he did not!

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (MVjcR)

1090 We need to go to China! Get in there!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (lg/F7)

Otters?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:28 PM (/+bwe)

1091 1073 Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 25, 2020 09:27 PM (9iOtW)


That would be epic funny.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (qu1px)

1092
Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&


Are you sure it wasn't a fart?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (aKsyK)

1093 1090!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (9dzlp)

1094 Joe said "Wigger" lol

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (AX8BK)

1095 Bernie slammed Trump for being unscientific and thinking that the virus will be done in two months. When it gets warm.

I'll bet there is scientific evidence to back that up.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (VNfwt)

1096 Joe goes after white kids acting like black kids.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (CTN7u)

1097 Wiggers? The fugg is Joe taking about?

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (67sg6)

1098 Biden is really slamming the Chicoms.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (lbYzk)

1099 Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!
Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Bern Man!

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (OisDX)

1100 Biden: reconstruction camps?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (UvJJq)

1101 1031 1000 The more I see of ButtJizz, the more I call him "White Obama".

He has that same smug, self-assured way of spouting total garbage.



He has been studying obama speeches. Plagiarizes them, copies the mannerisms. He has probably watched hundreds of hours of Obama talking.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (dNzKv)


Obama was curious.


Pete is solid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, keeping the facts straight at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

1102 I heard that Pete didn't go through boot camp.

He did some squirrely thing where he passed right through all the stuff you normally go through and was assigned directly to the officer corps. Just like Hunter Biden did.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 09:26 PM (w+fMF)


I only did 45 days of training when I commissioned as an MD. Mostly classroom, a couple two- tree days in the field.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (dNzKv)

1103 Can I purchase Doc Weasel's Miracle Tonic at Amazon?

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (MGjUO)

1104 "Reconstruction camps".

Joe's off his meds

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (t3YBx)

1105
XI: "Is you ain't, or is you is my 'stituency?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (pNxlR)

1106 Biden has anger issues.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (qu1px)

1107 Take care of yourself, AOP. I'm a lot more worried about pneumonia than coronavirus
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:15 PM (JKNZq)

Thanks. I hope the sawbones gives me a scrip for antibiotics. And some heavy-duty codeine cough syrup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (ucP1F)

1108
I could teach anybody how to deal with China. Hell, how to run China.

Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (rCwaK)

1109 Warren attacking the wrong candidate again.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (OMmPm)

1110 You can't trust Bloomberg.

LET'S SEE HIS TAXES

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (MGjUO)

1111 Can someone just EMP the stage. It is a total waste fest of time. May God help us if any of these anti American baby killers gets in

Posted by: morigu at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (Eu98u)

1112 Joe: Uighurs!

He's just rambling now. We flew bombers through the no-fly zone!

WTH is he talking about?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

1113 Lizzie's going full Chicken Lady.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

1114

Chinese guy has a million wiggers workin!

Woah!

Joe says he's the only one who can work with foreign leaders, then he starts threatening China.

HE IS A FUCKING LUNATIC.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (lg/F7)

1115 I think Warren is hot for Bloomie

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (AX8BK)

1116 Biden founded the underground railroad before it became amtrak.

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (HALdu)

1117 Joe flew B-1 bombers! into Indochina ! or the Middle East!

Or something!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (CTN7u)

1118 "1073 Which one of those on stage just coughed? Quarantine them all!!eleventy!!"

One coughed during the weed-in.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (puu6v)

1119 Biden is really slamming the Chicoms.

Wow, they either gave him permission or he forgot whose side he's supposed to be on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (KZzsI)

1120 I only did 45 days of training when I commissioned as an MD. Mostly classroom, a couple two- tree days in the field.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


but you are an MD. And emergency med.

Buttguy is not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (PkVlr)

1121 I don't think I followed that word salad that Biden was just spouting, but did he just threaten to send bombers to China?

Surely that's not what I heard?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (lbYzk)

1122 Honestly. The leftists all wave their arms like maniacs and their heads shake like weird animatronics from showbiz pizza in the 1980s

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (67sg6)

1123 @realDonaldTrump 46 seconds ago

CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus, including the very early closing of our borders to certain areas of the world. It was opposed by the Dems, "too soon", but turned out to be the correct decision. No matter how well we do, however, the.....

....Democrats talking point is that we are doing badly. If the virus disappeared tomorrow, they would say we did a really poor, and even incompetent, job. Not fair, but it is what it is. So far, by the way, we have not had one death. Let's keep it that way!

Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (cF8AT)

1124 Warren (the pathological liar) says that we need an honest President.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (xSo9G)

1125 Can I purchase Doc Weasel's Miracle Tonic at Amazon?
Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:29 PM (MGjUO)
-------
The Doc Weasel distribution model relies on face to face sales.

Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (MVjcR)

1126 The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.

Posted by: roscoe at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (WX+x0)

1127 Read back comments. I hope it's just bronchitis Alberta Oil Peon

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (/+bwe)

1128 Aint seen nuthin this entertaining since my cousin chucked a banana into a cage of starving monkeys at the circus.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (VxHRr)

1129 Wiggers? Joe used the W-Word??

Posted by: davidt at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (l3+k2)

1130 We need to pull together and do what the crazies think!

Posted by: Achromatic refuse at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (Hdg8X)

1131
Oh, GFY with respect to the released tax forms nonsense ... like you geniuses have the gray matter to understand them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (pNxlR)

1132 Joe, "I'm the only one on this stage who has slain a dinosaur!"

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (AX8BK)

1133 Lower the Cone of Silence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

1134 Steyer is dangerous

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (MGjUO)

1135 Biden: the real threat is these newfangled dirigibles. They are literally hydrogen filled bombs waiting to crash into our homes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

1136 Climate again! Drink!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

1137 Why all these questions about problems with other countries? Joe says he's already fixed every one of the world's problems.

Posted by: Gref at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (AMIL/)

1138 Ten billion wiggers......at the ICP show.

Posted by: mesablue at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (hVYYs)

1139 I think Warren is hot for Bloomie
Posted by: Ocho Chico


She'd let him grab it.

Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (P1f+c)

1140 Styer ripping America first. Keep rubbing that chicken

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (67sg6)

1141 Honestly. The leftists all wave their arms like maniacs and their heads shake like weird animatronics from showbiz pizza in the 1980s
Posted by: Eli Cash
------

They are all trying to close the gesture gap with Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (xSo9G)

1142 AOP,
Way back in the 70s, we went into this little junk shop. They had phenobarbital cough syrup! It was great stuff. Too bad they don't sell it any more.

Hope the doc fixes you up and you can get some rest.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)

1143 The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.
Posted by: roscoe



But none of the published numbers make sense. 40 million quarantined. 80,000 sick, but only 2500 give or take, have died. As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (Xr3y2)

1144 STEYER IS VERY CONCERNED ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE and the attendant subsidies

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

1145 ....Democrats talking point is that we are doing badly. If the virus disappeared tomorrow, they would say we did a really poor, and even incompetent, job. Not fair, but it is what it is. So far, by the way, we have not had one death. Let's keep it that way!
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (cF8AT)

---

Tomoorow's headline:

Trump lied.

An American died.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (RU4sa)

1146 Here comes the fourth grade globalist cop out.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (ATCV4)

1147 Bernie opposes authoritarianism.


*wink*

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (CTN7u)

1148 I flew B-1 bombers through the no-fly zone!

Posted by: Plugs at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (Vy7tf)

1149
I miss our Euroweenie friends! ** sniffs **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (pNxlR)

1150 Should China be able to build here?
Lizzy: Bloomberg should show his taxes!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

1151 Reading the comments and I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Our country is going to go to sh*t if these people take over.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (wiXsO)

1152 Warren the scold serves up a bit a weak sauce.

She and Bloomberg need to tie their arms together and wrestle in the creek with tomahawks.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (qu1px)

1153 Woah, asking a semi-tough question on communism to Bernie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (lbYzk)

1154 Bloomberg: Kowtow to Chinese. Follow rules. Wut?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (gSgAd)

1155 So CdC lady is Rosensteins sister. Now all these dems dropping terror on this. Unbelievable. They are destroying the market to get trump.
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:25 PM (67sg6)

Meanwhile, China is reporting another 2k drop in those still infected for the day. They're three weeks away from getting it under control

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (zqs/f)

1156 Bernie blathering about the politburo and getting booed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

1157 bernie just got booed?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (PkVlr)

1158 Bernie responding to audience?

These idiots...

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (sGotD)

1159 Bernie lecturing (accurately) Bloomberg on communism, which he supports.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (puu6v)

1160 Bernie gets heckled over Cuba.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (CTN7u)

1161 oh my, Bernie is a giant idiot. But great hospitals.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (7bcfy)

1162 So far, by the way, we have not had one death. Let's keep it that way!
Posted by: Tami at February 25, 2020 09:30 PM (cF8AT)


Even as a loser graduate of the Public School System - I was taught whenever doing public speaking to tell them what I was going to tell them, then tell them, then tell them what I told them.

Trump is really good at that.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (heOND)

1163 Sanders is lying about dictators. Of course he is lying. Barak sucked and no one likes him. Someone better land a punch on this commie pos.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (67sg6)

1164 Bernie will be out first Humpback-American President

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

1165
Tell us how the Commies work, Bernie. And why they're so wunnerful ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (pNxlR)

1166 America has overthrown governments all over the world.

Right.


But, not enough.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (MGjUO)

1167 Cuban healthcare for the win!

Posted by: That commie dude at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (Vy7tf)

1168

The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.
Posted by: roscoe at February 25, 2020 09:31 PM (WX+x0)

I've been thinking this as well...sure does seem China had misinformation and many other contingencies in place.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (lg/F7)

1169 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)

1170 Biden claiming bullshit about Obama and Cuba.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

1171 Joe flew over Macho Grande!

Over Macho Grande?

No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (OisDX)

1172 I wanna be sedated!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (PkVlr)

1173 Obama loved him some Mullahs.

Posted by: ALB at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (OMmPm)

1174 Joe in denial that Obama normalized relations with Cuba.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (xSo9G)

1175 Biden forgetting about obamas dumbass photoshoot with the big che street art.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (67sg6)

1176 Joe was prepared to do the things that was not done when they were done and when they were NOT done GODDAMN YOU BERNIE

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (CTN7u)

1177 But none of the published numbers make sense. 40 million quarantined. 80,000 sick, but only 2500 give or take, have died. As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:32 PM (Xr3y2)


When the government shoots the sick before they die of the virus, the sick didn't die from the virus.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (Y8PSl)

1178 Holy cats. Bernie and Biden sparring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

1179 Calm down Joe you're gonna blow an eye.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (qu1px)

1180 I wanna be sedated!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February




scotch

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (HALdu)

1181 They should all be asked to say "Uighers" 5 times real fast.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (+ZLGa)

1182 "1095 Bernie slammed Trump for being unscientific and thinking that the virus will be done in two months. When it gets warm.

I'll bet there is scientific evidence to back that up."


Sanders once claimed cancer was, in part, psychosomatic.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (puu6v)

1183 Bernie thinks all those victims of communism died from clumsy falls in the bathtub.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

1184 Pete: we are not going to relive the Cold War....

What?! What is the Russia Russia Russia nonsense then???

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (UvJJq)

1185
Biden stands up for his good pal, Barky, vis-a-vis the Cuban commies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (pNxlR)

1186 Bernie is gonna flip out and start reciting the communist manifesto

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (AX8BK)

1187 As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Unless its just designed to weaken, spread chaos, and panic a public.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)

1188 ooooo


buttyboy just got a shot in!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (PkVlr)

1189 Whoa. Petey stabs Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (xSo9G)

1190 Love that Obamacare got booed. One person in the audience with sense. I think all of them almost fainted when they heard that.

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (UvJJq)

1191

authoritarianism is bad...BUT.

OOf.

Here's Pete talking about winning the Presidency.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (lg/F7)

1192 Somebody throw and AK-47 up on stage and let the commies sort it out.

Posted by: Fritz at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (ATCV4)

1193 Bernie and Biden sparring.

I liked it better when it was Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (JCrfD)

1194 the original saturday night live was funnier. lorne needs to fine tune this group. ho lee phook.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

1195 Liberal commentator 'Krystal Ball' on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/krystalball/status/1232483289593610240

Thread also references that the audience attending
the debate paid $1750 or more to attend.

Posted by: gdgm+ at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (ExnWy)

1196 Biden: Uighers? Absolutely! I know Cenk well. He will make a fine president of California!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (dNzKv)

1197 Communism is coercion, Bernie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

1198 Mayor Buttgig throws paper plates and coffee grounds on the smoldering trash fire.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (CTN7u)

1199 Buttboi thinks he's standing on his own lawn

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (rpxSz)

1200 Is an old man slap fight between Bernie and Biden too much to ask for? Maybe with Bloomberg hovering around the edges to kick in a few ribs or something?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (lbYzk)

1201 Crosstalk for the win.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:35 PM (MGjUO)

1202 FYI:

N95 face masks are sold out everywhere unless you are willing to pay a hundred bucks for one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (sGotD)

1203 Petey and the Bern mix it up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (xSo9G)

1204 But none of the published numbers make sense. 40 million quarantined. 80,000 sick, but only 2500 give or take, have died. As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February



the important number is how many missing?

and how many dogs and cats beat to death on the streets?

Posted by: not so at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (HALdu)

1205 Bernie is gonna have a stroke.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (CTN7u)

1206 Mayor Pete is so annoying the way he over emphasis everything he says.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (zqs/f)

1207 Bernie playing the tiny invisible piano again.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (VNfwt)

1208 The moderator has completely lost control of this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (lbYzk)

1209
Sanders once claimed cancer was, in part, psychosomatic.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (puu6v)


If women would only yield to their hidden desires for being gang raped, BINGO! CANCER CURED!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (pNxlR)

1210 Bernie would be easy to push over the edge, talking about strawberries and geometric logic, but yelling and waving his arms around until he clutches his heart and topples over

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)

1211 NOOD

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (JKNZq)

1212
The Corona is a bio weapons attack by the Chinese.
It is no accident.
Posted by: roscoe


They attacked themselves?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (aKsyK)

1213 Moderator - "Bring up the dart gun..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (CDGwz)

1214 Have a stent ready for Bernie , boys !!

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (rpxSz)

1215 Pete: Say hello to my leeetle friend

Posted by: boogey man at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (t3YBx)

1216 >>>740 Thick milf
Posted by: Ocho Chico

nah son

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (PbpT7)

1217 FUCK THE MODERATORS - KILL EACH OTHER NOW

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (CTN7u)

1218 Not ONT nood...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (UUBmN)

1219 Sanders once claimed cancer was, in part, psychosomatic.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (puu6v)

If women would only yield to their hidden desires for being gang raped, BINGO! CANCER CURED!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


well, shit.

Is that all I had to do?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (PkVlr)

1220 The Klobber defends Obama in Cuba.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)

1221 Yeah, we should make Cuba great again.

Open the Casinos.

Posted by: Braenyard - carring and using packets of handiwipes at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (MGjUO)

1222
Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (8SGHB)

1223
What was the movie where young kids had a free-for-all using guns that shot cream puffs at each other?

This sounds like that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

1224 As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Unless its just designed to weaken, spread chaos, and panic a public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (


****

Rehearsal.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (axyOa)

1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (AX8BK)

1226
1222
Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (8SGHB)


Oh, so he watched "Pearl Harbor"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (pNxlR)

1227 Hey - this debate is just like media comment pages. Full of liberal nutmuffins alternately sniffing each others asses and howling like a bunch of monkeys testing cocaine.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (qu1px)

1228 Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach

He punched Hitler and stopped the Red Skull

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (KZzsI)

1229 I think Bernie is gonna have a coronary..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (CjFDo)

1230 More people have died from the flu this year than the corona virus.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

1231 Joe talking tough again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

1232 What was the movie where young kids had a free-for-all using guns that shot cream puffs at each other?

Bugsey Malone, with Scott Baio and Jodie Foster

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (KZzsI)

1233 Biden stepping in all sorts of shit here. That q was written to end him.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (67sg6)

1234
Oh, Joe is going to "make them pay for it"? You do that, Sheriff Joe!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (pNxlR)

1235
China's numbers are made-up BS. Ministry of Truth. And on just about everything, not just this virus. The get some disease curve function f(t) and run it and publish the numbers as real. One guy wrote a piece about that, showing 100% correlation coefficients.

Now, there is middle ground between the Chicom weapon and natural. The Chicoms could have been experimenting with this virus, and let it get out. Hell, they sell used lab animals which have been infected with God knows what on the open market, I was reading. The lab guys make a few extra bucks.

Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at February 25, 2020 09:39 PM (rCwaK)

1236 1169 Bernie needs to talk less. He's going to screw this up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 09:33 PM (ZLI7S)



If he wins the nomination he might have to spend all his campaign donations on the actual campaign rather than just pocketing it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Z7lwY)

1237 you are willing to pay a hundred bucks for one.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:36 PM (sGotD)

I have a whole box which I will trade for a good banger.

Actually, I just bought some from Costco...thanks for the tip!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (dLLD6)

1238 Joe just said we don't have a CinC. Bastard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC)

1239 Biden was with the Flying Tigers, Merrill's Marauders, Jimmy Dolittle's Raid on Tokyo and landed on Normandy Beach

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2020 09:37 PM (8SGHB)


You forgot to mention he still has the flag he raised on Mt. Suribachi.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (Y8PSl)

1240 Styer is in need of a face kick.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (67sg6)

1241 LOL Angry Orchard spent more money on Facebook ads than Russia did in 2016, Joe

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (AX8BK)

1242 Oh my, Joe Biden forgot we have a president who is CinC.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (qu1px)

1243
1230 More people have died from the flu this year than the corona virus.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)


More people have died while listening to this blather than have died here from COVID-STALAG 17.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (pNxlR)

1244 Warren needs a wardrobe intervention. It's bad enough that she comes across as that frumpy spinster aunt who never got laid, but she doesn't have to dress the part.

Posted by: occasional commenter at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (Ezw/y)

1245 1225 Ocho Chico

Think that ship sailed. Amy's 59.

Posted by: EveR at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (ZZDMQ)

1246 Steyer is a conspiracy fan.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:41 PM (qu1px)

1247
100x More people have died from the flu this year than the corona virus.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 25, 2020 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (dLLD6)

1248 Actually, I just bought some from Costco...thanks for the tip!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 25, 2020 09:40 PM (dLLD6)
~~~~~

You're gonna be a millionaire!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (sGotD)

1249 Bernie's mic is soaked with spittle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

1250 why dont the moderators ask them to point out what Trump did that was racist?

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (AX8BK)

1251
You stupid fucks would not know what "we're under attack" looks like -- how dare you say that we are aiding and abetting it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (pNxlR)

1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips


dude

Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (PbpT7)

1253 Elect these fucksticks and you'll have people coming together in the Middle East, all right...in Tanks.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (qu1px)

1254
Bloomie is King Solomon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (pNxlR)

1255 You're gonna be a millionaire!

Oh. You mean you bought bangers. LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:43 PM (sGotD)

1256 As a lab built pathogen, that's got a pretty poor kill rate.

Unless its just designed to weaken, spread chaos, and panic a public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 25, 2020 09:34 PM (


****

Rehearsal.
Posted by: Diogenes



Still should have more of a sick/death rate.
80k sick, 2.5k dead, 40 million quarantined.

Numbers should be 1.5 million sick, 250k dead.

THAT would cause a panic.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (Xr3y2)

1257 Amy is the wife who would beat you to death with a ceramic squirrel if you forgot to bring beer home on Christmas Eve.

That actually happened in SC a few years ago. As my son said , it was a warrior's death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

1258 LOL...warren's a true idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:44 PM (qu1px)

1259 Sanders is going to drop, right here on stage

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (AX8BK)

1260
1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips

dude
Posted by: ace at February 25, 2020 09:42 PM (PbpT7)



Oh, oh, Dad's here!
** stubs out cig, waves away smoke, hides pack **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

1261
Amy: I'd be that HOT DISH -- you'd be surprised what see-through sleepwear can accomplish!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (pNxlR)

1262 Amy is now fantasizing about PDT in his bathrobe

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (PkVlr)

1263 Are these people serious? I mean, this is a joke, right?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (qu1px)

1264 If Joe doesn't punch or pee on someone, Imonna be sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (ptqGC)

1265 1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips


dude

Broad shoulders and a strong back too. Picture her behind a team of oxen pulling a plow share.

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:46 PM (AX8BK)

1266 All these clowns want to take your money and your guns...Good Luck..THESE MORONS ARE THE REASON FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT!

Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubMitt at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (ZvuEr)

1267 Say his name again Joe. Prove you don't have meatloaf for brains.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (qu1px)

1268 Amy: I'd be that HOT DISH -- you'd be surprised what see-through sleepwear can accomplish!

Boom chicka wah waaaah

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:47 PM (AX8BK)

1269 Moar wisdom from Buttgiggy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

1270


"1265 1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips "

She has a set of jugs.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:48 PM (lg/F7)

1271 Pete is channeling Nixon with that 5 oclock shadow

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (AX8BK)

1272 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips


dude

Broad shoulders and a strong back too. Picture her behind a team of oxen pulling a plow share.
Posted by: Ocho Chico


Da comrade! She will supply sons for the Rodina!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (Xr3y2)

1273

Pete is always talking about how we need to do stuff all the time, or else. And he has the answers! He just has the answers!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (lg/F7)

1274 Pete stands "with the people of Idlib". Oh, STFU.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (zqs/f)

1275 Obama loved him some Mullahs.

The original Ayatollah of Assaholah!

Posted by: Drink like Paint Chip Joe at February 25, 2020 09:49 PM (fgkVZ)

1276 >>> Amy has good teeth
~~~~~

Really?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/svxjfpo

Posted by: IrishEi at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (sGotD)

1277
"1265 1252 >>>1225 Amy has good teeth and child bearing hips "

She has a set of jugs.

She's hiding the sweater puppies behind that sexy wood panel brown wool shawl

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (AX8BK)

1278 Really?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/svxjfpo

LOL, she looks like Austin Powers

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:51 PM (AX8BK)

1279

She's hiding the sweater puppies behind that sexy wood panel brown wool shawl
Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:50 PM (AX8BK)

She had the shape of a refrigerator, and the sturdy and womanly stance of an old wooden folding lunch table.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020 09:52 PM (lg/F7)

1280 Amy."I'm not boring" Yeah baby!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:57 PM (AX8BK)

1281 Does anyone else find it weird that none of the idiots on stage want to try to take out Quid Pro Joe by talking about Hunter & the Ukraine stuff?

It would be such an easy target.

Why, it's almost like they want to avoid the topic cause it might implicate other Dems . . .

Nah . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (4pK1/)

1282 Biden sounds like he is unprepared for a test and just winging it badly.

Posted by: JereyDevilRider at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (XEfn8)

1283 Joe is going to nominate Condi Rice for the supreme court!

Posted by: Ocho Chico at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (AX8BK)

1284 Bloomberg: I bought------

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 09:58 PM (gSgAd)

1285 They should run this for Gitmo interrogation sessions.

Posted by: JereyDevilRider at February 25, 2020 10:00 PM (XEfn8)

1286 Klobiupchuck. Self proclaimed dynamic. Good Lord.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 25, 2020 10:02 PM (gSgAd)

1287 The debate was fascinating - like watching a bunch of not-hot girls in an oiled body wrestling match.

https://bastionofliberty.blogspot.com/2020/02/i-went-to-boxing-match.html

Posted by: Linda Fox at February 26, 2020 04:38 AM (3uqJZ)

1288 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 25, 2020

These debate threads really are your forte. Cracking me up, here.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2020 05:11 AM (UZ8BZ)

1289 I don't trust Tim Pool at all, but he does put up a very amusing "I can't believe this shit is happening" front in his videos. And he's gotten a lot of mileage out of this election cycle.

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at February 26, 2020 09:05 AM (jfOhm)

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